QTCinderella and hosts dissect internet cruelty, from a Kick streamer's death to "Love Cloud" ads, before analyzing Koro syndrome and incel myths. They recount Cutie Cinderella's traumatic high school summer, where an ex-boyfriend's harassment led police to believe she intended suicide, resulting in her hospitalization, rehab, and her mother's bankruptcy. Ultimately, the episode highlights how online toxicity and personal trauma can spiral into life-altering consequences, challenging listeners to reconsider empathy in digital spaces. [Automatically generated summary]
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Cutie Gets Farther Away00:05:03
Wow!
That is awful.
What the fuck?
That's so bad.
It's not funny.
If it's not funny, I don't know why you're laughing.
I'm just so shocked.
Ladies.
Smells so good in here.
It smells delicious.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ant podcast.
We're all back together and cutie has gotten farther and farther away from me every episode.
Oh, really?
Yes.
You have.
Oh, yay.
She's back.
Why are you being nice?
I think he feels bad because last week I said that Austin's gone.
We cut the fat.
So I've got to.
You said that?
I didn't even see that.
You cut it.
Oh.
You cut that?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, why do we cut that?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, you guys excited?
Someone did it.
Sometimes it was a joke.
You know what?
Look, I can take a joke.
Okay?
I can take a joke.
That's okay.
You can say that.
That's fine.
I didn't hear that, but now I get it.
I'll be fine.
But I bet Will was the one that said we can.
I think out of all of us, if there's a ranking of who takes the jokes the worst, you would be the one.
You're the last place.
Really?
100%.
Yes.
I don't think I don't take a joke well at all.
Oh, stop trying to fucking dive on that grenade.
I think he takes a joke well.
God forbid I'm a little sensitive.
No, it's okay to be sensitive.
I just think out of all of us, you take the joke the worst.
I've gotten better at taking it.
I eat it professionally.
But out of all of us, you eat the best ass.
I knew eat it best.
That's true.
But he probably is like.
That just sounds so crazy.
No.
That sounds like it's going to be the worst of that.
Have you ever eaten ass before?
No.
I have.
See?
But I bet Austin's better than you.
I met somebody that didn't like their ass eaten the other day.
And I was like, wow, that's incredible.
We're back to the hard-hitting topic.
Austin is back this week.
I did it.
Start it.
Play this.
Play this.
Start that.
You guys ever feel like it?
I didn't start that.
If you're entering a man and the man's got a big booty.
No, come on.
Come on, y'all.
All right, before we get too crazy, Hassan Piker, I knew you were interested in this, so I went to the Dodgers game with and I got you the Demon Slayer Dodgers hat.
Dude, I love the Doors.
Is it like, okay, let me ask you this.
Yes.
If you crumple this, is that like do whatever you want?
Because I've always wondered, like, because there's hat etiquette, right?
Nah, do whatever you want.
Like the new era, like the new era snap back.
I think however you wear a hat, that's how you wear a hat.
Okay, that's very nice.
This is amazing.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Shouts out Craig.
Oh, that's amazing.
What'd you get us?
Do you guys like the Dodgers?
No, we like cool hats.
So what was I going to get you at Dodger Stadium?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's been in my pocket for the last week.
I would appreciate the effort.
I love a hot dog.
Speaking of hot dogs, you watch weapons.
I did watch weapons.
So good.
So good.
It was so amazing.
You guys didn't watch weapons, so we're not going to talk about it.
I just brought it up because you said hot dogs and everything.
We can talk about weapons, but Austin really wants a cuppy cake.
I really want, can you please tell everybody what these are?
Yeah.
They look absolutely delicious.
So I decided this week to bring everybody's favorite treats.
So Hassan's favorite treat is Tres Leches.
That's true.
Will's favorite treat is key lime pie, and Austin's favorite treat is the air.
No, I love strawberries.
I do.
I love strawberries.
Okay, never mind.
To be honest, it's fair.
I've never really talked about my favorite treatment.
Austin is a lying bitch that says that classic, that classic, like, oh, I don't want to eat anything.
And then he just picks at it until he's had like the entire cupcake.
And in the process, if you actually interfere and you go, oh, you're not eating it.
And you eat it, he gets mad at you.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what happened.
At least he pays attention to you.
Yeah.
When he pays attention.
All right.
Yeah.
To me.
I'm not a lying bitch.
I'm going to eat this.
Three milks.
I'm going to like it.
Three milks.
It's a little sticky because it's Tres Leches and it's not supposed to be a cupcake.
Cutie.
This is really difficult to get out of it.
He got it out instantly.
Oh my God.
Austin.
Ew.
What else am I supposed to do today?
Cutie, this is amazing.
You're doing what you're supposed to do.
I didn't even know Trey's Legce could be made in like cupcakes.
It's not supposed to.
I don't know how you did this.
Well, this is new tech.
Hard work, hard work and termination.
God damn.
Ew.
I don't want to sit by him.
Yeah, well.
What is this?
You've never had Trey's Leches cake?
You look like an alien eating a cupcake for the first time.
Sticky Tres Leches Cupcakes00:05:06
What happened?
Ew, it's dripping on you.
I didn't do it.
This is delicious.
Oh, my God.
You are incredible.
Thank you.
He's got three different milks in it.
Thank you.
And the reason why it's super sweet is because he's got condensed milk.
The third milk.
Will you pass me a key lime pie?
Will.
Yes, I will.
Does anybody have a napkin?
Ew, no.
I like key lime pie too.
My mom used to buy them for me.
Little baby ones.
And then she died.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Thank you, Austin.
It kind of comes across as insincere when you got Trace Legce.
Look at your fucking fingers.
This man went, oh, I'm so tired.
Well, I am.
Somebody's got to be.
Someone, goddamn it, has to be.
Y'all just move past it.
Like, she didn't just say that.
That's true.
You know?
That's true.
So, what's going on in the world, guys?
Oh, my God.
There's so much going on in the world.
I went to upstate New York.
Oh, which let me tell you is nothing like New York City.
Yeah.
It's nothing like New York City.
No, that's not upstate.
I went to Syracuse.
Wow.
I was up in Syracuse.
That's in Utah.
And pretty much.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, it was in New York.
I know, but there's a Syracuse, Utah.
I was just trying to include Utah.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Utah mention.
Well, look, upstate New York, and you could go to upstate New York and you look around and you're like, wow.
Yeah.
We really have a problem in the United States.
I mean, what?
No, I'm just like, oh, my God.
There is no healthy food anywhere.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
That's awesome.
What?
That's just, that was your big concern for Syracuse.
I mean, you're not wrong.
No, it is a, it is an absolute cold place.
It is a problem.
We have an issue.
But I went to small town America.
I went even further than Syracuse.
I went up to Ithaca.
No, I went to Cleveland, New York.
It's like that's Ohio.
What were you doing up there?
A family reunion.
Shout out to you.
Look at your geography.
It's crazy.
Thank you.
Keep going.
Had a family reunion up there, and I met some just tried and true Americans.
Yeah.
You know, just small town Americans.
What do you mean you met them?
Like at your family reunion?
Yeah.
Well, I met some of my family are small town Americans.
You never met them before?
Well, it's been like 15, 20 years.
I haven't been.
I feel like you've never.
Did anybody ask you about your career?
Are any of them excited to meet you?
No.
Well, some of them did.
And they're like, you know, they started to ask me, talk to me about what I did.
And then after the family reunion, I posted TikTok and one of my aunts, who's like in her 70s, was like, hey, it's anti-such and such from New York.
And, you know, so they didn't really understand what I do, understandably.
But, you know, I was afraid because it's very difficult.
Having sex with men, yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, do they know that you're a homosexual?
We didn't talk about it really at all.
Okay.
I didn't bring it up, but did you bring Greg Shin?
I didn't.
I left him at home.
Oh my God.
You're ashamed.
No, I'm not ashamed.
I'll be honest.
I was just like, you know, I kind of did the cost analysis and I was like, you know, I think it's just expensive to fly across the country.
And I was like, I don't, he doesn't.
He's never met them.
It's been 15 years.
You know what I mean?
Me when I'm ashamed.
No, I'm not ashamed.
I swear to God.
I wasn't ashamed.
You can come out of the closet whenever you want.
No, no, I wasn't ashamed at all.
I just didn't think he would enjoy it, really.
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
Anyway, great time, though.
Great time.
Great seeing family.
I don't think I'll see some of the.
Were there any funny stories at the family reunion?
No.
Did you tie one on?
Did you get drunk?
No, I stayed sober.
I told you.
Yeah.
You got to get hammered.
You got to get hammered.
Otherwise, there's a family reunion.
A lot of the family is just.
I don't know.
You got to get on their level.
We're going to throw back some white beers.
Well, no, they're just getting old now.
Just getting older.
You know, it's like the first family reunion where I'm like, oh, my God.
You know?
Yeah.
Anyway, but it was a good time.
Good sure.
Good time.
Small town America.
But I wanted to get the fuck back to God's country, which is in Los Angeles.
I got into Syracuse.
Yep.
The university.
And I went to see the campus.
Yep.
And they have these very complex tunnel systems there.
And I thought at first, how cool that there's a tunnel connecting the gym to the dormitory to like some of the campus halls, right?
And you can't eat the strawberries off all the time.
And I didn't understand what was going on.
Remember what I told you about this bitch?
What about her?
Look at what he's doing.
Oh, picky?
He's talking about me.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know.
Okay.
Have the strawberry.
No, continue.
You're going to have the strawberry.
No, no, no.
There's no way we eat all of them.
There's tunnel systems all over Syracuse University, right?
And I didn't understand why it was.
And then they told me it's six months out of the year.
They got six feet of snow.
I was like, nope, not going there.
Also, another industry town where the industry just basically left.
And now it's like a ghost city.
I don't know how it is now, but when I went, and it was a long time ago, I mean, I got in it like 2009.
Content Creators Lose Empathy00:10:25
Yep.
So I was visiting in 2008.
It was in a dire state of disrepair.
I mean, I was there.
When I was there, I tried to, you know, I rented a car.
I came back and I dropped my parents off at the airport because they had an earlier flight than me.
It's like four o'clock in the morning because my parents get to the airport, you know, very early people.
And I was driving around and I couldn't find a gas station that was open.
That part is normal, I think.
Really?
Next topic.
Okay.
Austin brought it up.
Next topic.
Austin brought it up.
I brought better stuff.
I brought better stuff.
But we're talking about sparse gas stations.
I'm buzzering.
I'm not the one who brought it up.
You add it on.
No, it had a good run.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Okay, I got stuff if you want.
Kickstreamer.
Oh, there was a French team of kickstreamers.
And it turns out.
I don't get what that means.
Like a French.
You know, I've only read a few things about it.
You know what team of streamers?
Like a group.
Okay.
It's like an org.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
They're not like, I don't think they're officially an org, but they have like an unofficial name for themselves.
But basically, they were trying to do a sub-a-thon marathon style situation where they were live streaming the entire time for 10 days straight.
And in the process of those 10 days, one of those two streamers actually passed away live on camera.
He's a 46-year-old.
And it turns out that apparently he was being tortured fairly brutally for not just the 10-day process where they were live streaming, but even far before that for a couple of years at this point.
On the stream?
Yeah.
Huh.
Yeah.
And it's, I mean, he had some mental health complications to begin with already.
He was 46 years old.
He felt lonely.
He sent text messages to his mom.
Like one of the last text messages he sent to his mom was like, I feel like I'm a hostage here.
I can't get out of the situation.
They had a lot of power over him where they basically kept lording over the power that they had over him, saying like, you know, you owe us.
We own the house that you live in.
We kick you out.
Like, you'll be out in the streets by yourself.
Like, you'll be homeless.
And things of that nature to basically manipulate in the most evil way, torture this person.
And the reason why I'm bringing this up is not to say, you know, kick bad, which obviously it is.
This is a website where things like this happen quite frequently and there's not really a lot of moderation that's taking place on the website.
It's famous for this kind of thing.
But the reason why I'm bringing it up is like, I feel like the internet is making us a cruel, a crueler society.
We've always had a mean streak as human beings.
Obviously, we've done horrifying acts of violence to one another historically, but it does seem to me like there is this very damaging meta chasing amongst content creators who just tune out like a normal human function, empathy, the capacity to feel for another human being in an effort to pursue clicks.
And I do think that with Twitter especially, but now with Kik as well, and this is having like secondary impact and even on platforms like we're on, like Twitch and YouTube, I feel like people are being ruthless to one another for the sake of chasing clicks.
What do you guys think?
I think that's a tale as old as time.
I think what has changed is the audience's reaction to it.
I think there was a time where when something like this happened, once it reaches that lunatic fringe threshold of someone actually losing their life, the reaction would be like fairly consistent across the board, pretty ubiquitous.
Oh my God, what a tragedy.
Whereas we're seeing a lot of kind of spikes of people being like, huh?
And I think that's different.
Really?
Yeah, I don't even realize that.
I don't think creators taking advantage of people is new.
Like, if you want to go back to Japan, life of prizes, like that is a very equivalent situation that essentially destroyed a man's life.
And even further back, like if you look at, you know, the silver screen age of Hollywood, they weren't really nice to the talent back then, especially women.
No.
But I do think the fact that the audience knows, like we've peered behind the curtain now in such a profound way and it doesn't seem to move the needle.
Or if it does, it's so momentary and we move on and that's shocking.
I feel like we are losing the capacity for shame, which, you know, one might say we never really had.
But I'm reminded of like Logan Paul, Japan incident, right?
Like he goes and he's like deliberately being annoying in the streets, but then he goes to the suicide force and he films a person who has taken his own life.
And that's this, that's this major moment where like, good morning America is doing a news hit about this sort of thing.
And there's a lot of condemnations.
There's an apology.
This doesn't really do anything to Logan Paul's career in the long run, but like there was a moment where we took a brief pause and said, what the fuck are we doing?
Like we need to not do that.
Right.
And I don't see that right now.
And I feel like it's, it's, there's something different, it feels like you're absolutely right.
You nailed it when you said it's more so the reception.
I think at least there was like a brief period for like a 10, 20 year timeframe where like at least the reception of actions like this was was met with a lot of force and met with a lot of pushback.
And I think that like social stigma associated with behaving like this, behaving like as an evil monster, is what kind of kept the monsters at bay.
And now it's marketable.
Now it's not only something that you don't have to hide in shame when you're enjoying or doing, but it also feels like it's something that can be very rewarding.
And I think a lot of other content creators see that and they only care about clicks.
So they just.
Will repeat bad behavior like this and maybe even escalate, is what i'm worried about.
So nothing has happened to this group.
Didn't they get banned on kick or something?
I think I think this is no.
No no, i'm not saying I laughed.
I laughed because it's just crazy that that's what it took to get banned.
I think this situation is ongoing.
Yeah, the authorities were warned ahead of time and I, from what I understand, the um, while the authorities were uh were were uh were, were warned in advance, like many months prior.
As a matter of fact, uh to so were people watching this, like because you said, this went on for a while.
Were people watching this and calling the police?
And the police weren't doing anything?
Um the, the the last 10-day sequence was watched by people, but i'm saying like before, there were other French streamers as well who had called out this bad behavior uh uh, and and even I, I believe there's like a like there was a French government official that was warned ahead of time and said it's not a top priority for us um so, so there's some questions there as well, and the police actually did uh conduct somewhat of an investigation immediately after this uh, after this untimely death uh,
with two of the content creators in the group and then they released them and now you know they've lawyered up, of course, and I believe the investigations are ongoing.
Um, here is the NEW YORK Times article.
Says, what did you pull up?
Yeah, adding that the probable cause of death appeared to be medical or toxological, and uh, so there's there's some questions there as well.
It's like uh, did this person uh, die directly as a consequence of the torture he was withstanding, or was there another reason and like, and that these guys are absolved?
Should they be absolved if they created the conditions for his death?
Uh, so there, there are a lot of questions in that regard as well.
Scary, I think.
It's like uh uh, I think my thing is, I feel like it's got to be on the platforms to fucking do something about this.
You know, like it's just so.
You know, this is a much lighter lighter lighter, uh version of this, but I, I went on my site visit of stream for Streamer Awards today, and so then I come back and i'm on my stream and i'm yapping and i'm telling my stream about Streamer Awards and they're like, cutie, what if you?
What happens if someone who's like bigoted gets nominated for an award and it's one of those things that's really tough and i'm like well, I hope that the if they're that bigoted, that the platform will ban them and then they can't get the stream hours to get nominated.
You know, like I can't.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
I, you're right, a book 50 with you.
The platform is not banned.
But I think it's sad.
I think it's like, I think it's crazy that that you can just be so hateful and you, that's what makes you money like.
It blows my mind.
It's a hard position for you to be in because you have to be is like yeah, neutral and objective.
Or listen Cutie, Cinderella is not neutral streamer awards, is you?
But the show that you run has to be like.
You know yeah, told me I would be winning streamer of the year every year if it was up to her.
Yeah yeah, she's not neutral at all on that.
Yeah okay yeah, this guy, this guy yeah, i'm her favorite.
Well yeah, it's freaking depressing, it's very depressing.
I hope the police do something.
I hope the police get them good and I hope that.
I hope, you know, I also hope that these platforms get held liable too, because maybe then they'll get their shit put together.
You know see, that's the other part of the equation is, I feel like there isn't a lot of initiative being taken by politicians.
One because they're old as and they don't really fully understand it at all.
Yeah, this is like a totally alien universe to them.
And I think the other reason is because some of these platforms are very wealthy and they can lobby the government or they can withstand any sort of like regulatory mechanism that might harm them.
So silly, because, like Stake, the crypto gambling casino, that is the, the engine, like the economic engine that drives Kick as a platform.
Uh, even created Kick as a platform partially for marketing purposes, because there is some regulation in terms of marketing in uh, a lot of these uh, in a lot of these different like athletic competitions, things like Formula One, so Stake can't put their own steak logo on a Formula One car, but they can put a kick logo on a Formula One car, so they use that.
Paying To Fuck In The Sky00:14:59
Oh, that's interesting.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, so it's basically like they're, they're it's the casino's like uh, brand friendly version.
It's like Mrs Fields making weed products under a different name.
That's awesome.
She should do that.
No, she does.
Oh, she does.
Wait, what?
What is it called?
Uh, you can look it up.
It's called.
I'm not.
I'm not blowing up Mrs. She Makes, I hate, no snitch.
That's crazy.
I didn't know that.
That's cool.
Mrs Fields kind of has she's got some cred now, some Shree cred.
Yeah, I think she's cool.
Yeah well, terrific.
What?
Yes, it's horrific okay, next story, yeah um well uh Gabe, I did send.
Are you on Marsh's?
Uh, discord?
I discovered something so interesting um, and it is in the plane world, but it's it's, it's a little hold on, it's a little, it's a little different.
Have you guys ever wanted to join the MILE HIGH CLUB?
No no sure okay well, now you can.
Oh, my god, that's right.
There is an ad, or you know, is this a series?
I found there is a place, though there is a place i've heard yeah, they do the 30 minute called Love Cloud, where you can get in a plane, have sex in the back of the plane, join the MILE HIGH CLUB.
Horrible and what.
This is a nightmare, this does not count.
You want to have sex in a, in a bed that people just always have sex with after you go through security.
I'm just, i'm just like, can you imagine there's no security?
You're significant.
You gotta get on a plane and the pilots are like hey, have a good time back, and they're just playing you.
Look at this, look at this, look at this the guys.
It's like a propeller plane.
That makes me want to kill myself.
It's like a propeller plane.
Okay, it's not like the.
I hate to break this news to you.
Yeah, but your tick tock has clocked you as like a 47 year old wine mom.
Oh, that's.
This is like the most gen X coded tick tock I could have ever seen in my damn life.
This is like shit.
That is mostly on facebook.
I had this, my tick tock, just think so.
I had a question.
This is what I saw on tick tock.
This is, oh god, the water.
This is what I said, wait, I want to see.
This is what I saw.
This is what I saw.
I want to see awesome.
This is literally for, like the bored housewives of, like a dude that owns a ranch.
Maybe it's because I was in a fraternity and I know what it's like to have someone have sex in your bed.
The idea here was not to endorse this particular project.
No, let's endorse it.
It was just the I'm giving you my genuine reaction.
No, it was just the idea that you can go do this.
Get Hep C from somewhere else.
I'm saying you shit.
Justin, I'm not going to lie.
It kind of feels like you're on board with me.
Hey, we're on board over here.
God forbid we want to fuck in the sky.
Yeah, God forbid.
I think it'd be kind of cool.
Push play.
You go to a hotel.
Hold on, wait.
Stop.
Stop.
What?
You guys go to hotels.
Do you have sex in hotels?
In beds and hotels?
Are you comparing a hotel bedroom that gets cleaned every fucking day?
This thing will definitely get cleaned.
I've never had sex at a hotel ever.
And you're like, but not for many years.
Oh, come on.
No.
I have sex every time I'm at a hotel.
Yeah, we know.
You got like a hotel thing.
Yeah.
But like, that's on you.
The church room is very inviting for that kind of thing.
I'm sure they clean it.
Okay.
Let's watch this.
This looks nice.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I know it.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Okay, you know what I love about these guys?
I am cringing.
Wait, how much does it cost?
Will we go to their website?
Yeah, I link the website.
You guys get 10% off now with code Fear.
Dude, just the pilots.
Can you go back to that video, please?
This man right here is our version, America's version of the guy that goes to like Ibiva as a British pensioner.
Okay.
This is a rare Pokemon that's not so rare in the Midwest.
But I love guys like this.
Because I feel like we don't have this.
Oh my God, can I admit something?
What?
All planned sex is gross to me.
Planned sex.
Sex should always be spontaneous.
I don't know.
What if I'm tired?
I mean, then don't have sex.
Oh, great.
I hate like the mouth.
Whenever I hear a couple or like some movie people be like, Wednesday is when we have sex.
Like that makes me want to fucking vomit.
See, is it?
So, I agree with you, Will.
Can we role play for a second?
No.
Honey, wouldn't it be so fun to have sex in an airplane on Wednesday at 2 p.m.
Feel my penis retracting into my body cabinet?
Honey, but the airplane.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Honey.
Maybe they just, maybe they could, maybe you could book like a day.
No, can I, my greatest if you go, you know, is becoming like one of those wife guys who's like begging for sex.
There's nothing more pathetic to me than a man who's like, can I get some sex, please?
Damn.
So you're, you don't like will you pull up their prices?
I want to know their prices.
I also want to scroll through their social media a little bit.
We glanced over it.
I guess nobody cares about the MAGA Luff Boys.
You know what I mean?
Like the dudes.
I don't care about the dudes.
Let's look at the bedroom.
Look, look, look.
Oh, Austin really fucks with this, bro.
Heavy.
Wait, here's the ad.
Everyone, chill out.
It's audio only.
No, you play that so you can scroll through the website and listen to the music.
See?
Look at that.
Now absolutely experience.
Can you please pause the music?
I don't want to get it.
What the hell?
That person worked really hard on that.
Can you slow down a little bit?
Okay, go the first one.
Oh, there's the bed.
They're not even shams on those pillows.
Welcome.
Those are decorative throwbacks.
Bros covered in human jackets.
There's also nothing separating you with the pilot.
Excuse me.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
I can't.
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This is a worse aviation incident for Willen 9-11.
Look at his face.
You know what's crazy is that in Las Vegas during the summer, the updrafts are so violent that the turbulence.
No, but it wouldn't even be.
Wait, they have wedding vow renewal flights in the same cum sheets as the Mile High Club.
I think they probably watch.
I think this is a more shameful experience than masturbating in an airplane.
A thousand bucks.
I don't know.
Wait, there's three tiers.
There's the gold tier, the copper tier, and the silver tier.
30-minute flight.
What if you're not done?
What if you.
Are they going to stop you?
You know?
Wants to do a soul.
Tantric Tim over here having sex for eight hours.
If anything, so the copper flight is one that's only 30 minutes, and the gold is an hour.
Oh, that's in a jet.
So they changed the plane.
So one's a jet, one's a prop.
Oh, interesting.
One course dinner.
You can do a wow, 60 minutes.
Wait, one course?
Is there a hamburger?
They just throw it at you.
They're like, come on, keep fucking.
Who's serving?
Also, can I say something?
What?
If I'm going to fuck, I'm not eating.
Well, then don't get, then you can get the gold tier, Will.
No, but the purpose of this is fucking.
No, you don't know.
But no, you fucking.
Those are for the Mormons.
Oh, well, I'm okay.
You fuck and then you got Netflix and you watch Netflix afterwards.
I think it's nice, but I do think you can.
Who are you speaking to?
You would never do this in a million years.
I'm just trying to make my friend feel better about his ideas.
No, he should feel gross.
Yo, I'm not endorsing this.
I just thought it was fucking wild.
I didn't want to do this.
I thought it was fucking wild that you could fuck in the sky.
Yeah, yeah.
How cool is that?
Even the way you're presenting.
Can I make sure I mention something?
I think anytime you rent a jet, you can fuck in it.
Yeah, you don't have to get the fuck jet.
You can just rent an expensive plate and fucking it.
Yeah, but this is much cheaper alternative, I assume.
Yeah.
I do think this is cheaper.
Yeah.
I mean, you.
Well, they're doing a loop around Vegas.
Yeah.
Instead, like, why won't they let you fuck and like fly you to Los Angeles or something?
I mean, that one.
Now I'd be more into it.
That one has a bed.
Like, they don't maybe.
You know what I think would be cooler?
Yeah.
Follow me on this one.
Uh-huh.
I get a plane LA to Vegas, and instead of fucking on it, they just pack it full of strippers.
And then you fuck the strippers?
No, we just watch.
For what, though?
Once they take their top off, it's like there's nothing left to see.
Well, they could take their pussy out.
Once they're naked, there's no joining.
What do you mean?
Wait a minute.
So you're okay with the fuck plane, but you're not okay with the stripping plane?
Yeah, because 15 minutes in, they're all naked.
I'm like, now what?
That's a quick, it's a quick flight.
It's like 30 minutes.
Yeah, but now what?
I'm having a drink.
Fin, what?
Wait, I mean, Hooter's air did actually.
The problem is, is if you look at a naked person for too long, then you start seeing the weird stuff.
Like all the imperfections.
I've never seen your boyfriend Flaccid in your entire life.
Yes, I have.
I just thought it was funny to say, ruined my fourth wall.
You lied to me?
Yeah, and I'll do it again.
Yeah, she does lie a lot.
Wow.
That's true.
I don't know why.
But, you know, you stare at people and like you stare at a stripper too long.
You start seeing like the bumps on the nipples.
You're like, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Is that what you do when you go to a show club?
You just stare at the nipples bumps?
No, I check their asshole for hair.
Cutie.
Who wouldn't?
I mean, I'm not.
Now I'm going to start looking for it.
I don't know.
Sometimes you check the stubble.
You're like, how good is she waxed?
Or laser?
You've been to a strip club before?
Oh, I've done everything.
Oh.
Were you a stripper?
Were you a stripper?
No.
Why did you say it like that?
She's been hanging out with vanilla maze so much.
She thinks she's vanilla maze now.
I'm not vanilla maze.
I'm not cool enough or nice enough.
I'll never be nice to you.
You won't be able to bring that back up.
I want to look at more of their TikToks.
Oh, my God.
I want to see two more.
Just like, I find these fascinating.
The demographic profile that costs for this is very good.
Wait, what's that one?
What's that one that says warning?
Oh, my God.
Are those even air safe?
Oh.
Good shot, girl.
No.
My phone's ringing.
Of course, my phone.
Oh, that's my air.
Where is my phone?
What is happening?
Come on, girls.
Where's my phone at?
Oh, what is this?
Oh, here you are.
Hello, Lafayette.
This margarita, how many help you?
I got my dumb question.
My girlfriend just woke up with me.
Hello, Her.
Do you guys provide the sexual partner?
Uh, yes, of course.
Let me look at our Cadillac, sir.
Give me a moment.
Yes.
So we have vanilla, uh, coffee, fried rice, or tea.
Pause!
Which one would you call?
Pause!
This is a fucking cat house plane, Austin.
What?
This is a prostitution play!
I also think they might be racist.
I didn't look past the first TikTok!
This is a fucking cat house plane!
Oh my god!
It's a bunny ranch in the sky.
It's a bunny ranch in the sky.
Oh my god, I didn't even look at the website.
Well, look at the website.
You can get married on the street.
Is your voice getting so because I'm gonna write a song about this one day?
Wait, wait, wait.
The bunny ranch in the sky.
Hey, we're looping arms.
Put that back.
I wasn't sure.
I wasn't sure.
What the hell?
So, wait, so this is for prostitutes?
Well, I support sex workers.
Wait, keep pushing play.
I want to see what happens.
What more races can she say with food choices?
Oh, perfect choice.
Would you like big TVs or little TVs?
Come on, Day.
Big TV, little video.
Wonderful.
Okay, that's all set up for you.
Do you believe everything you see on the internet?
Don't.
We're all about a romantic, spicy date night.
Pause it.
We got a fucking dad.
We got Judah.
I thought it was a...
It's a romantic date.
It's a prostitution.
Questions.
That is a double blind, though.
If you make a racist joke, but then say it was a joke, is it still racist?
I bet you want to know.
That's why I'm asking.
Yeah.
And what did you say this week?
What is going on?
I'm just asking.
That's crazy.
I don't know what to think anymore.
I think are they like being like, you can pay to fuck in the sky?
Just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
No, I don't think they provide the girls.
I think it's BYO bitch.
That's crazy.
B-Y-O-B.
B-Y-O-B- or B-Y-O.
I've been free.
You can't, Austin, you can't lick your fingers and wipe them on the table.
This isn't an absorbing.
I don't have any other options, cutie.
This napkin is soaked.
Ew.
We are out of sorts.
This story actually is a very good segue for my story because it's making me feel a certain kind of way.
Breaked up.
Well, something like that.
Fucking.
This is America Me Up.
Bing Bang Boom.
Zap, Zap, Zap.
Masers.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Pause.
What the fuck was that?
That was an old drunk man going on his porch taking his top off.
And he's sad because Ozzy died.
Guys, this week's America Me Up, unfortunately, has very little to do with the United States.
The Penis Shrinking Epidemic00:14:50
Mental disorders explained.
What is this?
An intervention?
Just go full screen before they read anything more.
I came across...
a mental disorder that was so fascinating to me that I couldn't.
I couldn't get past it, and I've been reading about it all week.
Oh my god Will.
So you're so stupid.
This is called Coro.
Has anybody ever heard of Coro?
I've never heard.
No, it's also after.
You tell us about it.
Penis syndrome oh my god, I have that.
My penis is tiny.
You do have a little penis.
You have a clitoris.
This is not a penis.
So this is a mental disorder that spread like a wildfire across South Asia.
Go ahead and play some of this.
I'm it's fascinating.
You can skip the very long intro.
Oh no, this is a jam.
Are you kidding me?
You know this is a really good video.
Why is it like our intro?
Hey wait, I think that hand thing was actually from our intro.
Yeah, strong emotional reaction.
What is it?
Oh style, my penis is shrinking.
Coral shrinking penis syndrome.
I'm Professor Grammy Austin.
That's a.
That's crazy.
Whiplash crazy, five minute mental health disorders.
I'm going to be talking about Coro, or the strange belief that your penis is shrinking and being drawn back inside your body.
I can feel it doing it right now.
Oh interesting, it's crazy.
Coro is a culture-bound psychological condition first described in China and Southeast Asia, in rural, undereducated populations with strong beliefs in the supernatural.
It occurs as individual cases and in small-scale epidemics and causes immense distress and anxiety to men who become terrified that they're going to die because something is pulling their penis upwards and into their body.
What occasional cases of men developing Coro-like beliefs have also been reported in Africa, Europe and North America?
Pause for a second.
The one rare incident of Coro in North America is when you're with a man with a big booty.
Yes actually, one of the symptoms is frequent urination and stress and having to sit down when you pee.
This is why you brought no, but no, this ain't talking about me.
I was talking about my penis looking bigger, not smaller.
The inverse of that is when you're with a big booty yes, when you're with a big booty man no, I did not bring this for you okay, I just thought this is absolutely fascinating okay, go ahead.
To occur in people with clear signs disguised, very disgusting, normally associated with a fear of impending death.
The term has also been extended to women who develop distressing fears, their nipples are being drawn inwards or their labia are shrinking.
Pause, I can feel it.
Are your nipples getting indented?
Yeah, I mean, I do understand this phenomenon because I think that no I, I have been with a big booty man, but like I think that men me too.
Yeah, You have, you know, we talked about this, but big, good penis days, bad penis days.
Some days you could look and be like, oh my God, it's shrinking.
It's just only going to continue.
Right.
So I could see how people could develop this psychosis.
Cool.
You go in the cold water and you come out.
Your shit's not hanging.
Yep.
No, it's not.
It's not hanging left.
Nope.
Not hanging at all.
The first description of Koro was in 1895 by J.C. Blanc, a Dutch colonial medical officer.
It is commonly stated that Koro is a Malay word for the head of a turtle.
Nice idea, but completely wrong.
Korot is actually a word from the languages of Sulawesi in Indonesia, meaning to shrink.
The Cantonese equivalent is shook yong, and the first known medical reference using this term predates Koro by 30 years.
So pause.
How the fuck did you find this?
In my travels.
They don't do a good enough job of explaining it in this video, but this is like a worldwide epidemic.
Like it is, it is popped up in different regions around the world where men have a mental disorder that they think their penis is being pulled up into their body and it will eventually kill them.
Okay, but it's not.
It's going to stab their guts.
Yes.
But it's not.
You look at your penis.
That's how you solve it.
Fixed.
But it's a mental disorder.
That's not.
But a lot of us.
You're talking to two hypochondriacs.
We're talking to two hypochondriacs.
Here, as hypochondriacs, we can't see inside our body.
That's what freaks us out.
I don't have the mental disorder.
Yeah.
No, we can't see inside our body.
You can't convince me that I have a fungal infection on my toes because I can see my tongue.
Exactly.
You can't convince me that I don't have colon cancer because I can't see it.
He can't see my colon.
And I can't, you know, I have to go do the test.
I could convince him right now that he has a brain amoeba because some steam from his shower went up his nose and he could spiral.
I wouldn't do that, but I could.
Is it any shower?
You'll be fine.
Okay.
All right.
Because I have been have been a little foggy.
My brain fog has been a little bit.
There's no cure for brain amoebas.
You just die in 12 days.
What's the first symptom?
Headache.
Yay.
Headache and fever.
Oh, I don't have that.
Okay.
Are you for real?
Is that what it is?
I know a lot about brain amoebas.
Why?
Only one person has ever gotten it from a shower, though.
Okay.
But two people have gotten it from netty pots.
I know.
I don't need that.
And most people have gotten it from water in Texas or Florida.
Hot water.
The sediment settles.
And then a bunch of amoebas live down there.
And then you jump in in the summer and it's nice and warm and all these amoebas have been having babies.
And then you jump down and you splish splash and it goes up your nose and then it goes to your brain and fucking kills you.
Wow.
Survival rate is less than 0.00001%.
Wow, brainoid.
Nobody survives.
Yeah.
Okay.
How does it affect people?
Typically, people experience Koro as acute anxiety, which can last for several hours with sweating, shortness of breath, tremors, chest pain, or even diarrhea.
I mean, most cases affecting people from an ethnic Chinese background are associated with a sense of abdominal pull.
That something is drawing the penis inwards and the fear that if it disappears inside, they will die.
Okay.
This can lead to frantic efforts to make sure it doesn't disappear by pulling on it, tying string around it, or tying weights onto it.
The panic produces confusion.
He doesn't go into this, but there is a whole myriad of devices that they have used to extract the penis from the body canal because of Koro, like phantom.
They just chop it off?
No, they pull it.
They attach weights to it to yank it.
So they're lengthening it.
Well, what's a Gith Yankee?
A Gith Yankee is a race from Dungeons and Dragons.
So what?
Why was that in your mind?
Because I like it.
I like that word a lot.
So Will.
Yes.
Does this video explain everything?
Pretty much.
Okay.
Let's keep it rolling.
Okay.
That attempts at suicide are not unknown.
Attempts at suicide?
In the 1990s, an epidemic of anxiety about genital shrinkage was reported in West Africa.
There, however, affected individuals interpreted the experience as someone stealing their penises and spiritual essence, and this was bound up with traditional spirit beliefs or juju.
In Benin, five people were burned and hacked to death when mobs attacked individuals accused of penis theft.
Yeah, pause.
Dude, there was a wave of penis.
That is the worst.
That is the worst way to go out.
They're calling you a dick stealer while you're there chopping you up.
Yes, they were asserting that you used juju to steal someone's penis from them.
But like they still got their dick.
And now you're dead.
How did they prove that it was them stealing the penis?
I don't think there's a due process here.
Well, obviously not.
I don't think they failed in their round of appeals.
What sort of suspicion did they have to get to that point?
I know there was no due process, but I'm just curious to what, like, what, what would even a penis, what would they say?
Blind accusations, kind of like the Salem witch trials.
Oh.
Yeah.
Penis thief.
Penis thief.
Salem dick trials.
Okay, how common is it?
It is very rare in the West, less common in China than it used to be as education and social conditions have improved, but it remains a problem in remote areas of Indonesia.
Everyday problem in Indonesia.
Was that a dead person's determinist, however?
Why are they showing that totally irrelevant funeral practice tradition?
Outbreaks affecting thousands of people occurred in China at times of increased social tension, such as the Civil War and Cultural Revolution.
Damn.
In Singapore, in 1996.
Pause for a second.
They were saying like dicks were getting stolen during the Cultural Revolution.
Yes.
And this is like one of the biggest outbreaks right here in Singapore.
I'm still confused why we saw those dead people.
That's just a very interesting funeral practice.
I forget where.
They do it all around the world, actually.
They have different versions of it, but they will put your clothes on and they'll prop you up.
Until you wither away?
I think so.
I think there's some word off penis thieves.
At that point, it's a bygone.
If you die, I'll make sure your corpse looks skinty.
Thank you.
Well, I probably would because I'm skinny right now.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Go ahead and play.
This is where it gets real spicy.
Oh, it's not spicy yet.
This is the most recent.
Yeah, so go ahead.
We're affected when newspapers reported that people had developed symptoms after eating meat from pigs vaccinated against swine flu.
Numbers increased further after a report that an inoculated pig had died from penile.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what to do.
That was one of the penis shrinking devices.
Eventually died down when government and medical officials made public announcements explaining that their fears were groundless.
All right.
Pause.
You love vaccine hesitancy stories.
Yeah.
So one of them in Indonesia is because Singapore and Indonesia is because of coral.
Yeah.
I see that.
I don't know how the fuck they arrived at that conclusion, though.
Well, if your penis is shrinking, you're doing anything.
I just don't understand how like a bunch of men in different parts of the world all get together and they're like, yo, my dick is shrinking.
And then another guy's like, me too.
And then it becomes this like epidemic.
It's like vampires.
It's like, how did this legend get to so many places?
Also, the easiest solution is to just look down and notice that your penis is still there.
What if your penis looks a little smaller that day?
Well, then you get hard.
You know what I mean?
You didn't have to act it out.
Well, I mean, that's what you got to do.
All right, well, we can see what causes it now.
You're doing it.
Okay.
Oh, you missed it.
I want to sit by him.
I'm just saying that's what you got to do.
You get hard and you're like, oh, shit, it's still there.
He's just a guy on the bus jerking off.
So what causes it?
There are many theories to explain it.
One is that Koro arises from traditional cultural beliefs that during normal vaginal sex, a healthy exchange of yang and yin humors takes place.
But with masturbation and nocturnal emissions, this cannot occur.
And the unbalanced loss of yang humor produces coro.
Incels.
Incels.
Ha ha.
A study from Hong Kong found a preponderance of personality traits indicating a slow, shy, self-effacing, and nervous temperament, not endowed with much intelligence.
This guy's lying often dependent on their mothers.
And his lady killed.
Or fears of inadequacy were common.
In the Singapore epidemic, all of those affected had heard of the Coro syndrome and seen media coverage of the outbreak, suggesting that it was an example of mass hysteria or what is now called mass psychogenic disorder.
The conviction that one's genitals are shrinking can also occur in anxiety, schizophrenia, psychotic depression, heroin withdrawal, neurosyphilis, hypochondriasis, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and body dysmorphic disorder.
How about some of those?
All right, that's where I want to stop.
I thought this was fascinating.
I have something about theories that men have about genitalia.
What's that?
Did you guys know that incels, some incels in these black pill forums believe that the female vagina gets larger every single time they have sex with another partner?
And for some weird reason, I don't know why it doesn't work for the same partner, but apparently the vagina doesn't expand with the same partner over and over again.
But if a woman has multiple partners, incels believe that they actually end up developing a much larger vaginal canal.
And none of them have sex, so they can't.
It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
That's what I always say.
And also, yeah, they think the vagina expands.
And it's interesting because women give birth.
There's like a baby that comes out of that.
So I don't know how they square that circle.
But then again, they're not exactly students of biology like this guy was.
Yeah.
I feel like that's a crazy thing to study.
Like you go to medical school and this is your research.
That's wild.
The comment says, I was struggling with this disorder for two years.
Glad I'm healthy now.
Meth Theory And Cops Called00:07:49
You know what?
I have a theory that this isn't a disorder and these people have other things.
It's OCD for sure.
They have other things.
You have a theory that this is actually happening.
No, I have a theory that these things are not happening and these people are hallucinating and they just so happen to look down and think that, and one guy created this and these other people that are also hallucinating just bought into it.
Oh my God.
Never once in my life have I ever heard about this phenomenon.
Yet this perfectly describes what's been happening to me for the past few months.
It all started with a shroom trip where I said to one of my family members that all of my problems are rooted in my insecurity with my penis.
Okay.
People just write too much, I think.
I think we are sharing slightly too much.
Since then, my sex drive has decreased immensely and my flaccid penis has shrunk about 30%.
After that, when I've smoked weed.
Wait, where'd it go?
I've experienced delusions that my penis is shrinking and being pulled inside of me and I felt that there has been a black hole inside my stomach literally inverting myself.
Similar to the people in China who first experienced it, I would always get a sense of impending doom.
This happened.
And I believe that if I let go and pulled in completely, I would be transported into an alternate dimension or I'd be sent to hell.
Okay.
Jesus.
I would also consider...
This is...
See?
What did the guy reply?
What did the doctor reply?
By the way, guys, this is deep internet.
Look out to someone you trust about this.
Look at how many views this has.
This is deep internet.
How many views?
Not many.
Will.
Where do you find this?
I'm deep.
What do you mean?
He's a big fan of Professor Grame Jorsten.
This is crazy.
This is...
I thought you guys would have a field day with this.
I think it's a little late and we're all tired.
No, no, I think that I think it's a good idea.
I like this professor because he's smoking a pipe in his PFP.
That's how you know.
And he has his glasses.
Oh, the secret life of Clara Bow.
Oh my gosh.
Fun.
Wait.
Hollywood's forgotten it, girl.
Will you send that to me?
Wait, that's like an old girly pop nation song.
Taylor Swift has a song about Clara Bow because when Stevie Nicks got famous, everyone would tell her she was the next Clara Bow.
And when Taylor Swift got famous, everyone told her she was the next Stevie Nicks.
It's hard to replace Stevie Nicks.
I've got one more thing that we could pull up here if you guys want.
Go for it.
Breaking news, hot off the press.
Happened within the last few hours.
Gabe, I send it to you in the messages.
Lil Nas X has been arrested.
Yeah.
It's not hot off the press.
It is hot off the press.
Wait, what did he get arrested for?
Lil Nas was basically naked in public walking around.
I got the TikTok and then showed it.
But Lil Nas X was arrested for hitting a police, striking a police, allegedly, striking a police officer twice in the face.
Uh-oh.
There's a video that TMZ obtained where he's walking around LA nearly naked at 4 a.m.
No, no, hey.
Don't be late to the party tonight.
We're at.
Where's this coming from?
Fresh it.
Go ahead, babe.
No, no, Go ahead, babe.
Oh, it's playing in your door.
I was like, where is this coming from?
Lil Nas X is here.
All right, play it.
He'll be late to the party tonight.
He looks great.
Yeah, he does.
Go ahead, babe.
No, He's serving.
Uh-oh.
The boots serving.
What parties he goes?
I don't know, but he's walking through West Hollywood, it looks like.
And you better be at that party tonight.
She is serving.
Yeah, that's true.
How can one, how can one man be serving so hard while possibly overdosing?
He's ODing on cunt.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah, so I don't know what happened, but evidently he at some point the cops got called.
Wait, is there more to this?
Does the cops get called?
Yeah, anyway, at one point, I think maybe the cops got called, and then he allegedly punched both of them in the face.
Okay, which can't do that.
No, you can't do that.
He's a bad bitch.
Yeah, you can't do that.
But we here at the podcast, we wish we wish friend of the show, Lil Nasax.
We wish him well.
Is he a friend of the show?
He hasn't come on the show.
Well, he was on my lover host five years ago, and we all stooked him on the red carpet.
Yeah, we did.
We just spoke to him on the red carpet.
Friend of the show, Lil Nasak.
He was on the red carpet.
Did he feel like something was going on?
No, he felt perfectly normal.
I think Lil Nasax probably took a few too many.
Yeah, well, you've allegedly done things that could make you do that.
Wait, what would make you do that?
That's what I'm, yeah.
PCP.
PCP.
Can I be honest where I think that might be?
Uh-huh.
That might be a little bit of methamphetamine.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
How do you get meth?
Well, meth is actually pretty popular in West Hollywood in the gay community.
Really?
I don't know anything about El Nerd.
Yeah, I don't know anything about it.
They don't invite you to any of the cool people.
You're going to go to the meth parties.
We do meth all the time.
I'm so sorry.
I don't want to speculate, though.
He could have also just had a really bad day and was letting off some steam.
I felt like he was having a good day.
Wait, what does meth do?
I've never done meth.
What does it like feel like?
What is it supposed to do?
I don't know.
Can we look it up, Gabe?
It feels like cocaine.
What does meth do?
I don't know.
None of you have done meth.
No.
What does meth do?
No.
Come on, guys.
What are you?
What does meth feel like?
It's a cool drug.
It's not.
It's one of those that's like very notorious.
And why would someone?
Why would people do it?
I actually listened.
I did listen to you.
You could stay up for like days on end partying.
So it's similar to cocaine, but it can last up to 12 hours.
Spun.
Okay, that sounds kind of dope.
Oh, okay.
What does cocaine feel like?
I don't know.
What does it feel like, Will?
Hypothetically.
I don't know.
Okay, so I have a theory.
I've never done cocaine.
I have this theory that it just like it feels like a bunch of shots of espresso.
No.
Yeah.
No.
Like, really like a lot of espresso.
Awful, and you shouldn't do it.
That's what I was going to say.
Wouldn't I have a panic attack if I had some?
No, that's what I would think.
I would too.
I would not say that.
I am stay away from it.
I've had two ex-boyfriends as soon as they break up with me, go and do Coke.
Okay, can I?
Why are you laughing?
Can I make a guess?
Can I take a quick guess?
Yeah.
They were probably doing Coke while they were with me.
No.
Well, one of them may.
But the second one.
Those are just cokeheads.
The second one wasn't a cocaine.
But the first one was probably a cokehead.
No.
The first one.
Did I ever tell you guys about him?
Oh, you mean the groomer?
Yeah.
But that's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about the one after the groomer.
It's not funny.
This is OG Cutie Cinderella.
Yeah.
Back in action.
This is when the Fear Ramp podcast first started.
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Cutie would be like, let me tell you guys a little story about my past.
And she'd be like, ha ha, it's so funny.
And we would be sitting there like, yeah.
Like, you have been.
Okay, which lord drop do you want?
Do you want him or do you want rehab?
Because I was thinking about rehab today.
You like going to rehab?
No, and I went to rehab.
You went to rehab?
Yeah.
For what?
For my eating disorder.
Oh, okay.
Well, did he not know why I went?
Wait, this is funny.
Did I never tell you this story?
You went to rehab.
No, I knew you had to eat dispatches.
You gotta take me to rehab.
And I'll say, okay.
I knew you had an eating disorder.
I didn't know you went to rehab for it.
I thought you got treatment for it.
Wait, it's a fun story of how I got there.
Okay, I bet it's not a fun story.
Go on.
Picture this.
Once upon a time, I'm in love.
I'm in high school.
It's crazy.
Okay.
He's the dude over the age of 18.
We're both high schoolers.
We're so in love.
It's the summer of junior year.
Okay.
We go through a breakup.
My heart's broken, right?
I call him a hundred times, as you do.
And he's like, not answering.
Cringe.
And so then I write him like a letter.
And I'm like, hey, if I ever met anything to you, meet me at our spot.
He didn't show up.
Wait.
He was too busy doing Coke.
That's not the Coke one.
Sorry.
You chose this story.
So he did show up.
Wait.
I'm a beautiful storyteller.
You have to allow me to do my art.
You're right.
Quit interrupting her.
Quit.
Shut up.
Well, good.
Gabe.
Turns out men forget and they need to hear it again.
So then I write him this letter.
I say, if I mean anything to you, you'll meet me at our spot.
Okay.
And then, you know, at this date, at this time, our spot was a park we used to make out in during lunch at school.
Yeah, as you do.
Yeah.
And so, you know, I put on my best true religion jeans.
Sure.
As one does.
I borrow my mom's Camry because it's way nicer than my Toyota Ford truck.
Toyota Ford truck.
Yeah.
That's too much.
I'm going to be honest.
As a young man, I did not give a shit what car woman drove.
I still don't give a shit what Carl drove.
Okay, well, then why did I borrow my mom's nice Camry?
I don't know.
Also, was your car.
Her mom was a Toyota.
No, my mom's car was a Toyota Camry.
I had a Ford truck that was two different colors because my dad got two different colors from the junkie.
I think if that any guy would have been more attracted to a girl driving a hoop dee than a nice hoop dee.
It's a busted ass.
Yeah, it's like a busted ass piece of shit.
I was trying to make it a nice night.
Are you looking at Ford Toyota to see if there's anything that she's she's not saying she's not making sense?
It was a truck.
It was a Ford Ranger.
But I borrowed my mom's Toyota Camry.
It's a way cooler car than a Toyota Camry.
Okay, so I borrowed my mom's Toyota Camry.
I go to the park.
I'm waiting there.
I bought all of his favorite snacks.
I bought a blanket.
I was like, I'm going to lay this out.
It's going to be incredibly low.
I'm going to fall back in love.
I drove there listening to Love Story.
Did you have no friends to tell you?
They should have stopped me.
I had bad friends.
No, I did.
Did they encourage you to go do it?
No.
They didn't know.
No one checked in on me.
Oh.
I mean, why is no one checking in on me?
Because you're up to no good.
Well, it's checking on me and you might know.
Especially since they know she went through a breakup, they should be calling her.
Yeah.
And then she would have been like, I'm going to go do this thing.
And they'd be like, no, don't do that.
Yeah.
Damn.
No one's checking in on me.
Friends growing up.
Whenever I broke up, it was a celebration.
Whenever any of your friends broke up, it was like, let's fucking go.
Wow.
Well, that's not what it was like.
When I broke up, that's how Will did it for me.
He was like, fuck yeah.
That's what you're supposed to do.
When your friend breaks up, it's supposed to be a celebration and you're immediately supposed to say what a nasty piece of shit their old partner was.
Well, no.
No.
Not always.
Sometimes your friend will go back.
Can I be honest?
After you say those words.
Can I be honest?
And then those words get back to the girl.
Oh, no.
Are you talking about me?
Oh, this is a good therapy moment.
Sometimes there is a long relationship with a very toxic individual and maybe your best friend is not too fond of said toxic individual for her impact on your best friend's life.
That's true.
And then you talk a lot of shit.
And then it gets back to the business.
That was a tough one.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all good.
That's good that they unpacked this.
Yeah, I feel like they got over it.
What were we going to say?
Okay, so no one was checking in on me.
And my mom thought he was going to show up, of course.
She was like, Have fun, sweetie.
You know, she's like, It's high school love, everything.
And so I show up.
I get everything out of the car.
I'm like, I'm packing.
And he pulls up.
Oh, he did show up.
Okay.
He pulls up.
And I'm like, light of my life.
This is every Taylor Swift song I've ever heard.
This is going to be crazy.
And I'm like, hi.
And then right behind him pulls up his lacrosse friends in a Jeep and they start throwing garbage at me.
That is awful.
That is awful.
What the fuck?
That's so bad.
Dude, it's not funny.
If it's not funny, I don't know why you're laughing.
I'm just so shocked.
Kitty, what the fuck?
Did the garbage make contact with you?
Yes, the garbage made contact.
It was like paper, banana pills, cans.
I don't know if that's Gatorade bottles.
It was like, it was like prepared.
What were they saying?
What were they saying?
I don't know.
In the moment, I don't know.
Did you run?
Yes.
You ran?
Did they chase you?
No, no, they didn't.
I did what any sane person would do in that moment.
And I had my mom's car keys.
I needed something to do.
I threw them at the guy's face and I just ran.
You threw the car keys.
Yes, I threw the car keys.
I mean, I think that's a valid response.
That's your exit route.
That's your exit route.
I just was going to run away.
Okay.
Did they leave the car keys behind?
Well, I said was going to run away.
So I start running away.
I'm a track star.
Okay.
The song starts playing.
I'm running.
But what we forget is I was very sad that summer.
And so I was just working and none of my friends were hanging out with me.
Clearly, I don't.
He won all the friends in the breakup, essentially.
I had no friends.
After throwing trash at you.
Well, wait, this was before they threw trash.
So I had no friends.
So I went through the whole summer just working.
If we became school shooters, like you would have been the first one.
Okay, you're really.
I'm pushing it.
So, so I started physically running away.
But that summer, all I was doing was working and watching Degrassi and going to cheerleading and volleyball practice.
That's all I was doing.
So I've been 5'8 since about seventh grade.
Right.
And so you think that's why.
What was the reason why they hated me?
I weighed 100 pounds at this time and I was 5'8, which was significantly less than a girly pop should weigh.
Right.
So I'm running away.
And all of a sudden, so I face clamp.
I have passed out in front of the garbage monsters.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Did they draw dicks on you?
No.
So they do what any person would do and they call 9-1-1.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, my God.
So they're not like that monstrous.
Yeah, they call 9-1-1.
However, I'm like coming to.
I'm confused.
All of a sudden, I'm in the back of a police car because they're waiting for the ambulance to get there.
So I'm in the back of the police car and I'm like coming to and I'm confused.
I'm very confused in this moment.
I'm like, what happened?
What is going on?
And I hear him at the side talking to the police officer, showing him a letter, the letter that I wrote where I said, meet me there, blah, blah, blah.
And one of the lines in the letter is, I can't live without you.
Okay.
So wait, wait.
Oh, my God.
They searched my mother's car, who had been to Walmart that day.
And in the back of the truck was Draino and Root Beer and some other groceries that she didn't take in because they didn't weren't like perishable.
Syringes, a bag of lime, a shot.
But the specific ones, the specific ones were Draino and Root Beer because they believed that if he didn't show up to the park, I was going to kill myself with the Draino.
Trash guys were heroes.
No, I wasn't.
They saved your life.
I wasn't going to kill myself.
But like, first of all, congratulations for that.
That's crazy.
He's like, I probably would have killed myself.
You say that they threw the trash as a distraction maybe to because they were worried about you They're like she's about to drink the Drano quick throw the garbage I didn't know that the guy I didn't know the Drano was in the car I really to this day guys I swear I wasn't gonna kill myself I was going there for my romantic night Okay, well at the time my mother didn't believe But she bought the Drano.
I know she bought the Drano.
Why wouldn't she believe you?
Because my, I didn't have much charisma.
I'm, you know, and but my, what?
My boy, my boy, my ex-boyfriend at the time.
He had a lot of charisma and he's like showing her.
So she gets there.
We lived 45 minutes away, so my mom finally gets there later.
I'm in the hospital, I'm in the ambulance at this point and I'm just like what the fuck?
I have to wait for my mom to get there and the police are on the same page as boyfriend and police convinced my mom that there needs to be a 72 hours up the whole town.
What's going on?
Really likable so.
So my mom, because I mean the police all think that you know I'm in a bad state and so they put me in a 72 hour psych hold because I think I'm gonna kill myself.
Dude, can I just wait, pause it for a second.
And you also must just stink like trash.
I didn't stink like trash.
Banana peels on her covered in banana yeah, so so this is hilarious, I'm sorry.
This is like the sheriff rolls us.
The sheriff rolls out and it's like oh, this trash girl's gonna fucking kill herself.
Block her up, throw that bitch in a psych wardros.
Captains talk pride of the town.
Yeah, the 72 hour hold turned into a week and a half a rehab from killing myself to then eating disorder rehab.
Okay, we're trying to tell them the whole thing.
Yes uh, I kept telling them I didn't want to kill myself.
Did they move you to like the section of the place after the 72 hour hold?
I got, I got, I got the drawstrings back in my pants, but that was it.
Well, i'm so sorry.
I'm sorry that happened to you.
As your friend I know you're okay with me laughing, but also as your friend, I just want to say I appreciate and love you and you don't deserve that.
Uh, no one deserves that.
We should go find him and throw trash.
No, he's apologized since.
Hey, i'm sorry, you told everybody you wanted to kill yourself and I threw trash at you.
Hey, i'm sorry.
I called all of my friends to throw.
On the bright side, I gained, I got healthy weight again so, like so I, my eating disorder got a little fixed, a little bit, yeah.
But the bad side, it put my mom into bankruptcy and she had to refinance the house, all because of my rehab.
So that was really sad for me.
Um, and then I vowed one day to buy her a house, and then by the time I had the money she was dead.
So oh anyway um, every time i'm so sorry for you.
No, it's cool, and so then.
So then high school starts.
So this is over, the summer, high school starts, and well, rehab was cool, because I got to hang out with the drug addicts Too.
So, like, they, I was.
You already found your next boyfriend.
I went into not now.
I went.
So, I was in the 72-hour hold, and that's in the 72-hour hold.
If you've never been, they take your drawstrings, they take your everything.
They take they you can't sleep.
They check in with a flashlight every hour to make sure you haven't killed yourself from your sweatpants.
Yeah, they take that.
Didn't you go with a flashlight?
Yeah, they checked you with a flashlight, and you have to earn privileges to shower with the door closed, which I did.
So, pop off me.
But the last day before I left rehab, I asked if we could play a game of Candyland.
I said, Can I pick the board game tonight?
And they were like, Yeah, you can.
And I picked Candyland, but Smart Me, I got three boards of Candyland and we lined them all up.
So, one game was times three.
It was awesome.
So, I was like the Candyland girl.
I was a hero of the night.
It was awesome.
But then I went back to senior year of high school, and all of a sudden, I had a new nickname.
Everyone called me stage five because the stories then went from the reality of what happened, and it got turned into me threatening to kill myself outside of his home in the middle of the night.
And I showed up unasked and unwarranted.
And lighting stuff, I lit his mailbox on fire or some shit.
I didn't do any of that, but that's what the story turned into at high school.
So, then everyone called me stage five.
So, even after all this trauma in which you were wronged through the entire process, you exit that horrific situation.
I mean, I'm going to start a rumor that wasn't even true, and you live with that rumor.
Uh-huh.
If I was a medical professional, I would have put you in a 72-hour hold, too.
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I'd be like, No, the circumstances are so impossible for you not to do that.
Well, I tried, don't worry, I tried to get my revenge.
What did you do?
What?
So, I guess it's time to go to the Patreon.
I've been told, ladies and gentlemen, we're moving on to the Patreon where cutie will describe her revenge.
Thank you for watching another episode of the Fear Empire.
And ladies and gentlemen, see you later.
Peace.
Well, I got revenge because he did that.
I walked, I left French class and I didn't go back to school that day.
I was like, I've listed on Craigslist an Xbox for sale for only 50 bucks, and I put his phone number.