Hassan Piker and Luscious Massacre dissect social media dynamics, queer identity, and political backlash from Laura Loomer regarding their Michigan rally. They analyze the fear of right-wing violence, contrasting it with the rising anger among immigrants in "concentration camps" that signals an impending revolution. The dialogue critiques LA transit corruption, shares personal anecdotes on bullying and food habits, and promotes a collaboration with Trixie Mattel, ultimately arguing that marginalized groups will not accept the loss of their freedoms quietly. [Automatically generated summary]
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Damning Commentary Over the Episode00:14:12
He'll take the remote.
That's damning.
So damning.
So we'll be sitting there watching it and he'll pause it and he'll do commentary over the episode while we're watching the episode.
We got a picture.
We got a picture bread.
He needed to private.
This is the peak hour when they get really horrible.
Okay, well, we're going to start with that.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and podcast.
Today, we are joined by one of my very favorite people on the planet.
Yes.
Luscious Massacre.
Fear and I'm very scared.
Yeah.
Oh, you're scared.
Why are you scared?
The name.
Oh, the fear.
Oh, hello.
Oh, the name.
Hello.
Yeah.
Well, Luscious, Luscious, you just had to silence your cell phone because what happens in the morning, you said?
Men.
They love to hit me up and they want to come over.
Like they love to come over during the day.
Really?
The witching hours of the morning.
Yeah, I feel like at night you get the really like the men who are like they have a sex addiction and there's a problem.
But the ones during the day, they're the ones who go to work.
Yes.
Wait, the ones during the day are not the ones that have a sex addiction?
Well, the ones during the day are the responsible ones.
They go to work and they take a break.
Oh.
Or before they go to work, they come over and yeah, they're pounding the dolls down.
And then they go to work.
And then they go to work.
I have a trade every Wednesday at 5 p.m.
He comes over.
Oh my God, he's on a schedule.
And he lets me have it.
Right after work.
And you know, I never ask too many questions because I don't want to like unlock traumas, but I'm pretty sure he probably, he's married.
He probably has a wife.
Right.
This conversation is relative to the Republican session.
Absolutely.
What percentage of the men that the trade do you think have wives?
Well, you know, the marriage rates are falling.
Birth rates are falling and they're blaming it all on us.
Yeah, they are.
Baby.
They are.
The way you're talking about it, maybe they might be right.
No, well, actually, let's put the blame on men because why are they coming to us?
Right.
Why do we have to service them and take care of them and their needs and their sexual frustrations?
They put it on us.
We're the ones having to take care of them in the morning.
And they're narcissists because then they go to the bowling, the voting booth, and they vote against us.
Correct.
They do.
That's right.
Right.
But under the guise of nightfall, they come over and they pound the dolls.
But they won't protect the dolls.
They want to pound the dolls, but they want to want to protect the dolls.
No.
No, not at all.
Oh, my God.
Also, can I say, I've been seeing this show and, you know, all the things that you do on social media.
And every homosexual, every drag queen, every trans woman who comes on this show is always hitting on Hassan.
And so just for the sake of balance, I want to say that Hassan, I'm not into Hassan.
He's not my time.
I would never sleep with him.
I don't want to be with him.
I actually, yeah, I'm not bothered.
Why?
I just wanted to say that because I feel like everyone wants to sleep with this man.
No.
And I don't understand.
We do have a clip ready for you.
Yeah, we do.
We have a clip.
Let's bring that up.
Oh, Mark, I just want to go to the records.
I'm going to let everybody know that I can't be bothered, honey.
Yeah.
Yes.
So I saw this.
Speaking of, I don't know how close I feel to the queer community and the way I speak about these issues, including, but not limited to making fun of Austin for being a selfish top.
Was brought up by Caleb Heron on the Lost Kulturas podcast.
And I am still trying to fill space here so that Marsh can put it in the middle.
Pull up the cart, please.
Please.
He's never gotten better at that.
I told you exactly where it is.
That's wrong.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Austin Ox definitely posted it.
He was right.
I have it.
I agree.
I'm on it again.
And I am about to shut up.
I'm just like testing.
There's no fucking tears.
Truly.
I have it.
I agree.
I'm on it again.
I am about to shudder again.
I'm just like, this is this made me the wrong clip.
Yeah.
Truly.
Also, because are you showing face on there?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, it is the wrong clip.
It is the wrong clip.
So bad.
They already know the clip.
I'm trying to find it.
Is this how you know that these people are narcissists?
They're egotistical.
Here we go.
I got it.
I got it.
Because all they do is they watch their own videos.
They watch their mentions and get to the point where now they even know.
Wait a minute.
This is the wrong clap.
I got it.
I got it.
What was I got?
I got it.
I just sent it to you.
It's Popson Ox.
I just sent it to you.
What was the account?
Popsinox.
Oh, it was Popstonox.
What is Popstenox?
That's what we don't like to do.
Austinox is an editor.
By the way, can I mention something?
Can you scroll down?
No, no, no, no.
You've revealed.
Just waiting.
Play the clap.
Sweetie, play the clip.
Maybe you should get on Twitch.
Oh.
That's Hassan's.
That's Hassan's domain.
Leave it to Hassan.
Leave it to Hassan to be on Twitch.
Do we talk about politics too much?
Leave it to Hassan to be much too much.
Talking about gay guys too much.
I said this when I went on the show.
He was talking so freely about gay man.
I said, Hassan, you better fuck a man or hush it up.
I would agree.
And I would say absolutely first in line for that.
Oh, deeply.
Oh, my goodness.
And can I say, I think all these people like coming for Hassan want to fuck him too.
Oh, shit.
I agree with that.
I like Hassan.
I don't, I don't.
I'm telling you, all these girls are desperate.
I don't need to fuck them, but they come on you and they just want to fuck Hassan.
I don't need to fuck him.
I would just be first in line if there was an option.
Like, if there's going to be a sweepstakes.
I think if he wants to keep talking to Austin, the little gay guy on his podcast.
Yeah, yeah.
If he wants to keep talking to Austin, I'm hilarious.
I live off of the shade and disrespect.
He came off as more homophobic than we ever have to be.
He's still gay.
No one cares about his life.
He called me.
No one's bothered by him.
He called me the little gay guy.
You're like our sideshow kids.
If you only knew he's probably older than you, bitch.
Yeah.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, he's not.
Wait, no, Let it be very clear.
I don't know where he is.
So you are a little gay guy.
You are a little bit of a little bit of a little gay guy.
No, but little is a relative term.
I mean, compared to him, everybody's little, for God's sake.
I mean, look at him.
He's damn.
Why would you like to go on the record?
I would like to go on the record.
I just want to say I am a drag queen and I don't want to fuck Hassan.
I am not bothered by Hassan.
Yep.
I'm not attracted to Hassan.
And there's a lot of people out there that like, they don't even like Hassan.
Right.
There's a lot of people.
You've had the advantage of getting to know him.
So that makes him instantly less fuckable.
Yes, absolutely.
I'm so glad that we're going to get his personality.
I can't wait until this bit is on Republican National Convention Network.
And then they're like, Hassan's best friend says he sucks.
Why are senators campaigning with him?
I'm on Fox News with you in the background, and my family is panicking.
Yeah, I am.
Speaking of which, I was a little offended when I heard about that because I was like, why am I not on Fox News?
You were on.
You were on some of them.
But hold on.
Holy shit.
Let's get back to this.
I'll show you when I say this.
Let's finish this.
Let's finish this real quick.
Let's finish this clip.
Are you talking crazy about gay stuff?
No, just like he'll be like, he'll be like, like when I went on his show, he was like, he was like, Austin's a selfish top.
And I was like, let's take a pause.
So, what do you think that means?
Let's take a pause on that.
Let's take a pause on.
Selfish reality.
Yeah, you're a real victim.
I can't believe you.
Anyway, so there's one other aspect of this that Austin obviously wanted to bring up before March, you turn it off.
You know, there's something that you're pissed off about with Popsanaka.
Yeah, that's part of the reason why I think you didn't even want to mention that he had the original clip.
Wait, I would also like to, before we move off this, Lost Culturees better have you on the pod to make good on this.
Me?
Lost Torres.
No, no, no, no.
We could have them on the pod.
They don't want anything to do with that.
They need to have you or it's war.
What?
They called you our little gay guy.
No one calls my little gay brother my little gay guy.
They reduced me to nothing.
That's right.
I'm just a little gay guy.
Yes.
That's right.
Did you like it a little bit?
Because he said you're little, though.
She didn't like that.
She absolutely did like it.
You liked it.
You were like, my body is tea.
Well, hold on.
But can I say, I just got in here a couple of minutes ago when I walked in, first of all, I walked in and I thought it was one of those automatic doors that just closes by itself.
And I turned back and I said, oh, the door's open.
I have to close the door.
Because, honey, one of these MAGAs will come in here and they'll get us.
One of these suicide bombers is probably, they have one in every corner and they're ready to come and get us, honey, the MAG guy.
You know, they're trying to get us.
Number one, that was scary.
But the most scariest part was I walked in here and there, this is a very homosexual home.
There is rainbow flags everywhere.
Oh, yeah.
There is rainbow paintings.
There is a lot of performative queerness, honey.
The queerness is out here in this home.
I'll make a point.
Where does that come from?
I will speak to this.
I will speak to this.
Tell me.
We were raised in West Hollywood's warm bosom.
Yeah, it's true.
We were reared in the culture of homosexuality.
Our mentors were.
So it comes from a good place.
It comes from a great place.
But I do want to say as I was driving here, I was thinking, like, I don't know if y'all agree with this, but I think everyone at this table is queer.
Oh, I think I'm sucking.
Because at its core, queerness is someone who was born different and who has no shame and is able to accept their masculinity and their femininity.
So I think all of you here are, in a sense, there's queerness because you're very comfortable with your femininity.
Oh, for sure.
And the majority of heterosexual men are not.
They have a trauma and a deep shame that is ingrained into them where they're very ashamed of their femininity.
Yes.
And so I feel like you boys, these rights, honey.
Well, I mean, clearly you're taking dick and you're sucking dick.
I'm not taking dick.
Oh, because you're the one who's like, oh, you're the dick giver.
Well, I'm not a little toxic.
No, no.
I would receive it should they offer it up, but they never do.
Yeah, we need to unpack that shame.
There's a shame with you bottoming and you being vulnerable.
Like that's where your is getting opened down.
When is the last time they bent you over and they opened your ass?
They never have.
Don't you think there's a shame there?
There is no shame.
There's a shame.
My new friend told me.
I asked him to top me.
He said, absolutely not.
Number one.
Okay, so it's a, you can't find a top.
And I said, and I said, do we have any volunteers?
Press number one.
If you volunteered, he's a top shirt.
I asked him, I said, well, what if we brought somebody over to top?
And he said, I will leave the room.
So now the bottom is shaming him.
Yeah, I'm getting shamed.
For the opportunity.
No, I do think that there is a shame around feminine acts.
And I think bottoming is seen as a feminine act.
And so queer people are ashamed of it.
Although I have been getting better at giving head.
Oh, I oh my god.
That is a very feminine action.
Wait, you did bullying work.
We bullied you.
We bullied you.
They've been bullying me about it.
Last time I had an engagement and I delivered orally.
And I didn't say anything about it, but I got a text message.
Oh.
When he was on the way home.
He gave you five stocks.
And he literally was like, hey, have you been doing something different?
Because that was fantastic.
Wow.
And I went, the meatloaf is like, thank you so much.
I was like, thank you so much.
And I didn't even ask for it.
It wasn't like, well, how was it?
What's up?
What are you doing?
You're just like using the hand, just fucking finger in the butt, closing my eyes.
Was the penis clean?
Yes, of course.
Or did it smell like piss a little bit?
No.
What about the ball?
No, it was perfect.
Everything.
No, there's a lot.
No, let me tell you something about homosexuals.
They love a penis when it's a penis.
You can smell the sweat, the balls, the piss, too.
Let me tell you, New Slash, if you boys did not know, when women go down on you, y'all have your dick smell like pee.
Right.
And it smells like balls too.
Like it's a natural scent that you create.
Yeah.
And that people are naturally attracted to, especially homosexuals.
They love a lived in real penis.
I don't think they don't like when the penis is like clean, super clean and sexually modern penis.
No, I prefer.
No, I prefer.
So I think we need to push more.
I think you need to make next time the penis needs to be, it needs to be a little musky.
What should I tell them?
Should I tell them?
A night of dancing.
Please, sir, can you go urinate before I...
Yeah, it's, I mean, I'm sure he did, but just make sure maybe he just, he doesn't wipe it off maybe.
I can't do it.
I don't know if I can do it.
I mean, I'll FaceTime you next time.
Yeah.
He says that.
Will you coach me?
Yeah, coach me.
She can't do that.
Well, I said, I used to suck a lot of penis when I was younger because I was ignorant.
And I used to think, I need to please these men so they will like me.
So I was that fat woman who was like, you know, that stereotype of like, oh, big bitches, they know how to suck a dick.
They're really good in bed because they're fat and they have low self-esteem and they're desperate.
Buying Feminine Products to Take the Onus Off00:04:15
So they're going to go above and beyond for me.
So I'm going to be a fat girl.
I'm a woke.
You don't, you don't, you never, you never, but you know the stereotype of a fat girl who never go in and she please a plate.
She eats, you know what I mean?
Well, I was that fat girl.
I was the, when I was in my 20s, I was a very promiscuous woman and I would, I was the girl who would like, I'm going to give you a show because I want you to live for me.
I want you to enjoy me.
And I want to do good for big bitches everywhere.
Let me tell you something.
I have represented.
I was giving a show.
I was a showgirl because I had to represent for brown big women everywhere.
And let me tell you, we have a good reputation out there because men love us because they know we go in.
But now that I'm older, I'm in my 30s now.
Now I don't, I don't, I don't go down on them.
Oh.
I don't do anything that is for their pleasure.
I saw something recently where you, the trade had to use the bathroom and you said it.
I don't let them, when men come over for like hook, casual hookups, which I know you, y'all boys probably, y'all should understand.
I'm sure you've casually hooked up with women before, but I don't let them use my restroom.
There's no, there's no running water here.
You can't take a shower.
There are no amenities.
There are no luxuries.
Imagine if we during a casual hookup were like.
Nah, bitch, you can't piss.
Bitch, you can't.
Bitch, you can't even use the toilet, bitch.
You cannot do that.
I do it.
But men deserve it.
Men deserve it.
Because let me tell you, I've paid my dues.
So many men have disrespected me.
Now I disrespect them first.
And they like it too.
Oh, and they now, but now it's become a kink for them because I would do it too.
Like, I want to get revenge on you and I'm going to shame you for all of the trauma you've put me through, bitch.
But now they love it.
Now they get off.
I've got like toiletries in there, you know.
Oh, you're considerate.
Yeah, I know.
I went to remover tampons.
I went to your bathroom this morning.
Do you personally go buy the tampons?
Yeah, really.
You have walked through the aisles at the drugstore and you buy the tampons for the girls.
I bought them on Amazon.
It's not.
Okay.
Is that okay?
Is that less of a does that make him less of an ally?
No, I listen.
No, I think that's that's actually kind of sweet.
I feel like, listen, all the women watching at home right now, they're gonna live for him.
Now they're gonna want to fuck him more.
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I feel like every man has had the developmental phase where they have to buy a feminine product and they go to buy that feminine product and they grab like three other things to take the onus off of.
They'll be like, uh, tampons and a magazine and some gums.
And they you're just like, as they're wringing it up, the panic or like with a plan B hits.
Toxic Upbringing and Missing Tampons00:15:34
I just realized something.
Tell me.
I have never purchased a tampon and I have none in my life.
Really?
That is because I grew up very toxic.
I grew up around a mother who didn't have a uterus.
Oh, and she didn't do the thing.
You know, she didn't, they took a turn.
Menstruate.
That's a men's turn, right?
That took a turn.
No, she took it out.
After me, they took it out.
She had a hysterectomy or something wrong.
I took it out.
She went out on the way out took the mutery.
You've done this too many times.
And my sister, my sister, my sister, I don't.
She just wasn't bothered.
No, well, I don't.
She kind of, she's older than me by 10 years.
So I was like 10 years old.
She was already out by the time I was like eight.
Right.
So I don't, I never had any, nobody ever needed one.
At least when I was you know, they're not going to send me to the store.
I was buying a tampon at eight.
Right.
So anyway, I just never, I never, I don't even have, you know what?
I'm going to change that, but we don't really have many women come through my go buy some tampons just because.
Well, I mean, what if I have a woman that is uh performing uh okay, well, you can relate to this first time you bought condoms.
Very awkward.
Honey gay men don't they don't really buy condoms anymore.
Well, I mean, first time beginners do.
Yeah, girl.
Are you boys on prep and doxine?
No, but I'm in a committed relationship.
Why?
I find that very strange that you're not on Doxine Powell.
I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't have sex.
I don't know if he's married to the game.
I'm married to the game.
Yeah, no, but one of these coffees is also mine.
What?
The one that was in front of you.
I drank it.
Now I want another one.
No, motherfucker.
I only got wait.
That's a black coffee.
He's addicted.
What, though?
No, you know what?
I have something to say.
Sure.
I order coffees every single morning I have spent luscious no less than $250 on coffees.
And nobody underpaid ever even offered undervalued.
They texted me in the group chat and they said, I'll take a coffee.
That's what they said, right?
They said, we're going to, you little gay man is what they said.
I texted the group thread because I intended him to order on the company card.
You're the glorified coffee girl here.
I am the coffee girl.
This is your role.
You asked me last night, like while we were watching Neighbors, which is amazing, by the way.
I don't know if you've seen it.
Oh, okay.
All right.
All right.
Don't get mad.
I met the guy who makes it too.
I have really funny stories about it.
But yeah.
Do you see what you did?
What?
What?
Did he recommend you, Neighbors?
Yeah.
Have you ever watched Not Another Gay Movie?
We should make him watch that one.
Yeah, I love that.
Oh, my God.
That's such a good movie.
What I was going to say is last night, Austin reaches out to my team instead of me directly.
Yep.
And I get a text message.
I'm on the flight.
I'm flying back into Los Angeles.
Austin wants to check in the Hotel Hossee.
And I was like, sure.
The Hacienda, as it were.
The Hacienda.
Yeah.
This one's a great one.
Thank you.
Austin, in an effort to, I guess, like make it seem more worthwhile that he's here, like make it seem like he's a team player.
Coffee order.
Not only texted me, no, even bigger than that.
He texted me ahead of time and he said, hey, you want to watch Neighbors tonight?
And I was like, you know what?
Fuck yeah, let's do it.
We don't.
The last time I've actually suggested watching something with him, he said, what are you gay?
Like literally, he straight up, he thought it was weird that we would sit on a couch and watch him.
I don't know what movie was that.
It was, well, it was a, it was just a show called Neighbors on HBO.
Yeah, so like a series.
It was a big deal.
Oh, it was a big deal for our friendship that he suggested that he did.
And on top of that.
You know that I recommended Neighbors to he and his man friend, and then his man friend watched with me and he blew me the fuck off.
And now he's been out there.
I need to go to watch neighbors.
And he's watching it with me.
I needed to go to bed because it was late in the night.
You put on your fucking red mask and you sat around.
No, I know.
But Hassan goes to bed at like eight o'clock.
It's a lot easier.
I'm more upset that you're stealing the recommendation.
Okay, that's fair.
It's like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
You stole my rack?
You stole my rack.
And it's kind of distasteful now that I realize he cheated on you.
Yes.
Like he watched it with me.
Yes.
And in my mind, I'm thinking, like, Austin, what a brilliant show you.
He stole my rack.
You're a man of salvation.
We need to, y'all have horrible tastes for Sonal.
I think you need to watch Not Another Gay movie.
Please put that on the list.
Make him watch.
Not another gay movie.
There's also a sequel.
You're going to like the first one and then watch the second one.
Not another.
It is one of the greatest, most unabashedly queer films ever made.
It's like not another teen movie, but the gay version.
For sure.
Y'all need to watch that.
I haven't been queer.
A bunch of favorite queer movies.
Right off the side.
Have you ever seen Hedwig and the Angry?
Of course.
Have you ever seen Hedwig?
No.
You haven't seen many queer movies, have you?
Have you seen Robin?
I think if you were to look at the my portfolio of movies that I've seen and then a homophobes, I think it's probably very similar.
Just call me by your name just for like a minute.
Yeah, show of interest.
Call me by your name.
10 minutes on Austin, just a fresh hour.
Have you seen Rocky Horror?
No.
Have you seen The Bird Cage?
Yes.
Okay.
Birdcage.
Call me by your name.
My favorite gay movies of all time.
Have you seen Brokeback?
The Broke Cage.
You haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it either.
Oh, you need to watch that too.
Broken made that.
You need to learn them up.
You need to give them a queer education, but clearly they have to give it to you.
Part of me thinks these movies are designed for people like allies that need to see our lifestyle, right?
Not every day.
No, I think they're, yeah, they're there to represent queer people in your life.
Which is queer stories, bitch.
Which is why I'm going to watch it.
Have you seen Moonlight?
But let me tell you why he didn't like Heated Rivalry because the whole time he's watching Heated Rivalry, he's like, damn, I can't do this Heated Rivalry.
Because he's watching it from the sense of like, damn, these gays, they're getting me honey.
Yeah, because it comes from a place of like, can I compete with these gays?
Oh, my God.
Oh, you got me.
The homosexuals are all about vanity.
They're very obsessed with the vanity.
So I know that in his mind, he's looking at these boys from queer, from the Heated Rivalry show, and he's like, damn.
I don't know if I can compete there.
No, but is it not?
What do you mean?
Am I wrong?
Compete in what way?
Like, you see it.
I can't play hockey.
No, I mean in a gay sense where you're like, damn, these motherfuckers look good, bitch.
And now this is the standard of what these gays are supposed to be giving.
I can't stay here.
I can't do this.
No, no, I feel very confident.
Speak your truth, Austin.
You can finally speak your truth about it.
I am just six and a half and three quarters perfectly fine.
Wait, no, you can spell the fight.
I can't speak your truth about the Heated Rivalry.
No, Heated Rivalry.
What didn't you like about it?
I didn't dislike it at all.
I just have a hard time watching series.
You didn't think the sex was hot.
No, I thought the sex was perfectly fine.
I thought the sex was perfectly fine.
I thought the sex was great.
I thought the sex was great.
I just thought that I loved it every second of it.
I just didn't have an opportunity.
I just haven't had time to finish it, really.
Oh, okay.
That's really what it's about.
There's no disrespect.
I have all the confidence in the world.
Everybody knows that.
We're going to have the Heated Rivalry Boys on when you're not on.
Oh, no.
One of these days.
Because you haven't watched it.
Finish your story about us on the couch.
Anyway, no, I mean, the point of the story was we watched Neighbors.
It was fantastic.
Yeah, every single person in the show is Austin.
Oh.
Like every single person.
No.
It was show.
So Neighbors.
I've never known about neighborly.
Very units of Austin fighting amongst the story.
Neighbors just how fantastic it is.
Talking about like ridiculous fights between neighbors, basically.
Oh, ridiculous fights.
But it's all real.
And it's all Austin.
I cannot begin to explain to you how Austin ever went to the bottom.
Can I tell you what it's like watching something with Hassan?
And I observed this while we were watching it, but I didn't want to bring him to drag him.
I want to save it for the podcast.
Yeah, drag him.
He watches programs on television like he's watching a video with his stream.
So he'll take the remote.
That's damning.
So damning.
So we'll be sitting there watching it and he'll pause it and he'll do commentary over the episode while we're watching the episode.
We got a fixer.
We got to fix it right.
We got to fix your brand.
We're going to fix your brand.
He needs to be professional.
That's private.
Watching it.
It happened once.
And he paused it to talk about something.
And I was like, yeah, yeah.
And then eventually, and then he lets it go again, and then he does it again.
And then I'm like not even responding.
I'm just listening to the commentary like I'm watching a stream.
I'm not sure.
And then I realize, oh, this mother is commentating over the fucking HBO show.
No.
You know if it's mental illness.
You think it's mental illness?
It's mental illness.
Oh, yeah.
He needs to be deprogrammed.
He streams so much now.
He doesn't even know how to function in a private setting.
Rocket.
It's mental illness.
I would be concerned.
I enjoyed it.
Call the doctor, bro.
I enjoyed it.
Call somebody.
I thought it was cute.
Oh, my God.
I was doing a one-man show, man.
I thought it was cute.
I was like, I'm on the couch with fucking Hassan Piker.
I mean, come on.
There we go.
All right.
Listen, there's one more story that we have to get to.
Obviously, look.
No politics, not on some politics shit here, obviously, but like last three weeks, there's been a lot going on in the world, but the American media has been predisposed with little old me for some weird reason.
And the final culmination point of all of this in the aftermath of the Michigan rally that I did with Dr. Abdul Al-Sayed, he's running for Senna.
He's a brilliant guy, was, I think, Laura Loomer, who is who looks like Jigsaw, who is like Donald Trump's, one of Donald Trump's like half a dozen.
Can I say I love that we were just talking about balls and piss and now we're doing politics.
You get everything.
It's not a little bit of everything up in here.
We need to march.
Pull up my tweet if you can, please.
Or her tweet is fine.
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Did she come for you personally?
Oh, she's been coming for me nonstop.
She's called me like an Islamic terrorist, all the stuff.
But basically, we flew back in on like a fucking 6 a.m. flight from Detroit, Michigan to Los Angeles.
She's acting like Perez Helena.
And we were trying to sleep on the flight, right?
So Laura Loomer says, exclusive pigs.
Can you zoom in a little bit?
I can't remember.
Not a source sent me these photos.
A source sent me these photos of Tom Piker's assistant.
And it's a sister wearing pro-socialist clothing while sleeping in first-class seats.
Yeah, on a Delta flight today from Detroit, Michigan to LAX Airport.
This is what we cost Champaign Socialism.
Piker was flying back from Michigan today where he just campaigned with jihadist Michigan Democrat U.S. Senate candidate Abdullah Sanders.
Anti-billionaire socialist club.
They say from their first guy seats.
So, first of all, I mean, I quote retweeted it and I said, like, look at us living in the lap of luxury.
Because this is, you know, it's insanely true.
It's a domestic flight from Michigan to California.
When you think of like billionaires.
They'll fly Emirates, practice.
When you think of billionaires flying high, you think of a fucking four-hour flight.
The grand rapists.
I do think just so you can combat the criticism, maybe you should just start taking the bus.
Yeah, I shouldn't take the bus.
You know, the tickets that they're like $40 tickets.
You know, you can.
There's a lot of good trade on those things.
It can be fun too to just like, you know, disconnect for a 30-hour drive on the bus.
You know, I travel maybe a little bit much for that.
Like, I feel like logistically, it just wouldn't work.
Well, I mean, you could start.
It would be too difficult on you.
It would take a toll.
Well, I think it would be impossible for me to be in all of these different places.
You could stream on the bus.
Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
Pull people the photo up again.
I think just for the sake of principle, can you start asking for seat 47B in the back?
The one in the middle, the middle seat in the back of the flight of the plane.
I don't fit in those seats anyway, but it's like crazy.
It's crazy because like this doesn't, this is like a normal flight.
I don't think anyone's going to look at this and be like, wow, this fucking piece of shit.
When I saw this photo, I couldn't help but notice that if I was there, this wouldn't have happened.
Okay, why?
Because I would have been sitting in first class.
Number one, I'd be on an aisle seat, right?
Be on an aisle seat.
We were both on aisle.
Yeah, but you weren't.
But the thing is, is you two are not attentive.
They don't know what's happening around them.
Austin, we were so sleepy.
You maniac.
Excuse me.
Hold on.
Dog, they took creep shots of us while we were sleeping.
I know.
You need situational awareness on the airplane that comes from a flight simulator.
And I have one.
No, no, no, no.
Hold on.
It has nothing to do with the flight simulator.
But ever since the horrific terror attacks of 9-11, I have always been at a heightened state of awareness.
Right?
So do you, are you telling me you fly first class so you can be the first one to protect and defend and attack?
Yes.
That's why.
No, it's not Wi-Fi.
It's very comfortable.
But what I was saying, what I was saying is, I'm always looking.
I'm always looking and seeing what's going on.
So if somebody's mysteriously loitering around the bathroom, what are you doing?
What are you waiting for?
So you were the girl who took the picture.
Monitoring Iran While Flying First Class00:03:02
He was the one who took the picture.
But in all seriousness, he was the Lord.
The rumor source.
In all seriousness, I'm always curious when somebody gets up, like what they're doing.
What's their story?
I'm a people watcher.
I would have watched and I would have seen nothing would have gotten past me.
I would have watched them take the photo.
It wouldn't have been slick enough.
They wouldn't have been slick enough to get past me.
Nobody can take a photo without not showing anybody language that they're taking a photo.
And I would have seen it.
No.
I would have seen it.
But some people do sleep on their photo.
Yeah, that's true.
I slept because I'm an idiot.
I like to sleep on the floor.
I'm not trying to prevent 9-11 from happening.
But I do have a 9-11 related story with this plane flight as well.
Well, at this point, MAGA is going to label you the terrorist on the plane.
Yeah, no, no, no.
That's basically what's been going on.
But it's not just MAGA.
It's also CNN as well because there's a lot of people who are pro-Israel as CNN and they've also been coming after me.
And I was watching CNN on this morning flight before I fell asleep because it was on my Instagram story.
But the Hasanabi updates, they probably re-uploaded it.
This man has the fan page and he knows all the teams.
So basically the girls are monitoring the situation.
Yeah, I'm mentally ill.
I'm monitoring the situation when I'm on this flight because I'm like, you know, the Iran stuff's big deal.
Got to figure out what's going on.
It's live television on the flight because, you know, living in the lap of luxury.
Right.
I'm watching CNN.
Dana Bash comes on.
She does their whole bit.
All of a sudden, Dana Bash starts talking about the Democratic Party's tent might be too big.
There's a controversial far left streamer, Hassan Hassanabi Piker, who's famous for saying, America deserved 9-11.
And it's just my face.
And it just says, like, the quote, like, America deserved 9-11.
There's a guy sitting next to me also watching CNN.
He points to the...
He points to the TV and he points back at me.
And he goes, is that, is that you?
Were you on the plane?
Yes.
I'm watching.
Just figure out what the fuck's going on in Iran.
And all of him, there it is.
And it looks like also watching.
Yeah, Laura Lamar Source.
And I go, haha, no.
And you said no, but hold on.
And he's like, but he looks a lot like you.
That's so crazy.
And I was like, yeah, it's me.
And I had to be like, I'm not a bad person.
Well, did you explain to him like, well, it's actually the foreigner.
Because he's later.
But like in that moment, I was like, I hope he doesn't think I did 9-11 and I'm going to do it again.
You know what I mean?
Because you're kind of half watching CNN and they're like, oh, this guy was responsible for 9-11.
He's sitting next to you.
Sitting next to you, Ryan.
My brother did study to become a pilot, but he learned how to land also.
He learned how to land also.
He knows how to build planes.
It's not just about blowing them up.
Admitting It's Actually a Foreigner00:11:11
You neutralize it easily.
You say, you turn to him and you say, look, we're flying over a lot of flyover states right now.
And none of these are big targets.
You say, none of these.
No!
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
Let me put your heart at ease.
I know they're calling me a terrorist.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
Fly the plane into a cornerfield?
I do think we need to put Hassan like in a little Sunday school.
We need to teach him how to do his makeup.
We need to teach him how to like put a bra on, put a wig on, because eventually you're going to have to go into witness protection.
And I think the easiest, most, you know, effective way for you to disappear into the world is to start to cross-dress.
It worked for that.
Who was that man?
Byron or Brian?
Brian Noam.
Honey.
Well, he didn't.
Yeah, he was a part of cross-dressing out there.
And I feel like we need to teach you the art of cross-dressing so that, you know, if you ever get to a point where the entirety of America hates you, you can just turn into a woman and disappear.
In the world.
Because famously, if there's a lot of people who are in the world.
People in America love.
It's women.
Yes.
Especially.
Especially, you know, men who's cross-dressing.
Do you ever go in full?
Do you go ever go in full dressing?
I'm always out.
I haven't done it on the plane, but I do live a considerate amount of my life as a woman, presenting as a woman during the day.
And, you know, I've never, thankfully, been disrespected by anybody like being rude.
But I also know that for the majority, I live, I'm in LA.
And even when I was in Texas, sometimes people are your own worst enemy because you go out there and you're thinking, I can't just be myself because someone is going to come for me or disrespect me.
I just, I'm not bothered.
I go out there, I live my life.
And if someone is going to disrespect me, trust me, honey, I will disrespect you back.
You're right.
When I first met you, it took me months to meet you out of.
Yeah, I'm always a woman.
I present as a most during the day, I present as a woman.
And then at night, I present as a man, which is crazy.
But you present as a man, but I still feel your.
But sometimes I feel you.
I feel your womanly energy.
Yeah.
Well, I am a very feminine creature in both states, but I do.
I know the art of male presentation and female presentation.
And I think we need to teach Hussan how to do it.
I've tried.
I've tried, as you've seen, probably.
But we need to teach you how to, so you can do it on your own.
So there's days where you can just get dolled up and just go outside.
Uh-huh.
Before we move off of this, I wanted something that I wanted to ask Austin's advice on in particular.
I already mentioned this to Will, but that was a Delta flight.
Yes.
And I'm a Delta Platinum Medallion member.
And I'm thinking, what is the best way that I can communicate to Delta that I no longer feel safe on their flights and that I would like to get comped first class forever?
Well, that, first of all, that's a huge ask.
Also, Delta's not bothered by you, baby.
Well, they're Delta.
Well, I'm a Platinum Medallion member.
I'm a loyal customer.
When we're getting standard, they thank him.
They thank you.
They thank me a little harder because we're talking about you for advice.
We want to talk about socialism.
Get rid of all the diamond class platinum status, all the privileges, all the VIP.
That's what I'm talking about.
Every bitch sits in the back of the plane so that we can stop having these issues.
Because let me tell you something.
He's off the bottom.
Cambie Diamond Platt's elite status.
I'm bitter about it.
I don't have any of those things.
Well, like, I could.
I travel quite a bit.
How do I care in this?
So, look, I'll be honest with you.
You don't have a lot of leverage because you don't know who took the photo, right?
And then if it was the flight attendant, then we're getting into some weird territory because then you could lose somebody their job.
And we're not trying to do that, even if they are.
Even if they're working with a right-wing psychopath.
Well, but the only way that that works is if you had a photo of them.
That's why if I was there, I would have had a photo of them taking a photo.
And then it would have been like Laura would have posted the photos and then I would have quote-tweeted it with the photos.
You got to take awesome stuff.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I would have done it.
If you would have had that photo, then you could, then it can become a huge deal.
Austin is the one who paid the flight attendant to take the photos and send it to Laura Loomer so he can suggest being on the next flight.
Because he wants to be on the college tour.
How badly would you want to open for me?
The college tour?
Yeah, if we were to go.
Are you kidding me?
I would love to threaten her with a good time.
I'm telling you, I can't say no to getting in front of a crowd.
I can't say no.
It is fierce.
But the problem is, I'd have to resist to not make it about me.
Right?
Because I'd probably make it a little bit about me.
I'd probably do a little show.
Like, what are you talking about?
And you're like, oh, I'm just, you know, telling you about Portland, Oregon and my day.
But I'm telling you, my intro for you would be more exciting than yours, whatever you say.
That's crazy.
I'm just kidding.
I'm joking.
Come on.
Can't we just have fun?
I did realize like public speaking obviously is like a very different beast because the first place we went to, Michigan State University, big room, you know, 400, 600 people.
And I speak for 10 minutes before Summer Lee comes on.
Summer Lee is a congresswoman from Pennsylvania.
Yep.
From Pittsburgh specifically.
So I do my speech and there's a lot of applause breaks and I'm like, oh, it's pretty good.
Right.
But the energy was kind of, you know, it was kind of, you know, normal.
Summer Lee comes on and she just starts blasting.
Like she was an incredibly gifted orator and she brought the intensity.
She plays the hits too.
Yeah.
And she hit every line bar for bar.
She just, it was, it was flowing so perfectly.
And I was like, damn, I just got speechmogged.
Like, I just got destroyed.
Can we talk about this going back to the world of the politics?
Because you're talking about public speaking and you're going on these stages with thousands of people that are.
Do you ever have a fear that someone, like one of these crazy right-wing nut jobs will try to harm you?
Like, is that something that ever goes through your mind?
No, I don't think about that at all.
But that's like something I can't really factor into my day-to-day existence because if I did, I wouldn't be able to do what I'm doing.
So there's always an ever-present threat, no matter what I do, no matter where I go.
But I just don't even think about it at all.
Because at the end of the day, you know, whatever happens, happens.
Roll the dice.
I've thought about it as like, you know, I'm a drag queen.
I'm, I like, I talk about politics and I do speeches and I go out there and I, I'm in public and I think about, oh my God, like, am I positioning myself so that one day one of these crazy people who doesn't understand where I'm coming from, they go out there and they try to, you know, like it ends up where they can cause us harm.
That's really scary that because we live in a time where these people, there is a lot of unwellness coupled with hate, coupled with, you know, these Laura Loomers, these crazy people that are out there, you know, they're painting the someone who has a different opinion, someone who has different values, different morals.
We see the world a different way.
And they do, there is a possibility where these people are, they hate us so much that they would try to harm us.
Yeah, well, I got, I got a body man.
His name is March.
Yeah.
No matter what happens.
Beloved cameraman.
Poor March.
Poor March.
Yeah, that's something.
We always joke that if he gets taken out, there will be a very nice caption that says, Hassan Piker was held down in an absolute torrent of bullets.
And also taken with him was beloved cameraman.
I will say that.
It's not true.
He was on, he was, he was mentioned in the New York Times.
Oh, right.
He got a New York Times cameraman.
No, they called him a shaggy-haired assistant or shakamo.
No, shaggy-haired camo Mauricio.
They still named him.
I will say to finish my point of what I was saying is I do have that fear that someone could do something or disrespect me or try to harm me, but I don't care.
I still have to use my voice, even if it means one day that they would try to take my life away from me.
We have to use our voice.
We have to speak because we cannot allow them to make us feel afraid and to make us feel like we can't fight for the things that we believe in.
Because they're trying to get us to that point where they want us to be so that we won't literally speak.
I think what helps me with it is if you're not outspoken and you don't present that risk to yourself, there's a thousand other young people that will face that risk just for existing the way they are that don't have a platform.
So every time you choose not to put yourself in the line of, you know, harm's way to make the world a better place, that bad world could negatively impact a lot of young people that are just existing.
So if you, if you're not willing to face that danger, then why would you put those children in danger or those young people in danger just for existing the way they are?
You know what it is also?
Autism helps.
Oh, right, right.
Yeah.
Because like, I just and autism speaks.
Yeah.
Autism.
Okay.
Yeah.
Autism speaks about.
And autism exactly.
Autism definitely, it definitely helps in my experience because I just don't even think about that stuff at all.
I'm just like, this is wrong.
I have to talk about how wrong this is.
And I just stay the horse.
And people are like, why are you always talking about that?
I'm like, because it's wrong and we have to fix it.
So that's, that's been my superpower.
What about the revolution?
Do you think we're going to get to a point where we're going to have to just revolt?
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Living in Concentration Camps Today00:04:25
I think the regular existence of ordinary Americans has not gotten to that point yet.
You know, the closest we've arrived at something similar to that, obviously, that led to the Great Society, you know, New Deal, or not Great Society, New Deal, but was the Great Depression, which was really devastating for ordinary Americans, right?
Like they were, I mean, people were dying.
So we're not there yet.
We just have regular poverty.
It's really fucked up and it's everywhere.
700,000 people are sleeping outside in the wealthiest nation on earth.
It's unacceptable.
But it's kind of almost routine.
It's routine and people don't really think about it.
And until you got like barbarous regular people that are starting to feel the pain and no longer able to get the food to feed their children, until that happens, I don't think Americans are going to rise up in a violent way.
I think we, you know, a lot of feelings that are being missed is like right now we are living in a society where there is a lot of immigrants and Latinos that are literally in concentration camps.
Yeah.
And so maybe the average American who doesn't have to, like they don't have any connection to that are not feeling the rage.
But immigrants, Latinos right now in this country are angry.
They're angry.
And we are upset that everything is business as usual when there are hundreds of thousands of brown people in concentration camps around this country and there's no one really doing anything about it.
There is no one really protesting it.
There's no one.
I saw that video where they were like, they try to take down the gate and then they just stood there.
And I think that's the beginning stages of it.
But there will be a day where we will bring down the gate and we will cross that gate because we are not going to allow you to continue to disrespect us and treat us like we're not human beings who have contributed to this country, who have been a part of this society.
A part of what makes this society beautiful too.
America would not be America without all of the Latinos, the immigrants, Mexicanos that have come to this country following, you know, chasing the American dream.
And now you don't get to say, well, we don't want you here.
We don't like you.
And we're going to get rid of the birthright citizenship.
And we're going to put you in all these concentration camps.
And on top of that, all the abuse that are happening in these concentration camps, I saw that there are literal girls and children that are coming out pregnant in these concentration camps when there are no men in there other than just these ICE agents.
So there are so many atrocities and awful things happening.
And I do think a reckoning is coming.
And I do think people are angry.
And I do think that a lot of these mega cultist right-wing nut jobs are not realizing that, bitch, you are biting off more than you can chew because we know what it feels like to be free.
And we will be damned if you come and tell us you're going to take away our freedom just because of the color of our skin.
Bitch, let me tell you something.
When the day comes that you come to my house and you tell me I don't like you and I'm here to take away your freedom.
Sweetie, we are not going to go quietly into the night.
It will not be peaceful.
It will not be peaceful.
And if the last thing we do, let me tell you something.
If you are able to take away our freedoms and take away our rights and destroy the planet, the last thing we will do is we will get revenge.
You don't get to just walk away from this and think you're going to go and live your racist, happily ever after, bitch.
It's not going to happen, sweetheart.
You need to be careful.
These people need to be careful because they are really out here literally disrespecting human beings.
What they're doing is awful.
What these motherfuckers are doing, it's awful.
And I just want you to know that there will be awful consequences too.
Oh, absolutely.
Fuck yeah.
Speak on it.
I agree.
I think there are definitely a lot of Americans who are frustrated.
You're right about that.
Collecting Millions from Toll Fees00:02:04
I mean, I've seen it.
And it's actually people from all walks of life too, which is very surprising.
Right now, I'm obviously a little bit more focused on not only doing the on-the-ground work as well.
I'm always around, but also trying to elect people that are representative of that rage, that are more responsive to that kind of thing.
Cause there's a lot of Democrats that are looking at the situation and going like, okay, these guys are.
Well, they're sellout.
Speaking of electing someone, though, last night I played a sold-out show at the Dynasty Typewriter.
Yes.
Support of a candidate.
We both love.
Yeah.
Ray Huang, running for mayor.
Running for mayor.
I don't understand why you guys didn't film it other than like paywall it, for no we're, we did, but it's not.
We're releasing it a week after.
It's just the.
The paywall is to raise money for Ray because she has the matching thing, so anybody from La who pays that gets a campaign match.
Yeah okay, but yeah, it was awesome.
Brendley Mulligan put on a DND game with some avid DND people and myself.
It was like first major event like that and it was awesome.
And Ray was inspiring and dope and has a plan for making buses in La free and making light nightlife more vibrant and fixing housing and she's incredible.
She's awesome.
Did you know that the price of buses in La only pays for the collection of the price of buses?
Yeah wait, really yeah.
So if we just made buses free, then it would be the same price.
No, it would be cheaper.
Yes, but it would be cheaper overall because more efficient and faster.
Yeah, because there's a, there's the, then why the fee collection?
30 more people would use buses over then.
Why the fuck are we paying for buses?
Because fuck, helping anyone, Austin.
That's just how municipalities work.
That's just what the American government is.
Collect.
Yes.
But you want to know why?
I don't even know the exact details, but I promise you, okay, I'm speculating, but if we were to dig a little bit deeper into this, we would probably find out this to be true.
Cutting School to Ride the Bus00:09:22
There was a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who's related to a guy who was a consultant.
Okay.
And at some point, and at some point, that consultant got a fat bag from the municipality, Los Angeles County, and they were like, How do we make this process more efficient?
He got, he collected like a couple million dollars and he wrote out a fucking map of like how to most efficiently eliminate redundancies in the toll collection process in Los Angeles.
He got a shit ton of money.
He set up that system.
I hear that same guy has an awesome plan to privatize the fire department.
Yeah, I mean, exactly.
Those, it's always like that.
Everything in Los Angeles.
When they start talking about all these like details with politics, and I'm just like, what's going on over here?
Now we're talking about the bus.
There's a lot of ticket and the flow and the bus lady in her church wig.
Let's talk about the bus lady on the bus.
Let me tell you something.
I see you, little girl, to the bus lady who's driving the bus who has to deal with all those people on the bus.
Oh, yes.
Because let's talk about pissing balls.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yes.
No, 100%.
I mean, I, I, I, I, when's the last time you wrote the bus, Austin?
Have you ever known the struggle?
Have you ever known?
Have you known the struggle of writing a public system, the public transit?
What?
With the kid, the kid who plays bugs.
Oh, I rode the school bus.
Okay.
I love the school bus.
Bugs kids.
I rode the school bus every day.
What's the craziest thing you ever did on the school bus?
Did you ever do anything that was really?
You were fighting on school bus?
There were kinds of fist fights.
I used to, my mom told me not to bully anybody.
And this isn't about Nathan.
I love that she had to tell you.
No, no, she said, well, I mean, you know, you don't come out.
You come out as a cheap learning.
Yes, of course.
So I love that your mother knew my child is selfish and I need to tell him not to bully because if not, he will bully the kids at the school.
This is a bully, or there was this guy, I remember his name.
I'm just going to say it.
Ross was his name.
And he was a bully to me.
And my dad also said self-defense.
Okay.
So if somebody hits you, you hit them back.
That's what he used to tell me.
So you were the gay who could hit them back?
Because a lot of the gays are sissies and they can't fight.
No, no, no, no.
I didn't know.
But I was gay at the time.
I thought I was straight.
I thought I was going to marry a woman.
Okay.
But low-key, I was really, I had this crush on this guy named Tanner.
He was at the time.
Tanner.
Tanner.
I used to go.
And I cried when he left town.
He moved to Michigan.
Oh, you were heartbroken.
I was heartbroken, but I didn't know I was.
Was it unrequited love?
He didn't even know you.
I didn't even know, but I remember the feeling now when you look back, that feeling was if I was of age, we would have.
It was your first love.
It was like that puppy love when you fall in love with someone for the first time.
We would have totally remember that.
Yeah, it was like, I can't do that anymore.
I can't fall in love with you.
No, like that anymore.
So this guy named Ross, he was on the bus and he pissed me off.
And so self-defense, I knew I could hit somebody if they hit me, but they had to hit me first.
So what I encouraged him to do was hit me.
So I was like, you need to hit me.
That's a real thing.
You need to hit me.
You still get the time.
Why don't you hit me?
Because I can't hit you until you hit me.
Until you hit me right now.
So he just went like this.
Right?
Maybe he was the sissy.
And so I spit on him.
Oh, damn.
You spit on him.
Flavor of love signs.
I'll never forget it to this day.
He was wearing these black, like black pants that were like, what's that material that, like, like, like a windbreaker where the same material?
Right.
Like, not vinyl, something like this.
And I spit, and I remember just seeing it just on his leg.
And he beat the shit out of you.
No, he just, that was it.
We were at a stalemate.
He thought he was fucking crazy.
And I don't remember what happened after that, but spitting.
So he got spit on.
He did spitting.
You were fist fighting.
Oh, I beat the school bus.
I was writing shit out of people.
Hassan, what about you?
Did you beat the shit out of you?
Did you write the school bus?
I did everything.
Or were you flying first class to school?
No, I wrote the school bus.
I walked to school.
I've been, I've almost gotten killed walking back from school.
I have a funny story about that.
Like where someone yeah, because there was a dude that like tried to stab me to death with a butterfly knife.
Yeah.
Damn.
Was he like, you're the guy that said America deserved Ida?
Do you see what happens when we don't give people access to the bus?
He's like right after.
He's a time traveler.
Many years from now.
Also, why would some Turkish, random Turkish teenager is like really invested in American nationality?
Turkish American Patriot.
Yeah.
So I've done that.
I love.
When I was growing up, there were a lot of restrictions.
I come from a fairly affluent background in Turkey.
I've talked about this before.
My family was pretty well off, but then also lost all their money by the time I got to college.
But regardless, when I was growing up, my dad was like very restrictive.
He wouldn't allow me to do certain things.
He wouldn't let me have any sort of freedom.
But I lived in two big cities, Islam and Ankara.
So public transit for me was liberation.
I was able to just like, you know, cut school sometimes and maybe get on a bus.
Like, so I was able to do so much more and like go to the actual city city and not the suburbs we lived in and do whatever I wanted to do.
And it was, so I've so much love for public transit.
When I lived in Chicago, I took the bus every morning from my shitty apartment to my job at the second city.
So I could work all day in the office and then I would take tickets at night and then I would perform and then I would take the bus back.
I never performed on the bus.
The reason I was starting to think about my life and why I've never taken public buses.
And the reason is, is because I never live near any.
So I was always in an area in which it was not very accessible.
You were taking the track turn.
No, no.
Were you out on the ranch?
Well, no, I was just a suburb.
He's a suburb.
I live in the suburbs.
And so we didn't really have city buses, but I did take...
In Portland, Oregon, we have something called the MAX, which is a train.
And I would take the train to the Transportation Transport.
Have you never taken the Weho Nightlife trolley?
Have you taken the Woohoo?
Oh my God, you've never taken it.
We've taken the Weehoe.
You won't take the We Ho Nightlife.
No, she lived your base for now.
I've actually been in Weho for the last six months.
She's taking the Uber black.
Listen, I will say I am living in a delusion because I don't go to the grocery store anymore.
Everything gets delivered to my house.
Uber eats every meal basically at this point.
And so I'm becoming like a recluse.
I don't leave my house for anything.
Oh, you're balling.
You're becoming a bad person.
I do groceries to the house, food to the house, tray comes to the house.
Everything to the house.
I don't leave my home.
Got to the point where I was ordering too many meals on Uber Eats and then I looked at the total bill for a month.
Oh, no, it's all your money with going straight to that.
Well, I just card, you know, I couldn't justify it.
So now my food cost is down to like $10 a day.
Wait, what?
What are you eating peanuts?
I eat trader trees.
Will was shaming me for my food budget.
Yes.
Because a lot of us should be shamed for a food bus.
Everyone's money is going just to the food.
Yeah.
Oh, I feel the money.
You don't eat them and you also love 1 a.m. acaibols.
I did order one last night again.
You ordered one last night after you had dinner?
I'll be honest with you.
This was like, I had to run a whole operation.
Bro, you are, he toots me.
I waited side.
I had bloomer.
You see this, I had to wait.
Talking about socialism, all we, all these people, are doing are ordering to the house.
I don't think they're not stepping out anywhere, but I do order.
They're flying first class.
They don't take the bus, bitch.
I, I went through a Lumer, I was right on the, I was on the couch of the son and I was like I really want this aase bowl and I I was like I had to wait till he went to bed to order it, because we need to get more respect, responsible about our food costs.
I, I have I, I don't order.
When's the last time you made a meal anybody here?
Oh no, it's too much work, it's too.
And number one, it's too expensive.
Listen, i've done the, i've done the math.
If I go and I buy the ground beef and then I buy the hamburger helper right, and then all the ingredients and the spices and the things, and then I have to cook it which is why are you wasting my time and then I have to wash the dish right, it's just too much work.
I already spent like 40 just to cook my own meal bitch, i'd rather just go on uber eats yeah, and have it delivered at least.
I know it's gonna taste good, because you know i'm gonna burn the hamburger helper too, sweetie, at this point it's easier for my peace of mind.
Listen, we have to pick and choose our battles.
I would rather save my energy into like, focusing on my self-care.
Or you know, if i'm pulling a little trade at the house yep, but you know the the by the time i'm done with the trade, the food is on at the same time.
Yeah suggestion, tell me, make the trade.
Bring me the food.
Oh no, they do that too, trust me.
Oh honey, I listen, I make the trade.
Bring me some poppers.
Oh wow, bring me.
Bring me, like a jack in the box.
Bring me something, at least something to get them out of this, short of escorting off of jack in the box honey.
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These men are stressed.
They got no money.
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The majority of them are probably have a substance abuse.
They're dealing with some issues.
You can't expect me to have them to come over here for a crazy honey.
I do it for free absolutely, absolutely.
Listen, we do it for free as well, except for our Patreon episode, which is luscious.
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Okay, that's a luscious massacre.
L-u-s-h-i-o-us, m-a-s-s-a-c-r.
Can you tell us the name of the song?
Let's.
Have a kiki.
Oh, we're doing, we're doing.
Let's have a key key.
Yes, let's have a kiki.
Lock the doors tight.
It's a remake, it's a brand new interpretation.
We made it more queer and we made it more with the times, you know, and I think people are gonna, I think the girls are gonna like.
It's a hope the girls like it.
Let's have a kiki.
I love that song.
It's one of my favorites right, i'm gonna sing a little bit of it.
You don't know wait, you don't know.
Let's have a kiki.
Lock the doors tight.
No, locked by.
Lock the doors tight.
That's not, that's not.
You're wrong.
Girls literally just see the homosexual who was the original.
Let's have a kiki.
Oh my god girl, he doesn't know.
Oh my god scissors scissors, one of my iconic queer songs of all time.
Take your mama out all night, all night.
Now, don't buy.
No, girls are not.
This is why we, we are performative.
This is yeah, this is why we game on you.
These are the queers and this is the straight man over here.
Oh my god, thank you.
I'm still learning If you and Hassan were in an ice planet, it was just you and Hassan, do you think eventually you could convince yourself to where like we're going to have to have sex with each other?
I think he would change his personality to become my spouse.
Because on an ICE planet, he wouldn't be able to provide for himself.
Right.
And it would be the hunter-gatherer.
It would fall on me to provide shelter and food and anything that he could.
Yeah, I mean, I would do all right.
So immediately he would be into the female specimen on the planet.
I don't agree with that.
Like an amphibious creature, he would become the woman.
Before evolution, he would probably have to evolve his