Will, Austin, Hasan, and Cutie Cinderella air grievances ranging from beard growth to International Women's Day compliments before debating the Oscars' exclusion of a dog from Anatomy of a Fall. They analyze media hysteria surrounding aviation safety despite 2023 being statistically secure, dissect Love Is Blind's finale where Jimmy and Chelsea break their engagement over past infidelity, and react to a viral first-class flight booking for Marsha. Ultimately, the episode highlights how modern culture oscillates between personal pettiness, disproportionate public panic, and complex relationship dynamics. [Automatically generated summary]
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Welcome Back To Fearan00:14:19
We should start bargaining.
I'm just going to do Steven Blum in my normal life all the time now.
What's Steven Blum?
The Spike Spiegel voice.
This voice right here.
Did we start the podcast?
Yes, the podcast has started.
Will take it away.
Hey, welcome back to Fearan.
Yeah, it's sexy.
I'm Spike Spiegel.
And I'm Austin Show.
And this is Hasan Biker and Cutie Cinderella.
And we're back for another fabulous episode on this beautiful Monday morning.
Yeah.
Which is when you're listening to this.
That's right.
That's right.
No, I can't do it.
I can't do it yet.
That's right, Spike.
Hey, Spike.
Is that getting better?
I don't know.
No, it's not getting better.
Okay.
Well, whatever.
I got a lot of grievances.
Okay.
First and foremost, let's just get a bunch of stuff out of it.
Let's just get a bunch of stuff out of the way.
Austin.
Show.
Good luck.
Austin.
He literally walked in and said, I'm going to fry you like a show.
I haven't even talked to him.
I have an entire, like, I have a library of grievances.
It is the library of Alexander.
What did I do wrong?
Number one.
Number one.
You need to start pulling your goddamn weight on this podcast.
You said you were going to fucking grow your beard out.
You sent me sexy fucking videos of yourself in bed flexing your traps with your fucking beard.
No, they just looked like that.
I wasn't flexing.
I don't care.
You literally are a coward, a liar, and a son of a bitch.
You did not want to do this for the fear and audience.
I wanted to do it, but the problem is, is I was feeling myself in the beard, and then it hit a point in which I wasn't feeling myself anymore.
And it was actually the night before I texted his son.
You're good.
You looked so good.
Well, you know what?
You didn't gas me up enough that night that I was insecure.
I knew it too.
I texted you.
I texted you and I was like, what do you think?
Didn't respond.
Okay, on the Hasanabi scale of gas, I did respond, which is why you should have known, oh my God, he like actually.
He's like, it's not that bad.
Because I knew, I saw the video.
No, he put it in the group chart.
I saw the video.
That was when it looked good.
I saw.
Should I show him on screen or should we?
Yes.
I'll send it to you.
I saw the video.
I think you had a beard.
That you sent me, and I knew immediately that if I do not reply to this man, he is going to shave it.
Yeah, the next morning.
This is not the topic.
Why?
Bye.
Bye, Will.
That Austin had a beard.
Yeah, it's not that Austin had a beard.
This is one of the many grievances that I have.
I just want to address it first and foremost.
I didn't come up.
No, don't look at me.
I said I didn't come up.
I literally said it in the group chat.
I said, guys, tell him he looks hot.
Well, that's a topic that Austin's a fraudulent bitch, but we can keep going now.
Tell him he looks hot.
I didn't.
Yeah, bitch.
I literally said, tell him that he looks hot.
No one did, but I told you he looked hot.
You get a day and it's over.
What?
It was yesterday.
It's a month.
It's a day.
For what?
International Women's Day.
I don't believe it.
No, no, it is Women's History Month and yesterday was International Women's Day.
No, that's different.
Yesterday was International Women's Day.
Yeah, he's right.
Today is Women's History Month because you're fucking history.
Because Sidney Sweeney rocked her tits out and wokeness is dead.
Yeah.
Titties.
I don't know what that has to do with it.
Which is the one that's going to be.
The more tits I see, the more tits I see, the less woke I get.
What happened?
What did Sidney say?
A tweet went super viral because Sidney Sweeney rocked tits at the end.
She dumped them out in Will's words.
She dumped those bad boys out at any opportunity she had.
At SNL.
Did you enjoy it?
Yeah.
No, and there's a treat that said wokeness is dead, which is a photo of her, and it went giga viral.
And the internet turned into a fighting ground.
But it's just so funny because like people, people are like, oh, wow, like Sidney Sweeney showing her boobs is not woke.
It's like, no, man, it's just boobs.
Just enjoy it.
Wokeness is dead.
Did she do this live?
Yes, Austin, she did this.
What does that mean?
Wait, hold on.
Did she pull him out?
No.
No, no.
Oh, my God.
I thought.
I thought she pulled him out.
No, that'd be, I mean, that was.
She does pull him out.
You did say dumped him out.
Yeah, you said dumped him out.
I thought it was like some sort of like, those are dumped.
Those are dumped.
Those are dumped.
Those are dumplings.
I'm not up to date on boob lingo.
Those are dumped out because like Sidney Sweeney is at a level where like it's it's dumping even when you're not trying to dump it.
Yeah.
I mean, I got to admire those.
Those are beautiful.
Can you put them back up on the screen?
She's killing wokeness one time.
You're ruining this.
You're ruining.
I'm sorry.
I cut you off.
No, no, no.
I'm telling Austin.
Austin is ruining the breast disease experience by being like, he's going to analyze it critically.
Wait, what do you mean?
She's like, they're so round.
What am I just not going?
Like a perfect sphere.
This is not cool.
Yes, his beard is back.
Okay.
You're a fraudulent bitch for not having your beard.
Okay.
Fraudulent bitch number two.
Point number two.
I'd get more pussy than you with my beard.
Okay.
I want you to get more pussy than you don't want to get.
I get more pussies.
That's why I shaved it.
Okay.
I want you to get more pussy as well.
Okay.
I don't think I would.
Yes, you would.
I think there's a diminishing return on a beard, and I was at that point.
No, you really love this.
I'm so sorry.
No, I think it's because you obsess with wanting to look young.
And it's just not obsessed with wanting to look young.
I look old.
You still look young.
You can still look young with a beard.
I look like a grown man.
Fraudulent bitch, part two.
Fraudulent bitch points.
Part two.
What's next?
There was a time and place when in the beginning of my career, as I was a blossoming content creator, not that big.
There was a man who used to get in the hot tub every day and call in to my stream.
And we'd have a lot of journeys together.
We've done karaoke together, like old school stuff, things that we can't even do on Twitch anymore.
Ayahuasca.
Then this fraudulent bitch started his hot tub show.
It's not a hot tub show.
It's a bathtub show.
Okay, his bathtub show, In the Tub with Austin.
Okay, episode two came out last night.
Very, very good reviews.
Yep.
People love it.
New York Times critically.
New York Times said no one has ever tubbed this hard.
But this fraudulent bitch nowadays doesn't even come on my show ever, does not even appear when he's staying in my house.
He doesn't even get on my stream and spends every waking moment on Miskip stream.
Now, now, hold on.
I'm sorry.
You know what Miskip does that you don't do?
Yesterday.
I went car shopping.
You went car shopping with Miskif.
You literally did not come to our IRL stream yesterday?
Not yesterday.
I had to do it.
Last time we did an IRL stream.
Last time we did the IRL stream, you did not come.
You didn't invite me.
That's the problem.
That's bullshit.
Don't try to defeat.
You used to debate.
You're fraudulent.
You're fraudulent.
He doesn't invite me.
You get all your TikTok clips here.
You get all your TikTok clips here.
And then you go fuck off to Austin.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
I have sat in his chat for months.
Okay.
Months.
Hey, ASAN.
No response.
Lies.
He only wants me because I've got the biggest show that the website has ever seen Austin show in the tub.
Okay.
That's why he wants me.
And chat, this is what happens when you get famous.
Fraudulent bitch point number two.
Fraudulent bitch point number three.
Okay.
All right.
You're not coming to Australia.
Yeah, because I don't want to.
Do we even have dates on this yet?
Yeah, please.
Well, put it in the group chat.
No, no, put it in the group chat like a hundred times.
Do we actually have a date?
Yes, we do.
And that involves that you've already planned with Utah and all the people in Australia.
No, Utah is not.
Utah would be the Japanese part.
I so we haven't planned the Japan part of our Australia-Japan trip at all.
Yes, the Australia part is the Australia part is the closest part.
I've already planned it.
I'm mapping it out currently.
Itinerary will be readily available.
If you guys don't want to come, it's all right.
I want to act like it's not going to be a streamlined process.
I'm not going.
Cutie's not coming.
I want to come, but like a business class ticket is $15,000 right now.
Holy.
$15,000.
Round trip.
Did you look it up?
Yes.
So wait, why would you go to Japan then?
Because I can't.
I got to do my tub show.
Oh.
I swear to God.
I didn't complete it by the end of my.
I'm going to continue doing it.
The business class trip to Japan is also $50,000.
Yes, my tub show.
Yes.
But you can, so you can go to Australia, but you can't go to Japan.
No, I can go to Japan.
I can't go to Australia.
Or you can go to Japan.
It's going to be what?
$30K in flights?
No, just no.
If you go to Australia and then I don't want to get to Japan, it's going to be on the docket.
If you pay for 100% of my ticket, you get to pay 100% of your ticket with the revenue that you generate from this podcast, which I will be shooting when I'm out there.
I'm not going.
We know.
Okay.
That's okay.
I just like to make that very clear.
It's okay.
No hard feelings.
I'm on the fence.
I would like to go to Japan.
I would like to do Japan.
Would you like to go to Japan?
Would you join me in going to Japan?
Yeah, he loves Japan.
Well, you don't think he wants to go to Australia.
I don't.
Well, Australia is great.
I just don't.
I need to look at the dates.
I've never been to Australia.
I have some shit.
23rd of August.
23rd.
That's for Australia.
23rd of this month.
Oh, my God.
Till the 7th.
Till when?
Till the 7th of the next month.
Oh, my God.
It's okay.
I have.
Japan, we could maybe talk about it.
23rd to the 7th.
So we're doing a week in Australia and a week in Japan.
The week in Australia is going to be four days in Sydney, or three days in Melbourne.
And then it would be seven days in Japan after that.
Oh, my God.
Last chopper out of Saigon, like you said.
I am.
I will be perfectly honest with you guys.
Okay.
I do, but I get all the daytime streams.
What do you mean?
Wait, why would you?
All those streams that you would get at a desktop.
I get those.
That's drama.
Yeah, no.
You said no.
Yeah, you don't have to come.
Like, it's fine.
Okay.
I'm like, like.
Win-win.
Anyway.
But what was I saying?
I get two streams.
Well, we're going to record a podcast while you're gone with a bunch of haughties.
Yeah.
You're going to be sorry.
If you guys want to record a podcast here, that's perfectly fine as well.
You want to try it for the first time?
We're going to get seven hotties.
Yeah, seven hot streams.
But Marge is going to be with me.
Seven hot.
We can do it.
Well, we're going to stay logged in, big boy.
We're going to do it all on our own.
Yeah.
We can do the Shibari stream while he's gone.
What Shibari is.
Wait, why would you do it without me?
What the fuck?
I want to do it.
He doesn't fuck with you now.
Yeah, you can't.
We're too famous for you now, Hassan.
I'm personally not.
I would like to make that very clear.
No, we are.
She does the stream awards.
I do the tub show, and Will has the biggest numbers on Twitch every night.
Okay, well, our politics shoot and training.
Pretty good, actually.
I had a 50k stream.
You had a 50k stream?
Yeah.
State of the union.
State of the union.
You were sponsored friendly.
Yeah.
You were not there.
Actually, you didn't call me.
No, people literally were asking.
You didn't.
What is a state of union?
That's where the president gets up and tells you how the union's doing.
The state of it.
What's the union?
Well, the union is a country.
Oh, sick.
That's dope.
How are we doing?
Well, not so great.
Not so great.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
You guys buy it and the state of the union is strong.
It's not.
But we're not talking about politics.
No, we just podcast.
We talk about personal grievances that we air.
Well, he also said he's going to ban TikTok.
Yeah.
That's kind of fucked up.
Yeah, that really pissed me.
Yeah, especially because I'm a TikTok boy though.
I actually think that's based.
I will like it because I won't be on it, but I'll be a little sad because sometimes it's funny.
I will be very, I will be devastated.
I can't lose another social media.
I kind of want it to be gone now.
Why do you guys, do you guys specifically want bad things to happen to me?
If they announced they were banning any social media, I think we would enter an age of Aquarius.
What does that mean?
Just like a great awakening.
Oh, fun.
I'm one social media platform from shutting down from sucking dick for money.
You got in the top of the awesome show.
Yeah, the largest show in the entire critically acclaimed.
Critically acclaimed.
We're actually going on Broadway.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't watch it last night.
How was it?
It was fantastic.
You should have been there.
In the tub.
It was actually.
I don't pull the numbers.
No, you will.
We'll just throw somebody else in with you.
Oh, that's.
God.
I'm joking, Cutie.
He's so good.
He's got just crazy smoke.
I feel good about it.
I just want to get a thousand viewers and play League of Legends every single night.
That makes me happy.
I've been playing League with Myth Ali, and our win percentage is absolutely ridiculous.
I've been carrying S plus it.
Well, you never hit me up.
Have you been playing?
You need to shut your whore mouth.
When do you hit me up?
I come into your chat when you play league and I say stuff and then you never invite me to play.
I like, number one, I like to play alone because I get mean.
Hey, okay.
This is classic fear on shit.
You try to have it both ways and then you get caught and you're like, I get caught.
Yeah.
I'm not getting caught.
I'm not getting caught.
You need to invite me.
I come into your chat.
When was the last time you invited me to something?
Let's fight now.
You and me.
I invite you to trips that we take all the time.
Oh, oh, oh, you invite me?
Sounds like he invited me.
I invite you all the time.
In fact, you yelled at me once about trying to get you on planes.
Yeah.
Well, that was different than this now.
I'm staying out of this.
Women's history.
And this is my history.
New Ways To Watch Movies00:08:18
Cutie.
By the time you watch this podcast on Monday, Cutie will have thrown a phenomenal birthday party for Kaya.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks for the invite, by the way.
You're not invited.
I have a beef.
And it's a story.
I'm okay.
Let's hear it.
One of the films nominated at the Oscars is called Anatomy of a Fall.
Oh, I was going to watch it.
That's compelling content.
Go ahead.
Talk to us about how you're going to watch a fucking movie you didn't watch.
I watched the trailer and I thought, this is so good.
And then I forgot to watch it.
Can we get a chapter header for that one, Marsh?
I'm trying to bond with my coworkers.
Hey, I appreciate it.
Have you fucking seen the trailer?
I haven't even seen it.
I don't even know what the movie is.
This is out of fall.
What?
In the Anatomy of a Fall.
Oh, God, you guys are coming.
A guy fell down.
No, no, no.
Movies are exhausting.
I can't watch them.
Dude, okay, we have to.
Go ahead.
Finish this thought, but I have another thing that you are going to love.
Go on.
In this movie, there's a dog actor.
Yeah, and he fucks.
Wait, wait, what?
There's an acting dog.
Like a dog.
It's an actor.
Yeah, but he fucks.
No, he doesn't fuck.
He just, he just like, like airbud, but in a dramatic film.
But fucking.
There's no sex with a dog.
Marsh, please pull this up.
That'd be crazy.
And the dog was going to come to the Oscars.
That's so sick.
Because the dog does a great job in the film.
Probably the most compelling character in the film.
He's an actor.
Damn, you hated this movie, huh?
No, they rallied against the dog and they banned him from attending the activity.
Wait, why?
Is the dog it up?
Is the dog pro-Palestine?
Is that why?
Oh, my God.
I'm so glad I brought topics today for you animals.
They were like, this dog.
Oh, my gosh.
They were like, this is a controversial dog.
He can't be here.
Messy the dog.
Why'd they?
What was the reasoning, Will?
Because they apparently there was a contingent of like actors or people in the academy that thought that Anatomy of the Fall would gain like support in its bid for best picture, I think, if the dog is at the Oscars.
Now, look at how cute this dog is.
That's insane.
Look at this dog.
It's an acting dog.
Look at this dog throwing shapes.
Bitch, I could do that.
I'll be honest.
Yeah.
You could not do that.
You could serve a tougher bee.
I've never seen you act.
Wait, that's insane, though.
Couldn't you make that argument for like literally every famous celebrity?
Yeah, like that.
No, they're saying, well, listen, this.
I mean, look at this.
I'm so mad.
Okay, you're so right.
This is a great story.
That is an acting dog.
Because I'm fucking livid, right?
Thank you.
The fact that they said no to this dog actually being in the Oscars when he deserves to be at the Oscars.
So this acting job he's doing right now is a very specific thing he learned how to do because in the movie he gets drugged and he plays drugged and he does an awesome job.
That's insane.
Yes.
He should win an Oscar.
Yeah.
Because the movie's not that great.
You can't.
The dog is awesome.
The dog.
Well, the movies.
The movie is good.
And they all knew that.
He's just very there's only so much you can do about falling down.
But realistically, I mean, this is what we've.
I love him.
What do we have to do, Will?
Well, that's why we're using our platform to try and get this dog to the Oscars.
What?
Hey, let the dog in.
Oh, that's perfect.
Kaya can kind of do that now.
No.
Yes.
No, she cannot.
She gets it up.
Should we invite him to his birthday party?
Snuggling dog.
She is not an acting dog.
That's an acting dog.
You think the dog got paid?
Yes.
Yeah.
But who's not a small dog?
That's fucked up, actually.
The owners.
Yeah, that should be the best.
But that's kind of what you think.
I mean, I'm sure they treat the dog very well.
What if they don't?
You don't know.
What if they leave the dog in a cage?
Because I'm not a cynical bitch.
This is why I think the dog is being treated well.
This topic has been brilliant.
Jeanette McCurdy's book and her mom did some fucked up shit.
And who knows about that dog's mom?
Okay.
Speaking of movies.
It's Oscar's movie weekend.
I didn't even know that that was.
Should we do a betting?
Okay.
We bet.
Should we do a betting?
Should we do a betting on it?
Okay, listen.
It's Oscar's movie weekend.
It's Oscar's movie weekend.
Will and I went on a cinematic journey this past week.
It is.
Yeah, we were Muadib.
We were Lisa and Al-Ghaib.
Okay.
We were fucking hard.
We were doing it.
We were doing your mom.
Okay.
We watched it.
I invited Cutie Cinderella, not Austin.
I had a lovely Dune sponsorship.
So you can't talk about my things that I said.
No, I already did on stream.
So it's too late.
So it's already been leaked.
We already did the sponsorship, but the sponsorship was the sponsorship wasn't about the movie specifically, it was about Microsoft Flight Simulator.
It was about the movie.
Okay, well, Microsoft Flight Simulator, DLC.
Yeah, what the fuck for the movie.
Anyway, just let me know she won't even get on the damn point is this.
My point is this: I was like, let's go watch Dune.
And QT literally said, Yeah, I can't watch movies.
They are too long.
And Austin also agrees.
What the fuck is happening?
We don't have time when I can have it at home and I can't.
From you, that's insane.
What was your excuse?
I'll watch it once I can have it at home and I can pause it.
I gotta take breaks.
I get bored.
This podcast is too long for my ass.
I don't know.
I don't know why they're like this.
I don't know.
I don't know how you can be like this.
I don't like to watch movies.
I think I have multifaceted issues.
I watch on a plane.
Delta has the screens.
I just, it just sits in the, you know, when the button is physically the worst way that you can appreciate the medium.
Literally, no, I don't.
It's like watching it on an iPad.
It's like watching it on an iPhone.
I don't watch it on the plane.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't even look at the TV.
I just turn it off and I scroll on TikTok.
For how many hours?
That's a longest one.
It depends on the flight.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Tomorrow.
I watch The Office.
I can't believe I'm a normal person in this conversation and you guys aren't.
I feel like I enjoy that.
Everybody relates to us.
I enjoy things.
You don't.
Can I suggest something while we're on the topic of Dune?
Please pull up.
I think it's called 4XD.
Dune in 4XD.
Apparently, there's a new way to watch movies.
Whoa.
I have a.
Can you smell it?
Dude, there's a clip of someone watching Dune in 4XD that was on the internet, and it looks insane.
Is it like the shaking seats and stuff?
Yes.
Can you smell that worm's good good in 4xD?
What are you talking about?
We all thought about it.
Talking about the worm movie.
Talking about the worm movie.
I think it's called 4XD.
It's maybe 4D.
It's probably 4DX.
There's a 4D experience.
Oh.
Wow, you guys are.
Don't join them.
Oh, sorry.
It's so good.
It's so good.
Oh my God.
They're so bad.
It's so good.
I wanted to watch Zone of Interest before the Oscars.
I'm like, Zone of Interest I hear is punishing.
Yeah, I heard it's punishing, but like very good at the same time.
Wait, look at this guy.
Yes.
Yes.
Look at this shit.
Fog, bubbles, water, deceit smooth.
I feel like this is some.
This has existed before, and they're trying to do it again for Zoomerbait for people like Austin.
See, it's for people like Austin.
But you cannot appreciate fucking when you're fucking getting shook around.
I did it first.
But listen.
They had Shrek 4D and he would fart and you could smell that thing.
Brooklyn Beckham Gripe00:05:40
Okay.
Yeah, Universal Studios.
You've already seen the movie.
I would watch it again.
If we take mushrooms and then go watch it in that, it would be.
We would be.
I would do that.
But I have to watch it once.
Like, I had to give it a once over in the way that it's in the way that God intended it.
Right, right, right.
But now we can ride the worm.
Yeah.
God, oh my God.
Ride the worm.
That was actually the working title of the film.
Do you guys know that?
No.
Ride the worm.
No, I just got it.
I have another gripe unrelated to the people here.
Oh, thank God.
But no, I'm not done with you.
What are you doing for the rest of the day?
You're going to be on my stream.
No, I'm trucking.
I definitely have plans.
I do have a lunch engagement, but after that, I'll be free.
Who do you have a lunch engagement?
I've got friends, kitty, in West Hollywood.
Street Gaze.
There's no Street Gaze.
I took a vacation with the Street Gaze.
We'll talk about it later, but go ahead.
Okay.
There are oftentimes in Hollywood, in the world of marketing and PR, there are celebrities that just kind of come out of nowhere.
Sure.
And they basically become unavoidable.
They're just all over.
And everyone's always like, oh my God, this is the it girl.
This is the it couple.
And I have a gripe with the new latest it couple.
It is all over my timeline.
I don't know if you guys know about these people.
Maybe you'll be able to help me out with this acutie.
Because I'm white.
What?
Because I'm white.
What do you have against white people?
Because you're more in tune with pop culture, especially on this side.
He did nothing.
Tell me about it.
You're giving us nothing today.
Tell me.
Nothing to do with white people.
Tell me about my whiteness.
Brooklyn Beckham and Brooklyn Beckham's wife.
Oh, I do know about it.
Yes.
I knew it.
I knew you would know.
I wanted to bring you into the conversation.
So I am deeply frustrated with Nicole Pelts and Brooklyn Beckham.
Why?
For a couple different reasons.
One, because I think Brooklyn Beckham, classic story of like nepotism, and he just, he just didn't really bring anything to the table.
Well, his coffee book table was like dog shit, right?
But now you own his coffee book table.
He loves in my house because like that, whereas this is an elephant.
I think Caroline's a fan.
What is Brooklyn Beckham?
Caroline is not a fan of Brooklyn Beckham.
Don't slander my queen like that.
That's ridiculous.
Okay.
Nicole Pelts and Brooklyn Beckham got fucking married.
You don't even know who the fuck Nicole Pelts is.
Apparently, she's the daughter of like some investor at Disney or something.
And it's like, and they are all over the place.
They're fucking on like nylon magazine, interview magazine, the it couple.
And I'm just like, no, I know what you're doing.
You're putting this in front of my fucking eyeballs everywhere for me to go, who are these people?
Oh, I guess they're the it couple just to make like a new franchise pick.
Okay, fuck that shit.
I don't want it.
I get very mad.
These people have done nothing that is worthy of any praise or any attention whatsoever.
You're just trying to make them famous because they're fucking rich and their parents are rich.
And that's the only reason why they're, you're trying to fucking make them famous because they pay $30,000 a month on retainer to a fucking PR firm.
BASE.
And then and then all of a sudden we have to learn about like, oh, look at the fits that they have at Paris Fashion Week.
Fuck you.
So go ahead.
How did you want me to contribute?
I just, I'm so am I unreasonable?
I get it.
That's bullshit.
I'll be the devil's advocate.
I like it.
Me too.
We needed because we're bored of Haley Bieber and Justin.
We need another industry pick.
Yeah.
We're bored of Travis Beckham.
And they're a hot couple.
Show a picture of them.
I just, I don't know.
I don't know what to say.
By the way, I know Fred.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Austin, what hair color does Brooklyn Beckham have?
Yeah.
He's brown.
You do not know what these people look like.
I know what Brooklyn Beckham looks like.
You do not know what either of these people look like.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Hold on.
Images.
Oh, look at them.
Oh, that's my couple.
Gorgeous.
Yes.
That's Brooklyn Beckham.
Wow, that's the new Johnny Depp and Renona Ryder.
Yeah, they are not.
That's the funniest part.
Is like Brooklyn Beckham is not even attractive.
I mean, come on.
I mean, no, dude, dude, when Pop Pop is Beckham and Mima is fucking one of the Spice girls, you should be looking hot as fuck.
Okay.
He's rich as hell.
He's rich as hell.
We literally have a rear.
We have moderate posture.
And on the poster, he's rich as hell.
If that is the maxed out version of that, that dude is busted.
No, I'm with you, though.
I don't care.
Did you see the photo of Selena Gomez posted this on her Instagram?
Oh, yeah.
Selena's best things with them.
Benny Blanco.
Is that who she's dating?
Yeah, Benny Blanco's the man.
Bull handed on her boob.
Yeah, Benny Blanco's the man.
He's cool.
He's based.
I love Benny Blanco.
Why do I love him?
Because talented producer, funny dude.
Grabbing titties.
Okay.
No.
Talented producer.
Loves to fucking hang.
Definitely a bro.
Funny guy.
Roxy Unibrow.
Roxy Unibrow.
I love that.
No, he's based.
He also is like very into food, too.
And I love that.
That's also based.
So, like, Benny Blanco is great.
He's a great example of someone who's like, okay, this guy has a lot of unique eclectic interests and whatnot.
He's cool.
He is like worthy of the media attention.
You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
God, it is.
You know, Selena Gomez.
You know that photo.
Look at how you know for damn sure that motherfucker is not on the on the timeline because how hot he is.
Okay.
No, but let me tell you something.
He's so happy to be there.
You know what I mean?
That's what we need.
We all would be.
That's Selena.
Yeah, no, I get it.
I get no, but what I'm saying is he is like he won the lottery.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, fair.
Don't know where you're going here.
I don't understand.
What?
No, take it away, Chef.
I'll be honest, I didn't know really where I was going with that one either, but he just lost the sound of his voice.
What I mean is giving us nothing.
I know.
This has been bare.
What are you talking about?
What do you want us to give us?
Well, I got another topic.
This week, we suffered, I think, what will be one of the most impactful losses globally.
Yes.
Toriyama passed away this week.
Akira Toriyama at the age of 68.
Famous creator of Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z and many other.
It's crazy because I don't know if you guys experience this, but like when you're streaming, people will bring in topics and they'll be like, have you covered this yet?
If they think it's relevant, Toriyama is one that every 10 minutes, someone will come into my stream and be like, did you talk about Toriyama yet?
During the State of the Union, there was like mostly people bringing that up because it came out.
I think Dragon Ball Z is one of those pieces of media that is so ubiquitous.
It's hard to even measure how many people from our age range, probably to down around like 20.
Yeah.
Grew up with Dragon Ball Z, consumed Dragon Ball Z, and like just that art style too is just everywhere.
It also transcended cultural boundaries.
Like this is one of the most impactful pieces of media in Latin America, for example.
Like there's a lot of jokes about how like Mexico is mourning right now, but I cover this on a stream.
I wonder if March can pull this up, but like there are in Mexico in Mexico, Dragon Ball Z is so big that they illegally subbed the ending of one of the seasons and the town actually played it in the town square to like thousands of people sat down.
Cartel activity goes down when new episodes of Dragon Ball Z get released.
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Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It's like it is the most so popular.
Why did that take off in Mexico?
Why it did is because it was cheaper to license than American cartoons.
So they licensed it and there's yeah.
So this is them showing it to like a town square.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
And the Japanese embassy had to reach out to the Mexican embassy to get them to stop doing this.
They were like, you can't.
This is a copyright violation.
They still did it.
Yeah.
But how incredible.
People love it.
But if you're the Japanese embassy and you saw that, wouldn't you want to work with them to make sure that they could view it?
Yeah, I don't, I don't, I think that's cool.
I think it doesn't matter.
It's like one of those things that it's just like it shows the impact of it.
All right, so now I have a question.
I know that you've powered up before.
Yes.
Every time I'm in a pool.
And also.
Have you guys ever powered up?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize it was.
It was, I have no joy in my life hour, cutie Cinderella.
So there's a clip.
Pull this up, Marsh.
Last night, Caroline Kwan, this isn't on LSF if you want to go there.
Caroline Kwan walked into my office and she had just learned about powering up for the first time.
And she did a power-up that wasn't that great.
And in honor of Toriyama, I had to show her how to adequately power up.
So this is just a quick power-up here.
The before and after.
This is super saiyan, too.
Okay, Caroline.
Try to fit in with the cookie.
You scared.
Yes.
Yeah.
God damn, you look good.
No, she should do it.
Is she going to do it?
Take your shirt off, Queen.
Wait.
Go get me a shirt.
God, you look good.
Wait.
And then I say, gotta learn sometime.
Ludwig's done that a few times.
Yeah, you gotta power up.
So I was thinking in the paywall section, you guys should power up.
Oh, okay.
I'll try.
I wasn't allowed to watch Dragon Ball Z or Pokemon as a kid or Harry Potter.
Because you were gay?
No.
Well, you wouldn't have been gay if you watched.
No, no, no.
I wasn't allowed to watch.
My mom, for some reason, she wasn't even religious, but she said no to those things.
I mean, she was religious, but I don't know why that's it.
They banned her.
I never watched it growing up.
I wasn't able to watch it.
Well, you were a girl.
You were supposed to watch Sailor Moon.
I didn't have that.
I don't have that.
Mormons aren't allowed to watch Pokemon.
She is the one.
Sailor Moon.
I watch Powerpuff Girls.
Oh, I wait.
I don't think I was allowed to watch that either.
Oh, fuck.
I don't know.
Dude, I'm learning so much about why you're so weird.
I'm weird.
Okay, so we have a bunch of shows and stuff that obviously we will feel the loss of because we grew up with them.
Do you guys think you have like a Dragon Ball Z that was like so impactful on your youth growing up?
I got sad when Kobe died.
I remember where I was when Michael Jackson died.
But it was impactful to me.
I don't know.
I still think about it.
And I get really sad.
We're not talking about shows, man.
We're not talking about it.
I used to watch Rugrats.
We learned that cutie's got the mambo mentality.
It made me sad.
I watched Rugrats.
I watched Rugrats.
Wild Thornberries.
I watched them.
I don't think these are like...
I will say my favorite one as a kid that I never wanted to miss was Ed Ed and Eddie.
Oh, yeah.
I did.
Yep.
That actually freaked me out.
Can I say, I'd say it all the time.
Okay, that's actually a good point.
I want to ask you guys something.
Ed, Ed, and Eddie freaked me the fuck out.
It gave me the heebie jeebies for some reason.
That encouraged the cowardly dog.
Courage the cowardly dog.
That was scary.
Courage the cowardly dog is supposed to give you the heebie jeebies.
And I think Courage is like one of the great cartoons because it's like Twilight Zone the cartoon.
Yeah, it just the sense of isolation and loneliness like made me sad and scared as a child.
I just didn't like it.
That didn't happen on Ed and Eddie either.
No, there was something the jawbreakers.
Is it just the art style?
I don't think it's just the art style because I know that Ed and Eddie, Ed, Ed, and Eddie, like the original guy who made it, is actually kind of crazy, right?
Like he, his old work, if you look at it, is like really violent, really gross, like very adult-focused.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, can you look up Ed, Ed and Eddie?
Like, a lot of the cartoons from that era are from like animators and, you know, people that kind of had a more adult old artist.
Rennon Stimpy.
There's a lot of adults.
What was the one with the underbelly or whatever?
It was like the naked one with the eyeballs.
Ah real quick.
Oh, I hated that one.
I know what you're talking about.
So like all of those cartoons from that era are like kind of fucked up.
That's so funny because I don't count Ed Ed and Eddie in that.
But I think Ed and can you look up Ed Ed and Eddie creator old work?
Well, one thing that's interesting about Ed Ed and Eddie is it's just like it's like a world of children kind of devoid of parents.
Yeah.
Like there's always like a mention of his older brother.
I think there's a butcher.
Look up Butcher.
I mean I guess I watched I watched a lot of Simpsons growing up.
Simpsons great.
Yeah.
Simpsons is really interesting because season one through 10 is like this insane amazing work of art.
And then after season 10, they basically call it Zombie Simpsons, where it's just kept running because of the success of the Simpsons.
And they just kept growing.
They're still running to this day.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, Old Simpsons is like, there's a reason why you will always point back to like Old Simpsons episodes and you're like, they predicted this.
They predicted this.
Which they did.
It's because they literally employed half of the Harvard Lampoon on the writing staff.
They did.
And they were all like, to this day, like members of the Harvard Lampoon will just go work at The Simpsons.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A friend of mine who wrote for The Simpsons also, Harvard Lampoon grad.
Yeah.
Wow.
I don't have, I don't think I have a lot of shaping cartoons.
Like my step siblings used to watch Dragon Ball Z, my stepbrother and my stepsister, and they had all the characters.
Yeah.
And sometimes I'd walk in their room and they'd have, they'd be like playing with the characters.
But I kind of didn't fuck with them because my stepsister, she would fart in a box and like a Tuffword box and she'd put a lid on it and then she'd throw the box in the room you were in and take the lid off.
It was crazy.
I don't know.
What does that have to do with Dragon Ball Z?
Because I was just saying I didn't fuck with her.
I don't think Akira Toriyama is responsible for your stepsister's.
For your sister's fart upperware.
Because like if she was like, if she was at least saying like Kamehameha when she did that, like maybe.
I don't know, but I just associated Dragon Ball Z with her and she was kind of mean.
Okay, so what is your formative show?
I think Powerpuff Girls.
I love Powerpuff Girls.
I'd play it on.
Who's your favorite PPG?
Bubbles.
And I'd play it on the playground, but there's only three Powerpuff Girls, so we'd like run out and we just start making up names.
Well, they were the Rowdy Rough Boys.
Yeah.
You could have also had the Gangrene gang.
What you don't talk about enough as cartoon fans is how fucked up Mojo Jojo's arc is.
Yeah, he was the victim.
Yeah.
Do you guys know Mojo Jojo was Professor X's little baby?
Like, he loved him.
And then he drops him on his head.
And he gets chemical X in his brain.
Yeah.
And then he has to become Mojo Jojo.
And he just gets abandoned by Professor...
Is it Professor X?
Is that his name?
Professor X is kind of fucked up when you think about it.
He literally was experimenting on babies.
No, Professor Utonium.
Oh, is that his name?
Accidentally added an extra ingredient.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, why are you chemical X?
Why are you fucking experimenting on babies, bro?
That's weird.
Well, he makes children, too.
He's a bad guy.
He is the real bad guy.
They have, well, there's some weird characters.
Do you guys remember that there is a gay Satan in this show just called him?
And he would like whistle.
He'd be like, oh, but Miss Sarah, she was hot.
Yeah, and you never saw her face.
I thought it was Miss Bellum.
No, Miss Bellum's their teacher.
Was it the same animator or Samurai Jack?
Oh, Miss Miss Sarah.
Yeah, Miss Absolute smoke.
Humming a humming, a humming, a humming, a hummingbreak.
Fuzzy Lumpkins.
I don't remember Fuzzy Lumpkins.
You don't remember Fuzzy Lumpkins?
He was another main villain.
But yeah, PBG was sick.
I kind of preferred Dexter's Lab.
I thought she was like, I like Gega base.
Okay, what was the show that you grew up with?
You know what?
I'm going to be honest.
I'm not going to lie here to be cool.
Don't look at me.
I actually watched it.
I didn't really watch a lot of television.
What did you do when you were a kid?
Did you just go to Starbucks as a kid?
No.
Have you been doing the same shit?
What happened?
You did bubble baths.
I, growing up, well, if you want to know, I grew up and I played a lot of video games, but mostly the same video games.
RuneScape, I played a lot of flights.
I used to put thousands of hours into Flight Simulator.
At what age?
Like from 13 on.
Yeah, but I used to sit.
What did you do?
What did you watch?
What did I watch?
I watched, like I said, Rugrats, Wild Thornberries.
I think you might be the most high-functioning, socially autistic person I've ever met in my life, which is precisely the reason why you don't.
Either you have mastered masking and people don't understand it, because you're describing my brother.
Like Murat is exactly the same way, but like everybody immediately knows.
It's like, okay, rocket scientist, like a lot of this shit makes sense.
He played Microsoft Flight Simulator all the fucking time.
And he didn't have these same like hobbies that I did.
And I think it was because of, you know, a little bit of the thing that I was just mentioning.
That boy got the illness.
Yeah.
It's a spectrum.
Do you feel like you might have a little bit of that?
Because you did spend like a lot of your formative years, like when you were in college when you're supposed to socialize at Applebee's.
Yeah, chill.
Yeah, at Applebee's.
By yourself.
Yeah, and I used to.
I used to have to avoid bullies like you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One time I had a boyfriend take me on a Valentine's Day to Applebee's.
Yeah, it was.
No, I love Applebee's.
I'm just saying.
It's like weird.
It was a show that was formative for you.
It was a show that was formative for me.
I think.
I watched so much when I was growing up.
I graduated from cartoons to like, like, I fucking loved Even Stevens.
Okay, I loved Hannah Montana.
Yeah.
Like, that shit I loved those shows.
I loved Even Stevens.
You know what show is super formative for me?
Allie McBeal.
Oh, my God.
I don't know that one.
Dude.
Dude, you just like unlocked memories in my brain.
Remember the baby?
The dancing?
The schizophrenic baby?
Dude, that used to freak me the fuck out.
I was like, it was one of those moments where I was like, damn, I don't know what to do.
I would watch Allie McBeal with my mother.
What's it about?
It's about a female lawyer.
Yeah.
Oh, that's city.
I only watched real lawyers, Judge Judy.
That's crazy.
Oh, I love Judge Judy.
Yeah, Judge Judy.
I used to watch the fucking day.
You guys watch like daytime television and chilly?
I used to watch.
Price is right.
Yeah, I didn't do that as much, but whatever my mom was watching when I came home from school, I judge Judy.
I used to watch a lot of old-time TV, The Andrew Griffith show.
Your beige outfit makes sense now.
I think he looks great.
He does look great.
I hope he does.
You look hot.
They're both being mean.
I know, but they're just bullshit.
I flew in.
I got up at fucking three o'clock in the morning Pacific, got on a plane and flew here.
Uh-oh.
You look good.
You look good.
I thought about it.
I was hungry.
We're getting caddy on it.
I was like, I'm just not going to be able to do that.
You've had enough.
I think you look nice.
I think formative shows, I would say, too busy dominating the boondocks is like one of the most important shows for me.
I think Samurai and Championship.
I'm so smooth.
But like, I am the visual, the inspiration that made Lady Sing the Blues.
I'm the spock that made you idea bright.
I'm the same spock that led your dog so that you can tell you left from your right.
I am the ballot in the box, the bullet in the gun, the intergload, and let you know to call your brother son.
Yeah, boondocks went crazy.
How did you know that?
That's the intro song.
I have the other kind of autism.
That was a good one.
Oh, I remember that one.
But yeah, Boondocks big.
Samurai Chamblue was big.
Cowboy Beba was big, obviously.
And I know this is him for you.
But specifically, like, I've talked about this already, but we didn't have like popular anime in Turkey.
The only thing that was dubbed in Turkish was Captain Tsubasa, which is a soccer anime.
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Yeah.
And I didn't like soccer, so I didn't really care about it.
And I thought like I thought anime was all about just soccer.
So then when I fucking read the manga, like for the first time ever, when I read Dragon Ball, I was like, oh my God, this is a whole new world, like a whole new genre of things.
So like Akira Toriyama is straight up my introduction to weeb shit.
And then Naruto after that.
So, you know, he's his work is really important for me.
I mean, yeah, like I said, trans cultural boundaries for sure.
So I've been very carefully threading in all the relevant and popular topics from the week.
Does anybody else have any topics that they've brought today?
Yes, multiple, there's been multiple sensationalized plane incidents occurring recently.
Oh, sensationalized.
I saw a tire fall off the fucker.
Yes, but every all these, my theory is that all of these things are happening consistently, but ever since the door flew off, the Alaska Airlines max plane, every time something happens in aviation, the tire thing I can understand.
But anytime something happens in aviation, engine flame out, you know, emergency landing hits a hot topic right now.
And the media is sensationalizing.
It's like a car trying to get everyone back to driving.
But I think these things have always been happening.
What?
Yes.
No, air travel.
That's right.
Air travel.
Yes, I'm right.
Of course I'm right because I'm fucking with their baby aviation.
I'm sorry for you to publicize then.
We should know about all these things.
No, no, we shouldn't.
We shouldn't because aviation, air travel is the safest mode of transportation, always has been.
And also, we just left.
Hold on.
We left one of the safest years of air travel.
Yeah.
We just departed.
2023 is a safety.
I'm going to tell you right now, if I was on a flight where the tires fell off, I'd probably never fly again.
What?
Yeah, 100%.
It was one tire.
You're in a plane that flies.
It flies.
Cutie, get my back on this one.
I never go on it.
She never get on a plane, period.
Yeah.
Well, here's where she's had my back, too.
Here is what, here's what I will say.
You're both right and a little wrong at the same time.
I think you're wrong.
I think you are right.
It is one of the safest.
Today is the safest time to fly.
And tomorrow will be even safer than yesterday.
That's just how it works.
There's consistent regulation because the reality is it's a magic box in the sky.
If it didn't fucking, if you did not feel a sense of safety, you would come to the recognition that we are actually disrespecting God every moment that we're on a fucking plane.
So obviously, obviously it has to be super safe.
Having said that, however, Boeing has been fucking up quite a bit.
You're right that there's a lot more media attention now, specifically on that front, where they're like, oh, anytime like a, anytime like a piston flies off, everyone's like, whoa, you see this shit?
It's crazy.
Social media.
Yeah, no, I'm saying that there's like more attention to it.
For example, here, I'll give you an example.
East Palestine, Ohio, there was a massive train derailment, right?
There was big clouds and everyone freaked out over it.
And everyone was like now looking at derailments and derailments, both in trains, but also derailments that occurred or car crashes that occurred when trucks were carrying chemicals and stuff.
The reality of the matter is there are more than 1,000 train derailments that occur every year.
And it's yet still some of the safest methods of travel for infrastructure and like logistics.
And yet people were paying, you know, people were hyper-focusing on it.
It's the same phenomenon around crime.
It's like crime is a constant, but when you're constantly getting blasted by like apps like Nextdoor, Citizen, Ring, and the like, you think, oh my God, there's crime happening all the time.
And you create a sense of panic surrounding it.
So you are right on that.
I do think that there is a lot of hysteria that builds up.
Yeah, because dying in a plane crash is the worst death.
Yeah.
I mean, I would agree with that.
It is the worst death, imagine.
It's not great.
You're right.
I think getting eaten by rats would also suck.
Give me the rats.
Really?
Give me the rats.
Yeah, the plane crash would suck.
Plane crash is the unfathomable misery.
Yeah.
Unless, unless it's everybody's great.
Unless the most euphoric one, which is you asphyxiate and you peacefully sleep.
It ain't going to be like that.
No, it's going to be.
Oh, it's going to be a beeping siren, baby crying, lady screaming, guy praying.
And then you're upside down.
Yeah.
I thought you would agree with me on this.
The ghost plane phenomenon is like, that's not the worst thing.
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I don't know.
I'm terrified of that.
I have anxiety.
I have anxiety when it comes to flying.
Every time I get on a plane, there's a reality.
I'm like, this could be my last flight.
I do think that.
And if a tire fell off in your plane, your trauma would be deep enough.
The tire thing doesn't bother me because I guarantee those passengers.
The captain came on the thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have to perform an emergency landing.
Please, bro.
And you would, you would, you would cry.
You'd be sobbing.
No, I'd be consoling everybody around me saying, I've done this in flight simulators.
You'd be scratching to get in the cockpit.
Yeah.
No, but every time I sit down in a plane, I do think.
I hope you.
Yeah, you're like, I hope this falls so I can save everybody.
No, I don't hope that that happens, but should the opportunity arise, I will be ready.
Stand back and stand by.
Does anybody else have any topics?
What are we at, Marge?
Okay.
Someone else brought a topic.
I watched the finale.
Well, the finale, Love is Blind.
This is follow-up, right?
This is important.
So the ones I told you about, Jimmy and Chelsea, they have their last date before they're supposed to go to the altar, their wedding, which these weddings are so.
I don't even know if you guys will care.
The weddings are so shittily done, which of course they're shouldily done.
But it's like so sad because these girls are all wearing like the cheapest wedding dresses you've ever seen.
They've got folding chairs out.
They like have to reuse the, like they have balloon arches.
Like it's, it's rough.
It's like, you know, and they're just rinse and repeat, have the next wedding for the TV show.
I think if that show's got to make so much money, they've got to spend more on these weddings.
It's crazy.
But the day, the day before, Jimmy and Chelsea like went on a date and they had this great date all day.
And they talked about how much they loved each other.
And then Jimmy was like, yeah, we're not going to the altar.
Yeah, drama.
Wait, is this Love is Blind?
Actually, kind of bass.
Did he say they would keep dating though?
I don't think so.
Oh.
I don't think they, yeah, because she, she got really, so this is kind of crazy because I know, like, obviously the cameras aren't always filming you on these reality TV shows.
And I guess at some point he like confessed to her, like, hey, by the, like, this is my friend Sarah.
And I've, I, I used to sleep with her just so you know, you know, and like kind of like talked about their past experiences off camera and stuff like that.
And then on camera, he gets home and he was out later than she would like him to be.
And she was like pissed.
And she was like, you were out with Sarah and like you fucked her.
And like, did you've told me you fucked her?
Did he fuck her?
At some point, not at that point.
And she was like, it's not cool with you hanging out with people that you used to fuck.
And he was like, whoa, told you that off camera.
Like, that's embarrassing for like her.
Like, she has nothing to do with the show.
You know, like, exactly.
Now she has everything to do with the show.
And so he like brought that up when he was breaking up with her.
He's like, Yeah, remember when you did that?
Like, that was really fucked up.
And then she like kept doubling down.
She's like, no, it's more fucked up that you hung out with her.
And you, and it was just like, yeah, this is good to watch.
Yeah.
And he was like, yeah, yeah.
Like, she was, he was like, this proved my point.
But then the next day.
Wait, is this Megan Fox?
Yeah.
The next day, I just want to have a two couples went to the altar.
Okay.
There was Clay and AD, and then like Johnny and Amy.
Johnny and Amy are cringe and boring and they love each other and they got married and blah blah blah.
Yeah, anyway, they are.
It's cool that we know why you watch the show.
You're not looking for the success.
Yeah.
No, it's did they say my person to each other?
Dude, yes.
It's so insane.
It pisses me off.
I don't know.
Okay, so I did some research on that.
Apparently, that's a Gray's anatomy thing.
Huh?
My person?
Yeah.
That's what the internet was saying.
That's where it came from.
Yeah.
Yeah, but TJ Maxx women went crazy with it.
I don't know.
They're buying each other's shirts.
I just, I just bring you the answers that you look for.
With an arrow.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
But so Clay and AD.
Clay is this guy that in one of like his talks with AD, this girl, she's a bombshell.
She's gorgeous.
Oh, yeah.
Pull that out for us, Marsha.
Well, this is dad, Marsh.
And they're in this conversation.
One time, Clay's like, Yeah, you know, like, I'm probably going to cheat on you someday because my dad cheated on my mom.
And so it kind of just like runs in the family.
It runs in the family.
Epigenetic cheating.
Remember, did he, what did she say?
So they go to the altar.
Okay, they're both hot, by the way.
Yeah, they're gorgeous.
Yeah.
They go to the altar and they're there.
And as they're about to say, I do, he goes, I'm not ready to say I do.
But like, we can work on this.
We can work together on this.
And she's just like, so embarrassed.
That's right.
That's insane.
So she goes back to her dressing room is crying, obviously.
He goes and talks to his parents.
His mom's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? type thing.
He then he goes in the dressing room and he goes to talk to her and he's like, we can work this out.
Like we can work together.
No.
She's, it was weird.
She didn't put a hard close.
She was, I think she was in shock, like genuinely.
But then there was this really nice conversation with his parents where the mom was talking to the dad because they're divorced now.
And she was like, she was like, you fucked up generationally.
And the dad immediately was like, well, my dad fucked up.
And she was like, no, You've got to stop the generational trauma.
And she was like, kind of a badass about it.
Anyway, shout out Rita.
She watches this for sure.
But she's dumb.
Yeah, I like that you held that man accountable.
You know what Rita also wants?
Good job.
Thank you.
Topics, articulate, well thought out gold star.
Thank you.
He has a Miami to talk about.
Awesome, you brought nothing to me.
I brought my plane topic.
And he has to talk about the bathtub show.
Okay.
You get a half colour.
You know what Rita will see?
They always, they always, cutie, you deserve it.
I think straight men.
They always treat you wonderfully.
They treat me like shit.
Yeah, they do.
They treat me like shit on a consistent basis.
I love him.
No, cutie and I, Cutie treats me the best out of all of you.
I don't know.
You're a fair weather fan.
All of you, all of you shit on me consistently.
Nobody ever gives me any credit for anything if I work hard.
We did not talk about your top show.
I will say, guess what?
I have a chip on my shoulder, and you guys are going to be sorry.
I said, you look great.
I'm going to say that.
I'm not going to kill you.
Oh, no.
The opening topic was about how he wants more of you on the show.
That was the first 15 minutes shitting on me.
If I go on there, he's going to shit on me about how he doesn't want to be in the middle of the day.
His opening 15 minutes was, please bring your beard.
You look hot.
We want you to have your beard.
And then it was, we miss you in Austin.
We wish you were here.
Yeah, he didn't frame it like that.
It was more like you.
Because this is a lover.
Because it's a lover's quarrel.
He said, that's what it is.
What did he say?
He said, I said the F-word.
He said, F-slur.
Yeah, but we edited that out.
He said to me, what did he say?
He said, you're a pathological.
What did he say?
What?
Fraudulent bitch.
Fraudulent bitch.
Yeah, it is a pretty bad.
But that's our terminal.
Right, completely.
Yes.
You know what?
That's what...
And you are a bit of a fraudulent bitch.
You're being mean.
Now say four nice things about him.
No, he can't.
He can't even think about it.
I did.
I said that your outfit looks phenomenal today.
I think it's a little too beige.
No, I like it.
When he said that, I defended your outfit, even though you're wearing Adidas socks with Converse shoes.
I ran out of socks.
Okay.
Austin, you are naturally a wellspring of talent.
And having you on the show automatically increases its value no matter what.
Thank you.
Huge pain to the show.
You've overcome great odds of your tumultuous childhood growing up as someone with severe brain drops.
I'll be equal opportunity.
Hassan, where's your topic this week?
What do you mean?
I've literally had like eight topics lined up in the beginning, including, including beard is not a topic.
Yes, it is.
100% is a topic.
And also, I did the Nicole and Peltz situation as well.
Oh, true.
Yeah.
Half gold star.
See?
I'm scared.
Half gold star for that shitty topic.
That was like the first.
He was just mad at Nepo Babies.
The first 45 minutes was all bangers back to back.
And the comments will reflect that reality.
You know what, though?
I do want to segue into something.
Rita is a fan.
Shouts out to my girl, Rita.
She also, she also is a $5 a month subscriber to the Patreon where she will enjoy more topics behind the paywall.
If you want to join Rita and many other fans, go to patreon.com/slash fear and and subscribe.
We're doing more for the Patreon coming up soon.
No, but I'm doing the most he's doing for the Patreon is just saying he's doing stuff for the patients.
I think we'll do, I think we're going to do an Austin appreciation video.
Marsh, can we get just a fan?
No, this is what I want.
Fan cam, submit your videos.
Fan cam, best fan cam.
Let's do a cash prize.
$100.
Austin show appreciation.
Well, I probably have to pay out the cash.
No, I'm going to.
You have to pay.
No, Austin has to pay.
It'd be funnier if Austin has to pay because he doesn't want to do.
I will pay for the best fan cam.
Okay.
I want it to sweet.
Not sexy.
Wow.
Okay.
Wow.
Austin wants the sexy fan cam.
Okay, we'll take a sexy fan cam.
Thank you.
All right.
We'll react to setting that up for us, Bill.
See you on the next one.
All right.
Okay, let's find the clip.
We'll run the clip.
Okay.
Well, it's in Marsha's.
Let me add some context.
Okay.
This particular guy.
Well, let's play the clip.
Sorry.
Okay, no content.
No context.
Just play the clip.
Drag the puzzle piece.
Okay.
Here we go.
Play the clip.
You will know immediately why Austin is bringing this up.
Turn up the volume here.
How many views does it have?
It has 230,000 likes.
Yes, 230,000.
Shitload of views, millions of views.
He's got neck tats.
Yeah.
Not really a big deal to me.
We were flirting back and forth a little bit, but I didn't take anything serious.
But I guess throughout our conversation, he had gathered enough information about me to book me a plane ticket without consulting me first.
He said, oh, by the way, here's a plane ticket to come visit me for February.
Boy, it's bold of you to assume I don't have anything to do.
I don't.
I'm probably gonna go.
It's first class, baby girl, to LA.
So what the fuck?
But I think it's crazy to just book a plane ticket without informing me?
Without letting me know.
Oh, this guy never watched the notebook.
And maybe he'll comment.
Comment.
Okay.
When did you book him the flight?
Okay, no, The entire comment section is filled with people thinking that it was me.
Not the search.
The search.
And the search thing is Austin Show.
Okay, so first of all, I'm out.
First of all, I don't know who this is.
Second of all, I told you all.
Well, you know who it is now because you definitely looked him up.