Fear and Scarra detail their upcoming trip to North Korea, contrasting Scarra's workaholic streaming habits with Fear's safety paranoia. They recount Scarra's visa rejection in Japan, Fear's sumo injury, and their differing views on improv versus stand-up comedy. The discussion critiques League of Legends' toxic culture regarding pedophiles and gender roles while promoting their new anime podcast, "The Fake Fans Podcast." Ultimately, the episode highlights the absurdity of online gaming communities and the complex balance between professional content creation and genuine personal enjoyment. [Automatically generated summary]
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Austin Off Being Gay00:14:58
Ladies and gentlemen, Austin Show isn't here.
He's off being gay.
Thank God.
Oh my God.
That was bad.
Wow.
Yeah, we're getting into it.
Gloves are off.
So let me welcome everybody to another fantastic episode of Fear and our guest this week is Scara.
Hello, Scara.
Last time Scar was on the podcast, we were living La Vita Loka.
We were living our best lives.
When were you on the podcast?
The Japanese, bro.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Yeah.
What a match.
What are we doing here?
Why aren't we there?
That's what I'm traveling like six times this year.
Yeah.
Take me with you.
Are you going to go to Japan again?
Actually, I don't think so.
What currently the plans are we're going to like?
Don't take me.
Okay, we went to the Philippines already.
Then we're going to Shanghai, Taiwan.
And then we're going to probably South Korea.
And then one other Southeast Asian country, which is North Korea.
That would be an experience.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, offline TV meets Kim Jong-un.
That would go crazy.
That is a collab of a century.
One of us would not make it back.
Like, I'm not going to lie.
And you'll never guess which one.
That's the thumbnail.
Yeah, it's Michael Reeves because he loves the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
They're like, dude, we need your technical expertise.
I need to travel, though.
I need to travel.
I feel like my household is always like, we don't really feel like they were living unless we're traveling.
I'm starting to get that.
Everyone's on the grind in LA, right?
Everyone grinds really hard.
Like, you guys have a podcast.
I fucked up.
I'll tell you, I fucked up because I unplugged from the Matrix and I started enjoying my life again.
And now it's like hard to go back to the streamer lifestyle.
Can I talk about the exact inverse of that?
Because as a brainbroken individual today, I had a podcast.
But you've never enjoyed anything.
That's true.
Outside of streaming, so it's not the same for you.
Yeah, I love streaming.
But I didn't, I did not stream today and I caught myself just like pacing my kitchen island, just like walking in a circle.
Caged animal.
Yeah.
And I was like, what am I doing right now?
And then it hit me.
I'm like, I don't know how to.
Gosh, what is my chat doing without my fire takes?
No, it's not even that.
It's just like, I have to be busy.
I'm not going to.
I'm a workaholic.
I love that.
I know like a lot of people here, I assume, are workaholics, but it's just like...
I'm a workaholic.
I just feel like streaming is like...
Oh, it's so ingrained into me that when I play games off stream, it took me probably six months to stop looking at my second monitor.
Well, even now, I still look at my second monitor.
There's no chat for you.
Because he's cheating.
That's right.
I'll be like, and then there's nothing there.
Yeah.
Because he streams.
I'm literally just like, oh, yeah.
No validation.
Exactly.
How do I know if I'm funny if I don't see people laughing?
This wasn't even about treatment.
Contrary to popular opinion.
It's just about like being busy.
Like, for example, if today I had like back-to-back podcasts, I'd be perfectly fine.
I'd be super comfortable.
Wait, really?
It's just that, like, when I have, yeah, I just always have to, in my mind, like max out on my efficiency.
So, like, I played.
You guys work with him?
He is a freak.
Yeah.
I played basketball in the morning.
I went and shot a podcast.
And then I had like a two-hour, three-hour timeframe in between where I didn't.
He pasted his kitchen.
Yeah.
Like, like Charles Manson in isolation.
Yeah.
I was like, maybe I should do TikToks.
Like, what am I doing?
The last year, I've been trying to not be efficient.
Like, actively trying.
Like some of my days right now are I get up, I do cardio, and then I do like one podcast shoot, and then I'll just not do anything.
I'll like just go in the living room, see what's up, and then maybe go play like my games off stream and feel like a little bit.
Yeah, I know.
But like, I've been streaming for like 13 years, you know?
And so I feel like I have to learn how to enjoy life that's not just different aspects.
So it's like, yeah, you know, I spend a lot of time actively trying to do random other stuff.
Yeah.
And then so it's been, I literally one time I just went down to Anaheim to meet like the number one Tekken player with Lily.
Like we went at 10 p.m.
Pakistani kid?
Yeah, Arslan.
He was here because his visa got rejected from Eco Japan.
So he was in California for a couple days.
Yeah, everyone in Pakistan did.
And Pakistan's like a god regent for that game.
Don't ask me why.
And then so he was there for one night and we went out at 10, 11 p.m.
Just met him.
And it's like, it was really I'm surprised they let him into America.
They have issues with that as well sometimes.
Oh, I think America's like, yeah, Tekken players give weird vibes.
Yeah.
That's it.
The community has been like crazy.
So I come up from the League of Lives community.
I mean, if I mean the community, you can talk to anyone.
Like there's no like, like when I go to a party and like, let's say like it's a group where you guys are there, I'm like intimidated to walk up because you guys all have like people you're talking to.
And I've got like my swag on.
Yeah.
No, seriously.
I'm like, damn, Kitty's over there.
Look at her.
She's fucking swag.
Yeah, swagged out.
Hassan's over there.
And I can't like approach that.
But like there, I just like approach anyone.
And people are coming up to me too, like, hey, man, what do you think about it?
What are you talking about?
I come up to you at parties.
I'm like, oh my God, Scarlet, what's up?
What's happening?
I do the same thing.
It's true.
I don't.
My swag is too late.
Not cutie, because cutie's a cool girl.
That's what it is.
Everybody's having a lot of people.
I wake up in the morning.
She's looking at exits and angles of attack that can happen.
If there was a shooter right now, how would I get out?
Oh my god.
You never know.
Moving last day in her mind.
Usually you know the person.
She's a prisoner of sick thoughts.
That's good.
Well, why is that good?
I want to, like, eventually, like, I feel like if I'm ever sick of living, I just invent a bounty system.
It's only been claimable to my friends and have to do the same thing.
God, that's such a good idea.
Right?
It's like, I've seen those speed runs of people who all my friends are lame.
None of them would have the balls to kill me.
And none of them would do it in a cool way, but like you have to set the, you have to set it high.
Actually, Seer might kill me.
Oh, but he's cool.
Yeah, he's cool.
If you wanted me to and you signed a document that said I wouldn't go to jail and you like really wanted to kill me.
I would never be able to kill you and I would not allow anyone else to kill you.
You watch like criminal.
You're going to have to go through me, buck a bunch of people.
No, there's no way.
I'm taking him out.
Wait, you've been in Austin a lot recently, right?
I have been.
How is that?
It's great.
I mean, I, so we have a game publishing company down there.
I heard.
So I've been playing a lot of unreleased games and I've been digging that, man.
I didn't even know how much creative juice I had outside of streaming until I started making more things.
Does he always just start flexing?
Yeah, it's crazy.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just playing it, man.
No, but I had swag.
It's fair.
No, I listen.
That's that's one thing that I have a lot of creative juice and I like to make things.
No, I think that's awesome.
Like I commonly am like, am I a boring person if I only like to stream?
No, you're not boring.
People are like going out all the time.
I'm just like, I'll literally.
I don't get that.
I will leave my house one day out of 30.
Legit one day out of 30 days.
Thanks for watching.
Bro, that's why you need to go to Japan.
That's why we need to go to the station.
No, that's literally why he's going out.
He was walking around.
He's like, yeah, I just found like ramen shops and I waited like 45 minutes in the water.
What I didn't tell you is the rest of the group of people went to do their own stuff and I wasn't invited that day because they forgot about me.
So I ended up walking around looking for food.
These are Shonen Jump Studio.
Yeah.
I got invited that.
That was fucking insane.
We need to go hang out with Kaho Shibuya again.
Oh, she's great.
My queen.
Yeah, she's incredible.
I miss Japan.
I do too.
Have you guys ever been like Taiwan or Philippines or any of that?
No.
Okay.
I'm not going to lie.
If you go to like probably anywhere in Southeast Asia, they're crazy.
Like, Philippines are the nicest people I've ever met.
Also, the most overwhelming.
Swaggapinos.
Yeah.
It is like, how do I explain it?
It's like, oh, I said it this way.
They love me more than I love myself kind of deal.
And it's like overwhelming.
Like every experience you have with them, with your fans, is like they're super polite and they don't turn against you.
Scar, I'm going to be honest.
Between Cutie and I, that's easy to hit.
I think most people love us more than we love ourselves.
Like total strangers.
Cutie and I don't have much self-love.
I don't think I have any Filipino fans.
Wait, are you serious?
I think I could go to the Philippines and you wouldn't be able to turn my swag on.
You wouldn't be able to move across the street if you took it.
There's no, I'm telling you.
You can't get cutie to go to the Midwest.
That's true.
But you have a legit reason.
And she looked at her cheeks.
Yeah, in Idaho, I get swarmed.
It's crazy.
Yeah, they're like, but I mean, like, you look like everyone's a relative in Idaho.
That's why.
Like, sister, welcome home.
Wait, I hear Idaho has sick potatoes.
Yes, but also they have an outdoor hot potatoes.
Hot springs.
Yes, they have a hot spring thing.
They're really famous for.
Yeah.
Love hot springs.
They also have hot springs.
Japan.
Japan.
The Japanese.
Japan.
Yeah, but you can't get potatoes and hot springs.
You can get potatoes in Japan.
Hey, we got to actually talk about something in the Japans.
Did you see that Mike Parsons, Dallas Cowboy, actually tossed a sumo wrestler out of the ring?
Like a real live sumo, like an active one.
Wait, which makes you think?
You're telling me a goddamn nigga because you're exactly the same size.
I mean, he's a professional football player.
He's probably a lot stronger and more.
You are like Sigma.
Dude, that's sick as hell.
I want to see this.
Also, I was injured when I did that.
So, you know, this is a little different.
That is, oh my God.
So he loses the first round and then takes him the second round.
But like, you know how we were kind of like holding back a little bit because we're like, it's fun.
It's fun.
You can see Micah on this second round.
He goes in, bro.
He hits this like an NFL rep. Oh, you guys did sumo as well.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, the sumo's talking that shit.
He's rocking the baby.
How does that wiener stay in that?
I'm sorry, pause.
I'm going to hit legs.
What was that question?
How does the how does his wiener stay in the diaper?
How does his wiener stay?
How is the wiener staying in his diaper?
I think he's got it strapped up.
What do you think is going on with wieners?
I think your wiener physics is crazy.
Do you think they're just going crazy down there?
Yeah.
They're just going.
Well, she's never seen a flaccid one.
Oh, true.
Well, no, I think I walk around any boys I see.
Scar, you want to believe this?
I go outside hard as rock.
Everybody, I'm like, chill.
Yeah, everyone's crazy.
We know that Ludwig walks around naked and poops naked.
Yeah.
So this only leads me to believe that he shits with a rock hard penis.
That's awesome.
I actually know a little too much about Ludwig.
Because I'll see clips from your podcast all the time.
Yeah.
And I learn about Ludwig that way.
And I'm just like, wow, I learned that he sometimes doesn't flush that much.
And you learned that he shits with a rock hard penis.
Now you know that.
That's true.
I'm slowly getting too much information.
It's crazy, though, because when he sits down, it like pokes him in the eye.
Go back to the start of this rep. Just move it back like 10 seconds.
Don't try to make his penis much larger.
Penis is so big.
Here we go.
Watch this.
See how hard he hits that rep?
He goes in.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, yeah, oh my god, yeah, oh, yeah, oh my god, yeah, bro.
That's incredible child's play.
Yeah, that's the NFL baby.
You could do that, Hassan.
No, no, I tried.
I tried.
Why did you say no so fast?
Because I tried.
I know.
And also, the next week, his body was a bag of broken glass.
I was already fucked up.
This was like, I was, my neck was already tweaked from just being old and brittle and shitty.
So like when I actually did end up sumo wrestling the sumo wrestler, it like really messed me up.
Wait, really?
Like afterwards?
Yeah.
I mean, but it was fine.
It's not the end of the world.
Right now, I'm in, I would say, much better shape than I was back then.
I would love to go for round two.
We got to go to the Japanese.
That's right.
That's what I do.
I just, the way I see it is like, people should be traveling like almost every year, unless you don't want to.
Like over here.
But I think it's.
I travel in my mind.
You're just having a European mindset right now.
You want to believe how dark it is in here?
Okay, let me let me just so I have clarity.
You do not want to travel because you are scared of flights.
I'm afraid of everything.
Oh.
Yeah.
You name it.
I'm afraid of it.
Oh, so like, even if you're surrounded by people who could like potentially protect you from stuff, like, let's say these guys, what if we got you a fucking parachute?
Maybe I'd be down if we got me a parachute.
Like these guys are strong.
Really?
I'm pretty sure.
Pack a shoot.
It's probably illegal because like to have on a flight.
No, they used they used to sell them.
I know.
Wait, where are the concessions?
No, in the fucking Sky magazine.
Really?
I remember at one point for people like you.
Kaya, I'm wearing a skirt.
She went on my coochie.
Oh.
Kaya, not cool.
It has shorts.
You think it's okay to ask about her pussy size, but when she comes in to check?
She said, yo, how big is that?
Yeah.
She's like, stop asking about my pussy.
That's right.
Cutie is.
It was just a surprise.
It's just a surprise.
I was spending the entire time trying to figure out the name of this dog, but I didn't want to ask because I felt like I should know.
So I just, I literally was just like, someone's going to say it at some point.
It's kinda good.
There we go.
Kaya, got it.
Yeah.
But the little lady.
She's lesbian.
She's bisexual.
She does have a boyfriend.
I'm learning so much today.
She does have a boyfriend.
Belgian Melanois.
Oh, she's bisexual.
Yeah.
And just her side piece.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
In my mind, I'm like, cutie would be like a person that I would want to see.
That would be like a goal of mine.
Yes.
Not even hers.
You just described the Fearan podcast.
Listen, I agreed to never talk about this subject again because she doesn't like it.
So I'm not going to comment.
I hate it here, so I will go to Secret Gardens in my mind.
Okay.
That's fine.
Speaking of Taylor Swift, let's talk about, let's talk about something important.
It's on everybody's mind.
Let's talk about the Drake.
Kendrick Lamar Beef.
No, not the New York Jets.
Kendrick Lamar Drake Beef has escalated.
Drake, as of this very moment of this recording, has dropped his diss track to Kendrick Lamar's fourth dish track, I believe.
Never Talk About This Subject00:09:41
The timeline is actually getting confusing because there's a lot of back and forth going on.
But you had some choice words for everybody, Cutie.
So let's start off with your opinion.
Guys, you wouldn't believe it, but they are pretty mad at each other.
They are not happy with one another.
They are not.
Yeah.
So.
So that's not what I was trying to draw out of you.
You were making...
You made actually a very important point that I also had made on the broadcast and you saying it makes it more powerful in my opinion.
That he should have Millie Bobby Brown on his response.
No, that's not.
What?
No, imagine she she comes out and she's like, Yeah, I'm a cinephile.
You're a pedophile.
You don't know about her.
I'm in my diapers.
That'd be sick.
She's now like 20, I think.
You should just go on the diss track.
Yeah, that was what you just released.
Kendrick does watch.
Yeah.
He's appearing.
She was a dog from around the way.
Yeah, you know, that's the fucking theme from the Gumby song.
What's Gumby?
I was about to say the same thing.
Thank God.
The guy.
Big tall edge.
Oh, I know.
So the first song that kicked all this off, you know, where there's that little voice that goes, he was a dog from around the ninety nine.
That's actually the theme from an old claymation cartoon called Gumby.
That's where he sampled it.
Yeah.
It's actually been sampled in hip-hop, like in six different songs, but that's the origin.
Dude, it's crazy.
Nothing tougher than Claymation, bro.
I don't listen to much rap in general, right?
There's Alchemist.
That's the one you're talking about, right?
Metro Boomin.
Or the Metro Boomin one.
But like, whenever I listen to them with people and they're like, oh my God, is that the bed frame sample?
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Some David Banner?
Yeah, like people just...
Head creaking.
People just know.
And I'm like, damn, I'm so out of the loop.
He's a savant.
This is what he does.
No, no.
This is what he does best.
I just have autism.
Oh, like, like.
Well, okay.
I was saying it in a nicer way.
The last time I talked about Kendrick was when I was like fucking like in high school or like not high school, like a little bit going to college.
And I didn't know anything about rap.
I didn't really even listen to Kendrick, but I was playing on a team with Kiwikid.
I told him I don't think Kendrick has good lyrics.
And he's crazy.
He looked at me and he we were about to say he was about to start a fight.
And I didn't know what I was just saying bullshit.
Like I didn't even know because I didn't listen to Kendrick.
But I apparently I said some bad shit.
That was not good.
I was not familiar with that.
I was on that one.
Yeah, he did win at Pulitzer.
Get it, to be fair.
Yeah.
I did not know that at this point.
I was very like just saying random shit to say random stuff, you know?
But yeah, so I but overall, you're don't worry.
You're in good company in the sense that like I like Eminem.
Sorry, I don't know if that was really just Eminem signed Kendrick.
Oh, see?
Yeah.
So very close.
What I mean by that is you're in the family.
You're surrounded by people who don't like also are not that invested except for the drama.
This person is so invested.
No, we like the drama.
I went to, I've been to three Kendrick Lamar concerts.
Wait, really?
You didn't know this?
Yes.
So you're invested investor.
I mean, I've never, I've never really liked Drake, so I'm a little biased, to be honest.
But you like Drake?
No, I'm never like super like, I'm fine with like Drake's fine, but I've never just like, I've never liked it.
I'm all on the same boat.
Like I like, like, I've been to a lot of kid cutty concerts.
I've been in a lot of, but I've never been to a Drake concert.
I've never gone out of my way to go to a Drake concert.
So that's why, that's where I draw my line is if I like someone, I go to their concerts.
If I don't like them, I don't go to their concerts.
That's a good line to draw.
Yeah.
Like, I don't like them enough to like, you know.
Did you guys ever see the, okay, so you know how Red Bull does everything?
Like, they are not like a drink company.
You just do side quests.
Bloom Tog.
Yeah.
So they have a synth orchestra.
Okay.
And Metro Boomen did a full fucking orchestra with them.
And that was like, I think, I don't know if it was in LA, but I looked at, I watched it online.
It's all online.
I'm like, I want to go to one of his shows.
This is fucking sick.
Metro Boomer shows.
Yeah.
It's like everyone's fucking.
It's like, yeah, that does sound cool.
It was so awesome.
I'm just sorry.
That was random side note.
I was like, no, no, keep flexing more about all the cool stuff that you've never been.
I just, I said, dude, I leave the house one day, and that's just to go eat.
That's just to go to Metro Boomin.
It's like here or go eat.
That's pretty much it.
That's the only reason I live in LA because I think the food here is kind of good.
Yeah.
What do you, what's it, what's a good food experience you've had recently that you would like to share with us?
Are you a gatekeeper?
No, I'm not.
It's just like I don't like listing the stuff I go to that, like everyone goes to.
I'm a hipster at heart.
Fair.
Okay.
But like, uh, just the other day, like, two days ago, I went to Sun on because I people were visiting and everyone, everyone loves everyone goes there, and it's just a default place to take them.
This is very disappointing for me because it's like one of my favorite, like, oh, I have friends here, so I have to take their spots.
Yeah, which is why I was I wanted something crazy.
What do you want?
You want Team Masters' best smatch in LA?
Paco Bell.
Um, no, I'm crashing out like the creams.
Okay, you know what?
You know what I want from you?
This is for like personal consumption.
I've yet to have good Japanese curry in Los Angeles, bro.
I don't know, man.
You can go to just like that's a weird one because I don't eat Japanese curry.
I got a for best Japanese kind of is probably Kinjiro.
It's and that's like a place where like they're so old school, you have to email them.
Oh, like two weeks ago, and I'm just like, okay, like it's they're so old school, you got to send a carrier pig.
Yeah, like I kept calling them, and they don't like pick up their phone half.
I respect them.
I'm just like, okay, whatever, man.
But, like, you literally have to email them, and it's just a small place next to Sushi Gen, like the sushi place in Japan.
It's really nice.
I want them to be offended that I don't speak Japanese.
Like, when we go to there's no place like that here, man.
You're not going to get kicked out.
It's not Kyoto, man.
You're not going to kick out.
Just go to Japan.
What are you talking about?
Just go to Japan.
Okay, well, yeah.
I love it when they go to Japan because I get to take PTO.
Oh, and I just sit here every Sunday and I say, oh, I'm going to watch Sex in the City now.
Never seen it, but this is my week.
Oh, my.
Okay.
So the one bad thing about living with people who go to Japan is that they can't shut the fuck up about Japanese.
Oh, it's fine.
I don't listen to them anyway.
We haven't shut the fuck up about going to Japan or being in Japan forever.
Yeah, it's I would say that we've talked about going to Japan before we went too.
We just never really stopped talking.
And then once you go, like, you got a taste and you're like, yeah, it only made it worse.
It's not like you get a hit and then you're like, okay, I'm comfortable now.
It's like, no, now I want it more.
That's my heroin.
Yeah.
I'm about to start boosting car stereos to get back.
And the worst part is the yen just keeps dropping.
You're just like, bro, yeah.
The government, like, me like, can't allow this, right?
But it turns out it's good for their banks for some weird reason.
Yeah.
And so the government can allow this.
It's good for us on Jin, too.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
One day.
One day we will be hot on top.
Wait, you said sex in the city.
I want to ask you: are you guys people who I don't know if I'm the weird one, but have sex in the city?
Never.
I'm saving myself a marriage.
Um, watch old TV comfort shows a lot.
Watch it and re-watch comfort shows, comfort movies.
I found out that I'm the person that never re-watches anything.
And I'm like, very rarely weird.
I live with Jodi and she like re-watches like friends and stuff.
And she's just re-watched sex.
Like, I walked into them watching Sex in the City in the living room, and I'm just like, fuck.
Or like, I remember watching that, watching Gilmore Girls, watching the OC, all of that Vampire Diaries, True Blood, and I don't re-watch any of it.
I 100% am on board with what you're saying.
There's like very few re-watches that I've given only to like the goats, like sopranos, and that's pretty much it.
I would say, other than that, I never, I never ever give anything a re-watch.
I'm like, I already saw.
You feel like, I feel like that's not normal.
Is that normal?
Do you have comfort things you rewatch?
Um, no.
I think, like, every few years, I'll re-watch Gossip Girl because it's just good.
You definitely re-watch it or the office.
The office is always good.
I really don't re-watch much.
And I really, I think it has to do with the way that you watch stuff.
I think a lot of people don't like to actively watch things.
They put it on in the background.
And I think that's when people really like to re-watch because they can kind of fade in and out.
So it's like, it's more of like a comfort blanket than it is an active viewing experience.
And for me, I just love to consume new stuff all the time.
Yeah.
Same, I like it in the background.
I feel like I'm that that's weird because I gave this poll to my stream and everyone called me crazy.
Like, it's weird that you don't know.
I think a lot of people rewatch stuff for sure.
I've seen a lot of like at least you rewatch a couple things.
I think that's normal.
I think not re-watching anything is really weird.
Yeah, I mean, I'll uh, like once every once in a while, I'll throw on Cowboy Bebop and just kind of oh, that too.
That's another one I give her.
I'll watch through a little bit of that.
I'm trying to think of like other things that I really actively have re-watched.
Always sunny is another one that like circles.
That's another movie.
I've never watched.
I'll like remember a moment during the day and I'll be like, oh, I gotta go watch.
I've watched like a quarter of like a couple episodes randomly.
Yeah, I've never watched any either.
I need to start.
It's probably one of the best long-standing comedy shows of all time.
I thought, have you seen The Simpsons?
Yeah, it's significantly better than The Simpsons.
Still going.
I watched my first SpongeBob episode last year.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
I've never watched Sony Blue.
Speedrunning Airport Experiences00:04:00
Wait, what?
Really?
Yes.
They're like short as hell.
Wait, neither of you guys watch.
What the fuck?
I grew up in Turkey and I watched SpongeBob.
I was cool at that age.
I already had my swag.
I was already doing drugs.
What was SpongeBob being?
I was called in Turkey.
That sucks.
He laughed before you finished your first word.
That is so long.
I knew it was going to be so long.
Say it again.
Say it again.
I cannot believe it.
No, but that's it means square pants.
But no, that's a direct translation.
They just still called it SpongeBob.
Oh, really?
Okay, that's based on it.
Suponjibob, Square, Sucuerpants.
SpongeBob, Square Pants.
Yeah, sucuerpants.
What do you guys normally talk about on this podcast?
Mostly you.
We talk shit about you.
Yeah.
That's true.
I watched so many clips that is not true.
Yeah, they just don't clip those out.
Yeah, this is true.
I mean, we usually talk about Austin's airport experience.
That's true.
And who he wants to eat his butthole.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got big shoes to fill.
Yeah, yeah.
Have you had a bad airport experience recently, Scarlet?
I'm like, it's funny because I'm known for being getting owned at airports.
I used to have a phase.
What does that, what does that mean?
Or like, I would just like have airport trouble, you know?
Like, I would just like not get my luggage.
They'd like send it over somewhere else.
I'd like to lose it.
Or like, I couldn't really got bad airport.
Or I'd fly in because I'm the type of guy where it's like, okay, the flight's at six.
When are you guys leaving at the flights at six?
It's domestic.
When are you guys leaving?
The light is taking off at six.
Like, the party is going to be.
Yeah, I'd probably leave at like 4:20.
I think I like my house.
I don't know what time I leave their house.
I know I arrive at the airport by like 5:15.
Wow, you guys.
Yeah, I arrive at the airport at 5.
I cut it close.
I have left the house at like 4:30 before and like arrived at like 5.
Yeah.
Okay, that's normal.
Well, like, like 5:30.
No, that's crazy.
No, you can't do 30 minutes.
No, I'm in.
Okay, I also grew up.
So you don't have bad luck.
You're just negligent.
Oh, you're just.
Okay, listen.
There, there are people that have Caroline is one of those too.
You're an airport thrill seeker.
I don't know what it is.
It's a very specific type of person who would rather have the extra 30 minutes at home doing nothing than go be at the airport.
And you love the thrill of being like, I got to get in line.
I have like 10 minutes to get my bag there.
Oh my God, I made the gate by like two minutes.
You're telling me I should be friends with you.
I'm saying that it's like your version of skydiving.
Yeah, I don't like do you get a little adrenaline buzz out of just making it to a flight?
You know, honestly, yeah.
There you go.
I have I would agree with this, except I've gotten it down to a science.
I time my airport experiences like speedrunning.
Yeah, I like to have a little leisurely experience in the airport.
I like to have a coffee, like sit down.
Ooh, what's this?
Maybe I'm reading a magazine.
I don't know.
17 minutes is my average in LAX from the time that I like step foot inside of LAX.
This person is like, I speedrun my categories at the LX, and he's like, I like to sit down for some coffee.
I like to be very good.
Take in the sights.
I hate the fucking lounges, man.
They suck so bad.
Really?
I don't know why.
I feel like I'm sitting in other people's filth.
What?
I don't know what it is.
Like the airport lounges, I feel like whenever I sit down on those couches, I'm like, I wonder how many ass cheeks have touched this.
Certainly not more than the like the plane seat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, the plane, at least they like give it a scrub before you get on it.
I don't know.
No, you do a little wishful thing.
They do a little bit of a vacuum cleaning and stuff.
But I feel like the lounges are just like, I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
Still dirty.
Yeah, I have to be at the airport for the least amount of time or I'll leave.
I'm kind of like an animal.
You have to just like shove me on.
When's the last time you were at an airport?
How Streamers Learn Humor00:15:06
I want to say like four years.
No, it was like two years ago.
I flew to Chicago for LCS.
Oh.
You went for LCS?
Yeah.
That's the last time you flew for LCS.
It was a good sponsor.
10 days left.
What are you going to finish in league?
There's 10 days left.
Oh, because they're doing their weird shit.
Nine days left.
But when does the new season start?
Hey, Emerald.
You're finishing Emerald?
You play?
Like a lot.
He calls it depression.
Wait, I know that.
You're right.
Or he's right.
But like, I knew she played because I would open up her stream.
I'd just hear her playing league.
And I would just be like, this is so weird.
Yeah.
What do you mean by that?
He would look at me like, you're so bad.
Why are you doing that?
No, no, no.
Legit?
No, because I feel like if you're like a well-adjusted, you don't play league.
Yeah.
Like, no joke.
Exactly.
Look at the only person who doesn't play fucking league in this group.
Bazed.
But I listen, I'm good at league now.
Oh, yeah.
Same.
I got a good attitude about it.
See?
Yeah.
So you're bronze is what you're saying.
You're bad at league.
No, shut the fuck up.
No, I am.
Like, telling you.
Can you not?
I'm not.
This is like Michael Jordan being like, I can't even dunk anymore, man.
It's not.
I promise you, it's just something where it's like, I don't feel like good.
You are telling me that you don't think that if you gave it a week, you could make high diamond masters again.
Oh, I can probably do it.
Hey, I think in terms of like how I feel about skill level, like it's weird because league has been so around for so long that the idea of like ranks is like weird in my head.
Very much like I've been around people who are too elitist about it.
Including myself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To yourself, even.
Yeah.
So the standards are like, it's weird because I put my standards for everything else like here.
Yeah.
But for league, it's like here.
But that's because like I used to play.
League's in a good place.
I've been playing for about 10 years and I'm in Braun.
But are you enjoying?
Yeah.
And that's no one.
I'm like one of the best Jinxes out there.
Yeah, basically.
In the Bronx category.
No, in the world.
I'm not going to lie.
If you can play games and still enjoy it and it's like doesn't like, because a lot of people grind league and it's like, they do it to pass timing.
It kills them.
I love it.
But if you love league, like I want that.
Like that's something that like I can't do anymore playing league in long periods.
I have to play in like game by game segments.
You know what I get off on?
Yeah.
As soon as someone on the other team gets an all chat, that's when I activate.
Like I can, I can feel my gamesmanship.
Like I go from a decent league player to like super saiyan as soon as someone's like question mark and I get like Jordan.
Like I take umbrage to that.
Damn.
And I use that.
Question mark is literally against you as a person.
Yes.
And then I really will start typing like crazy.
I'm the opposite because I can't move on the game and type and call them slurs, obviously, at the same time.
So it really, I get wait, you can't?
I feel really, I think that's why I'm not.
You know what my secret is?
Right as the game starts, type a slur, control V or control C, and then just control V the slur.
It's actually crazy because like League of Legends has taught a lot of people how to type a slur in the fastest amount of time.
Right.
Right.
Yeah, my words per minute definitely went.
Right as the Nexus explodes, if they don't talk at all, the most amount of shit happens in that like four seconds that you could type and the like in-game screen starts loading in.
It is crazy.
You know what's the best is when you're really getting it in into it with someone and then in the after screen, you're still getting into it.
And then you send them a friend request after they leave.
So you can be like, bitch, I'm not done with you, pussy.
That is trying to rinse you.
No, like that's, I'm the watcher.
I'm like over here people watching that.
I'm like, shit, man, these guys are really into it.
Hell yeah.
I'm vibing out.
Do you ever rage?
No.
You don't rage at all at this point.
I feel like I'm league is like a relaxing game for me.
That's wonderful.
I think for me, it's like, I don't, I'm not invested enough competitively in any game.
And I've never been the person to be upset.
I don't get mad at any game, period.
And you're just fucking cracked at it.
That makes me so mad.
I'm upset.
I don't feel more invested.
Like, I lost so much of my competitive drive by trying to be like enjoying other parts of my life.
I physically have to remove myself from online competitive games because I'm very bad and I also get very invested.
It's so no, but like I understand and I appreciate those people.
I play with Toast and literally he'll yell at everyone on my team, including me.
That's wild.
When we, when we play, and I, you can tell he's like, he wants to be invested, but he's also a person who's not that as good as like the people he's yelling at.
Yeah, which is so damn good.
Have you heard that toast?
Okay, he's not going to see it.
Put it on TikTok.
What do you mean he's not going to see this?
No one watches our film.
Now you're dissing us too with the stick the toast.
It's so funny because him and Yvonne will yell at each other non-stop.
And like I told him, I'm like, dude, you're probably only right like 40% of the time.
That's so funny.
And then he'll just take that as like, oh, so you mean she's wrong 60% of the time or some shit like that.
And like for him, it's like a...
What role does Toast play?
Jungle.
He's a jungler?
Yeah.
Well, I get that because junglers, we develop a healthy hatred for every other language.
No, it's true.
Because if anything goes wrong, you get blamed.
That is true.
But I like, for me, I like jungling because it's.
You don't have to see yes.
It's great.
No, you can like bump music and just vibe.
And it's like you're like in a fucking prison asylum, but like you, and you can hear all the other members.
They're in rooms next to you.
But like you're just vibe.
Like you have fucking the music lasting.
Yeah.
Okay.
You're fucking chilling.
And then everyone else is just yelling at the top of their lungs.
Get me the fuck out.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
It's great.
I like it.
FF15.
Yeah.
Go next.
You know, I don't forfeit either.
I don't either.
I don't believe in it.
I only forfeit if like it, it's like all four members forfeit.
I don't want to be the guy that jails people unless I really think we can win.
But for the most part, I like almost never forfeit.
There's nothing more satisfying than coming back from an on-win.
Yeah.
Battling it out.
That's like orgasmic.
Yeah.
This is the most league I've seen.
Yeah, no, I have real sex.
It is.
It does not.
I get laid.
I don't talk about it enough.
Actually, I've been so there's this Netflix comedy festival that's in town right now.
And so, yeah, I've gone to shows nearly every single night.
I'm going into another one tonight.
Thanks for the invoice.
Yeah, Netflix is a joke.
Thanks for the invite, Kitty.
We would hate to participate.
You are swag.
We would hate to participate in friendship activities such as that one.
I would hate it.
Do you want to see Trevor Noah next Saturday?
Who's that?
I will be flying out.
Okay.
Where are you flying to?
New York.
Do you want to see Trevor Noah next?
I don't like stand-up.
Okay.
What?
I actually do like stand-up, even though I don't like Trevor Noah.
I'm in my post-stand-up era.
Oh, interesting.
What do you mean, your post-stand-up era?
I'm in my post-stand-up era.
Huh?
You had a lot of stand-up comedy is kind of dog shit right now.
No, I wouldn't say that.
I'm not going to throw shade it.
I just like, I just indulged too much.
I consumed too much of it.
Yeah, I mean, it is interesting.
I've been to a lot of shows so far, and the best one, surprisingly, was Daniel Tosh, which you think wouldn't.
Yeah, because he hasn't done a special in so long, but his show is, it was pretty good.
Allie Wong, I saw her.
I saw her at like a random show.
You guys forget, I used to work at Laugh Factory.
Like, I used to tape those recordings.
So there was like a solid year.
The problem was.
I was watching four hours of stand-up.
Everything is cyclical.
Like everything's cyclical.
Like Allie Wong's is good, and I think she's filming a special from it.
However, it's the same note that a lot of female comedians hit is just like, my vagina.
And it's like, ah, man.
Yeah.
So you just get such a good job.
You're delivering sick, though.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
I've always been on the fence about this.
Talk about Ali Wong's vagina right now.
Yeah.
What about her vagina?
Defender pussy.
Defender pussy.
It is the best.
I'm an ally.
It's the best pussy pussy I've seen, I've heard in a while.
No, it was, she was, she was good, but it was just like, you can't, I feel like a lot of comedians, they find this note and then they play on it.
Here's what you have to read.
And I'm like, come on, switch it up.
Stand-ups are doing a lot of the same material night after night after night.
And what you come to realize is like a lot of material that they do is meant to appeal to a brand new person.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
And it's not meant to appeal to someone like me that's sitting there being like, right, dissecting it and also writing my own material and being like, ooh, I wouldn't do this.
I wouldn't do that.
So a lot of really successful comedians have taken that act on the road and they need it to hit in Ohio the same way that they have it hit in California.
And it's, it's like actually kind of more rare to see comedians doing like experimental material.
And if you want that kind of stuff, go to like belly room on like an off night.
Well, that was the cool thing about Tosh since he's not filming a special or anything.
He was like clearly testing out jokes.
He's just going through a notebook.
It was pretty sick.
I'm telling you, that's usually like the best stuff is when a comedian is fully off book.
And some of the worst.
Yeah, but I definitely prefer that to a very polished act that.
Okay, wait, Keithie, brows something that I'm really interested in your opinion.
So I am of the opinion that everyone at some point should take stand-up if you're a streamer.
It will help you.
Do you mean stand-up or do you mean improv?
Sorry, improv.
And at some point, I feel like stand-up would also be helpful.
Yeah, but I am terrified of the stage.
So I think improv is like the best you're going to get.
I am a huge improv guy.
I love improv.
Yes.
And I think part of the reason I prefer improv to stand-up is stand-up always felt like to me that like you're kind of appealing to an audience to like you.
You haven't come to one of my shows?
I've never had too much like self-love and I didn't really ever care for like, here's all my issues, but I love kind of like the anonymity of hiding behind a character in improv.
I love jumping on and like flashing into these like weird, grotesque people that I have in my mind.
And that was always why improv was so appealing to me and stand up.
Like I did, I did quite a bit of stand-up, but I never, I never loved it the way I loved improv.
I'm the opposite.
I don't like improv.
I don't like, I don't like have, I don't like pretending I have to care about something as weird as it is.
Like in when you're in improv and they're, you know, you have to be a doting.
Girlfriend or doting wife, or you have to be the crazy, or you have to be just.
You just have to be something.
And I'm not good at it.
I'm really not good at convincing to be something.
No, that's not it, I'm just not.
I think the way that, like when it clicked for me is when I started looking at improv like a game.
Yeah, that's like a lot of really good improv.
Uh, comedians will view it as like almost like volleyball, where it's like bump set spike, where I'm like setting up other person's joke and like you can see in really good improv, like the light click when they see something that like four moves down the road they know is going to be a great bit, or some really great affectation in the other person's character, and they're like how do I feed this monster to get the biggest reaction?
And that's like that's why I always have a gun.
I'm just making an improv joke.
I was gonna say, like Texas, a nerdy, a nerdy, improv dude, we can go, we can go back to text.
You're not yeah, supposed to.
You're not supposed to have a gun.
No, that's a big no-no wait, you can't have a gun in improv.
No, like they tell you not, they tell you not to, they tell you never to suggest that you have a gun, because then it's like it kills the scene, it kills everything.
Then it's like everything turns into a Mexican standoff.
Oh, I can understand.
So Groundlings, the school I went to has a lot of like very arbitrary, strange rules that they have for very specific reasons and those rules have kind of permeated through.
That is crazy that like the rules are like okay, and we can't use a scene with three toasters, it's like well yeah, what happened with that?
Well, that dude, i'll tell you something like one of them is no violence to animals.
They're like, never do a scene where you're like violent to an animal because that will immediately like no audience gets on board with you kicking a dog, even imaginary.
Oh, makes sense yeah yeah, that.
Uh, no guns in the scene.
I'm trying to remember some others.
There are other strange ones like that.
Oh yeah okay, i'm learning a lot today.
All right, now you've taken an improv class again.
Uh, I did, I do UCB, I think.
I think a lot of times I used to really be on to like take an improv class and now i'm just learning humor, like in a weird way.
I feel like this is how, like streamers learn humor, where it's just like they think about like their jokes that they made, if it's good or bad, and yeah, and then like they surround themselves with people who are funny.
Yeah, that's what you do, you watch and consume funny, and then you're funnier, like genuinely.
This week i've been funnier.
I just because well, it's just, it's just well, it's just because I literally every single night, I go to a show and I come home and I write my own shit.
So i've been back in my you're that's crazy like I don't ever write anything down but i'll just think about like hey, you know that that was pretty funny or something like that, or like I'll, I don't know, I'll be on my chronically online mode and scroll through like three hours of TikTok and I'd be like, oh, that was pretty funny.
I like that, you know?
Yeah.
But I think that that's how a lot of people do it.
I remember talking to some people and like, it's weirdly interesting how they do humor.
I remember John Nasayoshi is someone who doesn't look like he would do that, but he does a lot of serious study for everything.
Like he's a person who like used to study how the Vons laughed to make a scene funnier.
Like he's like a very Von laughed?
Yeah, like he's a very technical person.
That's funny.
Like, yeah, when he learns anything, he like he does all the research about it before jumping in.
He's really, it's not what you'd expect, but he's crazy at it.
I think everybody has the ability to be funny.
I think a lot of the problem with like being funny is the, is the anxiety around that performance element because everybody's been funny at some point in their life, right?
Like you understand, at least on a primal level, like breaking down the incongruities of life or creating misdirection to surprise.
Like I feel like some people are a lot better at it.
I think for me, it's like a lot of times I'm like, one hit wonder.
Like, ah, that was funny.
Studying Laughs to Make Scenes Funnier00:09:45
Oh my God.
You know something I thought about?
Tell us.
Sorry, this is a derail, but it just came to me because I was trying to get Slime to come to one of these shows with me and he kept being like, no, I don't like that person.
No, I don't like that person.
Slime is someone that is like an arbiter of funny to me in a way.
Like he's very, he's almost made himself the arbiter the same way people would show me a cake and I'd be like, oh, you could fix this.
People do that with funny stuff because he's very good at being funny.
But so I was trying to get him to go to a freaking show with me, can't get him to go.
And then, and so then, of course, I say, do you want to go to this?
He says, no.
I said, do you want to go to this?
He says, no.
I said, I want to go to this.
He says, no.
So I say, do you want to kill yourself?
And then he says, no.
But then I just thought, I was thinking right now, what if he killed himself?
What if he said yes?
No, no, he said no, but he still kills himself.
Could I go to jail because they find those texts where he told him to kill himself?
No.
You know that one girl who told her boyfriend to kill himself?
And then she would say, Did you say no?
Cute Cinderella.
That specific instance wasn't just one off-passing comment.
Go kill yourself.
It was a systematic abuse over months.
What if I told someone to leave?
I killed him.
And then they killed themselves.
No.
They probably.
What if that's happened?
Yeah.
That definitely happened.
Oh my God.
I could go to jail.
It's not their fault.
They're playing league.
That is so true.
It's so funny because people are, a lot of people nowadays play a lot of valo and they come to me and they're like, do you valo players are so unhinged?
I'm like, shut the fuck up.
Yeah, you'd be like, I don't know.
I grew up with league.
You have voice chat, you soft beast.
No, it's like, you guys are like well, like off.
Like the people are like somewhat charismatic, like somewhat good looking.
And I come from a league, league, like a situation where like fucking half the top winners are out of it as pedophiles.
Like on the daily.
That's just the norm.
There's no, there's no Asian baby girls playing fucking league.
Okay.
It's just like.
Yeah.
There's no, there's no E-dating in league.
I feel like I'm telling you the same thing.
There is.
For sure.
I don't even want to know about that shit.
They all know that.
I'm going to spoil you a thing or two.
It's just, it's just like, you got that joke.
That was sexist and mean, Will.
Oh, women can play in any lane.
I've wanted to play you before.
My dream is always to play.
Well, I feel like it matches your personality in game.
You're very relaxed.
You know, you just want to play.
You call me beta?
You don't think I'm a sigma like a song?
You told me that you play league in a very relaxed way.
That's crazy in this podcast.
You called him a sigma and I'm a beta.
I'm a beta.
Don't worry.
I'm a beta male.
Really?
You're a sigma male.
What am I?
You're definitely a chat.
You're Omega.
You're Omega female.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I just made it up.
I hated it.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, Ms. Okay.
It's fine because I can say whatever.
I can say whatever I want on this episode because there's not going to be a thousand TikToks of it because Austin's not here.
True.
Is he your TikTok bait?
He's our TikTok editor.
He, oh, he literally talked about that.
He literally lifeline to social capital.
Yeah, he stopped streaming.
So this is the only time he appears on camera.
So he literally will like design conversations around like farming TikTok.
No way.
Start a sentence with a TikTok hook.
Okay.
That sounds like, did you see the Kendrick and Drake beef?
And then that's crazy.
We're living in his world.
Like this podcast is just his operation to farm.
He always gets upset when we do podcasts without him because then he can't have TikToks.
And he'll also tell our TikTok editor not to upload certain TikToks because he wants to upload them.
What?
Yeah.
Wait, you guys are like literally three Muppets and he's like controlling you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't realize.
We're probably the fact that you called us Muppets and not puppets.
Yeah, but I'm going to be Mrs. Piggy.
Yeah, yeah, but Muppets are cute.
What Muppet would I be?
Stupid ass.
You'd be Fozzie and I would be Animal.
You could be Kermit.
No, I'd be Fozzie.
Can you be?
Fozzie's the bear.
I'm not a part of this, you know?
I'm Snuffleophagus.
I'm technically Austin Show right now.
If Austin Show was a Muppet, he'd be Fozzie.
And then Animal.
Honestly, pull up Animal.
He's the drummer.
Austin might be Miss Piggy.
I know Animal, I think.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I know Animal.
That's me for sure.
Yeah, that does make sense.
Yeah, that's you.
And then pull up Snuffleophagus.
I don't know how to pronounce that or spell that.
Neither does March.
Don't worry.
He can't.
Yeah, that scar right there, baby.
That's cute.
That is cute.
I decided Austin's Miss Piggy.
I thought you were Miss Piggy.
No, I'm a Kermit.
I can be Kermit.
Yeah, I'm Kermit.
Kermit's the most recognizable.
It's the face of the.
You're the face.
Thanks.
I needed that.
Cutie Cindrilla is the face of Fearn.
True.
Okay, so recently I did that thing.
Okay.
That did that thing that spawned from Cute Center where she's like, name 100 women.
Yes.
I didn't do that, but it toasted.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Name 100 Asians.
Name 100.
Just copy my shit.
Name 100 Asians.
And I did that.
I approve of him.
And I was just like, could you name 100 Asians?
I don't think.
Okay.
If I couldn't use League of Legends Pros or K-pop, I would say no.
But K-pop, I use like eight.
And League of Legends Pros, I use like 20.
Yeah.
Jesus.
But, but, like, that's the problem.
Like, I don't even know modern Asians.
Like, I don't.
Okay.
Who's new Asians?
I don't know.
I'll put it this way.
Who are you naming?
Genghis Khan?
I should have.
I named, okay.
The first four was like Chae Wong, and then it was Bruce Lee.
Nice.
And then it was.
Bro, your second one was already like a quarter white.
That's crazy.
No, you're thinking of Brandon.
Okay.
I saw Bruce.
No, Bruce Lee.
Bruce is American.
No, Bruce Lee is American.
Yeah.
I found that out after watching Warrior, the HBO show.
He told me he was an Asian American.
I'm like, yeah, wow, that's crazy.
That's why they wouldn't let him actually, they wouldn't teach him kung fu early on originally when he was in China because he was like, this is for Chinese people, white boy.
Okay, so after him, Jackie Chan and then Lucy Liu, I named zero actors or actresses.
Oh, wow.
Chinese.
Zero.
I think I forgot Sime Liu.
I forgot his name.
I thought Jet Lee was the name of the role he played and not his actual name.
So I was like, yo, he played Jet Lee.
Like, what was his name?
And no Aquafina?
No.
I forgot everything.
I forgot everyone.
So like, I'm not, I kind of do.
So how many do you do?
Challenges, though, that it does have the effect of like you immediately panic.
No, like, that's why I never did the 100 women one because I didn't want people to know I don't know like 20 women.
You live with like 20 women.
That's true.
Okay, what are you talking about?
50 women.
It would be hard.
That's fair.
I'm not kidding.
I don't know, man.
I'm just not good with names, too.
Yeah, that challenge was just mutually assured destruction for everybody.
Yeah.
I had fun.
I do a lot of things where everyone else suffers and I have fun.
But I love things like that.
Do you?
I love them.
Then why didn't you do it?
Well, you know what?
Fair.
I didn't love myself at that time.
True.
So that's why.
Oh.
I have to be in a good mindset to do something like that.
Just tear myself down.
I didn't do it because I hate women.
I mean, respect.
Yeah.
You just started a new podcast.
Yes.
I started one that's more focused about manga and anime, mainly manga.
Hell yeah.
Because me and Peter are literally like, no joke, manga fiends.
Like we will read two, three hours every day.
Bro, I've been reading, I've been reading solo leveling and kaiju number eight.
Oh.
Based.
Interesting.
Good stuff.
Kaiju number eight is one of the best anime like translations I've seen.
It's very good.
Whereas the manga, I feel like it's worse, which is interesting.
Very interesting.
Yeah.
What's kaiju number eight?
Is that like Godzilla shit?
Nah, it's about a guy who cleans up dead kaiju and then becomes one.
It's real good.
It's very, like, premise is very, very interesting.
But I started this podcast and ever since I started it.
What's it called?
The fake fans podcast.
Okay.
We wanted to be a frog cast and then we looked online.
There was a frog cast already.
300 plus episodes.
Robert F. Kennedy.
And I'm just like, like, I'm not going to ask them to change it.
That's fucked up.
Yeah.
So I was like, fucking, we'll just do fake fans.
But ever since I started to do this week by week, I, you know, I was so scared because I feel like I'm not at like the peak of my career.
And starting something new is always really scary.
Yeah, it's stressful.
So like I started something new.
The first week, it had like a couple thousand views.
And I was like, I'm fucked.
I'm washed.
This video is over.
I can't even pay for the people editing the shorts for my video with the stuff.
I'm like, bro, bankrupt.
It's fucked.
And now it's doing like, okay, like pretty well.
And I'm like, oh, thank God I still, I still got some stuff.
You know, you got to do this more.
You got to go to other people's podcasts.
You got to pick yourself out.
No, I mean, you got to go to like, what's oh my God.
Trashes.
Yeah, trash taste.
Well, I mean, I think there's someone that I would ask at the very.
If you carried me to masters, you'd probably get more viewers.
Oh, I had this thing with streaming.
I have this thing with streaming where I hate doing things that are good for me actively.
And I don't know.
Because it's like...
You and QT have that in common.
No, no.
So like, here's a good example.
Like, I will kill my stream repeatedly playing like a game that literally like just annihilates my viewership or doing things eternal return.
What the fuck is that?
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Exactly.
So it would be that or like Path of Exile.
What is it?
What kind of game?
Path of Exiles based.
Yeah, but it's like a, it's a, it's like League of Legends, Battle Royale, and you have to craft.
It's like speedrunning.
Speedrunning League of Legends.
You have to run to boxes, get metal, craft your stuff, and you make all your items that way.
That sounds fun.
And it is so incredibly hard.
I was a top 100 player in that game.
And then, but the difference between me must be nice.
No, no, no.
The difference.
I've spent so long playing that game and it like tanked everything.
And then at one point, I was a Genshin streamer.
For one month, I streamed 200 hours of Genshin.
And so like, I will just do things.
Who's your favorite cutie?
I played Cinderella.
Oh, fuck.
Y'all remember the name of your waifu?
Bro, he made a name Asians, bro.
Stop.
It's Beto.
And the funniest thing is the voice actress of Beto, Allegra Clark, does all of my favorite characters.
Can you pull Beto?
I want to see.
I want to see if you're a man with refined taste.
Oh, I am.
Yeah, Beto, Genshin.
I am.
You're going to see her.
You're going to be like, damn, respect.
We'll see.
Bro, please don't Zenla Zone is actually fun as hell.
I played it.
It's so fun.
B-E-I-D-O-U.
Oh, wow.
I would have never gone there.
I E. Dude, the funniest thing is we have someone, Jason, who spells the names of manga from Japanese, and it is impossible.
Like, he's just typing stuff, and I'm like, I'm so sorry, man.
You can't, this is your iconic figure.
She's pretty good.
She's all right.
At least she's not Ollie.
I love a woman with an eye patch.
Yeah, same.
I'm easy.
I'm like, really easy.
Yeah, super basic, really easy.
Eye patch, I'm in, baby.
But you know what?
I actually unironically love that it like worries me a little bit.
What?
The bunny chick from My Hero Academia.
Base.
It's that eyes, man.
It's that thighs.
Billy Lee Bridge.
Holy shit.
I did not think you're going to say that.
I didn't.
I didn't even.
I don't even like to say that because everybody's going to be like, Will's a furry, but it's not the furry.
It's like that's what I'm saying.
A, she's tan, and B, the thighs go absolutely whack up.
Oh, dude, what the fuck?
That, I mean, she's not even like a bunny, bro.
That's oh, god damn.
She's got a muscle mom.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
That's like, okay, bro.
Come on.
That's like, yeah.
Your podcast hosts are very horny all the time.
They're very, they're much more like into anime and manga than I thought.
Like, I didn't realize I'm deep.
This is like, I'm coming.
I just finished watching Blue Lock.
You're actually.
Did you finish Blue Lock?
Blue Lock?
I did not expect to like it.
And I was like, oh, this fucking ripped.
I was so mad like five episodes in because I feel like it undermines everything about team sports.
It's supposed to.
Yeah, I hate that.
And you know who loves it?
It's like all the fucking all the Valo kids love it.
Like Tenz was like the one who recommended it.
Oh, can I make a prediction?
I think in the end, what will happen is the playing for yourself mentality will lead to that team replacing the Japanese national team and they will work as a team because they all have their self-interest.
Oh, I still, it just like pisses me off that like, oh, in order to be a striker, you have to.
That's right.
That's where I think it's going.
So, so do you know anything about Blue Lock?
I saw Bluey, yeah.
Okay, so great.
That's exactly what it's like.
It's about, except for a little bit different.
It's like Japanese, all the Japanese strikers are too much.
No Australian accent.
No.
The Japanese are too soft to be a strike.
Yeah, that's the whole base of it.
They bring 100 strikers into a, what looks like a 300.
A 300 into a Pentagon building.
And then it's a battle royale.
And then only the one with the biggest ego can remain.
Yeah.
And the entire show is essentially like fuck teamwork.
Yeah.
And it's like, it's like, I'm going to eat you and I'm going to eat you.
It's like, guys, just.
It's also, let's be honest.
I wish also here.
It's also super homo erotic.
Yeah.
It's gay.
It's fucked up.
BL stands for.
Yeah, it's literally BL.
What's BL?
Boy love.
Yeah, there's all characters she's interested.
One character takes his dick out a bunch.
Just for no reason.
The one guy who's really good at juggling the ball.
In the name of Boy Love.
You know what I've been watching that I actually went against my early rule of never doing with some exceptions?
Blue Eye Samurai.
Oh, so good.
Blue Eye Samurai is so fucking good.
I watched first episode once and I was like, oh, CGI.
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I don't really want to.
I don't really want to watch it.
What is this?
When I watch this one, Blue Eye Samurai.
Yes.
Yeah.
The girl.
Yeah.
It's a Netflix.
It's a Netflix anime.
It's CGI.
It's everything that you wouldn't want to watch.
Wait, did you watch it?
No, I'm just saying, why the fuck am I?
Are you guys?
You guys are an anime podcast.
Yeah.
You just literally, I didn't realize.
We got that from Trash Tank.
You guys talk more about, or like, you guys know more about anime week than like Trap States doesn't talk about anime sometimes.
Listen, I don't know.
No, Trash Day's most animated episode was the episode that I was on.
They said it.
Oh, yeah.
It's not the most about anime.
I've watched that episode.
He and I are closet nerds.
I mean, not anymore, but we're yeah, there's nothing closet about him being weeb.
Okay, dude.
You buy fucking 10 different Nico Robbins statues, and all of a sudden you're a fucking weeb.
Oh my gosh.
I'm sorry.
Miss All Sunday is one of the sexiest characters ever created.
Okay, it's not my fault.
I love that you say stuff and I slowly turn and look at Kitty and her face is just like yeah.
I'm mouth breathing today because I have allergies.
Having terrible allergies.
Anyway, we're going to talk about this more on the Patreon episode and Will is going to show his butthole to everybody.
Wow.
He said he would promise.
Patreon.com slash fear and but before we go scar where can people find you?
I'm Scar on everything.
Okay, let me say this.
So this is the first time I got messaged by someone through my agency to come here.
And I was like, okay, that's kind of weird that like Will wouldn't message me himself about it.
But why did you say Will?
Well, I mean, I just feel like, you know, yeah.
Who's the.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Who had you on the pod last time?
Oh, my.
Sorry, I didn't know this was to be a thing that you're mad about.
Who had you on the podcast?
It's not a big deal.
Like, straight up.
I wasn't.
Like, say his name.
He just likes you better.
Yeah.
I've literally talked to Cutie about stuff recently.
It's not a big deal.
Like, maybe Cutie could have done it.
I would.
Maybe.
I'm the one who asked you to be on the pod last time.
Play some leaks, bitch.
That's crazy.
Anyways.
So it was really interesting for to be like invited here like that.
And I'm like, okay, you know, I'm here to just chill.
RPR person.
They didn't tell me that they were even thinking about having you on until like we were leaving last week.
They're like, Scar's on next week.
I was like, what?
Dude, they told me, bring two to three things, like physical things to promote.
And I'm just like, what?
Or bring two to three things to promote, period.
Nice.
And I was like, what?
You only promoted one.
Promote something right now.
Promote something right now.
You can find this guy is Will Neff on Twitch.
And here's Kitty Cinderella.
She does a baking thing.
That's a good plug.
Brother was on it recently.
It's fucking awesome.
I was on this as guest judge.
Really cool.
She's going to find me back this season, but it's not a big deal.
I don't really care.
What about me?
Say something about me.
That's all the time we have this screen.
Thank you behind the paywall, everybody.
Thanks for joining us.
Oh, you're finally taking me to stream at Disney.
This is I can't do anything.
You're finally going to take me to Disney?
Wait, wait, wait.
When he said you're finally taking me to stream at Disney, it sounds like you're his mom.
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Yeah.
And he needs to be.
No, she is.
She is my mom.
And she has been...
She has taken thousands of people at this point.
Disney before me.
It is her fault.
You have to stream at this.
This is a...
This is...
This isn't stream, but it's going to be Pride Night.
No, it is literally her fault.
It's for the gays.
It's not even a joke.
I'm not even kidding.
This is like a three-year project.
I'm getting us all matching outfits.
We're on the third year of cutie not taking you.
Yeah, we're going to all wear pride outfits for pride night.
And they're going to be matching tops and shorts and button-ups.
That is one awesome of you.
Dress them too?
You are their mom.
What the fuck?
Not all the time.
Just only when I put them in plays and plays and podcasts.
And sometimes photo shoots.
Sometimes.
They have to throw costumes on.
I'm aware of your game.
I should not realize that.
Yeah, it's as good as Kendrick's.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
I mean, I'll see.
I feel like we didn't talk about that beef enough.