Will Neff returns to Fear & Friends, gifting Cutie a leather notebook and Ludwig Smash Bros. cards before recounting his "Name Your Price" TwitchCon show and severe hangover requiring IV fluids. The group debates the event's decline in excitement for aging streamers, discusses sponsor dynamics, and shares awkward celebrity encounters like Dan Clancy's kiss. Ultimately, the episode highlights how massive conventions transform personal connections into chaotic, often jaded experiences where genuine interaction struggles against overwhelming crowds and trolls. [Automatically generated summary]
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Self-Suck Accident Recovery00:02:10
I recognize their face and they'll go, hey, and I'm like, good to see you.
And they'll see it in me that I don't know who they are.
And they'll be like, what's my name?
Oh, that's up.
That happens all the time.
And I'll be like, shut up.
That's what I would say.
Shut up is the spirit.
So I just go, we're not doing this right now.
No, no, no.
You guys can start.
I'm almost done.
I think we should let him finish.
We need to be all up face up on the camera.
Okay, you're right about that.
It's been a long time.
It's been a long time.
It's been a long day without you, my friends.
And until you learn about it, Ross.
We'll see you again.
I did not expect that.
Your timing was off.
I think we're just made.
As we go on, we remember all the times we had together as our lives change.
Whatever we will still be friends forever.
Hello there.
Hello there.
The angel from my nightmare.
Shadows in the background of the morning.
I don't know that song.
Ladies and gentlemen, back again, back again from yet another self-suck accident.
Can't stay dead.
Won't stay dead.
It's me, Will Neff, and I'm back on Fear.
Yes, I know.
Let's pause for applause.
Yeah, welcome back, Will.
So good to have you back on the podcast.
Gathering for a Little Bit00:15:24
I came in at a perfect time.
These three were limping through episodes, absolute dog shit content.
People were messaging me on Twitter.
We were putting out things.
Come home, Will.
They need you.
They're lost.
They're like inept old people that can't feed or wash themselves anymore.
So here I am.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Okay, that was not related to the podcast.
That was not related to the podcast when I texted you in general.
Well, anyway, as is tradition, as is tradition when someone's gone for a long time, I got you all gifts.
Oh, my God.
I got you gifts.
So, first, cutie, I got you a Twitch-colored note.
This is a leather notebook from my favorite leather.
Remember those cookies, cutie?
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
I didn't think.
I had so many extra too.
Wait, what?
I didn't think about it.
Cutie.
What is wrong with you?
Where are the cookies?
I wanted cookies so much.
I wanted to fucking go.
I walked back.
What?
Oh.
We were on the page.
Yo, you are so dead to me right now.
You've never been more dead to me.
Oh, my fucking God.
At least I got to eat two Snickerdoodle cookies and one chocolate chip.
That is for you.
That's my favorite leather worker.
Take that back.
That's a handmade.
He does not deserve it.
It's really cool.
I think you'd use it.
And it's Twitch colour.
I will use it.
Also, I got these for Ludwig.
Oh.
That is a deck of Super Smash Brothers playing cards.
What the heck?
Where do you find these?
I have a tradition where I try and spend money at almost every stall artist alley every year.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Cool.
And then, Austin, for you, this is a handmade pen.
Oh, my God.
Because I think you're Mr. Business and you're really leveling up.
Take a look.
He is Mr. Business.
Oh, my God.
Handmade.
Look at that.
Wait, let me see.
Oh, you got that from one of my community pasts.
That's cool.
That's so sweet.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
I love you.
I got you a shirt that reminded me of you.
I won't say why it reminds me of you.
He's a cute lady with a lot of mushrooms, I noticed.
His dick, no, he does mushrooms.
Wait, what?
It just reminds me of his penis.
And then, Hassan, I got you a one-of-one original piece of art from my favorite artist at Twitch.
I've collabbed with her before.
This is Julie22.
So there's a hand drawn that she does.
It's JoJo.
Someone asked to do a picture of a penguin, and someone asked her to do a picture of JoJo, and she combined them.
Oh, my God.
How cute.
Wait, Anathie.
Oh, my God.
It's beautiful.
I got gifts as well.
Oh, I got gifts for everybody.
As always, are you next Austin?
I also am similar to Will Neff.
I think it's a sense that I like to go and try to purchase as many things as I can from the Artist Valley when I go to conventions.
I didn't get a go-to artist out.
He's fishing.
Take your time.
He just has them in his pocket.
No, they're not.
I already gave March his.
Are these things people handed you?
What?
They're just trinkets and trash.
No.
These are gifts.
Oh, absolutely.
No, I bought them.
What the fuck?
Be reverence.
March already has.
Don't make me bring it up.
March already has one of these.
Oh, shit.
But this one is very near and dear to me.
This is from Tiny Makes Things.
It's a Kirby mouse cap and it's a Kirby butt.
Oh, tushy.
So March has one as well.
This is for you, cutie.
Oh, touch.
Oh, the Kirby butt is so cute.
It matches me.
Thank you.
For Austin, I got you these cat keychains.
Oh, my God.
I love these cases.
He loves them.
Even though it was a Gamba, so I shouldn't get like the one that your cat looks like.
And last but not least, for Will Neff, I got you.
I mean, I got you.
Wow.
Wow.
One of the greatest you would think of me.
Wow.
Wait, what do you mean it's fucking perfect?
My hero academia.
Because you got me back in.
I'm My Hero Academia.
Oh, yeah.
You have no idea who that is.
The bunny one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With the sexy ass legs.
So there you go.
Thank you.
And Marsh is a Kirby keycap as well.
Well, we've done the exchanging of gifts later.
So, Austin, what kind of gifts did you get us?
Hold on.
From Art of Record.
Cutie and I both didn't get you.
Your present is my presence.
Thank you.
I didn't get you guys anything.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so shocked.
I was trying to think of an excuse.
We're going to keep this train moving because we have so much content over here.
We did so much at TwitchCon, Cutie.
Let's talk about your schedule first.
I feel like a shell of myself.
Yeah, you were all over the place, baby, weren't you?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was.
You sound like you're about to cry.
No, it was a hard week.
It was a lot.
I just came from my cookie truck, so unfortunately, I did miss the bonus episode.
But, you know, it's been a week.
It was so hard.
She's Canadian.
I'm Canadian.
Dude, I'm so sad.
Apparently, my face apparently was on a wall next to Austin's.
Yeah.
I never got to see it.
Yeah, it was outside our.
Yeah, we were right next to each other.
I didn't get to see it.
I was more like this.
Did you get a picture?
I didn't take a photo of it of either of us.
My mom would never be on the wall again, and I didn't get a picture.
Your face was everywhere.
I didn't see it.
I didn't get a.
Did you walk past it?
I did.
Dude, did you not see her fucking schedule?
It was stupid.
Yeah, it was psychotic.
I'm sorry.
She really did.
What the fuck?
Why did you do that?
After this, I have to go record another podcast.
Wait, are you complaining about it?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I haven't eaten today, but Hassan just ordered me food.
Okay, good.
Yeah, wow.
I've only had a 16-ounce coffee and a Snickerdoodle cookie.
So tell us about a few of the shows you did.
Well, I, my goodness, where did I start?
I did the table.
We did the finale of the table, which is kind of bittersweet and sad.
It was more awkward than I expected because the premise of the table is like a bunch of girly pops sitting around a table eating our favorite foods and like reminiscing over stories and stuff.
And it's really fun and intimate.
And doing it on a stage was the opposite of intimate.
Not intimate.
And it's hard because we're like eating and so being able to like engage with them.
It was very interesting to try to juggle, but everyone that went really liked it.
And we gave away free coffee and croissants to a bakery nearby.
Nice.
It's a women-owned bakery.
And so it was pretty cool.
So that was fun.
That was the first day.
I honestly have to look at my schedule.
I don't remember what I did.
It's like, honestly, it's been a blur.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck.
But a fun, happy truck.
A cookie truck.
What about you guys?
I haven't seen, I've seen Hassan.
I've not seen you once.
I've not seen you once.
No, you saw me because I infiltrated your event.
Yeah, he wanted cookies.
When he came to the meet and greet.
Yeah.
Like, the only reason why I went to the table.
Did you?
I was in the audience.
Yeah.
Were you?
Yeah.
Where?
I came and popped in for a little bit.
Was okay.
It was great.
A little awkward.
It wasn't awkward.
I wanted to go to the infiltrate your event as well.
Wait, what was that?
Name Your Price?
Name Your Price.
Yeah.
It was fun.
Well, we had a great time.
We did a show.
It was a lot of fun.
Sure.
And I lost my voice.
Yep.
Yeah, you do yell.
Yeah, I do yell a lot.
I need a vocal therapist.
I thought you lost your voice after Name Your Prize.
No, it was gone.
It was.
Okay, they claimed.
I went to a gay.
Okay, drama.
I told them that I was leaving to go home and then I got home turned out to be a gay bar.
I got caught, cutie.
I got caught on the way back in the lobby.
Caught by whom?
Caroline.
She's like, I thought you were leaving because you're, why did I even, I should have just said I'm leaving.
She's a bad influence, that one.
I've heard.
But she's like, I literally told her, I said, don't tell anybody.
Came home just spackled and glitter with a feather boa.
Yeah, no.
And she's like, how are you?
No, and she's like, don't.
I was like, don't.
And she fucking ratted me out.
Did she?
It's good content.
Yeah, it was great content.
I lied.
But yeah, no, I lost my voice just doing.
I lose my voice talking because I've never talked to you.
But yeah, we did Hassan's show too.
Yeah.
Which was wonderful.
I want to watch it.
I need to watch Name Your Price too.
I think it's funny.
Talk about it.
It was fun.
It was all words.
What a success.
Wow, he's thrilled.
Yeah.
I think it was.
I mean, it was.
Listen, if it wasn't for you guys, I don't think it would have been a success.
Oh, stop it.
Because I was very nervous in the beginning because I've never done a show.
I've done a lot of these shows because Austin, he puts me in every single one, but I've never had my own show.
I do think there's a pressure where you think it's all on your shoulders and you have a tendency to forget, like, there's so many talented people that are making this happen.
Yeah.
There's so many talented people on stage with me.
My friends are here.
They're not going to let me drown.
And I think your show was great, man.
People seemed to really like it.
So that was cool.
I was laughing hysterically in the beginning that Sear was.
And I told him this.
And by the way, this is not to take away from anybody else on stage because everybody was fantastic.
But a special shout out to Sear.
That I have so much respect for that level of improvisation.
And like everything that came at him, he just didn't fucking miss.
Seer was the funniest character, and Caroline Kwan was the most accurate portrayal of a politician.
Yeah.
Like it is so hard on Twitch.
But it was good because I think in the room, like I was gauging it, but like I can't speak for the entire room, but I think both Seer and Caroline's characters were so perfect for my audience in particular because like Sear kept making like a lot of subtle and sometimes not so subtle references to like political things.
Yeah.
Like he did a George W. Bush reference.
He told me once.
He did the Donald Trump like water drinking.
He drank thing.
There were so many like different moments.
The stepping out to this out of the side of the poet.
Yeah, you don't get fucking can't get full game.
But yeah, like it was so brilliant.
And like playing a character on Twitch is so hard to do, I feel like.
Yeah, because you've done it before, right?
I mean, I've never done that.
But Apple Chat's like, why is he doing that?
Yeah.
Side note, before we get too deep in the weeds on TwitchCon, I won a bodybuilding competition.
Oh, congratulations.
We didn't even get to talk about that.
Well, I don't think anybody else.
I mean, in terms of like, it was a bodybuilding competition?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I thought it was just like a get fit competition.
Yeah.
Bodybuilding.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
You're right.
I guess anything like working out fitness building muscle is bodybuilding.
Yeah.
I just, okay.
You're right.
You obliterated your competition.
It wasn't even close.
I was like, I think because I moved to Austin for it, that like, I was like, I'm not going to waste my time if I just, like, I'm not going to cheat on my diet or do anything like that.
Are you still keeping up with your diet?
Couldn't tell me you are.
I am still keeping up with my diet.
I have broken a little bit here at TwitchCon, but I'm kind of doing that cognitively or like I'm doing that knowingly because I hadn't had any really good food.
And there's a lot of really good stuff.
Have you found good food?
I have not found good food here.
I keep going to the wrong place.
You're going to the green rooms and that's all.
I know.
I haven't gotten any food.
Honestly, today.
Do you want to come to dinner with us?
What time is it?
7.45.
7.45.
After this.
No, no, what time is it right now?
It's, I don't know.
6.30.
She's like, where am I?
Where am I?
What today is it?
6.50.
Quite literally, I have not eaten today.
Like, that's how most of my days have been.
You're in the green room eating like Cheetos and NutriGrain bars.
I didn't eat all day yesterday.
And then I went to Nobu and shut that motherfucker up.
Oh, what a dream.
We had such good food there.
We had those wagu dumplings.
Now she was hitting on God.
I don't even remember what I ate yesterday.
Do you remember?
I don't know if I did.
Do you remember yesterday?
No.
I do.
She said, nah.
I remember the...
So, okay.
This is a bit of a segue that I don't know if we want to go to yet, but I'll do it.
And then we can always circle back.
Okay.
So yesterday was my fun day, supposedly, because I didn't have to start until noon, which was so exciting.
I had a sponsor at AT ⁇ T from noon until 3.
And then I had a meeting with Twitch from 3.15 until 4.
And then from 4 to 6, I had my meet and greet.
And then from 6.30 to 8.30, I had my mod dinner that ran late.
And then I was supposed to go to Doug Doug's party and then Stream Elements party and then the grog party.
So I could just like see everyone.
Yeah.
Oh, so I did have dinner.
I had dinner with my mods.
Oh my gosh, you did.
Yeah, but I had a salad.
Oh, okay.
But why didn't you reorder?
I don't know.
They fucking canceled the order.
I am going to kill myself.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
That was my order, too.
Let's call the hotel.
We're in it.
That's true.
Why don't we order rooms?
I don't want to call them.
Why don't we order room service?
Because everyone's gotten bad tummies from the room service.
Also, room service is.
Rumor on the street.
Wait, I've gotten breakfast two mornings in a row.
Didn't you throw up violently one morning?
Wait, yes, I did.
No, either on violin because he was hungover and I was on servers.
Come to think of it, I was so fucking down bad yesterday morning.
I went to the bar and I had like maybe three vodka sprites.
I had maybe half a dozen.
No, no, three vodka sprites.
Cosmos.
And I go to bed and I wake up in the morning like shaking.
And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so hungover.
Just headache.
I can't take Advil because I hadn't had my Priloseg yet.
And like, that's fucked up.
Yeah, it messes up your time.
I know that.
Oh, my God.
My stomach's so, and I'm like trying to drink water, but I'm nauseous.
So I like go to the toilet, violently throw up.
Yeah.
And I'm like, oh my God.
And I'm like trying to drink.
My stomach is so sick.
I have a headache and I'm like, I can't take anything because my stomach's sick.
Yeah.
And I'm like in this like circle and I'm just like slowly sipping, nursing myself.
I had to call a nurse.
Oh.
And they like they like came to my room and like gave me an IV.
Oh my gosh.
IV fluids and like Zofran.
And I was like, oh my God.
And then I came back to life.
But I was in the trenches.
Well, speaking of throwing up, we have something excited planned.
We just planned it today.
What's that?
For us.
And it's because I went to the San Diego Padres game today.
Yes.
And I enjoyed a beer and I enjoyed a hot dog.
And I had a wonderful being anonymous for a little bit.
It was excellent.
I went for like two hours.
It was wonderful.
This sounds so nice.
I'm getting you another burrito.
Burrito.
But it's a Cali Burrilla burrito.
I'm doing a fucking podcast here.
I know that while I was gone, you guys degraded to absolute horse shit, but I'm a professional.
So I like to fucking gather for a little bit.
So we can get some of our viewership back that you lost.
I liked it.
We had banger episodes.
I don't know what you were talking about.
So Hassan brought up a challenge that happens at baseball stadiums.
It's called the 9 and 9 and 9.
What is that?
It's where you eat nine hot dogs.
Wow.
Drink nine beers in nine innings.
Why?
And I have decided we as a family, the Furan family, I'll get so stressed.
Nine beers.
Baseball.
Die.
How many beers can you eat?
You don't have to win.
Cutie.
That's it.
So it's a challenge.
Like, you have to finish your hot dog and your beer before the inning ends.
So if you lose, you're just out.
I can eat that many hot dogs.
The beer scares me.
You can just be out like inning three.
That's fine.
Can I like, can you puke?
You're not supposed to.
Wait, is it like, do you lose if you're not?
I don't think you lose if you're not in the house.
I don't think I can eat non-hot dogs.
The Nine and Nine Challenge00:03:11
Self-respect.
By the way, for the sake of the parasocial losers that have no ability to tell them I'm joking, I love the episodes you guys did watch.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You guys watched it.
I did listen to them.
Thank you.
I don't think I did either.
I don't listen to our episodes.
Do you ever watch our episodes back?
I feel like I've heard them.
I watch all of our episodes.
Even when you're on them?
Yeah.
I watch the clips.
The fuck?
I don't watch any of them.
Mainly to see if I have to fire Marsh.
Well, the answer is always yes.
The question is, do we fire Marsh?
The answer is always yes.
I don't feel like it.
Yeah, I don't watch it back.
Really?
I like to at least watch segments of it and to make sure, you know, we're.
Oh, okay.
I do watch clips.
Yeah, that you put on TikTok.
Yeah, you watch the clips so you can figure out which one.
For the record, all of you guys put clips on TikTok.
No, I don't.
You don't even know what the fuck your login is for TikTok.
Yes, I do.
You don't even know what you're up to.
Yeah, what's your password?
Yeah, let's just say it real quick.
What's your mother's maiden name?
Ozo?
Yeah.
All right.
We're still live at TwitchCon, back on the rails.
It's right by the way.
All of you, let's do a rose and a thorn.
Highlight, low light, W's or L's?
We changed it.
It's called W's or L's, bro.
Since you've been gone, since you've been gone, we got R. Since you've been gone, we got W Hunger.
Since you've been gone, Cutie Cinderella is now a part of Phase.
No, I get it.
Since you've been gone, you all became Steven Bussemi with your skateboard pretending to be children.
That's fine.
No, we are cool, except unlike Steve Bussemi.
We are actually cool.
Steven Bussemi is very cool.
He is, but like not in that moment where he's portraying himself as a young guy going.
How do you do, fellow kids?
Dub happy.
Sorry, I don't know.
I just had like a cutie, start off, Will.
I had like a quick panic.
My W was I've had a long weekend, everybody.
My W was that I went to FaZe auditions and I made it in.
Okay.
I made it in.
Are you FaZe now?
He's the fucking phase the fuck up.
That's my W. That's a W. That's pretty dope.
So you're joining FaZe.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you announcing that?
Yeah.
Leaked.
You're kind of, I don't know why you're saying it in a way that I don't believe.
Because I went to the auditions and they said yes, you're in phase They said yes, you're in phase and then I say never mind because I oh you said you you said I thought it'd be funny you're going hard.
You're playing hard Yeah, playing hard to get so like we'll see.
But in reality, Phase cutie, I don't know, I think that's they don't have women, so I don't think it's happening.
I will say I did meet the talent manager of Phase and she was the sweetest person I've ever met.
You could be like the eve of the rough riders, you know.
I mean like the first woman of Phase.
I don't think it'll happen.
They definitely had women before.
They just fired them.
Yeah, but I need like first woman of the new generation.
Yeah, it would be weird to have a 30 year old woman as your like new.
But maybe that's exactly Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, whoever guessed right, you know what I'm saying.
So I think they who knows, who knows, they bone I would wow, I mean you would bone Martha Stewart.
I would for the story.
Full Gimp Suit Confessions00:09:13
How, how cool would that be?
She's hot, she fogs, I mean, didn't she drop a nude?
Yeah, oh no, she dropped the like sex esports cover or something.
Sports oh sorry, sports illustrated bathing suit.
Yeah, that shit was good.
All right, what was your L?
What was your L?
Train not bringing us cookies.
We'll move on.
Yeah, that was a permanent L was honestly, last night was my L, my L, I I had such an unlucky night.
So I went to Doug Doug's, which is so so Doug Doug and Pirate Software and Theo and oh I'm sure someone else, and I can't think right now through like a rooftop thing and I what just like a gather get together a little, a little shindig, one might say.
I was not invited, oh awkward, I went, but the problem, okay, this is a weird thing to say and I I'm gonna need some nuance, probably from you guys too, because I'm probably lacking it and being bad at articulating this, but I could not go to anything last night.
So yesterday essentially, I had an ATT meet and greet, and then I had my TwitchCon meet and greet, and then I went to Doug Doug's, thinking it was Doug Doug and friends, but it obviously went from like Doug Doug and friends to and friends and friends and friends.
And so I show up and within the first few seconds I'm getting, can I have a photo with you?
Can I have a little crap?
It's not ego, it's that's not.
That's not what I'm trying to do.
So I took photos, but I was just like I was a little tired from like meeting people, I just wanted to catch up with my friends, and so I do.
I find Doug Doug, and I'm talking to him.
I find Theo and I talk to them, but like, so I'm able to like talk to people, and Oh Prime, again I saw him.
That was very nice um, but it became too much, too many people coming up to me.
So I was like okay I'm, I'm gonna go to Stream Elements, because some more people I know are there you were there Carol, Caroline was come like, said come on over.
So I get on over to Stream Elements.
I can't even get over to where the friends are because I have, like sponsors coming up to me, I have so-and-so coming up to me so-and-so, and it's same thing.
And I'm like I just want to leave.
If it's not, if it's not people that know you from shame it's, it's industry, it's everyone.
Everyone always says on, why don't you go out?
Because I know that's, I didn't know I'd never experienced this before.
It's very like.
Obviously I'm not sad about, I'm so happy to take pictures with people.
I was just a little worn out.
And so then we go to the grog party, which was COLD One's party for their new drink that's coming to America sure, um.
And so I go there and it's the same freaking thing, and to the point that I get really overwhelmed and I'm telling Ludwig, I'm saying I'm gonna go outside, I'm gonna go outside, and he can't hear because people are asking him for photos.
So finally I just yell, which I definitely overreacted, but I was having like an overstimulation moment and so I yell at him.
I said Ludwig, I'm done, I'm going outside.
But the problem is I said that in front of like fans and I'm sure they thought I was having a mental breakdown and so I go outside.
Yeah, they don't know that.
That's like that happens all the time, As you know, that was overstimulated.
That was a nightmare, and the music was very funny.
Everything was loud and it was so crowded.
And I just wanted to see my friends.
I haven't been able to see all my friends all week.
That's why I decided to go home.
I hate when nightclubs are loud.
No, no, no, no.
I wasn't a nightclub.
I'm not into that either.
I just wanted to see people.
I really wanted to hang out.
It's all I really wanted to do.
And I let me tell you about this California burrito I had last week.
Okay.
He was in bed at 9:30.
I was in bed by 9:30, ordered this Cali burrito, which you're going to have in a second.
Hopefully, this time they don't cancel.
And I tucked myself in like a goddamn burrito.
And I watched him some Samurai.
See, that's my L, I guess.
You know what?
And I don't think it's because Ludwig, I totally understand.
I totally understand.
And I'll be honest, I was not looking forward to TwitchCon.
I don't think I look forward to TwitchCons anymore.
I was telling Caroline, like, when I was an anonymous streamer, TwitchCon is way more fun.
Yeah.
Because you're just kind of here to feel the space.
But I look at it as like, this is not for me.
This is not for these are for people that support me and people that love me.
And so I kind of steal myself for the entire weekend.
I'm like, I'm here for them.
I'm here to make these people's weekend better.
And I think because I've changed my perspective, I actually had a ton of fun as TwitchCon where I was just like, I know every second of the day, I belong to the world.
Yeah.
And I am just going to bring my energy there.
And then I, in my mind, I told everybody the first day, I was like, I'm going to a Padres game.
I'm going to go be anonymous for two hours, suck down a dog, rip two beers, and then come back.
I think that's my problem.
I planned my two hours wrong.
I thought my two hours would be seeing, like, I haven't, I haven't even seen like fan fan.
I've not seen fan fan, right?
Like, I haven't been able to see my friends, and I was really thinking I was going to be able to.
And I'm, again, I'm so grateful that people want to see me.
That's like where they're going to be.
That's so cool, but like dog hour shows.
We had some great times in the lobby lobby in the back at the tables.
It's not at the events that's going to.
I just want to see everyone.
That was my L. Every single TwitchCon except one since 2015.
Wow.
Every single one.
And I've experienced them as an anonymous person.
Yeah.
And then now, and I had this weird time where TwitchCon became unfun for me starting in 2019 when I started to have become more recognizable.
And I tell you what has made it more enjoyable in the last couple is just like not, I just don't like, I let go.
There's a lot of things happening and you feel the pressure to go to every single one of them because you get FOMO.
I've just started to let go.
Yeah, your schedule is fucked up.
And like not feel guilty if I want to.
That's like kind of self-inflicted.
You got to say no.
I don't know how.
It's empowering.
But not to feel guilty if you want to go in or have an early night and wrap yourself up in bed and have a little burrito.
It has become more fun for me.
And I know it sounds shitty, but like just being like, oh, like not worrying about what people think if you don't go to something.
Or like you say.
WL.
Give me your W. WL.
W of the week.
I was really proud of us, what we put together on Name Your Price.
I thought that was a lot of fun.
That's funny.
I need to watch it back.
I need to watch your VOD and your VOD.
It was stressful to put it together.
It took a while to put together.
But we were, dude, you know what's funny is, Austin, you and I got pretty fucking risque on both Name Your Price and Debate Lords.
And I had, I'm not going to name them, but I had some of the higher up Twitch staff, not Dan, come up to me and be like, hey, we were next to some of our sponsors.
And we felt our, you know, our buttholes clench up.
But they loved it.
They thought you guys were hilarious.
And I was like, dude, dude.
So for Name Your Prayer.
Dude, for debate lords, I don't know about Namer Price, but for Debate Lords, let's just say there was a person higher than Dan Clancy that was there.
Yeah.
Where they watched him?
They loved it.
They loved it.
Apparently, when I kept reiterating Pixel Pussy, there was like a silence that fell over the sponsor area.
And the person in question was like, that's pretty funny.
And everybody was like, oh, thank God.
It's funny because we didn't even think about that at all.
When I was there, I was like, I just want to make this as funny as humanly possible.
But I wasn't even, I didn't give a shit about the sponsors or any executives.
No, they were in the arena.
And luckily, they were apparently very entertained.
Very entertained.
So it's kind of funny to think like someone higher than Dan Clancy is sitting in the arena watching you put on a fucking GIMP suit.
Yeah, dude, with a ball game.
Goddamn ball gag.
I was blindfolded for the season.
Yeah, no, that was.
Wait, why?
So there's a lot you missed.
Yeah, there's a lot of.
No, there was a whole lot of stuff.
There's a segment with a mystery box, and in the mystery box, we had to put on anything in there, and it was just a GIMP suit.
Yeah, we were.
I don't know what a GIMP suit is.
It's like a sexy suit.
The suit is like black leather latex.
It's a suit.
He had a bollock lobby.
I had a ball gag.
I was handcuffed.
Both of us were handcuffed.
This is your show?
Yeah.
So we had like, we had markers.
We were trying to hit like certain numbers for donations.
It was for the kids.
Yeah.
Which he kept saying.
That's when I was like, full gimp suit.
That's the only time he kept going.
Even I was like, maybe we shouldn't say for the kids while you're in fucking full GIMP suit.
It's for the kids.
Blindfolded with a ball gag.
Remember, folks, this is for the kids.
So during Name Your Price, I was told that there was a producer of some sort that was really high up at Twitch had to get up and leave his desk.
Just like he was, he knew it was coming.
He was nervous.
But he was so nervous about how it was going to be perceived that he had to leave.
But it was a W.
I really loved it.
I was proud of what we put together.
It was hard on stage because our sound was rough.
That could probably be the L for.
Yeah, that was the, I mean, that was the L of that particular show.
My L of the Week was my fucking hangover.
That fucking sucked.
It Was For the Kids00:06:17
Yeah.
That really sucked.
Yeah, that sounds awful.
I am really a big fucking baby when I get sick.
Really a baby.
I can't handle it.
I almost called 911.
Jesus.
We called the 9-11.
No, no, I was serious.
I was like, I don't know what I can do right now.
Yeah, I tried to explain to you, like, you just got to take it.
I called him.
I called Hassan.
I said, Hassan, what do I do?
I told him two things.
One, hair of the dog.
You either just got to start drinking again.
That's crazy.
I've never done that.
No, the packed with the devil.
I couldn't.
Or you just got to eat like the heartiest breakfast possible.
Like, you know, Carby, protein.
You know what's the secret?
Breakfast potatoes.
Yeah.
I had three breakfast potatoes and immediately I found life.
Wow.
And I just kept eating them.
It was great.
WNL.
WL, Hassan.
Hit me.
W of the week for sure was Debate Lords.
I was very worried about it ahead of time because like, you know, I've never done something like that under my name before.
I have to pee.
And I was a little worried that it wasn't going to be, I was a little worried that it, you know, like, what if it didn't, what if it didn't work out, right?
Like, I was, you know, I was a little nervous about that.
But then in the morning, when we were doing the rehearsal, as soon as we started the rehearsal and you guys started chirping, I was like, all right, what am I worried about?
Like, these guys are fucking with me.
Like, they know what the fuck they're doing.
It's not going to be a problem at all.
As soon as you guys were like riffing, I was like, all right, we're good.
Like, we're fine.
And then it did work out very well, even though your boyfriend almost fucked me with like the worst in the worst way possible.
But then my nephew saved you.
Yeah, but then, okay, he's my nephew as well.
Okay.
You can't have ownership over Jason as an exclusive auntie.
I am also an uncle.
Whoa.
A distant uncle.
Anyway, but yeah, no.
Yeah, the shippers.
It ended up, it ended up.
This has been escalated since you've been gone.
We're doing a will day won't be.
Mostly because Austin is going to be a good good guy.
Austin really wants in it.
Yeah, so we keep making sure to leave him out.
It's a little sad how bad he wants it.
I think he like scoured the dark corners of TikTok.
He might have even paid that TikToker to make it.
Did you see that one?
He sent it in the group.
He's just chat one.
I'm one of the 100 views it has.
Oh, hi, everybody.
Oh, hey, Austin.
No, that one TikTok has.
No, that has like 100,000 likes now.
Oh, really?
The one that Austin sent to us that he probably paid that one random TikTok to be like.
Oh, my God.
I know what you're talking about now.
You know what I'm talking about?
You literally fucking sent it to the group.
He's seeding it.
There's a TikTok that we can't watch because we're not at home, but there's a TikTok of a guy that thinks that Hassan and I are secretly dating.
I'm dead.
That's fine.
I know.
No, we know because you sent it to the group and we're like, oh, guys, look at this.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
We shouldn't talk about it.
No, but I just thought it was funny because Hassan says there's nobody that thinks this.
Right.
And it's not true.
And they're wrong.
Like, it's fine.
If there was a Will Day Won't They with another man on this podcast, it would be me and Will.
Probably.
Don't say that to him.
He's going to make you're going to be able to do it.
He's going to make him make more TikTok.
He has 100,000 likes.
All I'm saying.
It's TikTok, dog.
They think Bigfoot's real.
They think Ice Shines are live.
But yeah, so that was a big W, I think, debate lords overall.
It was exciting to be able to do something different and unique.
And you guys really carried it.
So thank you so much.
And, you know, thank you to the production.
They were fantastic.
Matt came up to me before the show and he's like the head of, you know, head of production.
He does all the rivals.
He puts them together.
We've known him for years.
We've worked with him for years.
He was like, listen, I don't get to do a lot of creative stuff like this.
Yeah.
So this is a big deal.
Yeah.
He was like, this is really big.
He was never nervous.
And he was nervous.
Yes, dude.
And when he was like, this is a big deal.
I was like, dude, you're making me shit my pants right now.
Like, when he, yeah, when he was like, when he was like, this is a big deal for blow this.
Yeah.
No, he didn't say it like that, but he was like, I'm really excited about it.
But it is a, it is a big deal for me.
I was like, fuck.
Now I'm like really worried.
Yeah.
And then we found out that we was fucking still like three hours 30 minutes before the show.
Oh, God.
Yeah, I heard about this.
You know, luckily, we're apologizing.
Can I be honest?
I got to be real.
We got to take away his fucking moped.
Yeah.
Well, it wasn't his moped.
It was his motorcycle.
I didn't take away his two steel.
Why is he doing that?
He's dumb.
It's stupid.
It is dumb.
No.
I've tried.
He really doesn't listen to me.
I don't know what to say.
He's proved he's not responsible.
We need to call him and tell him where we should have an interview.
We got to get him a vehicle with a high safety rating.
Ooh.
Or he's going to go the way of Fast and the Furious.
You know what I mean?
I don't know what to do.
He doesn't listen to me.
I can't understand.
Bikes are so fucking break as shit.
Just break it.
Well, she did.
She sabotaged it.
And that's why he couldn't make it into that.
It was my fault.
I cut the cord on the battery.
I was hoping he would never ride it.
I cut it all the way.
I know.
I did a bad job.
My hand got tired.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah, he just doesn't listen.
I don't know.
As far as L of the week goes, coming back to that.
I would say that my L of the week probably is that I did not get to interact as much as I wanted to with everybody else or attend any of the parties and was very limited in my regret that.
Yeah.
He's like to a certain degree.
No, it's not FOMO.
No, not even a little bit.
I don't care about that.
Oh, he's been to every cringe.
No, I've partied my face off.
It's not that.
It's that I do want to, you know, see people that I haven't seen.
I do want to be able to hang out with them.
I just knew that it would not have been a the environment that you were talking about would not be conducive to that.
Like I knew that I wouldn't be able to get those goals across and get to see people.
I just, I don't really like a loud club like that.
Yeah.
It's too noisy.
It was loud.
I can't hear you.
Gay clubs are famously quiet.
TwitchCon Experience Reflections00:15:21
No, hold on.
The gay clubs, there's like a space.
No, there isn't.
What are you saying?
I don't know.
Maybe some space is called the public.
They're really good lip readers.
Yeah.
Oh, that's what it is.
W's and L's for you, Will.
W and L. Man, I'd say my W is being reunited with three of the finest creators on the interweb, coming home to a podcast that I adore and I think we do a great job on.
This motherfucker learned the wrong lessons, okay?
He thinks, oh, yeah, I should go away for another month so they miss me.
No, truly.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
I get the next month off.
I did not receive a nice rap.
Austin took one.
You get one.
I did not receive a nice TTO until I was gone.
When I was gone, all of a sudden I get these, oh, Will, we miss you.
Will come home.
Everybody, when I left, they thought I died.
That makes sense.
Absence makes the heart grow fond, ladies.
No, that's the wrong lesson to learn from this.
What is the lesson I should have learned?
The lesson is you should miss us and not leave ever again for that long, especially.
Interesting, interesting.
Yeah.
I'm going to leave again.
Son of a pitch.
My L. My goodness.
I think my L is just, I do kind of pine for a time when I could look at TwitchCon with such bright and beautiful and new eyes and experience everything natively.
Like the pursuit of getting one free thing was so exciting and meeting streamers for the first time was so wonderful.
And now I think there is a part of me that just feels a little jaded in that I like, I can't help but have this be a little bit old hat.
I walk onto a stage and I feel nothing now.
I have the hands of a surgeon.
Like someone asked me before my shows like, do you get, are you nervous?
And I'm like, I really don't get nervous anymore.
Oh, I get nervous.
And that's like a weird, I don't.
And that's like a weird sociopathic feeling.
I have to drink heavily.
Where I'm like in front of a crowd full of people and like my heart rate doesn't even go up anymore.
Oh, mine does.
Yeah.
I felt like I was having a heart attack.
I kind of miss being that young, excited guy who's like, this is all so new and wild.
It could go away at any point.
I'm going to live forever.
And now it's like, I'm just trying to do a good job and entertain people.
But it's, you know, it's not for me anymore.
It's for it's for all the people that I want to make sure have a great time.
I know what you mean.
I mean, I've been there for a while.
It's just like, this is a thing that I do because I want to show love to my community and all the people that, you know, come out here and are excited.
And that's why I always.
I'm really happy, though, to make fans and attendees like smile or happy.
Like that does bring a huge amount of satisfaction to me.
All right.
Let's talk about something.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think this TwitchCon, because what you're describing, like, it's an experience that I've had for the past couple of TwitchCons at this point.
Like I've headlined a couple TwitchCons at this point in Europe and in America.
And, you know, there's always like, there's always going to be people who are like very excited to be there, maybe a little too overzealous.
But this TwitchCon, I feel like there were a lot of people that were just there to simply troll.
And it gave like a weird stink to the overall event.
I don't know why Twitch just let that happen from the start.
And they banned a lot of people.
They did a lot of people out.
They did.
But also, it shouldn't even get to that point.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they can just buy.
They can just make the Twitch account.
Preemptively.
I guess.
Or maybe there's more.
The only thing they could do is like ban streaming from TwitchCon, which is so.
Yeah, you can't do that.
No, I know.
I just mean, I just meant like it was, it was a, it was an interesting thing that I didn't even like personally encounter.
Yeah.
But it, I feel like when you are at TwitchCon, there's supposed to be a familiar environment.
Twitch is very good at creating a sense of community in the in the entire space, both community that a content creator has with their own fans, but just like Twitch as an entire space.
There is like a communal aspect to this entire experience.
And I feel like when there are outsiders that come in with like a specific purpose and you always see it, like you see someone in the corner of your eye and they got that look in their eye.
They got a fucking iPhone camera strapped with a GoPro stick and they're like, I'm going to fucking, ooh, I'm going to do something.
Like, and it's, it's like weird because it sullies interactions that you would have with other people.
And you're there to do that.
You're there to interact with other people.
You're there to interact with your community.
You're there to interact with Twitch watchers in general.
So then like, I don't know.
I don't know if this experience is universal for everyone, but like I never want to feel like, oh, is this person a fan?
Or are they coming here to like fuck with me?
Yeah.
Because like when you start thinking that, and I'm fortunate enough to have like a shit ton of security, so it never bothers me at all.
Like I don't have to think about it at all because I know nothing is going to happen.
But I feel like if you don't have security and if you're like walking the floor and that's like that starts to creep in, like that feeling starts to creep in, then you're not going to give your best interaction to a person that you're meeting, to a person that you're talking to.
Did you try to walk without security?
No.
I mean, no.
That's, that's not even a, that's, I can't even do that.
They wouldn't let me.
But I'm just saying that like it's something that I saw from afar.
It's something that I observed from afar more so this year than other years.
Maybe you didn't see that.
I don't know.
I didn't see it.
I heard about a lot of it.
Yeah.
I didn't see it up front and personally, but most of my interactions were good ones this year.
I think all of them pretty much with the exception.
But obviously, I also, I saw on Twitter, there was a lot of this.
You weren't the only one.
I saw a pretty big tweet of somebody echoing the same thing that you said.
I did see somebody that you were mentioning early when the one time Marsh, I decided I'm just going to walk without security out the convention because it was like really, it was like two minutes.
It's like, I'm just going to do it.
And then there was one of the people that you mentioned, like fucking push past us and nothing happened.
Thank God because they didn't know who the fuck I was.
But yeah.
Yeah, it's just like, it's annoying.
It's lame.
Like, do your own thing, dog.
Go, you know, go fuck around somewhere else.
I don't understand it.
Like, I don't, I don't understand why you like feel the need to infiltrate something like that.
I will, I echo your sentiment, Will, though, but I remember TwitchCon used to be the highlight of my year.
Yeah.
It was everything to me.
I love and I still enjoy going to TwitchCon, but it's just for, it will never be the same as it was when you first went.
And you first, because you're like, you're, dude, it's because you're linking up with like, you're like networking.
You know what I mean?
You're meeting.
You also got trashed in the first few Twitch cons, which was awesome.
But you can't really do that now this time around either because like now you have fucking sponsors that are at the event.
You know what I mean?
You can't like lose your fucking mind.
Everybody knows who you are.
That's another aspect of that.
Did you get drunk, cutie?
No.
I didn't drink a single sip of alcohol this entire time.
I wanted to get drunk last night.
I was like ready to have fun.
I like promised a few people.
They were like, cutie, you never let loose.
And I was like, okay, tonight's the night.
And then I couldn't even make it to like, I couldn't, every time I tried to get in the line to the bar at like Doug Doug, someone would stop me and like talk to me about something.
I was like, okay, so they finally left.
So last night when the same party you were talking about, I saw Maya and I was like, where's Cutie?
And she's like, she's outside with Love We was like, oh, great.
And I fucking got like, I couldn't.
Get to me.
Get to you.
Yeah.
Because it took forever.
Oh, hey, hey, haven't seen it?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I got to tell you guys something that I got to come clean with.
And it's about interacting with people.
He kissed me.
I kissed Dan Clancy.
It's on the paywall.
This episode.
I came clean with that.
That's just, we're just going to move past that.
Okay.
Go to the paywall if you want to hear more about that, I suppose.
Yeah.
So I, should I tell a story?
I mean, I don't know.
What's the story?
We don't know.
We said on the paywall, but Will, Dan Clancy, he picked up Will, took a photo with him.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no.
Patreon.com slash fear in.
So anyway, one thing I'm like, do I, am I getting older?
What's happening?
I meet people and like I recognize their face and they'll go, hey, and I'm like, good to see you.
And they'll, they'll see it in me that I don't know who they are.
And they'll be like, what's my name?
Ah.
Oh, that's fucked up.
That's half fucked up.
All the time.
And I'll be like, shut up.
Shut up is the bastard.
So I just go, we're not doing this right now.
Yeah.
We're not.
Oh, I know you.
Sounds like a threat.
No, but the thing is, they'll go on.
They'll be like, what's my name?
And then they'll make me feel worse.
And they'll be like, we spent like two nights together at the bar drinking.
We had a great time.
We went on vacation to Brazil.
Yeah, like, I don't, I'm like forgetting.
You dated me for a year.
No, dog.
It's because for you, so many people.
This is the, here's the thing.
Okay.
This is the, it's going to sound shitty to say.
I remember reading an article about, I forget what celebrity this was, and it stuck with me a very long time ago where this guy was always like, listen, whenever I meet someone, I always say, oh, it's great to see you.
Yes.
Right?
It's great to see you.
You never say, oh, hello.
I'm Austin.
You always say, oh, it's great to see you.
Why do they always say that?
I know.
Because celebrities are known by, you know, and I'm not saying we are, but like this Hollywood guy was literally like, listen, I've found out that throughout my career, there's going to be experiences that are more memorable for that other person when they meet you than it is for you because you're meeting 10,000 fucking people.
They're meeting you the first time.
And that's like a very memorable formative experience.
Well, I would also just say, so they always say, I don't know if that is sometimes why I forget people at cons, but I think it's kind of the element of like, if I've just done a meet and greet and seen a thousand faces, sometimes I have like temporary face blindness, especially if my friend has like changed their appearance.
Yes.
They'll come up and say hi and I'll be like, oh, hi.
And then I'll like, oh my God.
Change their hair.
And it just takes me that extra beat to like lock in on who this is.
This is what I've started doing.
Like the, like, the, like, the, like, like, random, randomly, I'll just be like, we've met before, right?
Don't say that.
Yeah, because what if they say no?
Well, then I go, oh.
That's not a good save.
Yeah.
No, but like, no, no, no.
I'm especially nervous.
That's, that could really backfire if you did it to like an Asian person per chance.
And then they assume, oh, oh my God, he's racist.
Well, good thing I've never done it to him.
So exclusively white Tommy.
It's great to see you.
Okay, so you know who, you know, I learned that because I also do great to see you, but it still doesn't work because I'll still be like, great to see you.
Where did you see me last?
I'm like, why are motherfuckers quizzing you, dog?
This should never happen.
Multiple different fucking times because I'm because I also have extensive conversations.
Is this a gay man?
Someone tries to come together.
Are these gay men doing this to you?
Well, it's been a few gay men.
And like, well, so maybe you were a little bit more familiar with that.
This gay guy came up to me and he was like, where did you see me last?
And I was like, oh, and he's like, last night.
And I was like, no, we didn't.
No, there was nothing that.
No, no.
Not like that.
Just like inside.
No, not like that.
Not like that.
No, no, no.
Not like that.
But like, I'm really, you know, look, it wasn't like that.
It was just we ran into each other at the bar.
And this other gay guy like came up to me.
He's like, you're going to remember my fucking name.
What?
And his name was Tommy.
Hey, Tommy.
And I remember Tommy.
You remember him?
I remember his name, but so badly that I called some, I called Sinna's dad.
I introduced him to you as Tommy.
Oh.
Because I was like, that guy's name was like in my head.
Wow.
He's collecting you.
You know what celebrity taught me this by doing it?
And it like came back to me later?
Chuck Norris.
When I met Chuck Norris.
Why are you going out?
He's back.
He's back.
He's back with the junkie.
Did you meet him in an airport?
No.
You don't remember the Chuck Norris?
So I was at a wedding at his house.
Okay.
And I shake his hand and I say, Chuck Norris, thank you so much for your service.
I think my first service because he's a Jason.
He was in Delta Force.
Yeah.
He was a Texas Ranger.
And he says, great to see you.
And then forever, I just told everybody, I was like, man, I met Chuck in Las Vegas because I had met him before in Las Vegas.
And I said, he said that same thing to me.
He remembered me.
Chuck Norris is your most random celebrity dropping that you place in conversation.
How did we ever get Chuck's water?
Yeah, where's his waters?
Where's his water?
Sea Force.
Wait, what was the fucking, what was the bet?
We had a bet.
We were going to drink a bunch of Sea Force and see if we got sick.
No, no, it was like if he couldn't get us, if he couldn't secure us a C4 sponsorship, there was some bet that we had.
Yeah.
I forgot about this.
Yeah.
We just got such bad ADHD.
Someone in the comments remind us what the fucking bet was because this is never C4.
I was supposed to call him.
I don't think he knows me.
This might be a big dollar bet.
Wait, you might have just fucked up by bringing up Chuck Norris.
No, hold on.
Now you reminded us, Tommy.
Tommy.
Tommy.
I also met Mike Tyson once.
Anyway.
We know it was on camera.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Anyway, sorry.
So cutie, tell us about your dress today.
This is my dress.
It's inspired by Barbie.
I matched my cookie truck.
That's so.
It was dope.
That's sink.
It was very cute.
My fits have been good this week.
I put a lot of effort into it.
Yep.
Because I took a lot of pictures and I'm not wet.
I woke up early every single day and got my hair done.
We thought you would be wet.
You have somebody do your hair?
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That's awesome.
And my makeup every day.
That's so cool.
I hear your hair and makeup was very affordable.
It was not.
No, I know.
It's very expensive.
Are you allowed to tell us?
Expensive, but I mean, she's good.
I won't say the price.
I don't want to blow up Telly's spot.
No, that's okay.
But she's good.
That makes sense.
She's good.
She's out there.
That's a cool thing.
Is there any like, I don't do makeup, but like, what can I do in the morning with somebody?
You could do hair and makeup.
Oh, you want it?
I don't want makeup, though.
I mean, you could do.
Could I just hire somebody to make it?
I mean, she could get rid of like oil and stuff like that.
Like, she could matte powder if you, because you always hate when you get shiny.
Hi, can you wash my face?
Maybe a little bath.
Yeah, I mean, you could also do that.
What?
Bro, what do you, what are you, Nero?
What?
I need like a Greek boy.
I know you do hair and makeup, but I would like to get into a bath and have you feed me grapes and wash my pecs.
What the fuck?
To tell you, I'm gay.
You could have a dynamic.
You tell me to feel threatened.
A stylist, that'd be cool.
That could help.
Why are these like foreign concepts to you?
I just have never done a pharaoh bath.
I just, I don't even, like, I don't even need this.
I just like a little luxury.
Oh, I gotta grab the food.
Okay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I mean, we're done, aren't we?
Okay.
Just stick around.
But my burrito.
My food is fucking sweet.
I learned all of this from, so it's funny.
My first Twitch con ever was 2019, I think.
And I remember I went to it and there was this big like Hummer limo or something that pulled up that had Pokemon's face all over it.
And Pokey got out and she was like the queen of Twitch, right?
She still is.
And people are like, uh, I know, for sure.
Is she here?
Yeah, she, dude, she was just walking with Caroline today and they had to like part ways because she was like the line she would form every two seconds was literally like Beyonce.
Yeah.
And so none of us have any grounds to complain at all until we're Pokemon.
Yeah, that's how I think.
That woman is a queen and she signs and talks.
She's like a couch.
She like flew in from Italy for just the best.
And so she, she's like, you know, that was the first one I witnessed and she always looks so cute and everything like that.
And then like, I want to say like two years later, or maybe it was the next year or something, I saw Valkyrie do the same thing.
She's just like, her outfits were gorgeous and she just looked amazing.
And so I learned from the queens themselves.
And I was like, okay, I'm just going to pick out all the outfits.
I'm going to, well, actually, Taylor picked out my outfits.
Your outfit is my stylist.
Fabulous.
And then I actually did, I split hair and makeup with Ray.
So I had Ray's hair and makeup person and I was able to be fabulous all weekend.
And so you have learning from the best.
Nice.
Learning from the best.
Well, you look great.
Obviously, there's ways to look fabulous without doing all that, but I don't have that skill set in my hair.
Did they bait you?
Unfortunately, not.
Okay, so you're out.
He's not going to have a room.
I didn't ask.
Maybe I'm sure there's somebody that would do it.
Right?
There's some.
You could just go and grind her for that.
I'm sure.
I've never been washed.
Looking for bath boys.
Dude, what do you mean?
Very few people have.
No, that's not true.
Go to a Turkish bathhouse.
No, they just beat the shit out of you.
Spruces.
Yeah, but it's.
I went to a Turkish bathhouse in Turkey.
Yeah.
Like, a bunch of the people I was there was like, this could be great.
We're sitting in this sweat lodge.
We're all nude.
And a large Turkish man comes out and he's got like what, spruce switches?
And I was like, oh, wait, what treatment is this?
What am I about to and he just whips you beating out of me?
And I was like, wait, why?
Is he supposed to be dead skin?
Very relaxed.
Oh, dead skin.
Very exfoliated.
Yeah.
He'll fucking, he'll take a, they have like this like pillow looking thing, but it's like kind of, it's not soft.
Oh, but I thought this was going to be nice.
I just saw a bunch of old Turkish dick and got the shit kicked out of me.
That's very easy.
It's like, it's like a very homoerotic experience that somehow is not even remote.
I haven't been, I've never really been into like getting hurt like that, but like maybe by like a very fat, very hairy Turkish man.
I get it.
You know ever we have anxiety and like you ever like when the relief of anxiety, maybe it's like that.
You know how good you feel afterwards?
So maybe it's like you feel threatened and your fire flight hits and then the relief afterward is like, oh my God, I'm done.
I'll beat the fucking shit.
Terrifying.
I would not want that.
I would not want that.
Maybe a cigarette butt worm.
Yeah.
No, it's, yeah, I'd love to be bathed.
I think I'm going to do that.
Wow.
I'm going to start a service.
Austin's show is so funny because he will speak on a topic, but it's Austin's version.
We were talking about hair and makeup, and he's like, I'd like to be big.
Well, because I just thought like hair and makeup wouldn't be my thing.
Right.
But being big was non-sequitur about getting washed.
Why?
Like, that's not even a thing.
Like, why are you thinking?
I don't know.
Hair and makeup wasn't a thing before.
It's been a thing for a very long time.
I'm not saying you invented it, but like somebody had to start it somewhere.
Like, I'm pretty sure it was like hundreds of years ago.
Like, it probably happened.
Patra got her makeup done.
I know, but it happened a lot, but somebody had to start it.
Maybe I'm going to start a new bathing trend.
No, they already had it.
That's why we made fun of you.
We were like, do you want to bathe?
Like, home and feed you grapes.
We missed it.
It was gay.
Cutie's like, I got my hair and makeup done.
We will hire people to bathe us.
Okay.
What do you think?
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me just say what an unbelievable pleasure it is to be back with these three very talented human beings and Marsh, another very talented human being.
I missed y'all.
I hope you were proud of me down in Austin.
I really gave it my all.
Like three streams every single day, and I won the bodybuilding competition.
You look fucking hot.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will be back next week.
Maybe QD's taking PTO, but if not.
Maybe we'll see.
Absolutely not.
If I have a mental breakdown, I think we should set some kind of goal for the nine and nine and nine.
How about like a patron?
Nine Glizzys in nine innings for the Dodgers playoff game.
If 20,000, we will do the nine and nine.
Mashan will pay for a box.
I mean, listening, so yeah.
No.
All right, everybody.
Yeah.
Till next week.
Take care of me.
Thanks again.
Live from TwitchCon San Diego.
Good idios.
Marsh, do you know any good Mexican restaurants?
I think, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Look at him.
Look at him.
He doesn't even care.
The moment a woman enters the room, he loses interest.
I know.
Yeah.
What about El Cameron?
My interest perks up because I love a woman.
And I love this woman.
I think she's the most.
Bro, you literally said, you literally said you love women for the wrong reasons.
No, no.
I said I love presidential calendars.
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You know, he's a tit man.
Isn't that crazy?
He's become a titty boy.
Look.
What do you think of mine?
I love your breasts.
Yeah.
You've got beautiful breasts.
Thank you.
I've always thought this.
Yeah?
Yes.
Why have you never told me this?
I've always told you.
Well, you always tell me I'm pretty, but you've never complimented my breasts specifically.
By apologizing.
They're usually, I mean, they're not.
They're not on display right now, but I feel like.
You don't flaunt them.
You don't let the puppies breathe.
No, no, no.
I know.
No, no, Caroline, they come in.
I think they should.
You should let them out to play.
Let the dogs out.
Let the dogs out.
Will shows so much ass and abs, and he shows off his body.
You should get your tits out.
Okay, I think you should.
Okay, I'm gonna be.
That's my new thing.
Yeah, I get your deal.
Let's do progressive leftist political commentary with your tits out.
You may, that may swing voters.
We might.
Some undecided who are no longer undecided.
We are no longer undecided voters.
It's two things that made them decide.
I don't understand where these Republicans get this idea that women on the left aren't