We've got Mr. Johnny Monoxide in the white room with us tonight, and we are ready to run.
Mr. Producer, drop the hammer.
Everyone, the episode 48 of Full House, the world's most father and son pickup truck patrol and show for white fathers, aspiring ones and the whole bio fam.
I am, as always, your fiercely protective host, Coach Finstock, back with another two hours of deadly serious entertainment with you in mind.
Before we meet the birth panel this week, special thanks to John, who sent us a few shekels to cover a month's hosting and website dues.
John told us that he likes long walks on the beach, anime, and beautiful women.
So if you fit the bill, dear listeners, dear female listeners, drop us a line at fullhouse show at protonmail.com and we will make the love connection.
Special note, John did not actually say that.
I just wanted to roast him a little bit like they did in Wayne's World, how they would do that to their sponsors.
Thank you, JO, for reminding me of Wayne's World this week.
Yeah.
And also, special thanks to the couple listeners who caught our little audio glitch at the end of last week's show.
They caught a little glimpse behind the curtain of us chatting on a hot mic.
I was concerned at first, wondering what the hell made it through.
And then I learned that, of course, it was just us being charming and normal and healthy as usual.
But we fixed it up.
We fixed it up anyway.
So that original file will be like a rare B-side in the full house anthology.
Anyway, let's get on to the birth panel.
First up, like a lump of coal subjected to extreme pressures over a significant period of time, he has been transformed into a diamond and not one of those African ones, I might add.
Not to be all melodramatic about it, but Sam, welcome back, sir.
Oh, thanks, Coach.
And I'm very excited for our guest tonight, Johnny Monoxide.
Me too.
It's been a couple weeks in the waiting.
Johnny is on real Appalachian internet like myself.
So Mr. Producer is biting his fingernails at the control panel tonight, hoping that this goes well.
But yeah, with that in mind, let's move on here and get to the good stuff.
Next up, like a caterpillar eating his way through everything, gaining strength, only to later emerge from his anti-coon cocoon as an iron butterfly.
It is Potato Smasher.
Welcome back, buddy.
Large and in charge.
You are a midnight snacker.
You work hard and you eat hard.
I am.
Well, so I can go hours and hours and hours without eating if I'm working.
But if as soon as I stop, like it takes, you know, four or five hours and then I get super, super hungry.
So if I, if I worked like 18 hours, I'll go all 18 hours and not eat anything.
I'll just drink bang.
But then, you know, six hours later at the 24-hour mark, you know, I'm consuming 3,000 calories in a sitting.
Oh, yeah.
Intermittent gorging is what they call it, actually.
That's the thing about fasting.
You're so proud of yourself after 12 or 24 hours or whatever.
You sit down to a buffet and just fill your face.
All right.
Next up, if you thought his power levels were great in the good old days, behold what has been forged in the great fires of fatherhood.
The great J. Jolyo is back.
There's a picture opposite me of my primitive ancestry, which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck-free.
Though I respect that a lot, I'd be fired if that were my job after killing Jason off.
And countless screaming argonauts.
If anybody gets that reference, they're going to love it.
Oh, I was scratching my head, J.O.
Yeah, I don't want to be the one guy who didn't, but Johnny, did you pick that one up?
I'm not a nerd.
All right.
You stumped us all, Jay.
You want to just leave it at that or you want to add some context?
I'm going to leave it.
Little nugget for the audience.
All right.
Drop us an email.
You can be the first.
You'll win the first full house t-shirt that goes to press on whatever printing press we decide to use.
All right.
Enough waiting.
Finally, what's happening, everybody?
It's the pit bull of the URLs, but the nice guy of IRL, our very own encyclopedia of esoterica, and of course, a proud dad of a relatively new, beautiful baby girl.
Johnny Monoxide, welcome back.
Thank you.
Thank you for having me back, man.
Good to talk to all you guys again.
Our pleasure.
How is it with two kids now?
Were you rusty or did it all come back to you?
A little bit.
I have been critiqued on my diaper changing skills, but they're back.
They're back.
Just took one or two.
Well, actually, you got to fake, you know, like you don't know what you're doing with the blowout.
You're like, ah, just, and then they go, I got it.
Just move.
And you get out of it.
And it works.
Yeah.
Everything's great.
No, she's, she's, I saw Joe talking about his little chonker today about how amazing it is that they just, you know, just keep developing every day.
And she does the same thing.
It's amazing.
Today she started doing the hands up, like pick me up.
I don't know.
Okay.
So now we know this now.
All right.
So the manipulation of dad has begun.
Nice.
I don't believe she's real.
You already saw her.
What are you talking about?
A hologram.
That's how skeptical he is.
She's only real.
She's only real for those who have eyes to see.
This is true.
This is true.
Have any family members given you a hard time about her nickname?
Because I got that with potato.
Like my mom and dad were like, that's derogatory.
Don't call him potato.
I'm like, it's a term of endearment.
Come on.
No, my mom thought it was cute, you know, because meatball, Italian, whatever.
The wife's mom, I'm not sure, actually.
I didn't.
I don't know if she, I don't know if she had an opinion either way.
She tends to like everything we do.
So.
All right.
Yeah.
When I told my dad, I was like, all right, we'll stop calling him potato if you start putting more money in his college savings account.
So let's try that tack if anybody gives you a hard time.
So you're still calling him potato then, huh?
Yeah, not in front of them, actually.
Yeah, we cut it in front of them, but such a pain in the ass, God.
Please save us from this toddler.
Well, Johnny, look like we are before we get to the great Paranormies distillation that I wanted to gift the audience with and really just do like a best of or for us to pick your brain on the really fun and interesting and cool stuff that you guys talk about on your show.
Mother's Day.
Looks like we just came out of it.
So let's do a quick Mother's Day roundup.
Looks like you excelled and pleased your wife.
I did.
I went, she, you know, she likes flowers.
I hate buying flowers.
So, what I did was I made her a flower garden because this way, then they're perennials.
So, she has flowers every year.
I'm good for several years now.
Kick your feet up next Mother's Day.
Yep.
Yeah.
You know, you make the pancakes and you're good, you know.
And it worked.
Everybody's happy.
It's really pretty.
We have, you know, now we have pollinator bees and stuff.
It's, you know, really cool.
Johnny can do his, little Johnny can do his science project from home, which is bees, you know, now that he's going to, he's going to make that his quarantine science fair project is bees pollinating.
Good stuff.
And your internet's holding up here.
I'm knocking on wood.
So nice.
Yeah.
So far, so far, so good.
I'll get mine off the off my chest.
I, this is, this was really dangerous territory, but my wife had mentioned multiple times about getting a kegerator.
So I got my wife a kegerator for Mother's Day.
It wasn't like here, this is really one time I did get her, like, I got her a video game that I knew that we would both play.
She's like, come on.
Like, this is ancient days before we were married, but she seemed pretty pleased with it.
It's on the way.
And then, of course, excused her from cooking.
And we all just tried to spoil her.
And we got daughter to write her a nice little note.
And Junior sent her a nice email because he's got his own email.
And I just tried to keep Potato happy and occupied.
So I think it went well.
She seemed pleased.
How about Sam Smasher JO?
Any quick ones?
We made some blueberry pancakes and we had flowers for my wife.
And everybody signed a nice card for her.
And we had my mother over for all the same stuff.
So it was a very nice day.
Nice.
We got thrown a couple of curveballs and it was kind of a mess.
And I'll just leave it at that.
We had like several family obligations over here and over there.
And then you're trying to get certain stuff done.
And then everyone closes early over here.
Everyone's sold out of this over there.
And it was kind of a mess.
Sorry to hear it, man.
She understood, though, right?
Yeah.
And I'm guessing that Smasher did the opposite of what you're supposed to do on Mother's Day, right?
He was just like, you know, more cantankerous than ever.
What's I'm not familiar with Mother's Day?
Is that a thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not.
That sounds feminist and modernist and I have to say, I did enjoy hearing about his choice of I'll make breakfast.
Oh, I missed that.
What was it?
Fast gang.
Yes.
Fast gang.
Give you the gift of burning calories without any food.
The gift of a wonderful body.
You're welcome.
Absolutely.
You should have actually let the kids make breakfast.
You should have just added a chainsaw and Shrek like a box of pancake mix and some water and a couple eggs and just see what they come up with.
Chainsaw would have eaten it all.
Yeah.
What happened to that 10-pound bag of pancake mix?
Chainsaw just crushed it.
Sorry.
And all the puffs.
Oh, we don't even, dude.
He would steal the puffs out of the diaper bag, like short of unstrapping himself out from the car seat would just steal them.
We'd just hear rattle, rattle, rattle, all over the place.
And you look back and it's like a fat dude, like the old Ron White bit, like the fat guy sitting in his chair covered in like Cheetos or whatever.
Like that, that was him with baby puffs.
Yeah, Smasher, I complain about potato, but you have two potatoes there on your hands when it's mealtime.
It's just like the food is everywhere.
They're throwing their sippy cups.
And I actually got, yeah, we hung out recently and your daughter got like black beans on my shirt.
And for a moment, I was angry.
And I was like, no, take it easy.
That's all right.
That's toddler.
Yeah.
My wife gets so mad because they are just the way that they are.
And I'm like, well, you just, you know, you know what to expect.
Like, don't be mad because you already know what's going to happen.
Yeah.
Just let it go.
Just let it go.
Learn to accept it and then welcome the cleanup crew in from the backyard.
Yeah, we caught potato today.
We gave him a, you know, we give him milk, orange juice, or water are his three liquids that he consumes.
And he's just sitting there in the middle of the room with the sippy cup.
And we're like, all right, he's being good.
And then we look over two seconds later, it's just a giant pile of orange juice that he's poured out onto the floor.
Anyway, we give him a hard time and sometimes he deserves it.
All right, Johnny, we tee up.
Well, we all have, we all have a bunch of questions for you.
And I'm going to take the host prerogative of kicking things off.
I'm actually going to throw one your way that I don't know if you've ever done a show or if there's even a conspiracy or alternative histories to it.
But from a fatherhood perspective and history and our heroes of the pro-white cause, the Charles Lindbergh baby kidnapping really putting you on the hot seat here.
Is there any alternative or conspiracy related stuff to that?
Because it crossed my mind.
Did they screw with him?
I don't know if the baby was kidnapped before he started doing his America first, you know, anti-war interventionism or afterward.
But are you aware of any shenanigans behind that?
There are shenanigans.
You know what?
This is one that I haven't done any really deep research into.
Let me shave everybody 15 minutes.
It was the Jews.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, I'm going to agent.
All right.
Let's wrap the show.
I'm going to say, yeah, I'm going to say that's the answer, but I want to have, like, I don't, I can't.
Jack looked that up.
He's not here with me.
So, yeah.
All right.
All right.
So we'll put, we'll put that on ice for a while.
That one I've never known.
I want to because our friend on Twitter, you know, the Lindbergh account, he's always, you know, reminded me about this.
And I never looked into it.
And I feel bad because I feel there is some sort of story there.
There has to be.
There has to be.
All right.
Well, I'm glad I asked.
Anyway, then I'm going to move on then and skip that and go to the Titanic.
I think when we were hanging out maybe last year, I could not wrap my head around the fact that maybe the Titanic did not hit an iceberg and sink.
And I thought you were off your rocker for suggesting that it wasn't so straightforward.
So red list us red pillows on the Titanic, if you would, please.
Let me save you another 15 minutes.
Actually, actually, actually, no, you're wrong here.
You're wrong here because it was the Chablasquoy.
It was the Anglo-Squoy.
It was the Anglo-Shablosquoy.
Yeah.
So his best friend, the Chavlosque.
Yeah, so wait.
If it was an Anglo-Christian.
So it was the Jews.
It was the Jews.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, we're going to do this.
I mean, just look, look, producer, just in the notes, just put it's Jews for everybody.
But I'm going to tell you the story anyway.
Okay.
Please.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
Well, so you had the two ships.
The one, the Oceanic got into two accidents, was not insurable.
So they pulled both of them into dry dock, swapped out all the nameplate type stuff, fascias, whatever, sent the Titanic out, you know, on its quote, maiden voyage, undersold it.
A lot of the elites that were supposed to be on there were told not to show up, including including JP Morgan, who owned the White Star shipping lines, who owned, you know, who, I mean, excuse me, cruise lines or whatever that built the ships.
He was supposed to be on there, but he was, quote, sick, you know, on the French Riviera.
And that ship went down, you know, it was a horrible tragedy, right?
And that's why they bring it out in the movies.
They make a huge deal out of it to distract from the fact that it really wasn't it.
And then the sister ship, which actually was the Titanic, ran for the rest of its career under the sister ship's name.
It was a major insurance fraud.
Plus, the three richest men in the United States that were opposed to the Federal Reserve were on board.
There was Strauss and Astor and the other guy's name escapes me right now, but the three of them were the three richest guys that were opposed to the Federal Reserve.
They died.
JP Morgan, huh, just happened to buy up their companies, you know, conveniently.
And that's like, yeah, there you go.
Okay, so that the Titanic was actually the Oceanic and they wanted the Oceanic to sink for the insurance money and take out some enemies while they were at it.
And they were able to fool, they were able to fool everybody by like retrofitting and fixing up the Oceanic and then having the Titanic people actually believe that that was the Oceanic for years afterward.
Yes, pretty much.
I mean, if you read the testimony of the eyewitnesses that survived, they were either like severely, you ever see, what was it, Gangs in New York, how they make the people vote?
Remember, they just beat them, they just beat them up, shave their heads.
Okay, now you're this guy.
Same way that they did with them.
This is what you're going to say in court.
You know, they beat the shit out of you.
And, you know, and this is what you're going to say in court.
So the people that were quote eyewitnesses that actually saw what really happened, you know, there's eyewitness accounts of another ship steaming away, which was probably a torpedo ship.
You know, it was probably sunk on purpose.
It wasn't even an iceberg at all.
Okay.
Most likely.
Yeah, you can't count on just running into an iceberg and then sucking it.
Right, right, right.
And all the other things, like every other, every other metric of what the captain did was 100% incorrect.
And it just so happened that he was also the captain of one of the other accidents and had been in a lot of trouble for drinking on the job and like a whole bunch of like it was like it's the same people when you when you look at these things that are happening now Now, you're like, how are these people in charge of this shit?
Well, these people that were in charge of this shit were in charge of that stuff back then.
Same people, just different suits.
You know, I mean, a lot, you know, years back.
It's the same people.
And I should.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
I was just going to clarify that, yeah, I want you to give what your best understanding and belief is of all these things rather than speculating.
Yeah.
You know, because sometimes on your show, you explore the possibilities without thinking that that's necessarily what happened.
But no, I absolutely believe that's exactly what happened.
It makes complete sense looking at these other things that have happened throughout history.
It's the same formula.
Like there's a large thing that, you know, goes away.
It's a big, it's a big event, global event.
And, you know, they make a lot of money.
A lot of people make a lot of money off of it.
And it, you know, changes a lot of the timeline.
Like, you know, if it wasn't for the Titanic, you wouldn't have had the Federal Reserve.
If you didn't have the Federal Reserve, you wouldn't have had our involvement in a lot of the wars.
You know, we wouldn't have had, definitely wouldn't have had the 20th, the 20th century without the Titanic going down.
I feel like an iceberg is like driving your car into a wall.
Like they don't move very fast.
How do you just, oh, I didn't see this massive chunk of ice that moves at one third of a mile per year.
Again, yeah, it's one of those things where if you believe the official narrative, you have to suspend your disbelief more than you do for the conspiracy narrative.
Good point.
All right.
And did you do a paranormias on it?
And is there a book you would recommend on it?
Absolutely.
We did.
It's one of the ones I recommend to people if you want to read Pullman on, you know, like the 20th century.
We did one.
Yeah, we did the Titanic episode.
It's really good.
So it was an ice what before we move on.
It was the juice.
No, but it was the juice.
No, we already said it was the juice.
All right.
And any Titanic book that you're aware of, or this is just scraped together.
It was just a lot.
It was just a lot of research, different websites.
Yeah.
There's not really a book on it.
Good deal.
All right.
I will stand down.
Thank you, Johnny.
And I'll kick it over to Sam if he's got one on the hopper.
And if not, Sam, then Smasher.
I don't have anything really to go on quickly, except that I've particularly enjoyed the Antarctica couple of episodes that he had, as well as, you know,
even going back to like the Ed Gein and some of the recent ones I thought were very, so very timely, like these transsexual personalities that a lot of the women that you think are in politics or in the public eye are really men.
I mean, it kind of has a ring of truth to it.
Well, this one has a lot of people big mad right off the bat because women that they've lusted after their entire, you know, from adolescence, you know, to puberty through adulthood, you know, their favorite whatever, you know, chick that they were, you know, that they, you know, that they've gotten married.
That's the one that their wife would allow them to, you know, their one, whatever.
You know what I mean?
Your favorite sports illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
Right.
To find out that.
Ireland?
Right.
To find out it was born a dude.
You know, it really does something to your brain.
It is probably, honestly, this whole thing is probably the biggest psyop in the history of psyops because if you look at things like, okay, so you watch something like RuPaul's drag show, it's clearly transgender, trans this, trans that.
But what you don't notice is that the women on the show were actually born men because you think they're supermodels, but they're not.
They were just dudes at one point.
Right.
These things were created at birth.
Okay.
And they're given hormones.
And it's beyond disgusting.
It is inversion magic at its worst.
The more you look into this, like the grosser it is.
The people that are like, oh, I saw Pamela Anderson do blah, You saw a dude do that to another dude.
As soon as the mask is off, you know, and you kind of look at somebody like Kamala Harris, you know, or Michael Obama.
I mean, you look at him closely and you could see just black.
No, no, no, wait, That's the thing is they put some out there, like the Caitlin Jenners, like the black chick that was on Orange is the New Black.
Like those ones they put out there, like Jeremy Renner, you can tell.
He's a woman.
Yes.
I've called it Hawkeye was a woman.
I just thought he was gay, but no, no.
His body type reminds me, there's this like famous transgender bodybuilder that looks like a dude, presents like a dude, but still has a vagina, and there are nudes of it on the internet.
Oh, that's it.
No, it's the thing is, is with these actors in Hollywood, like you see these people that you're like, well, that one's clear.
Like people are like, I can tell it transgender.
You can't tell a woman from a man.
You can't tell one that's been given hormones from birth.
They have, you see about the story about the Berkeley lesbians that are giving their kid hormones.
That's meant to piss you off.
And that's meant to distract you from the fact that they're actually doing this and making you think Miley Cyrus is cute, even though Miley Cyrus is a boy.
Right.
Mr. says that the girlfriend and better call Saul is a is a man.
I don't even know who that is, but blonde hair anyway.
Yeah.
But probably.
And it's not all of them, but it's like really game-changing.
If you look through the 80s, the way that they hit it with the high-waisted bikinis, the big hair to cover the skulls that they forced on, like you can look through the fashion industry how they did it.
So they've been messing with our sexuality for generations.
And they started this.
Do you think it's true?
They started transgender surgery back in the 1930s.
The first one was perfected in 1930.
Was it at a Negro?
No, it was in Weimar.
Yeah, I was going to say they didn't have any of that.
There's a movie called The Danish Girl that glorifies it.
Yeah, it's a huge critique now of Nazi Germany that they destroyed like Dr. Jewish Demon Bergstein's entire library that was at every university.
That famous picture that everyone knows of the Hitler youth all standing in front of the burning books, that's when they went and raided the trainee doctor's office.
Right.
Right.
Yes.
Yes.
And that's what that was.
But I'm saying is this has been going on since then.
And if you don't think they've been advancing it and been putting that stuff, like Greta Garbo was the first transgender actress in Hollywood.
Like you can listen to interviews where, like, where she talks about, oh, I'm just one of the boys.
Well, you know, I've been smoking since I was a young boy.
You know, like, it's ha ha ha, very funny.
It's not funny.
She's telling on herself.
It's when Gore Vidal says, she needs to go to the bathroom and just leave the seat up.
Well, she's because he forgot, you know, like, come on.
Like, dude, are you, are you?
It's so obvious.
But then you start looking at pictures and it was that form of sexuality.
And here's the really messed up part: this whole sort of inversion magic has messed up generations of white girls who have tried through bulimia and anorexia to look like these men that they will never be able to look like because your body isn't built like that girl.
You have hips.
Your shoulders aren't wider than your hips.
You aren't meant to look like, you aren't meant to have these.
No, it's inversion magic and it's really anti-white actually at its core because it really attacks whites because only whites care about aesthetics like this.
And this is your most recent episode, right, Johnny?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
So good teaser there.
So for those people who think that I've gone too far off into left field, I think I've brought it.
I think it's actually worse than you could ever think.
I think we're at home plate.
Watch the YouTube videos.
I hit up Dogbot once I finished the episode today and I was like, hey, bro, link me those channels.
You know, and you have to, you have to, you have to, you know, realize that, wow, I thought this chick was hot.
Well, that's part of the psyop.
You know, yeah, I thought that girl was hot too, whatever girl it was.
You know, like Jessica Alba was kind of a letdown for me because I watched Dark Angel.
Yeah, give us some spoilers.
Give us some spoilers.
Who are some big names that are actually?
Well, Jessica Albert.
Jessica Alba, right there.
Dave Amendez, Pamela Anderson.
Pamela Anderson was a big one.
And that was anybody who's had a sex tape.
There's a reason they have a sex tape.
That sex tape is to.
What about, remember the movie Junior where Arnold Schwarzenegger got pregnant?
Remember how big he said?
Remember, see how they desensitize you?
Right.
And you don't even remember it.
You don't even realize it.
And the next thing you know, you see a man gives birth to his wife's baby.
And it's like, and you're like, what the hell is going on here?
Well, this whole thing is part of this really disgusting.
And it might only be a small percentage of it, but they're the ones that are doing it in Hollywood.
They're really messing with your sexuality and your brain, your lizard brain.
And your kids, especially basically.
And your kids.
Exactly.
Yeah, bring it at home.
More reason to keep the TV off and go to the movies only when, or watch movies only when necessary.
And it's fully.
Have you ever noticed that it look at the ones who we said were trans, and those are always the ones who have kids who happen to be trans?
How weird is that?
Yeah.
What a coincidence.
I don't believe in coincidences at that level where you are publicly photographed by the paparazzi with your trans kids at all times to push this trans agenda.
It's the as above, so below.
You always see them do that.
I don't care if you think it's like some Jordan Maxwell, you know, you water runs from the bank to the currency.
I don't care.
But like that part actually is true because they do it.
They do it.
I don't know why they do it.
They believe it gives them power.
You don't have to believe it.
They do.
Yeah, there's some kind of power that is exchanged in this inversion, as you say, just like the gay stuff or just like the, you know, gay sex or whatever.
All that stuff is there's some kind of power in it that these people get out of it.
Well, I think here's here's the shot is that basically they want everybody to be the same.
Nobody is allowed to have an identifier identity.
Nobody is allowed to have any characteristic that sets them apart.
So men are women.
Women are men.
Everybody can get pregnant.
Anybody can identify how they want.
Race isn't real.
We should all just be mixing because black is beautiful anyways.
And then we're all just a bunch of like retarded, sexually confused degenerates popped up on opiates and like screwing each other in every single hole that we've got.
That way we can just produce goods for the overlords that are just harvesting literally everything they can get from us.
Sure.
Well, it's pride, right?
Instead of accepting your God-given identity, you are showing that you can do whatever you want with that.
Yeah.
JO, you've been scrapping here tonight with the good quips and stuff, and you and Johnny have been pals for a long time.
And I don't know for sure, but I'm guessing that you are skeptical of at least some, if not a lot, of his alternative takes.
So I don't think that you've tipped him off as to what you want to ask him about tonight.
But do you have one that you think he's batshit crazy about that you want to challenge him?
Well, so here's how the conversation goes between Johnny and I a lot of the time.
And we love each other and everything's great, but it's like, yeah, Johnny, sometimes your stuff just goes too far out there.
He says, well, I don't believe everything we do on the show.
Sometimes we're just exploring something.
And I'm like, okay, so what about this thing?
Let's say, for example, today, the tranny thing.
You really go in for that?
Well, yeah.
Okay, well, I think you're nuts, dude.
But there are other ones where maybe I thought he was a little bit, I thought he was a lot nutty.
It turned out it was a little bit nutty or something was straight up true.
And I don't want to go in for one where I think you're crazy because I think I just end up pulling my hair out and like, whatever.
I want to talk about where we agree.
I want to talk about, you know, there's no actual like tunnel system under Comet Pizza.
So that means that nobody is a pedophile in the history of the world.
Pizzagate.
All right.
Oh, you think pedophilia exists?
Name every child.
Name every black person if you're so racist.
Well, Tyrone, Tyrone, DeWan.
Armor, armed Aubrey.
Armed Aubrey.
That's the best part of that whole site.
We'll talk about that.
We got to talk about armed robbery later tonight, too.
All right.
All right.
But clarify a little bit what we mean when we talk about Pizzagate.
This does not mean that there's a, at least to me, and, you know, you and I have had this conversation 10 times.
It does not mean that they're actually like trafficking hundreds of children in and out of Comet Pizza, which I still believe they were up until this thing broke.
Oh, yeah.
That's long stopped.
They're like, whoa, okay, that's enough of that.
Comethic showed up with a shotgun.
I think it's time to shut it up.
Comet Pizza is like Area 51, right?
But instead of coming up with, you know, aircraft, they're raping kids.
And so as soon as Area 51 broke to the public, you know, NASA and the Air Force and the Navy.
Area 52 or whatever.
All right.
I'm going to be.
I guess I'm going to be Pizzagate's Bob Lazar then.
All right.
But doesn't that mean you had to work at Comet Pizza?
No, it doesn't mean I didn't work there.
You heard it here first.
Johnny Minachi, I worked at Comet Pizza Pizza.
No, but check this out, though.
The guy that went in there and you know and shot the one shot just accidentally shot the hard drive that you know just so happened to have all the alleged kiddie porn on it.
Oh, what a surprise!
Like that kind of stuff that happens at Comet Pizza, like yeah, JR, you're right, they used to traffic kids through there, like there's a reason why they did that kind of stuff, and then they just turned it in.
They're like, Oh, we're just degenerate faggot art people now, like we do clown porn.
What are you talking about?
Like, there's no use dominoes now.
When we're talking about Pizzagate, we're talking about uh, like a largely bi-coastal, you know, sort of LA DC.
This is your entertainment industry and your politicians with a child sex ring.
Um, you know, podestas are involved, uh, Clintons are involved.
Um, the whole spirit cooking Maria Abramovich thing, that part's all real.
Um, I kind of, you know, I kind of bucked at the time of people who were really dismissive of this stuff because there's so much evidence.
And what I guess what bothers me too is that there's evidence that is no good, so all someone has to do is point to that thing, right?
Sort of like with conspiracy theory in general, all anyone has to do is say, Oh, you're into conspiracy theories.
Well, uh, David Ike, therefore, you're BTFO, right?
Right.
Right.
All they have to do is point at sort of whatever the most out there thing is, and that's supposed to be the own.
Well, that's the thing about conspiracy is the conspiracy theorist must be correct at every single point.
If there is, if he puts out 27 points in a presentation and one of them is factually incorrect or whatever, that that's it, all of its fake, you know, where you can have mainstream media, which has been proven time and again, to be completely manufactured.
Yet that's where 90% of our friends get all their information from.
So, so like, but it puts those of us who you know bring out these alternative theories and takes, uh, we have to be on our toes and make sure everything we do is completely factually checked.
Because if we are incorrect, even a little bit, that shoots down our entire quote theory.
Well, here, here's the example I like to use.
Um, when it comes to 9-11, CNN is wrong or lying, Alex Jones is wrong or lying.
Which one of them is really further from the mark, or can that even be calculated?
Like, I don't even know what AJ, I don't even remember what AJ's narrative on 9-11 is, but whatever it is, is it more ridiculous than like unharmed passports falling a hundred stories out of the sky from a fireball?
Right, and then that was found too, yeah.
That was like Patrice O'Neill's thing before he died, like, but that's like what with people with this with 9-11.
That's like some of our guys would be like, oh, the passports and the uh and the fully inflated um airplane tire that they found in the rubble, couldn't find the passports, but found a fully inflated ramp, yeah, and building seven where you have video of this guy getting out of there and you know, like uh, the black guy that ended up dying, um, you know, and having uh the BBC call it, what was it, an hour before it actually right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember that's yeah, that should pick up ahead in time, right?
I said, head in time.
Yes, yes.
And that was like, well, the problem was, the problem was, see, what happened?
That's how Anderson Cooper turned gay, isn't it?
Somebody in New York.
Forward in time.
No, he's actually a woman.
So, yeah, speaking of programming, I remember watching Anderson Cooper on Channel 1 News.
You remember that in high school when you'd have to be submitted to the news and homes in a homeschool, not homeschool, homeroom?
Anderson Cooper was there building his street cred with the youth of America before moving his way up the hierarchy.
Anderson Cooper's a Vanderbilt.
But him, there's pictures of him with his brother before his brother died, committed suicide in quotes, and his mom in some photo shoot where there's a little statue of Lilith behind them.
And they're like cooking baby Jesus alive or something.
Like it's this, it's this clearly like occult, satanic little, like, I don't know, 18-inch by 18-inch panorama that almost looks like it was made by a sixth grader.
Maybe Anderson made it because he's little in the picture.
Him and his little brother are children in this picture, and they're with their mom sitting on a bed.
And over top of their head behind them is sort of what looks like a sixth grader's rendering of a Black Sabbath album cover or something.
Like, there's someone in a black robe, and there's like a little baby being burned or something.
Those people are so sick and so weird.
Especially sort of once the wasps abandoned their position, there was nothing left to do.
Like they had already, your Gilded Age wasps had already accomplished sort of infinite money.
So there was nothing to do from there but get weird.
All right.
So just to summarize then, Johnny, Pizzagate was real in the sense that there was underage or child abuse and trafficking going on at Comet Pizza.
They shut it down and it migrated elsewhere.
Is that a fair summary?
Obviously, it's bigger than that.
Yeah, it's bigger than that.
But like, yeah, they're just using, you know, the pizza thing where every time anything happens, they're like, well, was it actually James Aliphantis?
You know, like, and actually, yes, it was.
And yeah, and for the most part, yes, yes, yes, it was.
Whose name, you know, phonetically means, you know, Jean-Mille Le Enfant.
I love children.
You know, it's kind of weird.
Just a weird, just a weird coincidence.
Just a concert.
I don't need anything else but the art on Podesta's walls.
Yes.
Right.
Yes.
Or how about his toys?
How about his brother's children's toy collection and he doesn't have kids?
They're used toys.
Yeah.
Or how about the cryptic language like in their communications with each other?
There'll be two pizzas there.
And if you like cheese pizza, you know, it's like very oddly worded.
Yeah.
What's the word that comes up a lot?
Hankerchief or something.
Yeah, there's a handkerchief with a map on it.
It seems pizza related.
Is that yours?
Yeah.
I put hair on a pizza after reading those emails and it was disgusting.
So you know that these people are lying.
Right.
Mr. Producer's putting some of the creepy stuff in the chat.
Yes.
All the stuff of the kid torture in these paintings in like Podesta and Comet Pizza.
And like, it's like, why does a pizza place have like paintings of like kids getting tortured?
It's like you go there after you lose your Friday night baseball game to feel better about yourself.
Instead, you're subjected to like, okay, this is what happens if you lose the next Facebook game.
It's like kids.
It's kids with their backs turned, with their hands tied behind their backs, wearing bloody underwear.
Yeah, it's real.
That's the most explicit thing.
It could be.
Yeah.
Trust your instincts when you see stuff like that.
Yeah, you don't, you don't need the ironclad proof.
Just go with your gut.
All right, Smasher, on to you.
Let's keep moving.
And I suspect you would maybe ask about Irish esoterica, but maybe you already got that down pat.
So fire it will.
Well, I'll say this before I move into my favorite conspiracy is that with any conspiracy, like Jayo was saying about Alex Jones and CNN, I think our job is to look at whether it's the kosher sandwich or whatever label you want it to be, somebody that's way off the deep end and then the mainstream narrative and every gay op in between.
All of these different gay ops and narratives are going to have a bit of truth sprinkled in, and it's not always the same truth across the board.
And so it's our job to look and see what is plausible from all of them and what is most consistent through all of them and then determine whether it's consistent because it's a lie they want you to believe or determine if it's consistent because it's a truth that they're trying to tell you in order to get you to buy into the lie and then come up with what's actually the truth.
So, you know, I'd say the whole conspiracy theory thing.
Well, Johnny, you've talked about this, the conspiracy theory label is a gay op against people that are actually just looking for the truth.
And I think that that's fair and accurate because we are just trying to separate through all of these media Jewish gay op narratives in order to find what's actually happening.
And it's way worse than anybody could ever want to imagine, but it is what it is.
Oh, yeah.
It's definitely worse than, you know, even your most depraved nightmares.
What these people are doing, what their ideas are, what they've done to people.
I mean, they've had, you know, a few thousand years to work on this several times, you know, probably a few, lived through a few cataclysms and changed a lot of history.
We're finding out that history isn't exactly, you know, like they tell us in school.
Yeah, Johnny, you seem to roll with it.
And I'm guessing you don't have horrible nightmares every night.
And you're always, you know, cheerful and upbeat and smiley at least IRL.
Sometimes you can be a little cranky online, but before Smasher gets to his thing, I mean, how do you cope or deal with the knowledge or the confidence of all the evil stuff that you believe in that's far worse than the narrative?
I understand that all that stuff is going on and that in the grand scheme of things, I can only affect my immediate world.
So that's what I do.
Just compartmentalize.
Yeah.
These people will pay for it when they die or if we make them pay for it.
And while I'm alive, I'm striving to make them pay for it.
And if they die before I can do it, I know that they're paying for it.
So I went away.
I'm not looking at it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just don't, I don't let any of that get to me.
There was a while back during like my, if you want to call it my awakening or whatever, where like I was really depressed because all this bad stuff because, you know, all the things were going on and whites were going to get eliminated.
And this was just so black pill.
I didn't know what I didn't even know what black pill meant.
There was no pills at the time, like other than Red Pill, because that was 1990, what, seven?
But uh but um 99, I think was the majority.
Yep, yeah, okay, yeah, whatever.
Um, and like all these things, you know, and I was just depressed because I was listening to all of this conspiracies talk and it was, it was Alex Jones.
Like, and when that was when I realized that he was kind of a Pied Piper in as much as like he would bombard you with so much stuff that you can't concentrate on any one particular thing.
Um, now that I have a focus, the Jews, uh, we know it's a lot easier to like just shrug off all the other stuff, but you know, it's like, okay, so yes, it is, you know, you want to save yourself 15 minutes, it's the Jews.
Uh, but you know, but that doesn't mean that doesn't mean that Bill Gates didn't do event 201 back in October.
That doesn't mean that Bill Gates didn't do this whole, you know, uh, thing with the vaccines, that he's not doing all of this stuff with the World Health Organization.
He's not actually advising the government.
It doesn't mean all this stuff is going on.
Well, and he's still the Jews.
Here's the thing: you know Bill Gates' name, so he's really not that bad.
I mean, he's terrible, he's terrible, right?
Right.
But that's the thing, but he's just, he's just, you know, he's the shabbos boy out in front who's going to take the fall.
He's, you know, another one of the group of guys who, you know, if you went to college, I'd be so pissed off at Zuckerberg, Musk, Bezos, and Gates.
None of those guys graduated high school, right?
Yeah.
Some of them went to college, but I don't think any of them failed out.
Okay.
Right.
They're all credentialed failures.
Yeah.
And they're billionaires.
What does that say for our college system?
Yeah.
To be the richest people in the world, all you got to do is, you know, fail out of Harvard.
Get your foot in the water and then bail out.
Yeah.
All you have to do is have some Jew pick.
Anyway, anyway, yes, or have some gest.
That's actually what it is, is because it's not real.
Back to the other thing, but like, yeah, you can, you can say that Bill Gates is doing all this stuff.
And you can, look, nobody's ever going to get fired for having an anti-Bill Gates rant on their YouTube channel.
Yeah, I'm going to try.
Fair game.
No, but you're not.
And it's true.
And it's true.
But like, that doesn't discount the fact that he's still putting out videos where he's like, yeah, I advise the president of the United States on vaccines.
Right.
Yeah, I advise the president of the United States on raping kids.
Sure.
Well, this topics, Mesh.
Oh, go ahead, Sam.
We're back in this guy.
Despite the, well, I'll try to answer for Johnny as far as constantly having kind of a dark information and blackpilling things, discouraging things.
The fact is you're letting people know about it.
And that is a tremendous move in the right direction.
So you can certainly comfort yourself in that knowledge that you are setting people free with your knowledge.
That's true.
That is true, actually.
Yeah.
Maybe that is why I sleep well.
Because you're doing so.
If you were studying all these things and just sitting on the information, that would be one thing.
But you're getting it out there.
You ask the right questions, and that's for sure.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
That's a good way of looking at it because, yeah, I do ask questions and I don't believe everything that goes on on the show, but I do have to present it.
And a lot of times, a lot of times some of the things make sense.
And we don't really talk about some of the things that are like, I don't know, really like the really dumb gay ops.
I mean, a lot of the stuff we talk about are gay ops, but like we don't talk about like the really extra gay gayops.
Like a lot of the EH stuff that ended up in the A-word episodes with Horace.
I'm not sure that I believe it, but it's fascinating.
What's the EH stuff, JO, for the audience?
That's Terric Hitler's stuff related to like Antarctica and giant holes in the earth.
Now, now, now, hey, Well, let me put it like this.
J-O's ticket to Agatha has been canceled.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me put it like this.
One time we were at a camp and I was talking with Johnny and some people were kind of arguing with him and stuff like that.
And so, like, okay, well, is Johnny right about this controversial thing or do we accept that or not?
Well, he's asking the right types of questions.
And the thing is, we have explanations for things in this world, like, let's say certain things like the flat earth argument or the hollow earth or different things.
But you know what?
A thousand years ago, they had models for explaining how the cosmos worked or how other things worked.
And those models were accurate and things happened on time.
Now, that doesn't mean that they were exactly correct, but as knowledge increased, we updated those models.
But still, what we have now, when we think of the Earth as a sphere or something, that's a model, but it breaks down on some level.
And that's where Johnny's questions come in because we don't have an exact picture of it because we cannot observe the Earth or the cosmos in the same way as we could look at each other across the table.
The scale of things is so large that the idea of observing it and trying to correlate it to, well, the Earth is like a ball.
No, it's like a table.
These things, they all break down.
And it breaks down on the subatomic level as well.
If you've ever studied physics or things like this, let's say you have something, the concept of the photon.
Well, the photon, it has particle or has characteristics of a particle, and it also has characteristics of a wave.
You might say, well, how could that be?
Right.
Yeah.
That's because we are inferring things, trying to make a model of something so we can understand it.
But the fact is our models break down on some level.
So the idea of interstellar distances and things that are being read by a radio telescope, and we're interpreting the data to say there's a pulsar out there that's doing this.
And so you have the idea of this very dense sphere that's spinning really fast and throwing off these gamma rays.
Well, that's all, do you understand?
Those are all just models that it's a way of for us that we can conveniently talk about it, but that does not in fact reflect the real thing.
And so that's where you could say like some of these flat earth arguments make sense on some level.
That's like step one to getting over yourself and your love of science is like you just have to kind of understand that a lot of science is just guesswork.
Like incomplete explanations.
It's not that they're totally wrong, but they're models that break down on some level because of the scale of things.
And what does it mean to observe something with something so huge, something that's so far away or something that's so tiny, it starts to become almost meaningless to say that, well, how does it look?
How does it work and things like that?
Well, and it's like, like you said, we don't have the technology to observe it in a truly meaningful way.
So we observe bits and pieces of it and try to tie that together to spin a narrative.
But at the end of the day, it all relates back to something small that we can actually observe.
So we say, well, it's similar to this thing that we know for sure.
So it's definitely like that.
But it's like, no, it's not definitely like that.
No, it breaks down.
The more you study it, you start to get to questions where it doesn't, you know, the graviton doesn't act like that, you know.
Oh, right.
So that's to, so maybe to the new listener, somebody who's only a little bit familiar with the paranormies, I would say listen to it in that spirit.
Like maybe some of the things your first reaction to it is going to be, ah, that's bullshit, you know.
But no, you have to, you have to listen to it like he's asking the right questions.
That doesn't mean he or any of us have like a perfect explanation that's cohesive, but this is good for your brain and it's humbling to admit like we don't know everything.
We're still figuring it out so forth.
And real, that's how real science is.
Real science is figuring things out.
Yeah.
You're as real science, Sam, as Johnny is.
Johnny works in the biggest spook of all electricity.
And he's still able to stay sane.
Electricity is a ghost, but one you can catch and kill.
And yeah, my favorite paranormies, and this is relevant to parents too, was the one where you guys did the deep dive on the absolutely horrific, creepy YouTube videos that were getting populated for kids about the spiders.
I remember that one.
Spider-Man sticking vaccinations into kids and all that disgusting stuff.
That one still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
It's my second favorite.
After Pizzagate, that's the next best one to me.
Because I had the meltdown of like, I've heard that song.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The kid had the tablet in his hands and it was the finger song or whatever.
The finger song.
Oh my God.
Junior's looking at it.
Yeah, it creeps me out.
Yeah.
Smasher, we're getting close to the break.
So your turn up if you want to take a run at the king or just have a chat with the king.
Well, okay.
So my favorite conspiracy theory is I don't want to say that it's a singular conspiracy theory, but I think it is the grandest of all, is that literally our entire history is a lie.
Not only from a phantom time aspect, I don't know that the Catholic Church is responsible for phantom time, but I do believe there is some aspect of phantom time that is true, which basically is just that our timeline is fake.
Whether it's been shortened or extended, there are, I don't know that there's, I mean, there's a lot of fake events, but I don't think too much stuff has been added in our history necessarily.
I think it's been stretched out.
It's probably much more condensed, but I think the history that is hidden from us stretches back for maybe hundreds of thousands of years.
You're getting at the idea that, yeah, the human race, Homo sapiens, is way older than 50,000 years old out of Africa.
And, you know, basically 5,000 BC to today is the entire scope of recorded history.
Correct.
I think it's a lot older than that.
I think there is some mainstream proof or evidence that it's older than that.
And they let some of it slip through to satisfy people without ever actually admitting it, you know, as they do with most things.
And so we see some of those things happening, like 18,000-year-old bodies being found on the North American continent.
And it's like, well, we were told that it, like the oldest people in, you know, the continental United States were like 9,000 years old.
So how are we finding these 18,000-year-old bodies or whatever the case may be?
These are 20,000 years is old.
Right.
Even 9,000 years is older than recorded history theoretically.
Yeah, the crossing over across the Bering Strait was way more recent.
That's the Silutrian.
That's the Salutrian thing.
But yeah, no, you're right.
I mean, we're finding out more and more that history is not what we've been told going through.
I mean, old history, like Tartary was only a couple of hundred years ago.
Right.
And we were finding out that that was completely erased from history.
Like nobody's taught about this gigantic empire, basically.
Nobody knows anything about.
If you go to the Tartary.
If they didn't get rid of that, what else can they get rid of?
Exactly.
If you go to the Tartary Wikipedia page, it describes it as a geographic location.
Like, are you kidding?
That's all you got to say about that, really, fam?
Huge, huge, huge nation of nations, eight different flags, but it's just a geographic region.
If you look into it through any of the official channels, you know, just a tiny geographic region in the Confederacy of Russia.
No big deal.
Don't worry about that.
That's insane.
We're at the one hour mark.
I don't want to cut you off, Johnny.
Did you have anything else you wanted to add on that one?
Smasher.
We're good.
All right.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Yeah.
No, you were breaking up.
That was a little synchronicity, perhaps, telling us to take a break, restart the routers here and out in the country.
But seriously, thank you.
That hour flew by.
This is our 48th show.
So sometimes, you know, the first hour, you know, you're trying to fill it or it just absolutely blew by.
And we've got more in store.
If Johnny, you down to play two?
Ernie Banks?
Yeah.
Ernie Banks is a real person so far.
Johnny ain't even ever think it goes.
I'm good.
I have to ask about synchronicity for my wife because she's big on that one.
Carl Young's idea about coincidences not being quite coincidences.
But what's your response, Johnny, when I big brain tell you it's really about Occam and the simplest explanation is usually the most accurate one.
Up the street, not across the road.
Pointing to his wrist to encourage me to self-harm.
I remember that one out of the deck.
I was like, all right, okay, thanks, Monty.
I'm trying to break out some English philosopher to defend my lingering grasp on reality here and the onslaught of your readings and stuff.
But thank you.
It's been awesome.
We've got more in store.
And in gratitude for Johnny spending time with us and sharing his wisdom, a little condensed paranormies, we are turning the DJ booth over to him, which really means turning it over to our dear Mr. Producer, who's behind the scenes, and we'll tee up the music.
But Johnny, go ahead, take us away to the break.
Yeah.
What do you want to know?
What are we listening to?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Tee up your child.
Yeah.
This is Failure, another space song, one of my favorite songs of all time.
It's a really good one.
And what was this from?
Like the 90s, mid-90s?
I think like 96 was a fantastic plan.
It was 96.
Yeah.
These guys are friends with the guys in Tool.
They went on tour with him a couple times.
I've seen them about four or five times.
They do a really great live show.
They're kind of a little bit shoegazy, 90s.
You know.
Good stuff.
Well, yeah, 96, that was a good year for me to start high school.
Sam was already a man by then.
You probably too, Johnny.
And the Smasher was still at his mother's teeth.
Four kids already.
Way to go.
Or else.
I was three.
Okay.
Technically, you still could have been at your mother's teeth.
If you're one of those kind of real, I don't know.
Clearly, I was formula raised.
Very good.
All right.
So enjoy the music, fam, and we will be right back.
Don't go anywhere, or I don't know, you'll be haunted or something like that.
Stay tuned.
All my missions are away.
I've never dreamed to go.
I'm so caught up in the tree.
You're stars falling in my background.
Sure, I was free.
What I can find.
She must be dead.
Sure, I was like, you understand.
I was true.
She can't be fair.
I've got no cues to wind down to.
I've got no cold so far away.
After swinging up, I clutched my number.
Sleep in the sun.
That spoiled Patient time will carry me on the side And I never down.
My soul is so rash to find.
And if I never found, She'll always be.
She must be looking through.
She always beat.
She'll must be the snow.
I'm mistaken, She can be found.
She always be scared, She always be.
to Full House, episode 48.
Honored, delighted to have Johnny Monoxide in the house with us back for the second half.
And this week, we just have a quick congratulations, possibly a premature congratulations, but he's almost there to the home plate, I guess.
Jimmy Kay said that his wife is, yeah, it's happening essentially.
So as we go to tape, I hope that Jimmy Kay and his wife have already welcomed a beautiful new baby boy or baby girl.
And I went back and he sent me some wonderful pictures of the elaborate tabletop setups that he's doing for his other kids that he has.
And I'm talking like German radar arrays and submarines on big giant tables of open blue sea.
So hat tip to you for that, buddy.
Good stuff.
And we also may, dear listener, have some new white life in the works, but it is early days.
So we're going to hold off on those, but a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes and behind closed doors too.
So way to go, guys.
Keep at it.
Let's get right back to it then with Johnny.
And I'm going to use host's prerogative here to take one from my wife.
And that is Carl Jung, the German philosopher, psychologist, I believe, was the one who coined the term synchronicity, which most of us would think of as coincidences.
And my wife in particular has this happen to her all the time where, for example, the song One Headlight by the Wallflowers will come on.
And then moments later, a car with one headlight will pass.
And that's sort of a superficial one, but no doubt you have these things happen to you in your life where you hear a song, some lyric is immediately relevant to what you were doing right there.
And Jung wrote a whole book on it and that it's related to our consciousness.
And Smasher's wife actually said it's about being cognizant and aware of all things.
It's a sign of higher intelligence that you're noticing things that most people just let go in the background noise, essentially.
So it never clicks in their mind.
But my wife is convinced that some of them are so intense and so unbelievable that that coincidence could occur, that it is a sign of some sort of either supernatural or even spoopier phenomena.
So Johnny, do you have a synchronicity take for my wife?
I do.
Good.
Otherwise, that was a really long intro.
You should have just trolled me.
No.
I mean, no.
Sorry, Jim.
Sorry.
Oh, wait.
For your wife?
It's for your wife?
No, I'm done.
Okay, next question, please.
No, the thing about synchronicity is it's like in the Matrix when Neo is like, deja vu.
They're like, what happened?
I just saw a cat, the same cat, the exact same cat.
Like that kind of thing happens in real life.
Now, you guys that have listened to the paranormies know that I believe that we live in some sort of a scripted reality, that there are people who are controlling, you know, not just the narrative, but like reality as we know it.
So synchronicities sometimes fall into there.
And again, and like Smasher's wife said, how if you're more woke, you can see them a little more.
I don't know if that's exactly the right.
It's definitely not higher IQ because it happens to me.
Yeah.
Right, I was going to say, you know, you've had it happen to you at least a few times.
Even black people have deja vu sometimes.
Right.
And I don't think deja vu is like, yeah, cousins or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Deja vu and synchronicity are like play cousins.
You know, they're not, they're like, you know, your dad's best friend's kids.
You know?
But I have had things happen in my life that I cannot explain other with anything else other than synchronicity.
So I do believe in that.
And I do believe that with synchronicity, you have to be looking for it.
You actually have to be actively participating in whatever reality really is for you.
You know, you can't just be being an NPC and just acting at, you know, it's kind of like sort of roboting out your life.
You have to actually be in control of everything for you to actually witness the synchronicities.
Breaking news.
Smasher is in control of his life.
Not like, not like that, because I know you.
There's a line, though.
You know, like you get the corny or easily explainable, like, whoa, dude, I see the number seven everywhere.
Like 11, 11.
I see the number seven or something.
But you get iterations of this, instances of this that are so specific and so unlikely that even, you know, if you try and think through it mathematically with the odds and stuff, it'll still blow your hair back.
And that's when it gets interesting to me.
Especially women try and get into like this fake synchronicity thing a lot of the time of like, I always look at the clock at the same time or why is it that every time I get in my car, I hear this one song.
Well, because that's the song they play 30 times a day on the radio.
Damn, Bluetooth is hooked up.
Yeah.
You haven't changed a song in three weeks.
Yeah.
Finding the fine line there between dismissing these things as naturally occurring phenomena and then also sometimes saying, holy cow.
Yeah.
I can't believe that that occurred naturally in the wild.
Right.
I don't know.
Synchronicity sometimes seems to come to people differently.
Like you're saying, like your wife seems to see it a lot more than a lot of other people do.
Yep.
All right.
Well, if synchronicity is possibly either a glitch or some or nature sort of, it almost feels like a practical joke, right?
Like whoever's behind the curtain is just giving you a little poke.
Like, yeah, I see you there, you know, interfere with things.
Now, this is really going down to Paranormes 101, but wife also believes, and I think it's fair for me to say this, that she has sensed either spirits or things moving.
John, do you believe in ghosts and what are they?
And it's also tied into whether there's an afterlife.
So, I mean, you have beliefs all over the map.
If ghosts exist, then I have to sort of believe in an afterlife, right?
So, is that a statement that works out for you?
And is you has been seen to go.
I've never actually physically seen, but I have felt the presence.
I'm quitting this show.
This dude is fake.
This dude is fake.
Look, I don't have to have a seat.
Okay, I have felt.
It was enough.
Is you ever go back?
Or is you ain't had seen to ghost?
Where did the ghost touch you, John?
Right.
I was on the ladder.
It was a ways away.
Yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead.
I forgot what was the original question.
All right.
So you, all right.
Well, tell us then about the time you felt.
Tell us about the time you felt a ghost.
And then does it follow that if ghosts exist as spirits of past living people, you believe in an afterlife?
Yeah.
I mean, in as much as I believe in like multiple dimensions and that there are interdimensional beings that, you know, we angels, demons, aliens, whatever you want to call them, you know, people have for generations and millennia have seen these things.
So I don't know.
I haven't exactly seen one, but I have been like watched by things while I was on like, like in the military, like on a military vessel, like on a ship, in places where people had killed themselves.
Kind of, there was that over, like overwhelming presence of somebody just kind of like sad sitting there, like looking at you.
You know, yeah.
You weren't looking in a mirror at the time, were you?
No, no, there's no, there's no mirrors.
There's no mirrors.
There's, there's no mirrors in the bowels of American military vessels.
So yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it's also weird that people notice these things usually late at night, maybe when their senses are a little bit dulled, right?
It's not like in the middle of the afternoon when you're out walking about.
I don't know, man.
Like, if you're like, if you're watching hour for a reason, yeah, if your time of watch is 10 o'clock at night till like two in the morning and at midnight you're walking through this really dark passageway.
I don't know how unawake you're going to be, because I was always like on high alert when I had to do that kind of stuff because, like you know, dark I don't care, it's dark and right.
Yeah, I'm awake, I'm not drunk.
Yeah yeah yeah, the only really creepy.
You're not drunk.
Yeah, awake and not drunk, all right.
Well yeah, before my one ghost story, do you?
What do you think happens when you die, John?
Oh man um, I think you get sent back to uh, I don't know wherever the avatar, uh programming place.
Is I, because I do.
I do kind of sort of believe the 3D game avatar, sort of.
You know what I mean, do you?
Do you know the degree I'm talking about?
Yeah well, like this is a simulation or a video.
Yeah, like it's all, it's almost.
Like it's almost.
Yeah, like it's a simulation, but not quite.
Yeah, like it's a scripted simulation, almost.
Yeah your your, your specific coding goes back to Mama and goes to exist somewhere else.
Yeah Um, so yeah, this is this is real uh opening up, uh, opening up my heart here.
But about two years ago, uh, I was camping out with the kids in an open field, uh, and we had friends over or with us, uh, sleeping elsewhere, and break at dawn, wake up a little bit fuzzy, and I look out the tent, you know, just see is it raining or whatever.
And I still to this day swear that I saw a man walking with a ladder over his shoulder.
And because we were with friends, I thought maybe like Smasher or Franz or another guy got up early to go do man stuff.
I'm known, I'm known to do man stuff and carry ladders, but I'm not known to wake up early, not at the break of dawn.
So I, you know, I just saw it.
I was like, all right, man, good for that guy.
Like, he must have gone to bed early last night.
So I went back to bed, you know, got up, everything's fine.
And then I go and check on everybody else.
Of course, they're, they're still sleeping it off.
And I, you know, I have, I am sure that my brain experienced that, but it was so vivid.
And there's like, I don't create imagery ever in my life that doesn't happen to be there that that may have been the only time or the first time in my life at least that I've seen a ghost.
So I just wanted to share that with the audience.
And that, and if, and especially tying it back towards me.
But it also ties back to the religion episode that we did last week.
And if ghosts, spirits exist and I'm convinced that I saw one or that they exist and I see other ones, then I will absolutely have to do a serious reconsideration of my relative agnosticism or irreligiosity in terms of the mysteries and the spirits that are out in amok, if you will.
All right.
I will stop there.
I've got plenty of things to ask John about, but I will turn it over to the birth panel for anything else they want to rum up.
You know what happens when you die?
Your soul is recycled until you fulfill your destiny and reach true enlightenment, and then you can move on.
All right.
Tall order.
Or we don't alternate anything out with Hitler.
Well, that's why.
That's why people keep getting recycled over and over and over.
Every time they get recycled, they're weaker and weaker and weaker and weaker.
All failures.
Oh, I wouldn't say that they're weaker.
Have you seen people?
I mean, I would argue in general.
There's only so many souls.
And so these like weird husk things that we have to experience truly are just NPCs.
And that's why they're so weak.
Okay.
Only so many souls.
John, have you ever walked anything back that you have believed in and then said, ah, on second thought, that is wacky?
Or is it just, you just keep pushing the envelope?
Let me think about that for a second.
Yeah.
Like any Paranormies episodes that in hindsight, you're like, eh, that one was off the wall.
Oh, no.
Nothing's ever off too off the wall.
I mean, we always like we can always explain that back down to like just a conspiracy theory.
But I don't know.
Well, maybe another way I'm asking the same question is: are you entirely sure about a lot of things that you talk about?
Or are they all kind of like questioning and seeking?
Well, there's a lot of questioning and seeking with a lot of things that we do.
But like, I'm pretty positive.
I'm pretty positive about a lot of things.
Like the moonlighting, for example.
The trans thing that we're getting into, the Laurel Canyon.
Yeah, that was a really good episode.
Laurel Canyon.
I don't care what you say.
I'm still going to listen to the doors.
You can listen to whatever.
You can listen to whatever you want to.
There's a tripped out thing.
Someone was talking about the Laurel Canyon thing the other day.
And there's actually a ton of red pills in the show Mad Men.
particularly in the first season or two.
If you want shows that are like Mad Men is done by a Jew, Downton Abbey is not.
But these are two shows that are very interesting to look at through our lens.
But somebody pointed out to me, in case there's any Mad Men fans out there that didn't notice, when Megan moves to California to be an actress, she moves to Laurel Canyon and ends up dealing with weirdos.
And I hadn't noticed that.
So if anyone else has and you know, go listen to the Paranormies, Laurel Canyon stuff, and then consider that if you were a Mad Men fan.
Yeah.
And the other Mad Men really cutting it to the quick was those are not Gentiles on Mad Men.
Those are Jew-created Gentile stereotypes.
Yes.
Which, yeah, probably obvious to most people.
But the alcoholism, the philandering, et cetera, was all a hit job to denigrate a more wholesome time in America.
Well, the guy who wrote the show even said that a lot of it has to do because there's like these Jewish advertising firms that you don't actually get to see.
You get to see a bunch of the goy ones.
But a lot of it had to do, and this is the guy talking expressly, was with the goys way with women.
And there's own like, you know, because Don Draper, the main character of the show, is this total chick magnet.
And the writer feels like Jews don't have that.
So that's why he made it such a focus of the show.
Yep.
All right, John, here's another one.
Antarctica.
You mentioned it in the first half, but what's the TLDR on what Antarctica is actually used for or what's going on down there?
Well, I really wish I knew because nobody really does.
A lot of people make a lot of videos saying they know what's going on about Antarctica and this guy did this and this guy did that and blah, blah, blah.
I believe New Schwabenland, no, penguins are great.
Yeah.
I believe New Schwabenland was, is a thing.
The Russian Orthodox, the National Socialist Base down in Antarctica.
Okay.
That's actually, that was a thing.
It's actually still there.
The Russian Orthodox Church has a thing down there.
There's a lot of stuff that goes on in Antarctica.
Now, is it a little, is it like an island on the bottom of the globe or is it like the ice wall that goes around the flat earth?
I'm not going to do that on full house.
I'm not going to do that on full house.
So Antarctica is like it's an enigma because like if you're an American, it's illegal for you to go down there because of some law that Obama made in 2008 or 9 or something.
Go to Cuba instead.
Yeah, there's a lot of really weird stuff.
Like John Kerry went to Antarctica when Trump got elected.
There's just like a lot of really weird shit.
I don't care what you think about it, whether you think there's like, you know, a hole in the earth or whatever.
There's a lot of really weird stuff going on.
Like, why would John Kerry need to go to the bottom of the planet once Donald Trump?
John Kerry is a Nazi, and he was going to tell the current fur that the self-appointed world Jewish king was just elected to the president.
I'm recording from Antarctica right now.
Maybe, actually, you know what?
You know what, Smash?
That's a really good take.
Is that like John Kerry is actually one of the good guys?
No.
He's not.
But he's not, but he's not.
He's not.
He's not.
No, no, no.
But none of that.
None of that's like, right.
But regardless of the conspiracy take on it, like weird stuff surrounds that whole area of the planet forever.
You know?
Why?
Why can't we know about it?
Like, why can't we know the real everything about what's going on down there?
Like, you know, because it's really cold.
That's a, that's a, it's a horrible Cope, Jail.
Okay.
There's still no coronavirus down there.
It is right.
And like, we keep finding, okay, so we keep seeing these articles where like the pockets of Antarctica have been found that were 82 degrees.
Like, what?
You know, okay.
So if that's the case, like, I'll go research it like and hang out in that pocket for a little while.
82 degrees in Antarctica is probably pretty cool, right?
Well, I touched on it there just briefly, but coronavirus.
Oh, Lord.
Yeah.
What is your TLDR on that?
I mean, coronavirus has cured a lot of diseases in New York.
Like, there's like, there hasn't been, like, there hasn't been a person die of cancer in like three months.
You know, but a lot of people died of COVID.
Like, weird, right?
Like, there's a lot of fudging and gay ops and psyops.
And I, like, you can't not believe that there's a huge gay psyop going on.
John McCain was the first recorded coronavirus death.
Ted Kennedy.
Anyone who is for sure on their corona take is lying.
Right, exactly.
And that's the other thing: nobody really actually knows the exact truth because there's so many official narratives.
There's so many conspiracy narratives.
There's so many like woke conspiracy narratives.
Like there's, it's ridiculous.
I have the wokest corona take.
Okay.
It doesn't matter what's real and what's not.
All that matters is that what has happened has happened and we're where we're at.
So how do we respond in order to further the cause of white sovereignty?
Well, yeah, that's like the that's like the take you're supposed to have with everything, no matter which the way, if it's real or gay or whatever, like that's the way you should go.
You're goddamn right.
Yeah, I mean, like, well, but I mean, look at, look at what's going on.
Look at what's going on with small businesses.
Like this is a there are so many businesses getting bought up by banks and big businesses.
Well, and how many, how many Jewish charities got a small business loan and how many small businesses didn't?
Right, exactly.
Exactly.
Are a lot of people that are going to be hurting from this more cop some free food off the Jews.
That's all I'm saying.
Right.
I mean, like, yeah, okay, that works for like a month for your family.
Like, what about like the rest of your mortgage and stuff?
Yeah.
Well, hey, yeah, this, this thing keeps this thing keeps dragging.
I keep thinking it's going to fade away into obscurity.
And then all of a sudden, it gets, you know, Pence is isolating himself.
Right, right.
No, there's all, yeah, there's all kinds of like all of a sudden a huge name person does a gay op thing that makes people look at spun up again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I maintain it's a, it's a real virus.
They didn't see it coming, but they were possibly prepared to take advantage of the inevitable outbreak.
And of course, the system is going to react and consolidate power when given the opportunity, which I don't think is an occam or a grub take.
It's just, yeah, the way things are.
However, all this stuff pales in comparison to the greatest gay op and conspiracy of all time, which is, of course, the idea that Donald Trump was secretly our guy.
That one, that one was out in the open, indisputable now.
Yeah, that was bad.
That was really bad.
Yeah.
How does it feel, Johnny, to be the guy who's always out there who gets whenever anything happens?
One, you're always like put on the spot to have an instant hot, often contrarian take.
And do you resent people's resistance to it?
You know, do you have a do you have a big chip on your shoulder?
I imagine you do to a certain size.
I mean, as many times as I've been proven right, I feel like I should be given a little bit more credit for some things.
That's just my attack.
All right.
You know, the other thing is, like, honestly, at this point in my life, I really don't care if you believe me or not.
Like, I'm having fun with this.
I really am because there's really at the level that we're at, what are we really going to do?
Are we really going to take down this huge, massive amount of Hollywood billions of dollars of Jewish money power?
Are we?
I hope so.
I hope so.
I'm trying.
I wanted to do it, not with that attitude there.
But seriously, seriously.
Don't be defeatist.
Don't be dead.
I'm not being a defeatist.
We are being tear the system down Jewish brick by Jewish brick.
Okay.
Okay.
I will turn this plane around.
Brick by brick by brick.
Yeah.
The manor bun builds brick by brick.
It's slasher destroys brick by brick.
Right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
If you went to Hitler in 1923 and were like, bro, you're never going to be elected chancellor.
You know what he would do?
He'd throw you in the Rhine and everybody would, all, all 12 people.
No, he wouldn't.
All 12 people.
Yeah, all 12 people involved would laugh at you.
Well, he wouldn't, but he would have his friends do it.
Right.
The 11 dudes he was rolling with at the time.
Right, right, right.
He'd be like, throw him in the river.
Yeah.
Make friends with guys who will make friends with guys who will throw your doubters into the Rhine.
There you go, Johnny.
You need an enforcer to patrol all the skeptics.
All right.
Well, we have milked you quite a good amount this show.
And the rest of the guys can feel free to milk you further as they want.
But Jayo had a junior tale that he wanted to share this week if we want to pivot back to wholesome family content.
Yes.
That's cool.
Oh, if we want to do cool kid stories, absolutely go for it.
Um, I don't know which tale I'm supposed to be telling.
Am I talking about music?
Either that, or you can, if you want to go back to last week in your atheism take, I never filled in for you.
I figured I'd let you speak for you.
But oh, well, I'll just do that real quick, which is that like sort of cultural or systematic atheism is a smokescreen for secular Jews to be able to shake off the idea that the idea of the supernatural evil that they carry with them.
You know, a guy like Jon Stewart can say, oh, well, I might be ethnically Jewish, but I'm an atheist.
Yeah, you are Moach worshipping whatever you are.
And real quick, my atheism take was that atheism was actually an intellectual autoimmune response to a lot of the garbage that I was presented.
No offense to believers, but it's undisputable that a lot of religious tenets and historical claims are presented poorly, at least, we'll say, in a CCD or whatever experience.
So when I was getting bad arguments, that was when my mind said, I smell BS, and therefore, because that's BS, therefore I don't believe.
But I mentioned that I had much that same experience, but any more in terms of like, what do I believe or whatever?
I am increasingly more and more comfortable with this idea of like a fluidity of faith that I don't feel like I am, I don't know, intellectually.
Okay, I want to say intellectually inconsistent, but like I am being intellectually inconsistent.
I guess what I'm saying is I'm okay with that because there are certain days that I'm still 100% atheist.
And there are other days when I am 100% sure that something is watching me or that, you know, something is looking out for us as a whole.
That I am sure the supernatural exists.
And I float between those positions and I'm okay with that.
And if I can't be nailed down on something, it's not because I'm trying to be shifty for the sake of some argument or something.
Save your soul.
Yeah.
There are just days that I believe stuff and days that I don't.
You know, when I see, and this almost goes into hokey territory, but just watching my little boy like grow and develop, it's scientifically the most natural thing in the world.
And I understand it scientifically perfectly, but especially once emotion starts to come into the mix, you know, like he reaches for me now.
He looks at me like he's getting to this age where he's not just this sort of like animatronic potato.
That is the origin of potato's nickname, by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, like he, he's a person.
He has like preferences now.
It's coming alive.
He's like, Peter, yeah, you're a real boy now.
Yeah.
Yes.
And it blows my hair back so hard sometimes, or just when I see, you know, I was convinced of the supernatural not by God, but by the devil, and his name is Jew, right?
Like it, it just got so bad that I could no longer believe that this struggle was only earthly.
But to see to see the way he grows and stuff.
And when we were talking, when we were coming into this bit and talking about like, oh, stories about the baby, the most fun thing over the past few weeks has been that my baby digs metal, you know?
So him being into some of the same stuff that I am in, just me trying to play like other music that I feel is kid-friendly, but it's not kids music for him.
And to see him like chimp out over it, because he spends a lot of his day in the bouncy.
That's where he likes to be.
He's got too much energy to do anything else, but he can't walk yet.
So he just stands in there and bounces.
And you can put certain music on and he just he's content and he's bounced around, but you put other stuff on and he freaks out.
Or if he's having a meltdown, there's certain songs that'll pull him out of it.
And it's just been so much fun to sort of experiment with that and figure out what works.
And part of it's almost a bummer.
Like my wife's having a harder time than I am with the like, no, please don't grow up.
You know, like, I want him to grow up and do the next thing.
And she's like, no, that's my baby.
And he just got to the size where like I had to remove the bassinet.
And that bassinet has been next to that bed since he got here.
Yeah.
And that's why you have more, you get to live, you relive the glory and the joy all over again with your ones.
And the challenges and the suffering for sure.
Here's something good with atheism.
I won't dead name them, but a friend said this in a chat, I think yesterday, is that it seems kind of when you talk about specifically evolution, which Darwinism seems to be like a huge theological basis for atheism, is that like if a whale just like beaches itself enough times, it turns into a dog, that's ridiculous.
And I thought that was really, really funny.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not sure that that's a claim anyone's making.
And I know we're referring to, but I guess I want to say this, which had also come out of that same conversation is when Jews talk about I'm atheist, they are going for the same amount of zing as we have all been creatures of social media debate with normies.
Have you ever been making right-wing social policy arguments and the person just sort of assumes you're Christian and they attack the Bible?
And then when you tell them that I'm not Christian, I get the biggest dopamine rush out of that one.
Like if you make a whole life, you're not a what?
Right.
If you make a pro-life argument, if you make an anti-porn argument, if you make an abstinence argument, they assume you're a Bible thumper.
Cut your legs right out from.
Are you about to quote Leviticus at me?
No, I'm about to quote CDC statistics at you, you disgusting sodomite.
Or mine comp too.
That works to shock them.
What?
A real one in the flesh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have no qualms whatsoever about pointing out the various intricacies and oddities that happen at Full House.
And I can hear Mr. Johnny Monoxide, the man who fell asleep on the Daily Shoah, yawning into his phone.
I'm calling out.
Are we keeping you up there, early bird?
It's almost one o'clock in the morning.
So what?
I got tacos waiting on me guys.
I know.
That sounds delicious.
A taco truck just opened back up today, man.
Oh, man.
You guys, yeah, there's nothing to open up around here.
Oh, they're going to open up.
What are you going to open up?
There's nothing for miles.
Create your own Twitter, create your own food too.
These races, yeah.
Right.
John, are you raising your kids religious at all?
Obviously, you were brought up Catholic, but I was brought up.
I was brought up Catholic.
No, I started off Catholic.
Then I went to Christian.
My mom's family is Baptist Christian.
So that's how I mostly went through school.
I'm not really.
Yes.
Not really raising them.
I mean, not at all, really.
Sure.
Kind of, you know.
Any baptism for Junior?
No, no.
Nothing.
Okay.
No, that's just that.
I was just curious on that front.
I thought I.
No, I mean, I don't really, I don't really know what I feel about all that stuff anymore.
I have like way more important things to worry about, honestly.
Like making, I don't know.
We'll figure that out eventually.
Yeah.
My mom obviously is the very Catholic one in my life, and she was, I think, deeply disappointed when we were like, no, we're not going to baptize the kids.
And maybe my wife's family was too.
So at one point, I told my mom, well, like, if you, if you feel that strongly about it, like, you can take the kids for a weekend and go get them baptized.
I was like, oh, maybe I'll hedge my bets there and they can get the sprinkling or whatnot.
But she never took me up on that, which makes me, I never pushed the issue, but I was like, if you, if you really think they need to get baptized, you know, you could have taken them on a little rogue mission.
But in hindsight, that was a little bit cowardly of me to push it off on her regardless.
All right.
Before we get to navigating the collapse, part two are pragmatic and practical tips for all of our listeners to make better sense of this madness and help support themselves and their families.
Real quick, we were going to talk about the father-son tag team duo who took down the construction site Ogler, but we're not going to beat it to death.
But I do want to go on record from everybody.
What do you think is going to happen to those neighborhood defenders?
I'll go out first and I say I think they are not going to let this be another Zimzam flim flam acquittal and chimp out and that they are going to convict them for something.
But that's my take.
Johnny, what do you think?
I think that in order to set off the racial stuff that they need to have set off, if you follow the script, these guys are going to get acquitted.
I think, and that's what's going to trigger intentionally acquitted to trigger unrest.
Yes.
There's no other reason.
Like, honestly, there's really no reason for any of this stuff.
Like, the guys, the kid's obviously guilty of being in there 150 times.
Like, he's been on camera how many times?
In that same spot while black.
Right.
Yeah.
Between 13 and 50.
Right.
Yeah.
So.
So, so race riots benefit going into November election season by Biden or Trump?
Because you could argue that Trayvon and Ferguson and all that stuff helped Trump and the Black Lives Matter and the Dallas shooting, black violence triggers white antibodies into a certain way.
Here's the real take.
Here's the shot.
It doesn't matter how Jews win.
Yeah.
Biden's considering Kamala Kampala as her.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter who wins.
Jews win.
There's a take that I haven't heard from anybody, and this isn't even necessarily my take, but I wonder why I guess just no one stumbled on it.
Everyone either thinks these guys are going to get off or they're not.
What happens to like they take a deal or the dad pays the deal to save his son's ass?
Yeah.
Right.
Burden seems to think they either end up on death row or on the street.
Well, no, if they do that, either if they do that, it's not enough for the black community.
And they're still going to be chimp outs.
Yeah.
The dad was the one who fired the shots, right?
Yes.
Yes.
Well, yeah, well, fired the shots.
You mean was holding the gun while the black guy pulled his finger into the trigger.
I ain't cucking on this, of course.
Yeah.
All right.
Sam, have you paid attention to this one?
Yeah.
You know, everything I know about crime and racial angles on things would say that these guys sadly will be convicted and made an example of.
However, I'm going to hold out a small chance and agree with Johnny that, you know, it's just that time on the calendar where weird things are going to happen.
And this could trigger some wide-scale upheaval, which even though it could amount to maybe violence or bad things happening, I think would be good.
You know, upheaval is what we need because the system cannot continue like this.
Particularly as long as they riot in their N95 masks, that's what the system will be watching.
Right.
Yeah.
Go ahead, Smasher.
Sorry.
Well, I was just going to say, particularly non-white upheaval, how many people came into this thing through Freddie Gray or all those things.
You know, amazing number.
Dead Negro 1, 2, 6, 7, whoever.
Doesn't matter.
They don't have names.
It's bringing them in already.
Whatever's happening is already happening.
Yeah.
It's red pilling people right now.
Yep.
So many vetting calls back in the day where guys said that, yep, it was Trayvon that woke me up or it was Ferguson that woke me up, Mike Brown and the gentle giant.
Really?
Like it took you that long, but you forget that, you know, guys are young and you take the lightning strikes when you get them.
That's right.
And Smasher, what do you think about the dynamic duo?
I honestly think that they will get off.
I think it may take, honestly, I think it's going to take time.
I think that they may sit in jail for up to a year, maybe longer.
I won't promise that because obviously I don't know.
But I think that the system will try to contain this because they know what happens long enough so that blacks forget because blacks have very short time horizons and then let those guys go because they know they don't have a case.
The first judge or attorney, DA, sorry, that's what I was looking for.
The first DA accused himself, walked away because he knew Mick Michaels, the father who was a police officer.
He's like, well, I know this guy.
Conflict of interest.
I can't do this.
Right decision, obviously.
The second DA looked at the investigation and everything that they had come up with and was like, okay, this is all correct.
These guys actually did just act in self-defense, forensics, etc., etc.
And then he walked away because he's like, I'm not going to be the guy that falls on this sword and ruins my career over, you know, black people being upset.
Right.
Something else interesting to look at here is that these guys went from completely exonerated to can't even get bail.
Things that are bail considerations.
Are you a flight risk?
Are you an immediate danger to your community?
So these guys went from no charges will be pressed to we find you so dangerous that we can't even let you out to participate in your own legal defense.
Yeah, I have Sauron.
Got him.
Yeah.
Don't forget that they have the law offices of he didn't do enough.
I saw another one.
It was Dindu Finna and Shiit.
Those that law office, that looks like a screenshot from a Netflix television show.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
I thought it was a shop at first.
That can't be real, but nope, that's real.
Yep.
With a Jew behind the scenes, of course.
Oh, yeah, Nipak and Nipak does even know if he's a Jew.
Yeah.
All right.
Very good.
Well, hey, Smasher, if you have the slightest bit of petty crime in your neighborhood, whether it's a little bit of trash floating through your front yard or somebody doesn't put their trash out at the curb on time, just let me know.
I will drive.
You can ride in the back of the pickup truck and we'll patrol.
Yeah.
You'll take, yeah, since I'm just driving and you're in charge back there.
Mr. Producers in the chat letting us know that we are approaching bringing this puppy home to land.
So let's take this chance to pivot to our second segment or our second iteration of navigating the collapse.
Part two.
And here it goes.
Welcome to Navigating the Collapse.
When was the last time you were hungry?
Not just the little hunger before you grab another bag of Doritos from the pantry, but the actual gnawing hunger that most of your ancestors felt on a regular basis.
Do you know how long you can go without food?
Can you do what's necessary to obtain sustenance after going without for extended periods?
This might be a good time to answer those questions while you still have a controlled environment.
Of course, I'm talking about fasting.
Fasting has many benefits beyond knowing your limits.
It takes sincere discipline to deprive yourself of anything that you partake in on a regular basis.
When you fast, you suppress your primal animalistic desires and build discipline that you can translate into other areas of your life.
In the Christian tradition, a disciple during a fast would substitute the time they usually spend eating or preparing food with prayer.
The pangs of hunger serve as a reminder to pray throughout the day.
The hunger pangs can be used as reminders for other things as well, such as meditation, doing a quick exercise, looking away from your screen, and fixing your posture.
There are several types of fasting.
Standard fasting is abstaining from food for a period of time, usually measured in days and often for special occasions.
You can still drink clear liquids, tea, and coffee during a fast, unless you're also doing a liquid fast, which I would not recommend off the bat.
The second type is intermittent fasting, which has several different methods, but it is usually done by restricting your eating to an eight-hour period and fasting for the remaining 16.
Intermittent fasting isn't that difficult, and some people do it just as a part of their natural eating cycle.
Intermittent fasting is usually done as a lifestyle change due to the health benefits, which, intermittent or otherwise, fasting has many of.
Fasting fixes your insulin resistance, reduces inflammation, and increases your growth hormone production.
It gives your digestive tract a much-needed rest and helps you sleep if you stop eating a few hours before bed.
Of course, it helps with weight loss, but not if you gorge yourself the meal before and the meal after.
Some studies even say it improves brain function and reduces your risk of certain cancers.
A possible cause for this is that animals needed their mind to be sharp in situations where food was hard to come by.
As always, do some research yourself and be careful.
Fasting for long periods of time can cause problems if you don't know what you're doing.
But if it's short periods, I mean, it's not that hard.
All you have to do is literally just not eat.
To close out, the words of a man to whom fasting was no stranger, Romanian fascist Cornelio Codrianu.
The final words of his book, For My Legionaries.
Dear comrades, to you who have been struck, maligned, or martyred, I can bring the news, which I wish to carry more than the frail value of a casual rhetorical phrase.
Soon we shall win.
Before your columns, all our oppressors will fall.
Forgive those who struck you for personal reasons.
Those who have tortured you for your faith in the Romanian people, you will not forgive.
Do not confuse the Christian right and duty of forgiving those who wronged you with the right and duty of our people to punish those who have betrayed it and assumed for themselves the responsibility to oppose its destiny.
Do not forget that the swords you have put on belong to the nation.
You carry them in her name.
In her name, you will use them for punishment.
Unforgiving and unmerciful.
Thus and only thus will you be preparing a healthy future for this nation.
April 5th, 1936.
Outstanding.
Love it.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Fast and read for my legionaries by Cornelio Codrianu.
I actually just ordered that today.
Oh, good stuff.
I tried to order.
Yeah, we'll do some quick plugs here.
I got one last question for John, and we'll bring this puppy in.
John Q. Publius has a book out.
Great guy.
And it's on the state of Maine and the immigrant invasion and how that's been engineered.
It's available on Amazon and Austara, I want to say.
I tried to order it on Amazon and they wouldn't deliver it to me.
So I'm going to go straight to the source from his publishing house.
But check that out.
We will put that in the show notes.
Make it answered.
Go get it.
I ordered one.
Yeah, definitely buy it.
Even if you're not going to read it and you're just going to put it on your bookshelf to feel good about it.
Go read it.
Do that too.
No, no, that too.
I have made charity book purchases in the past that have sat on the bookshelf.
But yeah, that's a good one.
He's put in a ton of work.
And John trolled somebody on Twitter bragging about what they did during the COVID shut-in.
And he was like, well, I wrote two books.
And Mr. Producer was the one who was like, yeah, that is, yeah.
Troll people with what you've been able to add to your skill set.
Yeah, Billy.
Books.
I'm almost finished.
I read two books.
I don't believe that.
They were picture books.
So that's not readings.
They were made out of that real thick cardboard stuff.
You know, they maybe weren't age-appropriate, but I read them.
He got through all 26 letters.
I'm really proud of you, buddy.
Smasher's anti-intellectualism is a total trope.
He loves to read, and he's got a lot up there.
There's 26 letters.
50-50.
All right, John, real quick, bonus content, real fatherland hours.
I kind of stumped Smasher with this one based on my possibly poor description of my electrical phenomenon in my house.
But get this.
Formerly had a three-way switch is now just a one-way switch.
And I wanted to add a dimmer to it.
So I got the dimmer, wired it the same way in the wall that the previous switch was, you know, attached to the same, you know, had the wires separated to the connections.
And it worked, but the dimmer didn't work.
So I, so, you know, it turned on and off, no problem.
So I assumed that the, that I had wired it incorrectly.
So then I started going through the various permutations.
All right, what do I need to switch up here to make the dimmer work?
And eventually it just stopped working altogether.
It would trip the breaker when I turned it on after my finagling.
So I said, all right, forget it.
Maybe the dimmer was busted, Smasher's hypothesis, or the number of lights could not handle the dimmer, you know, per the specs.
It didn't look like that was the case.
So I went back to the original light switch, wired it back the same way, and turned on perfectly.
Now, when I turn it off, it trips the breaker.
Have you ever heard of turning off a light switch tripping the breaker as opposed to turning it on?
Huh?
Yeah.
No.
No.
As an electrician, no.
Seriously.
I've never considered anybody turning it off, tripping the breaker.
I'm going to have to get him a video.
Johnny, a video of your work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to see his expertise.
That's the thing is, I'm going to have to have to see this.
Is this something that I can see?
Is this something that I can see when I come visit really soon?
Yeah, of course.
Absolutely.
There's a picture.
Take a little movie of it.
Yeah.
There's two blacks, a white.
I'll just go.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
We'll see.
You have two.
There are too many blacks.
I know.
It blew my mind and the breaker.
Right.
Like, I actually have to see it.
And like, oh my God.
No, no, I didn't expect you to be able, but I thought that was wild.
And I really mean at like one o'clock in the morning like that.
All right.
Yeah.
Well, very good.
Hey, the only thing better than you giving me the perfect diagnosis right now is doing it in person over a cold one.
And we'll do it safely, unlike Smasher.
Yeah, man.
Smasher likes to do live wire electrical work, but you can't.
Oh, we'll do that.
No, we'll do it.
I'll bring you.
We'll do it all.
You can't identify what wire is what if you don't have live.
Right.
Right.
You can't assume that black and white are accurate because people do all sorts of crazy stuff.
You broke up.
Electricity is colorblind.
Well, here's a question for you.
Whenever something occurs that people think maybe can't be explained by science, they tell you to call Johnny.
When your electrical problem, right, because that's the other thing you call Johnny for, when your electrical problem seems to defy science, do we have to like bump it up to, is there like a guy above Johnny who handles specifically electrical paranormal events?
His order.
Speak to Johnny's boss, please.
Yeah.
Could I speak to the CEO of Electrical Conspiracy?
Can I speak to Mike Ma, please?
He's got a solution for all your electrical woes.
Right.
Good stuff.
All right.
We are at two hours.
Thank you, Mr. Producer, for reminding us.
And you get the first thanks for taking care of us, as always.
Second, thanks in no particular order.
Johnny, really appreciate it, buddy.
Love you, John.
Thanks, guys.
Appreciate it.
Thanks for having me on.
You bet.
Anytime, I'll have to get red in on perhaps the Lindbergh child kidnapping thing and come paranormies and try not to embarrass myself.
Sam, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Great show, Johnny.
Thanks for being on the show.
It's good to talk to you.
Smasher, you get a Donka Shane too.
Pitchin'.
It was great hanging out with you and your family.
And we joked.
And my wife will listen to this maybe probably till the end.
And we were there for two nights.
And I was like, all right, come on, look at the clock.
Let's get home.
And my wife wanted to stay a third night.
And I was like, if it's really, if it really means a lot to you, we can stay for a third night.
And then eventually she caved.
We went back and it was the right call.
The kids slept on the way home, beautiful moonlit drive home.
And we'll be back and we'll see you guys soon.
So it's all good.
All's well that ends well, like Full House episode 48, which was recorded on a cold and dreary May 11th, now May 12th, 2020.
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So we'll have two stickies up at the top, this show and Sam's autobiography.
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Whatever we do, we want to add value and quality content.
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Well, there's two of them, actually.
It's Full House and the Paranormies.
And we hope that you gained a little bit more understanding of everything going on from the paragon of the paranormies, Mr. Johnny Monoxide, this week.
And we salute you.
Mr. Producer, Johnny got DJ rights for the break.
And Jayo just came out of the woodwork to request one for the close.
And he has not done so yet.
So Joe go ahead.
Tee it up.
My baby boy's favorite song right now.
Through the fire and flames by dragon force.
Wow.
Wow.
Sound.
Sounds like me.
Haven't heard it before, but I like it already.
Oh, man.
All right, fam.
We love you.
And we will talk to you next week.
Go ahead, Sasher.
See ya.
Thanks, Johnny.
Thanks, JF.
Thanks, Sam.
In flames of dancing, you turn the rain.
We ride towards the fight.
When the darkness is falling down, the times are tough alright.
For the sound of evil raptor balls around the world tonight.
Fighting hard, fighting, I'm born still through the wastelands evermore.
The scarecrows will feel the hell that is wasted on the shores.
On the blackest blazing hells of rain, we've watched them as they go.
In my remain, I'm once again with us.
Tonight we fly and we're free.
We're free before the funers go.
On towards the wilderness, I'm scared and sore.
Far beyond the sun down, far beyond the moonlight.
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls.
So far away, we wait for the day, yeah.
For the life's all so wasted and love.
We feel the pain of a lifetime.
Lost in a thousand days.
Through the fire and the flames we carry on.
As the red days dying, and the lightning packs the sky.
They raise their hands to the heavens of all their lies.
Running back through the mid-morning light, there's a burden in my heart.
We're banished from the time in the morning lay to a light beyond the stars.
In your blackest wings, see to the knee that destiny is tied.
And then the sleep will all be free to lie.
And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality.
All alone in desperation.
Now the time is gone.
Lost inside you never find.
Lost within my own mind.
Day after day, this misery must go on.
So far away, we wait for the day, yeah.
For the life souls are wasted in love.
We feel the pain of a lifetime.
Lost in a thousand days.
The fire and the flames we carry on.
Now, here we stand with that one of my own.
We fought so hard now, can we understand?
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can.
For freedom of every remaining, we wait for the day for the lights of so wasted love.