Jason Leween joins Will Arnett in Los Angeles to discuss raging wildfires, gaming controversies, and dating app allegations while promoting Beam Dream Powder. The conversation shifts to personal fears like arachnophobia, childhood corporal punishment involving steel rulers, and debunking myths about stink bugs and hair growth. Amidst debates on boxing matches and viral trends, the episode blends comedic banter with serious reflections on trauma and misinformation, ultimately highlighting how shared vulnerabilities unite the cast despite chaotic external events. [Automatically generated summary]
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Hinge Voice for 30-Year-Olds00:09:24
Okay, yeah, no, I saw that.
I've retired my hinge.
Can you do the hinge voice?
Can you do the hinge voice?
Yeah, let me do a hinge voice in front of a bunch of 30-year-olds.
I don't know if it's a good idea.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where the crew is back together and we have a very, very special guest, Jason Leween.
Thank you so much.
He's right.
Wow.
Happy to be here.
Hey, well, welcome.
Welcome to the Fear Ann.
This Hellish Fires, the seventh layer of hell to open up in Los Angeles to be able to get all four of the original cast members here together.
This is amazing.
I feel a little out of place.
Why?
No, I'm just kidding.
I feel I'm old.
Okay, that's right.
Didn't we make you feel welcome when you...
Well, you know what?
I made you feel welcome.
You did.
Thank you.
Hassan was kind of moody, a little sassy today.
Yeah, well, he came in and Jason just kind of stood there and I was like, I got to be the person to talk.
I appreciate you for that.
Because if I don't, it's going to be awkward.
Eventually, after five minutes, I said... 127.
It's not 127.
I think it's 128.
No, it's not 127.
This is also.
This happens to also be the first.
Oh, I did not do the autism test.
This is not.
You're autistic.
This is the only day that I've ever streamed for an hour and then stopped streaming randomly because I was like, I couldn't do it because I had so much pain.
Hassan, respectfully, I think I understand you're in pain.
However, I think it would have been the same if he would have walked in that.
Is that how you are on stream?
No.
He's a really asshole.
No, no.
He's nice.
No.
He loves you.
I am accommodating.
It's just right now.
I'm not, you know, I'm not at my best.
Let's do some zinc.
Since Sins.
Yeah, on that note.
We love Hassan here.
We just give him a hard time.
Yeah, no.
Austin just tries to dagger me in my weakest moments right now.
He's like kicking a man while he's down.
Typical.
Typical Austin behavior.
You want to try it?
You want to try the Zen?
Here we go.
Have you ever had one?
I don't think you should do that.
Have you ever had one before?
I have.
Really?
I have.
Was it a sixer or a three?
I don't know.
What the fuck does that mean?
No, A bear trap?
No, You'll throw up.
You'll throw up.
Just get, just put one.
I don't know if I'll be able to talk.
That's good content.
Is this illegal?
I'm 20.
No, wait.
Is it 21 or 18?
That's 18.
Give me that back.
I don't know.
It's 18.
No, it's definitely 21.
Is it really?
I think so.
You got a fake?
You're going to check it out.
Yeah.
That's why he fell out of place.
He's the only one under 30 at this table.
Holy fucking shit.
Not only super under 30.
We had a quick age check.
31.
30.
I'm 35 years old.
I'm 33.
Yes.
Hello.
I'm old.
Should you pick up on that one?
Yeah, I'm old.
Hi, I'm 35.
Is that a real mic test?
Are you just fucking with me?
Yeah, Marsh was like, when Marsh said, wait, can you say that again?
I was like, oh, he's in disbelief.
There's no way.
I'm 33 years old.
Holy fucking shit.
But I got a lot of mileage on my body, I think.
Like, I'm feeling like I'm 58.
That's what I feel like right now.
I'm fresh.
I don't have a lot of mileage.
You have the most mileage.
No, I have a, when they were partying, I was at Applebee's eating wonton tacos and Oreo milkshakes in college.
Okay.
They drank in their 20s.
I drank water.
I'm ready to party now.
So what age is old for y'all?
Probably 45.
We measure age.
Like, it's a time measurement, but I think people age at different rates based on their health.
So it really depends on how healthy you are.
When you get to a certain age, Jason, you start to say, my age is just a number.
Yeah.
That's how you know you've kind of gotten to it.
What age were you when you said that?
Like 30.
Yeah, 30.
You're just like, ah, I feel old.
I think 28 is when you're going to start being like.
I'm old.
It's fine.
It's not.
I'm just, I'm not 30 yet.
I'm not 30.
Y'all pulling up to my 21st or what?
When is it?
I don't know yet.
Okay.
Well, yeah, we're pulling up, all of us.
I don't know about that.
It's pretty literal.
Bro, I don't know how to pull up.
I'm going to phase up because unlike this fraudulent auntie, I'm a real one.
I'll be there.
No, this is.
I'm not wearing it right now.
Oh, you're not wearing your chain.
It's in my jewelry box in my to-go box to evacuate.
Now we know who's responsible to face house arson.
That wasn't me.
I was the one that texted him and told him to leave.
Okay.
He was an OC.
Creepy.
He's obsessed.
I'm just aware of what my nephew is doing.
I'm sorry.
When some people are not being positive enough role models, like I have to step in.
You're trying to go and party with him.
No, I'm trying to be there as a chaperone.
Oh, okay.
Also, also.
I would love to do drugs.
Also, no, we're not doing drugs.
Where were you these past couple of days?
Oh, I can answer that.
In League Elo Hell.
That's where you were.
That is.
You and who were you playing with?
We queued a couple games.
I tried to play with him, but he's awful.
Come on.
Yeah, I won.
He beat Dante.
I played with fan fan.
She was bad.
Yeah, who else did you play with?
Yvonne.
Who else did you play with?
I play with Dom.
I feel like there's a person missing from this list, QD.
You know what I came up with the idea?
That is not.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, pause.
Not true.
I've been doing the grind to gold since 2018.
That's so sad.
Don't admit that.
But you came up with the idea of the both of us doing it together.
But every time the week before the season ends, I grind and I never make it.
So I have a theory.
Why wouldn't you just let me carry you?
Number one, you didn't have a computer last night.
That is.
You were evacuated.
I was here.
Well, okay.
What rank are you?
What?
What rank are you?
My highest rank?
Emerald.
Damn.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, you would know.
I peaked like plant one when I was 16.
But in Rival Marvels, I'm headed up to Diamond right now.
You know, I'm no big deal.
Ranked came out.
I got to play that.
Oh, it's pretty good.
You don't play TV?
I don't want to talk about Marvel rivals.
It's dead to me.
It's dead to me.
Okay, so obviously, a lot of you guys are probably aware that we are still in Los Angeles, California.
And Los Angeles, California is currently on fire.
Okay.
And I have a theory.
I have a theory.
And today, this is going to be a little bit like a deposition.
QT Blair Cinderella.
You and Ludwig Agron must address the crimes against the people of Los Angeles that you have committed by opening up a portal of hell and causing these wildfires to happen in Los Angeles in a deal with the devil to get to platinum for Lud and perhaps an even more difficult accomplishment than Ludwig reaching platinum.
You finally getting out of bronze.
No, no, no.
Bronze has never been the problem.
I would like to make that very clear.
You finally got out.
Bronze has never been the problem.
I'm always out of bronze.
You have to deny the accusation.
Number one.
It's surprising that the fires have gotten this big since Hassan lives here and he, that guy, that guy blows.
All of them.
You cannot deflect away.
You would think you would blow me out.
Look how much that guy stinks.
Okay.
Can I here still haven't denied it yet?
Oh, I did it.
Here's the evidence I have.
Cutie's been permastuck in Braun since, by her own admission, 2018.
Okay.
No.
Since 2018.
What has changed?
We've had wildfire seasons in California, Los Angeles since 2018, routinely.
Okay.
Some of them have been devastating, like the campfire fire.
That was devastating.
Okay.
It has never been this destructive nor disastrous.
Some liberals might call this climate change and erratic weather patterns and having an incredibly dry, rainy season for Los Angeles.
I say you did a deal with the devil.
Well, I am a liberal, and this was our January 6th, but we got a little confused because we were empathetic, and so we lit our own state on fire.
Excuse me.
Your honor, she's too tired to commit this crime.
Yeah.
That's actually so true.
She's too tired.
What have you been doing?
What have I been doing?
You spent 54 hours playing League of Legends.
Leave her alone.
Yeah.
54 hours in the...
There's not even that many hours in two days.
League of Legends Addiction00:15:22
Well, it made me happy.
I'm happier than ever.
My house is hot.
You're happy playing League?
I love it.
I love League of Legends.
I'm happy.
I think that's a good thing.
I'd be happier.
No, I've got it.
I'm not.
How easily he opened that kind of ruined.
Your face looks swollen and stupid and soggy.
Saggy.
Damn it.
I said soggy.
I am soggy.
I've got tears in my eyes from the pain I feel, but in the pain in my heart.
I've been playing league and watching the fires, and that's all I've been doing.
That's a watching the fires to be like, come on, devil.
Look at all the fires that I signed off on.
Take me to gold, please.
It's just, you know, I think I'm the people's princess and I don't get enough credit for it.
Ludwig, he hits all of his goals and he always does good.
And I never hit mine.
And I think I stay relatable that way.
I think it's important to have someone that's relatable in this industry.
I'm not on magazine covers.
I'm not a size zero.
No, I'm not.
You're on complex.com.
That's not a magazine cover.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, but you will be it.
You will be.
Yeah, what magazine has Lud been on?
I don't know.
I'm talking about other streamers.
I'm talking about the, I'm talking about the Pokemon, the Valkyrays, the magazines covers.
Valkyrie's been on freaking Vogue.
Do you think I can get a Vogue?
No.
I do.
Wait, do you magnify?
Yeah.
Oh.
No, just women only.
I'm trying to go to the Gucci fashion shows trying to up my fashion.
What do you mean by that?
You know, you could just buy a ticket?
No, like, I want to sit like...
No, no, he wants, he wants an invite.
You want to be on the stage where they'd walk past and you're saying there like nonchalantly.
Either you need to have it or, and I'm saying this is like, you know, sometimes brands will invite me to stuff.
He's bragging.
He's saying it's bragging.
Or you need to hire.
Yes, I'm bragging.
Or you need to hire a PR person that specifically does that.
So you've been to one of these shows?
I have refused to go to some of these shows, yes.
Because of Dolcin Cobano.
He doesn't.
Why?
What did they do?
They're supportive Animal Fur.
It's not that.
It's just that it was like, it was not the best brand fit, let's say, because it's like very expensive brand and also kind of gauche.
So I feel like if I went to the bottom of the world, Taylor Swift.
If I went to Milan Fashion Week at their invitation, I would have...
It was also at a time where I was getting doxed and like yelled at a lot for being a rich socialist.
What does gauche mean?
The wedding was charming if a little gauche.
Oh, okay, now I understand.
What does that mean, you think?
It's only so far new money goes.
Oh, just like it's, it's like, it's your just fucking just.
It's tacky.
It's loud.
It's brash.
Which, by the way, I like a Dolce Ingabana.
I wear some of their stuff.
When they send me stuff, please keep sending me stuff.
Yeah.
They send you free clothes.
They sent me the Dolching Gabona Razor chair, too.
What the fuck?
That's the one that you sit on.
Wait, what?
My second seat is Dolce Ingabana's seat.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
I didn't even know they made chairs.
No, I didn't either.
You'll get there.
You'll get there.
We haven't let Jason introduce himself.
Jason, please introduce yourself.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
We're like 20 minutes in.
Nah, my name is Jason.
I'm a streamer and I like to eat food.
That's amazing.
What's your favorite food?
This is why we don't let people introduce themselves.
I think he needed to introduce himself.
I think it was important for his self-esteem.
Okay.
Not true.
Do you feel better now?
I do feel a little better.
That's what I feel.
Okay.
You got pretty high self-esteem.
You got a lot of confidence.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've seen, okay, I got a question for you, Jason.
Sure.
You did something that is like one of the most ballsy things I've ever seen a streamer do.
You popped up without even flinching your phone with all your DMs on your dating profile.
Oh.
Now I have a question for you.
Was that like your stream dating profile or was that your actual dating profile?
I don't have an off-stream dating profile.
Just for a frame of reference, he uses Grindr.
Oh, everyone of his family.
No, we need to do a Grinder stream.
Well, now he was...
Oh, he can't.
So for the record.
Let's do a Grindr stream.
Put out the shit.
We couldn't really do a Grinder segment.
No, no, no, no.
For the record, I don't actively use Grinder right now, but have I used Grindr?
Absolutely.
And looking for a come hungry power bottom, willing to do third-party, no, he's looking for a come hungry.
Hold on, no, no, no.
Look, this is an appropriate conversation to be having around Jason.
I'm a grown-ass man.
I can't.
Do you know what a comehunger?
I mean, I think I could do.
Connect the dots.
I'm not a bottom.
Do I look like power is generated from the bottom?
First of all, there's nothing wrong with bottoms.
I say I appreciate it.
Bottoms rights advocacy.
I just don't.
It's not something that I prefer to do, but it's something that's something that you're physically incapable of doing.
No, no, I think.
A man loves a man.
Look, none of this is none of this is appropriate.
Look, what are you talking about?
You started the conversation.
I didn't bring up Grinder.
Yeah, you brought up dating apps.
Yeah, I was just asking, is that your, is that your, is the dating, is the dating app you showed on screen, is that the one you actually use?
I haven't, I haven't used the dating app to actually go dating.
Okay.
You use Discord.
Okay, all right.
He also just like does like his own version of sexy voice.
Okay, yeah, no, I saw that.
I've retired my hinge voice.
Can you do the hinge voice?
Can you do the hinge voice?
Yeah, we do a hinge voice in front of a bunch of 30-year-olds.
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Not well, Will.
The world's on fire.
I can't sleep at all, Will.
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He looks tired.
He does.
I am exhausted and thank you for noticing.
You show it.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
That's the nicest thing.
No, it's the nicest thing anybody ever said to me.
And I feel like it shows that I have room to grow.
And I'm going to do that by doing this.
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I don't know if it's a good idea.
Dude, it was, it was, I have trauma from this because I go on, I go on Pokey and Lily's podcast, sweet and sour, and they're like, tell us your story with the FaZe Boys.
How did you meet Jason?
Tell this story.
He met you on Hinge?
Yeah, we met on Hinge.
No, I tell this story, blah, blah, and I see the clip on TikTok and I'm like, oh, that's great.
And I click on the comments and the comments are like, why is this search bar cutie Cinderella grooms FaZe Boys?
And I was like, Judy groomed me.
She groomed you?
No, I didn't.
Look at the way he flinched when you went up like that.
She's obviously scared.
And so I'm like, I like, it made me so like, what the fuck?
Like, it's crazy.
What?
How did things happen?
Well, we met on Hinge.
You groomed him to what?
Be a fine gentleman?
No, no, it was just weird.
It was this weird.
And then I like go down this route.
Nice young man.
Yeah.
And so I just think you guys are being a little inappropriate around this child.
No, he's not a child.
I'm a grown-ass fucking man.
I'm just saying.
It was just, I just, this is so when you're sitting here talking on this, anyway, I didn't groom anything.
We didn't have a whole conversation.
Wait, talk about what sex?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and he doesn't know about it.
Okay.
Man, a man loves man.
You can't control like what the TikTok search bar is.
Like there's some crazy.
No, you can't.
It was crazy.
No, yeah.
There was like, you know, Mags had his whole thing with a Cine Arch thing.
Oh, that was, well, he controlled that one.
No, no, he misclicked.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
No, sometimes you go in the comments.
I saw him admit to it.
I saw the clip where he was.
He didn't keep saving your boy, though.
I saw him go.
Yeah, I saw it.
Sometimes you unconsciously clicked the blue comment.
Okay, well, he seemingly was conscious when he admitted to why he clicked on it.
Well, I clicked on the blue comic because I was like, what could they possibly have that shows Cutie Cinderella grooms boys?
What was it?
She's buying him toys.
It went to this clip of this girl, like explaining how Banks grooms all the FaZe Boys.
And that's why he only has children work for him.
And I'm like, what's going on?
Like, I just, it was Banks groomed me.
No!
Stop saying this.
You do.
Did not get groomed.
You do have a proclivity towards Chrome hearts now.
Oh, I know.
I have one Chrome heart.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
I have one Chrome Hearts.
I think Banks groomed me too.
I think Banks grew me too because I want Chrome hearts now.
Oh, yeah.
Banks just chrome head to toe.
No.
Oh, Chrome head to toe.
I thought I said groomed head to toe.
No.
Jesus Christ.
Cinderella is worried about these allegations.
I just know the only person that found me underraged was Ron.
Ron groomed you?
Ron groomed me.
No, stop.
Wait, what?
How old was Ron?
They're like the first time.
He was 18.
Talk about some real shit.
What did you first start doing when you were streaming?
When?
What did I start doing?
Oh, man.
Brings me back.
Did a lot of things.
I played a lot of Valorant.
Okay.
I was like late 17, turning 18.
And you must have been good at Valorant.
Nah, I was like, I hit like Ascendant 3.
Okay, that's good.
That's good.
Yeah, nah, I don't want to use it.
Yeah, no, the past.
I did a lot of things in the past.
He's so bad at things.
He would flirt with women.
No, no, no, no.
This is what I did.
All right.
I would call, I would go on this website called E-Pal, and I would call girls moms.
No, it used to be e-girl.
Remember, e-girl?
Oh, yeah.
I've done that too, by the way.
I have a very famous video.
Oh my God, let's listen.
You have an e-pal?
No, I didn't have an e-pal, but I hired e-girls to carry me and COD.
Holy shit.
Do you think I could sell myself on e-pal?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, you could.
Yo, you know what we did?
You know what we should do for?
A bronze league player.
We should do you and Hassan e-pal against each other and who can make more money in a day.
What?
That's a good idea.
Why are you giggling?
He's laughing.
Your fans are.
He doesn't think you're a real threat.
I'm not going to lie.
He's 18.
I know all this, huh?
But he's worse at video games than you are.
It's not about video games.
It's about voice.
It's about looking.
Do you hear the voice?
For me?
Yeah, you need to do it.
You have an equal voice.
Give me your sexy voice you used.
Dude, you sound like Buffalo.
No.
Both of your bills sounds like, you don't know what pain is.
Yeah.
You know your sexy e-pale.
Riz voice.
Do the Riz voice, Jason.
Do the Riz voice.
Okay, but I kind of like need someone to do it too.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
She already groomed you.
Okay, okay.
Are you ready?
Are you waiting for this?
I'm your, I'm on Hinge.
Blip.
I click on your profile.
I see you say things.
I'm listening.
I'm not looking.
I'm not looking.
On your profile, I see a photo of you with black hair with the gray tank top.
He's cute.
And I think to myself, he's a handsome young man.
Okay.
Okay.
And then I see you also have a sense of humor because what is lo and behold, I scroll down.
It says, like, oh, I hate period cramps.
I'm like, wow, this person understands the plight that I go through.
I'm a Vietnamese girl of Vietnamese descent growing up in Seaside at the age of 18.
This is way too free.
You might have been grooming.
Okay.
Now, I said to you, I love Boba.
Can we go on a Boba date?
He's going to be called Who Groomed Jason.
What the fuck is this conversation?
I love Boba.
Can we go on a Boba date?
Why are you a Vietnamese girl?
Are you a Vietnamese girl?
He's Vietnamese.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I knew that.
You did not know that.
I did know that.
I had no idea.
What are you?
He's avoiding the voice.
Don't let him out of it.
I can't do the voice.
She can't.
Guess what I am?
He's not going to guess your voice.
Guess my ethnicity.
Oh, my God.
We can't move through one block of content.
You look white.
Thank you.
That's what he has.
Please give me your voice.
Okay.
Boba.
I want boba.
All right, fine.
I'll do it again.
Oh, my.
What's good, Momus?
There's so much lip movement.
Is that part of it?
Does that help with the frequency?
Yeah, no, it helps.
You got to get into it.
I'm not really into it right now.
Okay, do your visual.
Everybody do their Riz voice.
Go ahead.
My Riz voice?
Yeah, what's your Riz Voice?
You gotta get real baritone with it.
I just had a little Steve Blum.
I just love it.
You like squint a little bit.
Squid a little bit?
Oh, no.
He squidwarded a little bit.
Okay, okay, you do it.
Well, I just probably like start to talk real low like this.
Yeah, how are we doing?
That's what I'm doing.
Oh, yeah.
Cutie, do your Riz voice.
I'm not doing that.
Do your Riz voice.
This is not a safe place for a woman.
Do your Riz voice.
You drop your voice real low.
You're late.
Do your Riz voice.
I go like this.
I get really.
Oh, my God.
She's like the one who sold the blood.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Theranos.
Yeah.
Elizabeth Theranos.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, what's up?
Say that you have an exciting new product you want to introduce the world to with only one drop of blood.
What is this from?
Oh my God.
You don't know anything.
I don't get the reference either.
He doesn't.
We're young.
Yeah, he's 20.
He's 20.
You're a grown-ass adult.
I'm 20.
Figure out your life.
I don't know what the hell they're talking about either.
Theranos?
I don't know what you're talking about.
The famous, like, the famous lady with the turtleneck who got arrested and went to jail for defrauding.
I grew up in not that culture.
Straight Guy at Gay Bar00:06:42
This was five years ago.
In the United States of America.
It was a very high-profile case.
You were 30.
Yes.
Thank you.
I'm 30.
She defrauded her investors by lying and saying that with one drop of blood, you're going to find genetic diseases.
I was very busy five years ago.
Doing what?
Streaming.
Wait, five years ago was COVID.
I think we were all kind of busy.
We were busy dealing with the global pandemic.
What were you doing?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, here's my Riz voice.
This is how I do it.
Like, hey, what's this?
This was all big.
Oh, my God.
Do this Riz voice.
That's clipped in all text.
This is a fan cam right now.
What are you into these days outside of streaming?
Like, what's got your ear, your attention?
You know, I like to go to the gym a lot.
That's not true.
This guy just wants to laugh.
Why is he laughing?
I told Jason he should get a personal trainer.
Bro, you just, you literally walked in the house and said, I'm getting fat.
You know, it's just.
I'm getting fat, but I still go to the gym.
Okay.
That's fair.
Do you?
I just eat.
I just eat.
Yeah.
I've been getting full a lot.
Okay.
You know, I need to get back, though.
Honestly, I'm going to go right after this.
I'm going to go right.
I'm going to the gym after this.
With the air quality?
Yeah, you could probably wait.
You can wait until the air quality is better.
I'm going to go to LA Fitness.
I go to LA Fitness.
Wow, I respect that.
I go to an LA Fitness.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Go to LA Fitness, maybe a chest pump in, and then go home and do some work.
Gone.
A lot of work.
What does work consist of?
You know, business meetings at 10 p.m. On a Thursday night.
Okay.
Okay.
Actually, I do, I get meetings.
I plan out future content.
You know, I'm an aspiring streamer.
So I don't think you're aspiring anymore, brother.
I think you've done it.
You're a streamer.
You're right.
You could quit now.
You wanted?
Yeah.
That's what Austin did.
When do y'all want to retire?
Hey, yeah, that's right.
I did.
You did retire.
I don't know.
No, not yet.
I'll come back.
Give me a second.
Once this fucking asshole get in my tub.
He's been suck in his tub.
Oh, wait.
I forgot to reply to you.
There was a fire.
There was a fire.
I felt bad.
Like, I felt like I did ask her to get in the tub, but I was like, man, it'd be really insensitive to be like, hey, hello.
Am I during the fire?
Oh, was it?
Because you called us approximately 18 times collectively, like me, Caroline, between me, Caroline, and Will.
You called us like 18 times yesterday.
You called me twice while I was getting drilled in the mouth.
Like I had, I had two dudes.
Two dudes inside of my mouth from what is going on?
I was at the dentist.
Yeah, okay.
And this guy knew that I was at the dentist and called me anyway.
What the fuck did you want to tell him?
I did not know you were at the dentist.
You literally said, why don't you pick up my, things were picking up my call, asshole, replying to a photo of me on the dentist chair because I know it gets a rise out of him.
I was like, what the fuck's this going on?
Sam doesn't realize half the time when I do this shit to him.
I know he gets, it gets surrounded.
So I poke him and I like to.
Because I'm like, because look, dude, look at that.
The reason I called is because I wanted to know.
I didn't.
Look at what I forgot to send him.
Bro, I will fight you.
Look, number one, I wanted to know if everybody was safe.
And I did call multiple times to check to see if everybody's okay.
I did.
And then I needed to know.
Call him out.
I didn't get a text.
Okay.
Call him out.
No.
Call him out.
No.
Call him out.
No, what you're about to say is not fair.
Call him out.
No, don't.
Will.
Call him out.
No.
Don't do it.
No.
No, no.
No, people are going to twist this.
He did call to check if I was okay.
I did.
He did call to check to make sure Caroline was okay.
He did call to check to make sure Hassan was okay.
Yes.
But earlier in the day.
Way earlier before any of this immaterial.
He did call a few times to make sure the gay bars were open during the fight.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That is not true.
Because he's like, no.
He's like, oh, I'm going to come to LA.
I'm going to go for the weekend.
I'm going to come to LA for the weekend.
All hell is breaking loose.
Need to make sure.
No, this is not true.
This is not true.
Have you ever been to a gay bar?
This is a...
No, no, this is a gross.
You've never been to a gay bar.
That'd be fun.
Really?
Okay.
Drag Brunson.
Go with your uncle.
Why would you do that?
We're going to a gay bar.
Just go with me.
We'll be safe.
Yeah, let's do a gay bar.
I feel like Zoomers might get mad at him for being a straight guy at a gay bar.
I don't know if 20-year-olds get mad at him.
I don't know.
You got to go to the gay bar during the daytime.
Yeah, yeah.
I think drag brunch should be done.
Yeah, drag brunch would be fine.
But if you go to the gay bar at nighttime.
What's that street in LA?
That's just gay.
Santa Monica Boulevard.
The gay street.
Down the street.
Down the street.
Boys Town.
Boys Town.
That's in Chicago.
Boystown.
We hoe.
But my point is, I called originally.
Okay.
Because he was worried about me, Will, Caroline, and also the industry.
No.
After when it got real in my head.
When it got real, I canceled everything.
Well, number one.
By the way, side note, I did have to evacuate yesterday.
Yes.
Fire was right next to my right next to my house.
I thought my house was.
You know what?
I thought your house was gone.
I'm going to let you off the hook.
First of all, I what it was early on in the day.
Okay.
It was early on in the day.
Number one, number two, what I was calling for is to make sure it was even safe to come down here.
That's what I was calling for.
Multiple times I called you.
Should I come?
Should I come?
Hassan said you should come.
So I came.
And that's what I did.
And guess where?
I'm also and guess where I'm going tonight?
I'm going to a safe location and then I'm flying out.
Oh, you're not staying here?
No.
Wait, why?
It's not a safe.
I'm too close to the fires.
What are you?
What?
I agree.
I'm taking it seriously.
I think I'm getting out of here too.
I'm sorry.
This doesn't really smell that ashy out, bro.
This house, it smells.
And for the record, please, for people that are watching.
It's perfectly fine here.
We like to joke.
Please, for the love of God, there are many people that are lost.
And I know they have lost their homes.
This is very serious.
I don't give a fuck if the gay bar was open, okay?
Because there's going to be people in the comment section that actually think that that's a real thing.
Like, people are going to be like, oh, I can't believe he really cared about the gay bar.
No, I didn't give a fuck if the gay bar was open.
He was making sure it was safe.
I was just making sure it was safe to be down here.
After he checked that we were okay.
Yes.
Made sure it was safe.
Made sure the podcast was happening.
Way down the line, he asked if the gay bar was open.
Yeah.
Okay.
He did.
Also, and also, Austin's not the only gay icon that's being responsible.
Acorns Investing Scam Alert00:03:04
Grinder, apparently, Austin's.
Yes, Grinder is posting on Instagram.
They're posting images.
Yeah.
You follow Grinder?
No, Austin told me.
Yeah, he follows Grinder.
But I've been on Grindr.
Yeah.
You have.
Not the dating application, but I've been on like their social medias.
Interesting.
What was the announcement?
Well, the announcement they were announcing locations of shelters.
Wow.
That's amazing.
The Abbey wasn't one of them.
I wonder if people were on Grinder in their shelter.
Someone had to have had a sneaky link.
There's probably.
That's great.
For sure.
For sure.
That's a real MeQ.
Yes.
I want to reiterate again, though.
I don't give a fuck.
I have to say this because they don't get it.
People don't get it.
They don't get it.
People do not get it.
People get canceled at some point.
One point.
The people that don't get it will not get it even after your clarification, so it doesn't matter.
All right, moving on.
Speaking of getting canceled.
Hey, Will.
Hey, Austin.
I'm looking to get rich.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, how are you looking to get rich?
Well, you know what?
I stumbled across this app called Acorns.
Okay.
It's an app that makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement.
I've been stealing money from Hassan and putting it in my Acorns app.
Really?
Wow.
That's amazing because QT doesn't know what she's doing.
And the fact of the matter is, you don't need to be an expert.
Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals.
I feel like you're yelling at me.
It's going to make me as rich as Hassan, I think.
Yeah, it sounds like a sound and smart way to save, not some kind of crazy get-rich scheme.
No, no, no.
And you don't need to be rich.
Yeah, just like me.
That's right.
Acorns lets you invest with spare money you've got right now.
You can start with $5 or even some loose change that you find in Hassan's bank.
Hassan's house.
I've been chilling it.
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You did a better job than me.
Jason the Ween is 20 years old.
I'm 20.
And for that reason, he gets canceled all the time because that's what the youth are doing nowadays.
They're doing woke gender.
Half of them, half of them are like super deep red-pilled cryptocurrency, Andrew Tate following kick.com cryptocurrency streamers.
And then the other half are, I think, getting really offended at age gap relationships and also, you know, canceling one another.
And speaking of which, Jason got canceled.
So Jason, tell us about your recent cancellation, please.
I mean, I didn't really get canceled.
It's just...
Yeah, it's not a real thing.
You got attacked.
Internet Way.
Pop Mart Collectibles Craze00:08:08
When you attack K-pop stands, call me a pervert.
For what?
For what?
Well, he was a pervert.
No, it wasn't.
No, I fucking.
Why were you being pervy?
Oh, man.
Was it Lisa?
Okay.
Lisa?
Blackpink?
No, no, no.
It was Nugen's.
They would have killed him if it was Black Pink.
No, assassinated him.
First of all, I was going to avoid this whole thing because they do.
Okay, I'll just TLDR.
Okay.
I was going to go to a Nugen's concert.
Yeah.
You know, it was their last concert of the year.
So I was like, fuck you.
I'm going to go.
And my boy Jay Park, he's also a K-pop idol.
We know him very well.
Actually, I've been in a music video of his.
Really?
I was the antagonist.
I was the slovenly boyfriend.
Jay Parker's a cool guy.
We've also used to play video games all the time.
I ruined a sponsored stream of his that was one of the funniest stories ever.
He was dreams.
Yeah, he used to.
He used to.
He was doing a stream for KFC Double.
What is it called?
The Double Stack?
What's it called?
That was double down.
That was bombarding.
And I didn't know that this stream was like a sponsored stream.
And I was annihilated.
I was very drunk.
And I showed up very drunk.
And I kept calling it the KFC snack flapper.
And the brand was like, please stop calling our sandwich the snack flapper.
And like during the stream, I be like, two greasy ass pieces of chicken with some cheese.
How long ago was this?
Slapped together to KFC.
A couple years back when KFC was doing Double Down like two, three years ago.
He's like, get yourself a KFC snack flapper.
And I was just messages pouring in.
In the interest of fairness, the double down was kind of bomb.
That's just me, though.
I never got sponsored for it.
I'm just saying I liked it a lot.
So he was going to this concert.
Oh, you're supposed to like go with me.
We're going to go together.
Sure.
But like the Korea, Korea had a morning period because a plane crashed.
Oh, my shit.
Yeah.
RP.
So I was out there alone.
I ended up getting hooked up by Jay Park and got backstage.
Cool.
And then you wore a babe outfit.
Yeah.
What's a babe outfit?
Babe, babe.
Babe.
Billionaire.
I don't know what it stands for, but it's a camp.
Billionaire ape.
No, it's bathing ape.
Bathing ape.
It's like a brand.
Yep.
Oh, okay.
It's an upholstery wear brand.
Okay.
I've wore it because New Jeans wore it.
Okay.
You know?
Cool.
Okay.
He's not defeating the pervy allegations.
Wow, but wearing babe?
No, because like they had a very specific outfit, and Jason was yeah, that's like that's like Dabo wearing backwards jerseys.
Okay, yeah, but it's like, I mean, I show up, like, I have the same jacket Taylor Swift has.
Okay, stand behavior.
Got it.
Okay, go on.
Yeah, show up.
Yeah.
I show up and I briefly see them before they go perform.
I say hi.
Right.
And then and they know you.
Like you're tight with them.
I'm not tight with them, but they recognize me.
You know, I've met with them before.
Because he did the famous what's your ETA dance?
Yeah.
Like the face guy, the ETA guy.
And then it went, and then it went viral in Korea.
What did you do?
Okay.
Okay.
So I got them gifts.
All right.
My plan was I was going to let them perform.
They want to be a nuisance.
Yeah.
Let them perform.
And then once they come back to their green room, I was going to get some gifts to them.
But like, I was going to let them rest for a little bit.
Then I was going to knock politely on the way out.
Just say hi real quick.
Drop some gifts off and then dip.
But in the video, these K-pop stands clipped it out of context, said I was at their dressing rooms, and I was waiting until they like, you see how they changed.
Yes, they made me look like a you look like a lecherous young man.
Wait, were you able to successfully give him the gifts?
No, I wasn't, but that's okay.
So you're just so you were just kind of waiting in the dressing room.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
It wasn't a dressing room.
Okay.
It wasn't a dressing room.
It wasn't a green room.
No, it was the org organization room.
Well, also, you're already backstage.
I think that's the big difference.
There's a bunch of artists' room and then like there's like a lounge.
What you did was totally fine.
Like chilled in a lounge.
You didn't do anything weird.
You just wanted to give them something now.
Thank you for your reassurance.
What did you get them?
Like some Pop Mart Pop Mart things.
Oh, those are like the little baby toys, right?
Yeah, it's like some toys people collect.
Yeah.
Okay, those are popping.
I know all about this.
That's not perfect.
I thought that was going to be way worse.
No, but no, they just made it seem like he was loitering outside of their house.
Oh, no, I thought you were going to like wolf whistle and like smash your head and be like, it would be different if you like went to their hotel or something like that, but you're already backstage.
I'm already backstage.
You already were, you've already gone to Shakarity.
You've already got permission.
Should be interested in fairness.
No, no.
Another thing, another thing.
Your boyfriend got me canceled too.
What did he do?
Because I called him before.
I was like, yo, what should I do if I meet them again?
New jeans.
And then Ludwig was like, you should get their contact.
You should get their contact.
And I was like, yo, no, this is, I don't think you do that with K-pop idols.
I think that's kind of weird.
And also, in the interest of fairness, like in K-pop, especially, there's a lot of stalking.
Like, I mean, obviously, there's a lot of stalking in every industry, but like, particularly in K-pop, idols are very worried about stalking from men specifically.
Wait, do they keep clipping these moments?
Yeah, they clipped it to make a compilation.
It's the same thing they did with Blake Lively.
It was a smear campaign.
They clipped it.
They proved that he's a freak pervert.
They're going to use Wilkin.
Yeah, you were lucky on something.
They clipped another clip of Ludwig saying, Yeah, you got to get their contact.
And they cut out the part where I was like, Nah.
So they made it seem like the point of do they go borrow?
Like, how big?
Damn, this got like a million impressions on Twitter.
I'm like, no way.
We might have to nuke this entire segment.
Yeah, we might have to.
We're not.
You'll be fine.
I had the same thing happen with the Swifties.
Really?
Yeah, which is funny because it's like, I'm the same thing like you're saying.
You're like, I'm a fan.
Like, I'm clearly, I'm one of them.
But then even some people were coming at you being like, he's a fake fan.
And it's like, once you start going down the hierarchy of like fandom, it's so stupid.
It's the dumbest thing in the world.
People do that with Taylor Swift all the time.
They're like, oh, so you only started listening on 1989, then you're not a real fan.
And it's like, yeah, no, it's crazy.
I remember I was in Vegas when I got canceled by the Swifties and they were like, I hope your plane ride home crashes.
And like, it was crazy.
Yeah, no, I get all types of death threats.
Yeah, they're cookie hands.
People send us, people send my address and shit.
Yeah, people are sending me my address.
But you know, that's how K-pop.
You know, I'm going to shy away from that now.
Yeah, that's wild, man.
You can become a Swifty.
No, the Olsho Docs.
What are you talking about?
You know what's nice?
I didn't even notice.
I'm a Jets fan and I talk crazy shit all the time.
No one's starting to kill me.
Yeah, because the Jets suck.
You know what's gone too far?
Is that my sister, the weird conspiracies about these fires and the fear-mongering about these fires?
Like we are sitting, the fires are happening right now.
We're sitting.
We've got water.
We have toilet paper.
We have food.
But like, my sister sent me this Instagram reel today and she's like, she's like, you have to leave.
Like, I'm begging you, please leave.
And it's this guy outside of store.
Like, it was a normal grocery store.
It had a normal, full parking lot.
And he was like, see how full this is?
This is never full.
There's no water in there.
There's no toilet paper.
There's no food.
Like, people are panicking and the place is on fire.
And you got to leave now.
If you have loved ones, make sure they leave.
And she sends this to me.
And I like send her a picture.
And I'm like, it's cool.
We're okay.
Like, everything's fine.
It's just so weird how things can be interpreted.
Like, totally different realities.
It's interesting because I like I was away from this and the perception that you get when you're far away from it or in like another state.
And I'm familiar with the LA area.
Even me, with being as familiar as I am, I like genuinely wasn't sure if I could be here at all.
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So then you take that with like, because my parents were like, don't go.
Do not go.
Do not leave.
My aunt, please, I'm begging.
Like people, same thing.
And I'm like, you know, dude, the trash got collected today.
Okay.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah.
Well, you know, look, and it's, it's very dangerous.
It is, they are correct.
If you are in certain areas of this city, it is extremely dangerous.
And you shouldn't just come for a fun weekend.
No, no.
No, you know.
So why'd you?
So why mention it?
Why would you?
Because I did have a fun weekend planned, but I canceled it.
Oh, to gay bars.
I would have gone to the gay bars, but I canceled that.
I'm not going to gay bars.
This thing, you want a little bit?
He loves snacks.
You're going to deprive the Los Angeles gays from your presence in their weakest moment.
Look, I don't think people should be, the air is very small.
At a time when they are desperate for a sex.
Wait, now you're turning it the other way.
Now I've got to go out.
Is that the time when they're daddy?
There he is.
No.
You just touch them like leopards.
Oh, that's where that's.
He's 20.
They get real homophobic.
You have to be careful.
Yeah, okay.
What is your age demographic?
Are they like homophobic and shit?
No, I love getting shit.
A little bit.
Okay.
Okay, because you did recoil.
Like, I had leprosy.
I'm not saying you're homophobic.
My dad used to beat me.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
But not in that way, just like in a.
What way would your dad beat you?
What other way would you do?
Like, he would just hit him when he was bad.
Yeah.
Like, there's just one punishment out there.
There's just one punishment my dad made me do if I got bad grades or just was like a bad kid.
I would like get on my knees on a wooden floor and like hold books and be there for like five minutes.
Are you religious?
Nah, just like, you know.
You just knew he had weak little baby arms.
No, no.
Yeah, he wanted you to get it.
I was a strong dude.
He wanted you to get broad.
No, like imagine yourself getting on your knees on a wooden floor and just staying there for like 20 minutes.
Yeah, that's an old religious thing.
You'd kneel on rice, uncooked rice.
Ouch.
I didn't know that.
I'll tell you, I'll tell you my favorite corporal punishments that I've received.
Not my favorite, but like, you know, ear pulling is a classic.
Yep.
Smacking the back of the head is another classic.
But the worst one was I had a math teacher that had a steel ruler.
And she would make me put my fingers out like this and just whack it.
Ooh, and it's like, it's not even the impact and the pain from that moment.
It's the anticipation.
That's what really kills me.
I sound groomed by that.
Yeah, I got my ass.
I mean, I grew up in Turkey.
It's different.
I got the boy.
Well, you grew up in Turkey.
Yeah.
I was never hit as a child.
We can tell.
You should have been hit a little more.
I don't believe in striking children.
I only strike children.
Yeah, I don't strike adults.
Adults tend to, yeah, they tend to hit back.
My dad used to threaten to hit me, and I'd be like, my mom would be like, no.
Did you like my boxing job?
Just with the belt.
I got the belt.
Yeah.
Will's training for boxing.
Oh, really?
Is it public now?
Go ahead.
No, I can't say who I'm fighting.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
You're in a boxing match.
If you were to beat up one creator, if you wanted to not beat up, if you could go, and you got to think, because like me, I know if I were to do like a boxing match, the only opponent I could have is Caroline, because we're the same height and close to the same weight.
Caroline beat yourself up.
Caroline would beat you.
I would never want to fight for the record.
Emiru is literally 100 pounds taller than that.
You'll put money on Emiru.
What?
Frail, dude.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
You are frail.
I'm not frail.
I've been beat the majority of my life.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, I don't think so.
You don't think you would fuck up Emiru.
Emiru's wiry.
Not Emiru is faster than me for sure.
Yeah, but probably stronger.
I don't think so.
I work out a lot.
It's more coordinated.
No, no.
I think you would kill a lot of people, kitty.
I mean, I'm fine.
Not permazza.
You would not permit me to do it.
Like adults?
I think you would kill a lot of adult women.
I'm chill with not looking like someone who can beat people up, but I do have pit bull in me.
I don't think I get credit for that, but I've made it through a lot of horrible things.
Yeah, you don't get credit for that.
So that's fine.
It's okay, kitty.
Nobody thinks I can up anybody.
Yeah, it's fine.
I think you're strong.
Okay, well, you're strong.
I'm aesthetically strong.
No, he's good muscles.
You got parents?
You can't beat people up.
I also think you're the type that once you got popped really good in the face one time, you'd activate.
I'd probably kill somebody.
You'd activate.
Yeah.
You, I just, I don't see it.
I don't know why.
I see it.
I don't know.
She's been abused a lot.
Let her have something.
It's fine.
No, I used to take hits very easily.
She's the best coordinator I know.
She's very gifted at all creative matters.
Great artist.
Now he's limiting you.
No, I'm just saying, fighter.
I don't care to fight.
All right.
The question was: Jason, whose ass would you beat?
And why is it about it realistically?
And why table?
And why is it wrong?
Oh, yeah.
Maybe Ron, you're close to the same height.
I would, I would beat the shit out of Ron.
You think so?
You think you can kick his ass?
Yeah, I'd buy that.
I bet on you.
I used to box in my garage.
Okay.
I don't know.
I don't know who else.
Who's in the weight?
No, Max is taller.
I think Max would beat me.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
He's just a little bulkier.
Okay.
I think he would beat me.
Lacey, you versus Lacey.
Oh, Lacey.
Come on.
That'd be a great fight.
Lacey's also a little taller than you.
That'd be a great fight.
He's like an airport.
He's frail, though.
He's got like Nerd Rage strength, too.
I feel like Lacey.
He's got it in him.
Nah.
I think he could fight, but I think I would beat him 101.
I'd watch that.
Adapt.
You versus Adapt.
Adapt.
Yeah, that would be secretly so competitive.
That would be shit at a beginning.
I feel really bad whoever you're fighting.
You are going to die.
I think I'll do well.
You're going to turn them to dust.
Wait, who's he can't say?
He can't say.
Can I say?
And you just cut it up.
Yeah, sure.
No, we'll say it after.
We'll say it after.
We'll say it after.
Do they know who you are?
Apparently, they asked for me by name.
Whoa.
That's even worse for them.
That's selfish.
They asked you?
Yeah, because no one else wanted to fight me.
They like dropped my name and they're like, does anybody want to fight well enough?
And everybody's like, no.
And then this one person was like, I want him.
Damn.
You're going to like play with him like a toy in the ring.
Dude, no, no, what training.
Yeah, what if he's been training like crazy?
He's been training for a full year.
What happens if you just get knocked out that day?
I'm okay with that.
That's good.
I'm going to raise a lot of money for charity.
I think it'll still be fun.
When is it?
I don't really know.
We're going.
Yeah, yeah.
We're all fucking going.
Yes, of course.
Am I invited?
Will you be 21 by then?
I mean, wins by then.
Then you can't go.
It's going to be in summer.
You're a king.
This is a violent event.
Okay, so we're going to do the fight and then we're going to go straight to Vegas on a plane.
Private car.
I've never been 21 in Vegas.
Strap in.
Wait, we're going to be going a fight.
What happens?
Just gambling?
I'm going to groom you.
I think that word has been thrown a lot.
It's a good recurring event.
Yeah, I love Vegas.
If you could.
Oh, my God.
It just spit.
That was a very lecterous old man.
Let's gay.
I just coughed up a sliva.
I'm so sorry.
That was crazy.
How are you serious?
Probably being alone.
Oh, wow.
No, he's farming.
He's fine.
Not being alone for a while.
Oh, my God.
Why are you afraid of being alone?
I have a solution for you.
So, right now, Pasadena, the Humane Society is really full.
And so they're looking for fosters just for a week to help people get on their feet again.
Why don't you foster like six dogs for a week?
Speaking of dogs.
Exactly.
Kai thinks it's a good idea.
No, I love you, too.
I don't know if that's the best idea.
You could have six dogs for one week.
Can you take care of some of these people?
Why?
That's very responsible of you.
One for each phase boy for a week.
Oh, yeah, nah.
Okay.
Not a good idea.
But Redify and Bepsy could help.
Those dogs are going to be my dogs.
Okay.
Yeah.
I would have to put a lot of week.
Why don't you do it?
Because my dog and my two cats.
That's my problem.
I think Hayam likes me.
I think Kaya could foster a dog.
Kaya.
Are you actually afraid of being alone or are you memeing?
He's farming.
Yeah, I am.
I am.
No, I am.
I am.
I'm afraid of spiders.
Really?
I don't fuck with them.
I don't like the way they move.
I don't really like the way they look.
What if you're trapped in a cage full of spiders for $5 billion?
I mean, $5 million.
$5 million?
Yeah.
There's not much you couldn't do to me for $5 million.
That's a lot of money.
Would you...
Oh, you look, Jay.
What the hell?
I was about to ask some dumb shit.
I don't want to ask that anymore.
Should I ask it?
Why are you doing the Riz voice now?
I'm not doing the Riz voice.
What are you going to ask him?
Kind of something explicit.
You're not asking for 5 million dollars.
No, I wasn't going to ask you.
I have a video of myself on the YouTube just to do it.
But no, I have a video with a tarantula in a cage on my head.
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And I sweat so much that the cage, like, it like dew on the inside.
Was this BuzzFeed?
No, this was at full screen years after.
It was, I think it was to promo something, but it was the most afraid I've ever been in my life.
This thing crawled up on the cage and then fell on my gross.
And I was just like, oh, because I didn't want to piss it off.
But the trainer kept being like, it's fine.
He's friendly.
As he's like walking high.
And I was just sweating so much.
It's like that spider in that Anyone But You, that movie that came out over the summer that was atrocious.
Wow.
Oh, so they filmed it in Australia.
It had Sidney Sweeney in it and Glenn Powell.
And there's a part where a spider is like crawling on him.
So he has to like take off his pants or whatever.
That's like, it's a rom-com.
It's stupid.
So he has to take off his pants.
But in the movie, Sidney Sweeney got bit by the spider.
No.
Yeah.
And they had to suck the poison out.
No.
But the crew thought she was just acting like she was just doing a good idea.
Thank God Jason wasn't on that set.
Sydney!
I've got it.
I've got it.
She's like, that's not even the right part of my body.
I'll get it right this time, I swear.
Yeah.
This was my other boob.
Yeah, you're just sucking my tits.
Stop.
It's my hand.
Jesus.
But yeah, she got bit.
She got bit by the freaking spider.
That the trainer, the whole time, the trainer was like, it's fine.
Have you guys ever been bit by a snake?
No.
No.
That is one of the scariest experiences because you have.
Oh, yeah, many times.
What?
Their teeth are like hypodermic needles where you can't even feel them.
What?
So, yeah.
So, like, they'll hit and then they'll go and they'll like move their head back and forth.
And you can feel that.
It's like, it's cool.
The bite doesn't hurt, really.
The initial bite, I would doubt you even feel it because their teeth are literally like needles.
Like, it's just, and it's so fast.
Wow.
I got bit of, I used to jack around with snakes a lot when I was a kid.
Like, I'd try and pull them out of the box and like catch them and play with them.
Where were you raised?
Uh, this was in Michigan.
I'd grab a lot of snakes.
We had like gardener snakes or something.
Yeah, I used to pour boiling water on ant piles.
On what?
Yeah, but I was like, hippos?
No, no, no.
Ant piles.
I was like, but like, what the fuck?
I was pressured to do it by my friends.
They were just boiling ants.
Yeah.
Did you feel like a god?
No.
I just felt like shit.
I had an experience when I was young.
I was like five.
I used to pick the legs off.
What?
Wait.
Wait, you did what?
Did you hear what he said?
You put the legs off what?
I've already told you guys that.
You picked the legs off the ants.
I picked the legs off of ants and I was like, oh my God, this ant has a family.
And then I felt a lot of fucking empathy afterwards.
And I let it back.
I let the ant back.
I was like, you let the disabled ant back into the colony so they can make fun of him and kill him and eat.
It was alive?
I regretted it.
I was like, what happens if I and I just picked a leg off?
And I was like, maybe another one.
And then, and then I let the ant go and I was like, oh my god, I felt so bad and I couldn't sleep.
I think that ant probably it's good that you felt bad.
They have spare legs.
I mean, this is in the 90s.
I'm sure that ants' dead now.
I'm sure it's been.
Yeah, the ant died immediately after you left it back into the wild.
I mean, I don't know.
Look, you should have mercy killed him.
Look, y'all, he just poured boiling water on an ant colony.
I was fucking picked up.
Yeah, my son told me.
Listen, listen, one death is a tragedy.
A million is a statistic.
He killed a bunch of back in the middle.
I picked a few legs off an ant and I let it go and I felt bad.
I haven't picked a leg off an ant since.
He gave the ants a leg up, one might say, by causing a natural disaster to occur.
You tortured one specific ant.
I save spiders now.
Like, I know that they're.
I've trained myself to think, like, okay, this spider is not evil.
That scares me.
Yeah.
So I'm going to save it.
Yeah.
But it.
The spider whisperer.
Caroline's always like, kill it.
I can't kill bugs in my house that I let them free.
Wow.
Wait, what?
Roaches.
Roaches, we don't get those.
Like, I have stink bugs in my house sometimes.
Ew.
You don't.
I don't.
You can't kill a stink bug because a lot will come.
What?
Like, that's the thing.
When you kill a stink bug, they attract more stink bugs.
Really?
I did not know that.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what I've been told.
So I don't kill them.
I didn't know that.
Maybe it's not.
So what do you do with them?
Maybe I got lied to it.
Who told you that a stink bug?
Like a stink bug activist.
Look at that.
Can we look that up?
Maya should start telling people that.
But anyway, I will not kill any bugs in my house.
I will let them free if I can.
And if not, I will ignore them and they'll find their way into the crevice that they came into.
Amazing.
Are you kidding me?
I was lied to about the stink bug thing.
No, killing a stink bug does not attract more stink bugs.
However, if you let a stink bug shelter in your home, it will release pheromones that attract fucking swindled.
Who the fuck told me about this?
I've been telling everybody this.
You got a house full of stink bugs.
Yeah, because there's a stink bug in my house, and I've been like, I've been literally telling people try to kill it.
I said, don't kill this bug.
This is how propaganda stink bugs release.
Propaganda.
It's like, if you kill a stink bug, there are going to be hundreds of us.
But if you make us a tiny hotel to fucking, we will leave immediately.
We hate it.
Paid for by stink bugs.
I can't believe that.
I just learned.
I could have just googled it.
Yeah, you fell for stink bug propaganda.
Adject prop.
Well, I'm not.
I'm not.
It's cool that you still get like duped the old-fashioned way in this in this day and age when there's so much misinformation online.
It's crazy to think you could be 33 and need to learn a lot more.
Well, what other, there are other things like 31.
He's 33.
Nah, he gives off 33.
What other common misconceptions?
There are other things like this that people believe for a long time.
There's a lot of them like shaving means your hair comes back dark.
Yeah.
Look up some other ones.
I don't want to drink.
Wearing a hat makes your hair fall out.
No, that does make your hair fall out.
No, it doesn't.
Look that shit up.
I think it actually does.
No, no, it doesn't.
Look that shit up.
Wait, this is good.
We're going to go extra because this is a good segment.
No, shaving does not make the hair grow faster.
Shaving only removes the hair of the skin surface.
Leaving how one ends.
Hat, hat, hair falling out.
I don't think that that's a thing.
I've been telling people for years that's a myth.
Myths are being telling people to wear hats.
Oh, told you.
What about hats?
What about hair?
Wait, wait, wait.
What about beanies?
I question this.
I think they count.
No worries.
Wait, wait.
Wearing a hat can indirectly contribute to hair loss if it's worn improperly for a long period of time.
Exactly.
So you're wrong again.
What's other ones?
I've been lying.
I got one.
I said it last night.
Remember, I said capy bars have no natural predators.
Last night he goes, oh, that's the capybara.
They have no natural predators in nature.
They just chill with predators.
We look it up.
They do.
They do so many.
No, no, no, no.
They do.
They do chill with predators, but there's a reason for it.
Everything's a predator to a cabby bar.
So here's the thing: caby bars do have predators, but the reason why I thought that is because there are so many viral videos of cabybarras hanging out with yep, there it is.
Alligators.
But alligators and crocodiles actually can eat capybaras.
The problem is they're too big, apparently, so they just only eat the young.
Oh, okay.
That's other commonly believed things that when you hold a frog, it gives you warts.
I think that's true, too.
I don't know.
Toads.
Nah, that's toads can give you warts.
We have a lot of masturbation-related myths and turkey.
Oh, God.
What?
Jerking off inside of your hand.
Yes.
What?
Go back.
Sugar does make children hyper.
That's okay.
That's paid for for the sugar lobby.
That's bullshit.
No, no way.
I know that one.
Yeah, yeah.
I knew I thought this one was swimmer.
Oh, I knew this one.
I knew that this was a new one.
Wait, this is fake?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
This is maybe the most interesting I've ever done on this pod.
Let's keep going down this rabbit.
No.
Chameleons change color?
They don't?
To hide, not to hide.
What?
Oh.
They're feeling five senses.
I thought the chameleon.
She doesn't have five senses.
We have six.
What?
I can't wait to see some be honest.
What are six?
What are the six senses?
Touch, see, feel.
Oh.
They're not completely blind.
Saint Patrick wasn't Irish?
Napoleon wasn't short?
Smell.
Napoleon Bonaparte was the five.
Toads give you warts.
That's the one that Kitty brought up.
What's the fifth one?
Taste.
Taste.
There is no one.
Wow, amphibians don't give you warts.
Wow.
I knew that one.
Is there any Mormon-related myths?
I got.
I'm telling you.
I got the Turbish ones.
Jerging off makes the inside of your hand grow hair.
Yeah, Harry Palms.
Or Jergenoff makes you go blind.
I've never heard that one, I'll be honest.
Jergenoff makes you go blind.
I heard jerking off gives you erectile dysfunction.
I've never heard that one before, but that's awesome that exists out there in the ether.
I heard jerking off increases.
I've heard the myth about jerking off that if you don't jerk off, you increase your testosterone.
If you lose it, I heard that.
Cutie's just sitting here.
Yeah, I don't.
But they're shit.
Jerk off.
OT.
We'll keep looking at more myths and a lot of more deep dark secrets.
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No, it's just five dollars, I think.
Jason, what do you want to plug?
Twitch.tv, Jason and ween.
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Yeah, that's what she said.
Wait, no way.
Yeah, so she had a private TikTok.
Yeah, but she got a song out of it.
So damn, she got a number one in Vietnam.
You should hear about Irene.
Wait, you heard me?
Wait, what happened with her?
Oh, Irene.
Yeah.
Oh, she was, they were, they were super close to each other, and they ended up just being weirdos together.
Wait, what about the girl?
What about the girl that I reason with my words on the 20v1?