Austin Show Silences The Haters explores Taylor Swift's "15" lyrics written at 17, debating whether her relationships define her art or if dismissing them reveals internalized misogyny. The hosts critique Charlie Kirk's comments on marriage and investigate Crumble CEO Sawyer Hemsley's unverified Republican identity amidst TikTok evidence of his interests. They address Twitch view botting inflation, rehearse a superior jingle by Four of Hearts for Cutie TV, and detail the dark trajectory of child influencer Piper Raquel inspired by Ryan Kaji, ultimately questioning societal norms around fame, gender, and authenticity in digital media. [Automatically generated summary]
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Trying Something New00:02:15
We don't have mics out here.
That's okay.
Hey, fellas, how are we?
Good.
How are we, guys?
You're in the street.
Nice sound.
Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast.
Will.
I know.
Dude, you look fucking amazing.
Thank you.
What happened?
Well, I'm trying something new.
I got these pants.
Oh, my God.
Are those Song for the Mute?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Dude, I'm wearing Song for the Mute.
Oh, my God.
What?
Or not?
It's a special.
I don't know.
Yeah.
We can't afford to rocking my hair over my eyes now.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
I'm fucking hot.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's a look I've never seen before.
I love it.
You know who?
It's cool to explore new looks like this that no one else has ever tried.
That's right.
You know who also looks hot?
Maurice?
Yeah.
What?
What?
He wanted to do the Maurice suit.
He wanted to do the thing, but nobody joined in on it.
I look nothing like him.
What do you think?
I'm so sorry.
He's wearing Song for the Mute, which is our brand.
We wear Song of the Mute famously.
I am so sorry.
No one else has ever worn it.
You fucked it up, Austin.
How do you do this?
I'm so sorry.
I mean, Marsh already knows.
We can't even have a bit of a Marsh already know because he saw you.
No, it just, I thought, I don't know.
He literally just said, are you cosplaying?
I thought it was funny because he already knew.
I thought we were going to break the wall.
We could have one big moment.
Mauricio Miranda.
And then it would have been over.
I was like, oh, we can't let a bit go for three minutes.
I know.
Well, anyway, folks, it's a great day, beautiful day in sunny Los Angeles, California.
We were talking about this before you got here.
Do you ever wish that you were athletic?
Isn't this a meme?
Huh?
Isn't there a meme?
It's like some TikTok thing.
It's like a bait.
This guy sucks.
No, I think you thought I was old.
No.
The Cosplay Confusion00:02:57
But I'm up on shit.
Neither of them were.
Yeah, no, they're old.
That's crazy.
Of course, Will knows exactly what you're doing.
Okay, bro.
You're supposed to go along with it, even if you recognize Mauricio.
Stop bringing me into this.
Do you forget his middle name?
Is that why you keep stopping?
No, I got Mauricio Miranda.
They never said my middle name.
What's your middle name?
What's your middle name?
Do any of you guys know?
I don't know.
Sabrina.
We can keep it a secret.
Enrique.
No, let's.
Let him keep his mystery.
Is it Enrique?
Did I get it?
No.
Eduardo?
Okay, isn't it?
Now it's starting to be a little bit more.
Yeah, it looks like it's a good idea.
The racial undertone.
That's a problem.
Mauricio Steve Miranda.
Wait, actually.
Wait, my middle name is Steven.
What?
Oh, I got it.
With a PH.
It's in Spanish.
Estebano.
Esteban.
Esteban.
Mauricio Esteban Miranda.
Yeah.
That's right.
Well, welcome, everybody.
Hope you're doing well.
Beautiful day in sunny Los Angeles.
We're all together.
We've been together many weeks in a row.
Very proud of us.
Yeah, I know.
Candy, big accomplishment.
Will was late today.
Yeah, I literally just planned around YouTube being late.
Hold on.
They were on time.
Austin was half an hour.
I was a half hour early.
And Cutie was right on time.
I always say start without me.
I had my teeth cleaned today and it was bloody as hell.
And they told me I got a floss more.
And I said, floss more.
I don't floss at all, idiots.
Yeah, and they were like, we could tell.
You're a hypochondra and you don't floss.
We don't care about you.
Well, yeah, because it can lead to dementia.
Like, wait, and heart disease.
No, the majority of health problems come from your mouth.
I don't know why, but I just, it doesn't trigger.
I kidding me, you can die.
So, I got a pro.
I got a pro tip for all those folks that have swelly gums.
A week before your dentist's appointment, really be diligent about flossing.
Swelling goes down.
They're like, oh my God, you're taking such good care of your teeth.
Then take the year off.
That is not a good trick.
That's just tricking your healthcare professional into thinking you're doing something you're not.
But if they're not seeing anything, yeah.
And if you tell yours, if you tell your doctor that you don't drink or smoke, then they won't.
If you have like serious tooth decay or any sort of like if you have like a broken tooth or whatever, you could die.
It's so cool.
I get my teeth.
I'm fine, though.
My teeth are good.
Yeah, I got great teeth.
Besides, I need to floss more.
Yeah.
Or at all.
I should floss.
But apparently it's because I've been wearing my like Invisalign that it shifts your teeth more.
And so that you got to floss even more.
But then my Invisalign were fucked up.
And so they told me to stop wearing them and they had to order me new ones.
Okay.
Do you wear them at night?
Yeah.
I wear a Broxengar.
Does it make you feel aggressive?
No, it actually, I think it's stopped me from grinding my teeth.
And I think I've actually lost some of my chiseled jawline that I once had.
So I'm pretty pissed off.
Flossing and Teeth Problems00:04:17
You still have to.
Why, Hassan?
Why don't we care about my problems?
It's not.
I don't know if that's.
I think it's because sometimes your problems are like reverse problems.
I don't know if they're actually problems.
It's a real problem.
Grinding your teeth is a problem.
Yeah.
I think you, I think your jawline still looks great.
I was actually admiring it.
It looks chiseled.
I've been trying to do posture exercises.
By the way, you're going to give me credit for calling the Taylor Swift thing.
Oh, yeah.
We talked.
You know what's crazy?
Is Will and I were at a shoot and we were talking about it and there was this mole.
I'll call her a mole.
She was leaking all sorts of stuff.
She leaked.
But are you going to tell them?
What?
Oh, I called it.
Travis is retiring.
No, I called that they were engaged.
When?
What?
That's how that conversation started.
Oh.
You don't pay attention to me.
She does not.
She was probably thinking about her next TikTok.
I was.
She was thinking about the next TikTok story.
That's actually crazy.
I should have gotten credit for this.
I literally pulled you aside and was like, I think she went on the podcast because they're engaged and she knows that he needs to be.
Oh, well, they got engaged that night after the podcast.
So if anything, you manifested it.
Yeah, but I literally said, like, he's worried about his future career.
And so she wanted to booster him because now they're engaged.
Yeah.
The ring is big.
For those of you who don't know what we're talking about, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey have gotten engaged and Will correctly identified it because he's the one true Swifty.
I'm still a galer, obviously.
So I don't believe that this engagement is real.
More of my Swifty theories have come true than yours.
That's not true.
Unfortunately.
Oh my god.
So if you were a gay.
The numerology.
If she does the sphere, then you're literally 100%.
She's not doing the sphere.
If she does, though.
Oh my god.
Do you admit that I'm the bigger Swifty?
I won't admit that, unfortunately.
You don't have to be literally naming this.
Literally, name her albums.
Don't need to.
When you're this much of a fan, I'm more in tune with her spiritually than you.
You are more of a materialist fan, where you consume her properties.
I think we're just more of spiritual twins.
So if you're not taking the bait, if you were a fisherman, what do you think I am?
A stupid little siren out on the water, ready for you to slip my throat and hang me from the dock.
You know what my response is?
What?
Don't you wish you were athletic?
What?
Don't you wish you were athletic?
Oh.
Wait, I don't get it.
I don't either.
You tried to bait me right at the beginning of the pod.
Yeah, but it's fine when I do it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
So you literally forgot about her own bait.
I haven't been flossing.
I have early onset dementia.
If you were a galer, are you a bisexualer now?
No, the galers are like bi erasers.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
They kind of just say she's gay.
Are the galers in shambles?
Their Reddit was in shambles.
I heard there was a subreddit.
It's like they're reacting as if somebody said on Twitter that they were like their team had lost a Super Bowl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what it's like.
Well, our team did.
I mean, it's not, it's not a defeat because like there's always next year.
But like speaking for the galers, I must say I think it's a lavender arrangement.
And there's a lot of people who are.
Well, your point is like already proven wrong.
If you would want to believe that she's bi, there's also like in the in the song you love.
Hey, never made anybody love.
That's gay.
You need to calm down.
In the you need to calm down music video.
Her hair has dyed the bi flag.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, but you keep forgetting that.
I don't, I don't know because she's not bi.
That's like also a secret because I do bi invisibility.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I'm both a galer and also bisexual.
Hassan's not woke anymore.
It's not cool anymore to be woke.
Yeah.
He's anti-woke.
He's anti-gay.
I'm at the mercy of my audience.
He doesn't invite me on anything anymore.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know why you want to because you're a liar.
Oh, yeah, but he gives me like a pity invite.
He's like, oh, I guess you can sit right here.
Sit next to me while I stare at my back while I talk to my computer screen.
That's what he does.
Wow.
That's what he does.
You don't want to come on the stream.
I do want to come on the stream.
Invite me.
He would sit next to you all day every day.
I would.
Hot Takes on Bi Visibility00:16:27
For real.
I would.
Give me a little dog bowl.
What?
Okay.
Wow.
We learned something about Austin today.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That was much better than when you were doing it.
Little puffs got a kink.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I'm not into dog play or whatever they call that.
You knew what it was called.
Dog.
No, I'm not into that.
Not into that.
No, but to be, yeah, no, no, but, but yeah, we need to work on the positioning of your, your, your guest thing because it, it does feel like I'm staring at your shoulders.
But we'll work on it.
We'll work on that.
So, did anybody have anything exciting?
Yes.
Oh, I did have something exciting.
Marsh, I'm linking it to you right now.
Ladies and gentlemen, okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, somebody has been has no, You're going to be shocked at this one.
Airport.
This is a gay plane.
Folks, there is big news in the gay community.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
God forbid.
No, this is good.
This is good.
No, no.
Big news in the gay community, folks.
The Crumble Cookies CEO has come out and they have people have been looking at their follower list.
Sawyer Hemsley, this is supposed to be a big reveal of the story.
The story starts with a TikTok influencer.
Why are you cooking the story?
You just ripped it out of his hands.
Crumble CEO.
Yeah, but that, but that was making it about me.
I know, but that's the big reveal.
The Crumble CEO is a Republican.
I need you to tell me.
He's from Utah.
I know he's from Utah.
He's an ex-Mormon or Mormon, current Mormon.
Well, hold on.
The Crumble CEO has presented himself.
His name is Sawyer Hayes.
Can I say something?
He's presented himself as a Utah.
Before we move forward, Crumble Cookies fucking suck.
Oh.
He's too sweet.
I can't believe I'm saying this.
I love cookies.
Crumble cookies are far too sweet.
If you ever eat a crumble cookie, one of my favorite things about cookies is after I eat them, I feel good.
Okay, so this is the lore.
They're a tiny little sweet treat.
After I eat a crumble cookie, I feel like I want to fucking blow my goddamn brains out.
It hurts me.
It hurts me.
This place in Utah called Chip, and they do cookie delivery, just chocolate chip cookies and milk.
That's it.
And they're those big chocolate chip cookies, and they take off by a storm.
And then Crumble suddenly starts saying the chocolate chip cookies.
But their branding was so cute.
And then they added their rotating menu and it just took over by storm.
I think they're like $13.
I wish they would have just stuck with the chocolate chip.
Chocolate chip's good.
Their chocolate chip's yum, but everything else is high.
Yeah, yeah.
Every time I eat one, I feel sick.
Yeah.
So the story starts initially with the Crumble Cookie CEO, Sawyer Hemsley.
He's from Utah.
He's Mormon and also a conservative Trump supporter.
Okay.
So I didn't know.
Now there's a TikToker, a gay TikToker named Grant Gibbs.
Can you pull this up?
Grant Gibbs Crumble?
Austin has a link.
And it's interesting because I actually saw this TikTok for anything else before all of this stuff unfolded because it showed up on my For You page because I'm tapped into the gay community and what's going on there.
But it was a very convincing case that this TikToker made about Sawyer Hemsley both being a MAGA Republican and also presenting himself as straight.
Let's watch.
Okay.
After watching a video of the Crumble CEO and seeing that that's apparently a straight man.
No, it's not.
That man is so gay.
That man is gay to the gods.
There's a genetic component to sexuality, mama.
And let's just say he has the gene.
And there's no denying evolution, babe.
Oh my God.
That's a gay man.
That's a gay man.
No, he's so right.
Look at his face.
He says he got gay face, which is true.
Holy shit.
And the fact that he's not.
I don't even care.
I don't care if I'm outing a CEO with millions of dollars.
I don't give a fuck, but that's a gay man.
Y'all go look for yourselves because there's no way.
This is better than like fortune teller reading.
Look it up for yourself.
No, and then people did.
So people did.
Let's take a look.
So he clocked him.
And there's other.
Wait a minute.
Lower left hand.
That's Austin Show.
Yeah, basically.
Wait, go down?
No, that's that.
That's you.
Isn't that your photo?
No, that's not me.
I'm a little, I look, he's in great shape.
Don't get me wrong.
Oh, he will see this.
No, I said he's in great shape.
Okay.
Why would he see this?
In any case, well, we're going to get to that in a second.
Okay.
So there's a, there's more, there were more TikToks.
I did a deeper dive.
I saw basically one TikTok and I was convinced because even his pose is like, aside from the gay face that he got clocked with, which you don't have, by the way.
He does.
Don't make him feel bad.
You don't even, you don't have.
He's got a gay face.
No, you don't get reconstructive surgery.
You didn't look like you're real hungry for cock.
No, why are you?
Don't.
Like, you know, that's what I'm talking about.
What am I supposed to do?
You don't have it coverage, Jim.
No, no.
You don't have it.
You don't have it.
That's why.
Do I need to get surgery?
That's why you get banned if you say the Epsler.
That's why you would get banned.
I look more gay than you.
I mean, do you think that's true?
I can't finish it.
I can't finish it.
Try it again.
Try it again.
Do a gay face.
No.
Austin.
What is happening?
No.
Yeah, Warburn.
Warmer.
Look at your burial.
Let him have gay faces.
He did the wrist.
You can't do the wrist.
He was liberting it to try being extra gay.
Anyway, it doesn't have to.
You don't have to have it.
It's fine.
But he was also posing.
He was also posing in a very particular way that I have seen from your fans leave.
Yeah, can we go down to that shirtless photo again?
Yeah.
Gabe, we need a side-by-side comparison of Austin shirtless proteins.
I see you need one, Gabe.
I'll send it.
I've seen you do that.
So then, so then, of course.
Does he have kids?
He was forced to come out.
Wait, Marsh, you keep clicking on it like it's a real Instagram crit.
Oh, no.
He was forced to come out and say he, you know, he's here to live his truth as a gay man.
But in the process of discovery, when all the gay investigators were looking in, I'll take over now.
So, in the process of discovery, all the gay investigators were tweeting photos of his following.
And one of the tweets that took off was one that I just sent to Marsh, was by a gentle man by the name of Lucas.
And Lucas showed his following list in which he was following a lot of gay people that a lot of gays follow.
Lady Gaga, Charlie XCX, Kim Petrus, Austin Show, and Sabrina Carpenter, Adele, Hank, and Amanu Rios.
Anyways, I have to tell you, I know Sawyer because he's been following.
I mean, we've never talked, but he followed me ages ago.
Ages ago.
Is that your first name?
Yeah.
I have a question for you, Sawyer.
If you're watching, may me, Hassan, Will, and Austin run a Crumble Cookie shop for a week, please.
Austin doesn't have a cookie.
Not a week.
I take it back.
No, a day.
You want me to DM him?
Yeah.
And I would like a fear and cookie, regardless of what he said.
So, I mean, you were mean about his cookies.
Take it back so we can get a fear and cookie.
I'll do a fear and cookie that doesn't make you sick.
Half sugar.
Half sugar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think, like, that's my big problem.
I'm a huge cookie enjoyer.
I've had a lot of crumble cookies.
And let me tell you, it's a little too sweet.
It's a little listen, Sawyer.
We've got a lot to offer in this partnership.
Protein crumble cookie.
Oh, I love that.
Also, we can bring you the radical left.
It's fine.
We can do that.
We don't have the radical left, but I think Trace Lecce Protein Cookie.
Ew, Tres Leche's cookie with Deco decoration.
No, no.
I got to think about this.
Deco already looks so edible.
Let me think of our flavor.
I always want to love it.
We're going in the fall.
We would love Sawyer if you may.
We would love Pumpkin Spice.
Are we going in the fall with this?
Yes, bitch.
It's what we are.
Look at us.
Okay.
That's weird.
All right.
Sawyer, by the way, I mean, don't listen to me.
I hate sweets, so she's a better judge of this than I am.
Yeah, and I love all of them.
And you didn't copy Chip.
Sorry.
So I've been, we've been, we've been Instagram mutuals for quite some time.
And I see the buzz online about Sawyer Hemsley coming out.
Sure.
And I'm like, come out of what?
This, I found out that he was in the closet when this got you didn't clock it at all.
I thought immediately when I saw him and he followed me, I said, oh, this is a gay man.
Oh, yeah.
If somebody would have mentioned the Crumble Cookie CEO, I would have been like, oh, yeah.
No, he's gay.
Did you guys know that the Crumble CEO was gay?
The CEO of Crumble was gay.
And I would have had no idea that I was outing him.
I found out that he was in the closet.
It's like a reverse come out.
Like he was so gay that you never even considered it because I watched all these Instagram stretches.
His Instagram profile is not the profile of a man who's hiding that he's gay.
That's what I'm saying.
There was nothing about it that he was telling in the closet.
Yeah.
So when this all came up, I was like, oh, I think it's more surprising that he was outed as being MAGA.
Well, I don't know.
I still haven't seen where is this that I'm not saying it's not true.
That's where it started.
That's why they were like, you're MAGA, but you're...
Where did he get the MAGA?
Where did we get the MAGA from?
Why are you defending Sawyer?
I'm not defending him.
I'm just.
I'm defending Sawyer and his cookies.
So we can't have a fear on cookies.
I'm genuinely curious.
Like, where do we get verification that he's MAGA?
I'm not saying that he's not MAGA, but I haven't seen any verification that he's MAGA.
That's what I'm wondering.
We'll do maple brown butter.
I mean, I'm not defending him because I'm genuinely curious.
Isn't there a higher percentage chance that why he was in the closet is because he was MAGA?
I mean, potentially.
Or maybe he, I mean, I don't know.
This guy's like, he is.
Look, I have no...
I don't know.
I have no.
You got big crumble.
No, I have pain for you.
No, I have no allegiance to this man.
I also have, I'm not saying that what you're saying is untrue.
I just want to see it for yourself.
I just want to see everybody.
I'm just, I'm wondering.
Why don't you hit him up right now?
Text him right now.
Ask him who he voted for and be like, why are people saying you're MAGA?
He won't do that.
Don't make him do that.
Well, because he's asking him who he voted for.
Don't make him do that.
No, this is a message.
I wonder if he unfollowed me.
Have you guys messaged?
No, we've never messaged.
He still follows me.
He still follows you.
He follows you too, Hassan.
Oh.
Oh, boy.
Oh, he's gay.
Hassan, message him.
That's how you know.
That's what I'm like.
I don't know.
Are we sure he's a MAGA Republican?
That's how.
I don't know.
Like, he hasn't.
He has, because he follows you.
He follows Mr. B.
He follows Mr. B.
He also follows Trisha Paytas.
Which is he follows Troy Savant.
He follows Kim Petrus.
Maybe he's maybe it's woke cookies after all.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I'm genuinely curious.
Now I feel bad.
We are completely off.
I don't know if it's.
I don't know.
I'm not denying it.
I'm not confirming it.
I have no idea.
Did you?
I can't find it.
Maybe because over the past little while, there have been people online trying to define me, twist things, and share conversations in ways that feel harmful instead of letting others write my story.
I want to share it in my own words.
The truth is over the past few years, I've come to understand and accept that I'm gay.
It's taken me a long time to really process as part of myself and even longer to feel comfortable enough to say it out loud.
For most of my life, I didn't have the clarity to answer the questions or respond to the rumors.
Coming to terms with it has been overwhelming and at times scary, but it has also brought me peace, joy, authenticity that I wouldn't trade for anything.
I grew up with values and beliefs that I still deeply love and respect, which made this journey more complicated.
But I remain grateful to my, I remain grateful for my foundation, even as I work to embrace this truth about myself.
I know some people may have questions or even judgments, but my hope is that kindness, empathy, and love will lead the strength, compassion, and importance.
He sounds like a little bit of a colour.
He sounds pretty cute.
He sounds like a little.
I don't, I don't, I'm genuinely, I'm like, somebody called him, I think Grant called him MAGA, and everybody ran with it.
Maybe people said that.
I don't.
I don't, yeah, because he's Utah and grew up Mormon.
I genuinely, like, I'm sitting here because he very well could be.
I have no idea, but I haven't seen it.
As a defense attorney, you have raised reasonable doubt in my mind.
You have raised reasonable doubt.
Because I haven't seen it.
Nobody has shown me.
I even, I talked about it on stream this morning and nobody linked me anything.
They're just like, you know.
You have raised reasonable doubt that he's a MAGA Republican.
I don't know.
You have raised reasonable doubt.
So that's it.
That's awesome.
Then congrats on being gay.
Thank you.
I'm excited for our cookie.
Thank you, Sawyer, for your time.
Yeah, congrats on the gay.
Maybe he's not MAGA.
Uh-oh.
No, I just like, because if he follows me as well, like, then I don't think I have a lot of MAGA people following me.
Unless he's hate following, which is probably not.
I mean, you could check in.
Who would he follow if he was MAGA?
Check and see that.
Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Okay, check that.
Or, I mean, that's like deep cut.
Maybe Donald Trump Jr. or something.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
See if he follows any of the Trumps.
All right.
Who else has got something going on this week?
We have a story, obviously, coming from our pocket of the universe, our corner of the universe, Twitch.tv.
Oh, view botting.
View botting.
I got view botted this morning.
Wait, you did?
Yeah, I got view botted, and I was calling it out the whole time.
I said, What the fuck are you wasting your money on me for?
Wait, what did you get to?
I got up to like 10K viewers.
How come I never get view botted?
What the fuck is this shit?
Do you want to be view botted?
No, he's not allowed as his counsel.
I'm not allowing him to say that he would enjoy that.
I mean, I got view botted up to like 10K, and I was like, it was good.
It felt good, right?
It was kind of relaxing.
I was like, this is great.
I don't got to worry about it.
Yeah, the last time I got viewbotted was when we were shitting on Kig for view botting.
Weirdly enough, weird coincidence.
It was me, Pokemon, and Miski that were getting view botted.
And it was when we were in Japan.
And normally at that timeframe, I would get like 20K, but I was getting 40K.
And I'm not going to lie to you, it kind of made me feel a little good.
No, it does because the pressure's off.
But, you know, I'm just like, not too much.
You know what I mean?
Maybe a little less.
You know, not too much.
Yeah, I've never been view botted.
You've never been view botted?
I feel like I've had like hate bots.
That's not view bots.
Oh, like hate-rated?
Like, where they spam shit?
Yeah, that happens to me all the time, too.
It's never the good kind.
And those don't even count as views on the bottom.
No, they usually come in, hate, and then leave, too.
They pull them out.
Wow.
Yeah, that doesn't even count as a view.
So it's not even a good kind.
Anyway, Twitch allegedly fixes this view bot problem and then they're back like the next day.
Yeah.
Very quick workaround that some of these bot farms found, I guess.
And it's totally back now.
And people are celebrating it.
Some people are openly saying that it's happening.
But what I found really interesting is that this has kind of shifted the attention away from other live stream platforms like Rumble and Kick that are known for view botting.
And now everybody thinks like Twitch is the most rampant view botting platform out there.
Advertisers and Bot Traffic00:02:30
And even YouTube has a massive issue with view bots as well.
I have kind of a hot take here.
I'm not saying Twitch shouldn't do anything about the view botting situation, but if you're Twitch, why the fuck would you bring attention to it?
This is something that doesn't really, in the grand scheme of things, I'm not saying you leave it alone.
The ethical thing to do is to tackle the problem, but you're basically coming out telling these advertisers all the viewership that you've invested in is fake.
And we are a platform that bots and historically have a problem.
My five-hit play is that they call it out.
There's like news coverage about how the bots went away.
So now going forward, all the views are authentic, even though the bots are back.
That's what I think could be the five-hit move here.
I don't know.
Or everybody just says the bots are back and they aren't able to fix it.
So now advertisers have this question.
And if I'm an advertiser, I'm coming to the table and I'm going to spend money on Twitch.
I'm going to say, well, to what degree do I know these eyeballs are authentic?
And then I'm going to leverage that and I'm going to compound that discount and say, well, you know, I'm a little suspicious about this.
Don't white hat care in this for the advertisers.
But that's what I would do.
These advertisers are smart.
They'll use it as leverage.
Of course, any bit to save some money.
And they'll stretch it as far as they can.
The other side of this is I think it's like an industry secret or rather suspicion that like everything that you do online is botted.
Like there's so much bot traffic.
Like Twitter is 75% bots.
Really?
Yeah.
Damn.
Isn't that fucking insane?
That's wild.
Most of the stuff happening on Twitter is just bots talking to other bots.
Same with Facebook.
Facebook is openly.
Dead internet theory.
Yeah, Facebook is openly doing that with AI anyway.
Or they're just like, yeah, we have a lot of AI.
It's AI talking to other AI.
Their entire accounts dedicated to like calling this out and making fun of it, especially on Facebook.
So I think we're getting to a place where it doesn't even matter, I guess, where people are just maybe not going to place a lot of emphasis or they're just going to go, all right, it's botted.
I mean, there's also a chance that advertisers just aren't paying attention at all.
I mean, to some extent, like they just have no idea.
They're so far removed from the history.
Advertisers are people too.
They have bosses.
Right.
And so if you get great metric return on your investment, why would you ever bring it up to your boss that they could potentially be bought to use?
Well, your boss definitely doesn't know because he's all you, you, you, all you do is mean to hamstring yourself.
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Yeah.
And so like a lot of these advertisers.
Yeah.
They're looking for impressions because a lot of these mega corporations have these massive advertising budgets that they're spending and they have to spend it or they lose it.
So they're going to try to spend it and they're just looking for impressions.
They're not really tracking each individual sale.
Like if, you know, Coca-Cola, for example, advertises, they're not looking to see if that particular campaign on Twitch sold more Coke products or whatever.
They're looking for eyeballs.
Eyeballs, eyeballs.
The whole system fucking sucks.
It does.
All right, but we haven't really talked about the main story.
We briefly covered it.
We got to talk about Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift's engagement.
Uh-huh.
Yes, yes.
Travis Kelsey, three-time Super Bowl champion, one of the best tight ends in NFL right now, has gotten engaged to Taylor Swift, as Will correctly called out because he is the number one Swifty.
Thank you.
And not number one Swifties in chat.
Yeah.
Now, it's been a big news story.
I personally don't fully understand why everybody gets so excited about stuff like this, but I'm weird.
So I want to know.
I mean, can I be honest?
First of all, that's like the new American royal family.
That's what I, that's what I garnered.
Yeah.
How did you feel like emotionally when you heard the news?
Where were you?
I, it's just, it just, I really would love to play the caricature that you guys want me to be where I jumped for joy and I cried for her, of course.
I did not care.
Really?
I don't care.
I've always said this.
I'm not invested.
Oh my God.
You guys act surprised every time.
And I'm so consistent about it.
It's crazy.
What is happening?
I've always said that I'm not like invested in her relationships.
I don't care who she's dating.
I've always said this because you literally roll the tapes.
I feel like even Maddie Healy, I was like, I don't even know if Ninja was arrested for war crimes and then you call me and I'm like, yeah.
That's funny.
I feel like...
I don't even know who that is.
Her voice.
That's crazy.
She's joking.
I feel like her relationships are so tied into her musical product, though.
Yeah, but so what?
I mean, like.
No matter what, she's going to write a good song.
It doesn't matter who she's dating.
If Eminem got back on drugs, I'm pretty sure that next album would slap.
Yeah, but drugs is drugs.
But no, but that's like Taylor Swift's thing.
Taylor Swift's drug is her breakup in her relationship.
I'm a galer.
Right.
But it's not actually.
That's what you guys don't get.
That's how you're not Swifty.
She has so many songs not about breakups in a relationship.
She literally has a song about killing herself.
She's like, there's so much.
She has so much.
No, no, no.
It's not.
Anyway.
Breakup played no role in this.
Can I say something?
There is a hint of bitterness that it wasn't you.
What?
That I wasn't engaged?
To her.
Oh.
Are you jealous of Travis Kelsey?
I'm not jealous of Travis Kelsey.
But this goes along with my Galer conspiracy.
It goes along with the Galer conspiracy.
The real Galer conspiracy is that I secretly think Cutie is a Galer because she put this opinion in my mind.
I know.
I just know every opinion.
That's the thing.
I don't want to be this person.
I'm an historian on the subject.
Right.
I've lived through it.
You know every Jets.
I don't care.
You know, every Jets team.
Right, but I admit I'm a parasol.
Okay, who's your favorite player of all time?
Yeah, sure.
Terrell Rivas.
Who's he married to?
I don't know.
Go fuck yourself.
That's what I thought.
But that's what I thought.
No, Cutie.
This is the dirt.
No, it's different.
It's different.
This is the dumbest argument.
No, it's not.
It's because a relative comparison would be Tony Romo.
When Tony Romo dated someone that adversely, what's her name?
Ashley, what's her, what's her fuck?
The famous whatever.
When he was dating her, it adversely affected Ashley Simpson.
It adversely affected his football play.
So everybody cared about their relationship.
It was the talking point of every sports show.
So Taylor's relationships having such an impact on her music is absolutely relevant to this Taylor Swift fandom.
She has been, she was with Joe Allen for six years and wrote some of the saddest songs she's ever written that weren't about relationships.
I mean, they are not together anymore.
So it clearly.
But it clearly had an impact in her sadness.
Oh my God.
I'll never win this argument because you guys are very closed-minded men.
They are.
Oh, she gets your magnet.
You're trying to say that Taylor Swift does not have an overwhelming number of songs about her relationships, her breakups, and her romantic state present.
She does have a lot of songs about that.
Yeah, but so does every artist.
Bullshit.
Pull up Sabrina Carpenter right now.
Okay, so does every female artist then?
That's let's not monolith women.
Are you being sexist right now?
No, I don't.
Let's not monolith.
I know.
I feel like you're pigeonholing.
The internalized misogyny coming out of you right now is it's a lot for me to hear.
Yeah.
I don't like talking about Taylor Swift with you guys.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't like it.
I don't enjoy it.
We asked you about the biggest dude in America.
You guys are infuriating to it.
It's not like, oh, how exciting.
What flowers is she going to have?
You're like, oh my God, Kitty, did you shit yourself?
Did you shit in your little pretty pants?
You stupid little bitch that loved Taylor Swift.
Did you drink your pumpkin spice flatteen?
Kick your stupid little ugg boots in the air, you dumb little fucking cunt.
Is that what you say to me?
Man, I feel like throwing trash at her right now.
Kitty, we don't have to.
No, okay.
We don't have to talk about Taylor Swift.
You have, you have a tired of him.
You have a better segment.
Wait, do you have anything to say about it, though?
I do have, I do have shit.
It is kind of the biggest news in the United States.
There's not.
I personally feel because I keep getting asked this.
I really don't think there's much to say.
I really don't.
Are you happy?
No, I think you got a lot of smoke for the upcoming part of this part of this Taylor Swift reaction because they got to make everything political.
So right-wing content creators have decided to take on the mantle of the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey engagement and turn it into something insane.
Now, number one, Donald Trump, famous hater of Taylor Swift, now he likes her.
Well, because Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris.
Oh.
And Donald Trump, famous Taylor Swift hater, was very upset about that, very offended by that, said that she was no longer hot.
Not that anymore.
Yeah.
And had routinely talked shit about her.
But then when she found out about the engagement, he was like, oh, congratulations, whatever.
You know, Taylor Swift is married, engaged.
It's great.
But there's also one other thing I want to bring up.
March, if you can pull up my Twitter, there's a Charlie Kirk video that I want to while he's pulling it up.
Can I say something?
Yeah.
I'm very happy for them because from the other side, following Travis Kelsey, years ago, in an interview, they asked he and an offensive lineman for the Chiefs who their celebrity crushes were.
And the offensive lineman answered, and Travis Kelsey was going, let me think.
And the offensive lineman went.
And he went, what?
And he went, it's Taylor Swift.
And he's like, it's Taylor Swift.
So he's like carried a flag for her for years.
And that's so cute that they actually do like each other.
Yeah.
That's cute.
It's cute.
Okay.
Number one.
Charlie Kirk.
Number one Taylor Swift fan right here.
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah, I know that because in So High School, she actually references, she says, Do you want to marry Kiss or Kill Me?
Because they asked him in an interview if he wanted to marry Kiss or Kill Taylor Swift, Katie Perry, and then someone else.
So it's already been referenced.
Don't you worry.
Wait.
Why do you have to?
He didn't say marry Taylor, did he?
I thought he married Katie Kirk.
So he was referencing one of her songs.
She wanted to kiss Taylor Swift.
No, it was before she wrote the song about his interview.
Oh, so she already wrote songs about him.
Yeah.
So it impacted her music.
I never said it didn't.
I never said her relationships never ever impacted her music.
I didn't say that.
You can go find it.
It's like, it's like, I know I yelled for the bit, but it is actually really fucking annoying that you guys never know.
You never listen to me.
You never listen to me.
I'm sorry.
I'm listening.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Let's watch Charlie.
If you yelled at Will, just wait till you hear what Charlie Kirk has to say.
This is three minutes and 48 seconds of great stuff.
I'm going to be debating him, by the way.
I'm so excited.
I'm going.
It's coming up.
I invited myself.
Let's take a look at what Charlie had to say in the aftermath of this new arrangement.
Why Taylor Swift has been so just kind of annoyingly liberal.
God, he's ugly.
Over the last couple of years.
Is that right?
She's not yet married and she doesn't have children.
So?
I say this non-sarcastically.
I say this as a husband and a billionaire.
Having children changes you.
Getting married changes you.
Ugh.
And I hope that America's biggest pop star, marrying the pharmaceutical spokesperson.
You have to do a dig there, too.
Remember, these guys hate Travis because he did the Pfizer thing.
Taylor Swift might de-radicalize herself.
She might come back down to reality.
I want them to have lots of children.
It teaches something about yourself.
There's something so, first of all, I don't know what's wrong with his head because it's so perfectly egg-shaped.
And when you see it, you can't unsee it.
Like, it just looks so strange.
That hairline is not helping because it's the craziest widow peak of all time.
But when you hear a guy like this go, I hope she has a lot of children.
It's just like, otherwise, under different circumstances, this is like a normal thing.
Oh, I hope you have a happy, healthy relationship.
You're weirdo.
You know, wonderful babies or whatever.
When he says it like that, there is something so gross about it.
And I don't know, I can't put my finger on it.
But he has like.
I hate this.
She's a billionaire.
Oh, it gets so much worse.
Oh, it's going to get worse.
I think Taylor Swift actually was raised as a conservative that has gotten kind of caught up in this metropolitan liberal system.
Is this true?
I think her father was Republican, if I recall correctly.
Have an attachment to the conservative backbone that she was raised in, but this might reattach her in the best possible way.
And I'm not saying this sarcastically.
I've seen this happen time and time again.
When people start to get married and have children, it starts to change your politics.
It starts to clarify your worldview.
This is so stupid.
And for Taylor Swift.
This is so dumb because, like, yeah, every Democrat, every Democrat voter in the country is childless, Charlie.
You're right.
It's just somehow, it just somehow worked out that way.
You totally fucking nailed it.
When you have a child, you just become an automatic Republican voter.
Who is this for?
Is the question I have for myself all the time.
Whenever I see Charlie speak, I'm like, who is this for?
How does this make you feel so far?
I think it's crazy.
How many people watch this guy?
He's Donald Trump's number one guy.
I can't believe people watch this.
I think that's my first thought: who is listening to this guy?
Yap.
Well, it's entertainment because it's so fucking stupid.
Yeah, I guess.
All right, keep going.
Who obviously is very popular and incredibly supported?
Taylor Swift might go from a cat lady to a JD Vance supporter.
And I think we should celebrate that.
I think she'll always be a cat lady.
I think that Taylor Swift.
I think she just likes cats.
Yeah, she does.
She should have more children than she has houses.
That is my town, Taylor Swift.
I'm not being sorry.
That'd be a lot of children.
I think that if she ends up having children, she'll stop this kind of liberal endorsing Joe Biden nonsense.
And we want Taylor Swift on Team America.
We want you to leave the island of the wokies.
And we would welcome you with open arms.
Did he write this?
Is he reading what he wrote?
People on the right have been just skeptical or at least a little bit negative on Taylor Swift is literally the most popular female artist right now.
However, there's a great chance to change that.
It's a great chance for Taylor Swift now.
Look at that garden.
Get married and have a children.
You can certainly afford children.
Also, that dress she was wearing, people found it and it went like crazy.
This is the best part.
This is the most insane part.
You said she could afford children?
No, no.
Swift has been all through America and the ups and downs.
Tyranny is crazy.
Violent shaking in your home.
That is the earthquake of the pop culture.
If you hear that high-pitched scream, those are the young ladies on your block screaming.
And honestly, Pfizer pays well, baby.
I mean, Pfizer pays bills.
That is quite a razor.
I'm impressed.
Okay.
I got to be honest.
We don't know exactly how much Pfizer paid you to peddle that product.
Oh, God.
Boy.
You brought in the Benjamin, sir.
Awesome and I think he did it before.
This is so stupid because this is.
Three times in Roorwin.
This is three times in Roll War.
$110 million in career earnings.
Coming out also on a day where, like, Michael Parsons just signed a contract for $200 million, $120 million up front, and that's before endorsements.
It's like, are you really trying to pitch to middle America that NFL like perennial all-stars don't make money?
Like, come on.
No, he's, I don't even watch football, and I know all of that.
This is like the old basketball meme where they're like, when did Shaq make all this money?
Oh, college, obviously.
It's like, no, no.
No, he's just, he has to get a dig in with the Pfizer thing because he's like, he has a code to his audience that, like, Travis Kelsey's kind of a bitch because he did Pfizer.
I think it would be fun to throw a Taylor Swift engagement party.
Okay.
I'm with it.
No, you're not invited.
Am I invited?
No.
I'm the only one who supports you.
No, you don't.
Can I come?
Yeah.
How do I not support you?
Why?
Because I'm a galer.
Is that why?
You want him?
You want this guy?
You look at me in the eyes.
Why are you?
You want him?
You want him or you want me?
I want him.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to wear my bracelets.
I need to calm down.
You need to calm down.
It's not about a relationship.
Listen to that.
Travis Kelsey and Pfizer00:02:04
You said you would pee on me or something just 20 minutes ago.
I don't remember.
I just like farming those clips where I yell and then they cut it into something.
No, honestly, that one's going to do really good.
I was running out of stuff to say.
I just kept going.
Listen, this is the most insane thing.
Okay, I'm ready.
That is some impressive carrots right there.
That right there has his own zip code.
I'm impressed.
I'm impressed.
Wait.
All kidding and sarcasm aside.
I didn't think you'd say sarcastic.
This is something that I hope will make Taylor Swift more conservative.
Engage in reality more and get outside of the abstract clouds.
Reject feminism.
Submit to your husband, Taylor.
You're not in charge.
And most okay, can I say something?
I want to say something.
Charlie Kirk, meet me in the ring.
Okay.
You can fucking submit to me, Charlie.
You can come to Dartmouth and debate him and be his ass.
Oh my God, that's so embarrassing.
Look, I'm not.
Obviously, like, if you believe in this fucking crazy misogynistic worldview, so gross.
Even if you believe in this, what is this really the poster child of this?
Look how fucking ugly.
Submit to your husband.
I just, this is something that I cannot comprehend because, like, these guys must have horrible fucking lies.
I just like stand it.
Imagine imagine looking at your partner as though they were a pet.
Yeah, like committing a lifetime of partnership to the mother of your children who is raising your next of kin.
And the whole time you're thinking, like, that's cattle.
Like, that's just not a human being.
I can't even stand it.
Cutie, do you have anything?
What's cute is in the lyrics of 15, do you know that she says the line where she goes, I'm going to do it verbatim because I'll mess it up.
She says, Well, in your life, you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team, but you didn't know it at 15.
Isn't that kind of cute?
Isn't that cute?
Thinking Cattle Lyrics00:11:00
That's kind of cute.
You know what?
She wrote that song when she was 17.
Cutie.
One segment I've been in love with that you've been doing recently.
Right.
Is a little cutie TV.
And we were talking about.
Oh my God.
He literally just wants to be singing.
We were talking about it earlier on the phone, and she was telling me about a show that she watched.
And look, you've got exciting because you just want to sing the song.
Now, folks, there was a lot of controversy about my song that I sang.
A lot of controversy.
Yeah, a lot of controversy.
No, no.
And I believe I came up with the best song and the best jingle that the world has ever heard.
No, no, I really do.
I think I did.
And you know what?
Evidently, I have really figured out that the reason why.
Are you dropping a music video?
Beyond that.
No, no, no, not that.
The song didn't really get what it the hype it deserved.
Okay.
Is I need to rework it a little bit.
So if you guys would come up here, come out.
Come out of the room with me, would you?
Come out of the room?
Come with me, please.
I want to show.
I've been working on it.
I want to show you.
Awesome.
We have a podcast.
Come on.
Come out of the room.
I don't have.
Come on out of the room.
Come on out of the room, please.
Does he have a band?
We don't have mics out here.
That's okay.
Hey, fellas, how are we?
Good.
How are we, guys?
Good to see you.
Nice to see you, guys.
I'm so embarrassed.
How are we?
Good.
How are we?
Well, first of all, I'd like you guys to introduce yourselves to my podcast crew here.
Hello, we are four of hearts.
We are a four-man quartet.
How many people are in your quartet?
Four, that's right.
That's right.
Four of hearts.
Gentlemen, we have been, we have practiced this.
We have rehearsed this.
And they gave me a lot of crap for my jingle.
And I said, you know what?
We need to rework it.
We need to make it better.
We talked about this.
That's the best thing he's ever done.
You know, we came up with something fantastic.
so just like we practice, gentlemen, let's take it away.
We talked about that was the long version.
Do not blame the four of us.
This is on you.
No, no, no, no.
Gentlemen are incredible.
I thought we could condense it down just a little bit.
Okay.
We had it a little too long.
I know it.
It was a little too long.
So if we could practice, that was a little too, you know, let's go to the shorten one like we practice.
All right.
Ready?
You found your match.
Okay.
Taking it even longer than you.
Ready?
Here we go.
Yeah.
Wow, God.
How about that?
The four of them.
How about that?
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
For incredible.
I'm telling you what.
That was incredible.
Unreal.
I thought there was a second one.
Wait, there was a second one.
Yeah.
Wasn't there another one?
I thought there was an alternative.
We'll listen to anything you say.
Oh, are you talking about cutie?
Yes.
TV.
Hold that thought.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Yeah.
Cutie TV is what you're watching.
Yes!
Oh my God, that's so much better.
That's so much better!
That's the first version!
That's so much better than the first one!
Guys, I don't think we practice that much.
We did that in the car, I believe.
Oh, did you?
Well, yeah.
I mean, it was okay, but it wasn't as good as the first one.
Awesome.
That was amazing.
Are we rolling?
Awesome show.
I say this sincerely.
You have set a new bar on this podcast that we can all aspire to.
That was fabulous.
That was a 10 out of 10.
Thank you.
If anything in the comments section is anything other than how fabulous you were this episode, I will consider it a personal slight.
That was incredible.
How did you keep a lid on that?
I was sweating bullets because I kept bringing up cutie.
Because I was like, if you guys watch, if you guys watch the episode back, everything that predated this, when you guys, you guys started talking about Taylor Swift, and I was like, fuck, they're in the other room and they're just waiting.
And I was like, I was like, oh my God, I was like sweating bullets.
I was like, yeah, let's quit talking about this.
Cutie clearly doesn't want to do it.
Let's move on to QT TV.
And I kept like trying to interrupt and derail and you guys were like, no, pull up Charlie Kirk and watch that video.
And I was sweating bullets because I'm like, they knew I prepped them.
I was like, look, get here at 6.45, but just to let you know, some co-hosts are...
Wait, they were in there for an hour almost?
They were in there.
No, not too bad.
No.
I told them to cut here at 6.45 because I said, hey, some of our hosts are a little late, but I can't really tell them to be on time because I don't want them to even know there's a surprise.
So just be flexible with me.
Dude, you smashed it.
I was, dude, I was really trying to keep it together.
And that's the, you know.
Kai even played along.
Yeah, Kai didn't bark.
No, no, no, nothing.
But I was trying to get cutie to do QT TV because I just wanted to get it.
Well, now you got it.
Do you have a cutie TV?
I do have a QT TV, but how much?
Yeah.
You can't not do the QT.
You have to do the QT TV.
It's a long one.
It's a long one.
Well, we'll start.
It's a long episode.
We can start it and then maybe we'll just.
Yeah.
Second half on the Patreon.
And then you can do your version of the No, no.
I don't know.
By the way, that shouts out the Four of Hearts.
Oh, yeah.
They smash it.
Oh, they're incredible.
Incredible.
Did you send it to them beforehand?
They're the youngest guys that do a quartet in America right now.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
He's making shit out of me.
He's just saying.
Leave the quartet alone.
They are fabulous.
They were.
We had talked about this.
They watched the whole podcast segment.
No way.
And I will version.
And also, I didn't know they were going to do Will's version.
Yo!
That's funny.
I didn't know they were going to do Will's version.
No, that's unreal.
I got fucking debated.
I didn't know they practiced that.
They watched the whole segment.
Wow.
Because they told me they watched the whole segment, but they...
Yeah.
I hate to say it.
This might be one of our best episodes ever.
This might be up there with the underwear.
Yeah.
So what have you been watching?
Kitty watching.
I'm not even going to sing the jingle because they already.
We're not going to sing the jingle, but I mean, maybe I just, maybe I just give a synopsis on it here.
Yeah, because it's kind of a long one, which we don't have to, it doesn't have to be long.
We can also cut it short.
It's like one.
Essentially, you know me, documentary girl.
I watched a bad influencing.
Do you know about that?
No.
This is what's so crazy.
It's our space.
Okay.
Well, besides younger.
But essentially, long story short, and we'll have the slideshow for the Patreon.
There's this group of children that, yeah, so essentially there was a little girl who wanted to be a YouTuber because she watched Ryan open toys.
Remember that guy?
Yeah, Ryan Twerky.
Yeah.
He's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
I have never seen him light up that way.
Yeah.
For anything I've said in our life.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy because like he was like the number one guy.
He was really good at opening toys.
He was a little guy.
And I always wondered why.
And it was because like kids in India who don't have access to toys were like watching him like crazy.
Well, also, yes, that's fun.
But also kids just everywhere that didn't have parents that would buy him every toy they pointed to.
Yeah.
And sometimes people would watch that and they'd be like, they'd want that toy for Christmas.
So like Ryan was like the first child influencer besides Shirley Temple.
But then he got older and he was like no longer age appropriate for some of the toys that he was opening.
He was like no longer a baby.
And his parents were still trying to keep it going.
So he was like, does he still open toys?
I don't even know if he still does it.
Does he open like hot topic boxes now?
I haven't checked in with my boy Ryan in a while.
Now he does Adam and Eve commercials.
I don't even know.
It's like early lore.
I did a Ryan's toy review review at the Young Turkey.
Kind of feels like you are a fan.
He took 40 million views.
Wait, but he's still one day ago.
Do you understand?
Wait, but then why?
Is a profile picture of him when he was reaching ping pong?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Yeah, look at how old he is now.
Click on his latest video.
Oh my God.
But he's the views.
Oh my God.
But they use the same profile photo as the.
Yeah, look at the thumbnail.
All right, here we go.
Okay.
Alaster.
Oh, my God.
The thumbnail, they edit him to be a baby still.
Wow, shouts out, Ryan.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
They do.
Go to his top videos.
But they take his current face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
I now understand why.
I was like, what the hell is this?
No, because this is the one thing we found you're a fan of.
Well, don't say that.
No, no, no, that's what it reads.
It was fascinating that this like little child was accruing a billion views in the video.
It's not feather here, Ryan.
I did a video on him.
He doesn't know you, Lil Bro.
Probably not.
Okay.
So Ryan's world, you know, he inspired a bunch of children to be influencers.
One of these children, her name is Piper Raquel.
And her mom instantly became like her momager because she started uploading on YouTube.
Yeah.
And then essentially, her mom, you know, is a fan of watching Friends, you know, the apartment show.
And she knows that you have to have all these side characters.
So she slowly started getting side characters.
Is it Matt LeBlanc in it?
They called themselves...
No, there isn't no Matt LeBlanc, but they called themselves the Squad.
Okay.
Okay.
And it gets dark.
Singing All Loud Tonight00:02:21
Why?
What happened?
Well, the Patreon will tell it.
I'll tell you about it.
What a cliffhanger for Cutie Tan.
Awesome.
You want to do the cutie TV song to round us out?
A cutie.
A cutie TV.
Yeah.
We'll see you on the Patreon.
Patreon.com slash fear.
And ladies and gentlemen, see you on the other side.
Peace.
It's a brand new day and we're here to say we're going to sing all out to out tonight.
Some old, some news, some how do you do?
We'll even try a tag.
That's right, that's right.
Holiday will come your way.
Let all your cares just fade.
There's a new and exciting joy for you.
If you smile when you hear your song song, it's a brand new day and we're here to say we're going to sing all loud tonight.
So let's get going right away.
And we'll sing all we know tonight.
And we'll sing all we know tonight, tonight.
We'll sing all we know tonight.
Oh my.
All right.
That's amazing.
Now, guys, I want you, I'd love for you guys to give a shout out.
We're going to put a little banner below so we can show where to find you guys.
But real quick, vocal shout-out, we'll put the banner right below.
Where can they find you?
Well, on the banner has an email address.
Perfect.
You can send it to there.
Otherwise, we are part of the Barbershop Harmony Society.
And you can go on to the Barbershop Harmony Society.
You can look for us.
You can look for Masters of Harmony.
You can look for Oceanaires, which is their course.