QTCinderella, Will Neff, and Marsh dissect the "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" scandal, critiquing participants like Taylor and Nara Smith for hypocrisy regarding temple garments and swinging within the Chapel Roan group. They analyze the tension between authentic faith and performative religion, noting arrests for domestic violence rather than doctrinal breaches. Ultimately, the hosts question whether modern Mormons are closeted believers or merely using sacred traditions as a costume for fame and mockery. [Automatically generated summary]
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Weird Cam and Frenulum Talk00:05:38
This is so good.
I've been testing your patience today.
Oh, yeah.
No, it's all fine.
Say I'm girly.
Everything's fine.
You're not.
Say I'm girly pop nation.
You're not.
Am I girl?
Oh, God, we gotta cut.
You have to make that weird.
Welcome back to the Fear Am podcast with our three hosts, one who is in a perpetual state of self-suck.
Will Neff, unfortunately, at Camp Canute.
Maybe dead.
We don't know.
I think he just doesn't like us.
Doesn't like us.
I don't think he's like Cam Canute no more.
Where is he?
Family time?
He's just taking good.
Good.
You know, I'm happy for him.
I'm proud of him.
He's in Texas.
Marsh says he's in Texas.
I'm proud of him and I'm happy for him.
He took family time in between.
It's okay.
You know why I have to say that?
It's because I took time off a lot of it.
Yeah, I ain't taking no time off, dude.
No days off.
It's in your house.
I would like to take time off.
Everybody always says that, but it's like.
I would like to take some more.
All right, that's that's cute, Keith.
You're not allowed.
Yeah, you're not allowed.
Wait, how much PTO?
What's going on?
How much PTO have I?
I do look hot.
Okay, you do.
Wait, hold on.
What's happening?
Whoa, First of all, I think I look pretty good today, too.
You look all right.
Thank you.
Number two.
You look fine.
And second to that, cutie, there have been a lot of comments talking about how sexy you are.
No, there haven't.
There have been, trust me.
On my TikToks, you're like, wow, cutie.
I want to fuck cutie.
Why are you trying?
What is going on?
Why am I not?
They're all women, too.
I want you guys to know I didn't shower today.
What?
Wait, why do you smell good?
Because I always smell good.
No, you don't.
Okay, fair.
I've never, honestly, you've never smelled bad to me.
I've been so busy.
This is from, this is my hair from yesterday.
I'm not wearing any makeup, so it's really nice.
I brought my makeup, put it on.
I don't know.
I'm going to do it now.
Now I got the compliments.
Yeah, now I don't need to.
Fuck it.
You're a feminine omen.
I'm a feminine ominous.
I saw the fan cam.
I know.
That was the nicest fan cam I've ever seen in my life.
I saw that and I was like, wow.
That's so cool.
Did I make you straight?
I was like, damn.
No, I wanted you to be like my sister.
Like, hey.
You know what I thought when I saw it?
I thought, wow, what a wonderful fan cam for a wonderful friend because I'm not a fucking psycho.
No, no, but like, do you mean, I'm sorry.
Was that weird that I wanted to relate?
That's weird saying because I'm normally mean when I see his fan cams.
Oh.
And so, but I have been nice.
I since last week when I said I'd be nice, I haven't said one mean thing publicly.
I have not seen you.
Well, there's your answer.
Okay.
I haven't said anything mean publicly.
This is still in the protective barrier of being nice then.
So you have to be nice to me all day.
I'm all episode.
Because this started on Sunday.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I have until Sunday.
I've been nice.
Play as many of your fan cans as you want.
I won't even make a face.
What did you get in?
What do you get in return for that?
Nothing.
I was just too mean.
And he was feeling sad, I guess.
Which is understandable.
He has emotions.
Yeah.
I'm a human.
He's a human after all.
He needed supportive friends.
Do you guys, I have to complain about something really quick.
You know that bump on the top of your mouth?
In between your teeth?
I bit on something weird yesterday and it hurts so bad.
It's been driving me crazy all day and I just needed to share that.
Are you going to be okay?
No, I think I need to use my PTO.
I've been talking about it.
Do you feel like any hypochondria surrounding it?
No.
Okay.
No, it's just swollen and like weird.
What is the name of that?
And why does your uvula sound like a vulva?
Your frenulum?
Ah?
I think.
Frenulum, the frenulum of my feminine nominum is being irritated, frenulum, right?
Yeah, is it oh fuck, I was so close.
Y'all didn't even think I was penis frenulum.
There's so many frenulums.
Oh, sorry.
Okay, frenulums.
It's also called a frenulum.
That is crazy.
Wait, why is there a straight line on like all the frenulums on your body?
It's the top of your mouth, it's the bottom of your tongue.
It's under the tip of your penis.
What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
Think about it.
I'm being nice.
It's one straight line.
Penis.
I just didn't like that.
It sounded like a slur coming out of your mouth.
I don't know why.
You can't talk about penises.
I'm sorry.
This isn't being mean.
This is being constructive.
You can't, you've lost penis talking privilege.
Wait, why?
Because it was uncomfortable for both.
Yeah, I don't know why.
I was talking about it.
You have to call it a wang for now on.
No, you need that.
Penis is not the medical term for penis.
For him.
Oh, what would it be?
Go to the doctor.
He says, whip out your cock.
Yeah, the cocculus.
And let me see your cock.
I'm going to suck it.
Don't fight.
Why did you do that?
That was better.
What the fuck?
That's way more inappropriate.
I don't have the penis pass.
No.
Penis is just weird.
Don't say that word.
Penile region.
I think peas are weird out of your mouth.
I think I'm going to keep saying whatever I want to say.
Okay, what's the point in bullying then?
Yeah.
Okay.
Penis Pass and Family Messages00:04:28
Would you get off your phone?
It's family.
I am getting family messages right now.
So, yeah.
Austin showed up.
Uh-huh.
Typical.
Okay.
And this motherfucker is way too comfy.
Okay.
Okay.
This dude walks into the house.
Yep.
And I'm like, oh, why are you so early?
And he got mad at me.
Yeah.
He's like, what do you mean?
What do you think?
I got a private jet.
I was like, no, but you didn't even text me that you were showing up.
Because I assumed that you thought I would be coming, right?
I know, but I didn't know when.
I know, but I mean, that's crazy that you just like got mad at me for being like, oh, you're in my house.
What's happening?
Well, I mean, I flew in.
I had to get a flight.
And I was like, I got upset because I was like.
There's Dane tonight.
Yeah.
Okay.
See, I didn't know.
It is okay, but you should probably tell me sometimes.
Because what if the bed's dirty?
I checked.
It is, I think, by the way.
But, which is totally okay.
He'll sleep in it.
I'll sleep in it.
It's his best.
It's going to be okay.
It wasn't my fault.
I should have told you to clean it, but it's fine.
It's going to be okay.
I'm sorry.
We don't have turned down service.
No, no, no.
It's fine.
You should get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I honestly, I think that would not be.
You wouldn't even notice that.
You wouldn't notice it.
Like, if you, if you had turn down service, and honestly, like a little better lighting in the bathroom would be a little bit also for the first time in my life.
I came in your house and I can see the top of your dining table.
Yeah.
Compliment.
That's compliment.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's because we had an engagement party for my brother.
Oh, that's so good.
So, like, my mom and dad basically took everything in this house and put it in this room, actually, which was making me go crazy.
But luckily, they took it all out.
That's funny that they kept the anime pillow out, though.
Yeah.
Well, that's, you know, you can't touch that.
I came in and I checked with your mother if the room was clear, and they cleared it for me.
They said, nobody's staying here.
You checked with hospitality.
I did.
I said, I said, I asked your mother, I said, is there anybody?
Is the room available?
Is there somebody staying here?
And they said, no, it's ready for you.
Hell yeah.
It's ready for you, Mr. Show.
And then your dad made me a sandwich in his room.
Dude, his dad said, Austin, would you want a sandwich?
And then I was like, no, I'm full.
And then his mom was like, but he makes a really good sandwich.
And I was like, I'll take half a sandwich.
Hell yeah.
Then he made me half a sandwich and he poured me a glass of cold water in a glass.
Romantic.
Yeah.
My dad's trying to fuck you, dude.
Yeah, I think he's a good one.
My guy's trying to get gay as fuck without.
I mean, hey, just finally he can be comfortable around somebody.
I have Mormon drama.
He doesn't give a shit.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Oh, I'm ready for the drama.
Also, before I have to complain one more time.
I also have a complaint.
Why is it so hot?
Yeah.
Outside.
Oh, outside, you mean?
I was about to say, it's fucking cold in here.
No, it's like miserable.
Retweet.
Okay, first of all.
Retweet.
It's too fucking hot.
I'm ready for fall.
We have a heat advisory warning until Saturday.
Today reached 109 degrees.
I'm done with it.
You're running for president.
Do something about global warming.
Yeah, global warming.
She's out of fucking damage.
You don't talk about it enough.
I am.
All you talk about is stupid stuff.
Yeah.
Like, I am no longer running for president.
I don't even know what he talks about.
I unfortunately do, which is why I can't say what he talks about.
He talks about some very serious, heart-wrenching.
Yeah, like Jason called me the other day to show off his hair.
Yeah, I saw that.
And I was in the midst of like covering a school shooting.
Yeah.
And he's like, yo, I'm covering a school shooting.
And what did Jason say?
Do you like my hair?
Damn.
Do you like my hair?
That's what he said.
He's like, yo, but real quick.
Yeah.
But you're right, cutie.
It is too goddamn hot and it's making me angry.
Yeah, I was grumpy today.
Yeah.
Are you getting sunburned?
It made me a little angry too because I was balling this morning as I usually do.
At eight o'clock in the morning.
Yeah, and normally at eight o'clock is supposed to be a little bit more reasonable, the temperature.
It was not reasonable.
It was like 95 degrees by nine.
I pulled up at 7 p.m.
It's 92 degrees outside.
It's ridiculous.
Yeah.
No, I was getting angry on the plane because like I was on the plane.
It was like we were at the gate and it was so hot that I was like sweating in the seat.
It's going to cause planes to crash.
I'm calling it.
Okay.
Well, I didn't take.
It does take longer to take off in heat because the performance, you need, it's performance related.
Yeah.
The engines are going to get too hot.
Hot Salt Bay Chef Chaos00:02:57
It's going to be a little bit more.
Okay, well, I have a gift for both of you guys.
Really?
Yes.
Present.
Oh, I have a gift for you guys, too.
Oh, my God.
Is it Turkish delicacy?
Oh, my God.
My macros are so good.
Baklava.
Oh, wait.
That's Lebanese.
Oh, wait.
I love baklava.
Wait, who made it?
Is it sweet?
It's from a, well, you probably shouldn't try to rip it apart with your hands.
Just bite into it.
What are you doing?
Bite into it.
That's what you're supposed to do.
My tone.
Sorry, Lebanon.
Cutie accidentally ate it the correct way by flipping it over, by the way.
I didn't accidentally.
Did I teach you that?
No.
I didn't know that.
He's a chef.
Why?
You think you taught me because I'm white?
Yes.
Oh.
He doesn't like white people.
I know.
This is so good.
Who made it?
It's a Turkish restaurant.
Did you make it?
That we ordered from.
Yeah, why were you so excited you didn't make it?
Well, because it's Turkish.
I love it.
It makes me excited when people enjoy Turkish delicacy.
You know, this is going to give me shit, but we went to New York and saw Tarek and we went to the Salt Bay's restaurant.
Oh, God, it sucks.
Except for their baklava.
It's so good.
Really?
Yeah.
They probably get it from like a distributor that like makes.
They probably don't make it in-house.
I'd be shocked if they did.
So that guy, Salt Bay, here's some fun facts about Salt Bay.
So he originally is like a super well-trained chef.
And he used to have this restaurant called Nusret in Turkey, which was, which I guess is still the same name.
But this restaurant was actually a super like high-class, fine-dining institution.
He was originally the apprentice of like the chef that literally brought the technology of dry-aged steak, which Americans take for granted without even thinking about it, to Turkey.
Like is so he went to Argentina, he went to Brazil, he learned all these different cuts.
I think he might have even went to Japan.
And he was like this popping-ass chef.
And then the salt bay shit happened.
And then he just kind of like became this meme and he really memeified himself and gained an unimaginable amount of prominence.
Not only that, but also it spawned off like all these other Turkish chefs as well who have their own thing like CZN Brock, Jesne Brock, and many others that also have their own massive franchises.
They like really pop off in the Gulf states.
They have like so many restaurants and stuff.
But the quality drop-off has been insane.
Yeah.
This guy went from like an actual decent chef, like a real legit steak chef to a guy who is just a fucking meme and puts gold crusties on your burger or whatever the fuck he does.
And it's disgusting.
Yeah.
Pisses me off.
I've never been there.
Too much salt.
It's not that much salt.
Notice that.
No.
I thought maybe Salt Bay would have maybe a little high sodium.
No.
Really?
No, it's just a meme because he does that.
Halloween Ticket Disney Event00:04:29
That's I was like, too much.
Oh, so it's a good movie.
What's that?
Fear and is going to Oogie Boogie Bash.
Wait, when you're not invited.
I'm not invited.
Yeah, we didn't even get you a ticket.
You missed last time.
Fair.
You know what?
That's okay.
No, we didn't even get you a ticket specifically because we knew that you would not have time.
No, I totally had time.
No, I have tickets.
I'll give it the state.
Wait, I have to make sure I can.
No, we'll see.
We'll see if you can come because I can't move the dates.
Oogie boogie bash is only certain days.
No, I would never ask you to move the dates for anything.
What's going on in the end of October for you, sir?
What day?
Find out.
How many goddamn tickets you got on there?
A lot.
Oh my God.
Guys, she has scrolled like 20 times to get to this fucking ticket.
It's in October.
October 27th.
Oh, yeah, I'll be here.
Yeah, 100%.
What were you going to do, October?
I am taking my uncle to a football game for his 70th birthday at the end of the first part of November.
Sure.
TTO not approved.
Yeah.
Yeah, rejected.
I got work.
You guys like coordinated that.
That was cool.
What?
The Oogie Boogie.
You didn't get a ticket or you just went with it.
We always love it.
That was yes.
And that was a very good improvement.
We like.
Okay, let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
But you guys tried to cover it.
Radio.
I'm ready.
This is a 10.
This is good.
I'll give it a 9.5.
I'll be honest.
We could have used a little more pistachios.
Seven and a half.
Why?
I am not craving it at this moment.
Oh, my God.
Right?
Sometimes you got to be in the mood for it.
I hope this gets made into a TikTok and the Turkish chatters eat your ass alive.
Okay, fine.
We'll find somebody that can translate into Turkish subtitles.
Look, I've got a grievance.
Okay.
All over the place.
Oh, do we want to?
I'm just not happy that you guys weren't more excited about Oogie Bash.
Oh, sorry.
Do you know how hard tickets are to get?
I got fucking five of them.
I don't know.
Oh my God.
Cutie, I'm sorry.
And we wear Halloween costumes.
You get to go to Carslayo.
I don't know what the fuck has gotten into me.
I'm so excited.
Don't know anything about Oogie Boogie Bash.
Oogie Boogie Bash.
It's a big deal.
It's a Disney's Halloween celebration.
Okay.
And you should be thankful.
Okay, question for you.
Is this still going to be like last time where half of the shit's closed?
Well, we go to California Adventure, so we go to the other park and we get like walk onto every ride.
Like every ride.
We just walk on it.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Okay.
What should my costume be?
Well, we have to dress.
She is going to pick it.
Okay.
Let's be real.
And I'm going to pick it.
Can we be hot?
Well, no, I was thinking it's a Disney event.
Okay.
Sorry.
I was thinking it'd be fun if we were like from Winnie the Pooh.
Okay.
And like Will's obviously Tigger.
I'll be Eeyore.
I don't think you're Eeyore.
I think you're Piglet.
Oh.
Okay.
Wait, who's Eeyore?
Yeah, I think I'm probably Eeyore.
Okay.
All right.
And I think, I think he, I think he's Pooh.
I can't be disrespecting my dear leader, Xi Jinping like that.
Piglet's the anxiety one.
Okay.
Well, you well, I think it's more depressed than you.
Yeah, that's true.
And then I think Marsh can be Owl or Kanga.
Okay.
Or we can be something else.
But that's just an idea.
But it has to be Disney.
Bo Peep.
Oh, we could be Toy Story.
We could be Toy Story.
We could be the sheep.
We could be...
You guys will have to give us ideas in the comments.
We could be Hercules.
It could be Pain and Panic and Hercules and Meg and Hades.
That could be cool.
Toy Story is fun.
We could do Cinderella.
You guys can be the ugly stepsister.
The only reason why Austin wants to do Toy Story is because he has the Woody costume and he didn't refund it so he can get second use out of it.
That's why he wants to do Toy Story.
How'd you fucking know?
You penny-pinching ass motherfucker.
I know he had a Woody costume.
Yeah.
I do have that still.
Let me think.
But we're so excited.
Yeah, it's going to be great.
We could do Nightmare Before Christmas.
Okay.
I don't know them well enough.
Look, I'll do whatever.
Tell us in the comments what we should be able to do.
I've never fully watched Nightmare Before Christmas.
I don't really like it.
I think I was at like the Rumies house a long ass time ago, like way back in the day for an event.
And they were, I think it was around Halloween and they wanted to watch it.
And that was the first time I ever, or was it Halloween or Christmas?
Can't remember.
Probably Halloween.
I think you were there too.
Most likely, but.
On places.
They put it on and I watched a little bit of it and I've never fully seen it.
It's kind of a weird.
Uber Supercharger Toy Story Cost00:02:51
I don't really like it.
But it has a cult following.
Yeah.
We'll come up with something and it'll be cool and it'll be awesome.
It's going to be great and it's going to be streamed on Kitty Cinderella's channel.
It doesn't have to be on my channel.
Okay, I'll do it.
Not on your channel for goddamn sure.
Okay, well, I mean, I was just suggesting.
You stream once a year.
Maybe by October, I'll be streaming weekly.
Yeah, we'll see.
Yeah, we'll see.
Who knows?
You never know.
One of these days.
Where is this supposed to be at?
One of these days.
It's like 4 p.m.
Oh, it's like the gay night.
Yeah, it's like gay night.
Okay.
But it's at the other park.
Okay, you're grievance.
I'm ready.
Sorry.
I need your guys' opinion on this.
It's not an airport story.
Huge.
It's a car story.
Okay.
I got picked up.
It's still in your category.
Like, if we're playing Jeopardy and we're like the Austin show category, I want you to know it's still in there.
Right in there.
Austin Show bingo, you're drinking.
Yeah.
I got an Uber at the airport and I get picked up by a guy.
You still brought up an airport.
Fuck.
I got an Uber at a place at which you arrive on a plane.
Okay.
I got an Uber.
Okay.
The guy comes and picks me up.
I'm like getting my bags in the car.
As I'm getting my bags in the car, it's a Tesla.
I fucking hate Tesla.
I hate Tesla.
First of all, I hate Elon Musk.
And I fucking hate electric cars because they take forever to charge.
Right.
Okay.
Electric cars are fine.
Electric cars.
Okay, they're fine.
I'm just being a bitch.
But he says, hey, I hope you don't mind.
I have to charge the car.
That's crazy.
Yeah, and I'm at the curb and I already got my bags in the car.
And I'm like, I was thinking, okay, he's done this before.
He like maybe is going to find a supercharger right outside LAX.
What do you mean I have to charge the car?
If you're an EV, that means he has to sit there with you for at least at minimum like 35 minutes.
No, he said five minutes because he found a supercharger.
So I'm looking at this map and he's like navigating through LA to find a supercharger.
I did the math and he thinks that I'm just like a tourist because I've never been here before, but I know the city.
He navigates me 20 minutes out of the way to a supercharger that we sit at for five to ten minutes while he gets out and smokes a cigarette.
How much did he charge?
I have to look at the Uber.
It was quoted at $70.
Let's see what the actual price was.
No, I meant like how much did the battery get charged in five minutes?
Like it got like 50 miles.
Oh, just 50 miles?
That's it.
It got like 50 miles.
Also, he was driving crazy, super stressed because his battery was so it was at 0% when we got to the supercharger.
Like he barely made it.
So anyway, I was very upset.
I don't know if I'm, do you think I made the mistake by getting in the car to begin with?
Should I have said no?
I'm going to cancel.
But like, it's such a powerful position to be put in.
Air Conditioning Battery Gripe00:10:37
I would never say that, but I also would never say that out loud.
Like, I would think I would say that, but I, like, that's what I would tell a friend to do, but I would never do it.
Yeah, and I kind of was like, hey, bro, just lie.
What do you mean?
You've got to be like, nah, my mother is dying at the hospital.
So I'm sorry.
I have to literally get another car.
That's crazy.
I hate to do that.
You would have hated this guy.
How quickly did I drop that?
See, is that, is that your, would you have said that?
You would have just looked at me like, I'd be like, no, I would have eaten it probably.
But I never you would have complained in the car, though.
No, no, I would not have.
I kind of started to complain.
The guy said, it'll only be five minutes.
And he like shut me up.
And I was like, oh, no, I don't know what he was.
I don't know what he was.
Whatever he was, I'm not allowed to just like, I don't know.
Just doesn't look are you nervous?
No, yeah, why are you getting a little sweaty?
Yes, his race.
You thought, wait, was he Armenian?
Hold on.
Well, let's go back to that.
I was doing a joke.
I was being Turkish.
Okay.
Oh, so it's okay when you're Turkish.
Yeah, I was being raised.
Okay.
All right, fair.
All right.
So, okay.
Yeah.
Record shows.
Anyway, I made it here in double the time.
Yeah, you did.
You didn't even have anywhere to be on time, dog.
Why were you stressing?
It's not like you were an hour and the guy was crazy driving.
When you know QT is going to be at least minimum 15 late.
And I was.
And she texted in the chat.
She's like, I'm going to be late.
I have no excuse other than it's hot.
Yeah, it is hot.
That's crazy.
That's true.
Just like really hot.
It's really hot.
It takes a long time.
Is your air conditioning working in your car?
Well, yeah, in my car.
But you should know my office doesn't have air conditioning.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, it's on like the second floor.
Shut the fuck up.
And so all the heat is just like, and I'm just like, why doesn't your office have air conditioning?
I don't know.
What's wrong with you?
She just doesn't have one.
What are you doing?
What do you want me to do?
You need to get air conditioning.
Put a vent in there.
Yes, you need to go to Costco.
Get one of those like standing air conditioners and just stand on it.
It'll be loud.
You can't stream with that.
Yes, you can.
Wait, is that where the table's at?
Yeah.
No, the table?
Like my show?
Yeah.
No, no, that's at a studio.
Oh, and it's air conditioning.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, but you're just like where that's where I shot my, I think.
Yeah, your thing.
Your desktop stream is just like.
Yeah.
So sometimes my computer will just like shut down because it's too hot.
Oh my god.
I should get air conditioner, but it's that's insane that you don't.
Yeah.
Wait, you stream out of a straight-up studio.
I didn't even realize.
No, not my desktop.
The table, yeah.
Oh, he's talking about my shows.
The shows I do, I do them in a studio.
But my desktop's in that office that has no air conditioner.
Oh, you need air conditioning in there.
Yeah, we're okay.
This is an intervention.
It's not good for your head.
You don't have central air?
We do, but there's no vent in that room for some reason.
Is it an age thing?
Did Ludwig put you there to punish you?
I don't think so.
Does he hate it?
But I will say when Connor, I bet his ass has air conditioning in his streaming room.
And Connor's Connor's stream setup has air conditioning.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Connor has a permanent setup?
Yeah.
And his permanent setup has air conditioning, but your ass doesn't have air conditioning.
Because I wanted a little room, and Connor's just in a corner somewhere in a room that has air conditioning.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
How do you feel about that?
I feel fine.
I feel a little bit more.
Does Connor have a permanent streaming room?
Just being house.
It's not.
I just call it Connor's.
It's like just our extra setup for when people are in town.
So the extra setup when people are in town has air conditioning.
Yeah.
And yours does not.
No.
I have beef with your boyfriend.
Why?
You always have beef with him.
Yeah, what do you do this time?
No, he's the same as you.
He doesn't reply ever.
Like, I literally texted him and I was like, I hope you're good.
Keep after he like had his bike accident.
And I hit him up and I was like, I hope you're all right, King.
No response.
Not only that, but also he's supposed to be fucking hitting me back for the debate lords.
He's locked in.
Oh, he never told me that.
Oh, he told the people.
I heard about that.
Yeah.
I heard from my partner manager he was locked in.
Yeah, I heard from.
They were telling me about it.
Yeah.
This motherfucker hasn't told me.
He's told everybody else what is going on.
He's locked in.
Yeah.
Okay, that's good.
And then he's coming to whine about it live afterwards.
That's nice.
You guys can come.
I was going to say, are we invited?
You can come.
I don't think you'll like it.
I'm not.
I'm excited.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not going to be there because I hate Maya.
Like, it's not even.
Whoa.
Okay.
No, go crazy.
Why?
She doesn't know what it's going to be.
He loves global warming.
Yeah.
And Maya's combating it.
I hate animals and I hate Maya for that reason.
Because she likes animals.
We have a thing that we're supposed to be doing about fundraising.
She doesn't even know we're going to fight physically.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Damn.
Don't tell her.
I won't.
You're going to beat Maya's ass at TwitchCon.
Nah, she won't.
She never watches Fear Ann.
That's true.
Too misogynistic.
That's true.
Only because of you.
That's true.
I talk a lot of shit.
You know my favorite thing to say?
This is so funny.
I think it's funny, but maybe people don't.
People will come up to me sometimes and they'll be like, I love Fear Ann.
And I go, why?
Oh, my God.
I think it's so funny every time.
Okay.
I go, why?
People take it seriously.
Yeah.
Come up to you and like, they'll be like, I don't know.
Like, I get a fan that'll come up and they'll be like, oh, can I get a picture with you?
I'm such a big fan of Hassan.
I've never had that in my life.
I'm so sorry.
It happens all the time.
And I know it's happening because somebody will come up to me and they're like vaguely queer looking.
And I'm like, oh my God, this is a Hasanabe head.
What?
If they have more than one piercing, it's a Hasanabi head.
100%.
Okay, okay.
I have another gripe with Cutie.
Okay.
I don't think so.
This is directly offended by that.
This is no, I'm not.
Yeah, he loves piercing.
This is directly related to both whine about it, yuck, and also and also cutie's genuine hatred for the podcast that she is a co-owner of Fear Ann.
I'm not a co-owner.
We're actually on paper.
We've never signed it.
Yeah.
We're not literally on it.
You could pull the rug.
Oh, pull the you could pull the paperwork and like we're not on the papers.
Yeah.
We get paid every month.
Yeah.
You guys have literally taken out.
You guys have taken out more money from the Fear Ann podcast revenue fund than I've never touched it.
You have, you just don't know.
No, I haven't.
You haven't touched it.
Yeah, Marsh has all of his in his banking.
Well, Marsh, if I can start sending it this way, he doesn't want it.
He wouldn't even know.
He's saving it up for college tuition.
Yeah, I'm going to take it.
He won't even notice it's gone.
Take a couple months.
Let's go to Connor.
Here's the thing.
We haven't gotten to my gripe yet.
Okay, right at you.
You unveiled a collaborative effort with another male-dominated podcast.
It's called the book reading club.
Has you don't know how to read?
Oh, yard!
We don't, you don't know how to read.
I've literally read more books than all of you could.
Manga doesn't count.
We all don't talk about manga.
What the fuck?
I'll be honest, Hassan.
I don't want to be in a fucking book club.
What do you think?
You can be in the book club, Hassan.
Oh, yeah.
I really want to be in a branded partnership with a yard.
It's not branded.
I want to, I really wanted to be in the yard book club.
It's the one.
It's on your club.
You are a part of this podcast.
You didn't even think to suggest like maybe we should do a collaborative book club.
Number one.
I don't want to read.
Don't point to him.
Okay.
I mean, if you want me to, I will do whatever it takes, but to be a good participant member of this podcast, but I don't want to read.
I would like the yard isn't.
Okay, this is what you want to hear the thing.
Wow, you're floundering.
I'm not floundering.
Okay.
So Maya and I, so the wine about a Patreon is stagnant.
And so we were brainstorming what to make it more interesting.
And we're like, let's do a book club.
Oh, Ludwig's want to do a book club.
And then Slimes want to do a book club with Ludwig.
What if we just all do it together?
Yeah, that's fine.
So we said to the yard, you want to do a co-op.
We do one month on our Patreon, one month on your Patreon.
And they said, no, keep the slop, put it all on your Patreon.
So they're not benefiting anything from our slop.
Our Patreon's also floundering.
So I understand why she chose.
Our Patreon is not floundering.
I'm just kidding.
We're doing fantastic.
We're going to do more things for him.
I don't think we will.
What do we have for tier twos?
The advice show that I try to film at the end of everything, but it's just not sometimes people.
Oh, okay.
That's cool.
I try to do it right after the show, but nobody wants to do it with me.
Oh, oh, it's our fault.
Your advice show is not.
Marsh, you want to film it after this?
Marsh doesn't want to.
He just wants to film with me.
I can't believe you just used Marshall.
If Austin brings back his advice show for three episodes in a row, I will bring back TikTok time with Cutie.
Hey, do it.
But I'm not on your advice show.
Your advice shows alone.
Yeah, it's fine.
Okay.
I'll do it alone.
Okay.
I'll do it alone.
Can I do it remotely?
Yeah.
This is why socialism doesn't work.
It just produces lazy employees chat.
We are not lazy employees.
We just came up with an agreement.
What's on your tier two?
What are you going to do?
It's called Army Time.
It's called me carrying the pod.
Oh, yes.
He doesn't take PTO.
No, he doesn't take PTO.
He took one episode of Twitter.
I didn't even want to be taking that episode.
You're in your fucking house.
Yeah, if anything, he doesn't charge us for this room.
So that's kind of nice.
After this podcast, he could charge us.
Yeah.
You are going to go to bed after this.
Don't give him my turn.
In your house.
I'm so confused.
Like, yes, I took, I carved out an entire fucking room in my own house so that we could film this podcast in a reasonable location.
That's not like where.
I like that his gripe about me turned into us being mad at him.
No, I don't like that.
You can be in the book club.
I don't want to be in the book club.
I want to be the book club.
Okay.
He just wants the fame.
Don't.
There's no fame.
You can be the book wake.
I gotta have another book club.
I'm just saying it's hurtful that you chose to collaborate with the yard and not with your okay.
We can do movie club with beer and that would be watch a movie once a month.
Wait, Will, Will would be Will would love that.
I would like that too.
We could watch a movie together.
We get on beanbags.
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Huh?
Movie club.
And like we record ourselves watching a movie.
Yeah.
For a Patreon.
Yeah.
Wait, that would be so fun.
You gave him a seven out of five.
What?
Who gave us a seven out of five?
He wasn't a bad one.
I mean, 7.5 out of 10.
Yeah.
Sorry, I've streamed all that in my brain.
It's a nice rating, I think.
Marsh, will you pull up the secret lives of Mormon wife's trailer on Hulu?
Or, like, that's what you have to type in.
Secret Secret Lives of Mormon wives trailer.
It's on Hulu.
But, like, but you can find it on YouTube.
Yeah.
This is what I needed to talk about.
Is this show?
And it has me kicking my feet, giggling.
I love.
Okay.
So, first of all, I believe that might be the Logan Temple.
Will you search the Logan Temple for me?
Just so we know.
Just so I know as a Mormon, if I got it right.
Have you ever been?
No, I got it wrong.
Going to hell again.
What temple is that?
Yeah, you ain't getting your planet.
Look up the, give me, give me a Mount Timpanogus temple.
Let me see.
Timpanogus.
Timp.
I'm dyslexic.
Yeah.
So is Marsh.
Dang it.
Dang, you're real.
Damn.
Double.
Okay, okay.
Third try, third try.
Give me the South Jordan temple.
Okay, you literally said all the temples.
No, I didn't.
There's so many.
Wait.
Damn it.
Fuck, fuck.
That's kind of close.
Whatever.
Whatever.
I got it wrong.
The Mormon temples are so ominous looking from the outside.
There's one in West LA.
Wait, did I say Lehigh?
And it takes Lehigh Temple.
Final answer.
Final answer.
I used to have all my temples memorized.
And I know this isn't Utah because it.
The mountains.
God damn it.
You're.
I fell off.
I fell off.
Are you even fucking Mormon?
Catholic?
I don't know any of this.
I fell off.
I fell off.
I am genuinely questioning your Mormon.
You know who would know who this is?
What the temple this is?
Who?
Immediately?
Nara Smith.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
Because she's more.
She's, I don't know.
She would have fucking locked that shit in first try.
She would have first tried it.
She would be like Geo Rainbow with the Mormon temple.
That's my sister.
I bet she'll know.
Say, which temple is this?
And she'll tell me right off the bat.
Is she still Mormon?
My sister?
Yeah.
Let's just see if she can first guess it.
I see missionaries in the airport every once in a while.
You know, it's probably in the description.
I know, but I just want to see if my sister knows.
Which temple is this?
Yeah, what is it?
Oh, is that a new one?
Maybe that's why I never learned it.
Provo.
Let's watch this.
Oh, that's where BYU is.
You think.
So what is this, Cutie?
Okay.
So this is another one of those just another little Hulu show.
I don't know if you guys remember that, like, those TikTok Mormon moms that got outed for being swingers.
You don't remember that drama?
Kind of.
Yeah, like a year ago or something like that.
But apparently, this is about that group.
But when I watched this and I was, I was shocked because it's the typical clickbait of like Secret Lives of Mormon wives, but they all seem like they're fake Mormons.
Not to get keep Mormonism, but it does because they're wearing tank tops and stuff.
They're not Mormon anymore.
They, I don't know, who knows?
But let's, let's, uh, let's watch it.
The Mormon church, but there are a lot of rules that we have to follow.
We were raised to be these housewives for the men serving their every desire.
Have kids by the time you're 21.
Or in my case, at 16.
Well, I'm like, whoa!
Yeah, that one doesn't make sense either.
Wait, why?
She said at her.
It's a group of Mormon moms making.
In her case, she had a kid at 16, but like in Mormonism, you're not supposed to have sex until you're married and she wanted to be married at 16.
So there's like a bunch of stuff that I'm like, are you actually telling me Mormons don't get married at 16?
No.
No, they don't.
They don't.
Can you even legally get married at 16?
Cutie.
They don't.
Cutie.
They don't.
The fundamentalists do, but not.
Yeah, what would that be?
That's the FLDS.
This is the LDS.
There's a difference.
There's a difference, Your Honor.
All right.
Next.
Those are radicals.
It started with Whitney, Macy, Michaela, and I. We're breaking a norm.
Okay, pause it.
If I could see your coogee, what the fuck kind of Mormonism is this?
They're not Mormons anymore.
That you ain't even wearing the special underwear.
I think it's more like secret lives of Salt Lake wives, not like Mormon wives, because none of them are wearing garments and stuff.
But they're not Mormon anymore.
Well, even in these videos, they're claiming to be Mormons.
Oh, really?
Yeah, there ain't no way.
Go back.
Let me see this for scientific purposes.
I mean, look at her arms.
Scroll back.
Scroll back.
Yeah, what's going on?
There's no secret underwear there.
I've seen Mitt Romney.
Garments go down to your knees.
Mitt Romney has been showing.
He wears his garments.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like fucking max leveled out Mormon God.
That's crazy.
He's like an eighth level Dan in Mormonism, bro.
He's got like he's got access to the temple.
You know his planet is gonna be popping with his first wife who's there permanently locked.
Wait crap.
Did his wife die?
No.
No, but you can only take your first wife.
Yeah.
Does he have a second wife?
Well, actually, guys can take more than one wife, but the wife can't go.
That's crazy.
So if you remarry, you're like, I'm sorry.
No, yeah.
That's why Mormons.
This is only an earthly thing.
This is correct me if I'm wrong on this.
But I've heard from like a super high up like Mormon family's like granddaughter that I remember been hooking up with at the time.
She was not exactly a Mormon any longer.
That was she a Mormon before you met her.
Yeah, I converted away from Mormon.
She found Islam, which is a lot like Mormonism.
So she told me about the planet thing.
I was shocked.
I was like, tell me everything.
Yeah.
And she said that Mormons actually maintain a pretty decent relationship even after they get divorced for that reason.
No, that's what she told me.
That situation.
Because my mom and dad got divorced and my mom hated my dad.
I know, but like.
My mom is still technically sealed to him in the temple.
Yeah.
Your mom is literally at his planet.
Your dad's planet right now.
Yeah, apparently.
That's crazy.
She's probably lighting shit on fire.
She's probably so mad.
Yeah.
Like, god damn it.
Fuck it.
So you're telling me that Mormon, like first husband-wives, like, don't maintain good relationships.
No.
So that they can have.
No.
I guess, you know, maybe they're right.
I mean, I think it's situational.
Is your mom like super Mormon though?
Yeah.
Damn.
She's Mormon, like had Mormon funeral and everything.
So like she straight up was like, I'm taking this L. Like, even if I die at a certain point, like, I fucking hate this man and I'm stuck on his planet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's got to be like, I wonder what she was thinking.
She was just a drama queen.
She would have loved Brad Summer.
Is that where you get it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not kidding you.
I was like eight years old.
I'd be in the back.
I remember this is like my mom would die again if she knew I heard this.
That's a crazy thing to say.
She would.
She'd be so mad.
One time I was in the car.
It was like in between my parents getting divorced.
And my mom was definitely in her slut era and she did not know that I was self-aware enough.
Wait, your mom was like hooking on with other dudes?
Dude, yeah.
Like, well, after they got divorced, yeah.
She like was she was in her slut era and then she started going back to church married again like she did the secret lives of Mormon wives shit kind of yeah she she she never rocked that she dated this is the funniest thing my mom dated um flava flaves brother she dated flava flaves brother yeah isn't that funny damn except I don't know if she lied about it Isn't that funny?
Oh, she was like you.
Yeah.
So I have no clue.
Because then I was like, mom, I don't think that's Flava Flav's brother.
And she was like, it's his half-brother.
And I was like, I don't think that's true either.
I was like, how many brothers does Flava Flav have?
I don't recognize him.
But this is what I was saying.
In her slut era, I was in the car.
So I think they got divorced when I was like seven or eight or something.
And I'm in the car.
And my mom was on the phone with her friend, Gossen.
And she was talking about giving a guy a hickey on his thigh.
On his thigh.
And I didn't know what that meant.
And then I went to school the next day and I asked my friend, I said, what's a hickey?
And then she told me.
And I was like, mom.
That's crazy.
Hickey on the thigh is wild.
Yeah, that means she probably gave.
Do you think you've gone wild?
Do you think you're no longer Mormon because your mom had a hoe phase?
Yeah, I think since I was exposed to that, because my sister wasn't in the car and she's still Mormon.
So dude, that was a defining moment.
Let's ask, let's ask a psychologist.
Do you feel like it's a good thing?
You're not Mormon?
Yeah.
I think I would be happier if I was still in the naive brainwash.
Like, I'd be like naively happier.
There's so much more, like, life is so much easier if you're like brainwashed.
Did I?
I'll be honest.
Did I ever tell you that I was Mormon?
What?
How?
My mom.
Are you lying for attention?
I swear to God.
No, no, no.
Swear to God.
Half my family's Mormon.
Uh-huh.
And from Alaska.
They all live in Alaska.
Uh-huh.
That makes sense.
And my mom decided that briefly she wanted to be Mormon.
So we went to like Mormon church service.
Uh-huh.
And I went to a Mormon church service.
How many times?
Probably a few times.
I remember because I remember I took the sacrament, which is the bread.
Yeah, and the water.
And the water, which was my favorite part.
And I remember playing basketball with all like all the missionaries in their suits.
Yeah.
And for life, the missionaries came over to my house growing up.
Like for life, they came over.
Yeah, those guys are still.
They probably still come over to the house.
And there's some, I don't know.
You almost got indoctrinated.
Yeah.
That shit's crazy.
Too bad those missionaries were no good.
You guys would have been baptized.
I know.
They were better.
Yeah.
Just saying.
Turns out.
Yeah, you could have been baptized like Adolf Hitler.
Whoa.
Holy shit.
What?
It's not false.
They did baptize Adolf Hitler and all of them.
They baptized Adolf Hitler.
They do post-mortem baptism in the Mormon church.
It's a controversial subject matter.
They baptize Adolf Hitler.
They baptize Adolf Hitler and all the Jews that were killed in the Holocaust.
Should I dab?
How fucking nutty is that?
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's insane.
That's insane.
But it's just, it's so funny because I don't realize how weird some of my stories and stuff are until like, you know, you hear them back to you and you're like, huh.
But like at 12 years old, I was doing baptisms for the dead.
Because that's when you can get your temple recommended.
And we'd go with, we'd go after school and we'd go to, we'd go to the temple and we'd do baptisms for the dead.
That's kind of metal, though.
I've never been baptized.
I got baptized for like every single time you dunk down.
So they would say like eight names and you dunk eight times or maybe it was like 10 names and then you'd do that.
Somebody read out Adolf Hitler and they were like, all right, time to dunk him.
Probably, I guess.
Is that his full name?
Do you have a middle name?
No, it was like his star name, like how Lady Gaga goes by Lady Gaga.
Oh my god, that's crazy.
No, that was his name.
I didn't know.
I didn't know if he had a middle name or not.
I don't know.
Just a random question.
I don't know how we started talking about Adolf Hitler.
Okay.
Let's push play.
We're back in.
Mormon wives.
We're breaking a norm.
We are trying to change the stigma of gender roles in the Mormon culture.
That's what's in the church.
We have rules for a reason.
Macy, I need you to.
Wait, why are all these guys gay?
Are they gay or just Mormons?
They're just Mormons.
I'm not going to be able to fit mine for my family.
Who is currently crazy?
We blew up overnight.
2 million followers, 9 million views.
Is that crazy?
2 million followers and 9 million views on TikTok?
It's a great ratio.
This whole group is swinging with each other.
Wait, what?
A Mormon swinging scandal has hit Utah.
No one was innocent.
Everyone has hooked up with like everyone.
Taylor announced that the group was involved in soft swinging.
It was like swapping in front of each other, standing next to each other.
Now there's a fight for mom talk.
You guys can't keep doing this.
The drama is now with the husbands.
The group is important to me.
Being divorced and taking care of two kids would be kind of go back a little bit.
I want to see the blonde guy again.
Why are you into him?
There's something very creepy about a dude that looks like this.
And I think it might be like the only thing that I, the only type of like anti-white racism that I demonstrate.
Well, he's just like too blonde.
I don't know how to describe it.
It's a fake.
Is he bleached his hair?
It freaks me out.
He bleached it, though.
Isn't he?
Does Machine Gun Kelly freak you out?
Yeah, that's not a natural blonde.
A little bit.
Okay.
Okay.
So, okay.
I don't know what it is.
The nature type of guy.
That's not natural.
I can't be the only one.
He's scared.
Am I the only one that gets uneasy vibes from a dude that looks like this?
This like dust.
Thank you.
Marge agrees with me.
Yeah, he's so freaky.
He just looks freaky, period.
Yeah, he looks like the weirdest.
I don't know if he deserves this.
He just has weird aura, man.
I don't know how you can fix that.
Maybe dye your fucking hair, bro.
Right.
Quit bullying him.
Looking like a goddamn lamp out here, dude.
Holy shit.
Okay, we can keep going.
I didn't know I had a podcast about bullying.
You make the decision.
It feels like they're stuck in another era and it's starting to tear the group apart.
Online, it looks like we're all the best of friends, but we're not.
Ooh, awkward.
We're the most devout out of the whole group.
And then there are others.
In what way do you feel like drinking helps you be a better mom?
Can you drink in Mormons?
Isn't that the funniest line ever?
Yeah, that's that is.
I watched all this and I was like, no, why are they Mormon?
And then that came out of that woman's mouth.
The what do you think drinking does to help you be a better mom?
And I was like, nope, that one's a Mormon.
As soon as I heard that level of judgment, I was like, yep.
No, you can't drink.
You cannot drink.
They're Mormon.
Like, I didn't even know you could be like half-ass Mormon.
What is this?
This isn't Mormonism.
Oh, my God.
Mormonism is turning into Judaism.
That's what's happening here.
This is literally like Islam is the only religion that's out there that's still riding.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I don't know anything about it.
Okay.
All right.
What are they doing?
They have like Reconstructionist Mormons.
The fuck's going on?
They got reformed.
I think they just got closet, like closet Mormons.
Like behind closed doors.
They're crazy.
They're refined Mormonism.
Yeah.
They're taking all the bad shit out of Mormons and keeping the cool stuff.
Just, I don't get it.
Like, if you live in America, then doesn't that kind of make you like just a regular Christian, like Protestant?
What?
No.
Is there like a cool religion?
They believe in something different.
Is there like a cool religion where I can just do like funny, funny relationships?
No, I'm just telling shit.
No, like, can I?
Is there a religion where I can go party and fuck and just like be cool and then like then still like love God too at the same time?
Oh, yeah.
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And like still be saved.
You know, you have to follow our Lord and Savior Chapel Roan.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I was just curious.
You know what I mean?
Because it's like, it'd be really cool if like I could just go to heaven and still.
Check out Jared Leto's cult.
I don't know what that's all about.
Maybe.
We have to fuck Jared Leto, though.
Yeah, and you probably have to be an underage woman.
Oh, that I'm out.
Figure it out.
I'll try to figure that out.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's not going to happen.
Let's keep it going.
There's going to be drama tonight.
There's something in the air.
10-1-1.
What does your feet?
No.
What's your name?
Taylor.
Taylor.
At this time, you're going to be placed under arrest.
What?
Because she committed a Mormon crime?
No, I think it's domestic violence.
Oh, she.
Oh, that's not a Mormon crime.
Never mind.
There's so many secrets.
There's lies, gossip.
Sometimes fights are necessary.
The gloves are off, baby.
You're hurting so badly.
I'm done.
I'm out.
Can the group even survive this?
There's a whole story that we literally have.
I'm not gonna lie, I hate all these people.
That's how I felt.
You are a little Mormon.
They suck so.
But the thing that made me giggle is like, I watched this and I was like, oh my God.
No, Marsh, pull it back up.
You have to look at the comments.
The comments are so freaking good.
Are they all Mormons?
They're all Mormons that are so mad.
Zoom in.
I need to.
They're so mad.
What about calling it the exposed lives of shallow women that need to make money somehow?
Yeah.
A minute of fame, an eternity of regret.
Yeah.
I can't tell if they're Mormon or just misogynist, like regular style.
Hulu has reached a new low.
Creep going.
Oh, never mind.
That one is definitely harlots pretending to be Mormon wives.
Leaving Mormon lives.
Well, I left Mormon church years ago, but still have great memories and respect for the church.
All my family are active members, and I believe that this kind of TV show is truly trash.
Cutie disgusting.
That's literally cutie rubber.
That's why I feel.
They're just Utah moms calling themselves Mormons for clicks.
That was me, too.
My religion is not your costume for mockery.
That's it.
We're going to Oogie Boogie Bash with LDS missionaries.
Oh, that'd be sick.
I like that.
But I feel like this trailer has nothing in common with the Church of Jesus Christ.
Can Mormons participate in Disney activities?
Yeah.
Isn't that like, it's not Mormon or like they think like Harry Potter is Disney is the most Mormon vacation you can take.
Unbelievable the things they are capable to do for simple likes and fame.
Nothing to do with real teachings of the gospel of Jesus Christ.
I'm immensely happy to be a member of the Church of Jesus Christ.
It changed my parents' lives and consequently our lives for the better, could be.
You can't be in the book club to be I. You know, you guys know I can't like see right, like I have a hard time seeing.
I'm sorry.
Okay, you saw me.
To be members of the church has brought so much joy in my life.
Yeah, I didn't.
The fact they took a promo picture in front of a sacred space the Temple seriously angers me.
This is not a norm for people of the LDS faith.
By the way, this is a culture that is growing in Utah and other places, claim Mormonism but don't actually practice.
Damn so wait, they're calling, they're saying Utah is like kind of fake Mormy now, which is crazy.
It's like being like, oh man those, those motherfuckers at Mecca.
They don't know about Islam.
Like people are like using Mormonism for clicks.
Because I don't, I don't even know how active Nara Smith is, because half of her clothes aren't very there.
She's not wearing garments, she's not drama.
Wait, I saw a TikTok or screenshot of a TikTok at Nara Smith at Whole Foods.
Can you pull that up?
I just want to see the TikTok.
I don't know why.
I just saw, I just saw a TikTok, screenshot of it and I kind of want to see.
Nara Smith at Whole Foods is what you should have.
No no, it's not on her TikTok.
Just look up Nara Smith at Whole Foods TikTok maybe Not coming up.
Never mind.
No.
She does it.
I don't know.
I just saw like fans mobbing her.
Really?
Yeah.
Like in Utah?
I don't know.
Is that where she lives?
I don't know.
I would assume.
I would assume.
She is a convert, right?
Yeah.
What was she before?
I think just a model.
I think she was just a model, simply.
Like her religion, I mean.
Being a sleigh.
I give up.
We should do what you did, the W's and L's of the week.
What he did?
No, you did that.
Oh.
You did that.
Yeah.
Was that a Patreon thing?
No.
We can do W's or L's whenever.
I do have the Ice Spice drama, though.
I didn't even know about this.
Ooh, that's a good one.
Yo, I'm so fucking tapped into Girly Pop Nation is not even funny.
You can't even be mean to me.
This is so good.
I've been testing your patience today.
Oh, yeah.
No, say it.
It's all fine.
Say I'm Girly Pop Nation.
Say I'm Girly Pop Nation.
You're not.
Am I?
You're not Girly Pop Nation.
I'm Girly Pop Nation.
You just simply can't be.
I know so much about the dramas that you bring forward.
Well, because you're chronically online, that doesn't mean that.
No, I'm chronically online for Girly Pop Nation.
Is Kaya Girly Pop Nation?
Kaya is Girly Pop Nation.
She watches TikToks at night.
Yeah, I make her watch.
I do too, but I don't see any of this.
Well, you're on Twitch Talk.
Yeah.
No, I actually don't see a lot of boys on my TikTok.
People?
Okay.
I really don't.
I swear to God, I see like people singing and uplifting people.
Wow.
I don't see...
I'm serious.
That's gay as hell, don't you?
No, I don't.
Like, I think a lot.
I like don't think about...
I'm not as sexual as I used to be.
You got to give me credit.
I haven't talked about sex in a long time.
True.
Right?
Yeah.
Right.
Thank you.
Okay.
Also, we have Katy Perry and Dr. Lou.
Except for at dinner with my friends at Murat's fiancé dinner, where you, in gruesome detail, explained your sexual exploits to people whose mouths were agape.
And I loved every moment of it, which is why I kept egging him on to describe every aspect of a sexual encounter that he had.
Okay, let's just say shit.
More than one person.
Okay, so I had a sexual encounter with more than one person, but here's the deal.
Okay, I'm now just realizing we were at that dinner and he was like egging me on and I felt so comfortable to explain inexcruciating detail to people that I didn't I had never met before.
Yes.
And in the back of my mind, I'm like, I never met that.
One of my best friends from college, who I've known for like 14 years at this point.
Yes.
Who like, you know, I mean, he's not like a homophobic person by any metric.
He's like very woe.
He's homophobic adjacent.
No, but like, but that's like a lot.
You know what I mean?
It was like, you just went right in for it.
Which was awesome.
I look over the table and I look to Hassan for guidance because this is his friend.
And I'm like, and Hassan's like, yeah.
So he's asking follow-up questions.
He's like talking.
He's like, wait, so what?
Acting interested.
And so I'm just dumping it out.
Yeah.
And now I just realized that I like probably made an entire table uncomfortable or maybe made them lose their appetite at dinner.
Their mouths were agape.
What would you possibly have done in your sexual endeavor that would make people lose their appetite?
Well, nothing that like, it's just like talking about sex and that.
Yeah, but that level of detail to people who like probably have maybe thought like not really considered gay sex at all mechanically.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
Yeah, but they were also asking questions.
Maybe because they wanted to be polite.
Why don't you ever tell the Patreon in excruciating detail?
We will in the Patreon.
We'll talk about excruciating detail.
I'll share this story.
I mean, it's a recent story.
But yeah, I'll tell you.
If you want, I'm trying not to talk about sex as much, but if you really want to talk about it.
We'll do it on the Patreon.
We'll do it on the Patreon.
Before we go there, we still have a few more minutes and we've got to cover.
We'll save.
We have three minutes?
What?
Carly Pop Nation is going to be locked down behind the page.
Time flies when you're having such a good time with your friends.
So much fun.
Wait, wait.
I feel like we could.
Why do you say that?
That's my voice.
Why did you say it like that?
That's just how I...
You literally put some stank on it.
That's stank.
In my defense, I didn't bring up the sex.
He did.
I did it again.
Just like I did at dinner.
No, actually, you brought it up, I think.
But I definitely was.
I mean, I was, to be fair, genuinely interested in hearing about your sexual encounters, but he gets mad when I don't tell him.
That's fine.
I'm not.
I feel great.
He gets mad when I don't tell him about my sexual adventures.
I do.
He gets like...
I need to know what he's like.
I'm like, I start to tell somebody else.
He's like, bro, you don't tell me anything anymore.
Yeah.
Sad.
Well, fucked up.
You're a bad friend.
We're going to go to the Patreon.
Yeah, I'm an ally.
We're going to cover Katy Perry.
Yep.
We're going to cover Ice Spice.
We're going to cover.
We already talked about Chapel.
There's more.
I'm sure that she canceled.
Yeah, people are upset.
Chapel Rone.
Shut up.
If you're mad at Chapel, grow up.
That's what I have to say.
Yeah.
And Austin sexual encounters in excruciating detail.
Excruciating.
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