Hassan and Austin dissect a Twitch suspension over "Zionist pig" accusations during Black History Month, contrasting it with debates on fitness culture, peptide aesthetics like Ozempic, and drug policy shifts under Biden. They analyze viral clips of a "Batman" figure protesting ICE in Santa Clara and review the gay-themed hockey drama "Heated Rivalry," where Hassan claims newfound enlightenment only to face immediate homophobic teasing from Austin. The episode concludes with a review of the Canadian series "Forbidden Love," a call-in segment featuring a caller's extreme pain fetish, and political banter regarding Trump's deportation policies before announcing their upcoming Portland tour. [Automatically generated summary]
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Welcome To The Crash Dummies00:07:34
Um, and then you know, there are a tremendous amount of African children.
You look Mike right in his eyes.
You look Mike right in his eyes, bro.
It's Black History Month.
No, he looked right in Mike's eyes.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another fantastic episode of the Fear Ann podcast.
Welcoming back our favorite people, the Crash Dummies podcast.
Let's make sure we drop this on February 1st.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Oh, yo!
This is the second time.
Last time you guys came on, people were yelling at me, saying I'm racist.
And then they were like, wow, he went and got his two black friends.
And now it's right on cue.
Black History Month.
I wish I would have known that.
I wouldn't have dressed like how I usually dress because we came out like cosplaying like, man, I saw in the best, bro.
He is definitely not racist.
He actually locked in, Twan.
Oh, my God.
Dude, this is just Kismet.
I don't know why it just keeps happening like this.
But yeah, Kismet.
It means like fate.
Who says that?
Kismet is in Turkish.
But they say it in English too.
They say Kismet.
You've heard it before, right?
Yeah.
But it just happens to be.
It just happens.
He could.
Can I what?
Can he wear a do-rag?
It goes good with his beer.
I have.
Austin, why does one wear a do-rag?
Well, I don't know, actually.
It's technically a bonnet.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Okay.
Protect your hair.
Yeah.
Okay.
He can wear it.
Just not around me.
That one with the Diamond Jim.
That one dude, the Diamond Jim always wearing, though.
Has he?
He's always wearing a do-rag.
Oh, yeah.
What did you guys say about him?
Nothing.
I just said he's always wearing a hand.
He can get waves, though.
Maybe.
I mean, if Hassan cut his hair, he can get waves.
You guys should go to Diamond Jim.
We reached out to him.
We sent them a DM.
No cloud.
Like, he said, I mean, they just didn't look at it yet.
Muscles too big to swipe.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
No, that's what it is.
Actually, speaking of Diamond Jim, Ashton Hall so far is the only person I've seen that has cleared Diamond Jim.
Have you guys seen it?
Yeah, he did pretty good.
I mean, he's built like them, though.
Yeah.
It's true.
He's built for it.
He costed the Diamond Jim.
I mean, I would probably fuck it up.
Yeah, I would.
Are they like so funny if they're like, the only man to clear Diamond Jim was a violent homosexual?
They like, that's the gym that they do a lot of gay shit, but they're straight, right?
Like, they're yelling at each other.
Yeah, they're like doing like...
Yelling at each other is considered gay.
I mean, kind of.
You wouldn't know.
I mean, I mean, it can be.
It depends on the situation.
But it's just very...
I do think there's a little gay element to it.
Working out is very homoerotic anyway.
You know what I mean?
Like getting all big and looking at each other in the mirror and stuff, you know?
It's already homoerotic.
Wait, one second.
I don't know, man.
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck.
I think I just got suspended on Twitch, maybe?
Let's see.
Yes, Austin, you are the biggest victim here.
I mean, I am a victim of sorts.
We're all very good.
All right.
Let us know when you have a clear head.
Oh, I'm clear.
Okay, so what were we talking about?
Well, you're very clear.
You don't even have a stream to worry about anymore.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
Huh?
You don't remember?
Fuck.
Diamond Jim.
I knew it too as soon as we were.
We were talking about Diamond Jim.
Yes.
It was definitely the last thing, Diamond Jim.
And you said Diamond Jim is...
Yeah, well, you know, I think working out is very gay, regardless.
Being dominated by the music.
Austin, you would get fucking destroyed if you went to Diamond Hymn.
Because I don't know with weights.
I don't.
No, no, no.
On all accounts.
I'll be honest.
I don't get the people that go to the gym to be healthy.
I don't get it.
Crazy.
I go to the gym to look good, and that's it.
If I could look good without the gym, I'm out.
I don't give a damn about health.
Health is about.
Of course, I want to be healthy.
I want to live a long time.
I just don't want to work out.
I think for them, it's just a sport now.
Yeah.
I just, I work hot.
It's all about looking hot.
All my friends are all about.
It's like peptides now.
Yeah.
And they probably do that not for their health, but to look.
They're dropping weight like crazy.
Peptides?
Yeah.
Bro, there's some crazy ones like Reddit True Todd.
That's the new one.
That's the one that's like, they're on clinical trials right now.
I was talking to someone about it because it's like, it's not like just Wagovi or Ozempic or whatever.
It actually is like, it helps you retain muscle mass.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ozempic.
Yeah.
That's the shit I want to get on.
Ozempic ended up being, we would say it ended up being bad, right?
No.
No, it still works.
Everybody just has Ozempic head.
Yeah.
They forgot the head.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
What waits?
You mean all the fat stays on the head?
I feel like sometimes you can tell somebody got skinny too fast.
No.
No.
I thought it was when their face gets sunken in.
Yeah.
Ozempic face.
That's what I said.
That's like the death phase.
If you guys, okay, Marsh, look this up.
When bodybuilders, when they're like at the peak of competition, right before they get to the competition, they have this like their skull starts fucking showing.
UFC fighters do that too?
Yeah, when they like cut.
That was the mark of my boxing fight.
My face was gaunt.
Yeah, you cut down that level.
I was like 200 pounds.
That's a lot.
You think he was under, he was under like five.
No, he was super.
No, he was sick.
Oh, really?
Okay, I thought you were flexing.
I thought this was another like, I'm Nigerian, by the way.
Hey, somebody mentioned it.
I thought that was, this was that.
It's coming.
Yeah, look, look, it's called the death phase.
Where you can see like the different parts of the fucking skull.
And that's what happens.
What if everybody's just ugly, though?
You know, I never thought about that.
Let's get somebody that's classified as like beautiful and then let's see the sunken face.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's a heroin chic.
It was popping back in the day.
Truly.
So maybe he's going to make a comeback.
You don't know.
Heroin.
Heroin is on the out.
Heroin's on the out, actually.
Like there used to be 100,000 overdose deaths.
And now it's like been reduced to like 75.
Like it's actually going down for the first time under, it actually went down under Biden for the first time ever.
Wow.
And it's still going down now because of some of the policies that he had enabled.
Oh.
Which is interesting because Trump is now taking.
What was the policy that he enabled to remove heroin?
Not removing heroin, but...
Made it uncool.
No, no.
He passed a bill to be like, no, no, no.
Biden showed a video of himself doing heroin.
Yeah, they're like, this is just like, no, no.
What happened is Narcan.
Mass distribution.
Mass distribution of Narcan is why overdose deaths have gone down dramatically.
I thought about equipping myself with a little bit of Narcan.
Just a little bit?
Just a little bit, not like a lot, like just a little baby taste of Narcan.
I don't know.
I just thought maybe, you know, in the event that I was.
In the event that you were overdosing on heroin?
Well, I don't want to, I don't do drugs, but if I were to do them, I would be, I'd have Narcan just in case I did the wrong one.
No weed, nothing?
Weed, yes.
Okay.
Yeah, weed, but I don't consider that a drug.
Why I Wanted To Be A Cop00:04:20
Not Phillip.
You know what I mean?
I feel like that's still like a Phillip question.
Yeah.
Cops in Wisconsin considered a drug.
That's bullshit, though.
Are they still looking at it?
Doubly if you're black.
They're like, it's more like fines now.
Like if they feel like, oh, this is the amount you would have smoked.
But if you have anything like where it looks like you're selling.
But even the T, even the TSA looks the other way now.
Yeah.
I was going to say that with THC with CBD now, I feel like the flower, it makes it a little bit easier to like smoke in, I guess.
Oh, to get, yeah, to smoke out.
Because you just say I'm smoking CBD.
Yeah, yeah.
But sometimes they'll grab it and then they'll take a puff and be like, nah, bro.
There's no way.
Get the fuck in the back.
They arrest you because you're smoking mids.
If cops, if cops are focusing.
If that's what you're doing as a cop and like you're on duty and you're like, I'm going to stop these people with marijuana.
I think you should take the day off because you got nothing to do.
You know what I mean?
This is a reason why cops should go through more things before they become a cop because I thought of myself as a cop.
And yes, I will beat the shit out of somebody if I'm having a bad day.
But I shouldn't be a cop, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait, but that's the point.
I get there.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if I tell you to take your license and registration out because you were just speeding and then you roll up your window and do like that shit that they write on the paper, like talk to my lawyer, I'm busting your windows and I'm beating the fuck out of you.
Yes, but I shouldn't be a cop.
That's exactly who becomes a cop.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
No, but to your point, I hope you.
I get recruited now.
You're like, hey, we saw you on the FRM.
Yeah, we're big fans of the FRM podcast.
There was a brief period of time when I wanted to be a cop.
I even went on a ride along.
And I realized that I probably shouldn't.
Dude, no, no, no, you keep going.
You just activated a core memory in me with a ride-along statement.
Oh, you went on a ride-along too, didn't you?
We're in college for a while.
I was never going to be a cop.
I just wanted to pull people over.
That's all.
I thought it would be cool.
This is why I shouldn't be a cop.
I never wanted to shoot anybody.
I never wanted to really do anything else but sit in my squad car and turn the lights on.
I thought the lights look cool.
Okay, you'd be a good cop then.
Well, I know, but I didn't want to do anything.
I didn't even want to give people tickets.
I just wanted to pull them over.
And it's cool.
You know what I mean?
Again, goes back to the dictator.
He wasn't with fear.
He wasn't with the fear of God in someone.
He's like, I want to know I can arrest you.
I know.
I want to be clear.
I'm going to tell you what type of cop Austin would be.
He'd be the type of cop who'd pull over everyone, but if you buttered him up, he'd let you go.
And he was like, if someone was like, officer, I didn't know they let male models in.
Oh, come on.
Get out of here.
You're only going 45 over there.
And I should be pulling you over.
No.
I wouldn't.
I don't think that I would.
I don't really.
I can see you in the...
I can see you wearing like the tightest, the tightest outfit with the fucking aviators walking up.
Officer Dangle.
I would be.
I did dream about being a hot cop.
I was like Reno 911.
Yeah.
Officer Dangle.
Officer Dangle.
Yeah.
Oh, good.
But, you know, we all go through a stage where we wanted to be a cop.
No, I never wanted to be a cop.
I already hated cops.
I never wanted to be a cop.
You said you did.
Just to pull people over.
I already hated cops because, you know, when you're in college, like they're constantly fucking harassing you because, you know, they're hitting you with like bullshit noise ordinances and stuff like that.
And I already had that friction, right?
And then I'm doing this like politics of criminal justice class in college and like we had to do a ride along to write like about policing.
And all of, I don't know if the fucking cop knew my animosity or if he had given me a ticket before.
I don't know.
But there was already the vibes were bad.
And when I did the ride along, he just complained the entire time about like, oh man, like all this shit is fucking boring.
All you do is paperwork.
Like he just kept explaining to me how shitty his job is and how much paperwork goes into being a cop.
And that was when I was like, okay, I really don't.
I don't fuck with cops at all.
That's so bad.
Oh, core memory just popped in.
You want to know how fucked up Pontiac, Michigan is?
I had a field trip to Oakland County jail and we like, they took us through.
The Boring Reality Of Police Work00:14:44
Scare trade?
Like, it wasn't even scared straight.
It was like, it was a field trip that you signed up for that you could possibly sign up for.
So, a bunch of us did, and they showed us, like, what happens when someone gets booked, their fingerprints.
We saw some sales, talked to some trustees.
Like, you know, some of the trustees were like limping.
So, happy as Chris Marker.
That's a crazy, like, they just take kids to prison or county jail.
Yeah, and they're like, who wants to get fingerprinted?
And just like, if you get fingerprinted, you're in the system, right?
It's like, I don't know, man.
They got you in the system early.
You got to take him mug shots.
Yeah.
Do you think we'll ever get to meet Cutie Cinderella?
Probably not.
Is it us, though?
Be real.
It got to be up at this point.
This one.
Bro, yes.
Oh, no.
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No, I think she's very progressive.
She's racist.
No, she's not.
I can validate it.
She's a Swifty.
I can validate.
I got the Travis Kelsey beard.
Well, the old Travis Kelsey.
Yeah, no.
Also, that's like, that's Travis Kelsey.
You're Travis Kelsey before Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
It's like his Dougie went away.
Yeah, when he has swag.
So I really used to like Travis Kelsey.
I still do.
But it went down on a broken.
I was switched up on black people.
You were like, I'm done with it.
You know what I'm saying?
He was actually one of my favorite.
He's also getting older, though.
That's kind of like sometimes the swag goes a little way.
That's what I'm saying.
He's one of my favorite black men.
So like the thing that I didn't like about him is I saw a video of him and Taylor Swift dancing.
Yeah.
And he was dancing terribly.
And I'm like, he's faking.
I literally see him hit a perfect Dougie after the touchdown.
He switched.
He left his dancing style.
He was cold switching.
The cold switched hard.
He left his dancing.
You can Dougie.
That's one of the hardest moves.
You tell me you can't dance to this EDM music?
You're lying.
Thanks, Taylor.
Extra mayonnaise for me, please.
I'm telling you.
Can't you see why?
I love raisins in my potato salad.
Wow.
Wow.
It's like Undercover Brother.
You ever seen that?
Yeah.
Where he sprays the hot sauce with the.
He has to eat a mayonnaise sandwich and he takes his watch and sprays it with hot sauce.
That's Travis Kelsey right now.
We got your bag, brother.
Do you know how to Dougie?
Yeah.
It's literally at birth.
Like the doctor is literally like, oh, it's African American.
Get him started.
I don't.
I'm a terrible.
I can't.
I'm a terrible dance.
You can't, Dougie?
I'd be like smooth.
Yeah.
I can't dance.
I wish I could.
It'd be really cool.
I feel like I'm like a two-step person.
The Dougie is just too much like.
You got the Gabby Douglas?
I don't think that the other thing.
You dance better than Gabby Douglas.
You ever seen Gabby Douglas do the Dougie?
No, but I can't dance better than most people, so probably not.
I don't know.
I think you can beat her, though, on this one.
Shout out to Kelly.
She might be better now, though.
Let's see.
Let's see.
I don't think so.
But I probably am just like, just like her.
I don't think so.
I got to see it.
I would have to look at the instructions too.
The instructions to Dougie.
Yeah, yeah.
I was saying the other day that you would do a happy dance if you made the Olympic team.
Do you have it in you?
Yeah, I can be the Dougie for you guys.
Oh, no.
Even the interviewer lady knew that wasn't the right Dougie.
No.
Oh, why did she do that?
She's young, though, here.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
She's probably better now.
Yeah, has she done it since?
Oh, no.
I think she might have a TikTok up.
I feel like she's been on TikTok.
Oh, no.
The Olympics are coming up in Los Angeles.
You know what?
I don't think LA deserves the fucking Olympics.
Why is that?
Because it's a fucking shithole.
It's about to be so busy down there.
I know.
LAX can't even handle a fucking Tuesday night.
How the fuck are they supposed to expect the Olympics?
You know, do the Olympics.
Let me guess.
You flew from Wisconsin.
Where'd you stop?
We flew from Chicago.
You flew from Chicago.
You flew in on American Airlines.
United.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Flew in United.
He landed Terminal 7.
Yeah.
Chaos.
Chaos.
Took forever to get your little cars.
No cars, no cars in the rents list.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
You went to rent?
Yeah.
And you got there in line out the door.
No cars.
No cars.
No chaos.
No hat.
I didn't know it was Grammy weekend.
No.
I saw a guy who had a Grammy hat on.
Yeah.
From Chicago.
He is from Chicago.
Also, are you going to be allowed at the Olympics?
What do you mean?
Allowed?
Hey, listen.
What kind of question is that?
I saw you get banned.
Bro, dude, he kept coming.
This guy came in and racially profiled me.
No, no, no.
I'm just saying, like, come on now.
Yeah.
It's going to be dicey for you to get in there.
No, no, I'm not going to the Olympics.
Fuck that shit.
I probably will leave Los Angeles for the duration of the Olympics.
I feel like that, dude, the Olympics is so ass.
It's so.
You diss at the Olympics?
I don't know.
No, no.
The way that it works.
I think the way that Olympics should work is like we have to establish a territory, a neutral territory, and everybody goes there.
A random island?
Yeah.
Put it in Greece.
They don't got nothing going on.
Bring it back in fucking Athens.
That's where it was supposed to be.
No, I'm serious.
No, because like...
Bro, yeah, Jeffrey Epstein Island.
They're not using it.
Whoa, Bro, what are you talking?
What do you mean?
What were you going to say, Will?
Well, I was saying that the Winter Olympics is my preferred Olympics, and I actually have two things I'd like to talk about.
Oh, wow.
Do you guys watch ski jumping?
Like, where they jump and they go as far as I've seen it.
Yeah, I've got a friend that is Upper Peninsula that did it.
Really?
Yeah, well, there's a massive controversy rocking the world of distance ski jumping, and that is that ski jumpers are constantly trying to get their wing suit, the suit that they wear as big as possible to create more air drag.
So they have a bunch of athletes injecting their penises with acid.
Go ahead and pull that out.
No, that's not real.
Yes.
Yes, it's real.
No.
Wait, what is what is the asset?
What is the asset supposed to do to their enlarge their penis?
They're putting whatever they can to enlarge their penis so they can get a bigger measurement on their wing suit to create more air drag.
No, they aren't.
This is a real controversy.
Are they getting a tent?
Like, is that what it is?
No, they're just packing their dick full of matter to make it larger.
That can't be healthy.
Wait, no.
Whoa.
But like, doesn't that bring your jumping controversy?
There you go.
Ski jumping scandal.
There you go.
Wait, this is like fresh off the press.
This is real.
This is on ESPN.
Norway's manipulated suits was resolved when three team officials were banned for 18 months Thursday.
Yes.
The case tarnished Norway's hosting of the Nordic Ski World Championships last March in the country's wider reputation for fair play.
Yo, you have to zoom in.
I can't read this shit.
Please zoom in more.
Okay.
Athletes were helped to fly further by increasing the size of suits that are pre-approved in microchip by FIS.
The manipulation can be confirmed only by tearing apart this seems to the crotch area on the Norwegian.
Wait, but they're not.
Where's the acid on the dick?
Well, he has to do more research, but that is what people Are now saying is that these athletes packed their cocks full of various supplements?
I don't understand the logistics.
I just don't understand the logistics of this.
If you have a big fat hog, why don't you increase the seam?
But why don't you get a longer seam?
Why don't you just get hard?
They are gonna notice that, Austin.
Also, it's cold.
Yeah, if you're not a shower, then you're kind of.
That guy measuring this ski suit is not gonna notice if your dick is rock hard.
But yeah, but is he gonna ask about it?
He's gonna see.
They want more downwards.
Yes, so they're trying to create a larger, flaccid penis.
So they can get a flap.
I mean, I don't know.
I think I'm crazy.
No, that's so crazy.
The level of competition is that crazy.
That's what it's so cool.
That's like the first time that thought has been put together.
Like, yo, I don't want a bigger penis.
I want a bigger flight suit.
A bigger penis when I'm on soft.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, that's the thing.
There's a lot of people that believe that penis, a lot of people see soft penises and they don't understand that that actually doesn't represent the full size of the penis.
Shore, not growers.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
There's a huge, there's a huge misconception about penises all around the internet that, like, you know, that that's what they look like.
Yeah.
And so what's interesting to me is this is Norway.
Norwegian men are known to have large penises.
Really?
Yes.
Very large.
Scandinavians.
I'm not even going to fact check you.
No.
This man, I don't believe you know that.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
This man does not play around with penis size.
I'm telling you.
Let me give you a few countries.
You started to get a lot of money.
I'm telling you that.
You got some countries.
I tell you what.
Well, I mean, there's a lot of, there's a lot of European countries like the Netherlands, Norway, Finland, Sweden.
And then, you know, there are a tremendous amount of African countries.
You look Mike right in his eyes.
You look Mike right in his eyes.
Bro, it's Black History Month.
No, he looked right in Mike's eyes.
He's about to name the African country.
He just said African.
Is that bad to say?
It's true.
Look it up.
I think.
I think we did this in our podcast.
Somebody came on the podcast and said that.
They're saying countries by it?
It literally is.
No, no, no, no.
It's by truth.
No, I was just waiting for it.
I knew you had to get it.
I just never heard like the European countries.
Okay.
No, no, no.
They've seen them up there.
No, no, no.
They aren't.
You know, they're not as high.
They're not up as high.
Got it.
Based on the.
Keep going, Austin.
Well, I've done research on this.
Which other countries have this?
I don't remember which specific ones.
Oh, you just said continent.
He just went continent.
Well, I mean, last time we're on, they said it wasn't like gay enough.
So I'm making it gay.
But I'm being honest.
I mean, statistically, if you guys are questioning the sensitivity of what I'm saying, you can Google it yourself.
We can Google it right now.
All right.
It's okay.
Countries, average penis size, but I have a question about penises?
No.
About the continent of Africa.
And I'm looking right at you for a good reason.
Out of speeches went iShow Speeches did an African tour.
And unlike many people who go, oh, I went to Africa, but then they go to one country.
He went to Africa.
No, he went to Africa.
He went to every country.
Not every country, but most countries.
And the reason why I have a question for you is: one, did you follow the Nigeria one for sure?
Okay.
That is exactly the question I was going to ask you.
Because out of all the places he went to, he had a fantastic time everywhere.
Okay.
And everyone was like, just don't go to North Africa.
Don't go to North Africa.
And, you know, listen, that's my territory a little bit.
So I understand why people were saying that.
You go to Egypt, a lot of corruption that happens.
Algeria, maybe things go a little uh south as they did with the ultras, the football fans.
Yeah, but the one country that I show speed apparently did not have a very great time was in Nigeria.
I feel it, especially the I think the place he was in, that's like in Lagos, it's just such a dense city.
It's like I think Nigeria is probably just a little bit bigger than Texas or maybe a little bit smaller, but just like if you look at the population of that city in Nigeria, it's like it's up there.
So then it took him to a rough Nigeria, like that part, especially is not like a tourist type of place.
It's just like a, it's busy.
It's just a lot of people super dense, the market and stuff like that.
Yeah.
And you're going, so it's just more people.
You're going to run into like some people that it was kind of embarrassing a little bit, but I was like, it is what it is.
I heard, but it wasn't even like other people.
Because normally it's like people from Ghana being like, Nigeria sucks.
Yeah.
But it was mostly Nigerians that were like, oh, brother, don't fucking do this.
It's just the part he was in.
It's like hard to like, I feel like Nigeria doesn't have like the same like scenery.
Well, I mean, Nigeria, the Lagos doesn't have the same scenery as like if you go to like nice part in Kenya where you can see like the safaris and stuff like that.
So a lot more like if you're trying to party and have fun type of thing, which is like what he wasn't doing.
But I feel like Lagos is the biggest city.
So like everybody's there.
So that's why they took him there.
Did you watch the clips?
Yeah, they got it.
They got accused of changing.
What the fuck are you doing?
No, they got accused of changing the camera lens when they got to Nigeria.
And then they had to tell them, like, that's like the air.
No.
No, this shit.
Oh, brother.
I love Nigeria.
It's like, it's like the chaos is like what makes it, though, sometimes.
Like that part of Nigeria.
But Nigeria is so different, though.
Like, when you're in Nigeria, it's almost like three different countries damn near.
It feels like so different when you go to different places.
Every place definitely has like a different vibe.
But I'm glad that Speed went, though.
It was like a, it was interesting to see.
I saw the Algeria one with the ultras, and I feel like...
They were like throwing bottles at him and stuff.
The ultras are crazy in most places.
Even when I was in Sweden, I was like, it was different.
I've never been to a soccer game or a football game like that.
So it's like, it's different seeing how past.
I know they're militant.
And it's crazy because most of them, some of them are like really right-wing.
They're fucking Nazis.
And then there are others that are communists.
So then they like duke it out.
Some teams.
Yeah.
Some teams are like very fucking rabid militant communists.
Some teams are militant Nazis.
And then they just fight it out all the time.
I grew up in the culture a little bit in Turkey.
It's crazy.
Galatasarai.
Well, this one specifically was about Bishiktash, which is another, like, one of the major three teams.
You got Fanato Bash Galasarai and Bishiktash, right?
And Bishikhash.
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Did you say that after me?
I'm going to retain that for life.
What did it say, bitch?
You thought?
And when I was growing up, this is a good way to explain the mania amongst the fandom.
Bishiktash fans called themselves Chaosha.
They were the most militant out of all the groups, right?
Chashi means market because there's like a Bishikash market where they reside.
I remember when two Bishiktash fans stabbed one another to death over who was a bigger fan.
Wow.
Like it wasn't even like, oh, you're a bigger fan.
Well, the one that didn't die, I guess.
No, I think the one that died is the bigger fan.
And he died.
He died for that shit.
He gets a seat every day.
Or maybe.
Oh, you never know.
Hopefully he has no sweet seats.
Oh, that's right.
Anyway, you were earlier talking about how I might get banned from the Olympics because by the time you guys see this podcast, we had to do a little quick cut in the beginning because I'm banned on Twitch right now.
That's right.
I don't know for how long it will last.
We shall see, but I got got oh, what's that smell like, Will?
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Really?
Oh, yeah.
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I got got, and it's the biggest victim somehow is Austin's show.
Yes.
And by now, you're probably wondering where the Gator stream was that I had planned and I had spent an extensive amount of money on.
I pulled it, I even did some VC funding and I pulled together $10,000 and I didn't VC fund, I bankrolled it.
But I put together a stream and it is being postponed and rescheduled.
I'm so homophobic.
I was like, I don't want to do this.
That's how I know you guys are making a little some money.
Yeah, that's up $10,000.
And if I lost all $10,000, there'd been microphones on the phone.
I've been pressing Pat.
If Pat got banned and we couldn't do something that I spent, we had money.
I hit my cousin back up.
Like, we got to hit the streets, man.
I'll be honest.
I am a little frustrated because it's like, God damn it.
The one time I fucking start working my ass out.
I'm finally back.
I kind of took a couple years off.
The one time I fucking, we busted our ass to put this stream together.
I'm so sorry, Austin.
I apologize for no, no, no, no.
It's not his fault.
It's not his fault.
I mean, like, the only reason he got banned is not the, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be.
Right, right.
But, but it is technically bad.
It is what it is.
But you know what?
I'm going to persevere and I'm going to reschedule it.
Yeah.
And I, you know, I just hope that you'll be available for me.
This guy was chilled like a week before.
Is there a way we could, can we, can we see it?
Like the moment you said it?
Because if you smirk, if you smirked out there, then Austin, you should have a problem with weekly.
Like if he was angry, it feels out of anger.
But if he smirks after and laughs within 30 seconds, then he did it on purpose.
Then he's homophobic.
Okay, well, I mean, I mean, yeah, like he knew that he was going to get clapped for it.
I mean, I look, it is.
I didn't think that I was going to get clapped for it.
What are you crazy?
No, as soon as I got the phone call, I knew I was clapped.
No, I didn't think I would get fucking banned for it.
I'm surprised.
I'm surprised they didn't give me a call.
Yeah, they should have.
No, it's a ridiculous ban.
It happened because the ADL pushed Twitch to implement new term service violations.
And then so now you can't say like insert any name with Zionist.
You can say like Zionist pig or anything like that.
You can say Nazi pig.
You can say fascist pig, but you can't say Zionist pig.
And then I did say it.
So I got back to pig.
I got a good pickup of you on Twitter.
Yeah.
That's a good pick.
Well, I mean, it is a picture they keep using over and over again.
Here's an old photo.
Yeah, it's because the ICE databases, ICE has a database where they track people for being pro-Palestine and being anti-ICE.
Did you know that?
I'm not.
The FBI has a database of 10,000 American citizens that they literally have their faces and they're like constantly tracking as like domestic terrorists.
Yeah.
I might be on that Liz.
No, you're for sure.
You're for sure on that.
No, no, come on.
No, you're literally page one.
You're the example.
I've seen this man.
I know you've seen that.
This is how the training goes.
Yeah, I'm not getting into college.
I'm here to spot.
I actually brought an ICE-related story.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Miracle on Ice.
No, please pull up Santa Clara Batman.
Santa Clara's coming in with some likes on like that.
Will got some shit.
Listen, we need heroes right now more than ever.
And thank God that we have the heroes that are standing up for us.
This week, the Santa Clara City Council was visited by a dark knight Cape Crusader vengeance.
Marsh, please play the clip.
There's a video.
Yes.
I like that, though.
Thank you.
Yeah, go ahead and play this.
This was an appeal from you may or may not know him.
That Chisel Chin.
This is Batman.
Oh, that's you.
Al Soulzone did.
Is he talking?
Hell yeah.
Seriously.
You have had months to prepare for this upcoming event.
I don't give a damn if this is outside of decorum.
People are dying on our streets every single day.
They called it Batman too.
Because Batman.
We allow the federal government to walk all over you.
Look me in the eye.
Nice totally.
That you did everything you could to protect their classmates, to protect their grandparents, to protect them.
I don't think you can.
With the exception of Park.
Thank you.
My favorite thing is the old guy in the right corner.
Go back like five seconds.
Watch him look him up and down.
He's so disgusted.
Oh, right.
Yeah, on the right corner.
Yeah.
To protect them?
I don't think you can.
With the exception of Park.
Oh, my God.
I also love the Councilman Park.
You're cool.
Every single policy on this little sheet of paper here happened right now.
Happened before the Super Bowl.
Happened before potentially hundreds of masked men come into our city.
Is this a small town?
No, not really.
I do believe this is Santa Clarita or Santa Clara.
They totally known him since he was younger, and they knew he was going to pull this shit.
As soon as he turned 18, they're like, he's going to be here.
I mean, it's honestly a pretty good speech, though.
I feel like Batman.
I honestly, I think the costume is so distracting, I didn't even retain it.
I just heard the park thing and then Was urging the council to not let ICE use police or city resources in their effort when they visited their town, which pretty based for resources as far as what?
Like their database, any kind of anything that would benefit them in their effort, essentially.
I mean, that's pretty good.
Yeah, that's a pretty good speech.
It's just like, I feel like you're going to be that serious with a speech.
Like, what is the costume?
But this is why.
This is why he didn't do the voice.
This is why superheroes won't come out of their shadows because this is what we do to them.
You know what I mean?
Like, if you're watching this and you actually got superpowers and then you see everybody clowning this, dude, you're like, man, I could be saving the world, but they just gonna clown me.
You think like these superheroes have ruined real superheroes?
Yes, for sure.
They're not coming out.
Because they're just like, oh, this is bullshit.
This is a movie.
If you had super strength, they would eventually find a way to get you off the streets.
They'd be like, oh, he pushed my car.
Yeah.
Take him down.
You're resisting.
No, I broke it on that screen.
I feel like at Ole and Callie, that could happen.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Do you remember that?
So that town hall meeting, I think it was that city council meeting or I don't know what that was.
It reminded me of that guy that was break dancing in the town hall meeting.
You ever seen that?
I don't think I've seen it.
Like he took the time.
Like, you know, they give you a certain time.
Yeah.
He just used that whole time to dance in front of him.
No words.
Like, I swear.
He's like filibustering.
No, here it is.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I saw this.
Tax protest.
Bam, He's a big dance.
Is he?
Oh, yeah.
He had to comment.
Oh, he had some words to say about it.
I would love to know what he had to say about his tax protest breakdown.
It might have took it down.
Some of the swag on the video.
What he was saying was too powerful.
It's just crazy.
Like, that all starts from a plan.
Like, he probably, maybe he's married or something like that.
Today I'm about to go and break dance.
God damn it.
I've had it practicing too.
Yeah, it looked like it landed him on the news.
Yeah.
You know, just like, who's this guy?
You know what, Barb?
So, gentlemen, you came to West Hollywood, California.
Yeah.
You're staying in West Hollywood, California.
Yes.
So we were talking earlier about, you know, this is this place pretty gay.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Was it?
So what was your first impression?
Because I don't think you stayed at Weho last time, did you?
I think we've always been to We Ho, but we didn't really go out.
We did Culver City one time, but we usually do We Ho.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So how was that?
How's it been so far?
You know, it's okay for us.
You know, you know, we love the city.
We love everybody.
Yeah.
But.
No, I'm not challenging you.
But oh, just in case.
I'm not waiting for you to slip up.
But we went to a dispensary and we didn't realize that it had a certain theme to the dispensary.
I'd say.
Yeah.
You know?
And the reason why we didn't realize it.
Could you elaborate?
Yeah, elaborate on that.
I would say, like, especially being like in the Midwest, I feel like here is more like PDA type of like gay people.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, gay gays.
What's up?
No, they're out in proud.
Yeah, yes.
They're not hiding gays.
Well, I would say it's like I go to a coffee shop.
It's like, I won't see like three, three couples, gay couples.
Yeah.
Yeah, you don't see really close to dance.
Yeah, densely populated.
We walked in there and we saw a lot of that.
I was like, oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's just something you don't see every day.
Yes.
And then this is how I knew what confirmed it was they wouldn't talk to us as individuals in the dispensary.
They would only talk to Mike.
And I realized they thought I was the bottom.
So I started taking control back.
Like, no, we'll take Sativa.
Can I?
Go start the car, man.
Can I be honest?
Y'all are so well dressed.
If you guys are walking around West Hollywood, you guys look like a gay couple.
You think so?
100%.
Because both of us have Timar Swag.
If I took you to, like, I'm going to a gay party tonight.
If I took you to-so, is it themed a gay party?
No, it's not themed.
Or is it just a party?
I mean, it's Hillary Duff.
I mean, come on.
What else?
Wait, it's a Hillary Duffy.
It's a Hillary Duff party.
What if he asked you that question, though?
Would you feel comfortable?
Well, he said you're not going to be able to do it.
What if me and you say we're going to a party?
And Austin was just like, is it just a black party?
It's so different.
It is different.
He said, yeah, shoot dog.
I'm trying to see like a raven party that happens to be black.
I'm trying to say, where does the scale tip?
Like, if it's like 60% gay people there, is it considered?
Is it a game?
It's a McGuire party.
No, it's a Hillary Duff.
She's on concert and it's the after party.
Oh.
It's not a Hillary Duff themed party.
Yeah.
Well, it is.
I mean, I'm not a concert.
She's going to be there.
I think she's showing up to the music out.
Yeah.
She has shoes.
Is that offensive that I don't know that?
No, I'm not.
Okay, I don't think there's any stands to it.
What does Hillary Duff do?
Is she an actress normally?
Yes.
That's what I'm northwest.
I would consider a party gay if it was like led and led by gay organizers and gay community members that were inviting a lot of gays.
Got it.
And it's not like we stop you at the door and prove it.
This guy's got to start the little girl.
Prove it.
You know what I mean?
But like, it's not hard enough, though.
But it's so strange because I'll go to a gay bar and when I see people, it's weird because I just automatically presume you are a couple.
I would just presume you're a couple.
Got it.
And it doesn't even, and I've been gay for so long that I don't even.
I don't say your whole life.
No, I don't even.
Was it third grade?
No, but I've been gay for so long, it doesn't even look weird to me anymore.
Because when I first came out, I was like, oh, that's a little strange.
Even I was a gay.
Okay, now that we're talking about gay shit.
Well, I'm not done yet.
Okay.
Because I was like, you know, I was like, when he gets in his fucking groove, you can't stop him.
I was like, man, this is a little weird.
You know what I mean?
He's a little gay.
It was like, yeah.
But now every once in a while, I'll venture into like straight porn.
Once in a while, I'll be like, that looks, it doesn't look normal to me.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
Venturing into straight porn.
Every once in a while, I get a little kinky.
That's crazy about it.
That's that kinky.
Yeah, but I'm still.
That's all different.
Yeah, I'm just still looking at the dick.
Can you believe what this man is putting his dick in?
Okay.
A vagina?
Yeah.
I just look for the.
If I was going to watch straight porn, I'd focus on the penis and I'd make sure that they crop out the boobs.
You see the game?
Speaking of gay porn.
Oh, we have to talk about heated rivalry.
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Excuse you.
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Of course, Hassan.
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Have you guys seen Heated Rivalry?
Do you guys know what Heated Rivalry is?
Is that the hockey?
The hockey.
No, so I haven't seen it, but someone from like Upstairs Neighbors from TMG, they did a whole episode theme around it.
But I still listeners were telling us to do it.
So I do the normal theme.
I go to Twitter first to see it.
And they're like, ah, this is why they keep telling us.
It's very gay.
But it's also very good.
I guess you've seen it.
I've seen one episode.
You've seen more than he.
I watched a whole season.
And the reason it's a TV show.
It's a TV show by, I think, the guy who made Letter Kenny.
Oh, if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah.
Can you look that up, actually?
I saw them at the Golden Globes.
But they're like the it girls.
I get it.
I get it though.
Because Heated Rivalry, it's a very gay sexual show.
And it's a beautiful show.
It's beautiful.
What is it about?
It's a beautiful show.
It's about hockey.
It's about two rookies, okay, that are both gay that have this major robbery.
One's number one, one's number two.
And yeah, it's made by the guy.
It's actually like almost a smut-style book that someone wrote.
And then the guy who made it actually made like Letter Kenny and stuff, too.
So it's supposed to be like they shot it super fast.
Like Letter Kenny's like a very Canadian.
Yeah.
And then there's a character named Shorzy, who's a hockey player, and then that became its own show.
Yeah.
So yeah, Letter Kenny is like an institution in Canada, but basically this guy, like they shoot this in like 37 days.
I don't think they expected it to go this crazy.
Right.
And it has been, I mean, it's been the talk of the town.
Everyone's talking about it.
Zoramdani, shout out to our boy.
Reading That Smut Style Book00:14:57
He referenced it the other day in one of his mayoral press conferences.
And I watched it because everyone in my audience is very gay and they're like, you have to watch this.
You have to watch this.
I was like, oh, fuck it, whatever.
I'll watch it.
And I watched the first two episodes.
And the first two episodes, they lay it on thick.
And by that, I mean, there's a lot of sex.
There's a lot.
By the way, so much gay sex.
A lot of interest, the two rivals?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
They play for different teams.
Yeah, they do.
And they play for two teams that are competing against one another.
Like they, they're two teams that are rivaled against one another.
And it's Forbidden Love.
And it's placed in a time when, like, it's not right now.
It's placed in a time when it was definitely a lot more difficult to be out as a gay man, especially in like as a professional athlete.
So it talks, I mean, it still is, but like, but back then it was like especially like unacceptable, right?
So it's all centered around forbidden love.
And it's a beautiful story.
I really like it, even though some of the acting is like a little corny.
But the first two episodes were just like so like the first two episodes, there's like, there's like a steep climb where they just give you a lot of stuff up front.
Like you're going to see a lot of buttocks.
Okay.
And then after that, it gets really good.
The story gets really good.
If you can get through the gay filter, like they filter you.
They're like, if you can't go through this, don't watch the rest of the day.
You don't deserve it.
It's kind of like the what we were just talking about, getting into your party.
And this is my call out.
This is my call out.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What?
That's Austin's gay card I have in my hand.
I'm putting it in my pocket.
You haven't finished yet.
What?
Because Austin watched the first episode and quit.
And I have text messages.
No, Hold on.
No, straight men don't get to interrupt.
What if you don't interrupt?
Thank you.
Okay.
This man, what kind of straggot is telling me when you say it as a straight man talking to a gay man who has a gay card right now?
All right.
Hold on, let me put these texts into context.
Okay, let me read the text first before you put it into context.
Okay, hold on there, big dog.
Read my text.
Air me out.
I sent Austin a text message.
After watching the first two episodes, we had chopped it up about it, whatever.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I sent Austin a text message last night, a thoughtful one, because I felt bad for like constantly, you know, making homophobic jokes at his expense.
After watching this, I got woke.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then he brought me back in.
He made me not woke again.
Wait, you just took my homophobic.
You jokingly.
Now I'm not because I'm gay.
Okay.
And you're not.
Okay.
Okay.
I said, episode three is a banger.
Also, these gays were moving like lesbians in 2011.
He goes, oh, of heated robbery.
I said, ain't no way they're moving in like this because episode three is a beautiful love story.
They immediately hook up for the first time and then they move in with one another.
Whatever.
It's like not something that's very common.
Austin said, I can't even watch it.
The gay sex was too much for me.
Whoa.
To which I responded with.
Yeah, give it to me.
To which I responded with, you're a pussy.
It is a lot, though.
And he said, he called you something you don't like.
No, that's right.
I don't like pussy.
No, I mean, I do love it.
Now you do me.
I love me some pussies.
It's kind of camp gay sex, you know.
I said, you watch gay porn, Lamau.
And you said, no, maybe I just have too much gay sex myself.
My life is a heated rivalry.
I said, flex.
And then he asked if he could use three gays.
My life is a heated rivalry.
I texted Hassan to rage bait him because I'm entertained.
He's defending himself because he knows the guys are going to come after him.
No, I rage bait him all the time.
And I knew he would get, I get a rise out of him.
And I, what?
Of course.
He's like, too much.
Really?
Too much gay sex?
You know how much gay sex and porn that I watch?
Are you being sarcastic?
No, I'm serious.
So your take is.
My take is.
Your take is what?
The gay sex and heated rivalry is kind of mid.
No, Jay.
No!
No, no.
Will, Will, you want half of this?
You can take half of it.
No, that's, I think that's a good role.
You can't be gay for the rest of the episode.
Wait, what?
You can.
Yeah, let's go.
Oh, fuck.
Bleach me.
I'm going to say that this episode.
All right, fuck, Cassan.
Come on.
You know, you're straight.
I'm not going to enjoy it.
You're just asking some straight.
You're straight.
That's gross.
I only give hands out.
I'm a gay man.
Look, look, look.
Look, Heated Robbery is a beautiful story.
I've only gotten through one episode because I've been working on this.
Motherfucker.
No, it's a beautiful story.
It is a beautiful story.
Last night.
Last night.
They do.
They do.
All right, let's pull up these calls.
God, I'm excited.
This is my favorite part last time.
Oh, yeah.
All right, we're taking our first call.
What's your wildest thought?
What's your wildest thought?
And the prompt is, what's your wildest thought?
You should do what's your gayest.
Oh, there'll be a lot of answers.
They've done that.
They've done the gayest one.
Probably we never ask it, but we're not allowed to ask that question.
I mean, I give you the pass.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah.
You're welcome.
You have my blessing.
We have a gay friend.
So, Austin, there's 10 gay guys surrounding me.
And I just, I told them you said I can say the word that I said.
That's right.
This is my friend.
That's right.
That's right.
Show me.
You know, I give them the blessing.
Yo.
Hello.
Can you hear us?
Yeah, I can hear you.
It's a little, uh, it's a little fuzzy, but I can hear y'all.
Perfect.
Uh, well, welcome to uh, you're actually on Fear Ann podcast, actually.
So, when you hear other voices, that's that's the reason.
But I got a question for you.
All right, what's going on?
What's some of your wildest thoughts?
I mean, I got a few, but one of them that was something that's been on my mind lately is I realized I have a pain fetish.
Oh, did you say pain?
Yes, pain.
P-A-I-S.
Oh, you spelled it.
Okay, now in your, can you describe what sort of pain, like, uh, is this a sexual fetish?
Uh, yeah, um, like the girl, you know, choking me, uh, biting me really hard, um, you know, pouring a little bit of like hot oil on my chest.
It just keeps getting, okay, we're getting somewhere.
What else?
What else?
So, um, I don't know if you guys remember.
Uh, I was on here a couple, I was on the call with uh, with Noelle.
The white girl was uh trying to eat my ass.
Oh, we don't remember, bro.
We don't know you.
No, but um, did she eat it?
No, no, she did.
She did.
She did, yeah, she did.
Did you like it a little bit?
Okay, how'd you discover like you had like a pain fetish?
Like, what was like your is like the gateway?
Yeah, oh, like you said, what was the gateway?
Yeah, yeah.
Did you stub your toe while nutting?
No, she, um, you know, we're we would do the thing and she would just like bite me, you know, a little harder and harder.
And she would ask me, like, is that too much?
I'm like, no, that's good.
And then it got, you know, more aggressive, you know, light slaps and whatnot.
And then it kind of turned into like a roleplay thing, especially nowadays with the whole ice stuff.
You know, we do.
I'm thinking about wild.
What?
Like, role?
She's going to be the border patrol agent and I'm going to be the guy on the run.
She's going to catch me.
Are you a Latino, sir?
Am I what?
Latino.
Latino?
Yes.
Wait, what is she?
Bro, she probably Latino too.
It's ice.
What is she?
I'm a Latino, and you know, I got a thing for white girls, you know?
Oh, no way.
That makes it a thousand times worse.
I'm trying to play it safe nowadays, you know?
Oh, that is.
Wait, wait, what's it?
So, what's it?
What's your bro?
If you get detained, you're gonna nut next time.
What's your other wildest thought?
Because you said you got you got multiple.
I want to know how far you are.
You said, What's my limit?
Yeah, that's what I was going to ask.
Do you think you're going to be getting kicked off?
My limit would probably be anything electrical.
Anything electrical?
God damn.
Anything electrical?
Anything like, you know, it's like, she can eat my ass, but nothing's going inside.
You keep bringing up the ass eating.
That has nothing to do with pain.
Hold on, Stop the phone.
Hold the phone.
Hold the phone.
You said she can eat your ass, but nothing inside.
Can you clarify that?
Because you realize when she's eating your ass, she's tickling the same thing that would be tickled if something was inside of it.
Well, no, like when her tongue's down there, I still feel it, you know, kind of.
What if it comes up in the roleplay?
What if she's like, listen, this ombre's got about a kilo of meth up his ass?
We need to get full cavity.
I don't know.
One day she just glossed her ass in.
No, I mean this.
I mean this.
Like you're a str you're you're a I was talking to my co-worker the other day.
She's of the lesbian descent.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm not a lesbian.
Genetically lesbian.
We were talking about, she just started, we're at work.
She just started talking about her selection, her loadout.
And she was saying, it kind of feels bad for girls that mess with studs because, you know, they can't, don't get me wrong.
I guess they can go for 9, 10, 11, 12, but it's cold.
You know, it's lifeless.
There's no pulse.
It's not a human being.
What?
She's talking about dildos.
Yes.
12?
12's crazy.
Lesbians are working with 12ers.
Oh, wait, hold on.
So you're telling me the reason you don't want something in your ass is because it doesn't feel human-like.
Well, I don't know.
This is just what me and my co-worker were talking about.
Oh, no, but life is just crazy, though.
No, no.
Life-like.
You piqued my genuine curiosity here.
I don't understand.
Like, do you feel like you'll be gay if something goes in it?
I don't know.
It's different.
Like, I'm not, I don't shame any kinks or anything like that.
No, no, I'm just, I'm just interesting to talk about, you know, she has one setup.
She puts on like a belt and then she gets a piece on and then she hooks it up like a toe hitch.
Oh my gosh.
Like a toe hitch is crazy.
Oh, dude.
Listen, I got an idea for you.
You know what you should do for your next role play?
You should set up outside of a Home Depot and have her come pick you up to redo the bathroom.
Oh my God.
I mean, that's where he's at now.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
He loved it.
Or, you know, I can be the gardener that fucked up the yacht.
Oh, yeah.
Who'd you vote for?
Wait, yeah.
Who did you vote for, if you don't mind me asking?
What do you mean?
In the presidential last election.
Oh, the election.
Honestly, I could care less because this country's going to shit.
But I'm a server, so I'll take that no tax on tips from Trump.
Oh, my God.
He's a lazy sellout.
I'm just being real.
Man's going to pay his rent out here.
You know, I do my taxes.
And president, 45, 47, 48, whatever the fuck he is.
He gave us some money back this year.
Thank you for your time, Son.
You're an idiot, bro.
He sure did what he said though.
God shit.
God damn it.
He knows what.
He's got a deportation fetish.
I know Trump is fucking with that stupid ass no tax.
They're not even going to check to see if he followed through on that.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
At least he's making the most of it.
You know?
Oh, you guys are focused on the tip thing and not the deportation.
Oh, I was focused on the tip thing.
All right.
Well, we got an hour in there.
And I think we should do more of these behind the paywall.
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for watching another episode of the Fear Ann podcast.
Crash Dummies, thank you so much for coming.
You guys want to chat everything out?
Going on.
You're going on tour.
You should announce it probably.
Is this coming out Sunday, maybe the week after?
Sold out Chicago.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to be on tour.
So we'll be doing these calls live.
Yeah, hell yeah.
They're going to be in Portland, Oregon.
Yeah, going to be in Portland.
So Portland.
Make sure you come through the live show.
He's going to be on stage.
I'm going to be on stage.
Nobody's going to know who the fuck I am.
Listen, listen.
I know, listen, every every every man has thought about it about the homies.
You know, they try to lock it away in the deepest, darkest part of their uh mind.
Brother, you might be gay, and and that he's using that as a term of endearment, yeah.
Like, there's nothing wrong with that, no, there's nothing wrong with it.
In fact, once you once you have the taste of sweet, tasty, beautiful cock, you will never go back.
What the fuck, Austin?
What you never had a taste of the day?
Wait, do you want to do you want to suck your homie's dick too, or do you just want to fuck his ass?
You got a couple drinks in you.
You can be honest.
Tell me about it.
No, Here's the thing: what do you think his hole looks like?
I'm a recent listener to the pod.
Uh, you know, last year, I heard uh, the dude about the double standards.
Um, and listen, I have to agree with them.
You know, you know, he said, uh, what's dropping the varn ball girls?
And, you know, I'm not saying I would do it, but you know, if I if I could do it, you know, you can, though.
You have this free will.
You hey, download Grinder.
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Where are you?
Austin, leave.
Let him let him.
I'm not trying to fuck him.
I'm just saying, yeah, let him ease into it.
You're trying to snatch him to the community.
Sometimes you got to dive into the deep.
Portland, Oregon.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
All right, you got to fuck his butt.
You're going to fuck him up.
Shut up, fuck up.
Austin's going to show you where the wild goose goes.