WillNeff and HasanAbi celebrate Pride Month with banter about body fat percentages and a canceled Disney trip, contrasting their driving styles after WillNeff nearly hits a squirrel in San Diego. They discuss gym conflicts involving Bradley Martin and FaZe Ronaldo, analyze dangerous rides at Action Park, and debate music consumption post-addiction. The episode concludes with a "1,000 bucket challenge" to raise $100,000 for Gaza and a teaser for a Charlie XCX review, blending personal drama with charitable goals. [Automatically generated summary]
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Lower Body Fat Percentages00:14:40
We've been burning for you!
We've been trying to get you!
I know, no, I know, I know.
All I want to do is go to Gay Disney with you!
I know, I know.
I'm devastated.
I'm devastating.
You're devastated.
I know.
Explain yourself.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of Fear and Without Women.
That's right.
We have ditched the only female on our podcast because we're sick of women, frankly.
They've been getting too much lately and it's Pride Month.
Honestly, it's better.
We're just going to be gay.
This is our gay episode.
We're both gay, Will and I. That's why we have mustaches.
Austin is the straight guy.
He's going to be fucking giving the straight perspective.
I saw what you did with that fan.
Oh, my.
Okay.
Wait, hold on.
Will.
It's right here.
I want to see if you can.
You saw what I did with that.
But I'm not gay.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me what you do.
I fucking clapped it.
Oh, it's reversed.
Okay.
So it's this.
Oh, this is like.
See.
There.
Yeah.
This is a lefty fan.
I can't believe there's nothing you can't do.
He said it's right-handed and then like was shocked when it was.
Let me, let me try.
I've been practicing since the last week.
So it's lefty.
It's lefty.
I got it.
No way.
I'm lefty.
I got.
Hold on.
Listen, pal.
You better start learning to eat pussy because you just.
Yeah, you're gay cars.
No, dude, you're not.
Oh, come on now.
I feel like he's off his game, bro.
He's off his game.
He didn't fucking pride.
He didn't suck at Pride.
He can't even clap the fucking fan.
He got on me for not having sex at Pride.
I told him I'm there to celebrate love.
He is gay as hell, dog.
He didn't like that.
Why is Hassan dressed like he's going to hate crime me?
Look at this shit.
Do I look like I'm a mess?
For those of you listening at home, I'm currently wearing a Lithuanian basketball team tie-dye jersey t-shirt.
You look like an ex-military guy who got into the Grateful Dead.
You just described a person I know.
Like, he has a farm and he's really in.
Oh, it's a real person.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, that's like an actual person.
You're looking so sexy with that mustache.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Happy Pride Month looking pretty good.
One thing I will throw out there, and this is now going to be a matter of public record.
Will and I, back in the day, when we both had eating disorders, competitive eating disorders, would do a thing called the body off.
Austin, you are not involved in this.
You're gay.
Why can't I be with the body off?
See yourself out of this conversation.
No, no, wait.
Give me two reasons why I can't be in the body off.
Hold on.
Anyway, so we have this thing called the body off.
We've done it before.
Will always defeats me in the marketplace of ideas.
You never participate.
Well, it's because they'll wait till you're already in really great shape and negate the purpose of the body off, which is like a, it's supposed to be like a camp for like how hard we're going on our body.
I know, but like the problem is you already are in phenomenal shape.
You were way ahead of the game, way ahead of the curve when it came to being in shape.
You already did your Austin Tub show, which is like heard it was record-breaking.
It was pretty bad.
Yeah, record-breaking tub show.
You were in that dirty gray water.
Excuse you.
It was water that fell out of the ceiling.
You were sitting in that water filled literally with beer and water that fell out of the ceiling.
But that, to me, felt like the cameras weren't even on.
We were just being two friends in a bathtub.
You got some other side?
What's going on?
Other side?
It's just a little white thing.
I don't know what it is.
It might be.
Is that a white hair?
Yeah, it's it's from the I use a I started using a toner and I the freaking cotton pad.
Oh, you use the cotton pads for that?
I have a toner as well.
Do you really oh my god?
Are you on your skincare game?
This is glam night, okay?
This is buckle in, ladies and gentlemen.
Just get distracted from the body off based on face fuzz.
Yeah, that's true.
We'll get back to the face.
We'll get back to the face.
We'll get back to the glam in a second.
Oh, yeah, cutie, where are you?
We need you.
Will and I, Will and I would do this thing called the body off.
There's a photo, March.
You have to fucking put that in the post of just like the famous photo of us doing the double degeneration X.
Yeah, the Generation X.
And that's from a body off from a former body off that we did.
What was the punishment?
We never accidentally.
Oh, one of us had to go dance at the Abbey.
No, it wasn't the Abbey.
It was the other one.
It was even gayer.
Rock gym, I think.
No, the gym isn't gay.
It was 11, which isn't even there anymore.
Oh, it was so gay.
It was too gay.
They banned it.
Yeah, we had a dude who used to work there.
It was called Sodom and Gamara.
Yeah, it was too gay for the show for We Hope.
Tell us about your gay little skincare routine.
Okay, you want to talk about skincare?
Let me tell you.
Wait, that whole lead-in was not to say that we're going to do another body off.
Yeah, that is what it is.
Okay, so Austin just wants to go to the fucking skincare.
No, no, no, fuck that.
No, you're right, Will.
Let's go back to the body off.
Hassan, I can't help but notice that you have been training your body for like the last three years to get to this point.
Yeah, and you're going to start the body off.
It's like being, it's like starting the body off in the fourth quarter when you're up by 35.
But I like this.
No, you have, he's been doing it too.
I'm like the Muhammad Ali of body offs.
I'm going to get in his head.
Okay.
Fuck with him.
How many calories are in that nicotine?
Oh, it's zero.
Wow, you might want to check that.
But you're in already incredible shape already.
Yeah.
I've been running three miles a day before my workouts and it's starting to take.
Okay.
I'm doing two days.
So when are you?
When are you coming in the tub then?
Get in the tub.
Get in the tub, bitch.
My goal right now, I have my short-term goals, my long-term goals, my mid-term goals.
I've talked about this quite a bit.
And my goal currently is to reach a body fat percentage by my birthday, like by summer.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, it's boring, but it's just how I do things.
What's your body fat percentage?
Okay.
Currently, I'm probably around like 16, 17% body fat.
I want to get down to like a 12 so I can start seeing like a full-blown.
I'm going to be retired by the time he gets 12% is insane.
No, it's not.
I'm not even 12%.
I can.
Okay.
Like what?
I'm not trying to get to your body fat percentage.
I'm probably trying to get to a body fat percentage where I'm like probably like Will's body fat percentage, I would say.
All right.
I'm like 21%.
You are not 21%.
No, I am.
What?
I can't.
There's no way.
Show us right now.
No, no, no.
I carry weight really well.
Can I hear it?
Can I feel it?
Yeah.
Go for it.
Can I pull up your shirt?
No.
Okay.
No, dude, you're not 21%.
I have more.
Look, look.
Feel me up.
I have way less.
Here.
I do not have less than you.
You're delusional.
This is not just skin, bro.
This is fat.
Like, you can.
Let me see.
Okay, it's mostly skin, but I mean, it's fat too.
Sorry, Will.
I didn't mean to try to pull.
I was trying to give us more views.
No, thank you.
Dude, you're not 21% body fat.
You're insane for saying.
No, I think I am.
I've been.
Will, let me, let me Google fat on my arms.
Where do you okay?
But midsection.
For those of you, for those of you that're feeling each other up right now, so you have to watch this.
And then we're going to be feeling each other up naked behind the paywall.
This is where you carry weight.
Your inner thigh, your mid-ruve region, like the muffin top under your titties, like your mammary's around your nipple.
Yeah.
And then the inside of your arms usually.
Well, I could, I think you're more like between 15 and 18.
You have lower body fat percentage.
I'm looking at this.
This is what 20% body fat looks like.
People carry weight differently.
Yeah, people do carry weight differently.
That's not.
Listen, when I was doing competition CrossFit, I was at like 22% body fat.
No way.
They calipered me and everything.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, that's crazy because I remember back then.
Bro, you can't have visible abs at 22% body fat.
That makes no sense.
I'm just a thick boy who carries a lot of leg weight.
That actually is very shocking to me.
Yeah.
Because if you're 20% right now, I'm like 25%.
I saw a video.
This makes sense.
I saw a video of, you know, the restaurant in Vegas?
Yeah.
Where you step on the scale, and if you're above a certain weight, you eat for free.
Yeah.
I saw a video of people walking on the scale, and you would be shocked at how much or little people weigh based on their frame.
It's like, it's so crazy.
Because muscle weighs a lot.
People don't realize that.
Did you see your boy Bradley Martin slapping?
Oh, dude, that's one of my shit.
That is one of the topics that I wanted to.
When I said I have topics lined up, that was one of them.
I'm just working our transitions here.
We can do that.
Yeah, let's get into that.
Bradley Martin.
I'm not going to take on it, but go ahead.
Bradley Martin, friend of the show.
He's been on the podcast.
He's had a couple banger episodes on here.
Good.
I love him personally.
A real gorilla in the wild.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This man is an ape and he's six foot four or six foot three, if I'm not mistaken, 260 pounds.
Okay.
At like sitting around, you know, 8% body fat.
He's got visible six-pack abs.
He is a monster of a fucking being.
And you will see that in a brief moment.
And as a monster of a fucking being, sometimes the monster gets unleashed.
Faze Ronaldo is the other person that we're talking about today.
Faze Ronaldo, aka Stable Ronaldo.
He's pretty funny.
He's a Zoomer.
He's got the broccoli cut.
Very funny guy.
I think he's a very naturally funny dude.
Personally, in any case, apparently, a lot of content creators go to Bradley Martin's gym called Zoo Culture.
They go there and they fuck around.
If you recall, Sneeko went there and he was smoking cigarettes.
Bradley Martin beat the shit out of Sneeko for doing that.
He doesn't like getting disrespected in his gym.
He's a gorilla.
This is the gorilla's cage.
Okay.
You cannot go into the fucking cage and disrupt Harambe.
Don't disrespect the iron.
And that's precisely what FaZe Ronaldo did.
Stable Ronaldo.
Let's take a look at how Bradley Martin reacted to Stable Ronaldo.
Wait a minute, actually?
Shit.
Oh, I didn't know that was bad.
My bad, Bradley.
I did.
The dog shit out of him.
Bro, slapped him so fucking hard, all of his items fell.
Okay, like he was just dead.
You don't take somebody's hat off their head and take it from it.
Especially, I'm going to tell you guys something right now.
I'm balding man.
If a guy's got thinning hair, you do not take his hat.
Yeah.
That is a sacred bond.
No, it is.
That is a sacred hat.
He's holding on for fucking dear life.
You know he's insecure about his hairline.
He's talked about it before.
He says it's like one of his only insecurities.
Yep.
You know.
Correct him.
The funniest thing was Ronaldo goes, I didn't know it was bad.
Like he was, they actually kept streaming after that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then Ronaldo later, Bradley let him hit him back.
Wow.
I think in the moment when you crack something.
We can watch that too.
We should watch that.
It's in the reply somewhere.
Can we go to that gym?
Yeah, we can go today if you want.
We can go fucking hang out and fuck around with Bradley.
Maybe.
No, I've been doing it.
I played like three hours of basketball yesterday.
I'm locking in.
Dude, that's the other thing I wanted to talk about with regards to fitness.
I am a crack addict.
Many of you know this.
Like when I get really deeply invested into something, I put my entire pussy into it.
Okay.
I put it all in there.
I put it all out there.
Full puss.
Yeah, full puss.
Okay.
No, no half measures.
And I'm deep in the pocket of basketball.
I think my TikTok timeline reflects that reality a little bit.
Like I get too many.
Like basketball training videos on my TikTok for you page and it immediately as soon as I'm done streaming and I'm like I feel like right now I'm so tired I did like six hours and then I turn on TikTok, I see the for you page, I see Kyrie Irving ball handles compilation.
I'm like I'm out, I'm locked in, I go play for two hours.
Dude I, I don't think I spoke to you more than two words yesterday in your house.
I was here for three hours.
Yeah, I sat on the couch in silence.
I walked downstairs.
He didn't acknowledge that my existence the entire evening.
Yeah, not one word.
I didn't acknowledge his existence when he walked in either.
Walked in, didn't say a word uh, got he finished streaming, didn't say a word.
I was, I like came down to hang out and like, sat on the couch next to him.
You want to know why didn't say a word?
You want to know why?
Was it time?
No no, not at all.
It's just I thought he was for me.
I had a brief moment, brief window for recovery.
I watched like one episode of Blue Lock ate uh, my quest chips, and then I stretched, I did my rollers.
I like I had to stretch my lower back because I had dumb back day leg day uh earlier.
So I literally did some stretches, went upstairs, turned the fucking uh bathtub on, put some goddamn Epsom salt in there, sunk in that shit for like an hour, took a nyquil Will would never do.
Pass the fuck out.
Will would never do that.
Why?
I'm in the house?
That's weird.
What my mom's in the house too.
It's my house.
What do you want me to do?
That's even more strange.
It's my house, bro.
What are we talking about?
We can't, I can't be stop disrupting the process.
I had to knock the fuck out at 1030, woke up at six, way back into it, worked out this morning.
Will would have never done.
If I went to Will's house he would have had a charcuterie board for me.
We would have had.
We, we would have cuddled that body.
Yeah, we would have cuddled on the couch with Farley.
Okay, first of all, you already you are like a, like a marauder bandit.
Okay, you come in here and there's nothing wrong with it.
Like all my shit is for you guys to consume right, it's like Lebanese slur.
No bro, bro comes in like a fucking Orc dude.
He walks in, starts going through my shit in the in the closet.
He's like not many people.
No, I know.
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No, every time Austin walks in, there's like it is a, it's a series.
He walks in, opens the fucking, opens the pantry, looks through all this shit, turns around and goes, walks in, is hungry yeah, needs basic human needs.
I have no shelter, I have no issue with this.
But you walk in and you turn around and go, hey, what happened?
You don't have any good snacks and then you fucking, and then you grab.
And then you grab a protein shake which you grabbed, put upstairs and just left there.
You literally un, you unbuckled the top thing on the protein shake, shook it and then left it.
That was from like two weeks.
That is Orakai behavior.
Yeah yeah, I was like Austin, what is this doing here?
It was from I know it's not my mom, it was from two weeks ago and I do admit that that was a mistake that I made and I admit that I do have faults, but I think i'm a very good house guest.
I didn't.
I, I stayed in my room.
Yeah, you're like a cat, like a cat.
You just yeah, you just chill by yourself.
You just did your own thing.
Well yeah, I don't have a choice here, I just, there's nothing I can do.
I tried to socialize and Hassan wants to hang out with me for like we're gonna watch a movie together.
Yeah, Hassan.
Wait, finish your thought.
What were you saying?
The only time Hassan wants to hang out is like 6:45 in the morning.
He will invite me to shit, and he's like, Yeah, dude, we're playing ball.
Uh, when the sun comes up, we'll be two hours in.
Yeah, I'm like, What?
Yeah, it's like, I want to sleep.
He texts me.
He's like, You want to go to the park?
It's like, Hassan, it's 3:45.
Thank you.
Yeah, you guys are.
He texted me a video of Sarah Landry this morning at 6 a.m.
Oh my gosh.
DJ.
Oh, my God.
It was fire.
Yeah, I thought it was something important.
I bing.
I'm like, Yeah.
Oh, dude, 6:45 a.m.
I'm already like 45 minutes in.
Like, I've already activated my brain.
I'm scrolling on TikTok.
DJ club at 6 in the morning.
She was going crazy.
148 BPM.
Hassan, we go see her out in the real world.
I know.
She doesn't perform at 6 a.m.
Okay, I'm just saying.
She's just going home at 6 a.m.
I invited you to an event we watched her at.
Yeah.
I just was.
This was my way of showing appreciation to the things that you lose the body off.
You have to go to Port Solo with us in San Francisco.
What the fuck is that?
Shut the fuck up and take it, bitch.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Yeah, bitch.
We should do more drugs.
Hassan.
I mean, by that, I mean me.
I'm the lunatic.
Me.
I mean, me.
I mean, I should do more drugs.
At the end of EDC, I look like Hunter S. Thompson crawling on a hotel room.
I should do more drugs.
I was reading about this dude on Reddit who tried heroin for the first time.
No, that's not it.
Fucking wrong drugs.
That shit looked fire.
Like the way he was explaining it.
You've gotten everything.
No, no, This is our studio.
Don't turn it into a trap house.
You gotta win the body off, though.
You started bumping A.
I would look so hot if I was just a heroin.
What do we call it?
H?
H, heroin.
Yeah.
Yeah, black tar.
What drug should give me a drug?
I need a drug.
You need a drug.
I need, I do weed, but I'm like looking to explore safely.
Weed, bro.
You are the biggest narc on the planet.
I do weed.
I need, I mean, I smoke jazz cigarettes, but I only eat them because the smoke is hard on my esophagus.
The devil's lettuce.
I actually do only eat them because I know I esophagus.
But what is I do have a polyp, but what drug would you be good at?
What do you know if cocaine is my thing because I haven't tried it before, but I um I like two shots of espresso.
Bro, it might be so annoying on Coke.
Oh my god.
Really?
You would be unbearable on Coke.
I'm trying to think like what drug.
I think you should start with a little psilocybin.
No, heroin.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
No, somebody told me that I need to try these Molly Ranchers.
Are we going to get demonetized?
Probably.
This man says two shots of espresso and I'm gone.
But I want to try Molly Ranchers, bro.
I don't know.
Somebody told me fucking a tree somewhere.
Will it's all right?
Will it's all right?
You're like, dude, just do mushrooms with those.
Like, I love, I love, bro.
I can't do the psychedelics.
I'm going to be like this.
No.
Mushrooms are not like that, bro.
You don't have to do a heroic dose.
You know what I mean?
If you do like a baby dose, you will just be chill.
You'll be vibing.
It's bad.
I can guarantee you this, though.
If you do a Molly Rancher for whatever reason, you'll be perfect at the fan.
Okay.
Really?
Yeah.
I'll nail it.
You'll become more gas.
They told me.
They told me a buddy of mine was like, you need to have sex on Molly Ranchers.
I mean, it's, yeah.
I don't know.
These molly ranchers are molly.
It's just molly and candy form.
Oh, okay.
I was going to say, all right, I have had sex.
What am I doing?
I'm talking about all this.
I, in a video game, in a book that I read, I mean, you led with that you need to do heroin.
That was a joke.
That was a joke.
In a video game that I was playing, I've had sex on Molly.
The main character did.
It's pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did it ruin it for you?
No.
Brother, you could do your taxes on Molly and have a good time.
Really?
Oh, my God.
These numbers feel so good.
Dude, it's, yeah, no, drugs.
I need to do more drugs.
Yeah.
That's what I need to do.
I'd be more fun.
Yeah, everybody should be responsible with drugs.
That's right.
Don't do drugs.
Approach them responsibly.
Always have a Sherpa.
Yeah.
Always test.
Be super safe if you do decide to do drugs.
Look at.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
The DARE program didn't work.
And mostly because my DARE officer was a fucking dork.
Nobody wanted to hang out with him.
He wasn't with it.
Nobody had that lifestyle.
No, he wasn't.
Deputy Dale, I think was his name.
I almost killed Will yesterday.
You sound like Trump right there.
Yeah, I almost killed Will yesterday.
How?
I sent him two photos of Sidney Sweeney.
Oh.
Yeah.
While I was at the gym.
While he was at the gym.
He was pissed.
He was like, bro, what are you trying to do?
Wait, what are you trying to do to me?
What the fuck?
I want to see the photos.
I found some pictures of Sidney Sweeney.
Because also, that's become a meme in my community.
We're like, to talk about something.
People are like, yo, have you seen this?
And it's always Sidney Sweeney at the Glad Awards.
Oh, I know exactly the photo you're talking about.
That's imprinted in my mind.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
I want you to describe it right now.
It's the blue dress one, right?
It's the turquoise dress.
I know exactly the photo.
It's this one.
No, that's no, that's a different one.
Oh, my Lord.
What?
Oh, Wooga, bro.
What the hell is that?
Yeah, I was about to rebreak my role.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I need to, dude, we need to take five minutes off.
We need to take a breather, bro.
I need to go step outside.
I need to walk around a little bit.
No, I mean, I will say, like, you know, even as a gay man, those breasts.
Wow.
God, that's crazy.
Get this man on a Molly Rancher straight for Sidney Winnebago.
I just, I get when I see that, I understand what you're talking about.
When you're like, I want to die to like a concussive.
Rack my skull.
Yeah.
Because, like, he doesn't like normal stuff.
Like, he just goes above and beyond.
Back in the day, he would send me stuff and I was just like, bro, this is too much.
Like, what?
Like, like, just too much tit.
Like, just literally boobs that are just like the, like, I saw a woman that was breaking bricks with a bag.
That's his shit.
Yeah.
That's literally his shit.
No.
It was weird.
It's like weird.
I don't want like, bro, that's crazy.
It's too much.
I don't want to be, I mean, I want to be smothered.
Like, but that, I don't want to like have a concussive break.
I don't like to be smothered.
Yeah, you're gay.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's, it's not for you, man.
No, it's not.
I mean, you gay people can be smothered, but not by, you know, by other things.
I just don't like it.
No, I'm saying, like, but by female breast disease, like it makes sense that you wouldn't be all about that.
That makes sense.
Okay.
All right.
You said you had other topics.
The other topic I wanted to talk about after Bradley Martin and just like guerrilla mindset was Eddie Hall.
Are you familiar with what?
Oh my God.
I knew you would know this.
Oh, my God.
Look up Eddie Hall fights.
I'm going to, I'll grab the baton and run with it.
So there's a new trend in mixed martial arts, two V ones.
Yeah.
Where two people fight one person.
Oh my God.
And one of these went through.
I think this is called like the Freak League or something specifically.
What you're talking about is also another like weird Turkmenistan league where like a dude will fight like two women at the same time.
And one of these went very viral where it was like a very heavy set dude absolutely unloading hydrogen bombs.
Can you actually pull that one up too?
Because that was with the women fighters.
Dude, the league, that one is so crazy.
That's crazy because it's like that's Eddie Hall.
We'll watch that in a second.
Just back pocket that for a moment.
Look up like Dude Fights Two Girls League or whatever, and it'll come up.
So I think the regulation is the weight of the two fighters adds up to the weight of the one fighter.
There is no regulation, dog.
I mean, it's like a rule that they have, probably.
That's crazy.
If you watch this shit, you're like, there are no rules.
No rules whatsoever.
So those are crazy because Ludwig struggles to get chess boxing, you know, like regulated in California and just having free for alls.
Wait, is that the issue?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I, yes.
So go ahead and.
So this is the one.
Oh my God.
They don't look like fighters.
No, this is the one that started the viral trial.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So as you can see, these are two V ones.
It's just absolutely a brawl.
Here's okay.
Here's the one Chunky Lee's fighting the two ladies, and he just tees off.
There was, there was another one that was famous with like a super fat lady beating the shit out of like a like a skinny UFC fighter lady.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he just unloads, bro.
He doesn't give a fuck.
So that's that.
Now let's go to Eddie Hall.
And Eddie Hall kind of took this to the next level.
If you don't know who Eddie Hall is, he's one of the world's most affluent strongmen.
It's kind of he and Fjorn Bjorgson are the two ones.
I think that's his name.
I can't say that scandal.
Here you go.
Boom.
Oh my god.
Dude, I love that.
He basically half power bombs this guy.
We're all eating a right hook and just oh, oh, dude, dude, dude.
Oh my God.
Dude, yeah.
It's crazy because watch, that doesn't take him out.
He gets up, boom, right hook to the face.
Oh, unimaginable.
Boom.
He's out.
He's out clothed at that point.
And now it's a 1v1.
And it's like not even a 1v1.
No, now it's a 1v half.
They stopped the fight.
This ref had seen enough.
This ref had seen enough.
Dude, it is so awesome.
Oh, my God.
It's sick because, like, that's wrestling shit, right?
Like, that's that's WWE shit, but that's real.
That's real.
He did that.
The WWE should give Eddie Hall a contract 100%.
Dude, it is so sick.
I don't even, I think he might be too like chunky to do the athletic maneuvers required to do it.
Maybe he just does that move that he just did.
People go crazy.
He could be new to him.
It doesn't break.
I'm sure you do have to have athleticism, but he could be a character on his own and just not do the moves.
And just, if you notice, like a lot of, I mean, they're really good at calisthenics.
WWE guys.
Yeah, no, I just saw it.
It was awesome.
I was like, what the fuck is this about?
It's all fake.
And next thing you know, I have a beard.
I'm like, no, it's Redneck Soap Obra.
It's Redneck Anime.
It's all of it.
It's perfect.
I love it.
It's so much.
Have you guys seen the new plot line in the WWE?
That's awesome.
Rey Mysterio Jr. and Liv Morgan.
They're like mortal enemies, but she just keeps seducing him.
I thought like he was like on the uh on the downtrend a little bit.
And like, that's why they had to bring back The Rock.
And like people were actually upset because The Rock was like.
I think it's actually the complete opposite.
I think since Vince McMahon has left, WWE has taken a noticeable bump upward.
And the last WrestleMania was like insane, like unreal.
So the rock is now involved again, right?
Am I crazy?
He makes appearances.
I don't know if he's a regular, but like the other people that they have live, like the Laneys right now are awesome.
Ray Ripley, Liv Morgan.
They're crazy.
They're sick.
Dude.
Look up Ray Ripley.
She's awesome.
Liv Morgan is awesome too.
Like, I don't know.
They just have a really good roster, and a lot of their clips are also Ricochet is like so fun to watch.
Here's Ray Ripley.
You want to talk about a muscle mommy?
Dude, there needs to be, there needs to be a freak league in America.
I don't know why the fuck we don't do that.
Just like, oh, we don't do TV.
Just like throw eight little people at like one fucking ginormous person.
Wait, there was a, what's the right word to describe?
Little people?
Yeah.
Is that politically correct?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Folks that little people, bro.
I was just saying.
Okay.
Well, there was a tour of like a wrestling of that of that.
And it was on tour in Portland.
Yeah.
I got invited.
Micro League, I think it's.
Yeah.
No, I think it's actually, I just, you know, people will be like, oh, it's Abel.
It's like the Hasbullah fight.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's the kind of shit I want to do.
Did that fight ever happen?
No, it didn't.
Because Hasbullah is too powerful.
Is it up one person?
Hasbullah?
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His Balaw is.
I mean, his Bala, his Bala is the paramilitary slash political organization in southern Lebanon.
It's a Muslim.
I'll be honest.
I can confuse this guy.
To be fair, look up.
No, I knew you.
Look up.
Google Logan Paul defends his Balaw.
Oh, it's so funny.
Yeah.
You're not the first.
No, but it's a little confusing.
Yeah, me and.
Oh.
There's a YouTube video of it where he just defends.
He's like, I love those guys.
You know, they're great.
You know, keep pummeling Israel, my goat.
Oh, my God.
He doesn't say that.
That's me.
Wait, hold on.
Look it up.
I'm sure there's a video meme of it on YouTube.
All right.
Good topics.
Yeah, no, I got some topics lined up because Cutie's not here.
So I'm like, we got to go all out.
I got some.
I put my whole pussy.
I'm ready for it.
I want you to America me up.
Oh, I have one.
I'm ready for it.
Okay, Marsh, you got to be ready.
Still not fine.
You got to be ready because there's a lot of people.
I just wanted Logan Paul to deliver some sweet truths about his Bala and Mar just can't even fucking Google this.
What's happening here?
So, as you guys know, we're going to Disney soon.
Okay.
Well, so there's some drama right now.
Well, yeah, well, there's some drama.
I am gone that week.
What the fuck do you mean you're gone?
I'm gone that week.
Cancel it.
I can't.
Yes, you can.
Will, I can't.
If it's not a funeral, cancel it.
I can't, Will.
I'm sorry.
You'll do it.
No, I can't, Will.
Will, they're already, they're excited that I'm not going, but you know what?
You won't be paid this month.
No, I, I like that.
Yeah.
Wait, no, that's.
Let's start talking this motherfucker's bro.
We have been planning this for a year.
What are you going?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
We're not just planning this for a year.
We've been planning this.
It's for you.
It's fucking good.
We've planned this.
I know.
No, I know.
I know.
All I want to do is go to Gay Disney with you.
I know.
I know.
I'm devastated.
I'm devastating.
You're devastated.
Explain yourself.
Or can't you talk about what you're doing?
I can't talk about what I'm doing, but it's like.
Okay, then it means it's cancelable.
No, it's better.
It's not cancelable.
It better be like the bot mitzvah of your goddaughter.
No, it's what is happening.
It's just, I'm visiting somebody.
I'm so sorry.
Are they dying?
No, they're not dying.
Will, I'm so sorry.
I feel now.
I feel bad.
You should.
They didn't react this way last week.
You know what they did last week?
You're actually my friends.
Everybody else here is bitter and jaded and doesn't care.
I know.
I'm sorry.
It's my here.
No, it's not that we're bitter and jaded and don't care.
It's that we've given up on trying to get on.
That is not true.
I am here all the time.
I have been so excited about this.
The America Me Up is based on the fact that we're going to, you know what?
Cancel that.
No.
Cancel me.
Wait, America Me Up.
The rest of the episode, we're just going to be sitting in silence.
No, I'm not mad.
Okay.
I'm disappointed.
I'm disappointed too.
You know how hurt I was when I heard nobody told me the day.
It's a specific day, Austin.
We can't move it.
Nobody told you the day.
This is what's bullshit.
You're the one that wanted to Disney Pride.
No, I know.
Disney Pride has always had the same time.
No, I know, but they didn't even do it in separate weeks.
Could they have done one on one week and one on the other?
They do it two days or two days to know each other.
I'm committing hate crimes when I'm there.
Oh my God.
No, no, no.
Yes.
No.
Yep.
No.
They're going to blame me.
Oh, we're going to go up to the gate and call him the Evolution.
How about this?
I'm going to force Mickey Mouse.
No, this is going to make everybody feel better.
I got an idea.
Screw Gay Disney.
Let's make our own Gay Disney.
That's the funniest thing that he just like, let's make his own.
This is a classic Austin bargain.
Okay.
The Austin bargain.
All right.
He will be like, oh, I can't make it because I have some gay shit that I need to do.
Austin.
Elsewhere.
I know that whatever you're doing is important.
Yes.
And you will be missed.
No, you have to cancel it.
Now I'm on the canceled train.
It hurt me so bad.
I found out last week on the podcast.
Oh, he's the, he does this.
He's like, I can't do it because I have some other shit going on.
Then he says it.
No, Last week on the pod, Austin, QD did tell us about this.
Yes, I know.
I know, but we tell each other.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, Everybody in this room, we could tell each other a million different things several months ago or months ago, and we will all forget about it.
I'm not going to.
I totally agree.
I'm not going to hold your feet to your...
No, no, no, no, but you know that for the last year, I have been trying to get us to all go to Disney.
Yes.
No, it's been longer than that.
We held out for Pride Disney.
Now, I know what you're doing is important, and I'm not going to make you feel so.
No, no, no, I know.
I'm not going to make you feel good.
I feel so dark.
I will make you feel so guilty.
I already feel guilty.
Now, okay, so what day is it?
That I don't know.
I just know it's not.
See, we don't even know the day.
I just know it's not.
No, it's in the middle of the week.
I think it's like the 23rd.
We're going to move it.
How about the 24th?
We're going to move past it.
Dude, you can't move Disney Pride, bro.
We're going to a theme park.
Some of us.
Others have very important things to do, which is fine.
And I'm not.
June 18th and the 20th.
I'll never be forgiven.
And I'm not disappointed.
No, you are forgiven.
What day is the 18th?
What day is that fall on?
Listen, it's okay.
It's all right.
See, do you see me?
Do you see me complaining?
It's my news day, but I'm not going to be.
Put in the Eagle scream.
We're going to move past it because I don't want to make Austin feel guilty.
I feel so.
He shouldn't feel guilty.
I do.
He shouldn't.
He's for the record.
Everybody, everybody.
Every member of this pod.
And he would do anything he could to make it better.
I want to let everybody know in the comments that are going to be thrashing and trashing me and abusing me during Pride Month that I don't talk about some of the things in my personal life.
So that's all I'll say.
And that's why I'm gone.
We just know it's not a death in the family.
Not a death.
So Disney is a theme park.
Yes, it is.
But I want to talk to you about a far better theme park.
Okay.
A theme park that's focus was to give its patrons total freedom.
Yes.
Freedom land.
No.
No.
Have you ever heard of a little-known park in New Jersey?
Oh, yes, this is called Action Park.
No.
Yeah.
I thought it was Freedom Land because Freedom Land was one too.
No.
Action Park.
No, this one's devastating.
Marsh, can you please pull up the Action Park jingle?
Oh my God.
Yes.
So Action Park is a theme park that was split into three different lands.
They had a Waterland.
They had a moto land, yes.
And then they had an alpine land.
Yes.
Here you go.
Take a look.
Looks fun, bro.
Oh, it was fun.
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
I wouldn't go that far.
The action never stops.
At Action Park.
Looking for a great place for the family this summer.
No, Action Park has 75 of the wildest, wettest family rides in the world, just minutes away.
The action never stops.
Vernon, New Jersey.
Wow.
201827-2000.
Now, Action Park boasted kind of total freedom to its patrons.
And a lot of people from New Jersey to this day will defend.
So what do you mean, total freedom?
Let me tell you, most of the people working at Action Park were untrained teenagers who really did not care.
And for example, on the go-karts, patrons figured out that there were regulators on them, that if you put a tennis ball in, you could get the go-karts up to 50 or 60 miles per hour.
And they would frequently take them off the track and race them on the highway.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, yeah.
So this was pandemonium.
Oh, yeah.
Like, for example, there was another ride called the bumper boats where there was no one telling you to keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle.
So people would hang their legs out and the broken arms and legs were like a weekly occurrence.
Yeah.
In fact, basically, the amount of injuries at Action Park were so intense that they eventually had to close down the park, especially because of all the deaths.
Deaths.
Multiple.
Multiple deaths.
Yes.
Marsh, could you please pull up some info about Action Park?
The final death count.
Six fatalities.
Like it's a war.
Yeah.
Electrocution.
Yes.
So the fatal head injury.
For the heart attacks, just that shouldn't count, right?
Fatal head injury occurred on the Alpine solemn slalom, sorry, which was like a concrete sled where you had one brake, right?
But the patron was in control of the brake.
And if they didn't break, you could get moving so fast that you would fly out of the concrete like solemn or fly into the person in front of you, like crash into them.
Oh my God.
And so someone went flying out and they literally advertised it as like safe for all ages.
They would let they would let women carrying their babies on this ride.
Yeah.
That's cool.
It's called action, bro.
It's not called lame ass park.
I mean, did you sign a thing?
There were no waivers.
There was no waiver.
New Jersey in the fucking, what, 80s?
Did they get sued?
I believe so.
But I mean, this is like the Action Park has like a place in infamy because so many New Jersey residents will either talk about Action Park as like the best time they've ever had because they also served alcoholic beverages at a riproar pace.
Look at how 19-year-old George Larson Jr. in July 8th, 1980 was on the Alpine slide when his car jumped the track and his head struck a rock.
He was rushed to the hospital and died on July 16th.
Gene Mulhill lied to reporters that Larson was an employee because a customer's death would have been reported to the state.
Oh my god.
That's action.
That's real action right there.
You have to be kinetic like that in a moment.
You have to do what is necessary.
Yeah.
Just lie to the authorities.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's incredible.
They revived it in 2014.
They tried.
That's how fucking nutty New Jersey is.
That they were like 20 years, 30 years later, they're like, you know what?
You know what was sick?
That park that fucking killed people in the state of New Jersey.
We gave people too much freedom.
Yeah.
So were they going to restrict a little bit of the freedom in 2014?
In 2010, the whole Mountain Creek ski area and water park complex was sold to a group led by Eugene Mulvehill, the former owner, which wait, is that the guy who lied to the authorities?
Yes.
Oh my God.
The former owner, the Great American Recreation, and the owner adjacent Crystal Springs Resort.
However, he died two years later.
Yeah.
So one of the funniest things about Action Park, and this is maybe the funniest thing about the entire story, is that they really didn't have engineers.
It was just people giving this a good old-fashioned American try.
And nothing is more evident of that than the cannonball loop.
Please pull up the cannonball loop.
The cannonball loop.
We can also look at a news report ride that was supposed to be a, yes, go to that video right there.
And just, you see that?
It was going to be a ride where it was a water slide where the patrons did a full 360.
Oh my God.
How dare you not see that that is like.
But there were no physics applied to the creation of this ride and it did not work.
And it frequently injured people horribly.
Yeah.
Or they wouldn't complete the loop or they wouldn't have enough speed and they would come crashing down through the other person made it though.
That person.
Well, some people made it.
Some people made it.
Good enough for me.
Please look up some of the information on this ride alone because the injuries surrounding the cannonball loop alone are grisly and horrible.
I'm talking about hundreds of brokers.
What's crazy is they just kept it rolling.
Yeah.
People kept breaking bones and just kept it rolling.
Was it cheap?
I don't know the price of action park.
Action park.
I like that.
Listen, give me some good old-fashioned New Jersey funnel cake and I'm in.
The cannonball loop.
Okay.
It was a fun, he recalled later.
It was more like a ride you ride to survive than to have.
A rider also reported that they got stuck at the top of the loop due to insufficient water pressure and a hatch had to be installed at the bottom of the slope to allow future extractions.
That's all.
So instead of fixing the physics of the ride, they decided.
There was no worry about the physics.
No, they didn't care.
They didn't care.
It was Action Park.
It was Action Park.
I mean, that's insane.
Yeah.
So the reason that there are a lot of regulations on parks in the United States now is because of Action Park.
Action Park.
Yeah.
Nobody ever dies at like Disney or anything like that.
No.
They've had a couple.
No.
And it's because, you know, we used to stand some for some.
We used to be a country, dude.
We used to be a country.
We're just, we're too woke.
It was like, hey, you know what?
This entertainment needs?
Natural selection.
Yeah.
And you know what?
New Jersey, New Jersey was more than willing to deliver New Jersey.
Yes.
Is this a very New Jersey?
Is this New Jersey culture?
I know old heads who would talk about Action Park.
Yeah.
Talking about it like they're revisiting Vietnam.
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They loved.
No, they loved it.
That was the thing is Americans.
They wanted to die.
You know?
Back before we had lawyers.
Lawyer and App, Sue.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I hate it.
Over a headache.
That's a very American trying to create rents.
It's a uniquely American thing, though, isn't it?
Yeah.
Lawsuits.
Where's the personal responsibility?
Yeah, we're very litigious.
You saw the cannonball run?
No.
It doesn't make any sense.
I don't think I would do it.
I don't think I'd do that.
I can't swim.
I can see Will forcing us to do it.
I would be a counselor there for sure.
Oh, yeah.
You know, I feel like you just raking up the body.
Splinting the legs.
The final body count.
The final body count.
Like it was a fucking global conflict.
Yeah.
So what did we learn today?
We learned that we need to bring back the freak league or bring a freak league to the United States of America.
We need to bring back Action Park.
Yeah, people just need their freedom back.
What other Americana moments throughout American history or things happening around the world could we bring to the United States of America?
Fucking solid food.
None of this diet shit.
Okay.
What?
Okay, y'all.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I said, okay.
I'm just trying to be, I'm just trying to fit in here with this whole Americana.
But back in the 2000s, we had supersized fries, fucking extra large drinks.
Go have that.
Okay.
You know, like, I just think that went away.
I'm trying to fit in.
I'll tell you guys in terms of the money.
I'm trying to return a little bit of Americana.
Coming to the United States of America from Turkey and ordering like a large soda and seeing how fucking unimaginably large that soda is in the United States of America compared to Turkey.
That's always like a, like a very, that's always like a first interaction with American culture moment for many people who are just traveling to the United States.
Yeah, no, because our food is awesome.
Yeah.
I do agree.
I think our food is shocking.
Shock and awe.
Yeah.
Listen, we've both had topics.
Oh, that's an insane thing to put me on the spot with.
Oh.
That's an insane.
It's Pride Month.
Oh, sorry.
Do you have another topic?
Yeah.
It's Pride Month.
It's Pride Month.
Excuse you.
So what?
The entire month?
You're just going to sit there and farm TikTok clips?
Yeah, bitch.
What the fuck is Pride?
You don't have a topic for a TikTok clip?
Why are we talking about topics?
They don't like when we talk about topics.
Oh, we're just supposed to talk.
Okay.
And then things will come up naturally and organically.
Let me open up my, let me open up my notepad.
Go ahead.
You had other topics, too.
Let's not talk about topics.
No, we already burned through mine.
Okay.
I had basketball.
Oh, I had something happen to me.
Oh.
Okay.
This is a killer job.
This is a killer one.
Okay.
Let me get, is it an airport related?
No.
Oh.
Oh.
It's a driving related thing.
Okay.
I almost took out the entire town of West Hollywood because I went to my nephew's graduation in San Diego.
Okay.
No cars available.
Sure.
Pickup truck.
No.
I got a pickup truck.
Simply?
No, no.
Swear to God.
You know what's lying to ourselves?
When he told me that, I had the exact same reaction.
I was like, oh, yeah, sure.
You didn't want the picture.
Here's what happened.
I went to the rental.
It's outside.
I don't know if you saw it.
It's disgusting.
I went outside.
It's disgusting.
I show up to the rental place.
I'm in a rush because I'm late to the graduation.
They're like, hey, Mr. Show, we don't have any other cars available.
And I said, what do you have?
And they're like, well, we have a pickup truck.
And I'm like, can I get a Tahoe or a Suburban or something?
F-250.
Yeah, or something like that.
And she's like, well, I don't know.
And then she's, and I'm in a rush, right?
And then she starts.
She's like, let me take a look.
And she does one of these walks.
And I'm like, oh, fuck.
Here, I'll take the pickup.
So I take the pickup.
Are you making fun of this woman with a limp?
This poor lady?
It's pride.
Come on, it's pride month.
Oh, okay.
It's pride month.
Okay.
She didn't have a limp.
I'm just saying she walked away very shortly.
Is she saying she was fat?
Are you fat shaming this lady?
She was not.
She was skinny.
Why are you assuming that?
Is she a penguin?
Why are you assuming that all people that walk interestingly are fat?
I don't know.
Are you saying the fat people can't walk?
I'm trying to figure out why you specifically brought up the way she went.
She wasn't going to get back fast enough, okay?
I got my pickup truck.
Anyway, I almost took out.
Oh, my God.
I almost got in so many accidents.
I don't know how I haven't gotten in one yet.
To be completely in an accident.
No, I hit my own garage, but that's so scary.
Yeah, that's no.
But anyway, I gotta pick up.
You should not be allowed to drive.
And legally, that's ridiculous.
I think you're ridiculous.
I truly believe, and I know we've gone over this a million different times, but I truly believe I'm a better driver than Hassan.
I've driven.
I'm a fucking delusion.
No, no, no.
I've driven with him.
He is not.
He is not the driver that he says.
You're his best friend.
Is he a good driver?
He's a decent driver.
I'm a normal driver.
I don't.
I take you from point A to point B. We're not brake checking.
We're not fucking, we're not getting into any like serious trouble.
You, on the other hand, literally drive.
I did have a moment.
Like a, I would say, all three of you, you're a throttler.
You're, you're big on the throttle, big on the brake.
Well, it's because I, I, I have an electric vehicle.
I want to show you.
I'm just going to show you guys the pickup.
Even when you drove Fartmobile, you would drop the pedal pretty well.
Yeah, you would.
It was not a fart.
You have a problem with spatial awareness.
Okay.
I.
And QD is overly cautious.
Okay.
Now, for the record, I haven't hit anything in that truck.
Yeah, you've had it for two days.
That is not, that is not like an accident.
You hit things with the other.
You know what I go?
You hit things.
They say, would you like to buy extra insurance?
I say, no.
You like to live dangerously?
No, because I have my own insurance.
Okay.
And then they're like, there's this.
Okay, by the way, there is this thing called loss of use.
This is a PSA.
Something called loss of use.
Be careful when you rent a car.
Most insurance companies, they'll charge.
If you get in an accident with a rental car, even if you have coverage on your own insurance policy to cover you for that rental car, the insurance companies will do something called loss of use.
So they'll charge you a daily rate for the amount of time that the car is in the shop and your insurance company won't cover it.
Oh.
Yeah.
So that's, that's something that they warn you of.
But I.
Oh, if you just total it, then you're.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So if you're getting into an accident, total it.
You guys are drivers, right?
Both of you drive crafts from time to time.
Yeah.
So I, there was a squirrel.
Yeah.
And I don't know, I feel like I've lost a little bit of humanity because I, a squirrel runs across the road and I'm driving pickup truck dodge.
Yeah.
And I'm, that squirrel comes across the road and does the squirrel thing where it stops.
Yeah.
And then it's about to go again.
And you didn't even decelerate.
No.
I slammed on the brakes.
There were people behind me and I and I, but that was, but it took me a second before I was willing.
I was so disappointed that it took me a second because the thought process went, should I stop?
Oh.
And, but I didn't.
But I'm that process of just stopping and thinking for a moment.
Yeah.
It's like, wow.
Do have I lost a sense of humanity?
I was about to run that.
I was about to slaughter this squirrel, just end its life.
I mean, sometimes it's the valid thing to do, though.
If there's a, if, if you got a car, let's go.
No, I get it.
But in this situation, in like there, it was safe.
I was safe.
Everybody was safe.
Nobody died.
Then, yeah, you're not time to stop.
I did have ample time to stop.
The squirrel wasn't even on the road.
I actually swerved into the squirrel.
I hit it.
A deer hit me one time.
Yeah.
I've been hit by a deer.
We lived in New Jersey.
Yeah, New Jersey is fucking.
Oh, yes.
I'm sure you hit a deer.
Are you kidding me?
New Jersey is crazy with that.
Yeah.
They just run up to the car full speed.
Speaking of which, speaking of car, Will got his car stolen.
I did.
Yeah.
You want to talk about that?
I have one and last topic after that.
No topics.
We don't talk about topics here.
Portuguese Lounge Techno Vibes00:04:27
It's not a topic.
It's just something I want to talk about.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I have to pee as well.
I'm listening, though.
Can you get my coffee?
No, I'm going to be peeing in the bathroom.
I will try to order you coffee.
Hold on.
Hassan, Will's about to say something and you're.
I'm listening.
I'm going to pee through here.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Let's get a mic on that, Marsh.
Wow.
The chicken frying noise in there, uh, yeah.
No, uh, Caroline borrowed my car, and I uh, we were just back from Vegas, and there's a valet key, and I left the valet key.
This is there's no way I can do it, I can hear him peeing.
There is a solid piss stream.
Somebody's there's a solid list, that's a powerful stream.
I have good focus, but that's that's just simply too much.
That's a powerful that sounds like it's coming from something.
Never mind, something long.
I don't know.
Is that a thing?
Like the sound at which the pee hits the water?
Is that like a measure indication of the length of the cock?
Yes.
Well, if it sounds like it's underwater, sure.
Okay.
Is that what you is that it's starting to trail off a little bit?
You're peeing in the room, Hassan.
What else am I supposed to do?
Pretend like it's not there.
If QD was here, this would be, it'd be over for us.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You shake it more than you're playing with it.
You're playing with it.
Best crazy.
You know how many people.
Somebody got real excited, and people are like, oh my God, like piss fanatics everywhere.
Piss fanatics.
All right.
Do you want to?
What was your topic?
There's two things.
One, I want to talk about how TikTok is rewiring my brain, obviously, and it's making me play more basketball.
But also, I started listening to music again.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
I had this conversation with he got mad at me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
He got mad at me because he went, dude, I've been listening to music.
And I was like, oh, sick.
Like, what are you listening to?
Portuguese techno.
No, you said Portuguese lounge music.
I said Portuguese lounge techno.
You said Portuguese lounge.
He goes, You mean bossa nova?
And I was like, Because that's Portuguese lounge.
But it's not.
I wasn't listening to Portuguese lounge.
The song I'm thinking of is Chago 3.
Can you please play us?
He's listening to a single song.
No, no, no.
It's a playlist.
Are you only listening to Penny?
It's a genre of songs.
It's a type of song.
What do you do at the gym?
What I listen to.
This is what I listen to now.
I make the gym listen to this playlist.
There's a couple different songs that I listen to, but this is one of them here.
Play just Chego 3.
It'll just any of them.
Click on any of them.
Well, I did talk about doing heroin earlier, so we might be cooked on that.
Show the video at least so people know.
Is this the only thing you listen to right now?
This like genre of music.
I'm doing this so people can hear something.
Hassan, this is just like old techno with Portuguese over it.
It's so good.
It goes so hard.
It goes so fucking hard.
Wait, Marsh, play once again for the Renegade Master.
It's almost the same song, just without Portuguese.
Back once again for the Renegade Master.
Wait, so 24 damage up.
That's a classic.
That's great.
Do you just listen?
Do you sit in silence in your car?
That way, listen to podcasts usually, but yeah.
I mean, this is fire.
So you just like techno now.
I mean, I've always liked techno.
What do you mean?
You know this?
What do you pause?
I've always listened.
I have been a fan of techno music for as long as you've known me.
This is, come on.
Oh, my God.
Carl Cox.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
What are we talking about?
I used to listen to it.
I used to listen to music.
I used to go to festivals.
I used to be a person.
Blindfolded Plane Challenges00:08:27
If your friend, okay, let me explain something.
If your friend is 10 years clean from heroin, you don't describe him as a heroin addict anymore.
You have not listened to music in a decade.
Okay, maybe not a decade, but like at least.
And I'm not talking about like, oh, yeah.
I'm talking about cold turkey, no music.
Yeah, I did.
I cut it out because it's DMCA.
That's wait because of your stream.
You don't have to do that.
Because I can listen to music while I'm touristing.
You don't.
You live outside of your stream.
And then all of the other moments where I'm not, I'm min-maxing so that I can get as much information as possible in my brain.
Oh, my God.
He listens to podcasts he doesn't like.
He listens to the daily.
He hates the daily.
That's one thing.
That's one thing.
It's like this.
I know you.
There's no way you do any of this for any money whatsoever.
I like to be in the know.
And I have to retain as much information as possible.
Wait, hold on.
What I realize is this is the only place that we hang out with you.
Yeah.
This is this is where I know you from.
Yeah.
And if only there was a member of the podcast scratching and clawing to get us to hang out together and throwing specific gay-themed events at Disney World.
Okay, now hold on.
Bring it back.
You're so right.
You're so right.
No, I'm on it.
I'm so upset.
Oh, no, no, no.
I am.
And it actually, I'm actually hurt.
I'm going to be depressed.
Oh, he's hurt.
I am.
I want to go so bad.
Do you realize how much FOMO I have?
Everybody knows how much I want to be involved in this.
Have a good Kinsiniera or whatever.
No, I think I'm trying to like, maybe there's like a way I could fly around.
I don't know.
If there's like, I just, why can't it be another week?
There's a way you could do it.
It's called canceling the other.
No.
How dare you?
Or living in Los Angeles.
Yeah.
Well, living in LA, that's something that I, Marsh and I argued about earlier.
Yeah.
That's a good idea, I think.
Yeah.
That's a great idea.
You owe me $10,000 now.
Cutie did not get on a plane.
She booked it.
She hasn't gotten on the plane yet.
It's coming.
When did she book it?
I'm not going to tell you.
No, hold on.
I'm not going to tell you.
I want my 10 grand.
No, no, no, hold on, hold on.
Thanks for the trip to Japan.
No, hold on, wait, Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I love that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
When did Cutie?
I'm not telling you.
Where's the money?
And I've already coached her not to tell you.
Wait.
No.
Yep.
No, that's not fair.
Yes.
I'm calling her on the Patreon.
What does that mean?
It's not fair.
Hold on.
What the fuck?
No, no.
Can I tell you this?
I'm going to find out because who's she going to call when she's anxious about flying?
Yours truly.
Yeah, and you'll just know you owe me $10,000.
No, unless you're a terrible friend and you try and dissuade her from getting on the plane.
You know what, Hassan?
Hassan, I got an idea.
This piece of shit is going to be like, most accidents happen in this month.
And none have happened yet.
It's true.
So we're due for one.
No, we are due for one.
And Airbuses, and I'll just send her plane disaster videos all month.
That's insane.
Hassan, what?
I need you to print out a lease.
I'm going to sign it.
What do you mean, print out a lease?
Like, what?
I'm going to sign you a lease and I'm going to live here.
Like here?
No, no.
Do not give him a lease.
No.
Give me a lease.
No, I got some.
He's coming the entire month of July anyway.
I don't have a room here.
Yeah, you won't have a room here.
Even if you have the Australians here for a month and I don't have a fucking room here.
What am I supposed to do?
Yeah, we're going to do it.
Where am I going to stay?
We're going to do so much gay shit.
I don't even care.
I'm not even gay anymore.
Yeah, exactly.
What?
No.
Exactly.
Go have sex with a woman or some shit.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
I want to end it on one final note.
By the time this podcast episode comes out, you will know if I have actually accomplished this incredible task or not.
Tomorrow, I am going to go on a journey, a bucket journey.
That's right.
We're doing the 1,000 bucket challenge.
I would love for you guys to attend if you're here.
If you're not, it's fine as well.
But I am going to raise money for Gaza, raise money for the children of Gaza, specifically for Palestinian kids.
It's the same exact charities that we've been working with already for Creators for Palestine.
And the funds are going to go back to the Creators for Palestine, but we have to set it up separately for these challenges that we have.
But the goal is you...
Give me $100, and that means one bucket.
Okay.
And the goal is to try to get to $100,000 so that there's a thousand buckets that I have to shoot three-pointers specifically.
We already scheduled it.
This came after Ludwig did the 1,000-point challenge, and he was telling me that the dudes at Red Bull were at the facility that he did it because he's a Red Bull athlete.
Yeah.
Really still funny.
Ludwig's a Red Bull athlete.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he is, which is hilarious.
They've really fallen as a brand, I think, that he is considered an athlete.
The wings have fallen.
But to be fair, to give him his flowers, he did do an impressive athletic deep seven hours.
It took him.
I personally think if I was doing it straight, like just shooting consecutively, consistently, I could probably clear it in four.
However, at every $10,000, at every $10,000 fundraiser goal, there is a new sabotage, a new challenge that will be introduced into the fray.
I'll give you guys a teaser.
Okay.
One of them, for example, will be me shooting over someone, like having to shoot at least 50 to 100.
We haven't decided yet over like a person who's trying to guard me, things of that nature.
One of them will be obviously the classic blindfolded shot that I have to take blindfolded shots.
No, those are going in.
Yeah, I know.
But, you know, we'll see.
But with all of that in mind, with all the challenges, it'll probably take me quite a while.
I am a little worried.
I'm a little worried physically about what will happen to my body by the end of this.
Ludwig was able to get through it in seven hours.
He said like he had a little forearm, like his forearm hurt a little bit, but his shot was kind of ass.
So I don't know.
He wasn't really like activating everything.
So we'll see.
We'll see what happens.
What do you guys think?
Do you guys think I can accomplish this?
I think you're going to, I think you're going to do it, but it's going to take four days.
Four days.
I'll be honest because you've put so many challenges in there.
You're going to, and your community is going to go crazy and they're going to donate a ton.
You're going to be successful in raising a great amount of money for Gaza.
However, it's going to be so convoluted and complicated.
It's going to take forever.
Okay.
It's going to be days.
I mean, the challenge is the challenges don't stack on one another.
It's not going to be like I'm blindfolded and getting guarded.
It's just like I know that's the point.
So that you're going to have to stop.
Blindfolded and guarded.
It's hilarious.
You just tee up and I fucking smack the ball out.
No, but like it's just going to take a long time.
And you don't, you, you take a while to do things.
Are you guys in, by the way?
If you are, I'm going to put you in the, it's going to start at 11.
I'm going to put you guys on the poster if you're interested.
I might not stay the entire time, but I'll not be there.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
What?
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm here.
It's fine.
I'm here a lot.
I have a lot of people.
I have a lot of people coming.
I'm sorry.
It's all good.
He's really checked out, hasn't he?
No, no, he's definitely getting demoted on the friendship list.
Wait, what?
For the paywall proportion.
I mean, I was.
And you guys might want to check that out at patreon.com slash fear.
And we have multiple different tiers, multiple different things that we give you, depending on your tier as well, including, but not limited to Austin's Austin is solving your voicemail problems And things of that nature.
But on the paywalled episode, we are going to look at the new Charlie XCX album and rate the songs because, you know, it's Pride Month.
We have to do that.
And, you know, many other cool, fun things of that nature.
Maybe we'll touch each other and be naked while we're doing it.
But you can only find that out if you go to patreon.com/slash fear.
Quit being gay, all about your personality.
All your take two, take two on that.
Glad quit make being gay.
Stop, stop.
Quit making.
Quitting Your Entire Personality00:01:33
No, no, I got it.
Quit making your sexuality your entire personality.
Wow.
He said, get back in the closet.
Thank you, Austin.
You said that like you were currently suffering a stroke.
He just couldn't even get himself to say it.
All right.
See you on the other side, everybody.
Peace.
This is what I.
I mean, I used to, I mean, like, I used to sit on my computer and fly flight simulator alone.
Yeah.
And sit there, and the plane would just go up and just go.
And nobody understood that either.
They thought I would, they called me things like autistic.
You know what I mean?
Nobody calls you that because you would need friends to be able to do that.
Excuse you.
Oh my God.
Brother, you know, I'm not even insulted by that.
Hassan, you have, I don't have friends.
Okay.
You live your life like a fucking robot.
You, there you go.
Get into it.
Okay.
You live your life like a robot.
I, I, you, I was a guest in your home last night.
Yeah.
And I felt like I was staying at a fucking bed and breakfast and you owned it.
I felt like I was in a prison.
That's what I, that's what it felt like last night.
I had to go, I had to go to my room.
I had to go to the room and sit there out of shame.
Oh, I felt shame to be.
He, he, it's not even that I, that he wasn't communicating with me.