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Nov. 15, 2019 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh engage in a chaotic game identifying the five hottest men, cycling through celebrities like Jason Momoa, Idris Elba, and Cristiano Ronaldo while debating their attractiveness. The conversation devolves into explicit sexual references, crude insults regarding women, and jokes about being "equal opportunity misogynists," with one host claiming an actor made him "wet." Ultimately, the segment highlights the hosts' unfiltered comedic style, warning listeners that social justice warriors will find the content offensive before promoting their Patreon page. [Automatically generated summary]

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Five Hottest Dudes Ranked 00:09:25
All right, five hottest dudes.
We don't come on in real life.
Five hottest dudes.
Let's go.
Five hottest dudes.
Five hottest dudes.
I bet.
Think about it.
All right.
I got one.
Five hottest dudes.
Hands down.
Number one.
No, we started five.
Go.
Well, I'm going to go.
Any order.
Don't matter, bro.
Just throw him out.
Go.
This is us.
I don't know his name.
I'll just put that show.
Black dude.
No, the white dude.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He pretty.
Son, he's a pretty white boy.
Fucking Aquaman.
Aquaman.
Aquaman handsome, yo.
Jason Mamon.
You ready?
No, not the black one.
I'm not into that rugby.
Why do you're hot?
I'm like, yo.
You need a little softer features.
I need a soft, like, delicate.
Nah, nah.
Yo, look up.
I was feeling you, Kaz, when he was raping bitches and game of thrones.
When he was raping Khaleesi, and I was like, all right, he has a good-looking bitch.
There you go.
Son, that's a good one.
He's good looking radio.
Good looking dude.
Get him with his shirt on.
Yo, you like those white bitches, bro.
I love his white bitches, bro.
This shit is gnarly.
I gotta go for it.
Son.
Come on, dude.
Nah, dude.
Yo, who you like, yo?
Nah.
Son, you might picky with dudes.
Andrew just jealous because he looked better than that.
I ain't gonna front.
Yo, you do picky with dude.
I'm very picky.
This game, I know what I like, though.
I like mad dudes, son.
My shit is a white variety.
All right, go, go.
All right, so we got Boris.
You want to be hacky with it?
I don't want to say Brad Pitt or not.
I want to find like a real banger.
You want a deep cut.
I'm going to come through something where you're like, oh, shit.
He fine.
He fine, though.
That motherfucker make me wet.
All right, so we got Boris Chestnut.
What's this dude's name?
Boris Chestnut.
Whatever.
Oh, Kojo, Boris Gojo, whatever.
Son, the fine ass bullhead guy.
Boris Chestnut ain't the most English name I ever heard of.
Oh my God.
Hello, good fellow.
Boris Chestnut, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Shamar Moore, beautiful.
I seen this guy at the Lat Factory.
I've seen him in real life.
He's not as good looking, but this is the illest celebrity story I ever had in my life.
He walks into the Lat Factory at Chocolate Sundays.
He just walks through the audience, five people holding hands, two bad bitches in front, him in the middle, two bad bitches behind him.
Love it.
Just five beautiful ass people just walking.
Four bitches.
Shamar Moore.
Shamar Moore, bro.
That's H.
No, no.
Let him go.
Let him go.
Let's go.
How you spell it?
There you go.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
See, Google helps, bro.
Sound it out.
Oh, nah.
Come on.
Now, you guys see him with the curl.
Bro, my man is rugged.
Nah, old.
I got you.
All right, I'll take it.
He don't look as good ball-headed.
That also hurts my LeBron argument from earlier, but nah, he don't look as good ball-headed.
And that goatee gotta go.
Kaz, Cash, throw one out, man.
Oh, fuck.
Who's a good-looking fucking dude?
Captain America.
Oh, Captain America.
Captain America get a good-looking motherfucker.
No, not Captain.
Thor, my fault.
Thor.
Son, Kaz likes him thick on both sides.
This handsome ass motherfucker right here.
You kidding me?
Yo, low-key.
Yo, you know what's mad play?
You know what's mad playing?
Like, the faze already put the body on.
That's how you gotta talk about Kazan.
Faze RAI put the body on, bro.
My man handsome as fuck.
Old D fucking handsome.
You gotta say he's funny, bro.
This motherfucker had the greatest fucking come up story about how he got into acting ever.
Motherfucker was just like, yo, you should act.
He was like, all right.
First movie ever.
Bam.
Did soap operas for like a week.
Next week, he was in fucking Thor.
That was it.
Nah, he's handsome.
I'm handsome, bro.
Yeah, he man is handsome.
I get it.
Like, I don't think these niggas is handsome per se, but like when I see him and I see why a woman go crazy, I'm like, I get it.
Yeah.
He's just like, I get it.
Wait, wait, you don't think that he's handsome, though?
Nah, like, I would have hit, but who would you hit?
I ain't smashing.
I wouldn't match none of these.
I'm just killing out.
Flurred out.
Flurry.
Oh, yo, yo.
Idris is a bad motherfucker.
My thing with Idris is handy.
I'm gotten some Idris.
Nah, man.
Nah, don't.
Don't embarrass yourself.
The thing with Idris, though, is his personality.
That's why I fuck him off his personality.
You just want to.
Kevin's really going for it.
Yo, Kess.
Stop.
Look more stoic.
Yo, you know.
Stoic, son.
You know, going side by side makes you look worse.
Yo, son.
We twins, man.
We twins, bro.
No, you not.
Nah, son.
You twins.
He Arnold Schwarzenegger.
You Joe Peshya.
Oh, man.
Bro.
Nah, during the wire, though, I saw it.
Nah, bro.
Now he got older.
I saw a little bit of the wire, but you seen Luther?
I fuck him off Luther, yo.
Straight up.
Straight up.
My man was smart and tough.
I'm going to think of a handsome, like a make you uncomfortable handsome.
Number one, real life.
On his mind that he can't choose something.
No, because I don't want to choose a hacky one.
I wanted that shit to be.
Yeah, but they're hacky because they're foin.
You know what I mean?
We know about him because David Beckham is foin.
David Beckham, all right.
I used to put him on, but nah.
I mean, he old, but Pete David Beckham.
Peak David Beckham.
Peak David Beckham.
Boy.
Yo, what about what about a guy with nice lips?
Me, yo.
Yo, son.
Come on, come on.
See, but then there's people that are too pretty.
They're not too pretty.
Go to too much.
Too pretty is Matt Rice.
The Ronaldo dude, the other soccer player, dude.
Oh, Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo.
He's like, way too pretty, bro.
Go prettiest.
Not my type, bro.
Go prettiest men.
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
We're going to find some Mario Lopez.
Men in the world, bro.
They just too pretty.
Who the fuck is that?
Yo, Zane, how I forget about my guy, Zane, dog.
Zayn Mullick, that motherfucker.
So don't hate him.
You just want us a reputation.
Oh, but y'all bad, dog.
He's not.
Be a piece, yo.
What he is a piece, bro.
Act like it.
So you got Anthony Joshua up there.
Nah, yo, go.
You know who's coming?
Zayn Mullick, fine.
Fine, go down.
Go to that one.
Oh, yo.
Who's this man?
Oh, no, but he is a good trainer.
I don't know who he is.
But he is hot.
That's best case scenario, Andrew.
That shit's crazy, yo.
That's what Andrew Diggy looked like.
Hold on.
I got it.
Yo, he got the same hair right here and everything.
That's a regular nose Shylock.
That's Andrew.
I don't know who that is.
My man is kidding.
He was in like those vampire movies.
Prison Bay was fine.
What's his name?
No, Felon Bay.
Yeah, Felon Bay.
I think it was just that picture.
I think he just had a good mug shot.
That's a great.
Oh, actually, nah, he get it.
He looked a little too vampirish.
He left his girl immediately.
He started.
No, she left him.
Nah, his girl?
Yeah, the billionaire.
She left him.
No, no, no.
He left his original bill.
He's actually the regular bitch.
But he felt like she was going to last?
Damn, who that?
That's another Felon Bay?
He should have got a baby, though.
He fucked up.
Cast, we're talking about dudes right now.
Like, stop ruining the fun.
My bad.
Bringing these hoes into it.
God damn it.
Drew, come on, Drew.
I did.
I gave you that one.
We didn't even know the name of it.
Was he even an alcohol?
Alex really not Nikki Minaj, bro.
Son, Nikki.
Nah, son.
She got the diaper butt, though.
Like, it's too much.
Everything's too much.
Yeah.
Too much, too much.
Nah, Felon Bay handsome, bro.
Felon Bay is handsome.
See that.
Nah, come on, bro.
Wait, hold on.
Can you go back to Felon Bay real quick?
Sorry.
Go back.
Look at this picture in the top right.
Oh, no, he had the teardrop tattoo.
I thought they added that shit.
Hey, let's make him look dangerous as a model.
Let's remind everybody.
He had that shit.
Go back.
Go back to the shit we were just at.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, let's see who we got here.
Let me think about it.
Oh, what about Spider-Man ain't handsome?
Nah, you're not having a hand.
What about the dude that was in Baywatch?
Zachron.
Efron.
Oh, yeah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
He's good looking.
Keep going down here.
Keep going down here.
I want to see more.
We really judging.
Keep going down.
Keep going down.
That's the funniest shit.
Let's see.
We equal opportunists.
Equal opportunity misogynists, bro.
All these dudes ugly.
Look at these ugly motherfuckers.
Six More Handsome Men 00:01:22
The fuck is that?
Get out of here, bro.
That's the boy from your movie, Al.
Six feet apart.
That's the Mexican from Six Foot.
Yep.
So that shit made me cry.
Yeah, you really got on that one.
You cried too, you little bitch.
I did.
Yes, you did.
Why did that guy take away from you crying?
I'm just saying.
Don't act like the only one out here.
But you did cry.
That's a fact.
Bitch it up on a plague.
What?
I was on the inside C. Exactly.
That's worse.
You right?
Yo, look at Death Patel looking fine as fuck.
Yo, how do you know all the Indian followers?
I don't even know.
Son, because I fuck any one of them off the strength, bro.
Respect, yo.
I suck that dude's dick.
I suck his dick clean off.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
We off the rails, son.
Yo, what's up?
This is Akash.
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