Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Florida Governor Ron DeSantis's alleged death toll underreporting, Michael Rappaport's Kevin Durant DM controversy, and Congressman Matt Gates' trafficking accusations while mocking their seriousness. They critique the Space Jam 2 trailer's reliance on CGI versus real actors, debate LeBron James' divisive activism compared to Muhammad Ali, and reflect on DMX's complex legacy amidst his vegetative state. The hosts also analyze Valencia's walk-off protest over racial slurs, Lewis Hamilton's alleged F1 suppression, and Conor McGregor's strategic fight choices for his Proper 12 brand, ultimately blending sharp political satire with absurd historical theories about the origins of racism. [Automatically generated summary]
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Bringing Country Back00:14:24
I got a spirited call from Michael Rappaport about it.
Yo, DeSantis, why did you underreport all the dead people?
And he was like, haters, man.
Bro, you should let an activist page take over your Instagram.
I would.
Let's think of one.
The best thing was.
The chance.
That's the best thing.
All right, guys.
Y'all ready for the hottest song of the summer, the spring, all the seasons.
Let's get it popping.
13 months.
All we think about is getting fucked up.
Tired of getting called jerking all phones.
Fauci says I need to double up my mask.
Well, tell that little journal he could kiss my ass.
I think it's time.
Open her up like a can of beans.
Open her up like a jar of weed.
Open her up.
Like Forrest Whitaker's eye.
Open her up.
Let's see what's inside.
Like a good old boy with a sharp nice skin and a bug.
Open her up.
Should we get on the next verse?
I think we got it.
We got it.
Child don't need a curfew.
Fuck you, Karen.
Tired doing Coke in my own bathroom.
I want some C section scars and some sunbag titties.
Open her up like a can of beans.
Open her up like a jar of weed.
Open her up.
Open her up.
Let's see what's inside.
Like a good old boy with a sharp nice skin and a buzz.
Open her up.
What's this song missing?
Rap?
This one's missing rap, right?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Like the boys from Backstreet.
Black Sheep.
Come back Bucks Rap sheep.
I'm some punch your fart box.
It's kind of like having a pistol section in pools.
I miss hanging in groups.
Motherfucker putting that back in the back.
Betting the soup.
Like a can of beans.
Open her up like a jar of weed.
Open her up before it's with her's eye.
Open her up.
Let's see what's inside.
Like a good old boy with a sharp nice skin and a bus.
Sing it up.
Open her up.
Shina.
Top of the charts.
You hear me?
Top of the motherfucking country charts.
The pop charts.
The rap.
That's going top of the rap charts too.
Pop charts.
Yeah.
Pop, rap, country.
Rock and roll music coming back.
Yo.
Rock and roll music is coming back.
Mark is hating on me, but Mark.
Andrew's the king just only thinking what his radar is is the whole world.
So we're in the car and we're listening.
I've been wrong.
We're listening to like Greta Van Fleet.
I've been wrong.
It's like some rocks.
Was it coming back?
Yo, watchers.
Hey, watches are coming back.
You can't talk with that trash on your wrist, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What?
Nah, ever since I gotta watch.
Ever since I gotta watch, he's been so jealous.
Anyway, shiny.
Go on.
Go on.
What did I say?
So I'm playing Greta Van Fleet and you're just listening to you're like, man, I love this song, dude.
Like, rock is back.
That's not what I said.
Because you're a rocker.
First thing is, finally, man, rock is finally back in the ether, man.
People listening to rock and use it.
He's like, I just know it.
Like, I just know we need to make a rock song.
I didn't say rock is back.
I said rock.
It could come back and make a comeback because there's no real rock right now.
I don't know who Greta Van Fleet is.
I thought it was a climate bitch.
I really did think that.
And then I realized that in this moment, when the country opens up, because I know we're all ready to open her up, plug.
When we open it up, I think people are going to party like back in the day, like old spring break type parties.
Oh, it's going to be nuts.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Go out there tongue-kissing in a bar and shit.
Yeah.
You know, run up on a shorty, shorty run-up song, some dude, some stranger just rhyme dancing, freaknick.
Nationwide freaknick.
Nationwide freaknick.
Yeah.
And we got obviously the banger that's going to spark it all off.
But I'm just saying, rock music is about the freaknick.
You think it's rock?
Way more than rap.
I think it's rock.
Because we're ready to rage.
Put caution to the winds.
You want a mosh pit?
Not mosh.
That's too far.
Why is mosh?
I'm just saying, look, look, fuck up a hotel room.
That's the energy.
Fuck up the hotel room.
You want the purge?
Not the purge.
You keep going too far.
You keep going too much.
He's taking it way too far.
You want Columbine.
That's what I'm hearing for.
That's what we're doing.
That's rock, okay?
Maryland man made those kids do it.
This is a wild boy.
I'm talking about like 80s hairband rock.
Right, right.
Zodiac.
Not Zodiac.
No.
So what's going on?
Why does your girls go too far?
Don't guess hands me.
Okay.
Stop yourselves.
All right.
Rock is back.
Rock is back.
It could be back, is what I'm trying to say.
It might not be.
You know, if I have something to do with it, if you guys have something to do with it, maybe we bring rock back.
Right now, we're bringing country back.
We have to bring it back.
That is.
Country's back.
Where has country?
This is the first time I heard a country song in a long time.
So it must be coming back.
Exactly.
It's the first time I heard a country song in a long time.
It must be coming back.
I realize that said the biggest country song in the country.
That was like two years ago.
Yo, in two years, hasn't been many country hits.
Exactly.
But guess what?
It's time.
It's back.
Because what part of the country never closed it down?
Country.
The country's country.
Now he's going the other way.
Now before he was exaggerated, now he's not exaggerating at all.
He's just saying the same thing.
It's a fucking parrot over here.
Okay.
What part of the country?
He's a parrot.
The country.
Country hits.
Country hits.
Okay.
My point is, we're going to have a country song.
Should this finish slap?
Okay.
Right.
We're literally in the midst of shooting a video right now.
We shot the video all day.
Yep.
Okay.
We're at the pool.
Yep.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
We're at the pool, bro.
We're at the pool swagger.
Alex Media directing.
Yo.
Yo, you were natural.
Yo, you were natural, bro.
You were natural.
You know how to boss around whites, bro.
I like that.
You like bossing around some whites.
But they're not whites, whites.
What do you mean by that?
Like, they're like, they're the Jack Harlows.
Yeah.
So when they talk about a white voice, some of them are like, those are the whites that are.
I think you're not used to rough life whites.
Yeah, he's in New York.
You are about a rough life.
I don't.
Yeah, yeah.
You understand?
I agree there.
Shout out to Jack Harlow, bro.
Kentucky in the building.
Is it Kentucky?
Jack Harlow.
Louisville.
Jack Harlow and Jelly Roll different lives, I think.
I'm going to go ahead and go out on a limb there.
Jellyroll got a verse on this song.
Help right the whole song with us.
This guy is an absolute beast.
His verse is fire.
Fire.
The verse is straight flames.
We just heard it.
The dude was nice.
We also had him on a boat in the pool with two girls with him, right?
Call them girls.
With two girls.
He didn't call him.
I mean, this was one of the funniest parts of doing the music video, right?
Jelly comes from a different world.
You know what I mean?
Like, he comes to a world where you could still speak whatever way you want to speak.
That's my world in my head.
Exactly.
And he doesn't mean it in any way that's, you know, hateful, right?
But when we're about to start the video and we tried to get him on the floaty, that didn't exactly work.
We should have known.
Yeah, we should have known.
That's why him says floaty.
Yeah, he's a sinky, bro.
It was a sinky.
So we put him on a boat and then he was like, should I just get on?
Or you want to let the bitches get on first?
But the thing that was so funny about it is he didn't say it as if he was trying to be inflammatory at all.
He was being polite.
We started laughing and he couldn't understand what was happening.
He legit was like, what, what?
Are y'all laughing at me?
And the craziest part is, I think the women understood.
They looked up and they were like, no, you go first.
You got it.
Yeah.
The bitches will stay over here.
90s.
Yeah.
The 90s might be back.
And country music, probably too.
We're bringing a lot of things back.
I'm very excited about this.
I'm very excited about this time in history.
Yeah.
A lot of people are going to talk about this time.
Oh, yo, we're doing it.
And we brought country music back from the depths of hell.
We opened up the country.
Yo, yo, for real.
The biggest country music singer right now, the biggest one, has a satanic pop song out right now.
That's a good point.
That has gone number one on the charts, Mark.
And he's yay.
And that also.
I didn't want to bring that up, but now that you've brought it up, I'm sure country fans have brought it up plenty.
They might have brought it up.
I mute those comments.
Okay.
I have a very Christian Twitter.
Oh, happy Easter.
My bad.
By the way.
Thank you very much.
I had a great Easter.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
How many Easter eggs you got?
There were about four Easter eggs on the pool today.
Okay.
And they were easy to find out.
He is risen.
And by me, I mean Andrew.
I was not.
I was enjoying it, bro.
I was just enjoying it.
I was enjoying it.
We had him on the fucking boat.
When they both got on the boat, I was like, it might be a little heavy on the boat.
Yo, Al was so mesmerized by the heavies.
At one point in time, I was like, Al, can you just say action?
He goes, 3, 2, 1, heavy.
I just said heavy instead of action, dog.
That's crazy.
I ain't going to lie.
The girls were twin sisters, and Al was telling them to look sexual to each other and touch each other.
I didn't know how to direct them.
I'm like, what's not me, too?
But what can you say?
I'm like, yo.
Son, the girls are twins.
Shout out to the Baldwin twins.
They're twin sisters.
Al goes to me, like, yo, how do we tell them to like kind of touch each other and shit a little?
That's incest, bro.
You can't tell them to touch each other.
You know what I mean?
They're sisters.
But it's acting.
It is active.
But it's incessant.
You know what they say?
That's a good point.
Yeah, right?
That's what they always say.
Oh, having a makeout scene with an actor.
It's like kissing your brother, like kissing your sister.
Boom.
Well, there you go.
Yeah, you feel like kissing a stranger.
There we go.
Hurst property.
Exactly.
Double negative.
So it doesn't count.
It doesn't count as incest.
Because it was hot for me.
Day two tomorrow.
Yeah.
Day two tomorrow.
Day two, we're going to go.
So actually, we just put out the call because we want some assholes at the live performance part.
But when this comes out, it's already going to be out.
Dove, I don't think we need anybody else at this point in time.
This is going to be out Tuesday, so it's not like anything can happen.
We good.
All right.
Well, we would appreciate y'all if y'all had been there.
But he said, it's their fault.
Yeah, yeah.
Why y'all fucked up, man?
Why'd you listen to this so late?
All right.
This has been a crazy week, man.
It's been a very crazy week.
What else do we have to address?
You know, we did a nice Patreon episode, mentioned Michael Rappaport, you know, and that clip really fucking went.
Yeah.
Really went.
Yeah.
I got a spirited call from Michael Rappaport about it.
We had a nice conversation, which I will not divulge because that's a private thing.
And you keep private things.
Private.
Private.
Exactly.
You would never share such a thing.
And then we saw today rap went on, I think it was, what is it called?
Undisputed.
Undisputed, right?
Fake first take.
He went on fake take.
He went on second take.
He went on second take.
And he fronted like he was really emotional about what was going on.
And then he was like, I don't give a fuck.
I don't care what anybody says on the internet.
Yeah.
Brilliant move.
This is.
It's actually really good.
This is his finest acting performance.
I didn't think he was a good actor until this.
And now I'm like, oh, to play it like this, to make it seem like he doesn't give a fuck when he's clearly spiraling.
That's the only way you could spin it to where it really seems like you don't give a fuck.
And I think it worked out in his favor because Barstool clipped the interview before he says that he's joking.
Yeah.
And Dave Portnoy and Barstool and all the Barstool people put it out like, this is the greatest trash talker of all time.
He's getting emotional.
I guess not realizing that it was a joke.
Yep.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Portnoy got got.
If that's what happens, if they didn't know or if they were just trying to like switch the narrative, maybe that's another version of it.
But they could have got caught.
It is an interesting way to do it.
It is an interesting way to do it.
So what do you think?
I mean, you know what bothers me about him is he won't just decide how he feels.
He's going to say, oh, I can't believe I'm getting these threats.
This is disgusting.
Then he's going to go on his podcast.
And I don't know if y'all know this.
On his podcast, he was like, I'll smack him in the face for talking to me like that.
Like, this shit isn't fun in games when you say this kind of stuff to me.
Wait till I see him in the face.
KD.
He's like, KD's not a real tough guy.
Then you get out and you say, oh, there's no, then you have a post saying we were friends.
Then you say on your podcast, we were never friends.
I met him one time.
We did one thing together.
So decide how the fuck you feel.
When did he say he was going to slap KD?
Look it up.
It's on his podcast.
I have screenshots somewhere.
I could probably find them.
And maybe I should find them if we're going to, I'm going to put this out.
But I read an article where he went on his, and it's behind a paywall because that's what he does.
He takes the money and pretends he's a man of the people.
So you got to be on luminary.
And he said, then he's talking big shit.
Fine, talk big shit or back down.
KD ready to meet you outside of catch.
You ain't catch nothing but that herpie.
Like, catch something.
Yo, Akash's still real angry, bro.
Keep that energy.
I like that.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something, Rat.
You want to fight me?
I'm not going to fight you.
You won, but you're not going to hear me saying differently anywhere else.
I'm consistent.
It was some hoe-ass shit.
It was some hoe-ass shit.
Just decide if you want to fight.
You can't share DMs.
I didn't know he was going out saying he was going to fight people.
It's just wild.
Just figure out how you feel.
That's it.
I'm not actually angry.
Just be consistent in your response.
That's it.
The King of Shit Talk00:09:58
Do I need to re-record what's going on?
No.
Good, bro.
Just be consistent.
That's your shit.
Just be consistent.
That's it.
Yeah.
I like Arcash because you make threats and then you say you won't back it up.
I didn't make threats.
What threat did I make?
I never said I'll fight.
Hey, Rhett, you want to fight?
You won.
But I'm an honest guy.
You know, I got some self-awareness about me.
Yeah, that's why we appreciate it.
I'm a bit of a hoe.
What do you want from me?
I'm not a street guy.
I'm a suburb kid.
I think that he could easily get away with this if he was just like, I fucked up.
I shared DMs.
Yes.
Like, I'll pay the fine.
But instead, he did this.
He's like, I'm a victim of anti-Semitism all the time.
Nobody talk about that.
Yes, people say mean shit to you on the internet.
People say mean shit to all of us on the internet.
You're not allowed to share personal DMs between you and another famous person who could lose a lot because of you sharing those DMs.
If somebody did that to him, it would be ho shit.
Exactly.
You just don't share the DMs.
Yes.
You don't share the text.
You don't say any of that private shit.
If he wanted to say that shit publicly, he would have just tweeted it.
Yes.
He sent it to you privately because he didn't want it to be in the public.
Yes.
Simple as that, right?
Yeah.
So you can't break that code.
That's just a code.
If you just came and you just go, yo, I fucked up.
I take accountability for that.
I think that you're good.
I think you're.
100%.
That's all I was looking for is just be like, yo, I fucked up.
I got a little emotional.
Yeah.
That's on me.
Yeah.
I'm an emotional guy.
Fine.
Yeah.
I'm totally okay with that.
But don't, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I first was watching the video and he was crying, I was like, oh, God.
I said, I was like, this cannot be real because he's not that dumb.
Please don't tell me that he's actually crying.
But yeah, I don't know.
What do you think happens from here?
Do you think that, like, you think that you think Rappaport loses any stock?
A little bit.
Well, he never had much stock.
Do you think that I think the biggest issue is actually covered?
I think his biggest issue was suing somebody for defamation of character.
I think the biggest brand issue.
The brand issue of sharing the DMs ain't that bad because people really don't feel that bad for KD.
Like, people don't feel that bad for celebrities.
I think people have been looking for like an excuse to talk shit about Rappaport for a while.
I think the Barstool crowd that definitely doesn't like Rappaport because of the way that they left.
They're like, okay, finally, he did some hoe shit.
We could pin him to the wall.
Right.
There's a lot of people that don't like Rapport, probably because he was so vocal about Trump, et cetera.
So they're like, finally, we could pin him to the wall.
I think he had talked enough shit and but the chickens were coming to roost.
Chickens come home roost.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I think that was, and this was like the perfect thing for them to roost on.
But what's interesting is the conversation is about the DMs when it should be about Mr. Shit Talker suing people who talk shit about him.
It is.
You can't call, you can't call yourself parallel.
Yeah, but you can't call yourself the biggest shit talker in the world.
And then when somebody makes fun of you better, send your lawyers after it.
And that should be the biggest story because that's the biggest story to take away his brand because the second he would ever talk shit about someone else, it would be like, oh, are you about to send your lawyers to protect you for this?
Or if anybody teases Rapport, it's like, oh, don't send the lawyers, don't send the lawyers.
That should be the conversation.
But he did, and if this was on purpose, brilliantly shift it to something with KD where people will forgive.
They will forgive the sharing of DMs.
I don't know.
Mia Khalifa's still out here.
Yeah, but sharing DMs.
But Mia Khalifa is a porn star.
We don't see her as a shit talker, like comedian type.
It's a different.
And he still, somebody made jokes, and then you didn't necessarily lower it up, but you snitched about it and then made it, oh, these are the kind of disgusting threats I'm getting.
And it's parallel.
I don't think KD was joking.
I think KD was ready to fuck his ass up.
Now, it's pussy to share the DMs when somebody's threatening you, but KD was ready to fuck him up.
He wasn't making jokes.
Fair.
When he said meet me on 17 and 10th, he wasn't going to be like, haha, I got you.
I'm not there.
He's like, meet me on 17 and 10th to fight.
Like, that's where cat steak is, right?
And catch over that.
That's around there.
Yeah.
What bothers me about that is then going on the podcast and being like, I'll smack you in the fucking mouth, watch how you talk.
It's like that.
Just be consistent with that.
But I still think it is about him not being able to handle shit talk in like a more loose sense.
All right, fine.
Maybe it's threats.
Maybe KD's being serious.
But you're still the king of shit talk.
Just shit talk back.
That's what you're doing at first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So just shit talk back.
You know what this is like?
This is like Drake with the reference tracks.
Okay.
So Drake, I would say, is probably the greatest rapper of all time because his catalog and he's stayed at the number one spot.
But any knock that somebody has on Drake now is like, yeah, but does he write his own raps?
And that always is going to keep him out of like being the greatest rapper.
And so when Rapport, you're a shit talker.
Oh, but he leaks shit or he sues people if they fucking talk shit about him.
So now it's like, you can't really have all that credibility as a shit talker because you can't even handle it when it comes out.
To be fair, Rappaport was good at shit talk, but like nobody in the comedy world would ever consider himself to consider him the greatest shit talker.
Yeah, no, just saying he has a stain on his record that's not really going to hurt his career.
Right, He'll still go on doing what he is, but it's like some people.
If you fuck with him, you still fuck with him.
Yeah, the people who like him are going to continue to like him.
Think that he necessarily lost many people, but I think he would have lost way more with the lawsuit.
I just think that's a way bigger stain on brand.
Like, imagine for a second, we talk all this shit on a podcast about like how fucked up cancel culture is, this, that, the other.
And then we out here just trying to cancel somebody for saying like the wrong word.
Yeah, they look at us like we're crazy.
Like, yeah, a lawsuit came out, and we found out that someone used the word retarded, and then the Flagrant 2 podcast sued them for using, you know, shitty language I was about to say, for using no-no words.
Like, we would look so corny if we did that.
So, we would have to cover up that story with a bigger, more salacious story.
But I only know about the lawsuit.
That's what this did.
I think most of us only know about the lawsuit because of the KD thing because this spreads more.
The idea of someone snitching, it's just more like salacious and it's something to grab on to.
This is big, but this is completely covered up in lawsuit.
Like, the barstool was putting a gas on the lawsuit.
They just leaked the next deposition with another dude from Boss Barstool.
So, they're not done.
But Barstool is putting a gas because that deposition came out with Portnoy.
They just put the whole thing on.
They were putting a gas on it, and then he dropped the KD thing.
Did you see the Portnoy tape?
Yeah, it's hilarious.
This guy's fucking stupid.
Yeah.
What a beast.
But what I'm so impressed about that is like, you're running a business and you got time to do law shit.
Yeah.
Like, I don't have time to fix bones in my body.
You know what I mean?
Like, I have an Achilles that's fucked up.
I just don't have time to go to the hospital.
Like, if we got sued, it would just be so inconvenient.
Yeah.
That would be the biggest thing that annoyed me about it is the absolute inconvenience of time.
Let's just settle out of court.
I'm not paying it.
I don't know.
How much you want?
Yeah.
How much do you fucking want?
So we don't got to deal with this.
You're going to get sued now.
Huh?
You're going to get sued now.
For what?
Everybody's going to find something to sue you for, though.
Fuck these retards.
You know who the real king of shit talk might be?
It might be Dave Portnoy.
This guy, undefeated.
That guy's killing it.
I'm trying to think.
Yeah.
Like, for whatever reason, I'm always going back to like Don Rickles.
I'm going through.
Oh, yeah.
Of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a different caliber.
Yeah, right.
I don't even think, to be fair to Rapperport, I don't even think he's putting himself in that connection.
Stern, bro.
Stern had some, like, if Stern didn't like you.
I heard if you went up against him, some ether.
I heard you lost.
I heard if you beef with Stern, it's over, and that's it.
Yeah, you lost.
I put Charlemagne up there.
Oh, Charlamagne.
Goddamn, he donkey to the date.
Yeah.
Ooh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there's some good shit talkers out there, man.
Anyway, it's interesting to see what happens.
And again, I think that the people will forgive as long as it's entertaining.
You know, as long as you entertain, motherfuckers forgive and move on.
Well, you know how I think to that end he could have played it.
I watched, did you see any of the Cassidy Hitman battle shit?
Yeah.
Hitman, my guy from Wilding Out.
Yeah.
Shout out to Hitman, but they were doing like a face-off.
And Cassidy is just talking wild shit to Hitman.
Like, you're not tough.
You don't got no bodies.
Hitman's a bad motherfucker.
I've seen this guy knock people out.
There's videos of him on YouTube.
Just one punch, guys unconscious.
And Cassidy's talking wild shit to Hitman.
And Hitman is getting so fucking mad.
And he's ready to swing on Cass.
Cass does not give a fuck.
He just stays seated.
He's not going to do nothing.
And he's just being so emotionally unmoved by the whole thing.
That's what if Rapperport played it like that, like everything is just funny and this is a joke, you win.
But instead, he's getting affected by it.
He's, these are the disgusting threats I'm receiving.
I can't believe it.
And then you go behind a paywall and say you'll fight him.
Just be funny the whole time.
That's how the king of shit talk handles it.
Cassidy, king of shit talk in the battle rap world.
Michael Rappaport says he's the king of shit talk.
Just be funny the whole time.
Just talk shit back.
So what happened with Cassidy and Hitman?
They had their battle.
Some people say Cassidy won because they just love him and that fucking face-off because nothing happened.
People get in the way.
They're not going to let Hitman fuck you up.
Yeah, and it's funny because Cassidy has probably had about four or five battles before and has lost all of them.
Like he's not that good of a battle rapper now, but it's just because he's known for his punchline rapping and he's one of the only people who probably had a big rap career who switched over to a battle rap.
So he's always a big ticket.
So it's funny to see him get in front of these no-name rappers and lose, but it looked like he might have won this last one.
And I think a lot of it is just Hitman's fucking good, but I think a lot of it is just like people fuck with Cass watching that face-off.
You're just like, I like this guy because he just staying in his shit talk pocket and being unfazed by a Hitman who, again, that's a guy you don't want to fuck with, but he just doesn't care.
Just sitting there.
I'm going to play it for you later.
It's fucking good.
There's this battle rapper that I follow named Pat Stay.
Oh, Pat Stay is good.
Yo, this guy is funny.
I was talking to him.
I was like, yo, we got to get you on a pod and we got to do like a like, you know, like a roast or whatever.
Like it could be us versus him.
Refinance Your Debt00:02:55
Like four-on-one, like some ninja turtle shit.
You know, they're so nice.
But he has some really funny things because he puts out clips.
He literally does it like we do, right?
But like he'll, he was in Germany for one and he just trolled the crowd.
Yeah.
Like he said nothing good at all, but he said it to the beat and the crowd go, ah.
So he's, and he goes, and I can say whatever I want in this cadence and none of you idiots would even know.
Oh, sure.
Oh, shit.
Just going crazy.
He does all these like real fun, like funny.
He had a compliment battle once.
Yeah.
They got to compliment each other.
Like, I don't know.
He is, he has a bunch of these.
It's just really cool to see somebody taking their art and then trying to enhance the clever or whatever you will of it, right?
Like, okay, you could go do this one thing.
You could go do a song, but how can I do something that is almost greater than the song?
How can I put sprinkles on it?
How can I put some icing?
Yeah.
So yeah, go check out Pat Stay.
Maybe there's some numbers at the end, but you'll look it up.
You find it.
But I want to get him on.
That'd be fire, right?
Absolutely.
We battle him.
Absolutely.
We could take him, bro.
Yeah, I think we got this, bro.
Congratulations.
We got the number one country song in America, bro.
Come on, we got the number one country song in America.
Open her up.
The number one country song in America.
Should the line have been open her up, let me come inside?
Okay.
All right.
All right.
No, it's a double entendre.
And he is asking consent, too.
So it's fine.
Let me come inside.
Let me come inside.
May I. May I come inside.
May her up.
May I come inside.
I can't close.
You know what I'm saying?
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Matt Gates Is A Bad Person00:15:40
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Do y'all know anything about this Matt Gates gets?
How do you pronounce his shit?
I think Gates.
Yeah, Matt.
What is it?
Matt Gates.
Yeah.
Matt Gates.
Gates.
Yeah.
Okay.
Matt Gates is this Republican Congressman from the great state of Florida.
Florida having a rough little month.
He's North Florida, bro.
We don't like we don't claim him.
Yeah, we do.
Nah, he's North Florida, dog.
He's Pensacola.
Nah, we don't claim them all, bro.
Stop it.
No, it's South Central.
Yo, how are you being a coastal elite with your own state?
I'm Central.
I'm Central.
I rep Central.
That's my area.
If crazy shit happens in Miami, I don't care.
It's not me.
Nah, We rep the whole statement.
You can rep whatever you want, bro.
I rep whatever decides the tax laws.
Okay.
If the North decides that we're going to save 14% of taxes, that's the side I rep. I rep whoever decides the taxes.
They pay more or less than the North.
Matt Gates probably don't want you paying taxes.
Matt don't want me paying taxes, bro.
Yeah.
You know who doesn't pay taxes?
The girl's Matt Gates false, bro.
Some bitches ain't all good jobs.
Maybe he's wanting them to be dependents on his return.
Bro, so is it true he was smoking out 17 year olds?
That's the allegation.
Whole reach.
That was the first allegation.
And then he went on Tucker Carlson and tried to drag Tucker into it.
No, he was like, I'm being historic.
Tucker, you've had accusations of, and then I don't know if it was a race.
Tucker was like, hey, there we go.
Don't go rap a port on me right now.
He's snitching on me.
Bro, he did this one apparently where he's on Tucker's show and he's like, yeah, you know, like, you know, I'm not that kind of guy, right, Tucker?
Like, your wife and you have been on dates with me and my girlfriend.
And Tucker's like, I don't know if that's happened like that.
Like, he like, after the interview, Tucker was like, that was one of the weirdest interviews I've ever been a part of.
Like, he wanted nothing to do with the bucks.
Yeah, throw that motherfucker on your bus.
Yo, but you want to try to throw me?
Hey, fuck you.
I'm not Tucker Carlson.
I'm in Jiu-Jitsu class.
Yeah.
That's you right now.
That is foul.
Okay, so he's accused of flying out.
He was flying out 17 years ago.
That's why they're saying.
Did you fly alone?
Yeah, is that how they caught her?
She had to have a chaperone.
Yeah, they said, where's your mom?
She was truant.
She was truant.
Yeah.
The pilot gave her like little wings.
They're like, oh, go have fun.
She took a picture in the cockpit.
What, Epstein Airline was just flying.
Lolita Express.
Lolita Express to Pensacola.
Okay, so he got, he was really having sex with his 17th century.
That's the allegation, yeah, is that he flew her around and she was 17 years old at the time.
But then there's also allegations now of him.
Do y'all remember fucking 17-year-olds, yo?
Wait, what?
Do y'all remember?
When you were 17?
Yeah, that's an important disclaimer to put on.
You can't just ask the question.
But like, you remember it when you were 17?
I did not.
You know what?
Do you remember when you were 17?
Mark does not either.
Yo, Al.
No.
Now you're looking crazy.
This is what Matt gets into Tucker Carlson.
Yo, remember when 17, bro?
Remember when they were just 17, Tucker, the good old days?
When I was 17, I was a fucking 18-year-old.
Fuck it.
Fuck that.
I was 16, be like, yo, are you legal?
Yeah.
You're not even fucking mud.
Are you legal?
Bitch is like, are you?
Damn, bro.
I'm just saying, like, why would you act a 17-year-old?
Like, pussy just gets better as you get older.
Yeah, it does.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, he's 39 years old, this guy, Matt Getz.
Yeah, something like that.
And you're going after 17-year-olds?
Yeah, that's a little wild.
It just, it doesn't make any sense.
The only sense it could make is if you're a fucking Crape pedophile.
He's 38.
Wasn't he a big QAnon guy?
I think so.
He's just a wild kid.
Like, if you go to his controversies page on Wikipedia, oh, and this is the other thing.
Apparently, he voted against a sex trafficking bill that was proposed in the United States.
There was some type of like anti-sexuality.
Was that one with the one where he was the only person that was against?
Yeah, everyone was like, yeah, of course.
Yeah, sex trafficking is bad.
It was something to this effect that's oversimplified.
And he was like, well, you know, it's nuanced and like voted no or some shit.
Nah.
That's a law.
It's respect.
It's tough.
That's consistency, bro.
Your ass consistent.
Hey, that's a good point.
Hey, bro.
That's consistency.
That's all I'm saying.
You're right.
I almost tapped my nose and did that too.
What is that?
What is that?
I got to be doing that shit.
Like, we know what it is.
I don't know.
It means I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Oh, in what?
In gay?
Like, you said respect is consistency.
So I'm saying, you're right.
I'm with you.
Can we at least respect the consistency?
The dude is out here trafficking puss, which is wrong.
It would be inconsistent of me to shit on Michael Rapperport and then not give this guy some credit for being up, being consistent.
Motherfucker went into that vote like these haters, dude.
Haters, man.
Every time I come to work, the haters is after me, bro.
Fuck, bro.
I'm just out of 17-year-olds with the lighties.
The floaties.
It's not the heavies, it's the lighties.
Cannot live with the light lights.
Yo, let me be great, bro.
It gets more wild, though, because apparently he's saying that he's being extorted and that there was allegedly like messages sent to his father, Don Gates.
Oh, some problem guy saying, demanding money in exchange to make the allegations go away.
No way.
What was Don saying?
I was saying what Don had to say.
He was like, Whoa, this is crazy.
He just had his country go like, hey, ain't it crazy when your son be these underage, bro?
Y'all know how it is, right?
Like, you just got your son, fucking underage girls.
They try to bring you into and extort some money out of you.
Come on, sweetheart.
Hop off my lap.
Yeah.
Hop off my lap.
Get into the ball pit again.
You know, that's generational.
You know, his dad don't got no problem with that shit.
No, come on.
And now there's allegedly photos of him at a prostitute orgy or some shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What that's not.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
That's what I'm doing.
Legal or illegal.
Yeah.
And what's the age of these who's can I?
Can we be honest who leaked this?
Can we be honest who leaked this?
Yep.
The fucking GOAT DeSantis.
DeSantis had some heat on his seat.
Them heat warmers were on three bars, right?
The heat warmers was on three bars.
Right?
They were like, yo, DeSantis, why'd you underreport all the dead people?
And he was like, haters, bro.
Haters be after me, bro.
What's the deal?
Like, I'm just trying to keep my fucking state open.
We just try to open her up.
And these haters is worried about dead old people.
And they're dying, these haters, bro.
They're dying.
Fucking up my numbers.
Fucking them up.
So, do you think they killed his story with a crazier story?
Matt Gates.
Gates, bro.
You got to get it right.
Let's go.
If he isn't, they might think we're talking about someone else.
The way he spells it, though, infuriates me, bro.
Do you know how he spells his shit?
G-A-E-T-Z.
G-A-E-T-Z.
Gat.
Gates.
Gates, I guess it's Gates.
There's always Gates.
Gates.
Open her up.
Open her up.
Yeah.
Yo, is it wrong that I forgive DeSantis, but not Gates?
I don't forgive Gates.
What do you forgive DeSantis for?
Whatever he did.
Anything?
Anything that we know about so far.
Okay, okay, okay, yeah.
Then he lied about the dead people.
Okay, yeah, you went very specific.
Well, he didn't do nothing with them 17-year-olds, right?
Why you forgive him?
Why'd I forgive him?
Because it's lit going to restaurants.
Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.
I care more about restaurants than old people I don't know.
Actually, that's a fair thing.
Unfortunately, that's a fact.
If someone's like, yo, you care more about going out to Mr. Chow or these old people?
Than Mr. Chow.
Mr. Chow, old as fuck.
Mr. Chow, a thousand.
Mr. Chow started it.
Yeah.
When you think about it, when you really think about it, when you really think about it, Mr. Chow is who we need to talk about this whole thing.
This whole pandemic.
Poke the bear, son.
What?
I'm not poking a bear, dog.
You think I'm poking a bear?
The panda.
The Winnie Poking a panda.
Okay, so where do we stand with Gates and DeSantis?
Listen, it's uncomfortable to stand with Gates right now, so let's see what happens there.
I'm not with you at the moment.
Are you pro Gates?
What he do to me?
He says he's not with me?
Yeah.
I'm not with Gates.
You standing with Gates, son.
He just puts you in a state of mind.
Where are we standing?
Where are we standing?
I met you on the street.
Where is he standing?
Yeah, we could be at a nice restaurant.
If we stand in a nice restaurant, it may be.
If we're at a nice restaurant, name a fucking restaurant.
Chucky dessert club.
Get bet money at Chucky.
Chucky Cheese.
Gates, that's where he's hanging out.
Food is trash.
Yeah.
Food is trash.
He don't care about the food, Doug.
I'll tell you this.
I'll tell you.
You know, I want to tell you what I was about to tell you.
Because we'd cut it out anyway.
But if that 17-year-old bitch had a hookup at Carbone, I definitely would be okay with Matt Gates going out.
Get her kids' menu for me.
Hey, got some jiggity dandes out here, bro.
You ain't got some jiggity dandes and some french fries for these little bitches that Matt Gates be dating.
Open her up.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
Hey, Jesus, bro.
Jesus.
This guy's great.
Really, dude, on Easter, you're going to do this, Doug?
He's dead.
Hey, you know what's rising, Meggies?
Dick, when he watched my high school.
We need to relax.
This guy's risen.
We need to fucking relax.
Okay.
Tell me why Dove brought two to the house today.
Tell me why.
I don't know.
Dove, where did you find a Hawaii?
Yeah.
That shit is irresponsible, dude.
There's sinkholes in Florida.
Fucking A. Cave in the motherfucker brought the 600-pound line to the house.
Right?
He really did.
This shit was a TLC show.
I thought we were filming something for TLC, Dove.
Yeah.
I walked right out my room.
Harvey?
I did, bro.
I did.
I couldn't say anything.
I didn't know how to speak.
Yeah.
I didn't know how to speak.
I went up to him.
Can I get you guys some water, some Harvey?
What is it you guys need?
I literally didn't know what to say.
I did not speak to them.
They asked me, they're like, where's the bathroom?
I go, you can just use that Harvey right now.
Seriously.
No, seriously.
The girl came out.
She's like, listen, there's no soap in the bathroom.
She said there was no soap left in the bathroom.
I was like, did you check in the shower underneath the heavy?
Did you see that there maybe something there?
Did you see it?
Did you see it?
Hey.
Hey, there might be some over there.
Okay.
Okay.
Come on out.
I couldn't believe these poor girls.
I couldn't believe them, bro.
Why would they even be talking like that?
You gotta take a break.
No, why would they?
You know what?
I had to take a break.
They're fucking bathing suits, bro.
That's what I had to take a break.
Oh, my God.
It was unbelievable, bro.
It was unbelievable.
Unbelievable, bro.
Honestly.
The best thing was.
The tits.
That's the best thing.
It was the heavies the best thing.
And two fucking sacks of goldfish.
You know, we got the sack of water with the goldfish.
That's what it looked like.
Four jelly rolls.
Four full jelly rolls.
They did have them.
Shit.
They had the jelly rolls.
They arrived first.
They arrived first for the crew before everyone.
They were punk shout out.
Andrew's girl walks him out.
He's golden doodle walking behind.
And his girl goes, your guests are here, Dove.
Yes.
That's what she said.
God bless her.
Sweet fiancé of mine.
Literally, she texted me.
She's like, Andrew.
Is that what the doorbell says?
What is that?
For real.
That's all that was happening, bro.
What?
Al, Al, take a deep breath, bro.
Take a deep breath.
You got to watch those girls take a deep breath.
It's tremendous.
Yo, those boobs were real big, guys.
Those boobs were real big.
Milkers, bro.
Yo, they really, yo.
Yo, Mark said the other day, there was this girl with huge tits at the fucking show.
They were massive.
Mark goes, you should tattoo missing kids on those kids.
She had the Danielle Bergolis.
My show.
Sucking nerd.
He doesn't have a mother.
Start thinking some jokes, Miles.
Jesus.
No joke, Evan.
No jokes, Miles.
Miles had a banger of a joke because he'd been waiting for this day for the last three years.
Catch me outside.
Catch me outside.
Just turned 18.
And then Miles had to fucking, he had that shit ready like a Jordan drop, bro.
He was, he, he had lined up.
He's ready.
I got to get in this OnlyFans.
And you got in, didn't you?
You got in.
Do you remember that academics tweet that they say it was fake?
He got hacked.
But the one where he or someone else tweeted, he tweeted, yo, catch me out.
Oh, yo, yo, bad baby got mad titties for a 15-year-old.
He was hacked, though.
He was hacked.
Matt Gates.
That shit was hacked, bye.
That motherfucker been waiting for that OnlyFans.
Yeah.
And now he probably unsubscribed as soon as he turned 18.
That's a good ass point.
That's a good ass point, bro.
I can't pay for of-age titties.
Holy shit.
Yo, if you're from a time zone, hold on now.
Hold on, now.
Hold on now.
She turns 18 Eastern Standard Time.
He's in Australia.
You're in Australia.
No, wait, hold on.
He's behind.
He's in LA.
Tahiti.
He's in Pacific time.
He's in Pacific time.
He's in LA, right?
Are those the wait, is that them?
Al, before you show this, are we certain that they're 18 years old?
Yeah, I'll put this up.
Mark told me to put this up.
Okay.
What is this?
There's no way.
Yep.
Yep.
There's no way.
She's a bad baby.
She made a mill in a day.
That's all you got to do to make a million dollars if you're.
Yo, yo, chill out.
Chill out.
Chill out.
Okay, let's real consensus.
I mean this seriously, because you guys are joking around too much.
Matt Gates is a bad person, no matter what, bad person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ron DeSantis.
Misunderstood.
Misunderstood.
Maybe the numbers is wrong.
Maybe it's right.
Maybe some places overreported, some place underreported.
Okay?
Then you got to give Cuomo an out.
What?
You have to give Cuomo an out.
If you give in DeSantis and out, you got to give Cuomo an out.
All right, bet.
Cuomo's out.
Okay.
I agree.
He's out.
He should be out as governor.
This Guy Is An Animal00:02:53
I agree completely.
Kick him out.
Okay.
Danielle Bergoli.
Yep.
Okay.
Yeah.
Objectively speaking, never even noticed her physical appearance whatsoever.
Now that she's turned 18 and she has an OnlyFans, the picture and video that we looked at is exceptional.
Can we agree?
I don't know if it's exceptional.
I don't say exceptional.
Y'all really doing this right now?
Y'all really doing this right now?
I don't know if I say exceptional.
Y'all gonna put on them caps right now while we're having this after we just saw her with the herd.
After we just saw her with the herd.
We just saw her with the fucking heavies, bro.
The heavy teachers got the deaf heavies, bro.
Do you ever ask your deaf friend about the titties?
Yo, you seen that with Titty's?
He's like, oh, you have your army.
That titties so big, they make you deaf.
Yeah.
Bro, you never seen that shit?
Yo, ask anybody right now.
Yo, you seen Daniel Bergaloni's.
What's your name?
Danny Bologna.
Danny Bologna's.
You seen Danny Bologna's OnlyFans?
Yeah, Hans.
Yeah, the only man.
Bro, there's a major man down.
Bro, that's the deaf heavies, bro.
She got the deaf heavies.
I'm fine to reset.
Fine to reset.
Nah, she got the gun.
She does have that shit, man.
She got that shit.
She got the heavies that make you want to swing through on a rope.
You swing it through on a rope to save the day.
Yeah, Tarzan, bro.
Hey, guys.
There's someone with the hermit.
Oh, my God.
Miles, Miles, Miles, Tommy.
Miles, we're not editing shit.
Miles, we're not editing shit.
Okay?
He has to pop his head out to be the top.
So this motherfucker just looks like a fucking socket.
You look like the heavies on the boat today.
Remember those girls?
Remember those girls?
Dev is like, yo, you guys should put some Suntan lotion on the army.
Oh, don't say the last word.
Remember when you said that?
This guy's a savage.
This guy's a fucking animal, bro.
They asked me for it.
They asked you for it.
That's what they asked.
I bet that's what you think.
Yeah, they're always asking for it.
That's what Matt Gates was saying.
Yeah.
Yeah, bad guy, though.
That guy's a piece of shit.
Yeah.
Whereas Mexicans would say, chet.
Okay.
Yeah.
Merde?
No, no, Nierda.
Niarda.
I don't remember.
I don't know.
Nierda.
Mer is French.
Oh, my God.
Technology Keeps Up With You00:03:08
Okay.
Can we reset a little bit here?
Yeah, let's be serious.
Okay.
I will be honest with you.
No, no, no.
I will be honest with you.
Can I just say one thing and then we're done?
There was a moment on the boat with the twins where my IQ dropped 40 points.
My IQ literally dropped 40 points.
I just look at them and I was like, I was like, yo, what do you think?
I go, what do you think of the shot?
And I'm like, 10 points a heavy, dude.
It was 10 points of heavy, bro.
Oh, my God.
That's it.
That's all.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Shout out to them.
They're actually fans of the pod.
Get out of here, yo.
Shout out to y'all.
We got to debate all this now.
Yo, no, we are not, bro.
What are we saying that was disrespectful?
Nothing was disrespectful.
What we said has possibly been disrespectful.
The fact that you could look at another human being and induce that type of reaction that you turn into a deaf retardant.
Turn a heavy killer, bro.
Heavy killer.
That's what it is.
That is correct.
Lucky we didn't go heavy ones, Tina.
Quite frankly.
Market.
Oh, that's what we're marketing.
Shout out to you.
That's crazy.
Out of respect, dude.
Yo, this guy's so good.
Oh, my God.
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Let's get back to it.
Y'all want to talk about Space Jam 2?
Let's do it.
We got to switch it up.
We got to switch it up.
Let's talk about Lola Bunny is missing.
Say what?
You know what Lola Bunny is missing?
They locked off her head.
They lightened the load.
They lightened the load, bro.
Yeah.
What position is she playing?
Nah, what position is she playing, bro?
Like, what?
For the fuck's sake.
For the fuck's sake, Beth.
Nah, but for real.
She no longer looks like you could rinse her out.
Yo, do you think MJ was catching mean Bobo from that bunny back in the day?
Why do you think they call it Space Jam, dude?
Yo, why?
Yeah, he's space jamming that dick.
That's what I want.
He's jamming into that space.
Yo, that'd be soft.
What?
What'd you say?
That'd be soft, probably.
Who would?
A bunny?
The bunny.
The bunny would be probably soft, soft and wet.
Oh my god.
Yo, we gotta take a bunch.
Dude, you gotta not take a break.
You gotta hit your bottom off the shit.
Bunnies do this shit.
I agree with you.
I agree.
I agree with you, bro.
Because bunnies have a lot of babies.
So bunnies must have the fire, bro.
Say what?
Bunnies have the fire.
Yo, why do they have the fire?
Because they have so many kids.
They're having sex.
You heard the saying.
They have a lot of fun.
Oh, you're like bunnies.
Yeah.
And that's a good point.
Like bunnies, bro.
Also, think about that.
Yeah.
Maybe that's why she's not as cute.
Maybe she had a couple kids.
She had their mom hips now.
Oh, shit.
Little bugs been.
Yo, why the fuck when they were losing to the monsters?
He did not just like chop off Lola Bunny's leg and wish for the win, bro.
Yeah, whatever.
Isn't that good luck?
Yeah.
This bitch bouncing around.
Oh, let's play defense hard.
Bitch, give me your foot.
Let's make a wish on your foot.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't need your foot.
Selfish.
Selfish ass.
Why you got to cut it off?
Why can't you just rub the bit?
No, it don't count if it's not attached.
She got good feet.
You could rub that.
You plays Lola Bunny in the new one?
Who?
Zendaya.
How old is she?
She's like 26.
Fair enough.
Does she have?
Is she opposite?
Opposite.
Yeah, feather wave.
You look like she's beautiful.
Under 75.
But no, she's stunning.
She's stunning.
Oh, she's beautiful.
But she got the surf bar.
Oh, my God.
24.
Does she have the surfboard?
She got the drunken loves.
Oh, man.
What?
Yo, Al, there's nothing wrong with that.
Let's take a break.
There's no break.
There's no break.
It's not about that.
Yeah.
It's not about that.
This episode is.
Sorry, Miles.
You hear this, right?
Miles.
This episode is dedicated to one thing and one thing only.
Two things, really.
That's true.
Yeah.
Okay.
Miles.
Miles.
I see you over there.
Miles.
Yo, you know what Miles calls his dick?
What?
What do you call your dick, Miles?
I don't know.
What do I call that dick?
How would I know this?
That's weird.
That's got weird.
I'm just going to know what you call a dick, bro.
This guy's crazy, man.
Miles.
Mark that.
All right.
Let's talk about some real shit.
Space Jam 2 trailer.
Do we care to watch it?
We're adults.
Do we care to watch it?
Yeah, we're mature.
I watched it already.
I did.
Did you watch it already?
Was it good?
No, it's a little weird.
Was it weird?
How long did it take you to nut?
Listen.
Al, Al!
It's a kids' movie.
Yeah.
It's a kid's movie.
He's not saying Pee-Wee Hermes.
I'm saying at home.
Yeah, he's at home, bro.
With his dog right next to him, like a flesh light.
Happy, happy, happy, happy.
Oh, my God.
No, but for real.
It took not as long as it did in the first movie.
I tell you that.
Okay.
So you asked Lola.
Was it worth watching?
What's the premise?
It's weird.
It's like kind of dramatic a little bit at the beginning.
Like his son is like, you want me to be a basketball player like you?
And then he like runs off and then gets captured.
And then LeBron has to go save him.
And Don Cheeto is the bad guy.
But it's not a cartoon.
It's like real Don Cheeto with computer animation.
It's like an odd thing.
And then LeBron is animated for a little bit.
Yeah, I don't like, I didn't like that.
Yeah, and then the monsters are like computer.
It's not like cartoon monsters.
It's like robots.
They get 2D, 3D, and then in the real world.
I just don't like, why not cast LeBron's actual son to play also weird because the guy kind of looked like LeBron's youngest son.
He looked like Bryce a little bit.
Yeah, but he calls him Dom, which is also weird.
Will Smith played with Jaden?
Yeah, but that movie fancy those movies was trash because of that movie.
Nah, not Pursuit of Happiness.
Pursuit of Happiness.
Not Pursuit of Happiness.
No.
Karate Duck.
No, no, Karate Kids.
No, Karate Kids.
Oh, Pursuit of Happiness Crush, though.
Pursuit of Happiness Crush.
He was like a baby.
He ain't played no, he didn't say nothing.
But how old is Bryce?
Bryce ain't no grown-ass kid.
He's 18, isn't he?
I don't know.
We all guess he's quite frank.
I'm thinking about Bronny.
I'm thinking about Bergoli.
How old is Daniel Bergoli?
But you know that?
Huh?
18.
Hey.
Hey, only fans, dog.
I'm a fan.
I'm a fan, bro.
Are y'all fans?
No.
You're not?
Sure, I'm a fan.
What kind of close would I be if I left him alone on this island?
Thank you, dude.
Okay.
Okay, so the plot is kind of stupid.
It's weird that he has someone that looks like his son, but it's not his son.
I love Space Jam.
Maybe it's just because I was a big Bugs Bunny fan as a kid.
I identified with the big teeth and the smart ass attitude.
But this one was just weird to me.
It's like, now you're doing too much.
Koogler is involved.
Ryan Koogler.
Oh, yeah.
He's a beast.
But I don't know if he's good for a kids' movie.
He's great for like growing up shit and like rebooting Creed and making it dramatic.
This was like, it's a kids' movie, man.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it one of those kids' movies that sometimes has like hearts and like as an adult, you get something else out of it?
Like utopia.
Remember when you cried onward?
I did cry it onward.
Use that shit right here and then started whacking right afterwards.
What a tear jerker?
Tear jerk.
Go right to the tear jerk.
Right to the tear jerk ready like that.
Bow, bow, bow.
Power wheels.
Power wheels, bro.
I'm not playing games out here, dog.
It's real.
So I don't think it's going to be that.
I certainly didn't jerk off to the trailer, so I don't know.
Or cry.
I'm not seeing this stupid movie, right?
Are y'all seeing this movie?
I don't think so.
You're going to go see it?
Yeah.
Was the music, does the music look like it's going to be good?
Because Space Jam has some song was not great.
Uh-oh.
What?
Uh-oh.
What?
What?
In the original, in the new one.
Oh, I thought you were talking about the OG.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I believe I could fly.
Yeah, I believe I could fly.
I believe that song.
He's talking about take it to the song.
I believe I could touch the sky.
Think about it every night and day.
Take it to him.
Spread my wings and fly away.
I believe I can soar.
I see me running through that open door.
I believe I can fly.
I believe I can fly.
I believe I can go.
You don't sing R. Kelly no more.
It's not R. Kelly that's song.
It is Jordan.
Nah, I got to keep the same energy, though.
Why?
Because I don't fuck with DeLeah.
I can't fuck with R. Kelly.
Oh, shit.
Al's really been on this.
Delia is the white R. Kelly shit.
He is.
He's been going hard.
He must not listen to the first 30 minutes.
DeLeah ain't had no 12-play.
All right.
So we're saying that it's not going to be that good.
We probably won't support it, but it's nice to see something kind of pop back up.
So there's some nostalgia to it.
I guess so.
I mean, we'll see how it is.
I'm not writing it off as bad for sure, but it just looks weird.
We're going to see how much pull LeBron has with the youth.
Yeah.
I'm curious to see how much pull LeBron has with the youth.
My understanding was that Steph kind of yanked some of that influence.
Oh, I have a sports opinion off of that, actually.
So it's like, I think when LeBron, I think maybe before Steph really came out and just started just destroying shit, LeBron was the guy, and he was the most influential person in the league, without a doubt.
Like even Kobe, I don't think had the youth towards the end of his career.
LeBron kind of encapsulated that youth mentality about what basketball was and what they want to be.
And then as Steph came along, his game was so much more transferable to a young kid.
Yeah.
I can't dunk.
I can't power to the rim.
I can't play like this.
I can be the small guy and shoot threes and shoot over guys that are way bigger than me.
Because that's how I feel when I'm out there.
I bet you.
Now, I don't know if Steph Curry is as big a figure.
Like Jordan was still this big figure, right?
Yeah.
I don't think Steph has that.
Steph is almost like too tiny and relatable, but his game, I think, captured the attention of the youth.
So I'm curious to see how many kids will go see this movie because they love LeBron.
I will give some pushback.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, but also, here's what might, if it doesn't sell well, it might also be because Bugs doesn't have the same pull with the youth.
Great point.
That's a good point.
When Space Jam came out, there was no Spongebob.
There was no other shit.
It was Bugs Bunny and the Ninja Turtles, and that's about it.
They did an Adam Sandler movie, I forget the name of it, where they used all these old video game characters.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you remember?
Yeah, I forget what it was called, but it was some Netflix movie, I think.
Was it Pixel or something like that?
Pixel, something like that, right?
And thanks, Mark.
And so, so Pixel.
And the big knock on that was that, like, if you make a movie for kids, you have to use the video games that the kids relate to.
Yeah, give them a Minecraft characters.
Minecraft, Fortnite, these types of games.
They don't give a fuck about Miss Pac-Man.
Right.
That's our generation.
That's the generation before us.
So I wonder if a similar thing will happen, like you say, with Bugs Bunny, but also with LeBron.
Does he not have the influence of the kids?
Bugs Bunny definitely doesn't have the influence of the kids.
Wow, this might be a flippity flaw.
So LeBron's like divisive.
I don't know if Jordan was as divisive as LeBron was.
No, ubiquitous.
Rightly or wrongly so.
Like there is a certain section of the population whose parents hate LeBron James.
And that's all their kids.
Yeah.
LeBron had some innocuous tweet about going.
Well, I was just to that point.
Like, there's a section of the country that does not like LeBron James because he's choosing to stand for a specific thing that maybe a large fraction of the country does not believe in, right?
Yes.
But I don't know if he's beloved.
Like, it's hard.
I don't know how they phrase this accurately, but like LeBron is respected, though he's probably the most checked goat of his generation.
Like, people love to bring, ah, yeah, you didn't have it here.
Like, nobody was coming at Jordan like that.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, people love to kind of take away his greatness.
They don't say you had 63 in a playoff game and lost.
You lost.
Nobody says that.
63 in a playoff game.
End of sentence.
That's right.
Not you didn't win.
Yeah.
You're talking about Jordan.
Jordan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
They just bring up like the accolades.
They just bring up the great things.
So he is checked often in his greatness.
Right.
But I wonder if he's as beloved by the people that agree with him.
Like, okay.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, usually when you're an activist, the people that agree with you, they exalt you.
Yeah.
I don't see LeBron as people.
I don't see people going to LeBron.
Thank you so much for speaking out.
You're so brave.
Like there are other activists that people go to.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, Ali, Ali was exalted by the people that agree with him.
He was bigger than sports.
Right.
LeBron still exists as this person in sports who talks about civil rights.
Yeah, I think.
At least it appears to me.
Maybe because now that we have so many different outlets of opinions and so many different ways of accessing the celebrities, you can hate or like them for other reasons beyond activism.
Ali, great boxer, activist.
That's pretty much all you knew at the time.
Michael Jordan, great basketball player.
That's pretty much all you know at the time.
LeBron, you can love him for an activist, love him for a basketball player, but then he's also on social media all the time.
He's on Twitter.
He's got this brand new.
He's openly trying to be a billionaire.
He's got the shop.
He makes himself incredibly accessible, which helps in a lot of ways.
But there's a lot of other reasons I could dislike him or not love him as much beyond basketball player and activists.
Because of the accessibility that the internet provides, there are many more ways to access his opinions on the world.
Yeah.
Kawhi Leonard, I don't even know if he's on Instagram or Twitter.
No.
We don't know his politics.
We assume because he's black that he's liberal.
Right.
But we don't know.
The guy could be a MAGA conservative.
He's with New Balance.
That's a good point.
He really could be, right?
But because he doesn't grant us access to his life and because he's seemingly not that interesting of a person, at least in public perception or what he gives us, we're not curious about it.
LeBron has chosen to be a mouthpiece.
Yeah.
Right.
For social justice, civil rights.
And because of that, he's alienated certain people.
Yes.
But I don't know if he's been so profound in his civil rights activism that he is completely loved by the other side.
I don't know if he's doing anything.
I don't know, Al.
I mean, you speak on it as a black dude.
Like, as a black dude, are you looking at LeBron going like, that is our leader?
And that's the person that we go to?
Not really, because he's iffy with it.
Go on.
Like, he's convenient with his activism.
Activism.
It's like, okay, I'll wear a shirt to a game and, you know, I'll make a tweet or something like that.
But I don't really see him out there on like marching.
I mean, the guy built a school.
Yeah, but we're talking about activism.
Is that not?
I mean, no, that's like social studies.
That's like, right?
Like algebra and that kind of stuff.
That is not teaching activism.
What's activism then?
No, activism right now is tweets.
Okay.
Yeah.
And being a fat white girl with purple hair.
Okay, there you go.
There you go.
I like that.
That's activism.
Okay, that's a good move.
Are you a girl and fat and white and your hair's purple?
You're an activist.
Only time you'll ever be called active.
So there you go.
That's good.
So yeah, I agree with you, Al.
It is just interesting.
Because usually when you draw that line in the sand, there is, obviously he's doing it because these issues resonate with him.
Right.
But there are people that are doing it for, I'm not saying he's doing it for this reason, but there are people and companies that do it for like economic return, right?
They're going, okay, if we draw this line in the sand, we know that all these people to the left of that line are going to fuck with us heavy.
Right.
Right?
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Goya, for example, remember the beans thing?
That line got drawn in the sand and then those conservatives went out there, bought on them fucking beans.
Yep.
Right.
I just don't see people loving and appreciating LeBron for his activism in the same way that past athletic goats have been loved and appreciated for their activism.
Ali's also tough because Ali actually sacrificed his career.
Yes.
Like that's about that life.
Yeah.
About that life.
I don't give a fuck about endorsement deals or whatever.
I'm talking wild.
I'll give it all up.
I'm not.
Ali would have said, Ali would have said, I don't need China's money.
Yep.
LeBron said, I like China's money.
I really like China's money.
But don't get me wrong.
Like me, for example, I do see what LeBron is doing and I appreciate that he even does something because it's more than not doing anything.
The China thing was a big hypocritical thing, I guess.
Somebody of his, you know, stature and influence.
I think he could do more.
What would you like to see him do?
That's hard to say, but like, you know how we hear those stories every once in a while, like, oh, Jay-Z's bailing out activists that got arrested or something like that.
Like, you know, he's giving money to this charity.
Like, you hear these little rumblings of it's like, okay, he's pulling strings behind the scenes.
I just don't hear that much of LeBron doing it.
I don't know.
He's already so politically scrutinized, though.
Like, if he's like secretly bailing out activists, they're going to dig up research on the activists.
They're like, this person burned down a cop car.
And like, he's going to get.
He doesn't need to let people know it, though.
He will get it out.
You can silence him.
Well, then maybe he'll get out.
I don't know.
If we don't know, then maybe.
And that's true.
He could be doing all these things and we just don't know.
And maybe when Jay-Z does these things, he has someone leak a PR report that says that, oh, he bailed out all these people.
And then Jay-Z gets to go, well, I didn't want that to be out.
But it's like, motherfucker, yes, you did.
So, yeah, it's hard.
But he's also like his I Promise school is something that I didn't see a lot of other athletes ever doing.
That's incredible.
That's incredible.
You can't expect every single issue in the world that they have to make a public claim on it.
I'm sure he does his part.
I think it's pretty impressive.
I'm impressed with all the scrutiny.
I'm impressed with what he does.
What I'm just saying is, with all that he's done, I still don't see, I don't think people see him as a leader.
I think they see him as a mouthpiece that is, for lack of a better word, regurgitating common talking points.
So, whereas Ali would say some shit where you'd go, oh my God, like I didn't even think about race in America like that.
Like, Ali was saying shit like Malcolm X would say.
And I think a lot of people were like enlightened by it.
They're like, holy, that's fucking brilliant.
I'm not going to bring up a point I brought earlier, but there's so many more voices.
If there was a thousand Malcolm X's on Twitter and then Ali was saying that shit, you'd be like, all right, you're not saying nothing, dude.
It was Malcolm, and then it was nobody else.
It was Malcolm and Martin, and then there's Muhammad Ali.
And then people have an expectation, oh, you've got that many followers.
You should be talking that much more.
I mean, there's celebrities now that literally turn over their Instagram accounts to different initiatives and say, so-and-so's taking over today.
Like, I think the Kardashians are then.
I don't actually have to give a fuck Haley Baldwin.
So, oh, that's amazing.
And they're just separating that.
Can I say something on the Space Jam 1 to just another unfair comparison?
Just technically, like, you have 1996 is when the first one came out.
Kids were always saying, yes, they're going to a movie theater.
That movie blew up, made a quarter billion dollars.
This one is going to come out, and then four weeks later, and first of all, it's going to come out in July, still in COVID.
Four weeks later, it's going to be released on HBO Max.
So Warner Brothers and HBO, same group.
So for HBO and Warner Brothers, like HBO Max gets new subscribers.
They're happy about that.
And then Warner Brothers, who owns Looney Tunes, gets this whole new merch push on Looney Tunes, which you guys said, like these little kids don't know.
So it's like, it's unfair.
Like you might see a box office that doesn't even come close to what the first one did.
But they might still be very happy with it.
Apples and orange.
Or they might make more money.
But the money will be there.
I mean, it's like every streamer is just trying to get exclusives, right?
It's like you can only see this movie, boom, for this amount of time.
And it used to be that like a theatrical window was like weeks, eight weeks, 10 weeks, 12 weeks.
To go four weeks after a theatrical release means like, you know, not many people aren't going to the theater.
So they'll sacrifice some box office, which they have to give half of that to the owners of the theaters to like push people to their streamer, which right now it's like the streamer wars, right?
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Right, right.
And do you think that was enlightening?
Yeah.
What?
That was enlightening.
I did.
I didn't wait to the end of the question.
I had to cut it off in the middle.
I had to get right in the middle.
Bro, you should let an activist page take over your Instagram.
I would.
Let's think of one.
Yeah.
What?
Alex Jones.
I was going to say, like, like breast cancer awareness or something.
I hit up.
I hit up.
Well, be your chip.
Oh, my God.
Godzilla's Congo over here.
That's what it was like on that boat.
Another topic.
Another topic.
Come on, guys.
We have to do a real show.
We have to be professional.
You know what I thought of sports-wise?
What'd you think of?
Steph Curry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We were talking about Steph.
Yeah, yeah.
He had the most pot.
He's done more good for the game of basketball on the court than any athlete in our life.
Why is that?
I'm watching a little bit of this game from Gonzaga and UCLA.
Everybody can shoot.
You remember how bad college shooters were before?
Now every player in college can just fucking stroke it from the three.
Change the game.
Also, I think the reason why kids like Steph Curry is because the way kids practice, like if you're in their driveway, you're not doing like layup drills.
Yep.
You're not shooting.
You're just taking threes.
That's the whole thing.
All handle and shoot.
That's that it is.
And now everybody can shoot threes.
And I think as LeBron, I mean, Michael Jordan's a better player by far, but what he did was like artistry.
You can't recreate that unless you are a supreme athlete.
There are certain physical limitations that you have.
Yes.
Right.
That LeBron doesn't possess.
Or, well, LeBron possesses that you don't.
Yeah, LeBron doesn't possess the limitations.
He possesses this athletic ability that you do not have.
And Jordan has it that you do not have.
But Steph's game seems like you can do it.
The two things.
He doesn't even look fast.
He is really fucking fast.
You see him live, but he doesn't look it.
He doesn't look big, but he's big in real life when you see him on the court.
I saw him next to Chris Paul.
We went to a game and he dwarfs Chris Paul.
Yeah, yeah.
Chris Paul looks like he's tiny.
He can't keep up.
But the two most fundamental things in the game are ball handling and heavies.
And that's what Steph Curry is throwing up there, bro.
He's lobbing up heavy bombs.
That's what he does.
And that's so if you're a ball player who loves Steph, no matter how big you are, if you can shoot and handle, you're good.
So true.
The best athlete playing like Steph is a better basketball player.
Yeah, you're 100% right.
He did.
He definitely morphed the game.
And you can see it for all positions.
It's really interesting.
Usually players.
Sorry.
What was that?
Usually players will change the game for their position.
Yes.
And Steph did a very weird thing where he changed the game for every position.
Yes.
Yeah.
While we're talking about basketball, should we talk about Paul Pierce living his best life?
Bro, he's living, Doug.
Paul Pierce just pulled a Jamal Murray.
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Damn, we got a gosh, dude.
Yeah, so Paul Pierce living his best fucking life.
Do you all want to talk about it?
Do you give a fuck?
I mean, he's just watching.
It is wild that that was his son's birthday.
I mean, his son's young, he's going to go to sleep and shit.
What do you do for your son's birthday?
You just hang around the whole time?
Yeah.
That's actually when he's sleeping?
Exactly.
How do you know his son is sleeping?
How old is his son?
That's a good one.
I know you're not used to parents caring about your birthday.
That was not fair.
Oh, that was not unfair.
Oh, my God, Al.
That's a fair.
Oh, my God.
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Yo, tragic news, man.
DMX, as we're recording this right now, is still in, I guess, intensive care.
Apparently, he's in a vegetative state.
Oh, no.
Yeah, man.
Oh, no.
Yeah, it's not looking good.
This sucks, dude.
So it might be over for X. Might be.
Holy shit.
Now, when I heard this, I didn't know exactly what it meant because I grew up without DMX.
I knew his songs.
I knew his like.
DMX was famous before he was born, I think.
Yeah, I saw videos of him performing on stage with like thousands of people.
Oh, what stock?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, oh, this is sick.
Nah, he was a fucking dog.
He was one of the goats.
What is the connection?
Like, who is he today?
Is there anyone that could be?
Nothing like that.
Nirvana.
He might be black Nirvana.
He's black Nirvana.
He might be Black Nirvana.
And the way that Nirvana tapped into that angst, and I thought it was white angst, but it was kind of angst everybody.
Like there's certain Nirvana songs you play.
I don't care what communities listen to it.
They're going to fucking rock out to it because they tapped into this anger.
And X fucking did that, man.
Like there were certain X songs that like the whitest white boy rocker goth dude.
If you started X, gonna give it to you.
It just got.
I'm a brown Hindu kid from the suburbs when he prayed to his God, who I assume is Jesus.
I felt that shit.
That moved me.
I was like, this is the fucking guy.
Yeah, man.
There was not, there's not a lot of artists like him, especially not in rap.
What was the album?
It's Dark.
It's Dark and Hell's Hot.
I listen to that to this day.
To this day.
Rough Riders Anthem?
I grew up on X.
Yeah.
A lot.
He was very intellectual.
He used to hang at the park in LA near us.
His hobby was radio-controlled cars, like this just big kid just doing that.
And anyone that came by, like high school, just he'd just hang out with us.
I think what X had and similar to how Jelly, just like super authentic.
Yeah.
Believe everything.
100%.
And X didn't hold anything back.
He put it all in his lyrics.
And I think that's one of those things that you fall in love with a person like that.
Yeah, he was so attached to the material.
You believed the material coming from him.
I mean that.
What are you laughing?
I mean, no, he just had wild lyrics.
And that's why I know people love him because they would play him at the gym they go to.
And it's just crazy.
And there's mad gay dudes in the gym.
And they still go into it.
And they're like, yo, this is fire.
And he's just going off.
Like, I don't mess with homo thugs or whatever.
It's like, what's a little love to homo thugs?
No love to homo thugs.
Yeah.
He didn't give him love.
Gay dudes in the gym were like, let's go.
I love this song.
Yeah.
They don't like homo thugs either, bro.
Gays like some fancy ass gays.
You know, ratchet-ass homo thug.
Feel safe.
He's a Chick-fil-A rap.
Oh my God.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
That's true.
He's a Chick-fil-A rap.
Why is that?
Everybody likes him no matter what.
Some people accuse him of being homophobic, but they still listen to his music.
They don't care.
We don't care.
Also, very religious.
Yeah, exactly.
So shaking the south.
Yeah, Chick-fil-A rap.
I think you just called a black person fried chicken, but we'll look past it, bro.
It's okay.
I think that the metaphor was so good.
We were going to look right past it.
If I was waiting for that better if I might wait, what?
He did it to a black person, a piece of fried chicken.
That's how not raised I am.
I didn't even know that was a connection.
It was under your skin.
It was under your skin, bro.
It was underneath your skin.
It was underneath your skin.
Do you think if we lopped off those heavies from today and skinned them, we could have some otoro?
Nobody got it.
Nobody got it.
Oh, that's that's the good.
That's the good tuna, bro.
That's like the good fatty tuna.
Oh, I didn't know.
Damn.
No, I didn't.
We pour it all.
We did one too many heavies jokes, man.
God damn it.
I always do this.
You did an Otoro joke, bro.
I did an Otoro joke.
Yo, you know, you're digging deep when you had Otoro.
Fuck.
God.
That's how you know, man.
You blown up.
Let me just keep going further into it.
It's not even going to be any more Otoro left because fucking Conspiracy, man.
They're fishing the oceans too much.
You fishing right now, Tom.
Cast a wider net, bro.
God damn it.
Oh, there's a culling of the dolphins in this Japanese city.
I got faith.
I'll let you keep going.
Did you just look at Miles to Mark the John?
Okay.
No, save me somewhere with an edit.
Okay.
But leave enough of the bomb in because it's kind of funny.
What were we talking about?
DMX.
Oh, yeah.
So, in all seriousness, with DMX, this shit is super tragic.
If you're a fan, you kind of knew.
Like, I didn't want to be phony and be like, oh, I couldn't believe this happening.
Even if you're a fan, you kind of, you knew it was coming, but it still fucking sucks.
I don't understand those people.
He's turning it around, though.
Say what?
I thought he turned it around because, like, in the last verses, like.
He looked clean.
He was good.
I didn't think he was.
Yeah, man.
And I hate to say that.
And I remember we talked about that.
It was like sad to watch.
Like, Snoop, he's next to Snoop.
And Snoop, for all the weed he smoked, that motherfucker was sharp.
I remember at the end when they were just freestyling?
Oh, yeah.
And Snoop could still just go.
And X was like struggling.
And I've seen videos of X freestyling.
He could go back in the day.
And it was just like, oh, it's just not quite there anymore.
And it just didn't look, and he put on a lot of weight.
And it was just like, fuck, dude.
I mean, if he can pull out and turn around, amazing.
That's the greatest.
But it just, you just kind of, and he's the guy that like a tricky thing, though, where, like, you know, a lot of people are bringing this up.
Like, you know, yeah, but we saw this come in.
His lifestyle was bad, whatever.
It doesn't make it any less sad.
It's just a weird point to make.
I did bring it up because I felt like I'd be hypocritical being like, oh man, I can't believe it when I would keep it a buck with anybody else who died.
But nobody's saying they can't believe it.
They're just going, it's sad.
No one says that when someone's grandma dies.
Yeah, like I can't believe they died.
It's just like, oh, shocker.
Your grandma was 90.
Yeah.
It just seems like a way to like dismiss your feelings about that person dying.
And it's like, you are sad that someone died because you liked what they did or you like who they are.
Right.
It has nothing to do with whether they were ready to die or weren't ready to die.
Right.
So it's like, I don't know, it's just a weird take.
I've seen some of those, not saying you made that take.
Because I don't think you made that take, but like, I've seen some people make it on Twitter and such.
And it's just like, thanks.
Good.
Hey, good job.
Yeah.
The crackhead died.
You're not surprised.
Bravo.
Yeah.
We love the crackheads music.
We love the crackheads interviews.
You know what's crazy?
It wasn't even about the crack necessarily to me that he was a crackhead.
What I was, I'm saying, like, he felt like a guy who was like, hey, I just take on the pain of the world, and that's just what it is.
And like a weird, like, I don't know how to word it well, but that's kind of just what he felt like.
Look, God, I'll just take all the shit that you just put that on me.
And they even, I think I saw like a behind the music where one of his friends said that about him.
Like, that's just a guy that just takes on pain.
And like, you just kind of knew it was going to meet an end that wasn't the best.
But like, that's why it's, it still sucks.
It's just fucked, dude.
Yeah.
He was different, man.
I don't know.
In terms of rappers, I grew up listening to, there was nobody like him.
And I haven't seen anybody since.
I'm not as in a rap as I used to be, but I just don't see that.
That's just a different guy.
One-on-one.
Prayers up, man.
Prayers up for X, you know?
Yeah, there was, I guess, some medical misinformation that was put out.
Yeah, his lawyer said he was misinformed.
Yeah.
Because people said he's off of intensive care.
He's out of intensive care.
Yeah, I heard he was getting better.
Yeah, he was getting better.
And now it looks like that was bullshit.
It's just such a shame because, you know, all these people get their hopes up.
You know, it's crazy, too.
He put out Is Dark in Hell's Hot?
And then what was the second one?
Flesh of My Flesh and Bud on My Bud?
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Yeah.
11 months apart.
Two albums.
Full albums.
Both slapped.
Crazy.
And then he had the X's coming or whatever.
And then there was X.
And then there was X. Great Depression.
All of them debuted number one, like five albums in a row or some shit like that.
I mean, it must be tough.
Like, he's had the drug problems.
Then he got sentenced to jail.
He came out a year, like beginning of 2019.
So he has that year.
And then COVID happens.
And then obviously we know that that's been terrible for anyone from drug addicts to depression.
He's admitted that he's bipolar, admitted that he's a crackhead.
It's like, so just add that weight to it.
I'm like, how much tougher it must have been for us.
That's a good point.
Like, yeah, we haven't seen just yet the psychological effects of COVID.
Like they've been happening, but we haven't been paying any attention to them.
But as we start to get back out, you're going to see human beings interacting way more and the effects of the psychological, I guess, mistreatment that people have experienced over the past year is going to show.
You know what I mean?
Like that psychosis that you slowly unraveled into is going to expose itself when you now have to re-enter society.
You now have to go to work.
You now have to be around people.
Yeah, it's going to be tricky, man.
What a shame.
What a shame.
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Mark, you found a story.
Yes.
Um, where Europeans were being racist yet again.
Yeah, I mean, it just proves my premise, right?
Yeah, they're way more racist for sure.
Way more racist.
We learned racism from Europeans.
Yes, that's a great point.
Yes, we didn't learn it from Native Americans, Al.
We didn't learn it from Mexicans, did we, Al?
No, we did not.
We must have learned it from Europeans.
No, way, you fucking motherfucker.
No, think about it.
Miles Kamara Cross.
Listen, it is 100% true.
We did not learn racism from Native Americans.
We did not learn it from Mexicans.
Who did we learn it from?
White people.
White people, we learned it from Europeans.
So, Europeans started racism.
They must be the most racist of the whites.
Obviously, Asians are the most racist of all.
And then, black people, you guys are pretty racist too.
White people, we might be a little bit more racist than you guys.
Okay.
Or less.
Who knows?
We can go with more.
I mean, I don't know.
It really depends.
You never know.
It doesn't depend.
Historically, more racist.
Historically.
At the moment, but we don't know.
I mean, we only know this little bit of history.
There could have been a time in Africa where there were tons of white people and then you guys killed them all.
And we're talking about Earth, too.
That's a good point.
You could have killed all the white people in Africa, and that's why it's so black.
We might have been there.
You're so racist.
You killed all the black people.
I mean, the white people.
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
We need to talk to Mansa Musa.
Oh, that's a good point.
We talked to Mansa Musa.
Mansa Musa might have killed all the whites in Africa.
Yeah.
That's why he got all that gold from those white kings.
Yeah.
So when we colonized, we were just trying to get our shit back.
That's disrespectful.
Yo, colonizing Africa could have just been getting our shit back, Al.
Wow, wow.
Yeah.
It's a repo.
Yeah, I mean, we don't know.
We don't know for a fact, but that would be more racist if you just wiped out all the whites and then we had to flee.
Nobody wants to live in Norway when you could be living in lush Africa.
Why would you go from Africa to Norway?
Norway sucks, but you're getting away from Mansa Musa who's killing all the whites.
Maybe you wiped out all the blacks from Europe.
Maybe we wiped out all the fucking blacks from Norway.
Which would make them more racist.
Oh my God.
Yeah, you're walking yourself into that?
Europeans aren't.
Good point.
No, what you mean?
They did it first.
It sounded like Ayakash is agreeing with me, so I'm going to say that.
You said white people in Europe killed all the black people there, so they got to be the most racist.
They exterminated an entire race.
Fucking American whites that went to Europe and then they populated Europe.
Oh, forgot about their home.
You're saying Native Americans got racist.
You're saying Native Americans have racism?
Natives.
It was the natives.
Yo, Native Americans could have been the most racist, bro.
Yeah, who knows?
Because they refuse to even live with non-Native people.
They walked across an ice bridge.
Yeah.
That's how much they hated being around Asians and whites.
They left Russia.
They're like, fuck these Asians, fuck these whites.
We're going to walk across an ice bridge.
That hurt our feelings.
Yeah, it hurt our feelings.
And the risk that they took, it could be summer.
That ice melts.
They're dead.
Yeah.
That's a huge risk.
That's a huge gamble.
Okay.
That's racism.
Yeah.
They were risking their lives to not be around whites and Asians.
Native Americans are pretty fucking racist, bro.
Pretty fucking racist.
Not saying they deserve what happened.
I'm on board.
On board with what?
With what happened?
No.
How racist they are.
Huh?
With how racist they possibly are.
That's how racist they possibly are.
This is hypothetical.
We're just playing hypotheticals right here.
I don't know.
All I'm saying is, we assume whites are the most racist, right?
We're just the best at it.
It doesn't mean that we're the most racist.
You're the current best at it.
We're the current goat.
We're a current.
We're the brand of it.
Exactly.
But then you look at China.
They are really racist, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Because they are racist against their race, even.
Yeah, hello for your spot.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fucking shit.
That's enough, dog.
Wow.
I've had enough.
You could take our jobs.
Okay.
You could take our technology.
You could take our intellectual property.
But you cannot take our racism out.
They're trying to Toyota racism out there.
They really are.
Build a better model.
How the fuck dare they?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
I'm honestly at a loss for words.
You lost, are you?
I have lost my words.
They're the most racist people on the planet.
Wow.
Yeah, bro.
Okay, can we get to this minor little racism that happened?
Mark, can you tell us the story that involves some N-words?
Yeah, okay.
Saying the N-word is like saying the N-word multiple times.
Obviously, not I think why more than one time, but basically, you got these two teams.
I don't know how many times it was said.
We have these two teams playing in La Liga, which is the Spanish.
It could have been the straw that broke the camel's back.
Which one's the camel?
No offense.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say, bro.
You got to clean up.
No offense.
Clean up.
I'm clean.
Go.
So in the Spanish league, this is like the best league in Spain.
This is like the one that Barton's.
That's why it's the most racist.
So this is a big, this is a big time game.
Okay.
You have these two teams playing against each other.
That suck.
Both teams suck.
Valencia and Cadiz.
Valencia's pretty good.
And basically, they're fucking stinking.
They're playing each other.
Go back to your fucking tomato festival.
Fuck for losers.
Fucking losers in Valencia.
Go on.
So you got this guy, Juan Colla.
The fucking tomato festival where they just throw tomatoes at each other.
Fucking stupid idiots.
This shit is lit.
Dude, that's a let's have a party.
You throw a tomato?
No.
That sounds so whack.
So chucking tomatoes at each other?
Before COVID, before COVID, New York used to have these fucking tomato fests where you would just go meet up in Central Park and you just do anything to meet white women.
It's unbelievable that was lit.
Unbelievable.
You can throw tomatoes as hard as you can.
You straight for white women.
Beam somebody in the face of that shit was perfect.
If Al heard there was one white woman in America when he was in Russia, he'd have crossed that.
That's what happened, bro.
Whoa.
That's what happened, bro.
You're a Native American.
That's why I called it straight, bro.
You're a Native American.
You're a Native American.
I am.
I'm taking my lamb back.
You're a gay Native American.
A trail of queers, bro.
How.
How?
How?
Is that okay, Native Americans greet each other?
How?
Okay.
All right.
So basically, they're playing in this game.
Tell you a little story, man.
Tell you a little Ember story, Mark.
Go.
Tell you a little story, Mark.
Come on, go.
Yo, even Al don't care.
Yo, tell your Emmert story.
Because he's about to have his whole point shed on right now.
Oh, okay.
What's his point?
What's his point?
He says that Americans are more racist than Europeans.
Mark, what is his point?
What is him?
Why are you laughing?
He's laughing at night.
He's making fun of you.
Yeah, he is.
He's trying to make fun of you.
He's trying to deflect.
No, he is.
All right, Mark.
Go.
Go.
All right.
Yeah.
Go on.
Go on.
All right.
So is that?
Tell us the information.
It was the act of racism.
It was an act of racism.
Yeah.
And I was disturbed by this.
Okay, so the multi-millionaires were kicking around the ball.
And I wouldn't make jokes about it because this is really serious and racist.
Okay.
And like me, I care a lot about this issue.
Like you?
Yeah.
I'm not racist.
I care about racist issues that happen in the world.
So, basically, basically, one guy fouls the other guy, and if you play a video, you can see it.
You don't need to even do subtitles.
Playgrade one or two.
Wait, what?
No, okay.
Dude, look at the ref.
Where's the ref?
Oh, in the pink.
So, basically, there's this fight that breaks out.
So, he gets a yellow card, they do this whole thing, they start fighting.
You can even fast forward a little bit, but they start going off on each other.
Okay.
Then, what?
So, basically, this guy gets a foul in the box here.
You can watch it right here.
Okay.
Or they start fighting.
I'll fast forward a little more.
Who said what?
So, you can see it right here in the box.
So, this guy, yellow guy, and the white guy?
Yeah.
So, white guy, or the guy in the yellow falls, he turns around.
I don't know what the hell is going on, Mark.
Mark, I'm not seeing any N-words being said.
So, they basically start fighting.
Ah, okay.
So, he claims, yeah, so he claims he said, Oh, are you going to cry, you pussy, and then N-word?
Now, did he say the N-word, which is an English word, or did he use there's another word that Spanish people use the Spanish version, right?
Which is spelled N-E-G-R-A-T-A.
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, and there was a coach that said it as well.
I think it was the coach.
This is back in the day.
It was like the Spanish team coach, whatever, like that.
Anyway, so basically, he says it, the guy starts going wild, and they start fighting each other, and they're pissed.
And then his whole team walks off the field with him.
Wow.
Were they winning or losing?
It was a tie game.
Tie game 30 minutes.
So, like, in the first half, plenty of game left.
A lot of match left.
Wow.
Okay.
I like that.
Is this an appropriate response?
You just walk out of the field, quit the game if someone says it.
Yep.
You try to reconcile.
You try to come back on the field.
How do you play?
I mean, if a guy is going to say that and like you have a record and it's proof, I mean, immediately gets kicked out the game.
Not even a question.
Unless he's black and then say it as much as you want.
But yeah, you immediately kick him out of the game.
I think you, but yeah, you just kick that person out of the game.
I guess that could be like the same, like a red card or something.
I don't know what it would be used.
I think in basketball, they probably just give you an immediate ejection.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then you'd be suspended for quite some time.
Yeah, 100%.
So, but his team, the black guy who got called the N-word, his team decided that they were just going to walk off.
They were going to lose.
They were going to boycott.
Which is dope because it's solidarity.
I like it.
That's your teammates going, yo, listen, we obviously don't see you like that.
Fuck that person.
And we got your back.
What I don't want, what I don't know what to do here is like, how do you set the precedent, right?
Like, if they end up losing this game, if they end up forfeiting this game, what happens when you're in the championship?
If you're in a championship and you're down three goals, someone's dropping the N-bar.
So you don't want to set a precedent where you can win a game by just saying the N-word.
You don't want to reward the races.
I think you got to call it a tie, right?
That could be a reward for them, too.
You're down three goals, you N-word it up, and now you're the tie game.
I'm just saying you base it on, in this case, it's 1-1.
So the game ends like that.
If you're down three goals and it ends, you're down three goals.
Right, right.
It's usually a problem with the fans in European soccer, and it's such a huge problem.
I've seen them walk off because they need to do something.
Yeah, but they need to do something that hard and fast to set the precedent.
Like, you need to police your own.
Like, it's usually the ultras and the folks in the end zone that are the diehards.
They want to do it now, quick, walk off the field, ruin it for everybody.
So it's rare to see from actually on the field, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like that.
Yo, does that ever happen in F1?
Formula One.
Yeah.
Are they saying the N-word?
No, like, are the crowd saying racist stuff towards Florida?
I mean, the guy's going 150 miles per hour.
No, I don't know.
I think you can hear an N-word in 100 miles.
No, he gets historically a lot of fun.
You see him coming around.
All right, everybody on your market set, go.
And then hopefully he hears it on the way.
He's wearing a helmet.
He's got the things plugged in.
There's no way they could hear it.
And the car engine doesn't happen, Dove.
What do they sound like?
Does it sound like it?
You're referring to Lewis Hamilton, and he's spoken that it's not just the fans.
He thinks that the organization, since he started winning from karting and on up, and was always like the one black guy that he would see.
He's always felt that they've created a new rule, like a new Lewis Hamilton rule because of him to find ways to kind of like keep him cornered.
He's always felt that he's been cornered.
He's won seven in a row.
No, no, but coming up in Formula One, it always seems like he is.
He says that he feels like he's targeted.
Being targeted by what?
If you're the guy in the lead, yeah, you're being targeted.
People want to be you.
I'm not just talking about no, I'm talking about coming up in the sport.
And Formula One, you're not looking at him.
You're looking at Mercedes, Mercedes.
Yeah, I mean, what are we supposed to believe with Lewis Hamilton?
Like, we're supposed to believe that he hasn't been giving the mode best opportunity.
He's literally been the number one driver on the number one team for the last seven years.
He's won seven championships.
I have a hard time accepting that F1 has been holding him back.
If anything, they've been propping him up.
Furthermore, there's an argument to be made that his teammate isn't really that good and he's there to lose to Lewis.
Botas, what is his name?
Valttery Botas, right?
Furthermore, he's sick with COVID.
One race last year.
This guy, Russell, what is it in George Russell?
George Russell.
George Russell, who was on this bum team, Williams, is like the worst team that's always out there, right?
He goes and takes his position for that one race, leads the whole fucking race, and then he goes in for a pinal, a final pit stop.
Oops, we gave you the wrong tires.
Oops.
Come back in.
The tires are still working.
Come back in.
We mix up your tires.
You think a German racing team is going to make a little oopsie-daisy?
Or do you think they were trying to protect Lewis Hamilton's reputation as the best driver ever when some random guy who literally is coming last every single race gets into the best car and is all of a sudden the number one?
I think they've been protecting Lewis Hamilton.
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I think they love the fact that he is, one, an amazing driver.
Don't get me wrong.
The guy's an amazing driver, but he's also in the best car.
And it's the constructor's championship.
It's not the driver's championship.
It's who makes the best car.
And you can almost put any idiot in the car and they're going to end up winning, right?
And I think they love the fact that they have the most unique driver on the field or whatever you call it on the racetrack.
All they're playing hard and a half heavies.
Yeah.
Finally get him.
Finally, he's passionate about one time.
Like, hold it together.
Yeah, he found this passion.
I'm talking about coming up in the sport, which is like, it's very clear he wasn't a rich.
It's like you're competing against like the former drivers themselves and their sons coming up in the sport versus like Lewis's dad, who's not in the sport, is buying his son a go-kart.
Yeah, he didn't have the same upbringing as many of these other people.
There's a guy named Rich Kid Sport, right?
Yeah.
It is a rich kid sport.
100% a rich kid sport.
Like there's a guy named Stroll, right?
Lance Stroll.
Lance Stroll, whose father is Lawrence Stroll, right?
And he's a billionaire and he owns the fucking team.
And it's amazing, 4mm.
Go watch Drive to Survive on Netflix's unbelievable series.
It was the most fun you'll have watching Netflix.
I swear to God, in the last, when did our show come out?
But started from season one.
Started from season one.
But yeah, there's three seasons.
It's unbelievable.
It's so great.
Great three alley show built around it.
You don't even care who wins.
They do an amazing job, but I don't buy this thing that Lewis Hamilton has been like in some way suppressed.
I think it's an amazing story.
The one black guy in F1 happens to be the most dominant driver in the history of the sport, and he's on the best team.
And I think they do things to protect that reputation.
I think they go above and beyond to protect that reputation.
They could have whatever driver they want.
There's another driver, Max Verstappen, right?
Who some might say is better than Lewis.
Some might say he's not, but he's in a worse car.
If Max Verstappen was in the same car as Lewis, who ends up winning?
Maybe.
Maybe.
They're not making moves for Max Verstappen.
They're keeping this other guy, Valtery Botas, that they know is worse driver from analytics.
They know is a worse driver than Lewis because they're protecting him because that's a golden goose.
We love motherfuckers who keep winning championships.
That motherfucker is the Jordan of the sport.
And he's marketable.
He's a handsome as fuck guy.
Swag.
Swagged out.
You know what I mean?
Might be gang.
You know what I mean?
Who knows?
He was smoking at Rihanna, right?
Rihanna.
Yeah.
Dove?
No, no comments.
Wait.
No comments.
No comments.
You've got inside Rihanna.
He's too pretty, bro.
He's too pretty.
Motherfucker, pretty, bro.
Nah.
That motherfucker is pretty.
Nah, man.
I was just now getting into this sport.
I mean, you still like it now.
Fuck Rihanna for makeup.
That's a good point.
That Fendi.
I want to say Fenty Beauty, you know?
Yeah.
That's a good ass point, actually.
All I'm trying to say is, like, I think that they are protecting their golden goose and ready for the sport.
Maybe he faced racism coming up, though.
Undeniable.
This is what Dove is saying.
Every person of color faces racism.
That was the one thing Dove faced.
No, no, no, no.
He kept saying it over and over again, actually.
Over and over.
He said coming up multiple times.
Coming up, and then I'm sorry, currently from fans.
I'm sure he gets it.
Can I just clarify?
I'm sorry if you interpret it like that.
I didn't think you were talking about, I know you later said carding, but I thought you meant you said coming up in F1.
I thought we were talking about his career in F1.
Oh, sorry.
If I slip with F1, just coming up and driving and carding, he definitely did not come from wealth, and he has a very, really interesting backstory.
His backstory is amazing.
It's like you couldn't cook up, it's a fucking Pixar character.
You couldn't cook up a better backstory.
So great.
And he's undeniably excellent.
But this sport is not even playing field.
Like, if you have the best car, you win.
That's it.
Like, as you can see.
Do you think you could win if you're in the best car?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You really think so?
Left turn goes like that.
Right turn goes like that.
Oh, my God.
Bro.
Oh, my God.
You're the one.
One of the worst drivers I've ever met my life.
In regular car.
So if you were in a way faster, more powerful car?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
While we're on the subject, you're also a horrible driver, Mark.
Yeah, you're a bad driver, too.
What are you talking about, bro?
You didn't even point straight.
You pointed at Alex.
You pointed with your witch.
Maybe I'm not a good driver.
Maybe I am a fish.
Maybe I'm a bad driver.
Mark, Mark has.
I'm not trying to.
No, I'm a great one.
I don't want to defend Andrew Colonel.
Does not dumb.
Dove's like the worst driver.
The most anxious.
Everybody.
Oh, my gosh.
Yo, you drive like a fucking Asian, bro.
Hey, Dal.
My bad.
I'm not supposed to say that.
I don't trust anybody.
So I've got one Asian driver this year in 491.
Let's go.
Really?
Actually, Albon was Asian.
He's half.
He's like half Filipino or Ty.
His mom was doing some scams or some shit.
She was in jail.
Yeah, she was in jail.
Dove was the worst driver of all.
So Dove.
I don't think Dove is a driver.
You feel like a fish at a carnival, bro.
Dove is like, you're like this.
Look like you're giving head when you drive a car.
Hey.
What?
Wait, head applies to girls too?
No.
No.
Y'all hear fucking shit.
Y'all hear something dumb.
Interaction.
So can we compete?
Because I'll beat all of you guys.
You want drivers?
I'll fuck yell up go-karts.
What do you know about Apex?
I think we have a little drop.
What do you know?
I think we got a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of drug.
I think we got a little drop.
It is a bad thing.
There is a carting place here in Miami.
Yep.
And I'm going to bet money.
This is this is if I'm keeping a buck buck.
I'm putting money then.
I'm betting money right now.
I'm betting money right now.
One Bitcoin.
One, whoa, whoa.
Oh, you can't handle one bitcoin.
That got a little hard.
That got a little hard.
You can't handle one little bitcoin.
I can't do a bitcoin, bro.
I can't do a whole bitcoin.
How much bitcoin are you on?
Point what?
You fucking pointers.
Pointers here.
A little point dexter over here.
What you got?
Point zero zero.
What?
Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
That was foul.
That motherfucker put multiple zeros after the decimal, dog.
Hey, prove me wrong, bro.
Damn, dog.
Yeah, put up your Robinhood account.
Okay.
I think that we go carding and I'm putting money right now.
My girl beat all of you guys in carding.
Put money right now.
That's the most embarrassing bet you've ever made in your life.
That's the most embarrassing bet I've ever seen a man making it.
Honestly, yo, honestly, son.
That's okay.
That's embarrassing, dog.
You're gonna have to cut that.
That's embarrassing.
That's like fucking giving up.
Did I say that?
That's embarrassing.
That's embarrassing.
That was almost like if you were in an argument with somebody and they gave the phone to that girl, that was you know who we're talking about.
You know who we talking about.
That's Jesus.
Double ho shit.
That's double hook.
Yeah, right there.
Al, when you threw this to me, I thought it was a battery and you threw that shit mad hard, bro.
I thought it was one of them square batteries.
Oh, nah.
Oh, my God.
It was terrifying.
So that was that's why I said that my girl will bust her ass, dog.
But she will.
She's good at it.
She's good at it.
I think she'll beat you guys.
Why are we inviting girlfriends?
I know.
Like, what you mean?
This is us.
She can go after.
We can hang out and race after, but she's not a part of this challenge.
She used to race go-karts when she was younger.
So what?
This is what he does, right?
He fucking cares.
He's trying to get points back because there were some chicks at the house today with some headbeats.
And he said some crazy stuff.
So now he's been trying to balance it out.
I think.
Is that wild?
Is that what I'm saying?
I can't fucking believe it.
Is that wild?
My girl literally said to me, she's like, I love you.
And I was like, I love everybody.
You were like, I love the way you drive.
That's so impressive.
You didn't see someone he's very talking.
It's like, oh, you drive so good.
Yo, y'all jealous because my girl busts y'all girls' ass and driving.
Yo, none of y'all girls can drive for shit.
Dove, your man can't drive for shit, dog.
Yo, your man can't drive for shit, dog.
I'm telling you, bro.
Thursday.
Thursday?
Thursday, what's up?
Yo, honestly, if y'all want to get out driven, come Thursday, a battle of the genders.
Are we going to have a battle of the genders?
Oh, no.
I'm only all going to hang with my girls in my streets, man.
Fuck.
Shit.
Come on, buds.
The fuck, man.
Only so many hours in a week, bro.
You know what I mean?
God, goodness gracious.
How many hours y'all want to hang out?
All these players on our days off.
Fucking fuck, son.
What happened?
Come on, bro.
I'm 37.
I'm almost done.
I still can't believe you know who I'm putting money on.
He said a whole big one.
I tried to sneak.
I tried to sneak my girl into that activity so nice.
And then y'all called me out on it and you caught me in the act.
You caught me in the act.
I thought I snuck that shit in.
I can't believe it.
So that was wild.
I wish laptops weren't so expensive because I would slap that shit right off Doug's lap right now.
Nothing would make me happier.
What would you do?
No, I was going to come down.
Fuck that shit.
Flip.
Watch that shit.
Flip.
That's a good move, though.
I kind of go for it.
No, I'm not going to do it.
Go heavy.
The fucking heavy, bro.
All right.
Let's wrap it up.
All right.
All right.
Did you get it?
Did we get enough out of that story?
So, what that shit's going to slap on the internet.
Are we going to forget the outset?
Do they hear racism?
Can we acknowledge that?
Can we acknowledge Mark was so tired during the fucking thing today because he decided to ball out on Easter like Jesus really came back.
Like Jesus came back.
This guy was partying all night, comes drunk as fuck and tired as fuck to the shoot.
Absolutely useless.
The whole shoot, right?
Literally says one thing, the whole shoot.
The girls are on a boat with jelly, and they're literally right next to her.
And Mark goes, Yo, would it be possible for you to take one of your tits and so it hits that tit and then hits that tit and then hits your sister's tits and it hits this tit and it hits the other one and hits the other one and goes back.
That's just one thing.
And we go, Mark, go take a nap.
Was that not a great idea, though?
That was a fire idea.
That shit was a good ass idea.
That shit was a good ass idea.
What did they say back?
They only speak a heavy soap.
Okay, shout out to them, though.
Yo, shout out to y'all.
Go follow the Baldwin sisters.
What are their Instagrams?
No clue.
I don't know.
I think it was heavy baldwin.
She's Baldwin, too.
Bless you, twins.
They are complimenting you.
Yo, they are legit legends, bro.
Yeah.
They are legit legends.
Made the video Baldwin.
Okay.
Are we done?
Thursday we race them.
All right, Thursday we can go race with our shorties.
Fun-ass activity with the shorties.
You know what I mean?
Let the shawdies come.
Have the girls all hang out together.
You know what I mean?
All our girls.
Get our girls with the carnival.
Don't respect them.
You know what I mean?
You know.
Sometimes too heavy's bad.
You want it too heavy.
Come on.
We're going to get our girls out there with their no back pain.
With them, with the manager balls.
We got some manager.
With the ergonomic design.
You know what I mean?
Sports, bra, for what?
I wish that could stay in.
That's saying it, dog.
Hey.
No, but for real, if you enjoyed this, Patreon, what we're going to do is we're only going to speak in heavy language.
Patreon.com is at flagrant2 slash flagrant too.
Heavenies.
Only going to speak in heaven's the whole episode.
Oh, what's up?
You have a captain that talks like that, actually.
No, do we really?
Remember the guy that read the question?
Abraham.
Abraham?
Yo, Abraham's a goat.
Shout out to Abraham.
Abraham, you're going to be our new announcer.
Yo, Mark had this circus idea.
Yo, Mark, shouts, bro.
That's a Mark's idea, bro.
Definitely not Miles' idea.
Miles didn't think it was single ass.
Never thought of one idea.
Say what?
No, he's never thought of one idea.
You ever seen Miles with his shirt off?
He kind of got down.
Miles literally got a little bit of...
Honestly, if one of the girls, if one of the twins was going to not be able to make it, I was about to wax miles and have him right out there on the boat like, Harvey!
Hey!
My name is Matt.
I've got the Hurry!
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
You think anyone's still listening?
No.
But if you are, come fuck with us on Patreon.
Okay?
You flat chest.
Do it again.
Nah, for real.
Come on, baby.
Come on.
Let the good times roll.
We don't say that to you, my soul.
No, bro.
We're going to Houston.
What?
Ah, gosh, come on, dude.
You need to chill out, bro.
He's right.
That's why when you pulled up today with swag, bro.
Yo.
That motherfucker.
You remember when Akash pulled up?
Literally, Al had to tap me because the wind was coming at you.
Hey, bro.
That shit.
You had swag.
That's what I do, you know.
This shit was unbelievable, son.
What was his swag on a million or something like that, bro?
You came through, the wind was pushing it back against you.
Your hair was looking all beautiful, crisp-ass new shirt.
You did a fake phone call.
I'll be there in a minute.
You were on the phone with somebody.
Absolutely.
Who are you on the phone with?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
He was worried.
I was fucking so worried, man.
I saw the worry.
I saw the worry.
It was literally the second you came through the door, this gust of wind came, framed you fucking perfect, bro.
Yeah.
Saw them hurt me.
I saw them shits, bro.
You're like the cookie monster, but for heavy.
Say what?
You're the cookie monster for heavy shit.
I'm the heavy monster.
I'm the heavy monster, bro.
I'm just out there.
Mayweather Fight Motivation00:09:57
You know?
Is that the sound they didn't make?
Something like that.
I think so.
All right, we got to end the episode.
Yes.
Do we have any more stories?
I hope not.
There's not a single more story?
Nope.
No, it's got McGregor and Dustin Poirier.
Oh, shit.
We didn't even talk about McGregor and Dustin Poirier, bro.
All right.
It's a really important story, even though it's eight o'clock.
Yo, they are 726.
My about to have the late night.
Mom's about to have that late night.
Oh, shit.
You heard that shit?
I'm looking at it.
This shit go face down.
You heard it?
Oh, no.
What do we got?
Get on the get.
Oh, shit.
It's got cracks in the back right there.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
The horses in the back.
Hey, did you finally get a new one?
He cracked the back.
You cracked it already.
No, no, the back was already cracked.
So you need to get a real phone.
Get a case.
You need to get a real phone.
I don't need a case.
Nah, bro.
No, the back.
No, this was already cracked.
Yes, it was.
I like it with the crack.
It's disrespectful.
I don't do a case.
You guys are insecure.
I know how bad that felt, dude.
Nah, I don't care.
Why do you think he's dropping the phone so much?
Bro, I don't care about this phone.
I thought maybe it's the weight.
Yeah, maybe.
He said it for the best.
For the slamming.
Pass it back.
Damn, fuck, dude.
All right.
Seriously, we got to get out of here, man.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Connor McGregor, Dustin Poirier.
Conor McGregor, Dustin Poirier.
I mean, I think it's worth a quick, I think it's worth a quick conversation.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's talk about it.
Let's be serious.
Dustin Poirier turning down that title fight so he could go fight Connor for the real title.
Cash is king.
You know, he's going to make millionas of dollars.
I think that's the right thing to do.
You can get that belt and you could fight against Chandler or Oval Vera.
It's probably going to be Olivera, not Chandler.
But nobody's going to care about that Olivera fight.
They care when Connor fights.
That what?
Red panty fight.
That red panty fight?
What's that?
That's what McGregor said.
He said, bust out the red panties.
You're fighting me.
You're going to be rich.
Oh, shit.
Red panties is like linger.
Yeah, lingerie.
That linger.
I don't get it.
That's what McGregor says.
I named the shit talk.
Okay.
Your girl don't got some fancy pants?
Come on, boy.
Yo.
Come on, boy.
She ain't busting him out for UFC fights.
Yeah, but what's your equivalent of a UFC pipe?
Yeah.
When we go go-kart racing?
Yeah, like if you won go-kart racing, you know you're busting out the linger.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He knows you're busting out the laundry.
Could you ever be your girl at go-kart racing?
I probably could.
I'd damn near throw a wrench in her car.
I'm going to bring her.
I'd throw a wrench in a smoke.
I'm giving a whole pep talk when I get home.
What?
I'm going to say, yo, we're going out there Thursday.
We're about to get it.
Yeah.
I'm telling her that shit, too.
Now that you're going to.
Play Mario Kart.
Yo, now that you're giving a pep talk.
We're going to be training.
No, we got to literally go at it.
Al, you're going to be Lewis Hamilton of this race.
Oh, you already know.
How do you feel about that?
Gay?
That's alleged, bro.
Yeah, that's alleged, bro.
Yeah, allegedly.
But he's also allegedly taking down Riri.
Rihanna.
Who hasn't?
Right, though?
Like, right, though?
I haven't.
You haven't?
I haven't.
Oh, shit.
I haven't.
Y'all haven't?
I got clothes.
Are y'all close?
Yeah.
When'd you almost take down Riri?
Yeah.
When you bought the Fenty for your girl?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was close.
That was bad.
Wait, for real?
Nah.
You got the Deal Fenty?
Nah, I don't even know how expensive that shit is.
I never bought makeup for anyone in my life.
Same.
For anyone.
I bought some 50 packs.
You bought some Fenty?
Yeah, I bought some Fenty Pack.
Can you buy your girl makeup for yourself?
No.
Nah, for your sister.
Yeah, yeah.
And for your shorty, too?
No.
My sister.
Because it's only for black women, right?
No.
Fenty?
You could be white and use it?
Yeah, you can.
Get out of here.
Yeah, what do you think dollars all use it, son?
Come on.
Oh, that's a good ass point.
Yeah, that's a good ass point.
Well, yo, shout out to Rihanna.
But back to this fight.
I think, I hate to say it.
I don't think Connor has it in him anymore to train the way that he needs to train in order to win this fight.
Over, dog.
I think it's what is the great Marvin Hagler quote?
Everyone has a plan to get punched in the face.
That's not Tyson.
What is the great Marvin Hagler quote?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's hard to wake up and run in the morning.
Oh, when you're sleeping with eyes or silk pajamas, but that's something like that.
Basically means the same thing.
But when you're sleeping in those silk pajamas, it's hard to wake up and run and do at row work 6 a.m.
I think Connor has enough discipline to do enough to look good on the scale.
The muscles will look good.
He knows how to hype the fight, and he knows that he can make millions of dollars off this fight.
But I don't know if he wants it enough.
I don't know if he's starving enough.
I don't know if he's thirsty.
Why does he need the money?
He's rich.
I will say this.
If he can beat Dustin and Olivera or Chandler, doesn't matter who wins their fight for the belt.
Let's say Connor beats Dustin, then Connor beats Chandler or Oliver, whoever wins that fight.
Connor's the champ again.
I think proper 12 when he's the champ increases its value by minimum 50%, maybe 100%.
Okay, that's fair.
So if he has $100 million in that company, those UFC fights that might pay him $5 million, $10 million, those 510s actually give him $100 million in alcohol.
I have no data to back this up, but I'm talking about the worth of that company is tied to his success as a fighter.
And if he has the belt again, motherfuckers are at the club ordering proper 12, at the bar ordering proper 12.
So if he can look forward to that 100 million, if he can go, that's what I'm fighting for.
It's not really this fight against Dustin.
It's not even the fight for the belt.
It's the fight to make proper 12 on top top.
Yeah.
Maybe that's enough motivation.
I don't think it is.
I don't think it is.
But he could make an exorbitant amount of money, not in the fights, but in his companies if he's able to hold it together for two more fights.
And, I mean, if he comes back and becomes champ again.
I mean, legacy-wise, it's like, fuck it.
Dude, make the movie.
Make the movie.
Especially you come back from the knockout.
And also now you start selling this story where it's like Connor always comes back from defeats because he came back.
Nate tapped him out.
Then he won their next fight.
I mean, it was a close fight, but he did win the next fight.
So then he takes out Dustin.
You look, takes out.
Oh, Connor knows how to prepare.
He knows how to find what you're doing wrong and exploit it.
Did he win after Khabib?
Say again.
Did he win fights after Khabib?
This is maybe.
Yeah, he fought Cowboy Cerrone.
Okay.
He beat Cowboy Cerrone.
I mean, dude, if he beats both of them, gets the belt again, there's even a Mayweather play if he wants it.
There's even a Mayweather play if he wants it.
Right.
Or maybe Pacquiao.
Who the fuck knows?
But he's got to get those.
Do you think a Jake Paul fight would make more money than a Mayweather fight?
If he knocks out Ben Askron.
If he knocks out Ben Askrin.
Make more money than Mayweather.
Wait, what are you asking?
I'm saying if Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askrin, Connor becomes champ, is it a bigger money play to fight Mayweather or to fight Jake Paul?
Nah, Mayweather.
Mayweather probably will always be bigger, but it is a tricky one.
If Jake knocks out Ben Askron and then fights one more MMA guy who's actually got decent hands, like he goes in there with an MMA guy who's known for having okay hands.
Ben Askron is known for having no hands.
But a guy who's had some knockouts, like let's say he fights Donald Cerrone or something like that, and then he goes in there and like actually knocks him out as well.
I mean, that'd be crazy.
Now he can fight Connor.
Yeah.
Yeah, Mike Perry.
If he fights Mike Perry and then he fucks up Mike Perry.
Crazy.
Literally, he has his pick of anybody in MMA.
Mike Perry be a good fight too.
Sales-wise, yeah.
This is what I was thinking about McGregor and Mayweather.
I don't know if McGregor wants to do what he had to do to sell the first fight, which is be the absolute heel.
The fuck you pinstripes and the you can't read and fucking just, he don't seem like, I don't know if he wants to fight or not, but it seems like he doesn't need, feel like he needs to do that shit anymore.
I'm rich enough that I don't have to do all that.
Will he want to do that again for Mayweather money?
Jake Paul will sell the fight in his own.
Jake Paul is very well versed in being the heel and whatever.
And you could be likable Mayweather and you can have a payday and you're fighting somebody that's way less of a boxer.
I'll be honest with you.
I think I'm on your side in this.
Like, not only is it easier, there's maybe more interest because we know you can't beat Mayweather.
Yeah.
We don't know that you can 100% beat Jake, especially if Jake knocks out a couple MMA guys.
I mean, that's, there you go.
There's the trajectory.
You win both of those fights.
You get proper 12 to the moon.
You have the belt.
Your legacy is completely cemented.
You have an amazing movie made about your life.
Jake Paul beats Askron, beats maybe another person who's got decent hands.
You do a mega fight in boxing.
If you beat Jake, you beat Jake.
If you don't, if you know, it doesn't matter.
If you don't, Jake is a fucking superstar.
Forget about it.
If you do, you beat up the YouTuber and you made $100 million in the process.
There's the next three years of your life, Connor.
Go for it.
Yeah.
Pretty easy.
Pretty easy.
Done.
Yeah.
Just do that.
Let's do that for us now.
Let's go.
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