America is essentially an open-air zoo, barely glued together by debt-enabled materialism and the persistent placading of simmering racial hatreds, most of them anti-white.
This has been true for a long time, but it bubbles to the surface in the form of riots and looting from time to time, and on nights just like tonight.
I used to get excited for what the internet calls chimp-outs, but watching the recent footage of nationwide chaos, I was filled with a low-level sense of dread at how easily this shit show can go up in flames and what this country might look like when my kids come of age, let alone my grandkids.
As responsible parents, it's up to us to either change the system or isolate ourselves from the increasing hazards of sharing the same space with vicious, violent hostiles.
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Welcome, everyone, to episode 50 of Full House, the world's most censored show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole biofam.
I am your unflappable host, Coach Finstock, back with another two hours of smiling in the face of adversity.
That's right.
It seems as though our previous platform gave our little family-friendly show the showa earlier this week, along with a few others.
And it was tempting to get angry about it.
But instead, we're taking it as another badge of honor, and we'll carry on just as before.
But that's enough from me.
Let's get on to the birth panel.
First up, you should emulate him for a whole host of reasons, but most importantly, because he is the first published author on full-house.com.
Sam, welcome back.
Thanks, Coach.
Yeah, I'm getting good feedback on the little bit I've written there.
I hope the listeners will take a look and enjoy or try to take some of my points.
Yes, it's scary times in some ways when you watch the TV and you see some of the images.
It really does seem to be everywhere, especially if you are in proximity to a city.
You certainly have some exposure to this.
So I look forward.
It's not a game.
Yeah.
Look forward to the discussion.
Welcome back, buddy.
All right.
Next up, he's got the mind of a rebellious teenager, the body of a battle-scarred Viking warlord, and the soul of an old geezer.
Potato Smasher is with us as always.
Chimp out.
Noun.
When a bunch of joggers go ape shit in a public place, to use it in a sentence, hey, Jesse, did you see all them joggers at Popeyes fighting over them chicken sandwiches?
Yeah, that was a category five chimp out.
Those apes need to be in a zoo.
I saw somebody post an old meme, maybe from the Ferguson riots.
It was called the Garrison Moonman chimp out scale.
Back when everybody was making edits to Garrison's freaking political cartoons, and he's a total normie Sivnat cuck now.
Like, I can't even stand his political cartoons.
Oh, no, we shouldn't do that.
That's not nice.
Yeah, we should just bully him online to obscurity.
Anyway, all right.
Thanks for that, buddy.
Next up, he's got more stories jam-packed into almost four decades than most men accumulate in eight.
And sometimes he even shares them on this very show.
JO, welcome back.
What we got to do is we got to get just only five or ten of us, and we got a hole up in one building.
And all we got to.
Fed post has been redacted.
Fed post has been redacted.
Yeah, I've been thinking about, I've been thinking about the 92 LA riots.
And you remember Ice Cube, The Predator, where they're like, they were all not guilty, not guilty.
We got to tear this one up.
We're not going to play any gangster rap this week.
I was tempted, but police coming straight from the underground.
I'm getting back because I'm proud.
We have been down this road before for our memories and the country as a whole.
So we're going to get into it deep tonight.
But first, we've got one more to go.
He loves his lawn as much as he hates pit bulls.
And that's some thermonuclear passion, ladies and gents.
Let me tell you.
Great eight Niggy.
We're not doing nifty anymore.
Welcome back, sir.
Glad to be here.
I've been kind of out of pocket.
Has anything been going on lately?
Sleepy couple of months, man.
And thanks for being here.
Everybody still hold up for coronavirus.
Oh, the zoos are bopping back up.
Oh, that's going to be exciting, you know.
Is everybody wearing masks at the zoo?
Zoos are out on summer vacation.
Oh, man.
Thanks for rejoining us after our abortive attempt at a second hour on our most recent show with Blind Dad.
Niggy came on in the second half, and he did such a good job that Mr. Producer was like, oh, I was going to isolate that and make it into a thing.
But the true story is that we thought that entire most recent show was going to be lost to the ages because the recording computer froze up.
And I was disappointed we lost the second half, but extraordinarily grateful that Blind Dad was not lost because he did a wonderful job.
We got a ton of nice feedback and then boom, the lights went out on our podcast feed.
So we are back up on a different service and we'll soldier on.
But anyway, welcome back, Niggy.
Thanks.
And let's just get right to the zeitgeist.
The topic du jour.
It's on everybody's mind.
It doesn't have to be a hot take analysis, but the country is in flames.
Trump just declared Antifa a terrorist organization today.
Maybe 10 to 15 minutes before he went to tape.
We saw reports that he had gone to an underground bunker in the White House.
And yeah, it's just an absolute shit show out there.
And we are, again, more or less on the sidelines, just watching events unfold and looking out for ourselves and our loved ones.
So, Sam, you have more time on this earth and a longer memory than any of us.
Put a little bit of perspective on this for us or however the hell you're dealing with it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it is widespread.
It does feel unprecedented, though you can make reference to some earlier things that were also very dangerous.
It's difficult to really call it because you hear some of these things that make it sound a little bit like some aspects of this are being fomented.
Is this some kind of government gay op?
Is it, you know, what is it?
It's hard to characterize it exactly, but all I could say is imagine any of us or all of us, We believed in something, something set us off where we had to go and we wanted to make a public demonstration about something.
Uh, you know, if you cared about some righting some injustice or or getting your view known, would you be trashing things and burning things down?
And it's not, they're laughing about it.
If you look at this, they're having a great time out there.
I mean, if we were letting, say, you know, a comrade was killed and we were honoring his memory by having a solemn march or something.
I mean, we wouldn't, we wouldn't be laughing and dancing and jumping on top of a police car.
And, you know, that's, I don't, the, the reaction is all wrong for people that are in mourning or people that are angry or people that want to be taken seriously.
And they don't.
I think the effect of all this is it is pushing the normie again, moving the Overton window to the right.
Those of us in our position, we're wise enough, you might say, to be able to watch it and kind of be cynical or to question things or to think about it.
Or smirk because we've been shouting these things from rooftops for years or decades.
Yeah.
But maybe we're the real rooftop Koreans.
Yeah.
The normie, you know, or the person who is not initiated into politics as we have been, they are reacting at a different spot.
And if you want to imagine where this could go, you know, first of all, anyone on this call right now and most anyone we know, we could sit across the table from any kind of person and have a civil conversation and disagree and argue and put our points out there.
And we wouldn't need to be violent at any point or to start shouting or shrieking or anything like that.
Yeah.
To the point of it being a gay op real quick, I think like cops have rough interactions with non-white customers in a sense all the time.
And sometimes they get caught on camera and sometimes it is particularly egregious.
I mean, in this case, you know, Georgie Porgy, Curious George, Boy George, Chicken George, whatever you want to call them.
I mean, you know, the footage did look bad.
Even our guys were like, ooh, man, yeah, that doesn't look too good.
I think the outrage or the anger is legitimate in the sense that people saw that and actually did get pissed.
So I don't think that it's a gay op to instigate people out into the streets.
Although, of course, whenever something happens like this, Antifa, mass media, et cetera, immediately try to spin it, spin it up.
Chaos sells, and they're in on, yeah, if it bleeds, it leads.
Yeah.
I don't know, you know, the idea that like cops are out there smashing windows or whatever, I think a lot of that stuff is hokey.
But well, did somebody put a pallet of bricks conveniently, you know, so that rioters could throw them or not?
You know, anyway, smasher.
Yeah, go ahead, Joe.
Yeah, they will, they plant weapons places.
I don't know if you guys, you know, have followed Antifa for a long time or whatever, but even when the cops did a sweep through of Lee Park before we went into Charlottesville, you know, they were finding a couple cardboard boxes worth of weapons every day.
They stash stuff around so that stuff with the bricks or whatever is that that's an actual tactic that they used.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The contrast with Charlottesville is particularly striking, right?
Like we went in for a permitted rally.
There was destruction of property.
There was us defending ourselves from antiquity.
We have friends in prison.
We have conspiracy to riot.
We have friends in prison for conspiracy to riot.
And do I think some people are going to get charged and prosecuted behind some of this stuff?
Yeah, but I'll bet you nobody gets it as bad as any of our guys did.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
You or somebody else said, I guarantee you that any of these protesters or antifos get locked up, that there's going to be thousands of Jewish lawyers offering to defend them pro bono.
Yep.
Absolutely.
Just the way it works.
Smasher has blood dripping from the corner of his mouth.
He's foaming a little bit.
This is like prime time high stress for him, anxiety.
How are you handling it, buddy?
Pretty good.
All right.
So having a cool one.
Yeah.
Cherlyn.
My, well, you know, I live in White Topia.
No, my initial response was not popular.
I was on the side of the cop tentatively, not as a police officer, but as a white guy.
Because every time this happens, it does not happen as like, oh, the police did this.
It happens as like, oh, this white guy did this, right?
So it's like, sure, I'm not going to defend cops, but I'll defend this dude as a white man.
And so I have learned in various classes that I took all through professional avenues that if you control the neck, you control the head.
I have knelt on people's necks before.
Uh, I also know that if somebody still owe me an apology, I, I was going to say, his wife is not a big fan of it, but you know.
That's a joke.
What was it?
I don't know.
But, you know, I think that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, so analyze that because it looked horrible.
It looked like he was just choking.
Yeah, yeah, it does.
It looks really bad.
But like, bro, if you're yelling, I can't breathe, you can breathe.
Yeah.
You know, I don't know if anybody here has ever actually legitimately choked, but I legitimately choked on a piece of food one time.
It was a steak.
I was alone in my apartment in Germany.
There's nobody around.
And I gave myself the Heimlich on the corner of the countertop.
But I legitimately couldn't breathe.
Did you eat it after you spewed it?
I did.
I did.
It's still good.
I definitely would, yeah.
Secondhand from someone else.
No, no, no.
Go ahead.
So the neighbors were having a party.
I was there.
They all had seafood.
And I was like, well, I don't like seafood, right?
So I was like, y'all, just do your thing.
I'm going to go have a steak.
I'll be right back.
And we'll be done eating at the same time because I'm only going to cook my steak for like 25, 30 seconds anyways.
Good man.
So I go back to my apartment.
I eat.
And I'm like, you know, three or four bites from being done and going back over.
And I start choking.
And I go to scream for help.
And I can't, nothing can come out.
And I was like, dude, you really can't make noises when you're choking like this.
Oh, my God.
And so, you know, I gave myself the Heimlich or whatever.
But then I've also, I've got a lot of experience choking people, not in the bedroom.
But I do have a lot of experience choking people.
So I know that like, if you're legitimately being choked, the best that you can hope for is like, like, that's it.
That's all you got.
So if somebody says, I can't breathe, it's like, dude, I just straight up don't believe you.
Right.
And the coroner's report said that the guy didn't die of asphyxiation, right?
He had multiple things going on, drugs, maybe heart attack.
Well, it's so blacks are like, I don't have the exact statistic, but they are like ridiculously more likely to have heart problems.
There are, and it's, it is largely genetic.
There are heart medications that are only available.
Six foot seven, which if you have any idea about height and coronary health, I'll be dead in 10 years, but you don't eat nearly as much Popeyes, JO, so you got a better fighting chance.
You don't know me, I do miss Popeyes.
Oh, Popeyes, man.
Yeah.
But yeah, so like blacks have a higher, a significantly higher rate of hypertension, hypertension, heart disease, etc.
Heart failure.
He's six foot seven.
He's probably 300 pounds, if I had to guess.
He's probably on drugs.
He's black after all.
But these aren't things that a cop, a regular, like normie cop a gook is going to think about.
And he knees on his neck.
He's not dead when they extract him from the scene on a gurney.
Like, we know that he's not dead at that point.
My assumption is that there is, well, we know that there's missing video.
The video of him willfully getting handcuffed ends with him standing at the driver's side door of his vehicle, kind of being agitative, but not resisting.
And then it cuts off.
And then the next video we have, he's on the ground with a cop kneeling on his neck.
And it's like, okay, so what happened between point A and point B?
I'm going to go ahead and say that this cop probably didn't decide, this cop that looks like he's probably 5'3, 5'4, probably didn't decide to ground this 6'7, 300-pound ape and just kneel on his neck for fun or publicity.
Something happened and he deserved it.
Yeah, he owed him money from the strip joint that they both worked together about.
You didn't pay my wife last time.
I don't know.
There's a lot of weird stuff going on.
But, you know, for cops in the modern year or the current year to be kneeling on a Negro's neck, like, you know, that Negro did something.
I don't care.
You know, he did something.
You know it just as well as I do.
It's all going to come out.
And yeah, it'll all come out in time.
It will all come out in time.
And so, like, I understand that the cops are not on our side.
I'm not, you know, I get that, but, you know, we all basically defended Darren Wilson with Mike Brown.
We all defend, you know, basically anytime this happens, pick a time.
We defend it.
What was it?
Was it New York City or Baltimore that that Groyd was Freddie Gray?
Yeah.
Was it?
Well, yeah, Freddie Gray, the rough ride, but then also the dude that was selling singles, cigarettes.
Mike Garner up in New York.
The first one that was like, I can't breathe.
And then the coroner report came out and the cops got off.
And it was like, we all defended that cop.
So it's like, I don't, just because the cops aren't necessarily on our side, I don't think that means that we can just not defend cops.
Like we can defend the truth, not cops.
Well, let me tell you something about the situation that cop was in, too.
Because I did think that this looked really egregious, and we can get a little bit later on into more of my overall feelings of this.
But there's something that I haven't heard anyone else talk about.
But I want everyone to go ask a cop what happens when there is a counterfeit money call.
Right behind, like maybe officer down, shots fired, someone murdered.
Counterfeit money is a huge deal.
And if counterfeit money gets called into your local police department, they have to instantly drop whatever they are doing and call the Secret Service.
90% of what the Secret Service does is about chasing down counterfeit money.
They have these contingents that do things like protect the president and former presidents, whatever.
But most of what the Secret Service does is about chasing down funny money.
That's a big deal.
It's just actually a branch of the Mint.
They belong to the United States Mint Treasury.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But if you, again, just talk to a cop about this and then ask them what happens.
Now, a lot of Secret Service field agents are not full-time Secret Service people.
They are sort of higher-ups, maybe a detective, maybe a lieutenant, et cetera, who will frequently be with the county sheriff's office or some metropolitan police department.
But they are sort of like cross-deputized with the Secret Service to then run in, make that arrest, pull that person in, and they come after this shit big time.
I worked with a guy who passed off a 20 at a gas station, and the guy marks it with the thing, and it comes back fake.
And the Pajit or whatever calls the cops, and dude, they were there in five minutes, had the dude on the ground, the whole nine.
That's considered a big deal.
So I will bet too.
I think there are a lot of things that can exonerate that cop, but I will bet that one of them is the pressure that is put upon cops to chase down funny money.
Yeah.
Now, what, all right, and real quick, I don't want to spend too much more time on like the arrest itself, but why I mean, they had him cuffed, right?
Are they did he nail in on him just because they thought he was going to run away cuffed?
Like, yeah, there's four of them.
They could have put him in the car.
They could have put him in the car.
10 minutes, they said that they tried or something on there.
Anyway, yeah, that contributed to it.
It looking bad, but it's just like with Rodney King when all you saw was the footage of them beating him before you realized that he was doing like 100 on PCP and resisting arrest right before it.
And on and on George Floyd here, it's interesting.
They all have these sort of like old-timey names: George Floyd, Freddie Gray, Trayvon being the exception, of course.
But this guy had a two-decade-old rap sheet at the time of his arrest.
And it's just hilarious the idea.
He tried to get his life back together, be a good boy by passing counterfeit bills at a grocery store or whatever.
He believes in peace by holding up old white ladies.
Yeah, they just can't find a good, sympathetic black guy to get police brutality these days.
He pled guilty to entering a woman's home, pointing a gun at her stomach, and searching the home for drugs and money, according to court records.
Sentenced to 10 months in jail for having cocaine on him in December 2005.
Previously sentenced to eight months for the same offense, October 22, arrested for criminal trespassing and had another stint for theft as far back as 1998.
So this is your poster boy for Nationwide Chaos, dear eternal damned Normie.
Real quick, real quick, I just want to say, parents block the kids' ears.
You got two seconds.
Uh-oh.
All right.
Bleep off, Mr. Producer.
Yeah, everybody will know what he said.
Anyway, Nikki, we haven't heard from you yet tonight, and you are awfully bereft of takes on this whole scenario.
So try to dig one up for us.
Honestly, I think that this whole thing is absolutely incredible.
This is a problem that has repeated itself for decades, and we've not solved it yet.
And it's because of like complete inaction.
The boomers were completely, there's no action.
They don't do anything.
They like to do their, like I said on the second hour that we lost last week.
They do their little stupid marches and they pick up their trash to own the left and then they go home and they get fucked for 50 years.
Yep.
Eternal recurrence, as Nietzsche called it.
Yeah, just rinse, wash, repeat, going all the way back to, I mean, God, you can go back to Nat Turner, I guess.
But yeah, I mean, this is now rivaling the nationwide chaos in the 60s, the race riots, the Capitol literally burning down forced integration.
And here we are.
It's happening again.
It's worse.
When has a police station ever fallen?
Right.
Well, they burned down a couple of government buildings in Nashville, you know, like historic courthouse and city hall.
So what is, so what are the, let's talk about the practical or the civilizational consequences of this?
Because I broached before we went to tape and Mr. Producer shot me down quickly.
Maybe, you know, this is maybe a cold, like coach jaded, I've seen everything, but like these things happen and then they burn out and then it's back to normal, right?
Like the LA riots did not continue forever.
There wasn't too much, you know, Baltimore burned for a couple of days and then it's back to normal, goes back to being a shithole, as the president himself called it.
What happens next with this?
I mean, I have to, it's exhilarating.
It's a BFD and we're going to have a lot more guys coming our way.
But this does break down some barriers in terms of like confidence in the state and what you can get away with.
Well, it's left me borderline despondent at how unserious the country is.
Right.
You know, we got to raise kids in this crap because I'll tell you what's going to happen.
I have never seen between Arbory and this the truth so twisted.
The, you know, because we've always had like the, oh, he's a good boy.
He's a gentle giant.
He didn't do nothing.
Blah, I have so you can argue that the cop was overboard with this guy individually, but like the excuses that I'm seeing for all of the rioting, and then, you know, for a day or two, they for a day or two, they tried to blame it on us.
Yeah.
And they saw that that just wasn't going to hold.
So now they actually have turned to Antifa.
Antifa will not pay the price for this that we paid for Charlottesville.
They will not, despite the fact that they're out there running four, six, eight-hour streams, you know, like from the police from inside the police station.
Yeah, unicorn right now.
Inside the police station, then appearing on camera, that guy's not going to suffer any consequences.
There's only none of that.
There's only two groups in the United States of America who bear no responsibility whatsoever for this chaos.
That's white nationalists and black Hebrew Israelites.
We are the good guys.
We didn't do nothing.
But yeah, like, and when they were talking about all of the, oh, it's white nationalist agitators, it's like, I know the CEO of Minnesota racism.
All right.
And I was talking to him and he was out fishing with his kids.
You know, he was called the fish, the N-word, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There was that.
Interacting with your children is an act of white supremacy, though.
That's right.
But the truth in all of this is just so twisted.
And you had a hot take from Mike, even.
And it's funny because I don't know if he's had a chance to go to air since he had this take.
But, you know, you've got all these businesses spray painting on the front, black-owned, queer-owned, Jewish-owned.
Well, what's the inference there?
That if it's white-owned, it's okay to loot it.
And so plugs are off with anyone white running around.
And then last night, There's chatter going on and there's video.
So you have like uh looting type blacks, but then you have like your political quote-unquote civil rights leader type blacks.
The civil rights leader type, the people who pronounce the word community, community, all of them were out in front of the White House and they started running Antifa off because Antifa were trying to start fires.
But yeah, I pressed Steve Blaine out on that one, but yeah, go ahead.
I got some evidence I could show you.
But the way that the truth is just twisted and twisted and twisted in this.
And like they keep.
So now Arbery is a closed case, right?
Now it's just a week or two weeks after a jogger was shot.
So now, now like the fact that this guy was just a peaceful, nice guy out for a jog who got essentially like gun lynched.
That's just a fact now.
It's just a sub fact of this story.
And that you had, you know, George Floyd robbing people.
And oh, he happened to get caught one time.
Well, how many other robberies were there?
Like this was a scumbag person who, under the color of law in any sane country, should have been executed forever ago.
And under the color of law in any sane country, I don't know that I could get away with the Fed post that I want to get away with, even with that preference.
Uh, preface under the color of law in a sane country, when you have a thousand people looting in the streets, do we all agree without saying it with the National Guard is supposed to do?
In the most fully automatic expression that they did nothing wrong at Kent State, you know, they should really take a page out of the playbook of history here.
So, is the government letting this go forward out of cowardice for their naked emperor being shown to be thus?
If they send the National Guard out, would they get routed?
Or are they just letting it happen?
Because, you know, do you think every one of them thinks that they can get the jump on with their agenda by doing nothing?
Like, oh, well, most of them are good people, and the rioting is limited to a couple of dirtbags, but we can't stop these just and righteous and moral protesters from doing what they need to do to express their outrage and their First Amendment rights.
We can't shut them down on account of these bad apples.
Space to destroy, as the Baltimore mayor called it when their riots happen.
Yeah.
Sam, I don't.
Go ahead, Smasher.
Yeah.
Oh, I was just going to say that I think the Jews are letting this happen because they know it really only affects white people.
Yeah.
At the end of the day, it's our time that's wasted.
We're the ones that are going to rebuild.
We're the ones that own businesses that get destroyed.
Okay, sure, maybe two or three black businesses get burned down.
A bunch of Jewish, Jewish stuff got tore up in Minneapolis.
Yeah, a Holocaust memorial got defaced with cops.
Or no, no, maybe it was Armenian Holocaust.
Sorry.
Well, they spray painted Free Palestine and F Israel on a synagogue in a Jewish neighborhood in Minneapolis where several businesses were burnt.
Vince McMahon, meme picture one.
Yeah, but Sam, I was just going to go ahead, Smasher.
Sorry, I didn't mean to stomp on you.
Oh, no, I just, I didn't, I didn't know that they were so anti-Semitic.
I can't believe these protests are still happening.
Oh, go on.
That's when it'll get totally shut down.
That's how you know that Antifa is involved because Tyrone doesn't have an opinion on Palestine.
And he thinks that is real is like a cool middle name for a Facebook profile.
Like Jamal is real as hell.
No, but yeah, Samuel.
There's an actual footage of the Antifa guy.
He's like this like 25-year-old normal commie punk rock looking guy giving black people on bicycles money.
And he's like, all right, now go snatch up those picnic tables and bring them over here.
Yeah.
Sam, I don't know how you, well, you have pulled all of your hair out mostly, but how you, I mean, staying in this thing, I'm just struck.
I remember, remember when all the Muslim attacks were happening, mostly 2015, 2016, Orlando, all those things.
Yeah.
And like, and like be like, oh, another one happened.
Time to like gin up the hot take machine, try to get a good propaganda point out there.
And I just got so tired of it.
And the same thing, like you could just close your eyes.
It's like hitting a barn with a with a baseball, right?
With the contradictions, the hypocrisy.
I was listening to the radio the other day, and it was like, it's so funny how they stress that they're all about identity politics and race and stressing that when it's a black guy, black man, Trump saying African-American owned businesses, right?
All this stuff is not just permitted.
It is celebrated.
And the one dirty word is white and you can't say it.
I mean, you've been through this so many times before.
Do you still get outraged at it or do you shrug your shoulders?
Yeah.
Well, like we were saying, I mean, you know, we have to be older and wiser about all these things.
And this is putting people in a very uncomfortable position, forcing them to admit how blacks really are.
Think of the the dichotomy going on in people's minds where they they they don't want to admit about blacks, but it's also what they really know about blacks.
So it puts them like that's what's so freaking frustrating.
Everybody knows, dude.
Everybody knows.
Like none of those people out there, none of those bikes.
I even believe that some of the white people and some of the Antifa and Jews and stuff that are out there running around, they legitimately give a crap about like police brutality.
And they think like Arbery was a jogger and a good kid and that Floyd didn't deserve this.
But like the average black that you see running into or out of Target or Foot Locker or hilariously in the Bay Area, they like looted these two stores, skipped over Barnes and Noble and looted more stores.
This isn't just lowbrow racism.
And I'm totally into lowbrow racism.
Like I think it's funny and it all is like reflective of reality.
But this isn't just like, darn it, these blacks steal.
Like that's the truth of it.
Like I saw the picture of one of them running out of Target or whatever with two boneless jungle hams, or as white people call them, watermelons.
Hat tip to Whitey McGee there.
One of them threw a frozen chicken through a cop car window.
Did you see the one say that they were looting like some parked cop cars and the one like snatches the cop hat out of the car and puts it on?
He's like, Officer Loody.
Speaking of them, just real quick to JO's point about everybody knowing the real deal here.
I'd just like to paraphrase Barry Goldwater's campaign slogan.
In your heart, you know they're not right.
And yet people will still bend over backwards to either excuse it or point it the other way in the direction of white people.
And I see so many, I'm not going to curse.
I'll just call them scumbags.
Scott Adams redirected it toward white people for Antifa.
Basically, you have like these street Cretan mystery meet antifas with a lot of Jewish funding and system backing, instigating in some cases or facilitating black violence.
And then they suddenly tarnish because the blacks totally wouldn't have been doing this without them there, right?
Because like the white savior is down there on the ground.
And so, what, Scott Adams, are you telling me?
Are you telling me that black people have no agency and a white guy goes down there and says loot stuff and burn things?
Did they just do it?
Is that what you're saying, Scott Adams?
He's very smart.
I think he's putting himself into that corner, I'm sure.
Yeah, that's that's the that's the kosher sandwich for this whole thing: is you know, one side's saying that it's it's white supremacist, the other side's saying that it's oh no, it's white antifa.
Both sides are saying it's white people.
When we look at the videos, it's it's Tyrone tearing apart the self-checkout, trying to get into the cash at Target.
Yep, and I wonder if he ever did get in there because I watched him whack at that thing for three minutes, dude.
And speaking of Target, there's a way go ahead, maybe speaking of Target.
Uh, one of the things I saw some videos where people were going up and down the aisle showing everything looted and like everything in the floor.
There was one aisle where nothing was touched, and I actually did see this video, it was the Hallmark aisle because I guess none of them wanted Father's Day cards.
Yeah, and I'm literally Johnny Monoxide Beam.
You guys are not everybody's like that's okay.
No, I actually did see a video where like the card section was not touched.
Yeah, I think they'd at least use that as an accelerant to burn the store down after they looted it.
Did you get Spugman running out of there with the Star Wars Lego sets?
Yeah, yeah.
What a and to the to the Johnny and the conspiracy stuff.
What a time to riot when everybody's supposed to be wearing masks, right?
Like you see that bastard, yeah, come to the White House, remember to wear your mask, wink, wink.
Like these people are just openly conspiring to riot, loot, and challenge the seat of power.
I mean, going up against secret service agents.
A lot of people were saying this, and we'll, and we'll give them credit.
Like, these guys got balls, like they're not afraid to go up against cops and the seat of power.
But, real quick, on the kosher sandwich, I was pulling my hair out.
The Jewish mayor of Minneapolis, what was his name?
Fry, he's half Jewish, and then the president were on the same damn message.
Oh, don't look here.
This is not like native blacks in Minnesota, which we can talk about the absolute atrocity that once almost entirely Scandinavian, white upper Midwest, Great Lakes has descended into madness where like you would maybe root for some rooftop Hmong against the imported Somalian bulbheads.
But yeah, the Jewish mayor is trying to like panicked point to outside groups and agitators and white supremacists.
And then you see the president do the same thing.
And you like, well, yeah, 80%, most of them are from outside of state.
And then to its credit, the media in its ultimate desire to just, you know, screw Trump however they can, they're like, no, actually, sir.
We looked at the arrest records and the vast majority are local Sindhus.
And who are they arresting, right?
Like, I guarantee you that if you were on the ground and/or a month out, you had time to study a bunch of this, they're going to be arresting the white people who are the be they Antifa or quote-unquote allies, whatever, because they'll go more easily.
And if they have to split that person's wig open, they're not going to lose their job and go to prison for it.
If you're out there rioting and you're one white guy, let's say there's three white people in a pack of 20 people.
If the cops are going to snatch and arrest someone, it's going to be the white guy because they're not going to get killed for it.
Yeah, or at least he'll get prosecuted and the other ones will get out absolved.
Well, I'll tell you one thing that they are keeping true to their word.
They are going to the nice areas.
They are not just riding in the ghetto and things like that.
They have Beverly Hills, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In this area as well, they have, I live in an urban area.
My neighborhood is extremely quiet, but I know of, because I know somebody over there, a very nice area where there's buildings on fire.
So they are keeping true to that.
Yeah, this is real stuff.
We know guys who, for one reason or another, still live in urban areas.
And just like coronavirus was a little bit of a prepping dry run or a warning shot across all of our bowels.
If you're listening to this, absolutely, I think you should be making plans to depart areas of urban diversity.
I think it's incumbent upon you.
As I told one guy, I said, you really shouldn't have to count on us evacing you in the case that things go pear-shaped.
You got to help yourself.
And I know it's easier said than done.
Not everybody can just pack up.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Seriously, you really want to gamble your kids' lives on the cops being able to maintain order and or you being able to get out, even if you're confident in your toys and your abilities.
I don't know, man.
Look at the football.
Especially if they're in a nice area.
You'll be prosecuted if you defend yourself in these situations.
Sure.
That truck driver, I mean, we're going to tape here on Sunday, May 31st.
We tried to go when things were just heating up and my internet crapped out.
But, you know, truck driver got Reginald Denny.
I don't know if he got a brick to the head, right?
You saw that one in Minneapolis, big tankers coming through.
He even slowed down.
He was trying to get out of the way and just make it through.
And they swarmed on him like World War Z.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Well, what would happen if he didn't?
He'd get 419 years plus life in prison.
You know, I'd take it over getting hit in the head with a brick.
And then I'd go to prison and I'd brag about every single one that I took down.
And I'd get in cool with the Aryan Brotherhood.
I don't give a shit, dude.
That's my old gem.
Yeah.
In the olden days when I would go, if I got arrested and had to go to prison, I don't know who I'd side with.
And now it's like, oh, yep, just put the tattoo right here.
Let's go, guys.
What kind of sick society is it that like you put yourself in a situation where you're driving your truck to deliver fuel and you're like, well, do I want to get curb stomped by this rabbit mob or do I want to possibly run over one of them to save my skin?
By the racially charged rabbit mob.
That's the other thing that we need to re-impress upon people too, is that they are just randomly attacking white people in the streets and no one's allowed to talk about it, just like they do all the time.
You know, you've got people like with the Arbory thing.
You've got LeBron James talking about, oh, we're hunted every time we leave the house.
And then you have every narrative on this Floyd thing.
Find me one, find me one black neighborhood in the United States of America where it's safe for a white person to walk around by themselves, particularly after dark.
Find me one.
Yep.
CNN reporter on the side, CNN reporter on the side of the road watching what he called a merry caravan of cars going by with people chipping out.
And they're like, hey, I haven't seen any violence.
And then one of them throws a water bottle right at his face and he goes, well, he didn't throw it in a mean way.
They will torture the truth to any degree they have to.
I'm not going to throw you in a mean way, but I am going to throw you very nicely off the cliff of the Grand Canyon.
Into this oven.
Did y'all see the clip of the couple trying to defend their business and the wife gets separated from the husband?
And they're like beating them both with two by fours.
And the worst part about it is the husband is yelling, get away from my wife, but there's like three black guys between them.
You know, he can't do anything.
They're beating them both with two by fours.
And I'm just like, why aren't you armed?
Why are those blacks still standing?
Why did they bring the two by four to a fistfight?
Do you know why they are attacking you and why they would continue to attack you all the time?
Do you know that, like, so you probably have some like black people that you hang out with sometimes, and if they were there, they would not have stepped in to help you?
Do you know that?
Because that is true.
You're close to the front of the front.
Because they were black friends that you are so anti-racist about.
Those people came after you because you're white.
That's a white-owned business.
Everyone else can put up a sign on their building that says what race they are to protect their business, except for you.
It is open season on you.
This is racially motivated.
And I bet even now you will not take your own side.
Or if you do happen to hear this and you're ready to take your own side, hit us up.
But I assure you, if you're some small business owner like on an urban street in Minneapolis as a young white couple, I mean, what are the chances that these aren't like anti-racist, shit-lib, fucking bernie kids?
Yeah.
Somebody said, transport somebody who grew up in Minnesota in the 50s to today, and they'd probably just die of a heart attack right away.
They'd think that everything had got absolutely insane.
And the craziest part of it has Minneapolis isn't even that black.
It's only like I live in the South.
Like 50% is nothing, you know.
Like, if you find a community with less than 30% blacks, you're doing good.
They're only 18% black.
I mean, I hear that as a Southerner, and I'm like, wow, that's you got it good up there.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
18% Black.
Is that the Edna State?
Right.
18% Irish is going to be our capital.
No, we weren't going to make that choice.
I would.
Well, I will tell you one effect of these types of incidents that I could compare.
You asked earlier about for someone who's older, you're looking back over the course of your life.
And I'm not so old that I can remember a time like, you know, I don't know, where the Klan was strong or something like that.
You know, I mean, I'm not that much older than you guys, but I can tell you that there is a difference in the general sentiment, let's say comparing 80s to 90s to the aughts to this decade here.
And these incidents have made it to remove any goodwill that white people had towards blacks.
I can remember, like, you know, maybe in high school or in college, people, white people making arguments on the other side.
I know we got the shitlib type people out there, and there are died-in-the-world liberals who would always take the position.
But I'm talking about the sentiment just amongst the average person as you deal with them in your daily life, in the workplace, and any sympathy for blacks has really evaporated.
And you will not, when I go into the plant tomorrow, I'm not going to hear anybody make any kind of sympathetic statement about Floyd George, you know, or anything like that.
So that is something there.
And I, you know, it is frustrating because, in a way, you, you say, well, when are people going to do something or when is enough going to be enough?
And I don't know when or if that time ever will come.
You would think it would.
But when it does, because These events do push things towards that way.
But maybe here's a little warning for our guys, people that are already aware of things.
You know, don't ever let yourself be goaded into getting involved in these types of things, going to one of these protests or, you know, don't act out.
Don't think that this is time to fight or anything like that, you know, because this, this, it's got to come to this, basically.
Very, very little to be gained.
You could lose your life or get locked up, or they could, it's, yeah, almost like trying to walk among zombies or vampires.
They're going to, they're going to sniff you out and jump on you.
And no matter how big of a badass you are, you're going to be in trouble.
Real quick.
One more thing I want to say.
The warning I would say is like, and we might think of in some time of our life when we were each of us becoming more aware of things, you know, that there is that few months maybe or a year or something where you're mad as hell.
And you, and, you know, maybe it does go through your mind, like, oh, I'm going to do something.
You know, that is a dangerous moment there when young, our young guys, if you're talking to somebody and that person's waking up, I would say you got to go out of your way to caution them a little bit.
Like, listen, this is your, you're going to see, you're seeing things that are outraging to you, but you cannot let that make you do something stupid.
And the Glowboys will try and antagonize you too.
Sure.
You got to know that.
Like, some of the screen caps off of 4chan are hilarious.
These feds are trying so hard to get a white person to do something stupid.
Oh, the media.
And he's so obviously.
I'm going to do something.
I'm going to say 10 words.
Braver than the U.S. Marines.
Go ahead.
let it rip smasher uh the thing i wanted to say real quick was in the uh the olden days of vetting you know maybe five years ago uh i remember being surprised by how many guys said that uh george zimmerman and trayvon or ferguson were formative in their red pilling and And I was shocked.
I was like, really?
Like, you didn't know the deal by then?
But, and just like a lot of guys came our way after Charlottesville by seeing what happened there, there is absolutely a white pill there that people are going to come out of the world work and just be like, you know, this one is a smack across the face for sure.
And when we really hit some kind of critical mass, see, that's where it can really turn ugly, I suppose.
If there's some person you're talking to and you're red pilling them and you could kind of guide their development in a way where it's to make it positive and things like that.
But let's say because of the critical mass of an incident like this, where you have large swaths of the population waking up, now there's nobody to guide them or to, you know what I'm saying?
It's like our influence is to like try to keep our guys out of trouble by, you know, but all of a sudden there's, you know, when people are waking up to the realities of this, that's when some black person may just be walking down the street.
Somebody's going to just shoot them, you know, out of a misinterpreting some way he's looking at them or the way he stopped in front of their house or something.
You know, that's where things can really spiral out of control with something like this.
Well, it's a snowball effect.
You've got blacks starting to go into white neighborhoods and attacking white people.
And so what happens is, if a black's, even if even if he's literally a black that didn't do nothing, they're going to, you know, say, hey, this is a black trying to attack me.
I'm going to defend myself.
Dude, I witness, I live out in a non-urban area.
Saw a black girl get off the bus yesterday, obviously coming back from the local major city with a baseball bat over her shoulder at 10.30 p.m.
It's like Sean of the Dead.
Yeah, they're getting out there.
That, I mean, there is going to be more white flight after this for sure.
I predict that rural red state property values will increase, probably not a lot because it's not, you know, they're so low to begin with.
So that is a trend to look out for.
I guarantee you that gun sales are going to be through the roof again after this.
So I would suggest looking into Ruger is the biggest publicly traded gun stock.
Smith and Wesson used to be, and they got folded up into something else.
But, you know, short-term profiting off of chaos.
And yeah, I think the rubber is going to hit the road or the shit's going to hit the fan when everybody has sort of emptied out of these vulnerable areas and sort of ensconced themselves in what they imagine are safe places.
But we all know in our hearts that you can't run forever.
And here's going to be hilarious is all the white people are going to leave Minneapolis or at least the like third precinct area or whatever.
They're all going to move out of there and they're going to be condemned for it.
They're going to need to make it an empowerment zone, right?
This used to be a nice neighborhood, but then all the white people left because when George Floyd got killed and there was a riot, blah, White people will be blamed for the black people who replace them in their neighborhood who then commit crimes.
Yep.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
If you run, it's white flight.
If you stay or if you move back in, what do they call it?
Not enrichment, but gentrification.
Yep.
Yeah.
Well, or that in a few years from now or some short period of time, you will read the article written somewhere how it's a there's a food desert in some kind of black area because nobody wants to have a supermarket there or a department store.
Well, who would?
So you could burn it.
Why is it a food desert?
Yeah.
Target's going to have to go into all these underserved neighborhoods and put up that red sign.
Do you understand?
Like, again, this is one of those things where, like, I'm not just doing vulgar racism because I think it's like funny or edgy.
Do you understand how much black people steal?
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
I used to work retail.
It is bad.
It is very bad.
What we're doing as a country is not working, is the main point here.
And hopefully, everybody gets that.
In spades, yeah.
The epitome of capitalism is black-owned businesses going out of business because they can't pay to keep the lights on because black people are stealing from them.
I will put it in the show notes, but somebody I didn't recognize the account.
It was probably an autiste had a pretty brilliant three or four tweet thread where it was just like, you guys don't realize that this is sort of opening the floodgates for a whole new lot of this.
Like once they realize that they can get away with this and the cops will stand down, you are really breaking a civilizational safeguard that is not going to be like easily.
When the police abandon the police station so that like negresses can steal their possessions and twerk on the flaming ruins, yo, I just got this pair of J's from the evidence locker that I stole six months ago.
I said it earlier, but it's accelerating.
It used to happen, what, every like 20 years or so?
But when was the last rise?
It was like five years or less.
I mean, yeah, Baltimore was a couple of years ago.
I think was it 2014?
2014 would have been Trayvon.
Or no, that would have been Ferguson, I think.
Yeah.
2015 was Baltimore.
Trayvon was 2012 or 2013.
Yep.
Because Obama was still, well, yeah, still weighing in on that.
All right.
We are running up on an hour.
Maybe.
Did we already blow through that hour?
God, it flew.
I'm crying.
I'm laughing and crying here at just the insanity, the anarcho-tyranny.
If you're not familiar with that term yet, people look it up.
It's the epitome.
55.
Thank you, Mr. Producer.
Real quick, what does this mean?
Even though we're six months out from the election or five months out, and the whole lot of us are just, you know, what?
What election?
Like, who am I going to write in?
What's my troll book going to be?
What does this mean for November?
I could see it going both ways.
Trump could have his Nixon hard on crime, you know, beating Hubert Humphrey amid the cities burning.
Or you could see Biden just being the beneficiary of all this pent-up mass unrest.
And people hate Trump already, so it gives another reason to.
I see it benefiting Trump if I had to predict it.
And more so, even because right now, Biden could be making hay out of this in some way, but the guy's like such a retard and just so weak and stupid and all that.
No, I don't think anybody.
This goes to help Trump, I think, especially as they get control of it.
Some of the statements, some of the things you read out there just sound strong with these sending out the National Guard and we're going to shoot looters and all that stuff.
Yeah, if Minnesota goes red, then you will know that that is a little bit of white lash, even if it's misdirected to the guy that's still trying to talk about black unemployment.
And how many of these rioters are out on parole or out free thanks to his total out left field second chance bill for basically letting felons out on the streets?
I'm sure.
I'd love to know that.
Right?
Not only that, but how many are out because of coronavirus too?
Like, we've got this weird situation where so many Grimmos were let out of jail because of coronavirus.
People have been kooked up because of coronavirus.
And now they're just going hog wild.
Yep.
I know.
Yeah.
Shout out to Hux Deluxe for his take.
Oh, you know, he's been trolling Normie stuff.
Where's your concern for mass gatherings and social distancing, right?
The idea that how many parents wouldn't let their kids come visit to see them or go visit grandma and grandpa, but are probably like real far lefties or really approving of all the street action.
Boom.
Right out the window, all that stuff about Corona.
Actually, that would be a really hot take if all these writers got coronavirus to each other.
I hope they do.
Well, I'll tell you what.
You want a political prediction?
And I'll bet anybody listening or any of you $1,000 come November.
Guaranteed.
Record this, cut it out, do what you want.
You know who's going to win?
The Jews.
I should have seen that one coming.
All right, yeah.
I was just going to say: the only person that wins the election is Ligma.
What's that discount German grocery store?
Aldi.
It's Aldi, Jay.
Aldi's nuts.
Yeah, but Jayo, do you remember the what?
What was the Greek god of hell?
Or, you know, Hades?
Hades nuts.
I was really proud of that one.
The Hades one was an original.
I stole the Aldi's one.
Free meme theft on Full House to Mr. Producers.
What's the acronym for Bank of America?
You guys know that one?
Oh, is that Bofa?
Bofa, these nuts.
Or our buddy got somebody so bad with what he's like, you know why?
It's called DRIMA, right?
Because there's Threma nuts on your chin.
All of us fathers.
Yeah, we can still get down in the dirt and make nut jokes, Which reminds me, real quick, we got a game called Kids Against Maturity recently, which I was very leery of.
I thought it was going to be just cards against humanity, which is basically urban bugman shit with like fake, edgy cards.
And we played it the other night, and it's a lot of like poop and fart jokes and like gross stuff.
And the kids giggled their hearts off or their butts off, and it was worth it.
So check it out.
Do your homework.
We haven't made it through the whole deck yet.
So I don't know if there's any degeneracy, but like Bangkok was one of the answers.
I was like, all right.
Good coach, what's the capital of Thailand?
Bangkok, Smash.
Yeah, I used to know every single world capital.
I've lapsed a little bit on my Lesotho's and my.
It was like, it was an interview tactic I would put at the very bottom of my resume.
It has extensive geographic knowledge, including the knowledge of all world capitals.
So inevitably, some people would test me and be like, oh, yeah, you're a tough guy.
What's a capital Mauritania?
I'd be like, no opshot.
All right.
All right.
Real quick around.
I'm going to put both of those words up.
Yeah.
Mauritania is like the last, it's that Northwest desert wasteland.
And I think it was like the last country to still have like legalized slavery, more or less.
Yeah.
Based.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
All right.
So around the horn, real quick, Trump or Biden.
Obviously, we're all writing in a historical personage of great significance, but Trump Biden, who's going to win?
Sam, go.
I say Trump for the reasons I gave this is if he can come off strong on this, especially he'll it'll help him.
Smasher.
I do not recognize your political question.
I reject its legitimacy.
Yes, that is it.
All right, but gun to my head who wins.
I do think Trump wins because Biden is like literally a babbling retard, more so than Trump is.
And it's like the jignats are in control.
Why would they want somebody other than Trump?
Right.
It doesn't make any sense.
Okay.
Joe.
Trump's going to win because he's based and he's going to build a wall.
And he's secretly woke on the JQ.
He had a Hitler book of speeches.
It's very good.
No, I do think Trump's going to win, though.
All right.
Niggy?
Biden can only win if he picks Stacey Abrams as his VP.
I think if he picks her, he's going to win in a landslide.
Man, that's like the lowest IQ presidential combo since I don't know, Tip of Canoe and Tyler II.
No, I'm sure those guys are.
Well, he will die of old age after two years, and she will be president for 10 years.
I don't think we could possibly have twerking Shaniqua.
All right.
I don't think he's going to pick Abrams.
I think she's too inexperienced and he's going to go with Kamala as a less black but more known quantity.
Who won a Senate seat in California?
That's nothing to sneeze at.
I still think Biden's going to win.
I think the combination of Trump's base.
The silent majority is now like the silent minority.
Unlike with Nixon, and he knew that there was this mass quantity of white people across America seething with anger and resentment at what's going on.
I don't think the numbers are there anymore.
I think too many white people have died.
I think the legal immigration has continued, naturalizations.
And I think people hate Trump with a passion.
And he's lost his small, but formerly, you know, rabid meme warriors.
And that is that can make the difference in some stuff.
The thing is, if there was only 100,000 of us four years ago, each of us whipped 20 people into shape.
Yep.
And I think the big factor that you had said is that, you know, four years of boomer death.
You know, and young white death, too.
How many?
Well, his margins were so narrow in some of these states that more boomers have died than he won by.
Yep.
Arizona's in play.
Georgia's in play.
Like, he's got a lot of defense to play.
And he maybe, maybe he will flip Minnesota, but is he going to keep Pennsylvania?
And we're going to have mail-in ballots, so it doesn't matter.
They're just going to throw them all away and make it up.
Yeah.
And the Chinese are going to, yeah, God, the endless Chinese and the Chinese.
People are talking about polling data.
I can't understand you.
Go back to your own country.
God power.
But people are talking about polling data.
Like, come on, guys.
If there's one thing we know from four years ago, maybe Trump's a big liar and he ho-winked all of us, but are we really trusting polling data again?
Is that really what we're doing?
Are they even doing polling data?
Yeah, Biden's up.
Biden's up like 10, but Hillary probably was at this time.
I grant that it's entirely possible that Trump eks this out again, both for his service to the Israeli state as well as the general state of retardation of everybody.
But we'll see.
I mean, it was like three days before the election, and they're like, Trump has a 1% chance of winning.
And now we've had big orange retard for four years.
All right, guys, great job.
What was that fast food chain that got burned down in Minneapolis first after AutoZone?
Was it Mickey D's?
Wendy's.
Wendy's nuts.
Wendy's nuts.
Wendy's nuts in your mouth.
You could have used Mickey D's nuts in your mouth, too.
All right, enough of that.
Hardy's nuts in your mouth.
Harby's nuts in your mouth.
Hardy's.
Taco.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
You killed it, Coach.
Way to go.
Good.
I meant to kill it.
Anyway, great job, guys.
Man, this hour flew by.
Plus, thank you, Mr. Producer, for doing it.
We got double recording on tonight.
So, just in case you know who interferes with our program, we got it covered.
This week, we're taking it back to 1992 and a little classic I'm sure Sam was jamming to at the time.
And it is Dirty Black Summer by Dan Zig.
This is the original.
Check out Sven's remake of it, which is amazing.
But I had never heard the original when I think my first TRS episode was when Ferguson was burning and they had that Dirty Black Summer remake.
So enjoy the original film, and we will be right back.
We'll be right back.
Richard, you love me.
I got a dirty black summer.
Yeah, my dirty black summer.
Yeah, give it black summer.
Yeah, my dirty black summer.
And nothing in the food sky.
Can't stop for walking out across the line.
No holding back the summer night.
I got a feeling.
Death is dirt and lax Yeah, my dirty black summer.
Hey, give me black summer.
Yeah, my dirty black summer.
Hey, come on, father.
Yeah, my dirty black summer.
Come on, give me black summer time.
Yeah, my dirty black summer.
Your summer in winter time.
We'll keep you warm like your funeral flies.
Don't stop the no get time.
I got a feeling I'm over the black summer.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my summer time.
Oh, my God.
Help my summertown.
Oh, dirty, black summer.
Yeah, my dirty black summer.
Yeah, give me my summer.
Yeah, my dirty black summer.
Yeah, give me my summertime.
Yeah, my dirty, black summer.
Yeah, give me my summer.
And welcome back to Full House, episode 50, Nationwide Riots, special edition.
Also, thanks to our new podcast service host.
We appreciate you taking us on for as long as you do.
We really do.
This is a fun and interesting second half that we have lined up for you for all of our hearty souls who carry on through the second half.
I had two cans of ham beer in the first half.
I'll let you know I was having such a good time.
So real hazard of the wheel.
It is forgotten.
Hey, I find it delicious.
It's cheap.
It's like $13 or $14.
It's $14 for a 30-pack.
14 gives you 30.
Anyway, it's made in Milwaukee.
I don't know if Milwaukee's lit up yet, but we had Niggy on last week, second half.
He did a great job talking about something that's consistent with conservative failures and addressing the woes of the city or keeping order in the country.
But we're going to get to that in a second.
We got them all teed up.
Before we get to that, though, we of course have our congratulations to new fathers or fathers and wives welcoming more life.
And first up goes to our pal Malcolm, who welcomed his third recently.
And yeah, and sometimes I swear these baby boys are coming out looking like little generals or little pugilists.
They look very masculine.
Sometimes they come out a little bit androgynous.
Sometimes they come out a little deformed, like my first did, you know, just from the stress of delivery.
But seriously, Malcolm's son, Radcap's son, they all look like they're ready to raise hell from day one.
And damn it, that's what we're going to need going forward.
So bless you and your family, Malcolm.
Maybe yesterday, I think we got the news that Full House veteran Alex McDadd had posted on Instagram.
So this is totally public, that his wife is expecting their second kid.
We're claiming that one.
I don't know if she was pregnant when he came on Full House, but congratulations, Alex.
Way to go.
She looked beautiful, and we're over the moon for you.
Even as you're cycling around all those streets collapsing, he's big on the infrastructure collapse stuff.
He's like a neo-borzoi.
And also, we received news that J.O., you take this one.
My good friends, Just War and Helen, after they are relatively recently married and they got the show on the road in a hurry.
And I just couldn't be happier for them.
They're both great people.
Love them both.
And it's really exciting news.
Wonderful.
Congratulations, guys.
And also to our pal Emil.
You might recognize that name from such places as Twitter or other social network programs.
He welcomed New Life.
I don't know if it was his first or another one of many, but congratulations, buddy, to you and your wife.
Well done, guys.
Good crop this week.
Let's see.
Let's go right to Niggy with his narrative or his reproach of conservatism on abortion.
Well, the reason I chose abortion is because they've literally failed on this issue for 50 years, and it's the most egregious issue you can think of.
I mean, boomers get really excited at the thought of, you know, doing Red Dawn.
You know what I mean?
Like the Russians come over and they want to slaughter Russians and stuff, you know, a gun behind every blade of grass, you know, America and Liverpool.
They get really off on that, you know.
But we have an enemy within our country that's killed 60 million babies over the past 47 years.
And they've done nothing.
They've held a march every year in D.C. since 1974 where they go there, they wave some signs, they clean up their trash to own the left, and they go home and they do nothing.
They've done it so much that it's no longer a protest.
It is literally the 47th annual Strawberry Festival.
Yeah, I mean, that's honestly what it is.
And if you show up as a high school kid and some Hayahoya wants to beat a drum in your face, all of those people are going to be real quick to call you a Nazi and disavow you.
Yep.
They always look like really, really nice people, well-dressed, well-mannered, kind, middle-American, even.
And just, you know, for those keeping notes at home, 60 million abortions of kids of all races is 10 real holocausts.
And it's happened under your noses.
And the real pisser is that roughly that same number of people have been imported into this country since the 1965 Immigration Act.
The synchronicity or whatever, it's just the symbolism of us importing as many people as babies we have allowed to be slaughtered in utero or even on the way out is something that if you think too hard about it, it makes you feel sick to your stomach.
Definitely.
The people need a champion, somebody that's fighting for issues they care about.
I think a big failure on our part as a movement is we've been trying to tell normies, look at our issues, look at our issues.
But they have issues that they care about too, and that and that we honestly agree with them about a lot of times.
I know there's people that go, you know, Herbert Durt, what's the race when it comes to abortion?
But honestly, I think that if it wasn't for that, we probably could have solved the race problem two decades ago, you know, possibly if it wasn't for, you know, a few million of them being aborted.
Yeah.
Is your racism so strong?
Is your racism so strong that you're willing to see white babies go out in a dumpster out behind Kermit Gosnell's slaughter factory just to make your demographic points?
But the average Normie conservative has been asking for things for decades that they've not gotten.
And this issue is glaring.
50 years of failure is unacceptable in any context.
But when you're talking about like the most innocent life there is being systematically slaughtered the way it is.
By their own mothers.
By their own mothers, exactly.
There is no way around that.
We need to do what we do best and mock these people relentlessly.
Mock these, you know, these country club conservatives is what I call them.
They're not real conservatives.
And I know that people are like, I'm a nationalist, not a conservative.
But when it comes to it, we're all social conservatives when it gets right down to it.
We don't want the gay stuff.
We don't want all this immigration.
We don't, you know, degeneracy.
Yeah, degeneracy.
And social conservatives never, ever get what they want in this country, ever.
You know?
Yep.
Always a lot of people.
There's no better example of the what the hell have you conserved argument than with abortion.
With the number, yeah, with the numbers, with them lining up at the polling station.
And, you know, say what you will about the race of the babies, et cetera.
But even when it comes to black babies, when they're in the womb and haven't done anything yet, that's the first time you can really say he didn't do nothing.
I mean, that's really innocent life.
They even haven't had a chance to instigate nationwide riots.
Well, and the way the enemy looks at it is if they got to kill 10 black babies to get rid of a white baby, then that's just the price of getting rid of a white baby.
God.
Well, not only that, who knows?
Maybe a new black Malcolm X could have been born that would have got them all to move back to Africa or something.
I mean, who knows?
Marcus Garvey, or for the white back to Europe movement, I call it Mark Garvey is what we need.
Just go back to mama.
No, it's disgusting.
For me, it was immigration when I saw the Republicans talk tough on DACA and then do nothing.
And that was my number one issue back even as sort of a normie, just the guy who was anti-amnesty and making arguments against it based on black unemployment and the impact on black wages.
Like when you realize that these people just harvest you for votes while they allow babies to be harvested for parts.
What they do is they'll make these big grandstand statements about things that don't matter.
And I'm going to use, because I live in Tennessee, I'm going to use Senator Marcia Blackburn as an example.
She runs as the pro-life candidate.
She's been in Congress since 2003.
She's been running as a pro-life candidate every two years when she was in Congress, you know, going around telling everybody how much she's doing to end abortion.
She's not done anything.
When Barack Obama was in office, she helped pass, I think it was nine repeals of Obamacare, knowing that they were dead on arrival when they got to the president's desk.
So they completely wasted their time knowing that it was going to fail to signal, you know?
But there's two ways to end abortion in this country.
You know, there's the Supreme Court, which isn't going to happen, or a constitutional amendment.
A constitutional amendment is how you override the Supreme Court.
And how many times did they introduce legislation, introduce an amendment to end abortion in this country?
How many times did Marsha Blackburn support an amendment to end abortion in America?
None.
And that completely bypasses the president.
They could have done this while Obama was in office.
They could have bypassed him completely and passed a pro-life amendment.
And people are like, oh, well, you need 38 states to ratify it.
That's not going to happen.
Well, after 2010, especially, we had more than enough state legislatures to ratify it.
We could have ratified literally anything we wanted.
Yeah.
I absolutely agree with using this A because it's virtuous, it's true, it's noble.
It is a ploy, but it's an honest one that we agree with.
I think, you know, we all agree that the Supreme Court has proven time and again to disappoint on the really critical decisions.
And Roberts just recently sided with the liberals on some important thing.
I can't remember exactly what it was.
I think you're probably pissing up a rope with the whole Constitutional Convention thing.
I remember that being pushed back in the Tea Party days.
Assembly of the States and stuff like that.
Yeah.
You know, God bless them for trying or whatever.
It's a 5-4 court right now.
Yeah.
Conservative to liberal.
If RBG died tomorrow and you had another ultra pro-life Catholic conservative appointed to the court and you had a 6-3 by the end of the week, you would not overturn abortion.
Enough.
Just enough of them.
RBG's already dead.
Yeah.
But just enough of them would find some reason, even if it's just starry decisis, the fact that, hey, something that's been on the books this long, you can't fuck with that anymore.
Like it's just sort of decided.
They would find a reason to cuck because then they get to look like the big intellectual and they're still not going to get the credit for it from any given side.
But you also got to remember these people aren't accountable to anything.
There's nobody who's going to like, you can't vote out a Supreme Court justice, but conservatives love to screw themselves on some kind of intellectual basis.
And there's maybe no better example than with abortion.
Beautiful losers, I think Sam Francis called them, something like that.
Well, even if we don't succeed, we should be out there mocking the right for their failures on it.
Yeah.
24-7.
And we should be like, what are you doing for us?
What are you doing for social conservatives, for nationalists, for whatever?
Because have you done anything?
Get nasty to tell them, like, okay, so Trump kind of won because he got aggressive and got nasty and went hard on people.
And all of your like respectable conservatives wanted to say that that was so awful.
Well, what if getting nasty to get in office, stay in office, take legislatures, stop being respectable?
What if that could overturn Roe v. Wade?
Well, but you have to maintain the respectability.
This isn't really important to you.
You're lying.
You're just lying.
This is not important to you.
What's important to you is your own sense of like this code of honor of like how the other evangelicals look at you or whatever.
Like, oh, I didn't say I didn't swear on stage 60 million babies died, but at least I didn't tell someone to eat shit.
Well, imagine at least I wasn't racist during the great baby holocaust of the last half century.
Well, imagine if these riots weren't, you know, blacks looting Target, but instead was white people saying, you know what, we're not going to allow abortion anymore in this country.
And they were literally march on the White House every year and they get nothing.
Yeah.
A few hundred blacks.
City, yep.
A few hundred blacks and the president is in a bunker.
Can you imagine that Trump was the first president to speak to the March of Life?
What a slap in the face.
How did that fly?
How did EW not talk to them in eight years?
Yeah.
Reagan.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Remember how, well, yeah, well, Reagan was, I think he loosened abortion restrictions when he was governor of California.
And, oh, God, you remember how excited they, this is really dating myself, but I remember conservatives getting so proud of George W. Bush restricting funding for abortion in Africa, third world countries.
Right.
We weren't going to keep funding like, you know, Board of Fashion.
Believe me if you have to, but it's just another example of the priority is infinity.
That's always the priority.
Yeah.
The prime directive.
Yep.
And even if you think that politics is fake and gay, which it is, and even if you think this is a dead country walking, let me tell you, it is still really satisfying, far more satisfying to righteously shiv a supposed right-wing conservative Christian,
fuddy-duddy-do-gooder, either on Twitter or in person to really drive it home and stick that home to what a failed ideology they still claim to subscribe to as they slowly shuffle to the left with the times because you know you got them by the balls.
You know you can strip them bare and just be like, no, you are a fraud.
You're a failure.
You're a coward.
And you're still lining up every November to vote for these people that will do jack shit for you.
And probably, you know, they have dirt on them and that's why they never go far enough.
And if you know, we all know Normie conservatives, we should be harping at them.
You know, and repeat the line, 50 years of failure in any context is unacceptable.
Sure.
It is unacceptable.
And we should be harping on them and we should be pointing out that these people are losers.
They're not willing to fight.
They're not willing to.
They've had the numbers.
That's the excuse they make.
You have to use the word loser.
No, you're just a loser.
Well, the courts did this.
The liberals did that.
No, you're just a loser.
Yeah.
You fight and you lose.
You're a loser.
The alt-right is always like, we've got to reach more people.
We've got to get the numbers.
The numbers don't matter if people don't do anything.
And these people haven't done anything.
You could have every white person in the country, but if they're just going to stand around and watch, nothing's going to change.
And that's the problem with boomers is they stood around and watched and did nothing their entire lives.
And you know that Trump was lying and just banging the drums when he was campaigning as a pro-life conservative during the campaign, like so many other things.
He tried to make hay out of that.
And you know, he doesn't really give a damn and probably supports abortion rights in case he, well, yeah, in case one of his mistresses needs one one day.
My God.
All right.
Well, thank you.
Thank you, Nikki.
Yep.
You are, you are right.
As always, Mr. Producer says that you're always right.
I don't know about that.
I'm always right.
It's true.
It's very true.
All right.
And now we're on to the Pitbull segment of the show.
No, we're literally jumping real quick.
Yeah, go for it, Jeff.
I have been totally wrapped up over the past couple of days with space travel.
SpaceX, for the first time in 10 years, has launched an American rocket from American soil and put two American men back onto the ISS.
You know, I I don't want to have a conversation about Elon Musk or whatever, but his rocket is truly amazing.
Uh, the reusability of it like getting to see it land, uh yeah, is absolutely incredible.
And uh, they're, they're saying the moon by 2024 and uh, they actually.
So the thing was supposed to launch I think it was thursday.
Uh, it was scratched due to weather and they went saturday, today's sunday uh they, they went up there yesterday.
Uh friday, they did a test launch on the one that they're trying to set up to go to the moon and it blew up.
Uh, and these things happen.
But uh, the idea being for for moon landing skeptics uh hey, why did we go up there before?
And we haven't been up since.
Well, the idea from NASA was that when they put up the first one, when you know, when Armstrong went, the whole world stopped and was amazed.
And uh, by the time the last one went up, nobody cared anymore.
Uh, so they scratched that program and then they decided, we're not going back until we can go to stay.
Uh, so they want uh, Space has a, has a base design that's about 80 the size of the issue, and the whole thing is supposed to launch as one piece and just land and be the moon base.
That thing blew up, but they did get their reusable rocket to go up there and you know, you're watching um their, their command center uh, the astronauts.
It's all these white people and some Asians doing all of this incredible stuff and uh, it just it gives you that whole Whitey on the moon vibe, like.
That's part of why I was so despondent.
This, this brilliant, amazing thing that should knock everyone's socks off, dude.
A rocket went into space and delivered guys to a space station and then the rocket lands standing up.
It's not even like that yeah, but yeah, you know what's cooler than that flat earth theory?
Bottle rockets flying into the third precinct in Minneapolis when there's a gas leak?
Well, that's exactly it.
Right.
Like I'm watching this amazing stuff because SpaceX has been, you know, testing and using that rocket over and over to deliver just goods to the ISS.
Right.
The rocket goes up and then there's a second stage and then there's the pod and the pod autopilots to the ISS.
And but this time it delivered two brilliant white men to a space station that already had three brilliant white men of.
uh, American and Russian ethnicity on it um, incredible.
I mean, they're just going up.
Instead, this tiny rocket gets up there and docks with the, with a space station.
It's traveling 17 000 miles per hour.
It's, it's absolutely incredible.
And then down here, it's just, we would already be on the moon, we would already be on Mars, but instead infinity urban riots and the Vietnam War.
Yep, 60 000 guys.
This is what's important right, like we could be on mars.
Planetary Species.
But what's really important is infinity.
Like, we got to make sure, you know, we got to make sure that they get all their medical care despite the fact that they don't take care of themselves.
We have to deploy every cop in the country to stand there and watch them burn our shit to the ground and kill our people.
That's what's really important.
So let's not pay any attention to, let's not fund the most important endeavor maybe that humanity is ever going to undertake.
And I know that some people have this interesting take of like, we need to stop fetishizing space travel because the idea is that once we get off the planet, we can make life great.
Whereas we should be, well, no, just if we got rid of all the people we get rid of, life would be great here, and we should still be colonizing everything.
We should be living in a national socialist paradise while still colonizing the solar system.
And you have these guys that can do the work, and it goes through, you know, national socialist blood like Von Braun, who was enabled by our uncle.
And then it goes through the blood of an Afrikaner born in the late 70s who ends up being the visionary.
You know, it's only a matter of time until Elon is written off as like an apartheid devil or whatever, because his dad.
Yo.
Sure.
Woo!
Like, that's my boy right there.
J.O., did the fact that it was Musk and a private company tickle your libertarian priors?
I think it was Darma Keatri who said he was actually saddened by it because it's also a reflection of a failed government that NASA didn't do it itself, but essentially did the outsourcing thing.
I think the outsourcing thing is almost always going to work better.
Yeah, like you can call it libertarian priors if you want, but like, especially with something like rockets, because this was opened up to a bunch of people, and you have to have a visionary.
You have to have a visionary.
And that's why Boeing, who has the other contract to attempt to do this, hasn't been able to do it because all they do is get infinity dollars to make weapons that they have a monopoly contract on.
And then they make airplanes that most countries won't even let fly because they're just going to get paid whether or not their products are any good.
And that same disease is so much worse with a government bureaucracy, right?
Like because you end up with bureaucrats running things instead of visionaries.
Yeah, it's like that movie Ford versus Ferrari.
I hope you guys have seen that movie and I recommend it to everybody.
I've not seen that yet.
Is it good?
It's making our point perfectly and it's making the exact point JO was just saying because Henry Ford II, he was frustrated that every year Ferrari would win the Le Man race.
So you're saying that the white man beats the Negro in the end.
Right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Italians.
You're white to me.
Yeah.
Well, and so that's where they brought in Carol Shelby and Carol Shelby explained.
He said, Ferrari wins every year because Ferrari is run by a man with a vision.
Ford is a gigantic company that is run by committees and you will never have the vision or the innovation that you need to win that race.
Right.
And then that's entirely.
And that's and yeah, and that's that's the whole idea behind national socialism is allowing the best to rise to the top.
Yep.
It's especially impressive considering that Elon Musk smokes weed and has what appears to be a satanic, devilish new side piece.
Man, yeah, he's got good time at it.
Well, you end up with weirdos a lot of the time who are these visionaries.
Look at a guy like Howard Hughes.
Yeah.
You know, sometimes, like, I think a lot of people like the meme of mental illness comes with genius because they're just mentally ill and they want to fancy themselves geniuses.
But you do end up with that stuff a lot of the time.
But if you go back and look at the heroes of the Gilded Age, et cetera, and I know I'm going to piss a lot of people off at this stuff, but you had a lot of really great people who really helped build the civilization that propelled the white man forward.
And in order for us to keep that spot, you have to let your best innovators do the bit.
And I can even understand if you like had faith in state power being upset that a private organization did this, but at least things aren't so far gone that we at least let a private organization do this.
Under Obama, and like I'm not some boomer con who like blames Obama for everything, but like a lot of the people in aerospace are liberals, especially in SpaceX.
Maybe not so much like NASA or Boeing.
You're probably into more Republicans there.
Mark Kelly is an astronaut who's likely going to be a far-left Democrat senator from Arizona this fall.
Yeah.
And he's spent more time in space than anybody.
That's Gabby Gifford's husband.
He's one of a pair of twins, Scott and Mark Kelly, who were astronauts and they're legitimate badasses.
And they were able to do all these twin studies.
You know, who else did twin studies?
But they were able to put his master in space for a year and then run him up against his brother to run all these tests when he came back down.
But a lot of these people are liberals.
Like Elon Musk is obviously, at least socially, a liberal.
You know, like he's got a new baby whose name is Gobbity Gook.
So much so that California wouldn't even let him give him that name.
It was just like a series of characters.
And the mom, who is this musician Grimes, who is garbage, is like, she's like meme goth GF, and she's talking about raising the baby gender free or something.
She's so gross, dude.
Imagine being a girl.
Elon's not going to let that happen.
Like, if you know what he's saying about Elon and the way the rest of his kids are raised, I don't think he's going to let any of that happen.
And then that girl takes all this beating because, oh, her husband's a capitalist and blah, blah, blah.
But I'm going to let you finish, but Verizon just cut service in DC.
It is getting like big time serious.
Oh, man.
I'm not predicting anything.
Oh, that's what I was saying.
That Elon Musk is a liberal.
He smoked weed on Joe Rogan's show.
He's done plenty of liberalisms to not get tagged as like Normie Khan Republican, but he's still the visionary who can get the job done.
We salute him.
I'm just wary of prospective heroes out there who end up disappointing us.
True.
He made some Jew-wise comments, I believe, too.
Yeah, he's been a wild man on Twitter for a long time.
Like he can tweet, tank his stock market value or make it rise.
You hear this a lot, and I'm going to tie this in to what we were talking about earlier, but like Elon Musk is someone that acts.
And we hear a lot, especially people in my generation, that they think that they, you know, are above average, but lazy.
You know, they'll say that, you know, they're like in school, they didn't do good in school because it was too easy and so they didn't do anything.
And, you know, that's this is lazy people.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've got it.
We've got a whole generation like that, you know, people that don't act.
They don't do anything.
They're not willing to take risk or innovate, you know, and it's created a country that is unwilling to even stop what's happening now in this country.
And it's, it's absolutely insane.
You know, people that won't even act to better themselves, let alone the world around them.
If you stop and think about it for too long, for too hard, it's very easy to get despondent.
And I've had this happen to me so much over the past, I don't know, six months, maybe a year, where even in wonderful, beautiful, bucolic settings where everybody's smiling and healthy, I still have this sort of nagging, dark shadow in my psyche where I know that even if everything is perfect in that moment, that there is still like a very dark and downward trend going on that portends very bad futures for my children.
I'm not trying to be melodramatic or whatever here, but it really sucks.
Let me just like, it really sucks to have that, like the trend line be down instead of up for our people, for our kids.
And I try to, you know, keep that dark shadow back where it belongs and both appreciate the little moments and try to remain optimistic because there is plenty of cause for optimism.
But let's not listen.
That's where it's important to realize where we've had wins.
Maybe it feels like we don't have any wins or when you're stuck in that moment where you're thinking that way, it's hard to see the positive.
But I've been around long enough where I've seen the ups and the downs.
I've been in the in the times where I was surrounded by friends and you felt affirmed in these types of beliefs and knowledge.
And I've also been in the down times, a lot more of that, where there seemed like there was nobody around.
And what we have in these last few years has really got some legs to it.
And we have each other.
Once upon a time, guys like us, we were very isolated.
You could barely even put the thoughts together in your mind, let alone express them.
So what we have here is a victory already.
We have our Telegram chat.
We have the show.
We have our IRL meetups.
And that is something that I think a lot of people have not had for a very long time.
Amen, Sam.
Yep.
And we've had guys come through the vetting pipeline.
We know that that's ramping up.
I've had a guy say, I've had these views my whole life, but I had no idea and no way to connect with other people.
That's right.
And now it absolutely exists.
And they are driving us closer together.
Whatever they do, even if they lock you up, even if they try to take your house, even if they take your job, even if they come and physically threaten you, which they do increasingly, leaving notes on your house, naming you, we will still smile in the face of adversity.
I mean, maybe a few people will cuck it.
I don't even have anybody in mind.
Not everybody is made of stern stuff when the cards are down.
But the vast majority of normies, when presented with hardship, will stick their head in the sand.
And the vast majority of our people will smile.
Now, I'm not going to say I'm going to take a punch and turn the other cheek, right?
But we're just going to be like, oh, okay.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Thanks for censoring our show.
We will continue doing it somewhere else.
Thank you for caring enough to feel like you need to shut us down.
That is affirming that we're a threat to you in some way.
Yeah.
Well, sometimes turning the other cheek is all you can do.
Sure.
And, you know, if that's what we have to do sometimes, so be it.
But, you know, let's all remember that we do have a victory that we are celebrating by being here and having our laughs together and putting out good information that so many kind people appreciate and let us know all the time.
It's quite humbling.
Yeah.
And on that, go ahead, Smash.
Well, I was just going to say, here's my big thing with turning the other cheek: is that so, like, as National Socialists, we heavily believe in my honor's loyalty, right?
Like, it's not a meme.
It is a way of life.
If you betray me, you're dead to me.
But I, from my time, all of my time spent in the normie world, I would say that a lot of people kind of have that feeling as well.
They just don't quite understand it, but they all feel betrayed or whatever.
It could be something kind of meaningless in the grand scheme of things, right?
But you see, normies that just are extremely buttered with each other.
And it all comes down to like somebody betrayed them or was disloyal to them in some way.
And like I said, it may be a very small way, but they're not happy about it.
And so, you know, I don't have a lot of room for normies that are disloyal.
You know, I don't have room for anybody that's disloyal, to be honest.
I don't have much room for any normies at this point.
I put on television.
How can you see what's going on for so long and still either be siding with the enemy or making excuses for them or just oblivious, stupid boomer, Q-tard stuff?
Oh, God.
Yeah, sometimes it's too much to take.
On that note, real quick housekeeping item.
You know, I was thinking I was going to revert or refer the audience to our abortion episode, which we did early on in the show, but that is not currently available online.
Fortunately, we do have, of course, the entire full house library, double, triple secret probation saved and backed up and stuff like that.
And we are going to slowly be getting it back online.
There's issues with bandwidth and like storage and stuff like that, but we're going to get it up there.
So it'll all be up there because somebody reached out the other day.
He was like, hey, man, I was listening to your homeschool or I was going to your homeschool episode and it just disappeared or it wouldn't work for me.
And that it came out of nowhere.
I forget.
I don't think that I knew the guy or I didn't know him personally.
I was like, wow, that's awesome that people are actually going back into the library.
So we are going to get that all up.
We've got it all saved.
This is not going to get rabbit holed like some shows have.
But we did an abortion episode where we went through all this stuff in one condensed hour.
So I would refer you back to that.
So that I do not bang my head on the table and despair.
I have two really quick Coach's Comfy Corners.
One from last week that we missed, and I'll make that a condensed one.
But that's got a good lesson.
And in the second one, I had a little moment of almost a religious gratitude.
But anyway, without further ado, the other week I was out mowing the lawn.
And when I mow the lawn, our little Hellraiser potato loves it's like when dogs hear other dogs barking.
He goes to grab his little Fisher Price lawnmower.
It's the cutest damn thing.
And, you know, I keep social distancing just so he doesn't get whacked with any grass or rocks that kick up.
So he's following me around.
But before that, oh, yeah, before that, the kids said, we're going to go to our hangout or our clubhouse in the woods.
I said, yeah, that's totally fine.
You know, you're old enough, uh, junior's got it all under control.
So I'm mowing the lawn with potato following behind, and uh, we take a break.
I look around, no kids, it's quiet.
I yell for them, no response.
So I figure they must have gone back to the house to play video games or watch TV or just hang out, cool off.
It was a hot day.
Go up to the house, no kids.
And that, as soon as I saw that, I thought, oh man, quiet outside.
You know, wherever they go, they should be within shouting distance.
They're not in the house.
And I, of course, start going through.
I didn't panic, but I started having those scared parent thoughts.
So I was like, all right, throw potato on my shoulders and we go looking for him, hollering for him, kids, kids, where are you?
No response.
Go to the most likely place where they would be.
And finally, I get within earshot.
It was, I guess, a little bit farther than I expected.
And they are there hanging out in the woods, playing as peacefully and as positively as you could possibly ask.
Dear daughter was made a little workbench where she was like carving little letters because she's learning to read.
I think she was trying to carve her name and maybe her brother's.
And then Junior had gone around the woods to document all of the trees that were sort of had little caverns, little holes in them where animals could have lived.
And he was analyzing them.
He mentioned My Side of the Mountain, one of JO's favorite books for a little place that he could hide in.
I just thought, oh, thank you.
Yeah, like my worst fears immediately did a 180 to what a bunch of great kids there in the woods.
So let your kids explore in the woods a little bit within reason.
And I was also glad that my parent sense kicked up there.
But so that's one.
Just take that for what it's worth.
Do they wear whistles?
We have whistles in the house, but very good point, Jay.
We've got the orange day glow whistles.
And next time when they ask to go to their clubhouse, I'm going to send them with whistles.
And you have to take yours because if they can't hear you shout, Junior, daughter, it should be, you know, it should be gotten through their heads.
The gravity of if I blow my whistle, you must blow your whistle.
Yeah.
When you go on hikes with kids, yep, if they stumble off a hill or whatever, absolutely good reminder because you do get a little bit lackadaisical.
I'm always, my first safety priority, of course, is potato.
It's a little bit of a knucklehead, and you got to keep an eye on him.
But the other two, you know, they're still young kids.
They can fall and get stuck in a hairy situation.
But the one that happened just hours ago, we did two four by eight garden plots in one section.
And that's a long story, but basically, there's a tree growing over the garden plot.
And I was able to get one of those pruners out to cut the branches down so that it would have more sunlight.
And I knew the potato was nearby, but he wasn't that nearby.
So I'm up there pruning this thing with the saw because it was too big to use the little clamping thing that cuts off the small branches.
I cut it down, it hits the ground, and it's inches from he had snuck up behind me.
I had no idea he was behind me when I was trimming the tree.
And in that moment, it wasn't that close, but it was close enough that I looked up, I did look up to the sky and say, Thank you.
Now, take you know, momentary gratitude to a force that I don't always adhere to or pay homage to, maybe.
But in that moment, I was like, Man, that was close enough that I am grateful for possible intervention that he didn't get.
Why fight it?
That's a question I asked myself for a long time of militant atheism.
Like, do I have to try and rationalize it away?
Maybe that was the moment he was letting you know that he was looking out for you.
Maybe.
And that's also my big thing recently in the last six months or so or whatever.
I'm allowed to believe something sometimes, and I don't have to feel bad about that.
Sure.
You know, sometimes I am 100% sure that, like, you know, God is with me or something.
And then later on that same day, I'm 100% sure God doesn't exist.
And that's okay.
Yep.
Yeah.
And I do believe that religion is an evolutionary, yeah, we developed it.
It's in our blood, right?
It's natural to us for one reason or another, whether he put it there or whether we developed it as a civilizing mechanism, as a lot of evolutionary biologists think.
That was what helped us.
There's such a thing as hunger and there's such a thing as food, right?
Or there's such a thing as color and there's such a thing as eyes.
I mean, if nobody had eyes, then the concept of color would have no meaning.
So there's a mankind yearns for God and therefore there is a God.
Yep.
In that moment, I was grateful and I did it without thinking.
I was not, oh, is this cooking coach?
I don't think anyone would think that.
Yeah.
So just wanted to share that with the audience.
You know, little developments along the way.
We have a bunch of audience questions in the hopper, but we are running a little bit short on time and we wanted to talk about single moms and wives is a huge issue.
Guys with wives who are either on our side, halfway there, apolitical, or in many cases, lefty.
But I do fear that that is a can of worms too far.
And instead of that, I did remember that what I mentioned briefly at the break was that this case of the riots and the chaos is different in that they are now similar to what Smasher was saying about Verizon cutting off internet in Washington, D.C.
It seems that they are following through, at least in some part, to their threats to go into suburbs, wealthy areas, white areas, and actually, you know, make a little bit of a ruckus.
Sam was saying that he knows somebody who faced something similar where the wife was like, you need to come home right now because I see a building burning or I see people on the streets looking angry with clubs.
So yeah.
And I know Niggy has a take on this, which he's like, yeah, he puts up the come and take it flag over his house.
But yeah, I mean, if they if they start going into suburbs and start causing chaos there, I'm smiling a little bit, not at the death or destruction that might occur, but the radicalizing nature of that coming down the pike.
Yeah, we'll have a lot more full house fans after this.
And that's what it's all about, really.
Yeah.
Subscribe to our RSS feed.
And yeah, we haven't gotten too many donations over the past week or two.
And part of that, I think, is the show being showed and everybody being preoccupied with everything going on in their lives.
But I am not too proud to plug for donations.
Drop us a line, fullhouse show at protonmail.com.
We'll work it out, whatever your preference is.
And the other thing I wanted to mention was we got, in response to our solicitation for white pilling stories from fatherhood or prepping, we got a total stem winder, absolutely beautiful story of overcoming adversity.
But I let the submitter know that he had won, but he didn't respond yet whether I could share the details or his sock name even.
I can say V. I think a letter of the alphabet is strong enough.
But V, you got it, buddy.
And let us know, and we will send you out Kevin McDonald's culture of critique.
And Mr. Producer reminds me to plug the YouTube channel as well.
We are up on YouTube, and we have like more episodes there than on our new provider.
So go and subscribe also so that we can live stream because that is absolutely on our list of things to do.
Go to the website full-house.com for Sam's autobiography and more.
I have a couple articles in the hopper either in draft or in my mind that I will be writing for sure and get that up on the blog.
And Mr. Producer himself has a real stem winder that he needs to.
I feel bad giving him a science.
He does so much for the show.
He's typing there.
And I also wanted to go to our wonderful bit submitter, Navigating the Collapse, because he's been doing great work and it's especially timely given the chaos that's occurring in America right now for you to arm yourself with all these little bits and pieces of knowledge.
That sometimes when I'm doing something, I'll remember, oh, yeah, my dad mentioned that offhand in passing at some point in my life hanging out with him, and it stuck with me.
So whatever you do, say something.
When you see something, say something, because it just might make a difference in somebody's life.
So MP, if you would pull up part three of Navigating the Collapse.
Welcome to Navigating the Collapse.
Quarantine has been hard on all of us.
Gyms closed, having to wear a mask.
The gyms are closed.
Lots of people out at work.
And the gyms are closed.
Some people have used this as an excuse to gain the quarantine 15.
To those people, I have a very important message.
Everyone notices.
They know you've had all the time the world left to your own devices, and you choose to use that time to stuff your face with comfort food.
You can take this message as a black pill, or you can use it to spur you on to correct your mistakes just in time for beach season.
Of course, you can work out without the equipment in a gym.
Some people might recommend quote-unquote jogging, but I'd hold off on that for now.
You'll still lose weight, but a lot of that would be blood loss.
Regardless, you can still get a full workout using just your body weight, as shown in Charles Bronson's book, Solitary Fitness.
He used his method to become strong and maintain fitness in his 28 years in prison.
Maybe it can also help you become fit in this prison we call a society.
One of the best methods I've found is the deck of cards workout.
Take a standard deck, shuffle it thoroughly, and assign a different exercise to each suit.
Go through the entire deck, performing the exercise assigned to the suit with as many reps as the number on the card.
For example, eight of diamonds equals eight push-ups.
This method helped me because it has a definitive beginning and end to the workout, so I'm more likely to see it through all the way.
Use whatever four exercises you want and mix it up a bit.
I like push-ups, squats, burpees, and sit-ups.
You can find everything you need to know on this subject online.
So have some agency, white man.
And now, select quotes from Elias Semuyoki, Finnish nationalist and priest who served in the Finnish Civil War fighting for the whites against the communist Reds.
He died in 1940 while serving in the Winter War.
A great deal of loyalty is needed, a kind of loyalty that only finished loyalty can be, so that everyone stands and falls at the post that he has in the service of the fatherland, however modest it may be, for all have the same goal.
For this work, we need our entire people.
Therefore, we must wash from our eyes the nightmare of reds and whites.
There can be no masters nor laborers in this country, no freemen nor slaves.
There can only be those who have a fatherland and those who don't.
Today, you will take to bear a heavy sacrifice, a duty which lasts for your life.
You will swear that you will sacrifice your labor and your life for your fatherland, for its national awakening, and for Greater Finland.
After this moment, you will no longer belong to yourself, but to the fatherland.
You are standing before an open door.
On this side is everything which the feeble human mind values and desires.
On the other side is denial of self, fatherland.
You can still step back.
You can still take time for consideration and self-reflection.
But after your oath, no longer.
He who is not yet ready, step back and prepare yourself.
I now ask you: do you want to give up your self-interest and give up yourself to the fatherland and affirm this with a forever-binding oath to our flag?
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
Yep, absolutely.
I love the format.
We're going to have to keep going back to that.
Well, a little tips in the first half and then select readings from whatever the hell our fan happens to be reading at the time.
But that was great.
He's not off the hook.
He's got to get one of these done every week.
All right.
We already have number four in the hopper, too, because we missed a week last week with losing the second half.
But we are coming up at the end of Full House episode 50.
We didn't make too much of a celebration of 50 episodes, but it's funny.
Somebody in another chat said it's easy to start a podcast.
It's hard to do 50 episodes of it.
And he wasn't that familiar with us or know that.
I was like, oh, well, we just happen to be coming up on 50.
And I know I've said it before, but it is a labor of love.
And I'm happy to be the helmsman here in a certain sense.
But the heart and soul and all the stories and stuff is a testament to the entire birth panel and all of our special guests that we've had over the past year.
You can be brilliant, funny, insightful, high IQ, whatever the hell.
You might be smarter, funnier, more charismatic, better looking than the guy next to you.
But if he's not willing to actually do the work week in and week out, what the hell are his takes worth?
What the hell is he worth?
Like, what success is he going to have?
The proof is in the pudding because I'm none of those, but here I am.
Yeah, and I have no qualms about saying this.
You know, some people might do the math or whatever, but the last shot in our now gone account still showed our total number of downloads for the duration of the show.
And it was almost six digits.
It was like 95 or 96,000 total downloads.
And that was not me.
That wasn't me downloading the show on multiple devices.
Maybe like the first or second show.
I was like, I'll download that on my computer.
No, but that's well over 2,000 or close to 2,000 downloads per show.
And we had very few downloads in those early ones.
So it really ramped up.
And now we have to essentially start from scratch with a new RSS feed.
So, if you're listening to this, you are the resistance.
And we also need you to share this show with your friends and remind you.
Yeah, seriously, because we are in a certain sense starting from scratch.
Now is a great time to share something like this with somebody.
This episode, in the midst of these riots, if you think you know someone who was kind of on the fence or you were waiting for the right moment, now is the time.
Yeah, potato smasher is really the guy to get your on-the-fence friends to drop their liberal hang-ups and just join the right-wing death squad, gas the bikes, but don't know Trump 30% of the black vote.
I mean, 30 to 40%, man.
It's really happening.
Listen, if you're not black and you're or if you're black and you're considering voting for Donald Trump, well, you just ain't really black corn pop.
It's gonna vote for corn pop is a Trump voter.
Is he still alive?
Did they ever dig up corn pop?
No, I saw Corn Pop's obituary in his obituary.
That's what's so funny about it.
That's how you know that one of the pieces of it.
Everything Joe Biden said about that corn pop story was true and real.
And then, like, in Corn Pop's obituary, it's like, yeah, he was something of a gangbanger, you know, old corn pop, like whatever his real name is.
And yeah, it might have actually been Corn Pop.
That was the Shaniqua of its day.
So many, so many blacks have jobs now that they all ran out with their checks and completely emptied a target.
And so, yeah.
Black unemployment was so close.
They got their stimulus checks.
They just went on.
Lowest black unemployment ever.
And look at how they repay you.
Yeah.
We're at two hours, gentlemen.
And tomorrow's Monday or today is Monday.
It is now officially June.
So let's go around the horn real quick.
First up, Mr. Producer, thank you so much.
Type something witty in the chat box if you want.
Really putting you on the spot.
No, we're not going to wait for it.
There you go.
Oh, here it goes.
All right.
Fast.
You are mom.
Your mom.
Okay.
Thanks.
Let me go next.
No, I know it's your mom.
Okay, James.
It's the last time.
I don't have to give Mr. Producer any kudos for the rest of the lifetime of this show.
Go ahead, Jim.
If anyone else can step on me in honor of Tyrone and his activities all over the country, and given what Coach just reminded us of with our position on the calendar, I would like to close the show out with my favorite welfare carol, Bone Dugs in Harmony, the first of the month.
Wow.
Wait, Did you just declare a coup on my DJ rights to close this one out?
I asked.
I'm asking.
But it's the first of the month, Coach.
And Tyrone.
All right.
Let's go to the war room the other day.
I'm sorry.
Let me think about it while we go and thank Sam very much from the bottom of our hearts.
Thank you.
It's great to hang out with you guys again.
God bless.
Our pleasure.
Thank you, sir.
Potato Smasher.
Hey, I would just like to say, you know, this show I'd like to dedicate to boy George or whatever his name was.
Without you.
Curious, George.
Just do curious.
What will happen when I pass this fake bill?
You found out, buddy.
Without you, Jesse, the last 36 hours would have been very boring.
Oh, man.
Thank you, Curious, George, for your selfless sacrifice to this great economic zone that we all know and love as death to America.
We're all going to hell.
And by hell, I mean heaven.
And it's going to be great.
Nikki, thanks so much for coming on, especially on late notice.
He missed the Sunday call to arms.
I was wanting to tell people I have a Telegram channel if they want to follow.
It's Ril Sven Laden.
That's not Jesse.
So if they want to follow it, it's bad content.
So it's nowhere near as good as everybody else.
But I like posting on there.
I'll come up with something on occasion.
It's halfway decent if you wanted to share it.
It is good.
Full house endorsed.
I did have a bunch of people actually message me and go, is this actually Jesse?
Oh, God.
I still don't.
It's Nikki.
And then they were like, there's somebody named Nikki.
And I was like, where have you been?
Get with the times.
All right, guys.
Thanks so much.
This was awesome.
And Full House episode 50 was taped on actually a chili.
I had to update my notes.
It was hot and humid when we recorded the second half the first time.
It is chilly right now.
May 31st, now, June 1st, 2020.
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And finally, do drop us a line or some shekel requests to send at fullhouse show at protonmail.com.
And to all white families legitimately and deservedly stressing out over urban or even suburban instability, just get the hell out of there.
Mr. Producer, this week, I did have a beautiful little song teed up, but since this is my opportunity to pass the buck and play hip-hop, and it's not my choice, it's on JO.
Parents, you're not going to want to let Junior or dear daughter listen to this.
My kids have become the cultural inquisitors of the house.
When they hear profanity or urban oogabooga, they say, Dad, they wait for me to change it.
So I hope your kids are like that too.
Anyway, this one, we're bending the rules a little bit.