HasanAbi and the Fear Ann hosts dissect community demographics, revealing 64% neurodivergent listeners and rising unemployment, while joking about Will's absence and Murat's wedding. The episode pivots to Blake Lively's controversial promotion of It Ends With Us, contrasting her "girly pop" style with Justin Baldoni's serious approach to domestic violence. Despite Lively's insensitive comments and hiring of her own editor, the segment notes how Baldoni's use of Johnny Depp's PR firm shifted public perception, leaving the hosts to jokingly declare themselves "Team Blake." [Automatically generated summary]
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Stressful Morning Shade00:08:41
Girly Pop Nation, we're locked in.
Anyway, let me send you the slideshow, Marsh.
Oh, you're a slideshow.
Oh, my God.
Cutie is making up for her previous racism.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another exciting episode of the Fear Ann podcast where we are joined by three out of the four hosts.
Will, who is still dead from a self-sucking incident, but the return of Cutie Center.
Oh, she just hit the camera.
Get out.
Kaya just hit the camera.
Fiona's in here farting.
Get out of here, Fiona.
Oh, Fiona does fart a lot.
Fiona, you got to get out of here.
She's old.
Come on.
She farts a lot.
Okay.
We're back with the triple team, triple stack.
And honestly, threesome.
Right off the jump, the threesome.
Will they, won't they?
Everyone's talking about it.
Who's going to have sex with me first?
That's the question.
You guys had a will.
They won't they thing going on and then I kind of forced myself into having one of him.
Everybody knows I'm your platonic top.
You had this for like two years.
I know, I know, but people are starting to believe it.
They're not.
No one is believing.
No no no, they are.
I promise.
No one believes.
No, people like, people like.
I've been reading some comments.
People are like, I started watching you guys because I thought you were dating anyway.
Oh, I saw that.
I saw that one tick tock yeah anyway um, which was funny and everyone doesn't believe it so much that they literally made a meme out of it, which is why I, you know you're still trying, it's okay.
No no, no.
You put your alt account.
No no no no, I want to.
I'm not gonna talk about this, okay.
Well anyway, aside from the will, they won't they?
Uh, let's address the elephant in the room, cutie Cinderella is did the most racist thing you could do oh, my god.
Which also the most Mormon thing yeah, which is I had church.
She saw that I had uh, she saw that I had a wonderful guest okay, who had, who happened to be black.
Cutie Cinderella did a crime.
Okay, it's not a crime to be racist.
Yeah, freedom of speech should be.
It should be Cutie.
Cinderella bailed on the pod when she found out that there were two wonderful comedians who are on the pod, who happen to be black.
Address the room, please.
We would have been friends first of all.
We would have gotten along swimmingly uh, second of all, I had cramps from hell.
Don't touch what is it?
Oh well, that's normal, it's fluff, don't worry, I would never touch you in any other capacity, it's just bothering me.
Um, I I had cramps from hell and I couldn't sleep.
I have this thing I.
I happened last night too.
I couldn't sleep whenever we set the podcast.
Yes, I can't sleep, do you?
Could you not sleep last night?
No, I couldn't sleep last night.
I had an awful dream about Will.
Oh my god, he was so mean to me.
Oh god, he was the type of mean that's like scary.
What did he do explain?
So I was having oh coffee, it's yours, yours is?
He ordered mine later I did.
Cutie's just coming.
Yeah, Don't worry.
Don't get mad.
I ordered her coffee.
She's like, I'll order my own, but I knew that was a test.
So I ordered her.
It wasn't a test.
I would have ordered my own.
Thank you.
Do you want my coffee?
No, I don't.
No, she wanted a hot vanilla latte, which I ordered for her.
So I decided to have like an announcement thing for streamer awards.
Like in my brain, I'm planning an event in my sleep.
And I got everyone in this conference room for some reason.
Everyone comes dressed up, and that's where I was going to announce nominees, right?
And so everyone's there, whatever.
And all of a sudden, it's 20 minutes before we're supposed to go live and do the announcements.
And I realized I never did nominations.
Like I never posted them.
So my choice was to just choose people.
Oh, no.
Or like try to get nominations in 20 minutes.
Nightmare.
So I'm stressed and I go in a closet and I'm talking.
And I'm talking to Caroline for like two minutes.
And then Will comes walking in and he's like, what is up with you?
And I was like, I'm a little stressed.
He's like, you're always stressed.
You're always bitching.
You're always moaning.
And I was like, whoa, that's fucked up, Will.
But also true.
It's not.
I'm not always bitching and moaning.
I am seldomly bitching and moaning.
And he's like, you're such a cry baby.
You're this, you're that.
And I was like, Will, I don't want the attitude right now.
You don't know what it's like.
And he went so crazy on me.
He did that thing where he grinds his teeth like in the dream.
And he was like, you're going to regret this.
And I was like, I was like a little afraid.
Oh, my God.
And so I woke up like stressed out that Will was going to kill me.
Have you talked to him since?
No, I fell asleep at freaking 4 a.m. this morning.
I had that dream at 6 a.m.
I woke up at 7 a.m.
I also can.
We, I can't sleep if I have to get up at a certain time.
Yeah.
We need to stop scheduling our podcast.
We need to just do it on a show up, Roland.
Yeah, we need to be like, we need to be like, we, we need to be like a vibe podcast.
We'll be like, this is the day we're doing our podcast when everybody's ready and they get up.
It's kind of like you're on vacation.
It's like you get up whenever you get up.
No.
Yeah.
I am an adult.
This motherfucker.
The schedule that I stick to and I make accommodations beyond that all the time.
This is like the maximum.
So this is, this is what he did to me this morning.
I get a text at 8 a.m.
This motherfucker wants to go to the park.
Yeah.
So I was like, I wanted to sleep in, but I was like, I need to be a good friend and go with my friend to the park.
You didn't have to come.
I just like was floating the idea to you, knowing full well that you actually weren't going to come, but you actually surprised me.
Yeah.
No, he did those things like, you want to go?
I was like, yeah, yeah, sure.
He's like, all right, we're leaving.
I'm like, wait.
So anyway, he gets me up at 8 a.m.
Wake up to a very loud text.
And then I end up going to the park with him and watching him play basketball for an hour.
You just watched?
Well, I didn't know what we were doing.
He just said we're going to the park.
I thought we were going to go on a nice walk together.
There's a bunch of funny things that occurred here.
Okay.
So first and foremost, when I go to the park, I usually will, if I'm going by myself, I just like take Kai out, let her run a little bit, run a couple rows with her.
And then afterwards, when she gets tired, because she's a big girl, she gets tired quick, she just kind of lays down and watches me play basketball, right?
You were hoping Austin would be the same.
No, for Austin.
Let it run a little bit.
For Austin, I thought, like, I know his ass is not going to work out today.
Okay.
And I know he wants to be very offensive.
I know he wants to work out.
We'll get it.
We'll like sweat a little bit.
He can either A, walk around or run around the park with Kai if he wants to, or B, throw the basketball around a little bit.
So we get to the park, and he's like, he just like takes a couple shots.
He's like, I'm not very good at basketball.
I played soccer.
Right.
And I was like, all right, we know that.
What was really funny about it is that he's got, like, he's got sweatpants on.
He's got converses on, and he's got a fucking black tee on.
So I'm thinking, like, this is athletic guard.
Yeah, it's past.
But he's just standing in the shade.
I'm like, Austin, why are you standing in the shade?
He goes, I get sunburned a lot.
I was like, I've never seen you sunburned.
I've never seen you sunburned.
Get the fuck out of here.
I was sunburned at Ludwig's event.
Yeah.
I got cooked.
I didn't see that.
You didn't look sunburned at all.
I was like, get the fuck out of the shade, bro.
We're in the basketball court.
You're just like standing in one corner of the court where there's a little bit of shade.
Yep.
He's like, no, I'm going to stay in the shade.
I'm like, okay.
And then I was like, okay, so why aren't you shooting?
Like, might as well, you know, rode around, like, pass me the ball back.
And he goes, he goes, oh, I don't want to sweat.
I hate sweating.
In my defense, sweating is uncomfortable.
Did you think, what do you think you're going to the park?
I thought we were going to the park for like a nice leisurely stroll with Kaya.
You thought you were hoping for a romantic morning?
No, no, no, no.
Not a romantic morning.
It wasn't like that.
I thought we were just going to go for a walk with Kaya and like get, you know.
And if the teeter tot is open, the teeter tot is open, I suppose.
No, but like, you know, just like a nice walk with the dog, me and him, nice conversation.
No, I'm there.
Listening to some music.
Yeah, I'm there to run.
A nice, cool breeze.
You know, you know, the nice morning where you go from shade to sun.
It's perfect.
With your significant other.
Can we just like get back to one point, though, where Austin said he doesn't like sweating?
Smell Better Naked00:02:54
He doesn't.
I don't.
I can't get on your side.
He's setting his boundaries.
That is easy.
Thank you for defending me, Katie.
I don't enjoy sweating.
Sweating is it just doesn't feel good.
And then you went, oh, I didn't bring my like extras in the clothes.
I'm like, bro, you're wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt.
But I also have to wear that on the plane later.
He's got to wear it on the plane later.
Yeah.
See, this is the.
But also, didn't you come from Camp Canute?
Yes.
All my clothes are dirty as fuck.
Oh, it sucks.
Hassan doesn't own a washing machine.
Yeah, I hate washing my clothes in other people's places.
He burns them.
I do.
That's true.
I just wait.
Diva, Austin.
No, no, no.
Now, hold on.
Okay.
I went.
Typically, what I do is I wait till I get home, but I'm on day 16 of not being home.
Holy, are your cats alive?
Who's watching them?
No, my parents.
The tub is just full.
No, no.
I think I've got.
What's your water bill going to look like this month?
Because you can't.
I did check my water bill and I think I have a leak or something.
It was like $700.
Okay, you don't have a leak.
You just leave it on when you're in the middle.
No, no, no, I don't.
I don't.
I swear to God.
Now, now that Hassan's here, he's, I mean, now that Hassan's not here, we need to talk about this product that we got him because he stinks.
Foul.
So bad.
The moment he walked in, I was like, damn, he needs something to get rid of that stank.
You know what he needs?
He needs Mando.
He really does need Mando.
It's so fucking.
Hey.
Are you talking shit?
We're talking about.
Yo.
This was created by a doctor.
Yes.
Who saw firsthand how normal BO was being mixed diagnosed and mistreated just like you, Hassan?
Yep.
You have a huge problem, Hassan.
And this is tough enough for your body order.
Yeah.
It actually smells so good.
He's got a lot of it everywhere on his body, cutie.
Yeah.
What's good about this, though, is that it's good for your package.
Yeah.
Which we know most that smell is coming from.
Your pits and your feet.
Yeah.
Every single crevice on your body, you can apply Mondo to.
It's aluminum free.
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It's time.
Neurodivergent Compliments00:15:07
I've heard from production I spelled that wrong.
S-H-O-P-M-A-N-D-O.
It's time to smell better naked.
Your partner will thank you, but more importantly, your podcast co-host will thank you.
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
Back to the desk.
Anyway, but we had a great time at the park.
I got to walk Kai.
It was very lovely.
Got to walk Kai.
Talk about that.
Yeah, no, no, he did.
After, so I started balling up with this, with this young buck at the park.
He was like, yo, why aren't you streaming right now?
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He like came in hot.
He came in locked with that whole show.
And this guy, this kid walks up probably like, Hassan's like his idol.
And like the guy's like, yo, why aren't you streaming right now?
Hassan just like stone face ignores him.
No, I said, I said, hey, I got to get some runs.
You, okay, I don't know if you know this, but he is intimidating as fuck to anybody that is like, like, if you were to meet, like, you're intimidating.
Really?
You don't even know it.
That's the thing.
But like, if I were to meet you as a streamer.
You're trying to have resting bitch face.
Yes.
Yes.
You definitely have resting bitch face.
And like for people like us that are very sensitive, but I had played basketball with him already before.
Like he knows.
I do remember the first time, the first time at TwitchCon, like the very first TwitchCon I ever went to.
I'm just a girly pop.
You had me come to like your meet, your, well, not you.
Somebody else named Raj had me go to their like Raj show meet and greet.
And Hassan was there and everyone else said hi to me besides Hassan.
And I was like, okay, this guy's mad at me?
Yeah, no, he doesn't like me.
Okay, so I've got a friend of mine.
I don't want to go into details, but I've got a friend of mine that's come around here and he thinks that you don't like him sometimes.
Wait, really?
He'll be like, yo, I don't think he likes me.
Because I'm homophobic.
No, no, no, no.
That's what it is.
Well, no, but he's to this day.
I've told him, I was like, yo, Hassan talks about you and talks about how he likes you and like talks you up all the time.
And then like he'll like meet you in person again.
He'll be like, yo, I don't know if he likes me.
Did you know Hassan was the one who pushed Ludwig off his motorcycle into a car?
Yeah, I did.
He was also driving the car.
It was impressive, honestly, what I did.
Yeah, I tried to kill him.
I am sick.
I'm going to say this.
Like, you're sick?
No, I'm sick and tired of Hassan's fan cams everywhere.
Hassan has his election blow up.
Yep.
And someone needs to humble his ass.
It's insane.
It's way too crazy.
Insane.
Why are you getting mad?
Like, let me get my fucking flowers.
No, no, no.
You're too fucking hot.
Like, you had like a lol for like two years.
That's a crazy thing to say.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Not that you weren't hot, but like people kind of forgot about it for a minute.
And now they're back and it's in snow.
I definitely like that.
The long hair era was bad.
The long hair era was bad.
I was like so fucking out of shape, sad, depressed all the goddamn time.
But anyway, look, let people enjoy things.
You've got six more months left.
I've never let people enjoy things.
You know what's crazy?
I do fucking love Taylor Zwift.
Yeah, you guys don't let me enjoy her explicitly.
Because your admiration for Taylor Swift goes far beyond like one fan cam that you saw on TikTok.
You see one fan cam of mine on TikTok and you go, fuck this shit.
No, I see a hundred and I'm sick of it.
And I'm sick and tired of seeing your fucking armpits.
Okay.
I don't see the same armpits.
Oh.
This is a fan cam.
This is literally a fan cam.
We're in the middle of a fan cam.
This is our worst nightmare cam.
Get me out of the fan cam!
Judy, we're gonna be scrolling on TikTok and we're gonna be in the middle of the fucking fan cam losing our mind.
It's like losing our mind seption.
We'd be losing our mind watching ourselves lose our mind in those armpits.
I love gassing up my friends.
Me too.
I don't put gas.
Besides him.
Yes.
That's crazy.
He's got too much gas.
Okay, but like I don't, I don't like do anything with it.
It's not like I'm like, oh, I'm so hot.
He'll see another TikTok of someone being like.
Do you guys ever like watch this guy on Twitch?
Be like, don't hear anything he's saying because you're just watching him, but you know he's like trying his best and he's being a sweetie pie talking about politics, but you don't hear any of it.
And then you watch that and you go, yeah.
It's his reaction.
It's just like, I don't know how to receive a compliment.
I don't know.
He does this.
He goes, you get so mad.
He turns into a Muppet.
No, we got to talk about this.
You get so mad when like random people hype me up for no reason.
Like I bring you down because we hate you.
Have that thing etched in my mind where it's like, I think it was like Extra Emily and some other girl are talking and she's like, oh, what kind of Twitch streamers do you watch?
And she was like, oh, I watched this guy.
He talks about politics.
His name is Hasan, but I don't really listen to what he has to say.
He's just really hot.
Did you think she called you daddy or something?
I don't know what she did.
I don't remember, but like.
How am I not supposed to roll my eyes?
I don't know how to like, I don't know how to receive a compliment like that.
So I just don't receive a compliment.
Well, I just go, that's funny.
Like, what do you want me to do?
You're right.
Yeah, actually, hey.
What am I supposed to say?
Jury, I was wrong.
You are right.
You are supposed to laugh.
You fucking daggered.
You daggered me.
You didn't even get mad at her.
You got mad at me.
I would never get mad at another girl.
Yeah, you were like, fuck this guy.
Fuck a piece of shit.
I'm like, I didn't do anything.
So you're just supposed to laugh when you receive a compliment?
How do you take a compliment?
I don't.
You don't like them.
You make it.
When Cutie walked in this morning, I said, damn.
And she went, mommy, you're looking hot.
You said mommy.
Yeah.
I did.
And she says, and I said, thanks for bringing her up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
On her birthday.
If you give kids her birthday.
No, I just wanted you to feel bad.
Oh, I don't.
If you give Cutie a compliment, she would be like, don't talk to me.
I do.
You look good today.
I don't know what to do.
I think maybe I am projecting and I just want you to be miserable.
But like, I don't understand.
But like, it took me a long time to say that out loud.
Good for you.
Thank you.
That's crazy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I just, this is how the pendulum swings, Hasan.
And I'm just trying to keep your pendulum middle because have you seen what's happened with Blake Lively?
Oh, my God.
I have not seen the update.
That was incredible.
There is one thing I wanted to say, but I think you did such a powerful segue that I'm just going to say.
No, no, no.
No, you say.
Go ahead.
What I was going to say.
Do you want to be nice to you for a week or something?
That would be phenomenal as a, as a, you know, as a theory to see like as a busy.
I would like to see what it would look like.
I've never felt that from you.
So that would be nice.
No, I'll do that for sure.
No, because here's the thing, guys.
You're yelling at me.
I need people in my fucking corner.
Okay.
I'm not having a come up.
I'm not having a blow up.
You see some of my fans being like, oh yeah, no, he's hot, which is good because it brings like more normal people into the into my community.
Right.
But like, there is so much, you know this already.
There's so much unimaginable hostility towards me online from like literally every fucking community.
So the one time people are like, oh yeah, this dude's actually kind of hot.
That's the one thing that they can't take away.
You know, you're like, no, fuck that.
No, I'll take it away.
I don't know.
I think you need to be the fuck.
He didn't know what Jay is.
I don't know what to do.
There are people that we don't mention deliberately, but like all of their fucking communities come after me on a daily goddamn basis.
You know what?
We love that you're hot.
Okay.
No, it's not even that.
It's just a matter of time.
You may have something.
No, you continue being hot, okay?
Yeah.
And we appreciate you.
We apologize, okay?
Profusely.
Both of us, we're sorry.
Speaking of hot people, Blake lost.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, I was going to, what was I going to say to that?
You need us to be nicer as a group.
Yes, that would be nice.
Need us to be nicer.
You already feel humbled.
It's not that humble.
Like, I get an insane amount of hate on the ground.
But I saw your census.
That's why, this is where I was going.
I saw your census.
64% of your audience is autistic.
Wait, what?
No, I think it's...
Is it?
Is it that high?
I think it's like...
It's definitely neurodivergent.
Yeah, really?
Yeah, we did a neurodivergent.
It made so much sense to me.
Okay.
Because how the, because that almost was mean.
Never mind.
What were you going to say?
Go ahead.
No.
Go ahead.
This is not today.
It's nice day.
Because you stream for an impressively long time and you're able to maintain attention spans.
Wait, is ADD neurodivergent?
Yes.
Oh, my hypothesis lost.
Do you watch him?
Neurodiversity is 64%.
I have a confession to make.
Neurodivergent.
Yeah, you're right.
Neurodiversity in my community is 63.84%.
You've been impressively.
Brilliant drink.github.io.
Brilliant drink.github.io.
Austin was going to say something.
I have a confession to make, and I mean this, and I'm not even joking.
Uh-oh.
At nighttime, I get into bed, I get my snackies, and I go on YouTube, and I watch, I watch your videos.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You love him?
Oh, I watch his during the election season.
During the election season, I love to watch Hassan.
Wow.
So like anytime he's like covering like politics about like Kamala Harris.
Hasanabi Senses show up.
No, just Google Hasan.
He doesn't even care.
Wait, I'm going to respond to you.
I just wanted to show you the thing.
The passengers.
Bro, just Google.
Brilliant drink GitHub and click the link.
Can you guys believe Marsh doesn't even get paid and Hassan is talking to him like that?
Yeah, I fucking beat his ass too.
See deep in the passenger seat.
And you're eating me high.
Anyway, that's not it.
I'm just gonna do the link.
I don't know why I didn't do this from the start.
Yeah.
Anyway, we could talk about Chapel Rowan.
Yeah, I have that too.
Don't worry.
Oh, hell yeah.
So talk about that.
Wait, you were talking about the neurodivergent.
Yeah, that's the one.
Because I saw this and I was impressed.
Yeah, this is, we've done it once.
We did this presentation.
Brilliant drink.
A member of the community.
Okay, well, regardless, this is the consensus.
We have religion.
How many Christians do we have?
Yeah, not a lot.
Oh, God.
My audience has obviously aged over the course of the past four years.
And you see it in the demographics.
Like, it literally just keeps aging.
Yeah.
And I haven't brought in a new cycle of people who are under the age of 80.
Wait, so you need the youth.
Yeah.
But I you should go to high schools.
But the thing is, yeah.
No.
You should just go.
Yeah, just go during the school day.
Yeah.
The thing is, like, the reality of the matter is, like, I think in the 2020 era, like a lot of young people were really invested in politics.
They didn't have anything else going on.
They were locked behind doors.
So there was a lot of young people that were invested.
But nowadays, you know, I think more people just want to watch I Show Speed.
Like more people in that demographic want to watch like I Show Speed and Kaisen At, which, you know, yeah, they're phenomenal entertainers.
So I totally get that.
And then on the side of like people who are interested in politics on the youth side, I think, especially young men, because my community is still like 24, 25%, 24% women, 8% non-binary, and then the rest is men in my community, as we found out from the census.
And, you know, because Twitch is like heavily male dominated in general, men tend to, young men especially tend to have very right-wing politics, especially nowadays.
Particularly hating women.
Yes.
And gay people.
Oh.
Which is actually surprisingly gay people don't know.
Not so much.
Actually, ironically.
Wait, really?
Yeah, Gen Z is actually, interestingly enough, a lot of misogynistic tendencies, but somebody told me that the gay kid was the cool kid at school because he's like the bully now.
Wait, the gay kid became the bully?
Yeah.
I've heard that.
In all schools or just like this particular school.
It might have been, I'm using the one example as opposed to generalization.
Gen Z is the same.
Well, I'm giving you actual data.
I'm giving you actual data, not from my senses or whatever, but like Gen Z is actually the most tolerant to LGBTQ.
Gen Z has obviously a lot more LGBTQ representation in general.
So even if they're right-wing, like they're more open-minded to like gay people, even trans people and stuff, but they are super, super right-wing on other shit.
And also, especially on the issue of like misogyny, I think there's a lot of, that's like a big, it's a big deal for a lot of people.
So stupid.
I wonder why.
Maybe all of the fucking right-wing content hurders that are like Andrew Tate clones that have popped up all around and got the algo boost from fucking YouTube and TikTok and everywhere else, that might have something to do with it.
Were you going to look at something here?
No, I just wanted to show you the, I wanted to just only show you the neurodiversity if you clicked on that.
I just wanted to have graphic, you know, just a graphic to show it.
Okay.
But if there's anything else you're interested in, you can.
Oh, 63%.
Wait, it's the same as the year before.
Yeah.
Not much has changed in the community.
Nobody's like, we've gotten older.
Yeah.
That's good.
What about salary?
So that's interesting to me.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, they're, yeah, they're getting older.
I'm going to predict that you don't have many millionaires.
I mean, I don't know.
We don't track that.
We just have like 100K plus.
So I don't know how many of them are millionaires.
Whoa, you guys are rich.
Damn, that's significant.
Yeah.
Brandon's America.
Brand inflation, baby.
Unemployed.
That was 2020.
It's interesting to see the change because they got older.
They got jobs.
No, they also during COVID, a lot of people were unemployed during COVID, too.
That too, for sure.
That's cool.
30%.
Hassan's community is getting richer and older.
Wait, the unemployment rate in Hassan's community is 30%.
It makes sense.
Yeah, that makes sense.
You should give them all jobs.
Yeah.
Should hire them all.
Religion.
What is eating?
Eating is.
Like if they're vegetarian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not a lot of, oh, Christians, don't mind.
Omnivore.
Yeah.
There's mostly just meat eaters.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
There's the V-card one.
Virginity.
Virginity.
Wait, wait, go to virginity.
This is like their, so they, this is like audience selected.
Like, I don't really give a shit about this video.
Non-Wow.
After COVID, people got started fucking.
Yeah.
A lot of your community lost their virginity.
Weird Dinner Plans00:16:21
I think that's your coffee.
Yep.
Marsh.
Please.
That's crazy.
That is crazy how consistent it is.
Yeah.
So you can always assume about 30% of your chat is a virgin.
Is a virgin.
Yeah.
What percentage of the population are virgins?
I don't know.
I mean, there's a lot of like, I guess you'd have to do 18 plus.
Oh, yeah.
Like, yeah, because I don't know how many kids there are in the world.
I got like 15% of my community is trans, which is like 15.
Yeah.
And 8% is gay.
Insanely large, over-represented.
Aw, you're a safe space.
And then I think, yeah, I think I make sure of it.
I think 50.
I thought it was kind of weird it wasn't higher.
That's crazy.
I told him there's not that many trans people in general.
I just thought it was weird.
I thought it was weird.
It wasn't higher like 50%.
And then I think it's like 55 or something.
We can look at it now when Marsh gets back.
But yeah, like gay people, like queer people in general, I think are the majority.
50% of his community is LGBTQI plus.
Yeah.
It's...
Who is I?
I independent.
I don't know.
I is what is I?
I can't believe I'm saying this.
Yeah, we give your coffee a little handy.
Yeah.
Sorry.
So the creamer comes.
Until the creamer is mixed in.
I think it's the minority.
I can't see from this, unfortunately.
I have beef to pick with both of you.
Oh, I can't wait.
Let's do it.
And then we'll get to Blake Lively.
Okay.
Who also has beef.
Because this is me.
You know me.
I'm a planner.
I plan stuff out.
My rest of my year is pretty planned.
Yep.
I don't plan anything.
Fucked up.
And so TwitchCon, I go there.
I go there for the bag.
Okay.
I got sponsors every day.
I got appearances.
I got meet and greets.
I got toes to kiss, whatever.
I got meetings.
I need a schmoove.
And I get a message from my partner manager be like, hey, just making sure you're going to be there for Hassan's debate show at TwitchCon.
And I go, what time?
They said, what time?
And he's like, four o'clock.
And I was like, I cannot.
I have already something scheduled.
That's fucked up.
I already, I have a whole ass show scheduled that same time because nobody told me.
That's fucked up.
And then no, it's not the same time as after, I think, or before.
No, it's the same time.
It's four o'clock.
I thought we were doing it back to back.
That's what they told me originally.
No, I have my show called The Table.
Yeah.
And then I'm leaving and I have a live show at a venue.
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
Yeah.
At the same time, I didn't realize you were a hater.
Is the first time I'm finding out that you were on that show?
I wasn't, I don't think.
No, no, no, she wasn't on the show.
She was a floater.
Yeah, I think they wanted her to be on the backup.
No, no, no, that's.
Yeah, that's crazy.
No, there's going to be, there's going to be like streamers in the audience and like we might pull from the audience.
Right.
But I was like, whoa, okay.
I think.
But then.
It's going to be fun.
It's a dynamic show.
But then, not even a day later, they say, oh, making sure you're going to be available Saturday for Name Your Price.
Wait, what?
And I said, no.
No, no, hold on.
I didn't.
You didn't say that?
No.
By the way, I didn't ask for that.
Not that I didn't want you on Name Your Price.
I haven't worked.
I haven't finished my cast yet.
Okay.
But I don't know why they were asking you.
Then I resigned being mad at both of you because I didn't say go ask Cutie, go confirm cutie.
I haven't figured out my spots yet.
I never asked you to be there.
But you're unavailable, just so I know.
I am unavailable.
I am like, I have, I have one hour on Saturday where I'm free at Twitch.
Your boyfriend, on the other hand, I own him.
I'm not going to say you do own him.
I own him.
Is he going to be at TwitchCon?
Yeah.
He's going to have to be at my show.
Because he's at the show.
Our show that you're going to be hosting.
I'm co-hosting.
I don't have any idea what I'm doing on it.
But I know it's in front of people on a stage.
You're going to love it.
I'm in and I'm on time.
As Marsh, he's producing it.
Really?
Okay, Marsh, we're going to talk about it.
We'll talk about it later.
Am I going to be good on it?
Do I have a big role?
Yes.
You have a huge role.
Do I intro people?
Yes.
He loves it.
I love it.
I'm already out.
Are you kidding me?
Of course you have to do all this.
Hell yeah.
Are you crazy?
I can't wait.
I'm ready.
So I've never done a live show like this.
I've never run a live show like this.
I'm just going to freestyle it.
Like, I have no fucking clue what's going to happen.
I'm just going to go with the flow.
Hopefully it doesn't suck.
The other day because chat was like, uty, are you ever going to do another musical?
And I was like, how funny would it be if I tricked my friends again and I make you do Wizard of Oz again?
We should.
Just like every year, I'm like, show up to my kids, Bar Mitzvah.
And then you show up.
That's like a really important thing.
It's a really important thing.
But eventually we'll get really good at it.
Yeah.
You guys could be amazing.
Yeah.
I'm not going to be able to.
I had an idea to elevate it.
What?
Why don't you put us in with like real actors, like embed like real musical theater actors?
Because the jokes of the show would be devastating for us.
We would look so bad.
That's the funny part.
You would feel bad when you get replaced for Toto.
No, no, we wouldn't get replaced, but like you would have certain roles that are like professionals so that the show would like actually, you know.
I think it looked amazing.
Is that what you were to say?
No, Oh, it got 200,000 views.
No, no, no.
I just thought it would be kind of cool.
The burger one did phenomenal on YouTube.
Yeah, I've been popping off.
Blue the fuck up.
I've talked, I would talk to the famous Valkyrie the other day.
Don't freak out.
Alex.
Yeah.
I talked to the famous Valkyrie the other day because she's famous.
I know.
She's very famous.
And I've decided that I'm going to be famous.
Okay.
Okay.
Do you want to be famous now?
No, I don't know.
I might get tired.
Yeah.
But I said to Ray, I said, Ray, how'd you get so famous?
And she gave me a list of things.
And I was like, can you share?
Can you share some of them?
Yeah, so I have to do like the blood thing, you know?
Okay.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, I do have to eat a baby.
You have to eat a baby?
Yeah, yeah.
So I've got to go find one.
Do girls do that?
Like the blood thing?
Oh, that's just no, that's, you're thinking of the new moon, which is when all the girls, we get together and we, y'all have to eat everyone has a diva cup.
And we, we take our diva cup and we pour it into the fire and then we dance around the fire.
Wait, I didn't know about that.
That's only when it's a new moon.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
But it doesn't happen very often.
Okay.
But no.
And so she was, she gave me advice.
And just, so just so you guys know.
Okay, what about other than the Illuminati rituals?
What kind of real advice did the famous Valkyrie be on the cover of a magazine?
Yeah, she was like, duh, just be on Vogue.
Yeah, just be on Vogue.
Vogue Valkyrie.
Okay, thanks, Ray.
No, she like, she told me how our team works, and it's like really intense.
And it made me overwhelmed.
It's a big ass team.
I was like, what do they all do?
Yeah.
And so I'm on a team now.
You could be like me.
Be fucking.
He has no team.
I know.
I can't go your method.
Why?
Because you stream 12 hours a day.
He has no team.
He has no time.
I am the team.
I know.
I can't be you.
That's the best way to do it.
It's funny.
I have more of a team than he does, and I don't do anything.
Yeah.
I mean, it's great, though.
You post TikToks.
I do.
Sometimes.
I've got a TikTok team.
I want to start making TikToks.
Also, I know what we're going to be for Halloween, but I'm not telling you guys.
Wait, you're choosing our Halloween costumes?
Always.
Can we be slutty?
No, Austin.
Okay, you can be.
Thank you.
Okay.
I want to be slutty.
Okay.
I only have so many slutty years left.
You're going to love it.
Okay.
Cause I'm 30.
Dog, you have a fansly.
Oh, that's right.
I do have a fansly.
The fuck do you?
You should be doing Halloween shoots.
I will.
Okay.
I have, before we get to like Christmas.
You never talked about Blake Law.
Yeah, Blake Lively.
I'm thinking about it.
And also Chapel Roan, too.
And Chapel Rone.
Before we get into that, I have on the docket something that we did last night.
My brother and his fiance.
I saw that I texted him.
Did you text Murat and say, congrats?
I told him.
I told him in person.
Well, you told him last night, not when he actually proposed to his girlfriend, but he's fine.
You're a bad friend.
Hey, wait, stay here.
I thought it would be more impactful to tell him in person.
Yeah, no, it's cool.
You're going to get invited to his wedding.
I was thinking about that last night.
Because he was like talking about it.
He was talking about it to my buddy Chris from college, who's here with his girlfriend.
And I could tell like Murat was not factoring Austin into the equation of the wedding at all.
It's okay.
You don't want to go to a wedding.
No, no, no.
I would actually really like to go.
Oh, I'll ask him if you want to go.
You can't ask to be invited to a wedding.
I know.
It feels.
What do you mean?
I'm curious.
I was sitting next to them and they were talking about the wedding.
And could you tell?
I was like, am I going?
Am I going to be a good person?
I always know when you're in a panic mode.
When you're in stressed out.
When you were just sitting there like.
And I was drinking a Diet Coke, so I was caffeinating.
Yeah, I was going crazy.
So that's the thing I wanted to talk about.
I wanted to get a wedding.
Last night we go to this fucking place that they chose.
It's like the most normy place of all time for dinner.
It was like, it was trying to be so many things.
Like the food was decent, but it was also like one of those places where they have the sparkly things where they come out and they're like, yeah.
You know, I hate that shit.
They're loudest.
Bottle service.
They also had bottle service.
I was thinking like chilies when it's your birthday.
Yeah, they had bottle service.
They had bottle service, but they also had like live music and it was so loud and I hated it.
Without having to make that shit in Vegas last year.
Anyway, but we go to this place, we sit down and I'm just watching Austin interact with this restaurant.
Like it is the funniest thing.
He's like a baby.
Like a man who's never been to a restaurant before.
He's like looking at a menu.
Okay.
It's the most basic fucking menu.
No, it's the most basic menu.
He's just like appetizers, sides, mains, right?
Like that's literally the menu.
And he's like trying to figure it out and he's confused.
So he just like asked like my friend's girlfriend.
He's like, so how does this work?
And he had to be walked through the steps because he thought it was like a prefix menu where you just like select like one from each context is tweet that can't read.
We sit down and he starts ordering everything on the menu.
So I thought it was like a course thing.
Like you chose ordering for the table.
I don't know.
It was confusing.
And the menu was in Italian.
No, it wasn't.
It was not in Italian.
Yes, it was.
No, just not in English.
No, just the top, like where it says appetizers.
Instead of saying appetizers, it just said like appariti or whatever.
Maybe Austin was feeling shy.
Yeah.
But like, what?
You saw Brussels sprouts and you didn't realize that that was the sides?
Like, what do you mean?
I didn't know.
But I did end up ordering and I got confused.
I had a great, I had a potato soup.
So that's the other thing I was going to say.
That's the other thing I was going to say, which was shocking to me.
He saw the soup of the day, chef's selection, and he went for it and immediately asked.
What is the soup of the day?
He loves soup.
Yeah.
Which is shocking because we're at dinner.
So I wanted to open this up to everybody that are in the comment section.
Okay.
It felt like I was in a fucking Seinfeld bit where I was like, who the fuck orders soup at night?
Yeah.
When are you supposed to get soup?
Soup is a lunch product.
That's crazy.
Like some exceptions for dinner.
If it's like a French onion soup or something.
No, no, no, no.
Soup is a lunch product.
Super salad.
You are wrong, Keith.
Yes.
So that's my take on it.
I would like to hear.
He said, who asked what the soup of the day was?
The first item is soup of the day.
Yeah, you're 70 years old.
You are 70 fucking years.
No, no, no.
I love soup.
He has way more.
You have way more old tendencies than I do.
Get up at like 6:30 in the morning, listening to NPR on speakerphone, going and doing like your workout routine in the morning.
I'm sorry that I'm extremely regimented.
No, you're just extremely regimented.
You go to bed, you break your hip, your knees hurt.
You're like a sheepdog.
Yeah.
No, I don't break my knees, and my hips don't hurt.
He's in pain.
You are in pain more than any-year-old than I do.
No, I am.
I have arthritis.
I have not had any pain whatsoever, with the exception of this past Friday.
I went real brawlic mode.
That's what happens when you fucking push your body.
And yes, I don't push my body.
Well, I have muscle fatigue from like I have lactic acid.
Famously, I have lactic acid and muscle pain from like doing crazy amounts of school.
So, let me rewind this for the audience.
Hassan just berated me for ordering soup.
Yes, I did.
I literally was like, Yeah, I thought that you were like, it's a very old man thing to do.
Potato soup, too.
I made potato soup for dinner the other night.
That's delicious.
Weird.
Y'all are weird.
No, you're wrong.
I think soup is like a lunch thing in the middle of a cold winter.
You have it at lunch.
No.
Well, it never gets cold in LA, so you have to have it at night when it's chilly.
In America, we eat soup for dinner.
Okay.
I just, I thought it was weird.
First of all, there's hella cultures where they eat soup every meal.
Like, especially the further out east you go in Asia, all they eat is soup.
I love soup.
I love soup.
Anyway, I thought that that was strange.
And by the way, I'm talking about like hardy soups and shit.
Yeah.
And not like ramen.
If you turn around and say that's like, I think it's ramen's good.
That's not that for dinner.
That's not technically soup.
It is technically soup.
It's no, I think that that's like a dinner.
That's technically.
That is a that's a that's an acceptable, appropriate dinner soup.
I don't think people have very strong opinions.
Marsh, what do you think?
I have a strong opinion on it.
He loves soup.
You're 3v1 here.
You're just wrong.
I knew I was right.
I thought it's like a, I thought it was like a lunch, you know, with the side of a sandwich type situation.
I'm going to say, I don't, this sounds mean.
I don't mean it mean.
I don't care to go to, like, I don't care to take up a space at Murat's wedding.
However, I will make their wedding cake for free if they want it.
But I will drop it off and I will leave.
Do you would you go if you were invited to the wedding?
Oh, yeah, but like it would make sense if they didn't invite me.
Murat and I have, we talk once every three months.
I'm like on the fence.
No, I'm saying he doesn't need to invite me, but I'll make sure you're going to be aware of that.
I want you guys to be there.
It's not your wedding.
I mean, it'd be sick, though.
I'm sure he would appreciate it.
I would, I will go to his wedding no matter where it is in the world if he invites me.
I won't.
So if she has to give a plane, she's not going to be able to do it.
The problem with weddings.
Judy, when do I get married?
I'm not going.
Wait, but what if anything?
It's a blessing for a wedding for someone to be like, listen, I'll set out.
And here's a free cake.
Because like every single person is a headcount that you have to deal with.
Venues have maxes.
Each person is a catering number.
Yeah, that's true.
Each person is a seat assignment.
Each person is a freaking.
It gets annoying.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know how many uncles you have.
Do you got a lot of uncles that are going to have to come to this thing?
No.
Oh, well, never mind.
Yes, we'll make it.
Yeah.
Can we?
Murat.
No.
He's outside.
He's not going to hear you.
He's working on his car.
Okay.
He's always working on his car.
Yeah.
He's always working on his car.
But I'll make his cake for free if he wants it.
Okay.
Good to know.
I'll also make it.
It's cake down.
You know, that's one aspect of the wedding that we locked up.
Done.
Are they trying to get married within the year, like a year?
No, like next year.
Can I bring a date to the wedding?
Oh my God.
What?
Not allowed.
No, it's not.
Unless it's a woman.
Weddings are so.
I feel like you should get your significant other.
It's a straight wedding.
You can't be gay at a straight wedding.
It depends.
Can you be my dad?
It depends on the budget.
Okay.
If people do dates or not, but like sometimes dates will go to like the closest people.
And I'm going to argue that maybe you're not best friends with Murat.
I've had breakfast with him a few times.
He did not.
I've had breakfast with my lawyer and we're not that close.
He did not recount the breakfast as a pleasant experience as well.
He loves talking about how you sat on the side of like the beautiful Tokyo landscape, like overlooking the beautiful Tokyo landscape, and you weren't even looking.
The Subathon Struggle00:05:18
You were just using that as like your light when you were taking Snapchat.
Very important.
I'm supposed to be live right now with my whole house for the next 30 days.
Wait, are you doing it?
Oh, phase the fuck up.
Yeah, let's go.
So, we started a sub-athon today, but just know that I started to get to the next stage.
Are you actually in phase?
Yes.
Okay.
I'm spreading the rumors.
No, I think it's funny to pretend I am.
Yeah.
We were supposed to have Jason the Wee Wee on today.
He said he can't do it because he's doing the sub-athon.
And then I asked FaZe Banks, brother Banks, to be on, and he said he can't do it either because he's like super stressed out.
I don't think he's ready to confront me and tell you.
And tell me that he lied about the chain.
And that I'm not on FaZe, apparently.
No, tell me to bring that shit.
Do they have any women on there right now?
No.
They need one.
But I do have breakfast with Jason every Monday of the sub-athon.
Wait, that's cool.
Isn't that cute?
That's so cute.
Little ones.
Do you make him breakfast?
We're making it together.
Oh, that's so cute.
How does that work?
Everyone's doing a sub-athon at the same time.
Yeah.
So, all of us, Lacey, Ronaldo, Jason, and Max, they're all doing Adapt and Silky.
Adapt and Silky are doing it too.
Yeah.
God damn.
Yeah.
That's a lot of content that they have to find.
I don't know how they're.
They're so young, though, that it's going to be on.
I'm going to be on Jason.
They just turn on the camera and say, fuck it.
Yeah, Jason's done a really good job planning his.
Yeah, he asked me.
He's called me a few times and he's got, he's got like a fun thing planned every single day.
Yeah.
There you go.
Makes me so happy.
This guy.
Did I tell you guys that my, I got so absolutely like I got bullied by my nephew.
Uh-oh.
Who's like 15?
Why?
Because he said he came.
I hadn't seen him in a couple years.
He did a slur.
He's like, no, he's like 6'4.
Oh, I know.
He's like 6'4.
And he comes up to me.
He's like, What's up, Lil Unk?
Oh, he called you Lil Unk?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Yeah, he called me Lil.
You are.
You are Lil.
No, he said Lil Unk.
And I said, Listen here, you little.
That's right.
And then what'd you say?
I said, Don't you ever call me that again.
Wow.
I love that you're Lil.
And then what did he say?
He's been called me.
Then he called you the slur back.
No, no.
I got, I have big fucking nephews.
My nephews are like, my, like, I think my oldest nephew is 18 and he's 6'4.
Like, what happened to you, bro?
It's my brother.
My half-brother's like 6'2.
Your shit dried up, dude.
No, dude, it could be worse.
My older brother, I've got a brother that's 6'2, and I've got a brother that's 5'6.
So it could have been worse.
Wow.
Okay, fair.
Do you want to talk about Blake Lively?
Yes.
You had that amazing transition earlier and we still haven't gotten it.
I know.
What's going on with Blake Lively, Cutie?
What?
Just making sure I can fit this all in this.
What time are we at, Marsh?
Perfect.
Perfect.
If it goes into the Patreon, it goes in the Patreon.
Yep.
What's going on?
We'll save Chapel for Patreon as well.
Okay.
How many fucking minutes are you going to talk about Blake Lively?
God damn.
Girly Pop Nation, we're locked in.
Anyway, let me send you the slideshow, Marsh.
Oh, you're a slideshow.
Oh, my God.
Cutie is making up for her previous racism.
For the record, I was never racist.
While you're pulling that up, I do have something to say.
When Lug got hit by me in my car when he was on his Vezpa, I texted him, Hey, I hope you're doing all right, King.
No response.
The fuck is going on?
He wasn't texting anyone.
Does this dude hate me?
What the fuck?
No, you too.
You both.
I always will hit you guys up to be like, I hope you guys are doing well.
Dead.
Nothing.
Wait, you hit them up to be like to check in every now and then.
I talk to you all the time, so I don't need to hit him.
He ignores my calls.
That is ridiculous.
I picked up when you fucking called me while I was on stream.
Yeah, I know.
I picked up the streets.
I picked up all of you.
He did.
Literally, that's how it content.
No, no, I normally don't pick up because I'm on stream.
This time I did.
I'm nervous.
Not only that, but also I text you about my dad sometimes.
Yeah, one time.
Okay, I'm just saying, like, this is ridiculous.
I think I'm, I think I'm in a relationship with your dad.
I am a good friend who is constantly, I'm defeating the allegations of autism, and Hassan is not around.
I literally am trying my fucking very best.
I'm not a texter.
You are cold, bitch.
That's what you are.
Okay.
I text you anytime you're like in a bad mood.
I'll be like, oh, is everything good?
No response.
That's not a bad mood.
I'm just busy.
That's and tired.
Hassan, I am working on an album.
I'm working on being famous.
I'm working on opening a store.
I'm working on the streamer awards.
I'm working on other things.
There's more.
I'm doing a lot.
There's more that you can't tell us.
I'm sorry I'm not texting you back, but I'm getting those Benjamins.
I'm actually not getting paid.
I'm losing a lot of money on that store, but it's okay.
And I'm spending money on it.
But maybe eventually eventually you will be a professional.
That's my business.
It's karma.
Every business was losing money before they bought it.
Every business will be profitable if you do it long enough.
Yep.
That's right.
That's what they say.
Okay.
Bad business advice.
Okay.
What Girly Pop Nation cares about this week, everybody.
Working On Fame00:15:11
It is the This Ends With Us drama.
Next slide.
Wow.
These are, I did a great job.
How long did this take you?
I don't know.
I did it last night after winning two games of League of Legends.
Oh, do you like Halo?
I love Halo.
I mean, I've never really, really?
We do LAN.
We have, not we.
Nick invented Penis Star League and we play LAN Halo on Saturday nights.
And I just was playing last night and then I came home, played two games.
I was killing it.
Is it like just like offline?
Just landing on the list.
Yeah, just literally LAN.
We have so much.
Nick has eight Xboxes and we're all set up.
We have headphones.
It's super fun.
When I moved to LA, I'd love to be invited.
That was one of the games I played.
He's moving to LA before you fly, by the way, for sure.
It wasn't my bet.
I don't give a shit.
I don't know where the money was coming from.
It was $10,000, and I have no idea who it was going to be.
Who is going to pay?
Okay, anyway, this is Blake Lively versus Justin.
I don't know how to say his last name, Bulgoni.
Bulldoni.
I love how much drama has existed around this movie that I feel like everyone just said was mid.
And did anyone even watch it?
Well, that's the thing.
Okay.
So as everybody knows, everybody's loved Blake Lively for a really long time, even though she like...
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everyone's loved Blake Lively.
She's done some questionable things.
She was really mean to Leighton Meester on Gossip Girl, but we were like, okay, we'll let that slide.
And then she was on set or like as her character?
Like on set.
Yeah, and like in interviews and stuff.
Okay.
And like, also, she like, you know, was a bit of a home wrecker, but it takes two to be a home record in Ryan Goss.
What's his name?
Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson.
Anyway, you know, but like she's still great.
She's America's sweetheart.
Damn, she downgraded from fucking Ryan Reynolds to Colin Joast of SNL.
He's crazy.
But she's happy.
And so that's all that matters.
It's not a flop if you're happy.
Anyway, so they both love this movie, essentially.
So Justin, if you don't know, It Ends With Us is a book written by Colleen Hoover.
It's a questionable book.
It's not the best thing in the entire world.
We talked about this a little bit.
Like the themes of abuse in it, right?
There's themes of abuse in it.
Glorify it a little bit.
Spoiler.
Spoiler.
I read the book.
I read.
I love.
I read.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Boo.
I read this book.
I want to say like two years ago because it was like really popping off.
I think it was like Milena that recommended it, actually.
But it essentially starts with this florist, and she's so great.
And she meets this neurosurgeon, and they fall in love quickly.
And then he like abuses her once.
And then, you know, and it escalates slowly as most abuse situations do with manipulation and all sorts of stuff like that.
However, she also like escapes one time and like goes hangs out essentially with like her ex from high school.
And then, so it's like it's kind of like a love triangle thing where you're like, she should be with that guy, but she's with this awful guy and blah, blah, blah.
And her mom also used to be abused.
And so at some point, right after she gives birth to like their child, she says, you know, he abuses her one more time.
And then she's like, it ends with us, the cycle of abuse.
And she's.
Wait, she says the title.
Yeah.
And, and sorry.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, that's the type of Cole.
Fucking corny as hell.
Colleen Hoover is a type of author that is like really easy to consume and not the most imaginative writing, I will say.
She's not like, but that's like Harry Potter.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a lot of books.
Like even like the Court of Rose and Thorns that I'm reading right now.
It's like such an easy read.
It's not the most amazing thing in the world, but it's like an easy read.
It was an easy read.
Anyway, so Justin Bulgone, I'll just call him Justin.
Justin gets like the rights to make this book into a movie, right?
And he's the director.
But then Blake Lively also loves this book.
And Colleen Hoover, like they link up essentially.
And Colleen Hoover's like, oh, Blake Lively's got to play the 23-year-old.
How old is Blake in this movie?
I don't know.
But not, not 23.
No, and she's gorgeous, but like she's 37.
She's almost 40.
But they're like, oh, she's got to be.
She's playing a 23-year-old.
Goddamn.
Yeah, she's got to play the 23-year-old in this movie, of course.
So Colleen, like, kind of chooses Blake herself, and Blake chooses herself as well.
And then they come on this project, and Blake actually helps produce it.
So she money out of her pocket.
Like, she really is invested in this project.
However, it becomes this weird dynamic of like her constantly taking control and really pushing Justin out of the picture.
And we're like, huh, okay.
In all the press, we start seeing them show up separately.
So she's doing interviews with the cast and he's doing interviews alone.
And everyone's like, again, we love Blake.
So we're like, Team Blake.
What is wrong with this guy?
I also hate men.
So that's like automatically, that's a W for Blake for not being a man.
And all of the author included and the cast, everyone unfollows him on Instagram.
So we're like, okay, what?
What's wrong with this guy?
Girls are fighting.
There's no way.
There's no way this is Blake.
Next slide.
Yeah.
So to recap, essentially, that's everything I just said.
So next.
Justin's male podcast co-host.
Hold on.
That's a serious.
That's important.
Justin's male podcast co-host were with him while his female co-host was with Blake and didn't mention him at all.
Yeah.
So like no one is talking.
So that's that's it does really become like girly pop nation versus like something's wrong with this guy.
So everyone's like, okay, maybe he's not taking this seriously because he's directing it and this is like a show that should be maybe about like the woman's perspective because she was abused and blah blah blah.
So is he taking it seriously?
Click on that.
We've got a little TikTok, the first one on the is he taking it seriously.
You're going to click on the actual, not that one.
No, not number one.
You clicked on number one.
You need to click on is he taking it seriously.
Are you taking it seriously, Marge?
So this is him on the red carpet when asked about it.
Gender-based violence, I think that was very hard for me.
I almost had to step out of my body.
There were a lot of times even thinking about it is hard.
There were a lot of times where I would have to go privately into a room and just cry or shake it out and try to get him out of me and that energy out of me, because I didn't want it's too real.
And there are uh, there are, there are too many people put in pause for a second.
He's giving male feminists but like it kind of in a yeah but like no, but like not in a good way, I mean like in the pejorative.
I don't know why.
Okay, I can't tell.
There's like yeah, maybe he's over correcting a little bit too many world that have to deal with that every single day and I wanted it to be as real as possible and yet it was, it was.
It was very hard to shoot those scenes.
Yeah.
But luckily, the only way it was possible is, you know, I had an incredible intimacy coordinator.
I had an incredible stunt coordinator.
Both of them were women.
And then there was Blake.
Wait, they had to hire a especially between those two.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
In Hollywood sets, when they have depictions of abuse or any kind of sexual scene whatsoever, there's always an intimacy coordinator.
And there will be a stunt coordinator choreographing the scenes as well.
Oh, I thought there was like a stunt woman.
I mean, it could be, depending on what it is.
If you're like physically beating someone, for sure.
That kind of stuff is like really...
Like, I think back in the day, people would just let it rip.
You know what I mean?
Nowadays, all that shit is super dialed in.
Yeah, yeah.
And navigating all of those scenes because I was stepping, I needed to play Ryle.
And in those moments, to be perfectly frank, I really wasn't the director.
It was those women that were in charge.
And from the beginning, I wanted all of them.
Okay, never mind.
I take it back.
He seems sincere.
No, he does.
He seems sincere.
So at first, I thought he was being kind of weird about it.
But then now I'm like, no, he's taking it seriously.
Yeah.
So we see this and we're like, okay, he's taking it seriously.
Plus on his Instagram, he's partnered with this domestic violence like help.
Is that something?
No, I forget what it's called, but it's a help, like essentially find help.
Let me see.
It's probably still linked.
Justin Baldoni, no more org is who he's partnered with.
I noticed that as a member of the cast, you also don't follow him.
True, I'm a member of the cast.
Yeah, so that's a little weird that you still haven't re-followed him after what happened on set, but okay.
So he's like, so he's taking it very seriously.
It's part of his Instagram bio, right?
And so we're like, okay, well, he seems to be taking this seriously.
Wait, but why did the director cast himself as the abusive guy, right?
Like, okay, that's weird.
Especially when he felt so uncomfortable with it.
Exactly.
So then we're like, huh, clearly, like, you know, trying to figure out what's wrong here.
So this is, he actually answered that question as well.
Which.
Well, early on, when I first read the book, I had an assistant at the time who said, you should play Ryle.
And I think we all have these moments where, you know, you read something or you have a dream about something, and then that voice inside shows up and it's like, oh, you could never do it, or you're not good enough.
Or, you know what?
A better actor should play that role.
So I think that deep down I always wanted to try, but I was afraid.
And I didn't let myself dream or think that I could do it.
And I would never want to ever harm the movie and harm this book.
And then Colleen sent me an email just before we closed her option agreement.
It was a very short email.
And it said, have you ever thought about acting in the project?
Ryle, perhaps?
I could see it.
And I think that that email and her believing in me gave me permission to believe in myself.
So it's like, okay, wait, he's done an answer for that too.
Right?
So all of us are like, okay, wait a second.
So why are we mad at Justin?
Because he seems to be like fine.
And so then we're like, well, what about Blake?
How is she promoting this movie?
And interesting.
Blake Lively here.
Colleen Hoover and It Ends With Us is in theaters now.
So grab your friends, wear your florals, and head out to see it.
So she's doing this promo spree where every single interview, she's trying to slay like Margot Robbie did for Barbie because Margo Robbie for Barbie is pink, like the cutest outfits, whatever.
Every single interview Blake does for this movie, she's wearing florals because she's like, she's playing a girly pop.
She's doing girly pop.
You can't do girly pop.
Can I ask you something?
As a person who read the book.
Uh-huh.
Like, are the vibes like because sometimes, and you know, excuse me for being a man here about it, but like sometimes there is glorification of this sort of stuff in like a lot of the junk books that people read.
Is it more in line with that?
And therefore, is Blake actually like embodying the spirit of how this work is supposed to be consumed?
And then the director is like, no, there's domestic violence in this.
This is pretty fucking serious.
So is there like a is there like mixed messages on how the movie's direction was supposed to go in terms of like how the book is supposed to be assumed based on the book?
No.
Based on Blake and Justin's opinions, yes.
Based on the book, I mean, the book's pretty straightforward.
There's no like, there's no frills and there's no like really funny moments.
It's just like.
No, no, not even funny, but like 50 Shades of Gray type situation.
That's where it gets questionable is it does get a little sexy.
So that's what I was saying.
Like maybe there's even 50 Shades of Gray is, it was never spun as like a rom-com and Blake's like, get your girly pops.
It's a blah, blah, blah.
No, I know, but like, I'm saying, like, it's more.
I guess that I'm going to be able to do that.
You're saying is it supposed to be horny or is it supposed to be like, this is serious?
I don't think it's supposed to be horny.
Okay.
But that was maybe that's like my takeaway from when I read the book is that even the sex scenes in the book, like the schmutty parts, they're not like that good.
Okay.
So it's kind of like they do have sex a lot in the book and like that's like one part of it.
And so it is like pretty sexy, but like it gets serious pretty quick.
So it's hard to like even it's like the juxtaposition is like that's what people get mad at Colleen Hoover for.
It's like, oh.
So that's what I mean.
Like who is embodying the spirit and like what the author wanted to do with this?
And obviously there's always going to be diversions with a director who's going to have a different opinion on the work and a good auteur is going to obviously add themselves into the equation.
But in this situation, it's a guy.
So is he supposed to add himself into the equation?
Is he supposed to be like, you know, as I don't know.
I think regardless, like just if there is domestic violence, you just, it's hard to, when you're communicating that in a media form, it's hard to lighten the mood.
Yeah.
Well, Blake is doing that.
But Blake is doing it.
She's being quite live.
She's also doing other things.
Okay.
All right, let's see.
I trust you.
Like, I don't think it's anyone else promoing her new hair care line every chance she gets.
Okay, I don't care.
Let's do this.
I mean, being big.
Look at that.
Like, during the promotion of the movie, so even, like, even on the red carpet, she'll just like casually bring up her new hair care line.
And it's like, okay.
And like, again, like, you know, it's the florals to everything.
Like, genuinely, cool marketing for the wrong movie.
Like, go to number three.
Big dogs gotta eat.
You know, she's trying to make that paper.
Most of us in an interview about a few moments to maybe speak with you guys.
But for people who see this movie, who relate to the topics of this movie on a deeply personal level, they're really going to want to talk to you.
This movie is going to affect people and they're going to want to tell you about their life.
So if someone understands the themes of this movie, comes across you in public, and they want to really talk to you, what's the best way for them to be able to talk to you about this?
How would you recommend they go about it?
I'm just like asking for like my address or my phone number or like my location share.
I could just location share you and then we could, I'm just curious what heroes are.
Social security number.
I'm a Virgo, so I'm like, are we talking legitimately?
Can I be real?
I think it's kind of a weird question.
It is a weird question for sure.
But her answer isn't like she should be media trained enough to not answer that way.
She should say.
She should be a little bit more sensitive to the I've never gone through this personally.
I'm playing a role of someone that has.
Exactly.
I would share resources.
Like that's the obvious answer.
I wouldn't be like, oh, so you want my phone number?
Yeah, yeah, no, no.
It's a terrible way to answer it.
Also weird question because you're like opening the door for like normalizing, just like approaching people.
Yeah.
So people started comparing that compared to Justin's, who's like, serious, here's resources, here's that.
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And they're like, okay.
Next slide.
Where is this?
I'm actually invested now.
I'm fucking locked in.
You got me.
So it turns out, like, which one of these do you think should be the movie cover for a movie about domestic violence?
Probably the one on the right.
I mean, both of them are still missing the mark a little bit, but the one on the right seems a little bit more serious in tone.
The one on the left.
The one on the left seems more like...
I mean, I guess the one on the left could end.
How does the movie end?
She leaves him.
Okay, I mean, that could be, I feel like the one on the left kind of portrays like a position of.
No, I like the one on the right because it says we break the pattern or the power.
I mean, it has that in both of them.
But I feel like the one on the right also leaves room for like, is it smutty?
Whereas the one on the left could be like powerful woman on her own, but like the flowers and whatnot make it seem like it's more, it's less serious in tone.
So the one on the left is the one that ended up being used.
The one on the right is the one that Justin Beldoni wanted to use.
It looks more serious than the one on the right.
And so it turns out, as part of this process, there was a lot of like head-butting between Justin and Blake.
Like Blake would step in and to the point that she brought in her own editor, the one that Ryan Reynolds used for Deadpool.
And she had Deadpool.
Yep.
And she had the Deadpool editor make her own edit of the movie.
Oh my God.
Which is like not chill when you're not the director.
But Colleen was on board with Blake doing it, right?
Yeah.
And so Colleen is like, you know, like, okay.
And so they both have a version of the movie that they screen in like separate theaters to like test.
Like Blake screens hers and he screens his.
And it's like, that's crazy.
We know what performs better or what.
His.
And so they go with his cut of the movie.
But like Blake's all mad, right?
And like even in interviews with Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds is like, yeah, I had to come in and save this movie.
Like I rewrote a scene or two.
He also rewrote the scene during the writer's strike, which is a big fuck you to all the writers that are striking for a livable wage.
He like just came in, took their job, rewrote it because, you know, he's Ryan Reynolds.
And so a lot of people are like mad about that too.
Next slide.
That's a big no-no.
Yeah.
He should know better.
That's kind of weird that he did that.
So now with all of this, people, the pendulum has swung.
They're obviously starting to take Blake's side.
However, check this out.
They've started digging a little bit.
Why is Deadpool Wolverine sold out?
I'm sorry.
I got distracted back there.
So she's like promoting the money.
That's fine.
I'm happy about that.
The Dins With Us is in theaters now.
So grab your friends, wear your florals, and head out to Lily Bloom is, oh, look at me in flowers, Lily Bloom.
It's me appreciating it.
They just like go deep sea diving in it.
This movie is going to affect people and they're going to want to tell you about their lives.
If someone understands the themes of this movie, comes across you in public, and they want to really talk to you, what's the best way for them to be able to talk to you about?
They're also like digging up old interviews of just Blake being kind of a mean girl.
So you'll see those.
Or like my location share.
We could just location share you and then the other main social security number.
I'm a Virgo, so I'm like, are we talking logistics?
Are we talking emotionally?
First of all, congrats on your little bump.
Congrats on your little bump.
What about my bump?
You've got two nice ones.
And these talk about the clothes, but I wonder if they would ask the men about the clothes.
That's what I'm saying.
I know this interviewer said she wanted to quit afterwards.
Like Blake had announced that she was pregnant.
Is that Sarah Squirm?
I don't know.
I know.
Am I crazy?
Well, I'm not the type of actor who can act without producing, you know?
Like, I can't, you can't just put me in any clothes and give me any words and have me step in and transform.
And I'm great.
Hey, Jimmy, they got clear ones.
I know better.
No clear ones?
We know better.
Why did everybody team Blake?
Well, because, well, now they're saying this, and that's where they're switching.
Right?
And so everyone's like, okay, wait, she's kind of mean.
So in that interview, you saw she had announced that she was pregnant.
So she shows up to that interview, and the interviewer says, congrats on your bump.
And she just goes, congrats on yours, too.
The interviewer was not pregnant.
The interviewer actually has said that she can't get pregnant.
She's infertile.
Oh, my God.
And so it was like, it was just like a multiple fucked up thing to say.
Also, imagine like I've announced that I'm pregnant and you're like, congrats on your bump.
And I'm like, congrats on your bump.
It was like, woo, okay.
Also, that was, that could have been a scene from Mean Girls.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Did you think they'd asked the men about that?
And then they went off on their little like.
Yeah, and ignored her, which it was, it was.
So that interviewer was talking to her about a movie that is highly focused on the fashion.
And the interviewer says, tell us about the outfits you wore.
And she goes, do you think they'd ask the men?
And the inner, the, her co-star is like, yeah, they would ask the men.
And then Blake's like, yeah, they would.
And I'm like, like, backpedaled completely after being like super mean.
Oh, so, okay.
So the interview, her, her partner was not in on it.
Yeah, her partner was not.
But then this second one are more clips from even gossip girl era of her just being like so mean.
I think I'm just brunette because of the books.
Not everyone knows blondes are nicer anyway.
So congrats on your bump.
Congrats on your little bump.
Another promise was I know pet monkey.
Chuck has a matching pet monkey with coordinating outfits.
And I was like, I would love to be part of the show, but I can't act with a monkey.
And then I got on a few of them.
What the fuck?
Wait, pause it.
Yeah, she could be.
Is she saying her co-stars are like pet monkeys?
That's crazy.
A gossip girl.
Arguably, again, I've always been a Blake lover.
She was the worst actress out of all of them on the gossip group.
But actually, Jenny was a little worse, but still.
Damn, she's mean as hell.
Yeah, just mean.
God damn.
You can't be like that.
Your job is to be like, it's gorgeous.
Did you guys love wearing those kind of clothes that you're not going to be doing?
Oh, it's not squares, Sarah's squirm.
I was wrong.
Sorry.
I wish they would ask the men about the clothes.
I would.
I love Jesse's.
That's what I'm saying.
His wardrobe is a little bit more.
She tries to recover from being like a monster and it's like, what?
Those high-waisted pants.
He's so great.
I would wish men wore Sarah Waist pants like that.
Or the father with his face.
Yeah, she tries to bounce back.
This is so awkward.
I've been on the interviewer side of this.
I had to do press junkish shit back in the day.
And it's like one of the most awkward things you have to do.
To sit there and ask these people like shit you don't give a fuck about because you're like literally trying to make content for your media organization.
And they're doing like a ton of these, right?
They're doing like a big blast.
They sit in the fucking room.
And you have to ask a question that's unique and different than like the 35 other people all the way from like, you know, like Brazilian press to you know, Associated Press in America.
And it's a shitty situation overall.
But like you have one job, you know, as a fucking actor, you got one goddamn job, man.
You just got to sit there for the whole day and white knuckle through it and just be fucking nice.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
And so a lot of people are digging, which I will say, I'm not a big fan of the digging because it's like you're going to find that you could make a hate compilation of anyone who's been online, like saying something wrong, misspeaking, whatever.
Like, so I don't know if I necessarily agree with all of that, but regardless, it is hard to watch a lot of it.
And you're like, okay.
And so Blake has been like, great.
Like, she's been like losing her mind because the pendulum swung back at her when all the pressure was supposed to be on Justin.
However, Justin did something super weird.
I don't know if this is confirmed, but it's been TMZ reported that Justin, due to all of this, hired the same PR person that Johnny Depp hired for the Amber Heard trial.
And it's like, wait, you can't do that if you're standing for domestic violence.
And then he's going to hit that.
He's going to hit that gender war angle.
So it's like, come on, be like, women ain't shit.
You see that?
They can't even depict their own domestic abuse as well as a man.
So everyone's like, wait, Justin, we were on your side.
Why you what?
Like we weren't on your side and then we were on your side.
And then, but, but then there's like been rumors that like that's uh Blake is like the one planting all this stuff because it's like People Magazine reporting it, TMZ reporting, you know, like all this stuff.
And so I don't know, but that's where it's landed.
The pendulum is swung.
Whose team are you on?
I'll be honest.
I'm right now, I'm, I'm not, I don't think I'm on Team Blake.
And none of us have seen the movie.
Yeah, and I haven't seen the movie.
And none of us are going to see the movie.
I'm not going to see it.
Based on the evidence that you showed me, it's not looking good for Blake.
Now, the weird part is that the hiring of this.
Yeah.
So I'm kind of like, I wasn't as, I'm definitely swinging a little bit back, farther back, but not all the way.
Yeah.
Do I have to pick?
Yeah.
Who are you dying for?
I'm going to be.
Who are you writing for?
Always women.
Women are always right.
You're on Team Blake.
I'm Team Blake.
After all that, women are always right.
Men are always right.
This is the first pro-woman take you've ever had on this podcast.
Is that true?
I've always been pro-woman.
You've always been anti-woman.
Yeah.
I've always been.
Now, what about you?
Well, I'm just a reporter after all.
And journalists.
Oh, yeah.
Journalists shouldn't take one of the nine calls.
You have to do it.
I have to stay neutral.
You have to do it.
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What?
You have to do it.
I'm a journalist.
Answer right now.
We'll see you on the Patreon.
We'll see you.
Behind the paywall, QD is going to leak her case.
She's so bad.
Patreon.com/slash fear.
And we'll see you next time.
Peace.
No, but it is funny because you were the gayest you've ever been last night when we were in the Uber going to the fucking donor.
This guy pulls out his fucking phone and he's looking at this.
Who was the guy?
I don't know.
He was a tennis player or something.
Who's like brawlic?
He shows me the photo.
Come on.
We have to show the photo.
No, come on.
No, no, no.
Who's the guy?
Hassan, this is a bad look.
Who's the guy?
You have to show the guy.
We have to show the guy.
Hassan's lying.
This is no, no, no.
Who is it?
Just say it.
I forget.
He's the tennis player that got really.
He's a tennis player who apparently everyone is saying is like really hot.
No, he is hot.
And like people, he literally, I was like, what are you looking at?
And it's just like a dude who's like taking his shirt off.
I was staring at a dude with his shirt off.
And you know what?
I'll say it.
I said, I was like, I was like, they were.
He went, look at this.
There's no good way to say this.
He went, look at this guy.
He's not even like that in shape.
Oh, wow.
And the dude was like in insane shape.
No, no.
But he wasn't like, he didn't have to say that.
No, I said he's in good shape.
He's in good shape.
But I was expecting like the way that everybody was saying.