Andrew Schulz addresses a controversy regarding Akash's claims about AOC before recounting a story about a classmate named Scott, whom he repeatedly refers to as a "retard" while describing his chaotic behavior in a specialized school. Schulz details how Scott would run through tables and bang into people when lights were turned off, comparing him to the Nutty Professor, while also commenting on indifferent peers and questioning whether Scott was actually disabled or merely acting weird. The segment concludes with Schulz challenging listeners to join the Patreon community unless they are "social justice warriors," asserting that such activism would ruin the fun of the show. [Automatically generated summary]
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Scott's Regular Retard Incident00:04:58
Here's a conspiracy.
A lot of people were making shit up.
The Akash said that AOC was killing you.
Oh y'all.
And now I want my apologies.
What do you mean?
Before I just needed everybody to know I said it and that was enough.
All right.
Now I need my apology.
I'm sorry.
No bullshit apology.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'll take that.
That's it.
I apologize.
I can apologize.
I don't.
You can't stop right there.
I know you can't.
I know you can't stop right there.
Stop right there.
That's an apology.
I apologize.
Stop right there.
Don't be a girlfriend.
Don't be a girlfriend and squirm out of accountability.
Don't be a girlfriend and squirm out of it.
I apologize.
Stop doing it.
Stop.
Stop right there.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to the Patreon episode of Flagrant 2 Asshole Army.
The real ones.
Listening to this one.
I'm Andrew Schultz.
I'm here at Akash saying we got Alex Media, Mark Gagnon in the building.
There is this.
We had a retard in our class, right?
His name is Scott.
Yeah.
And Scott...
That's a good retard name.
No, no, it's a great retard.
Great retard because you could be angry at him in the name, right?
Scott!
Quit, right?
And so his retard, like, he could do all the stuff we could do, but he was also retard, right?
So like what he would do, you go over there.
Son, I told you, I went to a specialized school.
I went to a specialized school.
He did sound like Scott.
I got PTSD there for a second.
We had a couple regular retards.
So we had this regular retard, right?
And so the regular retard, Scott, right?
What he didn't like is darkness, right?
Right, right.
Like, if you turn the lights out, if you turn the lights out, if you turn the lights out, right?
Scott would run through tables like Nutty Professor.
Remember?
Remember when Nutty, remember when Nutty Professor ran through the picnic table?
That's what Scott used to do in a class.
If you turn the light out, like we're going to watch a movie or something because the substitute's in there, and the substitute don't know we got a regular retard in the fucking class, right?
So he rolls the TV and he turns on Lion King, whatever, turns out the light.
Scott just goes, turn on our lights.
Just fucking running through the class, banging it into everybody.
And you got, look like something like ghetto bitches don't care if you're retarded or not, okay?
We had a couple ghetto bitches in our fucking class.
They don't care if you're retarded or not, right?
They literally just go, they'd be like, turn the light on.
This retard can't take the dark.
Oh, my God.
Son, out of nowhere, dude.
And sometimes we'd be like, yo, is he regular?
Is he retarded?
We're not sure, right?
He ain't regular.
No, no, he wasn't regular, but it was, you know, I went to public school.
It's a weirdo senior fucking school, bro.
So we're in the class, right?
And this guy, Scott out of nowhere, is just starting to make noise, right?
It's completely light.
So we don't know why it was irritating him.
Yeah, it's a new thing going on, right?
So we're trying to figure it all out.
We're trying to do the calculation.
And he's just starting to make noise.
He goes, like he's just doing like some like late night music sound check.
Right?
And we're like, what the fuck is going on?
And the teacher, because we might not be retarded, he might.
We're not sure, right?
Every once in a while, nobody asks.
You can't ask a retarded damn retard, right?
So we just, he just gets glimpses of regular every once in a while, right?
So we're just not sure if he's fucking with us or not.
So he goes, right?
And the teacher just stops and she goes, she goes, she goes, Scott, you got to be quiet.
And he goes, he goes, okay.
Right?
A couple of seconds later, and then the teacher turns around.
She goes, Scott, what part of be quiet do you not understand?
Goes, Libby!
He hit this shit!
He dropped that thing like he was following through.
You know, you hit a three, you leave the fucking hand up.
He follows through.
Libby!
My man held the follow-through on him.
Oh, what was the weirdest kid you guys had in your class?
Weirdest kid you can remember from school.
Yo, what's up?
This is Akash.
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