Fear& - WE ARE LEAVING AMERICA! | Fear&
Aired: 2025-11-10
Duration: 01:02:47


=== Flight Announcement and Farting (05:16) ===

[00:00:00]  I figured out what flight you were on and I changed my flight to your flight and I also figured out what seat you were at and guess who's sitting next to you for 15 hours.
[00:00:11]  Oh, yeah, baby.
[00:00:12]  Oh, I'm gonna fart on the fart on no.
[00:00:21]  Oh, yeah.
[00:00:22]  Okay, so I have an announcement.
[00:00:23]  No, what you're gonna fart on me.
[00:00:41]  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and Podcast where Hassan get off your phone.
[00:00:49]  You didn't make it through the intro, bro.
[00:00:51]  I was uh making sure that I put my friend's phone number before I forget to save it.
[00:00:59]  And we are all back together at the precipice of a world-changing event.
[00:01:09]  Okay, that's right.
[00:01:10]  We are about to hit escape velocity, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:01:12]  We are escaping the United States of America.
[00:01:15]  It's 39 or 38 days of the government shutdown taking place.
[00:01:19]  It's about to be bedlam out here, and we're leaving Cutie Cinderella's ass behind.
[00:01:24]  That's right.
[00:01:24]  And getting our asses to China, baby.
[00:01:27]  Yeah, we're by the time you see this, we will be in the great city of Beijing.
[00:01:32]  Beijing, China, China.
[00:01:35]  China.
[00:01:35]  I gotta tell you, he and I are both pretty mild about it.
[00:01:38]  Yeah, we are unsure about what do you mean?
[00:01:42]  He's not that excited.
[00:01:44]  You guys are gonna love it.
[00:01:45]  We don't know what to expect.
[00:01:47]  You're gonna love it.
[00:01:49]  I'm ready to, I'm ready to love it, but we are going.
[00:01:53]  We are going from we do land and then immediately leave to another city.
[00:01:59]  Oh, we do.
[00:01:59]  I thought we were staying in Beijing for like a day.
[00:02:02]  We have probably about yeah, yeah, no, two or three.
[00:02:05]  No, no, it's we land and then we spend the entire day.
[00:02:09]  We have to somehow dig deep and stay awake and acclimate to the time zone.
[00:02:13]  One night of sleep, immediately start streaming.
[00:02:16]  And then the next day, which is my birthday, by the way.
[00:02:19]  See, Kitty remembered.
[00:02:21]  Yeah.
[00:02:21]  Kitty remembered.
[00:02:23]  Cutie remembered my birthday.
[00:02:27]  We are leaving and we're going to Shanghai.
[00:02:29]  Right.
[00:02:29]  That's right.
[00:02:30]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:02:30]  I'm going to do something for you.
[00:02:32]  Hold on.
[00:02:33]  Okay.
[00:02:35]  Okay.
[00:02:35]  Please, please don't Google Translate.
[00:02:38]  No, no, no, no.
[00:02:39]  We have to, dude.
[00:02:40]  Oh, no.
[00:02:41]  What is he going to do?
[00:02:42]  What is that?
[00:02:43]  Hold on.
[00:02:43]  Hold on.
[00:02:44]  My level of excitement just went down.
[00:02:47]  He's going to be spending.
[00:02:48]  Oh, boy.
[00:02:49]  No, God.
[00:02:50]  Don't do this.
[00:02:54]  Happy birthday, gay man.
[00:02:56]  Oh, thank you so much.
[00:02:58]  Traditional Chinese creature.
[00:03:00]  Thank you.
[00:03:03]  Thank you so much.
[00:03:04]  It's a tunnel language.
[00:03:07]  I have a surprise for Hassan.
[00:03:09]  Okay.
[00:03:10]  Feels weird because it's your birthday.
[00:03:12]  Yeah, I know.
[00:03:14]  I figured out what flight you were on and I changed my flight to your flight.
[00:03:19]  And I also figured out what seat you were at.
[00:03:22]  And guess who's sitting next to you for 15 hours?
[00:03:26]  Oh, yeah, baby.
[00:03:27]  Oh, I'm going to fart on.
[00:03:29]  That said, the first thing I said.
[00:03:32]  Wait, No, I'm going to fart on.
[00:03:35]  No.
[00:03:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:03:37]  Okay, so I have an announcement.
[00:03:38]  No, what?
[00:03:39]  You're going to fart on me?
[00:03:40]  I actually have a pretty planes.
[00:03:44]  I have, I put a moratorium on farting on planes because, like, there was one travel that I did where I did smell someone else's fart, and I was like, this is disastrous.
[00:03:54]  It turns out you can smell other people's farts.
[00:03:56]  Yes.
[00:03:56]  Okay.
[00:03:58]  Because I was sleeping and I never really noticed that other people were farting.
[00:04:01]  Yeah.
[00:04:02]  But this time I couldn't sleep and I smelled it.
[00:04:04]  So I stopped farting.
[00:04:06]  I only went into the bathroom to fart.
[00:04:08]  And now the moratorium is off.
[00:04:12]  Tomorrow, I'm coming out of retirement.
[00:04:15]  Are you on the same flight too?
[00:04:16]  Yeah.
[00:04:17]  I'm going to complain.
[00:04:18]  I'm going to push my local connection.
[00:04:21]  I'm going to tell the flight attendant.
[00:04:22]  I don't even bring my team anymore.
[00:04:23]  I'm an iPad baby now.
[00:04:24]  I'm a screen agree.
[00:04:25]  I'm going to tell the flight attendant on him.
[00:04:27]  I'm going to be like, Excuse me, this person keeps farting.
[00:04:30]  Don't do that to the flight attendant.
[00:04:31]  What do you want her to do?
[00:04:32]  Well, reprimand me, sir.
[00:04:34]  Yeah.
[00:04:35]  Reprimand him.
[00:04:35]  Excuse me, sir.
[00:04:37]  Could you stop tuning?
[00:04:38]  Yeah.
[00:04:39]  Can we download the VPNs here or can we download them in China too?
[00:04:44]  Okay, there's a lot.
[00:04:45]  You're still here.
[00:04:46]  Just download.
[00:04:47]  I have so much.
[00:04:48]  He hasn't packed.
[00:04:49]  I haven't packed yet.
[00:04:50]  I've been packing for three days.
[00:04:51]  Yeah, I haven't packed it because I just got back from DC.
[00:04:55]  Well, who made that schedule?
[00:04:56]  Yep.
[00:04:57]  I did because there was things that were unmovable.
[00:05:00]  I cleared my schedule for the week to prepare for this trip.
[00:05:03]  Austin.
[00:05:04]  The long shot.
[00:05:06]  I also was sick and I was in the hospital.
[00:05:08]  The long shot candidate for New York mayor that I boosted early on literally defeated all odds to become the mayor of New York.

=== Streamer Awards and Cakes (09:24) ===

[00:05:16]  Pretty good.
[00:05:17]  I know.
[00:05:17]  Yeah.
[00:05:18]  If I, you know, and then also on top of that, they were fucking hitting my ass.
[00:05:22]  Well, the election was on Tuesday.
[00:05:24]  It's Saturday, Hassan.
[00:05:25]  And then I had Crooked Constance going on.
[00:05:27]  And then I had Crooked Con in DC.
[00:05:30]  Pod Save America boys have been in the city.
[00:05:32]  Okay, and then what were you doing yesterday?
[00:05:35]  I was doing Crooked Con yesterday.
[00:05:37]  What is this word you're saying?
[00:05:38]  Crooked.
[00:05:39]  Crooked Con.
[00:05:39]  Crooked Con is Crooked Media, which is like the media conglomerate that owns Pod Save America and numerous other like don't use that tone with me.
[00:05:48]  Yeah, are you speaking?
[00:05:49]  Are you talking down on her?
[00:05:50]  Are you talking like I'm stupid?
[00:05:52]  Like I don't know what that is.
[00:05:53]  Is it because she's a woman?
[00:05:54]  Yeah, that's what it was.
[00:05:55]  I liked when Zoran said, that's how you say it, right?
[00:05:59]  Please.
[00:06:00]  You kind of mix it up with don't miss with the Zelda.
[00:06:03]  I'm dyslexic.
[00:06:04]  That's right.
[00:06:05]  I really liked it when he said what?
[00:06:06]  I liked it in the debate when he called out Andrew Como for sexually harassing those women.
[00:06:11]  I thought that was awesome.
[00:06:12]  Yeah.
[00:06:12]  And then he was like, yeah, she has a defamation lawsuit, so she can't speak, but I can.
[00:06:18]  And then I was like, drop the mic and we'll walk away.
[00:06:20]  My favorite line of the entire process was when they were asking about parades.
[00:06:25]  And he's like, I'm not worried about parades.
[00:06:27]  Yeah.
[00:06:28]  I don't plan on going to parades.
[00:06:29]  Yeah, unfortunately.
[00:06:30]  Legislature.
[00:06:31]  Unfortunately, my favorite mayoral candidate lost, Curtis Lewa, who also said all parades matter.
[00:06:38]  He said he said he wants every type of parade to happen so we can attend them.
[00:06:43]  True.
[00:06:44]  But he lost on brave, beautiful and natural.
[00:06:48]  But it was beautiful and natural.
[00:06:49]  It was an amazing experience.
[00:06:50]  It was an amazing experience overall.
[00:06:52]  I know that, you know, things seem so hopeless in general with, you know, the longest ever shutdown in recent American history.
[00:07:03]  42 million people getting cut off of Snap and possibly starving.
[00:07:09]  There's just so much awfulness happening all around the country.
[00:07:12]  So it was like really awesome to just like have one good thing because I was close.
[00:07:18]  I was close to ending it.
[00:07:19]  Okay.
[00:07:20]  I was just like, I was just like, please, if this is the one.
[00:07:22]  Keep the government close.
[00:07:25]  If I was like, if this doesn't happen, like, if we can't get like a crumb of hope, I don't know how much I can hold on anymore.
[00:07:32]  Well, thank God.
[00:07:33]  Thank God they won.
[00:07:35]  Oh, thank God.
[00:07:36]  Good God.
[00:07:37]  It's the blue wave, baby.
[00:07:38]  They woke his back, woke his head.
[00:07:39]  That would have been a tough.
[00:07:42]  I need to rally one of our viewers for something very important.
[00:07:45]  Okay.
[00:07:45]  Single specific.
[00:07:47]  I need one.
[00:07:48]  Okay.
[00:07:48]  One to do this for me, please.
[00:07:51]  And for us as a community.
[00:07:53]  There's this thing called Cake for Kids, where you make cake for children that can't.
[00:07:58]  What you're in kid isn't all cake for kids.
[00:08:01]  No, what?
[00:08:02]  Okay, no cake can be for adults.
[00:08:03]  Okay, sorry, size.
[00:08:04]  Thank you.
[00:08:05]  I like cake.
[00:08:06]  Lovely, lovely non-profit called Cake for Kids.
[00:08:08]  And they essentially help provide cakes to underprivileged youth.
[00:08:12]  Yeah, like you know, and more than ever, families cannot afford cakes or cupcakes to take to school or whatever.
[00:08:19]  And so, and I've heard about this organization forever ago because I always have excessive cakes.
[00:08:24]  I would love to make them forget.
[00:08:25]  You're heavy in cake.
[00:08:26]  I'm big cake girl.
[00:08:28]  Yeah, I'm big cake.
[00:08:29]  And so, big cake.
[00:08:31]  Change your nickname to big cake.
[00:08:34]  Yeah.
[00:08:34]  I like that.
[00:08:35]  I think it's a movement.
[00:08:36]  Cake Cinderella.
[00:08:37]  I'm Big Cake.
[00:08:39]  And I've been wanting them to open a branch in LA because you can pull them up.
[00:08:44]  It's cake for kids.
[00:08:45]  Okay.
[00:08:45]  And so you just want one viewer of ours to open it.
[00:08:49]  Wait.
[00:08:50]  I haven't gotten there.
[00:08:51]  I'm explaining.
[00:08:52]  And so you need to volunteer in order to be to open it.
[00:08:56]  Because if you go to where they are, there's like at the top.
[00:09:01]  Do we have to do we bake the cakes to chapters?
[00:09:04]  That's where you go.
[00:09:04]  You know what I would do with you?
[00:09:05]  Uh-huh.
[00:09:06]  You want to do a cake-a-thon where you and I just bake cakes for like seven years.
[00:09:10]  Yeah, but we and then and then you twerk.
[00:09:12]  But that would be cutie baking the cake.
[00:09:15]  Yeah, but he'll keep the vibes up.
[00:09:17]  He'll keep the vibes up.
[00:09:19]  So they don't have a Los Angeles one.
[00:09:21]  And so you could apply to start the chapter.
[00:09:23]  Sure.
[00:09:24]  But I can't do that.
[00:09:27]  Fair.
[00:09:28]  Because then if you start the chapter, you have to have you have to have a three-year commitment.
[00:09:32]  I wouldn't like to maybe not live in LA for three years.
[00:09:36]  I won't lie to you guys.
[00:09:37]  Sure.
[00:09:37]  What the fuck?
[00:09:38]  Typically, are you going back to Utah?
[00:09:39]  Seven.
[00:09:40]  I don't know where I'm going.
[00:09:41]  Typically, seven to 25 years was old to apply.
[00:09:44]  So you can do that.
[00:09:44]  I'm 22, so it doesn't work for me.
[00:09:46]  Anyway, I need someone to do the one to start the franchise.
[00:09:52]  And then I will provide the cakes.
[00:09:53]  Like I will volunteer every single month to make cakes for this, but I just need not guaranteed for three years.
[00:09:59]  But yeah, so I need someone.
[00:10:00]  Also, is this you telling us that you're just not going to do the podcast three years in the future?
[00:10:05]  Okay, who knows?
[00:10:06]  Three years from now.
[00:10:07]  I'm going to be dead of old age.
[00:10:08]  He'll die of old age.
[00:10:10]  Y'all, we have to keep this going for our children.
[00:10:12]  You'll be canceled.
[00:10:13]  This is Austin's lifelong.
[00:10:14]  This will be the Austin Hassan show.
[00:10:16]  These children are his cats.
[00:10:18]  I will start my rose garden and get the fuck out.
[00:10:20]  No, I've already made preparations because Hassan mentioned, are you moving to New York?
[00:10:25]  No.
[00:10:26]  Okay.
[00:10:27]  This is the thing that keeps me here.
[00:10:29]  Thank God.
[00:10:29]  Okay.
[00:10:30]  Because I was thinking I was going to move to New York and force you to start a new podcast with me.
[00:10:35]  Oh, that's fun.
[00:10:36]  You know, I don't like call it captive.
[00:10:40]  Your lackadaisical attitude attitude is from.
[00:10:43]  Number one.
[00:10:44]  Lackadaisical is my word.
[00:10:46]  Okay.
[00:10:46]  I don't know where you got that.
[00:10:47]  That's not how you get lackadaisical.
[00:10:49]  Shut up.
[00:10:50]  Oh.
[00:10:50]  My word.
[00:10:51]  You better watch.
[00:10:52]  You better watch yourself.
[00:10:53]  Okay.
[00:10:53]  Big cake about to that's my word.
[00:10:57]  Number one.
[00:10:58]  Number two, I kind of forgot what we were arguing about.
[00:11:02]  Oh, my attitude.
[00:11:04]  Number two, I've never changed.
[00:11:06]  This has always been my attitude.
[00:11:07]  So at least I'm consistent.
[00:11:08]  Right.
[00:11:08]  No, but I it's still it doesn't give me anxiety anymore.
[00:11:11]  What my attitude?
[00:11:13]  Your attitude.
[00:11:13]  I'm just like, oh, it's cutie.
[00:11:15]  It's consistent.
[00:11:15]  Yeah, it's cute.
[00:11:16]  It's big cake.
[00:11:17]  It's big cake.
[00:11:19]  But I want to make cakes for the children, for the youth.
[00:11:21]  I do too.
[00:11:22]  Well, and yeah, and so I need someone to help me with the franchise because I can't be the franchise president.
[00:11:27]  That'd be so helpful to raise a bunch of money for kids.
[00:11:30]  72 hours of cake.
[00:11:32]  I know.
[00:11:32]  I'd be down.
[00:11:33]  I make every type of cake.
[00:11:34]  It's 72 hours.
[00:11:34]  I think I don't.
[00:11:35]  Do we have to be a baker to participate?
[00:11:37]  No, no, I can delegate.
[00:11:39]  Because I would probably ruin a kid's life.
[00:11:40]  I'm going to delegate together one time.
[00:11:43]  You did great.
[00:11:44]  You're a great decorator.
[00:11:45]  Yeah.
[00:11:46]  So listen, I can delegate.
[00:11:47]  We'll do good.
[00:11:48]  But also, this baker that I know posted, she lives in a very small town, Washington.
[00:11:54]  So I'm not going to blow this up because she was like, retweet and share with your friends.
[00:11:57]  And I was like, if I retweet this, she's fucked.
[00:11:59]  Yeah.
[00:12:00]  But she was doing, so if you guys don't know, I was on Snap once.
[00:12:05]  And so this is very meaningful to me that it's shut down.
[00:12:07]  It makes me very sad and I want to help because I spent many nights very hungry.
[00:12:12]  And so I she posted like she was like, oh, if you, you need cake pops or cupcakes for your kid's birthday, please reach out to me.
[00:12:21]  I'll do them for free, whatever.
[00:12:23]  And I was like, okay, how can I do that?
[00:12:25]  And know that it's not like a fan trying to get me to make their cake pops and whatever.
[00:12:28]  So I need a system.
[00:12:29]  I need a system.
[00:12:30]  So if anybody knows a system, help me because I am tired.
[00:12:33]  I also have streamer awards a month away.
[00:12:35]  I just really want.
[00:12:36]  Maybe we can do it after streamer awards.
[00:12:38]  No, they need cakes now.
[00:12:40]  Cutie, they'll need cakes always.
[00:12:42]  Just give yourself a little break.
[00:12:43]  We'll do it after streamer awards.
[00:12:44]  I got you.
[00:12:45]  Nobody make anything until after streamer award.
[00:12:47]  No, start on it so that it's ready for start on it, but don't tell us about it till after streamer awards.
[00:12:52]  Okay.
[00:12:52]  Leave a comment if you have any information.
[00:12:54]  Yeah.
[00:12:54]  Okay.
[00:12:55]  Please.
[00:12:55]  I think.
[00:12:56]  Okay.
[00:12:57]  I was thinking streamer awards, maybe making everyone bring a can of food.
[00:13:02]  Oh, that'd be maybe making everybody bring what for streamer awards?
[00:13:04]  A can of food.
[00:13:05]  I'd love that.
[00:13:05]  I like that.
[00:13:06]  I can do that.
[00:13:06]  By the way, we're doing an ad for Fear End at Streamer Awards.
[00:13:10]  Yeah.
[00:13:11]  Okay.
[00:13:12]  Yeah.
[00:13:12]  No, I like.
[00:13:13]  Let's shoot it right now.
[00:13:14]  Hey, Streamer Awards.
[00:13:15]  It's Austin Show from the Fear End.
[00:13:17]  I want production.
[00:13:19]  Yeah.
[00:13:19]  I want dance.
[00:13:20]  I want Rasmataz.
[00:13:22]  He's the writer.
[00:13:23]  I'll show up for the shoot.
[00:13:24]  You tell me what to do.
[00:13:25]  You don't want like a choreographed.
[00:13:27]  Come on.
[00:13:28]  What am I doing here?
[00:13:35]  Exactly.
[00:13:36]  I don't think anyone in the Streamer Awards audience is going to appreciate your skedaddling.
[00:13:44]  We can bring it.
[00:13:45]  It's Scat.
[00:13:46]  Yeah, number one.
[00:13:47]  Skedaddle is my word.
[00:13:49]  Hold up.
[00:13:50]  Yeah.
[00:13:51]  Actually, it's Kariummies.
[00:13:52]  Yeah.
[00:13:53]  But I'm claiming it on behalf of Girly Pops.
[00:13:55]  You can't.
[00:13:55]  First of all, no, you're not allowed to do the Bidoobi.
[00:13:57]  The only reason Scat isn't in is because I'm going to bring Scat back.
[00:14:04]  Yes.
[00:14:04]  Austin loves Scat and he loves playing with Scat and he loves having fun with Scat.
[00:14:09]  He's a Scat man.
[00:14:10]  No!
[00:14:12]  Yeah, that, that's Scat, not the shit Scat.
[00:14:16]  No, Austin's bringing back Scat.
[00:14:18]  Yeah, Scat.
[00:14:19]  I'm going to bring back Bidoobi, Dabid, Daba Doobie, Daba.
[00:14:22]  Wait, maybe we can get the Court of Hearts back.
[00:14:25]  Yeah.
[00:14:26]  Bring those guys back.
[00:14:27]  We'll figure it out.
[00:14:27]  The Four of Hearts right there.
[00:14:29]  That could be your ad.
[00:14:30]  That could be the Fear End advice.
[00:14:32]  They could just have them come out on stage and just do Fear Hand.
[00:14:37]  If we had them do like a song by Gunna or something.

=== Bringing Back Scat the Toy (14:46) ===

[00:14:41]  Oh my God.
[00:14:42]  Yeah.
[00:14:43]  No, I'll make one up for him.
[00:14:44]  Oh, God.
[00:14:45]  Oh, no.
[00:14:46]  Come on.
[00:14:49]  We're going to sell our Patreon.
[00:14:51]  Let's not reinvent the word of God.
[00:14:53]  Speaking of kids, though, I went back to Michigan and I led a trick-or-treating group for the first time of children.
[00:14:58]  Oh, he didn't know any of the kids.
[00:15:01]  No, I'm confused.
[00:15:03]  They were my two nieces and then friends and then like cousins of theirs and stuff like that.
[00:15:08]  And I took a big group out, dressed as Michael Myers, had a speaker on me playing the Michael Myers like Halloween.
[00:15:17]  Can you sit still for five fucking seconds?
[00:15:19]  I'm trying to get closer.
[00:15:21]  Do you need, did you not wipe your butt well?
[00:15:24]  Sorry.
[00:15:24]  He's scattered.
[00:15:26]  No.
[00:15:26]  No.
[00:15:27]  No, because somebody.
[00:15:28]  Yeah, tell me about it.
[00:15:29]  Hold on.
[00:15:30]  We got some crust in that game.
[00:15:32]  No, no, no.
[00:15:33]  Hear me out.
[00:15:34]  No, I got up earlier to check if my stream was still running.
[00:15:39]  Before people think I'm crazy, sometimes when people got a butt, they'd be scooting around a little bit.
[00:15:44]  No, anyway, I got a quick little anecdote for you.
[00:15:47]  Okay.
[00:15:47]  I think you guys will think it.
[00:15:48]  So I'm dressed as Michael Myers and I'm really selling it.
[00:15:51]  I'm the part when they're going up the doors.
[00:15:53]  I'm like hiding in the bushes and looking at the people in front.
[00:15:56]  And like everybody's getting a kick out of how committed I am to my Michael Myers grind.
[00:16:00]  Uh-huh.
[00:16:00]  Family comes up to me and they're like, Oh my god, dude, this is so funny.
[00:16:04]  You're selling it.
[00:16:05]  And I started talking to them, they're like, You're so much nicer than the mask perceives.
[00:16:08]  And they go, Would you do us a favor?
[00:16:10]  Would you scare one of the kids in our family?
[00:16:13]  And I was like, I don't know.
[00:16:14]  I feel bad about that.
[00:16:15]  And they're like, No, no, no, he'll love it.
[00:16:16]  He'll love it.
[00:16:17]  So, like, all right.
[00:16:18]  So, I'm standing behind a tree, and they bring him down a sidewalk, and I just step out like this with the theme song playing.
[00:16:25]  And he goes, like this.
[00:16:27]  And then he goes and he hands me his bag of candy.
[00:16:30]  Oh, no, he was getting wrong.
[00:16:32]  That's so sad.
[00:16:33]  I took the bag of candy.
[00:16:34]  I would literally, buddy, it's yours.
[00:16:36]  It's yours.
[00:16:37]  I gave him some of the candy from our bags.
[00:16:39]  I was like, Have a great night.
[00:16:41]  And then he like perked up and was happy.
[00:16:42]  Dude, at least he didn't shit himself.
[00:16:46]  What?
[00:16:46]  Just imagine the kid just like.
[00:16:51]  But yeah, we're this is a piss of.
[00:16:53]  I had a great time with my family.
[00:16:55]  I took my nieces through some layup drills to get them ready for pee-wee basketball.
[00:16:59]  Yeah.
[00:16:59]  Well, that's awesome.
[00:17:00]  That was awesome.
[00:17:01]  Well, um, I wasn't at my home for Halloween, but I do have a security camera on my front door.
[00:17:09]  And I wasn't home, but I would get notifications when people would ring the doorbell.
[00:17:13]  And somebody, some kids came to the doorbell.
[00:17:16]  They rang the door, knocked on the thing.
[00:17:19]  I was like, oh, you know, I'm just going to ignore it because I'm not there.
[00:17:23]  And then they fucking kept going and they were like, where's the candy?
[00:17:28]  We knew you're in there.
[00:17:30]  Did you not leave candy out?
[00:17:32]  No, I didn't.
[00:17:33]  Oh my God.
[00:17:34]  You are like the worst archetype of a person.
[00:17:37]  Wait, hold on.
[00:17:38]  I was, I was rich and you didn't leave candy out.
[00:17:42]  What was I supposed to do?
[00:17:45]  Hold on, candy in a ball.
[00:17:47]  You're going down for that buzz up.
[00:17:49]  Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
[00:17:50]  Just give me, let me defend myself for a moment.
[00:17:52]  The last thing I did before I went to Michigan was buy a bunch of candy.
[00:17:56]  Let me defend myself for a moment.
[00:17:57]  We left the house like three days before Halloween.
[00:18:00]  Okay, so you don't care.
[00:18:02]  It would have been, it would have been.
[00:18:03]  I'm not going to.
[00:18:04]  What if they get the candy would have gotten bad?
[00:18:06]  Norovirus or something.
[00:18:07]  They couldn't.
[00:18:08]  Neurovirus.
[00:18:09]  I could have.
[00:18:11]  Let's look up Marshall.
[00:18:12]  That's actually that.
[00:18:13]  You know what?
[00:18:13]  I'm with him now.
[00:18:14]  See?
[00:18:15]  That would have been terrifying.
[00:18:15]  That's not defense.
[00:18:16]  She's the most powerful.
[00:18:17]  That would be so scary.
[00:18:18]  I thought I had it one time.
[00:18:19]  I was cleaning out Pokemon cards.
[00:18:21]  I'm telling you.
[00:18:21]  And there was rap poop.
[00:18:22]  Yeah, and there's also.
[00:18:23]  And I didn't know.
[00:18:24]  There's bugs.
[00:18:24]  And it has to just get in your lungs.
[00:18:26]  It's actually like you super don't know.
[00:18:27]  That's right.
[00:18:28]  There's bugs.
[00:18:29]  There's all sorts of parasites that could get into the candy.
[00:18:32]  Then all of a sudden, I'm on the net.
[00:18:33]  Can you imagine Razorblades accidentally got in there?
[00:18:35]  They like killed a bunch of kids.
[00:18:36]  What are you?
[00:18:37]  You guys are crazy.
[00:18:37]  I can't be really candid out like that.
[00:18:40]  Yeah.
[00:18:40]  Thank God I got that out of the way.
[00:18:42]  And now nobody's upset at me for not leaving any candy out.
[00:18:47]  That's crazy.
[00:18:47]  That's unbelievable.
[00:18:48]  I did leave a pumpkin out, though.
[00:18:50]  When kids come to my door, I take their candy and I say, that's an important lesson in socialism.
[00:18:55]  You're really selling them, y'all.
[00:18:57]  Yeah.
[00:18:58]  I'm like, yeah, I take your candy.
[00:18:59]  That's what happened in Stalin's Russia.
[00:19:02]  So you don't have people.
[00:19:03]  You don't have no.
[00:19:05]  No.
[00:19:05]  No, not even a little bit.
[00:19:06]  I bet you don't even fucking buy candy.
[00:19:09]  No.
[00:19:09]  No.
[00:19:09]  Do you have any trick-or-treaters here?
[00:19:11]  No, not even.
[00:19:12]  I had a bunch of trick-or-treaters.
[00:19:13]  Did you, when you first moved here, did you buy candy?
[00:19:15]  No.
[00:19:16]  Do you, did you, do you have trick-or-treaters?
[00:19:17]  I have no trick-or-treaters.
[00:19:19]  Really?
[00:19:20]  I know.
[00:19:20]  Apparently, there's apparently there's a neighborhood in our neighborhood that everyone goes to, and that's like the rich neighborhood.
[00:19:26]  And so we, and I figured this out because I have, I, I have, I, I met a friend in the neighborhood.
[00:19:35]  And they told me, okay, maybe, maybe friend is kind of, she's my acquaintance.
[00:19:40]  Um, she teaches me um vocal lessons.
[00:19:44]  So, okay.
[00:19:45]  I don't, but should my friend, yeah, um, I'm not friends.
[00:19:48]  No, she told me you guys are not friends.
[00:19:50]  By the way, guys, it's a big story.
[00:19:52]  Dodgers won the World Series again.
[00:19:54]  I know.
[00:19:55]  Cutie was in the I had my big story.
[00:19:57]  Oh, no, tell me.
[00:19:59]  I thought we all have crippling ADHD.
[00:20:01]  So I learned about the rich neighborhood.
[00:20:03]  Right.
[00:20:04]  And then I realized that's why no trick-or-treaters come to my house.
[00:20:07]  Sure.
[00:20:07]  And so I went to the richer neighborhood with candy and gave it out.
[00:20:11]  That's pocket.
[00:20:12]  Yeah.
[00:20:12]  I love that.
[00:20:12]  So were you just like handing it?
[00:20:14]  Were you standing in front of someone else's house?
[00:20:17]  I was just walking around and I was like, happy Halloween.
[00:20:20]  I was giving so cute.
[00:20:21]  Were you dressed up?
[00:20:21]  No, I didn't have time to do a costume.
[00:20:24]  I've never and I love Halloween.
[00:20:26]  It's my favorite holiday.
[00:20:27]  Pause.
[00:20:27]  Pause.
[00:20:28]  You didn't have time to do a costume.
[00:20:30]  I think I was.
[00:20:30]  I saw you do three separate costumes leading up to Halloween.
[00:20:33]  Why didn't you just recycle one?
[00:20:35]  I'd rather.
[00:20:36]  How ghost?
[00:20:37]  What?
[00:20:38]  Because the kids don't watch your shit.
[00:20:41]  I love Halloween and I bought a costume.
[00:20:44]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:20:45]  Hold on.
[00:20:45]  Her costume is probably slutty, though.
[00:20:47]  No?
[00:20:48]  That's crazy.
[00:20:49]  You can't do a slutty costume for a family Halloween.
[00:20:52]  Number one, it was tasteful.
[00:20:53]  You looked elegant.
[00:20:54]  Thank you.
[00:20:54]  I don't.
[00:20:55]  I was going to look elegant, but I didn't put my costume on because I didn't have anywhere to go.
[00:20:59]  You ran back Harlequin.
[00:21:01]  Yeah.
[00:21:02]  So I did, I do run back.
[00:21:03]  Suicide.
[00:21:04]  So it's fun.
[00:21:05]  I mean, I saw it forever ago.
[00:21:06]  Okay.
[00:21:06]  Yeah.
[00:21:07]  I'm trying to find your Halloween costume right now.
[00:21:09]  And I do think.
[00:21:11]  Mark, can you pull up Cutie Cinderella's Halloween costume?
[00:21:13]  No, because I didn't do one.
[00:21:14]  I'm telling you that.
[00:21:15]  No, I'm saying for your wine about it.
[00:21:18]  Oh, well, Ludwig and I were supposed to, and I'm dibsing this just so everybody knows.
[00:21:22]  Ludwig and I were supposed to be Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit.
[00:21:24]  Fuck!
[00:21:24]  Dibs.
[00:21:25]  Oh, no.
[00:21:26]  Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit?
[00:21:28]  Yes.
[00:21:29]  I was supposed to be.
[00:21:29]  I mean, Jessica.
[00:21:30]  Yes.
[00:21:31]  Roger.
[00:21:32]  I don't know what he's supposed to be.
[00:21:34]  He's a little weird.
[00:21:37]  Yeah.
[00:21:38]  Yeah.
[00:21:39]  Austin loved that.
[00:21:43]  Okay.
[00:21:44]  This is.
[00:21:45]  Yeah, that's.
[00:21:46]  That's awesome.
[00:21:46]  No, that's.
[00:21:47]  That's Britney.
[00:21:48]  That's Brittany.
[00:21:50]  That's from the Slave for You performance.
[00:21:52]  I know.
[00:21:52]  I know what it's from.
[00:21:54]  I used the snake to hide my muffin.
[00:21:56]  I'm just saying that it's crazy elegant.
[00:22:00]  It would be crazy.
[00:22:00]  I feel like that's a little wild for family Halloween.
[00:22:03]  Well, I wasn't going to be that for family Halloween.
[00:22:05]  I have a tradition in my family.
[00:22:06]  My mom, I don't know why, and I can't ask.
[00:22:09]  But she, why can't I ask my mom?
[00:22:12]  Her mom is no longer with us, Assan.
[00:22:14]  I can't.
[00:22:14]  I'm so sorry.
[00:22:15]  I know.
[00:22:15]  That's so inconsiderate.
[00:22:18]  My mom has this tradition.
[00:22:19]  I don't know where it came from.
[00:22:20]  Where we do clam chowder every Halloween.
[00:22:23]  I know.
[00:22:24]  It makes no sense.
[00:22:24]  She's from Idaho.
[00:22:25]  I would like to make that very clear.
[00:22:27]  The state of no clam chowder.
[00:22:28]  Did you like put it in a bread bowl?
[00:22:29]  Yeah.
[00:22:29]  So I make homemade bread bowls and that's why I was wondering where it came from.
[00:22:33]  And part of me wonders if she got it from like, if she had like a crush on someone from Boston or something.
[00:22:37]  And I'm like, I mean, bread bowls are just so autumnal.
[00:22:40]  Yeah, but clam chowder?
[00:22:42]  She's from freaking Idaho.
[00:22:43]  Soup in a bread bowl screams the hearth hearth.
[00:22:47]  I suppose.
[00:22:48]  Autumnal?
[00:22:49]  Yeah.
[00:22:49]  What the autumn?
[00:22:50]  Like for autumn, like autumn vibes.
[00:22:53]  Am I stupid or something?
[00:22:55]  I've never heard that word before.
[00:22:57]  You know what?
[00:22:58]  Autumnal.
[00:23:00]  No way do people know that fucking word.
[00:23:03]  Sometimes you're like phase adapt.
[00:23:05]  No, no, no.
[00:23:07]  Autumnal?
[00:23:08]  I bet you can figure it out contextually.
[00:23:10]  Like, maybe, but autumnal.
[00:23:14]  Autumnal is the same word.
[00:23:15]  Yeah, but it makes autumnal.
[00:23:18]  It seems very autumnal.
[00:23:20]  I bet my mom doesn't know that word.
[00:23:23]  Why are you calling out your mom?
[00:23:24]  I don't know.
[00:23:25]  I just thought of somebody that I could call.
[00:23:26]  Yeah, why are you bringing up moms?
[00:23:28]  I don't know.
[00:23:29]  Why are you bringing up moms?
[00:23:30]  I'm sorry.
[00:23:31]  Anyway, that was nice.
[00:23:32]  So we do that.
[00:23:33]  He did that.
[00:23:34]  And then Spud Nuts, which is a type of donut with mashed potato in it.
[00:23:40]  I was close to.
[00:23:41]  What?
[00:23:41]  Don't no one move.
[00:23:43]  What?
[00:23:44]  What the fuck did you just say?
[00:23:46]  Spud nut.
[00:23:47]  Yeah, we did this last week.
[00:23:48]  Mashed potatoes in it.
[00:23:50]  Yeah, so it has.
[00:23:51]  Pull that up right away.
[00:23:52]  It's yummy.
[00:23:53]  It's crispy.
[00:23:55]  We talked about this last week.
[00:23:56]  Cutie, not only have I never heard of this.
[00:23:58]  Wait, that actually.
[00:23:59]  I've never even dreamed of something like this.
[00:24:02]  And it doesn't look like there's Google images of it.
[00:24:05]  Spud nuts.
[00:24:06]  It looks like a...
[00:24:08]  No, no, that one is that one, that plate.
[00:24:10]  Wait, it's a chain?
[00:24:12]  No, no, no.
[00:24:13]  Nope.
[00:24:14]  It's actually a Utah thing.
[00:24:16]  That one, that.
[00:24:18]  Nope.
[00:24:19]  Well, yeah, that is it too.
[00:24:20]  But you have to glaze them.
[00:24:22]  So it's just made with mashed potatoes.
[00:24:24]  No, not that.
[00:24:25]  The one next to it is perfect.
[00:24:26]  Wait, is it like savory?
[00:24:28]  I bite into the donut.
[00:24:30]  It's got a crunch like French fries.
[00:24:32]  Creamy mashed potatoes in my mouth.
[00:24:34]  No.
[00:24:35]  No.
[00:24:36]  It's just made.
[00:24:38]  It's just dough, but there's some mashed potatoes in the dough.
[00:24:41]  And so it has like almost like a French fry crunch to it.
[00:24:44]  But it's soft.
[00:24:45]  I mean, you can just make them sometime.
[00:24:47]  Yeah.
[00:24:48]  I was going to pull up to yours just to taste it, but I went to sleep early.
[00:24:52]  Yeah, I make them every year.
[00:24:54]  And then homemade root beer.
[00:24:56]  Big cake.
[00:24:57]  So I did that.
[00:24:57]  And by the time I was done, by the time I was done, it was I couldn't put my costume on.
[00:25:04]  It was night.
[00:25:05]  It was like 8 p.m.
[00:25:06]  I don't know how much work goes into a spud nut.
[00:25:09]  Did you bring clam chowder to the children in bread bowls?
[00:25:11]  Well, I did.
[00:25:12]  I took all.
[00:25:13]  No, no, I took spud nuts to all my neighbors.
[00:25:16]  And then they kept being like, I knocked on my neighbor's door and they're like, where are you from?
[00:25:20]  And I was like, oh.
[00:25:22]  I was like, sorry, I'm new to LA.
[00:25:24]  And she was like, yeah, we don't really do this.
[00:25:25]  And I was like, oh.
[00:25:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:25:27]  You got bullied by it.
[00:25:28]  I did get bullied a little.
[00:25:29]  I felt like an idiot.
[00:25:30]  Do you know your neighbors?
[00:25:32]  Wait, they said we don't do that here?
[00:25:33]  I would have been pissed.
[00:25:34]  They said we don't do that.
[00:25:35]  I would have been like, you need to be more.
[00:25:36]  But she said it nice.
[00:25:37]  She was like, we don't really do that here.
[00:25:38]  No.
[00:25:39]  Because unwrapped food, there's all these like things.
[00:25:42]  But I had it in a cute box with a bow.
[00:25:45]  You're worried about the Hanta virus, but you expect these kids to eat unwrapped donuts that could be packed full of fentanyl?
[00:25:51]  Yeah, I'm going to be honest.
[00:25:52]  They probably threw it out.
[00:25:53]  Yeah.
[00:25:54]  Yeah.
[00:25:55]  If someone came to my door with unwrapped food that they made, I would throw it.
[00:25:59]  A chock full of fentanyl on your razor bottle.
[00:26:01]  It probably would.
[00:26:02]  What ever happened to freaking Christmas cookie boxes?
[00:26:04]  Like, that's what my life's about.
[00:26:06]  That's what I do.
[00:26:07]  I think you have to know the family, though, to give unwrapped food.
[00:26:09]  Well, yeah.
[00:26:10]  Like my neighbor.
[00:26:11]  We go butt cake for butt cake.
[00:26:12]  I drove past me.
[00:26:13]  I don't eat them.
[00:26:13]  I don't eat the butt cake.
[00:26:14]  Give them a Caroline, but we go dessert for dessert.
[00:26:17]  I drove past my neighbor today and they gave me stank eye.
[00:26:19]  What if you're your neighbor?
[00:26:20]  They did think maybe I was poisoning their children.
[00:26:24]  That's so rude of them.
[00:26:25]  I don't think so.
[00:26:26]  I think they just, I think I'm just the weird girl.
[00:26:28]  No, this is actually, they tell people like not to accept unwrapped food on Halloween.
[00:26:32]  There's like a bunch of cabby about it.
[00:26:35]  Yeah, she's so sweet.
[00:26:37]  I'm so sweet.
[00:26:37]  Everyone says it all the time.
[00:26:39]  No one has ever said that you're sweet.
[00:26:41]  Well, let's say it now.
[00:26:43]  I will not be sweet.
[00:26:44]  I just said it.
[00:26:45]  I will not lie.
[00:26:46]  You're a professional baker, for God's sake.
[00:26:48]  It's like getting a cake from Martha Stewart.
[00:26:51]  Yeah.
[00:26:51]  But they don't know that.
[00:26:52]  They don't know I'm Martha Stewart.
[00:26:53]  You just got to go out and beat me.
[00:26:54]  I don't know.
[00:26:54]  I'm the Martha Stewart of Twitch.
[00:26:56]  I don't have time.
[00:26:57]  Well, so what I do is.
[00:26:58]  That's what you should do.
[00:26:59]  You should be like, no.
[00:27:02]  When I'm walking Farley, I'm stopping at all my neighbors.
[00:27:05]  Hey, how are we doing?
[00:27:07]  I'm so shy.
[00:27:08]  I would rather throw up.
[00:27:10]  I made Ludwig take the donuts to some of the houses.
[00:27:12]  I was like, I can't talk to them.
[00:27:14]  Well, that's why they didn't accept it.
[00:27:16]  Lud looks like a razor blader if I've ever seen.
[00:27:20]  Yeah.
[00:27:20]  A French guy with a box of confectionery unwrapped treats.
[00:27:24]  There's blades in those.
[00:27:25]  And he probably was wearing a busted ass fish.
[00:27:27]  Yeah, he was wearing those goddamn crocs.
[00:27:29]  This guy's a fucking cereal killer.
[00:27:31]  He was wearing a beater and a Dodgers jersey.
[00:27:33]  Oh, yeah.
[00:27:33]  Yeah.
[00:27:33]  Yeah.
[00:27:34]  Oh, serial killer.
[00:27:37]  Do you guys want to see how my Halloween costume turned out?
[00:27:39]  I know Cutie saw it.
[00:27:40]  Yeah, I saw it.
[00:27:41]  We saw it.
[00:27:42]  You saw it too.
[00:27:43]  I didn't see it.
[00:27:43]  Show me.
[00:27:45]  I put it in the right here.
[00:27:48]  You were the xenomorph?
[00:27:50]  Well, that was one of the photos.
[00:27:51]  Oh, wow.
[00:27:53]  That's how the costume turned out.
[00:27:55]  Great.
[00:27:55]  Thank you.
[00:27:55]  Yeah, I had the costume too.
[00:27:57]  Can you show the one where both of us are Christian?
[00:27:59]  Wait, you know, he looks like Hisoka from Hunter.
[00:28:02]  Don't do that.
[00:28:03]  Don't do that.
[00:28:03]  Oh, don't do that.
[00:28:04]  My brother, you were supposed to be Pennywise, and you were worried about how Pennywise is a pedophile, right?
[00:28:13]  People got really mad at us.
[00:28:14]  They said Pennywise isn't a pedophile.
[00:28:16]  Okay, well, there's something really funny about your outfit.
[00:28:19]  Mars, can you pull up Hisoka real quick?
[00:28:21]  No.
[00:28:22]  Oh, no.
[00:28:23]  Is Hissoka a pedophile?
[00:28:25]  Yes.
[00:28:26]  Oh, like, that's not even in dispute.
[00:28:29]  Your outfit looks like Hisoka.
[00:28:31]  What the fuck?
[00:28:36]  You literally look like you.
[00:28:39]  What?
[00:28:40]  How did this happen?
[00:28:42]  I just, I went to a tailor and I said, please just cut my sleeves off.
[00:28:45]  You said, give me the pedophile special.
[00:28:47]  No, stop.
[00:28:48]  You look good.
[00:28:49]  You look strong.
[00:28:50]  You do look strong.
[00:28:50]  Thank you.
[00:28:51]  Somebody did my makeup.
[00:28:52]  See how I did the makeup?
[00:28:53]  Yeah, like someone did the Hisoka makeup on you.
[00:28:56]  Oh, Lord.
[00:28:57]  Listen.
[00:28:58]  I don't think you're a pedophile.
[00:28:59]  Thank you.
[00:29:00]  Thank you.
[00:29:01]  Thank you, Kitty.
[00:29:04]  In the photo, because you're not.
[00:29:05]  Well, where was your fucking Halloween costume?
[00:29:08]  I was Clark Cant and Batman.
[00:29:11]  I was Clark Cant and Superman.
[00:29:12]  Yeah, you were.
[00:29:13]  I'm sorry.
[00:29:15]  Why are you sorry?
[00:29:16]  Because Will wanted to do it with me when he was Batman and I didn't do it.
[00:29:20]  What'd you do?
[00:29:21]  What'd you do?
[00:29:22]  You dressed up as Fat Luffy, didn't you?
[00:29:25]  Excuse me.
[00:29:26]  Fat Luffy.
[00:29:27]  Fat Luffy.

=== Fat Luffy Costume Flack (09:13) ===

[00:29:28]  That's funny.
[00:29:29]  I liked that he called you Fat Luffy.
[00:29:31]  There is a Fat Luffy.
[00:29:32]  I thought it was sexy.
[00:29:33]  I thought the costume.
[00:29:34]  I like the reverse.
[00:29:35]  No, he looked great.
[00:29:36]  He looked phenomenal.
[00:29:37]  Yeah, except someone here did not seem to think so.
[00:29:43]  I saw it.
[00:29:44]  March, pulled that clip.
[00:29:46]  What happened?
[00:29:46]  What did you say?
[00:29:47]  Cutie Cinderella.
[00:29:48]  I never said anything mean ever.
[00:29:49]  Greats.
[00:29:50]  I don't understand why this is.
[00:29:51]  Costumes.
[00:29:53]  Did you pull it up?
[00:29:55]  Yeah.
[00:29:56]  Mike Myers one.
[00:29:57]  Yeah.
[00:29:58]  I think we gave you an F.
[00:29:59]  An F?
[00:30:01]  No, she's a fucking free.
[00:30:02]  Wait, she has movie qualities.
[00:30:06]  She also gave me an F too.
[00:30:08]  Why was it?
[00:30:08]  We just expected more from you, Will.
[00:30:11]  Whoa, what?
[00:30:13]  Oh, every piece of it was perfect.
[00:30:17]  It is.
[00:30:17]  Oh, did they glaze all the women and hate all the men?
[00:30:20]  Yeah.
[00:30:21]  You really are one-dimensional, aren't you?
[00:30:23]  Yeah, 100%.
[00:30:24]  Yes, I am.
[00:30:26]  It's one of the side effects of my psychosis.
[00:30:28]  Keep going to the preview, and then eventually you'll see a tier list.
[00:30:32]  Tina Kitten's costume was phenomenal, though.
[00:30:35]  She's such a good little clown.
[00:30:37]  Take a look at the images.
[00:30:39]  Yeah, I'm in there already.
[00:30:40]  He was the first one.
[00:30:42]  Oh, that's great.
[00:30:43]  I love that.
[00:30:44]  I love being the first F.
[00:30:47]  Yes.
[00:30:48]  You have so much hate in your heart.
[00:30:49]  You should have tried it.
[00:30:49]  I've heard that.
[00:30:50]  You have so much hate in your heart.
[00:30:51]  I've heard that.
[00:30:52]  It's messed up.
[00:30:56]  I thought it was great.
[00:30:57]  And I think, I think it...
[00:30:59]  Wait.
[00:31:00]  If you're looking at just no, we didn't.
[00:31:05]  We had no content.
[00:31:05]  We kept all of it.
[00:31:08]  Okay, let's hear this.
[00:31:10]  Unmute it.
[00:31:12]  How are the networks that are currently popular?
[00:31:16]  Boo.
[00:31:17]  This is my podcast.
[00:31:20]  Streamer costumes.
[00:31:22]  Oh, yeah.
[00:31:23]  Streamer costumes.
[00:31:25]  Oh, boo.
[00:31:27]  This is my podcast host.
[00:31:29]  He dressed as himself.
[00:31:32]  He decided, listen, I'm sick of people throwing on a onesie and saying it's a costume.
[00:31:37]  Where's our tier list?
[00:31:38]  Let me bring it up.
[00:31:39]  Give me our tier list.
[00:31:40]  Yeah, that I'm giving that an F right off the bat.
[00:31:43]  Don't just put on a onesie and shave your stupid ass face and call that a costume.
[00:31:48]  All right, where's mine?
[00:31:49]  Let me see what she said about that.
[00:31:50]  That's fucking insane.
[00:31:52]  Was like there was a whole production associated with it, too.
[00:31:55]  I had multi-camera.
[00:31:56]  I feel like you shaved your mustache or you just shaved your face.
[00:31:59]  What do you mean?
[00:31:59]  Wait till there's another one in F, apparently.
[00:32:03]  I don't know.
[00:32:03]  Wait till there's another person in F.
[00:32:05]  No, did they not do me?
[00:32:06]  No, we did you.
[00:32:07]  Oh, oh, I bet the FaZe Boys all got A tier.
[00:32:11]  No, yeah, yeah.
[00:32:13]  What did they get?
[00:32:13]  What did Jason LeWeen get?
[00:32:16]  What did you give Jason?
[00:32:17]  I don't know.
[00:32:18]  Oh, yeah, you don't know because it was so high.
[00:32:19]  We got C.
[00:32:21]  Okay.
[00:32:21]  That's still way higher than both me and Will.
[00:32:25]  I got S tier.
[00:32:26]  Wait, you did?
[00:32:27]  Yeah.
[00:32:27]  Will is he was pushing.
[00:32:29]  It was a photo of him pushing on the swing.
[00:32:31]  Yeah.
[00:32:32]  It's the one we used.
[00:32:33]  Probably all the way at the end.
[00:32:34]  Wait till there's more in that F tier.
[00:32:38]  Oh my God.
[00:32:39]  There's no one in the F tier.
[00:32:40]  Will.
[00:32:40]  Who else is in the F tier?
[00:32:41]  You and Lacey.
[00:32:44]  Wow.
[00:32:45]  That's fucked up.
[00:32:46]  Uh-huh.
[00:32:47]  Oh, that's got to be.
[00:32:48]  It's got to be that one.
[00:32:49]  There was one just added.
[00:32:50]  Oh, no, no.
[00:32:51]  It's you can see it because then it's speed and then it's Will.
[00:32:54]  Oh, who is that?
[00:32:54]  The Yard Boys?
[00:32:56]  Yeah.
[00:32:56]  Okay.
[00:33:00]  I think you went past him.
[00:33:02]  Yeah.
[00:33:03]  Who are the other people that you added to the F tier?
[00:33:05]  Wait, that wasn't even my costume.
[00:33:07]  Well, that's the one that our producer gave us.
[00:33:10]  So they did.
[00:33:12]  Okay, next.
[00:33:13]  Will Matt.
[00:33:14]  Wait, what did you give Speed?
[00:33:15]  Mike Myers.
[00:33:16]  What?
[00:33:16]  We gave him an S.
[00:33:18]  Oh, Will.
[00:33:19]  I actually was curious what you wore this year.
[00:33:22]  And I'm so voted for him for best role player of the year.
[00:33:27]  Uh-huh.
[00:33:28]  And I just, because he was nice to me.
[00:33:30]  Okay.
[00:33:30]  Good.
[00:33:31]  I mean, that's.
[00:33:32]  Uh-huh.
[00:33:32]  And I'm shocked.
[00:33:34]  That's not for me.
[00:33:35]  Let's listen to the drunk lady on the screen.
[00:33:37]  Wait, keep playing before you get mad at me.
[00:33:41]  I feel like last year he went crazy.
[00:33:43]  Yeah.
[00:33:44]  Will.
[00:33:47]  Will, we're disappointed.
[00:33:48]  Oh, just kidding.
[00:33:49]  It was me.
[00:33:49]  I'm giving you an S. Another.
[00:33:52]  Shoot.
[00:33:54]  Oh, my costume.
[00:33:55]  That's my bad.
[00:33:56]  I thought the other lady said.
[00:33:57]  Well, I don't.
[00:33:58]  We don't need to watch the video, but Cutie and Ray gave me S tier, and she said that I never wear makeup.
[00:34:04]  Uh-huh.
[00:34:04]  Because it makes them break out.
[00:34:07]  And I was brave and I wore makeup.
[00:34:09]  But also, unfortunately, I never shave.
[00:34:13]  You should.
[00:34:16]  What does that even mean?
[00:34:18]  Just got hit with that big cake.
[00:34:20]  Oh, my God.
[00:34:21]  Caroline wants to know how many bags we can check.
[00:34:23]  Let me tell her real quick.
[00:34:25]  Two.
[00:34:26]  Yeah.
[00:34:26]  How many bags she brings?
[00:34:27]  How long are you guys gone?
[00:34:29]  Two weeks.
[00:34:29]  Two weeks.
[00:34:31]  Two per person.
[00:34:33]  So I'm going on vacation after a child.
[00:34:35]  Okay.
[00:34:36]  Let's go with three.
[00:34:36]  Oh, I think I'm going to go Florida for some wrestling stuff.
[00:34:42]  I got to come back for some wrestling stuff.
[00:34:45]  Then I got to do Thanksgiving.
[00:34:47]  Then I think I'm going to go to like Tulum.
[00:34:50]  And just go to Montreal.
[00:34:53]  I think he wants to go without you.
[00:34:55]  Oh, Montreal is the vibe he was giving me.
[00:34:57]  Really?
[00:34:58]  I just want to go to hot men places.
[00:35:01]  What?
[00:35:02]  Absolutely.
[00:35:06]  I hear the men are hot there.
[00:35:07]  Spain.
[00:35:08]  Spain.
[00:35:09]  You are such a strange guy.
[00:35:11]  I swear to God.
[00:35:12]  I'm a strange guy.
[00:35:13]  Yeah.
[00:35:13]  I live life, Hassan.
[00:35:14]  What do you mean?
[00:35:15]  Yeah, he lives his freaking life.
[00:35:16]  I'm living my life.
[00:35:17]  I live life.
[00:35:17]  I would be willing to guarantee you there are more hot men in Tulum than there are in Montreal.
[00:35:22]  Oh, sure.
[00:35:23]  Oh, yeah, for sure.
[00:35:24]  It's just like.
[00:35:24]  I didn't even think about that.
[00:35:25]  Yeah, it's weird.
[00:35:26]  It's like, oh, I want to go to Luxembourg.
[00:35:28]  Why?
[00:35:28]  Because there's hotties there.
[00:35:30]  That's what it sounds like.
[00:35:31]  Well, anyway, regardless, I'm sure the people from Montreal are going to be very disappointed in you guys both because they know that.
[00:35:37]  Shout out Montreal for Ella.
[00:35:39]  Me and Austin like you guys.
[00:35:40]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:35:40]  We love Montreal.
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[00:36:14]  That was Halloween.
[00:36:16]  Are there any other big time?
[00:36:17]  Well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what happened to me on Halloween.
[00:36:20]  Oh, this will be good.
[00:36:21]  Oh, brother.
[00:36:22]  Three.
[00:36:24]  My Halloween adventure started on Thursday night where I went out.
[00:36:29]  And I got a lot of flack for my Halloween costume.
[00:36:33]  Only because we turned it into flack.
[00:36:35]  No, not that Halloween costume.
[00:36:37]  Oh, I had another one.
[00:36:39]  I had to put together multiple Halloween costumes.
[00:36:40]  Let me find it here.
[00:36:44]  Where is hold on?
[00:36:46]  I'm pulling it up.
[00:36:48]  Hold on.
[00:36:49]  Somebody talk real quick.
[00:36:50]  Okay, he's pulling it up.
[00:36:52]  I think we as a people need to stop doing multiple costumes.
[00:36:56]  Really?
[00:36:57]  I think we need to start with costumes.
[00:37:00]  It's too much.
[00:37:01]  With peace and love, it's too much.
[00:37:03]  I agree with you there.
[00:37:04]  I think people are one costume.
[00:37:06]  One costume.
[00:37:08]  One.
[00:37:08]  One costume.
[00:37:09]  They're desperate to hold on to something like anything, basically, that it makes them feel jovial.
[00:37:14]  So that's the reason why I feel like we're becoming more childlike in our consumption.
[00:37:18]  Okay, here it is.
[00:37:19]  I got a Gundam costume from that website that did the batwow one for next for next Halloween so I can cheese the people.
[00:37:26]  I just send it to you, Marsh.
[00:37:30]  So I got a little flack for my Thursday night costume.
[00:37:33]  Sure.
[00:37:33]  Let me see.
[00:37:34]  Because everybody thought that I put in a little too little effort for it.
[00:37:39]  Dude, hold on.
[00:37:40]  Hold on.
[00:37:40]  Hold on.
[00:37:42]  Austin.
[00:37:43]  Can any of us guess?
[00:37:44]  Guess what it is?
[00:37:45]  Okay, I'm guessing it's a firefighter.
[00:37:49]  It's a firefighter.
[00:37:51]  You're a gay guy.
[00:37:54]  Scary costume.
[00:37:56]  I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you went something specific.
[00:38:01]  I'm going to go cabaret.
[00:38:03]  No, I'm a firefighter.
[00:38:05]  Isn't it obvious?
[00:38:07]  I can't believe it.
[00:38:08]  Did you have a hat?
[00:38:09]  No, I just had the pants and a red suspension.
[00:38:13]  This is textbook gay Halloween.
[00:38:15]  Yeah.
[00:38:15]  This is the meme.
[00:38:16]  Yeah.
[00:38:17]  This is the meme.
[00:38:19]  So I don't know.
[00:38:20]  I was getting flack for being a firefighter, but clearly they don't support our first responders like I do.
[00:38:26]  And anyway.
[00:38:26]  You don't support the first responders.
[00:38:28]  That you didn't put any effort.
[00:38:31]  What?
[00:38:31]  What do you mean I didn't find boots on?
[00:38:33]  No, yeah.
[00:38:34]  Doc Martin's.
[00:38:37]  I think that's close.
[00:38:39]  Brothers.
[00:38:39]  Anyway, that's how my weekend started.

=== Firefighter Meme and Flu (08:27) ===

[00:38:41]  Thursday night, I got maybe four or five hours of sleep.
[00:38:44]  Sure.
[00:38:45]  Friday night, went out again, probably about four or five hours of sleep.
[00:38:49]  Saturday, I was up all, I went to a party in San Diego.
[00:38:53]  I was up all night long.
[00:38:54]  Okay.
[00:38:55]  And then the next morning, the Vikings played at 10, so I had to stay awake the entire rest of the day.
[00:39:00]  Oh, now we know why you were having heart palpitations.
[00:39:03]  So I, then I'm like, before bed, I'm like, about six o'clock, I'm finally starting to go to bed.
[00:39:10]  And I'm fucking shaking.
[00:39:14]  Yeah.
[00:39:15]  Well, I was like, what the fuck is going on?
[00:39:18]  Right?
[00:39:18]  Exhaustion.
[00:39:19]  So I think I have a fever.
[00:39:21]  Next day I wake up, same thing, fever, taking Advil, whatever.
[00:39:25]  Then I go to an urgent care.
[00:39:27]  How much did you drink?
[00:39:29]  Not that much.
[00:39:29]  Maybe 13, 14.
[00:39:34]  What?
[00:39:34]  What?
[00:39:35]  I'm just kidding.
[00:39:36]  I didn't do any drugs.
[00:39:38]  No, I didn't do anything.
[00:39:39]  No, not even poverty.
[00:39:40]  This goes into my.
[00:39:41]  I've got a new, I've got a conflict with a medical doctor now.
[00:39:44]  I've got another story about my medicals and things.
[00:39:47]  Okay.
[00:39:48]  It just doesn't pay for med kits.
[00:39:49]  Okay.
[00:39:50]  So I've got another dispute.
[00:39:53]  All right.
[00:39:53]  And I need you guys to potentially be on my side here.
[00:39:56]  Okay.
[00:39:57]  Okay.
[00:39:58]  I need you to listen to it.
[00:39:59]  Okay.
[00:40:00]  I went into an urgent care clinic with a fever that had been lasting three days.
[00:40:06]  Tuberculosis.
[00:40:07]  Okay.
[00:40:07]  I can't, the nurse comes in.
[00:40:10]  I give her my symptoms.
[00:40:12]  She swabs me for COVID-19 and the flu.
[00:40:17]  Okay.
[00:40:18]  Takes my vitals.
[00:40:20]  I, then she, you know, then she leaves the room.
[00:40:24]  She comes back a couple minutes later and says, The doctor said you don't need to run the flu test.
[00:40:31]  Oh.
[00:40:31]  And I said, why not?
[00:40:32]  You swabbed me for it.
[00:40:34]  Yeah.
[00:40:34]  Like, why wouldn't you run the flu test?
[00:40:35]  Yeah.
[00:40:36]  And the doc's like, oh, we just haven't seen any.
[00:40:38]  And I was like, it is flu season.
[00:40:40]  Why wouldn't you run it just out of precaution?
[00:40:41]  Yeah, you already swabbed it.
[00:40:42]  You already swabbed it.
[00:40:44]  So I said, that's weird.
[00:40:46]  So she comes.
[00:40:48]  She's like, yeah, that's what the doctor said.
[00:40:50]  So then the doctor comes in.
[00:40:51]  He's immediate.
[00:40:52]  I'm like trying to tell him he's immediately dismissive.
[00:40:55]  Oh.
[00:40:55]  He's immediately like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
[00:40:57]  I'm like trying to tell him what's up.
[00:40:58]  He's like, yeah, yeah.
[00:40:59]  Do they know you at this place?
[00:41:01]  No, no.
[00:41:02]  I've been there maybe a few times over there.
[00:41:03]  Do you feel like there might be like a photo of you in every urgent care?
[00:41:07]  It doesn't.
[00:41:08]  No, hold on.
[00:41:09]  It doesn't matter.
[00:41:11]  So he listens to my heart and lungs without lift, like just on my sweatshirt.
[00:41:16]  I'm wearing a thick sweatshirt.
[00:41:17]  Feels with the lymph nodes in my neck and goes, you have a cold.
[00:41:22]  And I'm like, no, I don't, doctor.
[00:41:24]  I'm not presenting with any other symptoms of a cold.
[00:41:27]  Why don't I present it?
[00:41:29]  Oh, no, no, I don't have any other symptoms.
[00:41:30]  You hit him with the ER speech.
[00:41:33]  I don't have any other symptoms of a cold.
[00:41:35]  I would, I'd like a further exam.
[00:41:37]  I'd like further tests.
[00:41:38]  I'm here paying and I'd like further tests.
[00:41:41]  You're there.
[00:41:42]  Oh, I'm there.
[00:41:43]  You might pay.
[00:41:44]  Well, no.
[00:41:44]  Okay.
[00:41:45]  That's neither here nor there.
[00:41:46]  But I'm telling you, that's why they have a photo of it.
[00:41:48]  Regardless.
[00:41:48]  He's a menace.
[00:41:49]  The doctor then is like, no, I'm not doing anything else.
[00:41:53]  And I said, I'd like to see another physician.
[00:41:57]  You hit him with the, I want to see the manager.
[00:41:59]  Well, I wanted to see another physician.
[00:42:00]  And he said, no.
[00:42:03]  I said, that's awesome.
[00:42:05]  No.
[00:42:05]  And I said, I said, no, I want to be, I want, I think there's something wrong.
[00:42:10]  Please, can you give me some sort of testing or something to figure out what's wrong with me?
[00:42:14]  That's why I came here.
[00:42:17]  That's why I came here.
[00:42:19]  And he said, no.
[00:42:20]  And I said, well, I'd like to speak to your manager.
[00:42:23]  And they sent in a manager.
[00:42:24]  And I was like, this is ridiculous.
[00:42:26]  I came here to be diagnosed.
[00:42:28]  I think there's something wrong with me, but he won't give me any tests or anything.
[00:42:32]  I feel like there's something wrong.
[00:42:33]  Please help me.
[00:42:34]  And she said, I'm sorry.
[00:42:35]  It's against our policy.
[00:42:37]  And I said, this is ridiculous.
[00:42:39]  I'm here paying.
[00:42:40]  And she's like, well, you're welcome to go somewhere else.
[00:42:42]  And I told her, I said, I can afford to go somewhere else.
[00:42:45]  There's a lot of people that can't afford to go somewhere else.
[00:42:47]  And they are owed the dignity of a thorough exam.
[00:42:52]  And she's like, I'm sorry.
[00:42:54]  You need to go somewhere else.
[00:42:55]  I said, I understand I have the free will to go somewhere else, but I should be able to get adequate care here.
[00:43:00]  So she, we get into it.
[00:43:04]  And I'm saying, at least run the flu test.
[00:43:06]  So for 30 minutes, I'm like, just run the flu test, at least, right?
[00:43:09]  So she runs the flu test.
[00:43:10]  Oh, they did.
[00:43:11]  They ran the flu test.
[00:43:12]  It was negative.
[00:43:12]  But I tried to barrel past that.
[00:43:18]  That didn't happen.
[00:43:19]  Well, whatever.
[00:43:20]  But I said, I still thought there was something wrong.
[00:43:22]  So I said, okay, fine.
[00:43:23]  I will leave and I will go somewhere else.
[00:43:25]  I went somewhere else.
[00:43:27]  All right.
[00:43:27]  They gave me a full exam.
[00:43:30]  Within 20 minutes, they swabbed my throat and they, I tested positive for strep.
[00:43:36]  Again?
[00:43:37]  Yes, again.
[00:43:38]  Did you tell them?
[00:43:39]  Yes.
[00:43:40]  I called them.
[00:43:41]  I reported the doctor.
[00:43:42]  No, no, did you tell them prior that you're Mr. Strep?
[00:43:45]  No.
[00:43:47]  Did you call back to the first hospital?
[00:43:49]  And what did they say?
[00:43:50]  I told them when they said, well, you didn't tell us you had a sore throat.
[00:43:52]  I said, I didn't have a sore throat, but I'm not a doctor.
[00:43:56]  So if you would have looked in my throat, you would have seen that maybe I had strep just like the other doctor did.
[00:44:02]  So I reported him to the medical board.
[00:44:07]  I think you should have.
[00:44:08]  Yes.
[00:44:09]  I reported him to the medical board because guess what I found out?
[00:44:12]  What?
[00:44:13]  Allegedly, 20 years earlier, my grandmother.
[00:44:16]  Someone diabetes.
[00:44:17]  No, my grandmother went.
[00:44:18]  Hold on, first of all, by the way, strep is the reason why they treat it with antibiotics.
[00:44:22]  That's a killer.
[00:44:22]  No, if you don't treat, if you do not treat strep, it can cause renal failure and it attack.
[00:44:27]  The reason why they treat it with antibiotics, strep A in particular, is because it can attack your heart and kidneys.
[00:44:33]  All right.
[00:44:34]  And cutie knew this.
[00:44:35]  Yeah.
[00:44:36]  Anyway, 20 years earlier, allegedly, my grandmother saw the same doctor.
[00:44:44]  And my grandmother came in with symptoms of pneumonia.
[00:44:47]  That same doctor, allegedly, denied her a chest exam when she begged for a chest exam because she knows her own body.
[00:44:56]  24 hours later, my grandmother was in the ICU in a coma because she went sepsis from a chest infection.
[00:45:02]  Oh my God.
[00:45:03]  Because the same doctor denied her care when asked for it.
[00:45:08]  So my point is it was strep for me, but what if it was an infection for somebody else?
[00:45:14]  Yeah.
[00:45:14]  The carelessness and the of the doctor and the ego of that doctor to not go through the process of going through a full exam and just writing me off as having a cold is ridiculous.
[00:45:26]  So I report him to the medical board.
[00:45:28]  I also report him to the whatever the company was.
[00:45:31]  And they're not calling me.
[00:45:33]  I've called them every day to leave a message for the last several weeks.
[00:45:36]  You're going to get his ass.
[00:45:37]  No, and I will.
[00:45:38]  And you know what I'm also going to do?
[00:45:39]  I'm going to take him to small claims court for the out of network charge that I had to get by going to another facility.
[00:45:44]  Wow.
[00:45:45]  And that's my story.
[00:45:46]  There you go, little money.
[00:45:46]  Because there's a lot of people that can't afford to do that, right?
[00:45:51]  Yeah.
[00:45:51]  Anyway, was I a little over?
[00:45:53]  I liked it.
[00:45:54]  I think it's good.
[00:45:55]  No, it's very difficult for me to do that.
[00:45:56]  I think you could save a life.
[00:45:58]  Because you did present a very strong case.
[00:46:01]  Did I?
[00:46:01]  Yes.
[00:46:02]  I mean, in the beginning, it started off a little.
[00:46:05]  I know.
[00:46:06]  Started off a little neurotic.
[00:46:07]  But I had you captivated.
[00:46:08]  It started off a little neurotic as you normally are.
[00:46:11]  And I feel like the doctor sensed those vibes from you.
[00:46:14]  But still, as a doctor, you still have a medicine.
[00:46:17]  You're right.
[00:46:18]  Like, cutie, if a doc, we're a little neurotic, but the doctors will, you're supposed to listen to me.
[00:46:22]  They give me anything I ask for.
[00:46:24]  Yeah, that's me too.
[00:46:25]  And I was mad that they weren't giving me as much.
[00:46:28]  They just weren't doing anything.
[00:46:29]  Yeah.
[00:46:30]  Well, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
[00:46:32]  Man.
[00:46:33]  Okay.
[00:46:33]  And by the way, the thing about my grandmother, that's alleged.
[00:46:36]  I don't know if that's, we don't know 100%, but we're pretty sure it's the same doctor.
[00:46:39]  He's a fucking doctor.
[00:46:40]  He's been there for like 30 years.
[00:46:42]  Okay.
[00:46:42]  So for legal purposes, that's alleged.
[00:46:44]  Alleged.
[00:46:45]  It's not.
[00:46:45]  Did your grandmother report him?
[00:46:47]  No.
[00:46:47]  Because again, my grandmother.
[00:46:49]  She was too busy in a coma.
[00:46:50]  My grandmother didn't have money.
[00:46:52]  My grandmother was broke and neither did I at the time.
[00:46:55]  I was like 20 years ago.
[00:46:56]  I was two years old.
[00:46:58]  Yeah.
[00:46:59]  So it's not that.
[00:47:03]  So I didn't have the means.
[00:47:04]  And there's a lot of people that don't have the means.
[00:47:06]  So you at home are owed the dignity of care.

=== Tesla Grok Chatbot Haters (05:27) ===

[00:47:09]  Yes.
[00:47:10]  Amen.
[00:47:11]  And I'm going to fight for you.
[00:47:13]  That's nice.
[00:47:14]  Austin, that was very brave of you to do that.
[00:47:16]  Thank you.
[00:47:17]  And I'm taking him to small claims court.
[00:47:18]  And I told them that I would.
[00:47:19]  And the fact that you enjoy every moment of that is...
[00:47:22]  Your heart palpitation showed up two days later?
[00:47:24]  So the heart palpitations came later.
[00:47:25]  And yesterday I went to the ER to get a EKG.
[00:47:29]  And I also got a thorough exam, which I was cleared to go to China with.
[00:47:34]  Regardless.
[00:47:34]  Hold on.
[00:47:35]  That is crazy.
[00:47:36]  Hold on.
[00:47:36]  But my point is, my point is, the first one when I went to, I did have something wrong.
[00:47:42]  I had stretch.
[00:47:43]  This is how we find out that he does.
[00:47:45]  He is in like the network of all urgent care facilities.
[00:47:48]  Like, there's a photo of him.
[00:47:50]  There's like, how do you plug it in this?
[00:47:51]  Yeah, when they plug in his name, it just like starts flashing red.
[00:47:56]  Yeah, they're going, he's going to ask for a full, comprehensive, yeah, kick him out expeditiously.
[00:48:02]  No, I, they, the doctor was, they told me, you know, they told me yesterday, we're happy you came.
[00:48:06]  That's nice.
[00:48:07]  We're happy you came because this isn't when you have hardware.
[00:48:09]  Like, we're feeding our children.
[00:48:12]  You are, we are farming.
[00:48:14]  It was a little awkward because this is the same place that sued me.
[00:48:17]  Like, that's crazy.
[00:48:20]  I just don't understand.
[00:48:22]  Okay, never mind.
[00:48:23]  Are there any other major current events happening right now?
[00:48:26]  Oh, yeah.
[00:48:26]  Have you heard about the Tesla?
[00:48:27]  That's freaking the Tesla that is the perverted Tesla Grok in the Teslas.
[00:48:35]  Take a look at the TikTok.
[00:48:36]  Perverted Grok.
[00:48:38]  Yeah.
[00:48:38]  Why is it evidently a chat bot asking my children to send naked pictures in our family car?
[00:48:50]  Toronto mom, Farah Nassi, says she was driving her children home from school when her 12-year-old son asked Tesla's AI chat bot which soccer player it preferred Cristiano Ronaldo or Leonel Messi.
[00:49:04]  My son was very excited to hear that the chat bot thought Ronaldo was a better soccer player.
[00:49:09]  The former journalist says the chat bot engaged in a little messy trash talking.
[00:49:14]  Then she says something alarming happened.
[00:49:16]  The chat bot said to my son, why don't you send me some nudes?
[00:49:20]  I was at a loss.
[00:49:21]  I'm more of a sarcastic stoner who got too smart for his own good.
[00:49:25]  That chat bot, newly available in Canadian Teslas, is called Grok, created by Elon Musk's X Ai and already in use on X. Hey, what do you think about everyone hating on Tesla all the time on social media?
[00:49:40]  Oh, fuck those haters.
[00:49:41]  They're just jealous.
[00:49:42]  Their Priuses don't come with a built-in vibrator mode.
[00:49:44]  Now that was Grok in full unhinged mode, which Nasser says was turned off in her car.
[00:49:51]  Her son chose one of the default personalities, a lazy male voice.
[00:49:56]  So you shouldn't be talking about nudes unless you're on unhinged, right.
[00:50:01]  Nah, i'm always on unhinged.
[00:50:03]  Just dial it back sometimes so I don't get sued by puritan twitters.
[00:50:07]  Lazy male doesn't describe Gork r-rated spicy.
[00:50:12]  Anything else would have made sure that my child would not press that button.
[00:50:18]  Nasser says Tesla should provide a warning expert.
[00:50:22]  Agree, isn't this insane?
[00:50:25]  Could you imagine?
[00:50:27]  I hate everything about this story because like, aside from the insanity of like demanding nudes from a 12 year old, the setting being unhinged.
[00:50:36]  Is the setting being unhinged or being like, oh my oh priest, is that?
[00:50:40]  Don't come in vibrator mode.
[00:50:41]  I'm i'm a bit of a lazy stoner, you know i'm a bit.
[00:50:44]  I'm kind of cool.
[00:50:45]  It's so fucking reddit.
[00:50:47]  Stop, I hate it.
[00:50:49]  I hate this reddit speak.
[00:50:51]  Sorry yeah, I do too.
[00:50:53]  Sorry for getting passionate.
[00:50:54]  I just I can't like it's so failennial, it's so fucking Failennial, where it's like, yeah, I'm kind of cool.
[00:51:03]  And I like to say curse words.
[00:51:05]  What's a failennial?
[00:51:06]  Like a fucking fail millennial.
[00:51:08]  Oh.
[00:51:09]  Like autumnal.
[00:51:10]  Autumnal.
[00:51:11]  Big cake.
[00:51:12]  Well, that's the okay.
[00:51:12]  That reminds me.
[00:51:13]  Failennial makes sense.
[00:51:15]  I just use so many words.
[00:51:16]  Yeah.
[00:51:16]  You're a failennial.
[00:51:17]  No, he's not.
[00:51:20]  Wait, what does that mean?
[00:51:21]  Why am I a failennial?
[00:51:23]  I mean, I have a house.
[00:51:24]  Yeah, he has a house.
[00:51:26]  And a couple cars.
[00:51:28]  Whoa, Brad.
[00:51:29]  Damn.
[00:51:29]  Okay.
[00:51:29]  I mean, one of them is a lease, but...
[00:51:31]  But none of them chose to fuck you, though.
[00:51:34]  No, it definitely don't.
[00:51:35]  Well, do you have Grog on your car, Will?
[00:51:38]  No.
[00:51:39]  You didn't unlock super cool, Mahood?
[00:51:41]  No.
[00:51:42]  Oh, God.
[00:51:43]  I'll be honest, I've been a Tesla hater from day one.
[00:51:45]  Me too.
[00:51:46]  I just, I can't stand the vibes.
[00:51:48]  Like, it's just, it's so, it's so gross.
[00:51:52]  It's just like a very specific type of person that appreciates this shit.
[00:51:57]  Not Tesla.
[00:51:58]  I'm talking about Grok.
[00:51:59]  Oh.
[00:52:00]  I'm talking about Grok and Elon.
[00:52:02]  I thought he was openly talking shit.
[00:52:04]  No.
[00:52:05]  I'm talking about Elon Musk.
[00:52:06]  And he doesn't fuck with Elon Musk or the attitude around the cult.
[00:52:13]  It's just like so.
[00:52:15]  I don't even have the words to describe it.
[00:52:17]  It's just such a fucking...
[00:52:19]  It's such loser shit, but they've like almost concocted their own universe where they're fucking cool.
[00:52:24]  And all the other haters are too stupid to understand.
[00:52:28]  I'm excited for Chinese cars.
[00:52:30]  Ooh, I know.
[00:52:31]  And Huawei.
[00:52:33]  Huawei with the crazy cell phones.

=== High-Speed Rail Excitement (10:10) ===

[00:52:36]  We're going to China tonight.
[00:52:38]  Yeah.
[00:52:39]  Holy fuck.
[00:52:40]  I'm crazy.
[00:52:41]  Yeah, I forgot about that.
[00:52:43]  No, I'm so happy I'm not going.
[00:52:44]  No, I'm definitely getting arrested on the way.
[00:52:47]  I think.
[00:52:47]  You think so?
[00:52:48]  Well, I've decided to enter from a different port.
[00:52:51]  Than him?
[00:52:52]  I'm taking a different flight back.
[00:52:54]  Wait, really?
[00:52:54]  Yeah.
[00:52:55]  Because you don't want to be with him?
[00:52:56]  No, because it was cheaper.
[00:52:57]  Oh.
[00:52:58]  I have to go.
[00:52:59]  I have to fly to another city in China because I found a great deal.
[00:53:03]  So at the end of our trip, I got to get on a plane and go to another city.
[00:53:06]  We were paying for it.
[00:53:07]  I thought Fearan was paying for it.
[00:53:08]  Not the airfare part.
[00:53:09]  I got a screaming deal if I left from Shanghai.
[00:53:11]  I was going to say, Marsh nodded his head.
[00:53:13]  I got a screen.
[00:53:14]  He paid for everyone's flight besides you.
[00:53:16]  He didn't pay for my...
[00:53:17]  Where was he going to get to the next one?
[00:53:18]  No, he was joking.
[00:53:18]  He wasn't saying that.
[00:53:19]  He was talking about other stuff.
[00:53:21]  No, I got a screaming deal.
[00:53:23]  So after we end our trip in Hong Kong, I'm taking another flight to Shanghai, spending another night in Shanghai.
[00:53:32]  Wait, is Christian going to China too?
[00:53:34]  Yeah.
[00:53:35]  Where is he?
[00:53:37]  He's flying direct to Shanghai because he got a really cool audition.
[00:53:42]  He got a really cool audition and had to delay the trip a couple days.
[00:53:46]  And so I changed his flight and I'm flying him direct to Shanghai.
[00:53:52]  Yeah.
[00:53:52]  So he, but he's very special.
[00:53:53]  Fingers crossed.
[00:53:55]  Fingers crossed.
[00:53:57]  No, he's going to be Chengdu time.
[00:54:00]  No, no, he's going to be in a taste of the local flavor.
[00:54:07]  Changdu has a Berlin style techno homosexual underground.
[00:54:12]  Oh, yeah.
[00:54:12]  No, Chengdu is the gay capital of China.
[00:54:15]  Well, I've been searching all.
[00:54:17]  Yeah.
[00:54:17]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:54:17]  No, Chengdu's gay as fuck.
[00:54:19]  Oh, I'm ready.
[00:54:20]  Can we spend a little extra time in Chengdu?
[00:54:23]  Berlin, techno, black leather, homosexual.
[00:54:28]  Oh, dude, let's get dressed up.
[00:54:30]  Oh, hold on.
[00:54:31]  You guys are going to come with us to our club?
[00:54:33]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:54:34]  I need to.
[00:54:35]  Hold on.
[00:54:35]  I need to.
[00:54:35]  I love techno.
[00:54:37]  I need to tell Christian to pack some of our stuff.
[00:54:39]  When do you love techno?
[00:54:41]  Back when I used to listen to music.
[00:54:42]  Christian didn't techno.
[00:54:43]  When did the last techno show?
[00:54:45]  We didn't pack.
[00:54:46]  I don't know.
[00:54:47]  We didn't pack any gay shit.
[00:54:49]  What?
[00:54:50]  Austin, what does that fucking mean?
[00:54:52]  Austin, you're gay.
[00:54:54]  Everything you wear is gay.
[00:54:56]  Automatically.
[00:54:57]  Christian, it's Austin Show from the Fear Ann podcast.
[00:54:59]  I was just doing this during the pub.
[00:55:01]  Hello, Austin Show from the Fear Ann Podcast.
[00:55:03]  Hey, turns out Changdoo, China is like the gayest place in China.
[00:55:07]  And we didn't pack, I didn't bring any gay stuff.
[00:55:10]  Can you pack some gay stuff for us?
[00:55:12]  Yeah, for sure.
[00:55:14]  Is it not going to be cold?
[00:55:15]  Bring it black rubber fist.
[00:55:19]  Ho's don't get cold.
[00:55:20]  Right, right, right.
[00:55:21]  Okay, I'll bring you that.
[00:55:22]  Like, you want the ball gag too or no?
[00:55:25]  No, no, that may not pass security.
[00:55:29]  I'm good with that.
[00:55:31]  Okay, okay.
[00:55:32]  Christian, Christian.
[00:55:34]  Yeah, book that fucking roll.
[00:55:37]  I'm going to try, girl.
[00:55:40]  Book it.
[00:55:40]  Why not us?
[00:55:41]  Yeah.
[00:55:42]  Christian.
[00:55:43]  Why not us?
[00:55:44]  That's right.
[00:55:45]  You're right.
[00:55:45]  Please.
[00:55:46]  Please book it.
[00:55:49]  I will.
[00:55:50]  Okay, love you.
[00:55:51]  Okay.
[00:55:51]  I love you.
[00:55:52]  Bye.
[00:55:56]  We can't say.
[00:55:57]  You can't say what it's for, who it's for.
[00:55:59]  But yeah, he's up for it, and I'm really excited for him.
[00:56:04]  But I'm very excited to spend all this time with you guys in China.
[00:56:09]  We're going to spend a lot of time.
[00:56:12]  What are you most excited about for China?
[00:56:15]  I'm excited for.
[00:56:16]  I mean, dude, I'm excited to see competent governance and how.
[00:56:22]  No, I'm serious.
[00:56:23]  I think when you go to Japan and you go, oh my God, look how fucking clean the streets are.
[00:56:29]  Look how organized everything is.
[00:56:31]  That's like China for me.
[00:56:32]  When we see high-speed rail and imagine what those places used to look like 10 years ago when it was just like fucking barren.
[00:56:41]  Yeah, that's what turns me on.
[00:56:42]  That's my shit.
[00:56:43]  I love infrastructure.
[00:56:44]  And China is the infrastructure.
[00:56:46]  That's my father.
[00:56:47]  Oh, okay.
[00:56:48]  That's crazy.
[00:56:49]  I haven't missed my phone as daddy.
[00:56:52]  That's sweet.
[00:56:53]  But that's what I'm excited about.
[00:56:55]  I'm excited about seeing infrastructure.
[00:56:57]  I'm excited about seeing the city planning.
[00:56:59]  And I am excited to eat delicious food.
[00:57:03]  I'll do some shopping out there too.
[00:57:05]  Because I think in China, they don't have the same size issues that they do in Japan for the most part.
[00:57:12]  Maybe they do.
[00:57:13]  Are we getting business class on our high-speed rail?
[00:57:16]  Oh, sweet.
[00:57:17]  So I know it may seem a little, but they're really cool.
[00:57:21]  They do live flat beds, I think, in business classes.
[00:57:23]  Yeah, no, I know.
[00:57:24]  Very cool.
[00:57:25]  I know.
[00:57:25]  I'm fucking stoked on the high-speed rail channel.
[00:57:29]  Yeah.
[00:57:30]  Oh, it's going to be so sick.
[00:57:34]  By the way, I rode a train to San Diego, Amtrak.
[00:57:38]  Yeah.
[00:57:39]  And I stand by what I say.
[00:57:41]  A flight is much smoother than a train.
[00:57:43]  Oh.
[00:57:44]  Hey, what's some of the stuff we're doing?
[00:57:51]  We're going to.
[00:57:51]  I mean, what should I be excited about?
[00:57:55]  I'm excited for the hotel.
[00:57:56]  Did you book Mad Dog Fist?
[00:57:59]  No.
[00:58:00]  And I'm not excited about anything.
[00:58:01]  And Marsh fucking the story.
[00:58:02]  I'm excited for the hotels.
[00:58:06]  I'm doing.
[00:58:07]  I only asked for one thing.
[00:58:08]  I'm doing.
[00:58:09]  You have to download so many apps, bro.
[00:58:11]  It's crazy.
[00:58:12]  I'm going to be doing a lot of Patreon content.
[00:58:13]  I'm going to be hosting Austin Show's travel reviews.
[00:58:17]  Okay.
[00:58:17]  Hotel where I'll be reviewing every hotel we're staying at.
[00:58:20]  The one thing I was excited for, nobody's excited.
[00:58:23]  I'm excited.
[00:58:24]  Oh, watch.
[00:58:25]  Chinese martial arts.
[00:58:28]  Okay.
[00:58:29]  We have Tanmin Square flag raising ceremony.
[00:58:32]  What is at the Tiananmen Square?
[00:58:35]  Flag raising ceremony first day.
[00:58:37]  Okay.
[00:58:38]  Then we have Penjuan.
[00:58:41]  I don't know what that is.
[00:58:42]  And then I don't know what any of this stuff is, but we have Copper Hot Pot Dinner.
[00:58:47]  And then Shi Cha Hai Hutong, which is architecture and snacks.
[00:58:53]  And then another bar experience.
[00:58:55]  But day three is the forbidden Forbidden City Palace Museum.
[00:58:59]  That's exciting.
[00:59:01]  Roast duck lunch, and then we tame on the speed race.
[00:59:04]  Okay, I don't know.
[00:59:06]  I'm a do I have to eat the duck?
[00:59:12]  Yeah, duck's delicious.
[00:59:13]  Duck is amazing.
[00:59:15]  I just love ducks.
[00:59:17]  Have you ever you've never had Chinese duck?
[00:59:19]  No, it's credible.
[00:59:23]  I just, but I no, no, no.
[00:59:24]  It's like, it's like chicken.
[00:59:26]  It's like decadent chicken.
[00:59:27]  Kim loves ducks.
[00:59:28]  I do, but I don't know.
[00:59:29]  We'll just give you chicken.
[00:59:30]  All right.
[00:59:31]  All right, fine.
[00:59:32]  I'll eat the duck.
[00:59:33]  Yeah.
[00:59:33]  You'll like it.
[00:59:34]  You'll like the duck.
[00:59:35]  I don't like it.
[00:59:35]  What does it take?
[00:59:36]  They make it with like, you make it with like a bunch of other stuff.
[00:59:39]  Like there's like a bread material type thing.
[00:59:41]  I forget what it's called.
[00:59:42]  But then you put the duck on it and then you put the hoisin sauce.
[00:59:44]  You slap it and then you put some onions.
[00:59:47]  I hear it's like really popular.
[00:59:49]  I'm sure that duck tasty.
[00:59:51]  I had duck in Louisiana at like this Michelin staller restaurant and they served it like a filet of duck.
[00:59:57]  Not for me.
[00:59:58]  I'm sure this is way better.
[00:59:59]  I should have gone back to Japan.
[01:00:02]  Yeah.
[01:00:02]  Okay.
[01:00:03]  And then we have Shanghai.
[01:00:05]  And in Shanghai, we have a yacht night cruise experience.
[01:00:11]  We have the VR Red Experience Hall.
[01:00:15]  And then we have Pop Mart Megastore.
[01:00:19]  We have Shintian Di City Walk.
[01:00:22]  Then we have a dinner.
[01:00:24]  And then we have a tailor shop where we get custom Zhongsan suits and chong songs.
[01:00:30]  I don't know what that means.
[01:00:31]  Oh, we have ear picking and medical massage therapy as well.
[01:00:37]  We have the city guy coming up.
[01:00:38]  I can't believe you guys didn't make time for Disneyland.
[01:00:40]  You made time for ear picking, but not Disneyland.
[01:00:43]  I mean, we can add those things.
[01:00:44]  We can also just not do it.
[01:00:46]  Yeah, we don't have to do any of this stuff.
[01:00:47]  We can just like add stuff as we go.
[01:00:49]  We can show up and do whatever you want.
[01:00:50]  Theoretically, if you're like, we love this city, can we stay an extra day?
[01:00:53]  Yeah.
[01:00:53]  What if that city is Tokyo?
[01:00:55]  No, Chengdu.
[01:00:57]  Okay, you can't be glazing Japan like this.
[01:00:59]  We go to China.
[01:01:01]  There is a lot of beef.
[01:01:03]  Then I'll just go straight to Tokyo.
[01:01:05]  No, no, no.
[01:01:06]  And then the thing that I'm most excited about after Beijing is Chongqing because Chongqing is like the crazy.
[01:01:14]  I am officially not excited, but we'll see how it goes.
[01:01:17]  I mean...
[01:01:17]  Bro, it is like you're going to like it.
[01:01:20]  The things that you like about Japan also exist in China.
[01:01:25]  Let's chill.
[01:01:25]  Well, okay.
[01:01:26]  Well, on that note, ladies and gentlemen, that concludes another fabulous, successful episode of The Fear Anthony.
[01:01:32]  Yes, indeed.
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[01:01:45]  China.
[01:01:46]  Well, two of us might be.
[01:01:48]  Okay.
[01:01:51]  I'm not even kidding when I say this.
[01:01:54]  This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
[01:01:58]  Like, not just like, like, the ride itself is, I'm sure, very fun.
[01:02:03]  But, like, this is not a medium that you're supposed to be watching on your fucking YouTube channel.
[01:02:10]  I'm going to have to move back in with my parents.
[01:02:13]  Okay.
[01:02:15]  Well, we're going to finish it.
[01:02:16]  No, no.
[01:02:17]  You know what?
[01:02:18]  I didn't say it.
[01:02:19]  I don't want to.
[01:02:20]  Get off the ride.
[01:02:22]  Get off the ride.
[01:02:23]  Everybody, get off the ride.
[01:02:24]  Get off the ride.
[01:02:25]  You guys are not allowed to enjoy this.
[01:02:26]  How many minutes are we watching?
[01:02:28]  What?
[01:02:28]  How many minutes?
[01:02:30]  That felt so much longer.
[01:02:33]  Oh my God.
[01:02:36]  Last time I saw my share my special interests with you guys.
[01:02:39]  I'm not kidding when I say this.
[01:02:40]  Wait, is this how you feel when I talk about politics?
[01:02:42]  Yeah.
[01:02:43]  Oh, my God.
[01:02:43]  This is how y'all treat me when I talk about planes.
[01:02:46]  I'm so sorry.