Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - What if Bhad Bhabie was your daughter?
Aired: 2021-04-09
Duration: 16:34


=== Rewarding Creepy Behavior (04:30) ===

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[00:00:25]  Talk about happy birthday.
[00:00:26]  Let's talk about Bad Baby again, bro, because now she's officially 18 as fuck.
[00:00:31]  That was actually respectful of us.
[00:00:32]  We waited a little bit.
[00:00:33]  Yeah, all these motherfuckers jumped on those pictures.
[00:00:37]  They jumped all over those pictures.
[00:00:39]  You don't even know if she took those pictures when she was still 17.
[00:00:42]  You don't know if those pictures are legal.
[00:00:44]  We didn't look at those pictures.
[00:00:45]  That's a good point.
[00:00:46]  Yeah.
[00:00:46]  What pictures?
[00:00:48]  We didn't know there was pictures.
[00:00:49]  We didn't know there was video.
[00:00:50]  Who's Bad Baby?
[00:00:52]  I don't even know who Bad Baby is.
[00:00:54]  Get baby out your name, bitch.
[00:00:56]  Can we call her, bitch, now that she's no longer 17?
[00:00:59]  Absolutely.
[00:01:00]  Okay.
[00:01:00]  Okay.
[00:01:02]  Bring a bitch back.
[00:01:03]  Are we bringing a bitch back?
[00:01:04]  Yeah, hanging around Jelly.
[00:01:05]  You can just call her girl.
[00:01:06]  Did we tell the story about Jelly with the Heavies?
[00:01:09]  We did, right?
[00:01:10]  Oh, that was so great.
[00:01:13]  It was the most amazing thing.
[00:01:14]  I've never seen a person use the word bitch politely.
[00:01:16]  It was amazing.
[00:01:17]  It's the best.
[00:01:18]  Anyway, so Bad Baby is absolutely murdering it on OnlyFans.
[00:01:25]  OnlyFans.
[00:01:26]  Shout out to OnlyFans.
[00:01:27]  And yeah, I don't know what else to say about it.
[00:01:32]  A million dollars is impressive.
[00:01:34]  Yeah.
[00:01:34]  It's also creepy that people have been waiting.
[00:01:37]  That as soon as she turned 18, motherfuckers were just PayPal and whatever.
[00:01:41]  Cash happened.
[00:01:43]  They had it ready.
[00:01:44]  But also respect.
[00:01:47]  Like, that's what you're supposed to do.
[00:01:48]  That's a fair point, actually.
[00:01:48]  Just wait.
[00:01:49]  That's a fair point, actually.
[00:01:50]  Motherfuckers, just wait.
[00:01:51]  It ain't that hard, is it?
[00:01:53]  Just wait.
[00:01:53]  That's a fair point.
[00:01:54]  Anybody who is lusting after a 17-year-old, if you can wait a matter of months, you will see her vagina for $5.
[00:02:04]  Like, what a time to be alive, bro.
[00:02:06]  You can't just wait, dog.
[00:02:08]  That's a good point.
[00:02:09]  It's unbelievable.
[00:02:10]  No excuses.
[00:02:11]  I don't know, man.
[00:02:12]  What's that?
[00:02:12]  Because she didn't get on OnlyFans until she turned 18.
[00:02:16]  So what does that mean?
[00:02:17]  That means motherfuckers wanted her to be on OnlyFans.
[00:02:20]  But they waited.
[00:02:21]  Or she was 18.
[00:02:22]  But they waited.
[00:02:22]  They waited, bro.
[00:02:23]  But they could not wait.
[00:02:25]  They didn't have the option to get on her OnlyFans beforehand.
[00:02:28]  So I'm saying, have waited?
[00:02:30]  If it was legal earlier, they would have gone earlier, but they're law-abiding citizenship.
[00:02:34]  Chris Hansen should have.
[00:02:35]  If she was on there before 18, would they have waited is what we're saying.
[00:02:38]  Well, she wouldn't be able.
[00:02:39]  She wouldn't be allowed to.
[00:02:40]  That's what Chris Hansen should do.
[00:02:41]  He should let Bad Baby go on OnlyFans or make a fake OnlyFans with the under 18 and then catches all the people.
[00:02:48]  Everyone on there?
[00:02:48]  Boom.
[00:02:49]  Straight up.
[00:02:49]  That's a great idea.
[00:02:50]  Straight to jail.
[00:02:51]  I like it.
[00:02:51]  But I understand what you're saying.
[00:02:52]  They're abiding by the law, but they want to see her naked at 17.
[00:02:55]  Yeah.
[00:02:56]  Right?
[00:02:56]  They did.
[00:02:56]  But the fact that they waited, I respect that.
[00:02:58]  Well, they're not.
[00:02:59]  He's not even saying they're abiding by law.
[00:03:00]  He's saying they're abiding because she wasn't allowed.
[00:03:03]  She didn't get on there.
[00:03:04]  If she got on there at 17, he thinks they'd have been.
[00:03:07]  I don't care if it's illegal or not.
[00:03:08]  They're paper trail to how fucking creepy they are, and then they get arrested immediately.
[00:03:13]  If there's a website that's like, hey, we got underage girls, sign up with all your credit card info.
[00:03:18]  You don't think that somebody's going to be knocking on your door?
[00:03:21]  Yeah, it's called Pornhub.
[00:03:23]  I'm sorry, I don't look at underage porn on Pornhub.
[00:03:26]  Does it exist out there?
[00:03:27]  There's a category for under 18 on Pornhub.
[00:03:30]  I promise you there's not.
[00:03:31]  Now, there's a huge scandal, though, at Pornhub, where they delete mad shit.
[00:03:33]  Good.
[00:03:34]  As they should.
[00:03:35]  I guess what I'm trying to say is these motherfuckers do like this underage-ass girl, and they waited for her to be of age, and that's the type of behavior we need to reward.
[00:03:45]  That's a good point.
[00:03:46]  And if you want the of age to be older, let's make it older.
[00:03:48]  But we got a reward when creeps abide by the rules.
[00:03:51]  Do you have to reward it?
[00:03:53]  Yes.
[00:03:53]  Why?
[00:03:54]  Because if not, they'd be raping girls more.
[00:03:56]  Yeah, you don't want them to be like, fuck it.
[00:03:58]  There's no, I might as well not wait because either way, I'm getting shamed.
[00:04:01]  Even if I wait and do it the right way, so you got to reward good behavior.
[00:04:04]  You have to reward people for falling along.
[00:04:06]  Son, you don't got to reward Bobby Smurter for getting out of jail, but you do it.
[00:04:11]  Okay?
[00:04:11]  We don't need to have a party when a motherfucker gets out of jail.
[00:04:14]  Why are we having a party?
[00:04:15]  Okay.
[00:04:15]  You got gold stickers as a kid for doing shit that you're supposed to do.
[00:04:18]  You did the homework, you get a sticker.
[00:04:19]  Yeah.
[00:04:20]  We're just giving them a sticker, bro.
[00:04:22]  Yeah, it's homework.
[00:04:23]  It's work you do at home.
[00:04:24]  So you're telling me that you're not afraid of the people that subscribe to the business.
[00:04:26]  It's a golden star.
[00:04:28]  There's a lot of creeps out there that aren't waiting.

=== Owning Your Daughter's Body (10:39) ===

[00:04:30]  That's true.
[00:04:31]  Okay.
[00:04:31]  And one day we all might have some daughters.
[00:04:34]  And I'll be damned if they get fucked before it's legal.
[00:04:39]  Now.
[00:04:40]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:04:41]  I'll be damned.
[00:04:42]  If your daughter turns 18 and as soon as it's midnight, knock, knock, knock, knock.
[00:04:47]  How you feel?
[00:04:48]  If my daughter turns 18 and she, and what's knocking?
[00:04:54]  What's knocking?
[00:04:54]  Them dudes.
[00:04:55]  Them that were waiting.
[00:04:57]  Some dicks are at the door waiting for her to post the nudes.
[00:05:00]  No, no, they're saying, yo, let's go.
[00:05:02]  That's legal.
[00:05:03]  Let's hang out.
[00:05:04]  No, my daughter's getting smoked out before 18, bro.
[00:05:06]  Guaranteed.
[00:05:07]  No, there's like 35-year-olds.
[00:05:09]  35-year-olds that were just waiting.
[00:05:10]  If a 35-year-old is waiting for my daughter to turn 18, she's 18, bro.
[00:05:15]  That's the rules.
[00:05:17]  That's the rules.
[00:05:18]  You got to make some decision for yourself, bro.
[00:05:20]  If I can send her ass over to Iraq, we'll probably still be fighting that.
[00:05:22]  What if they're camping out like it's the fucking new iPhone?
[00:05:25]  Like they just waiting.
[00:05:25]  Like it's a Harry Potter release.
[00:05:27]  I mean, a week in advance, they're just sitting there tailgating.
[00:05:30]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:31]  Links on the grill.
[00:05:34]  If they're tailgating.
[00:05:35]  Nom nom.
[00:05:35]  If they are tailgating my daughter's 18th birthday, what they got on the grill.
[00:05:41]  What are we cooking up?
[00:05:42]  Angus Hammer.
[00:05:43]  Some steak rare.
[00:05:46]  I just can't wait for anything.
[00:05:47]  Bloody.
[00:05:48]  The bloodiest steaks.
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[00:07:02]  Now, look, I don't want the world to fuck my daughter, but I have to accept that the world is allowed to fuck her once she turns 18.
[00:07:08]  Okay.
[00:07:09]  I have to accept that.
[00:07:10]  It's not my pussy no more.
[00:07:11]  At 18, that's my daughter's pussy.
[00:07:13]  It's not my pussy.
[00:07:15]  It's my pussy until she's 18, bro.
[00:07:17]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:17]  Yo, hold up.
[00:07:19]  I literally, I literally, if she's in her room with a dude, I'll be like, Jason, get your hands off my daughter's pussy.
[00:07:27]  No, my pussy.
[00:07:28]  I'm like, Jason.
[00:07:29]  Jason, hands off my pussy, Jason.
[00:07:31]  That's my pussy.
[00:07:32]  My house, my pussy.
[00:07:33]  All the pussies in my house are mine.
[00:07:36]  Matter of fact, you want to share your pussy with some people?
[00:07:39]  Move your ass out of my house.
[00:07:41]  Wow.
[00:07:41]  Because if it's my house, it's my pussy.
[00:07:45]  That's a fact.
[00:07:46]  Even if she's 18?
[00:07:47]  You 18?
[00:07:48]  You still living under my roof?
[00:07:50]  You still living under my hood?
[00:07:51]  No, but Leekless.
[00:07:54]  My hood is my hood, bro.
[00:07:56]  I mean that sincerely.
[00:07:57]  If you want to go out there and fuck the world.
[00:07:59]  It's 18, you got to respect the laws.
[00:08:01]  Bitch, start OnlyFans, bitch.
[00:08:04]  You can make a million dollars with your ain't shit ass.
[00:08:07]  Okay?
[00:08:08]  But you're not going to live under my roof.
[00:08:10]  What if she starts the OnlyFans under your roof?
[00:08:11]  No, that's mine.
[00:08:12]  That's my money too.
[00:08:13]  She's making a million dollars like Bad Baby.
[00:08:15]  Nope, I'll take all that money.
[00:08:16]  So what is it?
[00:08:17]  Move out, bitch.
[00:08:18]  And you're going to make it.
[00:08:18]  You're going to be a slut under my roof.
[00:08:20]  Not happening.
[00:08:21]  Not happening.
[00:08:22]  I feel like this is incongruous with what you were saying.
[00:08:26]  What was I saying earlier?
[00:08:26]  I already forgot.
[00:08:28]  Okay?
[00:08:29]  We're entertaining today, all right?
[00:08:31]  This is Patreon.
[00:08:32]  The people need the Patreon, right?
[00:08:34]  We don't got a bunch of sluts on this platform.
[00:08:38]  So what if some guy is like hitting it and then he goes, hey, hey, hey, Mark?
[00:08:42]  Hey, Mark.
[00:08:43]  What's the rule?
[00:08:44]  Oh, yo, this is a great question.
[00:08:45]  What's the rule?
[00:08:45]  What if he goes, yo, whose pussy is it?
[00:08:47]  What is she supposed to say?
[00:08:48]  I'll literally take the broom and I'll knock on the ceiling, which is her room's floor.
[00:08:54]  I'll be like, it's mine, Jay.
[00:08:57]  It's mine.
[00:08:59]  You smashing my pussy right now, Jay.
[00:09:03]  Who's Jay?
[00:09:03]  I don't know.
[00:09:04]  The guy's going to fuck my daughter, bro.
[00:09:06]  You know what I mean?
[00:09:08]  I'm just saying, and Jay can only fuck my daughter legally, you know, if they're the same age.
[00:09:13]  Yeah.
[00:09:14]  Or younger.
[00:09:15]  Maybe she's going after some little young bucks.
[00:09:17]  You know what I mean?
[00:09:18]  Maybe she's going after them freshmen and them sophomores.
[00:09:22]  Them juniors.
[00:09:24]  Yeah, she likes them young, fresh, and green.
[00:09:28]  Okay?
[00:09:29]  All I'm saying is, if she's 18, she can move out of my house.
[00:09:34]  Yeah.
[00:09:35]  Keep in mind.
[00:09:36]  My house is also her dorm.
[00:09:37]  Bitch, if I'm paying for your dorm, you're not going to be getting gutted out in my dorm room.
[00:09:44]  Yeah, that is.
[00:09:45]  She's going to be getting tossed up in the dorm room right, dog.
[00:09:48]  Yeah, what are you saying?
[00:09:49]  Everybody gets fucked in the dorm.
[00:09:52]  Dorm is what people fuck.
[00:09:53]  What are you thinking?
[00:09:54]  Not my dorm.
[00:09:55]  You ain't fucking a dorm?
[00:09:56]  I fucked in a dorm.
[00:09:58]  Someone else's dorm.
[00:09:59]  I fucked in my dorm.
[00:10:00]  I'm fucking in someone else's dorm.
[00:10:01]  I fuck in different places.
[00:10:02]  But it's different for me.
[00:10:04]  And why is it different for you specifically?
[00:10:06]  I haven't figured that part out.
[00:10:08]  I'm just saying with my daughter, you guys are crazy to have an 18-year-old daughter.
[00:10:13]  First of all, under 18 living under your roof, she could do whatever she wants with her pussy?
[00:10:17]  No.
[00:10:18]  Margaret, my daughter can't even shave till she's 18.
[00:10:20]  I'm surprised you even.
[00:10:21]  My daughter can't shave her pussy.
[00:10:23]  Our pussy.
[00:10:24]  My daughter can't shave our pussy until she's 18 years old.
[00:10:29]  You think you can go get waxed with your mom?
[00:10:35]  There's no waxing in this family.
[00:10:37]  Yeah.
[00:10:38]  No.
[00:10:39]  You're going to have a Unibrow and a Unipuss.
[00:10:45]  Anthony Davis.
[00:10:47]  You and I pussy.
[00:10:48]  Your pussy going to look like it plays power forward for the Lakers.
[00:10:53]  That's what your pussy is going to look like and your eyebrow and all that.
[00:10:56]  I'm not playing games out here, man.
[00:10:58]  Uh-uh.
[00:10:58]  Yo, respect.
[00:11:00]  Develop a personality, little bitch.
[00:11:03]  Little Harry Brown.
[00:11:04]  Yeah, come on.
[00:11:06]  Come on now.
[00:11:08]  I mean that.
[00:11:09]  I don't like how open you guys are about your daughter's pussies.
[00:11:13]  I don't like that.
[00:11:14]  You guys are all willy-nilly.
[00:11:16]  She hits 16 years old.
[00:11:17]  Oh, yeah, I got stroked out by whoever.
[00:11:18]  I'm surprised you allowed Jason to be in her bedroom.
[00:11:21]  Wait, I thought it was Jay or Jay.
[00:11:24]  Whoa, whoa.
[00:11:25]  I can't remember.
[00:11:26]  This guy a nickname, Jay.
[00:11:28]  That's my boy, Jay.
[00:11:29]  Oh, Jay, my bad.
[00:11:30]  Jay needs a nut, too.
[00:11:33]  So he's not under your roof?
[00:11:35]  He can under my roof.
[00:11:36]  With permission.
[00:11:37]  He got to ask me permission.
[00:11:39]  He got to ask him.
[00:11:40]  Who he fucking, though?
[00:11:41]  Say what?
[00:11:41]  Who he fucking?
[00:11:42]  He fucking my daughter and my pussy, bro.
[00:11:44]  He fucking our pussy, bro.
[00:11:46]  But he had to ask me permission in the right way.
[00:11:48]  How's that?
[00:11:49]  He got to be like, he'd be like, yo, I could hammer that home.
[00:11:55]  And then what would you say?
[00:11:56]  Or?
[00:11:57]  What would you say?
[00:11:58]  What?
[00:11:58]  I'd be like, only if you play with that hurt.
[00:12:04]  What if we ask you for a shit?
[00:12:06]  I don't think my daughter's gonna have big tits, man.
[00:12:11]  That's your takeaway.
[00:12:12]  I don't think she's gonna have big tits.
[00:12:14]  I don't think that.
[00:12:15]  But he still wants to fuck her anyway.
[00:12:17]  That's respectable.
[00:12:18]  Yeah.
[00:12:18]  I mean, yeah.
[00:12:21]  Even through the bush, dog.
[00:12:23]  Yeah.
[00:12:23]  Yeah, Jay's a fighter.
[00:12:25]  I guess my point is, I think that Jay's a wild ass boy, but he comes from a good family.
[00:12:30]  He's just, you know, you know, he means well.
[00:12:35]  He's going to a good college.
[00:12:37]  Good grades?
[00:12:38]  Yeah, he got good grades, going to good college.
[00:12:40]  Is it his dick, though?
[00:12:41]  Say again?
[00:12:42]  Is it his dick?
[00:12:42]  It's his dick.
[00:12:44]  It's not his dad.
[00:12:44]  It's not his daddy's dick fucking your pussy.
[00:12:46]  No, Don't call a pussy, bro.
[00:12:49]  Why would you call my daughter's pussy pussy, bro?
[00:12:51]  It's your pussy.
[00:12:51]  It's my pussy.
[00:12:52]  It's my pussy.
[00:12:52]  So it's his dad's dick fucking your pussy.
[00:12:54]  Come on, don't be stroked out by Jay Cen.
[00:13:01]  Jay father stroking you out.
[00:13:03]  Yo, Jay Cena.
[00:13:04]  You can't even play golf with this motherfucker no more, bro.
[00:13:07]  I cannot even play golf.
[00:13:09]  I'm trying to compliment his stroke.
[00:13:11]  He's like, you're not the only shorts that like this stroke.
[00:13:16]  Give me the wood.
[00:13:17]  Give me the wood.
[00:13:20]  No, I haven't thought, obviously, this all the way through and how it's going to affect the cul-de-sac, but uh, I do feel a certain I am protective over my daughter.
[00:13:30]  Yeah, and I do feel in order for her to earn her pussy rights, she's gonna have to become 18 years old and get her own place.
[00:13:39]  And I feel like that's fair.
[00:13:40]  And then whoever wants to have sex with her, as long as she is consenting to it, I'm okay.
[00:13:46]  That's progressive.
[00:13:46]  And before that, no.
[00:13:48]  No.
[00:13:49]  Before that, you got to get permission written.
[00:13:52]  One guy.
[00:13:52]  Jay.
[00:13:54]  One letter.
[00:13:55]  One guy.
[00:13:56]  I didn't see what Jay's dad looked like that Andrew wants Jay's dick inside of her pussy.
[00:14:03]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:14:03]  Let's just do a little consensus here.
[00:14:05]  You have a daughter.
[00:14:06]  What's the deal?
[00:14:07]  No, I don't.
[00:14:08]  Hypothetically, I don't have a daughter right now.
[00:14:10]  Hypothetically, you have a daughter.
[00:14:12]  What's the deal?
[00:14:13]  She can just get dicked down whenever.
[00:14:14]  Whoever she wants, yo.
[00:14:16]  Really?
[00:14:16]  Hey, you have all the sex, I didn't.
[00:14:18]  Oh, are you okay with this?
[00:14:20]  No, probably.
[00:14:21]  All honesty.
[00:14:21]  Not all honesty.
[00:14:22]  No, probably not.
[00:14:24]  I'm going to be like, yo, I waited.
[00:14:25]  You can't do it, bitch.
[00:14:26]  Stop.
[00:14:26]  Okay, so you're going to tell your daughter to wait.
[00:14:28]  Oh, yeah.
[00:14:28]  Okay.
[00:14:28]  100%.
[00:14:29]  But I waited.
[00:14:30]  Yeah, you did.
[00:14:30]  I'm not a Hippocrates.
[00:14:32]  I know.
[00:14:33]  It depends who my daughter looks like.
[00:14:35]  If your daughter looks like you, smoke it out.
[00:14:38]  Get out there.
[00:14:40]  You big foreheaded bitch.
[00:14:47]  Al, what do you, what about you, man?
[00:14:49]  Your daughter's 18 years old.
[00:14:51]  Are you just letting her get cracked open, clean the red out?
[00:14:53]  Yeah, 18.
[00:14:54]  I hope I just instill the right shit in her and then she can just do whoa.
[00:14:59]  That's not crazy.
[00:15:00]  Nah, there's somebody else instilling something in her at 18, bro.
[00:15:02]  And then hopefully she can just live her life after 18.
[00:15:05]  But until 18 is my rules.
[00:15:07]  Yeah.
[00:15:08]  Are you going to let her have a boyfriend?

=== Instilling Values at Eighteen (01:24) ===

[00:15:10]  No.
[00:15:10]  No boyfriend.
[00:15:11]  Until she's 18.
[00:15:13]  You're going to want her to go to college all goofy, don't know how to suck.
[00:15:17]  Yep.
[00:15:21]  What?
[00:15:21]  Because you filled it in in your own head.
[00:15:23]  You filled it in in your own head, bro.
[00:15:26]  You filled it in.
[00:15:27]  And you know who else is going to be filling?
[00:15:31]  Heads can be full.
[00:15:34]  What if you were all about your daughter sucking dick just so she could not get fucked through college and be like, yo, just give great head.
[00:15:40]  You don't got to get fucked.
[00:15:41]  Just give great head.
[00:15:42]  I'd rather her have the reputation that she gets whack head and then nobody wants to fuck her in college because she gets whack head.
[00:15:46]  No, but then it's just like.
[00:15:47]  No, you still fuck.
[00:15:48]  Yeah.
[00:15:48]  You still fucking you still.
[00:15:50]  Yeah, you do.
[00:15:51]  You wouldn't smash a girl who gave whack head, but she was fire.
[00:15:54]  Like box was fire.
[00:15:56]  What?
[00:15:57]  Yo, your daughter's going to have the firebox, bro.
[00:16:00]  She's going to have some big ass arms and shoulders, some skin room, bro.
[00:16:04]  Oh, she's going to be a fucking dyke son.
[00:16:08]  Oh, fuck.
[00:16:10]  Little bowling bitch.
[00:16:13]  I'm a fucking softball player.
[00:16:15]  Damn.
[00:16:15]  Yo, it might be, bro.
[00:16:17]  It might be walking on weird and heels.
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