Austin Show, Cutie Cinderella, and Hassan Piker critique West Hollywood Pride's rainbow aesthetic and police presence while debating Jesus' sexuality. They review Disney's exclusive "Pride Night" featuring Stitch and rainbow attractions, noting early closures and ironic conservative outrage over corporate shifts post-Bud Light. The trio jokes about stolen Teslas, dog heterosexuality, and a broken fan before concluding that modern Pride faces evolving challenges from both political backlash and changing corporate support strategies. [Automatically generated summary]
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Drag Brunches and Gifts00:14:42
Yeah.
No, let me show you how to do it.
I've been to many.
Wait, you know how to do it?
I've been to many drag brunches.
Okay.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
I'm scared.
Hold on, just a second.
Welcome, welcome.
Welcome, everybody, to the greatest podcast of all time, Fear and I'm Austin Show.
And joining with me are my wonderful co-hosts, Cutie Cinderella and Hassan Piker.
That's right.
We have a very special episode for you guys this week.
Why is it a very special episode?
Because it's a very special month.
That's right.
It's Pride Month.
It's Pride Month.
It is my month finally.
No, it's our month.
It's gay month.
It's trans month.
It's bi-month.
It's lesbian month.
It's, am I missing any?
It's non-vinyl.
Non-binary month.
It's weird because it's not straight month.
No, you are already, you have already started the oppression against the heterosexuals by hitting how proud you are and doing all this gay shit.
Yeah, no, absolutely.
I'm tired of it.
Okay.
I'm tired of it.
We're done.
We're done with Pride Month.
We're done with Pride Month.
Bullshit.
Pride Month is over.
This man went to Pride yesterday and it took him five minutes and he was smacking twinks on the ass, dude.
He was smacking Twinks on the ass.
He was on the grinder bus.
That's all I'm saying is the gay agenda is working, folks.
And Hassan Piker all over the internet.
Nobody sees the straight part.
Only people see grinder bus, twink ass, smack, mustache, gay outfit.
I don't think your outfit was that gay.
I'm kind of.
I don't think so.
You're not alone in that.
Apparently, every homosexual.
Do you try to look gay?
I was just wearing a tank top, so I thought it would be gay.
That's like crazy.
That's the extent of my attempting to look gay was I had like big cargo cargo pants on and a tank top.
Well, tell me all about it.
I wasn't there.
We went to Pride.
We invited you, Q.
I know.
I know.
I've been going through a lot.
You guys don't understand.
You're always going through it.
I did just get out of the shower.
Wait, do tell.
This is both of these things that you are unique.
Yeah.
What are you going through it with, QD?
I can't say.
Okay.
But we love you and we support you.
Oh, at least you're wet.
And alive.
And you're alive.
And being wet is a staple for the Fear Man podcast.
Of course, you might have noticed that Will Neff is not here.
Will Neff is not here.
Unfortunately, this week, I'm not even going to do this self-sucking shit.
Okay.
He's not here because his flight, he missed his flight.
Or no, he didn't.
His flight got delayed.
His flight got delayed.
And his car got stolen.
And his car got stolen.
But then unstolen.
And then unstolen.
We're leaking content that he probably wants to tell, but because he's not here, we're going to tell.
Fuck it.
I'm going wild on this.
Will's Tesla got stolen and then Caroline like stole it back.
Yeah.
But everything was taken and we don't know what was in it, but we heard pickleball materials, etc.
A devastating loss for the Nefferson family.
It's about time that he no longer plays pickleball and starts playing basketball with me again because that's what we used to do when we were doing friendship stuff.
Now, since it is Pride Month, I have come bearing gifts for all of you.
Including Will, including Marsh.
Before we get to the since it's Pride Month, I do want to say that I do want to cut the game out.
Sorry for trying to impress me.
No, because it's not your month, Straggit.
I do have a gripe, okay?
Do we have to bleep that?
Strag it.
Strag it.
I think you have to bleep it, Marsh.
I can say it.
Yeah, say it again.
It's our word.
You can't.
Marsh is like, don't say it again.
You just can't say it.
It's our word.
Sorry.
No, we were supposed to have a guest this episode, and Austin was like, no.
Oh, God.
This is my month.
No, that's not true.
This is the start of my month.
I need this to be all about me.
You know what?
You're fucking right.
That's what I did say.
He did say that.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm sick and tired of Hassan, me trying to lie about what I said.
I said it.
It's Pride Month, bitch.
I don't lie about what you said.
You do.
Sometimes he does.
Sometimes he lies.
But you know what?
It's Pride Month, bitch.
And we had a guest lined up.
No, real talk.
We had a guest lined up.
But he wasn't gay.
Yeah.
And Austin was like...
I was like hooting hollering all last night.
Your voice sounds like you're hooting, hollering.
I've been out for four nights in a row.
I was out Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday night.
Man, how are you using protection?
I have not.
Cutie, you know me.
He did talk about how he's no longer on prep for a little bit.
Excuse you.
Preparation age.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no.
First of all, I don't like to talk publicly about my sex life.
All right.
First of all, I have not had sex this weekend.
Okay.
Period.
No blowjobs.
No.
Wow.
Thank you.
Homeboy can't get laid.
No, okay.
Now, hold on.
Big L, bro.
You're in the mecca for homosexuality.
You can't get a little bit of boozy.
Hold on.
Excuse you all.
This weekend was not about celebrating my homosexuality.
I wanted to celebrate love and sex just wasn't on the agenda for me.
And I don't always have to have sex.
Okay.
I don't always have to have, it's always about sex for these straight people.
It's all about sex for me.
It's about love.
I'm like so fine.
I would rather have a love.
We went on the grinder, bus.
What do you mean?
It's all about sex with these people.
No, no, no.
Sex is fine.
I just didn't have sex this weekend.
I didn't have sex.
I don't know what else to do.
Dude, you are, dude, I'm revoking your gay card.
Wait, did I need this is the, I want everybody to know this, listening.
I can't win.
If I sex, I'm a harlot.
If I don't have sex, I'm not gay enough.
Yeah.
I can't win with you.
Bust up being a woman.
Yeah.
I'm just mad.
I'm just mad because we went on Pride Month or the first day of Pride to Wii O and the gays have blocked off their streets.
Okay.
They're like, look at me.
Completely.
Yeah.
I'm sick and tired of it.
Okay.
But in any case, we went and we asked people who looks gayer.
And I lost unanimously.
Unanimously.
Like, not a single person would even throw me a pity crumb.
Yeah, no, not even.
Nobody was like, well, today is, you weren't even wearing this outfit.
Because if you were wearing this outfit, it was over.
Like, I knew that.
But at least yesterday you had like a knitted top on.
So I thought maybe, just maybe I might be able to like score a couple points.
Yeah.
And I'm very disappointed with my performance as a gay man.
I tried to do a little bit of gay stuff.
You didn't put any fucking effort in.
I did not.
He didn't effort.
He didn't put any effort because he's gotten complacent.
All right.
He's grown out the mustache.
He's showing up his armpits.
He knows he doesn't have to work for it anymore.
True.
He knows he doesn't have to work.
But the gays don't want someone who's trying too hard.
Okay.
So that's why I'm not trying.
Fair.
I mean, honestly, the ladies don't want it either.
Right?
Like, that's why people want you so bad.
It's true, though.
He's so unavailable.
That's why, I mean, he's hot too.
But that's part of his allure.
Right.
Right?
I don't know who to agree with.
No, you're supposed to be with me.
Don't look at me.
No, no.
Don't look at me.
But let me tell you, part of the Hassan Paikur allure is number one, he's very attractive, but number two, he's got this mystique.
He's mysterious.
Nobody, he doesn't look you in the eyes when he talks to you.
He ignores you.
That's not mystique.
That's autism.
Okay.
That's true.
I think, but, but it's hautism.
It's a symptom.
It's a symptom.
Okay, autistic hotties.
All right.
So you want to give us the gift?
I do want to give you pride gifts.
First things first, pride flags.
Yay.
Okay.
Wave your pride flag.
That's right.
Okay.
Did I ever tell you?
I don't know if this is evil.
I don't know.
Here, take your pride.
It's not even the new updated one with this.
I know, I know.
It was half off.
Okay.
All right.
I got it on clearance.
Okay.
This is like this first gift.
Did I ever tell you one time I was doing a it was pride month and I was doing a baking stream where I was making a rainbow cake.
Okay.
And living my best life, being an ally.
Yeah.
Someone came in and they're like, you bitch, you're appropriating my culture.
And I was like, that's crazy.
They were so mad at me.
That's crazy.
But you ate pussy one time, no, that I have to address that.
That's not even my tweet.
That's just anti-piker being a kooky banana.
I thought I would have just taken that teen ownership.
Up until this point, I thought you ate pussy.
One time, though.
Marsh, can we show the show the tweet?
Because that went viral.
And internet rules dictate that that is the truth now.
So you did.
It was okay.
Yeah, what did it take?
It's not better than cheese fries.
Nothing's better than cheese fries.
Yeah, no, I love cheese fries.
Yeah.
There's that tweet.
Okay, you want me to keep?
It's anti-pipe.
Well, anti-piker tweets a lot every day.
Okay.
First things first, I'd like to give cutie her gift.
Yay.
A lot of people drag me.
Cheese fries.
No, a lot of people drag me for my sticker gifts.
So I went all out for cutie.
Okay.
Presents.
I got you a fan.
Oh, here's the tweet.
How eating pussy one time made me gay.
If I cook one time, am I a fucking shit?
I mean, honestly, true, though.
True.
You suck one dick.
The craziest thing is I could be gaslit into thinking I tweet that.
Like if Anti-Piker just said to me, like, I didn't make that up.
You did tweet it.
Did you delete it?
I'd be like, did I?
Cutie, you did tweet that.
I don't think I did.
Cutie, you tweeted that.
We all saw it.
I liked it.
I don't think I did.
All right, cutie.
I don't think so.
Ready?
I have your fan.
What does it say?
It says, Shade never made anybody less gay.
It's Taylor Swift.
And it's Taylor Swift-themed.
Oh, my God.
Wait, okay.
When you busted that open, I was like, oh, he fucking went and like got something free from the vendors that were there.
That is a targeted, deliberate, thoughtful gift.
I cannot wait for my gift.
Okay, ready?
I hope you got it.
Here we go.
And I also got you this pride shawl.
Ooh, it's kind of ugly, but I'll wear it.
It's so ugly.
Sorry, it's really ugly.
My culture is ugly.
Yes.
Yes.
I have this major gripe.
I talk about it every pride.
There we go.
Yes, you're gorgeous.
Gay.
And gay.
So gay.
And to top it all off.
Oh, wow.
I got you a hat, too.
Wow.
Yes.
You look good.
No shit.
Wow.
You actually look like you're going to a Taylor Swift concert in June.
Yes.
Okay.
Let's go, Hakaya.
Kaya.
Hassan.
I got.
I am putting no rainbow shit on.
Wait, hold on.
I also got Cutie a shirt.
What the fuck?
Cutie got everything, bro.
I got her a shirt.
It says beach blonde, bad-built, butch body.
Wait, what?
I don't want to play the butch body.
That's not for you, though.
Like, you're not that way, cutie.
I'm not saying you're the way.
If she wears that, then it's like she's you're implying you don't have to put it on.
It's not that gay.
I just thought it was funny.
Okay, ready, Hassan?
Wait, if she puts that, you're implying that that's what she thinks of herself.
Ready?
No, you're not that.
No, it's the quote from Marjorie Taylor Green.
Oh, gotta move that.
Yeah, we gotta, we gotta, okay, cutie, for the record, I want to let you know something.
You put that on.
How does it fit?
Great.
It's a small.
It fits my butch body bird.
No, no.
Cutie, that's a small.
This is not a small.
No, it is.
I swear to God.
It's not a real person.
I swear to God, it's a small.
So I just want to let you know.
You're a small.
It's a small.
Cutie's a small.
Just want to let you know.
All the cutie fans.
You're a small bitch.
She's a small bitch.
Okay.
Hassan Piker.
I'm getting in the mood.
This is making me gayer, by the way.
I got you.
I got you a gay hat.
Here we go.
Put that on.
Oh, go.
You don't have to wear this the whole time.
All right.
Now, this is one of my favorites.
I got you a shirt.
And I thought this was so good.
All right.
I got you a shirt.
It says whole.
All right.
What the fuck?
Bro.
Happy Pride.
It's an XL.
Okay.
Excuse you.
Oh, my God.
You get in the one small shirt all of a sudden.
You're fucking shirt up in here.
I've had to say that.
Where the fuck is the shirt I bought?
Will here it is.
No, no.
That is your shirt.
And I thought Will is shirt, but it.
All right, Hassan.
You probably can't wear these.
Why?
I got you these two.
Oh, Jesus.
You can't wear them right now.
That's for sure.
What the fuck?
Wait, that's netted.
Yeah, happy pride.
You're supposed to wear it with a banana hammock, I assume.
Yeah.
With a jockstrap.
Yeah.
Happy Pride.
That's for you.
What the fuck?
I got you an XL.
Is that what you wanted?
Is this why is this?
Yeah, there's no.
There's a weird smell coming from something.
What the fuck?
Wait, why is it that too?
This makes no sense.
Why is there a hole here?
I don't know.
You just gotta, you just gotta embrace it.
You gotta embrace it.
But yeah, I got you guys pride gifts.
What do you think?
Huh?
Great.
Thank you, Austin.
I feel gayer by the second.
And I got myself some wristbands.
I like how you guys are gayer than me right now.
Okay, so here's the thing.
Okay, I have a gripe with the gays.
The LGBTQ community.
Okay.
Hit me.
And I've said this every single pride for the past like 10 years, I think.
And everyone always gets mad at me.
But I think they get mad at me because they agree.
What?
The rainbow color aesthetic is so bad.
Embracing the Gay Fit00:06:02
Oh, yeah.
There's a real issue within the queer community where like all the flags, like the color scheme is so whack.
I think like trans pride flag, like those colors are fine.
You know what I mean?
This is not like a this is not a statement I'm making about like what specific type of queer that I'm on board with and whatnot, but like it's just the like the rainbow is aesthetically not pleasing.
And I think I think you guys look better than you did when you walked in.
I think I think the queers got to get together and do a redesign.
It is crazy.
We keep doing that.
That's why I got the flag half off.
It's because there's a new updated flag.
Well, even the updated flag, like it looks cool, but I mean, it's still, it's just like all the colors.
It's too many colors.
You guys should just choose purple.
Okay.
Or blue.
Or something.
Yeah.
This one.
I did plan for Pride Month.
I brought us a tier list of gay icons.
Oh my God.
Amazing.
And I thought maybe we could do that, but I don't know if you guys want to do it now or if you want to do it on the Patreon.
We can do it in a little bit.
Let's burn through some of the stuff because there's a lot of memes, pride memes, pride-related memes.
Yep.
And I want March to pull up Gaborhood Latino remix on YouTube and hopefully we'll find it.
This is one of my favorite.
Shouts out to Ben Mora for this.
Seeking Derangements, which is a very gay podcast for those of you who don't know.
Anyway, this is like one of his, yeah, that lady, that one should be good enough, I think.
What?
What is this?
This is the gaborhood, and you are not welcome.
Oh, damn.
That's why I need to be here.
Yeah.
What is this?
But what sort of boomer shit?
No, that shit is actually a banger.
That was like, that was a banger last pride where like it just popped off in Latin American TikTok for some weird reason, I think, because of the frequency that she hits.
And there's just like a massive compilation of like videos of people doing shit.
What?
She's just going to hold that the whole time.
I look great.
I look like someone's very supportive of Auntie.
Yeah, you really do.
You look fucking hot, cutie, to be honest.
Especially not to insult your hair.
My hair is wet.
No, guys.
You look hot, cutie.
Own it.
Okay.
Oh my God.
I've got it, bitch.
You got to work it.
I've got something to tell you guys.
I have not paid for shit this weekend.
Free drinks?
You don't charge him when he stays here?
No, I didn't stay here.
No, you didn't stay here.
Free drinks.
Everything.
You know why?
You're famous.
Wealthy twinks.
I thought twinks are stereotypically young.
What does wealthy and young have anything to do with them?
I didn't know they could be rich.
Poor young people.
No.
Even Marsh goes, I don't know if we are young.
I wouldn't say that.
I turned 30 on Thursday.
Oh.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Where is young cut off here?
I think 30.
I think 30.
Which would mean you're not young anymore, Austin.
Like, you become the youngest old person when you're 30.
You've now broached a new category.
You're old.
Hold on.
Can we?
I feel like instead of being the oldest young person, you're now the youngest old person.
Can we, is there anything in between young and old?
No.
No.
Really?
It's the endless.
Is that it?
It's the dialogue.
There's like old, old.
What?
Old, old.
Why can't we do like young old?
There's dead.
There's baby, young.
Okay.
There's baby, kid.
Kid, yeah.
Baby, kid, young.
Teenager, I guess, maybe.
Yeah.
Wait, life sucks.
Young, old, and then like old, old is like people over 75 and then dead.
Hold on, hold on.
We're born.
We're broke.
Then we get money and when we're old.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that just life?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's capitalism, baby.
And then you work for the rest of your life.
For the rest of your life.
When you got the money, like you, when you finally get to the money, you can't even enjoy them.
Is this the first time you figured this out?
No, I mean, I definitely knew about it, but like it just kind of hits me.
I knew about it.
This thing called life.
I've heard other people's cars.
It just kind of sucks the more you think about it.
Well, yeah.
So what?
Fuck it.
I'm old.
It's okay that you're old.
I'm old.
So the twinks that were buying you stuff, are they old?
No.
Oh, they're just rich young people.
They're like 24, 25.
Wow.
Congrats.
27, 24.
What are they buying?
Drinks.
You just keep aging them up.
Why?
They're old too, then.
Wait, 27?
You're getting old.
I mean, 27 is like gay.
Are you old?
What old and gay years?
27 is old and gay years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know how, like, okay, gay body, right?
Gay body.
Like, you right now are fit.
Yep.
You're gay fit, even.
Am I really?
I think you're gay fit.
I'll take that.
I think you're gay.
Oh, thank you.
I think you're gay fit.
But if you're like the moment that you hit like 10% body fat, now you're like not gay fit any longer.
It's like that.
Just like when you're like, so from like young 25 plus, you're gay old.
Okay.
I just crazy.
I'm just making this shit up as I go along, but I have a fucking.
So are you?
Are you fit?
He's gay.
No, I'm for gay fit.
No, not even.
The Broken Pop Sound00:04:26
Gangent.
You're gay.
Austin and I are the same age.
I'm younger than Hassan.
Austin is a little bit older than me, but we just let it slide, you know?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, okay.
You know what?
Fuck it.
That's my new favorite conspiracy that Austin's older than me.
I don't care.
Dude, I can't stop waving this shit around, bro.
Give me a flag, any flag, okay?
Give me a hateful flag.
I think I was probably.
Somebody's definitely going to put a Confederate flag on there.
Bro, I'm telling you, if you gave me a Confederate flag, my ass would be fucking waving it around.
That's crazy.
Oh, I cannot wait for this month for everybody to be fucking outraged, the conservatives to be outraged all month long.
It's just so entertaining.
They're so crazy.
And I'll be honest, religion kind of fell off.
I was at Pride.
Dude, true.
I was at Pride.
There were two, there were two people with megaphones, and nobody could hear them over Beyonce at the club next door.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
And then to get away from the music, they had to go so far down the street that just nobody cared or was it.
I think it depends on the state, though.
That's, yeah, that's true.
You know, that's where I got my first condom ever was at Pride Festival.
Really?
Yeah, when I was like a, when I was a kid.
Well, you never used it when I was a teen.
That's crazy.
Cutie's gay today.
I'm gay today.
The gays say it's okay.
Yo, the gays were fucking popping these shits.
Can I, can I hold this for a second?
Yeah.
Because you want to.
Yeah.
No, let me show you how to do it.
I've been to many.
Wait, you know how to do it.
I've been to many drag brunches.
Okay.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
I'm scared.
Hold on just a second.
You picked that up so authoritatively.
I thought you were going to do it.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
Cutie did a better job than you.
Okay, I'll be honest.
I usually open.
This is a right-handed fan, and I usually open them with my left hand.
You mean it's a right-handed fan?
What just happened?
So sorry.
That was so mercy.
I'm so sorry.
No, no, I got it.
Let me tell you.
This is how you do it.
Oh, there you go.
That was nice.
How did you?
I got the fuck.
Yeah, Hassan's gay.
You're on the gay credit again.
Oh, that's crazy.
Wait, hold on.
I need it.
Give it.
I need to prove to the gays once and for all that I can do it.
I've been to Palace and everybody knows what Palace is here.
Give it to me.
What's Palace?
Palace is a drag brunch spot in Miami.
Palace, sis.
Huh?
Huh?
Yeah.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe it.
Here, give it to me.
Okay, try it again.
Try one more fucking time.
For those of you listening at home, if you didn't hear my fucking pop, that shit popped.
I popped that pussy.
Why can't I do it?
It's the microphone.
I'm not used to doing it.
I need more shit.
What is going on?
I don't know.
Hold on, let me.
The dynamic is just very strange.
This is not what it was.
It's a different brand.
Yeah, for sure.
A fan, I think.
I think I broke it.
I don't think it's opening anymore.
Wait, all right.
I think it's broken, but try it.
Is it broken?
It's broken.
You broke it.
Yeah, I broke it.
I popped it too hard.
I broke it.
Box won't open.
Okay.
Oh.
See, it's not broken.
All right.
Whatever.
Moving on.
Your honor, it's not broken.
That's crazy because it made the sound again.
That was weird.
But when you, but when you did it, and cutie did it, and she made the sound too.
How was that?
It is kind of fucked up.
Oh, there it goes.
There you go.
See?
Anyway, regardless.
Oh!
Oh!
Hold on, one more try.
Okay, dude, you are so oh my god.
If I can't get it, don't pop it that hard, Queen.
If I can't get it, then what?
Straight Bars vs Gay Bars00:02:34
Are you kidding me?
There you go.
Yeah, that's right.
There you go.
Huh?
Who's gay now, bitch?
Yeah, bitch.
He's still gay.
You know, only the gays can open fans.
Yeah.
Anyway, okay.
You guys didn't even tell me.
So you got there, and then what?
Uh, pride.
We got to pride.
Uh, Hassan.
Pride only one day.
Uh, no, no, unlike the festival.
I wish.
No, pride.
I wish it was zero days.
Pride, Pride is like a four-day, like five-day, like, night-day festival.
Just crazy.
And just people being proud and being gay.
And it's just like drinks and parties and just flags and happiness.
No sex stuff.
And everybody's so nice.
Have you ever been to a straight club or bar?
It's just a bar.
Well, usually.
Okay, well, then why do we call things gay bars?
Because those are particular.
But there's no like, there's no bar that's like, we're a straight bar.
No gays allowed.
No, but I mean, it's just like the gay bars allow straights in there.
I know.
So, you know, you ever been to like a straight bar or straight club?
There's what these are.
Are you offended?
No, this isn't a thing.
Well, have you been to a straight?
It's just a normal bar.
I'm going to have to agree with Austin here.
What?
Wait, there's definitely a difference between gay bars and straight bars.
But is there a sign that's up that's like no gays allowed?
No, it's just a normal bar.
Well, oh my God, I said it.
But it is kind of true, though.
It is, it is kind of true.
I get what you're saying.
Like, it is, there's a difference between like a bar that is uh for everybody versus like a gay bar, which you can go to as a straight person.
Yeah, but it is definitely different.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
So, okay, these bars, though, everybody, every time I go to a straight club or whatever, a club that's just like a club, that's not a gay club.
Yeah, every time I go, it's like everybody's fucking like aggressive, like angry.
Like, you bump into them and it's like, fuck you, and like all that shit.
I was walking out of pride, and I stepped on somebody's like dragging, like, lingerie pride moments, and I stepped on it.
And like, I heard it like, like, I almost, I think I almost killed them, but they turned around.
I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
They're like, they just like twisted up and like blew me a kiss and said, it's okay.
And like, all that sort of shit.
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Like, everybody's happy and loves to be there.
And it's just everybody's supporting everybody.
And it's great until you get into like Instagram comments and it kind of goes south.
I was going to say, but definitely somebody's in person.
In person, everybody's happy.
Why is everyone being catty in the comments?
I don't know.
What are they saying?
Is it going to say about like outfits?
What do they say about me?
They say a lot of things about me.
They don't say anything about him.
Gay on gay hate.
We can look it up.
Let's look at some of the comments.
No, let's not.
Let's look at some of the TikTok comments of the recent nuke TikTok.
We are in a lot of gay talk.
Okay, we went.
We need to watch it.
We actually shot a bunch of gay talk content creators.
We shot with a bunch of gay talk content creators, including, of course, the famous one where Austin goes, like, is it a twink?
And he's like, it's a twink again.
Oh, yeah.
That guy was there.
What's his name?
Stan Chris.
Stan Chris.
So he was there and he was parking out on red carpet.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
He's rolling out the red carpet.
He posted that Stan Chris.
He posted it.
And we're going to take a look.
I want to look at the comments as well.
Yep.
Stan Chris is on TikTok right now.
And then we'll do the Ukrainian.
Yep.
We both walked the runway.
Cutie, I want you to determine who walked it better.
Did he post it yet?
He did.
He did, right?
That's the one.
Pull it on the red carpet.
He's got more play on Instagram than it did on the ball.
Oh, that's it.
We're not in there.
He said no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, he didn't.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
The music is.
That guy went.
Oh, there you are.
Okay, but like, you fit the music really good.
Oh, too fast, Austin.
Yeah, but the music, we didn't have that music when we were doing it.
Okay, music, mute it.
Mute it because we didn't have the music.
No, this is no, we didn't.
Okay, we didn't have there's a song.
If you're watching on YouTube right now, there's a song.
Million Dollar Baby.
Million Dollar Baby's playing, and we can't.
We didn't have that when we were walking.
Why are you so worried?
You look good, man.
No, I know I look good.
No, it's fine.
No, that's not the issue.
I'm just saying that, like, the reason why it wasn't synced up, cutie made a comment.
I need her to make a good judgment.
He could hear the music and he's still in the middle.
I know, but regardless of the music, you were just walking really fast.
That's how you do it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So I've never done it.
Look at it.
Look it up on the Instagram.
So you went slow, idiot.
Yeah, who walked better?
I don't know about that.
I liked the first guy.
No, no, between Hassan and I.
The first guy.
No, no, no.
I liked that he danced.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see what the comments are saying.
I can't read it, but wow, that's crazy.
Ain't no tops there.
Hassan is back.
Look at him.
Go.
Wow.
Who is that boy with USA Speedo?
He looks nice.
Wow.
We just are.
Hassan.
You guys are invisible.
Was that Hassan?
What is Hassan?
Oh, God.
See, nobody gave a shit about anybody but Hassan.
Is there no authority?
Okay, let's look at the other one.
Let's look at.
Wait, oh, you were you weren't in the Ukrainian twink video.
No, I wasn't.
No, I wasn't.
I wasn't in there.
I didn't do one.
I did one, but they haven't released it.
Oh, he's got no clothes on.
Yep.
No.
Yeah.
Okay, watch.
I did an interview with this.
Yeah, dude.
This is crazy.
This interview is awesome.
Which I thought was really funny because, like, he okay.
Oh, he did both.
He posted both of them.
Let's watch the first one.
He's naked.
So many.
Are you gay?
No.
No.
What's the gayest thing you've ever done in your life?
Live in West Hollywood for 10 years?
Can you please honestly rate my pride outfit out of 10?
I will do a little spin for you.
Out of 10?
Yeah.
I put a lot of effort.
I'm going to give it a 7.
That's very generous.
It's because your physique is carrying it right now.
Uh-huh.
But I feel like you could have gone way bolder, way wilder with it.
Hassan, kiss or slap.
For who?
For me.
Or I can kiss or slap you.
Oh, slap.
You'll slap me.
Yeah.
But like, on the butt.
Be a good guy.
Like, do a good job, okay?
Ready?
Okay, this, this was.
Can I say something about this?
Thank you, sir.
You fucking bent him over.
I did.
You bent him over.
You gave him a slap.
And you know what, I'm burning?
I'm very happy for you guys.
Because I'm so happy for you.
Damn, Grinder's fucking celebrating my accomplishments here.
But the thing is, the reason why I did that is because in the interview, in the longer interview, he was like, he cut a part of it out.
I don't know.
Maybe it's in here.
You're an ally, probably, right?
What?
You're not an alley.
Not an ally.
So, Hassan, since you're not an alley, I still will ask you.
So, what's your type in West Hollywood?
You're not a gay, but like, what's your type of gay guys?
Do you think you're like more twinks?
Like, who is like more appealing to you?
Bears.
You like bears?
Yeah, big burly men.
So, Hassan, if you were a gay, you think you would be into bears?
Maybe.
Do you think you would be a top or a bottom?
You know what?
Actually, I rescind that statement.
I would try Savan.
Yeah, very.
But that's technically a femme.
Well, I guess he's a top.
So maybe not.
He's a top.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
I think he's trying to be a top.
No.
They say he's a femme top.
Okay, a blouse.
Yo, all these comments.
All these comments don't know who you are, and they all think that you're just a confused man at Pride.
Wait, really?
Yeah, look at these comments.
Yeah, no, no, but go to the top comments, though, Marsh, are people saying he's confused.
So he says he's not gay, not an ally, but he's being interviewed by Art wearing a speedo.
We hope Pride.
Oh, the irony here.
They don't get it.
That's so funny that they...
Why would I fucking be in front of the grinder bus?
Yeah, getting interviewed by Ukrainian twinkling American Speedo.
Yeah.
Like, it's, I thought that the juxtaposition would reveal the truth.
The truth, Hassan, is you can be as blatant and obvious as you can be, and you're still going to get comments like this.
It's wild.
Cutie, why didn't you come to Pride with us?
Because she's not an ally.
Yeah, I'm not an ally.
She's a foe.
A real one.
Well, that's why I want you guys to tell me about it.
If I went with you, you'd have nothing to tell me.
Okay.
Okay.
There was crowds, but it wasn't that bad.
Okay.
Okay.
No, it wasn't crowded.
Was there a parade?
Yes.
Today there was a parade.
Not yesterday, though?
Yeah.
No, not yesterday.
There was a parade.
That's the best part.
Did you go to it?
I did go to the parade.
What was it?
There was like there.
Hassan wouldn't have liked the parade.
There was a lot of cops.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Yeah, there was a lot of cops.
Why?
Just to make sure it was safe.
Yeah, I know.
But Hassan doesn't like that.
I don't like that.
No, no cops at Pride.
Would you prefer no cops at Pride?
It depends, but probably not.
Yeah, I would probably prefer No Cops.
Maybe like a security company.
No, no cops.
A queer is better because, like, I mean, the West Hollywood Sheriff's Department, so they're like pretty gay friendly.
They're not gay, but they're pretty gay-friendly.
They gotta be.
They don't have a choice.
It's the gayest city in America.
Overall, I feel like.
Yeah, no, police presence is not great.
So is there going to be a parade every weekend?
Like in West Hollywood?
Yeah.
No, this is West Hollywood Pride.
And then there's like every weekend.
Like Pride goes from April to August.
Whoa.
Okay, bro.
Pick a month.
No, it does, though.
I know.
I'm just saying.
Pick a month.
That's what I'm saying.
Being gay is so much better than being straight.
It's like not even close.
Because you get months?
That's why, no, like we get, it's so much more fun.
Like, you don't have festivals.
It's just so fun.
We need straight pride.
I agree, brother.
Hell yeah.
We need a straight pride.
It's just fun.
It's just so much more free and fun and like.
Yeah, but we could also just go to gay pride.
What?
As straight people.
Yeah, I know, but I guess.
But as gay people, you can't go to the business.
It's just not the same, though.
It's just not the same.
Like, you know why there's like Christians and shit or not?
Well, you know, people protesting Pride and shit because they're not having any fun.
Yeah, but those people protest Billie Eilish concerts.
I know, but you don't see us protesting churches.
Do we?
You guys should.
Oh, I know, but we don't.
I think that'd be really funny.
It's like cutie.
We don't have time because we're having too much fun.
Yeah, but like some people, that is their fun.
Is to protest.
Psychopaths.
Yeah.
I also think they get paid.
You think they're paid?
I think those guys were too fucking unwashed.
Like those guys were a ride or die.
Those guys were there because they're fucking insane.
Yeah, they were fucking insane.
Yeah.
I think it itches their brain the same way that like for me doing a craft does them rioting outside of pride.
They think that like if they convert one gay guy to being straight, I guess.
If you were to peel back their life and compare it to scripture or whatever, they would be like incredibly flawed and incredibly sinful and all sorts of shit.
You know, so I just don't understand.
The only difference that, but there's instead they're wasting their time yelling at queer people who at least the fucking queer people are out being who they fucking are and not hiding behind.
Also, I never heard of Jesus having no girlfriend.
Yeah, I was talking about this earlier.
Jesus, I was running the edge.
He's gay.
Oh, you think Jesus is gay as fuck, bro?
Long ass hair.
He's super toned.
You know he's hitting the fucking gym.
He killed himself very dramatically.
Yeah, very hard.
That was the gay.
Very dramatic.
12 dudes.
Pause, brother.
What is happening?
That sus.
That's zesty as hell.
Yeah.
And then also, also, that cross has been like kind of, I saw a lot of crosses out today.
Yeah, people use it for sex.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
All I'm saying is Jesus was gay as hell.
And anybody who does it.
And the people that love Jesus are pretty gay for Jesus.
Like the way this guy is talking about Jesus outside of the outside of Pride Parade was just like, it's like, bro, you're gay as hell.
That's a man.
You know what I mean?
You love a man.
You should be more understanding of other people.
So you guys got there and be booped around to different booths?
And then did you go to any parties or anything?
No, because we can't go in with the camera and also because I didn't bring my ideas.
I think, okay, Hassan, question.
I've got a connection at the Abbey, the social media manager at the Abbey.
If I could get permission, would you stream at the Abbey?
Maybe.
What are we streaming?
IRL stream.
But like, what are we IRL streaming?
Drinking at the Abbey.
Sure.
Like, getting drunk, we'll get a bunch of people.
What would have you said no to?
We'll just party at the Abbey.
That's a good question.
I don't know.
I'm just wondering what we would do.
But I guess if it's like a relatively private corner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, well, I mean, no, we're going to be out and about.
Well, that's like, then it's going to be a meeting greet.
It won't be.
Austin.
It was a meeting greet yesterday at Pride.
We were out in the street and at a meeting greet.
They didn't even know his name there.
They're just like, you're that hot guy from TikTok.
True, but okay.
Some people knew his name.
That's what they said to you, actually.
People came up to you and you're like, you're the Twink guy.
That's crazy.
Did they actually say that?
Can I say something?
Yeah, they did.
I'm sick and tired of being the Twink guy.
Oh, sure.
I'm sick and tired of being the Twink guy.
What do you want to be known as?
I want people to know that I actually have been thinking about this a lot.
Okay.
And I don't just like twinks.
You just happen to only be with twinks.
Okay?
Don't judge me.
I like twinks.
I like twunks.
Okay.
I like jocks.
Okay.
Those are my titles.
I don't think I've ever seen you with a jock.
He hasn't tried it yet.
No, I told you about a threesome I had.
That guy wasn't.
No, no.
That's a...
Well, I haven't seen him, so I don't know.
I feel like Maxima, if you show me this guy right now, I can make an assessment.
And I'm willing to bet that it's a Twonk at most, which is a Twink and a Hunk for those of you that don't know.
You want me to show you?
Yes.
Live reaction.
100%.
Marsh, make sure it doesn't show up on the camera.
Show him on the camera.
Because I know the other person.
And they're, you know, they're the perfect twink.
No, me first.
I don't fucking know.
Come on, bro.
What?
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
What?
That's a twonk.
Okay, twonks.
That's what I meant.
That's what I said.
I actually think that I like twonks more than twinks.
Yeah.
Like, not even shit.
I don't even know.
I used to, I didn't, I, twonks and twinks I use interchangeably, but like I like to do.
Like this is a twonk, but like barely.
It's a twink.
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No.
It's a twink that is outdoorsy.
No.
It's a twink that's been outside.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Come on.
Come on.
That's crazy.
All right.
Lock my screen and give my phone back.
Crazy.
Okay, but here's the nervous about you having a lot of people.
This is the thing.
This is the other thing I want to abolish from people's perceptions.
I got a pee.
I fucking like body hair.
Did people say you didn't?
Yes.
People will be like, people in the comments.
You always say this.
The people.
Cutie, you read comments too.
Not anymore.
I don't have time for that.
I'm busy being gay.
I haven't had time ever since I was gay.
Yeah.
What does that feel to be gay?
Well, when I was seven years old, I thought that I was gay because I kind of remember that song.
I did and I kept my room straight.
Yeah.
I miss McLemar.
He's still around.
Oh.
He just wrote like a song about war, I believe.
Yeah, he's like kind of back.
Oh, is he?
Yeah.
Drift shop was amazing.
I can hear Hassan peeing so loudly.
I didn't know how to like, he didn't close the door.
And he farted.
Doors open.
Hassan, did you just rip ass?
He totally farted.
You might be gay.
Eppy Pride.
Oh, put the hat on her.
Put the hat on her.
Oh.
Oh, no.
She doesn't like gay things.
Put on the bucket hat.
Maybe she liked it.
Kaya, here, let me put it on.
Not an ally.
Here, let me, come here.
That is not how you put something on a dog.
Yo, she won't wear the hat.
Yeah.
Hassan didn't bring Kaya to Pride because he really hates it.
So anyways, as I was saying, I wanted people to know that my type is not just so simple.
You're so kind.
I would like the record to show that I did not rip ass.
I did cough, though.
You thought that was all.
Yeah, that was it.
Okay.
Give me your hand.
Oh, my good girl.
Such a good girl.
Nice.
Hassan was making fun of my pet voice.
Do you have a pet voice?
Of course.
Is that an ick?
That's an ick.
Is that an ick?
I don't care.
I don't give a shit.
Wait, cutie.
Let me hear your pet voice.
Ready?
Yeah.
Hi, y'all.
Come here, little girls.
Hi, girl.
Hi, girl.
Are you ready for mine?
It's so weird when he did this earlier.
I was like, I thought there was a different person.
Teach a good girl.
Titica girl.
Kaya won't even come.
Is my pet voice a ig?
Yeah.
Who's more ick, me or mine or no?
I think yours is normal.
Really?
I have a very understanding of other people's pet voices because mine is like super lame.
Yeah, but yours is like a fucking like bomb.
What?
You don't expect siren.
You don't expect it.
No, you don't.
I just, I just melt when I see this beautiful little lady.
These beautiful little lurders.
There's my other pet voice.
We need to go on a trip.
Cutie, are you ready?
Yes.
Yeah, where are we going?
We need to go on a fear and reach out.
We're going to gay town.
Yeah, we need to go.
We're going to gay city.
Yeah, we need to be.
Where they beat you if you don't twerk.
Yeah, we need to do something, cutie.
That's what we Hassan and I were talking as a podcast.
We got to go do something together.
And like as a group, we got to go and have a bonding experience.
Maybe Disneyland.
Oh, am I.
I literally have tickets already.
Cutie, am I going to private?
When is that?
The 18th.
Am I streaming?
Is that Saturday?
Is that my stream?
Is that the stream that we're supposed to be doing?
Is that a Sunday or a Saturday?
What stream?
It's a Wednesday.
Is that the only day they had tickets?
Is that going to be the fucking stream that you have promised for three years now?
Sure.
First ever Disney.
You can't be annoying.
Cutie.
What?
You're not going to be here.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Can we get another day?
Can we can I know it's sold out?
We can scalp him.
I'll find some way.
Wait, Disney has only one gay day, bro.
Sorry.
No, they only have like six.
No, cutie, we're gonna find more tickets.
Where are you?
I'm I'm on the East Coast.
Damn.
He doesn't even want to go to Disney.
No, I do want to go.
It's just, I ah, you went with it, little bro.
You went with it.
You see that?
Marsha's getting coming.
I have it now.
Kaya's coming.
She's going to go to Disney gay.
Can Kaya come?
No, she can't come.
Wait, you're going to go to Disney Gay without me?
Yeah.
We're going to have matching outfits, too.
That'd be crazy if you guys went on a gay adventure with me.
We're going to do that.
Yeah, we don't have it.
I bought the tickets.
The fact that you're not coming makes it even funnier.
How much were the tickets?
We could bring Aiden instead of him.
Yeah.
Brilliant.
They're like, I think like $180 each.
I'll pay you.
I'll pay double for them.
Wait, so they just go empty?
Yes.
I don't know.
That's a lot of money for me.
I am so I would rather hit me with triple.
We're not doing a bidding.
We're doing the fucking stream or else this community, including your fans, will throw a fucking fit.
Cutie.
But we need to.
I'm going to find more tickets.
Okay.
I'm going to send out a in fact.
Here's the deal.
This is a public service announcement to anybody and everybody who has gay tickets to Disney.
Gay tickets.
We need gay tickets to Disney because I am busy on the day that cutie bought tickets.
Let me see the days they even have.
We'll figure it out.
Well, I just don't think I'm looking for gay tickets.
For all you know, you can't go to any of them.
Oh my God.
I'm going to have a mental breakdown.
Were you afraid of the earthquake earlier today?
Was there an earthquake?
I didn't even hear it.
I didn't feel it or hear it.
It's just my booty cheeks clapping.
Sorry, everybody.
It happens.
That's crazy.
The audacity that people had to say that I, after our tier two to tier four episode of the Patreon, where Austin and I solve your problems, I guess, which was a major hit.
Yeah, by the way, yeah, major hit.
Where I graciously showed calf, meat, as much meat as possible, more meat than you've ever seen.
There were people that were baiting me to show more.