Austin Show returns to Fear Ann after a flight cancellation, exchanging gifts and debating his airport altercation before discussing the Brazil plane crash and movie controversies. The episode shifts to Lou Perlman, who ran a 30-year Ponzi scheme for boy bands like the Backstreet Boys, spending investor funds on luxuries while forging documents. Perlman died alone in jail without a headstone, highlighting a tragic end marked by criminal deception and isolation, contrasting sharply with the hosts' earlier lighthearted banter about pop culture and personal scandals. [Automatically generated summary]
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Rock Your Body Gift00:08:08
He creates the Backstreet Boys.
Okay.
Everybody.
Yeah.
Rock your body.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Everybody.
Rock your body, right?
He's backstreets back.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where all of us are back together.
Who is this guy?
I know.
A lot of people.
I'm Austin Show.
Oh.
Yes.
Joined by my fellow co-hosts, Cutie Cinderella, Will Neff, and Hassan Piker.
I know a lot of you thought that I died.
We were spreading the rumor.
Yes, I heard.
Oh, that's where it came from.
Yep.
Got you.
I did not die.
I'm alive.
I was actually supposed to be here last week, but my flight got canceled.
Yep.
Which is tragic.
Allegedly.
No, not allegedly.
Allegedly.
I did everything I could.
And they still indicted me.
Yeah, I did everything I could.
But I was on the front lines.
I helped a lot of people that day.
What?
What happened?
I was on the front lines of that flight cancellation.
Oh.
People were coming to me.
You made it seem like a flight exploded.
No, no, no.
It was canceled.
I was helping people.
People were coming to me.
What do I do, sir?
They knew they were.
Why did they come to you?
Well, because I was helping one person and then word got around the terminal.
Ah.
You know when someone is like lying about a thing and then they get like really specific about the details and maybe specific details?
You know who else did that, Casey Anthony?
Okay.
So we're all confirmed.
We all believe Austin.
Wasn't that a murderer?
Casey Nippers.
Okay.
A woman came up to me.
I helped book her rental car and she had to get her daughter home to New York City and she decided to drive.
I advised her to drive.
And guess what?
The fight don't care.
Some people really care.
Yeah.
Some people really care about getting to their destination.
That's true.
Others don't.
Am I supposed to drive to Los Angeles?
It would have taken me six days.
Cutie would have done it.
Yes, I know she would have done it.
She would have left a week prior.
Yeah.
Why didn't you?
I didn't know it was a mistake.
I literally, every, I did everything.
I did everything.
Can we read this bitch real quick?
Yeah.
Name me some Prince songs.
Some Prince songs?
Purple Rain.
Yeah.
Little Red Corvette.
Okay.
Darling Nikki.
Okay.
He's real.
He's real.
Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
You know me in the era at which I listened.
That's true.
Wait, no, this is not the era you listen to.
Also, he black and white.
Remember, he claimed that he got into.
He got in and that's how Prince died.
Oh, yeah.
Michael Jackson, too.
I did get on a Prince kick, and then he did unfortunately pass away.
You're back.
We're all back.
Yep.
I got us gifts.
I got some gifts.
I got you a gift as well.
Wait, what?
I got some gifts.
For me to come back to?
Or was it just...
No, he got it.
I got it.
Where did he go?
I went to Austin and I got you a gift.
But this is Will's time.
Okay, go ahead.
No, no, no.
First gift I want to give is to Cutie Cinderella.
Oh.
And this is more of a symbolic gift and a plug.
Cutie Cinderella is doing her Beyblade tournament again on the 13th.
And this is part of the gift.
15th.
16th?
You said the 13th.
It's on Thursday.
Uh-oh.
But, okay.
I will be there with bells on and I will retain my title.
And that is my gift to you.
Because I'm the greatest Beyblader of all time.
I'll go get the other gifts.
That's amazing.
Wait.
That's amazing.
I like that gift.
I'm so looking forward to the gifts.
I'm also going to be in the Beyblade tournament.
I just found that.
Have you ever played Beyblade in your life?
I didn't even know what Beyblade was until you did your tournament last year.
Perfect.
You didn't come.
I can't come?
No, you didn't.
No, I didn't.
You didn't invite me.
No, actually, I don't think I was.
I think I was able to come.
I don't remember.
That was two years ago.
Yeah, it's okay.
That's two years ago.
What the fuck?
That is a meal survival bucket.
Wait.
Okay.
For the end of the world.
He's going to make content.
That is going to be brought on by the Dems after they, you know.
But I know you've looked at these before, and I know you're an MRE guy.
And I thought in the paywall portion, we could try one of these ready-made apocalypse meals.
I love it.
It's for the apocalypse, but we're going to eat it before the apocalypse.
We're just getting ready.
We're getting ready.
But what is the apocalypse coming and then we don't have any more food left because we ate it all in the forest.
We're getting our pally.
That's not your bucket.
That's true.
Fuck him.
That's crazy.
Yeah, okay.
He's already taking ownership over my bucket.
I thought it would be good paywall portion.
I like that this is so American.
It says children can fall into the bucket and drown.
Drown.
Keep children away from the bucket or even a small amount of liquid.
Because even when the world ends, they're worried about a massive class action lawsuit.
And then my last gift is for Austin Show, and it's something I made.
It's something I want you to wear.
I spent a lot of time on it.
No, I think you can wear it maybe when you go out.
I'll bring it in.
Oh, my God.
I've got to go get it.
I'm so excited.
Okay, while he's bringing that out, I also got you a gift.
Really?
Oh, my God.
It's like Christmas.
Oh, never mind.
He's got it.
Oh, my God.
It's everything that I ever wanted.
Oh, wow.
You made that?
I won't.
You fought so hard on it, so don't leave it on the saddle.
I won't.
Because it'll make me feel really bad.
I thank you so much.
It'll make me.
It's so cute.
Thank you.
Try it on.
Well, I will.
Be gentle.
It's fragile.
I love it.
I'm the one who only got a real gift.
Oh, my God.
It's perfect.
Well, that's interesting.
You kind of did a hover.
You didn't even put it on.
No, on the paywall.
You kind of did a hover.
I'll put it on the paywall.
I think you should wear it as penitents for missing so many episodes.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Now, let's break myself in.
I love this hat.
I'll wear it all on the paywall.
Wait, Democratic vote.
Democratic.
Cutie, do you like your hat?
Cutie.
I like that hat.
Do you think you wear that hat?
No, come on.
My hair looks good today.
Can we just enjoy?
Do you think Austin should wear it?
I have empathy.
I will not make him wear it.
The empathetics part of me says, yeah, don't make him wear the hat, but the content part of me says, but just in a second.
Just a second.
I'll put it on in a second.
Anyway, he's not going to put it on.
He's going to forget.
Austin, this is something you have to put on.
Okay.
But my pretty shirt is an authentic.
Oh, that's awesome.
Key Boston weird shirt.
That's great.
That is so amazing.
I don't even know if that'll fit you.
It is a.
It's a large.
Really?
Is it?
Or a medium?
It's a medium.
Yeah, it'll fit.
Yeah, but he likes baggy shirts.
I mean, no, I got it like tight on purpose.
Oh.
Do you want me to put it on?
Yes.
Notice that you're not putting on the hat, though, which is odd.
Uh-huh.
That's right.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Fansly.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, you did start a fansly and then leave the podcast for a month.
Yeah, you did.
You did.
I did.
I did do that.
Yes, I for those of you who were wondering, I did start a fansly.
You look very gay in this shirt.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Will there be any penetration on the fansly?
So as of now, there is no penetration on myfansly.com slash Austin show.
There is no penetration yet.
Currently, We haven't gotten there, but I have been apparently uploading content to my fans.
That's nice.
But how have you guys been doing?
Enough about me.
Huh?
Oh, what's been going on with you guys?
I missed you all.
Airport Bin Conflict00:02:42
I really did.
Yeah.
That's a great question.
What could have been going on?
Nothing has happened in the world that's significant since you've been gone.
I'm trying to take care of my folks.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
Well, I have a story.
I'll tell you.
Okay.
I now drink Dr. Pepper.
I drink Dr. Pepper Zero Sugar.
I started.
I ventured into it.
I'm a full-fledged soda boy now.
You've always been a soda.
I've always been a soda.
I was, but like, I never really ventured into Dr. Pepper territory until this time around until recently.
After JD Vance said, you know, people are calling him racist for drinking Diet Mountain Dew.
I was like, you know, I don't want to come across the races.
So I went and got Dr. Pepper strawberries and cream and I'm really fucked with it.
He's a refrigerator guy.
Yeah.
And couch fucker guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Keeping up with the memes.
Yep, absolutely.
Okay.
Well, I have a bunch of stories that we could get to.
First and foremost, if you would want to, if you want to tell your story.
Yeah, I'll tell my story.
Let me guess.
It's an airport-related story.
How did you know?
Shocker.
I need you guys to be my jury here because I need to know if I was in the wrong or not.
Because I could have been in the wrong.
There's no way.
But I went.
There's simply no, no, this is not a lame story.
No, he came in hot.
He came in hot.
He came in.
He wanted to leak it on the stream.
I was like, no, Austin, you should keep it.
I've almost got into a fight on an airplane today.
Okay.
So I board my flight and I'm in Comfort Plus.
Okay.
Because everybody switched it up on me and I had to book a last-minute flight and there was no other seats available.
So I was in a middle seat in Comfort Plus.
I had a laptop bag and a backpack.
I walk in, all the bins are shut.
Okay.
But I know because I fly all the time that there's always a little space that I could squeeze my bag into.
Sure.
Right.
So I start opening the bins, you know, just looking, minding my own business and trying to find a spot.
And a lady turns around and she goes, Sir, if the bin's closed, it means there's no room in it.
And I go, oh, well, ma'am, I just usually can find a little spot in the space in the thing.
And she goes, well, you're not supposed to do that.
And she was rude.
And I didn't like it.
Yeah.
All attention was on me because I was the last person to sit down.
Sure.
So I turn around and I say, why don't you mind your own damn business?
Oh, no.
I did.
Wait, did she work with the airline?
Flight Stall Crash Story00:10:05
No.
But neither does he.
Yeah.
Well, I told her, I said, mind your own business.
And her husband didn't like that very much.
Okay.
Oh.
And he said, hey, he was kind of a dorky dad.
And he said, hey, pal, watch it.
That's why I got word for you're about to get paid.
Yeah.
And I said, okay, and opened the bin and put my bags in a slot like I always do because I found a slot, shut the bin, turned on my noise-canceling headphones, and sat down and minded my own damn business.
On second thought, put the hat on.
Yeah.
Why?
No, you definitely got to put that hat on.
He got that hat on.
Because he came with an airport story.
He went gone for a month.
You broke piece of the hat.
Put it on.
Do you know how many Calais hours we all spent on that?
You didn't like my story?
It was all right.
It was good, Austin.
As a family, Austin, you've been gone for a month and you were so excited to tell a story.
Yeah.
I thought it was maybe about your escapades.
Yeah.
No, it was about today.
I'm sorry for disappointing you.
Put the hat on.
You didn't say that.
You can fix this.
Disappointing is the wrong thing.
Yeah.
You're a cowboy.
That's content.
You look good.
You look good.
This is so heavy.
Yeah.
Your neck was neck crazy.
It's so fucking heavy.
Oh, my God.
It's good.
It's helping your neck.
I'm starting to feel lightheaded already.
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good.
So anyway, can I say something?
But don't you think people need to mind their own fucking?
They do.
They do.
She was a Karen.
She was.
Can I say something?
What?
We missed you.
I missed you too.
We missed you.
You're so much more agreeable with the hat on.
Thank you.
Because he can't nod his head no.
Yeah.
So I kind of look good.
I will say this.
I think you gave a little bit of lip.
I did.
You probably shouldn't have escalated, but then they escalated back.
Yeah.
But then you deflated them entirely by just doing the damn thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Proving your point.
Well, yeah.
And I think this goes to show that people in general need to mind their own business.
Yeah.
Especially Republicans.
Okay.
I like that.
He's so lived up.
So lived up.
Can we leak that Ricky Martin followed you on Instagram?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I forgot about that.
I would love to live the Vita Loca.
I have no idea.
But like, I found out about it because one of my ladies.
Really?
You can't say I love Taco Bell?
Isn't that their saying?
No, it was.
That's Liv Moss.
I don't know Spanish.
I'm really sorry.
Holy shit.
I don't think we need to cut that, dude.
No, we don't need that.
I really don't know Spanish.
I think that's funny.
I think everyone here is Spanish.
Now that she explained living La Vita Loca is what she thought the Taco Bell slogan was and La Vita Loca.
It's living something.
Oh, you thought she was being raised.
I'm never being raised.
She's just white.
That's her default position.
Oh, boy.
You're Mormon.
It's okay.
It's all right.
No.
Okay.
Did you DM him?
No.
Did you follow him back?
No.
What?
You didn't follow him.
Are you crazy?
Ricky fucking Martin?
I don't know.
That's Ricky fucking Martin.
You gotta follow me.
Do I have to follow him back?
Yes.
Okay, I will do that.
Living La Vida Loca.
That's that guy.
No, I know.
Do you see how we all just sang along?
Yeah.
So here's how I found out.
I posted on Instagram like another reel, right?
I think it was like about something that was going on in politics.
And every one of the comments was like, it's crazy that Ricky Martin liked this and it had like 400 likes.
I was like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
So I looked at it and I found out that, yeah, he follows me.
And I sent Ricky M.
And then I said you can take it off.
You can take it off now.
It's heavy.
Oh, no, put it back on your hair.
No, she's basically completely.
I will fix it, though, just briefly.
The hair.
The hat or the hair?
I think I have to glue this back on.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I mean, Will needs to.
I mean, Will needs to.
Yeah, thank you for taking care of my gifts.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't.
I don't know.
I didn't want to.
I didn't want to feel like I was fanboying over.
Wait, by following him back, you're not fanboying.
You're just returning.
I'm going to do it right now.
I'm going to do it right now.
I can't believe that was even a thought.
Yeah.
How do you not follow Ricky Martin?
I also kind of forgot about it after I told you guys.
That's a good story, though.
Until this moment.
Okay, you said you had stories.
What other stories you got for us?
Yeah, man.
I hope it's better than myself.
It's going to be bad.
It's going to be bad, unfortunately, because it's like airplane related, but there was a massive airplane.
Is this an airplane podcast?
I don't want to be an outcast here, but I'd like to hear it.
Yeah, this one is a soft served for Austin.
No, a massive airplane crash happened.
Cutie and I have fucking had it with these.
Why is it an airplane crash, too?
It's a massive one.
Oh, what?
In Brazil.
Look at that.
Brazil airplane crash.
Oh, no.
Cutie and I are both afraid of planes.
There's no plane.
Cutie, I've already looked up the plane.
There's no plane.
I've already looked up the.
There's a video of it crashing.
What happened?
It definitely.
Well, let's watch the video first.
It's all over Twitter.
Close your eyes.
There was a plane crash.
It was an ATR-72, which is a twin propeller passenger plane.
Seats about 70 people.
There's a video of it just literally falling out of the sky.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It looks fake.
No, it's real.
And I can tell you.
How did that happen?
I can tell you by the look of that, it stalled.
So when you stall, you just lose lift completely and you just fall from the sky.
So it was on takeoff.
I don't know what point of the flight it was on.
Because if it was going down, it would just glide, no?
No, no, you can stall at any point.
Okay.
I mean, this isn't.
Well, I'm sorry.
She's never going to fly.
No, no, no.
That's crazy.
You know what's crazy?
Is it's my grandma's 93rd birthday on Sunday and I was thinking of flying for the day.
I'm not now.
Thanks, Hassan.
I didn't drop.
I didn't know about this.
I don't go on Twitter anymore.
I mean, look, it was a...
They actually just came out.
It was AI.
No.
What happened?
They haven't said.
I'm not going to.
I can tell you it was.
It's too late.
I can tell you, Cutie, it was a stall.
That was a stall of some sort.
What do you know about that weather?
I don't know anything.
I just saw the video and I was like, I can't wait to talk to Austin about this on the website.
It looks like a stall.
I don't know what the weather was like in Brazil right now.
I don't know how cold it was, but it could be potentially there was a flight that I don't want to get too nerdy.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
We can move on.
No, I'm just dying on a plane is the worst.
I know.
So I don't know what happened.
I honestly have no idea, but it just looks like a stall of some sort.
And a stall means you just lose lift completely, and that would explain the plane just literally falling out of the sky.
It had no lift.
It had no, it wasn't able to fly at all.
Yes.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Okay.
So what happens is, is when ice builds up on the wings, it changes the aerodynamics of the planet.
Aren't they supposed to de-ice?
Yes, they are.
And they're also supposed to have anti-icing capabilities on the planes.
That's why they all have them.
So that's why you de-ice planes is because when ice when ice builds up on the wings, it changes the aerodynamics.
They're not outside.
They're in a different hemisphere.
Yeah.
So it's cold?
Yeah.
But right now?
Yeah.
So this reminds me there was a crash.
Exactly.
It needs to be cold for there to be out of the way.
I know.
That's why I was confused.
There was a crash of a commuter jet in like 2011 or something like that in New York.
Yeah.
And it was the same situation.
Ice buildup changes the aerodynamics of the plane, changes the speed at which the plane will stall, changes the shape of the wing, essentially.
So is it appropriate if I ever fly in the winter to raise my hand and say, hello, did you make sure to de-ice today?
Oh, you know what's good, though?
It's hot out, so you can still take your flight.
You don't have to deal with that contention.
I just saw that.
That was crazy.
But your grandmother.
That looks awful.
Your grandmother.
93 years old.
Your grandmother's out there.
I hope Cutie Cinderella's coming.
She won't notice that.
We can do Mormon things together.
She should still Mormon.
She's got a grandkids.
Yeah, she's very Mormon.
Okay.
How many grandkids does she have?
I don't know.
A lot of us.
There's a lot of us.
But she was really.
She was hanging on for you to come.
She's going to see the light.
Does she call you Cutie Cinderella?
Yeah, she does.
By my legal name, she does.
Brick, man.
Don't worry, though.
It's going to be okay.
Cutie!
What kind of plane was that?
Fighting against the dying of the light to see you one more time.
I promise you will never be on a plane like that.
Oh, that was awful.
They don't even really have them in the United States.
Why did you do that, Hassan?
Yeah, that was.
I thought it would be an interesting topic of discussion.
I didn't even know about it.
Yeah.
I almost lived my whole life never knowing about that crash.
Do you have any other very dark, grim, horrifying topics?
I have so many, but I'm not going to get into any of this stuff.
I'm moving to Los Angeles.
No.
I am.
Okay.
All right.
Well, sorry.
I believe.
Sorry for trying.
I believe.
I am actually moving.
I believe you.
Yeah.
Will believes me.
I don't believe you.
Okay.
Fair.
That's okay.
Respectfully.
Okay.
All right.
You don't believe me?
Do you believe me?
Maybe.
We'll see.
Okay.
You know what?
I believe you.
Sure.
Why not?
That's not belief.
No.
Why not?
That is not belief at all.
Austin didn't even let me know that he was staying at my place tonight.
He just like kind of ordered food ahead of time and was like, don't be spooked.
I ordered food to your place.
Oh.
Think about Hassan ordering food to Hassan.
It's like playing Russian roulette.
Your food gets stolen 40% of the time.
Really?
Yeah.
If your food sits out in front of his house for more than five minutes, it gets stolen.
Interesting.
Every single time.
We're feeding the poor.
Yeah.
I have drama from this week.
Borderlands Trailer Watch00:14:50
Oh.
I don't know if you guys know anything about movies or Girly Pop Nation, but Colleen Hoover, surely related to President Hoover from back in the day.
Surely.
She released a book forever called It Ends With Us.
Did you guys ever hear about it?
No.
Okay.
So the girly pops ate that shit up.
It was like the first book in a long time with the same level of like enthusiasm as like 50 Shades of Gray.
It's not as smutty as 50 Shades of Gray, but it was just like all these white women were reading this book, right?
Everyone, they're like, oh, have you read It Ends With Us?
It's so fucking good.
Hot take for me.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
It's not that.
It's not smutty enough for you.
Well, like, so the main character, her name is Lily Bloom, and she works at a flower shop.
What's wrong with that?
It's just a little on the nose.
Okay.
Chance.
You know?
And the whole, if you haven't read the book, it's about an abusive relationship.
And so it was like, and it kind of romanticizes it a little bit and it's just a little crazy.
And everyone was like, ah, maybe this shouldn't have the traction it has because it's like a little problematic.
It's a little problematic, but it's like, it's not that.
It's not, you know, whatever.
Sure.
Anyway, so it gets picked up to be made into a movie.
And Blake Lively is starring in the movie.
She's also the executive producer on the film.
Sure.
And then this guy named, we look up his name, Marsh, it starts with a J and it's hard for me to say Giordani.
Javier Bardem.
Oh, you know his name.
No, I'm just throwing out a guy with a James.
I thought it was like Giordi or something.
You couldn't figure out Javier Bardem's name?
I don't know.
I don't remember names.
I'm sorry.
My dad's phone is just ringing all the time.
Like literally all the time in the house.
In general, Justin Baldoni.
Okay.
So not only is he the director, he's also the main actor in the movie.
Yeah.
Okay.
Right.
Wow.
And I haven't consulted my expert in the industry, Caroline, to make sure I was getting all my facts right.
Cause I was like, I don't really understand.
Except for the name of the guy.
Well, I don't remember his name.
I don't remember.
I'm sorry.
I don't remember men.
Okay.
Yeah, fair.
I wouldn't either.
I hate men.
Thank you.
Name 100 men.
I don't want to.
I don't want to give men another 100 minutes of my life.
Out of principle, I will not.
Strange that that would take you 100.
True.
So anyway, Justin is the director and the main man in it, the abusive man in it.
Okay.
And throughout all the interviews and publicity that they've done for this, everyone kind of started noticing that Justin would do it by himself.
And then all the other cast members would do publicity.
And Jenny Slate, who we love Jenny Slate, she's great, was in an interview where they like asked her about Justin and she like very skillfully like dodged the question.
So everyone's like, why is everyone being so weird about this?
And then they looked into it and Blake Lively and Colleen Hoover, who wrote The Goddamn, both unfollowed Justin on Instagram.
So it's like, okay, what's the tea?
Interesting, right?
Like, he's this director and the guy in the movie.
And it's like, and the movie came out today.
Okay.
So we're all going to go see it right after this.
It's going to be awesome.
It's got 52%.
And 57% on Ron Tomatoes.
So it's probably not doing well.
But I guess it turns out, we still don't know for sure, but Blake Lively, they're planning for this to be her Oscar.
Her.
Which is funny if you've ever seen Blake Lively act.
I love that bitch.
I think she is very talented and very beautiful.
I don't know.
You don't think she's got Oscar potential.
I don't.
Maybe.
Maybe I'm being mean.
Maybe I'm being mean, but I watched the movie with her when she was fighting a shark and it was crazy.
It felt like it was you out there fighting that shark, Austin.
Yeah, no, I don't think I'd be able to handle it.
You couldn't find me.
I mean, no.
Wait, so what's Farnia?
What's that?
The show she was on.
That's where she started.
That's gossip girl.
Oh, she was on gossip girl.
Yeah.
Oh, Misha.
Misha Barton was.
Yeah.
Okay.
Never mind.
I'm all mixed up.
What's the drama, though?
So the drama seems like Blake, like, kind of like kissed up to Colleen Hoover, which is like the author.
So she kind of has a lot of say on it.
And like, even Blake had like Ryan come in and Ryan Reynolds, her husband, even ended up writing some.
I like that you're talking about these people on the first name basis, like you know them.
I was born.
Oh, Ryan.
I was in a bit of a hole reading about this.
So he came in and he even wrote some of the scenes and like some of the script.
And so like they all get buddy buddy with Colleen.
And then when it comes down to the cut, you've got Justin's cut or Blake's cut.
And Colleen is like, you know, big weight in this.
And they end up going with like Blake's cut of the movie, even though he's the director.
So everyone's like trying to figure out exactly like what happened, but that's all we know right now.
Oh, I bet he was none too pleased about that.
But I believe in Girly Pop Nation to figure it out.
But also at the same time, like it seems like it still sucked.
The movie?
It seems like her cut sucked.
Probably, yeah.
There was another movie scandal this week.
What?
Borderlands debuted with the worst Rotten Tomatoes score of all time, coming out on its debut with a flat zero.
Holy shit.
I think it's the least shocking thing.
I think it's up to a six now.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
It's the most shocking thing I've ever heard in my entire life because like, do you remember the trailer for it?
Oh, yeah.
It was so bad.
I would, you know what's crazy is that film has some of the great actresses of all time in it.
And it, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kate Blanchett, yeah.
But they are so playing against type that it is like black and Kevin Hart.
Well, they, I could see them in a movie like this, but Kate Blanchette in a video game action movie after doing tar is like the most against.
But this is before technically, right?
I think it wasn't this like held up.
I mean, but still it's Kate fucking Blanchette.
No, I know, I know.
I'm just saying.
But they say like the CGI in this movie is abhorrent.
They say that the script is terrible.
Like everything about this movie is apparently.
I just watch the trailer.
I think that everyone will understand.
Well, they say that this movie is such a miss and it's, I think it had a $130 million budget.
Yeah.
So there's some forecasting that this might go on like the shortlists of biggest flops of all time.
I guess it's not a universal property, but it could end up at like a, what's that movie at Universal?
Fast and the Furious.
No, the Water World.
Water World.
I said Water World is fire.
I stand on Water World.
Dennis Hopper's a good villain.
The smoker.
I think Water World is actually.
Thailand.
Yeah.
It's an incredibly underrated movie, and I suspect I'm calling it right now.
The greatest scene in that movie is when the guy opens up the jar and he's like, it's PEPA.
PEPA!
I think that...
I remember you giving us that lesson.
I think that that will be one of those movies that will become like, it'll be Fight Club status, cult-like admiration for this movie.
This movie.
No, no, no, not this.
Oh, water.
Water World.
It's been 30 years.
No, no, listen.
Listen.
Here's why.
Here's why.
All it needs.
It's older than Fight Club.
We're just waiting to find one.
Because Fight Club was not a box office hit at all.
It became a cult classic afterwards, after the fact.
Part of that was because Fight Club was responsive to what the underlying resentment that this generation was feeling.
I mean, when the ice caps start melting, people are going to be like, damn, they were on.
They are already melting.
That's why let's watch Water World.
Water World, if you watch it with today's eyes with no prior introduction to it whatsoever, and you go into it now, you'd be like, oh, this movie's like kind of prophetic and really fucking good.
It was very expensive at the time.
It was a massive flub at the time.
I was licking my toes.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to pay attention, but you're not going to be able to do it.
Straight up, like, making out with my toes.
Oh, my God.
Kaya, get off.
Kaya, you freak.
Let her stay alive.
Get out of here.
Wait, what?
I did.
I was joking.
I was joking.
No, leave.
I really hate it.
Don't do that.
Oh, God.
Stop.
So, what I was trying to say.
Baba.
What I was trying to say is that I think if Jen A gets a hold of it or Gen Z gets a hold of it, they will be like, this movie's a banger.
So if they somehow figure out that was ever a movie.
Yeah.
It's hard to find.
Well, we're telling you.
Go check it out now.
Yeah.
Yep.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, now it's time for my part of the show.
Ooh, America Me Up?
Wait, no, let's watch the Borderlands trailer.
Oh, yeah, we can.
If you want to.
Let's watch this.
Wait, wait.
Trailer of the Borderlands movie.
No, no, wait.
It will be.
Like, I watched the trailer and immediately was like, this is the worst thing that they've ever made.
Why did they make this?
Oh, my God.
Dude, the queen.
Right there.
That's enough to understand how shit this is.
But is this everything is CGI in this movie?
Oh, my God.
God, I hate this planet.
Wait, that's even the ground.
No one's saying she's not a good actress.
Well, Destiny awakes.
Legend has it that there's this massive treasure hidden in some secret vault.
And if you go honey, pause it for a second.
Down to the sound editing, this is so of a different era.
Like, this movie should have been released, like, 10, 15 years ago.
Well, you know what it is.
It is basically like a hard repackage of Guardians of the Galaxy.
Yeah.
But for a video game property.
For a video game property that like no one cares about that much.
And also with the jokes, once again, stuck in like 10 years in the past.
I thought maybe that's why it's rated bad because everyone cares about Borderlands.
No, do they not?
Borderlands a pretty popular game.
It is, but like.
But so they're disappointed and let down and the gamers are going to the metacritics and being like no, no, no, no, those are all critics scores.
Those are all critics.
Literally all critics like the New York Times is like, this movie sucks.
How does one become a critic?
I don't know.
You think so?
Yeah.
You pointed to Austin and not Will?
You know what to be a good film critic?
I think you're right.
He knows too much.
Because I think we need a critic that's like a little loud for me.
Yeah, thank you.
Dumb Kirk.
Dumb Kirk.
Kind of loud.
Not enough shirtless men.
This is top 10 anime betrayals.
This would be like if there was like a position opening for like Taylor Swift expert.
And I was like, Austin?
This is right up your alley.
I mean, I do think she's got a point.
Just play the trailer.
Okay.
Take any help you can get.
I will only defer to Austin going forward on how he thinks about the trailer.
Well, I was out from the beginning.
I don't think.
I don't, but for other reasons.
I just don't like it.
Dumpster fire of a world in the universe.
God, I hate this plan.
Yeah, like all those jokes are so fall so flat.
It's pink.
It's team.
Bucks can take his call.
Pisswash.
How did I get the name?
That's it, my new senior can see what I see.
Oh.
All right, we've seen it.
You don't have to watch the rest of it, but yeah, it's so bad.
For that reason, I'm out.
I was out before it started.
Oh, we have your opinion.
Those pippy one-liners, like I said, is like very 2012, you know?
Yeah.
I'd be such a bad critic because I wouldn't be able to finish the movie.
Yeah, that's how I feel.
I'd be like, but maybe that would be my criticism.
Yeah.
Because I would be, I couldn't finish it.
It was too long.
Yeah.
Let's move into the next segment before I kill myself.
What?
Oh, okay.
So we do a little segment here called America Me Up.
Yes.
Austin, do you remember that?
I remember it.
Okay, good.
Images of American leaders across the screen.
I just want to point to everyone that's listening right now.
Marge walked in earlier when Austin was on the stream and he literally did not recognize Marsh.
He was like, who was that?
No, this is ridiculous.
Hassan, he's doing, he's been in politics so much.
He spins things like he's foxed fucking news.
He walked in the house.
I was looking.
I was like face away from him.
And then Hassan's like, what's up?
Because he doesn't ever call anybody by their name.
Hey, it's a steppy saying, what's up?
It's true.
By that time, Marsh had passed the room and I went, who was that?
And he's like, oh my God, you've been gone for three weeks.
She didn't recognize me.
He's trying to spin it.
This is what he does.
I'm pretty sure you did not see him.
Marge is confirming right now that you guys made icons.
There's no fucking way.
He's not.
Marsh isn't even looking at me right now.
No, Marge is looking at me right now.
That's insane that I would be gone for three weeks and forget what Marsh looked like.
It's crazy.
I got hit in the head or something.
It's crazy that you did it.
I did have COVID, though.
The fuck?
You didn't know I had COVID?
You gave Biden COVID?
No, I had COVID.
You got it from Biden.
No, I got it.
Yeah, I didn't get it.
Why do you still sound like you have COVID?
It's been, I have long COVID.
I don't know.
Okay, America Me Up.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm ready to be America.
This is going to be a first for America Me Up.
What?
Because the man we're going to talk about, he's not American.
He's Australian.
How dare you?
Boo.
Oh, I know what you're going to talk about, but also it's valid.
What?
You do it then.
Yeah.
You fucking do it.
Yeah.
I'm not going to let him.
82-year-old Australian legend.
Yeah.
Oh, damn it.
I didn't think about it.
I'm sorry.
We're synced up.
We're synced up.
I knew what you were going to talk about before you brought it up.
Sometimes I believe in a kind of cultural, like, you're born into one culture, but your heart resonates with another.
Kind of like Austin in the 60s.
Right.
Or like in Japan.
Yeah, I shouldn't have been born Jack.
That's not a country.
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All right, wait.
I mean, that's not.
Wait, that is a country.
That's not a wait.
You said culture?
Tell me that Japan doesn't have culture.
I thought you were talking about years.
That is worse than the Taco Bell.
I thought you were talking about like, I wish I was born in the 1830s.
You are so.
Oh, you bought slaves, but without all the racists.
There's other bad shit without the races.
I'm just throwing a thing.
I mean, we're even born with eras where I would have not been accepted.
You said the six, like I said, 60s, 50s, 40s, whatever.
And then you said Japan.
And so I said, like them segregated schools.
No, no, no, no.
Like a more progressive 40s.
I simply got confused, Your Honor.
Okay, thank you for hearing me out.
As I was saying, sometimes someone's spirit is so akin to another nation.
And that's why we're going to talk about this man tonight.
I'm going to say a phrase and tell me if it rings any bells with you.
Succulent Chinese meal.
I know exactly who you're talking about.
Marsh, go ahead and pull this up.
I know nothing.
This is a legendary man who unfortunately passed away a couple days prior to 82.
Yeah.
Well, now I'm going to be sad watching him.
Mr. Just so let me give you a bad.
Let me give you a little background.
Okay.
No, you don't need background.
Just watch.
Then I'll give you background.
Yeah, let's.
You just assured me that I could speak.
So sit down inside the car.
I'm not assuring anything.
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
Have a look at the headlock here.
See that chap over there?
Get your hand off my penis.
This is the guy who got me on the penis people.
Get some cups.
Why did you do this?
The popping car.
For what reason?
What is the charge?
Eating a meal?
A succulent Chinese meal?
Oh, that's some nice headlocks, huh?
Oh, I guess.
I see the DVD.
What is happening?
Can you, sir?
Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Now, get your hands off me.
One of the greatest arrest video of all time.
Okay.
So, Jack Carlson, I'm going to give you a little background.
Now, I've been doing research, and he actually did an interview two years ago with New Zealand today, where he gave kind of the most accurate account of that day in his life.
But the man's life is shrouded in mystery because he lies a lot and admits that he lies a ton.
So, what we know is that he was at one point a bank robber.
Now, he's never admitted to being a bank robber, but he said he would go into banks and blow the safes open, but he never considered himself a robber because he didn't use a gun.
So, he was a bank robber and he would frequent this restaurant.
And apparently, someone had been using stolen credit cards to buy food there.
And because he had this criminal past, they assumed it was him.
It turned out it wasn't him.
But when he went to jail, he was worried that they had him for something else and they were going to send him to normal jail.
So, he was trying to get an insane plea by behaving crazily.
And when he got to jail, he started furiously masturbating in the cell towards all the officers to try and drive in the fact that he was crazy.
And he said that while they were restraining him, they were beating him up.
And he kept going, like, oh, yes, I like it.
Oh, that's good.
One on the head there.
So he quit his life of crime, though.
And then he became an erotic artist.
I didn't know this.
Yes.
And for years, he did erotic art out in a town called Kaminya, Australia.
No, Kaminya.
Kaminya.
No fucking way it was called Kaminya.
Come in.
No way.
Look it up.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in, Australia.
That's insane.
That feels like that's where Ken's town should have been.
Yeah, Kaminya.
The Barbie movie.
That's good.
They sent all the Kens there.
So he was out in Kaminya making erotic art.
Did he choose this town?
I suppose.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
But you don't get teleported to the town.
You choose that music.
Quite a ladies' man.
Okay.
And when he did his interview with New Zealand tonight, he actually sold one of his paintings to the local bar of him getting arrested.
It's a picture of him getting arrested.
But all of his other art is women's breasts.
Oh.
Oh, dude.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
And so unfortunately, two days ago, he passed away.
And I think we're going to give an America me up salute to a man that probably should have been American.
Yeah, he really should have.
Well, one thing that I consider.
Did you look up Cominya, Australia?
I do consider it interesting because he couldn't find it.
One thing that I noticed on the arrest footage immediately was that he doesn't sound Australian.
He has like a more British accent.
And apparently the Australian accent has like evolved over time.
I found it.
It's Kuminya, Australia.
C-O-O-M-I-N-Y-A.
So did he move to this town for the reason that it sounds like come in you?
I think he wanted to be anonymous.
I think it's kind of like the outback.
But maybe.
Just maybe.
Because like Kuminya, it's like too.
It's Kaminya.
Come in.
Kuminya.
Fucking Kaminya.
Yeah, Kaminya.
But do they even say it like that down there?
I think they say it Kuminya.
I know, but like, do they, like, when they're going to come in you?
I think, do they call it spunk in Australia?
They called it Jemmy Whammy.
Jammy Whammy.
I'm going to Jemmy Whammy up.
Root means to fuck.
It doesn't mean to come in ya.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you can come in.
Well, we had Australians here for like a month and we anyway.
That's my America me up.
That was a lovely segment.
Thank you.
I thoroughly enjoyed that.
I feel like they didn't like he okay.
So he went on this interview and he's like, I used to rob banks.
No, he wouldn't say that.
Oh, okay.
Because the interviewer said, you are a criminal.
And he's like, nah, I wouldn't say that.
Oh.
There were times when I would go in and put thermite in a safe and blow it open.
And he's like, so you're a bank robber.
And he's like, no, I didn't have a fucking gun and all that.
There's a documentary coming out.
Open it.
So he never went to jail for that?
No, he did.
Oh, he did.
That's where he learned to paint.
Oh, that's kind of nice.
He's the subject of a documentary called The Man Who Ate a Succulent Chinese Meal, currently in production, directed by Heath Davis.
The dock feature is said to be released in early 2025.
So that's something that we can look forward to.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe we'll watch it on the paywall.
It was Democracy Manifesto.
So he was just masturbating in front of officers thinking that they had him on a worse charge.
So when they gave him the charge that they had him on, they put him in the insane asylum.
Oh.
And he broke out.
Oh.
I just don't.
Dude, it's different.
He needs a book.
How is he a free man?
He's just one of God's prototypes.
Like, there's something missing here.
He gets arrested.
He robbed banks and he jerks off in front of cops while getting beaten to death and goes to an insane asylum, escapes, and then has a very successful life.
No, I don't know about that last part.
Okay.
He had a Pinot Noir.
Yeah, he drank a lot of wine.
That's true.
He had a wine deal.
But he was free, regardless.
He was free.
Unless he was on the run.
I would argue he was more free than most of us ever will be.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I need to see this documentary.
He also talks about how he did a threesome one time.
With whom?
Two women, apparently.
Wow.
Did you know, random thing, I just thought about documentaries.
There's a documentary coming out.
Did you know Abraham Lincoln was gay?
Yes.
Yeah.
I think a lot of people have talked about that.
Yeah.
Well, there's a documentary coming out this year that I think we should all watch.
And it's.
Are you telling me Mary Todd Lincoln wasn't doing it for him?
She's a smoke shit.
No, I know she is.
Abraham Lincoln, they say sometimes he was possibly bisexual because he would sleep in the same bed.
Like there's official accounts of him sleeping in the same bed with his bodyguard.
What's gay about that?
Yeah.
That's the argument that maybe if he had kept his bodyguard that close when he went to a show.
He would have gotten back shots.
Now, I want to know if they'll get into detail whether Lincoln was a top or a bottom.
Oh, he's definitely a top.
You think so?
It's huge.
I know he is, but sometimes you can have big, big tops or bottoms.
Bottoms.
Big bottoms.
Anyway, I read or I learned a story that made me feel a certain type of way.
I have this really bad problem where I always feel bad for the bad person.
Does anyone else have that?
I've felt that before.
Expand.
You hear like an awful story and you're like, oh, man.
World War II, Adolf Hitler.
Expand on that.
I just think there's always a way to feel bad for the evil person.
Are you talking about John Wilkes Booth right now?
No.
Who are you talking about?
I'm going to get there.
What do you think Ponzi schemes and the Backstreet Boys have in common?
Ernie Madoff.
I would assume one of the Backstreet Boys did a Ponzi scheme.
No, but this guy named Lou Adler.
Okay.
Okay.
Adler.
Where'd I get Adler?
I made that word up.
I have no clue where I got that from.
Lou Perlman.
Okay.
Who's Lou Adler?
Nobody knows.
No, no, but Lou Perlman sounds familiar.
Lou Perlman.
So he's this guy.
He had a blimp company.
Massive blimp company.
And he sees new kids on the block.
Everyone needs a blimp company.
I know.
It was like his dream.
It was his dream growing up.
He saw these blimps and he was like, I'm going to have a blimp company one day.
Oh.
And then.
Healthy lad.
Yeah.
Are you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you fat shaming?
No, he just looks pleasantly plump.
He gets skinny all of a sudden.
Yeah.
Okay, you fat shamed me.
You feel literally shame.
Yeah, now you fat shaming me everywhere.
You deserved it.
Why don't you feel who which bad guy do you feel worse for here?
It changes on the day.
But right now, I don't feel bad for you because it's funny.
So Lou Perlman, he sees new kids on the block and he's like, oh my God, that's amazing.
I'm going to start my own boy band.
Sure.
So he quite literally like lists in the classifieds, like the classified's version of auditions.
And he's like, looking for hot young men who can sing and dance, right?
I think Austin took out an ad like that one time.
He just.
Yeah.
And so he posts this and he lives in Florida and he has these auditions in his blimp like barn.
And he finds the fucking Backstreet Boys.
Right.
He creates the Backstreet Boys.
Okay.
Everybody.
Yeah.
Rock your body.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Hassan.
Fuck you.
Wait, hold on.
Rock your body, right?
He's back.
Streets back.
All right.
Yeah, he's back.
Will you guys learn the dance and do it for the summer concert?
Wait, yes.
Okay.
Wait, I want to do this.
You're doing a simple business.
I don't even know if you're fucking here, Austin.
I didn't.
It's in Tu Mont.
I just decided on what I'm doing.
Playment right now.
Meatloaf.
I thought you were going to say, Can I bring a whole band?
I thought you were going to say Frank Sinatra and I was going to laugh really.
I'm doing Frank.
No, I'm going to, I want to bring a horn, like a band with a horn section.
It is legends themed, so you have to do a whole dress up.
I'm doing Meatloaf, yeah.
And I'm doing Paradise by the Dashboard.
Okay.
I'm learning how to sing Red Sun in the Sky and Mandarin.
And I'm going to dress up as Mao.
Wait, what are legends?
Why are you doing like anyone that's just like an icon?
Except Banger.
Oh, Frank Sinatra.
Mao Zedong is iconic.
Did somebody claim Frank Sinatra?
I don't know which one Ted claimed, but he claimed one of the guys you like.
And I said, Austin's going to be mad.
But I don't remember which one he claimed.
It was either.
It was Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.
I don't know.
Well, if he claimed Dean, I can take Frank, right?
Yeah, whichever one.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
But you got to like dress up as them.
Oh, you want to dress up as them?
Or you need range.
You need range.
Well, you're also going to do Backstreet Boys.
The four of you know Marsh, bad, you got to be a part of it.
There's four boys.
Wait, you need another boy.
You can get Ludwig.
Anyway, whatever.
That's a bit of a tangent.
So anyway, he finds the Backstreet Boys.
Yeah.
Crazy, right?
But, you know, it's really expensive to run a boy band.
So all of a sudden the blimps start crashing.
Oh, no.
But insurance money on a blimp is $2.5 million.
I did not know that.
In the 90s.
Damn.
Man, what a fucking greatest.
Killing pilots?
I don't, you know, that part.
I can't figure out if people died.
Do blimps have pilots or are they?
Yes.
I think modern day ones maybe don't.
Yeah, no, I don't think so.
I think they just like let it ride like a fucking balloon.
What are they doing?
You should know more about blimps than any of us.
No, I don't even know.
I did see a blimp sometime.
Not me, honey.
Oh, bro.
That shit crashes.
I saw one on like a flight radar.
It was at like 58,000 feet.
Is that high?
That's really high.
Planes like peak at like 43,000.
Why was it so high?
It was the Chinese weather balloon.
It was looking at American farmland, brother.
So they start crashing, but whatever, you know, 2.5 million purple.
And the Backstreet Boys are like doing okay.
They send him, but for some reason, they're popping the fuck off in Germany.
So they send him over to Germany.
He's like, go on tour in Germany.
And while they're in Germany, he's like, well, someone else is going to copy me.
So I'm going to do it again.
And Sync.
And he starts in sync.
And so they're actually.
I knew that part.
I knew that.
Yeah.
They're in Germany living their best lives.
They come home to this new boy band.
Oh, my God.
And they're like, what the hell?
We thought we were only kids.
Oh, my God.
Like, so it's like this crazy situation.
And then they send InSync to Germany.
They do the whole outlet.
But regardless, obviously we know InSync and Backstreet Boys blow up phenomenally, right?
Like the.
This guy's two for two.
He's two for two.
He's terrible at blimps, but he's very good at blowing.
Yeah.
But the problem is InSync goes like platinum, right?
And he sits them all down and he's like, okay, well, here's your pay.
Congratulations.
They each get a $10,000 check.
And they're so excited.
And then one guy's like, yo, how much did you make at Sizzler?
And then they're like, oh, fuck.
They're making nothing for like a whole, like a whole year of traveling the world and whatever.
But like this Lou guy was like buying private jets and big tour buses and like spending all the money just like insane, right?
Big dinners and whatever.
So of course their profit margin is whatever.
Turns out he was also taking a 40% cut.
Oh.
Yeah.
So it's like a little ridiculous.
And so then they end up suing him.
So Backstreet Boys and InSync end up suing him.
Yeah.
He goes on to make LFO.
I like the girl.
Amaca.
And then in the summer.
In the summer.
LFO.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
He makes LFO.
He makes one called like Natural.
Did he do 98 degrees?
No, he doesn't do 98 degrees or Dreamcast.
But he pumps out like 100 other boy bands after this.
And like, but none of them are ever as successful as Backstreet Boys or InSync, you know?
But everyone's always just like wondering how he's getting all this money, but he has a lot of investors, right?
Sure.
Turns out he's just living off of other people's money the whole time, right?
American scammer.
So a Ponzi scheme, quite literally.
Like he's, he's, you know, that's what it is.
He's taking investors and then spending their money.
And then if they want their money back, taking it from other investors and blah, blah, blah.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, eventually you're going to run out, especially when you got cut off of your big two, two biggest projects ever, which you would like never.
And like even everyone on the Backstreet Boys is like sitting there and they're like, yeah, we loved him, but like, you know, we need the money.
And like in sync, we loved him, but like money, you know, and all, it's just like this really weird thing.
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But like one of his co-partners like found out that it was a Ponzi scheme and ended up killing himself because he was so depressed of the repercussions of all these 2,000 plus people that have like invested in this guy.
And then like, and this guy, what he would do, this Lou Perlman, he would forge documents so well by hand because this is like in the 90s, right?
And he would just be like, oh, this German bank gave me a million dollars.
And then which is crazy.
He would just get a million dollars.
Like, you know, it was just so.
No, no, no, no, what he would do is he would say got it from the bank and he would give it to one of the investors to pay them back.
Right, right.
Instead of the money just coming from the pool.
That makes sense.
Am I everything you want?
You better want your body right.
Everybody continue.
That's good.
That song fucking rules.
Yeah.
He did that, right?
Like, that's a crazy fucking thing to do.
What's the deal with this pop life and what are they gonna fade out?
That was more deep cut.
I don't think they're gonna do that.
That's so, I think controversial opinion, things were cooler when it was analog because you can do crimes like that.
That's crazy.
I feel like actually do you mean you just reaffirmed her opening statement that sometimes she feels bad for bad guys.
Well, bad for him.
So do you kind of feel bad?
It's a segment.
It's kind of like at the end of a movie where the waiting.
So this Ponzi scheme is in history the longest running Ponzi scheme, 30 years.
Oh my God.
Okay.
He's so good at everything.
Yeah.
Except for blimps.
Well, it's interesting because like he had this nurse at one point that had to come and like, you know, because he had like a heart attack because he was a very healthy boy.
And vindicated.
Go on.
So he has a heart attack and he has this nurse that comes and he like, he's like, hey, like, publicly will you be my girlfriend?
And all of his friends were like, I think he's just asexual and wanted a girlfriend for the appearance.
And like some like.
He wanted it that way.
Yeah.
He wanted it that way.
And there was some like psychoanalyzation of him that's like, man, this guy was just so lonely and just always wanted to be accepted.
And he just wanted someone as long as they loved him.
Yeah.
And just wanted like this, you know, I want, I want the blimps and then I want the, I want this family with these boy bands and like all this stuff.
Right.
So anyway, he ends up getting caught and goes to jail.
Yeah.
Now he can have many friends.
Right.
He ends up dying in jail.
Oh my God.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
And this is the crazy thing.
In all these interviews with like his friends and stuff, all these people are like, yeah, he was a really good guy.
Like no one like, you know, we all just believed in him.
We really did.
Like, but it always felt like we were never that close.
So he dies in jail.
No one finds out for weeks.
And then, or like, it posts on the news, but like, no one does anything.
And then eventually, one of the guys from one of the old boy bands, natural, calls the coroner because he's like, he just needed closure, right?
Yeah.
And the coroner was like, oh, finally, no one has called to claim this body.
Isn't that so sad?
Wait, I thought you were going to say he frauded the coroner and it was someone else's body.
And he's alive.
He's out there.
No.
Wait, that would be a bad thing.
It's gotta be mad.
This is about feeling sad for the bad guy.
But you also like, so you feel sad for all the people he ruined, but then it's like he ends up dying.
No one claims his body.
Sure.
The best they can do is like hunt down this, you know, where his family plot was in New York.
He gets buried too broke to even have a headstone.
Like he's buried without a headstone in like, you know, the shittiest wooden box.
And it's like somebody that created such joy that you keep singing and like, well, and then he just dies alone.
What was that last part?
The Big Street Boys.
No, I keep singing.
Oh.
I'm just responding to your story.
Oh, right.
Of course.
That's my bad.
You're being weird.
But isn't it kind of sad?
Are you hallucinating?
But it's also like sad because he fucked up so many people's lives.
Like they all spent their savings and stuff thinking that they'd make all this money.
So, and also that guy, that other guy died.
And it was just like so depressing.
I know what you mean.
It's like sometimes you see like a villain at the end of the movie after they've lost everything.
Yeah.
And you're just thinking, you're so lucky.
They're a star.
That's Brittany.
What are you talking about?
That's Brittany, bitch.
He's just saying, I don't get it.
But yeah, so that was my.
I've been feeling a lot since that.
Now I know why you don't want to do the fucking podcast on the weekends because you sit there and watch Netflix crime documentaries.
That's not.
Oh, that's just crime.
Is that not a lock?
I just love documentaries.
I don't watch crime documents.
I can't do crime documentaries.
I just do documentaries.
Okay, you can't do crime ones either.
Why?
Because that's a crime one.
It's Ponzi scheme.
Yeah.
No, that's different.
It's like entertainment.
That can't kill us.
Yeah.
It's still a crime.
Lots of them died.
Yeah, but they died not like.
The guy killed himself.
Yeah, but he did it to himself.
We're talking about.
But the other guy took all the.
It's fine.
Wait, who killed himself?
Well, the guy killed himself.
Wait, wait, who did that?
His business partner because he was so depressed at the end of the day.
I wasn't paying attention.
And now I look like a dick.
Put the hat on.
No, I'm sorry.
No, no.
I'm sorry.
I thought the guy killed himself.
No, that guy had a heart attack.
I'm sorry.
Or is he doing fine?
Sepsis or something.
Okay.
No, I can't watch crime documentaries either because then I can't sleep.
Yeah.
Have you guys ever watched the Jinx?
What's that?
Yeah.
Jinx is so good.
It's so good.
What am I going to do saying I killed them all?
Jinx is incredible because it's like a docu.
It's like a mini doc that like actually led to.
Did you watch the second season?
No.
Oh, it just came out.
Oh.
It's crazy.
I just, I find it awesome when like an investigative reporting piece like actually ends up creating like tangible differences.
Wait, did someone end up in jail or something?
I don't want to write anything.
Oh, but there's this person named Robert Durst who is the heir to like one of the biggest New York real estate fortunes.
So he had unlimited money.
And he may or may not have violently murdered three people and basically blatantly did it and kind of got away with it.
Robert not even kind of like straight up got I don't want to ruin it.
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Okay.
And he's got this very weird like way of speaking.
I don't remember specifically if I killed them, but he admitted to dismembering one of the bodies and still got away with it.
Yeah.
I'm like, is he still free?
You got to watch Tacha Manry?
That's crazy.
Anything else anybody wants to say before we wrap it up?
We're going to do W and L's on the Patreon.
Yeah.
You don't know about that segment.
We go around the circle and we say our W's of the weeks and our L's of the bad.
Nice.
I like that.
Still not going to know about that segment because I'm headed out after this.
Wait, you're going to not try the fucking.
No, you guys are going to have to try without the food.
Okay.
Oh.
It's going to be me.
Well, it's going to be in the Patreon episode, and you can find out for yourself by going to patreon.com slash fear and stay for a little.
Yeah, we'll see you next time.
See you next time.
Bye.
Bye.
They said which it's funny to post this without solid proof, but they said I think my sister may have committed incest with my brother.
Ask me anything.
And so the answer is like the first question is, what do you mean may?
Yeah, may have.
Like you're posting this.
Yeah, yeah.
So we are here to decide if they've committed incest.
Okay, okay.
I'm the oldest at 23.
Okay.
He's 20.
She's 19.
Okay.
It's only a suspicion, which is crazy.
It's a crazy suspicion.
But either way, I could definitely state that their relationship is not healthy.
And it hasn't ever, and if it hasn't ever happened, I still worry that it Could one day.