Fear& hosts dissect noise disputes, from LA's unresponsive police to a North Carolina donation strategy, while debating a fast fashion brand's unethical use of Luigi Mangione's AI likeness. They analyze NFL controversies like the Eagles spitting on Dak Prescott and Jets' cursed history, alongside ethical questions regarding Aura ring data sales to Palantir. The episode concludes by mocking a racist reality TV pitch and outrage over a Chuck E. Cheese employee arrested for credit card fraud during work hours, highlighting modern societal friction. [Automatically generated summary]
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Girly Pop and Diet Dr Peppers00:06:12
What is happening?
Speaking of, you are always so kind about my hobbies.
So I figured we'd talk about one of yours today.
Yay!
Okay.
Girly pop.
It's nothing.
It's just you yelling.
What?
No, he's slamming.
He's drinking three diet Dr. Peppers before we get started.
I tell you what.
And he does not have like, he doesn't have the constitution for it.
Get your hat out of here.
That was last week.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen.
I'm still riding this.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Hand podcast where I'm wired because I had to scoot Dr. Peppers and I got a water and I'm going to have to piss later.
But this man told me to pinch my pee off mid-P so we could start.
That's right.
Yeah, no, he was like, he thought he was throwing zinger earlier.
He kept saying this is good content.
It was just him yelling.
He said that it was like not being recorded.
Yeah.
I was very upset.
I have the exact opposite vibe of Austin right now.
Yeah.
I have the vibe of... Pimple patch the size of a trampoline on the side of your face.
I do.
I do.
What is going on with your dinner plate?
You look like Robin Williams and Jumanji.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, my God.
In the jungle, you must wait until the dice can be fired.
Yeah, what the fuck is going on?
You've been going because, like, I realize that, you know, Islam is coming to America.
So I might as well be doing duo.
Streets are saying I'm a better Muslim than you are.
There's no street has ever said that.
It doesn't take much to be a better Muslim.
Do you eat pork?
Not really.
Well, you do.
I got some pork in his fridge.
Ah, there you go.
Yeah.
It's not my pork.
Okay.
Everything else in the house is pork.
No, not your pork.
I mean, I do eat pork.
I don't have.
I have seen you eat pork before.
Yeah, of course.
I love bacon.
And that's your prerogative.
I love bacon.
Yeah.
It's great.
I brought a bunch of topics.
Wow.
Yeah.
Rated to let it rip.
Yeah.
Well, I did too.
Oh, so did cutie.
Okay.
I didn't bring topics.
No, we know.
Yeah, okay.
But what'd you do with your week?
I'm dead wait.
What?
Everyone wants to know what you did with your week.
Yeah.
What?
Can I just check in on my phone?
No one has ever asked me that before.
Everybody wants to know what you did with your TikTok.
Because I usually just like stick to my...
I just like stay in my own lane.
I can't.
Is this another TikTok show?
Is she filming us?
How was your week?
How are you?
You've never been this kind.
How are you?
She wants to know how are you doing.
You've never been this courteous.
I'm freaking out a little bit.
Because I usually don't talk about stuff because everything in my life that's happening is like politics related.
And we don't do politics on the podcast.
So I just like kind of stick to my own thing.
You look really good.
Well, your brother's getting married.
That's true.
That's and we're all going to be there.
You know, a lot of people usually.
We'll talk about them.
Well, not Marsh.
Yeah, Marsh.
Well, Marsh could be there.
He just chose not to be there.
I'm being there.
I got my money.
But it doesn't matter.
You could still come.
I booked us a 4,000-foot or square foot house with a beautiful pool and hot tub.
We're going to have to drag Austin out of the house to go to the wedding.
That's crazy.
Yeah, you would have to be spamming just minute details about the house in the house.
I like that.
No, but yeah, he didn't fucking restrict.
I'm not treating you.
I'm literally excited.
I said, what do I owe you?
I'm going to take a little vacation day.
I said, you know what?
You didn't reply.
No, I'm going to pay you.
I said, whatever you want.
It feels awkward when I'm awkward.
It's just weird for me.
If anything, it's convenient that you booked it.
I still think we should film the pod there.
And then I have to leave at 7 a.m.
What do we do?
No, no.
No, no.
On Friday, the day before the wedding.
At the house, at the hot tub.
We'll use the better producer.
Yeah.
Gabe.
I have to make the wedding cake, though.
Yeah, well, we'll figure it out.
There's a chance.
Gabe would have fun.
Gabriel is invited to the wedding.
Not everybody.
A frowning fran like you.
He's going to be happy when he's in New York.
Yeah.
So you could do it.
It's a beautiful house.
And I'm thinking maybe we could host a wedding after party there.
No.
I like it.
Yeah.
I like it.
Got your back.
Hot tub?
Thank you.
See?
No.
It's a wedding.
It's a wedding.
I'm paying for it.
Where are you?
You're paying for the wedding.
Why aren't you paying for my Airbnb?
What the fuck?
That's a good point.
That is a good point.
That is a good point.
What?
What?
$1,300 extra dollars is going to break the bank?
Accommodations.
We would appreciate that.
Hello?
I'm making, we're spending time out of our day to come to the wedding and cooking the battle.
That's great.
Okay, that is getting clip.
I'm sending that.
I'm fucking sending that to Maron.
Send it to your brother.
I'm sending that to Marx.
Murat, I know you're watching.
And the bride just told me that.
He's an answer by putting in the hours.
And he knows her name is.
I don't want to say it.
I don't want to say it.
But we're going to bleed this out.
We'll bleed it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, he got it right.
No, he got it right.
He got it right.
And Murat, that's just, I'm just being silly.
I've been looking forward to your wedding for weeks.
You know, there was a wedding where they sent everyone in their RCP a link to pay for their meal.
Oh.
That's like a thing you can do.
That's insane.
Yeah.
That's not acceptable.
I'm going to say that.
I know.
It's weird.
Well, hold on.
Now, there are a lot of people who can't afford to be like that.
I know, but you just don't need to do it that nice wedding.
Everything's super adjustable.
You have to cater it with like Chipotle or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that BDS?
No.
Thank God.
Jesus Christ.
Airbnb.
The girl boycott.
One wrong meal and you're funding a, you know what I mean?
The Airbnb is though.
And he booked it through Travalgo.
P-R-B-O.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Did I say Airbnb?
Oh, I didn't.
No, he was using a blanket.
It was through Marriott Vacations.
The Red Zone Ad Marathon00:04:36
Guys, can we get?
Listen, I want to cover a topic that's hot off the press.
Happened 15 minutes ago.
There's no way we can know that.
It is.
What happened?
Ladies and gentlemen, before the first play of the season, the Super Bowl champions, Philadelphia Eagles, spit on the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, Dak Prescott.
Wait, before the game?
Like on that thing?
First play.
Wait, wait.
They liar did?
Yeah.
Defensive lineman.
Wait, you got to show the clip.
Looked in Dak Prescott's face and went and spit on his chest.
Oh, my God.
He was immediately ejected.
Oh, man.
But that's how they set the pace.
There's already been a fist fight.
The game is happening.
By the way, just for anybody back.
Football is back.
For anybody watching, the game is happening right now.
Why does the guy hate Dak Prescott?
I mean, this is one of the biggest rivalries in football.
Here you go.
Watch this.
Jalen Carter, defensive lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles.
Bam.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Does he even have a guard?
He has a face guard.
No.
Oh, he spat through it.
Okay.
That's dangerous.
That is how the football season started.
I mean, testosterone is back, man.
That's a little dangerous, though, because you could just like spit on your own face guard by acting.
That is stupid.
I don't think that's the first time he's done that.
No, he's an expert.
Yeah, I mean, I'm all for it.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
A little bit of spit.
No, I'm just like.
Fuck yeah.
Let's get messy with it.
Give us some drops.
I'm sportsman-like conduct.
Yeah, who gives a shit?
We're done with that woke shit.
Well, also, it's the NFL.
You are firing on 100 right now, sir.
It's football, baby.
No, I just kick some ass.
Okay.
The other tie-in with this, and I don't know if you guys will have any takes at all, but as you know, a lot of football properties, sports properties are being monopolized, one of which is Red Zone, which now for the first time since its inception will feature advertisements.
And fans are really unhappy.
Yeah, I heard like there's going to be like seven hours of commercials or something.
No, the broadcast is seven hours.
Yeah, so it's like hella commercials through why, but hold on.
But the whole point of Red Zone is to capture the moment right in the moment.
And the ads are not like predetermined.
Like there's not going to be a break in the action.
They're just going to overlay.
So what?
It's going to be like live PD, like where everything is like pre-recorded.
You ever watch live PD?
Yeah.
No, it's going to be live PD.
But it's a terrible show because it involves police officers.
But it's going to be Scott Hansen, who is arguably, shout out, Scott Hanson, one of the best pros ever to do anything.
And he always has done an unbroken broadcast.
And so they're just going to overlay like a Burger King commercial.
Like while he's talking.
While he's talking.
So you're not going to see him talk and you're going to hear Burger King.
Right.
That sounds insane.
Fans are lit.
So like football people.
Red Zone is like one of the most beloved shows ever.
And now fans are livid.
Do you know what Red Zone is?
Uh-uh.
So Red Zone, NFL Red Zone is a program that on Sundays, if you want to follow the big moments of every game, but you don't want to tune in to go back and forth.
Right.
They have them all on the screen and then they go to every single big moment when like a when the team is in the red zone.
The concession about football is football people will watch their team.
I'll watch the Jets.
He'll watch the Minnesota Vikings, but you want to kind of be up to date on all the football.
So you watch Red Zone like C-SPAN and it's always kind of been this amazing broadcast that people love.
I am one of the people that is deeply upset.
Deeply upset.
I think that it, but I'm so happy overall that football's back.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, baby.
I couldn't be happier.
I tell you what, this is the best time of year.
Football, barbecues.
I was feeling the game in the shower before I came.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
On the phone.
Don't talk to me.
The game's on.
They already cooked it with like all the gambling ads and stuff.
So now every team is like incentivized.
I feel like it's all scripted now.
It's all ESPN.
Is that your conspiracy theories?
This is my conspiracy theory.
Me and Aaron Foster.
ESPN literally has like prop bets built into their comfort zone.
That's insane.
How do people not realize that?
That sucks.
They'll be like, Cowboys, Eagles tonight, here's the players you should watch.
And here are your prop bets.
Saquon Barkley over 50 yards for the game.
That's my go-to, which is crazy to see in a sports podcast.
Yeah.
Jets Tragedy and Prop Bets00:15:47
Yeah.
Everything is getting shittier and shittier by the moment.
And people are just like sleepwalking through it.
I don't know what else to say.
It's just the ads on red zone is one thing.
I mean, when will people realize?
Well, it's not woke that caused NFL Red Zone to be destroyed by ads.
It's capitalism.
Everything is getting destroyed, even concerts.
Have you seen what they're doing at concerts?
What are they doing now?
What's the most you've ever enjoyed a concert Austin show?
Oh my God, Elton John.
Elton John.
2009.
How much did you enjoy it?
Sundome.
Are you kidding me?
8,000-seat venue.
Did you enjoy this much?
So this was a big story this week.
A man was caught air drumming at a corn show.
No, not corn.
No.
It's even funnier.
System of a down.
I think this is corn.
Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure.
Wait, why did you?
Oh, my God.
Wait, I thought it was System of a Down.
My bad.
My mistake.
Meet this.
I'm slanding.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Attack on Titan?
Wait, was he air drumming?
Okay, his dick.
No.
Oh, he's wearing a system of a down shirt.
That's all I thought.
Ladies and gentlemen, the music caught him so intensely that this man started pounding off during a corn show like at a corn show, too.
Oh, I thought this was America.
Oh my god, I just don't understand.
Like, what compels you to, while you're listening to corn, like it's new metal, right?
Yeah, like new metal.
Are you guys saying porn or corn?
Corn, corn.
You've never heard of corn?
Corn?
The man?
Feeling like a freak on a leash.
You want a thing like crazy.
I have no release.
Right?
It's Ohio, right?
Corn is Ohio.
Corn, I know.
Ohio, I think.
Okay, maybe not.
I don't know.
I've never heard of it.
He's never heard any corn.
Oh, you are.
I'm thinking of Slipknot.
So he was.
I think you were thinking of corn, like the actual product.
No, no, no, Slipknot.
Ohio.
Slipknot, I think, is either from Ohio or Iowa.
So he was just jerking it.
The music caught him so intensely, he felt the need to catch the beat.
Yeah, and so he started, and so people freaked out.
Corn is beating his head.
A guy came up and socked him in the head.
Yeah.
Damn.
The song, Adidas.
Get it?
All day I dream about sex.
Crazy question.
Crazy question.
Yeah.
Crazy question.
I know music.
And in no way am I endorsing this behavior.
Right.
Okay.
I am anti-this.
Yes.
But if the guy hits him in the head, is that assault or is it self-defense?
Oh.
Oh.
Is he aiming his dick?
Is he aiming his dick?
Think about this case.
Okay, but it's dangerous because what if he starts beating harder?
Oh, yeah.
If somebody is jerking off in public, is that justification to hit him in the head?
You know, I'm no big city lawyer.
Great question, but I'm going to say yes.
Okay, and tell me why.
Because that ejaculate could be a biological weapon.
That's true.
It's self-defense to sexual harassment.
That's true.
There you go.
That is true.
That is true.
Well, honestly, can we all say imagine being the attorney?
The guy who punched that dude in the head is a hero.
No, he's absolutely a hero.
And I support that.
I'm just saying legally.
I think I would have dumped a Coke on him.
I still don't understand the logistics of it.
I don't understand what caused someone to vociferate.
The music there when he's hitting himself.
No, but it's corn.
Can I be honest?
It's like the least sexy music you get beat off.
Probably on drugs.
Hassan.
Yeah.
Do you think there was someone who wasn't?
Drugs makes you want to beat off, though.
Oh, there's a lot.
Ask Mark.
That one drug that that lady was on air.
Yeah.
Maybe he was on ambient at a corn concert?
Maybe he was, I don't know.
Maybe he actually slipped up his pills and he just got a little bit of a drink.
No, he's a TikTok zoomer.
He thought it was porn.
That was a TikTok zoomer.
No, like he was 40 years old and a shitty joke, man.
Oh, sorry.
Went over my head.
Yeah.
You literally kept saying corn?
Do you guys are you trying to say porn?
There's one detail in the thing that I'd like to point out.
Okay.
That concert was at New Jersey Netlife Stadium, which is the home of the Jets.
That's right.
So, guys, that's why I want to make an appeal to you guys.
You can get on the Jets bandwagon now.
Now, the Jets have historically been bad, and they've always been.
Yeah.
They've never won.
However, mathematically, they have to win sometime.
Now, I will counterpoint Minnesota Vikings.
They're about to elect a socialist mayor.
Okay.
And that's it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's so crazy.
Wait, wait, what?
What are you wearing?
What is happening?
Speaking of, you are always so kind about my hobbies.
So I figured we'd talk about one of yours today.
Yay!
Okay.
Girly pop.
What is going on?
What the hell is happening?
This is called prepared for a podcast.
God damn.
Girlie Pop.
Production.
All right, Marsh.
I've got a slideshow for you.
Is it about that butt fumble?
I'm sure that will be.
We've got a lot of bridges we've got to commit here, okay?
Yeah, last week.
Last week, QD flamed us, specifically Will.
I caught strays as well in the process, and it went supernova omega viral.
And everyone is yelling at us, not realizing that we are a podcast.
Are they yelling at me too?
No, you didn't speak.
Well, they keep saying men, and I also, I identify as famously a man.
I'm a man.
But you were on that side.
Nobody said except the gay guy.
Nobody said that.
There's probably one.
Why would anybody say that?
I would like a shirt that's no.
Like.
Except the gay guy.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
They were flamed.
Anyway, yeah, we've been getting flamed.
Like, there's mad viral tweets, like, so many viral tweets being like, I saw one literally, like, randomly scrolling Twitter of somebody talking about how the Beatles were initially seen as like the fancy of just women alone, but now they're recognized as one of the most impactful bands of all time.
Maybe you should stop discouraging or discounting women's hobbies or something like that.
And I was like, I. You really took that tweet seriously.
To me, I was just...
I feel like I was there.
I'm a Swifty.
I'm just a galer.
I'm a little upset.
I'm a little offended that Taylor Swift personally is offending me by getting married to a straight man.
So as a galer, I was emotional.
It was a time of need.
It was a troublesome time for me.
And that's all I got to say.
Please don't.
And I'm here to, I'm clear.
I'm here to clear up rumors, okay?
Just like how Taylor Swift's songs are only about breakups and love.
People think that the Jets are just about losing.
And that's not true.
Let's go to the next one.
That's true.
So the lore is the Jets used to be known as the Titans of New York and were a part of the integral season of America Football League.
That is like, they've been around forever.
And at that time, what were their colors?
I don't know.
Green?
Navy and yellow.
That's so ugly.
Thank goodness they changed those colors.
That's awesome.
Okay.
Next.
And they just love winning.
The Jets have won one championship in Super Bowl III in 1968.
That's right.
That's not a good argument for loving winning.
Yep.
They have won 433 times.
So pretty okay, I would say.
Jesus Christ's sake.
Next.
Wait, how many times have they lost?
Wait, can you go back?
Well, I don't think we should focus on that.
Yeah, that's not what they're known for.
There were a hundred times more losses.
Well, it's just, we just have to break these things that people think.
The stigma.
In 2010, the Jets made history with back-to-back road games and over time, however, suffered a 45-3 loss against the Patriots.
That's right.
Super unfortunate.
But, you know, it doesn't bring them down.
The team had nine consecutive losing seasons, making it the longest streak in the NFL.
But don't worry, they will come back.
Can I ask the question to you, Will?
Yes.
Were you one of the people that also sat around and prayed that Tom Brady's plane would fall?
No.
No, Will and I, as football fans, we do not disparage.
We do not want our opponents to be able to.
Can I say something?
I'm a Tom Brady fan.
No, I know.
I've always been a fan of Tom Brown.
I just always think about that viral tweet of someone being like, Tom Brady was so fucking good, and you don't understand how good he is.
Because when I was a child, I would sit around at night and pray that his plane would crash.
No, no.
As a Vikings fan, I never wished Aaron Rodgers to be injured.
It would have been convenient, but I never would have wished it.
So you were just winking.
Yeah, like when he broke his collar, Brilliant, I was like, but I wasn't endorsing it.
No.
That sucks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we went on to almost win the Super Bowl.
We can skip some of this facts because they seem kind of like negative.
This is part of the identity.
Playoff record: 12-13.
Bill Belichick resigned after only one day of being head coach.
That's right.
Where he left the coach for the Patriots to appear in nine Super Bowls with the best.
That's right.
Jesus Christ.
In 2024 season, the Jets fired head coach Robert mid-season.
Where's his last name?
I have no clue.
Robert Salah, inshallah.
First Muslim head coach.
Yeah, that's true.
I told you I was a better Muslim than you.
Also, famously Lebanese.
Yeah.
Famously.
Very famously.
I think he got dumped for controversial reasons.
I would agree with that.
Yeah.
Because it wasn't because they were losing because that's like a part of the humans identity.
He wore a flag on his shirt that I think made Woody Johnson a little upset.
Oh, well.
Weird ownership over there, I would say.
First in-season coaching change during Woody Johnson's 25-year ownership.
Yeah.
To be fair, it was his fourth losing season at that point.
Okay.
All right.
Well, there's some highlights.
So don't you fret.
Next.
Oh.
Sorry, wrong slide.
No.
Are the Vikings on there?
50 biggest blown leads.
That's right.
Crazy.
That's just the wrong slide.
I'm sorry.
Next.
Highlights.
I'm sorry.
Okay, there we go.
I remember the button.
The butt fumble.
The butt fumble.
We could watch this.
That's right.
Also, earlier this season, Mark Sanchez was caught on the sidelines eating a hot dog during a game.
Yeah, earlier.
Okay, go ahead.
Some say it was the hot dog that he spent lock off.
I remember where I was.
This was a Thanksgiving game and I was with my family.
And it was the year after they made a pretty good playoff.
I remember that.
And they were fumble to football.
This is what Reggie White used to do to people.
You don't know what happens when you're in the background.
That's right.
Mark Sanchez not expecting it, and it was the backside of Brandon.
Got a butt to the face.
Well, okay, I can tell you what he was thinking.
It was a blown handoff.
His receiver went to the wrong or his running back went to the wrong side.
So he panics after his running back doesn't take the ball and he runs into his own offensive lineman.
I believe it was Nick Mangold he ran into.
Yeah.
Another highlight, though.
Oh, you should do this for the Vikings, too.
Oh, the missed field goal.
Wow, this is a tough one.
I was in high school at this point.
I was at boarding school.
I was watching this game in a room with no heat.
And I was at boarding school, and I actually had trash thrown at me after the Jets lost this game by all the other boarding school kids.
Oh, that's a unique experience that both of you can share.
Pittsburgh set a home game at the end.
It's worth three points against the Jets.
Just go to the end.
Pittsburgh gave up three turnovers at all towards the end.
Well, you can watch this because actually he misses, I believe, three field goals during the course of the game.
That's awesome.
No, no.
Do you think the Jets fans are not pelting their players with socks full of used batteries enough?
And that's the reason why.
No, here's the thing.
This is what the reason why I would like to play like this.
I would like to explain this to non-football fans.
When your team endures tragedy, like the Jets and the Vikings have in our history, it becomes a sense of like, how much can I fucking take?
Bring it on.
Bring it the fuck on.
Part of being a fan is you sit there and you watch the collapse of your team because it feels that much better when you're sitting there and your team's at the top of the mountain.
Was it last season where the Jets had a really good run initially?
That was a two seasons ago.
No, that was, I think, three seasons ago.
Damn, it was a three.
Even if the Vikings are statistically eliminated from the playoffs, I will sit there and watch and suffer.
Yeah, for sure.
I will sit there and suffer for my team.
Well, there's some good highlights for sure.
There's also unlisted Aaron Rodgers first season.
I can dictate this to you.
Aaron Rodgers, the Hope of the franchise, brought in one of the winningest quarterbacks of all time.
The first time he drops back for a pass, play three of the game, his Achilles explodes.
That's awesome.
And he's actually the third quarterback to have an Achilles explode in the first game of a season.
That sucks.
Yes, it does.
Well, Aaron Rodgers' controversies didn't end there, did it?
No.
That wasn't really a controversy.
I mean, that was after the darkness retreat, where he told the NFL that he was going to go do ayahuasca in a dark room until he knew where he wanted to play football.
When he emerged from the darkness a week later, he decided that that team would be the New York Jets.
And then he became a prominent vaccine skeptic, and numerous other, numerous other controversies ensued.
Now you can find Aaron Rodgers on the Pat McAfee show every now and then.
Weekly appearance.
Well, and we got, of course, of course, Frank, why are all these unavailable?
What happened?
Well, this one could be anything, but Zach Wilson, really nice kid, but I would say he has what is called a case of the yips, where under pressure, he just seemed to not be able to make basic throws.
And I wish him well in Miami.
I hope he gets a chance to spread his wings and fly like Geno Smith.
You missed that highlight.
One of our former quarterbacks that we drafted his second year got into a gambling debt with one of our defensive linemen.
And right before a game, the defensive lineman punched him in the face and shattered his jaw over $600, ruining the Jets' playoff chances.
Seven years later, Geno Smith would go on to have a Pro Bowl run with the Seahawks.
And now he's the quarterback for the Raiders, who are a playable viable team or a playoff viable team with a quarterback that we had to give up on because he got punched over $600.
Geno Smith's Pro Bowl Run00:06:34
Wow.
Jesus Christ.
What a tragedy.
Super unfortunate.
Bro, if Islam couldn't save the Jets, I don't know.
I don't.
I think that's what happened.
Yay!
Another great season.
To another great season.
I just want you to know that I support you.
I would never want to sneer your team or what you care about at all.
No, I think ultimately.
What?
What is happening?
Cutie, you're spilling.
Why chocolate?
You pissed me off, Will!
You pissed me off!
See, QD, what I realize, and I guess what's different about Taylor and the Jets is Taylor wins all the time.
Oh, my God.
It looks like a period.
The Jets have never won.
The reason I fell in love with the Jets is because I'm from a family where communication about emotions is tough.
And so to fit in, I started watching football with them.
Right.
Ultimately, I'm not upset if people don't like the Jets because it's my relationship with them that's important.
Now, coming this upcoming week, Aaron Rodgers is playing for the Pittsburgh Steelers as the starting quarterback against the Jets, who has their former starting quarterback, Justin Fields, in one of the great rivalry matches.
Will you be a Jets fan this year?
Yeah.
That makes me super excited.
Do you actually want to watch?
I'm so scared.
I feel like everyone is being so weird.
Wait, what?
What the hell is going on?
No, I think it was.
I thought it was effective.
Thank you.
I feel like that often.
You know what's funny, cutie?
I've destroyed a lot of Jets jerseys in my day.
I've burned a lot.
I've never got that.
No, I've burnt a fair share of jerseys, but I've never gone with chocolate.
It was the closest thing I had to oil.
Oh, you got some hair.
Oh, yeah.
It looks like I perioded.
Nice.
And for the record, on behalf of men, we apologize.
We do.
We apologize.
And you know what?
For absolutely nothing.
That's right.
Marks, roll the tape now.
Taylor says, greatest hits coming up right now.
I'll apologize.
I feel like I fundamentally misunderstood your relationship or love of Taylor Swift.
I literally was just asking about what you thought of Travis Kelsey because I wanted to know.
I don't care about him.
I know now.
I don't either.
I have no comment.
Okay, I'm so happy.
Waiting to go.
Thank you for that slideshow.
Now we can move on.
Also, also, unironically, to make up for it, I did buy you a signed jersey of that Michael guy you like.
Michael, I found his Michael.
No, the guy you like.
I said, who is your favorite person?
Darrell Rivas?
Yeah.
Michael?
That's close enough.
You got me a Darrell Rivas jersey?
Let me triple check because I'll feel bad if I got it.
It's Mike Vick.
She got you a Michael Riviera.
She got the wrong team.
That would be so funny.
There was the wrong team.
Like, this is your favorite guy, Michael Vick.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, I got you Darrell Rivis signed jersey.
What?
Well, just in case you took it personally.
That's crazy.
Wait, where's my social sweet?
Where's my memento?
You have no fans.
You have no fandom.
What do you mean?
You want to know why she didn't do this for you?
No, because you're a man with no passion in your life.
That's not true.
I literally asked my stream.
They were like, what are you going to do?
We're going to do socialism's greatest L's or something.
Shut up.
Chat.
Oh, chat.
Fuck.
That was crazy.
Oh, that's where that clip came from.
Because I remember seeing a clip of you talking about like, I don't know what Hassan likes.
And also, I'm not going to sit here and act like I'm pro-Israel.
What the fuck is cutie talking about?
Can I?
I'm not saying I wasn't going to like go against what you stand for.
Look like you shit yourself.
This is me.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
There's a pool of characters.
Wait, it's you on the side of the road all over again.
Yeah, this is not the first time.
It's not the first time Cutie's been in this compromise.
There's a little bit of a puddle.
Marsh?
No, I got it.
You missed one Jets highlight.
Can I give it before we move on?
I have to pee while you're doing this.
No.
No.
You're going to see it.
No, you put your beach ass down.
You see it and you listen to the Jets' glory.
You told me I had to pinch it off.
I know, but I told you I had to.
I got you.
Hold on.
I'm going to pee my hands.
I didn't think I was going to get it on my pants.
That's your axe to bear.
I'm going to pee my pants.
Okay, we're listening.
Piss your pants.
Okay, the last thing.
The Jets did win a Super Bowl, a Super Bowl that Broadway Joe called the outcome of.
He said he would win.
Jets fans, a lot of us, myself included.
This is our Galer conspiracy.
We think that Broadway Joe sold his soul to Satan to win that Super Bowl.
Okay.
And that's why Jets are cursed since then?
Yes.
And that the Jets will not win another Super Bowl until Joe Namath dies.
Oh my God.
Dude, imagine.
He sold the souls of all the Jets fans.
That's right.
I mean, give or take.
He doesn't have that much longer.
That's right.
And that's why you should get on the Jets bandwagon right now.
The winning's about to happen.
Okay.
Well, that was a wonderful segment.
I really enjoyed that.
I liked my performance piece.
I did like that.
I liked it.
You know what that reminded me of?
Old cutie, like back from the show.
Dye your hair dark.
Yeah, like that was dark.
Dark cutie.
Dark cutie.
That was our cutie.
Dark cutie.
You can go.
I was like, I hope Will doesn't punch me in the face.
Why would I punch you in the face?
Oh, for the jet slander?
No, I do that all the time.
Cutie, I've been getting slandered my entire life.
No, no, no.
I wiped it off.
The chair wasn't the worst part.
I'll get you pants.
Hold on.
Yeah, no, this is this.
He has a, he is a very...
Can I be honest?
I'm just happy someone took an interest in the Jets.
You sound like a psychopath.
You, of all people, should be happy that Taylor's battery Travis because now more women are watching NFL.
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I am.
And that's what I want to talk about.
But you wouldn't.
That's all I wanted.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
You sit on the floor, be honest.
Okay, so I have some drama.
Oh.
And I need your guys's opinion and perspective.
Dude, do you want new clothes?
I can go get you some.
I'm going to grab some.
Okay, I'll wait.
I'll wait.
Can we pause then?
I got it.
We're going to get cutie dressed.
You want a shirt and pants, right?
I'm not going to lie.
This looks insane.
All right.
Boom.
Back.
We teleported.
That was incredible.
I finally put Cutie Cinderella in my merch.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Sticky.
And I have got some drama for you folks.
Hit me.
Oh, I've got some drama and I need the advice of my fellow podcasters.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me give you the situation.
Sure.
All right.
I moved to Los Angeles.
Okay.
All right.
Famously.
Famously.
And when I moved, I, as anybody would do, I was feeling very neighborly.
Oh, boy.
And I met my neighbor.
Okay.
And I said, I said, sir, here's my phone number.
If you got any trouble, you let me know.
We'll keep it quiet.
And, you know, it's good to be here.
You know, thanks.
You know, I was welcoming myself to the neighborhood.
You know, being nice, being friendly, saying.
You know, my neighbor and I, we exchange pastries.
Yeah.
It's a nice thing.
I give him a pastry and then he gives me a pastry and then I give him a pastry.
Exactly.
I was feeling like that with my neighbor.
Okay.
I don't tell him that I don't eat pastries.
Oh, okay.
Don't don't tell him if you got him.
So the first night, I'm in my hot tub and I get a text from the neighbor at 10.15.
Yeah, you told me.
He said, time to take it inside.
I said.
He said that verbatim?
Yeah.
He said, time to take it inside.
That's a little bit of a rude first text message.
Yeah, he said, time to take it inside.
It's 10.15.
And I was like, okay.
Like, could he have meant it like time to take it inside?
Yeah.
Benefit of the doubt.
Benefit of the doubt.
I'm like, okay, I understand.
It's past 10 o'clock.
Technically, the noise is a little, we were a little loud.
So, okay, I respect that.
We're just talking early, though.
Does he have kids?
No kids.
Single guy.
That's crazy.
Single guy.
So, you know, this progresses over the course of the next, the last couple months, I've been getting a text here and there from him.
Hey, time to take it inside.
Hey, music, too loud.
Hey, whatever.
And this guy's really been starting over time.
I'm like, I've been really nice and cordial because I don't really want to have a problem with my neighbor, but he's really started to piss me off.
Right.
And this weekend, it reached a boiling point.
Because this weekend, I decided I was going to throw a party.
Okay.
A pool party at my house.
One of my friends, it was their birthday.
They couldn't find a pool.
I said, last minute, last resort, come to me.
I'll throw your pool party.
So he comes to me the day before.
I'm like, fine, we'll do the pool party.
Right.
So he's got DJs and everything like that.
It's going to be a day pool party from one to eight o'clock.
Okay.
During the day, no, on a Saturday afternoon, we invite everybody over.
DJs come over.
The party starts.
We've got the music in the backyard, DJ set up.
It's at a respectable level.
You can't hear it from the front of the house.
In the backyard, you can hear it, but it's not like super loud.
It's at a respectable level.
Like you can hear it.
You could certainly hear it if you were over at his house, but it was at a respectable level.
So 4.30 rolls around and somebody comes in the party.
We probably got about 50 to 100 people at the house.
It's not like crazy.
That's a lot of people.
That's a lot of people.
It's a lot of people.
Okay, 50.
It's called 50.
That's still a lot.
It's called 50.
My house is crowded at 20.
Hey, it's the middle of the day.
Middle of the day, people are in the backyard.
Nobody's screaming, hollering.
People just got their feet in the pool.
It's vibe.
It's five.
It's five.
People are drinking out of solo cups.
You know?
Yes.
I was not invited.
This was not my party.
It was a...
It's at your fucking house.
I know.
Was he invited?
No, I didn't invite you.
Was she invited?
I don't want to go.
Yeah.
She said not to invite her because she doesn't like to invite her.
So she knew about it, but we weren't even told it was fun.
She doesn't like to have fun.
I don't like to have fun.
We weren't even told it was fun.
No, but this was not my part.
This was not my party because it was not my guest list.
It was not my party.
I'm on your side.
It was not my guest list.
It was somebody else's birthday.
Austin, what the fuck do you mean it's not your guest?
If they have a party at your house, you don't have to invite us.
I was the vessel.
They had to settle it up.
Yeah, if you're the vessel, you don't have to invite us.
That's what I'm saying.
It wasn't my party.
I was the location.
I was in the local party.
I was trying to fucking pop my house.
It doesn't matter whose party is.
If I host the party, y'all get invited.
It's my house.
I think that's the only reason we're invited.
I honestly didn't invite you to be able to do that.
I'm invited 49 to 99 homosexuals and not me.
The term?
What about Marsh?
The term?
No, Marsh was not invited.
The term the vessel made me laugh.
Yeah.
It's like a Seinfeld skin.
No, I'm telling you.
I was the vessel, Jerry.
The vessel.
Next time when I host it and I'm hosting it and I'm controlling the guest list, you'll come to my pool party.
You were controlling the guest list.
That's by definition.
It is at your house.
You just don't.
Keith doesn't want to go.
Okay.
So anyway, so 4.30 rolls around.
I can't believe you were trying to defend this position.
Look, next time.
He was the vessel.
You got to wear a thong.
Okay.
That's bullshit.
I'm definitely not going.
Why is that bullshit?
Would you come to, would you come?
I'm not wearing a thong.
Okay, well, that's the dress code.
So respect his house.
Yeah, you can't, you give him, you can't come.
It's a thong.
That's weird.
It's a thong-only party.
Take my shoes off for some people's sake.
Yeah.
I take my shoes off every time I come in here.
He's a little bit different if someone was like, hey, I want to see the outlining.
Respect my culture.
Respect his culture.
Yeah, thank you.
You're not doing yourself any favor.
Anyway.
Okay.
So 4.30 rolls around.
Okay.
Somebody says, hey, Austin, somebody's looking for you.
I said, oh, no.
You got to be kidding me.
And my blood starts boiling.
My heart starts racing.
You knew immediately.
You're an expert at this.
How did you know immediately?
I knew immediately because I just know.
Had he already texted you?
He said somebody, no.
He said, somebody's outside and they're like, they're saying, do you know Austin?
And then they were pissed.
And I said, fuck.
That's the guy.
So my heart's pounding.
Okay.
You went in hot.
So my heart's pounding.
The guy, I said, yeah.
I said, don't worry about it.
I'll take care of it.
So I go outside.
He is across the street.
Are you wearing a thong?
Was I wearing a thong?
I feel like that's important.
I may have been.
No, I wasn't wearing a thong.
Okay.
I was wearing a speech.
But you were immediately expecting conflict.
Yeah.
So he goes, I go up to the gate.
I go up to the gate and I see him across the street.
Wait, he's a crawl.
He's across the street talking shit with the neighbor.
This isn't even your neighbor.
Yeah.
No, no.
No, it is.
He's my neighbor, but he's across the street talking shit to the neighbor.
He's starting a union.
I like it.
Yeah, you start.
Wait.
So it's not just frustrated.
It's when a bunch of people get together and they demand like better things.
I don't know if she is frustrated.
She's also shouting.
She's out of the side of her.
She's got us Trump flag.
Trump supporters.
Like MAGA everywhere.
Like MAGA signs.
It doesn't matter.
It seems like they're.
You can't.
Okay.
Regardless, I don't know.
She's a nosy neighbor.
So she's just, she's kind of nosy.
She just wants to be included.
She's actually a really nice lady.
Minus the fact that she votes against everything that I believe in.
Yeah.
But while living in West Hollywood.
Yeah, while living in West Hollywood.
Anyway.
And putting up that fucking flag, too.
Yeah, she has the, we took America back flag like from the anyway.
So you should steal it.
So I, I thought about it.
So I, and I'm just thinking about what the fuck I'm going to say.
So I go out to the front.
You invite him in.
No, I go out to friends.
You didn't hear him out first?
I go out to the front.
Okay.
And he's hot.
I could see it in his face.
He's just fucking pissed.
And he starts marching over.
Oh, boy.
And I go, we'll call him Steve.
You should have started doing this.
Yeah.
So I said, we're going to have a problem, Steve.
That's how you started it?
Cops, me.
You wear cop mode on him.
That's cops me.
I said, we're going to have a problem, Steve.
He's like, no, we're not going to have a problem, but the fucking cops are going to have a problem because I just called him.
I said, oh, you called the cops, Steve?
You could have texted me.
You had my number.
He said, that's fucking bullshit.
I've been dealing with your fucking noise for three hours.
I said, or fuck.
I said, I said, Steve.
Steve.
I said, Steve.
I said, Steve, see, it's four o'clock in the afternoon.
Yeah.
And you're in Los Angeles.
It's Labor Day weekend.
He's like, I don't fucking give a shit.
There's a noise ordinance.
And I, and I fucking lost it.
I said, I don't give a fuck, Steve.
I'm going to go back to my party and I'm going to keep going until 8 o'clock.
And there's not a fucking damn thing you can do about it.
If you don't fucking like it, you can fucking move.
I can do whatever the fuck I want in my backyard.
So fuck you and fuck and call the fucking police.
Well, I said, call the fucking police.
The noise ordinance is 10 p.m. to 8 a.m.
Wow.
So I said, call the fucking police.
Guess what?
That pussy ass bitch called the police and didn't fucking show up.
Of course.
So guess what?
That's funny.
So, yeah, you should.
By the way, for everybody out there, this is a good thing to know as someone who's a former social chair.
When they call the cops on a noise complaint, they have to issue you a warning first.
You will not receive a ticket until the second time the police show up.
Yeah.
Now, I want to know your perspective.
Sure.
Did I handle this from the moment I met him?
I was cordial.
I was nice.
If he would say something, I would make the adjustment.
Oh.
Four o'clock in the afternoon.
Calling the police.
Getting in your face and preemptively calling the cops on a Labor Day weekend party at 4 p.m.
That guy sucks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm a bit of a curmudgeon.
And I will say, sometimes my neighbors throw loud parties as well.
And it's really fucking annoying, especially because it's after 10 and I'm in bed.
And when they're blasting music, I just, it directly beams into my bedroom where I'm sleeping.
And it frustrates me.
I just kind of eat it because I don't like to be annoying to people.
I've never called the cops on someone for something like that.
But having said that, if I were to take the devil's advocate position here, if I were to see this from Stevens' perspective, it kind of feels like you were a menace of a neighbor for an extended period of time.
No, no.
I mean, he has numerous complaints about the hot tub sentence.
No, no, no.
Listen, if this was like a nighttime party on a random weekend, I'd be a little bit more.
But Labor Day weekend, daytime pool party, like that's like getting mad at someone for celebrating the sound.
I sit in that hot tub.
I sit in that hot tub maybe twice a week.
Okay.
I have people down.
If I have people in the hot tub with me, I have them down to a whisper.
And I am constantly saying, hey, whisper, it's past every day.
He doesn't usually complain.
Like the one, he complained last week or before the party because I accidentally was blasting Kim Petrus out on the speakers because I didn't realize that the speakers were connected to the house and I just was, I was on the wrong speakers.
That was on me.
My bad.
I turned it off.
You know what I mean?
Every time he has mentioned anything, I'm barely in the fucking backyard.
I don't even know how to swim.
That pool is barely used.
Can I say something?
Yeah.
If you're going to live in West Hollywood, don't have cheap water.
That's what I'm saying.
You chose to live in West fucking Hollywood.
Yeah, you better have it.
You better have chosen we are.
Can I be honest with you?
This is part and parcel that most of the homes in Los Angeles are cheap flips.
And they like my house is you, a bomb could go off outside and you wouldn't hear it.
Yeah.
So anyway, I'm going to throw another party.
And I'm going to go from, and I'm going to invite, I don't know what, why, but I'm going to have a Mariachi band.
Can I be there?
Because listen, I have a gift that was given to me.
He's charming.
Genetically.
Yeah.
I can speak to the cops.
No one gets mad at him.
They used to grab me at fraternity parties and they'd be like, Will.
And I'd go out there and I'd be like, guys, how are we doing?
Good to see you again.
They see you as like a barbecue.
Like, I made sure to donate to my local police department in North Carolina.
That's awesome.
They knew me by name.
Dude, nothing pissed neighbors off when I would go out there and I'd be like, Tom, how are we?
How's the kid?
Noise complaint?
Oh, really?
We had no idea.
I'll go check.
Can you hear it out here?
I'll burn everything.
Yeah.
It must have been bass or something.
Yeah.
I'll check.
You're such a, what was the guy that was from Believe It to Beaver, Eddie Haskell?
Can I give you the number one line that will get you off with any cop for a noise complaint?
But I know you guys have to deal with so much.
I don't want to waste your time on something.
I was going.
I was going to use that line.
I don't want to waste your time.
The cops aren't going to come.
Everything I just Googled, the cops aren't going to come unless it's after 10 p.m. Los Angeles.
Can I tell you?
The cops will not show up.
Period.
Yeah.
In Los Angeles.
That's why I was about to say, you should just steal his car.
The cops are not showing up.
That's what I'm saying.
That's why I stole my Tesla back instead of calling the cops.
Yeah.
No.
Also, I had a guy trying to break in during COVID lockdown and they didn't show up for it.
No, yeah, they don't.
Okay, just so you know, how wacky this guy is.
The MAGA neighbor lady says that he's a nut job.
Okay.
Wow.
The MAGA neighbor lady.
This guy's complaining about everything.
Austin, I can't wait for you to use the line, officer.
I can only imagine what you have to deal with on a day-to-day basis.
I don't want to be your problem.
No, I'm ready for it.
Come out and be like, I'm ready for it.
But like, dude, purchase a Blue Lives Matter t-shirt.
Okay.
And when the cops show up, wear the Blue Lives Matter t-shirt.
That's big.
That's big.
But let me tell you something.
In closing, I think that there is a level of respect that you should show your neighbors.
Yeah.
Which is what I did.
I extended the olive branch.
I gave him my phone number.
I sort of bent honestly a little too much to his request to be quiet.
You missed out on one thing, though.
What?
The way to deal with neighbors like that.
Invite him to your parties.
He's 53 years old.
You do it anyway.
It's the thought.
He's a total dick.
My landlord sent him a bottle of wine.
Like he's an ass.
No, because then they get the heads up too.
And they pre-log, like, oh, this is what this is.
I would have given him a party.
And then the other thing is you give them the hours of your party.
So that way they know, oh, it ends at this stage.
Steep, he would have flipped his shit.
He would have flipped his shit.
You're just preemptively.
That's why he's such, he's so unreasonable and crazy.
So now you're flipped a shit.
You're trying to go end of the world party.
I'm going to fake the party.
I'm going to throw a, I just bought the house party.
Listen, can I throw that party for you?
You want to throw it?
I have thrown a few end of the world parties.
End of the World Party Plans00:02:24
I want pyrotechnics.
Where you know you're losing, losing a lease and you go nuclear.
I've done it.
Anyway, that's it.
I want to be very clear, though.
We tried to keep the volume at a risk.
All I'm saying is, theme party.
The theme is World Cup 2008.
Everyone gets a Vuvuzela.
Have you ever seen these clips?
Yes.
I thought about hosting just events.
I thought about renting out subleasing the event.
So now you're just throwing it out.
There's this app called like Swimmily where you can rent out pools.
Yes.
You could start renting out your pool.
Super dystopia.
Kinsinieras.
Fucking.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
We could throw Kaya a quin senior.
Yeah.
Fucking.
I would love to throw her a quince in your hand.
Swift turns 15.
That's my nightmare.
Okay.
I have a topic that I think you're going to be very interested in.
A fast fashion brand introduced a new model into their lineup.
Tell me if you recognize this new model.
Only child labor.
There's been controversy about this.
Yeah.
Oh, I saw this.
Wait, what?
I saw this.
Luigi Mangioni.
Did they pay him?
Speaking of dystopian, that shit's crazy.
Oh, my God.
I mean, what they used an AI model of Luigi Mangioni to sell fast fashion.
I mean, I'll be honest, it probably works.
I couldn't even tell.
He actually ends up like if they actually paid him, then that's awesome.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's dope as hell that they did that.
But if they didn't pay him, then it's really fucked up.
There ain't no way they pay him.
I think the Chinese government needs to do right by Luigi Mangioni and demand the Communist Party of China from the Glorious People's Republic of China.
You must offer proper compensation to Luigi Mangioni for using his likeness in this manner.
That's a take.
I'm just saying.
I have a question about Luigi.
The people's princess.
Could he have not put on a mask or something?
What?
When he killed the guy?
Yeah, like, wouldn't he have gotten away with it?
His face was covered.
Yeah, I know, but couldn't he have put on like...
Also, we don't even know if it was Luigi that did it.
Luigi Mangioni Compensation Demand00:03:52
Oh.
Do you think he'll get off?
I mean, if this was a fair system, he should be able to because of all of the...
No, no, no.
I'm saying like, there's no world in which, if we had a fair and just system where like, the mayor is doing like a, like a perp walk and uh, all of this other stuff, like so many, so many different, like powerful figures have been involved in manipulating the process yeah, which is perhaps the reason why it's tough when you do an assassination in broad daylight and they really throw the book at you allegedly allegedly um allegedly,
but but my point is there, there is a lot of there's grounds for a mistrial.
The problem is, it doesn't matter.
Yeah allegedly, and we don't even know if it was Luigi Magioni.
Wow yeah okay, he is probably the real.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of tootsie pop?
The world may never know.
The world may never know.
Okay, what are your topics?
I got no topic.
Okay, you know what?
You know what?
I'm just happy to be here.
Wait, you guys want me?
I've talk about politics.
If you want me to talk about politics well, I got that chocolate, and washing it off made me feel like i'm actively on my period.
But i'm not speak on that queen, and I think I just want about chocolate.
Blow all over your midsection.
Well, because now i'm like sticky and wettish.
Is that like a heavy flow thing?
Yeah, and so I just feel like kind of like scared that i'm bleeding through my pants but i'm not on my pants fund.
Fundamentally misunderstand periods.
Yeah well, did you know that?
They take actually three weeks, right?
No, they take a week.
Are you talking about our hormone cycles?
No, there's like a udeal phase.
I learned this.
Go ahead.
No, so name the phases, go ahead.
There's a.
If a period took three weeks, then a woman would perpetually be on her period.
They do, that's what i'm saying.
Well, he's what you're saying.
He's talking about our hormone cycles.
Oh, that's what I meant.
But, but my hormone cycles?
A lot of men in the world think that women only experience that, that all bleeding, the bleeding goes, albeit natural and beautiful part of their cycle.
It is a absolutely horrific feeling.
Yes yeah, it is a horrific feeling.
I'm trying to give you the breakdown of, and it lasts over the course of a few weeks yeah, and as men, we could not begin to understand what that would be.
So menstruation is only like that part, but then there's like ovulation and there's all these different phases that affect your body, but essentially you're just for about three weeks.
That's what i'm saying.
So three weeks every month, so you only have a week of clarity.
Yeah wait whoa whoa, what a week of clarity.
No no no, that's not what I meant.
Are you trying to say that when women are on their no no, they're not clear no, low-key.
I agree with him.
I get one week of no brain fogging.
No, that's a week of like you feel like yourself.
Yeah yeah yeah, without any issues.
No no no, everything hysterical.
Every part of this process is normal and I love it.
Choose your words very wisely.
Menstruation is one to five days, and then you have your follicular phase and that's when your hormones start like freaking out a little bit.
And then you have your ovulation, and that's when you're like horny and the men want you.
And then you have the lutheal phase where you feel like shit, is there, like a, is it?
Does birth control take care of all this?
Or uh yeah yeah, it can, depending on how bad your stuff like interesting cycle is.
But they even recommend different um, like workouts, depending on what hormone part of your hormone cycle you're in which is interesting, that is, you have a period tracker.
I, I use the aura ring, but I lost it.
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Yeah, the well here's, but apparently they're like selling it.
Yeah, the AURA ring is selling all of his data to Palancy.
Oh, my nails are, girl.
What the Us go Stained.
Oh, from food.
I can't get it out.
There's nothing.
Oh, your cake was incredible.
They just get stained.
Shout out to Cutie Cinderella's cake.
Marsh pulled that up.
Hold a cutie Cinderella.
Yeah, a lot of people don't know that about cake decorators.
Your nails just look nasty.
Okay, I have a question about your cake.
The cake was so good.
We're talking about vanilla maces.
No, we're talking about the no, no.
She made a new cake this week.
And vanilla mesa's cake was crazy.
Oh, wow.
No, this one was so sick that people thought it was AI.
Is the broom cake?
The broom cake.
What is that?
Is this a Harry Potter cake?
Oh, it's Sleeping Beauty.
Oh.
Incredible.
Now, what is next?
What is next for a cake?
I don't know.
I've been thinking of that.
I'm like, did you taste it?
Yeah, it was good.
It was yummy as vanilla.
I think that.
Oh, well, duh, Murat's wedding cake is my next cake.
I had an idea for you.
Uh-huh.
Have you ever seen the show Is It Cake?
Yeah.
Have you ever seen the Japanese version?
Uh-uh.
Marsh, pull that up.
So, Is It Cake is a show where you guess whether something is cake or not.
In the Japanese version, they make you bite whatever the cake item is.
And sometimes they'll do like old shoes.
Yep.
Yeah.
I think you need to do this, cutie Cinderella.
Okay, bro.
It's not cake.
Let it go.
That is just a show.
Why would that be cake?
Is it cake?
It was cake.
You fool.
You think you know what's cake?
You don't know what's cake.
That's cake.
I was like, the lacquer on that would be insane.
That could be cake.
It looks like cake.
Can you not smell it when you're that close?
You guess from far away.
I mean, you have to bite to confirm whether it's cake or not.
That's not cake.
I'm bringing a bunch of cupcakes over on Saturday.
Wait, why?
For Murat.
For Murat to choose his wedding cake flavor.
So pause.
What do you think about us doing a rat on this?
We could do that.
Is it cake?
Can you make like really like, could you make a shoe that looks like really like a shoe?
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
Okay.
Yeah.
I've done that.
I had an idea for a show, but I don't know.
I don't know if it's problematic or not.
Okay, pitch.
So some of the reality TV back in the early 2000s was so problematic.
That's true.
Room Raiders.
My favorite is Black White.
Okay, well, that's not what it was.
What's that?
Black White is a award-winning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was produced by Ice Cube and it was, or was it Ice T is Ice Cube?
Okay.
A Black Family Trades Places with a White Family and they did Blackface and White Face.
Oh my God.
Emmy award-winning Blackface.
That's not what I was talking about.
Emmy award-winning blackface.
Did you find, did you see Drewski's white face?
Yeah, yes.
I do want to talk about a great segue.
So it ended up being a spectacular failure, obviously, even though I think it was people just weren't ready for it.
But the white guy who does blackface is maybe predictably very racist and just keeps saying like, no, people are treating me so well as a black person.
Like, you guys are making all this racism stuff up.
And I think he even like says the M-word a couple times.
He does.
And then his family.
Yeah.
And then his family was like very embarrassed by him.
The daughter, the white daughter, the white family gets like really woke.
Goes to the same poetry.
It's awesome.
The whole suck.
The idea for your show.
It wasn't even.
It's an idea that is already an idea.
It's already happened, but I think we should bring it back.
Maybe.
What is this problematic?
It's the fucking plane.
It's straight.
The dating show where a girl goes in, but some of the guys are gay.
Is that, if I hosted that, is that problematic?
No.
I like it.
Do you think, like, do you think I'd get in trouble for that?
No.
I like it.
If a gay guy hosts it, it's different than like a multi-million hardware.
I like it.
And I also have a topic, but I'm going to only address it behind the paywall at patreon.com slash VRN because we are at an hour, folks.
All right.
Bye.
We'll see you there.
Super secret topic.
Peace, everybody.
A couple months ago, there was a big news story about how they arrested Chuck E. Cheese while on the job.
And which everybody was outraged by because it's like, come on, man.
Can you arrest not Chuck E. Cheese in front of the channel?
The guy that was in the costume.
Arrested syndrome.
Yeah.
Like, the guy that was in the costume was accused of credit card fraud.
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
Yeah, I know.
So he was accused of credit card fraud.
And everybody in the comments, including me, is like, come on, can't you wait to arrest Chucky?
After the body cam footage was released, it was even fucking