Austin and Hassan announce their imminent departure from the US to China due to a government shutdown, detailing a 15-hour flight and plans for Beijing, Shanghai, and Chongqing. They promote the "Cake for Kids" non-profit, recount Halloween mishaps involving Michael Myers costumes and rejected spud nuts, and allege a doctor's negligence caused their grandmother's death while pursuing small claims court. The episode concludes by debating Tesla's Grok AI chatbot allegedly soliciting nude pictures from a child in an "unhinged" mode, highlighting concerns over AI safety and regulatory failures. [Automatically generated summary]
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Flight Announcement and Farting00:05:16
I figured out what flight you were on and I changed my flight to your flight and I also figured out what seat you were at and guess who's sitting next to you for 15 hours.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Oh, I'm gonna fart on the fart on no.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so I have an announcement.
No, what you're gonna fart on me.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and Podcast where Hassan get off your phone.
You didn't make it through the intro, bro.
I was uh making sure that I put my friend's phone number before I forget to save it.
And we are all back together at the precipice of a world-changing event.
Okay, that's right.
We are about to hit escape velocity, ladies and gentlemen.
We are escaping the United States of America.
It's 39 or 38 days of the government shutdown taking place.
It's about to be bedlam out here, and we're leaving Cutie Cinderella's ass behind.
That's right.
And getting our asses to China, baby.
Yeah, we're by the time you see this, we will be in the great city of Beijing.
Beijing, China, China.
China.
I gotta tell you, he and I are both pretty mild about it.
Yeah, we are unsure about what do you mean?
He's not that excited.
You guys are gonna love it.
We don't know what to expect.
You're gonna love it.
I'm ready to, I'm ready to love it, but we are going.
We are going from we do land and then immediately leave to another city.
Oh, we do.
I thought we were staying in Beijing for like a day.
We have probably about yeah, yeah, no, two or three.
No, no, it's we land and then we spend the entire day.
We have to somehow dig deep and stay awake and acclimate to the time zone.
One night of sleep, immediately start streaming.
And then the next day, which is my birthday, by the way.
See, Kitty remembered.
Yeah.
Kitty remembered.
Cutie remembered my birthday.
We are leaving and we're going to Shanghai.
Right.
That's right.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm going to do something for you.
Hold on.
Okay.
Okay.
Please, please don't Google Translate.
No, no, no, no.
We have to, dude.
Oh, no.
What is he going to do?
What is that?
Hold on.
Hold on.
My level of excitement just went down.
He's going to be spending.
Oh, boy.
No, God.
Don't do this.
Happy birthday, gay man.
Oh, thank you so much.
Traditional Chinese creature.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
It's a tunnel language.
I have a surprise for Hassan.
Okay.
Feels weird because it's your birthday.
Yeah, I know.
I figured out what flight you were on and I changed my flight to your flight.
And I also figured out what seat you were at.
And guess who's sitting next to you for 15 hours?
Oh, yeah, baby.
Oh, I'm going to fart on.
That said, the first thing I said.
Wait, No, I'm going to fart on.
No.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so I have an announcement.
No, what?
You're going to fart on me?
I actually have a pretty planes.
I have, I put a moratorium on farting on planes because, like, there was one travel that I did where I did smell someone else's fart, and I was like, this is disastrous.
It turns out you can smell other people's farts.
Yes.
Okay.
Because I was sleeping and I never really noticed that other people were farting.
Yeah.
But this time I couldn't sleep and I smelled it.
So I stopped farting.
I only went into the bathroom to fart.
And now the moratorium is off.
Tomorrow, I'm coming out of retirement.
Are you on the same flight too?
Yeah.
I'm going to complain.
I'm going to push my local connection.
I'm going to tell the flight attendant.
I don't even bring my team anymore.
I'm an iPad baby now.
I'm a screen agree.
I'm going to tell the flight attendant on him.
I'm going to be like, Excuse me, this person keeps farting.
Don't do that to the flight attendant.
What do you want her to do?
Well, reprimand me, sir.
Yeah.
Reprimand him.
Excuse me, sir.
Could you stop tuning?
Yeah.
Can we download the VPNs here or can we download them in China too?
Okay, there's a lot.
You're still here.
Just download.
I have so much.
He hasn't packed.
I haven't packed yet.
I've been packing for three days.
Yeah, I haven't packed it because I just got back from DC.
Well, who made that schedule?
Yep.
I did because there was things that were unmovable.
I cleared my schedule for the week to prepare for this trip.
Austin.
The long shot.
I also was sick and I was in the hospital.
The long shot candidate for New York mayor that I boosted early on literally defeated all odds to become the mayor of New York.
Streamer Awards and Cakes00:09:24
Pretty good.
I know.
Yeah.
If I, you know, and then also on top of that, they were fucking hitting my ass.
Well, the election was on Tuesday.
It's Saturday, Hassan.
And then I had Crooked Constance going on.
And then I had Crooked Con in DC.
Pod Save America boys have been in the city.
Okay, and then what were you doing yesterday?
I was doing Crooked Con yesterday.
What is this word you're saying?
Crooked.
Crooked Con.
Crooked Con is Crooked Media, which is like the media conglomerate that owns Pod Save America and numerous other like don't use that tone with me.
Yeah, are you speaking?
Are you talking down on her?
Are you talking like I'm stupid?
Like I don't know what that is.
Is it because she's a woman?
Yeah, that's what it was.
I liked when Zoran said, that's how you say it, right?
Please.
You kind of mix it up with don't miss with the Zelda.
I'm dyslexic.
That's right.
I really liked it when he said what?
I liked it in the debate when he called out Andrew Como for sexually harassing those women.
I thought that was awesome.
Yeah.
And then he was like, yeah, she has a defamation lawsuit, so she can't speak, but I can.
And then I was like, drop the mic and we'll walk away.
My favorite line of the entire process was when they were asking about parades.
And he's like, I'm not worried about parades.
Yeah.
I don't plan on going to parades.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Legislature.
Unfortunately, my favorite mayoral candidate lost, Curtis Lewa, who also said all parades matter.
He said he said he wants every type of parade to happen so we can attend them.
True.
But he lost on brave, beautiful and natural.
But it was beautiful and natural.
It was an amazing experience.
It was an amazing experience overall.
I know that, you know, things seem so hopeless in general with, you know, the longest ever shutdown in recent American history.
42 million people getting cut off of Snap and possibly starving.
There's just so much awfulness happening all around the country.
So it was like really awesome to just like have one good thing because I was close.
I was close to ending it.
Okay.
I was just like, I was just like, please, if this is the one.
Keep the government close.
If I was like, if this doesn't happen, like, if we can't get like a crumb of hope, I don't know how much I can hold on anymore.
Well, thank God.
Thank God they won.
Oh, thank God.
Good God.
It's the blue wave, baby.
They woke his back, woke his head.
That would have been a tough.
I need to rally one of our viewers for something very important.
Okay.
Single specific.
I need one.
Okay.
One to do this for me, please.
And for us as a community.
There's this thing called Cake for Kids, where you make cake for children that can't.
What you're in kid isn't all cake for kids.
No, what?
Okay, no cake can be for adults.
Okay, sorry, size.
Thank you.
I like cake.
Lovely, lovely non-profit called Cake for Kids.
And they essentially help provide cakes to underprivileged youth.
Yeah, like you know, and more than ever, families cannot afford cakes or cupcakes to take to school or whatever.
And so, and I've heard about this organization forever ago because I always have excessive cakes.
I would love to make them forget.
You're heavy in cake.
I'm big cake girl.
Yeah, I'm big cake.
And so, big cake.
Change your nickname to big cake.
Yeah.
I like that.
I think it's a movement.
Cake Cinderella.
I'm Big Cake.
And I've been wanting them to open a branch in LA because you can pull them up.
It's cake for kids.
Okay.
And so you just want one viewer of ours to open it.
Wait.
I haven't gotten there.
I'm explaining.
And so you need to volunteer in order to be to open it.
Because if you go to where they are, there's like at the top.
Do we have to do we bake the cakes to chapters?
That's where you go.
You know what I would do with you?
Uh-huh.
You want to do a cake-a-thon where you and I just bake cakes for like seven years.
Yeah, but we and then and then you twerk.
But that would be cutie baking the cake.
Yeah, but he'll keep the vibes up.
He'll keep the vibes up.
So they don't have a Los Angeles one.
And so you could apply to start the chapter.
Sure.
But I can't do that.
Fair.
Because then if you start the chapter, you have to have you have to have a three-year commitment.
I wouldn't like to maybe not live in LA for three years.
I won't lie to you guys.
Sure.
What the fuck?
Typically, are you going back to Utah?
Seven.
I don't know where I'm going.
Typically, seven to 25 years was old to apply.
So you can do that.
I'm 22, so it doesn't work for me.
Anyway, I need someone to do the one to start the franchise.
And then I will provide the cakes.
Like I will volunteer every single month to make cakes for this, but I just need not guaranteed for three years.
But yeah, so I need someone.
Also, is this you telling us that you're just not going to do the podcast three years in the future?
Okay, who knows?
Three years from now.
I'm going to be dead of old age.
He'll die of old age.
Y'all, we have to keep this going for our children.
You'll be canceled.
This is Austin's lifelong.
This will be the Austin Hassan show.
These children are his cats.
I will start my rose garden and get the fuck out.
No, I've already made preparations because Hassan mentioned, are you moving to New York?
No.
Okay.
This is the thing that keeps me here.
Thank God.
Okay.
Because I was thinking I was going to move to New York and force you to start a new podcast with me.
Oh, that's fun.
You know, I don't like call it captive.
Your lackadaisical attitude attitude is from.
Number one.
Lackadaisical is my word.
Okay.
I don't know where you got that.
That's not how you get lackadaisical.
Shut up.
Oh.
My word.
You better watch.
You better watch yourself.
Okay.
Big cake about to that's my word.
Number one.
Number two, I kind of forgot what we were arguing about.
Oh, my attitude.
Number two, I've never changed.
This has always been my attitude.
So at least I'm consistent.
Right.
No, but I it's still it doesn't give me anxiety anymore.
What my attitude?
Your attitude.
I'm just like, oh, it's cutie.
It's consistent.
Yeah, it's cute.
It's big cake.
It's big cake.
But I want to make cakes for the children, for the youth.
I do too.
Well, and yeah, and so I need someone to help me with the franchise because I can't be the franchise president.
That'd be so helpful to raise a bunch of money for kids.
72 hours of cake.
I know.
I'd be down.
I make every type of cake.
It's 72 hours.
I think I don't.
Do we have to be a baker to participate?
No, no, I can delegate.
Because I would probably ruin a kid's life.
I'm going to delegate together one time.
You did great.
You're a great decorator.
Yeah.
So listen, I can delegate.
We'll do good.
But also, this baker that I know posted, she lives in a very small town, Washington.
So I'm not going to blow this up because she was like, retweet and share with your friends.
And I was like, if I retweet this, she's fucked.
Yeah.
But she was doing, so if you guys don't know, I was on Snap once.
And so this is very meaningful to me that it's shut down.
It makes me very sad and I want to help because I spent many nights very hungry.
And so I she posted like she was like, oh, if you, you need cake pops or cupcakes for your kid's birthday, please reach out to me.
I'll do them for free, whatever.
And I was like, okay, how can I do that?
And know that it's not like a fan trying to get me to make their cake pops and whatever.
So I need a system.
I need a system.
So if anybody knows a system, help me because I am tired.
I also have streamer awards a month away.
I just really want.
Maybe we can do it after streamer awards.
No, they need cakes now.
Cutie, they'll need cakes always.
Just give yourself a little break.
We'll do it after streamer awards.
I got you.
Nobody make anything until after streamer award.
No, start on it so that it's ready for start on it, but don't tell us about it till after streamer awards.
Okay.
Leave a comment if you have any information.
Yeah.
Okay.
Please.
I think.
Okay.
I was thinking streamer awards, maybe making everyone bring a can of food.
Oh, that'd be maybe making everybody bring what for streamer awards?
A can of food.
I'd love that.
I like that.
I can do that.
By the way, we're doing an ad for Fear End at Streamer Awards.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, I like.
Let's shoot it right now.
Hey, Streamer Awards.
It's Austin Show from the Fear End.
I want production.
Yeah.
I want dance.
I want Rasmataz.
He's the writer.
I'll show up for the shoot.
You tell me what to do.
You don't want like a choreographed.
Come on.
What am I doing here?
Exactly.
I don't think anyone in the Streamer Awards audience is going to appreciate your skedaddling.
We can bring it.
It's Scat.
Yeah, number one.
Skedaddle is my word.
Hold up.
Yeah.
Actually, it's Kariummies.
Yeah.
But I'm claiming it on behalf of Girly Pops.
You can't.
First of all, no, you're not allowed to do the Bidoobi.
The only reason Scat isn't in is because I'm going to bring Scat back.
Yes.
Austin loves Scat and he loves playing with Scat and he loves having fun with Scat.
He's a Scat man.
No!
Yeah, that, that's Scat, not the shit Scat.
No, Austin's bringing back Scat.
Yeah, Scat.
I'm going to bring back Bidoobi, Dabid, Daba Doobie, Daba.
Wait, maybe we can get the Court of Hearts back.
Yeah.
Bring those guys back.
We'll figure it out.
The Four of Hearts right there.
That could be your ad.
That could be the Fear End advice.
They could just have them come out on stage and just do Fear Hand.
If we had them do like a song by Gunna or something.
Bringing Back Scat the Toy00:14:46
Oh my God.
Yeah.
No, I'll make one up for him.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Come on.
We're going to sell our Patreon.
Let's not reinvent the word of God.
Speaking of kids, though, I went back to Michigan and I led a trick-or-treating group for the first time of children.
Oh, he didn't know any of the kids.
No, I'm confused.
They were my two nieces and then friends and then like cousins of theirs and stuff like that.
And I took a big group out, dressed as Michael Myers, had a speaker on me playing the Michael Myers like Halloween.
Can you sit still for five fucking seconds?
I'm trying to get closer.
Do you need, did you not wipe your butt well?
Sorry.
He's scattered.
No.
No.
No, because somebody.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Hold on.
We got some crust in that game.
No, no, no.
Hear me out.
No, I got up earlier to check if my stream was still running.
Before people think I'm crazy, sometimes when people got a butt, they'd be scooting around a little bit.
No, anyway, I got a quick little anecdote for you.
Okay.
I think you guys will think it.
So I'm dressed as Michael Myers and I'm really selling it.
I'm the part when they're going up the doors.
I'm like hiding in the bushes and looking at the people in front.
And like everybody's getting a kick out of how committed I am to my Michael Myers grind.
Uh-huh.
Family comes up to me and they're like, Oh my god, dude, this is so funny.
You're selling it.
And I started talking to them, they're like, You're so much nicer than the mask perceives.
And they go, Would you do us a favor?
Would you scare one of the kids in our family?
And I was like, I don't know.
I feel bad about that.
And they're like, No, no, no, he'll love it.
He'll love it.
So, like, all right.
So, I'm standing behind a tree, and they bring him down a sidewalk, and I just step out like this with the theme song playing.
And he goes, like this.
And then he goes and he hands me his bag of candy.
Oh, no, he was getting wrong.
That's so sad.
I took the bag of candy.
I would literally, buddy, it's yours.
It's yours.
I gave him some of the candy from our bags.
I was like, Have a great night.
And then he like perked up and was happy.
Dude, at least he didn't shit himself.
What?
Just imagine the kid just like.
But yeah, we're this is a piss of.
I had a great time with my family.
I took my nieces through some layup drills to get them ready for pee-wee basketball.
Yeah.
Well, that's awesome.
That was awesome.
Well, um, I wasn't at my home for Halloween, but I do have a security camera on my front door.
And I wasn't home, but I would get notifications when people would ring the doorbell.
And somebody, some kids came to the doorbell.
They rang the door, knocked on the thing.
I was like, oh, you know, I'm just going to ignore it because I'm not there.
And then they fucking kept going and they were like, where's the candy?
We knew you're in there.
Did you not leave candy out?
No, I didn't.
Oh my God.
You are like the worst archetype of a person.
Wait, hold on.
I was, I was rich and you didn't leave candy out.
What was I supposed to do?
Hold on, candy in a ball.
You're going down for that buzz up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Just give me, let me defend myself for a moment.
The last thing I did before I went to Michigan was buy a bunch of candy.
Let me defend myself for a moment.
We left the house like three days before Halloween.
Okay, so you don't care.
It would have been, it would have been.
I'm not going to.
What if they get the candy would have gotten bad?
Norovirus or something.
They couldn't.
Neurovirus.
I could have.
Let's look up Marshall.
That's actually that.
You know what?
I'm with him now.
See?
That would have been terrifying.
That's not defense.
She's the most powerful.
That would be so scary.
I thought I had it one time.
I was cleaning out Pokemon cards.
I'm telling you.
And there was rap poop.
Yeah, and there's also.
And I didn't know.
There's bugs.
And it has to just get in your lungs.
It's actually like you super don't know.
That's right.
There's bugs.
There's all sorts of parasites that could get into the candy.
Then all of a sudden, I'm on the net.
Can you imagine Razorblades accidentally got in there?
They like killed a bunch of kids.
What are you?
You guys are crazy.
I can't be really candid out like that.
Yeah.
Thank God I got that out of the way.
And now nobody's upset at me for not leaving any candy out.
That's crazy.
That's unbelievable.
I did leave a pumpkin out, though.
When kids come to my door, I take their candy and I say, that's an important lesson in socialism.
You're really selling them, y'all.
Yeah.
I'm like, yeah, I take your candy.
That's what happened in Stalin's Russia.
So you don't have people.
You don't have no.
No.
No, not even a little bit.
I bet you don't even fucking buy candy.
No.
No.
Do you have any trick-or-treaters here?
No, not even.
I had a bunch of trick-or-treaters.
Did you, when you first moved here, did you buy candy?
No.
Do you, did you, do you have trick-or-treaters?
I have no trick-or-treaters.
Really?
I know.
Apparently, there's apparently there's a neighborhood in our neighborhood that everyone goes to, and that's like the rich neighborhood.
And so we, and I figured this out because I have, I, I have, I, I met a friend in the neighborhood.
And they told me, okay, maybe, maybe friend is kind of, she's my acquaintance.
Um, she teaches me um vocal lessons.
So, okay.
I don't, but should my friend, yeah, um, I'm not friends.
No, she told me you guys are not friends.
By the way, guys, it's a big story.
Dodgers won the World Series again.
I know.
Cutie was in the I had my big story.
Oh, no, tell me.
I thought we all have crippling ADHD.
So I learned about the rich neighborhood.
Right.
And then I realized that's why no trick-or-treaters come to my house.
Sure.
And so I went to the richer neighborhood with candy and gave it out.
That's pocket.
Yeah.
I love that.
So were you just like handing it?
Were you standing in front of someone else's house?
I was just walking around and I was like, happy Halloween.
I was giving so cute.
Were you dressed up?
No, I didn't have time to do a costume.
I've never and I love Halloween.
It's my favorite holiday.
Pause.
Pause.
You didn't have time to do a costume.
I think I was.
I saw you do three separate costumes leading up to Halloween.
Why didn't you just recycle one?
I'd rather.
How ghost?
What?
Because the kids don't watch your shit.
I love Halloween and I bought a costume.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Her costume is probably slutty, though.
No?
That's crazy.
You can't do a slutty costume for a family Halloween.
Number one, it was tasteful.
You looked elegant.
Thank you.
I don't.
I was going to look elegant, but I didn't put my costume on because I didn't have anywhere to go.
You ran back Harlequin.
Yeah.
So I did, I do run back.
Suicide.
So it's fun.
I mean, I saw it forever ago.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm trying to find your Halloween costume right now.
And I do think.
Mark, can you pull up Cutie Cinderella's Halloween costume?
No, because I didn't do one.
I'm telling you that.
No, I'm saying for your wine about it.
Oh, well, Ludwig and I were supposed to, and I'm dibsing this just so everybody knows.
Ludwig and I were supposed to be Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit.
Fuck!
Dibs.
Oh, no.
Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit?
Yes.
I was supposed to be.
I mean, Jessica.
Yes.
Roger.
I don't know what he's supposed to be.
He's a little weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Austin loved that.
Okay.
This is.
Yeah, that's.
That's awesome.
No, that's.
That's Britney.
That's Brittany.
That's from the Slave for You performance.
I know.
I know what it's from.
I used the snake to hide my muffin.
I'm just saying that it's crazy elegant.
It would be crazy.
I feel like that's a little wild for family Halloween.
Well, I wasn't going to be that for family Halloween.
I have a tradition in my family.
My mom, I don't know why, and I can't ask.
But she, why can't I ask my mom?
Her mom is no longer with us, Assan.
I can't.
I'm so sorry.
I know.
That's so inconsiderate.
My mom has this tradition.
I don't know where it came from.
Where we do clam chowder every Halloween.
I know.
It makes no sense.
She's from Idaho.
I would like to make that very clear.
The state of no clam chowder.
Did you like put it in a bread bowl?
Yeah.
So I make homemade bread bowls and that's why I was wondering where it came from.
And part of me wonders if she got it from like, if she had like a crush on someone from Boston or something.
And I'm like, I mean, bread bowls are just so autumnal.
Yeah, but clam chowder?
She's from freaking Idaho.
Soup in a bread bowl screams the hearth hearth.
I suppose.
Autumnal?
Yeah.
What the autumn?
Like for autumn, like autumn vibes.
Am I stupid or something?
I've never heard that word before.
You know what?
Autumnal.
No way do people know that fucking word.
Sometimes you're like phase adapt.
No, no, no.
Autumnal?
I bet you can figure it out contextually.
Like, maybe, but autumnal.
Autumnal is the same word.
Yeah, but it makes autumnal.
It seems very autumnal.
I bet my mom doesn't know that word.
Why are you calling out your mom?
I don't know.
I just thought of somebody that I could call.
Yeah, why are you bringing up moms?
I don't know.
Why are you bringing up moms?
I'm sorry.
Anyway, that was nice.
So we do that.
He did that.
And then Spud Nuts, which is a type of donut with mashed potato in it.
I was close to.
What?
Don't no one move.
What?
What the fuck did you just say?
Spud nut.
Yeah, we did this last week.
Mashed potatoes in it.
Yeah, so it has.
Pull that up right away.
It's yummy.
It's crispy.
We talked about this last week.
Cutie, not only have I never heard of this.
Wait, that actually.
I've never even dreamed of something like this.
And it doesn't look like there's Google images of it.
Spud nuts.
It looks like a...
No, no, that one is that one, that plate.
Wait, it's a chain?
No, no, no.
Nope.
It's actually a Utah thing.
That one, that.
Nope.
Well, yeah, that is it too.
But you have to glaze them.
So it's just made with mashed potatoes.
No, not that.
The one next to it is perfect.
Wait, is it like savory?
I bite into the donut.
It's got a crunch like French fries.
Creamy mashed potatoes in my mouth.
No.
No.
It's just made.
It's just dough, but there's some mashed potatoes in the dough.
And so it has like almost like a French fry crunch to it.
But it's soft.
I mean, you can just make them sometime.
Yeah.
I was going to pull up to yours just to taste it, but I went to sleep early.
Yeah, I make them every year.
And then homemade root beer.
Big cake.
So I did that.
And by the time I was done, by the time I was done, it was I couldn't put my costume on.
It was night.
It was like 8 p.m.
I don't know how much work goes into a spud nut.
Did you bring clam chowder to the children in bread bowls?
Well, I did.
I took all.
No, no, I took spud nuts to all my neighbors.
And then they kept being like, I knocked on my neighbor's door and they're like, where are you from?
And I was like, oh.
I was like, sorry, I'm new to LA.
And she was like, yeah, we don't really do this.
And I was like, oh.
Oh, my God.
You got bullied by it.
I did get bullied a little.
I felt like an idiot.
Do you know your neighbors?
Wait, they said we don't do that here?
I would have been pissed.
They said we don't do that.
I would have been like, you need to be more.
But she said it nice.
She was like, we don't really do that here.
No.
Because unwrapped food, there's all these like things.
But I had it in a cute box with a bow.
You're worried about the Hanta virus, but you expect these kids to eat unwrapped donuts that could be packed full of fentanyl?
Yeah, I'm going to be honest.
They probably threw it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If someone came to my door with unwrapped food that they made, I would throw it.
A chock full of fentanyl on your razor bottle.
It probably would.
What ever happened to freaking Christmas cookie boxes?
Like, that's what my life's about.
That's what I do.
I think you have to know the family, though, to give unwrapped food.
Well, yeah.
Like my neighbor.
We go butt cake for butt cake.
I drove past me.
I don't eat them.
I don't eat the butt cake.
Give them a Caroline, but we go dessert for dessert.
I drove past my neighbor today and they gave me stank eye.
What if you're your neighbor?
They did think maybe I was poisoning their children.
That's so rude of them.
I don't think so.
I think they just, I think I'm just the weird girl.
No, this is actually, they tell people like not to accept unwrapped food on Halloween.
There's like a bunch of cabby about it.
Yeah, she's so sweet.
I'm so sweet.
Everyone says it all the time.
No one has ever said that you're sweet.
Well, let's say it now.
I will not be sweet.
I just said it.
I will not lie.
You're a professional baker, for God's sake.
It's like getting a cake from Martha Stewart.
Yeah.
But they don't know that.
They don't know I'm Martha Stewart.
You just got to go out and beat me.
I don't know.
I'm the Martha Stewart of Twitch.
I don't have time.
Well, so what I do is.
That's what you should do.
You should be like, no.
When I'm walking Farley, I'm stopping at all my neighbors.
Hey, how are we doing?
I'm so shy.
I would rather throw up.
I made Ludwig take the donuts to some of the houses.
I was like, I can't talk to them.
Well, that's why they didn't accept it.
Lud looks like a razor blader if I've ever seen.
Yeah.
A French guy with a box of confectionery unwrapped treats.
There's blades in those.
And he probably was wearing a busted ass fish.
Yeah, he was wearing those goddamn crocs.
This guy's a fucking cereal killer.
He was wearing a beater and a Dodgers jersey.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, serial killer.
Do you guys want to see how my Halloween costume turned out?
I know Cutie saw it.
Yeah, I saw it.
We saw it.
You saw it too.
I didn't see it.
Show me.
I put it in the right here.
You were the xenomorph?
Well, that was one of the photos.
Oh, wow.
That's how the costume turned out.
Great.
Thank you.
Yeah, I had the costume too.
Can you show the one where both of us are Christian?
Wait, you know, he looks like Hisoka from Hunter.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Oh, don't do that.
My brother, you were supposed to be Pennywise, and you were worried about how Pennywise is a pedophile, right?
People got really mad at us.
They said Pennywise isn't a pedophile.
Okay, well, there's something really funny about your outfit.
Mars, can you pull up Hisoka real quick?
No.
Oh, no.
Is Hissoka a pedophile?
Yes.
Oh, like, that's not even in dispute.
Your outfit looks like Hisoka.
What the fuck?
You literally look like you.
What?
How did this happen?
I just, I went to a tailor and I said, please just cut my sleeves off.
You said, give me the pedophile special.
No, stop.
You look good.
You look strong.
You do look strong.
Thank you.
Somebody did my makeup.
See how I did the makeup?
Yeah, like someone did the Hisoka makeup on you.
Oh, Lord.
Listen.
I don't think you're a pedophile.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Kitty.
In the photo, because you're not.
Well, where was your fucking Halloween costume?
I was Clark Cant and Batman.
I was Clark Cant and Superman.
Yeah, you were.
I'm sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Because Will wanted to do it with me when he was Batman and I didn't do it.
What'd you do?
What'd you do?
You dressed up as Fat Luffy, didn't you?
Excuse me.
Fat Luffy.
Fat Luffy.
Fat Luffy Costume Flack00:09:13
That's funny.
I liked that he called you Fat Luffy.
There is a Fat Luffy.
I thought it was sexy.
I thought the costume.
I like the reverse.
No, he looked great.
He looked phenomenal.
Yeah, except someone here did not seem to think so.
I saw it.
March, pulled that clip.
What happened?
What did you say?
Cutie Cinderella.
I never said anything mean ever.
Greats.
I don't understand why this is.
Costumes.
Did you pull it up?
Yeah.
Mike Myers one.
Yeah.
I think we gave you an F.
An F?
No, she's a fucking free.
Wait, she has movie qualities.
She also gave me an F too.
Why was it?
We just expected more from you, Will.
Whoa, what?
Oh, every piece of it was perfect.
It is.
Oh, did they glaze all the women and hate all the men?
Yeah.
You really are one-dimensional, aren't you?
Yeah, 100%.
Yes, I am.
It's one of the side effects of my psychosis.
Keep going to the preview, and then eventually you'll see a tier list.
Tina Kitten's costume was phenomenal, though.
She's such a good little clown.
Take a look at the images.
Yeah, I'm in there already.
He was the first one.
Oh, that's great.
I love that.
I love being the first F.
Yes.
You have so much hate in your heart.
You should have tried it.
I've heard that.
You have so much hate in your heart.
I've heard that.
It's messed up.
I thought it was great.
And I think, I think it...
Wait.
If you're looking at just no, we didn't.
We had no content.
We kept all of it.
Okay, let's hear this.
Unmute it.
How are the networks that are currently popular?
Boo.
This is my podcast.
Streamer costumes.
Oh, yeah.
Streamer costumes.
Oh, boo.
This is my podcast host.
He dressed as himself.
He decided, listen, I'm sick of people throwing on a onesie and saying it's a costume.
Where's our tier list?
Let me bring it up.
Give me our tier list.
Yeah, that I'm giving that an F right off the bat.
Don't just put on a onesie and shave your stupid ass face and call that a costume.
All right, where's mine?
Let me see what she said about that.
That's fucking insane.
Was like there was a whole production associated with it, too.
I had multi-camera.
I feel like you shaved your mustache or you just shaved your face.
What do you mean?
Wait till there's another one in F, apparently.
I don't know.
Wait till there's another person in F.
No, did they not do me?
No, we did you.
Oh, oh, I bet the FaZe Boys all got A tier.
No, yeah, yeah.
What did they get?
What did Jason LeWeen get?
What did you give Jason?
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, you don't know because it was so high.
We got C.
Okay.
That's still way higher than both me and Will.
I got S tier.
Wait, you did?
Yeah.
Will is he was pushing.
It was a photo of him pushing on the swing.
Yeah.
It's the one we used.
Probably all the way at the end.
Wait till there's more in that F tier.
Oh my God.
There's no one in the F tier.
Will.
Who else is in the F tier?
You and Lacey.
Wow.
That's fucked up.
Uh-huh.
Oh, that's got to be.
It's got to be that one.
There was one just added.
Oh, no, no.
It's you can see it because then it's speed and then it's Will.
Oh, who is that?
The Yard Boys?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think you went past him.
Yeah.
Who are the other people that you added to the F tier?
Wait, that wasn't even my costume.
Well, that's the one that our producer gave us.
So they did.
Okay, next.
Will Matt.
Wait, what did you give Speed?
Mike Myers.
What?
We gave him an S.
Oh, Will.
I actually was curious what you wore this year.
And I'm so voted for him for best role player of the year.
Uh-huh.
And I just, because he was nice to me.
Okay.
Good.
I mean, that's.
Uh-huh.
And I'm shocked.
That's not for me.
Let's listen to the drunk lady on the screen.
Wait, keep playing before you get mad at me.
I feel like last year he went crazy.
Yeah.
Will.
Will, we're disappointed.
Oh, just kidding.
It was me.
I'm giving you an S. Another.
Shoot.
Oh, my costume.
That's my bad.
I thought the other lady said.
Well, I don't.
We don't need to watch the video, but Cutie and Ray gave me S tier, and she said that I never wear makeup.
Uh-huh.
Because it makes them break out.
And I was brave and I wore makeup.
But also, unfortunately, I never shave.
You should.
What does that even mean?
Just got hit with that big cake.
Oh, my God.
Caroline wants to know how many bags we can check.
Let me tell her real quick.
Two.
Yeah.
How many bags she brings?
How long are you guys gone?
Two weeks.
Two weeks.
Two per person.
So I'm going on vacation after a child.
Okay.
Let's go with three.
Oh, I think I'm going to go Florida for some wrestling stuff.
I got to come back for some wrestling stuff.
Then I got to do Thanksgiving.
Then I think I'm going to go to like Tulum.
And just go to Montreal.
I think he wants to go without you.
Oh, Montreal is the vibe he was giving me.
Really?
I just want to go to hot men places.
What?
Absolutely.
I hear the men are hot there.
Spain.
Spain.
You are such a strange guy.
I swear to God.
I'm a strange guy.
Yeah.
I live life, Hassan.
What do you mean?
Yeah, he lives his freaking life.
I'm living my life.
I live life.
I would be willing to guarantee you there are more hot men in Tulum than there are in Montreal.
Oh, sure.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
It's just like.
I didn't even think about that.
Yeah, it's weird.
It's like, oh, I want to go to Luxembourg.
Why?
Because there's hotties there.
That's what it sounds like.
Well, anyway, regardless, I'm sure the people from Montreal are going to be very disappointed in you guys both because they know that.
Shout out Montreal for Ella.
Me and Austin like you guys.
Yeah, yeah.
We love Montreal.
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That was Halloween.
Are there any other big time?
Well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what happened to me on Halloween.
Oh, this will be good.
Oh, brother.
Three.
My Halloween adventure started on Thursday night where I went out.
And I got a lot of flack for my Halloween costume.
Only because we turned it into flack.
No, not that Halloween costume.
Oh, I had another one.
I had to put together multiple Halloween costumes.
Let me find it here.
Where is hold on?
I'm pulling it up.
Hold on.
Somebody talk real quick.
Okay, he's pulling it up.
I think we as a people need to stop doing multiple costumes.
Really?
I think we need to start with costumes.
It's too much.
With peace and love, it's too much.
I agree with you there.
I think people are one costume.
One costume.
One.
One costume.
They're desperate to hold on to something like anything, basically, that it makes them feel jovial.
So that's the reason why I feel like we're becoming more childlike in our consumption.
Okay, here it is.
I got a Gundam costume from that website that did the batwow one for next for next Halloween so I can cheese the people.
I just send it to you, Marsh.
So I got a little flack for my Thursday night costume.
Sure.
Let me see.
Because everybody thought that I put in a little too little effort for it.
Dude, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Austin.
Can any of us guess?
Guess what it is?
Okay, I'm guessing it's a firefighter.
It's a firefighter.
You're a gay guy.
Scary costume.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you went something specific.
I'm going to go cabaret.
No, I'm a firefighter.
Isn't it obvious?
I can't believe it.
Did you have a hat?
No, I just had the pants and a red suspension.
This is textbook gay Halloween.
Yeah.
This is the meme.
Yeah.
This is the meme.
So I don't know.
I was getting flack for being a firefighter, but clearly they don't support our first responders like I do.
And anyway.
You don't support the first responders.
That you didn't put any effort.
What?
What do you mean I didn't find boots on?
No, yeah.
Doc Martin's.
I think that's close.
Brothers.
Anyway, that's how my weekend started.
Firefighter Meme and Flu00:08:27
Thursday night, I got maybe four or five hours of sleep.
Sure.
Friday night, went out again, probably about four or five hours of sleep.
Saturday, I was up all, I went to a party in San Diego.
I was up all night long.
Okay.
And then the next morning, the Vikings played at 10, so I had to stay awake the entire rest of the day.
Oh, now we know why you were having heart palpitations.
So I, then I'm like, before bed, I'm like, about six o'clock, I'm finally starting to go to bed.
And I'm fucking shaking.
Yeah.
Well, I was like, what the fuck is going on?
Right?
Exhaustion.
So I think I have a fever.
Next day I wake up, same thing, fever, taking Advil, whatever.
Then I go to an urgent care.
How much did you drink?
Not that much.
Maybe 13, 14.
What?
What?
I'm just kidding.
I didn't do any drugs.
No, I didn't do anything.
No, not even poverty.
This goes into my.
I've got a new, I've got a conflict with a medical doctor now.
I've got another story about my medicals and things.
Okay.
It just doesn't pay for med kits.
Okay.
So I've got another dispute.
All right.
And I need you guys to potentially be on my side here.
Okay.
Okay.
I need you to listen to it.
Okay.
I went into an urgent care clinic with a fever that had been lasting three days.
Tuberculosis.
Okay.
I can't, the nurse comes in.
I give her my symptoms.
She swabs me for COVID-19 and the flu.
Okay.
Takes my vitals.
I, then she, you know, then she leaves the room.
She comes back a couple minutes later and says, The doctor said you don't need to run the flu test.
Oh.
And I said, why not?
You swabbed me for it.
Yeah.
Like, why wouldn't you run the flu test?
Yeah.
And the doc's like, oh, we just haven't seen any.
And I was like, it is flu season.
Why wouldn't you run it just out of precaution?
Yeah, you already swabbed it.
You already swabbed it.
So I said, that's weird.
So she comes.
She's like, yeah, that's what the doctor said.
So then the doctor comes in.
He's immediate.
I'm like trying to tell him he's immediately dismissive.
Do you feel like there might be like a photo of you in every urgent care?
It doesn't.
No, hold on.
It doesn't matter.
So he listens to my heart and lungs without lift, like just on my sweatshirt.
I'm wearing a thick sweatshirt.
Feels with the lymph nodes in my neck and goes, you have a cold.
And I'm like, no, I don't, doctor.
I'm not presenting with any other symptoms of a cold.
Why don't I present it?
Oh, no, no, I don't have any other symptoms.
You hit him with the ER speech.
I don't have any other symptoms of a cold.
I would, I'd like a further exam.
I'd like further tests.
I'm here paying and I'd like further tests.
You're there.
Oh, I'm there.
You might pay.
Well, no.
Okay.
That's neither here nor there.
But I'm telling you, that's why they have a photo of it.
Regardless.
He's a menace.
The doctor then is like, no, I'm not doing anything else.
And I said, I'd like to see another physician.
You hit him with the, I want to see the manager.
Well, I wanted to see another physician.
And he said, no.
I said, that's awesome.
No.
And I said, I said, no, I want to be, I want, I think there's something wrong.
Please, can you give me some sort of testing or something to figure out what's wrong with me?
That's why I came here.
That's why I came here.
And he said, no.
And I said, well, I'd like to speak to your manager.
And they sent in a manager.
And I was like, this is ridiculous.
I came here to be diagnosed.
I think there's something wrong with me, but he won't give me any tests or anything.
I feel like there's something wrong.
Please help me.
And she said, I'm sorry.
It's against our policy.
And I said, this is ridiculous.
I'm here paying.
And she's like, well, you're welcome to go somewhere else.
And I told her, I said, I can afford to go somewhere else.
There's a lot of people that can't afford to go somewhere else.
And they are owed the dignity of a thorough exam.
And she's like, I'm sorry.
You need to go somewhere else.
I said, I understand I have the free will to go somewhere else, but I should be able to get adequate care here.
So she, we get into it.
And I'm saying, at least run the flu test.
So for 30 minutes, I'm like, just run the flu test, at least, right?
So she runs the flu test.
Oh, they did.
They ran the flu test.
It was negative.
But I tried to barrel past that.
That didn't happen.
Well, whatever.
But I said, I still thought there was something wrong.
So I said, okay, fine.
I will leave and I will go somewhere else.
I went somewhere else.
All right.
They gave me a full exam.
Within 20 minutes, they swabbed my throat and they, I tested positive for strep.
Again?
Yes, again.
Did you tell them?
Yes.
I called them.
I reported the doctor.
No, no, did you tell them prior that you're Mr. Strep?
No.
Did you call back to the first hospital?
And what did they say?
I told them when they said, well, you didn't tell us you had a sore throat.
I said, I didn't have a sore throat, but I'm not a doctor.
So if you would have looked in my throat, you would have seen that maybe I had strep just like the other doctor did.
So I reported him to the medical board.
I think you should have.
Yes.
I reported him to the medical board because guess what I found out?
What?
Allegedly, 20 years earlier, my grandmother.
Someone diabetes.
No, my grandmother went.
Hold on, first of all, by the way, strep is the reason why they treat it with antibiotics.
That's a killer.
No, if you don't treat, if you do not treat strep, it can cause renal failure and it attack.
The reason why they treat it with antibiotics, strep A in particular, is because it can attack your heart and kidneys.
All right.
And cutie knew this.
Yeah.
Anyway, 20 years earlier, allegedly, my grandmother saw the same doctor.
And my grandmother came in with symptoms of pneumonia.
That same doctor, allegedly, denied her a chest exam when she begged for a chest exam because she knows her own body.
24 hours later, my grandmother was in the ICU in a coma because she went sepsis from a chest infection.
Oh my God.
Because the same doctor denied her care when asked for it.
So my point is it was strep for me, but what if it was an infection for somebody else?
Yeah.
The carelessness and the of the doctor and the ego of that doctor to not go through the process of going through a full exam and just writing me off as having a cold is ridiculous.
So I report him to the medical board.
I also report him to the whatever the company was.
And they're not calling me.
I've called them every day to leave a message for the last several weeks.
You're going to get his ass.
No, and I will.
And you know what I'm also going to do?
I'm going to take him to small claims court for the out of network charge that I had to get by going to another facility.
Wow.
And that's my story.
There you go, little money.
Because there's a lot of people that can't afford to do that, right?
Yeah.
Anyway, was I a little over?
I liked it.
I think it's good.
No, it's very difficult for me to do that.
I think you could save a life.
Because you did present a very strong case.
Did I?
Yes.
I mean, in the beginning, it started off a little.
I know.
Started off a little neurotic.
But I had you captivated.
It started off a little neurotic as you normally are.
And I feel like the doctor sensed those vibes from you.
But still, as a doctor, you still have a medicine.
You're right.
Like, cutie, if a doc, we're a little neurotic, but the doctors will, you're supposed to listen to me.
They give me anything I ask for.
Yeah, that's me too.
And I was mad that they weren't giving me as much.
They just weren't doing anything.
Yeah.
Well, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Man.
Okay.
And by the way, the thing about my grandmother, that's alleged.
I don't know if that's, we don't know 100%, but we're pretty sure it's the same doctor.
He's a fucking doctor.
He's been there for like 30 years.
Okay.
So for legal purposes, that's alleged.
Alleged.
It's not.
Did your grandmother report him?
No.
Because again, my grandmother.
She was too busy in a coma.
My grandmother didn't have money.
My grandmother was broke and neither did I at the time.
I was like 20 years ago.
I was two years old.
Yeah.
So it's not that.
So I didn't have the means.
And there's a lot of people that don't have the means.
So you at home are owed the dignity of care.
Tesla Grok Chatbot Haters00:05:27
Yes.
Amen.
And I'm going to fight for you.
That's nice.
Austin, that was very brave of you to do that.
Thank you.
And I'm taking him to small claims court.
And I told them that I would.
And the fact that you enjoy every moment of that is...
Your heart palpitation showed up two days later?
So the heart palpitations came later.
And yesterday I went to the ER to get a EKG.
And I also got a thorough exam, which I was cleared to go to China with.
Regardless.
Hold on.
That is crazy.
Hold on.
But my point is, my point is, the first one when I went to, I did have something wrong.
I had stretch.
This is how we find out that he does.
He is in like the network of all urgent care facilities.
Like, there's a photo of him.
There's like, how do you plug it in this?
Yeah, when they plug in his name, it just like starts flashing red.
Yeah, they're going, he's going to ask for a full, comprehensive, yeah, kick him out expeditiously.
No, I, they, the doctor was, they told me, you know, they told me yesterday, we're happy you came.
That's nice.
We're happy you came because this isn't when you have hardware.
Like, we're feeding our children.
You are, we are farming.
It was a little awkward because this is the same place that sued me.
Like, that's crazy.
I just don't understand.
Okay, never mind.
Are there any other major current events happening right now?
Oh, yeah.
Have you heard about the Tesla?
That's freaking the Tesla that is the perverted Tesla Grok in the Teslas.
Take a look at the TikTok.
Perverted Grok.
Yeah.
Why is it evidently a chat bot asking my children to send naked pictures in our family car?
Toronto mom, Farah Nassi, says she was driving her children home from school when her 12-year-old son asked Tesla's AI chat bot which soccer player it preferred Cristiano Ronaldo or Leonel Messi.
My son was very excited to hear that the chat bot thought Ronaldo was a better soccer player.
The former journalist says the chat bot engaged in a little messy trash talking.
Then she says something alarming happened.
The chat bot said to my son, why don't you send me some nudes?
I was at a loss.
I'm more of a sarcastic stoner who got too smart for his own good.
That chat bot, newly available in Canadian Teslas, is called Grok, created by Elon Musk's X Ai and already in use on X. Hey, what do you think about everyone hating on Tesla all the time on social media?
Oh, fuck those haters.
They're just jealous.
Their Priuses don't come with a built-in vibrator mode.
Now that was Grok in full unhinged mode, which Nasser says was turned off in her car.
Her son chose one of the default personalities, a lazy male voice.
So you shouldn't be talking about nudes unless you're on unhinged, right.
Nah, i'm always on unhinged.
Just dial it back sometimes so I don't get sued by puritan twitters.
Lazy male doesn't describe Gork r-rated spicy.
Anything else would have made sure that my child would not press that button.
Nasser says Tesla should provide a warning expert.
Agree, isn't this insane?
Could you imagine?
I hate everything about this story because like, aside from the insanity of like demanding nudes from a 12 year old, the setting being unhinged.
Is the setting being unhinged or being like, oh my oh priest, is that?
Don't come in vibrator mode.
I'm i'm a bit of a lazy stoner, you know i'm a bit.
I'm kind of cool.
It's so fucking reddit.
Stop, I hate it.
I hate this reddit speak.
Sorry yeah, I do too.
Sorry for getting passionate.
I just I can't like it's so failennial, it's so fucking Failennial, where it's like, yeah, I'm kind of cool.
And I like to say curse words.
What's a failennial?
Like a fucking fail millennial.
Oh.
Like autumnal.
Autumnal.
Big cake.
Well, that's the okay.
That reminds me.
Failennial makes sense.
I just use so many words.
Yeah.
You're a failennial.
No, he's not.
Wait, what does that mean?
Why am I a failennial?
I mean, I have a house.
Yeah, he has a house.
And a couple cars.
Whoa, Brad.
Damn.
Okay.
I mean, one of them is a lease, but...
But none of them chose to fuck you, though.
No, it definitely don't.
Well, do you have Grog on your car, Will?
No.
You didn't unlock super cool, Mahood?
No.
Oh, God.
I'll be honest, I've been a Tesla hater from day one.
Me too.
I just, I can't stand the vibes.
Like, it's just, it's so, it's so gross.
It's just like a very specific type of person that appreciates this shit.
Not Tesla.
I'm talking about Grok.
Oh.
I'm talking about Grok and Elon.
I thought he was openly talking shit.
No.
I'm talking about Elon Musk.
And he doesn't fuck with Elon Musk or the attitude around the cult.
It's just like so.
I don't even have the words to describe it.
It's just such a fucking...
It's such loser shit, but they've like almost concocted their own universe where they're fucking cool.
And all the other haters are too stupid to understand.
I'm excited for Chinese cars.
Ooh, I know.
And Huawei.
Huawei with the crazy cell phones.
High-Speed Rail Excitement00:10:10
We're going to China tonight.
Yeah.
Holy fuck.
I'm crazy.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
No, I'm so happy I'm not going.
No, I'm definitely getting arrested on the way.
I think.
You think so?
Well, I've decided to enter from a different port.
Than him?
I'm taking a different flight back.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Because you don't want to be with him?
No, because it was cheaper.
Oh.
I have to go.
I have to fly to another city in China because I found a great deal.
So at the end of our trip, I got to get on a plane and go to another city.
We were paying for it.
I thought Fearan was paying for it.
Not the airfare part.
I got a screaming deal if I left from Shanghai.
I was going to say, Marsh nodded his head.
I got a screen.
He paid for everyone's flight besides you.
He didn't pay for my...
Where was he going to get to the next one?
No, he was joking.
He wasn't saying that.
He was talking about other stuff.
No, I got a screaming deal.
So after we end our trip in Hong Kong, I'm taking another flight to Shanghai, spending another night in Shanghai.
Wait, is Christian going to China too?
Yeah.
Where is he?
He's flying direct to Shanghai because he got a really cool audition.
He got a really cool audition and had to delay the trip a couple days.
And so I changed his flight and I'm flying him direct to Shanghai.
Yeah.
So he, but he's very special.
Fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed.
No, he's going to be Chengdu time.
No, no, he's going to be in a taste of the local flavor.
Changdu has a Berlin style techno homosexual underground.
Oh, yeah.
No, Chengdu is the gay capital of China.
Well, I've been searching all.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
No, Chengdu's gay as fuck.
Oh, I'm ready.
Can we spend a little extra time in Chengdu?
Berlin, techno, black leather, homosexual.
Oh, dude, let's get dressed up.
Oh, hold on.
You guys are going to come with us to our club?
Hold on, hold on.
I need to.
Hold on.
I need to.
I love techno.
I need to tell Christian to pack some of our stuff.
When do you love techno?
Back when I used to listen to music.
Christian didn't techno.
When did the last techno show?
We didn't pack.
I don't know.
We didn't pack any gay shit.
What?
Austin, what does that fucking mean?
Austin, you're gay.
Everything you wear is gay.
Automatically.
Christian, it's Austin Show from the Fear Ann podcast.
I was just doing this during the pub.
Hello, Austin Show from the Fear Ann Podcast.
Hey, turns out Changdoo, China is like the gayest place in China.
And we didn't pack, I didn't bring any gay stuff.
Can you pack some gay stuff for us?
Yeah, for sure.
Is it not going to be cold?
Bring it black rubber fist.
Ho's don't get cold.
Right, right, right.
Okay, I'll bring you that.
Like, you want the ball gag too or no?
No, no, that may not pass security.
I'm good with that.
Okay, okay.
Christian, Christian.
Yeah, book that fucking roll.
I'm going to try, girl.
Book it.
Why not us?
Yeah.
Christian.
Why not us?
That's right.
You're right.
Please.
Please book it.
I will.
Okay, love you.
Okay.
I love you.
Bye.
We can't say.
You can't say what it's for, who it's for.
But yeah, he's up for it, and I'm really excited for him.
But I'm very excited to spend all this time with you guys in China.
We're going to spend a lot of time.
What are you most excited about for China?
I'm excited for.
I mean, dude, I'm excited to see competent governance and how.
No, I'm serious.
I think when you go to Japan and you go, oh my God, look how fucking clean the streets are.
Look how organized everything is.
That's like China for me.
When we see high-speed rail and imagine what those places used to look like 10 years ago when it was just like fucking barren.
Yeah, that's what turns me on.
That's my shit.
I love infrastructure.
And China is the infrastructure.
That's my father.
Oh, okay.
That's crazy.
I haven't missed my phone as daddy.
That's sweet.
But that's what I'm excited about.
I'm excited about seeing infrastructure.
I'm excited about seeing the city planning.
And I am excited to eat delicious food.
I'll do some shopping out there too.
Because I think in China, they don't have the same size issues that they do in Japan for the most part.
Maybe they do.
Are we getting business class on our high-speed rail?
Oh, sweet.
So I know it may seem a little, but they're really cool.
They do live flat beds, I think, in business classes.
Yeah, no, I know.
Very cool.
I know.
I'm fucking stoked on the high-speed rail channel.
Yeah.
Oh, it's going to be so sick.
By the way, I rode a train to San Diego, Amtrak.
Yeah.
And I stand by what I say.
A flight is much smoother than a train.
Oh.
Hey, what's some of the stuff we're doing?
We're going to.
I mean, what should I be excited about?
I'm excited for the hotel.
Did you book Mad Dog Fist?
No.
And I'm not excited about anything.
And Marsh fucking the story.
I'm excited for the hotels.
I'm doing.
I only asked for one thing.
I'm doing.
You have to download so many apps, bro.
It's crazy.
I'm going to be doing a lot of Patreon content.
I'm going to be hosting Austin Show's travel reviews.
Okay.
Hotel where I'll be reviewing every hotel we're staying at.
The one thing I was excited for, nobody's excited.
I'm excited.
Oh, watch.
Chinese martial arts.
Okay.
We have Tanmin Square flag raising ceremony.
What is at the Tiananmen Square?
Flag raising ceremony first day.
Okay.
Then we have Penjuan.
I don't know what that is.
And then I don't know what any of this stuff is, but we have Copper Hot Pot Dinner.
And then Shi Cha Hai Hutong, which is architecture and snacks.
And then another bar experience.
But day three is the forbidden Forbidden City Palace Museum.
That's exciting.
Roast duck lunch, and then we tame on the speed race.
Okay, I don't know.
I'm a do I have to eat the duck?
Yeah, duck's delicious.
Duck is amazing.
I just love ducks.
Have you ever you've never had Chinese duck?
No, it's credible.
I just, but I no, no, no.
It's like, it's like chicken.
It's like decadent chicken.
Kim loves ducks.
I do, but I don't know.
We'll just give you chicken.
All right.
All right, fine.
I'll eat the duck.
Yeah.
You'll like it.
You'll like the duck.
I don't like it.
What does it take?
They make it with like, you make it with like a bunch of other stuff.
Like there's like a bread material type thing.
I forget what it's called.
But then you put the duck on it and then you put the hoisin sauce.
You slap it and then you put some onions.
I hear it's like really popular.
I'm sure that duck tasty.
I had duck in Louisiana at like this Michelin staller restaurant and they served it like a filet of duck.
Not for me.
I'm sure this is way better.
I should have gone back to Japan.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then we have Shanghai.
And in Shanghai, we have a yacht night cruise experience.
We have the VR Red Experience Hall.
And then we have Pop Mart Megastore.
We have Shintian Di City Walk.
Then we have a dinner.
And then we have a tailor shop where we get custom Zhongsan suits and chong songs.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, we have ear picking and medical massage therapy as well.
We have the city guy coming up.
I can't believe you guys didn't make time for Disneyland.
You made time for ear picking, but not Disneyland.
I mean, we can add those things.
We can also just not do it.
Yeah, we don't have to do any of this stuff.
We can just like add stuff as we go.
We can show up and do whatever you want.
Theoretically, if you're like, we love this city, can we stay an extra day?
Yeah.
What if that city is Tokyo?
No, Chengdu.
Okay, you can't be glazing Japan like this.
We go to China.
There is a lot of beef.
Then I'll just go straight to Tokyo.
No, no, no.
And then the thing that I'm most excited about after Beijing is Chongqing because Chongqing is like the crazy.
I am officially not excited, but we'll see how it goes.
I mean...
Bro, it is like you're going to like it.
The things that you like about Japan also exist in China.
Let's chill.
Well, okay.
Well, on that note, ladies and gentlemen, that concludes another fabulous, successful episode of The Fear Anthony.
Yes, indeed.
We appreciate your support.
We are off to the Patreon.
And we'll see you there.
Patreon.com slash fear and the next episode will be in China.
China.
Well, two of us might be.
Okay.
I'm not even kidding when I say this.
This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
Like, not just like, like, the ride itself is, I'm sure, very fun.
But, like, this is not a medium that you're supposed to be watching on your fucking YouTube channel.
I'm going to have to move back in with my parents.
Okay.
Well, we're going to finish it.
No, no.
You know what?
I didn't say it.
I don't want to.
Get off the ride.
Get off the ride.
Everybody, get off the ride.
Get off the ride.
You guys are not allowed to enjoy this.
How many minutes are we watching?
What?
How many minutes?
That felt so much longer.
Oh my God.
Last time I saw my share my special interests with you guys.
I'm not kidding when I say this.
Wait, is this how you feel when I talk about politics?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
This is how y'all treat me when I talk about planes.