Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Wet
Aired: 2019-11-15
Duration: 10:52


=== Five Hottest Dudes Ranked (09:25) ===

[00:00:04]  All right, five hottest dudes.
[00:00:06]  We don't come on in real life.
[00:00:07]  Five hottest dudes.
[00:00:08]  Let's go.
[00:00:09]  Five hottest dudes.
[00:00:10]  Five hottest dudes.
[00:00:11]  I bet.
[00:00:12]  Think about it.
[00:00:13]  All right.
[00:00:14]  I got one.
[00:00:15]  Five hottest dudes.
[00:00:17]  Hands down.
[00:00:17]  Number one.
[00:00:18]  No, we started five.
[00:00:18]  Go.
[00:00:19]  Well, I'm going to go.
[00:00:20]  Any order.
[00:00:20]  Don't matter, bro.
[00:00:21]  Just throw him out.
[00:00:22]  Go.
[00:00:23]  This is us.
[00:00:24]  I don't know his name.
[00:00:25]  I'll just put that show.
[00:00:26]  Black dude.
[00:00:26]  No, the white dude.
[00:00:27]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:00:28]  He pretty.
[00:00:29]  Son, he's a pretty white boy.
[00:00:31]  Fucking Aquaman.
[00:00:32]  Aquaman.
[00:00:33]  Aquaman handsome, yo.
[00:00:36]  Jason Mamon.
[00:00:37]  You ready?
[00:00:38]  No, not the black one.
[00:00:40]  I'm not into that rugby.
[00:00:41]  Why do you're hot?
[00:00:42]  I'm like, yo.
[00:00:43]  You need a little softer features.
[00:00:50]  I need a soft, like, delicate.
[00:00:53]  Nah, nah.
[00:00:54]  Yo, look up.
[00:00:55]  I was feeling you, Kaz, when he was raping bitches and game of thrones.
[00:01:00]  When he was raping Khaleesi, and I was like, all right, he has a good-looking bitch.
[00:01:04]  There you go.
[00:01:04]  Son, that's a good one.
[00:01:05]  He's good looking radio.
[00:01:06]  Good looking dude.
[00:01:07]  Get him with his shirt on.
[00:01:08]  Yo, you like those white bitches, bro.
[00:01:10]  I love his white bitches, bro.
[00:01:13]  This shit is gnarly.
[00:01:15]  I gotta go for it.
[00:01:17]  Son.
[00:01:18]  Come on, dude.
[00:01:19]  Nah, dude.
[00:01:20]  Yo, who you like, yo?
[00:01:21]  Nah.
[00:01:22]  Son, you might picky with dudes.
[00:01:24]  Andrew just jealous because he looked better than that.
[00:01:28]  I ain't gonna front.
[00:01:29]  Yo, you do picky with dude.
[00:01:31]  I'm very picky.
[00:01:32]  This game, I know what I like, though.
[00:01:34]  I like mad dudes, son.
[00:01:35]  My shit is a white variety.
[00:01:37]  All right, go, go.
[00:01:39]  All right, so we got Boris.
[00:01:40]  You want to be hacky with it?
[00:01:41]  I don't want to say Brad Pitt or not.
[00:01:42]  I want to find like a real banger.
[00:01:48]  You want a deep cut.
[00:01:50]  I'm going to come through something where you're like, oh, shit.
[00:01:54]  He fine.
[00:01:55]  He fine, though.
[00:01:57]  That motherfucker make me wet.
[00:02:02]  All right, so we got Boris Chestnut.
[00:02:04]  What's this dude's name?
[00:02:05]  Boris Chestnut.
[00:02:07]  Whatever.
[00:02:09]  Oh, Kojo, Boris Gojo, whatever.
[00:02:13]  Son, the fine ass bullhead guy.
[00:02:16]  Boris Chestnut ain't the most English name I ever heard of.
[00:02:20]  Oh my God.
[00:02:22]  Hello, good fellow.
[00:02:23]  Boris Chestnut, yeah.
[00:02:25]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:26]  Shamar Moore, beautiful.
[00:02:28]  I seen this guy at the Lat Factory.
[00:02:30]  I've seen him in real life.
[00:02:31]  He's not as good looking, but this is the illest celebrity story I ever had in my life.
[00:02:35]  He walks into the Lat Factory at Chocolate Sundays.
[00:02:38]  He just walks through the audience, five people holding hands, two bad bitches in front, him in the middle, two bad bitches behind him.
[00:02:44]  Love it.
[00:02:45]  Just five beautiful ass people just walking.
[00:02:48]  Four bitches.
[00:02:50]  Shamar Moore.
[00:02:50]  Shamar Moore, bro.
[00:02:51]  That's H.
[00:02:52]  No, no.
[00:02:53]  Let him go.
[00:02:53]  Let him go.
[00:02:54]  Let's go.
[00:02:55]  How you spell it?
[00:02:56]  There you go.
[00:02:56]  Yeah, that's pretty good.
[00:02:57]  See, Google helps, bro.
[00:02:58]  Sound it out.
[00:02:59]  Oh, nah.
[00:03:00]  Come on.
[00:03:01]  Now, you guys see him with the curl.
[00:03:02]  Bro, my man is rugged.
[00:03:05]  Nah, old.
[00:03:06]  I got you.
[00:03:07]  All right, I'll take it.
[00:03:08]  He don't look as good ball-headed.
[00:03:10]  That also hurts my LeBron argument from earlier, but nah, he don't look as good ball-headed.
[00:03:15]  And that goatee gotta go.
[00:03:16]  Kaz, Cash, throw one out, man.
[00:03:18]  Oh, fuck.
[00:03:19]  Who's a good-looking fucking dude?
[00:03:20]  Captain America.
[00:03:21]  Oh, Captain America.
[00:03:24]  Captain America get a good-looking motherfucker.
[00:03:26]  No, not Captain.
[00:03:26]  Thor, my fault.
[00:03:28]  Thor.
[00:03:29]  Son, Kaz likes him thick on both sides.
[00:03:34]  This handsome ass motherfucker right here.
[00:03:37]  You kidding me?
[00:03:38]  Yo, low-key.
[00:03:40]  Yo, you know what's mad play?
[00:03:42]  You know what's mad playing?
[00:03:43]  Like, the faze already put the body on.
[00:03:46]  That's how you gotta talk about Kazan.
[00:03:48]  Faze RAI put the body on, bro.
[00:03:50]  My man handsome as fuck.
[00:03:52]  Old D fucking handsome.
[00:03:53]  You gotta say he's funny, bro.
[00:03:54]  This motherfucker had the greatest fucking come up story about how he got into acting ever.
[00:03:59]  Motherfucker was just like, yo, you should act.
[00:04:00]  He was like, all right.
[00:04:02]  First movie ever.
[00:04:03]  Bam.
[00:04:04]  Did soap operas for like a week.
[00:04:06]  Next week, he was in fucking Thor.
[00:04:08]  That was it.
[00:04:09]  Nah, he's handsome.
[00:04:10]  I'm handsome, bro.
[00:04:11]  Yeah, he man is handsome.
[00:04:13]  I get it.
[00:04:14]  Like, I don't think these niggas is handsome per se, but like when I see him and I see why a woman go crazy, I'm like, I get it.
[00:04:20]  Yeah.
[00:04:20]  He's just like, I get it.
[00:04:21]  Wait, wait, you don't think that he's handsome, though?
[00:04:23]  Nah, like, I would have hit, but who would you hit?
[00:04:28]  I ain't smashing.
[00:04:28]  I wouldn't match none of these.
[00:04:30]  I'm just killing out.
[00:04:35]  Flurred out.
[00:04:37]  Flurry.
[00:04:39]  Oh, yo, yo.
[00:04:41]  Idris is a bad motherfucker.
[00:04:43]  My thing with Idris is handy.
[00:04:45]  I'm gotten some Idris.
[00:04:46]  Nah, man.
[00:04:48]  Nah, don't.
[00:04:49]  Don't embarrass yourself.
[00:04:53]  The thing with Idris, though, is his personality.
[00:04:55]  That's why I fuck him off his personality.
[00:04:59]  You just want to.
[00:05:00]  Kevin's really going for it.
[00:05:02]  Yo, Kess.
[00:05:03]  Stop.
[00:05:04]  Look more stoic.
[00:05:05]  Yo, you know.
[00:05:06]  Stoic, son.
[00:05:07]  You know, going side by side makes you look worse.
[00:05:12]  Yo, son.
[00:05:13]  We twins, man.
[00:05:15]  We twins, bro.
[00:05:17]  No, you not.
[00:05:18]  Nah, son.
[00:05:19]  You twins.
[00:05:20]  He Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[00:05:21]  You Joe Peshya.
[00:05:27]  Oh, man.
[00:05:29]  Bro.
[00:05:30]  Nah, during the wire, though, I saw it.
[00:05:32]  Nah, bro.
[00:05:33]  Now he got older.
[00:05:34]  I saw a little bit of the wire, but you seen Luther?
[00:05:36]  I fuck him off Luther, yo.
[00:05:38]  Straight up.
[00:05:39]  Straight up.
[00:05:40]  My man was smart and tough.
[00:05:45]  I'm going to think of a handsome, like a make you uncomfortable handsome.
[00:05:49]  Number one, real life.
[00:05:52]  On his mind that he can't choose something.
[00:05:53]  No, because I don't want to choose a hacky one.
[00:05:55]  I wanted that shit to be.
[00:05:56]  Yeah, but they're hacky because they're foin.
[00:05:58]  You know what I mean?
[00:05:59]  We know about him because David Beckham is foin.
[00:06:02]  David Beckham, all right.
[00:06:04]  I used to put him on, but nah.
[00:06:06]  I mean, he old, but Pete David Beckham.
[00:06:08]  Peak David Beckham.
[00:06:09]  Peak David Beckham.
[00:06:10]  Boy.
[00:06:10]  Yo, what about what about a guy with nice lips?
[00:06:20]  Me, yo.
[00:06:21]  Yo, son.
[00:06:22]  Come on, come on.
[00:06:22]  See, but then there's people that are too pretty.
[00:06:26]  They're not too pretty.
[00:06:26]  Go to too much.
[00:06:27]  Too pretty is Matt Rice.
[00:06:30]  The Ronaldo dude, the other soccer player, dude.
[00:06:32]  Oh, Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo.
[00:06:34]  He's like, way too pretty, bro.
[00:06:36]  Go prettiest.
[00:06:37]  Not my type, bro.
[00:06:37]  Go prettiest men.
[00:06:39]  Yeah, I'm with you on that.
[00:06:40]  We're going to find some Mario Lopez.
[00:06:43]  Men in the world, bro.
[00:06:44]  They just too pretty.
[00:06:47]  Who the fuck is that?
[00:06:48]  Yo, Zane, how I forget about my guy, Zane, dog.
[00:06:51]  Zayn Mullick, that motherfucker.
[00:06:53]  So don't hate him.
[00:06:54]  You just want us a reputation.
[00:06:55]  Oh, but y'all bad, dog.
[00:06:57]  He's not.
[00:06:58]  Be a piece, yo.
[00:06:59]  What he is a piece, bro.
[00:07:01]  Act like it.
[00:07:02]  So you got Anthony Joshua up there.
[00:07:04]  Nah, yo, go.
[00:07:04]  You know who's coming?
[00:07:05]  Zayn Mullick, fine.
[00:07:07]  Fine, go down.
[00:07:08]  Go to that one.
[00:07:09]  Oh, yo.
[00:07:10]  Who's this man?
[00:07:11]  Oh, no, but he is a good trainer.
[00:07:14]  I don't know who he is.
[00:07:16]  But he is hot.
[00:07:17]  That's best case scenario, Andrew.
[00:07:19]  That shit's crazy, yo.
[00:07:21]  That's what Andrew Diggy looked like.
[00:07:24]  Hold on.
[00:07:24]  I got it.
[00:07:25]  Yo, he got the same hair right here and everything.
[00:07:28]  That's a regular nose Shylock.
[00:07:33]  That's Andrew.
[00:07:35]  I don't know who that is.
[00:07:37]  My man is kidding.
[00:07:38]  He was in like those vampire movies.
[00:07:39]  Prison Bay was fine.
[00:07:41]  What's his name?
[00:07:42]  No, Felon Bay.
[00:07:43]  Yeah, Felon Bay.
[00:07:44]  I think it was just that picture.
[00:07:47]  I think he just had a good mug shot.
[00:07:48]  That's a great.
[00:07:49]  Oh, actually, nah, he get it.
[00:07:52]  He looked a little too vampirish.
[00:07:54]  He left his girl immediately.
[00:07:55]  He started.
[00:07:56]  No, she left him.
[00:07:57]  Nah, his girl?
[00:07:59]  Yeah, the billionaire.
[00:07:59]  She left him.
[00:08:00]  No, no, no.
[00:08:01]  He left his original bill.
[00:08:01]  He's actually the regular bitch.
[00:08:04]  But he felt like she was going to last?
[00:08:05]  Damn, who that?
[00:08:06]  That's another Felon Bay?
[00:08:07]  He should have got a baby, though.
[00:08:09]  He fucked up.
[00:08:11]  Cast, we're talking about dudes right now.
[00:08:13]  Like, stop ruining the fun.
[00:08:14]  My bad.
[00:08:14]  Bringing these hoes into it.
[00:08:15]  God damn it.
[00:08:18]  Drew, come on, Drew.
[00:08:19]  I did.
[00:08:19]  I gave you that one.
[00:08:20]  We didn't even know the name of it.
[00:08:21]  Was he even an alcohol?
[00:08:22]  Alex really not Nikki Minaj, bro.
[00:08:24]  Son, Nikki.
[00:08:25]  Nah, son.
[00:08:26]  She got the diaper butt, though.
[00:08:27]  Like, it's too much.
[00:08:28]  Everything's too much.
[00:08:29]  Yeah.
[00:08:29]  Too much, too much.
[00:08:30]  Nah, Felon Bay handsome, bro.
[00:08:32]  Felon Bay is handsome.
[00:08:34]  See that.
[00:08:36]  Nah, come on, bro.
[00:08:37]  Wait, hold on.
[00:08:37]  Can you go back to Felon Bay real quick?
[00:08:38]  Sorry.
[00:08:39]  Go back.
[00:08:39]  Look at this picture in the top right.
[00:08:41]  Oh, no, he had the teardrop tattoo.
[00:08:43]  I thought they added that shit.
[00:08:44]  Hey, let's make him look dangerous as a model.
[00:08:46]  Let's remind everybody.
[00:08:48]  He had that shit.
[00:08:49]  Go back.
[00:08:49]  Go back to the shit we were just at.
[00:08:51]  Yeah.
[00:08:52]  Yeah.
[00:08:52]  All right, let's see who we got here.
[00:08:55]  Let me think about it.
[00:08:59]  Oh, what about Spider-Man ain't handsome?
[00:09:02]  Nah, you're not having a hand.
[00:09:03]  What about the dude that was in Baywatch?
[00:09:06]  Zachron.
[00:09:08]  Efron.
[00:09:09]  Oh, yeah.
[00:09:10]  Nah, nah, nah, nah.
[00:09:12]  He's good looking.
[00:09:13]  Keep going down here.
[00:09:13]  Keep going down here.
[00:09:14]  I want to see more.
[00:09:15]  We really judging.
[00:09:17]  Keep going down.
[00:09:18]  Keep going down.
[00:09:19]  That's the funniest shit.
[00:09:20]  Let's see.
[00:09:21]  We equal opportunists.
[00:09:23]  Equal opportunity misogynists, bro.
[00:09:25]  All these dudes ugly.
[00:09:27]  Look at these ugly motherfuckers.

=== Six More Handsome Men (01:22) ===

[00:09:29]  The fuck is that?
[00:09:30]  Get out of here, bro.
[00:09:32]  That's the boy from your movie, Al.
[00:09:34]  Six feet apart.
[00:09:36]  That's the Mexican from Six Foot.
[00:09:38]  Yep.
[00:09:39]  So that shit made me cry.
[00:09:40]  Yeah, you really got on that one.
[00:09:43]  You cried too, you little bitch.
[00:09:44]  I did.
[00:09:44]  Yes, you did.
[00:09:45]  Why did that guy take away from you crying?
[00:09:48]  I'm just saying.
[00:09:49]  Don't act like the only one out here.
[00:09:51]  But you did cry.
[00:09:52]  That's a fact.
[00:09:53]  Bitch it up on a plague.
[00:09:54]  What?
[00:09:55]  I was on the inside C. Exactly.
[00:09:57]  That's worse.
[00:09:58]  You right?
[00:09:59]  Yo, look at Death Patel looking fine as fuck.
[00:10:02]  Yo, how do you know all the Indian followers?
[00:10:05]  I don't even know.
[00:10:06]  Son, because I fuck any one of them off the strength, bro.
[00:10:09]  Respect, yo.
[00:10:10]  I suck that dude's dick.
[00:10:21]  I suck his dick clean off.
[00:10:25]  Oh, my God.
[00:10:27]  Oh, shit.
[00:10:33]  We off the rails, son.
[00:10:38]  Yo, what's up?
[00:10:38]  This is Akash.
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