Maya Higa joins Marsh and Cutie Cinderella to debate CBS Boston's dismissal of her virtual Alvea Sanctuary, celebrate $81,000 raised for Texas flood relief via "Valkyrie Way," and dissect the Jeffrey Epstein scandal. They analyze theories that Epstein served as a CIA/Mossad asset for blackmailing elites like Prince Andrew, noting government suppression of victim lists despite Trump's promises. The episode concludes by mocking the 35,000-pound Goldendale eagle as a potential distraction from these revelations, suggesting systemic cover-ups protect powerful figures over truth. [Automatically generated summary]
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Welcome to Fear Ann00:08:08
You did sports illustrations.
Marsh, you can pull up her TikTok.
And your caption?
Wait, she did a TikTok for it, too.
Wait, the caption was definitely very flirtatious, too.
Like, don't forget that I'm a California girl.
Ah!
Cooker!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome into our very, very humble home at the Fear Ann podcast, where today we are blessed to be joined by Maya Higa.
Boo.
Okay, and Cutie Cinderella has returned.
I looked so great last episode.
You always look great.
In fact, today.
Let's get into it.
I'm talking about Luscious Massacre.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone was saying, wow, Cutie had a glow up.
I mean, you were...
Yeah.
Yeah, I look good.
But you look great.
You look great every episode, especially.
Especially on this episode.
Today.
Cutie walked in.
Cutie walked in with hot girl shit.
We have to address it.
Are we not supposed to address it?
You can address it, but I'm just trying to be a girl in the world.
Cutie?
I'm just a good.
Ladies and gentlemen.
I'm just trying to find a place of the table.
As someone who I identify as a sibling type, it was shocking for me how shocking for us.
Yes, it was.
It was shocking for us.
It's like shocking.
I was trying to say, though, like when someone makes a bold fashion choice or a new fashion choice, you can't be like, oh, yeah.
Maya, they're so bad at that because every time I do it, actually, no, they're chill about it.
Shut up.
No, we celebrate it.
What are you talking about?
I know, but it's like such a big deal.
I don't know what the fashion choice was.
Well, when a baby says fuck, you don't laugh or the baby keeps saying fuck.
Are you kidding?
I'll laugh.
No, I mean, we want you to keep doing it.
We want you to slap it up.
I am indifferent.
I reserve.
Tell the people at home what you did.
Listen, you remember Manny from Degrassi?
Yes.
That was a lot of people's bisexual awakening.
It was my bisexual awakening.
A lot of people.
And so.
So for those of them that didn't watch the Canadian teen show.
Have you ever heard of Tara Yummy?
Because she brought it back.
Yes.
Cutie Cinderella walked in full Tara Yummy get up.
G-string.
G-string showing.
To her lower ribs.
Yeah.
I don't know if I've ever seen your underwear before.
G-string showing.
Right here, folks.
Yeah, it's right there.
For the people.
Dude, that just gave me a YGF.
It's so hard.
Save that for the Patreon.
Are you showing it for free?
Because it's a piece of fabric.
But honestly, can I say something?
What?
You, your take is interesting.
That you shouldn't make a big deal out of your friend's fashion choices.
We disagree.
Yeah.
Because we're supportive.
Yeah.
And when we see a friend doing something rad, we want her to know that we're like, that's right.
It's a double-edged sword, though, because sometimes I'll walk in with an outfit that I'm proud of and they won't say anything.
No, because you're just...
No, it's giving nothing.
It's giving nothing.
No, no, no.
The outfit today is fine.
I'm not asking you to compliment it today, but I'm just saying.
Austin, we're not like you who just willy-nilly frivolous compliments everywhere.
We give them when they're deserved.
I know, but when they but but cutie he's thinking about your butts.
Are you the same?
Are you the same way we're like, okay, they drop a comment and then the next time it's like fuck I got to dress that good next time.
No, I don't give a shit.
Oh, she don't give a fuck.
We know that.
I'll probably show up in sweats next week.
Who knows?
Okay, but no, no, no.
You're hot girl shit.
Austin, you're dressing for the male gaze and you're dressing for the male gaze.
Got it.
Who are you dressing for?
The male gaze.
Oh, okay.
I got you.
Now, is that the male gaze?
Or is that the male gaze?
It's the zesty kind.
Okay.
No, I don't think.
No.
Is it?
Yeah.
Wait, you're dressing for homosexuals?
Yes.
Love them.
I mean, That's true.
But also, hey, leave him alone.
That was just like Hocker.
Hey, you're doing hot shit, which is both, you know, Brat Summer style.
I lost 12 pounds.
Did you get freckles too?
Yes.
Wait, we just talked about this today.
Well, no, she admitted it, so I'm fine with it.
Okay.
It's the stolen valve.
How do you go get it?
Get freckles.
Oh, I get freckles if I get burnt, but I obviously don't want skin cancer, so I don't get burnt.
So I just hope I just doodled some on my freckles.
Wait, that's cool.
Yeah.
See, that's fine.
He's going to show up next week with a bunch of freckles.
He's going to be looking like Pippi Longstock.
He's going to come in looking like Belle Delphine.
What do you mean?
I always.
I can see Austin with some braces on.
Yeah, always had braces.
Go ahead and get angry.
Rosy cheeks, braces, and freckles.
I've always looked this way.
What the fuck?
You wouldn't do that.
I would never do that.
So, wait, Higa.
What the fuck are we going to talk to you about?
You just on.
Yeah.
What do you got going on?
I saw you don't want me here.
No, what do you think?
Help us out.
No, no, we want you here.
Shannon.
No, we don't.
Do we want you here?
I don't.
I wish I would have given.
So earlier today, Maya's like, I can come on the podcast again.
And I was like, I need to check in with the group, but like, I didn't want to make it seem like I wasn't.
I don't check.
It seemed like he didn't want me to come.
No, I did want you to come, but I feel bad now.
Now looking back, I could have given you a more impassioned ease.
Do you know what I consider you?
What?
I consider you like extended fear and family.
Yeah.
That's nice of you.
I don't really want to be.
Oh.
Oh.
You know what?
You don't have another podcast now.
So maybe you should take the invite.
He's yelling at me.
Oh.
She does have a podcast.
What?
I do have a podcast called Asshole.
Where's it called?
Bad Friend.
It's called World's Wildest.
We talk about nature.
I know all of her media properties because she's my enemy.
Oh, I know what we have.
Study your enemies well.
I know what we can show.
Crack.
No.
This is so funny.
Oh, the CBS morning review.
Did you watch it?
No, I didn't have time to watch it because I was on stream.
Hassan, you could have watched it on stream.
Bad friend.
I'm sorry.
I was covering the Israel bombing series.
Are you for real?
Why were you covering that again?
Because he did it again.
They're doing another sequel.
No.
So I was sent a clip.
I was watching all the Gen Z Jane Goodall coverage, right?
Like a good friend on stream.
And I was going through a few of them.
And I watched one where at the tail end, I kind of, it hit me weird.
Let's watch the clip.
I'm going to send Marsha the clip.
And you guys tell me what's weird about the end of this clip.
And Hassan, can I have a Sodi?
Oh, yeah.
What kind do you want?
I don't know.
I could crawl under the table.
I feel bad.
You know what?
I want to complain about Hassan's snacks assortment.
Wait, what?
You just ate a whole bunch of chips.
Wait, I think I can handle it.
You never have any fresh fruit readily cut up and available.
That's crazy.
You know, that's my favorite snack.
It's like you don't even care.
Asshole.
No, no, no.
This is if you go.
Let me describe for the viewer at home when you enter Hassan's snack cabinet.
It is food that has been processed into being maximum protein.
Yeah.
Protein bars, protein chips, protein cookies.
Protein iced coffee, protein shakes.
Thank you very much.
Everything protein.
Yeah, you literally said last week you're going to stop drinking those because they're so expensive and you feel bad.
Well, I'll be honest, I stopped buying them.
Oh, drinking them at his house.
Drinking them at my god.
So go to the end of this.
No, no, I was watching the whole thing.
Oh, wait, no, no, no.
We'll get back.
Just watch the end.
That's where.
I think you need the buildup, though.
Okay, give us like 30 seconds.
We can do this two minutes.
I want to see it.
Okay, fine.
We've got an hour podcast.
Because for those of you who don't know who are at home and you were maybe under a rock, there was massive flooding that took place in the state of Texas in Kirk County specifically.
You're so stupid.
Just watch.
This is not that.
The Protein Problem00:07:08
This is Jane Z Jane Goodall.
This was what last time I was on Fear Ann.
I talked about being on CBS.
This is when you were woke, Bay.
She's Gen Z Jane Goodall.
I know.
This is, you know, you're launching a media career.
Probably not.
This should be awesome.
We can just put her cage.
Let's go.
Well, when a wild animal is hurt or an illegal pet is confiscated, the outcome is not always good.
But one group social media stream is actually working to change that.
CBS's Karen Wa shows us.
So this is our Marmoset enclosure.
Oh, there you go.
I know her.
At 26, Maya Higa is the Gen Z Jane Goodall.
From injured birds to abused animals to confiscated pets.
She's rescued hundreds of critters from around the country.
At her non-profit, Alvea Sanctuary outside Austin, Texas, she teaches visitors about these unique zoo.
But this isn't a public zoo.
You can only visit online.
I don't know if we've ever seen before.
Is the animal sanctuary all virtual and all funded from donors from around the world?
Higa streams live on Twitch, the social media platform most commonly used for video games.
We call it pause.
You know what you're serving?
But go back a little bit.
You're kind of giving me hot girl from a Jurassic Park.
Okay.
You know how there's always like the one.
No, I'll take it.
Like literally, like, she'll reach in like a pile of dinosaur poop and be like, this dinosaur is ill.
Yeah.
Like, oh, that's she's so earthy, but hot.
Someone put her in.
Thank you.
Look who it is.
Our first guest.
Lessons on conservation.
Education on exploitive traits.
Hidden inside fun demonstrations.
With 24-7 cameras in every enclosure, Alveus gets about 30 million online visitors a year.
Oh, pretty good.
Thank you to the public.
You can watch them eat.
You can watch them interact with their assignment and toys and stuff.
Now, the sanctuary born over there.
Some who specialize in nutrition.
Others who edit videos and monitor Twitch.
It's what advocacy looks like in the digital age.
Getting young people involved in that is so, so important, and it's the only way that our natural world stands a chance.
So all of this is.
Now pay attention carefully at the end here and see if you can notice where the slight is.
Oh, I'm ready.
A special sanctuary for friends like Siren here, but they're hoping to double in size in the near future.
I'm Karen Huang, CBS News, Austin, Texas.
Interesting to have streaming only.
Yeah, I mean, I guess it does make it available to more people, but let's go see him in person if we can.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
I watched his news coverage.
I didn't even see that.
Yeah, she kind of shaded you and said, like, it's not really my thing.
I don't want to say that.
I don't want my daughter to date an AI boyfriend.
I don't think it was kind of shade.
I think that was shit.
I think that was shade.
I think what she was doing is like, this is silly.
Go to a zoo.
Yeah.
From the beginning of the story, though, she didn't really seem to entertain.
It's fuck Boston.
Whoa.
That one woman.
Boston.
That one woman doesn't like sanctuary.
Fuck the whole city.
Boston is not a challenge.
They're about clam chowder.
And they got a great man.
Boston doesn't even have the best clam chowder.
Maryland.
They all better.
There's a New England aquarium.
Yeah.
Yeah, they have to.
She doesn't live there anymore.
She left.
They have the two greatest strip clubs next to one another.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about it.
The glass slip.
Haw tuck-it-look.
Oh, the glass slip.
Yeah.
Yeah, clam chowder, the other strip club, the third one.
Yeah.
No.
I'll stand on that.
Fuck Boston.
Yeah, you're all the European guy.
Also, what the fuck?
They just did a fucking character piece on this queen.
It was a really nice piece, too.
Really nice piece.
And then at the end, to be like, that's dumb.
Yeah, kind of undermining the entire purpose of that.
That is bizarre.
I assume that was that was like a Boston local affiliate for CBS.
So like the other CBS made that because I saw the original programming and then sometimes they'll repackage it for like distribution.
And I guess the Boston ones don't fuck with you.
They really don't.
This is crazy.
They're Bostonians.
They're miserable people.
Yeah, she's like, yeah, why can't I fucking pelt them with?
Why can't I pelt them with batteries and a sock?
Animals are wicked gay.
Yeah.
Well, I loved the video.
Thank you.
And I'm sorry for that newscaster.
Speaking of which, I forgive her publicly.
I talked about this already, but obviously, as I was briefly introducing the wrong story, there were massive floods that took place in Texas and Kirk County specifically.
And obviously, it was devastating.
And part of that devastation also came your way at Alvea Sanctuary.
Do you want to be thanked for your $10,000?
I was just going to do it.
No, I was not going to even remotely bring that up.
I was going to say.
Forgive me.
Can I have $10,000?
No.
What I was going to say.
I thought it was a reasonable question.
What I was going to say is, you know, if I want to be real, you immediately started live streaming in the aftermath of the flooding.
And the road to Alve Sanctuary is devastated because I think, like, I guess someone poured concrete over the culvert, right?
Yeah.
Initially, that caused additional flooding.
And then in the road.
Like a pipe that helps with irrigation.
Yeah.
Did you know?
Big pipe.
Did you know that this, but you found this out after, obviously, the flood happened.
So then you figured out, oh, this is what happened.
Yeah, after she poured concrete over the culvert herself.
It was not me.
It wasn't me.
Anyway, after she did that, but you started live streaming and then you started, you opened up a fundraiser.
But that fundraiser element in and of itself is not what I thought was like awesome.
But the fact that so many Twitch streamers came and helped you out in the process was incredible.
It made me feel like we have a lot of drama in the space that we're in.
And there's like a lot of toxicity, especially because a lot of the content in the environment that we're in is geared towards a constant back and forth.
Like we don't no longer do collaborations.
We just do like, you know, there's like clicks and then there's like toxicity all the time and competition all the time.
But it's one of those unique moments where I was like, oh, there's some good in the world.
And I felt pretty good about all the money that people raised, but also all the people that came in to directly help out.
The fundraising was insane.
And there was, that wasn't even everybody that wanted to come out too.
There were like 10 more people that wanted to come out and like get in the water and help us.
And we just didn't need more manpower at that point.
But it started with Agent and Chris Next Door.
They saw me streaming.
Streaming is a gem.
Dude, what a kind they saw me streaming.
And then he on his stream was like, should I just go there?
Because they're in San Antonio, which is hours away.
And then they drove to Alveis, got in the water, like harnessed in the water, and were like sledgehammering this culvert pipe to help us open it up.
Yeah.
And then, and they were fundraising.
And then after that, it was this wave of like everyone wanted to come out and stream and help and fundraise on their streams.
It was crazy.
Crazy.
So cool.
It was so nice.
That's amazing.
And you got all the, all, like, you got it all fixed?
Streaming in the Water00:15:22
Yes.
And now our road is rebuilt.
Rebuilt the whole road?
I mean, we have to like actually rebuild the road, but we have an emergency road so it's accessible.
Nice.
Wow.
What do I get to name?
You did donate $10,000 and I'm very grateful, but Valkyrie also donated $10,000.
So we named the road Valkyi Way.
Okay.
What's he getting?
So what do I get?
Well, there's like only one road.
Give him like a door.
Well, you can be like a thing.
Oh, wait, no.
They were calling the Coolvert Hassan Piper.
How about the gates?
Oh, they're like the next animal.
You get a pipe.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm going to name the ship.
You know what?
The animals come with names.
No, they don't know what the fuck they're called.
Name the next guy, Big Soch, or Hanky Panky, or wait, there is already a Hank.
There is a Hank.
I got an idea, Maya.
So change Hank to Hassan.
Right when you enter into the sanctuary, you come through the gate and there's sanctuary.
Oh my God.
No, I forgot your bathrooms don't have a name.
That could be perfect.
It's like a little outhouse.
Yeah, you could just...
A shitter.
You could have that.
All the names that you choose just play on words.
Don't play.
You literally have one of the sanctuaries named after you for one of the one of the fox enclosure.
Yeah, the fox enclosure is named after you.
It's not named after me.
It just has a plaque.
It just has a plaque that says thanks.
I've gotten zero plaques.
There's no plaque.
You have a plaque, idiot.
Oh, I do?
Yes.
In our pasture with Winnie.
Oh, I do?
Yes.
I don't even know that.
You didn't even show me the plaque last time I did.
It's none of your freaking business.
What the fuck?
How about a bench?
That's crazy.
You forgot.
No, there is a plaque in there.
There's a plaque.
Yeah, but you forgot to show them.
No, I chose not to.
You're a liar.
You're lying to my fucking face.
Enjoy your Dr. Pepper because it can wash the lies out of your mouth.
You really, you do have a plaque, though, I swear.
That's crazy.
I didn't even know.
I've streamed twice now, and the second time, I assume, was the plaque for the first fundraiser, and you didn't even show me the plaque.
Yeah, she forgot.
That's crazy.
Listen, this is reaffirming my human spirit.
I feel good for you.
I feel good for Alve.
Will donated too.
I did.
Thank you.
And I also donated to your thingamabob singing.
You did?
Yeah.
I didn't see it.
Frick.
Yeah, I didn't see it either.
Frick.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Yeah, I don't need to make a big show about it.
Yeah.
Also, I didn't donate nearly as much as this asshole.
Why were you guys at the concert?
Will doesn't like singing.
I have to convince him most of the time.
I also had a lot of fun.
Yeah, and Hassan wasn't invited.
Why did you invite me?
Because I forgot.
Because you were out of town.
You never would.
No, he was supposed to do a song.
Well, he was supposed to do a song last summer concert, but he got stuck.
He was filming with Quenlin, actually.
So he got stuck.
But I knew you were out of town.
I didn't know when you came back.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, I was in town.
You have a very valid reason why.
I was there.
Yeah, he was there.
Back here for baseball 2001 was re-released.
And that's my biggest game of all time.
Right, right, right.
Yes.
It's okay.
Well, it was great.
We raised $81,000.
That venue was my favorite that you've ever done.
We did have some sound issues, unfortunately.
Yeah, during my performance.
During all of the performance.
Oh, really?
They're a little hard to watch.
They're a little fine.
But it's not, it's what's crazy is it actually, I'm not just like, I'm not just joking here.
It actually sounded really good in the venue.
I think the way our mic was, our mic was, our sound was messed up, but we figured it out.
We'll fix it.
If you pull up Vanilla Mace's VOD, she's also streaming it.
The sound is so much better.
So Ron's VOD was, the sound was okay on that one.
I mean, I went to go listen.
Austin clearly went to watch different VODs this year.
How many VODs did you watch with your performance?
I watched everybody's performance on everybody's VOD.
That's a lie.
How many watch of just yours?
Okay, you know what?
I'm going to be honest.
I think it's normal when you sing and you perform to go back and watch your performance.
Do you?
I did.
I did.
I haven't watched mine all the way, but I went and checked.
So I went and the sound mostly.
I went and watched it on Ron's, and that's it.
You didn't check Vanilla's?
No.
The sound is really good on Vanilla's.
Part of it also, we were kind of like silly where we had a directional mic on the camera we were using and Wujito, who's our camman, was standing in front of the speakers.
So it wasn't like picking up the instrumental.
And we should have just, honestly, I already talked to Nico and I was like, next time, like, proof's in the pudding.
Ron sounds good.
Vanilla sounds good.
And then we're using a phone.
Let's just use a phone next time.
And so we're just going to do that next time.
And hopefully that'll fix the sound.
The concerts always have pretty bad audio, but whatever.
We're fixing it.
The only other thing you could do is run the mic directly into the laptop.
We tried that, and I think that was the first thing, and it was just like kooky.
I don't remember.
These are tech questions.
I need to know what's going on in Girly Pop Nation.
Let's get already.
Why haven't you?
And already we have a girly pop here because we're just yapping.
Yeah, we're yapping first before we dial it.
We're dialing.
Why hasn't anybody here said anything about me or Cutie's eyebrows?
I will.
What's up with your eyebrows?
Oh, did you get them threaded?
They're symmetrical.
It looks the same as they always do.
Did you get them threaded?
We got them.
We got them waxed.
And they made it symmetrical.
They made our faces symmetrical.
Wait, where'd you go?
I can tell a little bit more.
Browsing LA.
Browsed by Jessa.
I can tell a little bit more.
I'm getting my eyes.
No irritation.
Oh, I'm always red.
No, but I'm not sure.
When did you get them done?
I'm from Jersey.
I know when someone gets their eyebrows.
Hold on.
But yesterday, if they got them done yesterday, there shouldn't be that much.
She's just not irritated at all, really?
She got a little under the arch ever so slightly, but not really because they think your eyebrows look different.
Okay, thank you for saying that.
But that means, but that means they look good all the time.
Now that I see it, they do look done.
Both of yours look like they've been done.
Guys, next time a girl asks you about her eyebrows, tell her that, oh my God, it frames your face perfectly.
I think that.
I also know Maya is definitely on her hot girl shit because I saw someone on Twitter.
Uh-oh.
Twitter?
Yeah.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
She did a photo shoot.
She was wet.
Stop.
Marsh.
Stop.
Ew, stop.
Do not pull that shit up, Mars.
I'll kill you, Marsh.
I'll kill you.
Ew.
Oh, I'm sorry.
He's saying wet because you were in the water.
Yeah, he's not talking about his penis.
Pull that shit up.
Marsh shit was wet as hell.
You did sports illustrations.
Marsh, you can pull up her TikTok.
And your caption?
Wait, she did a TikTok for it, too?
Wait, the caption was definitely very flirtatious, too.
Like, don't forget that I'm a California girl.
Cooker!
Pull up her.
Yeah, there's so much.
There it is.
There it is.
We're not watching the TikTok.
I'm here to get it out.
Yes.
No, you're a family member now.
You're part of the family.
She's lost.
You're like Tori Amos.
We did this in front of people, by the way.
Also, this trend is so old.
Who filmed this?
What are you doing in my eyeballs?
At one point, you can see my arm swing up around so hard.
No, it was just Santa Monica.
Wow.
No way.
What the fuck?
That was pretty good.
Now pull up the Twitter, please, because I think the Twitter is even more scandalous.
You guys haven't even seen somebody's new TikTok.
No, no, no.
Wait, you got a wet one, too?
No, but it's not as good as hers.
Can I ask a question?
I think something has happened.
Did you as friends agreed to enter a hot girl era?
No, we agreed to enter a TikTok era.
Yeah, but you did your eyebrows together?
We agreed to be hot yesterday.
Huh?
We said we were going to do hot girls.
Dude, I'm back.
Dude, I didn't want to say anything.
And I saw Sinna's doing it too.
Like, everyone is entering their hot girls.
We didn't say we're going to do a hot girl era.
We said we're going to be hot at the beach.
God forbid women just want to look hot.
No, we don't.
We're celebrating it.
We're not celebrating.
Yeah, we're not like being weird.
Let me know when I'm ready to.
I'm just trying on the TV.
First of all, you get, no, say this.
You do hot girl shit all the time.
Yes, I do.
And God forbid, I do.
You have a fans league.
God forbid.
Yes, I do have a fans league.
Y'all are let them be hot without being Austin.
You're trying to put yourself on the opposite side of the issue.
Know he doesn't know where he is.
We're on the same side.
I don't know.
You just look like they you look like they were attacking.
She was anxious about it.
I thought I needed to come.
I'm saying you haven't seen the nighttime photos.
Where are they?
The sunset.
They're a later drop.
Pull up the wet photo.
Or no, the Twitch.
The Twitter.
Yes.
That's the wet.
That's the one.
Full screen.
Marsh, enhanced.
Not letting any of you.
Zoom Z and then scroll in a little bit.
Yes.
I took these photos.
Not letting me.
She was really bad at making a sexy face.
I said, look at me like you want to fuck me.
And she laughed.
I said, I'm being serious.
Okay.
I have an etiquette question that I think all of the young neurodivergent men need to know.
Because pull up that photo again.
You'll notice the number one comment is fan fan.
Yeah, she's a little as your girlfriend's so beautiful.
Yeah.
As a supportive straight man, who is your friend?
What am I, I suppose?
Dude, that's such a great question because when I see it, when I see someone, you're not allowed.
No, you're supposed to comment, I will leave my wife and kids for you.
Oh, okay, okay.
Because I see this stuff and I want to like be supportive of my friends.
But I know if I say something, everyone's gonna be like, dude, you're so fucking horny.
You come off as lecherous.
You come off as you could say, you can comment.
Nice look, queen.
As a supportive, platonic friend, I think you look really sexy right now.
No.
No, you could just type.
No, no.
You could type slay.
Yeah, because you just have to be gay.
So I have to code switch.
Or you could say, like, pop off.
I think they, I mean, that's the teeth.
I just don't think that they can get away with it, period.
I think they just have to like it, respect.
But even then, because then you look even worse.
It looks like you're trying to be sexy.
That's what I'm saying.
I just don't think there's a way that you can't win in this situation.
You have to leave it to the women and gay men.
What if, what if you?
Like, I wanted to say something supportive because, like, especially after Cinna talked about, because she did like a photo shoot in the pool or something.
And then she talked about how she was scared about releasing this photo.
And I felt so bad.
I wanted to be supportive, but I knew if I said anything that lent any support to her whatsoever, there would be a million different people that are like, you're fucking horny.
You're horny.
We got you.
And then like, maybe that's a reflection of you because you talk about your fap top so much.
Maybe if you were, maybe if you were not so freaking weird, people come after you.
We're trying to solve a problem that is facing young men right now.
She just wanted to yell at somebody.
Maybe as a group, we can come up with some terms.
How can you be a straight man and start the trend?
And when we see it in the comment section next time, we'll go, that's a fear and original.
How can we as straight men support?
You just say queen.
Queen.
Queen?
Yeah.
Queen shit.
Queen shit.
That's so.
You're taking over.
What is that?
What is that?
You're taking over.
Yeah.
You're taking over.
Well, how about this?
Pop off.
I've got it.
Pop off.
Do it, lady.
Yeah.
Do it, lady.
Do it, lady.
Because that was in a sketch, and I just liked the sound of it.
Wait, I like that.
It's very, it's platonic.
Yes.
It's powerful.
Pull up Maya's post and write do it, lady, from us.
And now this is a trend.
Everybody give each other.
Everybody start doing do it, lady.
But I also want to give credit because I did hear this in a sketch first, and it was very funny, but I just like the mouthfeel of do it, lady.
Freaking do it.
Gabe, can you please link the sketch?
Because I don't want to just rip.
After, I don't think it's a what?
Austin just replied hot.
Oh, thank you.
You're undermining what we just worked on.
You're straight by different rules.
I can do it.
Bro, he can say, he can literally be like, I'm so horny for you.
I want to fucking women know I couldn't be horny.
He said hot in caps with like four exclamation points.
That's kind of funny.
I feel like you guys can do that and it'd be funny.
No, he does that a lot.
What do I do?
Say really lecherous things And use the gay.
I do.
No, we can't say hot in all calves under that photo.
Are you kidding me?
I think it'd be funny.
Wait, here, hold on.
Let's all do it right now.
Everyone says hot.
Everybody says hot the same way I say.
No, we're not doing this podcast comes off too far in the future.
Do it later.
Do it lady is way gayer and way safer.
Do it, lady.
I like that.
Now I can now support all my friends who do all those fans.
Someone commented to Austin.
They said, You're gay, be gay.
Ooh, that back fast.
I guess what happens is people like question whether I'm a home, like I'm gay.
So I don't question that.
Well, thank you.
Hey, guys, you know, I love film.
Yeah.
Well, recently I watched a movie that has an almost perfect score on Rotten Timmy.
Are you freaking kidding me?
Tell me about it because I also love movies.
It's called Together, and it's got Dave Franco.
Love that guy very hot and Allison Bree.
I love that.
Also, very hot.
Both of them.
Yes.
Some people are saying that it's the best horror movie of the year.
It will leave you laughing and screaming.
Wow, that's exactly what I want.
It's a great combination.
The two things that I love doing in the theater: laughing and screaming.
And you know, we've all had bad relationships.
And this is about kind of one of those codependent relationships that goes a little bit sideways.
It could be about us.
Oh, wow.
That you actually licked me.
That's right.
Together is in theaters on early, and you have to go see it.
July 30th.
You must go see it.
Go watch it.
Don't miss together, the breakout horror movie of the year, exclusively in theaters, July 30th.
That's right.
Don't miss together, the breakout horror event of the year.
Oh, crap.
Don't miss.
That's right.
Don't miss together.
The breakout horror movie event of the year, exclusively in theaters, July 30th.
Don't miss together, the breakout horror movie event of the year, exclusively in theaters, July 30th.
Can we watch Cutie's TikTok?
Mine's not as good.
I love it.
Do it, lady.
Do it, lady.
I didn't have a cute dress.
We went thrifting, and that's where we find my dress.
Mine's just a Taylor Swift one.
See, yours is.
What the fuck?
You are so wet.
I did that, Jana.
Whoa!
Wahuga!
A wuga!
I thought he just said Beluga.
It's Taylor Swift.
Oh my God, you got in the water.
She slashed me.
Whoa.
Hummina, humming a hummina.
I'm also a little uncomfortable.
Why?
Because I'm like, she's so in the water.
It's like giving Titanic.
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You got really into singing that.
God damn.
I was trying to be a little uncomfortable.
I would write, sing it, girl.
Yeah, sing it.
Let's go.
Okay, we're okay.
That's what I would say to that one.
You could sing it, girl.
Say in your singing era.
Yeah.
See, this goes back.
We're doing a callback to the original conversation we had, though.
When you guys make such a big deal out of new hot shit, it makes me nervous.
Why?
You got to be nonchalant about it.
You got to be like, oh, good TikTok.
Oh, good picture.
Well, we're men, so we don't receive compliments.
Also, oh, great TikTok.
That was a valid reaction to that.
Yeah.
Oh, I like the TikTok.
Well done.
Well executed.
We went there because we were trying to film a running into the ocean TikTok for my new song, but we were too dumb and couldn't figure it out.
No, you did it.
Well, I know, but it takes a day or whatever to add the sound on TikTok.
You guys will see it.
We're learning.
She released a song.
I released a song.
Have you seen the music video?
Is it the one with Hake Wilder?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You watched it?
TJ Brown.
I watched it early because remember, I'm Translate.
Yeah, He actually had a, I don't know if you know this, he had a crisis of character about being in your music video.
Oh, why?
Because he doesn't ever think of himself as a hot boy.
Really?
He was like, I don't know if I can do this.
They want me to be hot.
I'm like, wake.
You make my nipples hard.
Go be a hot boy.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The song's kind of popping off.
We've got, we've got, I'll tell you, we got, we got, oh, God.
Oh, God.
So many apps on here.
We've got 35 people listening to it right now.
So it's kind of going crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's going.
It's pretty cool, though, to think that 35 people write at this moment.
Sing it, lady.
Yeah.
That's it.
Thanks.
Sing it, girl.
Yeah, it's okay.
Forever.
It's catchy, huh?
Yeah, it is catchy.
I don't listen to music, so when I do listen to one song, it gets stuck in my head.
So now I'm using that to recycle anytime like I see like a video or something, and then they're playing the new Kanye West song that's like also unfortunately very catchy and a massive earworm.
Oh.
The berm, berm, berm.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
So when I hear that, I wash it away with the Heil Hitler song.
Yeah, yeah, I thought that's what that's it.
Are you just hearing this sometimes?
Or how are you?
Yeah, like the other day, I was watching Trump supporters burn their MAGA hats because of the Epstein stuff.
Oh, and it started.
The guy was playing that song in the background and then it got stuck in my head because it was a non-Epstein stuff.
Yeah, can someone explain that?
When he released the documentary, the song taken away.
I understand.
Was not on the plane.
I want to make it clear.
She's not on the client list.
Bad joke.
Also, she would be a victim age-wise.
Oh, true.
Wait, when what year was this?
It was like early 2000s, like from the 90s onward to like early 2000s when he was operating.
Or all the way up to the last one.
Cutie needs an explanation for what the Epstein was.
This is what I know.
What's going to happen?
All right, let's hear what your take is.
I want to hear this so bad.
This is what I know.
Okay, let's hear it.
So like, there's this list of all these people that are on an airplane that went to the island or like went to Epstein's parties and like, you know, did really bad things to do.
Pedophiles.
Words that would get us.
Yeah, yeah.
So just they're horrible people.
You have to bleep those out.
No, pedophile is fine, but like the other words.
Okay.
Anyway, they deserve hell, every single one of them.
But so there's like this list and everyone's like, release the list, this list.
And then Epstein, I don't think he killed himself.
He got arrested and he kills himself in jail all of a sudden.
And then recently we're supposed to release this list.
And then Trump was like, guys, we're not releasing the list.
Like, leave the person alone.
Like, it's chill.
And then everyone was pissed off.
What?
I'd like to say something.
One second.
I want this to be a recurring segment on my stream.
No, that's what I was saying.
Once upon a time, famously, you said that you would like to hear movie reviews from Cutie Cinderella over me.
This is palatable politics.
When he talks, I go immediately to sleep.
But I feel like this is condensed in a way that's approachable.
Thank you.
You really, you really hit all the important notes on it.
So then Trump was like, no, guys, be chill about it.
Like, no one cares.
And everyone's like, no, we actually care.
And he's like, no, for real, like, be chill.
And then everyone's like, no.
And he was like, well, here you go.
Here's the tape outside of Epstein's jail cell to prove that he didn't kill himself.
And everyone's like, okay, Sat, I'll watch.
They start watching it and like 12 minutes is missing from it.
No, three minutes.
Okay.
So man.
I thought the video was completely fake, but okay.
I'm sure.
No, no, let her finish it.
And so then everyone's mad that the three minutes is missing because they're like, well, in that three minutes, people could have gone in and executed the guy.
So maybe he didn't kill himself.
And then everyone was like, what the heck?
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
No notes.
Wait.
Really?
There's more.
What?
There's a lot more.
There's a lot more.
There's so much more.
I mean, this is like.
I liked this version.
Okay.
It was like a little appetizer of Epstein.
Yeah.
So what did I miss?
Has there been updates?
There's just deeper details like the fact that I mean, you're right.
His head is on the fucking list.
That's what Trump is on the list, which is why he doesn't want the list to come out.
But it's also not like the client list of Ms. Number.
It's not like literally a well-defined list of like clients that Jeffrey Epstein actually sex trafficked minors to.
It's just, it's basically just a terminology for like who was affiliated with Jeffrey Epstein to what degree.
Jeffrey Epstein, there's a great suspicion that he, because of all of his connections to like elites all around the world, from former prime ministers to financiers to heads of state and also heads of intelligence agencies, that there is this idea that he was maybe an asset to both the CIA and the Masad, the Israeli intelligence agency, and that no one really fully knows why he had hundreds of millions of dollars.
Les Wegsner, the owner of L-Brands, basically gave him power of attorney.
There's a bunch of other disgraced financiers that also gave him hundreds of millions of dollars, like Leon Black, these like elites of American society bankers.
There's a connection between Jeffrey Epstein and like JP Morgan.
JP Morgan actually had to pay out $290 million.
He was a physics teacher before.
No, he was a math teacher at Dalton School.
Yes.
And I don't want to get like too deep down the rabbit hole.
This is something that I've covered extensively for years and years at this point.
But it is one of those things that like unites everybody in America, regardless of whether they're like a liberal, leftist, socialist, Republican, conservative.
Yeah, none of us like pedophiles.
Yeah.
So, and for a lot of people, this is like the elites getting away with the worst crime imaginable.
And Donald Trump actually, and a lot of the people in his orbit actually ran on Donald Trump releasing these files.
And it's interesting because I want to play a video for you guys that I want you to give your opinion on.
This is like when the teacher rolls in the TV.
Mark, can you pull up Axios, Donald Trump, Ghislaine Maxwell?
It's on Twitter as well.
If you like, type in.
Is it pronounced Ghislaine?
No, I just say Ghislaine Maxwell.
It's Ghelane.
Ghelane Maxwell.
Whose father is Robert Maxwell, owner of his father, Robert Maxwell, owned National Inquirer, I believe.
It's a very big newspaper.
He bankrupted it famously, and he was a member of the OSS, the early intelligence service.
Oh.
Hi, you're on the Fear End podcast.
Okay.
Oh, you have no.
Oh, okay.
You've got no service, it sounds like.
But I'm at Fear End.
I love you.
Okay, love you.
Love you too.
Oh, awesome.
Okay.
Bye.
Love you.
Bye.
We have one part of our house that's made of lead.
There's just no service.
Not actually.
This is when Trump was president last.
Last time he was president.
He was interviewed by Axios.
Okay.
And he was asked about wishing Ghelane Maxwell, who is an affiliate of Jeffrey Epstein, who also went to prison after this interview was conducted for facilitating sex trafficking for Jeffrey Epstein in a high-profile clientele.
And she is, she was good friends with Donald Trump, just like Jeffrey Epstein was good friends with Donald Trump.
Look at this interaction and this question that comes after Donald Trump in a press conference says, I wish her well when talking about Ghelane Maxwell being arrested.
At this point, Ghelane Maxwell has just been arrested for conspiracy to sex traffickers.
Let's take a look.
The other day a reporter asked you about Ghelane Maxwell.
You said, quote, I just wish her well, frankly.
I've met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm Beach, but I wish her well, whatever it is.
Mr. President, Ghelene Maxwell has been arrested on allegations of child sex trafficking.
Why would you wish such a person?
I don't know that, but I do know that she has.
She's been arrested for that.
Friend or boyfriend?
Epstein.
Jeffrey Estee.
She's either killed or committed suicide in jail.
She's now in jail.
Yeah, I wish her well.
I'd wish you well.
I'd wish a lot of people well.
Good luck.
Let them prove somebody was guilty.
I mean, do you know that?
Oh, so you're saying you hope she doesn't die in jail.
Is that what you mean by wish her well?
Her boyfriend died in jail, and people are still trying to figure out how did it happen.
Was it suicide?
Was he killed?
And I do wish her well.
I'm not looking for anything bad for her.
I'm not looking bad for anybody.
And they took that and she's a child sex trafficking.
Let's child sex trafficking.
Big deal.
But all it is is her boyfriend died.
He died in jail.
Was he killed?
Was it suicide?
I do.
I wish her well.
So he doubles down on this, which was an insane thing at the time, but because so much insane shit was happening, this is right up the right in the there was an election that was happening during COVID.
There were so many other moments in this interview that like we kind of just lost sight of Donald Trump saying, I wish her well.
Her boyfriend died or was killed or something.
And it's like, and Jonathan Swan interjects and says, Jeffrey Epstein.
Like when Donald Trump was saying her boyfriend, he's like, you mean Jeffrey Epstein?
Like famous international child trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
He's like, yeah, her boyfriend.
I wish her well.
What do you guys think about that?
Does that look like a guilty man to you and the way that he responded to that?
Yes.
Yes, it looks like a guilty man on top of the fact that there are so many photos of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein.
And on top of that, like they said they had the files.
They said they had the list, whatever.
They campaigned on it.
They campaigned on releasing the list.
And then after he gets elected and Pam Bondi, they come out with like, they do this big like show where they show binders with like pictures of the Epstein list.
They keep talking about releasing it.
And then all of a sudden, Trump's saying, we're not going to release it.
Why are people talking about it?
Yeah.
And then they should get over it.
First, he says, I will release it, maybe, but there's like some fake stuff in there.
I don't know, whatever.
Right.
But everyone around him is saying, oh, we're going to release it.
We've got to say the truth.
Pam Bonnie says it's on my desk.
They do a release.
They do a phase one of a release with like a bunch of right-wing conspiracy people.
Maya has a question.
Maya has a question.
Oh, what's up, Maya?
What?
It's a list of everybody that went on the planes.
What is the list from?
Who made it?
The list technically is not like a well-defined list.
When people say that, they just mean like Jeffrey Epstein affiliates and the involvement that they had.
Because Jeffrey Epstein had a lot of cameras in every single one of his homes.
And when he was arrested after prosecution from the Southern District of New York, they went to his Manhattan home, his Manhattan mansion, and they found files, troves of data, videos in DVDs and like binders with names on them.
And none of that information was ever released to the public.
Exactly.
So people are like, who are the names?
What were they doing in the videos?
If there are people that are like literally being blackmailed.
Oh, so that's how he got money.
I'm trying to figure out like who made those lists and why.
Q Hefner kind of did that too.
Back in like the Playboy era, yeah, he was like really obsessed with scrapbooking.
And so he would, he would scrapbook every like every single day almost just pictures of everybody who came in and out of the Playboy mansion, even pictures of them with like naked models and like nudes and sex photos and all this stuff.
And essentially like blackmailed into power a lot of that stuff, which is interesting.
Well, yeah.
So the suspicion from a lot of educated people on this issue is that Jeffrey Epstein was working for the CIA and possibly the Mossad in a international sex trafficking and blackmail operation.
He was also seen as like a facilitator, a guy who connected all of these wealthy and powerful elites with one another.
He was like a fixer almost.
And the only way that you get that kind of access and the only way that you can shelter yourself from prosecution, because he was arrested early on and was given a sweetheart plea deal after being caught sex trafficking 14 and 16 year olds, minors that he actually found, victims that he found in Mar-a-Lago.
That was my question.
Yes.
Trump's golf course, Mar-a-Lago, down the street from his home in Palm Beach.
He was allowed to literally leave the prison.
Like it was a crazy thing.
There was a subsequent federal investigation that was taking place, and they actually dropped the federal investigation.
What's up?
What's the next question?
Wait, so if there were, do we have any idea how many victims there were?
We don't.
We don't really know what they're doing.
There's no like surviv.
Did they disappear?
No, there are.
There are survivors.
But they're like scared to say that.
Christian Jeffrey was one of them.
There's a couple of very famous surviving victims that have come out.
Christian Jeffrey recently passed away, as a matter of fact.
She got into a traffic action.
I did.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That is like hot garbage.
I had a lot of garlic earlier.
I apologize.
I didn't realize it was going to smell.
So Donald Trump right now is the equivalent of like when the fat little kid, there's like half a cake missing and the camera pans to him and there's like chocolate all over his face.
And he's like, we're all trying to find who did this.
So the question is right now.
So you see MAGA, so like this, you know, MAGA that represents all these Make America Great Again, all his supporters.
They're like infighting because this is something that they really cared about and they really wanted to see come out and it's not coming out and they're pissed.
And then he, on top of that, is like putting fuel on the fire by calling them like he doesn't want their support and that they're stupid.
Let's move on.
So my question to you, Assange, is this something that will actually destroy like if this comes out.
I don't think it's going to do it.
First of all, I don't think it's ever going to come out.
That's number one.
Unless there's a whistleblower who will be very quickly assassinated.
We need you, Snowden.
Yeah, exactly.
Like either there will be a whistleblower, which is very unlikely, or no real information I think will ever come out.
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Like at most, they'll have like fabricated information, I suspect, if they even do that.
Because if the speculation is correct, that this is a, again, intelligence asset that was sex trafficking minors and adult women as well to create like honeypot operations and to blackmail very wealthy elite individuals, like members of the royal family, like Prince Andrews was some of the people.
And if that's the case, then there's no shot that the American government, regardless of who's in charge, would ever reveal this information because everyone is compromised.
It transcends political boundaries, which is why Trump has been trying to push this aside, not only because of his most likely personal involvement as well and the lengths of his personal involvement that are detailed in the files, but also because there's Trump donors, there's liberal donors that are super wealthy, and these guys don't want to fuck up the bag.
They don't want to ruin the system that they're a part of.
Their job as the president is to defend the system.
So the thing is, you asked, is this going to cause a fissure in the base of support?
Absolutely.
And here's why.
Because a lot of Americans, a lot of MAGA that voted for Donald Trump, other than for the regular racist reasons, like, oh, yeah, we want no Mexicans in the country or whatever, which, you know, sometimes I see March here.
And I think to myself, maybe there's some good ideas that the Trump campaign has to do with.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Anyway, but aside from that, no, I'm kidding.
March is Washington.
But aside from that, like one of the reasons why they vote for Donald Trump is because he's anti-establishment.
He is going to break the system, right?
He's an outside guy.
He's a billionaire.
He's powerful.
He doesn't need anyone's support.
So this is...
This proves that that's a lie for a lot of people.
There are plenty of other reasons why you probably would figure out that he is in defense of the wealthy and in defense of the establishment.
But this is like undeniable evidence for a lot of the MAGA support, which is why for the first time ever, there are a lot of people in his base that are like, what the fuck is going on here?
Like Alex Jones is crying on television every night saying like, Mr. President, you got to release the files.
I don't know what you're doing.
Yeah.
You got to release those files.
You got to exonerate yourself.
Yeah.
And that's where we're at right now.
Go ahead, Maya.
So, well, two questions.
One, there were just a bunch of rich, powerful people that wanted to rape minors.
Yes.
Or did.
Wanted to.
Both minors and adults as well.
We don't know the extent of the involvement, but like Jeffrey Epstein definitely did sex traffic minors for sure.
100%.
And number two, did you see Kevin Spacey's tweet?
I did.
Marsh, you want to pull up Kevin Spacey's tweet?
So Kevin Spacey.
Release it.
I want to be exonerated too.
Did you see Stephen King's tweet?
No.
Yes.
That one was also crazy.
Wait, what is Stephen King's tweet?
Well, Stephen King says the Epstein files exist.
So do like tooth fairies.
First, let's talk about Kevin Spacey.
Basically saying that they're Kevin Spacey tweets out, release the Epstein files, all of them.
For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can't come soon enough.
I hate to make this about me, but the media already has.
Now, what's really interesting about this is that Kevin Spacey is, one, very connected to both the Clintons and Jeffrey Epstein.
And two, already very guilty of taking advantage of minors.
Yeah, he had his own case, except he was exonerated.
Why was he exonerated?
Because some of the victims died under mysterious circumstances and another victim revoked his testimony.
I do not know this man.
Yeah.
Kevin Spacey is a really scary guy, I will admit.
He did fucking gives me the hee-jeebies.
A kid?
A minor?
There was some sexual assault charges specifically related to, I believe, someone who was a minor.
Yes.
Can you show Stephen King's tweet?
This is interesting.
I tried to read one Stephen King book one time and I don't remember which one it was, but it started with a absolutely brutal rape of a little boy in a forest.
And it was so description.
And I could not, it's one of the only books I read like the first chapter of, and I felt so sick I couldn't read anymore.
So Stephen King, who is notoriously not a Trump supporter or a supporter of Trump.
Yeah, Stephen King is a very prominent Trump critic for the past 10 years.
This is the first time he has said something that is like kind of in defense of Donald Trump.
Wait, don't move the tweet away.
He says the Epstein client list is real.
So is the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.
So everyone went, what a weird mill to die on.
The one time he's going to like kind of defend Trump is like at the behest of like a international sex trafficking of minor conspiracy.
I saw a quote reach a quote tweet of that tweet with 186,000 likes that said, oh, he's definitely on that.
So he then continued to be like, well, the list is not real.
Like Jeffrey Epstein definitely did do some stuff.
And I mean, he was affiliated with Woody Allen.
He like, I think, defended Woody Allen.
Woody Allen was affiliated with Jeffrey Epstein.
So like there is a...
It's a classic case of methinks the lady doth protest too much.
And it's been really interesting seeing like prominent figures coming out and like making statements about this to be like, oh, the list is not real.
Don't look at it.
Defending Trump Again00:14:22
Yeah.
If it's real, my name is on it then like Donald Trump.
No, this is a different one.
I was just saying, Stephen King's a wacko.
A lot of people don't know this because they've only seen the movie It, but in the book, it, there's essentially a scene.
Yeah.
There's a gangbang.
Where like, and it's like with children.
Like in the book, there's like a section where it's like...
It's a gangbang.
The girl's like, don't worry, guys.
Like, what does she say exactly?
She has sex with all the boys.
Yeah, she's like, I'll make it better or something.
And then they just all have sex with her.
And it's like in a book.
Yeah.
Stephen King's it.
He's a weirdo.
Yeah.
Thank God I'm illiterate.
Well, now that we're feeling very down on the United States, how about we start to feel good about the United States with this week's America Me Up?
Oh, wow.
I'm ready.
This one's a special Maya Higa edition.
Oh.
Okay.
How do you feel about that?
I'm scared.
I custom tailored this to your interests.
Just found out I was going to be here.
Well, I have time in the car.
Okay, okay.
I'm ready.
It took me tens of minutes.
Okay.
Please pull up the video I sent you, Marsh.
Thank you.
In South Central Washington.
Oh my God, Goldendale?
I fucking know Goldendale.
Oh my God.
That's on Interstate 82, just north of Biggs, Oregon.
You take Interstate 82 through Washington on the way to Yakima.
Oh my fucking God, Golden Dale.
This is Washington.
This is already a hit.
I've fucking been to Golden Dale.
I literally did Pacific Northwest mention.
Like, he's a fucking Brazilian Twitter.
This is amazing.
I've been to I've been to Golden.
I'm in hell.
I recognize shit.
Watch.
You're going to show the Dairy Queen in the gas.
That was it.
We're done.
That was it?
Just Golden Dale.
This is so exciting.
I recognize all this.
I've got the speeding ticket in Goldendale.
Okay.
In the Columbia River Gorge.
What is that?
That's my home.
I used to drive.
As a kid, we used to drive through there all the time.
All right.
Go ahead.
Go up.
This is so exciting.
You're going to love it.
Gorgeous.
Against a backdrop of rolling farms, fields, and forests.
Pretty phenomenal.
First time we saw it, we were blown away.
Oh, yeah.
But now there's another site.
Just wow.
Just crazy.
It's just something that you never imagined seeing.
It's just hard to believe that somebody could make this.
Wow.
It's a 24K golden laboo baby.
Yeah, that's just wow.
That's it.
This is freedom, the world's largest bronze eagle, finally hatched and ready to take after Hassan.
You seem to be not that enthused by the world's largest bronze eagle.
It's cool.
It's cool.
Maya Higa.
Tell me, you're not absolutely six to midnight on this Bronze Eagle right now.
I'm not sure what that is.
I don't know.
That sounds like a bad thing.
Maya.
Your dick is hard.
Hold on, hold on.
Did the bronze eagle make your dick hard or not?
Did it make my six to midnight?
Can you explain what that actually like?
Where did that come from?
Look at that, Marshall.
The hand on a clock.
Yes.
Six minutes to midnight.
Yeah, like your penis shoots up when blood flow takes.
Six to midnight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But hold on.
Six minutes to midnight is like 115 minutes.
But yeah, but then it should be six hours to midnight.
Oh my gosh.
It goes to midnight.
Like you get, like it gets an erection.
It's a really basic.
I see.
Okay, from six to midnight, not six minutes to midnight.
Yeah, six hours.
They are saying six hours to midnight, but it's six.
Okay.
Six to midnight.
You got that.
Thank you so much.
Yakima Valley.
All right.
Wait, what will you have a very...
I want Meister.
How is your dick, Maya?
Um, personally, I think that there are way cooler birds.
Okay, all right, let's go back to the video.
She obviously is a Philistine and doesn't care.
Fuck your involved eagle.
That's our baby.
That's I'm very proud.
We are very proud.
Tom and Barbara Rock.
Now, obviously, you would think that these people made the eagle, correct?
They said commissioned.
They commissioned it.
You just have to know everything.
I'm sorry, I can read.
What did you want for me?
Which is now the talk of the town.
People just keep coming hour after hour.
But the story of how it got here is truly a saga.
They told me it would take six months a year.
How long do you think it took?
Four years.
Okay, good guess.
Good guess.
50 years.
Don't you hate that?
It's like how much you think this is.
And then they fucking blow it.
I hate them.
You know, birds.
I'll go six and a half.
Good guess.
Go ahead, Blan.
That was nine and a half years ago.
Wow.
And the cost went up about the same as the amount of years.
Nine dollars.
It started at their kitchen table in 2015.
Barbara loves art.
Ty loves eagles.
They have money and wanted to make their favorite local artist even.
Can you go back a little bit and show that bird's feet, please?
Yes.
Like, keep going.
He's got four.
Why did they...
Okay, sorry.
I have...
I feel like they gave him zygotyl feet.
Does it not look like he's got two feet in the front and two feet in the back?
Yeah, it kind of does.
That's incorrect.
I thought it was three and a half.
Creative Liberties.
Ty loves eagles.
They have money and wanted to make their favorite local artist even more famous.
Heather Green gained national attention as a prodigy when she was six years old.
She did not know.
And this was Heather a decade ago.
Oh, sorry for saying that.
When she first started working on the Eagle at her foundry in Cascade Locks.
Barbara Cascade said, How would you like to do a big eagle?
Rich Green is Heather's husband, her spokesperson, and for this project, The Wind Beneath Her Wings.
Oh my gosh.
How is this fucking over?
What is going on?
They just cooked the largest bronze eagle.
Yeah, well, I've watched a few American meups.
What the fuck happens with this thing?
Something's got to happen.
Okay.
All right.
Let's go to the end then.
No, no, Let's keep going.
Let's keep going.
Go, go, go a minute forward.
No.
Yes.
There, go ahead.
Now watch from here.
Heather got a second-degree sunburn on her back.
Rich, a compression fracture when he fell off a wing.
So I had to sit on the couch for six weeks.
Did you ever at any point, Rich, think, I can't do this anymore?
I did that right as nothing was fitting right in these holes.
And that's when I literally went out behind the building and prayed.
And I said, I need help, God.
Beautiful.
Because if you can create the whole universe, you can do this.
Yeah.
And then within a day, I could see everything that I needed to do.
Why is everybody laughing?
That's beautiful.
Small town America is awesome.
That's beautiful.
All right.
Well, let's play and watch the conclusion.
I'm sorry.
These people are behaving like medieval peasants.
Let's watch the adding.
Last month, they used a 50-ton crane to move the finished masterpiece into town.
The eagle landed right next to the Goldendale post office.
Its sheer size, breathtaking, and drawing crowds.
35,000 pounds, and each wing weighs 10,000 pounds.
Still put that into perspective.
Each one of these panels weighs 30 pounds.
That's about a fourth of my body weight.
And there are 800 on the eagle, and they were all put together by hand.
It looked better than we thought it was going to look.
It looked beautiful.
And it's fantastic.
After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears.
I love you.
I love you.
So proud of you.
Give me five.
Give me five.
Yeah.
The entire Ross family is savoring the celebration of this monumental feat.
It's stunning.
You just see the hard work in every little feather and every little talon.
Now the twist comes.
Beautiful.
And expensive.
So the eagle will eventually have to leave its perch in Goldendale.
What?
It's now for sale.
How much is still a mystery?
Pause.
So are you fucking the underlying insinuation is that this family spent way too much on this eagle getting it done.
Now, if you were to take a guess on how much you think this eagle costs.
What's the material?
Bronze.
Bronze.
Well, I'm going off the Streamer Award statues here.
Okay.
I'm going to break the fourth wall.
Good, good, good.
Those statues cost about $300 a little sucker.
Yeah.
I spend about $10,000 every year on trophies.
Sure.
And that's probably one little feather.
Five pounds per each of those.
$10,000.
So I'm going to put this at like $120,000.
I think it's $2 million.
It's millions for sure.
Really?
I'm like so confident it's millions.
I go 4.6.
You think it's more?
I said 2 million.
Wait, let me see if my math tracks.
So how many pounds of hand does?
Wait, wait, no.
I want to see my math.
How many pounds is it again?
35,000.
Okay, 35, how many zeros is that?
Three.
Three.
Is that many?
Yeah.
Okay.
Times $10,000.
Okay, so I think it's $350 million.
Good math.
Good math.
Thank you.
All right, go ahead.
Now let's play because they insinuate a buyer, too.
Go ahead.
Cost us enormous amount that we hadn't really figured on to begin with.
How much?
You see these hands?
I've got arthritis from writing the checks.
Several million is the closest we got to an exact amount.
There's a lot of buzz over who might swoop in to buy it, and much of the speculation is nesting around President Trump.
I really do.
I really hope he sees all of it, and I hope that it lands with the family.
Okay, oh my god, this is it.
You fucking brought it back.
You brought it back.
There is speculation that Donald Trump might buy this eagle and put it on the front lawn of the white house.
Is this new?
Is this new?
This just happened this week.
He's gonna do this.
Oh, God.
What better way to distract from the Epstein files than a 35,000-pound bronze eagle?
Dude, this is why it's over.
I've been there forever.
I think it would be brilliant.
Yeah.
Yeah, lady, look at your outfit.
You clearly don't have a good eye for fucking aesthetics.
You look like a billboard.
You look like shit.
Of course you want to fucking put an ugly ass bald eagle outside of the fucking White House.
What's next?
An above-ground pool?
Is that what we're going to do?
Maya.
You've got to be on the other side of this issue, isn't it?
You love the Eagle.
Defend it.
No, I actually.
Defend the Eagle.
How long is the Eagle going to be there for?
Because I think I can pay for it.
They're trying to.
You think you can pay on that?
No, I'm not going to buy the Eagle.
I can't afford the Eagle, but I'm just saying I could go see it and take a picture with it.
Oh, my God.
He wants to go to Yakima Valley.
You're so dumb.
Cool.
I'll go get that Dairy Queen.
I'll make a special trip.
I'll make a podcast.
Get that Dairy Queen!
A Patreon video.
I finished the video so we can wrap this up in front of the Washington Monument.
Wherever the Eagle goes, Goldendale's name will be on it.
Rich Green is now guarding the Eagle 24-7, living in a trailer right behind its right wing and flight to its permanent home.
Oh, they're going to fuck it up.
Isn't that cool?
And as he answers questions and listens to the people who stop and snap selfies, he says one thing is as clear as the blue sky above.
Freedom is a bipartisan bird.
That's right.
We've had people here that hate the party in power, and we've had people here that love the party in power.
They love this.
So that, to me, is like, that's amazing.
That's a really good point.
I've been on a 20-year bet from the Air Force, in the Air Force.
Just like the Epstein Files.
Me with Winnie.
Well, that is freedom.
And we thank God for it every day of our lives.
And this is just a representation of that for us.
It represents that freedom.
So I think it's awesome.
And we're seven in Golden Day.
And you guys, I think on that moment, we can all come together.
In the name of Jesus Christ.
In the name of Jesus Christ.
Amen.
Leader of our country.
Jesus.
Jesus of Nazareth, white Jesus.
White Jesus.
The chaste and beautiful, long, luscious locks of hair.