Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh critique Asian cultural preferences for temporary trinkets before attacking Disney's casting choices, specifically mocking Jasmine's whitewashing and questioning the normalization of homosexuality in conservative areas. They disparage costumed actors at Disney World, compare Mickey Mouse unfavorably to Bugs Bunny while alleging incest between Minnie and Mickey, and conclude by promoting their Patreon page amidst these controversial observations on pop culture representation. [Automatically generated summary]
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Disney Mascot Chaos00:07:17
Cherry blossom.
You can't cherry blossom with a friend.
No, absolutely not.
You can't cherry blossom?
Ironically.
Yo, son, I'm not gonna lie.
If we went, we would kill it.
Okay, also keep.
Can I keep it 100 with you?
Cut that whole line, Sam.
It was a big, long line.
Yeah.
How you cut express pass or something?
Nah, I just walk right in the exit.
White people, huh?
Dog.
These dumbass white people are just waiting on this long fucking line with strollers, kids.
There's like a thousand Japanese women with the SARS mask and everything.
They love these.
That's why Japanese love cherry blossom so much.
Want me to tell you why I figured it out?
Yeah.
Asian people love useless shit.
Like anything useless as fuck that's like really specific and only around for a little bit of time, they love.
Japanese are all Asian?
All Asian.
Anything you like trinkets.
They're into like train.
They're like all a little mermaid.
You know Ariel?
How she had that whole like cave things where she put her trinkets?
You know so much about this fucking movie.
It's unbelievable.
When was the last time you're talking about a little mermaid?
Sam, yeah.
I got thinkamobops.
I don't know.
Wait, you don't even know these.
My girl.
Get it, you fucking Mexican.
Mike is cool.
I don't know about this.
No, Mike.
My girl loves Disney movies.
She re-watched it recently.
That's that one?
That's Aladdin.
Confuse these bitches, bro.
I mean, listen.
Jasmine is just sand, Ariel.
That's all it is.
Sand, Ariel.
Sand, Ariel.
You sand white.
Markets like Ariel was the white version of Jasmine.
It's like, how do we make Jasmine as white as possible?
Put that bitch in the ocean.
No water whatsoever.
Do you imagine how much stank Jasmine's pussy had on it?
Right?
Nobody talks about that.
Why?
Because it's hot.
It's hot.
Probably ain't water everywhere.
Right?
She got all them fucking silks on her.
Nah, but that shit was a little see-through.
Also, this is one of the only bitches that got to walk around the Middle East uncovered like that.
Where are you sitting on a rug?
It's not breathable.
It's not like the rug's made out of like some like, you know, Nike shit.
That's an old-ass rug, bro.
That's like back in the son.
That's back in the day, bro.
That rug is like your beard.
Shit is coarse, fam.
Real talk?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, probably.
But Aladdin, that'd probably stunk too.
Why do you think?
Wearing them fucking MC hammer pants out there in the heat.
Yeah, man.
Yo, what?
Thank God you can't smell these cartoons, bro.
Who would smell the worst?
It might be Aladdin.
Oh, Ariel, that's salmon pussy.
This bitch coming right from the water.
And you know that my man is probably complaining, like, yo, did you wash?
And it's like, I just got legs.
I still smell like a cod.
Yo, I went to Disney World with my girl, and then she wanted to go to the princess thing.
And then we're taking pictures with the you want to show her someplace she'd never be.
Ain't no castles in Secaucus.
Yo, but she wanted to take pictures with like Aladdin and then these like these people pretending to be.
It was so fucking weird.
What do you mean?
First of all, it was like there's like actors hired to be Aladdin at Disney World and they're like in character the whole time.
And I'm like, fam, you a fucking loser.
You're never going to make it as an actor.
You're a fucking Disney mascot.
And I couldn't hide my disgust.
And then we went to go see Ariel next, and the bitch kept talking to me.
And Justin was like, the way you looked at her was like, you wanted to punch her in the face?
She was talking and character.
I couldn't understand this goofy bitch.
She sounded like she was underwater.
And I was just like, all right?
Like, I literally just go, okay.
And then she kept talking, but I was like, why are you doing this?
Oh, fuck.
And she didn't have the costume.
It was like a regular.
She was regular.
I don't remember what the bitch is wearing.
No, I mean, like, at least when, like, the guy is inside the Mickey Mouse.
Yeah.
He doesn't have to be seen by humans.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see who you are, bitch, yeah.
But Aladdin is just Aladdin.
Yeah, I see this motherfucker.
Gay as shit, too.
He was gay as shit.
Yeah.
Like, how'd you know?
I mean, my man was just when, like, they took a little, like, they took a little walk and he was just walking mad, wrist out, like a little, like a waiter with no tray.
You know what I mean?
Shit.
Do you think that's them trying to normalize gay to kids?
Yo, it might be.
Disney, I saw mad gay people working for Disney.
Really?
Like, mad gay people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, you really, your target demo ain't going to be into this.
What is their target demo?
It's not fucking New York, LA, Secret Atlanta.
It's not the gay havens.
It's not San Fran.
It's motherfucking Iowa.
Yeah.
The rest of Florida.
Who goes to Disney?
Can you explain Disney to me?
I'm going to be honest, it was dope.
I thought it should be horrible.
And the day we were looking at it, it's like Mad Parks.
And the day we went to that, like, Magic Kingdom, which is all the movies, I was like, this is miserable.
I was like wildly unhappy.
I didn't even try to hide it from my girl.
Wait a minute.
Magic Kingdom was the worst?
It's like castles and shit.
And I'm like, I don't give a fuck about this.
This is embarrassing for me to be here.
Because they don't get to see that regularly.
You see it as fake, so you're not into it.
And I also, this sounds condescending, but I was like, oh, these people don't like sports.
So like these are their heroes.
And they get to go watch that.
Like we watch sports.
You mean adults?
Like the adults that were there?
They're like, yeah, they're like adults who never were into sports.
So when they're wearing Mickey Mouse, that's their fucking jersey.
Yo, I really mouse overrated, fam.
Name as fuck, dog.
He's the Superman of cartoons.
Yo, this motherfucker, Captain America, dog.
Nothing but there you go.
No powers.
What does Mickey Mouse do?
I don't know.
Like, what is he even Ben in?
Eden, you would know some shit like this.
Does he giggle?
Literally, what does he do?
Is he like?
But what is his power?
Like, what is he charming?
Like, what is that?
The Bugs Bunny shit.
Bugs Bunny hilarious.
He's funny.
They just do.
He's charismatic.
What does Mickey Mouse do?
Mickey Mouse does everything.
What?
What does he actually do?
He does everything.
He's Mickey Mouse.
That's it.
No, no, no.
I ain't going to accept that, fam.
I ain't going to accept that.
We're not going to do that.
We're not going to do that, bro.
We're not going to prop up Mickey motherfucking mouse.