Fear Ann Podcast hosts debate the ethics of dressing as Pennywise, a costume costing $1,200 that some view as a pedophile allegory despite the character being an eldritch entity. While navigating social invitations and discussing past trauma like alcoholism and Turkey's fake drunk driving pranks, they defend small penises by comparing it to supporting Taylor Swift. The episode concludes with travel confirmations for China, Thanksgiving food plans, and teasing future content, highlighting how personal controversies often overshadow genuine holiday spirit. [Automatically generated summary]
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Post-Halloween Instagram Ban00:10:39
Yeah, great.
Great.
I can't post anything on Instagram, Christian.
Now that you.
People have dressed.
James Charles was Pennywise a couple years ago.
Oh.
Oh.
Anyways, no!
No!
Welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann Podcast, where we are celebrating Halloween.
But by the time you see this episode, it will be November 2nd.
So after Halloween, right?
It means it's after Halloween.
So this is Halloween.
Halloween.
Just kidding.
It's not.
It's November 2nd.
Oh, my God.
Happy Halloween.
Welcome aboard, everybody.
Dial it back, big dog.
Sorry, sorry.
Dial it back.
I've been trying to open it.
Okay.
Who had a nice Halloween hookup?
Oh, wait.
What?
Halloween hasn't happened.
I'm telling the commenters to tell us about their Halloween hookup stories.
I will be hooking up on my couch with anime and then go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I've got, there's so many parties this weekend.
Oh, no.
I wouldn't know.
Where to even start, but I will be at every single one of them.
There is a bunch of parties.
I just haven't looked through the party full invites that.
I haven't gotten one.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
I think...
I'm sure you have.
You just haven't RSVP'd.
I'm getting party full invites from New York.
People are inviting me to New York.
Some journalist friends of mine.
Respectfully, look at my upcoming.
Arky's birthday.
That's it.
Look.
You got invited to Dracula's penthouse?
Yeah.
What the?
Oh, I got.
Now, there's a bunch.
Oh, look at that.
Cutie's in her early invited to the streamer awards.
Yeah, will you RCP?
No.
Please.
I'm not showing up.
Just fill out the RCP.
I know, but it'll be so helpful if you filled out the RCP.
I haven't even done my nominations yet.
The thing is, okay, pause.
We come back from Ireland that day.
Oh, that's fine.
I did that last year, too.
We did that last year.
Sometimes he forgets about you.
Clearly, clearly.
Yeah, we did that last year as well.
Wait, did you go to the streamer awards?
Oh, I did not last year.
Yeah, that's why I mean, that's why I said I did that last year because you came back and you just fucking did your own thing.
Okay, we will be back from Ireland.
I will have already won an award at that point, so it won't actually hurt as bad when I don't win an award for the streamer awards this year.
What award will you win?
I don't know.
It's like an activism thing.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
Hillary Clinton's gotten it too.
So I feel like it's like...
You and Hillary.
Yeah, it's like if you gave one to Hill Dog, then I don't know.
What kind of activism am I doing, really?
But it's cool.
It's cool to be recognized.
Yeah.
Did I get invited to the Streamer Awards?
Yes.
Oh, did you check it out?
I didn't.
Maybe you didn't send it to me.
Go in your party full.
Oh, my God.
No, he didn't get it.
I did it through party full this year.
Oh, okay, really?
And then I'm sending out the next one.
I hate to break it to you.
I think I have so many party fulls that I don't know where it could be.
What if I don't have any?
What if I need to...
Okay, you go to, are you on the app?
Yeah, but I'm on the wrong.
I think I, you see, wait, what is it?
It's a different Halloween thing, cutie.
Oh.
Cutie, we'll do our own, different, different.
That looks fun.
I think these gay ass Halloween party things.
Don't call them out.
No, don't call them out now.
Come on now.
Austin, this is literally called six flags with six or more please Crimes with flags minus the letter L.
I don't even remember getting invited to this.
That's crazy.
Hold on.
Let me read it.
Six flags with six fingers.
That's what it is.
Yes.
That's crazy.
When was that?
What is this?
Bear dance party.
Bear naked bears.
Okay, look, look.
Look, come on.
Hasan, you don't have to freaking explain.
Bear naked bears.
Bear naked bears.
That sounds fun.
Okay.
So you're tasting the rainbow.
No, wait, tasting the rainbow.
That's crazy.
What are these parties?
Look, what are these parties, Austin?
It's just a Halloween, you know?
This one just says, time to suck dick.
No, okay.
Now you're just making it up.
That's what it says.
Look, I think I can't show it to you.
It's private, but look, I'm going.
Look, I think a lot of people think that I've always been a party animal.
Bottoms out for Harambe?
No, no.
That's awesome.
That's like an old meme.
I've always been.
I'm setting the party full.
I know you probably just, I have like a partner number.
Okay.
Okay.
Anyway.
I accepted it.
I accepted it.
So a lot of people think they're like, oh, Austin, you've been a party animal all the time, but I was a fucking loser for most of my life.
No one thinks you've been a party animal.
No one thinks you were a party animal.
Everyone thought you were a fucking loser.
You have explained about your childhood and adolescence.
Well, anyway, so cats out of the bag.
I was a loser, but now I'm not.
And so I'm going to parties.
I'm like, I think you should live it up.
Yeah, I'm living it up.
I'm going to a lot of parties.
And yeah, it should be fun.
I'm doing the reverse.
Yeah, you're doing the no, you were, you were cool.
Yeah, that's why I'm just fucking.
Cutie was cool.
No, I wasn't.
You were cool.
Cutie was not cool.
This is not trash at her.
Okay.
I remember, I remember.
They called her trash girl.
They didn't call me.
They called me stage five.
That's worse than trash girl.
I just like to get it straight.
I would like to be honest with ourselves.
But I remember, I want to say like sophomore year, all my friends went to a New Year's party and everyone told me they weren't doing anything.
And then I found, and this is like, this was MySpace era.
So I can't even imagine how hard it is growing up like Instagram stories and Snapchat because then it's like instantaneous.
So MySpace, you know, I spend the night home alone and my parents were even cool.
They went to a party.
And so I just watched the ball drop and I ate caramel corn and I had a grand old Tim.
And then the next day I got on MySpace and I saw everyone upload their pictures.
And I found out all my friends went to a party and they didn't want to invite me because they were drinking and they didn't want me to judge them because I was a weird Mormon girl.
But what's crazy is I never judged them.
I never said anything out loud.
So they were looking at it as an excuse.
I think so.
I think I just, I think I was just bad vibes.
I think, respectfully, I don't blame anyone for not hanging out with me.
I think I just, I think I, I don't know.
Don't blame yourself.
They were.
They were horrible people.
Some of them were.
Okay.
Yeah, but maybe I deserve to be a bad person.
Every story you tell us, it's like, oh my God, these are the worst people ever.
Like it was like almost like a movie, like a movie where like Mean Girls, the movie.
Yeah, I thought about switching school senior year, but then too late at that point.
That's what I said.
I was like, come on.
And then my brother.
You ate it for three years.
That's what I said.
My brother was like, my brother was a basketball coach at a different high school.
And I would go watch their basketball games.
And he was like, he was like, Blair, you got to come to this.
Like, just switch this high school.
Like, respectfully, you were getting shit on every day at school.
He was like, all the boys think you're so cute.
And I was like, probably not.
It's just my brother being nice.
I'm going to go there and I'm going to be the freak.
Yeah.
And then I just.
You don't want to go through the same cycle of violence.
Exactly.
At least I know the bullies' names.
I didn't want to like, anyway.
I don't have to learn them.
Yeah, I don't have to learn their names and then be the weird new girl.
I feel that.
You take the gamble with being either the new girl or the hot girl because sometimes the new kid's the hot kid, or they're the weird new kid.
I don't think it works that way.
You have to be the hot kid, though, first and foremost.
Yeah, I don't think I was ever a hot everywhere.
I have someone that would beg to differ, but thanks.
I needed that, Hassan.
Oh, that was good.
Every new group I joined, I was like, I'm not going to be the loser this time.
And every time I was the loser, every fucking time.
I would like to join.
I'd be like, I'm going to be cool.
And never.
I've never had these issues.
For some reason, every group that I'm in, I'm always the butt of the joke.
Like in every single group.
You're a cool kid now.
You're still the butt of the joke here.
That's cool.
I guess I'm kind of cool.
What do you, yes?
He thinks I'm cool, y'all.
I like you.
I wouldn't say you like.
Did he ask the comments and shit?
Okay.
Yeah.
I wouldn't say you give off cool vibes necessarily, but you're like, you're objectively cool in terms of just like where people are.
What do you mean I don't give off cool vibes?
I mean, that question alone is probably a clear-cut indication.
Like, you don't think that I just like, if I walk into a room, you don't think I'm cool?
I'm going to let him answer.
No, no, no.
I think I also have that.
I have the same problem.
I'm phoning a friend.
I'm phoning a friend.
Cutie Cinderella, please answer.
No, no, if you didn't know me, right?
That was my voicemail.
If you didn't know me, right?
Uh-huh.
And I was just sitting here like the Don't I look kind of cool?
Do you think there's something wrong with his jaw?
Yeah, I think you got Zins in your mouth.
Don't I look kind of cool, though?
Why is he doing that with me?
I feel like people, because I've asked people before.
You have asked people if you look cool.
That is definitely what a cool guy.
Yeah, that's what I think of.
I think I'm a cool guy.
No.
Am I cool?
Tell me.
I don't ask them directly if I'm cool, but it's more like, hey, now that you've gotten to know me a little bit, no.
Would you say I'm a cool guy?
No, I kind of ask him like, do I look, do you think I do drugs?
You think I do drugs?
That's how you ask him?
Wait, that's what you think is a cool guy?
No, I'm like, do I look like a guy that does drugs?
And they're like, yeah, you do.
And I'm like, no, never done them before.
That's your icebreaker?
No.
My icebreaker.
The ice had been broken at that point.
Okay.
So I asked him, and so I think people think that maybe I'm cool.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't think anyone thinks that after you open with the, do you think I do drugs?
They probably think you're a cop.
You're like, this guy's a fucking police officer.
I'm not a cop for the record.
Yeah, that still makes you look more like a cop the way you just said that.
No, I'm not a cop.
Yeah.
I have been on a ride along before.
One ride along.
You've been around a copy.
The Prom Night Icebreaker00:05:55
How did that?
Oh my gosh.
Did you guys have that thing in high school where they pretend that someone's been killed in a drunk driving accident?
Yes.
How awful and traumatizing this idea of it.
They don't talk about it.
Yeah.
Do they not do this anymore?
They definitely don't do it in Turkey.
No.
This is what they do.
They have.
Oh my God.
If you get selected, it's like a big deal.
Yes.
You randomly get chosen as the dead kid.
Yes.
You get to see how people react to your death.
Yes.
And they bring you out on the football field and all the kids are in the football stadium and you watch this fake drunk driving accident and then you cry over your friend that died and they make it like very impactful.
They have the kids' parents come.
Yeah.
So it's something that they cooperate with the real authorities.
I feel like Woke must have killed.
So I wonder if there's zero percentage still.
People definitely film it now on their cell phones.
My high school, they had a student play as a dead person on the hood of a car.
Joey, Joey's my year was Joey.
I remember him.
He did great.
They have the kid like act like they're dead on the street.
Yes.
Yes.
They put fake blood and everything.
Yes.
Yes.
And on top of that, in my class, a helicopter came in and life-flighted them out.
Oh, we didn't do that.
We had a helicopter landing.
And an ambulance drove in.
Yeah, we had an ambulance, a helicopter.
Police departments have far too much money and far too much time on their hands.
If that's the kind of shit they're getting around, that's what we had.
That's what we saw.
Wait, that's what's that second one down.
It's every 15 minutes someone dies.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Every 15 minutes, see them 14.
Click on that.
That's her.
And she looks like she's putting on an incredible performance.
Castro Valley.
Oh my God.
We don't have to do that.
Okay.
I gotta see what the fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, they did the whole thing.
Wait, they actually made a video.
Oh my god, we didn't have tech like this.
What if it's actually someone who died?
Oh no, like zoom in when she's laying on the front.
Yeah, the most watched right there.
They're having so much fun.
They're drinking and they're driving.
They're having a blast.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, red light.
Stop.
Wait, that's a different.
Wait, that's a whole different car.
Wait.
They did this.
This is exactly like mine.
And all the kids are just watching.
Wait, ours wasn't pre-recorded.
Ours was just on the field like this.
This is supposed to be like during prom or something.
It's leading up to homecoming.
Ours was homecoming.
Danzan and Crest.
Okay, what's the phone number you're calling me, bro?
It's incredible stuff.
Well, in my class, they didn't all survive.
No.
So the kids know.
They were dead ones.
So wait, the kids, did the other kids know that this is fake?
I mean, it's on the football field.
Well, yeah, well, wait, but it's very mean.
It's very...
Wait, did the kids in your high school know that your friend actually died or did they think that it was?
Did they know that it was fake?
Of course they knew it was fake.
It's on the football field.
They all got in the stands.
Oh, that's okay.
I thought they like bring the whole.
Guys, I know I've done this because I literally fucking turned it up.
You think, no, I thought that they brought us out and said there's been a tragic drunk driving accident in the middle of the school day.
No, I didn't realize that the fucking car was on the field.
I thought that they just straight up do like a fake funeral for one hand-selected child.
And then everybody mourns that person.
And then he's like, surprise, I didn't actually die, but you should stop drunk driving.
No.
No, no, they say you have an assembly.
You go out, you're all on the football field, like in the stands.
And then on the field, they have a car just like that.
One flipped upside down.
One that ran into it.
You know his fake.
Yeah, but the parents, like, Joey was dead as hell.
Yeah.
And the ambulance came and they picked up Joey.
Joey's parents went on the mic and they were like, we loved him so much.
And it's very touching.
Yeah, it's fake as fuck.
I'd be like, R.I.P. Joey, I'm different.
So I'm going out the drunk drive right now.
No, she's like, what I am suggesting is way more fucked up.
Okay.
Because if they genuinely like brought everybody, not the fucking car, but they brought everybody out of the football field and we're like, we're doing a funeral procession for your wonderful friend Joey, who unfortunately passed away too soon, leaving behind, you know, his mother, his sister, and his father, right?
Who's kind of a piece of shit, whatever.
And then, and then everyone's like, now it's your time to talk about, you know, what you care about with respect to Joey.
And then people come up and they're like, I love Joey.
Like, he was great at football.
He was going to be the fucking captain one day, blah, blah, blah.
And then some girl comes out and is like, I always had a crush on Joey.
I wish I could have told him, but now I can because he's dead.
Everyone's crying.
People were crying.
And then Joey.
I don't know why he's giving it.
Joey's in the casket.
Full makeup.
Casket opens up.
Here we go.
Andrea.
Oh, I fucking knew it.
And then boom.
Married.
Wow.
Forever, nobody drunk driving.
Well, they have real, they have real parents of dead, yeah.
But you know, the kid's not dead, no, but other kids, like other kids who have died, their parents come out and they also speak.
Oh, oh, that's so up for all their parents because then you're like, oh, uh, this traumatic thing that you are recreating right now happened to me, yeah, and now I have to sit here.
You're doing a live-action, I have to sit here and yeah, look at you do the live-action LARP of a drunk driving accent, and I have to live through it.
You and Joey can go back home and he can eat Oreos all night.
Okay, my son is dead.
Isn't that fucked up?
Yeah, well, I've never, I never thought of it at the time.
Drinking, Driving, and Edibles00:07:36
I was like, wow, I'm not gonna drink and drive.
Yeah, because you're a fucking nerd, but cutie and I have the same like yeah, because you're a goddamn nerd.
I was nobody was inviting you to drink anyway.
Actually, I did.
I did go to no, I was never even offered alcohol until I was 20.
Oh my god, my whole life.
No one ever offered it.
I grew up in turkey.
The drinking age in turkey is 18.
So you learn how to drink more responsibly because you learn how to drink at bars.
There are bars that you know that won't card you.
So you start drinking at like 15, 16 when you go to those bars.
But it is an infinitely healthier way to learn how to fucking drink because you're learning how to drink in an environment where you're around adults and therefore you can't fuck around.
Whereas when I came to America, that's when I developed unironic alcoholism because I was the only person my freshman year that could fucking put down the what is it B151?
Like the one that lights on fire.
I could just like swig the entire fucking handle if I wanted to.
And I thought it was crushing.
It feels like you really could have used this assembly that we got.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
I only got arrested for drunk driving once.
It feels like it could have saved me.
I got arrested for drunk driving one time.
I got fine.
But if your friend in high school would have died in front of your eyes, I bet you wouldn't have.
I did.
I got invited to a high school party, but I was driving.
So I and you saw the assembly.
I did.
Well, I had to the high school party and everybody was drinking, smoking weed.
And I was like, I can't.
How scared were you of being even around weed?
It was, I don't know.
I, I, I see you running to the next room.
I had to, I just drank a club soda.
And uh, you were such a pussy.
No, not even like a beer.
Well, no, I uh, I did.
My first time uh having an edible was the scariest time of my life because my buddy had a cookie, a little cookie, and he's like, hey, you should try some of this.
He's like, only eat a quarter of it.
And I was like, fuck you.
I'm going to eat the whole cookie.
Like, I ate a bitch.
So I ate the whole cookie.
So I, um, anyway, it started to hit me and it fucked me so.
Like, I was talking in the, I was in the back of like a hippie van.
My buddy had like one of those like hippie vans.
And I was sitting there talking.
And all of a sudden, everybody went quiet and turned and looked at me.
And I was like, what did I just say?
And I just realized whatever came out of my mouth was just fucking gibberish because the edible hit me so fucking hard.
Oh, no.
I was high for like 15 hours.
That's awesome.
Just fucking just lit up.
Yeah, I quit smoking weed because somebody else had to drive my car home.
I hopefully.
Yeah.
I quit smoking weed for that reason.
Oh, well, because like, not because of edibles, or maybe it was edibles.
I can't really remember, but like these dudes that I would smoke with in California, I'm in LA for the first time ever.
And they're like, yeah, bro, like LA weed is crazy.
And they were literally fucking lacing it with hash oil.
Oh, shit.
You can buy that now.
Yeah, but I'm just, but I did not know what I was getting into.
Yeah.
Because I was like, oh, I smoked a lot of weed in college.
It's whatever.
Who gives a shit, right?
I'll fucking chief it up.
Yeah.
Give me that lung dart.
Okay.
And no, I could not handle it at all.
It fucked me up.
It made me so paranoid.
Yeah.
I have my friends visiting from Turkey.
And at the time, I thought they were like agents who were there to kill me.
And these are motherfuckers I've known since high school.
My Turkish ass.
Are you sure that was weed?
I don't know what it was, but it made me so paranoid.
And in the back of my mind, I was like, I know that I'm hallucinating.
Like, I know that I'm hallucinating.
I know that I'm like, you know, feeling paranoid, schizophrenic.
And it is definitely weed, but I still could not like overcome it.
I can't do, I can't get, I can't get too high anymore because every time I get too high, I sit in bed and I'm like, oh my God.
No, one of these days, everything will fade to black.
I get so high and I'm like, oh my God, one day it'll just be all gone and I will be dead and it'll just be infinitely dead.
When I get super, that's the other reason why it's obviously, I would get like super, what's the word?
Contemplative?
Introspective.
Yeah.
I get really horny when I get high.
Fuck.
That's weird, man.
That's not weird.
That's cool, I guess.
I get really hungry.
I'm horny for food.
I get horny for food too.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Did that make you guys uncomfortable?
The reason why I can't smoke weed.
What, y'all don't get horny?
Not once in my goddamn life.
I get horny without the weed.
I don't know.
Weed doesn't make me horny.
It just makes me, again, incredibly, incredibly hungry.
Me too.
And that's why I can't smoke.
And then the other reason why I can't is because like I would just get up.
I would get so introspective and I'd be like, everybody hates you.
Yeah.
Everybody hates you.
Well, you suck.
And that's what I would just like constantly think in my head.
And then I would go, this is probably unhealthy for me to constantly be in my feelings.
And then I would think, what am I suppressing within myself?
Oh, that this is what I'm this is what I'm actually yeah.
Your biggest fear is your feelings.
Have you ever smoked weed?
Yeah, I used to, I had a bit of a stoner era.
Oh, that's right.
Beautiful era.
I used to make edibles.
Oh, you used to bake them up.
Yeah.
Well, I had a, I had a boyfriend, my boyfriend at the time.
He was the biggest stoner.
Like, like, to the point, like, when I think back on it, I'm like, was he ever not high?
Like, and was this the adult man?
Adult man.
Speaks to that.
No, no, it's the pedophile.
Okay.
No, no.
No, this was, this was later.
But he would, he would, like, make brownies.
And then he, his dream was to like essentially, his dream was he loved rolling joints.
And so his dream was that we could open up a weed store someday and I could make the edibles because I'm such a good baker and he could just be the joint roller.
That's crazy.
I mean, you guys probably, it would probably been really booming success.
You were such white trash.
That is the most dream.
Gas station monster energy drink ass story I've ever fucking heard in my life.
No.
But yeah, I used to, I used to just get high and then clean my house.
Like I just love, like, and then I would get high and do puzzles.
Him and I would just get high and we'd do puzzles for hours, like jigsaw puzzles and just talk.
Just talk for hours.
I love that.
Yeah, because I'm not good at, I'm slow to open up, but I think if I, if I get weed, I'm very, oh, yep, yep, yep.
We should do it.
But I'm shy.
Yeah, we should do a weed.
We should do weed episode.
Do you do weed?
I can't because randomly one day it triggered a panic attack and then it just never went away.
It will.
One time, one time.
I mean, for me too, sometimes I took too much weed at my worst panic attack.
I did too much weed.
I did too much weed.
I swear I was high for like five days.
Yeah, that happens.
I was like, I scratch myself when I get too high.
I'm like, oh my God, cause I feel like I can't, I'm like losing.
Like I'm not trying to reality.
So, just to scratch myself.
And last time that happened, I was like scratching myself and like I ripped off all my clothes and nobody was home.
And I was like, I was like thinking, I was like, oh my God, I think I'm going to die here alone at home.
And I was just like, thinking my heart was going to explode.
But thanks to our sponsor, you had the self-suck auto pod.
Speaking of which, speaking of which, Will Neff is not here because don't say it.
He died of a self-suck.
No.
Panic Attacks and Weed Overdose00:06:00
It's true.
Cutie is very sad because she almost died of a self-eating injury.
That's what I said last week.
Self-eating.
I said you got a self-munching accent.
I'm very happy that you didn't do the usual joke where I was too racist to come on the box.
Usually what you say.
Not the best week to do that.
Usually what you guys say about me.
So thanks for not doing that.
I did make that joke actually because Crash Dev was on my stream.
Wow.
Thank you.
I did.
I, yeah, I wish.
Yeah, we tried to get him on the podcast.
Well, I uh, we also had this weird, I don't know if I described this weird tradition at our high school to you guys as well.
Where, okay, I have a hard time explaining this, but there's got to be another high school out there that did this.
Essentially, for homecoming, our big homecoming assembly, not the one where the kid dies, but like a different one.
We had a lot of weird homecoming.
Homecoming assembly, yeah.
This one was like the kickoff to homecoming week, I believe.
And what they would do is they would bring out a bunch of freshmen.
Okay.
They'd bring out a bunch of new freshmen who had senior siblings.
So you're a senior, you bring out me because I'm your younger sister who's a freshman.
Okay.
And you bring out me and like their siblings bring them out from the audience or whatever.
And they're like actual physical siblings or like a sister sibling, like fake.
No, no, no, like actual like physical, like you bring out Murat biologically.
Right?
Like, so you bring out Murat because you're the senior.
And they say, okay, you guys.
You're older than Murat?
Yes.
You didn't know that I was the older brother?
You've known me for like one of them acts like a baby decade.
One of them doesn't.
It's confusing.
He's just a little bit more mature.
Yeah.
That's crazy that you still didn't know, though.
I don't know.
I just thought he just had more older brother energy.
I don't know how to respond to this.
That's insane.
I'd like to.
Do I need to guys Murat gonna be mad at me again?
No, you're only complimenting Murat.
No, no, no, no.
He's not gonna see this comment.
Murat.
Ew, what are you doing?
That pumpkin is he still here.
He might have left.
You dropped Fiona off.
All right.
Anyway, as you were saying, so you bring out.
I hear him.
Yeah, those are some fat ass footsteps right there.
That's definitely him.
He's walking around like an ogre.
Yes, I did.
Austin thought this entire time up until this very moment that you were the older brother and I was the younger brother.
Austin, we're the same age.
Oh, you're twins?
No.
Oh, and you and Murat are the same age.
I know you and I are the same age.
Oh, fuck.
I never thought about your age.
That's crazy.
I never thought about your age.
Yeah, that's all right.
Honest mistake.
You look great, Murat.
It is really hard.
Yeah, he's trying to.
Your hair looks awesome.
What?
Oh, he wants me to become a pilot.
Yeah.
Murat said, you know what else is hard, Austin?
Becoming a pilot.
All right.
As you were saying.
Okay.
So you bring out your freshman brother, okay?
And then they bring out the cheer team and the football team.
And they get.
What if you're a senior and you don't have a freshman sibling?
Then you're well, there's only like 10 people that get to do this.
So it's 10 random seniors, 10 random freshmen.
Okay.
So then they bring out the cheer squad and the football squad.
What if there's 11 fresh 11 seniors with freshmen?
She just gave a random number.
Hassan.
It just ran.
And would it be 11?
I don't know.
Yes.
Hassan, sure.
Is there like a pre-organization?
I think there's a cap.
I don't think they're going to have 40.
I think that they just kind of roll the dice and expect that this is the average.
I'm trying to understand American high school.
I'm trying to let's just say it's 10 no matter what.
Okay.
Okay.
So it's 10 no matter what.
They bring out the cheer squad and they bring out the football team.
Okay.
Now these 10 freshmen get to choose someone from the cheer squad and someone or someone from the football team that they get a kiss.
What the fuck?
Because they're the alumni.
Wait, I know.
I don't know.
You guys.
I don't know.
Is this like some weird Mormon sex ritual?
No, I told, I was like one of the only Mormons at my school.
But that's oh, that's crazy.
I know.
It's weird, huh?
So you were like, oh, I can't wait to get kissed.
Well, I didn't do it because my sister and I are only two years apart, but my sister did it when she was a freshman because my brother was a senior.
So did they kiss your sister?
Well, wait.
Okay.
Wait.
Okay.
Sorry.
Okay.
So you're out there.
You choose your football player or your cheerleader.
Like, I'm like, you or you.
And then they blindfold you so you can get your kiss in front of everybody.
And then the gym teacher kisses the children.
No.
I was joking.
And then, so they say, okay, everyone's going to get their kiss.
You stay blindfolded, whatever.
And so all these people like pucker up.
You know, they're sitting there blindfolded, puckering up.
And then from off the side, the parent comes in holding a sign that says, like, Murat's mom.
And so then your mom goes over and kisses Murat and the lips.
And then so they all kiss their child.
What?
They all kiss their child and then they take off their blindfold and they're like, that is the most horrifying thing.
And is it like that every time?
Yes.
So the kids know from the year prior.
So you're your mom kiss or your dad kissed me.
My dad kissed my sister, but he kissed her on the cheek.
But like there are some parents that kiss on the mouth.
Wouldn't they know though when you get hit with a face full of stubble and you're like, Captain of the football team don't have stubble like that?
Well, yes, but it's too late.
It's like you've already, but like I remember my year.
Your parent was like, this is strange.
I don't know why no one said anything.
Woke killed it.
This is the I wonder if they still do it.
We don't have traditions in this country and woke killed it.
But I remember one year this guy who thought he was kissing a cheerleader grabbed his mom's butt.
Oh my God.
That's so embarrassing.
Oh shit.
Family Kisses and Travel Plans00:15:19
Yeah.
Speaking of which, I need you to address something.
Uh-oh.
What is going on with your face?
Dude, I know.
It's a triple beam, dude.
You have so many patterns on your face.
There's three of them ridiculous.
What is going on?
It's cystic action.
You need an intervention.
Dog, you gave me the intervention.
It didn't take.
Yeah, you got to go again.
What do you mean you got to go again?
You got to get them injected again.
It's the same spot.
It just keeps growing.
You need to inject it again.
Just keep injecting.
You need something else.
You need some medicine.
You need to do something.
Yeah, I need because you're making us look bad.
I have for the record.
My skin, I just got laser done, so I have bumps and bruises.
No, I didn't notice it.
Well, that's what it is.
Let's see how bad it is.
You just have the patches on it.
Yeah, it doesn't look that bad right now, but it's like it blends in a little bit with your beard.
But what do we need to do?
Schedule a dermatologist?
Do we need to use Zach?
I don't know what it is.
I don't know how to fix it.
Have you thought about calling somebody, perhaps?
What do you mean?
Like a doctor?
Like a specialist?
Yeah, like a dermatologist.
Have you been to a doctor?
He's going to go to my dermatologist.
No.
Should we schedule one to come to the podcast?
We should schedule one for the podcast.
Sure.
If you do it for the podcast, they don't do that.
They're not going to come on.
It's HIPAA.
Well, but he agrees.
I don't know.
As long as he agrees to HIPAA.
I don't give a shit.
They're not at home.
That sounds so hard to find somebody.
They're going to be like, this is actually a new, unique, and very contagious system.
They're not going to do a house call, you think?
Nah, maybe.
I think you just need to go.
But we need to address it, though.
But speaking of which, we did address it on the Patreon.
The vlog is up live right now.
Link right here.
Gabe?
Yeah.
Go to patreon.com/slash fear.
And Gabe, please put it somewhere else.
Please put the link right over here.
No, over here.
The Patreon.
And then there's going to be a link right here.
No, right there.
It's not going to be there.
The Patreon link is in the description.
Okay.
Boom.
I'm going to go like this.
And when I'm done, it's going to be good.
We got to do that.
Gabe, do that.
Go like this.
And then right when I go like that, there's the link right there.
We got a sequence of crazy travel coming up.
Yes, we knew.
Me and March, me and March are going all around.
What's your travel sketch?
What's your travel sketch?
First, we're going to New York for the election, for the New York election.
And hopefully, we will be close and personal best friends with the upcoming mayor of New York.
By the time this video comes out, you're not going to know if he's actually become the mayor of New York or not.
If he becomes the mayor of New York, can he give us the first call if Batman is real?
Because I feel like he'd be the first one to know.
Wait, can we get him on the pod?
Could you figure out if Batman's real?
If you ask me, do you think that, like, I think all legends come from someone.
Yeah.
Do you think it's like an Area 51 president-style situation where they're just like, here are the secrets of New York, sir?
Yes.
Why would I not think that?
No.
It's a terrible job for the most part.
Everybody hates you.
Very difficult job.
Notoriously being the mayor of New York.
People say that about Batman's job too.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't think Batman is in New York.
He's in Gotham.
Yeah.
Some people say that.
Which is notorious in New York.
No, some people actually say he's Chicago.
Oh, I have heard Chicago.
Chicago is called Gotham.
I forgot about that.
I have forgot about that.
Crazy because you're the Chicago girl.
Chicago, Chicago.
That's true.
I did see someone.
I forget what they said.
Someone was like, man, people just don't understand cutie.
And they've never been to Chicago, Chicago, and it shows.
It's true.
I was like, thanks.
But yeah, we got New York coming up for the mayoral election.
And then afterwards, we're going to DC, hanging out with some congresspersons, doing Crooked Con.
And then we come back for one day.
We're going to come back for one day, and then we fly out to China.
We're going to go to China.
Fear and is traveling to the great state of China.
Currently, my passport is with the Glorious Nation of the People's Republic of China.
I have surrendered it.
Yeah, why the fuck do we got to give the passport?
Austin was so confused in the group chat, which is crazy because I've never been to China and I understood it more than you.
Wait, but why the fuck we got to give it to China?
It is so funny.
I've never been to a country where you got to give your passport.
You have an American passport.
You're stupid.
What are you going to do with it?
Just.
Yeah.
Well, the process.
What the fuck are you going to do with the goddamn house?
You already have the fucking number.
The process of getting a visa for a country who is like a competitive world superpower, if you are not from a world superpower, is very difficult.
Like my family that comes to the United States of America have to go through rigorous best.
Oh, so they just have to check its authenticity.
Everything.
They surrender the passport.
And the Chinese visa process is actually simpler than the American visa process that you never have to go through.
I have never had to go through that process.
Yeah.
And there's no country on the planet that the United States of America is one of the most powerful passports in the country.
So you don't actually either, you never have to go through that process or you just can't go to certain countries.
Well, look, it's been an archaic process, but I will be going to, like, I don't regret it because I'm so.
Have you given your passport anymore?
No, tomorrow morning I'm going.
Oh, my God.
I have to.
What?
I don't, you know.
Okay.
But then we'll be there.
We'll be there for like two weeks almost, right?
Yep.
Yep.
Everything is meticulously.
Two weeks of PTO.
That's right.
Cutie is not going to China.
I've had honestly, I am out of PTO this year.
Yeah, and we should talk about this.
Cutie's out of PTO.
And on top of it, it's okay.
We spent your check on that.
You guys know how I feel.
I've always told you to spend my money if I'm not.
I'm happy to pay for the China check.
Yeah.
But we have, we're working with the agency and we have like mapped out every single thing that we're doing.
We're hitting all the big cities.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Are you going to Disneyland?
No.
Well, Austin.
I know I tried to get them to do it.
He did not even mention it once.
He did not mention it.
I didn't mention it.
My gosh.
We didn't mention it a single time.
It was very clearly.
They don't give a damn for me.
We very clearly communicated to you and Will and myself.
If you have any additions you would like to add into the itinerary, please do so now or forever hold your peace.
We're locking this shit down.
And you refused.
And so did Will.
I didn't refuse.
You just didn't say anything.
On the Patreon, we're going to ride virtually Pirates of the Caribbean, Shanghai, China.
It's so cool.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I'm so excited, but I don't want to ruin it, but I'll not go.
Also, also, you're right.
Also, you can still go, Austin.
To China?
No, to Shanghai.
You are going to China.
Wait, to discharge China.
You can just go do that.
You know that, right?
Yeah, Beijing.
Uh-huh.
And Shanghai.
Beijing?
Yes.
You can go to both.
Wait.
You should go.
We should go.
We're not going to go.
You could go with Chris.
We need to go to get Cutie a souvenir.
Yeah.
I can't wait to go and see someone who is more historically relevant and more popular than Taylor Swift.
His name is Mao Zedong.
You're not going to see him.
Is he popular there?
His spirit lives on his image.
Is his image like do they really like him over there?
I mean, he's on the currency.
Oh, he's the founding father of the People's Republic of China.
Wow.
Pretty, pretty amazing.
I really should probably study.
I told you this already.
I was talking to Austin.
I have a should I oh my god.
I didn't even talk about this.
Hassan and I, for the first time in our friendship, had a phone conversation for an hour and 15 minutes.
It was so cute.
I was like, I was enjoying it.
Awesome.
I had to talk on the phone for an hour all the time.
Yeah, but this is mostly in spirals.
Normally, yeah.
Normally, when I talk to Hassan, it's like, you do sound like that.
You sound like putty from like Seinfeld.
What the fuck?
When I rewatched Seinfeld, I was assigning characters to my friends, and you were putty.
I don't remember who putty is now.
Marsh pulled that up.
Marsh is laughing because he knows it's true.
You talk to Hassan, that's it.
Look, John, I want Marsh the most.
Yeah.
Best of putty Seinfeld.
Yeah.
It was on the one of the boyfriends.
Yeah, it's Elaine's boyfriend.
I don't know what it is.
I just can't see you with a mechanic.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I think I remember putty last night.
Hi, Fat.
On the flip side.
Taking me to Arby's.
Hey, where were you?
Let's finish this up.
Did you two break up?
That chick's whacked.
Oh, it's the guy from Family Guy.
Yeah.
The guy from Family.
He's the guy in the wheelchair.
Yeah.
Joe, from Villa.
Hey, Peter.
Oh, Family Guy.
I thought I was thinking of Modern Family.
I was like, who's in the wheelchair at Modern Family?
Yeah, he's a real famous guy.
He's also a Soren.
Oh, yeah.
The Soren guy.
Yeah.
Disneyland.
California Adventure.
He's the guy that does the pre-flight safety video.
Yeah.
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Anyway, we talked for an hour, 15 minutes.
Cutie and I talk too for that long, but it's really like she'll call me about something related to sometimes about hypochondria, right?
Can I say this?
Hello.
Yeah.
Do you not want me to say anything?
No.
Oh, okay.
I was just saying.
But I'm really, I'm really bad about it.
You're making it weird, Austin.
I'm really bad to call because sometimes I'm like, yeah, you're a yapper.
No, no, sometimes I'll be like, cutie, you should go the hospital.
I can't speak on the word.
That's why I missed last week's episode.
I was in the hospital.
Yeah.
And you are there.
You are a grade A yapper.
Oh, you literally love to yapper.
Great A yapper.
That's a good idea.
Yeah, great A yapper.
Wait, did you?
I couldn't.
I'll be honest.
I passed my bruise.
They popped my vein.
Oh my God.
They popped your vein?
Yeah, you guys can't see.
Ouch.
They popped the shit out of it.
It was a giant bump.
It was scary.
Remember, I texted you.
Yeah, you text me a photo.
What?
Why are you laughing?
That's funny.
You went to the hospital to get tests done, and then you left more freaked out because of the vein thing.
She had an injury.
Did you look up signs of blood poisoning?
Hassan.
Do you know how that works?
Hassan.
If you get air in your vein?
No, if you get like a squiggly...
What?
Let me fucking see.
I know a squiggly line.
Yeah, if you have like...
No, no, no.
If your vein is like very pronounced and squiggly and you can see it and it's dark, it's no, you don't have it.
You would know.
It looks like a worm on your skin.
Do I look like I have?
No, Marsh, look up blood poisoning symptoms.
No, I have to see it.
Hassan?
Wait, is that a bad thing to do?
Yes, she's a hypochondriac.
But is it easy to see?
No, no, it is, yeah.
No, I don't know.
No, no, no.
It's like very obvious.
But I know like about sepsis, so I got nervous about that.
Look up blood poisoning symptoms.
It says image.
See, it says sepsis.
Yeah.
Like that, like that.
See?
Where?
Right there.
And you'll.
Oh, I guess.
Wait, go to that one.
Oh, really?
No, not like that.
It's not like the...
Your arm just has a regular bruise, cutie.
But when you have like blood poisoning, you ask her if you check for blood poisoning and then you can just see like a real squiggly ass, dark ass pronounced line.
No, that doesn't.
No, it's not the same.
That's just your veins.
So you don't have it.
I see it.
Let me see your whole arm.
It's gross.
Wait a minute.
I shouldn't fuck with you like that.
I can't get the suit tattoo off.
Yeah.
I'm sad, though.
I was going to say, for the first time in Hassan and I's friendship, I was trying to get him off the phone.
Were you yapping?
Because he would not stop talking.
Wait, you were trying to get me off the phone?
I was like, yeah, Hassan, I'm going to wrap it up here.
I got to go to bed and eat some food.
He was being nice.
And then he just kept being nice.
Oh, you were being nice?
You thought you were trying to get me off the phone?
Yeah, no, I'm never doing that again.
Wait, what?
No, I enjoyed that.
We should chat for a while.
Fuck no.
Not ever again.
I think we should do that.
I think we should talk more often.
Yeah, not after that.
You literally stabbing the pod.
You just said, I talk too much.
No, you don't talk too much.
You don't talk enough.
Like, literally, I'll be on the phone and I'll tell you something.
This is a phone call with Hassan.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey.
Hey, what are we doing at the pod?
Night six.
Okay.
Same time always.
Hold on, wait, wait.
All right.
Hold on.
Okay, how you doing today?
Hello?
Yeah.
I'm always doing shit.
Yeah, okay, I gotta go.
And then click.
That's the entire phone call.
You call me when I'm doing shit.
You call me when I'm doing shit.
When are you not doing shit?
Never.
I'm always doing even when you're I'll tell you like a thing.
You'll be like, I'll be like, yo, let me tell you this thing.
And then I'll tell you the thing.
And then after I tell you the thing, silence.
It's complete.
I'll tell you like this.
Oh, yeah, I did this thing and I went to this thing.
Can you believe that?
My feedback is not necessary in that moment.
It is very necessary.
Sometimes I want feedback.
Sometimes it's okay.
Do you have this experience too?
Or is he more engaged?
I don't call it.
Yeah, we just text.
I just text him.
Oh, okay.
And then usually I'm the one that doesn't reply.
But I'm just not, I'm a bad replier.
That wasn't a flex.
Me too.
I'm a bad replier, too.
You're really good at replying.
Yeah, I'm the one who's getting bullied all the time behind the scenes chat.
For those who don't know, chat chat.
You know the commenters.
My nieces and nephews made pumpkins.
They're so cute.
You guys see my trumpet?
Yes.
I heard about it.
No, you didn't.
Yeah, I did.
I did actually.
Oh, excuse me.
I have the artistic vision.
I already asked.
I did it.
I made it myself.
I've got some things to talk about.
Okay.
Yeah, that's how a podcast works.
Yeah, no, but I. Let's go.
What are you doing?
There's a new game out that I thought was fascinating.
Is it the stone one?
Dude, he just scrolls down like.
God damn it, cutie.
You always take my topping.
Oh, it's because he goes to Reddit and he's like, what's going on?
It's like R slash.
That's exactly what I do.
It's just a raw.
It's just a game about being a rock.
Okay, well, I guess that's still right.
No, no, no.
It's fine.
I'm happy that you've got it.
Halloween Costume Chaos00:15:05
What did he want to say about it?
I don't know.
I just thought it was so interesting that there's a Marshall up.
What were you just looking at?
No, Marsh, open that up.
No, that was crazy.
No.
Open your Discord real quick.
You will see that.
I'm ready to see it right now.
What?
No, open your Discord.
You want to talk about that?
Okay, look.
I don't even know if we can show this on YouTube.
Why did you...
That's what he DM'd me.
This is what he DM'd me as like a talking point.
Austin, we wanted to blur this.
Why are you sending that to our producer?
I was just sending, I sent this to him because I was going to talk about penis.
This is an HR issue.
You can't be.
What?
You can't.
You know, I've been a grower-not shower advocate for quite some time.
The thing is, there's nobody to advocate for them.
That's why the sentence exists.
I know, but look, I was, I was, I sent this to him.
We had a, you were gone, so it was me, Wag, and Will with Austin.
So he got extra sensitive about the penis issue that he brought up, by the way.
We didn't bring it up at all.
We were being told I know.
This is my 70th time bringing it up.
Yeah.
And it seems like there was some residual.
You defend small penises the way I defend Taylor Swift, and I think we need to talk about it.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, look, I just think that.
It's okay.
Every penis is okay.
I agree, but I don't have a small one.
I'm just sick and tired of this whole notion that you can tell what it is by just looking at an underwear.
You can't tell what it is.
Yeah, you can't tell what it is.
That's what I'm saying.
By that, based on that.
I just got confirmation that your visa is confirmed.
Oh, mine too?
You can go to China.
Wait, so I can get it tomorrow?
Yes.
Wait, my call is going to be a little bit more.
Wait, do you have to go to the conference?
Let's fucking go.
Yeah, you're calling.
I'm taking care of it.
I'll call the consuent.
Yeah, she's going to the consulate tomorrow to get her visa.
Yeah.
Because she's going.
No, I was saying against him.
I reported him, and I guess it didn't work.
I said, don't let this man in China.
Yeah, I said, don't.
Keep him out.
Yeah.
China.
Anyway, you guys know what the fuck I mean by that.
Just so what are you being for Halloween?
I am going to be.
And what are you doing?
Well, I'm going to a party tonight.
Okay.
As a firefighter.
Ooh, fun.
What's Christian?
I don't know what he's going to be.
I think he's going to be a pirate or something tonight.
Oh, no couples costume.
Well, we are going to be.
I'm going to be Pennywise and he's going to be Georgie.
I don't love that one.
Wait, why not?
What's Georgie?
I don't know what.
Wait, why not?
Pennywise is a pedophile.
What?
Pennywise is a pedophile.
What the fuck?
Maybe I'm pretty clear.
I thought it was pretty clear.
What?
I didn't fucking know that.
Isn't the entire film an allegory?
There's too much spirit Halloween.
I mean, son, I think, I mean, scary?
What's scarier than a pedophile?
It's a scary.
I mean, here, let me call the Halloween expert real quick.
Just are you calling Will?
Hello?
Hey, you're on the pod.
I just have a quick question for you.
Okay, what's up?
Um, do you think that I don't know how to phrase this exactly?
Is Pennywise a pedophile or not?
Um, well, technically, Pennywise is what's called the deadlights.
He's an eldritch being from beyond the stars that feeds on fear.
And so, children are the most impressionable, so the easiest to generate the most fear.
But without that context, yeah, he likes to fuck kids.
Okay, thanks for letting us know.
Will, Will, Will, I just, I, it just occurred to me that this is a case, but I already have my Pennywise costume tailored for Halloween.
And Chris Junior Christian couples costume.
Christian is Georgie.
Christian is Georgie and I'm Pennywise.
I had no fucking idea.
The connotation that you're gonna drag a twink into the sewer and stuff.
Oh, nobody.
It was Christian's idea.
I need to be like, so you get your pedophile for your Halloween.
You're like, no!
You don't understand I'm an eldritch beast from a different dimension and children are the easiest to spook.
I can't fucking take any Instagram photos.
Austin's using anime defense.
He's using the anime defense.
No!
This child is a 3,000-year-old dragon!
Will!
Will!
It was his idea!
And I didn't want to do it because I was like, Pennywise, your officer, he was, the child was asking for it.
Look at that officer!
Hey, Christian, dang, you want to watch it.
I just, you're the, you're the horror expert.
Why were they selling it at Spirit Halloween?
So, Austin, the technical answer is you're an eldritch beast shapeshifter.
I don't even know.
What the fuck does that mean?
You're at the text me that so I can read it whenever you want.
So, when they cancel you on Twitter, you can't do it.
He's gonna run around with that laminated card that has the Romeo and Juliet laws.
But this doctor's like, I'm an eldritch beast.
I know what this looks like.
I'm not a pedophile.
Austin, Austin, I think it's a cool costume.
Well, fuck.
I'm already committed because I got it tailored and everything.
At no point in the process, yeah.
I cut the sleeves off.
I made it tight and sexy, like low vegan.
Next, next year, you can go as John Wayne Gacy in that kid he sat on.
He's so good from Hunger Hunter.
Well, thank you, Will, for the feedback.
I guess I have no choice.
Here's the Halloween girl.
Happy Halloween.
No turning back now.
No guess.
I'm just gonna.
Can I?
I'm just gonna call Christian real quick.
I think he's on stream.
Let me just.
Let me just.
I just have a quick question.
Yeah, he's on his phone.
His name is Christian.
Christian Show.
Hello.
Hello.
It's cutie.
I just had a quick question.
We're on Fear and if you don't mind.
Okay, I'm on stream, but that's okay.
That's okay.
If you're okay with it, I'm more than okay.
Yeah, of course.
Okay.
Hey, Christian, shut up.
It's Austin.
Shut over the Fear Hand box.
No, you can't talk.
Okay, quick question for you.
So, what's your Halloween costume tomorrow?
I think we decided on like reusing a pirate.
No, no, no.
Saturday.
Saturday.
Oh, Saturday.
Sorry, Saturday.
Oh, Saturday.
I'm Georgie, and Austin's being Pennywise.
Okay, so cute.
Love it.
Whose idea was that?
It was mine.
Okay, I love it.
Do you feel potentially like you set Austin up for failure?
Because Pennywise, you know, he only seems to like to kill children.
Yeah, Christian.
I'm just finding out for the first time that Pennywise is a fucking pedophile.
And this is your couple's costume idea, Christian.
Oh.
I'm also just putting that together.
I uh, wow.
I'm gonna look really cute, though.
Like, I'm just a cat.
Yeah, well, that's great.
Yeah, great.
Great.
I can't fucking post anything on Instagram, Christian.
Now that you people have dressed, James Charles was pennywise a couple years ago.
Oh, well, anyways.
No!
No!
Oh, no!
Okay.
Cool.
I'm going to ask you.
Send us the pictures if you could, Christian.
We'll love to see them.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
I spent $1,200 on the tailoring for that costume.
No, you didn't.
I did.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Anyways, have a great day.
Okay, bye.
You can't.
You have to.
You have to be pennywise.
Okay, okay.
I got an idea.
I'm telling you.
Why would they sell it in Spirit Halloween?
Why did you spend $1,200 on a Spirit Halloween costume?
Well, because it would have been less bad if he wasn't Georgie.
If he would have been the red balloon, it would have been a little better.
I just, well, I didn't.
He's the one that put the shit together.
It was his idea.
I just followed.
I was being a good, supportive boyfriend by being like, babe, you choose the costume.
So funny.
He wanted to be Charlie the Unicorn.
You'll choose the costume.
That's cute.
I told him, fuck no.
I'm like, I don't want to be Charlie the fucking unicorn.
What's Charlie the Unicorn?
Is it for the fucking Candy Mountain?
Charlie the Candy Mountain.
Wait, you guys are going to both be Charlie the Unicorn?
There's two unicorns.
He wanted to be a Charlie the unicorn.
That would have been awesome.
I wanted to do that and I turned him down.
Why?
So you could be a pedophile?
No, I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I felt like you're stuck with that now.
I didn't know.
I cannot wait to see the pictures.
I didn't know.
For the record, most people won't think that.
Of course.
Yeah, of course not.
After we've got it, everyone.
After we talk about this and I clip it from my TikTok, everybody's going to fucking.
Yeah, well, you better post a picture.
I'm sure you'll look off.
You'll be a very beautiful pedophile.
Yeah.
You've never seen Charlie the Unicorn?
Yeah, you'll look like the hottest pedophile on the block.
Have you never seen it?
Charlie the Unicorn.
No, what the fuck is that?
What?
It's like a, it's a... Candy Mountain, Charlie.
It's, well, wait, no, no.
You, we'll do a live react on the Patreon.
Yeah.
Watch Charlie the Innoclines.
You have to have your first experience.
It's like that thing when you're in junior high.
They like select you to watch.
It's like old internet.
Yeah, like Charlie bit my finger.
You know that one?
Like the little baby?
Yeah.
He's like, after the dentist?
That's David after the dentist.
Yeah.
Oh, then I don't know Charlie bit my finger.
Candy Mountain, Charlie.
Okay, so what are you guys going to be for Halloween?
I'm evidently going to be a pedophile.
I have to do it.
David Corn's wet Superman at least one time, and I'm going to probably do him tomorrow.
Because if I don't do it, people are going to freak the fuck out of it.
What is it called?
Oh, Superman.
Superman.
I have to do that.
That's fucking bad.
He said David Corn.
David Corn's sweat.
David Corn's actor.
I see.
I see.
You're going to be.
You will look great as Superman.
We're being Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit.
Oh, cute.
Are you guys?
Wait, where are you guys going?
I thought you weren't having a party.
We don't.
I'm just dressing up and taking a picture.
That's awesome.
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life.
At least I'm doing it for stream.
You know what I mean?
Well, usually I'm the one that throws the Halloween party, but I just decided not to this year because.
Oh, true.
I know.
I just decided not to.
But now I regret it because now everyone's messaging me and they're like, cutie, we love your Halloween parties.
Are you hosting a Thanksgiving too?
I'll do a Friendsgiving, but I probably won't do a Thanksgiving.
You won't do a Thanksgiving?
Yeah, because I might go to my sister's.
I guess we'll be in China.
No.
The week.
Well, for Friendsgiving, it would be.
Well, I could move it.
I guess we could.
I haven't put anything on the calendar for it.
So we could make it happen.
We could work around it.
We could work around it.
Yeah, we can work around Friendsgiving.
Sure, yeah.
I think I, so I, every year for Halloween, my mom used to make homemade clam chowder.
And spud nuts, it's a, it's a spud nuts, I think it's an Idaho thing, but it's a mashed, it's donuts made with mashed potatoes.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
No, it doesn't.
No, they're really yummy.
That sounds terrible.
They're two of my favorite things.
You could swing by and get some fresh ones.
And usually I give them to Charlotte.
Do you like sushis and burritos?
Do you fuck with sushi ritos?
Sometimes, yeah.
You're nasty.
You're a nasty little freak.
I'm taking away your weight.
Wait, sushi burritos are delicious.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
Sounds terrible.
Anyway.
He's never had it.
Spud nuts.
Spud nuts.
Yeah, he would love it.
Spud nuts.
He loves food.
I used to give him out to trick-or-treaters, but now we don't get any trick-or-treaters.
No one triggered treats in LA.
They don't?
No.
I mean, there's not really many neighborhoods.
Like, if you lived in like a more...
Because no one comes to my house, but I think people trick-or-treat around here.
I don't know.
Yeah, because you're like, no one comes to my house.
But I end up with so many extra donuts every year, and they're only good fresh, really.
Dude, you're making these?
Yeah, every year I make them.
I make homemade spud nuts, homemade clam chowder inside homemade bread bowls with homemade root beer.
How come I've never had any of those things that you've made?
Because I live so far away.
What the fuck?
And I can't like travel with it.
But you could come over tomorrow if you want.
Maybe.
And have it.
I got nothing going on.
I'm not doing anything.
We're just going to watch like Hocus Pocus, I think.
I would love that.
Do you want to come?
You were not invited off stage.
I can't.
I can't because I'm out there.
He has a party.
But that would be fun.
I would be there.
Well, you could swing by after if you want.
Well, it's like a...
But what time are you?
You could swing by before.
Maybe I'll swing by before.
And have a bowl of clam chowder.
I'm allergic to clams, but I'll have a donut.
I could have a donut.
I would love to.
I want to try the donut now.
It's quit stabbing that pumpkin and enjoying it.
Fresh.
Even if you just swing by and grab a donut and say trick-or-treat, and then I'll give you a donut.
Okay.
Oh, we should go trick-or-treating at Cutie's house.
Yeah, finally.
No one comes freaking trick-or-treating my freaking house.
On that note, though, we are going to trick-or-treat our way into the Patreon portion of the broadcast or the podcast, sorry.
And you can check us out at patreon.com/slash fear and there's a new vlog up on the Patreon right now.
The lost files Hassan and I get his zit injected.
Even though it took Austin such a long time that the fucking things grew back in my face by the time you can actually see it getting taken care of.
We'll do another vlog, the follow-up.
Yeah, and we're obviously gonna be uploading a lot more when we're in China.
We're gonna be uploading a lot.
Yeah, we're gonna, we are going to whip March every day.
We're gonna beat his ass and we'll film it.
We'll film the yeah, we're gonna film it.
We'll make him film his own ass beating.
We'll put that on Patreon as well.
But thank you so much for your support, and we'll see you on the other side.
Bye.
Bye, y'all.
Oh, they took my freaking kidney.
Classic.
What do you think?
Did you like it?
What the fuck was that?
My culture.
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That's iconic internet culture.
That was what people considered peak internet.
Wait, can you look up something that I used to watch?
Bro, I'm going to be honest.
I feel like AI is also bad, but like, can I show you a fucking?