Cinna and Hassan dissect chaotic social dynamics, ranging from accusations of racism to controversial claims about Caroline's habits and a restrictive Beyblade event. They debate the N-word, code-switching, and Cinna's refusal to relocate to Los Angeles due to Yellowstone fears, contrasting this with Texas grid failures. Amidst discussions on Ice Spice's drama, their 93-year-old streaming father, and potential Obama interviews, they conclude that internet fame often commodifies individuals while personal anxieties about supervolcanoes and political tensions remain unresolved. [Automatically generated summary]
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Bringing The Racist Guest00:02:16
Yeah, and also 32 people 1v1 is entirely too many people.
It's not like the way I think about it, like I'm gonna do this because you know, uh, we have sexual attention, we have sexual chemistry, and I'm trying to impress you, right?
Like, thank you.
So, obviously, like, I want to be the man that Ludwig never will be.
I want to be there for you.
So, I showed up.
Hello, everybody.
We're back.
That's right.
We have another incredible episode of Fear Ed, and we're joined by a very special guest.
Very special guest.
Yes, we are.
Couldn't be more excited to introduce our guest, Cinebrit.
It's just Cinna.
It's just Cinnab.
I'm not.
I'm not excited.
Why are you not excited?
No, we have beef.
I okay, there's a couple different things I need to mention here right off the jump.
Okay, I'm coming in locked and loaded.
All these interesting things.
Yes, I'm late.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm late because I thought you guys were going to start already because I had a phone call with the boss man.
Okay.
Okay.
I had the boss call.
You had a phone call with Bruce Ringstein?
Yeah, no, the boss of Bruce Brinkstein.
See, there's a woman guest, and then he just, you know, bails all of a sudden.
Well, I told you he had a problem with women.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, there's a couple different reasons.
One, number one, I said after Lily Pichu, no more Republican guests.
And you guys were like, you guys were like, we're going to bring the racist.
Wait, you're a racist.
Wait, is that how I'm described as the racist?
Yeah, that's how I talk about you.
We've never had a racist on our podcast before.
Have you guys ever had somebody who's black on the podcast ever?
Say again.
Have you ever had somebody who's black on the podcast?
Of course.
Of course, we have.
I'm not going to say who because we're not going to totally.
No, that's always a losing argument when you start naming black people that you know.
Right, right, right.
But yeah, we have.
But I mean, you thought I was racist white, to be fair.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
That's what I'm talking about.
We brought up a racist white on the pod who said the n-word racistly.
Racistly, a Republican who may or may not have attended January 6th.
Disney Edibles And Slurs00:10:52
I wasn't there.
Question.
I was live on that day.
I think.
Wasn't live.
I checked.
Also, also, last but not least, perhaps all of these things I can excuse, including the racism, the white supremacy.
But a tier three Patreon loyal subscriber to the yard.
Oh my God.
Yes.
She's a yard again.
A top Discorder on the yard Discord.
And I heard Grapevine, you've never watched this podcast.
What?
Who told you that?
The Grapevine.
You did, actually.
She's the great vine.
She's the grapevine.
Yeah, I have never.
Okay, to be fair.
Watch the yard.
It's really not helping the racist allegations, first of all.
I know, because they're all white, but like, the yard is kind of funny.
She literally.
What are you saying about us?
No, no, she literally funny enough for you.
She literally because we have a woman.
I won't speak.
No, that's what it is.
No, that's literally what it is.
She's not speaking right now.
I might be homophobic.
We have a gay guy.
We have a gay guy.
We're full gay.
Not bisexual.
Full gay.
We have a Muslim and we have a woman.
You're Muslim.
And a ginger.
And she's trying to replace us.
And a ginger.
She's like the most oppressed, honestly, the whole group.
Do you know how many ginger characters have been replaced?
There are none anymore.
Wasn't there like a princess with like the little fucking mermaid?
No, there was the one chick with like the green dress.
Ursula?
Brave.
Yeah, is it her?
What about her?
She's like a fucking princess or some shit, right?
She's like a Scottish ne'er-do-well who rides a bear.
Yeah, is she not good enough for you?
She's never good enough for me.
She's getting replaced eventually when the live action comes out.
You know, Will, you're one of the good ones.
So that's right, I shouldn't say that.
I just said I was homophobic too.
It's really nice.
No, I'm okay with it.
Sorry.
You like homophobia?
I don't enjoy homophobia.
However, I have to tolerate it.
He doesn't like homophobia.
Any intention, he's okay with it.
He loves homophobia.
Okay, so even if it's like a homophobic, I like homophobia in an erotic sense.
Oh, okay.
So if somebody yells like the F-slur at you while you're walking down the street, you're like, Slay.
Yeah, just put a few of you.
Oh, yeah.
No, no.
Like, I don't think being called the F-slur is appropriate.
Right.
Okay.
Unless you're sucking my gun.
No.
I'm learning so much about it.
Oh, you know what?
To be honest, Will, I don't.
I don't know how I'd feel if somebody was giving me head and then called me the F-slur.
Love it.
So just to clarify, you'd come immediately.
No, no, I don't.
I don't know.
I don't know how.
That's a weird dynamic, isn't it?
Because now they're in the submissive.
They're in the submissive role calling you the F-slur, which is weird in a way.
So they have to be in the dominant role in order for it to be called him the F-slur.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
I thought that would be more appropriate.
Anyway, I feel like I'm making cutie uncomfortable.
I'm sorry.
I am admittedly being a filthy little, dirty little slut, and I'm getting Cinna and I tickets to Disneyland right now.
I'm so excited.
Perfect time for a segment I've prepared.
Wow.
We need to bury the hatchet, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, my God.
Bury the hatchet.
Oh, I'm very excited.
How much?
Speaking of Scottish, I brought a traditional Scottish beer.
This is Bether.
Oh, I love Bether.
That was good.
That was a really good idea.
I thought we could all try a little bit.
At 10:30 in the morning, by the way.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm so glad you're going to be able to do it.
It's shiny bright.
The best possible time.
I just want to say that.
The best possible time to have a brief.
You think that I'm the problematic one when you have him on the podcast and he's like talking about doming people and saying the F-slur?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it comes from a position of authority.
Yeah, you guys are like kind of similar.
Like you're a Scottish beer.
You're kind of white passing, even though you're half black.
I'm on the red white passing.
And Austin is very straight passing, and he is uncomfortable, or used to be uncomfortable saying the F-slur.
I'm white passing too.
I'm a Lebanese American.
You are white, bro.
You are white.
That's what you're doing.
My mom last night was shocked when she found out that you had Lebanese heritage.
I just don't appreciate you diminishing my bloodline.
All right, guys.
I don't think you're Turkish.
Classic Hassan movie.
Burying the hatchet.
Senna, you're a welcome guest.
Let's all enjoy this delicious Scottish beer together.
Is this beer?
Yes.
How much is this?
Roast.
Oh, that doesn't smell like beer.
That does not smell like beer.
You fucking piece of shit.
Oh.
So that is the highest alcohol by volume beer in the world.
That's not beer.
It is.
It's 75% alcohol by volume beer.
I specially ordered it just for you guys.
It's the highest alcohol content beer ever made.
That was ever clear.
That was awesome.
I feel like I just drank rubbing alcohol.
Wait, I'm going to be honest.
I kind of want to get drunk.
Hey.
Right now?
It's 10:30 in the morning.
Damn, bring it around.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
Can I take another sip?
Yeah.
Wait, what is the warning?
Can you give me the bottle?
So the warning is a flammability label.
I'm just covering it with my hand.
That's insane.
Warning.
This beer is strong.
Do not exceed 35 milliliters in one city.
Is that like the whole bottle?
No.
35 milliliters?
It is not the whole bottle.
This is like, this is, how do you even call that a bottle?
The whole bottle is 330 milliliters.
I want to go on record and say that I lied about eating today.
I did not eat.
So it's really hot.
I feel super warm.
I'm so.
I'm going to be honest.
I feel awesome.
Turns out all you need is a shot.
I think I want to go get to the Celt.
Cheers.
Prost.
I feel, okay, I can, I already downloaded.
I can openly admit this now, now that the call hat took place.
I had a phone conversation with someone from the Barack Obama team earlier today, and we are potentially setting up an interview.
What if you weren't supposed to leave and now it ruins it?
I just want to thank you for the opportunity.
You are not going to be anywhere near the conversation.
Yeah, Austin.
Can you tell Obama I said what's up my.
I'm going to talk to Obama.
Hold on, Hassan.
I can be a producer.
You are not going to be standing in the room.
I'm not going to be near the conversation.
I'll just stand up.
I need to be there to keep it light.
He's in Chicago at the DNC.
You're not coming.
Can you tell him I said what's up my I will not be doing that.
Please don't hard R. Hassan.
No, that's how they'll know you're legit.
With me?
I'm not saying that.
Hassan, I need you.
I need this.
Oh, you need it.
Oh, okay.
No, you're right.
My children.
He blew off.
Joe Biden.
Think about this.
I had a chance to meet Barack Obama two weeks ago, and now one of my good friends is interviewing him.
Why didn't he meet him two weeks ago?
Don't let me in the room.
You know, he's making me feel crazy.
I know.
I had somebody.
Well, I love that you sold this as beer.
You're a piece of shit.
It's beer.
It's famous for being the highest alcohol by volume beer.
I'm kind of going to be fucked up.
So that's the one Obama situation.
The other thing is like, I also have, I would say, someone more important than Barack Obama.
I got squeezy in the waiting outside because we worked out this morning.
And because he's on vacation, I was not going to ask him to be on the podcast.
But I want to just yell at him real quick.
Yo, Lucas, your food is here.
Guys, when I first started streaming, I wanted to sell hot, hot merch in dice with my animals' faces on it.
I got, well, it was hard at first until I found Shopify.
Wow.
Yeah.
You didn't know that?
No, I had no idea.
And so that, my very first merch drop was through Shopify.
I've got these cute little sweaters and I put my animals on them.
I had a little photo shoot with my animals and I used Shopify and they made it so easy.
And did you know they actually power 10% of all e-commerce in the U.S. didn't know that.
Yeah.
They're the global force behind a lot of different stores like Allberg's, Rothy's, Brooklinen.
There's a bunch of stuff.
I love Brooklinen.
I know.
I just bought some of their towels.
I only use their betting.
I use their betting all over the place.
People didn't even know this.
You guys didn't know.
And what you also didn't know is you could sign up for $1 per month trial at shopify.com slash fear, all lowercase.
Yeah.
All lowercase.
Yes.
All lowercase.
No capital.
Just making sure I got that.
Okay.
So you can go to shopify.com slash fear now to grow your business, no matter what stage you're in.
If you're in my stage, you're just, you don't know what to do.
You just want to sell something.
I'm going to sell some Taylor Swift bracelets soon.
I'm excited.
I'm going to buy it.
And I'm going to throw it on my Shopify.
Shopify.com slash fear.
What do you think about that, Hassan?
So he's good.
So like I'm being a bad friend.
I'm being a bad podcast co-host.
That's why I was late to the pod.
Did you shit on me when you got here?
No, that was fine.
That was actually valid and deserved.
No, I don't think it's valid at all.
I think it was valid and deserved.
I mean, you just really hate women.
I'm finding that out about you.
Oh, dude, he hates women.
That's fine.
See, if it's, he doesn't hate women.
Yeah.
He just looks at them as objects.
Oh, my God.
That's hating.
That's hating women.
Do you objectify women?
All the time.
All the time.
I'm like, non-stop.
I'll be honest.
That's all I do.
I do apologize for anything that I say within the next 30 days.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm a little, I'm a little fucked.
Will, this was a brilliant movie.
Thank you.
This was a brilliant fucking movie.
I do have a content.
Dude, Cutie's been checking out for 25 minutes.
My card keeps getting declined.
Maya, I can't tell if I'm dyslexic or maybe later we booked the Disney trip.
The problem with it is if you don't know, the reservations run out.
So if you don't book it now, it might not get it.
Cinderella's in the name.
Yeah.
That doesn't get me anything.
Really?
You can spend extra money to get something.
Wait, they don't give you anything?
You never had like a partnership offer?
No.
No, actually, one time Disney offered to sponsor me, and then they watched one of my Disney vlogs where I was talking about taking an edible and getting really high before going to Disney.
And then they dropped it.
Oh, that sucks.
That's so funny that they're just like.
They serve alcohol.
I mean, come on.
Oh, thank you.
Isn't Disney like kind of racist?
This is an extra one who won't.
Walt Disney was a Nazi, right?
Right.
I just love when I meet people that are racist and they're working on it.
So it's like really great.
Like, they're working on it.
It's so open.
Better than not.
We're so glad that you're just improving yourself, Disney.
It's like a really good job.
Code Switching In London00:05:59
Yeah.
Well, bro.
I'm feeling a little silly.
I drink alcohol.
Like, I used to be an alcoholic.
Like, this is a lifelong struggle.
Really?
You know, yeah, of course.
I fucking got a resident DUI.
Like, we fucking know you.
Yeah.
I didn't know that about you.
You pissed me off.
I mean, I've talked about it quite a bit, but let me just say, it's completely managed under control.
I don't drink.
I actually kind of abhor drinking now.
I hate it.
But I'm lagging now.
But the reason, no, It's not like that.
No, no, before people freak out, it's not like that.
I drink a 75% proof of alcohol.
Every now and then I drink recreationally.
The only reason why I brought this backstory to the forefront right now is to say that, like, I have a lot of experience drinking hard liquor.
Scotch is my favorite.
This thing is sitting in the back of my throat still.
Yeah, that was like dropping a bottle.
This is some ever-clear ass bullshit, bro.
I'll be honest, I feel great.
It says UK chief medical officers recommend that adults do not exceed 14 units per week.
What's a unit?
One unit.
UK Chief Medical.
No, That is no, no, that was.
I'll be honest.
I may have had a couple of units.
No, hold on, hold on.
Per week, right?
One ball v says 24.8 fucking UK units.
Come get a shank in you.
Give you a fucking Glasgow smaller.
I hate when they do accent.
I'm not good at accents, so I can't do it.
I didn't know why I'm racist.
Oh, wait, I'm racist.
He's Australian.
I'm not good at accents.
Like, I just don't do Black Sent.
Black Sent?
What's your no, no?
Can I even say something?
Can I say something real?
Yes.
You and NMP code switch a little bit when you're around.
Yeah, Nick.
Absolutely.
I don't think Nick code switches.
I think he does.
Nick code switches at the basketball game.
He does.
He does.
Wait, really?
Saying the N-word?
Willy-nilly.
He missed.
Nick says the N-word.
He does.
Yes.
He actually has missed it.
I was playing basketball.
Yeah.
Dude, that's so sick.
I'm happy.
That's twice as long.
Yeah, you gay it up a little bit.
I did gay it up.
Dude, you are the queen.
I code switching.
When I go home to my family, it gets very waspy.
Oh, it gets very waspy sometimes.
Do you do the same thing that I do where, like, if you're like when I code switch, it's just I become more New Jersey.
Like, I'll be like, yeah, yo, that's mad real.
Like, I'll say stuff like that.
That's not sure.
I went to college there.
So, like, I, you know, it's like you also have a Turkish code switch.
Yeah.
Yeah, what is your Turkish when I start spinning?
When he just goes, I'm gonna put him up.
I feel like I'm sorry, guys.
My dad's on his fucking phone again.
He won't turn it off.
No, it's just like, yeah, bro, he's old, and unfortunately, he needs like hearing aids.
Your dad and I have been talking recently.
Yeah, this is big.
Like, this is like we had, like, I said morning this morning.
No, we're not talking about it.
Yeah, my dad's gay as hell.
No, no.
Yeah.
I'm not calling his dad the ass.
No, no, no.
In the morning, like this morning, I said, good morning.
And he said, where are you going?
Like, he was inquiring.
And I said, are you going to go have some gay sex?
That's what he asked.
No, no.
I said, I'm going to the gym.
And he's like, to have gay sex.
And I was like, no.
You really say that?
No.
No.
Oh, that'd be so cute.
What's crazy?
Will and I, best friends for like 15 years at this point.
Probably my dad has talked to him a total of like eight American, like eight English words.
We have an understanding, though.
Yeah.
Well, I come in and I give him a nod.
Yeah.
But recently something changed.
I don't know what it is, but he has started actually speaking English, which is weird.
Now, before it's because I've been flirting with him.
Yo, sick.
Yo, that's crazy.
That's fucked up.
You should have more Scottish.
I've read it.
I've really dropped it.
Here's the thing.
My dad speaks fluent German.
Okay.
Went to like flirting and I did.
And not only does he speak fluent German and he's much more confident in his German, he speaks fluent English.
He graduated.
He got a PhD from the London School of Economics.
He has a doctorate from doctorate on economics from the London School of Economics.
So which means that he wrote a dissertation in English and then he defended that dissertation against like the deans of the London School of Economics.
I'm such a fucking loser.
Holy shit.
So obviously he's like very no, but like, no, your dad's boss man, for sure.
But what I'm trying to say is he can speak English.
He just has for years refused to committed to Turkish.
And it's very crazy because like there are so many instances throughout the day where he has to communicate with like a shopkeeper or, you know, when he wants a donut.
A shopkeeper.
And he becomes like an ocean.
Like an innskeeper.
He's doing a side quest.
And it's pretty funny because like he wants the donut.
He has to communicate with this person.
But for some weird reason, maybe due to his like anti-imperialist roots or something, he refuses to speak English.
So he'll just use like, hey, baby girl, how's your brat summer every time I walk in the house?
I don't know.
It's kind of comfy.
It's just a youth.
Yeah, he's just trying to hit that.
What's your Mormon code switch?
Just a little more.
Just not swearing.
No swearing.
Wait, you said that.
Swearing.
Swearing.
Yeah.
That's just how I talk.
No, you mix up medicine.
Do you use a cheeky?
No.
Do you mix up the medicine?
Do you talk about the Heavenly Father?
I don't talk about the Heavenly Father.
Do you cross your arms?
Mormon Rules And Swearing00:15:18
When we pray, yeah.
Yeah, if we're doing like... Go home and pray.
So that's like the Mormon N-word, right?
It's like, you don't believe in God anymore, but you go home and pray your ass off.
Yeah.
Is that it?
No.
I'm not like praying my ass up.
Like dinners.
So whenever I go to my sister's house, if we're having dinner, we have to pray before dinner.
So I have to pray.
What are you thinking about when you're praying?
Are you like, oh, fucking son of a moment?
I'm usually.
What do you think about Joseph's?
I'm usually peeking an eye open and I'm throwing shit at my niece after I've been talking about the children impure thoughts about Joseph.
When I'm at a table and everybody's praying, I open my eyes to find out who's like not looking up.
I do that too.
I always just like look around.
Yeah, I look around.
I'm like, who the fuck is not?
I think that's our coffees.
Yes, you order coffee as well.
Yeah, there are three Uber Eats coming.
They're so.
There's so much.
I ordered Uber.
I ordered myself food and forgot to order will food.
So I gave him my phone to order another order.
So there's two orders.
Also, there's another one coming.
I was in a room with a bunch of fucking millionaires, you know?
I'm so sorry.
But don't even.
I'm not laying there yet.
You've been fucking popping off lately.
You've been popping off.
You got a will they, won't they thing going on?
I hate that will they, won't they?
Will they say, won't they?
Make you a ton of money, which is why everyone's been wondering.
We've been trying to get them to will they won't they.
Guys, I'm gonna say, San and I are so into each other.
We're so put you the guest in between me and cutie.
Do you guys have a thing?
Yeah.
What's will they won't they?
I feel this tension.
I feel the tension.
He doesn't know what will they won't they?
Will they?
They've been going for so long.
He didn't know.
So Hassan and I have a thing.
It's a vehicle in shows that they have with male and female characters typically where it's like, oh, are these two going to hook up?
We don't know.
Wait, is there a will they won't they between you and Cutie?
I bet you can stoke it up.
Oh my gosh.
Because, you know, they don't really make it.
You know what?
In hindsight, there is a lot of sexual tension between us.
I feel it.
Should I just switch scenes?
We're jealous of the dropouts podcast.
Oh, yeah.
Have you switched seeds?
Kids who sees you.
I'm loving your hands.
Is this my ice vanilla latte?
See, you know, this is why I fuck with the yard.
I ordered you that.
Oh, you did?
Okay, thank God.
Do I fuck with the yarn?
Because there's no sexual tension there.
You know what I mean?
It's kind of like a wonderful thing.
Ludwig and Slime, I fuck each other every day.
Not even on the side.
Ludwig made out with Aiden.
Here's the thing.
I don't assume that there's sexual tension.
I just know that there is.
Like, it's not like in a will they won't they.
No, just will.
None of us have ever kissed each other.
Well, actually, I've made out with you, I think.
Well, like, but not in the same way that like Ludwig has kissed Aiden, I think.
Like, there was way more emotion.
I'm not going to lie.
I've only known you as a whore.
I'm so sorry.
Wait, really?
I'm so sorry.
No, but you're like a cuntsy whore.
I'll just tell him, Queen.
Okay.
Hey, don't call my podcast host what he is.
Yeah, we don't like that.
Hey, look, there's this rumor.
There is this, there is this idea out here that I'm just fucking and sucking everything that is out there.
And it's just not true.
One thing I hate about Austin is this narrative he creates about it.
It's like me being like, everyone keeps calling me a bitch, and it's just not true when I'm constantly bitching.
No, I'm not.
You are constantly telling these stories in the news.
I am.
But look, that's on me.
Okay, so tell me what you know about me.
You think I'm a whore?
Well, I want you to know that like three years ago on the lover host that I was on with you, that was what I was told.
I said, they were like, you'll love Austin.
He's like kind of a whore.
So like, you'll get along with him great.
And I was like, okay.
They said that.
Yeah.
I told you that the girls used to talk.
Wait, was this before I was out?
Did you know?
This is our story.
Wait, was this before I was out, though?
No.
I must have been.
You must, everybody.
No.
Okay, listen.
Everybody knew.
Everybody knew this is the thing.
You didn't know they knew, right?
I don't think people knew.
Hassan was hoping.
When I heard you talk, I knew.
And I was like, it's great.
I was hoping it wasn't.
Wait, I thought for sure.
I sure, as soon as I heard that Indian accent.
Oh, no.
I wasn't around then.
No, I was before that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's so funny you said that.
That was the first conversation I had with him.
I was like, cut that out.
Literally, it was like, no, you're not doing it.
And he stopped.
Yeah, you were done with that by the time we.
I was on one of your last ever lover hosts.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Like, I think it was like one of the final five.
Okay.
Got you.
Oh, my God.
New conspiracy.
What?
Austin comes out as gay in order to not appear problematic.
Yes.
That is a play.
You got me.
You, Kevin Spacey.
No!
It was such a genius thing.
That's a point.
Me, me and Sinna.
He's been sucking cogs left and right in order to be able to.
It's fine.
I'm used to it.
Go ahead.
I need a straw.
Go ahead.
He hates women.
I hate women.
I'm just trying to kill myself.
No, no, no, don't.
We gotta go to Disneyland.
Also, they have Carmel.
Oh, but it's like California Adventure.
We're just going to Disney, so we can't get Caramel Corner.
I went to an ice cream shop the other day, and guess they were selling dogs at the ice cream shop.
Like dogs, like puppy dogs.
Wow.
Can you believe that?
I can't believe it at all.
I didn't eat one.
I left dogless, but also ice creamless.
And I had no clue that I was showing up to this place and it was no good.
And I know you have this happened to you before.
Many times.
But with a doctor.
Yes.
I show up and I'm like, oh my God, my doctor isn't in network.
Can you believe that?
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I think Will, though, knows a good way to avoid that.
I think he does.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Zock Doc?
Zock Doc.
Yes.
I knew you guys would talk about Zock Doc.
It's a free app.
He told me about this.
He told me about this free app where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and choose the right one for your needs.
That's amazing.
Bots of colonoscopies.
Love that.
You love that.
And upper endoscopies, too.
And you can click to instantly book your appointment all on this app.
So Zock Doc, you can find someone in your network.
High quality.
You're not going to show up.
You're not going to show up to the doctor's office and get a freaking dog show.
But, kitty, when I make an appointment, I want it now.
Well, you can book it instantly.
Really?
24 hours and 72 hours ahead of your booking.
You can just bang Zach.
That's incredible.
Instant gratification and they're in network.
Same day appointments.
Yep.
That's Z-O-C-D-O-C.com/slash fear.
ZockDoc.com/slash fear to book today.
Thank you, Will.
My first impression of Cinna was from Lover Host, and turns out it wasn't her that I thought it was, if that makes sense.
What do you mean?
Like, she's racist.
She mixed me up with another light-skinned black girl.
And she was like, oh, yeah.
So that makes me racist.
She was like, oh, they all look the same.
Even though I think all white people look the same too.
I think all people look the same.
That's so crazy.
Didn't you say, like, what did you say to Jason the other day?
You said family with an R?
No, I didn't.
That's just my R's.
Say, I said fan.
Oh, my God.
I said fam.
I said family.
She said famory?
She did.
That's false.
Oh, my God.
I'm her Japanese.
I'm her Japanese, so I'm allowed to get fed up for that too.
I said family reunion, but I say it fast and my R's are weird.
So I said family reunion.
And he said, I was saying famry because I say famory.
No, because family reunion.
Family reunion.
Family reunion.
As somebody who's Japanese, I heard it and I was like, oh, she's right.
Family reunion.
See, there it is.
Oh, my God.
It's like crazy.
Wild, you are too, you're too ethnically ambiguous.
I know.
I know.
You're everything.
You are so ethnically ambiguous.
You could be Dominican.
I could be everything.
I could be everything.
They could call her the avatar of all races.
Ariana Grande would kill to be you.
I think she would.
She switches skin tones like every week.
And she's great in all of them.
I just want to say.
She is great at all.
She is.
She slays.
She slays in every race.
She really does.
She really does.
And every husband.
Yeah.
We love it.
That's coming from a switching.
Switchy also slays with every husband.
You guys got to protect me.
I did.
She might.
She's going to come and go.
Oh, please don't.
Please don't get cash.
Nickelodeon character.
Yeah.
I'm on a hit list.
If you do a Broadway show being SpongeBob, it's over.
Did they end up breaking up?
Her and Spongebob Guy?
I think they're still together.
I don't know.
I was very sad when she did that.
I was sad when, but also.
That's crazy, though.
But there are sometimes like a nerdy guy can just fucking get you.
Oh my god.
I'm all into it.
Especially if you call Meg.
That's my type is nerdy guys.
Really?
Yes.
What is it about a nerdy guy that really gets you?
I don't know.
How nerdy is Agent?
No, no, he's not nerdy.
He's he like, again, this is why I say him and I are friends.
You're a shipper.
You are a shipper.
Why would you do this?
He's a fan.
He's a fan.
Are you watching TikTok fan cams?
Yes.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, my God.
I am.
Because I'm, well, I don't really care about the shipping aspect of it.
I'm just a clip farmer.
I'm learning from the greats, the goats, Frays Ronaldo.
He's got Scottish beer in him.
I'm the clip.
I am the clip.
I keep drinking wine.
I feel like I'm downhill if I do.
So, wait, I'm not done.
Okay.
Anyway.
So first I start hearing about Cinna.
People are like, oh, Cinna's moved to Austin.
And I said, the fucking girl.
And they were like, why?
And I was like, I don't like her because she cried on the Austin show.
And it pissed me off.
I didn't.
You didn't.
I cried on my show.
I know.
I can do it.
But she can't.
That's true.
But you cried.
No.
She meets me with another girl.
Oh, I remember with another girl.
Yeah, cutie's really rare.
Yeah.
I forgot the girl.
We went full circle on that conversation.
I thought that girl was white.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
All I thought her name started with a C or a B.
And I, I'm not racist.
I'm dyslexic.
And it only makes sense to be a racist.
I'm like a sprinkle.
I was on Pokey.
So then it turns out I hated her for another reason.
I forgot she was on Pokey's show.
So whenever I said that, people are like, oh, that makes sense because she was on Pokey's show with you.
And I was like, it wasn't Poke.
It was one of the Minecrafts.
And they're like, no, it's Pokey.
I was like, no, she wasn't on that one.
And they're like, no, she wasn't on that one.
No, I was not on a Minecrafts lover host.
I thought you were.
I was somebody else that I mixed you up with.
No.
The Minecrafters are cool, but I'm not, I was not on the Microsoft.
I think it's time to bring back Lover Host.
You're too late.
Austin?
Austin?
Like, I think it's missing.
It needs to be missing.
It is missing, but you're too, you got to do the 20v1s.
Because I'll tell you what.
I'm not going to do my own thing.
No, that format is like way better than yours.
I'm not going to lie.
Well, fuck you.
Austin, they need a host because I did Jason's 20v1 and they didn't have a host and it was miserable.
I think you're messy.
That's what it is.
You could fill that spot and start hosting that.
I'll look into it, but I want to call it Lover Host, but it'll be 20v1.
Are you going to call it that 20v1?
You just know you bring it back.
I don't want to steal somebody else's brand name.
You can call it, there isn't.
It's from everywhere.
You could call it Lover Host, but you just have to do it in person in the white room and do it.
I was going to do one of those things.
I say a lot of things.
I know.
He just says he's not going to do it.
I feel like a 20v1 would be so fun.
I'm going to be in Cabo or something.
You're just a messy person.
I'm not actually that messy, right?
Well, I not at all.
Clean.
I'm clean as a whistle.
Now, drink some more Scottish beer to prove it.
I can't drink anymore.
Do you want mine?
Because I will be blasted.
Yeah, I can't.
I'm fucked up off of like this much.
This much.
I'm a little fucked up.
So I can't.
I cannot do it.
Well, Sinna, tell us about your rise to fame.
Do I really have a race?
Can't your phone take more Scottish beer?
No, no, no.
I can't.
I have to stream at.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You shouldn't look at your phone.
Drink some more Scottish beer.
Go ahead, Sina.
Talk about resistivity.
He's going to buy our Disney tickets.
No, I'm just like, no, so cool.
He's also giving me his house.
Ew, there's a little fly on my phone.
It's a nice house.
It is a nice house.
What's your first impression of this house when you walked in?
I liked it.
Well, I don't want to actually say too much.
I don't want to lie.
Nobody knows.
No, it's not as nice as you thought it was going to be.
Yes.
That's what everyone says.
Yes.
It's very basic, right?
It wasn't crazy.
It's crazy to get canceled for this.
Yeah.
Did you get canceled for this?
I'm just being mean for fun today.
I'm sorry, everybody.
I really don't care.
It is crazy because people realize is the housing prices in LA.
Like, have you seen a million dollar house in this case?
So I won't move here.
It's like insane.
It's like.
I want to live like cutie.
If I want a rich boyfriend?
No.
Okay.
Good luck.
I'm already getting.
Agent, agent, like you know what I started getting, by the way.
I looked up a fear and clip one time and I started getting Hassan fan cams.
I'm going to start disliking.
Wait, I like that.
I'm just saying, I am not interested in this.
I keep getting Hassan fan cams on TikTok.
Can I actually be honest about something?
I do like hold down and I say, I am not interested in this post.
So sorry.
On my fan camp.
It's because I don't want to see like edits of you and your muscles.
Why?
Is it, is it like, is it too much?
No, it's just like, hey, don't ruin my will.
Hey, hold on.
I'm jealous.
This is a good will day won't they?
Wow, I can't believe Sina came on the podcast and stole my mind.
So when you see it, I'm not joking, gambling.
It makes you nervous.
No, you start playing with your hair.
The way you're playing with your hair right now when thinking about the fan cams is weird.
The amount of men I've been accused of fucking in my lifetime that I have not fucked is crazy.
Like, I have been accused of fucking everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah, you want to hold hands or anything?
Literally.
We can make another video.
There was this guy that said somebody flew him out and I was all over the comment section.
Yeah.
Like, to be fair, it did sound a lot like you flew him.
Yeah, you flew him economy.
No, it was a first class ticket.
That's how I got out of it.
No, that's how, yeah, that's how we knew that it wasn't you.
But he started this rumor.
I flew one guy out.
One guy ever in the history of the world.
In the history of guys.
No, in the history of true.
The rest of the people.
I swear to God, can I leave something that I think about you?
No.
Okay, then I won't.
You can.
Yeah, go say it.
We'll cut it if I don't like it.
Am I going to get into it?
Okay, they'll cut it if it's like that, right?
Don't you bring like a new boyfriend every time you show up to an event?
No.
Isn't that like your thing?
No.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
There's no disrespect to you.
Like, you can do it.
No, no, you got us confused.
We're not cutting that out.
That's awesome that you think that.
That is funny that you think that, but it's not true.
The answer is, yes, he does.
It's great if you do.
He is totally not.
Will back me up here.
Yeah.
That is not true.
It's true.
We're starting content.
We don't know if they're going to fuck.
He's a huge slot.
I thought he was a whore.
Like, I thought it was cool.
You know what?
I might as well be a fucking whore.
I'm going to start taking prep and fucking everything.
What do you mean?
You are going to be a good person.
I mean, you're already doing that.
You're already doing a sound.
Can I already do that?
What's crazy to me is they know my life and they know I can't defend myself.
So they're just fucking just throwing the fucking.
You want to be a whore or you want to be a whore?
You want to hear my new hobby lately?
Yes.
Yes, cutie.
I've been ended well.
I've been lying for fun.
Me too.
Wait, what do you mean?
Your new hobby?
I've just been like more, I've been more creative with it lately.
And a lot of my target has been your girlfriend.
What?
I've just been starting rumors about her for fun.
So if you hear any, just know they're true.
Wait, like what?
Political Candidate Fantasies00:03:41
She's not happy about it.
Like, there's one I was talking about how she's like, this, this is true.
This is not a lie.
She's super self-conscious about her nipples because they're just said that to me.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Because they're like on the side of her boob and she just doesn't really know.
She's like really self-conscious about it.
So I've been really sensitive about it.
Made sure she's not wearing deep cut shirts or anything in case anything leaks.
She also, she talked about one time she can't tell if this is a liar or serious.
One time she jerked off herself to a picture of George Washington.
Caroline, I know.
Is that true?
Yes.
I believe that actually.
Yeah.
Caroline, I could see that.
I feel like you jerk off to like political candidates.
Am I wrong?
No.
Is that like a no?
I keep business and pleasure separate.
I lost in my life.
I know why.
I feel like somebody who's like deep in politics, like that's like your world.
No.
Is that crazy?
It's like way sexier.
I don't understand.
There's way hotter people to jerk off to.
I feel like you see a photo of Bill Clinton and it just gets you going.
I mean, I hate Bill Clinton.
He hates.
Actually, I get annoyed because I'm a fan of him.
I get annoyed at people's perception that he likes Democratic candidates or Democrats, period.
Like, there's like everybody that doesn't understand the political, they'll be like, oh, you fucking love.
They'll be like, oh, he's a liberal.
Cam, Cam Common.
And Biden, he's jerking off to Biden.
Doesn't like anybody.
Was Bill Clinton a dude?
You're like my stepdad.
My stepdad.
He might get along.
Never knew.
That's insane.
You did not even.
I like to live my life in a blissful little world.
You know what I mean?
And it's very lucky that I can do that.
Even though I grew up poor, so I really shouldn't be like that at all.
But like, yeah, I just, I don't know.
I to be fair, I don't know Bill Clinton Lore.
Like, who knows Bill Clinton Lore?
Who does that?
What do you mean?
He was the fucking president.
What do you mean?
I didn't read his characteristic traits.
He was my president.
You know who Monica is in the United States of America.
I just want to see.
Not when I was alive.
I just want to.
Yes.
No, he was the president when you were born.
96.
And in 96?
96?
How old are you?
He was president when you were born.
Yeah, he was born.
I was born in December of 1996.
He was president.
Yeah.
He was?
Yeah.
I mean, but like.
December 5th.
You were born into a Biden or I was born into a Clinton administration.
So were you.
All of us were except the son and Will.
I was born in 91.
You were born into a Bush administration.
Yeah.
And so were you.
When was you born out of one?
In my life.
I mean, read my fucking book.
I was born in the Clinton administration.
Clinton was president when you were born.
In like the 90s?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
He was like an ACE president.
Can I be honest with you?
I'm like an airhead.
Yeah, you're digging a hole right now.
That's why.
Listen, I will live blissfully dumb in my life.
Like, I'm kind of okay with that.
I'm like, where are you from originally?
Virginia.
Oh, that makes sense.
Well, no, no, I'm not from country, Virginia.
I'm from like Cinna was homeschooled.
Wait, you're not.
No, she was.
No, I'm Virginia.
I would never lie for her.
So, like, southern, like, east coast.
Southern East Coast.
Cutie, are you laughing?
I feel like you're going through something.
No, this is just, I'm really having fun with it.
Yeah, but I know, but have you ever watched like Samwich lost her virginity because she rode a horse too hard?
And it just pops.
Okay.
Have you ever seen Save by the Bell?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure there's an episode where someone's lying for attention and it's because like their dad's beating their shit out of their mom.
We need to talk about something.
What is Ludwig doing?
What is Ludwig doing?
Oh, Hassan's being jealous of my boyfriend.
Yeah, I want to beat you like Ludwig does.
No, no, I'm fine.
I'm excited.
Is this the Scottish beer?
This is the Scottish.
Yeah.
Give me a little bit of sipsies.
No, I've been doing it a lot lately.
White Person N-Word Experience00:15:13
Okay, let's talk about Cutie Cinderella.
Yeah, who wants to be the center of attention as always.
You should not do this.
I feel like this is.
What?
I'm having fun.
Yeah.
Okay.
But people are going to think you're a cantankerous bitch.
No, they like it.
They already think that.
I love Cutie as a bitch.
I love it.
Yeah.
Cutie.
Yeah.
Cinna was homeschooled.
Cutie.
Cutie.
I'm a war, evidently.
She never learned how to read.
Cutie, I want you to know that what everyone says about you is actually not true.
No, it probably is.
I hear all those things.
Yeah.
And we also repeat them, but it's not true.
But we repeat it anyway.
Also, okay, let's talk about cutie.
Let's let cutie be the center of attention.
Oh my gosh.
I want to talk to Cinna.
Beyblade.
Can I just say something about this?
Can we talk to Sinna about being demure and mindful?
No, we'll do that in a second.
Beyblade.
I want to talk about Beyblade.
I want to talk about Beyblade.
Okay, what?
This is the most chaotic episode we've ever done, but possibly the best.
Will, you fucking, you crank 90s on this.
Okay.
Wait, we don't get fucked up every episode.
Okay.
So here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Welcome to watching.
I did not know what Beyblade is.
I do not, I still don't fully understand what Beyblade is.
And I am now so incredibly invested in Beyblade, gripping and ripping.
It was so much fucking fun.
I do have some takes about the overall planning and the organizing of the event.
I've never had Cutie Cinderella change the rules so that I couldn't win.
Yeah, that was bullshit.
I didn't mean it's because everyone's because technically it's against the rules for them to be outside.
And I thought I got the same ones, but then they weren't the same ones.
Okay, regardless, I just want to say, Cutie, what?
Another banger event that you put together.
I hope you're happy.
It was too.
I'm not happy about it.
Okay, well, there was some, there were some.
And that's not a lie.
I know, but this one is too long.
Can I make some suggestions?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very much too hot.
What I said last time, which I still maintain, is you need to do teams because that way everybody is watching the matches and you can do single elimination, but with teams.
Yeah.
So everybody's watching because you're not going to be able to do that.
Yeah, you said that and I forgot.
Yeah.
And also 32 people, 1v1 is entirely too many people.
It's not like the way I think about it, like I'm going to do this because, you know, we have sexual tension.
We have sexual chemistry.
And I'm trying to impress you, right?
Like, thank you.
So obviously, like, I want to be the man that Ludwig never will be.
I want to be there for you.
So I showed up.
But I know for a fact that, like, if you're just like a regular streamer and you're showing up to that event, like, the expectation is like they get something out of it.
And I feel like when there's 32 people with like eight different camera angles, everyone's streaming their own fucking POV and stuff, like, you're limiting the amount of interaction that they can have with the camera.
And I feel like that's the reason why you have to limit the invite.
Damn, you were really going tough.
Just kiss already.
Well, my, my thing with allowing people, because I've done Beyblade before.
I did it two years ago and it was fine.
But it was like a fan favorite.
That's why I brought it back.
This was last year.
But the thing, that's why I allowed people to stream it because I felt like there was too much waiting.
So I was like, oh, that's where you benefit is by streaming it or vlogging it.
Got it.
But then I don't know.
I think people got bored.
But then I also was like, well, also, it should just be like a fun party.
That's why I had food and drinks and stuff.
That was great.
You were not having you at the end.
The food was great, but maybe you leave early.
No, I waited till the end.
You left before I did.
He refused to do that.
Yes, you did.
I left at the end.
No, I left because, first of all, I was rooting for Hassan the whole time.
You literally were just like, can you please lost?
I was out.
Yeah, and Austin gets in this mood when he's not, like, when he's like obviously trying to do something else.
And the something else was just like going back home, ordering fucking pasta, and then like sitting upstairs in his bedroom.
Well, first of all, that isn't all about it.
You really let you know.
I want to start off by saying this is not to diminish the event.
I was out.
Oh, I don't care.
For the record, I would like to say this on the record.
And I haven't said this anyway because I haven't streamed.
I don't think I'm ever doing Beyblade again.
Well, no, I didn't.
Okay.
Can I say, may I say something?
I did not enjoy it.
I was just out.
I will take Beyblade.
Okay, you can have it.
I love it.
I was eliminated.
Beyblade is sick.
Cutie, I was eliminated.
So that's why I wanted to go.
But anyway, as you were saying, I did.
Yeah, I just don't think, I think what Hassan said, I just don't think it works.
I saw too many people bored, and I don't like that at my events.
I wasn't bored.
I was, well, to be fair, I was yapping away.
Yeah.
So I did come back and eat pasta.
You did.
I did eat pasta.
And I, and you sat on my kitchen island and you, you slumped over and you ate that fucking pasta.
I did eat that pasta and I had a conversation with Hassan, which is rare these days.
Oh, he's trying to return.
Are you your fake friend?
Are you thinking about that?
He's trying to misdirect.
He's trying to read it.
He looks sad.
He looks like a dad.
This isn't a misdirection.
I don't want you to think he doesn't talk to people.
I feel like we should open this up a little bit.
I think we should do it.
Yeah.
Are you just not a good friend?
I'm a bad friend.
I'm a terrible friend.
Yeah.
I can fix him.
I mean, honestly.
I talk about him sometimes in therapy.
Like, what friend would you know would talk to Barack Obama and not invite you?
You are not getting invited to the Barack Orange Army.
No, it's not just about Brock Obama.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to do that.
I don't want to talk to Barack Obama.
I do.
You're going to get disappointed.
I want to say what's up, my so bad.
Please, can you say that to him?
Please.
Hassan.
Hassan, please.
I'm not going to bring you up as a person who has said the N-word.
Yo, what's up, my...
That's from Sina.
You can say it.
Why don't you say that?
Oh, you want me to say the N-word to Batsbobama?
I'm giving you the pass.
I'll give you the pass.
No.
I don't even know if I can give you the pass.
What the fuck are you saying?
You can say half the word.
I can say half the word.
I will not be saying that word regardless.
Just saying that it's shocking the world.
Audio listeners, her water just broke.
Her water broke.
Make her drink more Scottish beer.
Make her drink more Scottish beer.
Her water broke.
We're going to the hospital.
You're not.
This is not a lie for attention.
Is on, say half the word, please.
I'm so sorry about your life.
That's crazy.
No.
That's crazy.
I would say.
Just AOE the whole room.
You know what I mean?
The craziest part about this is they're like, you only recently have said it in public, and now you're just like the person who wants everyone to say what the fuck's going on.
We're code switching.
No, I will not.
I will not be saying it.
Did you know one time I was standing in Ms. Kiff's kitchen?
First mistake.
Oh, no.
How is this right?
Ms. Kiff?
Well, because I'm making, because Darion really wanted chicken.
So I'm making chicken for Darion.
Darion's on one side of me.
Russell's on the other side of me.
They're chirping.
They're like, cutie, say the N-word.
Cutie, say the N-word.
Cutie, say the N-word.
We're giving you the past.
We'll give you $100 if you say the N-word.
We'll give you $200.
And they keep raising the price.
I never said the N-word even for money.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
I knew I liked you for a reason.
That was why.
Yeah, because that was a trap.
It was scary.
They were scaring me.
You're yelling at me, telling me to say it.
I just don't know.
And I think you're one step away from becoming them yelling at people to say the N-word.
I can't help it.
It's like a tip.
It's weird.
It feels like a tip.
You've got to stop.
Well, you know what it is?
It's unlimited power.
That's what it is.
Absolutely.
They did have full control over me.
Hearing you say it, like, if you weren't next to Chris and like aged and shit, like, I literally would have been like so reaffirmed in my belief that you're like a racist white person.
No, it's because I said it with subtitles.
That's why.
Like, I say it like a Disney princess.
That's a margin.
Yeah, you, you said the word too well.
Yeah, but like, okay, you thought, you think I'm like white, white.
Like, when you look at me.
I, okay, to be fair, okay, for those of you who don't know at home, when I first met Cinna.
Wait, explain to the audio listeners what Cinna looks like.
Cinnah.
I mean, Cinna is like very ethnically ambiguous.
Okay, another will they, won't they?
Cooking.
He wants to call me the C-bird so bad.
Since she's very ethnically ambiguous, she is.
You told me what you were.
Japanese and Blackbird.
She's Japanese and black.
Red and white.
Oh, shit.
I didn't see the third one.
She is.
So she is crazy.
But the thing is, the thing is, okay, my introduction to Cinna was literally that, like, she's friends with like notable Republicans.
That part's not even fake.
That's real.
Who's a notable Republican that I know?
Oh, one person.
Oh, like poking Republican.
Well, she was.
She was in your name.
So, like, she's friends with, she's friends with Britt, who is like, you know, a Republican.
And she lives in Texas.
But I'm also friends with Brit.
I'm also friends with Britt.
I know, but like, but I've known you guys for years and she's a gay friend.
And also, Cutie is racist, so you don't want to be a part of this.
Well, that checks out right now.
Yeah.
So Liv Moss.
I don't want to be a part of her.
But in any case, like, she said you're here on Taco Go.
Since La Vita Loca, she thought those were the same slogans.
Yeah.
But, but regardless, like, so I thought that was.
They're both living something.
For me, I thought Cinna is like not only just a white person, but like kind of like a white person, if you know what I mean.
Like she's like, you thought I was out there saying the hardy are like crazy.
Like, I didn't think you were saying the hardy are, but I thought you were like, you know, I don't want to give them welfare.
You know what she is doing?
Yeah, one of the good ones, huh?
Three friends of African descent that didn't use to say the N-word.
Yeah.
You being one of them.
And now say the N-word quite frequently.
Well, I don't say it.
Three friends of African descent.
You made it seem like they're like first generation from Nigeria.
I got some Scottish beer in me, okay?
I'm trying to be a little bit more.
He's trying to counteract the grabbing.
I don't regularly say it anymore.
I don't say it.
Myth, Nick, and Sinna.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I've never heard him say it.
Oh, yeah, he does.
I've heard it.
And I'm going to be honest, as a white guy, I think you get to a place where like you get used to when your friends don't say it.
Your friends who say it and your friends who don't say it.
And then when your friends who don't say it start saying it, you kind of do this.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I kind of get like a butthole pucker.
Yeah.
Like when Nick says the N-word, I kind of get like a bad thing.
It's like a weird vibe.
I've always said this.
Kai is my favorite streamer.
I watch Kai a lot.
And I'll be sitting on the couch.
I'm not kidding.
She's trying to preface.
She's about to say the most racist.
White people right before they say the most racist thing you've ever seen.
I have black friends.
No, I'm not.
I'm not preloading.
Guys, anyone reiterating?
I voted for Obama twice.
I've said this.
No, so I watch Kai and I'm sitting on my couch like cross stitching or like making bracelets like doing my white girl shit.
Right.
And Kai will always be like, I love all you N-words watching me.
Thanks for supporting me.
And I'm like, just sitting there, the whitest girl in the world.
I got called the N-word a lot.
I'm like, this is not the demographic.
Judy, he is not here.
Hey, kitty, you are.
Every new my sub.
That is definitely a weird feeling as a white person being called the N-word.
On the East Coast, that happens a lot.
By other white people.
I feel like that sounds awesome.
No, I was called the N-word quite a bit by my friends of African descent.
I'm just stopping that thing.
Let me stop saying that.
That sounds so much worse.
We've caught a pivot from the N-word topic.
Just say my black friends, please.
That sounds so much worse.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
We have talked about this a lot.
It reminds me of my old podcast.
Do you know what it is?
It's because of the fact that the clip is like a big thing.
So when I show up, people are like, hey, let's talk about this clip.
And I'm like, all right, guys.
What clip?
Hey, the one of me saying it.
Can you play the clip?
No.
Have you only said it once on stream?
I don't know if it's going to get stolen.
Big question.
You got to ask Marsh nicely, Austin.
May.
I was about to say that.
You said May.
May you grab it, Marsh.
May the fourth.
This is what I do.
I usually text him and I say, Pretty please, will you go give me a story?
May you please grab it.
Thank you so much, sir.
I appreciate it.
What was your question?
Love of my life.
Oh, my question is, a lot of streamers whose parents are like somewhat prominent online or someone online openly admit to watching me.
Does your dad watch me or no?
Because Asman Gold's dad watches me.
Like he's like a hoss.
My dad only watches Alinity.
My dad is watching Alinity.
He's not a bad person.
My dad wants to talk to you.
Does your dad actually watch Alinity?
No, he does not joke.
But I think he just is really friendly and he wants to meet somebody.
He rates every one time.
He rates everybody.
And then everybody.
He streams?
Yes.
That's crazy.
It's like literally my fucking nightmare.
That's awesome.
God, I would love to get my dad streaming.
93 years old.
It's not as good as you think.
It's not a good thing.
No, especially because 93 years old, you know, he's a smart guy, but he was alive during the depression.
So he's got some interesting stories.
He's like, hey, for sure.
It's just my dad is like, he's just too excited.
You know what I mean?
And then like chat baits him.
So like, oh, go into like fucking Morg Pie's stream in Raider.
And then he raids her and like Morg Pie's like, oh, your dad was in my chat.
And he's just doing content.
Yes.
Yeah.
He would fit in great with the facebook.
Like what's what's not great is when my grandmother calls me and she's like, why is your dad trying to mess with his OnlyFans girl?
Because she gets a clip sent to her.
And I'm like, your grandma's getting clips sent to her?
Yes.
Yes.
Is your dad single?
Yes.
Let him ring.
No.
No.
Let him do something.
A 20v1 with her dad.
Yeah, your dad has aura.
Am I doing 20v1?
Great at creating ethnically ambiguous women, so just let him do his thing.
We should do a 20v1.
We're doing it with my dad.
He would.
He would be toe down.
Okay sorry, if you had a kid with a ligny, she might end up being more ethnically ambiguous than you.
I'm not joking.
That would be like he would have every race.
Yeah, it's like infinity, like half siblings well, I have one sister, but like no, i'm saying like he's just going.
Oh, I thought you made it seem like no no no, he's, he's just going for it.
Cinna, how have people treated you differently now that you have found success on Twitch?
Yeah, now that you're, and you came on the fucking fear and podcast.
This is when she's always had success.
No, I know she's always had success, but she's had more recently and I always yeah me, my job is to keep my finger on all the pulses, so i'm always watching.
And when people come up to me and they start bringing up Cinna and they've never mentioned Cinna before i'm like interesting yeah, and so i'm curious.
That's so weird.
I I think that anybody who's above a thousand viewers, i'm like they've made it.
Well yeah, that's why I mean I agree, but it's just this funny thing because it's like because Streamer Awards, we have categories like breakout creator, which you'd probably be eligible for um, and we have like uh well, because it's like about like doubling your viewership and stuff like that, that's great, but uh, or like getting your name known anyway, but regardless, like people bring, start bringing people up more often, I think, since i'm like this little person that sits in this corner and then I start hearing things, and so when I start hearing Cinna's name, i'm like that's Cinna, but then they're like talking about Cinna,
like she is like Cinna which, of course, you are Cinna, but like to me you're just Cinna.
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Yeah, you know, I know yeah, I don't see that way at all.
Like, but i'm curious if anyone's treated you differently since you've started.
I've had, i've had bad interactions and I have good interactions and it's been a lot like it's yeah, i'm not gonna lie, it's been really cool, but I feel like i've just grown gradually very, very gradual, and so to me, I don't see myself as any different.
I'm like okay, i'm still me yeah, and everything I do is like cool, because i'm just still going versus.
Like other people see it as like, oh, I maybe need to interact with you more or less, and do you feel like other people interact with you more now?
Yeah, do you feel like i've interacted with you differently now that you're popping?
Yeah, you asked.
I feel like you also have barely interacted, but you also like hate women, so that's true and he's a bad friend.
Yeah, i'm not really gonna get much.
You know, what's interesting is, like.
The only thing I noticed different about you is you.
You definitely have a more defined like on-stream character.
Yeah, I think i'm more like confident in myself on stream yeah, than I used to be.
Yeah now, which I like, like I think that's like a really good thing.
You can kill it, though.
Good for you.
Oh thanks, I don't like this bit.
I don't think you're that good like, can we say something mean on the one side?
This is our podcast, we'll do what we want.
Yeah, can you say something mean to me please?
I don't like that was the mean thing.
Okay cool, I don't like the nice stuff.
So yeah, I mean my, me.
I was obviously, I was drama farming, so i'm i'm saying, do you, do you have any stories of anyone treating you differently that you can vague post about or like were they mean to you before and now they're nice to you.
This is when you need no something, but like is trying to get to say something, I really don't no no no, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
This is just.
I mean, i've been there.
I've had people Like when, before Streamer Awards, people treated me very differently, and also around the months of February, March, people treat me very differently.
All of a sudden, I'm a ticket to something, I'm no longer a person.
Um, and I've seen it happen in the industry quite a few times where all of a sudden people are interested in people, even even, even uh, and it's because it's how this industry works.
And I think it's fine if you do it in good faith, dude.
I have to admit something, huh?
I'll never be a top-of-the-line streamer because I don't notice any of this shit.
Well, I think I know you, you dude, come on, people, you would always get people would like treat you.
I think I noticed.
I know, I'm not saying like that.
I just don't notice like the comings and goings of numbers.
I don't know who's up.
Oh, yeah.
Like, no, you treat everybody with respect and dignity.
I never knew that.
When I first came into though, oh, when I first came into the industry, people were fucking horrible to me.
Yeah, because I was Hassan's friend.
And, like, I'll be honest, I probably got the sidekick treatment worse than anybody else for like two years.
And then I've got it pretty bad.
So, you and I might have because you gotta think, I was a part of like one group for like anime YouTube stuff, and then I didn't want to do anime YouTube.
So, when I moved to Austin, I was OTK Orbiter.
And then, the moment, even with AMP, like I didn't, I have not left OTK or like, I'm not even signed to them, first of all.
But, like, I went to Atlanta and like people were like, oh, Sinna switched friend groups.
Like, she's fucked over.
And I was like, I didn't switch.
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Like, today's gonna go home in like two days.
You should absolutely switch.
No, no.
I like, I like those people too.
They're way cooler.
I'll be honest.
No, I like everybody.
Yeah.
Until OTK does a cypher, I'm not interested.
Yeah, honestly.
That would be insane.
Yeah, Miss Give is not if we put simply on a cypher.
He's like the 2K.
Okay, drama, drama farm.
Yeah.
Rank your favorite AMP members.
No, I won't do that.
Agent number one.
No.
Chris next door number two.
You're a shipper.
You're a shipper.
I'm just saying your ranks that you told me in private.
No, I exist.
Wait, didn't cutie sleep?
Is that too far?
I was going to joke and say cutie slept here, but I don't want to.
Yeah.
Sorry, sorry.
I slept.
I spread that rumor for attention.
I slept.
I just woke up.
I'm so sorry.
Wait, just like, are people buying into this shit?
No.
Austin's getting jealous.
He's getting no threat of the conversation and tuned back in.
It was like, it's been Austin to bring you up to speed for the month that you missed.
Yeah.
We were talking about the dropouts podcast.
There was a will they won't they with Tara Yummy and Jake Weber and how we need to captivate that audience.
Yeah.
I did not know that.
I would do anything to be a Tara Yummy.
Anyway, and so we were trying to capture that audience of clip farmers.
Oh, by being in a will they won't.
It's not fun.
Trust me.
It's not fun.
What do you mean, Hassan?
Why are you laughing at me wanting to be a Tari yummy?
Yeah, there's so much.
This is just such a funny thing to say.
It's Brad Summercially.
Or Brad Summer is over.
Tari yummy.
We need to get fucking what's that British chick that got slighted by I spice Madelina.
Dude, you are deep in the sauce.
Dude, Madeline Argy.
Yeah.
That's the, she's in LA.
She's so sweet.
She is in LA.
I don't know.
We need to have her on the pod.
She was dating this man's who's a drill rapper, Central C. Central C, who's like barely a drill rapper, but okay.
She's dating Central C.
Okay.
He says, they're so cute.
They're in love, blah, blah, blah.
And then he's doing a song with Ice Spice.
And then the song comes out, and all the promo is like them like rubbing up on each other and like very explicit and like they definitely hooked up and all this shit.
And the whole time the girlfriend didn't know any of this.
So it's like one thing if you're like doing this, like, you know, like, say you and I are dating, but me and Will do a music video.
You and Hassan.
Oh, yeah, me and Hassan are dating.
But then you and I do a music video together where we make out and I never told Hassan and now he's so upset.
You cheating bitch.
So that's kind of what happened.
So he like she got cheated on and found out via the music promo, which is insane.
All right.
And now, and now she's like in LA, we should have her on the pod.
Is what it means.
And she's devastated and really sad because that's a really sad way to find out.
And then Ice Spice.
I think this is funny, by the way.
A lot of people think it's not funny because they take life way too seriously.
And I'm just tired of doing that.
But Ice Spice like doubled down, which I think is kind of funny.
Like she didn't apologize or anything.
She was just like, she was like talking about how she's stealing her mans or whatever.
Yeah.
And like doing funny.
Also, like he's like, congrats.
Yeah, you stole a cheater.
Good luck, bitch.
Yeah.
This thing is funny.
We want Ice Spice on the podcast too, though.
I know, but I can still say that's funny.
I think it's just a very funny thing to do.
You just say bitch.
I say bitch all the time, though.
Oh, okay.
She's got the past.
Yeah, you got it.
We're arguing.
I think the marriage couple, you see?
There they go.
Yeah, here we go.
I got to admit, I'm just not in on Ice Spice.
I think you are, actually.
Why?
Because she's going to come on the podcast.
No, she's not.
No, you look at her.
Put San Diego Ice Spice right now.
And Bruce Lee.
Did he not?
Is it going to work?
Do you DM the problem?
Probably not.
He's fucking dead.
I'm not valid.
I'm not valid enough.
I'm not tapped in.
Will you just try?
I could.
There's people following you that are very famous.
He never does anything for me.
The latest one we found out was Ricky Marcel.
Phineas.
No.
Oh, it's Phineas.
Disney's episode.
Yeah, I'm in the middle.
Disney's episode is last week.
It was Ricky Martin.
This week we found out it was Phineas on.
Like Phineas and Herb?
Jojo Cena.
No, Phineas is Billy Isles' brother and producer.
You know who I want on the pod that I think we can get?
Nardoir.
Ooh.
No one's ever sat down with Nardoir and just been like, tell me about you.
It's always like, what did you bring me, Nardoir?
And not we need to like hit up his family and find like things.
Nardoir.
Do did it do?
He's great.
I love him.
You guys didn't do the fucking thing.
I don't know.
You're not Nardo.
You're not Nardoir.
I don't know him.
Listen.
If you were Nardoir, then I'd do it, but you are not close.
You're Senna.
We need to know.
You know what I'm saying?
Why do you do that so well?
Oh my God.
You do that amazing.
Did you guys know that Senna won't move to LA because she thinks that the super volcano will explode?
Coming from the...
Wait, wait, hold on.
That's your fear?
You're welcome.
Coming from the woman who won't get on a plane.
This is not attention.
This is real.
No, this is real.
This is real.
You think there's a supervisor?
I do like that I'm confusing people.
Paul, though.
Coming from the woman who won't get on a plane because she thinks everyone is going to fall out.
Look at that bitch.
No, sorry.
Sorry.
Number one, someone, they did just fall out of the sky like last week.
Yeah, but it was a, it was like, it was like a guy peddling a butt.
It was like a right brothers.
I want you to talk about this because it's interesting.
It's very fucking reasonable.
There is like a super volcano under Yellowstone.
If you didn't know, find out what I said about Starbucks.
But you're going to get fucked in Texas anyway.
What do you mean?
Yeah, but at least I can have like a fighting chance.
I'm going to drive a little bit away or like swim in the water.
Texas's entire electrical grid failed when there was like when it got temperature and cold.
Yeah, but it's better than like the ground opening up and I'm like fall in.
You know what I mean?
You're in LA.
You can go to Hawaii or something.
Do you guys have the big ones?
I hate to break it to you.
The earthquakes?
Yes.
One day you're going to die.
Yeah, but I'd like it to not be in LA like while I'm waiting for my Starbucks coffee.
You know what I mean?
Like I would love to be in LA.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Let me make it in Austin while I'm waiting for my fucking Whataburger.
Oh, shit.
That's even worse.
It is in Texas.
I got slings for your arrows.
Cinna, you should move to Los Angeles.
Trust me.
Everything is so expensive.
Shut up, Marsh.
Drink some of this Scottish period.
Yeah, Marsh.
Fuck you.
All right.
I don't mean that, Marsh.
You're so sweet.
I love Marsh.
Damn.
You should move to Los Angeles.
Take it from somebody who hasn't moved here yet.
You should move to Los Angeles.
It is.
It is just through up.
Yeah.
No, it's so much worse than you think.
It's ever clear.
The opportunity here is better.
All roads, one person.
She would have had a podcast in LA.
I won't say with who, because that's a leak, but we'll go to the Patreon right now.
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It's you.
All right.
It's obviously you.
All right.
And on that note, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much, Cinna, for coming on.
Where can people find you?
What do you want to plug?
I don't know.
Twitch.com slash agent.
No, yeah.
Yo, ban him.
Yeah.
You're getting banned in my chat.
Shit was a banner by bad.
But let's be honest.
I remember this game.
If you had a dead body at your house, 3 a.m.
Oh, you're the first person to call.
Thank you.
No, 100%.
Really?
I would make that shit disappear and I would never talk to you.
Good to know.
I think I would call the police.
That is true.
No, you're going to jail and you're getting taken in.
But you're going to LAPD.
Yeah, you're fucked.
Yeah, you're fucked up.
You're making cookies ranch off to the south.
I also love that one.
You love tits, get me right.
I do.
I don't know.
He'll be free as a bird with me disposing of the body.
You're someone's girlfriend.
Right.
Have you ever had a dream, Cutie, where you're like, you murdered