HasanAbi, LazarBeam, and Boy Boy conclude their Melbourne series by debating Sydney's cultural dominance against a $10,000 alcohol bill at Dulan. They contrast Australian gambling addiction with American gun culture, criticize X and Instagram for poor moderation, and discuss the "SA" subculture. The conversation shifts to brand naming like Hungry Jacks, controversial views on autism desegregation, and racial entitlement, ultimately highlighting their shared humanity despite differing political biases before directing listeners to Patreon for further opinions. [Automatically generated summary]
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Melbourne Protests and Tequila00:14:34
Now we stop.
Okay.
Okay.
How do you fucking do this thing like that?
Cool, I feel that.
Is that good?
It has to be good.
Production chef, director Jean Favreau, camera cannon, date, scene dinner, take 12.
Why does this have this race?
We help direct chef.
So it's from the movie.
You did not help direct.
I don't fucking know.
There's a story behind it, but Max would be able to tell it better.
How's it going?
We're back on another banger episode of Fear and Podcast.
And today we have some esteemed guests with me.
We are here in Australia.
That's right.
We're in Australia, Melbourne.
It's the last day of the trip.
And we have some phenomenal guests.
We got Chad, aka everything for views?
No?
I don't.
What would you?
Anything for views.
We got Chad, aka anything for views.
Not everything for views.
Well, anything, everything.
Laser Beam.
G'day.
And also, boy boy, Alexa.
Hi.
That's right.
You're my co-host, kind of.
That's the way we're doing it.
Now, the podcast is very chill, very casual.
We're just going to have a normal conversation.
We're going to shoot the shit.
And I want to get started immediately by, of course.
And this is the first ever world premiere.
We're going to fucking neck a VB long now.
Yeah, I can't.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Ah, 8.30 in the fucking morning.
Yeah.
Do you mean neck is in the sense of skulling that shit?
Yeah, we're sculling him, man.
I can't do that.
Fuck no.
Yeah.
At least it's warm, so it's easy to go.
Oh, is that?
You got it.
We're good I want one Yeah.
All right.
All right, come on.
Come grab it.
I'm going to put a little bit throughout this experience.
Well, I got 10.
So I got more.
So just before we begin.
I'm sober.
Before we begin, the first night you got here, I was like, let's drink.
You're like, I shouldn't, you know, I used to be an alcoholic and, you know, I just want to take it easy.
And then ever since we had drinks one night, I don't think you've stopped.
It's called a river.
I did.
I did.
I had to stop.
You've definitely been corrupted here.
Yeah, no, this is.
We had to do it because this is proper bloke shit.
And I'm a proper bloke.
I got my fucking kid on.
I'm like a true blue Ozzy.
This is racist.
Like, I don't know.
I'm starting to see some culture appropriate ones.
Yeah.
Well, all right.
Cheers, boys.
Yeah.
Cheers.
All right.
You sculpt for us.
We're just doing cold ones without match.
I have never, I've never had one of these, and I'm actually very excited to have one, like a true blue Ozzy.
Say that after your first sip.
I think it's nice.
Oh, he gone.
He gone.
We're going to sit here and get a little bit more.
I feel like we should have sung him down, but he's just...
He kind of just went for it.
Really?
He's a fucking.
Yeah.
I mean, you got not much to go off with your American beers, but all right.
Yeah, I'm more of a Tewy's guy myself, so this is a little fucked up, but.
Wait, so I don't get it.
This is actually very good.
I didn't give it a bad rap.
I think it's delicious.
I think it...
I don't know.
Maybe because my abusive father drank it so much that the smell just kind of reminds me of him when he finished the day at the job site.
We could expand on that.
We could.
We're going to go down that rabbit hole.
Didn't we have a conversation about how beating kids is good?
Well, we did.
Yeah, we haven't shared that with them.
I mean, when I say beating, I forgot I'm on your podcast.
No, you can say that.
Yeah, but like, are they going to pick me apart?
All right.
What's everyone's most controversial opinion?
Go.
Yeah.
No, that's actually true.
Okay.
Like, slow down, bro.
Oh, my God.
He has become an alcoholic.
Yo, he also missed two streams where he's been hanging out with us.
Yeah, it was true.
He's spiraling.
I read on Twitter that he's spiraling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was really funny because, like, I was like talking to my Discord about how cringe and annoying they are about constantly only wanting to do politics.
And I was like, you guys need to stop.
Like, we're Normie repellent.
Like, we're like, no normie wants to, you know, partake in our activities because we're always talking about politics and we're like getting hostile towards others who don't want to do that.
And they didn't clip that part of the Discord.
I got clip chimped in Discord.
I don't even know how the fuck that happens.
But like, simple rule.
Just don't type in Discord.
Yeah, it's true.
Let it rain free.
Definitely a good idea.
But then I was like responding to someone who said something and I was like, I'm going to kill myself.
Which is like a normal thing.
Like, of course, everybody says that.
But they didn't post that I was replying to someone.
So like the way that they, the way that they showed the messages made it seem like I'm like, oh, my view count is falling.
I'm going to kill myself.
I'm so sad.
And people from my like normal friends that I have that have Twitter that don't know anything about Twitch were like reaching out.
Like I got I got a text message from fucking Mike Melee.
Really?
He's like, is everything all right?
Oh.
Yeah.
And I'm like, and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm fucking drinking.
I'm not like streaming that day.
No one drinks that ever.
I mean, for me, it's like, I normally am working all the time.
So for me, I'm like, I'm unwinding.
I'm having a great time.
Oh, we unwinded.
Yeah.
Should we get into it?
I don't know.
Oh, I mean, we went to a nice dinner at the Dulan.
It's a beautiful restaurant.
It's like one of the best restaurants in Melbourne.
It overlooks the city.
What did you order, Chad?
I didn't fucking do shit.
He brought out tequila.
I don't want to talk about the price.
No, no, we're going to talk about we got to.
Well, I mean, it just feels like really unrelatable.
All right.
So yeah, you know how the restaurants buy like a bottle of like $500 tequila and then they charge $100 a shot.
It's one of those restaurants.
And the trick is just enjoy the food.
Don't buy the expensive shots.
But when you're drunk and he goes tequila, you don't ask him what tequila he's pouring until you see the bill.
Yeah, so the food bill was $3,600.
Wait, there was a bill?
I didn't see that.
What happened?
What?
Who?
What?
I showed it to you, literally.
No, yeah.
Oh, I get.
I fuck, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sleepy.
The food was $3,600.
The alcohol.
That's pretty good for high-class food for like $10,000.
$16,000 fucking dollars.
Australian dollars.
Which is like monopoly money.
$10 American dollars.
It'd be about like $12 or $13 U.S.
We have a tradition here in Melbourne.
It's on Australian Television.
Actually, it started with you when you moved here.
It's a game called OG Sun.
It's just a game where you click little heads, and then when the big head pops up, you lose.
And that's how we settle the bills.
What happened?
You fucking lost it.
I fucking lost it.
It's bullshit.
Yeah.
I mean, look, to be fair, I said I would pay as well.
You were like, no, you're the guy.
He wouldn't let you.
I did the math.
And he wanted me to use that.
I wanted you to play.
I did the math.
Obviously, there's chances you click different heads and stuff like that with more players, whatever.
But the actual number of turns, you would have lost if it went the exact same fucking way.
I love that you had the, you were, you were just like hung over the next day driving for five hours, thinking about that in your head while you were doing the math.
I was pissed off, man.
I just, I told it clear, the bill got high because we did drink that for two hours after.
And once again, I think I ended up paying another three and a half grand.
So yeah, but you can give me like the other nine at any point if you want.
No, I'm good.
I'm good for that stuff.
No, good.
You got Fortnite referral code.
Yeah, if everyone here, I'm sure lots of Fortnite fans watching.
Use code laser, L-A-Z-A-R.
And then it's all good.
Yeah, you have a tattoo on your body.
I do.
I do.
Yeah, but the boys have been really hospitable.
Is that the right term?
Yeah, depends what you're trying to say.
Yeah, they were.
I mean, we've had a great time so far.
I want to get the conversation started by bringing up something very important for the American audience.
Apparently, there's a rivalry, a little bit of a rivalry between these two cities, Sydney and Melbourne.
Melbourne is or was the richest city in Australia during the California Gold Rush period.
They also had their own.
Whereas Sydney was always the most populous, even though now Melbourne is becoming more popular.
I just hate to see that.
Yeah, there's actually a loophole to that.
They just extended the length of the city.
So that's how we overtook Sydney.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, thank God.
Yes.
So you guys are still breeding up there.
So for me, personally, I had no dog in this fight, right?
I'd be surprised if you did.
I came in here.
I fucking, I witnessed what Sydney had to offer, and I was like, it's pretty good.
It's chill.
Then I came to Melbourne and I was like, well, you know, Australia's kind of boring.
Like, there's not too much going on.
But the fucking food has been so goddamn good everywhere we went that I think Melbourne's a little bit on top now.
It's not fair though.
It's fun.
No.
You can't trust this guy.
He doesn't live here.
Yeah, he moved here because it is the better city, but he won't accept.
I moved here because I got friends here and I was lonely in Sydney.
But New South Wales was born and bred through and through.
Melbourne sucks.
But it's also like all that.
You can't trust him because all the cool stuff about Sydney, he's terrified of for some reason.
Like we went to Claveli, you swim in there, there's like beautiful fish.
It's like an aquarium and a beach.
It is like cool.
Yeah.
And this guy's just like terrified of the fish.
They're scary and they should be afraid of me and they're swimming up at me.
That's because everyone in Australia is so friendly.
Even the fish are friendly.
They come up and they have a little nibble.
I will say this: Australia across the board, hottest people.
I don't know how the fuck it happened.
You know, every time we have someone here, they always go, fuck the women here.
Hot, eh?
He is specifically.
Not even the women.
The men are sexy, too.
Thank you.
Thank you fucking guys.
That's very nice.
No, it's just like, not even just like hot, but like also cool.
Like we got out of Claveli and there's this fucking super fat dude who's like showering his body.
And I was just in awe of this beautiful man.
He had a smiley face tattoo as a tramp stamp in his lower back.
He's wearing budgie smugglers.
What a unit.
He had a fucking, the fattest mullet of all time, wearing the wicked shades.
You know what I'm talking about?
The speed dealer sunnies.
Yeah, the crazy speed dealer sunnies in the shower.
While he's like showering himself, he has the sunnies on still.
And just having a fucking grand old time was like, that guy fucks.
He was definitely smashed.
Like 1 p.m.
Yeah.
He's having a great time.
It's an Easter long week.
As well as that very long week.
We have holidays here.
So we have, this is actually like a five-day holiday Easter.
It's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, which is why no one here is working.
Except for us.
Which is crazy.
The real hardworking holidays.
The real hard workers, mate.
Harder and thirst.
That's what they say.
So that is another thing I want to talk about as well.
Like Australia, big Christian culture.
I was shocked to find out.
No, it's not a Christian culture.
You guys don't have to work.
It's a holiday culture.
You guys have civil wars over other things.
If they took away a holiday past, there would be a war.
I fucking love that, though.
I love that.
I love that there's like a lot of the workforce is overall very much better compensated than the average construction workers like anywhere else.
And also on top of that, like it is unconditional.
You work on the holiday, you're getting double overtime, especially on Sundays.
Double and a half.
Yeah, double overtime on top of the one and a half.
And if you work past, is it 10 or 11?
It's three and a half times.
That is so sick.
We had a prime minister.
I forgot who it was.
And I forgot what the event was.
And he was just like, if your boss tries to make you go to work tomorrow, they're on Australian.
He just kind of like declared it out of nowhere.
Who was it?
I write that.
Bob Hawk?
Tony?
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
Maybe not Tony Ebbitt.
No, he loved one.
He would have been down the beach sharing next to the guy with the mullet.
Yeah, just my clothes on.
Sexy.
Yeah, so the people are hot.
The food is amazing in this country.
Like, actually, surprising.
That's why I want to go to Voodoo, just because out of everything, they have really, it's very expensive, but it's like, it's nice.
It's like a once-in-a-lifetime.
And also, they have like 10.
It's once in a lifetime, isn't it?
Bro.
I mean, it's not my fault that so many people come and visit, and we have to take them there.
I've been there so many times now.
I've never paid a bill, so.
Damn.
It's probably the richest place I've ever been.
Fuck this guy.
They've got such crazy stuff up there.
They've got like 10 different sunsets.
Every single five minutes, I'll just like, oh, there's another sunset.
It's a whole floor of like the top of the building.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I love that it was the tallest building in Melbourne.
So they added an extra stair.
Yeah, they wanted to add an extra level just to be the tallest.
I know that that was like that or they extended it, but there was one above where we're sitting.
Yeah, I mean, we also like took you to like the best places and stuff, I suppose.
That's true.
That is true.
Oh, yeah.
Glaze yourself up more.
Yeah, go ahead.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to share exactly where we go and stuff.
The worst part about drinking when people come here, though, is even though if you're here for five days, it's technically two because it's like one day drinking, one day hangout.
I mean, I'm not a pussy.
I can keep going.
In fact, I drank yesterday.
This is my fourth day in a row drinking.
That is insane.
I had to take these off specifically because I could not do the sleep debt and also the drinking because I was just not sleeping enough and I had to wake up at six in the morning to stream.
So I just couldn't do both at the same time and I just gave up.
And I was like, fuck it.
I'm on vacation.
I just changed to a different time.
Was that not what you can't really, I can't really do that.
All these fans are sleepy.
Yeah.
Well, they're like adults.
Like my community, except for all the people that we saw today, when we were doing Irish remote, they were all college.
But you guys did the protests.
I went to the Palestine protest.
Fuck you're brave.
Dude, why?
Because, bro, it's a shitstorm down there on the streets.
Yeah, people were getting arrested.
I mean, I thought it'd be cool if we got arrested maybe as well, but you know, it didn't happen.
I did a protest once and never again I got hit by a beanbag.
Really?
That was during the Black Lives Matter thing.
Because they made it like a thing.
They were like, you were on the other side.
They made it like a thing.
They're like, you can protest Black Lives Matter, but you can't protest lockdown.
But they kind of merge together.
So like, who the fuck do we shoot?
So after that, and also it's a lot of walking and I'm fat.
I did like 8K steps and I was like, never again.
That's another thing.
Cities.
Very walkable.
It's fucking sick.
Yeah, because they lock down every fucking street.
Anyone that needs to go to work on that day, if they protest on the side of it, I just know in general, the city is very walkable.
In comparison to like LA, you can't walk at all over there.
Yeah, you can't.
They'll kill you.
You will die if you're going to walk into LA street because the sidewalk will end randomly and you're like, the fuck am I supposed to do it?
And then you take another turn.
Oh, this is Skid Row.
It's also just like, even when you are walking, you're stepping in human shit.
Yeah.
Someone played a game with that.
I think it was Eddie Burbank to play like a game with Ted Niverson.
They're like, they were in LA and they're like, who can find the most shit?
Oh, that was me.
Oh, was that?
That was me and I.
I was a piece of shit.
It was dude.
You can find the most shits in one day.
Dude, it took like two minutes and we were maxed out on shit.
We had like we were sniffing them to like check if they were shit or not.
Like there's a limit to how much you can do.
I made that up.
He's not joking.
He's not joking.
Casino Money and Strip Clubs00:07:49
I believe that he did that.
It was fucking gross.
You have a poo thing.
I swear to God.
I feel like I can just look at it and go, that's pretty big for a dog shit.
Oh, there are some weird shits in LA.
I don't know the people who are eating there, but there are like souffle looking shits.
There are a decent amount of homeless people in Melbourne, though.
I felt at home.
When I see homeless people, I'm like, oh, this is just like, you know, this is just like LA.
I don't miss it that much.
But they're not homeless.
They have houses.
They have housing.
They are homeless people, but if you see a homeless person, they might be in the housing commission as well.
Oh, so they're just chilling in the street, but they're making it.
Yeah, because they don't get that much money.
And especially you're in there, you've obviously in there for something wrong.
It could be alcoholic mental disability is usually a big thing.
So you usually see them on the street, like trying to get some change because they blew their money on alcohol and stuff like that.
So the best thing to do is pokey's as well.
So the best thing to do is buy them a meal.
I don't know.
We're in LA.
You try to buy them a meal.
Like, nah, you got money?
I'm like, I can buy you food.
Like, nope.
Here, they're like, Macca's, please.
Just get me Macas.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
So.
Yeah.
Food is amazing.
Holy shit.
Thank you.
And honestly, the strip club was pretty awesome, too.
I'll just, you know, we went.
What do you mean?
No, I thought that was a church.
Holy fuck.
Actually, the strip club was built in an old cathedral.
Yeah, we went to a strip club.
It was Easter.
I thought we were in the city.
On Easter, of course.
In a repurposed cathedral.
That's what he just would have won.
That's how you know.
That's how you know none of that stuff is real.
You would have been struck down immediately.
That was great.
We were having a good time around the stage, throwing some money off some girls, had a couple dances.
You did.
Yeah.
He left.
I was ashamed of all the sin I was seeing.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
That's why we walk in.
And this is.
And he just shows up with a roll of just so much fake money.
I wasn't there with my girlfriend, just full transparent.
Yeah, he wasn't with his girlfriend.
It's like a family affair, you know?
Yeah, but when we rock up to, they go, Lannon, you guys with him?
Yeah, come on through.
No, no, ID checks, not that.
What was that?
Man, I don't know how much I can expand on this topic.
No, you literally, you did.
You walked up and they were like, they were dabbing you up and shit.
Me and my girlfriend walk up.
You know, we're friends.
That's just a fortnight.
That's what it was.
That has happened.
I have showed up at a strip club before and the guy's like, laser beam, come right through, sir.
I've never been there before in my life.
Maybe go.
100%.
No, you know, it's just like there's not that many places that stay open till 6 a.m.
And that happens to be one of them.
So if you're wanting to have a later night, it's that or the casino and one's cheaper.
Well, we went to both.
Yeah, we went there.
So after that, once we were doing at the strip club, we made our way to the casino, the crown, which is like literally one-to-one Las Vegas.
Like, I cannot explain how Las Vegas this was.
I felt like I was no longer in Australia.
It was crazy.
Yeah, because there's no windows.
There's no clocks.
There's no windows.
The lights are bright.
Down to the fucking rug.
You know the weird rug patterns?
There's like a psychology behind it.
It could not be true.
I got off TikTok, but they said they make it look ugly so you're not looking at the floor.
So you look old.
Especially when you're drunk.
You don't look at a squiggly carpet.
Yeah.
It's great.
It works because we sat down.
Chad immediately was like, give us on $1,000.
And so I got $1,000 and Australian dollars.
And we sat down and we started gambling.
And honestly, I don't know how the fuck this happened, but I ended up making, I was up.
Like, we'll get a run in the first half.
And then for like, we got that deal until the last like 30 minutes there.
It was like the best luck ever.
And we all just like, we looked at our clocks and we're like, yeah, it's 3 a.m.
I gave 500 back.
And then the last 500, I was like, I'm just going to, you know, finish this.
You're trying to leave.
Yeah, I was trying to, it was late.
So we were trying to leave.
And I was like, you know what?
I'm just going to go.
I'm just going to go all in.
And then from that moment on, I just kept going all in.
And it just kept piling up.
I swear that's when you start winning, though, is when you're trying to leave.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can probably see it on the cameras.
And then you're like, oh, I keep going.
I'm winning.
I think that way as well.
I feel like there's a grander scheme there.
I always think that there's like a bigger plot, even though it's random.
We were smarter.
We were.
And we just needed one person to say I'm leaving.
And thankfully someone did and we all left.
And then on the way out, I put 50 bucks on our numbers and it hit too.
Yeah.
He put 50 bucks on a corner with 21 and it hit 21.
And then he picked up another like couple hundred dollars.
It was crazy.
Extra grand.
It was extra grand.
That's not usually how it goes for you, though.
Usually it's like, oh, can I borrow a thousand?
You take the thousand chip, you put it on something.
Oh, I lost a thousand.
It was very impressive.
I thought it was the sickest.
I thought it was the sickest thing.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, I was like, damn, this guy's so cool.
He's just like, that's why I really fight.
You know, it doesn't always work that way.
Yeah, you, you got.
Kids at home, you shouldn't gamble.
It's not all winnings.
Gambling is awesome, and you should always do it at a crypto casino.
You know what?
I was thinking about it.
That's the worst place to do it because it doesn't look like real money.
Like, the chips are one thing you can kind of like, oh, 100 shoulder chip, that's 100 bucks.
Crypto, 0.0001 Bitcoin.
You're like, how much is that?
I'm sure that's on purpose, too.
It is.
It is.
It's fucked.
Also, to get more money at the casino, we have like a cash withdrawal limit on our cards.
It's like two grand.
To get any more money, you get someone to bring it, or it's like a mission of transferring.
So at that point, you can't be fucked.
But like online casinos, like credit card or like crypto transfer, and you're it.
Isn't it you like you?
You normally.
Here is a fun story for you guys.
I'm sure you'll appreciate this.
I took XQC to his like first real casino experience with my host in Vegas.
So your why is retarded.
Yeah, I'm the reason why.
Yeah.
I mean, he was already like 75% of the way there.
But I took him with my host to a casino in Vegas during TwitchCon.
It's not my fault.
It's Twitch's fault, honestly.
Yeah, what?
What are you doing?
I thought he would be paid by the casinos.
And he took a line out because that's how we do it in Vegas.
He's a line.
Like Coke?
No, you got a different line.
You can bet with that.
No, no, no.
A money line.
Like, you go, because if you're working with like 50 grand or whatever, like, it's, you can't really get it from your bank.
So you just, like, get it as a loan from the casino instead.
But if you don't pay him back, well, then they fucking break your kneecaps, like, probably, I assume.
Which, by the way, he actually wasn't because he's like fucking, he's stupid.
And he didn't for like the longest time, not because he didn't have the money, obviously, but because like he's XUC.
And like, I remember my host calling me like in a panic in the most panic way.
He's like, dude, he's going to pay it back, right?
Like, what's going on?
But this was like years ago.
But yeah, that was, I remember like, you know, that was his first foray into like serious casinos.
He started it all, huh?
Well, I mean, he had already, he had already gone.
He'd already done his like fair share.
I think this was before Kickstuff, though, for sure.
Which is crazy because the next time, next TwitchCon, I went back and that fucking host didn't even show me the light of day.
He didn't even look in my direction.
Probably because XUC never paid him.
No, no, because he's like too busy with XUC.
Oh, right.
I gave him whales.
Like, I linked him up with some of the fattest fucking whales in Vegas.
And so he's like too busy serving them non-stop that he didn't even serve me.
It's fucking bullshit.
Betrayal.
Lack of loyalty.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
He's walking.
Rule of thumb.
Just don't take people to the casino.
Go yourself alone.
Yeah.
Late at night.
Don't tell anyone.
I've got cash left.
Yeah, I know.
I can't.
Like, dude, the fucking money is just like burning in my wallet right now.
I tried to go to like in Chinatown.
Pub Culture and Gambling Addiction00:16:10
There's like designer clothes or whatever.
I was like, I have this money.
Like, I might as well get some cool.
You know what I mean?
It's also cheaper here to buy a designer if you're into that gay stuff.
Yeah, I'm so into it.
Very gay.
That adds up all the kissing you've done to me lately.
Yeah, that too.
But I went in and like the guy I found, this is the thing I do.
Like when I, this is what I did in Japan too.
Like I find like the fattest Asian dude I can because like I know if it fits him, like it's going to fit me too.
Because it's like, you know, kindred spirits type shit.
And like the dude was like, he just looked at me.
He's like, everything's a medium.
So I couldn't even buy anything.
I'm so sad you guys didn't go to Chadson's shop in the center while you're here.
Yeah.
What did you say?
The largest?
It's the largest shopping mall in the southern hemisphere.
That's probably just like your average shopping mall in America somewhere.
No, it's massive.
I haven't been there.
It's massive.
I've never been there.
We did a whole day there walking.
We couldn't visit half of it.
I just, I, I mean, that is a very American thing, though, to go to like a shopping center that's the largest shopping center.
This is so American.
Like the Mall of Americas.
Yeah.
You know?
Sounds tiring.
It is.
Yeah.
They give you like the worst place.
Yeah.
And then you don't really end up buying anything.
Really just walked around all day and looked in windows.
But you got the food court there, so a lot of walking in Australia.
I like it, though.
I'm a fan.
I dig Australia.
That means you got to come back more often.
It's so much better than England.
It's like not even funny, which you love, weirdly enough.
I mean, I like England, but I like here more, so I'm full.
I'm fine with that.
He just likes England because his butt buddies over there.
100%.
Who's your butt buddy?
The sidemen, I guess.
Like all of them.
All of them.
Vickstar's my main boy, but there's a lot of sidemen.
Yeah.
How do you take them all at once?
That's crazy.
Yeah, no, I mean, I do content over there.
I mean, it's fine.
It's a bit rainy, bit clean.
You're here all day tomorrow, though, right?
No, I'm leaving in the morning.
All right, so we go to your flat.
As in, like, we go all the way through the night.
Yeah.
No, I got work tomorrow.
It's Easter Monday, bro.
Jesus Rose.
YouTubers don't get days off.
No, that's right.
That's true.
It's the hardest job in the world.
Which I actually fully agree with, but hardest job in the fucking world, baby.
I agree to it to an extent.
I used to do manual labor, and so I think I can speak for everyone whoever has to use their body for work and say it's the hardest job in the world.
Yeah.
There's a difference.
The thing, the difference is, I mean, I agree, disagree, working a job sucks, and I'd never do it again.
Well, I mean, I feel like it's a joke.
Do you know what?
Yeah, we're not being sick.
Do you know what I fucking kind of miss?
Do you know when you've like finished a hard day and you're kicking your boots off and you're just done?
Yeah, being able to switch off.
But with YouTube and streaming, you just can't do that.
But I get paid money a lot.
So I think that's like if you put it in a vacuum, the fact that you can switch off is great.
But yeah, obviously, all the benefits that come with doing YouTube outside of that.
Yeah, obviously we're not.
We make you fucking sick.
I think it's evidenced by the fact that we are not doing our old jobs.
100%.
Which I want to talk about a little bit because every single person here, which is kind of unique to like normal influencer circles, every single person here has had a real job.
Like we all had adult jobs as far as I understand.
I worked in sales, which was fucking awful.
Oh my God, the amount of dick sucking I had to do.
Just like take people that I don't like out to dinner and then just like wine.
Well, that's what you're doing here.
Yeah, I thought we'd say that.
That's what we do.
All of a sudden, Australia is dope and everyone's here every week.
And I can't even fucking rest my liver.
You know, the night after the strip call at a funeral, then a wedding.
I know.
That's your fault.
Who the fucking would you have to?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't fucking think they were going to die.
Like, listen, you told.
I want to talk about that in a second, but let's talk about what your past jobs are.
Chad, what did you do in the past?
Oh, I've done a shit ton of job.
I worked at a warehouse factory.
I worked as a dishy, which is like you clean dishes in like a restaurant.
I was a painter.
I was a door-to-door salesman, like knocking.
That was the worst job I had because it was for the Red Cross Foundation.
I didn't know this at the time.
95 or some stupid amount of money that you make from those door knocking, that goes to paying for all the staff and everyone.
5% of it goes to charity.
Yeah.
And these CEOs are like driving their Ferraris and shit like that.
Aren't most charities like a scam?
Once you actually analyze them?
Yeah.
A lot of those charities are like...
This is another business.
But I was really good at the job.
And it was my first month on the job.
And I'd gotten double the sales of anyone else.
And they offered me another position, which paid double the amount of money.
And then I asked, how much goes to charity?
Can you break it down to me?
And they're like, well, it's like a subscription-based thing.
You go to their house and go, oh, can you?
And they usually get people that sign up for like 12 bucks a month and they just forget about it.
They don't care.
It's like a gym membership.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And that's how they make so much money because that amount gets high.
It's like Twitch subs.
You know, people just forget to cancel it.
Yeah.
And they broke down.
They broke down like, well, usually the first subscription goes to the charity, but everything after that goes to funding all of this.
I'm like, I don't feel right about this anymore.
And I hate walking.
I quit.
So it was mostly the walking.
Yeah.
It was the walking.
What about you?
Oh, what did I do?
I left school at 15 in three months.
Recommend that, by the way.
Hell yeah, brother.
I did a bit of...
I'm not sure if you're nursing these, by the way.
I'm on my second one.
You have a fucking problem.
You have a problem.
You literally might have a problem.
I was sober until this time.
I thought you were joking.
Like, yeah, I'm going to have a bush to drink.
I don't have a problem.
I have a solution.
It's all about your perspective.
You're going to go back to America and you're going to not like a minute.
Hassan, why aren't you streaming us often?
He's just sitting there in his wall of his jersey, just like being in the middle of the day.
Yeah.
Being a proper car.
IRL rehab.
Man, what did I do?
Yeah, left school at 15, three months.
Dad was like, you suck at this school thing.
Just come to work with me.
So he ran a job site.
So I did the gardening for it before I was old enough to do proper work.
Then I tried to be a plumber, tried to be a carpenter, hated those things.
So for like five years, I was a tradie.
So you went through the apprenticeship for both?
No, no, no.
I just kind of, so I had a relative that was a plumber and a relative that was both of my uncles that was a carpenter.
So just for a little bit, I worked under him at different times and just like helped him doing general shit.
And I had zero.
Like you realize, like, I didn't realize I was a semi-intelligent person until I found something I was passionate about in life and understood that I could actually learn things because I sucked at school.
And my first five years before YouTube, I was doing trady work.
So I didn't really have much passion for it though.
So I thought I was just fucking shit at it.
I thought I had like, I was just a fucking moron.
So, but then, you know, once I found YouTube thing, oh, I actually do retain knowledge.
I can learn things.
I can be semi-intelligent.
So I was doing all these things and I fucking hated it all.
I was lazy.
Like, I'd do the job and like, you know, physically exhausting, but I wasn't retaining anything.
I wasn't learning anything.
I wasn't really good at it.
I was okay at concreting for a bit, which is what I did for like a couple years towards the end.
So mostly just general all over the place.
Like, a trady bouncer.
Yeah.
Well, I was just like, I'd what you like call a shit kicker or something.
You know, I was just doing all sorts of different things, but never got an official trade.
And you were just fucking blow all of the money you made at the job site at night.
Yeah, pretty much.
So first year, I was getting 300 bucks a week.
And then once I got to about 17, I got up to 500 bucks a week.
And I'd go drive all the way home, which is five hours, go straight to the pub and play the pokies, lose it all, repeat the next week.
That's a really bad cycle here.
I had someone like break before me the other day, like an old school friend I came in contact with.
He's like, can you give me a job?
And I was like, I don't know.
What do you want to do?
He's like, I just need to get out of this town because there's nothing to do.
All I do is work, go home, walk across the road to the pub lot on the pokies.
It's wild that like every...
For those of you at home that don't know, in Australia, gambling is a massive problem.
Highest per capita in the world.
Yeah.
We love it.
Yeah, it is really bad.
And the odds are worse too.
I don't understand.
Yeah, yeah.
The Pokémon machines at pubs and stuff like that, it's like 40, 60.
It's like really low.
Holy shit.
But it's not even about the winning or the losing.
It's about the anticipation, as you know.
Flashing the lights.
I lack them.
Yeah.
They don't actually understand how those machines work.
Like, I can't read what's happening.
No, I still have no idea.
I just know that like...
Oh, so tonight I'll really teach you.
You're going to combine the sense with like the lines and players.
Yeah, the lines and then the bottom.
Things look good.
You get like five dimes in a row.
You're like, fuck yeah, I hit it.
All I know is I'm chasing a feature, brother.
I see that feature pop up.
I'm happy.
Dude, I don't know.
I still don't know in America.
Like, I've played the machines, like the slot machines before at like Vegas casinos and shit.
Like, I don't get it.
No, they suck.
It was just like we'd sit there and, you know, I didn't have anything really going on in life.
So you're kind of like a little soulless and had like, you know, the place is the pub.
Yeah.
So, like, we'd, it was like, it was like a night, it was like a pub that also had a nightclub downstairs called the Beachcomb Hotel.
Shout out.
Um, so you just like the first half of the night, you're sitting up in the pub part.
Are there girls there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like a proper little nightclub, but I was like 18 and focused on that 50 bucks into 500, brother.
So, yeah, you're just like sitting there with your boys, you're catching up.
Because I worked in a place called Dubbo, which is five hours from where I actually lived.
So, I'd drive home on the Friday.
I'd sit there with my mates.
We'd just be catching up, sitting there, just laughing and you know, playing the pokey situation.
Uh, and obviously, it's just like it takes you nowhere in life, it sucks, but it was just what you did.
It was the social environment, it was part of the culture.
Um, I'm happy now to not have a gambling problem, so thanks, guys.
What about you?
You always want to go crazy.
You had some freak jobs.
Yeah, I was a carnie for quite a while, which is like funny.
Yeah, it was, but it's like it's it's it's more shit kicker because it's like a laboring job, but you have no skills, yeah.
Like, there's no, you're not learning anything, it's just like pushing giant mounds of rubber around.
Do you at least get paid well?
No, it was like it was well, it was like 20 bucks an hour.
So, you're the guy building those like uh like carnival rides, yeah, yeah, and the jumping paths.
That makes me not want to ever get it.
No, I knew I was right not to trust you guys, but it was um, it was kind of nice.
There were bits of it that were like zen for like, I mean, if you, if you're an idiot, which I was, but it's just like you set it up at 4 a.m. in the morning, you go to the warehouse, you get all the stuff, you set up the thing at wherever it is, and then because it's like kids running around, you have to kind of stand there and keep an eye on them.
So, 12 hours a day.
They made you guys do this, yeah, yeah.
So, we build it and we also stand there.
So bad, yeah.
And then there's a loophole here, you don't need a child health and safety like no, no, you just need a cari.
You gotta read Carney.
Oh, no, we don't trust our daycares.
The Carni, though, no, he's a good guy, he's a good guy, but yeah, you just you stand there literally for like 12 hours a day after you've set it up, and I you feel like a treat, like literally, you're standing there and you feel the sun go like this, and it disappears behind you, and it's time to go home.
And like, 12 hours go past.
It's like, I feel like a Buddhist sounds kind of lit.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't mind that.
Let's start a carnival as long as you can drink your job.
No, well, I mean, there were people doing ice on the job, but like no, no, no, I don't know.
Are they also the ones supervising the kids?
Of course, dude, to be fair, you're probably so much better at supervising kids on meth.
Like, are you kidding me?
I'm fucking.
Yeah, no, personally, I'd love a meth addict like watching my kids.
Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, so far, like, roll that back, no, bro, no, for real.
He's like so tapped in, he's locked in, dude.
He's like, He knows, he knows the structural bounds.
Just all over Sydney.
We actually, we covered New South Wales, so we went all the way down to like Walgret.
Yeah, right.
Because, like, every single, like, everywhere outside, I mean, I guess Sydney as well, but everywhere outside of Sydney does have like such a massive, I'm even thinking back to like my job sites and the amount of like subcontractors that come in that are on ice.
Yeah, they're actually on like meth, like as they're.
Is there like a big meth problem in Australia?
Yeah, we're big consumers.
So, we have a really bad meth problem here because, A, cocaine's expensive because we live so far away from like all the places it's produced.
Yeah, B, alcohol is expensive.
So, what's the next best thing?
Yeah, thanks so much for buying us these VBs, by the way.
I can't believe it.
I literally can't drink another thing.
I thought he was just going to bring us men.
Really?
Yeah, can we drink grog?
Yeah, let's grab some grog.
Can you go to the fridge?
If this was that out there, we scraped five grogs out.
I really like this, by the way.
He's like shockingly good.
As far as beer goes, no, I'll drink.
I'll finish this and then I'll keep it.
Yeah, there was a town that was like pretty close to Dubbo in Wellington.
Grafton was a bitch.
I've been there before.
That I believe at the time was the meth capital of Australia.
Yeah, no, we had the world record for a little while.
Yeah.
World record.
Hell yeah, man.
Fucking champs.
Those numbers up.
Well, it was actually, not to make it sad only, it was a really bad thing in my hometown because it was the same thing.
It was like people just repeat jobs.
And I grew up in a town that was rich before the tourism died there.
It's Ellie Beach.
Why did tourism though?
Great Barrier Reef died, basically.
It's like, it's so, it's so shit now.
Oh, thank you a real fucking hell.
Hell yeah, man.
I'll take a lemonade.
What do we got?
What kind of flavors do we have?
Give me the blue one.
I want the blue one.
Blue one?
No, blue one.
Not the great one.
Look, I love my country, but.
Is it bad if I keep drinking VBs?
No, you're up.
This is shochu, vodka, and soda.
This is your drink.
Yeah, it's not available in America until the end of the year, maybe.
We don't know.
Don't take my word.
And as of today, 30% equity holder.
Oh, wow.
He's not shaking your hand.
I don't think you are.
$10 million.
Damn.
You missed out.
Pay me the bill.
That's like 10% of the company.
Thanks, man.
We had a really bad problem in my hometown because alcohol was very expensive.
There was no jobs.
It was like people that were living in their parents' houses that they bought or working for their parents.
Alcohol was too expensive.
So everyone just started doing meth.
So when I left my hometown.
Solution, make alcohol cheaper.
Exactly.
That's what I'm fucking with.
Meth more expensive.
Both of them.
And like, we just had like suicides, like three or four a year, just all people I went to school with.
Not people like knew very well.
So it didn't cut me bad, but like it was just like real bad.
And then it didn't upset me, but it's because it's like a small town, it upsets everyone there.
So I was glad I wasn't there for it because I would have been fucking miserable.
But then I tell other people that story and they're just like, yeah, like same thing for me.
Like my small hometown, like everyone just fucking got on the meth and then they had like depressed people and suicide shit.
A lot of small towns, not a lot to do, not a lot of money.
And it just seeps through the communities very quickly.
It seems like a great idea to make sure that those guys are definitely gambling all the time.
Oh, yeah.
Pokey machines.
You know how good you get at gambling when you're fucking on there?
Oh my gosh.
You're slapping like 100 slaps.
That makes you good at gambling.
More gambling to be better than that.
I don't know.
It's so funny.
I always seem to win on meth.
Like, I must be hitting the button in a good algorithm.
Australia's a beautiful place with a lot of great things going for it, but there is like a, you know.
It's been a while.
There's a weird like culture thing in certain towns and certain areas where is the entire life is just working, going to the pub, drinking, playing pokies, and for some people, obviously.
Well, that might be something.
Did you grow up in a small town?
I grew up in Istanbul and Ankara.
It was a very big city.
Okay, yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
It might be the same in America.
Like, you know, those guys are like, man, I got to get out of this place.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like, here it's like exceptionally bad because everything's so far away from everything.
There's no like moving to the town over.
It's fucking expensive.
I feel like, what is the cultural outlet in like small town America?
I feel like people play video games.
They like.
You go to the best pro shop.
Yeah, that's a big thing to do in small towns.
I guess.
No, you go to Walmart.
No, no, in America.
You go shooting, you go hunting.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I think that's why it's like so, like, gambling is so bad here, though.
Yeah.
Because every single pub in every single little country town is full of pokies.
Yeah, that's everything.
That definitely doesn't exist in America.
It doesn't exist in America yet, but we are getting like really aggro with the sports betting.
So I assume that is the next step.
The logical next step.
Yeah, we're doing groundbreaking stuff in Australia.
You guys got to catch up.
We're testing it out for you.
All right.
What do we finally talk about?
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Did we like leak the stuff?
Let's say Eric.
Oh, bro.
The shit he was doing the other night is crazy.
The things he was saying.
Let's just go through the list of all the fucked up things he said.
You start.
You don't want me to.
I don't know if this is a bait or something.
Actually, we're going to edit it out.
No, we didn't do anything bad.
No, we didn't do it.
That's one thing.
When I met her son, I thought I'd fucking hate him.
I was like, I wanted to hate him.
I thought you'd hate him.
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, I mean, it's one of those things where it's like, I hadn't, I obviously know of him.
I haven't consumed tons of his content.
So it's like, you don't know how serious he takes himself off camera.
Yeah.
He's kind of chill.
I just blame Twitter and TikTok because I just absorbed the ritual.
A lot of clipping.
I just, yeah, it's just the stupid shit he says.
Twitter is the worst place in the world.
Sorry, X.com, formerly known as Twitter.
No, it's shit now.
It used to be shit.
It's a boxing.
I love my beheading for you, Perry.
Dude, I just love pussy and buying.
I like crypto scams, beheadings, and pussy.
Actually, Instagram Reels is like the same shit too.
It's like Instagram Reels.
Half-naked woman.
Ah, guy in India gets electrocuted.
Yeah.
Zero fucking moderation on Instagram Reels.
I'm thinking about a reaction video soon.
Well, that's why I wonder why there's such shit motivation on these websites when they've got billions of dollars.
Everything has to be.
Wouldn't it be easy just to buy fucking, like, hire like 50 people to mod that shit?
Well, I think Elon fired all the fucking mobs.
He did.
That's the first thing he did.
Also, by the way, speaking of Australian teams.
I wasn't sure what jersey he was going to have on under there.
Oh, my fucking God.
You're going to piss off some.
Oh, my God.
I've heard.
We're in Rebel Sport.
Every single person working there said this was the one that everyone loved.
Yeah, that is the.
You know, I'm not the biggest AFL fan or anything, but that is definitely the most controversial team.
I heard that this is like the New England Patriots of like, I don't know much about AFL, right?
If you're in the wrong time and place, you're wearing that jersey, you will get bashed.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Yo, that'd be sick if I caught excited about getting bad.
Dude, that'd be so sick if I caught an Australian fade.
It's awesome.
I'm just like walking around and some, what is it, Shays?
Fucking SAs come up.
They're like, hey, mate, what the fuck are you wearing?
I don't know.
I don't ask TNs, bruv.
I don't think they cause you too much because you're too big.
They'd be scared of you.
Also, they don't watch sport.
They've got more important things.
They're just vaping smoke, man.
For those of you who don't know, SAs are, I guess, like these, dude.
I feel like we've got less lads than we.
Oh, there's way less lads.
They're a type of lad in Australia that wears only Nautica, right?
Nike and Adedas.
It's like the British, what are they called?
Roadman.
Roadman.
Yeah, Roadman.
But they're way worse.
All they do is loiter all day, sit on trains, harass people.
Like, hey, you got any money, mate?
I ain't for the bus.
That's why I want to say they're like poor teams.
Yeah, they're so young.
They're similar to the UK, but except they're way less actual hardcore.
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Yeah, and more annoying, but like.
Yeah, they want to meet roadmen.
It's also funny because for me, a lot of them would have grown up watching Fortnite and shit.
Every now and then, I'll just be like, you know, walking.
Fuck yeah, Laser.
I honestly think I'm about to get robbed.
I see him come over.
Yeah, I'm always like, just hold my bag.
If anything, if I was a big fan of someone and I was a fucking like SA, I'd be like, fuck yeah, rolled a laser in for a shirt and socks, cunt.
I sell that shit on eBay.
But that's what I think is going to happen.
Like, I've seen enough shit in my day to be like, damn, I got to be careful.
Actually, before you guys got here today, this is where Office is.
Obviously, I say this.
It's a pretty bad suburb.
And I don't think you say it.
No, it's not that bad.
There's like a lot of rogue methods because it's like this place to be.
It's a suburb that's getting gentrified right now.
A lot of new developers.
Yeah, they're working on it.
We're trying to kill them off.
It's like, it's really nice.
And then there's also a lot of drug addicts that happen to be a lot more dangerous.
It's just funny when you guys say like, this shit is like hardcore.
This is like the bad part of town.
And it's like the bad subsurface.
It's literally like the nicest suburb you've ever seen.
Okay.
By American standards, because I've seen the worst of the worst.
Yeah, I mean, most parts of LAO.
There was a method out the front right in front of our thing having a seizure.
And like the ambos came and said, that's very LA.
Well, it reminds me.
We had three arrests in the last two weeks of like just on our little street where our office is.
No, I'm just saying that little street of like we're watching out the window of like my office.
The sound's like you're fucking rookie.
I know I know.
Like I'm literally going from like sitting here looking at some shit on my computer, put my head out the window and seeing the police crash tackle someone go, you're being arrested for stealing cars, man.
There we go.
At least your cops are doing stuff.
Like we don't.
We want to talk about our cops.
Our police don't do shit.
Like when you do things.
Bro, we've had, we've had like we've had like people's cars get stolen, like Mitt's car got stolen.
And he called the cops and they were like, call the non-emergency line.
This is not an emergency.
He's like, okay.
Calls a non-emergency line.
They're like, yeah, nothing.
We can't do anything about it.
Yes, it's kind of the same here.
It's not too much.
Like, obviously, we have less crazy violent crime, maybe, but.
Yeah, you guys don't have guns, which is like a major factor.
You want to know one of my LA LA experience was?
I was in, is it Chinatown or Koreatown or something in LA?
It's like either.
And we just had helicopters flying all over us.
I'm like, what the fuck?
When we bring it up, it says, no one leave your house.
There's a group of people on bikes with machetes, like swinging at people as they ride past them.
That's kind of cool, though, because they were using machetes.
Oh, my God.
Because that's old school.
You know what I mean?
Instead of the regular weapons that you would normally have, they'd be on bikes with AR-15s normally.
That doesn't work on bikes.
You get blown off.
Yeah, the recoil is too bad.
It's inefficient.
R-15 recoils.
Oh, my God.
Oh, damn.
You would know.
That's why the kids use them.
No, that is how it's advertised.
It's advertised for kids and for women.
Damn, that's fucking awesome.
Which is crazy.
It is insane.
Like, the gun culture.
And I don't want to go down that topic, but that's like...
I kind of want to advocate for a little bit of guns because drones are getting advanced.
I really want to shoot them down.
But then they figured out you can just point lasers at them.
So I just ordered a shit ton of lasers off Wish.
I got them sitting here in the office at my house.
And every time if there's ever a civil war.
But you can have guns here.
There's got to have very specific reasons.
Yeah, but the guns you can get, it's like one shot.
I'm not going to unlock it with the gun.
I mean, you're going to fucking blonde boss.
You don't have like the kitted out AR-15.
No, you can have semi-magazine.
Shotguns and like semi-automatic rifles.
Yeah, okay.
This is semi-auto-high crawl.
No, it's not.
Litlock Winchester.
No.
He's going to have special permissions because you pretty much have to be a farmer and have to have a pest problem.
Yeah.
But even in the cities, you just like, if you have a fucking membership at a gun club, it's not that hard.
Well, I mean, it's sane.
Your gun laws are sane in comparison to America where you could just go to Walmart and be like, oh, I'm just buying a hamburger and also there's a gun.
Might as well get one on the way out.
Because it's like, I did see, is it real that like in Walmart there is actually handguns?
Because I swear I saw that photo.
Yeah, see, this is one of those things I find funny to talk about because I don't...
With other countries, I don't like the idea of talking about like, oh, I'm not here to tell you how to handle your shit.
Don't be afraid of it.
No, no, no.
I'm saying this, genuinely.
I'm not trying to fucking talk about it.
No, I've seen your Discord over the past few years.
I ain't saying fucking shit.
I'm like, I don't like, I truly believe that I don't think it's my place from other countries to talk shit.
But I do find that fucking crazy.
Like next to your cereal is like a fucking pistol.
For me, like, I've just, I mean, I guess that's the American in me.
I've been talking shit about Australia since I got it.
Well, no, like, when it gets real, I think I can talk shit, but like, there's like real things.
Literally not saying, literally nothing.
No, no, no.
But I'm just like, I'm trying to be like, obviously, you can say whatever the fuck you want about your own country or whatever country.
I'm just saying, like, I'm not going to sit here and make a political stance of like what Americans should do.
I don't think Australians ever make a political stance.
Fast Food Brands and Cultural Differences00:05:49
We just bet on it.
How many mass units is here?
I'm going to bet on the fucking election coming up.
That's just fucking funny.
That's just fucking funny.
When I saw that it was like a two to one for Trump, I was voting because he was getting arrested at the time.
I was like, I'm placing a fucking bet on the bus.
Bro, it's crazy because he winned.
Did you know that he can actually run from jail?
Because they unfortunately.
That'd get him more votes.
Yeah, he can.
He can run from prison, even if he went to prison, which he probably isn't going to go.
Nah.
But we don't talk about popping up.
I want to free my boy.
They might have a side bet on sports bet.
Will Trump go to jail 50 to 1?
Check that.
Yeah, I know.
I'm saying, like, you chat as much shit, but I was just more pointing out the fact that legit that shit's next to cereal boxes.
I mean, the cereal in America is pretty fucking dangerous, too.
What do you think kills more kids?
Cereal?
Show that box for a second?
These guys over here talking shit, they feed AIDS to their children.
I can't believe you guys don't have your favorite snacks here in this country, which is really funny because a lot of people are.
I think it's weird that you guys can't believe it's real.
I thought it was an American brand.
Probably growing up, my entire childhood Australian.
This is probably Australian made, by the way.
It's definitely not an American brand.
AIDS?
Yeah, no.
So that's actually really funny because that is genuinely like a childhood snack.
Okay, do you guys actually want to break the law on it?
Should I tell them?
Okay.
Well, it's just a childhood snack.
I mean, I mean, they rebranded it at one point, but they brought it back.
It's just called AIDS now.
Yeah.
Well, once a year on like HIV Awareness Day, they bring back the old one.
Yeah.
So that's why we have it because it's like a collectible.
Oh, they.
Oh, they only bring.
Are you fucking around?
No, no.
We also had a cheese that they had to change the name for.
Oh, yeah.
What was that called?
I don't know if I can say it because it's worse than the N-word to me.
We can believe it.
The C-word.
After you call the raccoon.
It was only last year that we changed that.
They changed the screen.
That's crazy.
That's awesome.
Wait, what are they?
See, that here is our N-word.
Like, the N-word here is bad, yes.
But, like, if you say the C-word, that, like, to me, like, cuts hairs.
I'm like, what are they called now?
I hate that word.
I hate that word so much.
What's the cheese called?
I just didn't.
What's it called now?
Raccoon.
I don't know.
Let me show you.
I just didn't really.
I want to go back to this because I didn't really connect the dots as a kid that fingerlicious fun.
AIDS.
AIDS.
Fingerlicious fun.
Yeah, finger AIDS.
AIDS for your fingers.
How did that not like come to me?
How did that not register for the marketing people?
Were they all fucking drunk?
I was like, different times, man.
Simple times.
Yeah.
Simpler times.
Back then, it was great to give kids AIDS.
It's called cheer cheese now.
Cheer.
Oh, yeah.
Cheer.
It's not as cool as a slur.
All things should be called slurs.
Yeah.
But you guys have rebranded products.
Didn't you guys have to rebrand your maple syrup?
The Ant Jemima.
Yeah, but that one was lame as fuck.
That was the equivalent of doing a land acknowledgement, which is like bullshit.
You know what I mean?
It was like, it was basically like, oh, yeah, I guess it's not Aunt Jemima anymore, even though no one asked for it.
And they were doing it specifically because they like a lot of brands just do this thing in America where they're like, nobody asked for this, but like we're woke now, even though they're like still melting like Indonesian slave labor overseas.
Yeah, it's like if you're going to talk to talk, do the walk to war.
Yeah.
And it's just it probably gets them more attention as well.
I think that's part of the problem.
Well, it gets on attention for a while because I didn't know what they re-changed the name to.
I mean the market's searching for it.
Yeah, I don't think Aunt Jemima.
Say, we bought the AIDS box because it comes out once a year.
Yeah.
We just, we collect it.
It's a collectible.
Yeah, it's Cheez-Its.
It's sick.
I can't.
I mean, I. You guys have Cheesels.
We have what?
Cheez-Its.
Oh, okay.
So that's.
You don't have AIDS or Cheesels.
How did you know?
Yeah, I didn't.
See, it's one of those things in the UK as well.
It's like everything just has different names, but it's all the same shit.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Speaking of which, what was the Burger King name?
Hungry Jackson.
Okay, so in Australia, they have Burger King, but it's not called Burger King.
It's called Hungry Jacks, but it's just Burger Kings.
It's because Burger King, when they wanted to come here, was already trademarked by a small chain.
That's awesome.
And to this day, they've literally held out on it, I think, because it doesn't exist anymore.
Would it be a good idea for Hungry Jacks to change now?
No, not now.
I don't know what the fuck Burger King is.
I didn't know they were the same thing until I heard you guys call them a Whopper.
Did they have like a Whopper?
Yeah, it's all the same.
I think it's pretty much the same, yeah.
Yeah.
I love that.
Like, did the guy try to like...
He sued them when they came.
Did he like try to capitalize on the fact that his name was Burger King?
Like, did he try to make like...
I think maybe down the line it was like, you know, my restaurant's failing.
You guys can have it like, bro, it's Hungry Jacks here now.
Like, we can't fucking talk.
I'm not paying to get all those signs changed.
Yeah, everyone's like, ew, Burger King, I don't want that.
Yeah, that's the thing.
I didn't know Burger King was the same thing.
But now that I know, like, it just seems less cool to have Hungry Jacks.
We've got Red Rooster here.
Oh, you haven't tried that?
Oh, my God.
Can I just order some?
I think honestly, chicken is better than KFC.
I had KFC.
KFC is a lot better, eh?
KFC here is a lot better.
Compared to America, holy shit.
I mean, but like, KFC is really bad in America.
Oh, it's grey mush.
It's awesome.
It's not even chicken.
Well, Red Rooster is funny because their whole marketing ploy, like they acknowledge it themselves.
As kids, we all thought it was a money laundering, like operating system.
Because it was so shit.
No, because no one fucking goes there.
Like, I've been there like twice in my life, but and now their whole marketing team is like plays off the fact that no one fucking goes there.
They do now.
They got too good now.
They're so good now.
The fried chicken they do is nothing.
It's so good.
They've got a map of Sydney.
Where they draw this thing called the Red Rooster Line.
Have you heard of that in Sydney?
They do that for a lot of places.
And it's just like, it's like a socioeconomic thing.
So like all the richer suburbs, there's no red roosters.
KFC Taste and Marketing Myths00:07:03
And you just draw a line.
All the poorest areas are like.
It's like the proletariat.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like working man's chicken.
Also, no one eats it.
I saw someone do it today for like Red Rock deli chips and like Smith's chips.
Same shit.
It's like just expensive versus cheap.
Speaking of which, okay, so I mean, this is unrelated to the question, but like I do want to ask you guys, and Alexa doesn't have to be in for this anyway, but I wanted to ask you guys what your first impressions of me was because he's insecure.
He's insecure about it.
He's insecurity, I think, is good content in general.
Because like it kind of ties into what I was like complaining to my community about in my Discord DMs about like how like the assumption that people have of me and my community is like very different than how it actually is.
Because a lot of people see me like now you're not saving a face, Discord, tear him apart.
Do you want me to answer this?
Well, I mean, some of them wanted to hate you.
Like I was ready.
I was like, I don't share that belief, by the way.
Just because I'm like the guy that when I meet someone I hate, I'm like, how can I fucking piss him off?
Yes.
So he tried.
I really did.
It didn't work.
But I was like, okay, this guy kind of chill.
And our political opinions do not align at all either.
I mean, we had a few arguments.
This is only a couple of things, but overall, I think your hearts are in similar places.
I think you just go.
But you don't know that because from an outside perspective, I get the clip chimp, fucking TikTok, Twitters, and stuff like that.
And I just go, oh, this guy's a retard.
So what did you think?
What was your overall first impression versus now?
But what was your first impression?
You're great.
You're a fucking legend.
You came here.
You fucking had a beer.
We chatted some shit.
We had common ground.
I'm talking like before you met me.
Oh.
Let lose.
See, my problem is I hate political people.
I really hate them.
But for you, it's a bit different because you're just political.
I hate people that like get big on Minecraft.
Like music career, kids, political.
Like, that's like the three lines.
I just fucking hate political people because I'm not versed in it enough to give a shit.
Like, you know, and it's a very good way to live your life because when you get deep into it and you start understanding how fucked up the world is, it makes you really sad.
So I just said to myself, listen, I don't give a fuck about it.
I never want to fuck about it.
I never want to talk about it, which is a platform though.
You have to.
No, I fucking don't.
I don't even know.
You do.
By the way, you have to have an opinion.
You definitely do.
I didn't get into this job to have an opinion.
I got into this job to get fucking drunk, make people laugh and collect a fat paycheck so I can fucking get a farm and live remote on a self-sustaining farm with solar panels and Starlink.
That's a little political.
Solar panels are kind of gay, bro.
I want my farm to operate straight on nuclear slaves.
Oh, hell yeah.
And petrol.
But my opinion of you was just like the clip chimp opinion.
And I was like...
What was it?
You just thought, like, I was like, uh, like a woke scold.
Like, I was like, Yeah, there was like clips you, like, react, like, react Andy when you walked away from your computer.
I'm like, ah, he's just reacting.
You've explained it, though.
Don't worry.
We ain't going to win it.
But, like, I don't know.
I just look at someone like that.
And I love hearing that.
From my perspective, because like we, I don't know if you notice how hard we've worked here to like get all this running.
Like, it's kind of like a bit of jealousy to you, like, fucking Twitch streamers.
All they do is watch fucking, all they do is fucking talk about Gaza and fucking collect money.
Like, you know, I don't think there was even sorry about Gaza at all.
No, sorry, Twitch streamers.
Twitch streamers.
So that's like, oh, they or they would just watch someone else's YouTube video.
So that was like my opinion.
And it's not that like I had a bad one.
I just didn't want to like you.
I don't know if that's a bad thing to say, but like you're saying you like him now.
I fucking love this guy.
He's a legend.
Yeah.
No, immediately.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
As soon as we started cracking jokes, he's like, wait a minute, what?
I was like, hang on, he's funny.
Chad's more like aggressive, I guess, anti-you beforehand.
But I like, I was familiar with you, but like mostly I watch you cover like the election and things like that.
And I'm trying to get information, but otherwise, it's not like I'm always like to crack jokes every now and then.
I mean, my issue is like I was worried that you'd be too much of like a serious person.
But like that's a good answer.
I thought your head would be so far up your ass, we wouldn't be able to have a bad thing.
But that's that's what I mean.
I wasn't like, we, I probably politically align with you more than Chad does if we're going to get like in deep in that shit.
But like, but I'm not political, just for record.
No, but don't, Discord, please leave me.
What I can say is not that we like wouldn't agree on most shit.
It's just more of like, how like serious of a person would you be?
Like, would you be bringing that shit up all the time?
Or, you know, if I was worried about you meeting Chad because I'm like, what if Chad just says some shit and you just have zero tolerance for that stuff?
It was very funny because you literally were like, please, like, listen.
I try to explain Chad's people.
He's like, listen, when you meet Chad, he's going to say things just to frustrate you.
I swear he's a nice guy.
I believe Chad has.
Yeah, sorry.
You were just like, you were just like hamming it up so much.
And I was just like, dude, I don't only have friends who agree with me.
As a matter of fact, I have a lot of friends who don't agree with me.
It would be impossible to find friends that also be cool.
Because let's be real, a lot of people who are in our world of politics, our style of politics are kind of fucking annoying.
I'm just fucking liberal.
Liberal.
See, I forgot that because he's cool.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Yeah, I'm cool.
But that's like, that was literally like our first dinner, like meeting him.
So it's like, after that was done, I'm like, yeah, this is fun.
Yeah.
Like, because you're like, I had to ask, like, I had to ask Alex and Alexa for sure about you at first because everyone was like, oh, this guy's like controversial.
So I was like, what's up with this guy?
That's not wrong.
I mean, I remember when the guys from Night Media messaged me, like, Hassan's coming to show.
I'm like, keep him away from me.
Keep him the fuck away.
Wow.
You did not tell me that, Demon.
You fucking asshole.
That's a fair call, Dave.
That's a completely different thing.
We've had a lot of good times.
I can trust you.
We've had a lot of good times.
You know?
And yeah, obviously, you're not a completely serious person.
No, no.
But I'm not saying, I never said that to be like, oh, you're going to be an asshole.
It was just whether things were going to mesh.
He might have thought you were going to be a dickhead.
But I'm more of like, oh, I just wasn't sure if everyone's going to mesh.
Well, that's what I was worried about because Chad does this thing.
He's like, tries to be actively off-putting.
I like that though.
I think it was funny.
Oh, he says the worst fucking shit just to annoy you, but his heart is like pure.
Yeah, I saw him talk to someone who was working at the restaurant, and immediately I was like, oh, that's a good guy.
Because he was like very, he was so accommodating and so nice to this person.
That's immediately, I was like, oh, he's not a bad person.
Well, actions always speak louder than words.
And like, he'll say shit just to be like, ha ha, I'm Chad.
I say fuck shit.
But that's how he treats people.
But Alexa and I say really unhinged shit.
That, like, I've realized that we, when we're talking to one another, we say a lot of unhinged shit, but it's more like historical references, I guess, or like historical conflict.
So, most people don't register that as like us saying, like, really fucked up.
Autistic Kids and Unhinged Opinions00:06:22
What's the most unhinged opinion or thought you have?
Go.
What's the most unhinged opinion I have?
Ooh, that's a good question.
Damn, bro.
No, let's share them right now.
You should do this podcast thing.
Okay.
Go to Patreon if you want to hear the songs.
No, no, no.
Remember, they might have to cut some things like she walked away and stuff.
We'll finish it on this note, and then we'll move on to the Patreon stuff.
But what is my most unhinged opinion?
I have a lot of unhinged opinions, I think.
I mean, I think I can vibe with a bear.
That's like one that I always vibe with a bear.
No, I legitimately think like a crocodile.
Or a fish.
No, not a crocodile.
Or a fucking start eating, man.
No, that's what I mean.
Like, crocodiles and like fish, no, because they're like amphibious.
But like, if it's a if it's a land animal, I feel like I could suss it out.
To be fair, you're a fucking unit.
Like, I'd give you a shit.
Me and a bear could like chill.
Or me and a kangaroo.
Like, I wanted to talk to you.
You know, kangaroos kill more people each year than sharks, right?
Like, by jumping in front of cars.
Like, actually, actively, like.
Yeah.
But it's also like eating him up.
Bro, I just went from a fucking bear to a kangaroo.
Like, those are not the same things.
Bears know people and they just fucking eat you for the sake of like they don't even kill you.
You know why?
Because like I feel like you guys don't have a lot of bears.
Whereas like we have a lot of bears.
So that's what it is.
So for us, bears.
Whereas you guys are like so chill about crocodiles.
I was like, what the fuck do you mean?
Like literally tell your story.
And none of our animals are going to chase you down.
Tell us your story that you told at dinner.
My dad used to send me down the mud banks because I was a child.
I wouldn't sink into the mud.
So I'd be able to grab the crab pots out.
But also, like, a croc's not going to go for some big thing.
They go for like fish and birds on the water.
Well, they definitely occasionally eat single.
Yeah, once every three months, someone's killed by a crocodile.
But it's like because they're like dancing in the water and stuff.
They're all fucking idiots.
And they ignore the big sign that says, do not fucking swim.
And he's got the rifle pointed at me in case the croc comes up the bank.
You can shoot at it.
They can shoot you to pull you out of your misery.
There's a video I watched this morning where a croc was on some guy's lawn.
He's going to have to fucking belt it with a pan.
It ran off.
Yeah.
Scared of you.
Man, I've seen the videos like bears attack people.
Shit.
That stuff sucks.
But also, Australian animals won't chase you.
Like, they don't want to be around you as much as you want to be around them.
Bears, they fucking, I don't know, all these things.
Yeah, you're in there.
Bears, they're like, picnic, my fucking territory.
I'm swiping that basketball.
I'm fucking killing someone.
I don't want to do that either.
If a bear actually kills a person or even swipes at a person, they'll kill it.
Do they know that, though?
This is like an agreement?
It's because everyone's got a gun on them.
That's how they call the population, I guess.
Because I think it's like, if they get a taste of human food, that means that they'll always go after humans.
Like, immediately, they're like, oh, this shit is awesome.
Like, I want something.
Do we taste that good?
I don't think we're good.
Does that really all the chemicals?
I feel like that's one of my most unhinged opinions.
Man, you'll see better.
No, that's what I was saying.
You said some shit the other day, man.
I have a longer one, which is like we talked about this before, actually.
Oh, dude, it was the thing we talked about.
I can't remember.
I was blackout drunk.
This could get better.
Wait, just don't say.
No, no, no.
I work in college.
In college, I work with kids with autism.
Okay, that's right.
That's right.
This is a good one.
And like, in my experience, like, I saw their parents, and their dads definitely had autism, like, 100%, but just undiagnosed.
Yeah.
So I always had this like mindset that I think personally that like desegregating instead of like segregating and like with like special needs, uh, desegregating like kids with autism and like ensuring that they don't get bullied will probably be like way healthier than to like segregate them as like smaller.
Well, that's what I was saying.
Like people that have special needs that went to not my private school, my private school site, my public school was good because you had a rule at school and the teachers enforce it.
Like if anyone picks on the autistic or the guy with Down syndrome, you bash him.
Yeah.
Even the teachers were saying like bash.
Bash him.
Like bashful, really.
So, like, you never fucked with like the kid with Down syndrome, and also the kid with Down syndrome he'd probably beat you up.
Yeah, so that was like our rule.
And now, all those people with those disabilities are like we're integrated into like workforce, and like they're like, they're happy.
That's what I mean.
I, I, I, that's my most, I probably, I would say, like, that's my most like unscientific opinion.
I'm telling you that makes sense.
Nothing follows that as well.
Because, like, I wouldn't like put that opinion on the table and be like, I'm right.
I'm just saying, with my experience with how I went to school and everything like that in my hometown, my small hometown as well.
Yeah, was it was a rule if you picked on people like that, you got bashed after school, or you had to like get your mum to come in and walk you out, so you didn't.
Or is that from experience from you, though?
Yeah, where did they walk you out?
No, no, I think you're right, though.
And I like, I mean, I did special needs for a year.
Did you go to the reading classes?
Yeah, wait, you guys both did special needs in year.
Yeah, I did a special needs in year two because I couldn't read good.
That's crazy.
And I caught up, and then you know, I got and if anyone picked on me because I couldn't read, they got bashed.
That's awesome.
Yeah, they didn't have that.
I didn't know that.
And guess what?
Yeah, because no one fucking treated me like am I allowed to say that word while we're talking about this?
We'll believe it.
Because no one treated me like that.
And because everyone was so like accommodating, we're like, oh, let me help you read.
Like, other students would come over and like help me learn how to read.
And then I went to like a reading class.
I'm still not amazing at reading, but it fucking definitely helped.
That and RuneScape.
Yeah.
I mean, RuneScape, greatest game of all time.
But no, I mean, that definitely didn't exist where I went to school.
You just got bullied.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
All the special needs.
I got a lot.
I mean, I didn't get bullied for that.
I got bullied.
I'm pretty proud of being ugly.
Yeah, no.
Man, if I could repeat the shit they said to me as a kid, kids are so fucking poor.
I guess it's just because I went to like, I don't know, a kind of a town with like abusive fathers where they'll like, not abusive, I can't use that word because it was like, even the fathers would reinforce it.
If like the father found out that their kid was like bullying a special needs kid, the father would just fucking belt the kid.
And like, if you made fun of like a cancer kid, that the dad would bring you home and shave your head.
And that's why it's good to do abuse to children.
It's not abuse, it's discipline.
Somebody needed like-minded individuals.
Okay, what about your most controversial opinion?
I don't know.
Oh, I don't have any.
Oh, I'm the slavest man.
I think we should treat autistic kids as people.
I'm sorry.
I'm just gonna say, no, but you know, but my point was, okay, the broader point that's actually controversial is that like their dads are like very clearly autistic as well.
But because they didn't like get diagnosed as like being autistic, they probably were like, yeah, that's a fucking weird kid.
Entitled Dads and Controversial Views00:06:12
This is the guy that does math really well.
He's the accountant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
And now it's like, because one of the kids, like, for example, um, their dad was like a the CEO of the New York Stock Exchange.
And like, I looked at him once and I was like, like, I had a conversation with him, and I was like, oh, dude, you are so autistic.
Like, like, 100%.
And you can look him up.
I mean, obviously, he's like a public figure.
But, like, but like, he, I don't think he knew it.
Like, I don't think he knew it didn't register as that.
Whereas, like, he was very careful around his kid.
Like, he was very like hands-on and like, you know, making sure that they're making sure that his diet was like perfect and all this stuff.
And I feel like, like, I don't know, that's why it's controversial because I feel like it's something that I'm doing.
I believe it goes both ways.
You can have a situation where it works and it doesn't work.
And it's also just catered to the individual person as well because everyone's fucking different.
That's why I don't, I'd never ever lay out on the table that there's a solution for it.
That's just, yeah.
Yours is.
I think mom's is racist.
Don't deserve it.
No, no, they're cool.
Mom's racists are actually great.
What?
Racists?
Racists are actually.
Yeah, yeah.
I think F1 drivers.
Yeah, all of them.
So racist.
Racism.
Oh, yeah, right.
Racist.
The guy's like racist cars.
They are content.
No, not that.
Not that.
But people, people, especially on the left, they kind of like racist.
Oh, like me and you.
Chad, you.
You gotta speak for yourselves, boys.
No, but it's like, I want to say, I don't agree with.
No, no, you might.
You might.
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
Listen, I can turn you around.
Let me explain racism.
I'm under the table.
No, but I mean, like, you can.
I'm sticking around for this one.
You got these hectic people who are like...
I'm just entitled, entitled white people who are like, all these people through here, like, I deserve this job more than the fucking Indian guy who's here.
I don't think that's a problem.
I think the problem is everyone should be as entitled as that white person.
You know?
Is there a solution?
Yeah, every single person.
Let Ludko.
Every single person deserves to have the job they want.
You're saying everyone should be racist.
Everyone should be racist.
I mean, everyone's probably a little racist.
Oh, no.
Everyone's definitely for sure.
I'm not.
No.
Why are you laughing?
What I mean by that.
What I mean by that is like it doesn't.
Good joke.
Everyone is like dictionary definition racist.
Obviously, it doesn't register in the same way when it's like there's a power dynamic associated with it.
But like, yeah, no, have you fucking, have you talked to like when I lived in Miami, like Dominicans fucking hated Puerto Ricans and Puerto Ricans hated the Dominicans.
Everybody hated the Cubans.
Everybody hated the fucking Venezuelans.
I don't know what any of these are.
But it's like, but it's like so in the eyes of like the broader American population.
They were like, you're all Mexican.
What are you talking about?
You're fucking Mexican.
What the fuck do you mean?
Auto-Mexicans.
He was just hate things that are different, man.
What are you?
I'm Nexus.
And who was, what was the lady at dinner the other night?
She was... Spanish.
And you both speak the same language.
Yeah, I wasn't Spanish.
Oh, she's Spanish.
That doesn't count.
She's like European.
Oh, okay.
See, I don't know that.
I don't know that.
Oh, okay.
I find it funny that humans will always just hate something different until then something that's even more different comes along, which is the whole alien dilemma, right?
But I even bring up to things like sport.
Like you're wearing that, right?
So not only do people who watch AFL have support different teams that would then hate Collingwood, but then when it comes to, say, where I grew up, NRL is the main, like the rugby, like, is the main sport.
So we just hate everyone who fucking likes AFL.
But then all the AFL people are like, well, fuck you.
So it's like, they all hate each other until it's we're fighting.
Yeah.
You're talking a bit.
I give you guys a giving us a controversial opinion.
No, I don't have it.
I give you some laugh at us.
I like Google.
I believe what the majority believe on every single topic possible.
I guess you're Taylor Swift.
I'll give you some life advice.
When it comes to things like that, just never overthink of it.
Play ignorance.
Just be, just fucking don't care.
Don't care so much about something to the point where it's like hinders.
Wait, I literally did that to you.
Never mind.
Continue.
Just continue.
No, actually, I can't think of any right now.
I don't have anything.
I tried so hard.
That's crazy.
He just said he loves racism.
That's insane.
You're the only one getting burned by this.
He's like, autistic people should be in normal glasses.
I wasn't ready for it, man.
You asked it.
I am ready to try and get him fucked up.
I'm just getting my fucking eye.
I'm talking about someone who said America deserved 9-11.
You think I don't have controversial opinions on that?
I mean, I don't support this, by the way.
Laser beams, 9-11 was bad.
No, he thinks they deserved much worse.
They're not 9-11.
They should be here.
He's like, America needs a thousand 9-11s.
No comment, Fifth Amendment.
Smart.
All right, Chad, what is your controversy?
I'm on his side.
Fuck y'all.
We're Australians, bro.
He's different.
He's political.
We're Australians.
We don't give a fuck.
I have spent my note.
I'm not having opinions on nothing.
On that note, we're going to move on to the Patreon part of the broadcast where I will get those fucking controversial opinions out of them.
Whether they like it or not, go to patreon.com slash fear and to subscribe and you can get access to the second part of the podcast.
Thank you so much for coming, guys.
Where can people find you around the horn?
Go ahead.
I just follow his sign around on his stream, so just watch those and I'll be there.
Boy, boy.
YouTube, it's much better than what he's doing.
Yeah, yeah, much better.
Actually, it really is.
It really is much better.
How many CIA base has he gone into?
He works for the CIA.
How do you get all that money?
I do, yeah.
Always.
Laser beam, I play Fortnite.
You probably don't care.
It's okay.
No, come on.
Nice, all right.
If you know Fortnite heads, there's Fortnite heads in the chat.
Yeah, if they know, they know.
Okay.
Cold ones.
Drink grog.
Hell yeah.
You know, check us out.
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