FaZe HasanAbi navigates chaotic banter involving baking cookies, explicit anatomy debates, and Haley Welch's viral controversy alongside Shannon Sharp's accidental live sex stream. The discussion escalates to unpaid bills, a misunderstanding where CS streamer Banks falsely accused the host of scamming via a photo mix-up, and contentious views on spaying a lactating dog despite veterinary warnings. Amidst political rants about Taylor Swift and personal anecdotes regarding high school crushes, the episode concludes with announcements for TwitchCon events and Chapel Roan's VMA win, highlighting the group's blend of absurdity and industry updates. [Automatically generated summary]
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Controversial Body Talk00:07:17
That must be the reason why he texted me and was like, yo, you want a new face, Shane?
That's probably that like probably aligned at the same.
Anyway, who's the real phase member?
No!
Chill!
Chill, you're gonna hurt it!
You're gonna hurt the pillow!
She's biting me!
She's biting my hand!
You hit the camera!
I tried so hard not to hit the camera, too.
When I worked in a bakery, when I worked in a bakery, these cookies, people loved them.
Like every...
Marsh just said he's gonna force it down.
Every fall, they would sell out seconds.
Sell out seconds.
I never liked them.
I never liked them.
But I thought that since everyone else loved them, that they must be good.
And so I made them with stream today.
90 people showed up, made them with me.
Isn't that crazy?
Wow.
Wait, like in person?
No, no, no.
No, they came to her house.
Over on stream.
They like get the ingredients and they can't.
I was like, my God, cutie.
No.
You've gone crazy.
But I think they're so incredibly mid.
But a lot of people liked them.
But I think they're mid.
I haven't tested them yet, but they look delicious.
Marsh said he's forcing it down.
Hassan likes it.
I will.
They're very cakey donuts.
It's almost like a mini cupcake.
I'm just going to take a little bite because I'm trying to watch it.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you don't like cinnamon?
Yeah.
You're back.
Really?
I don't like it.
A little bit of pumpkin.
Strong chocolate taste.
Yeah, I don't like chocolate and pumpkin.
Okay.
Yeah.
You have to like chocolate and pumpkin.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where we are doing cold opens now.
We're cool.
We're like SNL, but a podcast.
We're just like the yard.
Did you just say SNL is cool?
Like you went with cool and then you went with SNL?
No, I was being sarcastic.
Which is cool.
Cool.
Sarcasm is in right now.
Yeah.
Well, but anyways, welcome back, everybody.
We are hanging on by a thread because Will has not been here in eight weeks.
He has died.
I don't know where he is.
We don't even hear from him anymore.
He's went from self-suck to self-improvement.
Yeah, self-suck to self-improvement.
He's been at Camp Canute.
He's getting brawling.
We've been sending each other shortless photos.
Wait, what?
You do that?
Yeah.
You know how a boy pussy is called a pussy?
What about a butt pussy?
No, a boy who's a boy pussy is a butt pussy.
I know, but what about on a lady like from behind?
You know how her little butt cheeks kind of look like a vagina sometimes?
Like if I were to stand up.
Uh-huh.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
You'd see my legs.
You'd see my vagina.
And then behind it, you'd see my butt cheeks.
I know what you're talking about.
Hassan, get off your phone.
Butt lips.
What is that called?
My mom is currently in the process of texting me.
Should I bring my grandmother and my grandfather over?
Are you done with your stream?
Ask them if they would call it.
I want to tell her to make sure that they're not even in the same zip code as cutie Cinderella.
What?
With this conversation.
Sorry, I'm asking about my body.
Yeah, excuse me.
I'm asking about the view of the butt lips.
It's beautiful and it's natural.
But to answer your question, I feel like you would, if my grandfather even understood what you were saying, he'd have an aneurysm.
I'm pretty sure he's seen that part of a woman before, Hassan.
He's done everything you've done.
Oh my God, that's crazy to think about.
Yeah.
Think about it.
All our ancestors.
Your grandfathers licked it from crack to tip.
Stop.
He made a suck dick.
I don't know.
This is exactly the reason why the first episode of the Talk Tua podcast is actually eclipsing the Fear And in view counts.
Let's take a look.
We got like three.
Why are we talking?
No one answered my question.
We have five different topics.
First of all, let's get organized, okay?
Thank you.
Not with the Hak Tua, okay?
Let's go back real quick to the fact that you're sending pictures, shirtless photos between you and Will.
I want to know about it.
I want to hear about it.
I want to know what this is.
Can we do the same thing?
Is it weird?
I don't want to do the same thing.
I'm just wondering.
No.
I don't care to be included in any of this.
I'm just curious.
Is this?
You send us shirtless photos too?
You don't?
No.
Okay, but curious, like, in what context is it like, are you texting him being like, I'm going to send you a shirtless photo?
Because they're working out and they're like, look at that.
No, I'm like, damn, bro, you look fucking brawling.
She's looking nice.
And he's like, yeah.
You too.
It's how they communicate.
They don't talk about feelings.
Yeah, they don't.
This is how men do it.
Yeah.
What sort of like, is he like have pants on?
Yes.
Well, how do you know, cutie?
He does.
Okay.
Why would he not have that's between you guys?
Now let's go back to your pussy question.
So what's that?
What is that called?
The thing.
It's like your booty flaps that you see from the frontal view.
I could draw it.
I know what you're talking about.
The booty flaps, but are you talking about the butthole?
No, I'm talking about from the front.
I'm staring.
This is really important for you to get correctly because as of now, you are 100% correct on like identifying parts of the anatomy as you did last week.
Oh, yeah, the frenulum.
Yeah.
Okay.
I am staring at a woman.
Okay.
This is her hips.
Got a woman.
She's beautiful.
Yes.
I'm looking directly at her vagina.
She has a thigh gap.
So I can see her vagina.
I can see her little lippies.
And then behind it, I can see her butt lippies because they're lower and bigger.
What are those butt lippies called?
Butt lippies?
I don't know, but I hope that.
I think it's just an extension of her butt.
My butt lippies hurt is what all of this was for.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Because I've been writing the Peloton and I think I bruised it.
Do you have a thigh gap?
Is that what you're saying?
But like this button part hurts.
Okay.
It hurts.
Here, turn around.
Wait, don't eat the whole fuck.
Give me a little bit of the fucking cookie.
Okay.
I'm so hungry.
I didn't know you were going to like them.
I would have bought it.
I haven't eaten all day long.
I have so many cookies at my house.
I didn't know.
Give me a little bit.
Come on.
Are you kidding me?
Not even like, not even this much.
Give me a little, just a little sliver.
Come on.
Will you check Reddit and see if other people's butt lips hurt from the Peloton?
It can't be just me.
This is what he's giving me.
Yeah.
You want to know why?
Because you always do this fucking thing where you're like, I'm going to have a little bit.
And I was going to go straight for it.
Like the one that you broke off a piece off of.
But then I was like, no, I'm going to eat all of them first.
And then I'm going to eat the last one looking right in your fucking face.
So you knew I wanted another cookie and you ate the damn cookie?
Yeah.
You were a fucking six.
You always want a whole cookie, but you eat it like you're a bird.
Yeah.
I hate it.
You're like.
And then eventually you finish a whole cookie, but you tear apart like four cookies to get to a whole cookie.
Jake Paul's Wild Stories00:05:21
But it's more enjoyable that way.
No, it's not.
It is.
No, it's not.
I eat ice cream that way too.
Oh, God.
Well, if I would have known you liked those, I have so many at my house.
They were so good, cutie.
You were so underrating yourself.
Yeah, it was literally.
Okay.
I don't even like pumpkin.
Austin's in charge of this episode.
Listen up.
Back to what Hassan said about Haktua.
Okay.
Hoctua.
Okay.
Can I say something?
And this may be controversial.
Okay.
But I'm fucking sick of this Haktua shit.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm sick of the.
Drama.
I'm sick of the Haktua.
Good for her.
Girl power.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm so happy.
But I don't know how.
Getting old?
I don't get it.
It sounds like you're upset.
No, I'm not.
Are you saying, what is it?
I know what it is, but like Hawk Tua spit on that thing.
Like, why are we all excited about it?
Haley Welch said it, and all of us thought it was funny, and it went viral.
And then it was more ludicrous that all of a sudden she got an agent and 3 million followers on Instagram overnight, which is insane.
I've never, I haven't seen someone go viral to that extent so quickly.
And so now she has a podcast, which because she was so viral, got signed with Logan Paul's Paul's, Jake Paul's group or whatever.
I think Jake Paul's.
But now I will say, Jake Paul, I know nothing about you besides that you wrestle and you sell forever chemicals.
Oh, no, that's Logan Paul.
Jake Paul doesn't wrestle.
Jake Paul doesn't wrestle.
He boxes.
Oh.
Well, Jake Paul, turns out I know nothing about you.
But I think that it is unfair that on her first episode, Haley Welch, I love you still.
But how the fuck did you get Whitney Cummins if not for Nepo Jacotism, which you're not a Nepo baby, but I'm just, you're an industry Nepo baby because as soon as Jake Paul scooped you up in a little podcast, all of a sudden you get Whitney Cummins.
I get this fucker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She likes me.
I want Whitney Cummings.
I'm jealous and I'm not afraid to say it.
I'm jealous too.
If I could hawk to Hock Tua my way to the top.
Wait, that's you could do that.
No, you could.
You probably could.
You just have to find the right company where they still let that happen.
You have to find a company without a job.
There's a company out there that's like, oh, please blowjobs for me.
Like, that's what you're saying.
Yeah, it's called the music of the streets.
I would do it.
Good luck.
Yeah.
So to clarify, this girl did not like blowjob her way to the top.
I know she didn't.
That's it.
But she could if she wanted to, because feminism.
Yes.
Girl power.
We can do anything.
She didn't do.
I know she didn't do that.
I know she was being interviewed.
Yeah.
And they were talking about something.
Yeah.
And she went, Hock Tua, spit on that thing.
Yeah.
Right.
And then it went viral overnight because men across the country are so surprised.
They're like, finally, someone's verbalized what I want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like Taylor Swift for women.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Haley Welch is Taylor Swift for men.
That makes a lot of sense.
Do you hope that?
You just needed someone to lyric.
No, I've never like.
Do you spit on that thing?
I don't need to spit on it.
You don't?
No.
You just have those natural salivating.
I think everyone's got spit in their mouth.
I like to spit on it.
I've never thought about going.
I do.
Really?
Why did you do that?
Like, you're a cowboy walking into a saloon and there's a spittoon in the corner.
That's the only way I know how, I suppose.
Wait, do you do that sound again?
I did it differently that time.
It still sounded objectively comical.
Do you like on that thing?
Do you like when they spit on the thing?
Yes.
I didn't know I was supposed to.
Thank you, Haley Welch, for teaching me to spit on the thing.
Who the fuck doesn't like sloppy toppy?
The problem is, is you guys know me.
If I was giving a, if I was performing ahead, you know for a fact I would make a joke out of spitting on that thing.
I'd be like, see, I hawked toward you.
Like, I don't think you can stay hard.
I feel like doing that.
I feel like if there's one person who you could get away with doing that to and like still come to completion, it would be Ludwig.
Like he would make, he would joke about it back to you, I think.
That's why I can't, I cannot, we've talked about this far.
I cannot do dirty talk.
I'm not interested.
I'm not an actor.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't think you need to be an actor to dirty talk.
Some of you mean it, what you're saying?
Well, dirty talk.
I thought it was just coffee.
I used to not like dirty talk.
Now I like dirty talk.
But the problem with dirty talk is you have to accept that there will be some moments when they can't hear you.
Okay.
Right.
And they say, huh?
Yeah, no, no.
Like, I've been in multiple situations.
You're spuring your fucking word sometimes.
Sometimes I'm doing dirty talk.
Sometimes he's at Hassan's house.
And then you kind of, I'm doing dirty talk, and I'm a little bit far away.
It's not allowed to have sex, gay sex in my house.
You can have straight sex.
Yeah, or sometimes, sometimes you don't hear it, and then you got to like respond.
So, like, default, they'll be like, something will be like, fuck, what the fuck do they say?
So I'm like, yeah, fuck you.
In reality, they were like, what is happening in the bedroom that you're having a hard time hearing the person?
Or you've never been in a situation where you're in dirty talk.
Explain.
Okay, you're in a situation, right?
You're in the middle of the act.
All right.
They're clapping.
Cheeks are clapping.
How hard are they clapping?
Bedroom Act Confessions00:15:21
Both of them.
You don't understand?
Because usually you only have one cheek.
I guess women have butts too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We clap the cheek the same way.
I was just seeing.
We're just a little closer to the cheek.
Yeah, so maybe that's louder.
So anyway, I don't know.
Put in a situation.
Maybe we're not even clapping yet.
Maybe we're just making the person's like head buried in a pillow or something.
No, no, no.
Maybe we're just talking.
Maybe we're kissing something like that.
And then it's like a whisper as a.
Oh, so you do whisper it.
Sometimes it's a whisper.
Sometimes.
I yell it.
You yell it?
You go, ah!
Your dirty talk is always like at that volume.
Yeah, Shannon Sharp style.
That's one of my topics for the day.
I go, My Michelle.
My Michelle.
Sometimes, sometimes you be, sometimes you can't hear.
I love Shannon Sharp.
Can we talk about that?
I wanted to say that.
That's a topic that I had today.
Well, it's my topic.
In my note, no, it's my topic.
Shannon Sharp at the brittle age of 52, still a goddamn dynamo, goes on Instagram live without realizing he's live on Instagram as he is piping down his lovely wife, Michelle.
I don't know who Shannon Sharp is.
Shannon Sharp is a commentator, sports commentator, but also former football player.
Football player, former football player, massive, massive LeBron Glazer.
He is phenomenal.
He's also known as Unk.
I love him.
I love this man.
And he's fucking shredded.
He's yaked out of his mind at the age of 52, mind you.
Remember that.
And he's putting it down.
And yeah, he is a sexual dynamo.
Let's take a look.
Let's watch that.
Yeah, let's watch this shit.
Watch the clip.
Well, originally, he said it was his account.
Yeah, originally he said his account was hacked.
Yes.
But then he took ownership over it.
And I don't think he hates it because it's like puts him in a pretty... Drake in the dick pic.
It puts him in a pretty positive light.
I haven't heard it because I was on a plane today and I was researching topics and I didn't want to listen to it as a coach.
You don't know?
I don't know if we're supposed to listen to this.
Can we listen to it?
Are you going to have to bleep it out?
5.2 million views.
Are we going to get demonetized?
Wait, you don't see him, right?
That'd be really funny if he like DMCA's his grunts.
All right, let's listen to it.
I don't want to hear like one moment of growling.
That's it.
No, I want to hear the whole damn thing.
That's got to be intentional.
Yo, Unk, that's not PG is funny.
So I can only hear her moaning.
What the hell?
So he grunts a little bit, but so he did like post-game analysis on this because he is a commentator.
That's crazy.
And what's even crazier is Kai Sanat was involved in the post-game analysis.
So if you can find the clip of him talking to Ocho Senko and Kai, it's fantastic, I think.
First and foremost, it's fantastic because Kai calls Shannon Sharp my N-word, which I think is like insane.
Not because, you know, I mean, it's two black dudes talking to one another.
That's not what I mean.
It's just like, it's wild that, like, Kai Sanat, who is 20 years old, is talking to Shannon Sharp like that.
I thought he was older than that.
He's like 22 talking to Shannon Sharp, talking to Unk like that.
But here, let's, let's, uh, let's see what they, what they talk about.
And, and Ocho Sinko was on the call as well.
I heard like you were talking a little bit.
What was he whispering in her ear?
That's my Michelle.
He said, that's my Michelle.
I was like, bro.
Hey, you got, you got, you got to get some earphones and listen to it.
I listened to it in my earphone.
He was like, yeah, you're going to take this dick.
Hey, yeah, that's my Michelle.
Oh, my gosh.
His teeth are beautiful.
And if you listen close enough, you can hear the ass slap.
It was like, remember, I don't know if you went to church, Kai, but remember in church, you know, when they played it, they hit the tambourines.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So they were nice five.
Okay.
Okay.
He talked about he embarrassed.
I talk about he embarrassed.
I'm like, it ain't nothing to be embarrassed about.
Shannon, you little, you a freak, bro.
You a freak, bro.
You is a freak, bro.
You is a freak.
That is crazy.
How would you handle this?
I would kill myself.
You would kill yourself?
I think it's like the juxtaposition of this being Shannon Sharp makes this so much funnier because it's like it's unknown.
It's very unexpected.
You just don't assume that he has sex at all.
Yeah.
Like, who the fuck thinks about that?
Ah, but he.
I would leave the internet.
I'm not kidding.
I would never return.
Never return.
I would never return.
Really?
I would get a farm.
We could.
I'd raise apples.
I feel like you could rise above it.
I think the only way I could rise above it is if I like leaned into it and started the fans lean the next day.
If I was like, okay, fine.
I think that it'd be extra funny for you because you would.
Wait, hold on.
You actually get recorded.
They hear you moaning a few times and then you just do full porn.
Yeah.
That's it.
I think it's really, I think if it got recorded, like if your sexual acts got recorded, it'd be really funny because you would go, Hock Tilla spit on that thing before giving a blowjob.
And I'm sure that Lodewig would have a funny comeback to it as well.
And then we would all laugh about it.
I guess maybe I would make a song.
Oh, yeah.
With the moaning remixed into it.
Would you, would we be forbidden from talking about it?
We would talk about it.
I think I'd be more embarrassed about you guys listening to it.
Would you give us the exclusive interview?
No, she wouldn't.
She wouldn't.
She'd go on whine about it.
Yeah, fuck it.
And she'd change it to moan about it.
Yeah.
She would go on whine about it and like farm her Patreon.
She'd be like, oh, guys, I actually want to give Cutie credit this week.
Okay.
This is really, really cool.
Cutie, for the first time in history, she skipped whine about it this week because she didn't have the strength, but she said to do two podcasts.
So she decided she's going to put all her energy into this podcast this week.
She skipped.
I wanted to skip this one too for, but Will's gone.
Wow.
But I'm here.
I'm so behind.
Brave bold beauty.
My life is so hard right now.
Why?
What's going on?
You're phased.
You're phased up.
It's normal for you to be late to stuff.
Yeah, we have our sub-athon.
It's 24 hours.
I'm live 24 hours.
I don't know what to do.
I see you in so many clips.
So like, I assume you are phased now.
I know.
I just made a TikTok actually before I left the house.
That is like, it's stupid.
I don't know.
Can we see it?
I'm a 30-year-old talking about making TikToks.
No, it hasn't been edited yet, but it's this TikTok that's like when I ironically started saying L Aurea, W Hunger, and Phase Up.
And now Lil Bro thinks she's on the team.
That's just funny.
It's going to go viral.
I'm going to get big.
Yeah, you're going to be a little bit more.
Hey, 2025 is my year.
You don't need to start a fancy.
The year of cutie.
Lean into the face, though.
Austin, I heard you've got tummy troubles.
Oh my God, cutie.
My stomach hurts so bad.
I can tell by the look on your face.
Oh, my God.
You're always looking like your stomach hurts.
It hurts, cutie.
And I need to see a doctor.
Oh, my God.
I haven't meaning to tell you about ZocDoc.
It's a free app where, um, and website, app and website, where you can search and compare quality in-network doctors, choose the right one for your needs, and click instantly to book an appointment.
Oh, my God, that's such a relief.
Yeah, we're talking about in-network appointments with more than a hundred thousand healthcare professionals across every specialty from mental health to dental health to eye and skincare and much more, including your weird tummy troubles.
It hurts so bad that I need it now.
Well, the appointments on Zock Doc, they happen fast.
Typically, within just 24 to 72 hours, booking, you can even score same-day appointments.
God.
Yeah, dude.
God, for Zock Doc.
Yeah, you should use it right now.
Marsh uses it for his butt problems.
What?
It's true.
I didn't know he had butt problems.
Yeah, so stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zocdoc.com/slash fear.
Find an fear and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.
That's z-o-c-d-o-c.com/slash fear.
Oh, my God.
ZockDoc.com/slash fear.
My stomach hurts.
Yeah, I'll be the only girl on phase.
Yeah, I did.
I did my collab with Jason the Ween.
Did you get Van Cleefed?
Yep.
What does that mean?
He's just Yam Cleefing everybody.
Don't worry about it.
It's just phase things, right?
Ah, you don't even know about that.
Yo, the F turned into an L for Unk.
Yo, W Aura.
He's going to call it.
W Aura, Unk.
Lil Unk.
Oh, God.
Lil Unk is mad.
Oh, Lil Unk.
Oh, no.
You're calling me with my nephew.
Jason bulk purchased knockoff Van Cleef necklaces or bracelets and has given them to every girl that's come to his house.
And me.
And now the boys.
And Ray and me and Sinna.
Wait, did he give one to Ludwig or no?
I think so, yeah.
Damn, I was gonna flex on him with my Yam Cleave.
What did you guys talk about?
With Jason?
Yo, just W things.
Yeah, I watched a little bit.
I went into the chat and called Hassan gay.
Oh, okay.
He's trying to fit in.
Well, I was like, L gay.
I went into the chat and started spelling L gay.
And then I think Jason thought I was talking about him.
So you got banned?
What are the kids like?
Homophobia.
So I went for it.
I went L gay.
No, every Monday of the sub-athon, Jason and I make breakfast together.
So I go to the house.
Yeah.
Me and my little nephew.
There's like, I don't understand.
There's like extended universe characters now.
There's like a girl that keeps showing up.
Now?
Or there have been.
You should know.
Yeah.
Jason's got a freaking roster.
No, no, no.
I know Jason has a roster, but like there's this girl, Diana.
And Diana's part of Max's roster.
Yeah.
What are we doing?
Why are we talking about women as rosters?
Because that's what they, that's their segment.
Cool now.
We're not going to, it's not cool.
We're setting back women's rights.
We have it.
No, no, no.
Actually, you are doing this.
Sometimes you have to take a look at it.
My roster is different.
On my roster, my roster is freaking out.
Who's your roster?
You got a W roster?
My roster?
I got a W roster.
I got freaking.
Is Ron there?
The clip?
I got.
No, my roster.
My women roster, it's all uh well, you know, I got Valkyrie, I got Pokemane, I got the Lily Pichu, I got a Tina kitten, I got Maya, I got Kai Day, I got freaking Cinna, I got Emily, I got I got the girls, yeah, my roster is good, damn W.
But I actually want your opinion on this because I talked about this on my stream, and I don't know if I'm wrong or if I'm right, and this is your time to tell me.
I said, because I was talking about because some people do, they'll bring that up to me, they'll be like, Cutie, how do you go on their streams when they do girl content at night?
Because they do flirting content at night, they call up a girl, they go on TikTok live, and they find a cute girl, and they say, Why don't I come over?
You know, and it's like, okay, yeah, they do that.
And I say, listen, me too, not you, W.
I do that, he doesn't do that.
Um, so I don't do any of that, you don't do any of that.
You talk about really depressing stuff.
Oh, yeah, you just actually you were just crying on stream before this, yeah.
Because I was crying, he was depressed, I was crying because of the emotions I felt about the W girls I was talking about lives, no, and so people will come in and they'll try to give me shit for it.
And I say, Listen, when I was 25, oh, true, true beauty girl.
You were the roster, you were in his roster.
I did have a pretty good roster, and every single time he would raid, that's how I met Ludwig because by going to channels, I know, which brings us to Sean was on the roster, too, which brings us-I know I was.
Which brings us to one thing I do want to talk about: Jason the Ween watching your old clip.
I need him to stop doing that.
Okay, can you look up like Jason the Ween finds Cutie Cinderella Ludwig messages leaked?
No, that's not even the bad one.
Oh, there's a worse one.
Oh my god, the worst.
I don't, I don't know if we'll be able to find it.
The worst clips are from your stupid fucking show.
I don't know what you're talking about.
They are awful, dude.
He doesn't have a show.
When I would go on the other guy's show, the Tubb shows who died.
It's pretty good.
This other guy, I would go on his show and I would fake like I was into these guys, and I would be very crude for the sake of you were not faking that you were into me at all.
You were just not into me at all.
You were faking being a serial killer, which I thought was serious.
Yeah, because I was in his chat harassing him.
Not that one, not that one.
But it does go back to like something I do want to talk about in this era.
Yeah, I don't know which one you're trying to talk about.
It's when you guys are sending each other cutie pie messages.
Oh, then it's this.
Yeah, it's this one.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Accidentally leaks dating Ludwig.
We weren't even like dating right here.
Oh, it's so funny.
We weren't even like official.
But, you know, maybe, maybe I just keep disagreeing with you.
So you'll talk to me.
Oh, my gosh.
W Riz.
It is W Riz.
Oh, my.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, that's the one.
Go back.
Go back.
Look at the messages.
Go back and look at them.
I saw a video and I was like, it's cute, babe, or something like that.
So stupid.
You called him babe and you weren't dating.
Wait, do you call people babe?
Do you still call him baby?
You never have called us babe.
Yeah.
I used to be nicer and I'd say that.
This was really cute, but the thing I wanted to say is, you got to go back to black hair.
Yeah.
You got to go back to black hair.
It's not for dark cutie.
Yeah, no, it's not even because, like, oh, you look good or you look bad now or anything like that.
I'm not saying that at all.
I'm just the, and I'm not using this in the Zoomer way.
The aura that you had, this is just the original English language intention that I'm using when I say aura, make no mistake, was very different.
You had a commanding presence that was scary at times.
Return to Black Hair00:02:32
You're saying I don't.
Hassan, I used to put on an act.
If I put on that act with my blonde hair, you would also think I had a commanding aura with my blonde hair.
No, it's not the same.
The reason I can't do dark hair is I have to dye it like every two weeks.
It's so annoying because my hair grows out and it looks like a skunk stripe.
Because my natural hair is too mousy.
So it looks like a skunk stripe through the middle.
That's hot now.
No, it's not.
No, like, like Tulsi Gabbard has that.
I don't know who that is.
Doesn't she have a streak of white?
Is that what you're talking about?
Tulsi.
Pull it up, March.
Good bard.
Pull that shit up, March.
Don't look it up yet.
Don't look it up yet.
Okay.
Boom.
No, that's a streak right there, dummy.
I'm saying your roots.
Oh.
Yeah.
I don't even know what roots are.
Say black hair with grown-out roots that need to be dyed.
Google that.
Black hair, grown-out roots need to be dyed.
This is punishment.
March typing is punishment.
There you go.
See, it's like, it looks like, no, it looks like.
Go to the first picture in the middle.
That's what it starts looking like.
Unless you dye it literally every two weeks.
It's so annoying.
Okay.
So I can't.
It's just too much maintenance.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
You're not with it.
It's fine.
I'm not with it.
You don't want to have the oil.
I'm simply not.
Do you dye?
I don't care to have the oil.
I haven't.
There's no bleach.
I mean, there's bleach right here for my money pieces, but I haven't bleached my hair.
Wait, money piece?
Money piece are these things?
What is that?
Why is it called a money piece?
No.
Because it's a plate piece you spend your money on.
And it frames your face, which is your money maker.
My money piece.
That's funny.
I've never dyed my hair.
No, I have.
I got like frosted tips one time.
I don't remember this.
This is before I met you when I was like 21.
You were gay as hell, bro.
I was like 21.
And no wonder girls didn't like me.
Like when I was playing straight, I could never, ever get any girls to like me.
Yeah, because you weren't sexually attracted to them.
No, but it's like girls knew because you weren't sexually attracted to them.
But like even when I thought I was, they knew.
I mean, yeah, probably.
Like I had this girl.
I had this girl that I knew in high school.
Kamala Harris Voting Song00:04:35
And she had a boyfriend at the time.
And I had the biggest crush on her.
And then we became best friends.
And her boyfriend didn't like me very much.
Where is she now?
I don't know.
You probably thought you were fake.
I tried to reconnect with her and she left me unread.
Oh, sad.
Yeah, I was like, I wanted to reconnect.
And I was like, hey, I'm gay now.
Good start.
And she's like, oh, okay.
And then I was like, I don't know.
Maybe she didn't like gay people.
She's homophobic.
That must be.
That's the only reason.
So we must know, cutie.
We must know your thoughts.
She has endorsed Kamala Harris.
Taylor Swift.
This is not your story.
This is my story.
I'm endorsed Kamala Hara.
You didn't bring it to the table.
No, I did.
I brought it to the table.
No, I did.
I literally didn't roll the tape.
I said, cutie is a political girly now.
Oh, cutie's a political girly.
Yeah, man.
I did.
Why do you think, what do you think I was talking about?
That was a week segment.
I asked you like an hour ago what you were saying.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I was really wondering what you think about fucking having the income cap removed from $164,000 to make sure that we can readjust.
Legitimately think she was having real political takes.
I don't know what that means.
Okay.
Taylor Swift is what I was talking about.
Taylor Swift is endorsed Kamala Harris.
When are you going to endorse Kamala Harris?
Right now.
Oh my God.
This is our voice.
I endorse him not to vote for her because I'm a Trump supporter.
Watch!
Yo!
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
No!
JK Lowell.
The Fear Out Podcast.
JK.
Hey.
That's right.
Real podcast has endorsed Donald Trump.
Real America, baby.
Real America.
We're on top.
We're eating cats.
We're eating dogs.
I think it would have been cooler if she announced she was running.
That'd be crazy.
She's like, I'm a write-in.
Everybody, write me in.
You are such a fucking Swifty.
It'd be so funny, though.
Would you write her in?
For the funnies, yeah.
For the funnies?
Because, like, I'm torn.
Yeah.
I could go either way.
I told you guys.
I'm a single-issue voter, and neither of them have addressed the mail in flyers.
I'm sick of those things.
Dude, I don't know how you even exist as a political commentator.
Why?
Because I do politics once every four years.
Why?
When there's an election.
What do you do?
I get really into it.
I don't like DuPont, but I follow it really closely.
What are you talking about?
Follow it really closely and get really knowledgeable for like every once every four years.
And I don't understand.
How the fuck could you be an undecided voter?
I don't know.
It's a little bit different.
I mean, I can explain it if you want me to be serious.
No, maybe not.
I want you to.
Undecided voters aren't like, I don't know if I should vote for Trump or if I should vote for Kamala Harris.
It's usually, am I going to get like, am I enthusiastic enough to go out and fucking take time out of my day in the electoral college system where like it does honestly feel like your voice doesn't really matter, especially if you're in a state that like is going to go blue or going to go red anyway.
Right.
If you're going to go out and vote for an individual for one candidate over the other.
That's what the real undecided is.
You're not competing against your opponent.
You're competing against the couch.
Oh, that's what undecided means.
So it's not actually what it means, but the media does present it as like between the two candidates, which is really fucking annoying because that's not like actually a real thing.
That would be like a voter who, you know, is in a maybe swing district or something or a swing voter, but it doesn't really matter.
Well, I'm going to get off the couch and vote for Kamala Harris.
Oh, I'm going to send mine in the mail.
Oh, I'm going to do that too.
I'm going to ballot.
Yeah, I'm not going to get off the couch, actually.
I'm going to vote once and then I'm going to mail my vote in.
I'm going to steal both of your ballots and write in Taylor Swift.
Hasan's got a harvesting ballot harvesting.
Yeah, I'm going to ballot harvest and then illegally write in Taylor Swift.
Well, I'm just going to write in as a Swifty does it make you more enthusiastic to vote or you're just like, oh my God.
I was always going to vote anyway.
Oh, okay.
But I think it's good.
I mean, she on the Miss Americana documentary about her life, she went on a long rant about the importance of voting.
She even wrote a song about voting.
Oh, God, that's so fucking late.
Okay.
Sorry.
That just came out.
That came out right.
Taylor Swift Ballot Harvest00:15:03
I meant that's so sick.
She wrote a song about voting.
I meant, I love that.
That's such a cool thing that she did.
And it like increased people at the polls or something, but like she just ended up losing.
My favorite thing, conservative.
She ended up losing.
Yeah, she wanted this.
There was this person in Tennessee that like.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Okay, play the fucking, play Miss Americana, Taylor Swift on voting.
This is what's so funny.
The funniest thing conservatives are doing.
Are you really going to trust a woman where 90% of her songs are written about the wrong choice?
Not the one about voting.
No, I know.
She wrote a song about it.
It kills me as if the guy's voting for hasn't fired his entire cabinet and running with a different so lived up.
It's crazy.
What?
You sound like an MSNBC auntie right now.
I'm pretty sure Trump's had more boyfriends than Taylor's had.
Wait.
More girlfriends than Taylor's had boyfriends.
I'm proud of that take.
I came up with that take.
That was my first take when I...
It's so when I got it, I read it and I was like, wow, that's crazy.
But you know what?
As it came out of my mouth here, I was like, damn, I'm not very cool right now.
Like, you're like a political bully.
You know that?
Like, you bully liberals.
Like, you're like the big, cool leftist socialist jock.
Maybe that's why liberals get annoyed.
Because, you know.
I got in so much trouble when I called you ugly for fun.
Me?
Yeah.
Wait, really?
So many people took it.
Seriously.
I was pissed.
It got like, yeah, I got half a million views on TikTok and everyone's like, wow, she's so mean.
Like, she's, she, of course, she would say he's ugly.
She's a one.
And I was like, oh, what the fuck?
That's insane.
So now I'm doubling down and I'm being mean to you again.
You know what's crazy?
You know what I think?
I like this term.
I call them like misogyny tourists.
You have white knights?
No, I think, you know what it is?
No, I'm telling you.
A bunch of girls are like 5'6.
I called them misogyny tourists.
Okay.
These are people who wholeheartedly do not care about like the subject matter at all, but they care about one thing and one thing only, which is doing misogyny.
So if they see a woman online having an opinion, they're like, I'm going to fucking tell that bitch that she's wrong.
And like I, because I was shocked.
I was shocked because like this happened.
I think with the Tori Lane's case, this happened.
Like, that was when I first realized, like, I don't think these motherfuckers care about Tori Lane's at all.
Cause like Tori Lane shot Megan the Stallion, if you guys recall.
What?
I didn't know that.
She shot her.
Yes.
Tori Lane's shot at Megan Thee Stallion and ended up actually shooting her in the foot.
And he is currently serving a prison sentence for it.
Oh my God.
In the state of California.
Jesus Christ, you guys.
That's why Nikki Minaj said she had a big foot.
Yeah.
So also because Nikki Minaj is jealous.
Is my food going to get stolen?
It's just sitting out there.
Go grab it.
Okay.
Anyway, so yeah, he's in fucking sentenced to 10 years in prison for being found after being found guilty of shooting hip-hop star Megan the Stallion.
10 years is a long time for a foot shot.
Okay, okay, criminal justice reform advocate.
I don't know.
It just feels like, did he say sorry?
I think he just kind of covered it up.
Did he mean to do it?
And then also continued to.
Oh, he meant to?
Yeah, and also then continued to like harass Megan the Stallion.
Like she actually was trying to defend him at first.
And then it became unbearable.
Then I don't know if 10 years is enough because is he just going to get out and then shoot her shooter?
No, probably not.
But anyway, listen, listen, that's not the point.
The point is there were a lot of people who I am almost certain were not even like fans of Tori Lane's, but were just straight up just anti-women.
So they were like, yeah, no, that bitch is lying.
Like they just literally were just like, nah.
What?
Did he get stolen?
No, he grabbed it.
That they were, they were just like invested in the misogyny angle of it all.
And that's when I realized, like, there's just a lot of people online who care about one issue and advocating for it.
And, you know, I'm an undecided voter.
You're an undecided misogynist.
And for that reason, I say, you know, keep up the good fight, guys.
I don't know what you guys are fighting.
I saw a lot of my, like, my fans commenting and be like, no, they're actually friends.
It's like brothers and sisters when they joke around with each other.
And then they're like, bullshit.
I was like, yeah, if anyone's saying that, they're not a fan of mine.
You know that, right?
No.
Sometimes I see a hate comment for you and I'm like, nice.
Why did you admit that?
You fucking piece of shit.
That's crazy.
No, it's not like a real hate comment.
When I see a hate comment of you, I go, what the fuck's wrong with this guy?
And by that, I mean you.
I'm like, what's wrong with him?
He's right.
This hater is right.
No, it's like a funny hate comment.
It's not like a real comment.
You know what I mean?
Like, no, come on.
Wow.
It's not like.
I know what it is now.
Every time you charge about some fucking hater now, I'm going to be remembering what you just said.
No, look, you think it's like a legit hater.
This is stuff that wouldn't bother you.
It would make you laugh.
Like what?
Tell me a comment that you laughed at and agreed with.
It's like, it's like the people.
It's like the people that are like, oh, like just fucking mauling about your political view.
Like, I'll be looking at a clip of you, right?
It has nothing to do with anything that we're talking about.
And I don't know.
It'll just be like a passing thing.
Like, oh, Hassan's so fucking insufferable.
That's who you agree with and laugh at?
You fucking suck.
You suck.
I thought it was going to be like, oh, rich socialism.
Yeah, that's not what that's what I love.
Apparently, you laugh at me being called insufferable.
No, it'll just be like, it's like, no, it's not.
Because you're not insufferable.
It's just like, these people are insufferable.
I think he's insufferable.
These people are insufferable.
What is happening?
This is our podcast.
This is not whine about it.
Listen.
You know why I laugh at them?
Because there's 17 comments responding to it, attacking that person.
There should be 18, but you're not fucking writing anything.
What do you want me?
Do you want me to defend you in the comments section?
You need to be like, you would never defend me in the comment section.
You would laugh.
No, I already said.
You laugh.
No, I don't.
You don't bully me.
No, I literally in an uncle.
If you didn't have this platform, you would be bullying me right now.
There have been instances where I've literally directly told you that people are being unhinged when people are writing mean comments about you.
Like when you don't.
Careful.
All right.
Let's not even get into it.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Let's not even bring attention to all the negative things that people say about you that I don't agree with.
Yeah.
No, I don't agree with anything.
I have a very high view of you.
You know what I do at nighttime?
What do you do at nighttime?
We know.
No, Not like that.
He wasn't listening to me last time I told him, but I said I can't.
I'll give you a three.
Wait, what?
An upper decker?
No, you don't need to.
Is that where you shit the top of the house?
Oh my God.
Hassan won't let Marsh have a six.
Do you, I thought upper decker is where you take a shit in the top of the toilet.
Yeah, it is.
But it's also in the top of your mouth.
Oh, nice.
Top of your mouth.
Top of your mouth.
You know the cool lingo that the kids are speaking these days.
It's okay.
We're fucking phased up out here.
So I should have never.
You know, Jason asked me.
He was like, is Hassan cool?
Like, should I go around him?
I should have said no.
Because now you're insufferable.
You're like, oh, we are phased up.
We?
I've been phased up before Jason the Ween was even eligible to vote.
Okay.
What the fuck are you talking about?
When he was in my chat in like 2018, 2019.
Do you have one?
It's on the way.
Oh, do you want to hear real drama that we can talk about?
Hold on.
You don't have a chain.
Where are you going?
I'm going to bring something else.
Oh, my God.
Okay, hold on.
I just had live news.
What?
I went out to dinner with S-Fan and Ms. Kiff in Austin, and S-Fan was supposed to pay the bill, but S-Fan is just like a scatterbrain.
And they okay, I got did you guys dine?
No, wait, maybe Hassan, you gotta hear this.
He's getting chained through me something in Austin, Texas.
We went out to BJ's.
Okay.
And immediately we get there, Ms. Kiff gets recognized.
Annoying.
By, I know, happens all the time.
Yeah.
And I'm jealous because I'm like, why the fuck?
You know, when you're like with somebody and you're like, I'm somebody, and then you're taking the picture.
No, I always take the picture.
I offered a picture.
I volunteered me too.
I volunteered.
You're relate with me.
No, I look like a person.
Sorry.
No, you look.
Sorry.
No, I'm not sure.
So, anyway, coming back with my Nissan G-Fuel FaZe Clan exclusive pillow and also my Optics Faze Clan 100 Thieves Collab extremely rare shirt that my best friend, that's the ugliest shit I've ever seen in my life.
My best friend FaZe Banks gave me.
You might have heard of him.
Oh my God.
Okay, so you might have heard of FaZe Banks.
Yeah, I've heard of him.
Brother Banks, that's.
I have drama with him that we're going to talk about.
So this was like a week and a half ago.
Okay.
We go to BJ's, Ms. Kiff, S Fan, and I. At the end of the dinner, it's like the only thing open at Texas past 10 o'clock.
So we all go to dinner and we're just eating.
And then at the end, I was like, S-Fan, you never pay for anything.
Why don't you pick up the bill?
Wow, okay, direct.
That's what I told him.
And he's like, all right, I got it.
That's what I said.
Ms. Kiff is like getting fond over by these two people that recognize him.
And we leave the restaurant because S-Fan paid.
It's been like, I think a week and a half.
They tracked Ms. Kiff down because S-Van didn't pay the bill.
That's awesome.
We all dined and fucking dashed out of BJ's.
Why did S-Fan not pay the bill?
Because he forgot.
I have no.
I swear to God.
To be fair, he is real skinny.
He's not eating that much.
So he probably shouldn't have told me.
I swear he paid the bill.
I swear he paid the bill.
He got out his card.
The bill came by.
I don't know.
Anyway, maybe the bills.
Maybe his card declined.
So wait, did Miz have to pay it?
He's on the phone with the manager right now.
They tracked him down.
They tracked him down, but I swear they're.
How much was it?
This may be a scam.
I swear to God, he paid it.
It was like $70.
I remember the bill coming to the table and us and me looking at the bill.
Maybe I looked at the bill and S Van, we got up and left.
I could see.
I could see that.
It was like one of those terminals, though, that you pay right there.
Maybe it got declined or something, but you walked away before you.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I think it's time for you to call him up and Karen.
This you need to call S-Fan.
No, you need to Karen the Briggs.
And it's really rude that you didn't do it.
No, I mean, you don't have to do that right now.
I don't know.
I didn't do it.
You should nickel and dime this.
Okay.
Another thing I'd like to talk about.
Unless you guys are in the middle of this.
Where's the phase drama?
I have phase drama.
Oh, go ahead.
Talk about your phase drama because you're not sufficiently phased up like me right now.
Oh, my God.
So Ludwig and I were playing a game of bad people, is what the game is.
It's a stupid thing that's like most likely to be jerking off on a corner.
And then you say one, two, three, and you both say the name of the person, right?
What did you say for me?
I said, always has their hands in their pants.
I have my hands.
Yeah, you're always like adjusting your balls.
Am I?
Is that Will?
I've actually never seen him do that.
Is it Will?
I've never done that.
Does Will do that?
I don't think any of us.
Do you do that?
Someone in this house does it.
Really?
Is your dad?
No.
I've never seen him.
I didn't.
I don't really see him adjust his balls.
He adjusts his belt.
Oh, maybe that's when I assumed it was your balls.
But he does.
I've actually never seen you grab your penis.
Well, that's a rumor.
Where I started them.
What the fuck?
I'm happy.
You have drama with me now, bitch.
Not FaZe Banks.
Yo, can I say something about your car?
What?
I went in Hassan's car.
You know how Will talks about your car?
And it smells bad.
And how it smells bad?
Yeah.
Let me tell you something.
I got in his car and I was like, Hassan said, man, I can never defend this.
It smells bad.
No, you said, if you're, if your car, I said, if your car smells bad, you can never defend it on the internet because when you say someone smells or something smells, there's no way to verify.
My car smells bad.
So I got.
Did you say my car smelled bad?
You didn't say my car smelled bad.
No, I didn't say it.
Will's been saying.
I'm just kidding.
What are you doing?
Will has always said your car smells bad.
It smells good.
It actually smells good.
I don't, I, well, first of all, I do have Kaya in there and she's wet all the time.
So that might contribute to it.
But like, I don't think my car.
I just said it smelled good.
I don't think my car smells bad.
My car smells bad.
My new car doesn't use it.
My car smells like old cake because I transport so many like cakes in it.
My car smells new.
Oh.
Lucky you.
So we're playing the game of bad people.
And one of the questions is most likely to start a scam business.
And we go three, two, one.
Ludd says Berlizey because they have drama.
I say banks because Banks promised me a phase chain and never sent it to me.
Okay.
And then, but my, my lovely, lovely editor, if you search Faye or if you search Banks' streamer, the second picture that comes up is a CS streamer that I don't know, but she accidentally put his picture instead of Banks' picture.
Like she put other Banks' picture instead of that Banks' picture.
So that Banks, CS Banks, is upset.
And I don't blame him.
I don't know him.
He's like, what the heck?
So he like tags me on Twitter.
It's like four in the morning because he's in Europe or something.
I don't see it until much later.
And he's like, yo, cutie, what the fuck?
I don't even know you.
Why are you saying I'm a scammer?
And I was like, I don't know.
I wake up to this and I'm like, um, oops.
I didn't know.
Like, clearly it's a mistake.
It's so easily like you can, I literally say, because I don't, like, I say banks, and then I say, because I don't have my phase chain, like, within seconds.
And they still don't know that you were not talking about that?
Well, it had their picture, so he's mad.
So whatever.
I get it.
He's mad.
Yeah.
So it popped up with his picture and said Banks is the editor.
Yeah.
And you disrespected Brother Banks.
Well, then, so then I was like, I see it.
And I'm like, oh my God.
So I just delete the video because I don't care that much.
Twitchcon Scammer Mistake00:07:28
Right.
Like, it's fine.
I don't need the video.
Like, and it would take too long to edit it and get it back up.
I just wanted to resolve his problem.
So I was like, so sorry.
I don't watch my videos before they go up.
Big of a drop.
He was really mad.
Oh, he was really.
Yeah, he's really mad.
Okay.
And whatever.
I feel bad.
I didn't mean to, like, clearly.
Of course not.
I don't watch my videos.
I don't think my manager, my YouTube manager clearly didn't catch it.
My YouTube editor clearly Googled Banks streamer and his picture came up and they should have checked, but you know, they were editing and they over, it's an oversight.
It's a simple oversight.
But then poor, because it blows up, Banks sees it.
My brother Banks sees it and he DMs me because after I said, this is my boyfriend getting me into drama.
After I said, Banks, because he hasn't sent me my phase chain, Ludwig goes, oh, because the scam, the kid coin.
And I go, no, I don't like, no, I've been, I've forgiven them for that because they use that money to buy my chain, you know?
I know nothing.
I don't even know what scam the kid coin is, right?
And poor Banks sees that, messages me, and he's like, hey, just so you know, I'm not a scammer.
I helped Coffeezilla with the video blow up, like all this stuff.
And I have to reply to Brother Banks and be like, oh, that was Ludwig that brought up the coin.
I just wanted my chain.
So I'm never getting my chain.
Yeah.
That must be the reason why he texted me and was like, yo, you want a new phase chain?
That's probably that probably aligned at the same.
Anyway, who's the real phase member?
No!
Chill!
Chill, you're gonna hurt it!
You're gonna hurt the pillow!
She's biting me!
She's biting my hand!
You hit the camera!
I tried so hard not to hit the camera, too.
Is it no, Kaya?
I think it's honestly kind of still good, isn't it?
Kaya, don't even think about it.
Go get it!
Don't even think about it.
She thinks it's a plushie toy.
No.
Kaya.
Marshall, you get it from Kaya.
Come here.
Come here, little fatty.
Kaya is pseudo-pregnant again and she's lactating.
God, get her face.
Are you gonna fix her yet?
Yeah, yes.
As soon as you're like the anti-vaxxer version of Doggo, no, as soon as the pseudo-pregnancy is over, I'm gonna get her fucking spayed.
Finally, you're anti-spayer.
You think no, I'm not.
Literally, I'm following instead of following autism.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, if I'm instead of following randomism, make her gay.
Yeah, instead of following the whims of random chatters in my community, I actually asked my vet, is a she's like the breeds that she is, you're mixed, but like the breeds that she is has a high likelihood of getting hip dysplasia.
Larger dogs in general, vets will tell you not to spay until if you can, until like they fully develop.
When she developed, yeah, and now she's like two years old.
It's her second cycle.
Thank God.
I don't want her fucking getting a period ever again.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I was yucky.
Misogynist.
I'm being a misogynist.
I'm a misogynist.
I think periods are yuck.
It was a like genuinely traumatic moment getting fish snipped, getting him neutered.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
My cats came neutered.
Male to male.
Like, it was hard.
It was hard to do.
You neuter cats like immediately out the womb.
Yeah.
They're probably fucking.
They probably piss so much if they don't.
Yeah, they do.
I bet.
They be like crazy.
They mark their territory like crazy.
Yeah, but they're piss moms.
You are supposed to wait a little bit.
Oh, really?
I mean, I didn't know.
I got it from the Humane Society.
Yeah, then the human.
And then you're fine.
Yeah, no, they adopted them.
Shelters.
If you don't adopt from a family that can't take care of the dog or whatever, because like fish, I just, someone left on the side of a fucking tire shop.
And Kaya was with a family that was like, this dog's going to be too big.
But if you don't get it like that, if you don't find a dog basically and adopt him like that, usually most shelters will neuter immediately.
Yeah.
Yeah, they'll neuter.
Children are good about that.
Yeah.
Because they don't want more dogs, more dogs.
What was in that?
It was coffee she's been drinking.
Pumpkin spice coffee, but it looks chunky.
Yeah, it looks chunky.
I don't know where Lud got it.
Yeah.
Lud got it for me this morning.
Wait, you've been fucking nursing that since this morning?
I've been too busy to drink it.
Gross.
That's crazy.
I just finished it.
Judy, it's 9 p.m. at night.
What time did you get?
Sorry, am I still working or am I done with my chef?
What the fuck?
I'm pretty sure I'm still working.
She wants PTO.
That's crazy.
I do.
I'm earning my PTO.
That's crazy.
Every four episodes, I get one off.
It's a punch card.
You're crazy.
What?
What?
What time did you get up?
What, gay boy?
What time did you get up?
I woke up at.
This is crazy.
I woke up at 9:30 this morning to make my Pilates teacher a fresh loaf of bread.
Good for you.
Yep.
That's so sweet.
And then I took her the love press and then I took a little bit of a business.
So you're working so hard and you're making people.
Yeah, why are you underwater?
What's going on?
Guys, because I'm busy.
Because I'm working on a music video tomorrow.
Oh, okay.
And I'm working on songs for music, which is fun, but not really my job, more of a hobby.
But it's a very expensive and takes up a lot of time hobby.
But it's a passion.
It's a passion project.
But then I have to do my actual job, which is two podcasts a week that are kind of long.
Well, one this week because you put all your energy into it.
And then I wait until the end of the month to do all my sponsors.
Joke's on me.
We've got TwitchCon next week.
TwitchCon, I have multiple live shows.
And like.
Tell us about them.
Oh, God.
Because I'm ready to promote mine, so you promote yours.
We're at an hour, so I'll talk about these things on the Patreon where we get real.
And we're going to look at old videos.
Thank you for watching.
Name your price.
I'm doing it at TwitchCon with Will.
I'm doing Debate Lords at TwitchCon with Will.
And Cutie.
I'm Austin.
And Austin.
The Table at TwitchCon.
Yay.
The Table.
Debate Lords.
Name Your Price.
They're not happening at the same time.
You can go to all of them.
Woo!
Yeah.
See you on the other side of patreon.com slash fear and peace.
Peace.
You hate women more than anybody in this room.
That's crazy.
Because it kind of seems like I love them more than both of them.
You can watch her performance.
I'm the only one in this room.
I saw it.
I'm the only one in this room who consistently has sex with them.