Austin and Will navigate chaotic updates on Austin's deceptive hotel booking in Japan, Elon Musk's alleged Path of Exile botting, and Kim Kardashian's "Girly Pop Nation" repost. Their energy shifts to a disastrous quiz defining female-centric terms like "peplum," "money piece," and "decetin," exposing misconceptions about tampon sizing and condom myths. Ultimately, the episode blends absurd personal anecdotes with educational failures, highlighting how trivial social media interactions and gaming controversies often overshadow genuine understanding of women's health and fashion. [Automatically generated summary]
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Weird Hotel Reservation00:15:14
Benedict Mauricio is gonna be meeting.
What?
Leave Marsh alone!
That is crazy!
What is the witch movie?
No, show your lips.
Focus, focus?
No, The Craft.
We ever seen The Craft where it's like all the hot teen witches?
No.
I don't think you can say hot teen.
Ladies and gentlemen, well, he came out when I was 12.
No, I get it.
No, it's okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where your favorite family is all together again and we are all feeling great.
Especially Hassan.
Right, Hassan?
Yeah.
He's going to make an effort.
Why me?
I was dying last episode.
I mean, he's always dying.
He's always, there's always a new thing.
Your hip, your sinuses.
See, it pills off.
Say.
Okay.
Yeah.
Last week, I literally stopped streaming after an hour last Thursday.
And I had to sleep for the rest of the day because I had a tooth extraction.
I had a cracked rib.
I also had a cracked ribbon.
I had to be raised as a cracked rib.
No, Austin broke my rib and I lived in a golf cart.
This is insane that he blames me for gravity.
I mean, it was attempted homicide.
No, like, Austin cracked my rib and I did a lot of people.
He's still freaking meeting me.
He blames me for both of us got in a golf cart accident.
And like, what am I supposed to do?
Not land on him?
You know what I mean?
I've heard that gays land heavier.
Yeah.
It was weird when he did this.
Yeah.
It was weird when he kept holding on.
I mean, look, I mean, look, it was either you or the concrete and I chose you.
Yeah.
I would choose that too.
Yeah.
I'm glad to have cushioned your soul.
I mean, something else is happening that's very important.
You are losing me as a best friend because there are so many people that are now coming to me and they're like, Will, will you please be my best friend?
Baby No Money and I are doing a cosplay in just a few days.
I know he'd asked me originally to do this.
No, he asked you after he asked me because he was worried I couldn't do it.
You were actually the son of me.
He literally, he did tell me, like, who set it up?
The cosplay person literally hit me up and was like, what are your sizes?
Like, I'm getting stuff together.
And then yesterday he was like, hey, by the way, just want to let you know I'm doing this with Will.
But you can tag along.
And I was like, okay.
You were the side bitch the whole time.
And when I was back in, he was so elated.
You should have seen his face.
I mean, I'm excited to see the cosplay.
I'm excited for you guys.
But I just want to let you know that, you know, Japan is kind of going to be a last stop for you.
So if you want to start making an effort and really dial it up there, I have a bunch of hot men who want me as their guy friend.
And they know I'm such a multiplier.
Yeah, I've heard about that.
That's true.
You know, GG's, I guess.
Wait, you just gave up so good.
Wait, this is what I'm talking about.
13 years.
This is what I'm talking about.
13 years down the drain.
He just doesn't have the strength anymore.
I don't have the sexual prowess of Armenian man.
Like maybe no money.
I tell you what, I am so excited for our trip to Japan.
I am in such a better headspace.
I got everything lined up.
He's already been on Japanese Grinder.
No, okay, come on.
You know what I have?
Guilty is charged.
Okay.
Guilty is charged.
I'm a man with needs.
Okay.
For the past month and a half to two months, myself, March, and Will have been like actively setting up events for every single day, multiple events at a time, with a Japanese fixer.
Meanwhile, Austin has been spending that very valuable time and space property butthole figuring out what hotel he can turn into a fuck palace.
No, okay, first of all, I was very particular about our hotel, and we figured it out.
Can you reveal to them the email you sent?
Oh, it's gonna be cert day sage in Tokyo.
So I went through a process of choosing a hotel because I love Tokyo.
Japan's very, it's just a beautiful place.
I've only ever stayed at one hotel, and it was a magical experience.
And I was like, I was like looking through all the hotels.
Marsh, can I say that we have a travel agent?
So Fear Ann has a travel agent that was coordinating our travel.
Well, no, yeah, they are.
He was originally my travel agent through my management, but now we're all using him, which is great.
That's fine.
That's normal.
You, on the other hand, are Mr. Deals.
So as Mr. Deals, he has to go to a place where he has points in.
He likes to get that.
Well, you sure act like it.
You sure act like you have to do it.
No, I don't have to.
And not only do you act like you have to do it, you also try to get us on board as well.
You're constantly trying to get us to travel with you.
This was a magical, it was a magical success that I got you guys on board this time because I didn't even, I didn't even tell Marsh that this had to happen.
I just called him and I was like, hey, I'm going to, I was looking to book somewhere else.
It's about 30 minutes away.
Totally fine.
I'll book with you guys.
I even had a reservation at your hotel.
But Marsh threw me a fucking bone.
Give it up for Marsh.
And he moved the hotel, your guys' hotel, closer to another hotel that I wanted to stay at.
Wait.
Benedict.
It is also much closer.
Benedict Mauricio is going to be meeting.
Leave Marsh alone.
That is crazy.
He got a better deal.
And all you sign up for Marriott Monvoy and you get points.
I literally thought that we were going there because it was like closer to an area.
It is.
It's better.
It's a better area.
It's closer.
It's a better area.
It's closer.
Yes, it's a better area, but I'm not sure if it's a little bit of Pungi Hills, okay?
It was like literally an hour away from everything.
It was still awesome.
It's closer.
It's more convenient.
I am in a better position.
So I chose this hotel because of the better position to be upgraded for the potential.
For himself.
No, for the potential to have a beautiful view for our podcast.
For himself.
For his fuck dungeon.
Remember?
But then...
Oh, not dungeon palace.
Thank you.
Fuck Palace.
But it's funny because he sent an email to the manager of the hotel lying and saying that it was going to be his anniversary.
Yeah, like he was like, I said I was celebrating my anniversary, which is true.
He's a homosexual man.
Yeah, that was a mistake.
I said, me.
What anniversary is it?
I said, me and my partner's anniversary.
So, you know, TLDR, I don't want to get into it.
No, I want to read the email parts of it at least because you write so eloquently.
You write.
You have like white man speak down.
Okay.
I don't know how else to describe it.
Let's hear it.
You want me to read it?
I want it out of.
I want it out of your head.
What is that group chat name?
Degenerates?
No.
Oh, the F-Slur?
Come on.
Wait, is it the F-Slur?
No, is it just...
It's just literally.
But there's a heart after it.
This is how what?
It's also shortened, which is a good thing.
I feel like there's a lot of queer people that have group chats with that name.
Can I be in it?
Yeah.
I'll rename it.
At least they spice it up where they're like, my beautiful with a heart.
No, you're the heart.
I mean, yeah, it's okay.
Shortened.
So this is what I wrote.
And I think, and this is a message to all people.
Dude, I'm just going to read it.
No, no, I got it.
No, I won't.
All corporate people.
Yes.
Okay.
Wait, hang on, hand.
I'm going to pretend you're calling the front desk.
Okay.
You want me to read?
I'm going to read you the note that I sent.
Hello, this is the front desk of the Mandarin Oriental.
No, okay, but I need to put some things into context.
I've got really high status with a particular hotel chain.
And when you have this status with this hotel chain, you get a representative that is international.
Like, they don't represent the hotel itself.
This is an American hotel chain.
The representative is like remote and they can advocate for you.
So I send them an email.
And I think everybody should advocate for themselves for the record.
Okay.
And I stand by this.
Because corporations will exploit you at every turn.
Oh, my God.
Austin just gave me the best advantage.
This is why I said I'm going to read it.
Hello, Blank.
My name is Austin, and I'm a client of yours as a.
Can I say the brand?
Just say Super Platinum member.
Remember, it is always a pleasure to work with you.
Because he flexes in the email.
He's like flexing about his superstar platinum Omega version.
My partner and I are taking a big adventure to Tokyo, Japan, and we have chosen.
That's the best part.
That's the best part.
He wrote it like a copywriter wrote that.
You write like a gay Martha Stewart.
Yeah.
And we have chosen to stay at the blank for 10 nights to celebrate our anniversary.
I have stayed here once before, and I was so impressed by the fabulous service and accommodation provided by the staff.
I know upgrades are not guaranteed, but this is a very special trip.
And I would kindly ask, with whatever power you possess, to put in a good word for an upgrade to a suite at the property upon our arrival.
Thank you kindly.
Austin.
You, but that's how you can never, for the rest of your life, ever claim Lebanese.
Like that?
You are so Anglo-Saxon with the way that you crafted that message.
I think you get along with my dad.
You got some wasp energy.
Did they reply?
Yes.
She replied and she gave me a...
Not on my watch.
No, no.
She gave me a, she said, number one, I'm going to do my best to accommodate this request.
And number two, she's at the love hotel down the street.
Here's a $200 voucher to go experience a nice dinner in Japan.
Oh, my God.
Slim.
Yeah.
That means he's not getting the upgrade.
You got the $200?
No, They upgraded me last time I was there.
But here's the deal.
Yeah, because they didn't know that you were using it as a customer.
I want to be clear.
I want to be clear.
Let's understand.
As a leftist, somebody who's anti-corporation, you should be one of the biggest advocates for consumers like myself and other consumers to advocate for upgrades and free things.
I believe that customers deserve freebies.
You are a hero.
And by the way, that message, very respectful.
Yes.
Oh, no, not really.
It's fantastic.
There's no argument.
It's fantastic.
I'm just jealous that I would never be able to craft something so eloquent.
I want Cutie to say something because we've been talking so much.
Cutie, do you think what I did was wrong?
I don't think you're wrong.
What do you mean?
You can ask for stuff and not be wrong.
What do you mean?
Anyone can ask for anything.
You think it's weird?
We don't think you're wrong.
Oh, okay.
We just make it funny.
It's just funny that you're the gay Martha Stewart.
Yeah.
As they go on this big adventure.
Yeah.
Exploring the bounties.
Is it a little weird?
Is it wrong to like maybe fib just a little bit that it was an operation?
No, you should have been like, my child is dying of cancer.
My dying wish is to see Tokyo, the city skyline, for all of us.
From room 2857, it's the corner suite.
Yeah.
It would be very nice, or else he's going to die.
He's very specific about this request.
He has autism as well.
He loves trains.
Yeah.
If we watch this a lot of Hassan Piker.
For the record, this is the room where Hassan was like, Austin, you are looking down at a helipad.
So I'm hoping that we can get that room again.
Yeah, that was pretty for the record.
This is for the podcast.
Oh, this is not.
Are you sure they're going to want to like?
Why didn't I think of that?
It's for the podcast.
And guys, I'm not going to use that as a fucking time.
Remember when we were for the podcast?
At least air it out before.
Look at the dog.
Listen, I've never wanted to say a slur.
And I'm not going to use that as a fuck.
Look, he's still smushing it.
Look, I love you so much.
I'm so excited.
It's going to be awesome.
Just calm.
Just come, cutie.
Shut up.
We can bring Maya with us.
She's already half.
You can go to Japan even if you're not half Japanese.
She's half Japanese.
Yeah.
What did you think she was?
Oh my God.
Her name makes.
Oh.
I didn't even know she.
Austin doesn't see color.
Oh, my God.
Can I call Maya?
Maybe it makes sense.
Wait, do you think she would be mad at me?
What are you, what?
Why?
I don't know.
Was that offensive?
Did you think she was Latina?
No, I didn't think she was Latina.
I didn't think she was.
I thought she was her.
You cannot claim being Lebanese and then look at Maya and say she's nothing.
What?
What did you think, Maya?
I didn't perceive her.
Maya Higa.
What did that say to you?
I don't know.
You thought she was a big Ryan Higa fan?
No, you know, it's a fake last night.
I didn't even perceive her ethnicity.
I just saw her as a human being.
Wow, that's beautiful.
I just, I didn't.
You're brave.
No, I'm not.
I'm voting for you.
I didn't.
I didn't go, wow, Maya, who is Japanese.
I went, Maya, who is a human being, who's epic.
I mean, it would be nice to know about her background a little bit if you're like a real one.
If she wanted to share her background, she would listen.
She has on many occasions.
Well, she hasn't.
She's gone and visited her grandparents in Japan.
Great.
I believe in Okinawa, if I'm not mistaken.
I don't know.
He's dunking all over you.
I don't know geography.
And I support that.
And how dare you speak on her behalf?
He is just in circles around you.
Dr. Doctor, give me the news.
I got a bad case of loving you, except I don't got a bad case of that, but Hassan has a sinus infection and he doesn't know where to find a doctor.
Where will I find a doctor, Austin?
Zock Doc!
Zock Doc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click instantly to book an appointment.
Now, cutie.
You have to go to the doctor.
I was thinking Hassan should go to the ugly doctor.
That's true.
And you gotta hope that he's not out of network.
That sucks.
Sometimes he goes visit the ugly doctor.
Hassan, you should go to the ugly doctor, but you should find it in network doctors.
That's right.
And you gotta use it.
You gotta use Zock Doc.
All right.
So, folks, stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to ZocDoc.zoc.com/slash fear to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.
That's D-O-C-C-D-O-C dot-com/slash fear.
Zock.com/slash fear.
I got a note.
Play home.
Bad case for loving you.
FOMO and Flight Plans00:06:03
Well, that's awesome.
I love that she's talking about it.
Okay, so back to you coming to Japan.
I don't want to go.
You do.
No, no, no, you do.
You're letting your fears dictate.
You really don't.
I don't like leaving my house.
It's not a Taylor Swift song.
What about you stole my scarf?
Yeah.
That's a Taylor Swift song in Tokyo.
That's how it goes.
That is.
Yeah, you stole my scarf in Tokyo.
You stole it.
No.
It's like you're stealing our scarf.
What are you stealing our scarf?
What if Taylor was there?
I don't care.
What if Taylor was there and was like, I need a best scar?
Yes, you fucking do.
I need to do it.
Sometimes I think you guys don't even know me.
To be honest, you need this energy in your life.
You need just some male energy to be like, shut up, get in the plane, come have fun.
Yeah, that's true.
You can stay in our room.
I don't want to because you are a vibrant, amazing, creative, wonderful person who's nice to be around.
But you're actually not that nice.
Three golden retrievers just jumping in your bathtub, splashing around, going, hey, have some fun.
Yeah.
Not in Japan.
Oh my God.
No!
You pissed off Kaya, too.
Yeah.
She's mad.
She's already upset because she can't go.
I know.
She really wants to go.
Well, all right, we won't bully you anymore, but I just thought I'd try at least one more time.
Yeah.
I like that you tried.
One thing I've this may convince you.
We should just trank her.
Yeah, we could just trank her like a Rhino.
You could say you're going to drug me.
Also, don't call me a Rhino.
You would need way less train holizer than a Rhino.
I feel like it would be weird if we like gave you like an in your drink.
But if I shoot you, then it's not like sexual.
There's no, and we shoot you, it's like you're like a precious wildlife.
No, yeah, there's no wild.
It's not getting lost in confusion.
You know, in everybody knows what it is.
You can take your drink.
Like they take you out with a rifle.
Right.
Yeah.
Like you're in the Serengeti in your natural habitat.
Eating with my family.
We're using a Bronze League League of Legends game and all of a sudden the whole chat would be like, it's okay, Cutie.
She's going to sleep.
She's like, I'm going to Japan.
Wake up and hurt you.
That would be sick, though.
Think about that.
You wouldn't have even experienced a flight.
I would hate it.
I'd hate it.
You wouldn't even know.
As soon as I got there, I'd be like, where's my dog?
Once the Narcan hit, we brought you back.
Cutie would be so afraid to fly back that she would just be expatriate.
Okay, that'd be kind of sick, though.
Start a new life.
I'd learn a new life.
I know Ludwig would love that.
He'd be like, oh, I guess I have to go to Japan now.
How about a boat?
QT Mononoki.
I don't want to go boat.
I'll get there someday.
Just give me a bit.
I'm warming up.
I'm working it.
I feel like as you get older, you're going to get more affixed in your just day-to-day stuff.
Why did all these planes start falling after I flew?
No.
They did.
No, that one literally ran into a wall.
There has not been a fatal accident in the United States of a commercial aircraft.
We are flying to Japan.
No, in the American airline since 2009.
What airline are you on?
An American airline.
I'm on a Japanese one, but Japanese.
That's what I thought.
Hold on.
Last fatal crash of a Japanese airline.
Let me see.
They're also remarkably incredibly.
When did Air Singapore have its last fatal crash?
Crash.
Ever?
No, there's no way.
It's never.
1967.
Bad year.
Bad year for Japan.
2000.
That's why I was in the middle of the day.
So that was Singapore.
Also, the last one.
They crashed into construction equipment.
The shuttle.
It was everywhere.
You could move it.
You could move construction equipment.
Clearly, they didn't.
They didn't.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Well, in any case, so you're coming to Japan with us.
Yes.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
You guys are going to have so much fun.
I've already cleared it.
There's no construction equipment.
I can't wait to hear you guys.
I can't wait to hear the stories.
You know what I'm really excited about that the United States needs to fix?
Bidets everywhere in Japan.
Oh, I'm so fucking stoked to just have just slides.
Sometimes when I was in Japan last time, I would just go sit on the toilet.
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Oh, that makes sense.
Oh, my God.
We are going to have our trend guns from Cutie Cinderella, so we should be okay.
Yeah.
Aside from Japan, there's a lot of other stuff going on.
Yes, there is.
We're very excited though.
And I think what like I guess next episode is that going to be in Japan?
Yeah.
Yes, it will be.
I believe I don't know.
Yeah, that's right.
We are.
I didn't even realize how close we are to like actually.
Come to New Orleans with me afterward.
Dude, I might actually take Marsh with me to Gaza.
Oh.
Gaza?
Yeah.
Marsh, you can say no.
I already asked him.
He said yes.
Marsh, are you serious?
Look.
I'm not going to Gaza.
I was not asking you to go to the bathroom.
Okay, what if I did want to go to Gaza?
There's no way.
You don't want to go to Japan.
Why would you go to Gaza?
Well, I don't like that I'm not invited now.
You know what?
You're not invited to Japan.
I do kind of have a little bit of FOMO.
Cutie and I both.
We want to go to Gaza.
We want to be invited.
It's not like a fun trip.
Why did you say it like it was a designer bread?
I want to go to Gaza.
I mean, if we, you know, I'm working on it right now, but we, who knows what will happen.
Sean, is it dangerous?
Yes.
Why are you?
I don't want to go.
You should.
What do you mean?
I'm worried about you.
No, you should go.
And Marsh.
Why would you say it like that?
Well, now that I've heard that it's dangerous.
Oh, that's crazy.
I saw it.
Seriously, you should consider.
I also was maybe a last-second flight to the inauguration, but I haven't figured that out either.
Wait, how are you going to do that if you're going to Tokyo?
That's why I'm saying, like, that's the big problem with my flight to Japan is that the inauguration is right before.
When's the inauguration?
Path of Exile Drama00:04:11
January 2020.
J-20, baby.
This is our last podcast.
Well, today when it gets released, Donald Trump will be president of the United States, right?
Or almost.
Very excited.
Well, I mean, he's done a great job.
My goat.
My goat, my king.
He's going to save TikTok.
He's going to do a ceasefire.
That's right.
We're on the Trump train, baby.
Trump train.
Do you think he's going to make all the billionaires pay?
No.
Pay what?
I don't know.
No.
Money to him.
Joe Biden was like, the billionaires are crazy.
Bye.
Yeah.
He's like, somebody should do something about these guys.
Not me, though.
I'm out.
That was a lot of, I do like that about Joe Biden, how there was like mass shootings, and he was like, somebody's got to do something about this.
By the way, literally.
I brought a very special America me up.
Ooh.
Something very special.
I brought a special Girly Pop Nation.
Okay.
This is going to be a fun day.
He already knows what I'm going to say.
America Me Up.
Fireworks, but the big Abraham Lincoln laser eye beams fly out for some famous Russian leader head explosion.
And then blurred out dildo randomly.
Okay.
With fireworks coming out of the hands.
Just blurred.
What?
America Me Up, baby.
Okay.
America Meow.
He already knows this story.
I don't know if you guys have looked at this yet.
So speaking of billionaires in this country, there is one billionaire that has become the focus of so much media attention from all angles and for good reasons, bad reasons, and other.
And that billionaire is Elon Musk, obviously.
And one of his feathers in his cap claims to fame is that Elon Musk is apparently one of the best gamers on the planet.
Have you heard anything about this?
No.
Okay.
So Elon Musk was top of ladder for like multiple games that are very highly trafficked games.
Diablo, Path of Exile.
And he is on a ladder with people that like will literally play 17, 18 hours every day at the highest level endlessly.
Pause.
Is my like, is someone in my house?
Is your mom here?
I don't think so.
I did just hear a toilet flush.
I'm gonna.
Oh my gosh, I hope it's a ghost.
I hope it's what's it called when someone lives in the wall.
I hope it's a frogger.
What are they called?
There's water.
I did hear footsteps.
Austin's on it.
I'm gonna go.
Wait, hold on.
This is great.
We're gonna keep this in.
I will not be checking.
I will not be checking.
If someone was hiding in the house, they decided to flush during a podcast.
Very brave.
They should be invited and join us on the podcast.
Hassan, if they're here, invite them to the podcast.
Did he just fart?
No, investigating this.
I heard a door open, like a sliding glass door.
Oh, it's his mom.
Then they are now screaming at each other for those who are audio listeners.
There's a very loud Turkish conversation.
She said, you scared me.
And he said, you scared me.
I almost ran out the house.
I heard something loud.
You were going to run out the house.
All right.
Well, I guess there's six of these people at home.
It's Hassan's mom.
You didn't even take anything with you.
What were you going to do?
Use my freaking thumbs.
No, I heard.
I walk upstairs.
My mom never told me that she was in the house.
I have no idea when she snuck in.
She has her headphones in.
I walk into the room.
She goes, ha!
I was like, I'm scared.
Elon's Gaming Claims00:06:38
You?
You scared me.
Why don't you check your phone?
I'd like to text you.
Anyway, back to America.
You turn into American Me Up.
Just cue the dildo.
Fly me out there as a markator.
Okay.
So he is top of these ladders for these games that are extremely competitive.
Diablo for Path of Exile 2.
Okay.
Right.
So this was kind of like a wow moment for a lot of people.
A lot of very famous like pundits and people spoke about it.
It became a news topic.
Like, wow, what can't Elon Musk do?
Okay.
Elon Musk decided to play Path of Exile.
No, baby.
Play Path of Exile live on stream.
What?
Where did he stream?
Oh, on X.
Yeah.
And while he was playing, essentially to truncate this explanation, players that play the game a lot looked at what he was doing and they were like, no earthly chance is this person as good as his rank indicates.
So now there is compelling evidence.
It's not confirmed.
These are, and I don't know.
I will say it's 100% confirmed.
I do not know Path of Exile well enough, but the people who do are asserting this, that Elon Musk doesn't play the game at that top level.
Doesn't even play the game at that point.
Really at a competent level.
Yeah, a competitive level at all.
And has paid potentially a large team of people to artificially boost him up the leaderboards in these games that he claims to be really good at.
And then it begs the question, if this is true, why do this?
I have so much stream.
No, here's the thing.
Why do it in the well?
There's that.
Here's a couple things.
Here's a couple of things that we have to add on.
Okay.
Number one, he didn't just play Path of Exile and Hardcore Difficulty, which is a very difficult game to begin with, right?
He played it at the hardest difficulty on hardcore when your character dies, you lose your character, you go to softcore mode, which is, you know, irrelevant and not competitive.
And doesn't show full network.
He didn't just boost his account to like get to, I don't know, the top 500, which would be pretty impressive, right?
Note, I did this for the same game, Diablo.
Yeah, I was one of the first people in hardcore to hit level 100 just for reference.
I game for a living, it took all my time, and when I finished, I like cried because it was so demanding on my body.
You weren't doing the podcast during that time, yes, yeah, where you were just like, it was so demanding on my psyche to get where he was, and he's doing this on top of apparently, yeah, yeah.
So, so, but for Path of Exile, it's even more difficult, right?
Yeah, in order to get to where he was, which was number seven on the planet, like in the top 10, in order to get there, and there's API tools that can track every account, and especially if you're in the top 10, people are constantly tracking you, even if you're not Elon Musk.
They figured out that he was one virtually online almost 24 hours of the day, and two, he was online through Asian servers almost all of that time.
So, either Elon Musk was using a VPN to log into Asian servers and also simultaneously gaming for virtual, almost 24 hours out of the day, which would require, which would make it like the ping would be so insane that it's like impossible to do from the United States of America, or he hired a team of farmers and very good farmers.
But again, it's all alleged, but I think more importantly is the question: the question as to why does a man who have so many accolades, like it or not, need this?
I think thin-skinned man-based people.
I think Elon Musk strikes me as somebody who is incredibly insecure and seeks the validation of a particular group of people or people that he never could get the validation of before because he's a fucking loser and always was a loser.
Okay, well, we're just launching in.
Is that wrong to say?
No, you're 100% correct.
And he could never get the validation of those people.
And therefore, he continues to seek that validation no matter how much money he has or no, how much, how much success he has, because nothing can be more valuable than the validation and being cool amongst that group of people.
Yeah.
And the best part about it is that this group of people, I would say, especially because like the expose was originally initially done by Quinn.
Quinn69 is a Path of Exile streamer.
He is Quinn lives the game.
Yeah, he's a very vibrant character, let's just say.
And he was a massive Elon fan until this very moment when he realized, like, oh my God, he's just, this is charlatan.
He's just lying.
Like, he it's funny because he could have just paid someone, like, he wasn't showing his hands.
He could have just paid someone to play for him.
No, because he was speaking about like certain items.
I don't know if it's, I don't know if it's validation to the point of like him needing a specific group.
I think it also harkens to like Elon needs people to think he's the smartest guy in the room all the time.
Yeah.
And so I bet I know more about cakes than him.
That's probably true.
Bozo.
I think if he did, in fact, pay for this boosting, which I don't know.
I can't confirm.
I don't know.
Bro's talking like he's going to sue you, man.
I'm just giving you my I don't know the game well enough.
Bozo.
I've never played Path of Exile.
Diablo, I would have a better frame of reference.
Path of Exile, I've never played the game.
If he did do this, like, is it something that he viewed as like, oh, wow, this is something impossibly different, difficult for this minute.
It's, it's like, it's almost a very calculated way on how you build a legend, right?
Like when you hear stories about like Bo Jackson's athleticism, right?
Like when he would go do a different sport and do it like perfect and you build this legend of like an Adonis.
How do you do the same thing for like a smart person, like a pharaoh billionaire?
This feels very calculated.
Yeah, the difference is Bo Jackson is like, Elon doesn't.
That's the problem.
And what's really funny about it is that like in third grade, I learned this lesson that if I'm supposed to cheat on a test, I'm not going to get 100 on that test that I'm cheating on.
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You've got to get it.
He should have gone bottom of the top.
Yeah, you got to get 85 at least.
So you just kind of like sneak it in there.
If you're getting a D normally, don't shoot up to an A plus.
That's stupid as fuck, which to me, once again, solidifies the take that I've had in perpetuity that he's such a dumbass and he exhibits so much hubris that he thought like people would actually believe him that he was one of the people.
They did.
They did.
No, everyone initially, every single, dude, there were articles being written about like investigations from like Verge.com about like who is the botter that's peace and love.
I don't think like the general audience was reading Verge.com with Peace and Love.
There were definitely people.
I don't peace and love you, Verge.
No, there are definitely a lot of normies who don't play video games.
That's what I'm talking about.
There were a lot of normies who don't play video games who were like, damn, this guy's such a super genius.
Joe Rogan was like the one who is like really billing him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Phenomenal.
Because Joe Rogan, last time Joe Rogan played games, it was like on, you know, a dial-up, dude.
He's a quake guy.
That's what I'm talking about, though, where like the general audience did believe this.
There were people that were experts in the community that thought it was Hokum, but cutie.
Ouch.
I'm sick and tired of working for people.
Yeah.
I'm sick and tired of working for people, too.
What do you think we should do about it?
Well, beat Cutie's girl.
No!
No, no, no.
We should have go to Shopify and start our businesses right now.
I thought you left.
I've been here the whole time.
Thanks for not hitting me.
I'm the only one here that actually uses Shopify for all of my actual e-commerce.
So that's right.
I'm very familiar with this product that we're currently telling people to sign off on.
Well, look, it's a new year and new opportunities.
To expand your business online.
You can get your store running easily with thousands of customizable templates, no coding or hardware issues things that you've got to do because all you need to do is drag and drop, cutie.
You're right.
Absolutely.
It's that simple.
Established in 2025 has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at shopify.com slash fear.
All lowercase.
Go to shopify.com slash fear to start selling with Shopify today.
Shopify.
That's right.
Shopify.com slash fear.
Shopify.
So why did Asmund Gold and Elon Musk in a fight?
Great.
I don't know.
Great question.
And this is where America Me Up turns into our backyard.
Friendly show, Asmund Gold, whose opinions we 100% agree with.
I don't know.
Sometimes he says some questionable things about it.
Does he like gay people?
Yeah, I don't know.
Asmund has no problem with gays.
He loves the gays.
He likes gay men because they're not women.
Yeah.
There's no, yeah, he just kidding.
I think he likes women that he can date.
Yeah.
It was a joke.
But he also, please.
He also is a long-term advocate on hoflation, you know?
But that's a totally separate point.
But in any case, we agree with everything Asmund Gold says.
So Asmund Gold is an interesting figure in this space because he's a gamer, capital G Hard R.
And he also happens to be someone who Elon Musk follows.
What?
And Elon Musk has apparently even communicated with at times.
Okay, so a lot of people were wondering, Asmund Gold, you have all the time in your eight to 10 hours of reacting a day to talk about whatever, I don't know, whatever like new video game that's coming out that doesn't have a fabable main female character.
How come you haven't watched Quinn's video?
Because it's right in your wheelhouse.
Why have you not talked about Elon Musk definitely cheating?
This is right in your wheelhouse, Asmund.
We need to hear your conversations.
Consider friends.
That's what a lot of people said.
And then people started speculating.
The speculation started brewing.
Is Asmund Gold actually hiding the truth about Elon Musk?
Why is he, is he too afraid to talk about it?
Gamergate.
And ultimately, it landed on Asmund Gold's Reddit.
And when it landed on Asmund Gold's subreddit, Asmund Gold had no other option but to cover it.
So he did.
Cover it.
He did.
He watched the Quinn video.
And in the process, he obviously came to the same conclusion.
Has Asmund Gold ever played Path of Exile?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Of course.
I mean, look at him.
Come on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That man plays games.
That man plays games.
That's a gamer.
Okay.
Say anything you want about him.
He plays games for sure.
And he's knowledgeable.
This is in his wheelhouse.
Right.
So we came to that same conclusion that everyone else did, which was that he was definitely cheating.
So he tweeted out.
If Elon Musk can prove that he played Path of Exile on his own account, like 100% give like proof.
Asman tweeted.
I will stream on X.
Oh.
Elon Musk, of course, saw this and got very upset because he's the most thin-skinned person on the planet.
And that led to Elon Musk soft blocking Asmund Gold last night while Asmund Gold was live.
Pull it up, March.
You can pull it up on LSM if you want.
And it all hell broke loose.
But there were buddies.
It didn't end there.
Not only did Elon Musk actually soft block the process of blocking and unblocking someone so that they unfollow you.
That's not nice.
Not only did he do that to Asmund Gold, Asmund Gold also seemingly lost one of his check marks.
He had like something verifying that he was, I don't know, I forget what it is.
He lost like some sort of verification in the process.
Everyone thought, what a thin-skinned guy this Elon Musk is, but it didn't end there.
Another random dick writer of Elon made this like long and, you know, well-thought-out YouTube video about how it's actually perfectly valid that Elon Musk had played this Path of Exile to account, actually, personally, because this guy was just so desperate for a chrome of cloud and attention from our holy lord and emperor Elon.
Elon replied to him saying something along the lines of, well, Asmund Gold is actually a great caustic commentator, but honestly, he just doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to video games or whatever.
And also then subsequently claimed that Asmund Gold was actually beholden to his editors, that he had his own bosses that were telling him what to say.
Part of this is because Elon Musk is 53 years old.
In the process, he leaked a conversation between him and Asmund Gold where Asmund Gold was saying, like, oh, well, I have editors.
These are my editors.
I usually get them to clip my videos and whatever.
And I would talk to them if we were to potentially start posting videos on Twitter, right?
While back in November of 2024.
Elon, being 53 years old, thought editors meant editorial control, like in the New York Times or something, like in a managerial position and not video editors.
So he basically exposed himself for being an absolute dumbass once again.
And also leaked the conversation that he had with Asmund Gold, the private conversation that he had with Asmund Gold on his own website.
Oh my God.
So after all, this information.
His own website.
Yeah, he said, Asmund behaves like a Maverick independent, but in reality, he has to ask his boss for permission before he can do anything.
He is not his.
That's the funniest interpretation of having editors.
Gonna see if my editors might want to take a second account before I even sure.
Who are these mysterious editors?
These two guys, they basically run my entire YouTube account, LOL.
That's so funny.
Interesting.
Yeah, so basically, you can't post his editor.
That's so funny.
Click on the one where he says, found out that the billionaire Elon unfollowed him.
So, wonderful story overall.
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I love it.
It's fantastic.
It's great.
Let him fight.
You know, that's my attitude here.
It's great.
Assume that if since I am not following him either right now, I would assume that he soft-blocked me, which means that he probably blocked me and then unblocked me, which made it to where I don't follow him.
Okay, pause.
He also doesn't.
Which one of you dirty motherfuckers just burped?
That was one of the most caustic things I've ever smelled.
Was it you?
Look at his smile.
Jesus.
Oh my God.
I'm scared.
I don't want it to come over here.
That was like smelling salt.
All right.
Follow me.
I will have to get away, demons.
That happened to me was with an angry ex-girlfriend.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
Wow.
Anyway, that's the America Me Up.
Yeah.
Lot involved there.
Oh my gosh.
They're fighting.
The girls are fighting.
Also, by the way, he loves gay people.
I was.
I think it is.
There's nothing wrong.
I think the interesting thing, though, is like it's kind of like the emperor's new.
It feels like the emperor's new clothes, right?
Where it's like this guy who has everything needs one more thing.
And in the pursuit of having it, he appears naked in front of an audience that he really was coveting.
Sad.
I feel like it's like the closest thing that he can get validation from.
Like he's not going to get validation from athletes because I mean, look at him.
But why not?
He could just go buy a sport team.
He could go buy the Jets.
He doesn't have the charisma.
I feel like he wants that.
I feel like over Woody Johnson.
Well, Woody, I love you, Brick.
I love you if you see this.
You watch a lot of social media.
For your franchise, you want Elon to do that.
Elon's about to do the Twitter treatment to your franchise.
It's going to be somehow magic.
Elon can pay Chinese level boosters to fix the New York Jets.
I'm with it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wish it were.
I'll be honest, whatever he, if he could win the Vikings at Super Bowl, I'd let him be a part of it.
Oh, some additional news.
Oh, this is kind of like in the vein of Girly Pop Nation/slash Fear N, but the boy has made it to Girly Pop Nation and one of the biggest Girly Pop Nation advocates, Kim Kardashian, posted me on her Instagram story.
Damn.
Why are you rolling your eyes?
Because you need to get her on the podcast.
Well, also, I don't know if, respectfully, I don't know if Kim is Girly Pop Nation.
Gatekeeping.
I'm sorry.
Listen, Girly Pop Nation, we accept everyone, but Kim is like, she's kind of like her own nation.
Kim Nation.
Kim Nation.
Envy is a bad color.
It's not envy.
It's not envy.
I just like the one time I thought I would make it.
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
This is exciting, though.
Congratulations.
What if she thought I would make inroads with cutie Cinderella?
She just had to shoot me down.
No, no, no.
It's cool.
It's cool.
That's why we just have to trank this bitch.
I don't know if he understands what Girly Pop Nation is.
It's not necessarily just like one girly.
It's kind of like Girly Pop Nation would address maybe like the tea of Kim Kardashian, but like it's like, that's not like really tea that she like reposted to you, but it's like, cool.
So what did she do?
What did she repost?
Absolutely cutting your guts out right now.
No, no, no.
It's cool, though.
I'm really proud of you.
That's cool.
That's cool.
What did she post?
Was interviewing incarcerated Wallet wildfires.
That was really cool.
It was cool that you did it.
I guess not enough for QD.
Well, did you like, did she follow you?
No.
Oh, she didn't even tag me.
Oh, does she know who you are?
Okay, girly pop czar.
Girly pop fascist.
Give us girly pop.
I don't know what fascist means, but I'm sure I like that.
Okay, Aiden Ross.
What's your girly pop nation story?
What?
Why am I Aiden Ross?
Keep going.
He also doesn't know what fascism is.
Oh.
It's all right.
They won't get okay.
I have a fun game for everybody.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Welcome to my game show.
Who wants to be a girly pop?
I do.
I knew it.
Okay, welcome.
This is going so viral on Red Note.
Okay.
Our new app.
Shao Hong Shu.
Red Book.
Shao Hong Shu.
I don't know how he's butchering it, I'm sure.
No, I'm not.
I don't want to repeat it.
No, it's all I'm saying.
Shao Hongshu.
Shao Hong Shu.
Shao Hong Shu.
Sha Hong Shu.
We're all in this together.
Come on.
This is like when an agent was here and was telling me to say something.
Shao Hongshu.
Shoo Hong Shu.
Shao.
Rednote.
Shao Hong Shu.
I gotta pull up my dough.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Say it.
We're going to see who our biggest ally is.
Okay.
Oh, it signed me out.
What the heck?
One second.
I have to sign back in.
Biggest ally for Girly Pop Nation.
Yeah.
Yeah, you better.
I'm glad you guys signed out.
Really?
Yes.
The picture of the Republic of China still stands for you.
I'm going to go around.
Each person gets a question.
Each of you get three questions.
Whoever at the end has the most points wins.
Okay.
Easy.
All right.
Okay.
We are going to start with Hassan.
Sure.
Hassan.
What is a water line?
A what?
A what?
A water line.
Nope.
I want to steal.
No.
No stealing.
Bitch, I get to steal.
You have to give me an answer.
We'll just see if you're right.
We'll just see if he's right.
You don't know shit.
It's when it's when eddies happen, like when the water hits a rock.
No, when it comes to women, women.
It's like a girl thing.
Wait, what?
Wait, I didn't know this was girl related.
What do you mean, Jesus?
Wait, hold on.
Girly foundation.
Waterline.
I think it's when girls get really thirsty and need to drink a water in one single file rotation.
In single-file line.
Where at?
Stop.
He's doing incredible.
At your cheerleading practice.
More than one spot.
At law school, because women can be lawyers too.
Massive.
Congratulations.
That's right.
No, no.
A water line is a makeup term.
What does it mean?
I believe it is the line along your eye when you're doing your eyeliner.
Okay, one point to win.
Why did you lie to me?
I am girly pop.
You see me in the arms?
That is girly pop.
It's not your turn.
It goes to well now.
It goes to well.
Can we steal?
I know.
So he didn't get a point.
I did.
He didn't get appointed.
What?
You didn't get a point.
I'm the girly pop guy.
You didn't get a point.
It does not.
I'm not sure.
There's a homework.
I'll show you who's girly pop.
Okay.
What is...
Yeah.
You're picking the hardest ones, aren't you?
Make him spell something.
Make him spell something.
I'm not going to do that.
You're picking the hard one.
No, I just, I'm dyslexic, so I'm trying to remember how to say this correctly.
No, you're scanning the.
Okay, fine.
I'll skip that one.
No!
Give him the hard one!
What is Peplum?
Wait, what's the question?
What is a Peplum?
That was not the one you were going to give me.
No, it was.
It's not.
But it's a new one.
Wait, I want the one you're going to give me.
It's too late.
No.
It's too late.
No.
I know.
I know what it is.
Steal it.
Is that my question?
What is Peplum?
What is a Peplum?
Peplum.
Peplum.
I don't think you're saying it right.
I am saying it right.
Are you saying?
What do you think I'm saying?
Spell it.
P-E-P-L-U-M.
Peplum.
Okay.
I was thinking of something different.
You're right.
What is Peplum?
What is a Peplum?
I'm definitely failing this quiz.
Okay.
Dude, do girls have like a different.
Yes, they do.
A Peplum.
Peplum.
Can you use it in a sentence, please?
That's too much.
I wanted to buy that cute Peplum.
That's too much project.
I can't believe it.
Easy.
Easy.
Her waterline?
Easy.
Peplum.
Can I get a country of orange?
I don't know.
Peplum.
P-E-P.
L-I-M.
U-M.
U-M.
Peplum.
Peplum is a small umbrella.
Way to God.
There's no way.
Okay, not it.
No.
What is it?
Why do you fuck with us like that?
What is it?
It's a type of silhouette of a shirt or a dress.
Oh, my God.
There's no way.
Give me mine.
Okay.
I'm not.
Give him.
There ain't no way I'm getting it.
Okay.
There's no way.
I don't know anything about girls.
Austin.
What is a money piece?
Oh, I know this one.
I know this one.
Money piece.
I know this one.
Believe me, I know what a money piece is.
I actually know what it is.
Leave him alone.
Let him do it.
I think a money piece is a item in a girly pop's wardrobe that shows that you have money.
Okay.
You have wealth.
Like a piece of your head.
If you had a money piece, what would you have it?
Like, I don't know.
For example, like, I don't really wear a lot of things that are expensive.
I'm not, so like a Gucci necklace.
Okay.
I don't think he got it.
What is it?
Right.
I mean, but it doesn't have to be expensive.
No, I thought it was like, it's like flashy, like a good piece.
Yeah, but that's what I mean.
No, it shows money.
What is it?
Who's right?
Give me a point.
Just say if either of them are correct or not.
No.
Okay.
I actually have a take on this.
Okay.
I think.
What?
You keep thinking that I thought I was correct.
Okay.
I'm going to go for something here.
Okay.
I could be totally wrong.
Okay.
Money piece is your face, isn't it?
You're closer.
No, I don't think it is.
Marsh just yelled as a sugar daddy.
It's not sugar daddy.
I think money piece is like something to do with your face.
Is it just like your accentuated quality that is like what makes you pop stand out?
Yeah, it's like your money asset, right?
Your eyes or like your nose.
It's the front hair.
It's the front hair that women die.
No, I knew that.
Fuck!
Door's open.
Door's open.
Sorry.
All right.
They heard.
001.
No!
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
I am the girly pop right now.
Can I go back to me?
No.
You can steal.
Dude, I knew the money.
You can steal.
I don't know.
I knew.
I knew that.
Did you know?
No, it means I actually knew the money.
I said it had something to do with the face.
Okay, son.
Okay.
It's like slut bag or whatever.
Slut strand.
Go, go, go, go.
Okay.
All right.
Hassan.
What is a flyaway?
Oh, hair.
But like what?
Like when you're, when you got like little tangling.
It's so easy.
Okay.
All right.
Sorry.
Maybe I give it.
Okay.
I even gave you a separate girly pop nation term for money piece.
What?
I said slut strands.
No one calls them that.
No, it's like when you're calling them that.
Girly pops when they go out and they snowboard.
I saw this on Twitter.
No, slut strand.
That's different.
So money pieces is when you dye it a lighter color.
Slut strands are when you pull it out.
You and I sandwich.
Different.
Okay, close.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
One, one, zero.
No, you're zero.
I'm one.
You didn't get piple.
I stole.
You did not get pepper.
You're zero.
You're cheating.
They're going to win.
Gaia is looking at us embarrassed.
They're going to do good.
They're going to win.
Okay.
When I saw the easiest.
Sorry.
I don't know.
Sorry, and there's new one.
Will I lose?
What is decetin?
It's so easy.
Come on.
Desetin?
Yes.
With an N, right?
D-E-S-I-T-I-N.
Yeah.
It's got to be a supplement.
Is that your final answer?
What do you think it's supplement for?
Oh, skin?
It's eczema medication.
Oh, I got it.
No.
No, it's for your vagina.
It's baby rash cream.
I mean, it could be for skin.
It's for a baby's butt.
It's a supplement for skin.
I was close.
Wait a minute.
That is not a supplement.
No, I don't know.
Yes, that's a reason.
This is a zero point for Will.
He's not Girly Pop Nation.
Wait a minute.
How is me saying that it is a supplement?
Yes.
It's like something you ingest.
You're robbing me.
No.
You're giving.
You've plotted so that he will win the engineering.
I don't want him to win.
You can win.
More views.
We all agree.
It's my least favorite.
Day one and the funny one down.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Can I have a wow?
He's really mad.
Okay.
Toxic.
I just had a point stolen from me in open air.
Austin.
Yeah.
What is shellac?
Oh, it's the nail thing.
The nail stuff.
It's like a, when you get your, when you get shellac, it's a nail.
It's a particular polish.
You put it, you put the fucking thing under the goddamn fucking thing.
Shellac.
He's right.
Fucking put the shellac.
He's really.
You can race.
One more one.
One, one, Will, zero.
Final.
It's one by one.
There's no.
It should be two because I said it was a skin product.
It is tied.
I'm going to win.
Okay, Hassan, you tell me.
What are wispies?
Oh, fuck.
You just asked me.
It's like, aren't wispies the same shit as the flyaways?
Like the strands?
If not, it might be the...
When you see like random stuff flying around in your eyes in your field of vision.
That's not only girly.
It's either.
Are you telling me men have eyes?
I mean, it's either, yeah, it's either just like little hair strands or is it peach fuzz, maybe?
No, it's got to be like little hair strands again, but that's the same thing.
He's answered three different fucking answers.
Because I'm metagaming.
Because I already gave you.
I said a fucking skin product for a skin product.
Condom Size Confusion00:07:55
Okay.
Wispies.
You got a commercial product, dog.
Happy with your final answer.
What is it?
uh wispies wispies i'm gonna go with i'm gonna go with fuck i can't say hair strands again that's like i already said it that that that doesn't count i'm gonna go with like hair that you haven't taken care of in an area where it's like not supposed to be growing their type of eyelashes wait i could have gotten really yes
let us steal okay okay, i'm sorry, i'm sorry.
Will's only point is from stealing no, it doesn't count, because i'm i'm assertive like a girly pop.
Okay, you haven't won yet.
Just wait, if you don't get this wrong and I get it right, my last one.
So i'm out like or no, do we go into overtime?
If everybody's overtime, we'll go into overtime.
Okay, so devastating, um will yeah, what is?
I'm trying to find one that's equally as hard as i've never been so invested, as equally, as equally.
I have some wispies, yeah, if you knew wispies and I have been getting pharmaceutical terms.
Okay, i've been getting the silhouette of a dress.
That's easy.
Yeah, what is lbd?
Easy okay easy, so easy.
Just say it, just say it, say what comes to mind.
Then it was so easy gotcha, it's so clear.
You just sound it out.
Acronym gave me a acronym.
You bet you, I never complained to the referee.
I'm just gonna say an acronym.
I'm gonna go lower body discomfort.
Why are you laughing, Marge?
No, what is it?
It's a little black dress.
Oh, get your.
You gotta get your lbd off.
All right dude, that was actually.
No, you know what.
You know what.
You're gonna have a point for that.
That was, that was heroic, that was heroic.
Cutie Cinderella has assassinated me and my cat.
Technically, three hits for the win.
Austin Show.
Oh, that was heroic for the win.
You are absurd to be put into girly pop nation.
Austin show for the win.
Okay, here we go Austin, I will give you this win.
If the two of us don't know it.
No bullshit, you're making up.
No, assassinated lbd is not even shellac.
And rain's what shellac is, excuse you.
All right, you fly away.
No, I did this.
Is you got to steal a point?
All right, question Austin, please tell me the sizes that tampons Tampons coming.
This is DEI bullshit.
This is DEI bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, it's bullshit.
All right.
Now, everybody knows that tampons come in various sizes.
He doesn't know.
Wait, can we steal a little bit?
Excuse me.
First of all, when was the last time you bought a tampon?
Like last week.
When was the last time you bought a tampon?
A couple months ago.
When was the last time you bought a tampon?
Like last week.
I have never blew.
Did you just ask cutie when she bought a fucking tampon?
I have furious pieces of pussy.
I bleed all the time.
I know and we respect your pussy.
Thank you.
I don't think you have the pussy pass.
I don't.
Wait, guys.
You sound weird when you say it.
Okay, can't say.
Regardless.
When you buy a tampon, you got to say what size pussy, Michael.
I have never bought, I have never bought a tampon.
It could be really simple.
Obviously.
Small, medium, large.
Got it.
Final answer?
Final answer.
Fucking God.
No.
What?
They use Starbucks sizes.
What?
Denty.
Wait.
Small, medium, large is fucking.
Gordita.
What?
Crunch.
Light, regular.
No, I know.
Cutie!
We're going into overtime.
We're not doing it.
No steals!
We said no steals!
Wait, well, when did we say no steals?
Small, medium, large wasn't the answer.
No.
I mean, it's the same idea.
I would have won because he doesn't know that.
I thought it was based off of flow.
She doesn't know that.
So what would you say?
Heavy flow?
I was assassinated.
I have been assassinated.
Assassinated.
I am Nelson McDella.
It's light, regular, super.
Can you explain to me?
No, what the fuck?
That's flow.
What do you think light, regular, super?
What were you going to say?
What do you mean by flow?
Heavy flow?
That's what I was going to say.
No, it's super.
It's not heavy.
What do you think super implies?
Okay, hold on.
It's by amount of grams of blood it can hold.
How do you know?
What do you think flow is?
You have a lot of fun.
How much your pussy is bleeding.
Oh, my God.
Is it like a feel, actually?
Fuck.
Yeah, you can just feel it out.
It's how much grams of blood is coming out of your dark.
Okay, am I wrong?
She's got heavy flow.
Hold on.
Does it depend on the cycle?
Like, are some cycles a little bit more flowy?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
Very interesting.
That's crazy that you were so ready to rob both of us, man.
Oh, my God.
From the greatness of Girlie Floppy.
Beat your goddamn DEI candidate.
Yeah.
You gave him an easy one.
I thought it was a one-size-fits-all type thing.
Yeah, I figured he thought that.
You just jammed some condom.
Do you know it's like condoms, right?
Sure.
This is completely different.
Random.
Go on.
Hold on.
It has nothing to do with condoms.
I just want to talk about it.
Condoms is also based off of flop.
How big you're doing.
I was told this myth that all condoms were large.
Like when they said large, they just wanted everybody to feel like they had a large penis.
Oh, yeah.
So I bought like extra large condoms and you were wearing a sleeping bag.
You were rocking a baggie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You wear those?
You wear extra larges?
Did you buy a Magnum XL?
Yes.
Oh, that's the third tier.
Okay, that's it.
So there's Magnum, which is like large?
That's what I was saying.
There's Magnum XL, which is for like horse cock.
There's like eight.
That's what I'm saying.
I bought Magnum XLs because I was like, oh, this is just advertising for people.
He's falling off.
Oh, I was like, I was like, God, this is.
He did the Frank.
I was like, tag it off.
He did a Frank Reynolds where he's like, my extra large Magnum condoms fell out of my wallet.
My monster condom for my Magnum.
So I thought for sure, I thought for sure that like this is like I was told when I was a young man that they advertised they called them extra large.
So everybody, but they're just like everybody fits them yeah, but turns out yeah, not true.
Okay overtime, I cannot fit an extra girly pop over time.
Okay Mars, where are we at?
It doesn't matter.
Okay, finish the game.
Okay, behind the paywall.
No, finish the game.
That's a great way to say finish the game.
Okay Hassan, how often?
No, you should.
You should just call it out and then you tap and whoever gets it first?
Okay oh no no no, we could do that.
No Hassan, let's do that.
It's gonna, we're gonna be here for an hour and a half wait.
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What do you mean?
What are we tapping?
You buzz, you say, and then you get first answer.
If you're wrong, someone else can Merr ready.
Okay okay, all right to the men.
Go ahead.
What's your answer?
Go ahead and answer, yes, you're eliminated.
No, you got eliminated.
Oh really okay, how often are you recommended to get a pap smear?
Oh fuck, I knew this one too.
After what age?
Um, I will say between the ages of 18 to 50.
Oh, can we replay the footage we got?
We will review the footage behind the paywall patreon.com.
Slash fear.
And if you want to see who is Garly Pop Nation, once another banger.
See the truck in the bush.
See you on the other side.
Patreon.com.
Slash fear.
And can I play with your panty line?
Wait wait wait, wait.
What three six mafia?
The panty line is the way I thought it was, Jinyang twins um three six the paint.
She's fine.
One more time, get low, get low, get low, get low, get Logan Yeah, that's