QTCinderella betrayed us hosts Austin, Hassan, and Marsh dissect Troy Sivan's outrage over straight people weaponizing "twink" as an F-slur substitute while defending their own usage regarding Harry Daniels. They address accusations of queer-baiting against Chappell Roan and Hassan Piker for not endorsing Kamala Harris, debunking viral rumors that they are dating to maintain male audience credibility. Amidst jokes about estrogen, car shopping struggles with an Audi e-tron, and taste-testing Logan Paul's Lunchables, the group confronts how straight men navigate LGBTQ+ spaces without being labeled traitors, ultimately questioning whether their mere existence in these circles warrants such intense scrutiny. [Automatically generated summary]
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No Girls Allowed00:05:04
Oh, you, you're gay.
Now, now, hold on.
Now, hold on.
My man said, wait, hold on.
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fearan podcast where we are joined by men and men boys.
Boys, No girls allowed.
No girls allowed.
No, no icky girls.
No cooties.
No estrogen.
Yeah, we're going to talk about tits today.
Do men have estrogen?
Yes.
Okay.
Well, of course.
No.
But not extra.
No extra estrogen.
Yeah, no extra estrogen.
This is a tea-fueled episode, baby.
Get out if you're a woman.
We're going to be talking about stuff that only men talk about.
That's right.
Locker room talk, folks.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, yeah.
Grab them by the.
Yeah, boobies.
Grab them by the boobies.
I love boobs.
Yeah, I love them.
Grab them by the boobies.
Yeah, grab them by the boobs.
They'll just let you do it.
They'll just let you do it.
They really will.
They really shouldn't, but they will.
Bless you.
Bless you.
Trump is going to be so good for us, men, right?
Oh, hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I can't wait for it.
I can't wait for it.
Is that what you do to a pussy?
Oh, never do that again.
What?
Oh, stop.
Is that what you do?
I don't know why.
It's just, I, I, oh, God.
Is that what you do to a vagina?
Oh, my God.
I can't even look in that direction.
I'm not going to look at it.
Why?
It's just, I don't know why they're saying that.
Does that make you uncomfortable?
I think it's like very weird when people do that in general in public, but then you also knowing you doing that, it's just like, oh, God.
Wait, does it just, does it gross you out the idea of me doing that to a woman?
No, just that, that movement in general, I think, should be only in the bedroom.
I'm reminded of a time on like TikTokers.
TikTokers do that.
Okay, that's different.
That's cool.
See, when he did it, it was just webbing fat.
Yeah, what the hell?
Okay, stop laying ropes, dude.
All right.
This episode is already fucking derailed.
That's how I know to get you.
You're not going to be paying attention to be like.
I'm just not going to look at it.
This is going to ruin you.
What?
Okay.
When the TikToks inevitably come out of this, people are going to be like, ew, gross.
Why did Austin do that?
And then you're going to be like, oh, why?
Why are people yelling at me?
That's what you're going to do.
Is that inappropriate?
No, but it's kind of gross.
Okay.
Well, moving on.
All right, everybody.
How did everyone's, how did everyone's weeks go?
Let's start off right off the top.
W's and L's.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, but we can get to that.
My L is I came back from a month of bodybuilding and we barely talked about it on the last one.
Yeah, that is true.
You guys just breezed right past it.
I've glazed you way too much on my stream already.
Yeah, you guys were sending shirtless photos back and forth to one another.
We've always done that.
Yeah.
Austin was very, when I found out about that, it made me incredibly uncomfortable.
Yeah, he was homophobic.
I just thought that, I just thought this was a strictly platonic podcast.
He was mad.
He's like, what do you guys?
I think it's weird to send each other shirtless photos unless it's sexual.
I really do.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you send us shirtless photos.
Like all the time.
All the time.
Are those sexual?
Yes, they are.
No, no, but let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
They're sexual, but you don't feel that way about me.
So they're sexual in nature, right?
No.
Yes.
Is this like a voyeur thing?
No, no, no.
Are you getting off on being like, oh, here's my Cox tragedy?
No, no, no, no.
They're sexual.
They're just, they're sexual, but they just need to go through.
Like, I'm passing them to you to clear them before they go out and blossom into being viewed by those that yours is much more confusing than ours.
I'll go testing it.
Two gym bros sending progress photos to each other is a lot less confusing than a gay man sending thirst to his straight friends because he wants them to be able to do it.
I send thirst straps to you guys to field test them.
Okay.
Right.
Just to see what you guys think of them.
Right.
Like, what is your expectation?
One of these days we're going to be like, damn, dude, I dropped sweet loads to that.
Wait, what?
No, no, no.
I don't want you guys to drop sweet loads tomorrow.
But I'd be flattered if you did.
If you did, it'd be like very uncomfortable, but also like, wow.
It'd be very uncomfortable.
But I'd be very flattered.
I'd be flattered in the sense that, like, wow, they were never, they never exhibited any like bit of sexual, like homosexuality, but that picture sent them over.
I got hot enough that I turned them.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
Not like that's my goal.
Yeah.
But it would be, you know.
Good luck.
All right.
What do you got over there for the listeners?
W of the week.
Oh, yeah.
Before you get to that.
Oh, yeah.
I'll get to this.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, dude, don't worry about it.
No, no, no.
Don't pay attention to it.
Go W or L of the week.
Car Shopping L of the Week00:02:28
L of the week, I went car shopping.
All right.
And I couldn't find a car.
That's an L.
I don't understand how, like, you supposedly make the least out of all of us, and yet your lifestyle is like...
It's an Oprah win for me.
Oh, I went to the Bentley store and they didn't have the bloom.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I went car shopping.
And I didn't know what I wanted.
So I went to Toyota.
I went to.
By the way, this part of the conversation is really funny because he, when I first revealed to him that I wanted to purchase a Toyota, he was like, a Toyota?
What are you?
A poor basically.
He's like, why the fuck would you want a Toyota?
And then like literally a week later, he's sending me fucking photos of the Cobbs being like, this is actually kind of cool.
It was.
It was pretty much, I don't know what I want.
So I went to Toyota.
I went to Ford.
And then I went to Jeep.
And then I went to BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, and Audi and Porsche after that.
Bro, dude, dude, you have to target like, I don't know what I want.
So I went to GMC.
Wait, why are you getting a new car?
I need a second car.
You don't do anything.
You don't even need the first car.
No, I'm moving down to LA, so I need a car down here.
Bring your fucking old door on an old-ass car.
Yeah, bring your shitty old ass car.
Oh, my God.
Everybody tells me in LA your car is going to get beat up, so I'm scared.
So I'm going to get another one to bring down here.
And who cares?
What am I supposed to do when I'm at home?
I need a car to drive.
I can't just.
You know what you should get?
What's that new Japanese truck?
That's so tiny.
Oh, okay truck.
Well, it's not new.
Pull that shit up.
Pull that shit up.
It's not necessarily new.
It's old.
Ludwig has it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should get it.
And by the way, drive on the wrong side of the road.
He's for the record.
I'm getting.
There you go.
Oh, yeah.
That's what you need.
So for the record, for those listening at home, I'm getting a second car because I'm going to be living in two places.
So I need a car down here.
I need a car up there.
And I'm getting an electric car for those of you that are.
No, you're not.
That's top of the list right now.
Why did you, what's your top priority for car electric car?
I just, I don't know.
Oh, God, he's going to be so fucking unbearable.
Hassan.
Hassan, I need, I'm in a panic state at like, you know, 2.30 a.m. in the middle of the night.
I need to charge the car, man.
I need to charge.
I know you have chargers in your house.
Come on.
Hassan, open the door.
I need to charge the EV.
I'll have a code for it.
Panic State at 2:30 AM00:06:50
But anyway, that's my L of the Week.
W of the week.
W of the week is I went out with some friends in Portland, and we went to this really cool cocktail bar that was like themed after Halloween year-round.
And it's like a haunted house cocktail bar.
And I had a really nice time.
I had a little charcuterie, had a little deviled egg, and some mock tails.
And we just had a grand old time.
Nice.
Yeah, it was a W. What are you looking at?
That's a good W.
It's great.
He doesn't understand.
It's your W and L.
Yeah.
I'm the one who's in this segment, and yet I don't have a W, nor do I have an L. Let me think.
I wasn't even, I was paying too close attention to what you guys were saying because I'm such a good active listener that I didn't even make up my own damn mind in the time frame.
W must be exhausting.
Well, it's because I'm also this always, okay?
Flat.
Yes.
Boring.
Which is why it's always so hard for me to come up with a W or an L for the week.
Like, I guess my L for the week is that, all right, all right, I got it.
W of the week.
I'm finally going to collab with Quenlin Black.
Well, by the time you guys see this, well, I guess our collab might not be out yet, but we're finally going to do one of her segments, and that's like a long time in the making.
So that's W.
And then an L for the week would be, I have not been able to memorize Red Sun in the Sky in Mandarin.
So I don't know how the fuck I'm going to be doing that on Judy Cinderella's Sunday special.
But Will and I got it all figured out.
What are you guys singing?
I'm Dean Martin, and I'll be singing one of his songs from the bottom of my heart.
Okay, but that's like you always do that.
Yeah, but no hold on.
You're a one-trick pony.
It's English and you're a two-trick pony.
You're barely a two-pony.
At least I do my trick well.
Okay, that's what I'm saying.
You're going to come up and how are you supposed to learn Mandarin?
Good fucking luck.
I'm not.
It's not about low.
It's not about knowing Mandarin.
It's not about Noim Mander.
Excuse me.
They got racial real quick.
No, don't go that out.
Keep it off because he's sorry.
I'm going to mean it.
It was a show.
It's a Zhong Dei Tai Yong Shimazo Dong Ei Ta Ling Da Wong Shing Feng.
So that's why the fuck are you doing this?
Because it's icons and Mao Zedong is an icon that is more popular, arguably, and maybe more hated than Taylor Swift.
I think you could go up on stage and beat the fuck out of a cat and it would sound better than what just happened there.
Okay, do you want to play the original real quick?
No, I think I want to make sure that this is my expectations.
Was I racist?
We all need to try.
We all need to individually try the Dora Mi Fa Sola C Do TikTok favorite.
I've already tried it.
Yeah, we need to do it.
It's embarrassing.
Yeah, we need to do it.
We need to do it.
We need to find a way to do it.
And then we're going to do it on the paywall.
We'll do it for my TikTok.
No, we're going to do it on the paywall.
We're not going to do it for your TikTok.
I have this Coca-Cola.
Oh, I'll.
You have to understand.
You are winning so much that I just assume that you didn't.
All right, Will.
W of the week.
W of the week.
Go.
W of the week.
Can't be related to your body excellence.
Okay.
Body superiority and excellence.
Yeah, no.
In October, a new version of Backyard Baseball comes out, which is like my favorite game ever.
And I'm throwing a tournament for that.
So I'm really excited about that.
That's a big time.
We'll be there.
And an L Man.
I don't know.
Well, I mean, you fucking said the L off your left front wheel leaving the blooming tail sport.
It wasn't all that.
Yeah.
Wait, what happened?
I scuffed my room putting the ticket in the.
It was.
Oh, damn.
He's like, oh, just a little scuff.
Did you guys go shopping?
Yeah.
We did a little shopping.
Where'd you guys go?
Birdie Center.
You went to Bev Cent?
Oh, yeah, but I went to try to get a turtleneck for my Dean Martin costume.
It was priced out.
Yeah, and I go to check out, right?
Hold on.
I go to check out.
I go, I get his size.
I go to the fitting room.
He gets me a meeting.
I pull up to the register.
He rings it $380.
Okay.
So I tell him, I say, sir, I just need this for a costume.
I'm so sorry.
I don't need it.
Could you give it to me for less?
No.
I asked him if I had any points.
I didn't have any points.
And then, so I didn't get it.
It was $380.
I don't know how to like, okay.
That's too much.
Why did you go to the expensive store?
I didn't know.
It was the only place we could find a turtle now.
Yeah.
We looked in like three or four.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
You should have gone.
Across the street.
No, he should have gone across the street to fucking Nordstrom Rack.
We didn't have time.
We didn't have time.
We didn't have the podcast.
Okay.
Well.
Next time.
All right, W's and L's of the week.
Now you're about to have another L of the week.
Austin, for those of you who don't know, is holding at home, if you're listening in, is a Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Trio.
We're not sponsored for this.
No, we're not.
Zero Sugar Limited Edition, Zero Sugar Oreo.
I don't know.
I think you get this from.
Hit it raw first, I think.
Before we're all going to try it, painting it.
I've already had it.
I already tried it on my TikTok.
How did this happen?
I don't even fucking know.
It's just.
I'll be honest.
They probably just like.
I mean, honestly, it tastes like Coke.
That's delicious.
It's very good.
It's not as bad as you think it would be.
It's a vanilla Coke.
Yeah, it's a vanilla coke.
It's an abomination on principle when you're like, this is an affront to God.
This should have never existed.
I've already had it.
I don't really like it that much.
Also, I hate that.
I hate dumping Coke into a fucking glass full of ice.
It just like destroys the integrity of the Coke.
What is streaming done to your path?
What is happening?
No, this is before streaming.
This is circus streaming.
I was always a no fucking, don't put it in a glass full of ice for me, please.
Unless it's pre-mixed, then it's fine.
Well, I don't like your attitude.
Okay, well, you fucking ruined the integrity of the Soda Bev.
Vanilla Coke Abomination00:07:43
I actually think that Diet Coke is the only way you can drink Diet Coke is with ice in a cup.
Wrong.
Right.
No, you're just wrong.
It's ridiculous.
Right.
I think a lot of people do it wrong.
It's fine.
Many people, you know, go about their daily lives just doing the wrong thing, and it's fine.
That's true.
It's very true.
Very true.
You see that phase that just came out?
There's all the gas.
It's gone.
It's basically fucking.
I think Coke is too carbonated anyway.
I agree.
That's crazy.
I think de-escalating it with a little ice is better.
Right?
Okay.
What topics have you brought forward for us today, Austin?
Hold on, don't look at me.
All right.
I've got a couple of topics.
You do have topics.
I have something in my head that I wanted to discuss.
No, we remember we proposed.
Oh, we did talk about Frankie Valley and the four seasons.
That's right.
Frankie Valley and the four seasons.
Frankie Valley is 90 fucking years old.
Is he still alive?
Not only is he still alive, he's still on tour.
He's still on tour.
Okay.
Marsh, would you mind Googling Frankie Valley and the four seasons just live?
Bro, the season, no more seasons.
Frankie Valley and the endless winter.
Yeah.
What the fuck, bro?
Just look up Frankie Valley live singing.
Bro, 2024.
Hang it up, dog.
At that point, not only is Frankie Valley, let's see if you can get him like a zoom in on him singing, bro.
Can't even find a fucking Frankie Valley clip that's not on Facebook.
That's how old he is.
Is there any clips?
Yeah, so Frankie Valley is.
I don't know if we can get like a zoom in on him.
Yeah, there he is.
We're locked in on all of 90 years old.
Oh my gosh.
Frankie Valley.
Look, we don't even need to play it.
Looking great.
But like, so they've got him out there and he's lip-syncing.
And I don't know if we can.
We're going to wait.
He's lip sync.
Yes.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, stop.
Are you fucking joking?
No, I'm not even singing.
No, I know.
He's lip-syncing.
He's using.
And he's not even doing, he's not even doing a good job.
He's 90.
He looks like a Chuck E. Cheese animatronic.
Don't do it then.
Hassan, that is going to be you at the end of your streaming.
What kind of wheel you out and you're just going to lip-sync your greatest hits?
What kind of fucking gambling debt does this man have that he's still performing?
Maybe he just loves going out in front of an audience.
Bro, he doesn't know what's going on.
There is not a thought behind those eyes.
Did you not see him?
He was just like, yeah, he was holding it in the daintiest way possible.
And so he's all over TikTok, and these comments are just like, just let him go already.
Is what people are saying.
Let the man lip sync if he wants to sink.
That's a mercy kill territory.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Let Frankie Valley lip sync if he wants.
God, but he can't even open his mouth anymore.
That's the let him out the passenger.
Tight release on this.
And some what cracks me up is there'll be a stray comment.
Be like, wow, he still sounds the same as he always did.
Yeah, that's a person who's also medically brain dead, just like Frankie Valley.
Let Frankie Valley do his thing.
That's crazy.
I think, I think that like shringing him along like this when you can make out the shape of his skull is crazy.
Like he is on borrowed time.
Okay.
I don't know.
He's on one HP, bro.
He's worse than the fucking American Congress.
That's insane.
I think we should put him in Congress.
He's out there like I'm voting for him.
Speaking of Congress, Jimmy Carter is still alive.
Okay, he's barely.
He's been on hospice for like a decade.
Dog, they wheel him out and he's like looking at the looking at God.
And like every time his mouth is open, his mouth is agape.
He's like, ah, let him, let him sing.
I think we should.
Yeah.
I'll be honest.
If you put Jimmy Carter on stage, I don't know if you could tell the difference.
Yeah.
I mean, did you guys see that they one of the first people to use the Tesla suicide pod or this Tesla of suicide pods?
Wait, there's a Tesla suicide pod?
It's not by Tesla.
They call it the Tesla of suicide pods.
So what's suicide pod?
Tesla cars are the Tesla.
Pull that up for me, Billy.
It's a very sleek self-killing device.
Is it supposed to do that to you?
Yeah.
No, on accident.
No, it's a sensory deprivation tank that just malfunctions.
Yeah, bro.
It's like out in the fucking woods in Norway, I think, right?
Yeah, where is legal?
Active euthanasia, like, is legal.
Wait, so they just go out in the middle and yeah, and it fills with like nitrous or like nitrous oxide, yeah.
Oh my god, yeah, and it kills you.
And the thing is, I mean, better than dying a lot of other ways.
I suppose, but I just don't think I could do that.
If you're like, if you're really in pain in the middle of the day, wait, is this insensitive?
No, I just think it's funny that you said something so normal, so human.
I don't think I can kill myself.
Like, yes, dude, unless you have like a medical condition, probably most people would agree with you.
Like, unless you're chronically depressed, I'm just Bill Diffie.
Marsh and I are on a bad weekend.
We're looking for the pod.
Don't put, don't loop Marsh into this.
Marsh, raise your hand if you agree with me that we're always looking for the pod.
No, it doesn't count if you're coming down from the drugs that you have taken the day prior.
So we're just ready to get in the pod.
Yeah, after I want to do drugs with you one day.
You will get in the pod after that.
I like how what made you want to do it was you hearing me say that I'm actively looking for a school.
Everybody's just having so much fun and I'm just sitting there on the sidelines with my rum and coke.
Yeah, you're just you're you're hitting life raw, dude.
You're raw dogging life.
It's weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what that is.
I mean, I do it too, though.
I got my, I got my caffeine.
That's what we'll be playing in my pod as I descend.
Wait, it's weird because like now a 54-year-old American woman, going back to the story, 54-year-old American women, if I'm, you know, I hope I'm not mistaken here, Marsh, can you pull it up?
64-year-old American woman actually participated in the first, you know, voluntary, active euthanasia campaign from the Tesla of suicide pods.
And immediately they conducted an investigation, a criminal investigation.
And it's like, the fuck, why'd you let the pod exist then?
Wait, they immediately conducted a criminal investigation.
And I feel like that's cool.
You kill someone in the woods and people ask questions.
I feel like that's a little unfair.
You can't let the pod exist and then be like, we have voluntary, active euthanasia, and then turn around and be like, nope, we don't.
You're a criminal now.
Right before they hit the button, did she go, wait?
I think there's obviously releases that you sign off on.
I don't know how the process works in Norway, but I just remember this is such a freshman 101 charter philosophy course.
Somebody being charged for murder?
Well, there's an active.
I'm seeing what's going on.
Yeah, there's an active homicide case on it now.
I just don't know if I'd want to go in a pod.
I don't either.
I think you want to go.
200 miles per hour on the back of a Ducati into a brick wall.
Valhalla Application Denied00:04:31
Oh, I thought you were going to say, I thought you were going to say fucking mid-Somar style.
Just from the top of the fucking high.
Slarfing Goober.
And then you just fall head first.
And if you don't die, they come in with a mallet and just slam your fucking sky.
I mean, the one nice thing about that is I would go to Valhalla.
You would.
I don't know if that's how that works.
I think in order to go to Valhalla, you have to die in battle.
No, that's why they did that.
Because if you were past the age of battle and still wanted to go to Valhall, you had to die in Epic Warriors.
Who think of the three of us is most likely to go to hell.
Oh.
You, you're gay.
No, no, hold on.
No, hold on.
Five minutes in.
Wait, hold on.
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
Y'all, y'all have committed a lot of other sins that you're gay.
No, I know, but like, I feel like you could combine your sins, and I'm sure it would add up to being gay.
No.
Right?
How many sins equals gay?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
You've done a lot.
You've maxed out.
You've maxed out.
Is that it?
Is that it?
Well, I mean, you can just join another faith base.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's true.
Valhalla would be good.
Valhalla would be good for everybody.
You just like you'd be terrible.
What do you mean?
With a drink, mead, and fucking fight.
You're going to fight?
If I'm already on the mindset that I'm going to Valhalla, that means I'm a fucking warrior.
Hassan, you're not a Valhall guy.
I'm sorry.
You are just not a Valhalla.
I lived in the field.
You don't want to be the nerd who gets bullied in Val Haal.
Like, all the Vikings would be like, what the fuck is this?
First of all, what's Hassan doing here?
No, they'd be like, they would be like, Irish.
You should have gone to heaven, bitch.
I respect your prowess, is what they would say, first of all.
When you're trying to debate as someone swinging a battle axe at you?
No, I'm saying that if the circumstances are that Valhalla is real, that means we're fucking battle-born.
And instead of doing whatever the fuck I'm doing now, which is, you know, I just don't know.
Good fit for you.
I would do great in Valhalla.
Go ahead.
Play it out.
You're Odin.
You're Odin at the gates right now.
Go ahead.
Start.
Odin would be like, Will, son of rubber.
No, no, you're talking to me.
You're processing my application.
He's Odin.
Your girlfriend is here.
Odin.
You are processing my application for Valhalla.
Please process my application, Odin.
It says here you've never been in a physical altercation.
This is wrong, Odin.
I have.
I have bested many enemies in battle and been best myself in college.
You are mistaken.
I went to New Jersey.
You think to hold another man's penis in a fraternity?
Is it not a fight?
I have been in many beds.
Have you done that?
What?
Held man's penises?
Have you had held?
What was your hazing ritual like?
Are you allowed to talk about it?
I actually can talk about mine because my fraternity is now gone.
Okay.
It's dechartered.
Nothing gay.
Damn it.
I didn't do anything gay.
You only wanted the gay shit.
I tried to rush a fraternity.
Were you just looking for gay shit?
No, I wasn't.
Were you still in the closet too?
Yes.
Oh, my God, bro.
Can you imagine this dude?
Oh, my God.
I hope they don't make us look at each other's assholes and finger each other's assholes.
Suck each other's dicks.
You weren't like that, though, were you?
In college, he was more like, oh, I love boobs.
No, I mean, I did.
But that would make sense.
I told you, the one time in college when I remember I got really drunk at a party.
The only time I really got fucked up on Peppermint Schnapps.
And I remember, and I, and it was the first time I was like, I'm going to hit on a girl tonight.
Nice.
And I sat next to this girl and I was just spitting.
I was like, you are so beautiful.
Oh, my God.
I was soft as she was.
No, no, no.
Did she think you were gay?
No, I was drinking peppermint.
I was like, hitting it.
I was like, you are so beautiful.
And she was like talking to her friends and laughing.
I was like, let me walk you home.
So we, I'm like, damn, this is happening.
This is happening.
College Party Regrets00:15:29
Yeah.
And I walk home.
And as I'm walking home, I'm starting to sober up.
And I'm like, I don't think I can do this.
And I got to her place.
And she's like, you know what's funny?
That happened to me with some women and I'm straight.
But this is a different situation.
Like, damn, what am I doing with my life?
I can do this.
So I get to her place and she's like, so?
And I was like, have a good night.
And I kissed her on the cheek and I went.
You kissed her on the cheek?
You didn't even give her a little pick on the left?
No, I left.
I left.
She knew you were gay.
Oh, right.
No, I don't know.
I saw her several times.
I gave that poor girl an eating design.
That's crazy.
No, Peppermint Schnapps.
I'll never forget it.
How much?
Schnapps is wicked.
It was, I was dangerous.
I was hungover for like three days.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all shitless.
It was ridiculous.
Ridiculous hangover.
Fireball.
But yeah.
Yeah, no, I was Garmeister.
Yeah, Germeister.
Carbombs.
Irish Carbomb.
Whispered on the wind can cause pain.
God damn.
I don't know.
I really missed out on a formidable college experience.
You know, I really did.
Who cares, bro?
You have a sweet life now.
Oh, you.
I have an idea.
Where you get to look for cars and you're like, I don't know which one I want.
Well, I mean, I think that's a classic American experience.
Yeah.
Who amongst those?
Look, I think there's a classic American experience, and I'm not going to buy an expensive vehicle.
I'm going to be economically an Audi e-tron.
Oh, so you are getting an EV.
That is expensive.
Do you think an Audi e-tron is affordable?
How much is an Audi e-tron?
At least 80 grand minimum, if not 100.
Yeah, okay.
I was right in the range.
Something light.
Hold on.
There's a I have a discount.
I'm getting 10% off.
Uh-huh.
And I know a guy.
I know a guy.
$7,500 rebate and 10% off.
It's going to be like in the 50s.
I don't think the math works on that.
I don't know how it works.
I think you're spending at least $65.
$56.
Tax.
No tax, Oregon.
Oh, you're going to get it in Oregon and bring it down here.
Yeah.
I'm going to drive it.
Hopefully, I don't run out of battery.
Why don't you just, first of all, that's a nice car.
Why don't you just bring your fucking beamer down here?
Yeah, you're afraid that I'm going to cook you.
No.
In a straight shot, I destroy you and you're scared.
I don't even know if you could get that clunker down here.
Yeah.
Okay, by the way, that beamer is significantly better to drive around in Los Angeles than the e-tron because of the fucking potholes.
I don't want to ruin my car.
It is perfect.
It's beautiful.
Am I going to get cooked in the comments for this?
No, I'm just kidding.
What?
I don't know.
Look, why are you putting record in the comments section?
I'm going to buy.
I'm not going to spend $75,000 on a car.
I'm going to spend maybe $40,000 to $55,000 on a car.
I think it's reasonable for a second vehicle.
You can buy a car.
You've worked very hard.
I have.
I've been in two spots because you have a product here.
That's right.
That's right.
I have a podcast.
Speaking of which, yeah.
I wanted to ask Hassan something.
Sure.
Go ahead.
I have been to his house.
I have stayed here over and over again.
And every night around 10 o'clock, Hassan pulls up to the grill, two slices of white bread, ham, wheat, wheat, ham, egg.
And I sit there.
A croc massium.
And I've been trying to drop hints for weeks.
Oh my God.
I noticed this last time.
I tried to drop hints.
That I want a sandwich, and this motherfucker will never make me a sandwich.
That's insane.
I was dropped.
I was like, you never offer a sandwich.
No, he never offers a sandwich.
No, no.
I'm sitting here.
Like, last time I was really trying to be obvious about it.
Because you always order Uber.
So I just know.
I was like, hello.
Can we role play?
Yeah.
How are you obvious about it?
Ready?
I'm just, I'm Hassan making a sandwich.
The only time I got resting bitches.
Wow, that looks really good.
He has said that.
That's the last time he sounded.
What is that?
Egg?
Oh, man.
That sounds really, looks really good.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm just, I'm going to head up to bed.
I think I'm going to get a protein shake.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Zara.
It's really good.
Hope you enjoy it.
I was doing this exact same time.
Last time he did this.
Last time he did.
He did this.
And he wouldn't.
I was like, in my mind, I thought, does this motherfucker want a breakfast sandwich?
He didn't ask.
It's like the long goodbye.
Well, I'll see you later.
Okay, first of all.
Okay, here, let me clear my name here.
Okay.
You are like a parasitic force anyway.
Who gives a fuck?
Just ask.
What?
Parasitic.
Parasitic forces.
Every time, Austin, I cleaned your bedroom.
Okay.
You cleaned my bedroom?
Yes.
And there was an unopened protein shake by your fucking nightstand.
I was saving it for the next time.
You literally will take it out of the fucking fridge and put it in the goddamn nightstand.
And you won't even drink it.
You won't even uncap it.
Sometimes, yes, sometimes you uncap it.
Other times you don't uncap it.
I've had both situations in the past.
So for me, I'm like, if this motherfucker wants something, obviously he's going to ask me because in most circumstances, if something is within reach, he doesn't even ask.
Well, yeah, because you're just like a fucking Costco.
And you don't have to.
You don't have to ask.
My point is.
My point is, if you want something, you can ask me.
Tonight, would you make me a sandwich?
Probably not.
Actually, I would.
You know what?
I'm going out anyway.
Yeah.
I'm going to have some French fries.
By the way.
Yeah.
Next week.
Yeah.
Nine, nine, nine.
No, no, no.
Yes, yes.
No, The nine and nine and nine.
He's not nine hot dogs.
I'll be here.
Nine innings.
Did we hit it at a Dodgers game?
Did we hit our goal?
No, we're just doing it.
Yeah.
When's the Dodgers game?
I'll look it up.
I'll be here.
Are you kidding me?
I'll be here.
I'm going to be here.
You don't want me to be here?
No, he's just worried that he has to do it.
I mean, I'm not worried about accomplishing this task.
I'm simply worried about having to.
And we're going to record it and put it on the Patreon.
Sunday.
Oh, this is tomorrow.
See the schedule.
The only thing I'm worried about is, you know, if it cuts into streaming time, which it probably will.
No, we can do like October 14th.
We can't film ourselves inside a Dodger Stadium camp.
Yeah, October 14th.
I could make that work.
Well, what day is it?
It's a Monday.
I can't do Monday, October 14th.
We do a weekend, like a Friday.
We have October 5th, October 6th, Friday, October 11th.
I could do Friday, October 11th.
I'm my favorite, but nothing crazy's happening.
Yeah, I'm in there.
We're going to pussy Porter.
What?
Oh, we're going to see Porter Robinson.
Okay.
We're going to check our schedule and we're going to get back.
I mean, no better way to go to a Porter game than nine hot dogs and nine beers.
When's a Disney trip?
We're doing Disney?
I think we've been replaced.
Wait.
What?
I think she's taking Jason.
For fucking hooky boogie bash.
Yeah.
No way.
I'm calling this bitch right now.
Yeah, call her ass.
She's probably streaming right now, too.
She's like, call her ass.
Call her ass.
Come on.
All right.
While you do that, Marsha, I'm going to send you something.
She's not going to pick up.
She knows we're doing the podcast.
Hello.
Cutie Cinderella.
Cutie Cinderella, are you streaming right now?
Yeah.
Okay, well, first of all, we're on the podcast that you're supposed to be on.
That's number one.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wonder why.
You don't sound as sick as you were yesterday when you made that fake phone call.
That's insane.
Okay, so that's number one.
Number two.
Cutie, I support you and your PTO.
Why did you, yeah, Austin, of course, the laziest bitch on the pod, supports your PTO, which is not exactly a point for you.
Okay.
Number two.
Uh-huh.
You thought.
That doesn't count as a PTO day for the record, HR, because I'm working right now.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Well, yeah, you're working a different job.
No, it's paid.
It's a paid sick day.
Anyway, second point that I wanted to address, second gribe I wanted to address with you is that you thought that you would have more crossover with Wine About It in the yard.
Yeah.
That's ins you're a host on this podcast.
Course you're gonna have more crossover with this podcast.
Watch it for me.
Did you hear this?
Will, are you?
I know you're reading your next segment, but because you prepared, unlike Cutie, I Cutie just doesn't love this.
Yeah, which is addressing the third point i'm going to make.
Oh my god, so much attitude.
Is this correct?
Tell me if this is real or false and I really really hope Will is wrong on this.
What you're not taking us to Oogie Boogie Bash because you're taking Jason Kitty, that hurts our feelings.
What?
No I, that's so wrong.
I bought special tickets for just us.
I bought five tickets for us.
Oh my god okay, this has been a huge misunderstanding.
I'm taking Jason another day okay oh, so you are taking Jason.
It was not our special thing anymore.
It's never been our special thing.
You know, I go every year with oh oh, what?
Oh, that's just.
That's the sound.
That's the sound of the knife you lodged in my heart.
I think you have issues with insecurity that you need to talk through with somebody.
Yeah, you my podcast co-host anyway okay, thank you, cutie.
Also, I had a sponsor.
That's the only reason i'm live right now.
Uh-huh okay, the cough is crazy.
Okay bye cutie, goodbye.
We'll see you sunday.
She hit us with the i'm only live because I have a sponsor.
Wow, we're not special.
What do you think about?
That Cutie thought that the fear and podcast would not have a higher crossover.
The Wine About It audience and then the Wine About It live audience.
Like in the Wine About It live interaction with fans.
She asked this question and was shocked when they were like, when they said that it wasn't the yard, of course, and it was fear, and that they had most crossover with, of course it did.
I've given up.
What an insane she's a host.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I support women.
We need to be more misogynistic.
I think that's what it is, because the yard is so misogynistic.
I think she's on fear and the same way, Hasan Reddick is on the jets.
I don't understand this reference, but I heard my.
He's doing a contract holdout, so he's only on the roster and name of Muslims looking out for Muslims.
Is he Muslim?
No, his name is the Son.
Yeah sorry, that's a Muslim name.
Yeah yeah, why is he stealing Valor?
Stolen Valor?
Yeah, what the pick?
What he's named?
Uh yeah anyway, we have.
We have uh, someone who's spiritually Lebanese because of your coach and someone who is kind of Lebanese, but not really.
I am a Lebanese American, not really.
Uh and, and you know actually, let's not even talk about that.
I was gonna bring up Beirut, but it's fine, we're moving on from that subject matter.
Will you have something that you wanted to bring to the table?
And then also, I have something as well.
Well, let's get into your thing.
You're well.
My thing requires me to walk out of this room and bring it in here, because I didn't realize this.
Someone else opened my box, but it was me.
Oh, it was okay.
Well, Logan Paul apparently sent me this controversial uh lunchable launchable, let's do that.
And I wanted to do a taste test.
How long has it been inside your house?
Outside your house?
Um, it hasn't been.
That shit doesn't expire, does it?
Yeah, it's also.
Yes no, it's in an ice box.
I didn't even realize.
Oh, it's an icebox no, but the point is, no no no, it was.
I think it was like a day ago or two days ago that they sent it, so it should be fine.
Okay, hold on, should be fine.
Yeah, does he?
Does Logan Paul know you, I didn't get a box, it's, it's somewhere in in your homeland right now Marsh, what kind of car do you drive?
Super.
Oh, the ice boxers are still cold.
Here comes Kaya.
Come on, Asan.
We're killing airtime.
Whoa, Carl Anthony Towns to the Knicks.
Oh, that's big.
That's huge.
By the way, viewers, I don't know if you noticed.
Will and I have matching necklaces.
We're wearing it.
Look at that.
Yeah, matching necklaces.
Look at us.
Picked up at different times.
Look at us.
Look at us.
Come on, Ahsan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're finally doing it.
Oh, we need to look at that TikTok, the Hassan one that we talked.
Yeah, I don't know where it is, but the one that I'm going to send it to you.
I didn't even fucking know what this was until you guys opened it.
Mr. Beast, Logan Paul, and KSI did a lunchy lunchables thing.
Okay?
Made with real cheese, favorite for mashups, electrolyzed, which is really funny because I think electrolyzed just means sodium, but they've just like rebranded it now.
Like as though it's good for you, you got sent three of them.
That's perfect.
Yeah.
Here we have turkey snack'ems, turkey cheddar cheese and crackers.
We have nachos, fiesta nachos, nacho chosa queso blank, queso blanco and salsa, and uncured pepperoni and cheese pizza.
Which one do you guys want?
Give me the meat and cheese.
That one that's on your left hand.
Okay, here.
I'm gonna have the cheese pizza because it has 12 grams of protein.
This one has nine grams of protein.
12 grams of nachos.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's see.
360 calories per package.
That's not too bad.
Wait, it comes with fucking.
It's got a prime in it.
Nice.
Wait, what the fuck?
Hell yeah.
I like these.
I buy these at the store.
Wait, it comes with a fucking.
All right.
Little cheese and crackers.
Are you?
Oh, smells fresh.
Used by 15th of December.
We're not doing an ad.
We're giving an honest read on this if it sucks or not.
I think I got the shittiest one, though, because this is oh fuck.
Cheese is flying everywhere.
Honest Sandwich Review00:14:33
Were you a lunchable guy growing up?
I didn't have it in Turkey.
I have had it before.
I'll be honest.
This tastes exactly like a lunchable.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
I mean, it's just it brings back memories of my childhood.
It is very lunchable.
You know what?
It doesn't taste like this would be healthy for our youth.
It tastes like a lunchable.
Yeah.
You want to try this one?
It was a little nibble.
All right, you want a little bit?
I know the taste of lunchable like the back of my hand.
Tastes like a lunchable.
Bro.
That also tastes like a lunchable.
Yeah.
Tastes like a lunchable.
The cheese is a little different, and the cracker is a little different on this one.
Try that one.
That one's the most like lunchable one, right?
Is this a milk chocolate?
Let me taste this.
That's a lot.
Wow.
I'll take it.
Yeah.
This is dog shit.
If I was high, you know, I'm sorry.
It's not a Michelin star.
Austin loves it.
I think they found their audience.
Hold on.
Peckish case.
I like how small these are.
It's cute.
Look, it reminds me of like cookie.
Look, I know this isn't their target demo, but a really good high snack.
I would fuck that up.
True.
If I was stoned.
I mean, it's like 300 calories, not crazy, but...
Can I have some more?
Yeah.
Marsh.
You want a little bit?
Marsh said he's good.
Wow.
You guys didn't even try the pepperoni pizza one.
No, I'm good on that.
Why not?
I never liked the pepperoni pizza one even as too bad.
Yeah, too much.
It's cold.
Cold marinara is crazy to me.
This is my favorite.
Are you high right now?
No, I'm not.
That's what's crazy.
Imagine my wife.
This is delicious.
Look, but not for kids.
I mean, come on.
Mr. B is getting canceled for this with Logan, Paul, and KO.
Why?
Why?
I don't know.
I think they're mad that, like...
They need to change their target demo to people like me.
Are they getting canceled for this?
I think some people were mad.
Dan TDM or something is like a big Minecraft guy.
Was like, why are people making shitty snacks for kids and like marketing it as healthy?
But like.
I don't know.
I think this is no different than any other kind of fucking lunchable.
Yeah, it's the same as a lungeable.
I wonder if there's less in this or more than a lunchable.
They claim they're healthier.
A lunchable is a crazy market to attack.
Because lunchables had a stranglehold on that.
Yeah, but didn't they have like lead in them or something?
What?
Marsha.
Marsh looked that up.
Lead in lunchables?
Yeah, we're going to get sued.
That's crazy.
I mean, I presented as a question.
It's not slander.
That's crazy.
Boom, bitch.
That's crazy.
All right.
That's enough.
Excuse me, macros for the day.
Is that that crazy?
Yeah, aren't you supposed to go to dinner?
Am I?
A little gay ass dinner later.
Hold on.
Whoa.
I'm not going to a gay ass dinner.
I'm going out to a gay ass club.
Okay, I have a question for you.
Yeah, hit me.
But anyway, yeah, I don't really have any opinions on this.
I mean, it's mid, but it's just what lunchables are.
But I'm hungry, so I'm going to eat it.
And it's not an endorsement of this product.
What's your question?
Oh, I will tell you this.
Troy Sivan is mad at the term Twink being utilized as a substitute for the F-Slur.
Really?
I just use the F-Slur for the F-Slur.
You're gay.
I think he's saying about like people on the outside.
I saw Troy.
Yeah, let's watch this clip.
I like this.
I remember watching this and being on Troy's side.
Yeah, because you want to fuck him.
I do not want to fuck Troy Sivan.
I don't know.
Why are you lying?
I do not actively want to have sex with Troy Savon.
I don't know.
Not actively, but you find him hot.
I think he's an attractive man, but just because I find him attractive, you know?
Like, every woman that you find attractive, do you want to have sex with them?
Yes.
No.
Katie Keurick.
Katie Couric?
What?
Do you find her attractive?
That is the one.
Why is it cool?
Why, Katie Kurt?
Why Katie Kerr?
Why did that come to your mind?
Because he's in the news.
No, she's.
He just misgendered Katie Kurt.
Look up Katie Kurtz.
Pull up, Katie Kerr.
I'm just saying, like.
No, I need everyone.
I need everyone to.
Say he again!
No, he Katie Kuric!
She's a smoke show!
Why Katie Kurk!
Because he watches the new you could have said Sidney Sweeney!
I don't know that I just had to.
Is Katie Gurric your like Troy Savon equivalent for straight?
Do you find her attractive?
I'm not really okay, fine.
You wouldn't fuckie curriculum, bro.
Sidney Sweeney.
The question is, Sidney Sweeney.
That's too obvious.
Let's think of, let me think of another one.
Because Troy Savon is on the other side.
Let me think of another woman.
Because Troy Sivon is obvious.
Let me think of another woman.
I'm struggling to think of a woman.
Hold on, you're such a fucking misogynist.
Let me think of another woman.
Got this.
Name a woman, Austin.
No, wait.
No, no, that's too obvious.
What are you saying?
So is Troy Sivon.
I fuck Troy Sivon.
What are you talking about?
He's beautiful.
Okay, fine, then.
Fuck Troy Sivon.
Thank you.
I'd fuck Troy Sivan.
Fine.
I just, I can't believe we have to fucking do like a gay community.
It's a small world, and I don't want him to.
I don't want that to.
I don't know.
I'm not actively seeking Troy Sivon out.
Dude, that is crazy.
That's crazy that he's like embarrassed.
Look, Troy, if you're listening to the fear.
I get it.
I get it.
You know what I mean?
I get it.
It's like if we were talking about somebody in our, like, I'm not on the same level as Troy, but I could see him at a gay bar at some point.
I get it.
That's crazy because you were about to make an exclusive.
He's you were about I am not actively seeking out Troy Sivon.
No one thinks that.
I do feel weird now, though.
Why?
Because you're actively not seeking out Katie Couric.
You mean if you're ready to throw her up?
Are you going to see Katie Couric at a gay bar?
No, you're right.
I'm kidding.
Michelle Obama.
No.
Come on.
His face is covered in pieces of sauce.
This man is eating a lunchable.
We have devolved to the level of children.
This is what happens to me, Cutie's not a romant.
Oh, I'm just going back.
I was just going back for a second.
I only got a few.
Okay, okay.
Let me think of one.
Like, what's a hobby?
Ah.
Who's Christian?
Sam Ponder.
Who's that?
Sideline analyst for Fox News, Fox Sports.
Huh?
Okay.
Austin, what are these reference points?
Why?
Why?
Actively seeking.
Why are you bringing up the weird, bro?
We said name a woman.
You are naming like the weirdest women in the name.
I know why.
She does the Vikings game.
Yes, she does.
And she's a powerful woman.
She's breaking down barriers as a side.
No, Samantha.
I do not want to have sex with that woman.
Anyway, Troy Sivon is upset.
Troy Sivon is the equivalent of Sidney Sweeney for gay guys, I think.
Look, I think Troy Sivon is a smashing young gentleman.
Yeah.
That's a very good.
And he should be respected as such.
That's a fair take.
I like that too.
All right.
Let's see what Troy Sivan had to do.
Troy Sivon is upset that straight people are using the word twink in replacement of the Ef Sler.
Let's watch this.
Road and hitting grinder at every stop.
Straight people are getting way too comfortable.
Yeah.
I released an album.
Yeah.
I am touring the album with Charlie XEX.
Yes, he is.
We are playing 22 shows across the country that are 95% sold out, by the way.
The only city that we're vlogging in is Nashville, and it's at 78%.
But to say that I am touring the country to go on grinder at every stop, like that's genuinely homophobic.
It's like a stereotype.
Don't sex shame me.
First of all, I don't need to travel the country to get laid.
I can get laid wherever I want.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm going on tour because I released an album because people are buying tickets to come to see the show.
So fuck you.
Also, if you, this is not for her.
This is just like a general note.
If you say twink where you meant to say faggot, that's still a slur.
That's like our word.
I don't think straight people should be using that.
I have in the past.
Well, I think wheel out the fucking podium.
And folks, that's the reason.
Right there.
Real it out.
I said that so comfortably.
No, not as a substitute.
But there was a moment.
Can I complete about something?
Yeah.
And this has been bothering me.
No, this has been bothering me for quite a while.
And I don't think anybody like really picked up on it, or maybe some people did.
I don't really fucking know.
I don't really read TikTok comments.
But Harry Daniels.
Yeah.
When he serenaded me, I was uncomfortable, right?
And everyone was like joking, like, haha, like, you know, Hassan is a faux or whatever.
And when I was describing the story, when I was recalling the story, I called him a twink.
I was like, this random twink just rolled up at me.
And I put some stink on it.
And I literally haven't stopped thinking about that ever since.
Cause I was like, you put a hard ink on it.
Because I would.
No, I'm serious.
I'm serious.
If you go back and you find like me referencing it, I think it was on this podcast, literally, where like I have not stopped thinking about that because to the uninitiated person who is like not aware of who I am, if they look at that situation and they only watch my reaction like that, they would absolutely, I would not even fault them for a moment into thinking that I was using that in a derogatory way.
They don't know that I'm a bottom's right advocate.
They don't know that I'm the number one defender.
I'm the number one defender of bottoms rights.
A BRA.
And against this selfish top right.
They don't know that.
So if someone doesn't know that, and they're like, oh, what the fuck is this?
Like, well, I guess more people probably think I'm a gay guy saying that.
So it doesn't really matter.
But people that know I'm straight, but that don't know.
I have included you into so many homo, so much homoerotic content that they think you're queer baiting by existing.
Dude, that was another thing.
Some people think you're queer baiting just by virtue of being in like try it.
No, you have to.
It's the worst thing I've tasted in my life.
It's so bad.
It's weird because it's got like a smoothie taste.
Like a Gatorade.
Yes.
It's not supposed to be that consistency.
It's not supposed to be that consistency.
I don't hate it as much as you do.
No, but it's like it shocks your sensibility.
It's delicious.
What happened?
I think Austin's trying to get really trying to get on the mailer.
He's been weird, and so is this.
I think he's just hungry.
So he has this privilege where he is perceived as so attractive that his mere existence in gay spaces makes him a queerbaiter.
Okay.
So that's what people were mad about where Chaparone Said some stuff about like not endorsing Kamala Harris.
Sure, we won't get into the nitty-gritty or the politics of it, but like basically a lot of people were mad at her.
He reiterated a position that I've maintained for quite some time, which is like, you need to, you know, make demands out of your politicians.
If they're not doing that, then that's not democratic.
Like, don't expect people to endorse you or vote for you.
Pretty normal stuff.
People predictably got very mad at her.
And someone in my community, I think, like, posted a photo of us side by side.
Chapter one on the one side, me on the other.
And was like, oh, when you're like a hot leftist and you're getting canceled for having like base takes or whatever.
It went viral.
And a lot of people were in the fucking comments calling me and Chappell Roan, weirdly enough, I think.
I don't even understand how the fuck she got involved in this, but like some people are literally saying that we were both queer baiters.
And it's weird because like we are both on the opposite ends of that queer baiting spectrum where like she's just she's a lesbian like she's queer.
Queer Baiting Controversy00:03:46
Yeah.
Right.
And I'm straight and I openly will say that I am straight.
So I don't understand why people are like, oh, if you're like a hot guy that I want to fuck, that means you're queer baiting.
Yeah.
Like, what do you mean?
I know this works.
No, I don't get it.
Like, I'm not even remotely sexually ambiguous about like, no, that's what's so funny about it.
Is it's like they, I've seen comments have been like, oh man, that Hassan Piker queer baiter.
You know what I mean?
Which I think is funny.
I think unfortunately, we live in a time where if you're a creator that's just comfortable being around homosexuality and embracing the culture, you are considered a queer baiter.
Yeah.
It's weird.
It's like, what do you want me to be homophobic?
Like, what the fuck?
No, I think it's me.
I'm responsible a little bit because I have denied vehemently, won't they?
Yeah.
I have denied vehemently our relationship.
We don't open relationships.
It's not Worgen.
Which is no.
A lot of.
Are you sure, Marsh?
Pull up the TikTok.
And we'll get back to this Troy Sivan thing, but that was such a good segue.
I couldn't help myself.
Look at this TikTok.
You don't think in my mind, Hassan I'm being awesome.
Show are dating, but Hassan has to stay in the closet because if he were to come out, he wouldn't be taken as seriously by his male majority audience.
Oh, first of all, you don't have a male majority audience.
I do.
Actually, you do.
I do.
And look, a lot of the comments are congratulations.
You are on the Fear Ann podcast.
Where is this?
Austin is going to mention this on the next Fearan episode.
I just know it.
He sent it as soon as it came out.
It had like 2,000 likes.
Yeah.
I clocked it.
It was on his for you page.
And it was on.
He's on gay shipper talk.
Let me let me put this to bed, folks.
It's not real.
Yes, it's me and Will.
Like, that's what it's right there.
Yeah, it's right there in front of it.
It's them.
It's not us for sure.
No, but back to the Troy Savon thing.
Yeah.
Using the word twink in the place of the F-slur.
Now, I've been very open about this.
I just say the F-slur, right?
Yeah.
Instead of.
Well, I don't think it's a homosexual crime he's talking about.
I will say, I'm with him specifically with the video that he was referencing.
I do think that, like, number one, what does make me angry and upset, and I get it too, is that the hypersexualization of a gay man.
Yes, yes.
And the insinuation that like I'm or any of us as gay men are out there sucking and fucking and on Grinder on a consistent basis.
And you know what?
If we are, then so fucking be it.
So be it.
And don't slut shave us.
And Hassan's looking at me right now and he's trying to make it seem like I am because I can't defend myself.
I haven't been on Grinder in a long time.
That's right.
That's right.
I have been called so many things online.
So much.
By Hassan.
By Hassan.
This is the perpetuator of all the memes that ever exist.
It's because of Hassan.
Yeah.
And you know what?
He's a fucking queer man.
We are not bringing the Japan.
We're not bringing the Japan Trip Austin into this conversation.
We're not.
I slept with one person in Japan.
It's more the energy you brought to the table.
I was going through a rough time of my life.
You were hungry.
I was.
That's okay.
And I got fed.
I'll get you some more luncher balls.
Japan One Night Stand00:01:15
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Kyra ran away.
I hacked that shit, baby.
You hit supersonic frequency.
I think you probably destroyed audio listeners.
Sorry.
You hit a supersonic.
I'm posting that.
That's a fire.
That's a banger TikTok.
Just out of curiosity.
What's up?
Is there any podcasts out there that have like for people that are deaf?