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June 19, 2020 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh
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Schulz: Quarterbacks are the Dumbest NFL Players | Patreon Sample
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Andrew Schulz and Akash Singh debate NFL intelligence, with Schulz claiming quarterbacks are the dumbest players due to their simple roles. Citing a Wonderlick test where he scored 22 against McNabb's alleged 15, Schulz argues his low result stemmed from not knowing the question count, speculating he would have scored 49 otherwise. The conversation shifts to Patreon inquiries about Dahlia's OnlyFans content, specifically her chin versus cheek dimple preference, before concluding with a challenge for Akash to take the test despite fears of scoring higher. Ultimately, the segment blends absurd statistical claims with personal trivia, highlighting the hosts' unfiltered comedic style. [Automatically generated summary]

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Bodying The Mad Test 00:09:54
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While we're talking about football players, earlier, I don't know if it's included in this episode.
While we're talking about...
While we're talking about it, listen, I made a statement that I stand by.
I don't think quarterbacks are smart.
I think they're smart for dumb people, which are football players in general.
The quarterback is the easiest thing to do.
I think we over inflate how difficult it is to.
Get to the meat of the story.
Okay?
Get to the meat.
Don't girlfriend this.
Don't tell us a bunch of other shit.
You get to the meat of the story.
What happened?
Okay.
I said, I said, let me just keep going.
Let me build it up.
Let me build it up.
Okay.
I was like, what do they do that's that hard?
They have the plays already made for them.
Okay.
They know exactly where their player is going to go.
They just throw the ball.
That's it.
It's not that fucking hard.
They're not doing that much thinking.
Like, oh, you have to do it quick.
You have to do it in three seconds.
How much shit in life takes more than three seconds?
Name something in life that you make a decision that takes more than three seconds.
I got a pee.
I don't go, do I have to pee?
I think I got a pee.
Okay, LP.
No, just call a pee.
I know where I'm going to piss.
I got three toys to choose.
Has the story started?
I choose one.
Has the story started?
I choose one of them toilets.
That's what I do.
Okay.
I check three toilet shoes on my choose.
You don't have that much time on the memory cards.
You just got to get to the story.
Listen, point is, I'm like, yo, give me the wonderlick test.
The wonderlick test is a test to see how stupid NFL players are, right?
It's just like, hopefully you're not super stupid, right?
Yeah.
I started to take this Wonderlick test, right?
I am bodying this test, bro.
I am fucking bodying this test, bro.
Like, when I tell you guys, I'm literally looking at Akash.
Akash is shaking in his boots.
Akash, you were shaking in your boots.
The first couple questions were so easy.
I was like, oh, fuck, maybe this shit is mad either.
But I was bodying them shits, right?
Now, as I'm bodying these things, it's a time test, right?
Al is taking mad long to kick on the board.
I was purposely going fast so he couldn't put this shit up.
Al's taking mad long, click on the boxes, right?
You know what's taking mad long?
And answer the question.
That was taking mad long.
The screen is mad for me.
We read every question three times.
He's singing a song.
What I was doing that?
You're repeating every question.
Okay, let me get this straight.
Okay, so I'm gonna channel it.
Yeah.
Okay, so and I was I getting them wrong?
Was I getting them wrong?
It was taking a lot longer than three seconds.
I'll tell you what.
Was I getting them wrong or was I getting them right?
I don't know because your score was so low.
If I knew the fucking question before I got the question, it would take longer.
What?
If you knew the plays.
If I knew the plays, the defense is set up.
You can see what the defense is doing.
Why are we acting so crazy?
The defense is already set up.
That guy's there.
That guy's there.
Safety's over there.
How many different options can there be?
A lot.
No, there can't.
That's what they tell you.
You believe it.
Never once did I have struggled playing corner madness.
We're going to get there.
We're going to get there, dog.
So he goes.
We're going to take the Wonderlick test.
I'm literally.
Ah, blah, blah, blah, girlfriend.
Get to the fucking end of the story.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Can I speak my truth?
You should run out this memory.
Can I speak my truth, bro?
Let me just speak my truth, bro.
Let me speak my truth, right?
Akash is silent, right?
Because he's so frightened that I'm about to body through this Wonderlick test, right?
Apparently, this Wonderlick test has mad questions on it, right?
And Akash, full well knowing that there's mad questions That Alex hid.
It hidden from the body.
Nobody did that the whole time.
He also certainly made that.
I didn't see it.
Alex made the shit.
You talking about it.
Everybody saw that shit.
You talking about that green shit at the bottom?
Yeah.
That shit.
It says progress.
First of all, I did not see it.
Say progress.
Second of all, I didn't know it was more.
What did you think it was?
You didn't notice it was getting bigger?
No, no, no, it was how good I was doing.
I thought it was green is good.
Red is bad.
Orange is in the middle.
And the fact that it keeps getting longer, what's that mean?
Say what?
What's it keep getting longer?
What's that mean?
I thought I was doing really good.
I thought I was doing really good, bro.
That's really all I thought it was.
I had no idea how many questions were on.
First of all, is it fair to say I had no idea there was how many questions?
I didn't have a scan trying to let me know how many bubbles there was about to get.
You weren't looking for it at all.
You weren't trying to adjust.
Say a quarterback would?
Say what?
You weren't trying to adjust like a quarterback would based on the movement of what I'll do.
I would do, I'll go through it.
I'd be like, L C next.
I mean, we have it on video.
Yeah.
We do.
My point is this.
I got the number I got?
The number I got higher than a lot of great quarterbacks, right?
Donovan McNabb.
Hotter than Donovan McNabb.
I don't even think Donovan Nab took the fucking test, bro.
I think he'd let a cat just walk on the fucking keyboard.
Donovan McNabb got a 15, bro.
And he prepared for this shit.
I got a 22.
Yeah.
I didn't even know how many questions were.
If I had allocated time per question and I just finished the test, I literally think I would have gotten at least a 49.
I literally think I would have gotten at least a 49, Akash.
100%.
Andrew got a 22.
The average NFL player, not quarterback, player, 20 to 21.
They know how many questions are on it.
You are slightly above retarded.
They know how many questions are on it, Akash.
Slightly above.
Akash, can you at least acknowledge this?
Can you at least acknowledge this?
They knew how many questions were on it.
I don't know.
No, no.
Can you acknowledge that?
I don't know.
Do you think it's like when they run the 40-meter dash or the 40-yard dash, do you think they know it's 40 yards or no?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so we acknowledge that, right?
Yeah.
Is it called the 50-question wonderlick?
Is it?
No, it's called the Wonderlick.
Exactly.
So you don't know how many questions.
If it was called 50 questions, I would have finished all 50 questions.
Thanks for making my argument.
You didn't know how many questions there were?
Say what?
You didn't know how many questions there were.
That's correct.
And you didn't look to find out how many questions there were on it.
Akash, can I be honest?
You didn't look for a progress ball.
Akash, can I be honest?
I was going to try.
Akash, can I be honest with you?
The questions were so juvenile and simple.
They were so simple.
Why did it take you so long then?
Say what?
Why'd it take you so long?
It didn't take me long.
I was bodying them questions.
Every question took you mad long.
Mad long.
I mean, if I'm being honest with you, I want to sell it to you.
This is honest, man.
If I want to be honest, hey, let me be honest.
I want to be honest.
Let me sell it, Theatrics.
Okay.
Honestly, I didn't think it was that many questions.
Because let's be honest, was I not killing the questions?
Be honest.
You were taking mad long.
Can you just, I'm going to be honest.
You be honest.
You were getting most of them right.
You admitted prior there were questions that you had gotten wrong as you were looking at, but I got right.
Because you took to it.
Because I'm smarter than you.
So, so if I'm 22, what are you getting the test done faster?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Bro, to put it in comparison, here are occupations as they scored.
So, like a train conductor who got a 21.
Chugga, chugga, tugga, chugga.
Let's go.
A janitor scores 14.
The average janitor scores.
You got that?
That's what I'm saying.
And they knew.
I did not know.
Secretary.
Yep.
24.
I'm not made to be a secretary, bro.
I'm not made for that work.
I'm not made for that.
My point is this.
If I knew, if I knew, I get minimum 49.
Yeah.
I'm being honest with you.
I don't see how I could get less than 49.
Do you want to take it test for test?
I'll take it.
You and I. I'll take a test for test.
So we go test for a test.
Test for test.
Now, we have to take the exact same test.
You've already, if it's the exact same test every time, you've already taken it.
Motherfucker, obviously it's going to be a different test than the one I took.
Is it?
And you also took that same test that I took.
How many questions are there going to be?
Are there questions?
I never said NFL players were NFL quarterbacks.
Oh, would you like a cap for all this capping you doing right now?
Would you like to put a cap on for all this capping you doing right now?
Are you a little scar?
Are you a little scar?
Yeah, let's go.
Are you?
Oh, you want?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Okay.
So, what is on the line?
And keep in mind, bro, it ain't going to be spelling on this test.
Okay?
This is going to be Wonderlick tests.
What's on the line?
Help us decide.
Say again, what's on the line?
If I get a higher score than you, you can.
You get to take it again?
Say again?
You get to take it again?
Son, you know how many questions there are.
You have a complete advantage over me.
Just take an IQ test.
Say again?
Just take an IQ test.
That's frightening, Brian.
I don't even want to know really how smart they were, though.
Son, I took that shit once when I was in Spain, bro.
I was at the, I was working at this fucking advertising agency.
It doesn't matter.
And I'm so bored because I had nothing to do during the day.
So I just took one of them IQ tests that's online.
You know, those advertisements pop up.
I took that shit.
I was so fucking frightened, bro.
How'd you do?
Genius.
Genius.
Why are you afraid to take it now?
No, but I got 1,600.
Quit on spot.
I got 1,600, bro.
I got 1,600 on it, bro.
Wow.
I know.
Honestly, there is a chance that you and I do poorly on the Wonderlick because it's a test for retards.
So we are obviously going to fail a retard test.
Keep that cap on, baby.
Because I'm capping for you.
Failing The Retard Exam 00:03:06
Yeah, no, I appreciate that.
Look, point is, you and I will take the test.
Al, you're going to take this test?
Why you had to take it twice, yo?
Son, you took the test with me.
You looked at all the same fucking questions as me.
Bruh.
Bruh, what?
You took it.
Bruh, what?
Your answer is.
You scared, dog.
Your answer is.
You scared.
You shaking in your boots.
Why should you?
Take it the one time.
Take it the one time.
You're shaking the ass boots.
But for real, you don't want that, do you?
All right, let's go.
Be honest, you're a little bit scared.
Of course.
Why are you scared?
Because what if your dumb white ass does better than me?
That's what I'm talking about.
It's going down.
Now I know how many questions there are, dog.
And please believe I'm going to go through it.
Because first of all, I didn't even take it with my testing strategy.
I got a completely different testing strategy.
Look at the answers first.
That's the thing a lot of people don't do.
That's why I gave so much time for the questions because I was answering the question first and then looking at the answers.
Nope.
Right?
Two minutes.
What is it?
Two minutes left?
Okay.
Arkash.
Did we do any Patreon questions?
Yeah, we did one.
All right, get real question real quick.
We got two minutes left on this episode.
Ready?
Here it is.
A lot of people ask about Dahlia, so we did two questions.
Okay, we talked about Dahlia.
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Yes, Jules got OnlyFans if she covers in her chin dimple.
Yo, you are weird.
She got one of them butt chins.
She got Blaustein.
She looked like Michael Blaustein.
I don't think I've ever looked at her chin.
No, she looked like Michael Baustin.
It's harder though.
Say what?
A butt chin is kind of harder.
No, dude, why?
If you're an ass man, so it's two butts?
Yeah, you're just all day.
Nah, dude.
It's just weird.
The butt chin is fucking weird.
You like butt chin?
I prefer.
Al, you like butt chin?
I like dimples.
It's not in deal breaker, but I'm not in cheek.
Cheek dimples, bro.
Chin dimples.
No, no.
Cheek dimples.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, those are great.
Butt chin deal breaker.
100% deal breaker.
Not deal breaker for me, but I'm not into it.
You don't want this bitch.
Can't think of anybody right now thinking all day and right, what the this chin?
No dude.
Oh bruh no uh-uh uh-uh, Akash not doing it.
Let's wrap this up.
What?
How much time we got?
A minute max?
Yeah, a minute, literally minute.
Last question bruh, I gotta open the phone back up.
Just wrap it up.
Yeah, God Forbid, see how amazing we are.
What is it?
Last one, yo, Joe Swain, be asking a lot of questions.
Yo oh, somebody said I look like uh, Matthew Cooper.
Why does Akash look like Drew and Alex had a baby?
I think that's actually kind of funny.
All right, just me.
Yo, it's all good dog hey, do you think that's a Wonderlick question, bro?
You know what?
I got it done in time.
So there you go.
All right yo, Asshole ARMY.
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