All Streamers Are Red Flags explores the podcast's financial origins, contrasting early $6,000 earnings with modern streaming backlash against right-wing figures. The hosts dissect P. Diddy's trafficking allegations and relationship red flags while critiquing Love is Blind contestants and fast fashion's environmental toll. They analyze cinematic failures like The Crow's makeup and Jared Leto's Joker, contrasting them with Heath Ledger's legacy, ultimately framing celebrity culture as a landscape of superficial comparisons and dangerous industry myths. [Automatically generated summary]
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Inviting Myself On The Podcast00:05:09
All right, we're live and we're live.
What's up, everybody?
Today, I don't know, Williams and gentlemen, yeah, that's exactly how I sound.
What I was gonna say is, right now, you're probably watching this on Monday morning as you normally do, but we are actually not filming this on Sunday night.
Why, you might ask me about it.
Why are you exposing because currently, why you might ask?
Well, because currently, Austin is probably somewhere vacationing on this day on this Monday, as a matter of fact.
That's right.
He wanted to fucking go on a group.
I don't remember vacations, neither do I.
Okay, well, look, you guys can take them too.
You just choose not to.
To be fair, Austin did have a show.
I did have a show.
He did have one show.
He did a stream.
I did.
He did a stream, so he has to take a vacation.
I have to take it.
I take vacations in between my shows.
Yeah.
Look, I've adopted a more socialist European livestock.
Bro, Europeans would look to your situation and be like, one, that's way too gay for us.
Okay.
And two.
Europeans are so gay.
That's what I mean.
You're gayer than the European.
What?
How is that?
How did I go from not being gay enough to gayer than Europeans?
On the vacation front, you are the gayest man in America.
Really?
Gays are always on vacation.
Yeah, but I mean, yeah, because we realize that RR is very important to life.
Yeah.
We love vacation.
So that's why we're filming this on Wednesday.
Why do you let Kaya do any Zins?
I think she's big enough.
She's a big five.
Let her in.
She wants to horseshoe him.
She's walking away from me.
Pack one in between pods.
Gay, do drugs.
Kaya, come here.
No, truly, I wanted.
I saw that all of us wanted to have our weekends.
So I said, you know what, team, let's do it today.
I prefer not to do it.
Let's do a Zen episode.
Let's all pack a Zen.
Do you guys want to pack a Zen?
Marsh wants to do it?
No, Austin's going to throw up.
Yeah, we will definitely throw it up.
I will throw up everywhere.
Cutie will definitely vom, but I feel like it's a good concept.
I'll have a good attitude about it.
Hold on.
I think both of us would have a similar reaction, probably.
Why do you want to be like me?
No, you and I. You're your own personality.
I want to start out here.
This is a good one.
I want to start out by saying something.
Cutie Cinderella, you look gorgeous today.
Kill yourself.
You look gorgeous today.
Snaps on that.
Yeah.
It's like.
I just straighten my hair.
I need a hoodie, actually.
My knees look fat.
No, they don't.
That's not ever anything that I've ever seen.
Your knees look fat.
I look fat.
I've never literally not even a part of the body that gets to me.
I don't want to cover up.
Can I have a blanket?
Is there a blanket, Marsh?
Yay.
Wow.
That's so sexy.
Why are you covering him up?
Austin's going to ask for a hoodie now.
No, I don't.
You literally started.
You came in dressed to the nines.
You're looking noticeably not wet.
She was wet on whine about it that we filmed together, by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're looking noticeably not damp, even a little bit.
And immediately you cover up.
I feel great.
Yep.
So whine about it gets all the trad content.
You're trying to all the moisture.
Not my dampness.
Yeah, no, they got it.
It's damp there.
Hey, baby.
Yeah, actually.
Cutie and I are leaving.
We're going to whine about it permanently.
Oh, we're retiring.
We have drama.
We have so much drama.
We recorded wine about it an hour ago.
We're not drunk, by the way.
Yeah.
But we did Hello Coke.
Yeah.
Anyway, so he was talking about how...
Remember when this pod first started?
Hey, what, Cutie?
I thought they were never going to know about this.
Okay, fine.
Let's talk about it.
Remember when this pod first started?
It was just you two.
Two years ago?
Yeah.
And we weren't a part of it.
Right.
Yeah.
And then he's so much better.
I won't say it too.
He made so much money during that time, right?
He made one singular shoe.
Yeah.
Well, it was a pair of shoes.
Yeah.
You remember that?
That was such a great time, right?
Well, I think we made a total of $6,000 at the end of it all.
And I will admit, it was less stressful.
Well, yeah, it's less stressful because you were at a different place in your career, too.
Yeah, now you're famous.
Yeah, now you're famous.
Don't blame us for your fame.
Actually, blame us for your fame.
You're welcome.
Yeah.
They have daggers for you.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying anything here.
What's the drama?
So you guys would be like, Cutie, do you want to come on the podcast?
And I'd be like, ugh.
And then I'd come.
And then he'd be like, Cutie, come on, podcast.
Apparently, that whole time, he was texting you guys and was like, can I please be on the podcast?
I invited myself on the podcast.
That's true.
This is how I ended up here: I invited myself on the podcast.
And ever since then, I've had a chip on my shoulder.
I'm like, I have to be there every week.
Yep.
And I fly in.
You're telling me we didn't have to pay you.
No, no, you definitely have to pay me.
I'm realizing now we did not have to pay.
Hold on.
That goes against everything you believe in.
And of course you had to pay me.
Yeah, what the fuck?
You need a TikTok clip, bitch.
Yeah, we're cutting you out.
No, you can't cut me out.
That's against everything you believe.
And I would write a twit longer.
I don't think you guys understand.
I believe that, one, streaming is the hardest profession on the planet.
I am not.
I disagree with him.
I'm afraid every, okay, you and your boyfriend.
Fuck you.
You and your boyfriend both.
Flying In Every Single Week00:03:59
They're like, look how.
I'm going to make a video about that.
Look how not out of touch I am.
I don't believe this.
I can't believe he said something so ridiculous.
Streaming is so freaking easy.
Yeah.
I think it's harder than being a mother.
For those of you, for those of you who do not have access to Twitter and maybe didn't see it, I got canceled again.
But like, it wasn't even real.
I mean, it's never real.
But this time it was less real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It will be.
Yeah.
I'll probably be canceled by someone.
Next cancellation.
I'll be canceled by something different by that moment.
But for the time being, I'm canceled for saying that streaming is the most difficult job on the planet and that no other job in the real world compares to how soul-sucking and soul-crushing streaming is.
And yeah, that's a real take that I definitely believe.
That's definitely what I believe in.
You're a piece of shit.
I'm a real piece of shit.
Imagine the people.
I'm trying to think of a really awful job right now.
Imagine the people giving birth right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, like people who are mining for sulfur.
Yeah.
Imagine the people working on the oil rigs in Alaska.
Yeah.
Those guys, they don't have stuff like me.
There's someone right now scraping poop.
That is so funny that y'all are there coming at you for being out of touch.
They can't even think of the hard job.
That's how insulated these two fuckers are.
That they were like, imagine you had to shovel duty.
No.
I was specific.
The problem was my brain instantly went to something about diva cups and I was trying to think of somebody whose job it was to pull diva cups out of people's jobs.
That's not a job.
I know.
I know it's not a job, but I wanted it to be.
And then I realized it's not.
And I realize that's a problem.
Rattle five jobs off the top of your head right now.
Well, it's additionally funny that Mr. I have to take a vacation after I did 15 minutes in the tub.
Excuse me, two and a half hours.
Two and a half hours in the tub.
I got too pruny, so I got to go on vacation.
Okay, look, this vacation was planned before I did my tub show.
Okay.
And I'm working now.
Okay.
Yeah, you're working.
You basically are working on the future.
I had a meeting yesterday.
That's crazy.
He told me about his day yesterday.
He was like, I woke up.
I woke up at nine.
Starbucks.
No.
I showered.
No, Starbucks.
I don't drink that coffee.
Generic coffee.
Then he went to a generic coffee place for a meeting.
And then he went to the gym for three hours.
And then he had to eat.
And then he had to shower.
Yes.
And then he had a facial.
He had a facial.
And then he could finally go home and relax.
Wait.
Every part of that day that you described is like what I do for relaxation.
Not a single part of that was work.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We had a meeting at a generic coffee location.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
And it was an hour and a half.
And I also had a haircut.
Oh, I forgot about the haircut.
That was my fault.
Okay.
That's not every day, though.
Other days are a little bit more busy, but that was one of my lighter days.
But yeah, it was for those of you who are not in the know, I guess, what ended up happening was I got clipped out of context immediately.
In a matter of 10 minutes, it went to LSF and then immediately to Twitter.
And then in like approximately an hour, like Keem Starr was tweeting about it.
Every fucking right-wing or right-wing adjacent person was like, this fucking piece of shit.
Streamers are such garbage.
Getting Clipped Out Of Context00:09:01
Am I right?
Which to those guys, I have to say, you know, enjoy the $17 you get from Twitter ad revenue.
I think take the S off that streamers.
Teamers.
Streamer.
Oh, streamer.
Okay.
Come in went teamers.
He took the wrong ass off.
I don't know what you were talking about.
I'm like, I don't even know that guy.
Yeah, I know.
It's so funny because everyone was like that, except for Asmund Gold, by the way.
Shouts out to Asmund Gold, brave hero.
I will never defend your ass.
For valiantly taking, for diving on that sword and was like, no, I get what he's saying.
This is out of context.
And you guys are ridiculous.
And everyone yelled at him too.
People were like mad at him too.
Anyone that like dare speak out.
And your boyfriend also played a role in this because he wanted to clickbait Outreach Farm a little bit and then talk about what he actually wanted to talk about.
Clickbait our own episode?
It's different.
We did.
It was a great title, though.
It worked.
He's a little bit different.
Were we one of 10?
Two of 10?
I think it's pretty close.
Is it falling a little bit since?
We also did it.
We also did not fake Photoshop and make it seem like I said streaming is the hardest job on the planet as the thumbnail.
Hassan thinks his job is harder than yours is the best title we've come up with at the podcast.
That was awesome.
Yeah.
So obviously, as someone who has done it, I mean, this is a safe space.
I think people know my background.
As someone who's done a pretty not insignificant amount of work in the field of labor specifically and in alleviating workplace conditions, of course, I don't believe that streaming is the toughest job.
I want to see you out on the freaking farm with my dad.
Yeah.
I can do it.
I don't think you work hard enough.
I've worked it already.
I want to see you.
I want to see you out freaking mowing lawns with him.
Yep.
I hate mowing lawns.
That'd be terrible.
What kind of farm is this?
Grass farm.
He grew up.
Yeah.
It's a farm.
He grew up on a potato farm, but then he moved out.
Where do you think that grass comes to the neighborhood?
How do you think the farm is?
Of all the chores to do on a farm, that's not the one that I'm.
Well, no, because he graduated from the farm and he owns a landscaping company now and he works really hard.
So that's not the problem.
But it's a little snowy in Washington, so you have to go plow.
And did you know it's dangerous to shovel snow over the age of 35?
So, wait, just you would die, bitch.
Just to submit, just to submit.
Uh-huh.
There's no farm anymore.
Well, we do have a potato farm.
You do?
But my grandparents died, and my cousin lives there.
What happened to no potatoes?
I don't think she's doing great at growing potatoes.
There's no farm.
Well, so she's trying to grow potatoes in Washington.
Well, it's difficult for you to come up with one job.
The farm is in Idaho.
Uh-oh.
What do you mean?
I'm trying to give you a job that's my heritage.
Yeah, Mormon heritage.
I literally own and operate the number one barn in Michigan, remember?
Yeah, it's a prize-winning barn.
Thank you very much.
We have like a bougie barn.
No, it's a prize-winning barn.
It's not even.
You make honey out of it.
Honey is cool.
Potatoes are not as you don't make them.
You used to.
That's how bad we're doing, okay?
Do you pay your bees a livable wage?
That's why we need employees like Hassan to get his shit together and plant us some potatoes.
Oh, fucking.
Do you?
I don't think I'd be a good potato farmer.
That's what I thought.
I will admit.
Probably better than your cousin, who apparently has destroyed the potato farm.
Really famined it up.
Your cousin is pulling a British on the Irish eye.
I famined it up.
She ruined our potato.
My ribs are going to be so much worse.
My legacy is destroyed.
Maybe I should move to the farm.
Wait, is that how they get?
Is that how they figured out how to make Mormon funeral potatoes?
Is they all had potato farms?
I don't think so.
I don't think it's like a genetic thing.
There's some extra heat in that answer.
You don't know anything about my culture.
Don't you dare say funeral potatoes again.
At the Delta Sky Clubs in every city, they have like local flavors.
And at the Salt Lake City International Airport, the local flavor was literally hash brown funeral potatoes.
Do you guys want to come over for funeral potatoes someday?
Yes, I'd love to.
Are you going to crazy?
I think that's bad, Juju.
I think if you were to eat funeral potatoes without a funeral, you're asking for one.
We ate them every Sunday.
Didn't a lot of people die?
Yeah.
Then her cousin called me.
Yeah, my cousin stopped playing potatoes.
I haven't had funeral potatoes in a few years because of her.
She was the one potato carrier for the entire fucking area?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
You guys are cooked.
Anyway, but to move along with the story, Ludwig got a little taste of what I deal with on a daily fucking basis, it seems, where he got some death threats on LinkedIn.
He got death threats on LinkedIn?
I didn't even know this.
He doesn't tell me shit.
That's deep.
Yeah.
He watched the video.
He made a mogul move about.
It was a very well-formatted death threat that came with a recommendation.
Yeah.
That's a good joke.
Did it?
No.
No.
It's LinkedIn.
I don't think the death threats are going to be a good thing.
I've had a glass of wine and a cup of coffee.
Yeah.
We're fucked up.
You just became an East Coaster there for a second.
That's always how I say coffee.
No.
No, you've never said it like that before.
Roll the tape.
Judy, what brand of coffee do you have next to you?
None.
No, no, no.
You're spilling worse than Austin.
She's becoming me.
This is crazy.
You guys are becoming more cold.
Can I use the bear's foot to clean it up?
No.
No.
That's cute.
Can you say yeah to that?
I love when Marshall is.
I'm so proud of you.
This is what I would do.
Do it.
This is no, that's cute.
That's cute.
Don't hurt the cute.
I'm scared of my coochie is going to fall out.
I'm wearing shorts.
I don't think your coochie is going to fall out.
And if it did, it'd be beautiful.
Is this a nice sweater?
Yes.
We need an incident like that.
Don't use the sweater to wipe off the coffee.
We need a PR stunt.
Let's just get.
Let's just have a slip up.
You only have nice things.
What?
No.
You look like someone who only has nice things.
Like clothes.
I try to buy and consume things that I'm proud of and have minimal waste.
Oh.
I shop at Old Navy.
Hey, no, Old Navy gets it done.
They do get it done, but they are fast fashion.
Grow up, old Navy.
Is fashion at?
Oh, yeah.
They had big fires in Indonesia.
At one point, a bunch of people died in their factories.
Dude, so many $5 fleeces went up in fact.
Yeah.
And $1 flip-flops.
It was crazy.
You know who's really stepped up their game is American Eagle.
Really?
Yeah, I'm serious.
His boyfriend shops are okay.
I don't have a boyfriend.
I'm kidding.
Fucking expired.
Wait.
Okay, hold on.
Hassan, before you say that, remember those paint pants that you compliment all the time?
Yeah, I know they're American Eagle.
They're American Eagle.
No, no, no.
Abercrombie and Fitch.
Abercrombie and Fitch.
That's who stepped up their game.
I'm sorry.
Let me rephrase that.
Abercrombie and Fitch has really stepped up their game.
Which is go in there.
They've got some good shit.
They stepped it up like two years ago.
Now everyone's getting on it.
That's what I'm saying.
It's good shit.
If Austin knows about it, it's over.
Let's be real.
Excuse me.
Don't you like this?
I like it.
It's all right.
It's nice.
That's not nice.
You're not being nice.
You're not being nice at all.
It's nice.
This is why I was mean to you.
I like it.
Will likes it, and that's what matters because Will has better fashion than you.
You're going to really piss him off.
Me?
No, I don't give a shit.
You guys can say whatever you want.
You guys think I don't hear everything times a million every day?
It's fine.
Oh, you're stupid.
Okay.
That one felt unnecessary.
Well, yeah, no, I guess, I mean, we can move along from that part of the subject.
I guess it's fine.
I am canceled once again as being anti-work and anti-labor and spoiled.
Yeah, finally.
I do, I guess the thing I wanted to say is like the one part about this that annoys me is that like people that know it's fucking out of context that don't actually have exactly positive views on labor in general will turn around and use this as an opportunity to be like, yeah, that guy's really out of touch and privileged.
Am I right?
Me, on the other hand, I'm fucking so in touch.
And it's just like, it's lame as fuck.
It's kind of like.
I think if you have to argue if you're in touch, you're not in touch.
Well, they don't have to argue that they're in touch.
They just point to like someone who looks out of touch to be like, he's out of touch.
I, on the other hand, I'm good.
Most people are like one of the good ones.
Yeah, fucking.
We're all hypocrites.
All of us.
Hungry, hungry.
I try to limit it.
Anyway, considering that, okay, you guys don't want to deal with this at all.
I understand.
Let's move on.
Let's talk about something else.
Okay.
Arguing If You Are In Touch00:03:19
P. Diddy.
What happened?
Turns out, P. Diddy apparently, is outed as a bisexual man who may or may not have allegedly sex trafficked people and even had.
We're really moving out of the light stuff.
Yeah, what's that?
I was just gonna say okay, let's not talk about that.
No, you guys, you guys bring it up whatever.
No, you guys talk, you guys bring up something, I'm done.
Well, I have a whole topic list actually.
All right, let's hear it all.
Right, here we go.
Wait, why are we not talking about Will Neff's ribs, are you okay?
Yeah, oh yeah, no one knows about it.
You talk about that and Marsh can edit in a clip.
No, he won't.
He's not gonna do it.
He's looking.
He's just shaking his head.
Stop bullying him uh, yeah.
So I went down to work out with one of my heroes, Ronnie Coleman.
I didn't know anything about Ronnie Coleman.
Ronnie Coleman's an eight-time Mr. Olympia.
Yeah, he's cooler than Arnold Schnorcheneger apparently, I'm sorry to say.
Yep, that's, that's who he's cooler Than.
Um, and so I was working out with him, and uh, there's a long lead-in because Ronnie is awesome and he loves to sign autograph.
So, we had to wait for like four hours to work out with him.
And uh, what are you laughing?
He's laughing at his own shit, pissing me off.
What are you laughing at your own shit?
Yes, I'm laughing at my own shit.
So, uh, can we have a moment for lunch?
No, that's all right.
We've been working out all day, and then we got to work out with Ronnie.
I was doing a bench with him, and I was juiced because he kept saying how strong I was.
And I was up there, and I accidentally clipped the rack with the bar and dropped 200 and some odd pounds on my rib cage and just compressed like an accordion.
And I was okay.
I got some bruised ribs.
I've been working out, but you get a scan.
No, fuck no.
Even if it's a broken rib, they don't do shit.
Nothing you can do about it.
I know all about Hassan and I almost died in a golf cart accident.
Yeah, tragic golf cart accident.
You almost died in the accident.
You're pinky?
Bro, it's not my fault.
You're probably the reason why we fucking crashed.
He's going to fat shame you again.
That is fucking insane.
You say this every episode now.
I'm beginning to think that you are fat shaming me.
No, I'm size shaming you.
That's insane.
That's just the more PC term for fat shaming.
You're not fat.
You're large.
That's okay.
Stop.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to start being.
Anyway, I got to work out with Ronnie Coleman, and it was a childhood dream come true.
Did you get a picture with him?
Oh, yeah.
And an autograph?
Yeah, I get a picture of you.
What an autograph I got for my cousin.
So I'm really excited.
Wait, did you did you have to pay the 20 bucks?
No.
I didn't have to.
I didn't get a picture.
Oh, my God.
Did Ronnie Coleman charge you 20 bucks?
No, I didn't get a photo.
Oh my god.
You didn't have 20 bucks on you, broke boy.
I'm not.
No, no, no, no, but he was charging $20.
I didn't ask for a photo.
Oh.
Because I felt I should have gotten a photo.
Yeah.
I suspect because he's weak.
You're hard to like.
Look, you could, that's the one thing I don't care about strength at all.
It's all about aesthetics.
Fat Shaming Ronnie Coleman00:15:01
We know.
Hey, look, I watched all y'all get in there with the, with them, with the worst form I've ever seen.
Oh, okay.
Form police.
I'm a form queen.
Look, I lift the weight with proper form.
Yep.
That's it.
I respect that.
Y'all have to kick me off.
Tear me to pieces, but I look good.
The little weight you're lifting, you do it well.
I do.
That's right.
Let's go to your topics.
They actually, they all kind of suck.
No, is that why you were laughing?
Well, I got the P. Diddy one on there.
Do you?
Yep.
What else does it say about the P. Diddy one on there?
Let's broach your topic a little bit more.
We don't.
This is what P. Diddy accusations and the lack of outrage about them because the victims are male speculation.
Speculation of more closeted entertainers and Austin's experience.
This is my team that wrote this of being openly gay in a very public entertainment space.
I don't know what that is.
Did you get trafficked by P. Diddy?
I didn't.
Not that I know of.
I don't know.
Isn't P. Diddy in jail?
No.
No.
Who's the guy I watched?
R. Kelly.
What?
Did you think R. Kelly and P. Diddy were the same person?
Yeah.
Oh, this is a topic: red flags and green flags in a relationship.
That's really hot on TikTok right now.
The other thing is, that's not bad.
That's not bad.
FaZe Banks is the CEO of FaZe again.
Talking Face Dump right now.
There's on.
Do you think FaZe would sign me?
No.
What?
But I work so hard.
I know you do.
But they don't.
Don't say streamers work hard.
Well, you don't work hard.
I'm not a streamer.
I'm a producer.
There you go.
Okay.
Don't say producers work hard.
Not a rapper.
What's a green flag in a relationship for you, Julie?
Yeah.
It's a good one.
Hassan, what about you're so simple?
Oh, what?
I thought this was a safe space.
It's not.
What's a green flag in a relationship, cutie?
Someone who is funny.
That's what?
That's just a characteristic.
At least Will had the decency that make a joke, kind of, but also serious.
The fuck?
You just said a trait.
It would be, I think that they wanted you to say something more.
Green flag, someone who listens to NPR.
That's a good one.
Okay.
Why?
Because then you're in the car with them and listening to NPR and you feel all safe.
Green flag for me, strong opinions on something nerdy, whether they be good or bad.
I like people.
I like nerds.
I like impassioned nerdy women.
That's insane because I talk about Taylor Swift and you hate it.
And I'm so passionate.
That's not really nerdy.
It's not nerdy.
Oh, okay.
It's also borderline psychology.
What?
Bro, okay.
He's rolling it out for a while.
No, you said you're not.
Bring up that lunch pail and get some.
You said nerdy about a certain subject.
I am nerdy about Taylor Swift.
What do you think the word nerd means?
I think he meant like having a niche interest in something that's like intellectually.
Do you think my niche interest isn't in Taylor Swift?
We're a little worried.
Why don't you want to date me, Will?
We're a little worried about your interest in Taylor Swift.
Red flag.
All right.
Swifty.
My knee looks so big today.
Okay.
Hassan, green flag.
Green flag.
Someone who makes time for you.
Shut up.
Oh, you're such a big serious.
Because I said funny anyway.
Why did you guys take that?
Okay, hold on.
That was a joke.
You call me gay for loving people, okay?
And then that's crazy.
No, we don't.
Crazy.
We don't call you gay for loving people.
I can't.
I'm so sorry.
I feel fat.
We call you gay for being gay.
No.
Hassan says when I do like romantic things with boys, he calls me gay.
I call for watching Ludwig.
You want me to expose you?
They don't care.
About why you were called gay.
Oh, yeah.
I don't.
Yeah.
Don't.
Yeah, I'll blow the whistle.
No, you do something.
I'll blow the whistle shit.
For the record, it was romantic related, and that's why they called me gay.
And they have a right to for this particular situation.
That's right.
And I rescind.
Shut your fucking mouth.
I rescind.
It was very romantic and very gay.
And Hassan, you know what?
The fact that you want your partner to spend time with you, I think, is lovely.
And you know what?
You're just such a sweet-hearted person.
I held his ass to the flames.
You're such a sweethearted person.
And you know what?
You may come off as this, I don't know, arrogant prick.
By the way, to just clarify to everybody at home, what I was going to bring up is not something illicit that is denigrative of his feelings.
And so then Will said.
I think he would be embarrassed.
Yeah, I would be embarrassed.
It was a very part of my personal life in which I was loving a person a little too much.
A little too much, right?
Okay.
Anyway, I wish it was something illicit and cool.
Hassan, I've been bullying you today, and I do apologize.
As a friend, I should do better.
And to make up for it, I'm inviting you to breakfast tomorrow morning.
Red flag for me.
Are you staying here tonight?
Yeah, I'm staying here tonight.
Oh, I'll come down to breakfast too.
Red flag for me.
Red flag for me, personally.
Personally.
Astrological symbols.
Why is that?
I just, I don't like them.
He doesn't like them.
The zodiac stuff, like really being invested into it is a red flag.
That's like a you're eliminating a big chunk of the female population.
That's crazy.
That was a brave thing for me to say.
Why don't you say something brave?
Witchcraft.
That's a red flag for you.
I don't like it.
How many men?
A lot of guys?
How many men?
I'm not into it.
Oh, she means like watching Harry Potter.
I love Harry Potter.
I hate when my boyfriend watches witchcraft.
That was a real Mormon take for me.
I feel like competing internally.
Mormons can watch Harry Potter.
But you're thinking of different religions.
I wasn't allowed to watch Harry Potter as a kid.
Wait, what?
My mom said it was witchcraft, and so she didn't allow me to watch it.
But I could watch, I watched Super Troopers when I was seven, so I don't know what that is.
Oh, Green Flag?
Good relationship with siblings.
Oh, yeah.
Good relationship with family in general.
I like a family.
I don't care if your family's a little kooky, nuts.
Obviously, you know, if your family sucks, you can have a conversation with me about that.
But if I meet your family and they don't suck and you still don't have a relationship with them, then I'm kind of like, hey.
Green flag must love Kaya, must love animals in general.
Yeah.
Red flag if they do not like dogs.
Yes.
Who the fuck?
Actually, now I think about it.
Who doesn't like dogs?
Some people don't.
I love dogs.
It's just they're a lot to take care of.
Is that a red flag?
You're not going to date him.
Yeah.
Green flag goes to the gym.
That's a good one.
Green flag.
Freaky.
Oh, my God.
You said that with the cadence of like a 47-year-old twice-divorced aunt.
They're like the guy and family.
From Minnesota.
What the fuck was that?
Elaborate.
I don't know.
Somebody who's a little wild.
You know what I mean?
Likes to go crazy.
You know?
Yeah.
Green flag.
You know, like somebody who's like, let's, I don't know, let's fucking a restroom.
Ooh.
Ooh, okay.
I don't think that's a little freaky.
Yeah, that's freaky.
Have you done that before, Will?
Yeah, you have.
Yeah.
You fucked in a lot of restrooms.
What about an airport bathroom?
No.
Is that that's something you can't admit to, right?
Because that's a felony.
Blacks?
No, I don't think so.
I was in an airport and I waited outside a restroom and then a couple came out.
Wow.
Did you shun them?
No, I didn't.
I was like, they were in there.
So this is what I evaluated.
I think they were fucking because I sat there and I was like, you don't go in with your couple to poop together.
People do.
That's weird.
I couldn't poop with my significant other.
I feel like QD would do that.
They'd be like, evaluate my poop.
No, I only did that once, but not with Ludwig.
All right, red flag.
Biggest red flag for me.
Doesn't like movies.
We will never be together.
You don't like movies?
I just can't sit around.
They're so long.
I don't like most movies either.
So long.
That's so weird.
Wait, we're going to go to Dune 2 Premiere.
No?
Wait, that's this weekend.
We already missed it.
It already happened.
I thought we were going to go watch DV together.
Wait, you never invited me?
No, you're the one that's going to be.
You're the one that invited everybody.
Oh, yeah, we're going.
When?
Oh, my God.
What day?
Whatever day you want.
Wait, can we wait till I'm back?
No.
No.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah, no.
Our life doesn't get put on pause because you want to go on a fucking vacation.
I'm not going anywhere.
Hold on, hush.
Where are we right now?
Whose house is this?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, you're talking about the house where I fucking carved out an entire studio space for us?
We may that you guys don't even like that much?
I am fine with it.
I like it.
I'm happy with it too.
You fucking better be too.
No, look.
No, Hassan.
Hassan, I have to, like, the earth is suffering right now because of how much travel you do.
Yes.
Your carbon footprint?
My carbon emissions are crazy for this podcast.
So I'm going to alleviate that by going on vacation.
Yeah, you still flew here.
Look, there's a long tailwind.
Great gusts of wind going to carry me through the air.
Great.
You have to get back.
Gusts of wind.
Yeah.
That probably is offset by this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, the gust of wind is so hard.
It's just like you're flying with no gas.
Any other big red flags or green flags before we move by?
I brought up the topic.
I had to think of it.
I mean, it's like lame, but I do care about the politics of my partner.
So I do think it's a green flag if they are also pro-working class people, recognized.
Like, they don't have to be like a Marxist-Leninist or anything.
But as long as they're like, yeah, you know, poor people got a rough and the system kind of sucks and that they don't mind paying taxes, you know, that sort of thing.
Then that's a major, majority.
What if they were a landlord?
Red flag.
Really?
Like, you would not date a landlord?
I mean, maybe.
I don't know.
Depends.
All right, next topic.
Austin, pull it out.
That was it, really.
That's those.
That's the topics that your team.
We got this team through 20 minutes of content.
Okay.
That was great.
Right.
You brought up a TikTok trend.
Yeah.
And I didn't fucking comment on it at all.
And I'm not, that's not even a clip for me.
I sacrificed that one for the group.
This is.
Wait, what are you talking about?
What?
You didn't.
Okay.
What's your green flag?
I don't.
I can't even think of it.
This is your problem.
Oh, my God.
You made it seem like it's our fault that you didn't come up with anything.
Yes, you did.
You said kinky.
Well, you said head.
Yeah, but that was a joke.
You're joking.
Now, mine was a joke, too.
Good save.
Okay, then give us your actual red flag.
Green flag.
Great communicator.
Oh, my God.
Bro, just say it.
Abs.
Okay.
That's your fucking green flag.
Red flag, lack of abs.
No.
Green flag, abs.
Red flag, lack of abs.
Don't even.
Look, I'm.
Look, don't act like y'all aren't, don't have like types.
I ain't got no type.
Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
I got one for Will.
Red flag, no boobs.
Green flag, boobs.
Like a, like a boobless person?
No.
What do you mean, no boobs?
Red flag.
I've seen this man date women with boobs of all shapes and sizes.
Yeah.
See?
I've seen this man without boobs, red flag.
Well, he's without boob.
You can have a double A and still have boobs.
I've seen some very tasteful mastectomies too with really cool tattoo jobs.
Okay, fine.
Maybe that's a green flag then.
Boobs, boobs in general, green flag.
You failed green flag.
Yeah.
Women, green flag, not women, red flag.
Yeah, that's misogynistic.
You're a misogynist for that.
I can't win today.
Yeah, no.
I can't win.
I decided to move the podcast filming to Wednesday to alleviate.
Let everybody have a nice weekend.
And this is what I get for it.
That's not what happened at all.
It would have been better for all of our schedules if we did it on Sunday.
No, QD was talking.
She's like, I need a good weekend off, right, Kitty?
I'm not doing anything.
I don't got one thing.
You ain't got nothing going on.
You guys don't have what we have going on out there.
We need to talk.
We need to have a meeting.
You and I.
We need to talk about how our dynamic needs to get stronger because they're kicking her ass today.
Don't loop her into this.
They're kicking.
They are kicking our ass.
You're trying to wipe up your coffee with the bear, okay?
Don't try to suggest that she do that.
Yes, and that's when you got excited when she was doing it.
You're like, just like me.
Yeah, exactly.
And I think she should have done it, but she didn't because she let them win.
Yeah, what do you, what?
What topics do you have?
I've watched, I watched, I don't even like trashy TV, but I did it because everyone was talking about it.
And I was like, I'm going to do it.
So then I can talk about it.
I watch freaking, well, I watch TV, like I skip through it and then I watch and I skip through and then I watch.
Go on.
Squeak up, Marsh.
He hates it.
I fast forward and then I watch my fashion.
You fast forward through TV shows.
Yeah, and I search for thumb.
I know, because, okay, I've been watching Love is Blind because I wanted to see because everyone's talking about it.
We're going to get there.
Everyone's been talking about it.
And I've never watched it.
And so I was like, okay, I'll watch it.
Essentially, what you do, if you don't know the show, you have, you have to date, but you date in these pods.
So imagine Austin's in the other room and, you know, we meet at noon.
And I'm like, do you want to have kids someday?
And you're like, yeah.
And I'm like, I love him.
Like, that's what we do.
And we fall in love through the walls.
And then if you choose to propose to me, then we can meet in person.
Well, you have to, you have to decide to get married before you meet in person.
Yes.
If you don't know, there used to be a better show.
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I'm not kidding you.
I forget what it's called.
There used to be a way better show.
It was a version of this.
It was like on CBS or some shit where they would dating in the dark.
That's what it was called.
And it was essentially Love is Blind, but it was literally pitch black and it was so sick.
Anyway, they got rid of it for something.
I don't remember why.
But Love is Blind is the show now.
And they date and they fall in love and blah, blah, blah.
And everyone, that's why it's easy to thumbnail skip because you can see when they're crying or when they're happy or whatever.
And so you just search.
That's insane.
That's an insane way to watch TV.
You don't.
Let her do her thing.
Let her do your thing.
You watch anime and it's 10 minutes long and it's easy to consume.
I'm watching hour-long episodes of people in their stupid dating that I don't care about.
Anyway, so then why are you watching this show?
So I could talk to you about it.
Yeah.
Are you mad at me for that?
Yeah, I didn't watch this show.
I'm sorry, I work for this.
Yeah.
Oh, so you hate working.
Yeah, what'd you do today?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just covered a little bit of genocide.
Oh, wow.
Light.
A little light.
Lifting.
Easy peasy stuff.
I watched this show.
Yeah.
Okay.
Keep going.
So there's this guy named Jeremy and this woman named Chelsea.
Yep.
And it's really sad because Chelsea was a better match.
We don't know because new episodes came out today.
So who knows what happened?
But Marsh, can you pull these up, please?
Because I want to see visual humans, visual aids.
When I tell him to, Marsh, don't listen to him.
He's not your boss.
Wait, don't pull him up yet?
No.
I guess I'm going in blind.
He's going to pull him up when I'm ready.
So anyway, Chelsea should have ended up with Trevor for the record because Trevor was like a meathead and he had a mullet and Chelsea loves mullets.
And Chelsea's a little millennial.
She like talks about how she like she keeps, you know what pisses me off?
She keeps saying a bunch of the girls because a bunch of them are like in their 30s.
They're like, I just want to find my person.
Shut up.
Yeah.
Why?
The sentence, my person.
Isn't that the whole concept of the show?
You guys don't hate that?
That's the cringiest sentence in the whole wide world.
No.
When Marsh is nodding his head, I get concerned because usually he's on my side.
Yeah, I think it's true.
It's a little cringe, but like, it's, it's, I think, I think, wow, I think there's a red flag for me.
Don't be like, I'm looking for my person.
You know what I mean?
I'm not your fucking person.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Well, Chelsea did that a lot and I didn't vibe with it, but Chelsea's finally.
Lady, go on.
Anyway, so they're dating and there's this Jeremy guy that's also, he's talking to Chelsea and he's talking to this other girl, Jessica, who's a freaking bombshell.
But she, Jessica tells him that she has a kid and then all of a sudden he's like less interested in Jessica.
So fuck him, number one.
And then Chelsea, in their dating, Chelsea's like, oh, do you ever get a celebrity lookalike?
And he's like, he's like, no, not really.
What about you?
And she's like, well, because I have dark hair and light eyes, people say Megan Fox.
I've seen, I saw TikTok this.
So now you can pull their pictures.
Jeremy and Chelsea love is blind.
Didn't they end up together, though?
Well, so yeah.
So then he's like more interested in her.
He's like, oh my gosh.
And he ditches Jessica and he starts talking to her more.
And then he chooses her.
He proposes.
So they get a meet in person.
When they meet in person, the vibe is not there.
Yeah.
Like Chelsea is in love with him.
She looks like Megan Fox.
I saw.
What was I not supposed to say?
So only the gay man has the ability to say that without getting flamed.
Wait, but I mean, I think she's beautiful, but she doesn't look like.
I mean, she's a stunning girl.
Is she natural?
She's beautiful and natural.
No, no, no.
She's, don't let me.
Don't get me wrong.
She's gorgeous, but she doesn't look like Megan Fox.
And she's also not even a...
She doesn't.
She also doesn't have brunette hair.
No, but didn't they end up together too?
Wasn't like, didn't he propose and he's like, I love you.
I'm happy.
Well, so this is what happens.
Okay.
Even though you don't look the thing like Megan Fox.
So he did.
He said, I'm happy.
And what happens then, after they all get paired off, they get shipped off on their honeymoons.
So like they all, so then the next episode is all of them in Maui or some shit, and they all are in their own villas and blah, blah.
Man just wanted to get a good vacay out of it, I think.
Yeah, and so there's been some weird, he's had some weird moments.
Like he complimented another girl's looks while they're at the villa and stuff like that.
And then the next episode, they get.
The honeymoon is too soon for that.
Yeah, the next episode they get shipped.
Did the other girl look like Megan Fox?
And now they have to live together.
No, not at all.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah.
Do you mean when he doesn't meet Megan Fox?
Oh, no.
That face is not like this.
And she like runs.
Look at his face compared to her face.
She's so excited.
Wait, we need the full thing.
You gotta find the whole full thing.
Because then she sits there and she's like, you're so cute.
And he's like, got great teeth.
Yeah, yeah.
And so later he told her that at the villa because she was like, you've been walking the shit out of me.
I pay attention to things, the goings-ons.
You were lying to me for a little bit.
Because I got in my head about.
You're surprised I got tattooed from, but like other things.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh!
Oh, that's so uncomfortable.
Oh, shit.
You told me a thousand things.
We sort of like kiddo looks, but.
Not for you.
Oh, shit.
He's disappointed.
Wait, he says something here.
She definitely lied to me like Al She Love.
Oh, she looks like Megan Fox.
Wait.
You're so sweaty.
It doesn't really matter.
I'm very attracted to her.
He says I'm still attracted to her.
Such a liar.
But I don't think that's a good idea.
Yeah, I said that.
That's not something you want to hear.
Yeah.
Well, can I be honest?
What?
I don't think meeting someone on a fucking reality show is the way to do that anyway.
Gasp.
Maybe they'll work out.
No.
No.
But it's great fucking TV.
I think we should do it on Twitch.
Yeah.
The better part is when she first tells him she looks like Megan Fox in his room.
He literally goes, Yeah.
He gets really excited.
And then, but the new episodes come out today, so who knows?
I don't know.
His imagination ran wild.
Yeah.
I mean, what do you do?
Well, I mean, it's not like that crazy for him to expect something that looks like Megan Fox.
It's also like so bold.
I feel like it's like when this episode comes out, Hassan will be getting canceled for that.
That's what he was told.
What do you mean?
Like, listen, I'm not walking around being like, I look like Brad Pitt.
If you were on the stadium show and you had to say what celebrity looked like, what would you say?
Like, they're like gun-to-head what celebrity is.
Jack Black.
Chris Farley.
Danny DeVito.
Danny DeVito.
You gotta fuck up.
He's a mind fuck.
No, they're like.
Wait, so you just lie.
No.
You don't look like Jack Black.
I look like Chris Farley.
I don't think on Ozenpic, maybe.
Yeah.
No.
Chris Farley on Ozempic.
None of us are seeing it.
Okay.
You act like Chris Farley.
I say Danny DeVito, and then there's a lot of people.
Because you want them to really fall for your personality.
You don't look like Danny DeVito at all.
I get told I look like Tim Dylan.
Who's Tim Dylan?
Oh, no.
Kind of, but no.
No, no.
If you said that and then you showed up, people would be excited.
Will, I don't see it.
Oh, no.
Okay, I get the actor from you.
They have the same hair.
You get Penn Bagley.
No, you get not Penn Bagley, but no, he's fucking not bringing up the obvious look-alike that you don't even know the guy's name.
The guy from Walking Dead.
Who does he look like from the body?
But he's also acting like that's not who they know.
That's not Penn Bagley or whatever.
Yeah, Rick Rhyme.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he's an attractive man, too.
I don't know why you don't.
No, he just, he looks a lot older than I do.
Oh, that's why you're embarrassed for the comparison.
I can see that.
You literally look exactly like him, Dog.
Yeah, I'm okay with it.
He's a good-looking guy.
I'll say, who could I say?
I don't know who I look like.
You're just so unique.
That's not what I meant at all.
I just don't think I look like.
People never say that anything.
They don't really say that.
Not really.
Except for the football guy who looks like a way chattier virgin to me.
What is it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you mean Sam Hartman?
Sam Hartman.
What's it like?
Well, he's like way hotter.
Wait, what?
What's it like to be just a supermodel?
What are you doing?
Why are you pissed off?
Who are you talking about?
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Yes.
Good one.
I mean, he's definitely way better looking than me.
Let's be real.
I think his features are too defined.
I think you've got a softened, a little bit softer of a look.
No, it's not.
No, but I'm serious.
I think you're better looking than him.
Call me a bitch.
No.
His results, I've been told I look like Emil Hirsch.
Hirsch.
I've gotten Baker Mayfield, too.
Emil Hirsch.
Baker Mayfield?
Yeah.
Football player.
I think I've gotten this.
Not really.
You don't really look like anyone.
I don't think that's what I'm realizing.
What the fuck?
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
I'm having a hard time with Will and a song.
I think people with I get a lot of just random people with brown hair and brown eyes.
You don't like that one guy from that one movie where they hold up the sign on Christmas.
That's the same guy that is in The Walking Dead, I think.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I think so.
Also, he does look like him.
He does.
You know who else I look like?
Pull this up.
Young Santa Claus Claymation.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I've gotten this a lot.
I look like the young Santa Claus from...
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay, fair.
Okay, facts.
Wait, that's that's wait.
Is that the?
That's what you would tell someone on Love is Blind.
You would be like, I look like.
If I had to describe what I look like, yes, I would say I look like young Santa Claus in that Claymation movie.
I don't think I'd be able to put two and two together.
Well, I'm doing my best.
That may be the closest.
Of all the ones you named, that is closest.
All right, Cutie Cinderella, elephant in the room.
What does Cutie look like?
Let's address it.
Britney Spears.
I don't look like Britney Spears.
A little bit.
You look like my sister, actually, but we have a picture.
Fucking the Barbie movie.
I don't look like Mr. Debbie.
Margo Robbie.
I'm just Margot Robbie.
Queen, you look like Margo Robbie.
Thank you.
Thank you, Canyon.
You look like a really stressed out Margo.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, fair.
Facts.
Facts.
Actually, you're right.
Yeah.
Margo Robbie put through the ringer.
Okay.
Margo Robbie, if she was a cat lady.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's pretty fucked up.
It looks like Claymation Santa Claus.
You agree?
We can't dish it out.
Yeah.
It was fine.
It was crack.
Okay.
Cargo Roger was a meth addiction.
Okay, give me a bad one then.
What do I look like but bad?
We just said you don't look like anything.
That sucks.
What the fuck?
I want to play this game.
Can't you?
I don't know what you look like, Dad.
You kind of look like who's the guy that did Batman?
Oh, you kind of look like...
No, not Gavin Newsome.
I'm trying to figure it out.
I don't know.
Hold on.
That is the most interesting thing.
I'm the only one that's trying here.
I don't think he looks like anything.
You're not trying hard, though.
Don't look at the most faces, I think.
I'm trying to log.
Trying to blur into someone else.
With your haircut, it does look like some sort of like, you could be Batman.
Robert De Niro?
Which Batman?
I don't know.
You could just be Cassidy as the newest.
Did you say De Niro?
Was Robert De Niro ever?
He's the one Batman with the dark eyebrows and the gray hair.
George Clooney?
George Clooney.
I could see a little clooney.
I was just naming Batman's.
Yeah.
I like your glasses, dude.
You look good.
This is a good look for you.
Thank you.
Oh, you know.
You wanted more compliments from me.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
This is a good look for you.
I think the pants, I don't know about those, but everything else looks great.
Okay.
Just wearing a plain black t-shirt.
I think, yeah, it looks good.
And your body, you've been looking shredded lately.
Like very gutted, clean cut.
You look great.
What is this segment of the podcast going to be called?
Austin.
Yeah, what is going on?
Cutie, you look like Margo Robbie after she's not on crack anymore.
She's recovering.
She's ready to make promises in Malibu.
She's recovering, which is cool.
We love her recovery.
We don't know if she'll go back.
She will.
She will.
Marco Robbie pre-relapse.
Oh, Jesus.
I'll take it.
We're nice to each other.
I can't believe you don't have more than fucking P. Diddy and like green flags.
Well, I had other shit, but I don't want to talk about all that stuff.
Wait, what?
You have other shit.
I told you.
I started listing it off.
It was, well, I've got the top hashtags on TikTok here, too.
Jinxy and Moist Critical did a podcast talking about how kick is forming the wrong kind of culture.
We don't want to talk about that.
No, that's a good topic.
Okay.
Resurgence of streamers growing by playing games.
Jinxy, queso, sketch.
And sketch.
Yeah, like another streamer, I guess.
And then there's some hashtags.
Hashtag Monday Motivation.
Yeah.
Hashtag spring break.
Oh, by the way, it's going to be spring break in Miami when I'm there.
Oh, which is a disaster.
Like he didn't.
No.
Oh, my lord.
No, I swear to God.
I swear to God.
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Are you going to look me in the fucking eye?
No, no, no.
No, I swear.
That's why we're here in the podcast.
No, no, no, no.
I swear on my mother.
Okay.
Nobody does this.
I had no idea it was spring break.
Who knows?
It's February.
That's why.
It's not even spring yet.
That's why he's going.
That's why we're shooting the fucking podcast.
No.
It has nothing to do with.
We're going to see him on MTV Spring Break.
No.
Do they still do that?
I'm sure.
No, no, no, no.
Spring break.
I'm not even going to go to South Beach.
Well, I'm going to go to South Beach, but not during the beach part.
My favorite gay bar, Twist.
No!
What?
Twitch.
Twist.
Twist is my favorite gay bar on South Beach.
And I think when Jersey Shore was in Miami, they went to Twist.
Yeah.
Twist is a huge gay bar.
Had no idea it was spring break, but convenient.
Can we talk about something I want to talk about?
Yeah, why didn't you say something?
We all like that.
I always like to wait and let's talk about it.
Have you guys ever seen the movie The Crow?
No.
Yes.
It's a great movie.
Marsh, could you please pull up the original crow?
No, just an image of Brandon Lee.
I almost thought this was Nick, my old roommate's favorite movie, but his favorite movie is like Birdman or something.
Different films.
They're both birds.
But very different.
They are both birds.
Very different movie.
So The Crow is kind of like a cult classic featuring Brandon Lee and his only really major breakout role.
This is Bruce Lee's son.
Which also has a very tragic ending for tragically.
He was killed during the reshoots.
Oh my God.
What?
Yeah.
So just like the Alec Baldwin Russ.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was a real gun that made it on set.
And during a scene where he shot with like 20 guns at once, someone was firing the real gun and he was shot and died.
It was, it was, it was crazy that it was blanks.
Guns, real guns shoot blanks as well.
But unfortunately, I think a little bit like something was dislodged.
I thought in this situation, a security guard's gun made it on set.
Oh, I thought it was a game.
I could do that.
That's it.
I'm never doing movies with guns.
Besides the point, I might have gotten it wrong.
But Brandon Lee, this movie is incredible.
It's one of those cult classics that people love.
I fucking adore this movie.
And they have announced recently that they are remaking it with one of the Scarsguards.
Now, I want you to take one more look at Brandon Lee.
Take a look at his take it in.
Are you going to be sad because the Scarsguards are pre-boys?
No.
Well, you tell me.
Take in this aesthetic.
This is like goth boys around the world for the last 30 years.
This could be played by Joaquin Phoenix.
Yes, have emulated this role.
Now, they showed us, get the full image.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, Scarsgaard played it.
It.
They showed us what Scarsgaard would look like as the crow.
And the internet has been not so pleased, we will say.
This is Skarsgaard as the Crow.
He looks awesome.
He looks pretty.
He looks like the Joker.
He looks like he's the Joker.
He's going to be a Halloween.
Yeah, he looks like the.
Is the Crow a villain?
No.
He looks like a villain.
He's the hero.
There's the Crow.
There's Scarsgaard.
Scarsgaard looks like a villain.
He looks like the Joker.
The only thing I don't like.
I don't like the eyeshadow makeup that they did without the white face, but I definitely hate the titty.
Yeah, show them the titty eye tattoo.
That part I don't like at all.
Really has.
Zoom in on that nipple.
Oh, that's cool.
Enhance.
Enhance.
I'm getting one.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Oh, it's a titty eye.
Oh, no.
Yeah, that's I think this is horrible.
They miss the aesthetic so badly.
I think it might be one of the worst remake adaptation makeup and art jobs I've ever seen.
I believe in the Scarsgaard family.
So I think that Billy would.
I'm not critiquing Scarsgaard's acting at all.
I think the makeup and costume department did what I think it might be my least favorite adaptation of all time.
Webbin.
Yeah.
This might piss you off, but it's my hot movie take.
Sure.
I liked Jared Leto as a Joker.
Is that crazy?
I liked it.
We live in a society, Q really.
I would watch a whole movie with him as a Joker.
Oh, my God.
I know people disagree with me.
I don't think he was that bad.
I think people just were mad.
Did you watch Morbius?
Was he bad?
Did you like Morbius?
Uh-uh.
I liked it.
It's kind of hard to.
So you don't like movies and you liked Suicide Squad.
Well, I like Pirates of the Caribbean.
That's a movie.
That has nothing to do with that.
That's a theme park.
That's a movie, though.
It's a theme park, right?
Great, right?
But you don't, was he actually bad?
Why is he bad?
Why does everyone say that?
Oh, it's cringe.
I want to know.
I'm learning.
You really want to know?
Yeah, I really want to know.
I don't know why everyone thinks he's so bad.
Because I think completely missed one of the most iconic characters in comic book history.
But like, how?
Every way possible.
Joker is supposed to be a multifaceted, deep, complex character.
That's why it's like literally hailed as like a very important role, regardless of the fact that it's a comic book adaptation.
Literally, Heath Ledger's Joker is like held up to...
Yeah.
I mean, it killed him.
I think, I think commentary surrounding it.
They wanted to take a big swing with the new Joker and they wanted to modernize him.
But they did a lot of things like putting him in a purple Lamborghini.
The Joker like hates.
He's anti-capitalist.
Yeah, he's anti-capitalist.
Oh, I didn't know that.
He hates that shit.
I was just also putting him in a grill and like random tattoos of like his most famous sayings was just like just so fucking horrible.
It was offensive to me on every level of my person.
He's a big Batman sim.
I just, I, as consumer, thought, oh, he's crazy.
And I liked that part of it.
I thought, oh, he's a little, he's a little kooky.
I just lost HP points.
Really?
Yeah.
Crap.
Oh, he's crazy.
He was just a little crazy.
He was a little crazy.
I was like, when are you going to realize Mormon women run the show in the United States of America?
Did it do it?
Well, no, it didn't.
No, no one liked him.
That's why I was curious.
I think it did all right in the box.
Everyone was mad about it.
I think that was at the time when you could just take a shit in a box if it was super cool.
Suicide's funny.
It was a really bad movie, though.
Yeah.
One of my exes made me dress up as the Joker in a couples costume before the movie came out because of the trail.
I remember that.
A deeply shameful moment in my life.
Who made you?
I made fun of him.
I was like, it was really fucked up.
I was pretty ruthless.
It was really fucked up.
What's the worst Halloween?
So that was your worst Halloween costume?
Oh, what's your worst Halloween costume?
Oh, God.
Here, come back to me.
I dressed up as Jesus one year and I carried around an eight-foot cross.
Oh, my God.
Was that in college?
Yeah.
That's a sick costume.
At a Southern university.
Oh, my God.
Results were mixed.
Mixed?
You should have done like a, like, you know, whatever.
What?
If you did, like, this, the ski shots, but on the cross?
For some people, it was a big hit.
Like, I had the crown of thorns.
I had abs.
It was, I looked good.
But other people at a southern university, they were offended.
Screamed at me.
But it's fucking Halloween.
If you're even like in the vicinity, we're celebrating.
It's like you're sacrilegious.
Jesus Christ.
I was an Army Ranger one year.
I regret it.
You shouldn't have done that.
Yeah, no, you should.
Now you're, you've, you've older and wiser.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't really have a bad one, but I dressed up as like a slutty cowboy a couple years ago.
That was kind of rough.
I think you did that with me.
Yeah, it sucked.
I don't know why you let me go out in that.
I dressed up as like this slutty cowboy with like a glittery thing.
And I went to this party and I got to the party and I was like, oh my God, I'm the gayest person at this party.
Like I was dressed the gayest of anything.
That's why I made you do it.
Yeah.
And you, then you, then I don't even think you came.
Oh, you, you were there.
No, you were there.
For like 10 minutes.
Katie, what was your worst costume?
I do great with costumes.
I can't think of a bad one.
I really do.
What?
I'm so good at Halloween.
I love it.
Wow.
Didn't you do like the fucking cliche Travis Kelsey shit?
Oh, wait.
I know my worst.
My costume was the best one out there.
I know my worst costume.
I did a couple's costume.
Stop.
I'm walking out.
With my friend.
Okay.
Hassan.
And it was interesting because his part of the costume was instantly recognizable by everybody.
And my part of the costume needed him to be there.
And he went to a different party.
And so I was Revolver Ocelot.
And he was Snake Solid from Metal Gear Solid.
And instead of people thinking I was Revolver Ocelot, everybody asked if I was Major Laser.
Hey, I'm like I said at the beginning, that guy sucks.
I had a friend of mine who, guys.
Fucking asshole.
We're back together.
It is a wonderful privilege to be back together.
Thank you for watching, Fear.
Thank you for watching Fear.
We're going to move behind the paywall portion now.
Unfortunately, I in my defense, I was trying to get laid.
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Based.
That's so good.
You know what?
You've been forgiven.
All is forgiven.
So please join us behind the paywall portion.
I'm going to host a film night, so I won't be here, but I hope you stick around with my three co-hosts.
I'll just mention that.
I'll mention that.
Yes, sir.
Actually, Will's going to be here.
I'm going to be here.
And he's teaching a film night behind the paywall.
That's right.
All right.
Adios.
Bye.
Because that's where I'll go because I won't have anywhere else to go.
What do you mean?
Just clean up after yourself.
It's not that hard.
What the fuck?
Your bed upstairs.
I got to give you props because I don't do it often.
You did this last week already.
You give me props with the bed.
The bed, incredible.
It's tempored.
Would you be if I this is crazy?
I'm not going to do this.
Okay.
I'm not going to do this.
Here we fucking.
But if I wanted to hook up with somebody in your house, I'm not going to do it.
This is literally chat.
Patreon for the record.
We're running dry a little bit on topic, so I'm coming up to the house.
Oh my God.
Okay, let's hear it now.
Go ahead.
Drop it on me.
If I had somebody with me, would you let me would it be weird?
Yes.
Okay.
No street gaze.
No, no, no, no street gaze.
What if I, what if you knew them?
I know where this is going.
What's your policy?
I know where this is going.
I don't want to.
The reason I actually don't stay here when I have somebody with me is because I don't want to have sex in other people's houses.
Don't have sex.
You couldn't.
There's no way.
That's good.
If you stayed at my house with, if you had somebody with you and you stayed at my house, there ain't no way you wouldn't want to have sex.