Jinkx Monsoon and Austin dissect contrasting sleep schedules, pet feeding methods, and shared roots in superstitious Catholic upbringings involving grave dust and uncurse rituals. They analyze neurodivergence symptoms like OCD and ADHD, compare Judy Garland's struggles to Britney Spears, and debate flamboyant masculinity in wrestling. The conversation weaves through voice acting on Adventure Time, upcoming Virgo Odyssey releases, and chaotic teenage busking days at Portland's Escape Nightclub against rivals like Silver Ball Guy, ultimately framing fame as a complex performance of identity and survival. [Automatically generated summary]
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Knocking Wood for Cats00:13:25
And I love to do that.
And usually that's like, that's a good thing.
And usually the men that I'm with, they don't really even want to suck.
Same.
Yes!
Every time we've made queer guests, big clock new shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast.
It is my distinct pleasure to welcome Broadway superstar stand-up comedian, actress, two-time, two-time winner of RuPaul's Dragways, among many other things.
The list goes on and on.
Jinx Monsoon, everybody.
It's monsoon season, baby.
Let's go.
Thank you for having me.
Jinx, it is such a pleasure to have you.
It's a pleasure to be here, even though it's 10 a.m. right now.
And I'm an early riser, but to leave my house before, you know, midday.
This is an archaic.
Typically, we film at nighttime sometimes.
Yeah, really?
Yes.
Yeah, it's terrible.
I'm a night owl.
He's an early riser.
Are you an early riser or a night owl?
I'm whenever the coffee is available.
I have to rewire.
Like when I'm on tour, I have to get myself up all night.
And then right now I have my cats that don't let me sleep in.
Does anyone else have pets?
I have two cats.
And I know you travel with two.
I'm lunatics about the food in the morning.
Do you open feed them at all?
I don't feed them.
I've given up.
Oh, yeah.
Open feeding.
Like, I just let, I don't know if this is bad.
I'm going to get attacked by cat owners, but I just fill the bowl up and let them regulate the body.
I'm just so sick of the vet giving my girls body complex issues.
Wait, how fat are your cats?
Oh, my cats are starting to gain, but they're not regulating well.
No, see?
Yeah.
You can't trust cats.
They're smarter than us.
Yeah, no.
I've been talking.
I always talk about, we've got a domestic long hair, gray one named Bumper, and he is putting on weight.
And I do comment on it.
And I've commented on it several times.
My boyfriend gets pissed at me.
He's like, quit calling him, quit body shaming.
I get so upset when the vet says Myrtle's a little pear-shaped.
Excuse you.
Excuse me is what she is.
She's loved.
I don't understand that as a dog owner, because like I'll be, I have a dog.
It's actually her birthday.
As a dog owner, I have, but I was going to say, I have, I have one dog.
She just turned three today.
It's her birthday today.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Kaya.
But also, I take care of my brother's dog from time to time as well.
And like, you just kind of have to, like, you, you have to feed them.
Like, I don't understand.
You just, you can't, like, let it.
Well, we're not saying we're going to starve ourselves.
No, no, no.
I meant like, you put their bowl.
I was choking.
I said stand-up comedian in my intro, so I felt comfortable.
You put the bowl down and you're like, now is your time to eat.
And then you put another bowl down for the other dog and you're like, now's your time to eat.
And then it has to be like a break.
You can remove them.
Yeah, otherwise they will eat all of the food.
The cats don't.
No, my dog is the same way.
He's free range.
What?
Pasture raised.
See?
I don't know.
It gets one wet food a day.
Same with the cats.
They get one wet food, but otherwise just dry foods out.
That's crazy.
As an appetif.
Farley gets his like healthy food, which he hates, and then he gets like little sweeteners.
He'll plow through those, but throughout the day, he'll hit his bowl and look at me and be like, come on, asshole.
Let's go.
That's crazy.
My cats won't allow the bowl to be empty.
My cats, they will eat what's there.
We've got them regimented right now.
They get the same amount every day.
They have to parcel it out.
They know how much.
But when what they will do is there will be three little kibble bits left and they'll like get it out individually, walk up to me and crunch them and then walk back to the bowl and get one more and walk up to me like, oh, I'm running out.
These are the last couple ones.
I love that.
Cats are so, they've got so much personality.
Divine being.
Sorry.
Dogs too.
I think the relationship between a human and an animal is one of the easiest ways everyone can practice witchcraft.
It's like there's something so magical and indescribable about the fact that I know which what all of her meows mean.
You know, the different meows and she can meow from a different room and I know she wants out, you know, or she's tattling on her sister or something like that.
Yes.
Now, Jinx, you came from a witchy home.
I did.
And I only have leaned in as an adult.
Like I was raised by witches who didn't really self-identify as witches.
When you look back on the way they raised me, I'm like, those were witches.
My mom, my grandma, and a cauldron in the living room.
Well, it was like they all, my, my mom and my grandma referred to themselves as Catholics, very loosely Catholic.
Like, I didn't grow up with a lot of just kind of the hits, just the Catholic hits, you know, everything.
Gil, Gil, Gil, don't do this.
You're a sinner.
And, but then my mom and my grandma and my aunt were so superstitious.
And then when I was a teenager, my mom would warn me not to play Dungeons and Dragons because I was going to fall in with the wrong crowd.
Yeah.
Then we'd stop at the cemetery so she could get grave dust scrapings off a happy grave so that she could win the lottery, I think was the goal with that one.
You need grave dust if you want to win.
There were all kinds of unconscious things.
No, we didn't win no lotteries.
I think you get, you don't get what you ask for.
You get what you need.
And that's very frustrating to a lot of people.
Yeah.
They come into witchcraft and they're like, I just have to say what I want and then I get it.
And it's like, no, you say what you want.
You work really hard.
And then nature gives you what you actually need.
And then you go, thank you.
So it's up to nature to decide what you get.
Well, nature's kind of really in control of everything.
I mean, we're all just dancing around until she kills us.
Right?
Like, I mean, that's what we've been fucking around for a while and now we're in the find out.
As far as earth in general, what about dark magic?
Were there any like enemies?
My mom was very, very anti-dark magic.
And she normally was doing things to uncurse herself because she was convinced there were.
That's how I feel.
What are some uncurses?
Well, burning white candles.
Okay.
Salt baths.
Oh.
You burn a white candle with a needle in the wick.
Wait, I do that anyway.
I guess that's not working.
I think I heard a candle burn better, but it's also a witchcraft.
No, no, not the, not the, like, the, the, I do salt.
I do salt baths.
I go with my bag.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This motherfucker's soaking his feet thinking he's doing.
No, no, I do a salt bath and I burn candles.
I burn white candles when I saw it.
You have to put a needle through it.
No, you don't.
Oh, you have to.
Here's the thing is like.
Is that why the hexes haven't been working?
Maybe.
Witchcraft's all about attention.
So you already do the things like knocking on wood.
Yes, I do knock on water.
So that starts as a like folk mythy thing.
Yeah.
But it also has some kind of practical application, which I was told when you're like statically charged and you keep shocking people, you knock on wood to get the currency out or something.
So it's like something that when they couldn't understand why you were shocking people, it's like demons.
Yes.
So knock on wood.
And then, and now we still do it, but we don't remember the demons.
All right.
Interesting.
Yeah, because I do knock on wood quite a bit.
That was like one of the things I have to, oh, I have to carry a piece of wood in my purse.
Oh, that is brilliant.
Emergency wood.
My friend's assistant.
That's brilliant.
He got frustrated with me like having to get out of the car and run and knock on a tree because something wrong was said, you know.
How many times did you stop a car to knock on a tree?
That might have happened once.
When does it become OCD?
That's the thing is, you know, I am a pragmatic person.
I like to know the logical reasons behind everything, like, you know, where knock on wood came from.
And then I make the more fun choice.
Okay.
So it's like, yeah, I know.
I already know about a lot of my own mental health.
Yeah, the fun, funnest parts of me.
But I just kind of choose to, I acknowledge the logical aspect.
I take the meds and then I got it.
And then I lean into someone with OCD.
Everything.
I'm like, that has a meaning.
That has a meaning.
You're a witch.
I could just be.
It's full spectrum coverage.
You got to cover all your bases.
You get medicated and you get it.
That's what my therapist says.
Yeah.
It's just like covering every angle.
This is a genuine question because I've faced this too because her and I have very similar questions.
Up until now, it was all disingenuous question.
No, no.
Superstitious.
When knocking on wood, I've always been caught up like, is that real wood?
Yes.
Right.
Oh, my God.
I do that too.
I do that too.
I'm like, is that real wood?
Is this even working?
We would fight over it.
And then we would knock on paper as a fail-safe.
Oh, no.
Interesting.
But then there's my aunt who says it has to be three.
And then if you go past three, then you have to go to the next multiple of three.
And she would freak out if you would just knock two times or knock four times.
And then sometimes other people in the family.
We'll fix the camera.
Other people in the family would.
That's crazy.
Sorry.
No, no, don't be sorry.
I was like, you said, keep going.
And I thought it was for me.
Three knocks.
Three knots.
No, it is for you.
It was for you to keep going.
No, no, you're good.
You're good.
You're good.
These cameras become covered.
Anyway, it was points of contention in my family.
I was raised.
You ordered a nice bagel for yourself with cream cheese.
I'm so sorry, Jinx.
Don't be sorry.
I was overwhelmed.
He told me to order a bunch of coffee and I just started ordering at will.
And I just ordered a bagel.
I ordered a vanilla hot tea.
I was like, I got a lot of stuff to share with the class.
I panicked.
I don't know.
Somebody takes this.
He got you this.
You've got your drink already, but whatever you want.
And Jinx, I even have a bagel if you want to share one with me.
I'll see what happens.
But it's available to you.
We'll leave it here.
I got one.
I got a superstition thing.
This is a Turkish.
I mean, we believe in like gins and stuff.
Everything I've heard from Turkish superstition from you has been kind of awesome and very bizarre.
Yeah.
So one of the things that we do in my household, well, there's two things.
One, bread is like holy.
My dad was like, if a bread falls on the ground, like you have to pick it up.
You have to like, you have to respect it.
You have to eat it.
Oh, wait, what?
Like, yeah, you can't just like, like, you can't just drop bread.
You have to eat ground bread.
Yeah.
Or, or you just have to like treat it with respect after it.
Have you eaten?
I don't know.
But that's number one.
I don't really care.
That's why I do five-second rule.
It doesn't bother me at all.
I'm just, I'm slamming things off the ground.
It doesn't matter.
Sure.
The other one that I think is really unique that I don't know why other people don't encounter or incorporate into their regimen is knives and scissors and sharp objects.
Wait, what?
When we, when in Turkey, or at least in my household, when you, when you hand, no, no, that's, that's a classic.
Yeah.
When you hand a sharp object to another person, normally some people will, uh, will offer, will, you know, hold the sharp part and give the handle to the other person in order not to like accidentally stab them.
That makes sense.
In Turkey, we don't actually exchange sharp objects directly, hand to hand.
We actually put it on the ground, like, or put it on a table, and then you spit on it.
Wait, are you being honest?
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
Well, the bread thing is totally safe.
Shaving with Contextual Clues00:05:12
Mono is rambling.
If this was a knife and I wanted to hand it to you, you're like, oh, give me the knife.
I go, no, no, no, don't touch it.
Oh, sorry.
And then when you hop to it, and then you pick it up.
So do some people really lather on it?
No, it's not a real spit.
You're not spitting.
You just go, but the reason for it is apparently if you give a sharp object to another person, you fight.
It's in order to, in order to avoid like, I guess, bad juju or in order to avoid a duel in the future.
I don't know what the historical thing is.
Spitting is an unhex, it's like a cursing and uncursing thing, kind of like the evil eye.
And so like when someone, it's all about intention.
Like sometimes witches spit over your shoulder when you feel like someone's following you.
If you feel like an astral presence is following you.
Oh my gosh, I have a question for you.
Wait, that's brilliant.
Because you said astral.
You know about astral projecting?
Yeah, I've been going on some K-holes.
Wait, I think that's.
It's like, it's actually sometimes I find myself with a few hours to kill and I'm like, we're going to try again.
I don't know.
I watch the videos.
I listen to the binaural beats that are supposed to help.
And I swear I've been close, but then I'm also like, I'm also like, what am I doing?
I had an ex-boyfriend.
I had a lot of really fun naps.
He would stalk me through astral projecting.
No.
Really?
And I never knew if I believed him or not.
I couldn't tell.
When he told you, he was like, I'm stalking you through astral projecting.
No, so he would always brag about astral projecting all the time.
And then, and then we broke up.
Okay, I know this seems crazy.
Girl.
Okay.
What?
I'm in a safe space.
You were with him.
You are.
You're in the astral project.
You're in a break.
You're in a brave space.
I want to hear about that.
Okay.
Sometimes I open up more than I should.
It's a problem I have.
No, this is great.
So we break up, right?
Well, and throughout our relationship, I got him like a Christmas present and he like knew what it was.
And I was like, how does he know?
You know, I feel like there was probably a different way he could find out without asking.
I don't think so.
And so then we break up and I'm like sad and I like write in my journal, right?
Write in my journal.
I'm in my room.
My door is locked.
I'm asleep.
I wake up in the middle of the night and I feel like someone's watching me.
And I'm like, I get really like weird feeling.
And I just kind of like shake it off.
I go back to sleep.
The next morning, he texts me an expert, an excerpt from my journal.
Isn't that weird?
That's nuts.
What if he was talking you IRL?
Yeah, I feel like he was just breaking into your shit.
I was going to say, I mean, even the witch doesn't believe.
No, no, I, I, I, I'm like, okay, so I've never spoken with anyone who truly earnestly has convinced me that they've astral projected.
But I'm also like, again, sometimes there's logical explanations for things and then our brain chooses.
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
I don't have contextual clues, enough contextual clues.
But what I can say is the next time you feel them creeping, that's what burning sage or other like when you are cleansing an area, that's to get rid of those kind of astral plane salt at the entrances of your house.
And I have heard that if you do your shoes toe to heel, that it confuses ghosts at the end of your bed.
Have you ever heard that?
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I love that.
I love this product.
I've told you before, I shave my face with it.
I shave my wabos with it.
Whoa.
I shaved my legs with it.
Shave your legs with it.
And my toes.
Shave your toes.
I also shave my toes.
Yeah.
Oh.
People didn't know that about hair on the roof of your foot.
No, not hobbit hair, just toe hair.
I did.
A lot of it.
I get like eyebrows on my toes.
All of them.
They could connect if I really wanted them to, but thank God for Harry's.
They don't.
Well, I've never seen it, but it's probably because you've been using Harry's razor.
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I think I've heard someone would you recommend going ghost horse sometimes.
Would you recommend just doing these things just as a precautionary measure?
Well, because I'm genuinely, I'm just a little super.
I don't know what's coming at me.
Diagnosed Narcolepsy and Boundaries00:06:57
It's one of those things where the more you choose to engage in it, the more you'll notice it.
You know what I mean?
Like the more you're like keeping your mind open for things, the more you're like, this squirrel's talking to me.
You're talking to two hypochondriacs.
I do these things, James.
And I don't know.
It's not based on any like actual like things that people do, but I'll make up things in my head.
Like I'll be, I'm not dead serious.
It may be OCD.
I don't know, but I'll be like washing my hands and I'll be like, if I don't do this for this period of time, something bad is going on.
Yeah, you're describing it.
You do have OCD.
Austin, you're describing OCD.
Yeah, your bedtime routine is very OCD.
I'm diagnosed.
Well, I mean, I do have it too.
I do have a bedtime routine, but I feel like it's good for me.
Well, I think, I think what we're learning.
I think what we're collectively learning, especially people in, I'm guessing our age group, we're all like, what, 30-something?
Okay.
So I think we're learning that there's a lot of cultural impacts that cause waves, you know, like higher amounts of the same neurodivergence because of similarities to how we were raised and how we were conditioned and the technology that's available.
You think Furbies gave everyone autism?
I think, I think.
I don't know the pipeline between like the power rangers and why we're all so obsessed with doing things a certain way.
I like to think because I was a latchkey kid, that's a lot of part, a lot of it, you know, like taking care of yourself, but then also like spending time alone.
I'd be like, well, mom said as long as I never answer the phone while she's gone, you know, don't tell people, you know, like you're getting kind.
I don't know.
I don't know what the pipeline is, but I do know we're probably all somewhere on the spectrum with the things that we all share.
Like enough of us all have enough of the same things that I think it's time to start accepting that we collectively share these symptoms, whether we've been diagnosed with them or not.
And I think sometimes we need to look at the symptoms and worry about assessing the symptoms before we worry about a diagnosis, because sometimes you got to get the symptoms in control to properly assess.
I like that.
Like my narcolepsy was misdiagnosed for a while because like narcolepsy is not a common thing, but depression is, you know?
So, and then I was an alcoholic for years and that masked a lot of the things that like I couldn't realize because I was always either drunk or hungover or some kind of affected.
So it's like finding out in my 30s, oh, you have lots of ADHD in there, you know.
And I haven't been diagnosed with any OCD, but I did have a therapist say once after working with me for months, I was like, these kind of feel like maybe they could be OCD tendencies.
And the therapist said, wait, have we been operating this whole time under the assumption you don't have OCD?
And I was like, what?
And he was like, I just thought that was what we were working on.
And I was like, no.
So, you know what I mean?
And I know we shouldn't try to self-diagnose.
We shouldn't start going around trying to play the like poor me game, you know, because here's the big thing that I think a lot of people forget about identifying those things is once you identify them, then it's your choice how to, you still got to find a way to interact with other people.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't think identifying your neurodivergence is now a free pass to behave however you want.
I think I've always compared my neurodivergence to my alcoholism because they all kind of stem from similar roots.
And once I realized I was an alcoholic, I was like, okay, this is bleeding out and affecting other people.
And I can either choose to divert that energy or I can choose to lose my friends.
You know what I mean?
But we all get to decide our own boundaries.
And so while you're determining your boundaries, you have to recognize that other people are also doing the same.
Right.
And they have every right to do that.
This is a crazy segue, but mentioning alcoholism, I know you've played Judy on I'm about to play Judy.
Oh, but I did play her on the snatch.
Off West End, right?
Yes.
But like, do you see, is it easier to, because she's, she had the same problems in her life, right?
And so I think, I think, well, I'll say playing Mary Todd, who in O'Mary was written as an alcoholic.
And I think when someone knows why they drink and can effectively communicate, and I feel like I feel like we have enough clues as to what caused a lot of Judy Garland's substance abuse issues,
you know, and so with those clues and what she shared publicly and what you can kind of piece together, you're like, oh, like it's kind of the same thing our society did at Britney Spears.
Yeah, right?
You know, other people who had to grow up in the public eye as not other people, other women who had to grow up in the public eye and had men just constantly telling them how to behave and then how to pull off behaving that way.
It's insane.
How do you immerse yourself in a role like that?
Is it like a question?
Like, that's such a dream role.
I guess I like to first always find what I have in common with my characters.
And so I don't drink anymore, but I remember why I drank.
Yeah.
And I remember what it helped with.
And, you know, I like to start where we're the same.
And then that kind of lives in the core of it while I find all the ways that we're different.
Right.
That's cool.
I love it.
Sorry.
I'm like such, I'm such a Judy nerd.
Like the first time I ever came to LA, that was like, I was like, I have to go to her star.
Looking at More Dong00:04:39
I have to go to her house.
I have to.
I'm going to tell chat which Judy you're talking about.
Garland.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Judy Garland, everybody.
Thank you.
She, oh, sorry.
Oh, yes.
So I was like, which book?
Yeah, she finds Dorothy in her favorite Judy Garland moments.
All of them.
I'm like, such a blood.
I'm like Donald Trump.
I'm like, all the passages.
It's time to rank them.
Hassan played Dorothy.
Oh, he did.
He did.
You could rank his performance maybe.
Oh, my God.
We could do that.
Marsh, you want to pull out?
He did a lovely job.
It was a bit of, it was an off-Broadway type.
Wow.
It was pretty far off.
While Marsh is pulling that up, I wanted to address something with you in the room, and I've been waiting for weeks to do this.
Oh, are you looking at this area?
Well, I he likes to send you something about obviously your Jinx fucking monsoon, but on top of that, you share something in common with me.
Oh, my goodness.
We are you.
If you say, no, we are both from Portland, Oregon.
We are.
Yes, we are both from Portland, Oregon.
And I have been trying to get them to visit me, and they refuse to come to the city.
She has a past.
They refuse to come see me in Portland, Oregon.
Hold on, hold on.
I know that's distracting.
Real quick, we need to address this.
Well, is it somewhere?
Do you go other places?
Yes, they do.
Many other places.
I said I would come to Portland, and I am working on setting up a show date in Portland.
Yes.
I'm looking at your pearl necklace and wondering how you've never gone to the one role from the world.
And wouldn't Hassan fit in so well in Portland?
Yeah.
I mean, we've got something for everybody.
I go to places where people disagree with me.
I see Portland as like we have the tri-cities right out.
Yes, we have committed.
Listen, I'm not kidding.
You get a little bit of everything in Portland.
You do.
Because for some reason, even though Portland is this liberal, progressive mecca in the Pacific Northwest, I always think it's like one of the most progressive, at least like in its principles, not always in its practice, because the Pacific Northwest can stand to be more diverse in background.
Once you get outside of the city limits, it gets to the point.
I just want to acknowledge that, you know, I'm not sitting here patting my own back here for coming, for being born somewhere.
But the point is, Austin is all the time.
It's a very progressive place.
And then you just go 40 minutes outside of Portland and it's like you're in the deep south all of a sudden.
Oh, yeah, confessed.
And like people have southern accents.
Yes.
And you're like, how?
How did they get southern?
My friend's dad is.
My friends.
And he has a southern accent.
I'm like, you're from Grants Pass.
What the fuck?
I know.
And I had drag queens that I grew up with who were like, girl, you better get goddamn deep dope doop duck doop.
I'm like, where are you from?
And she's like, Grasham.
Which is a.
If you went, you would know.
If you would know.
Oh, no, you would know.
I'm very familiar.
It's like Portland is like an island surrounded by white supremacist enclaves.
Oh, my God.
So here's what you need to go to Portland for.
So much weed.
Yes.
Great weed.
We have more.
I know nowadays it doesn't matter.
We also have a full nude strip club more per capita in anywhere in the world.
We don't have that in LA because of the liquor license law.
We do not have that in LA.
Yeah, and we have strip clubs full dong.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Dong out stag.
Stag and Silverado.
In Silverado.
I'd love to go to Don.
Nobody from Dong.
I'm always thinking, where can I see more dong?
It's Portland and Toronto.
That's right.
You know what?
I've been telling them they need to look at a little bit more dong everyone.
DC.
They're taking the city.
You can see Dong in DC.
And what else about Portland?
We have one of the longest-running drag shows in America, like the second-longest-running drag cabaret.
Darcy.
Darcelles.
Watching Darcelles Yes Wars00:03:06
Yes.
Darcelles.
Yes.
Rest in peace.
Yes.
And what's just, we, and you know what it is, is that it's just like there's nothing too much to do.
Right.
But also everything you'd get in any other city, but no pressure to do it all the time.
Well, we're going to do it.
And if you go visit other cities, it's just like, what's your excuse?
If you've been to Vegas and you've never been to Portland, well, that just shows you're not an ally.
Okay, to be fair.
I hate Las Vegas.
I hate most cities.
That drags you.
So I couldn't sit here.
I'm so proud.
Before we move off completely, can we watch this riveting performance?
Dogs.
Is this somewhere over the rainbow?
Oh, that's me.
I played the dog.
I was the dog.
Toto.
Yeah, that's me.
Okay.
Yeah, just a small clip.
Just a little taste.
I was the slutty lion.
They don't understand you at home.
They don't appreciate you.
Why?
It's like I was miserable.
What was inside of me?
It is my trade.
It's my calling.
It's what it says on the side of my conveyance.
Your nose sounds like a man.
All right, perfect, perfect.
Yeah.
So, what was inside of you?
I have no idea.
I'm still trying to find out.
It was remarkable listening to him sing the songs.
Yeah.
Because he had never heard them before.
He's never watched Wizard of Oz.
I've watched bits and pieces.
Like, I kind of know the vibes.
Is it that you haven't seen a lot of movies or just like or just this one?
I've seen a decent amount of movies.
I watch movies.
I just had, I mean, I remember watching it when I was younger, like a little bit, but I just don't.
I don't know.
I don't have a really good recall.
I haven't seen so many films, but because they're such a big part of culture in America, in the U.S., that I feel inundated by them.
And I actually had my friend test me once.
I knew basically the plot of every Star Wars movie, even though I've never seen anyone.
Really?
And I'm sitting there stunned because he'd say the Star Wars movie, and I'd sit there.
And of course, I'd be kind of like, you know, paraphrasing and half-assing it, but I was more or less right with five out of the six films.
No, just based on being my age in America, in the U.S., it's like I never chose it, but Family Guy, The Simpsons, everyone parodies it.
So it's like, I don't even ask to know about Star Wars or Indiana Jones, but I know everything about them.
Well, they're also on like the same rails for the most part, right?
I mean, it's always the same like hero's journey.
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Yeah.
The way I feel about it is they're these big signifiers of straight culture that have been inundated upon me.
And then, right?
And then when I say a queer celebrity's name and a straight person says, oh, I don't know who that is.
And I'm like, oh, well, they're blah, blah, blah, drag queen or queer celebrity.
And they go, well, why would I know who that is?
I'm like, because I fucking know who Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I know who what's the football Joe Namath.
Yeah.
Like, I have no reason of knowing that name, but I do.
You know, Mickey Mantle, right?
You know some names.
Know some names.
Learn some names.
Okay, so I'm realizing that I'm an equal opportunity hater because I have no idea who those names are that you reference.
Yeah, so it's not just like queer culture that escapes you.
I never said you in person.
He did a tour of that for some reason.
He's a foe.
He's a foe of our community.
He's an LGBTQ foe.
I've got this idea for straight guys who want to prove their allies.
Hey, guys, I was wondering.
Okay, start, start over, sorry.
Sorry.
That in.
Hey, guys, I was wondering, do these.
Oh, my God, Cutie.
Do these look normal to you?
No, you've got to see a doctor.
How could I find one?
Put that down for a moment, please.
Why?
Cutie!
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Really?
I just really.
Oh, my God, Cutie!
Oh, my God.
That's right.
No, we're not finished yet.
Well, we got to keep going.
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Okay.
Oh, I do the opposite.
I prove him my enemy, but go on.
He's an enemy.
I've just been thinking if a straight guy wants to prove that he's an ally to the queer community, it just fucked me.
So, because that pretty much go for it.
Do you think I have something?
I absolutely think you do.
And I actually think you'll find a lot of stuff.
If I were to start a service, is that just high-end prostitution?
No, no, no.
Honestly, I think if I invite you for it, we wouldn't put fucking in the contract, but it's implied.
But you know what I mean?
But dinner with one.
Mutual consent.
It's like the gayers are being invited to the cookout.
I think you should.
Is this horrible?
No.
Are you kidding me?
We are all about that.
I absolutely think that.
Look how fast he jumped on this.
I'm on it.
It also works the other way around.
Like, prove you don't like it.
You know?
I think we've learned that it's hard.
There's enough gay for pay men out there disproving.
Tell me about it.
Oh, my God.
Tell me about it.
Well, I don't know.
I met one the other day.
Is it you met one?
I met one, and I just looked at him and I said, What in the hell are you doing?
And why is it not me?
Can I do straight for me?
Oh, yeah, I could do it.
It's a gun to my head.
I think he does it every day.
Look at me.
How much more gay can I be for this movie?
No, no, no.
Right now, right now you're looking gay as hell.
Because people change gay.
I forget when you said brought up your boyfriend.
Oh, sure.
I'm observing.
Did you not know when I walked in?
I, you know, there's three guys, one in three.
She's gotta be 33%.
But like, straight up, out of out of us three, like, who would you perceive as gay?
Listen, I try not to presume anyone's sexuality these days.
But if you were to presume everyone wants to do me, and then I accept rejection as he's either not into chicks or not into dicks.
There's always a reason overall because I'm not hot.
That's a good way to live life.
I love that.
No, you know, I try to, you know, I don't even, you got a crop tank top and you're showing your Calvin Klein's underwear right now.
Like, they can't see it, but this is a very gay.
It's lighting your audience at home not watching the eye.
No, I mean, it's not only crop, but it's like a low cut.
He really was looking a little deeper than I thought.
No, as soon as you walked in, I was like, this is the gayest outfit you've worn.
Out of the three of you, yes, he has the most gay sensibility.
But see, this is the thing.
It's like the pearl necklace at a different time might have said to people like, here's where we are, you know?
And it's funny because it's like, I feel like, I feel like it started in porn.
Some guys were wearing pearl necklaces and then all of a sudden everyone's wearing pearl necklaces and painting their nails.
And it's gay all of a sudden.
No, it's so true because like it is, it's just a construct.
It's just how we've been.
What gets so frustrating is watching, and this is where the words, you know, like appropriation and gay baiting and all this shit, you know, like this is why people get frustrated is the same shit that we were, you know, not allowed to do as kids because it would give us away.
And we were so frightful of because of getting beat up or threatened or, you know.
And then now because things have shifted, it's like the same people who would have bullied you are now wearing nail polish.
Sure.
And I'm not implying that you would have bullied me.
I'm just saying in general, these are where the frustrations come from.
But it's also like, but that the fact that he's wearing a pearl necklace is a good thing.
Right.
You know, so it's a, it's a double-sided thing, you know?
I think the interesting thing is even being a straight male, I think I in like, it was interesting being like a flamboyant kid where I definitely am not in the homosexual vein.
I'm more in like the professional wrestler vein where like I'm just a peacock.
Right.
And I and I think regardless of your actual sexuality, I think you endure a lot of the same hatred where like growing up, I was called the F-slur constantly.
So dude, I was not.
And I'm, that's what you were seeing presented.
He was raised straight.
Right, right, right.
You know, he, I mean, if you watch this man watch Vikings football, I promise you, you will be like, there's no way he has ever had a penis in his mouth.
Like, it's just, which, by the way, obviously being gay.
Heated rivalry taught you that anything.
It contains multitudes.
That's what I'm saying.
But like, he is way straighter than I am in many respects.
All right.
In many aspects of his life.
If you could have a heated rivalry, someone that you kind of hate, a peer who's like, but you find very attractive, who would your heated rival be?
Oh.
Oh, there's too many.
You're Candace Owens, I would say, right?
Jesus Christ.
Frame one.
That was mine is weird, but I've been feeling like it would be, I've been trying to manifest Eric Andre and I working together because I just feel like or Jason Manzukas.
Okay.
Those are some heated rivals.
Because it's just like there's these men whose energy I feel like I need to match that energy.
Right.
Because that would be fun.
But that's more like as an as an actress, I want to, I want to get in the ring with some of the wrestling.
But did you ever come to WrestleMania?
I'm going to WrestleMania this time.
I was this close to going to WrestleMania with my friend because we wanted to go somewhere where there was very little chance of me being recognized by queer people.
There's drag for straight people.
100%.
That's what professional wrestlers.
Pull this up real quick.
Pull up Dalton Castle.
I want you to...
I don't think I'm.
This is like the height of kind of straight drag is Dalton Castle.
And I always thought the Undertaker was very draggy.
Very drag.
Even though his whole character.
But yeah, but his whole character is like, oh, you're a spooky eternal being.
This is Dalton Castle.
You're telling me this isn't drag.
The peacock feathers are.
Yes.
Yes.
Look at this.
It's fabulous.
Oh, my God.
That's so.
And this is all, and this is what, like, so you were talking about him being straighter than you in comparison in regards to things.
And then we look at this and we know WrestleMania is like, hands down, considered a straight scare.
And yet it is drag.
And yet we have deemed that that's manly drag, even though it's still sequins and peacock games.
And so the whole idea of someone behaving straight or behaving gay is the thing that we've got to break down.
And that's why I brought up heated rivalry because it's not so much about who likes sports and who likes sewing.
It's just about who likes sucking dick.
Yeah.
That's true.
It's true.
A great philosopher.
And even if you're gay, maybe it may not be your favorite thing to do.
Right.
You know, I mean, I don't know.
He's trying to get validation.
I have a very, I have a sterling reputation.
Really?
He has a very humble reputation as well.
Yes, thank you.
He's a service top.
They call me a thing.
But he's a selfish top.
Okay, Jinx, they have plagued me with this association of being a selfish top for so long.
And I've been trying to break through to the people.
He's an ass eater.
We give him that.
Yes, that's what I like to do.
He's assuming on earth.
And I love to do that.
And usually that's like, that's a good thing.
And usually the men that I'm with, they don't really even want their dick sucked.
Same.
Yes.
Every time we've tried to get it.
Every time we've met any queer guests, they clock your shit.
And then we get sucked.
No.
No, hold on.
Now, I want to be honest with you.
No, yes.
They exist.
Should they want me to do so?
Yeah.
I would gladly do so.
But here's the thing.
I don't enjoy it, but I'll do it.
Not enthusiastic.
The crazy thing is if you don't enjoy it.
Sure.
And then you are with people who, I'm guessing, enjoy having sex with you.
And then you're like, but they don't even want their dick sucked.
It's like, when you did suck their dick, was it like, no.
You know, like, you know, like.
I put my whole throat into it.
All of it.
Everything that I could do.
I mean, I do have a gag reflex, unfortunately.
What?
The whole time you're just vulnerable.
You know what?
I didn't even consider that.
Yeah, you're too picky.
You're like, you're, you're too, you're.
This is my favorite thing about friend groups, though, is I had a friend in college.
He was a straight male friend.
I called him my fag stag.
And he was like the one, I'm being hyperbolic, but one straight male friend that I made who never ended up wanting to hook up.
And it's like a lot of my straight male friends or curious and whatever friends felt safe experimenting with me, probably because they could see my very naturally feminine tendencies and felt kind of, I always said, I'm like a semi-permeable membrane between straight and gay.
So I feel like this is my favorite aspect of where we're at communally is straight men saying, he is an ass eater.
I'll give him that.
I will give him that.
My bro eats ass.
That dude.
But he won't suck dick.
What's that all about?
And I feel really good about your friends here.
No.
No.
I do like it.
You know what?
And they push me to be a better cocksucker.
Damn.
You know what I mean?
We've clowned on him for trying booty boot camp.
Oh, he's trying to get me to bottom is what he's trying to get me to do.
That's the type of friendship we have, really.
I just think you're going to put your heart into it.
Just focus on the things that you do like.
But this is where non-monogamy comes in great.
You don't like sucking dick.
Person you're with needs to occasionally get.
But I always think you, for the right people, you got to be willing to, you know, even if it's not your favorite thing, you know, once a year on their birthday.
I do it.
No, no.
Don't believe me.
Straight people will at least do once a year on their birthday.
So we have to show up that much.
I do show up.
I will do if there's something that needs to be done, I will do it.
You know what I mean?
I'll be there.
He's a real planet.
Yeah, team player.
I will be, you know, but like, you know, and, you know, like he said, he tried to get me.
He tried to get me to do booty boot camp.
You know, like the late, you get up, you kind of get bigger and bigger.
I don't know if you've experienced.
Anyway.
No, I just took estrogen.
So anyway, but I took booty boot camp.
I went through the thing and then nobody wants to top me.
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That's not true.
Well, that's not true.
There is a top shortage.
Also, it doesn't even matter.
Like, if you don't want to do it, you don't want to do it.
Like, we're not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're not literally forcing you to bottom.
We're just encouraging you to reciprocate.
There actually is.
I'm a bossy bottom, so a lazy top usually works well with selfish, lazy.
You could say the same.
Like when you say selfish, do you mean that is it because he will only top or is he also not doing any of the work?
No, I he's never been there.
I know.
It's like it's a meme because of how he presents himself.
I've offered to FaceTime him while I'm not.
It lets him how selfless I am.
It lends itself so perfectly.
It lends itself so perfectly to this meme that he's a selfish top.
Also partially because like for, let's be real, there are a lot of bottoms who want a selfish topic.
Which is part of the reason why, which is part of the reason why.
That's why they don't want you to, if you feel like they don't want you to bottom, it's because there's enough in LA.
Yeah, it's a perfect thing to get really hyperbolic with because it like it doesn't actually hurt his reputation at all.
And people have been fighting against it for a while.
Yeah, he fights against it.
I think a lot of people like on the outside might get mad at it.
They're like, why is your straight friends doing this or whatever?
But like, I don't think it has hurt your reputation in the game community at all.
No, if anything, you're getting more.
Yeah, people are like, I want you to be selfish.
And I'm like, well, please, if that's what you want.
We have this.
Which is limited time with you.
I have to.
I thought you were going to say we have a clip of him being a selfish.
Yeah, pull up the facebook.
That's behind the paywall when we get to the Patreon.
He's still in the dog costume.
Yeah, that's right.
I really want to talk to you about something that I don't think you've talked about much.
Sure.
Your work with Pendleton Ward.
Judging.
What's that, Will?
It's all the money I'm making on Shopify, baby.
Shopify.
I'm selling my fingernail clippings.
Oh, my God.
There's a market for you.
Really?
I'm selling my toes.
We can only really do that 10 times.
You should.
You know what?
But there's a space for everybody's small business, whether it be your toes, your fingernail clippings, or just your charming personality.
Or your quality product.
Or your quality product.
And you know what we can all use, guys?
What?
We can use Shopify to sell those things.
They make the intimidation of business easy, all in one place.
You can sign up for only $1 per month.
What?
How much?
$1 per month with the trial today at shopify.com slash fear.
Yeah, incredible.
Go to shopify.com slash fear.
Where do I go?
That's shopify.com slash fear.
One more time.
Sell anything, make a business.
It makes businesses easy, big, small, large, or small again.
Whatever.
Oh, yeah.
Our new lemon grab.
We've done Adventure Time, Fiona and Cake, and I am a huge cartoon fan.
I've actually worked with one of Pendleton's storyboard artists, Lord Spew, on a cartoon called Body Head.
How is it working with Pendleton?
Well, I have to say I've worked more with Adam Muto.
Okay.
But I definitely got to meet Pendleton Ward ages ago when I actually went to the Cartoon Network studios when I was voicing a character on Steven Universe.
And Rebecca Sugar had also worked on Adventure Time.
So I can tell you as someone who grew up watching Adventure Time and stayed with it even as I kind of aged out, but then the show kind of aged with us.
I really, I continue to watch it today.
It's one of those feel-good philosophical romps.
Anyway.
So when they had to replace Lemon Grab, and I don't know if he'll be making future appearances, I got to take over Lemon Grab because I was already voicing the alternate universe version of Lemon Grab.
It's so funny.
Lemon Carb with Cree Sumner, who is one of the like the biggest voice talents of the game.
But I can tell you the whole family there, it's like it's when you, I think the reason why once I did Steven Universe, the door was kind of wide open for Adventure Time because they all love what they're doing, you know?
And I think it's, it's one of the best things is when you can make what you love doing your work because then the work is good because it's not someone forcing you to be creative.
You're being creative because that's what you like to do, you know.
Are we going to get more voiceover stuff from you?
I know that you were recently on, I'm sorry, I'm blanking on the show.
There was one, I was like, what was the one you most recently?
Crapopolis?
Yes.
Crapopolis, House Broken.
I've been in a handful of things and I have a handful more things coming out, but it's all in NDA territory.
But it has been talked about that Lars of the Stars, a spin-off series of Steven Universe will be hitting the stream waves.
I don't know how TV works now.
I don't know if there's still networks or are directly to your wallet.
No, it's just one big network.
Coming to a dream, coming into your dreams.
Astral projecting.
Astral projecting.
But Lars of the Stars, when that comes to fruition, you might be hearing a recurring emerald appearance.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Well, we have to cut you loose.
This has been absolutely amazing.
Well, we have 10 minutes.
We do.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I thought it was you too.
You were talking it for no reason.
Well, I liked when we were just like shouting about superstitions and stuff.
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, we're going to keep going.
And oh, annually I do the Jinx and Dala holiday tour with Benda LaCreme.
And we actually, it's, what, is it spring yet?
It's spring now, and we're about to take photos for our winter tour because that's how showbiz works.
Does that go all over the country?
All over the U.S. in Canada.
Portland, if you stop.
Yeah, we have Portland.
We do LA at the Dolby Theater.
Where do you go in Portland?
Arlene Schnitzer?
Arlene Schnitz?
Yeah, the Schnitz.
The Schnitz.
That's what we want to do because we're going to do a podcast tour.
So I want to do the Schnitz.
It's a dream.
This is some stuff that you'll understand.
Okay.
I never had an after-school job other than working at the Escape Nightclub and Saturday Market.
Shut up.
I was a street mime at the Saturday Marketing.
I could pull in 60 bucks in a couple hours.
And as a teenager in high school, street miming?
That's so cool.
Get into the world of street miming.
Well, that's some Portland shit.
Well, I was doing drag at the nightclub.
And so we would mime, but really we were lip-syncing and doing drag numbers with physical miming and stuff.
But it was me and my good pal, Etienne, and we would paint our faces white.
We called ourselves the street dolls because we acted, I acted like a wind-up doll and he acted like a floppy rag doll.
Oh my gosh.
This sounds like a Portlandian.
Okay, if you watch Portlandia, it is eerily accurate.
Yes.
It is like kind of scary how on the nose they are.
And people are like, those characters are pretty wild.
And it's like, but that's really how it is.
That's why you need to go to Portland.
Get material.
The dream of the 90s isn't live.
In Portland, yeah, I've always been confused as to like, because we find it funny because we live there and it's so real, but like people that aren't from Portland don't.
Is it you're just watching a new show?
That's what I want to say.
I mean, we're also still familiar with the vibes that people are doing.
But like, they get so, it's so niche and really like into the into the Portland nitty-gritty.
They're gatekeeping Portland now.
They're gatekeeping.
They tried to be the most accurate characters on Portlandia.
Oh, like one of the sketches?
Yeah.
One of my favorite ones is when they did the free-range chicken and they went and they went and fed the chicken.
Obviously, it's exaggerated, but that to me was.
There's some places where it's like the chickens are.
You can go see the chickens over there.
I feel like the feminist bookstore.
Oh, yes.
Those ladies were like my librarians.
They were my, they were my friend's mom, you know, like I just knew too many women like the feminist bookstore owners.
My favorite one of all time is the Brickleberry Pancakes, where Tim Robbins runs like a breakfast street gang.
And because they cut the line, he makes them eat a Pop-Tart as like Pennsylvania.
Yes, it's coming back.
Go ahead and eat your breakfast.
It's got preservatives in it if you're going to love it.
Line cutter.
This point, like, I still, me and my friend, when we need to find each other in like uh Home Depot or something, it's still Ayo River.
Oh, God, do you do you know if the guy?
Okay, this is like a Portland only people that grew up here would know this.
You ever go to like, uh, did you ever go to Blazers games or anything like that?
Or like, like, Blues Festival, Blues Festival, Waterfront Blues Festival?
Yeah, I went to the Blues Festival.
Okay.
Did you have my family went to Blazers?
Okay, but like, this guy's everywhere.
Any major event in Portland, the guy that was painting himself silver with the balls.
Yeah.
Do you know him?
Yes, he used to hate us.
Really?
Because the mom, you were competing.
You had a competition with Silver Ball Guy?
Oh, well, he's a rivalry.
So the mime spots had hours of the day that you could perform at, and there were certain spots, and busking was allowed in certain parts of downtown, but not on owned property.
Yeah, like the mall.
So there were very specific spots you could busk in in Portland.
And Silver Ball Guy.
Yes.
This was his full-time job.
And he wasn't always silver.
Sometimes he was copper.
Sometimes he was always metallic.
Mostly silver, though.
Yeah, mostly silver.
And he would juggle the balls in his hand like that.
Yes.
Was it a fushigi?
No, it was like the spot for Fushigi.
The Orby ball.
He was just like this.
And then he would just freeze for a while.
And he wouldn't do shit.
And he would shake your hand.
Oh, I didn't know you could touch him.
I was terrified.
If you tipped him, he would shake your hands.
Oh, I never tipped him.
But he never spoke.
You could only touch the dancers if they allowed you to.
Did he ever hang full dog?
That's crazy.
Sorry.
But yeah, we used to have to try to beat him to the good spots.
And we never could because he was always omnipresent.
Yeah, no, he was always like, did you ever get in a fight?
That's a child.
No, because he never spoke.
But it was like he would barely, he would very sternly edge us out of spots.
He would, yeah, he would never, he would never spoke.
Like physically, he would interrupt.
He would start down the street and we'd see people going over to him and then we would just kind of get intimidated because we'd be like, is he still performing?
I don't know.
I haven't seen him in years.
Oh my God.
I went to win.
Do you remember when God was the did you see the article about God in Portland and it was the lady who sat in the center Pioneer Square for like she just sat there for four weeks straight not speaking and everyone was like how is she sustaining herself?
Oh my God.
I don't remember this.
I don't remember Portland.
Well that's just what people called her because they were making assumptions about Portland's.
This is why you guys need to come to Portland.
It's such a cool.
We have a naked bike ride.
You haven't wanted to.
You're still in Pirate.
We're still driving for Portland.
This was my main thing I wanted to do.
Hanging full dog.
Yes.
And pairing schizophrenic.
No sitting without eating in parking.
People put labels on her.
She didn't do anything.
She never called herself.
She was always peaceful.
She never called herself that.
She sat there quietly contemplating and people loved her.
Where is she at now?
Do we know?
She just left.
She was there for about four weeks and then just like she came one day, she disappeared.
Oh, the amount of people that come to Portland, can we do a Silver Ball Guy stream where you bring back the camera?
I mean, yeah, if I could.
He's silver and we let you bust.
I mean, I don't know if I could do it, but I mean, he was really just, he would just do this and he wore like a hat.
A bucket hat before they were in.
He was a trendsetter.
He would wear these big baggy clothes that were all so mature.
Can we pull up Silver Portland Orb Guy as our last thing?
I just need to see what's going on.
I need to see what's the fuck I'm looking at.
He was like an institution.
Yes, he was.
I'm so happy that he's got a lot of fun.
This is like a universal Portland thing.
Oh, she was like Portland Trailblazers.
Silver Orb.
Yeah.
Well, I was trying to, because I was trying to give you the places where he would smash him.
Right here, that's the.
Oh, I got up and down.
Wait, wait, wait.
That is the spot we used to find.
Oh, my God.
This is a year ago.
He's still.
He's still doing it?
I've seen this guy.
You have to go stream with Silver Orbit.
Maybe I've seen footage of this guy before.
May I say he is not aged a day.
Well, the paying for him.
Well, it's preserved.
He looks the same.
I mean, you would think the same thing.
He's passed the trade on down to his next generation.
Oh, it may not be the same guy.
Because we always felt like there was more than one.
Oh, maybe a different hat.
There's a whole family of Silver Orb men.
Yes, this is the guy.
He's so notorious.
He's at Portland City.
Oh, there you go.
He's just freezing.
Yes.
This almost looks like a different person.
This looks like the next generation.
Do you see the is there hair coming out the back?
No, no.
He's got like a hood under his hat.
Because the original Silver Orb guy would have never let that happen.
Oh, is that a Jimmy?
It looks like a pony.
Possibly a ponytail sprayed.
Spray painted.
Sprained it.
Sprained it.
Oh, my God.
But that is the exact same thing.
That's the guy that we used to.
That's so funny.
She used to compete.
How much money do you think he was making an hour?
That guy?
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Oh, I don't know.
He was...
He could do it from sunrise to sunset.
I know.
Unbelievable.
It was his livelihood.
Yes.
And in Portland, you dream it.
You could do it.
Yeah, that's right.
The dream is alive in Portland.
On that note, ladies and gentlemen, it was such a pleasure to have you on.
Jinx Monsoon, everybody.
Is there anything you'd like to say to our audience on anything that obviously we know you're on Off West End with Dorothy coming up, right?
Dorothy.
Judy.
It's called End of the Rainbow.
Oh, it's called End of the Rainbow.
And so depressed.
Just go to jinxmonsoon.com.
That's J-I-N-K-X.
Don't forget the K.
It was expensive.
Jinx Monsoon, everybody.
Thank you guys very much.
We're off to the very chart.
Let me try.
Okay.
I'm in line.
You're in line.
We're both in line.
You bought tampons?
Lots of tampons.
Checking out.
You're checking out with James.
Heavy flow.
The whitest.
I'm so sorry.
I say about what?
I am so...
What you're going through right now is just unbelievable.
And I just want to.
We're formative green!
And I just want to let you know that you have beautiful eyes.
Has anybody ever told you?
What am I going through right now?
You're going through a period, and I...
Quite a bit and seen.
Look at all the dampons.
Okay.
Hey!
Oh, yeah, okay.
You know what?
Let me start over.
Okay.
Let me start over.
Okay.
It's a real massacre.
Abreol.
Okay.
My God, this line is so long.
Are you talking to me?
Yes.
Yes.
I was just commenting on how long the line was.
Oh, my God.
Where did you get that shirt?
Oh, thank you.
Free people.
Free people?
Has anybody ever told you that's your color?
No, that's so nice.
Yes, of course.
He's taking the landing.
That's all you do.
He stuck the landing.
You did, man.
I like doing it to myself.
But he went gay.
You can go gay too.
Do you want me to be performatively homosexual to give a woman a compliment on Women's Month?