Stavros and his co-host dissect Twitch's evolving meta, debating whether partial nudity by streamers like Asian Bunny constitutes genuine sexual content or a clever loophole enhancing imagination. The conversation pivots to Shohei Ohtani's record $700 million Dodgers contract, where guest Ronnie expresses xenophobic views linking Japan to China, before the hosts critique Baltimore's automated hot dog machine for its robotic lack of condiments. Ultimately, the episode blends cultural commentary on free speech and platform rules with personal anecdotes, concluding that modern digital discourse often merges serious debate with absurdity. [Automatically generated summary]
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The F-Slur Multiplier00:03:12
All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Fear Ann podcast live for the first time in our brand new studio with your favorite hosts and our amazing guest, Stavros Halkius.
That was the one rebuke I was going to make about the being called it thing is we all lived through the 90s.
I've been called the F-Slur planny.
But for what reasons, though?
Being bad at video games.
Right.
Falling on a skateboard.
Yeah, you're wearing a helmet while biking.
You just kind of feel like a hate.
Eating like the type of food that other people thought was lame.
Like it's everything.
Yeah.
But I think it's got to be, that's where a little, you have to, you have to do a little analysis yourself.
Were you being called it like, does it feel like a light hate?
Were you being gay?
He's saying.
Because if you were doing something gay and you were called it, then it's like valid.
Then it counts.
Well, yeah.
And I think you were just like, you know, it's a little complicated because even I haven't really been called it.
Well, give me a shit.
That's what I mean.
Yeah, I was going to say.
Nobody's called me the F-Slur and a hateful guy.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Growing up on the East Coast.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, no, I've been called it, but they didn't know I was gay.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I wish, like, I don't wish to be called the F-Slur, but sometimes I, sometimes I kind of want to know how it feels.
It's so crazy.
Like, I don't know.
You've been deprived of, like, being.
Like, if I see somebody in public and I'm like, man, they may, this is the type.
I prepare my response.
Right, right, right.
What do you mean?
If you're with a gay guy, you think about how...
This is what I say.
If I'm with a guy, usually, because it'd be with the guy, because they would know I'm gay because I'm with the guy that looks gay.
Usually.
So you're going outside with Hassan.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm out there.
Yeah, we do look way gayer than he does.
Yeah, it's both of us.
Absolutely.
My line is, you know, like, if somebody called us the F-Slur, I would just say you're just mad that he sucks it better than your wife does.
There you go.
You're ready.
You're ready.
You're prepared.
You're prepared.
You're the fantasy of being called.
Standing up to the guy.
I love how that would go because you'd be like, he sucks it better than your wife.
Thank you for noticing.
Finally, oh my mom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, look, I don't think, I mean, there's been a lot of people that have been called the F-Slur, and it's not a nice thing.
I think we can agree.
But, I mean, I use the F-Slur in.
You're gay.
I know.
I use it a lot.
I keep telling.
I've been telling you for years to say it more.
It makes you gayer.
Yeah.
It's a multiplier.
Yeah, it's a force multiplier.
The fact that you don't say it or like were timid about it at first is the reason why.
You're going to stay in bed, though, don't you?
Oh, I do.
He loves to wear a cross.
I dropped the whole cross fetish thing.
Yeah, no, I don't.
I was making sure that he was thinking the crystal fast.
Bedroom Fantasies and Fetishes00:14:39
He was busting too fast.
No, I had this thing where I was obsessed with the guy with the cross on, having sex.
I already did.
I've been there, done that.
It's not as cool.
Because it's like this.
I'm like, fucking, I'm like, this guy's not a Christian.
No, that's the problem.
No!
I need to photo baptism to get off.
He's like, no man that lets me do this to their buddies.
I was like, it was just fake.
You wanted to feel like your cock is the thing taking it, stealing them from heaven.
You want to feel like you're so irresistible that you are sucking your dick sends them to hell.
Yeah, that is the antichrist that's anti-havior.
So I think what I've learned is it's got to be a real situation.
Sure.
Where I'm like, it's like some closeted Mormon, but they wouldn't be wearing a cross.
Fuck.
They might.
Maybe they're bearing the little name tag.
Elder or something.
Bro, go to the Republican National Convention.
Yeah, like plenty of it.
They will literally let you.
They will throw it back.
Really?
You fuck Lindsey Graham?
That's hot.
No.
No, not Lindsey Graham.
Not Lindsey Graham.
No, but you will definitely fuck one of these staffers.
So there's a lot of that.
Oh, my God.
Are they in the closet?
I mean, because some of them have seen that.
Damn.
All right.
Anyway, she's going to make fun of us and talk about this.
What do you want to talk about?
What do I want to talk about?
Well, you got big shit going on.
Yeah, I got the fucking...
I got the specials out.
Go watch that on Netflix.
Yeah, hell yeah.
I don't have shit to talk about.
I'm actually pretty cool to keep saying, you know, talking about the story.
Just talk about dicks and drinks.
He just did his special.
He already offloaded all his stuff.
He dumped all his materials.
I'd love to talk about how...
Well, do I have anything to talk about?
Not really.
Not in particular, no.
It is interesting that I did, but she's not here.
I would love to dive into why she won't go on planes.
I think what's funny is all you Twitch motherfuckers, it's like Twitch made a bunch of the weirdest people on earth famous.
Sure.
Like a bunch of depressed shut-ins became stars.
Yeah.
Now you guys get to behave weird as shit, and no one really says anything.
It's like, what do you mean she had to drive here?
To be clear, you are also.
You are also talking to like three of the probably, I would say, most normal in comparison to like the world.
No, absolutely.
That is so sweet to be included amongst the normal friends.
You know what I want to show Stavros?
Please.
There's a brand new meta on our platform.
Okay.
That's taking over.
Tom, what are you going to take over?
Let's do it.
I'm already ready.
Wait, I'm already ready to find out about this.
Oh, it's a big meta.
Is it in the IRL section?
Or just chatting?
What the fuck is a meta?
It's like a thing.
It's very popular.
Something that's going on.
It's like popular.
Good stuff.
Good thing to do.
I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Billy Rave Brands is pulling that up right now.
I love it.
Summing you, a cultural trend is exactly that taking that.
It's so ridiculous.
It's very divisive.
Okay.
Because some people are like, yeah, this is fine.
And other people are like, I don't know.
I can't wait.
And then some people are like, as long as there's ethics involved, I'm okay with it.
Before we get into that, I actually had a dream I want to talk about.
Let's get into that.
While March is pulling up.
While March is pulling this up, I had a legitimate dream.
And I swear to God, that Hassan was so fucking mad at me.
He was so pissed off at me.
It was in a podcast situation.
We were in a podcast like this, and he was so mad at me.
And his mom heard me, heard that he was mad at me, and she said the F-slur.
She's ever since.
No.
She offered a weapon to hit me with.
Wow.
Like, she's like, Hassan, you're angry.
She offered a weapon.
That's a Turkish thing.
You know what she offered was a spoon.
Classic.
Yeah.
That's not a weapon.
I don't know what it was.
It's like a mom offered a spoon.
I think moms definitely beat people with spoons.
100%.
My grandma threatened us with a spoon all the time.
She said she had the magic spoon that was going to fly from Greece to beat us up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And did it.
Did she use it on you?
She never used it.
She was too timid, but she was all talk.
She was just all talking to me all talk.
Did you know that at the time?
I think I did.
One time she tried to hit us and she was like, like that, you know?
And we were like, bitch, that didn't even play her.
My dad did that one time.
My dad actually hit me in the back of the head one time because I was like, I had this thing.
That's classic.
Yeah.
My dad hit me like that.
I don't even consider that child abuse.
Yeah, hell yeah.
He's insane.
I'm saying.
But he's like, because to me, I was like, I fucking deserved it.
I would run after, I would run downhill after the school bus.
I was a bit...
Wait, why is that bad behavior?
What do you mean?
I was running downhill after a school bus.
You missed it?
After the school.
No, The school bus would drop me off of my house.
There was a hill next to my house.
And then I would just like chase after the school bus.
Are you a dog?
I was just stupid.
No, he did it because it was so dangerous.
Because he's like, what the fuck would you trip and fall and then like die?
I just way more dangerous with that, even including school bus.
Yeah.
Aren't you chasing the school bus too?
I missed the bus.
No, sorry, I didn't miss the bus.
I purposely missed the bus because they made us sign off if we were going to a friend's house.
My friend was on a different bus.
I waited for the bus to leave the school.
It was taking off.
He dropped the window.
I ran up, jumped on the window, and my friends pulled me out.
That's awesome.
That's what I was doing.
And that's way sicker than what I did.
I was like, at the school, saw it and told my mom I got in trouble.
Wow.
So I would just like to know, what do you think that dream's about?
We're talking about anger.
You're worried about, you have anxiety about anger coming from Hassan.
Yeah.
And then you also felt so disappointed.
Are you jealous of his relationship with his mother?
I don't know where that rose.
No, he has a wonderful relationship with his mom as well.
But I think I know what it is.
Or maybe I want to get.
Yeah, no, I have a good relationship with my mother, but it's interesting to psychoanalyze that because I had that dream.
I know what it is.
What is it?
What was your most emotional moment on this podcast before?
It was when you thought people thought that you had disappointed my mom.
So I think, oh, wow.
I think you internalize that.
And I think you're worried that you're going to disappoint me.
But more than me being angry at you, what really scares you is that my mom, who you love, is going to side with me over you.
Well, of course she would.
Yeah.
Well, in real life, I don't know about that.
Yeah.
I come in and talk shit about Hassan.
Yeah.
I'm like, what is he yacking about today?
And she's like, wow.
That's what I mean.
So I think that's what he's worried about, like that my mom would side with me over him or something.
Right, right.
Do you want to take a look?
Let's take a look.
Let's take a look at that meta.
So let's take a look at the meta.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I like what I'm seeing on the little.
Let's see.
That is a talented young actress by the name of Morgan Pye.
What's she?
Is she around?
Is she around or what's going on?
She actually.
I like her.
She is a Twitch streamer and also, of course, the throat goat.
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, is she an adult performer?
Yes.
If you could not tell from what you are looking at, yes, she is an.
I love what I'm saying.
That was very woke of him.
He looked at that and was like, she could be the girl next door.
Yeah, she could.
I wish.
That'd be sick.
That'd be fucking awesome.
I'd come through.
Yeah, what's going on here?
This is the new Twitch meta.
I think I know the context.
Let it run.
I think they'll pick up on the context pretty quickly.
Yeah.
What is this meta?
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, I love when straight men get angry.
Who's this guy?
Can we get him out of here?
Oh, my God.
This is awesome.
This fucking rules.
Dude, salute to her.
We got more of this.
I don't think I get it.
Can we see a couple more examples?
Maybe pull up the Asian Bunny one with Kai Sadap.
My favorite part of these is when the shit was talking.
Because we have watched the Asian Bunny one already.
I think in the last episode.
Well, I think it's important we check it out again.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think I know enough.
I think I need a little bit of a drink.
No, no, no.
You don't.
You don't know enough.
I promise you.
I'm not saying that.
Wait, no, that's the, she drew that.
That's not the one.
There's another one where there's no drawing.
Get the drawing out of here.
Get the drawing out of here.
We want to see.
She is good at drawing, though.
She is great at drawing.
She drew a portrait of me at TwitchCon.
Yeah, that's what you watched, right?
Yes.
I don't.
What are you saying?
Oh, I'm sorry.
She's your favorite WoW streamer.
Yeah, she doesn't play WoW, but she is my favorite WoW streamer.
Yeah, so exactly.
Where is this fucking thing?
Probably what you were confusing.
I'm just thinking that men need to start doing this too.
Just think about it.
By just the top of the screen.
That's what I'm saying.
No, men have done it.
Men have done it.
No, we just need to see the happy trail coming up.
You know what I mean?
So, what you're actually describing is something I will get to in a second as after March.
Dyslexia finds.
Yes.
Okay.
Interesting.
It's not coming up at all.
It's allowed.
No.
There's no way.
I'm just.
Use your imagination.
Yeah, well, I'd love to, you know.
It's kind of hard to use my imagination, but I guess we'll cast it at Asian Bunny XX or whatever, and then maybe it'll come out.
I guess in the meantime, I'll be a professional broadcaster and fill some time, folks.
Sure.
We can break down the one we just saw.
Yeah, let's do it.
First of all, I like what I'm seeing, Titty Hang-Wise.
That's a cool setup she's got going on there.
And I can just...
Get set up.
And I'm thinking, you know, I like being able.
I like it because I'm filling in the bottom half of her tits with my mind.
So I like that.
It leaves a little something, you know.
At the same time, it was pretty cool.
I could have push comes to shove jacked off to that, right?
Certainly as a youth, I could have.
You know, certainly as a youth.
This is the original.
This is like what kick-started the meta.
She, in a way, I would say, is a pioneer.
That's why I wanted to give respect to the artists that came before.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
This is cool.
Oh, nice.
Can you hear?
Wait, hold up.
Put the volume up, Marge.
So let me just say, I'm going to double down on what I said earlier.
I think the original is even, I'm really even more so enjoying the titty shapes here.
I love how you guys are like, we can't talk about gay shit.
Let's talk about tits.
We don't want cutie to make fun of us.
Let's stop what he thinks about tits on the internet.
Well, Dix is Cutie's favorite subject to talk about, which she's always talking about.
Oh, hell yeah, dude.
You can kind of hear it.
Wait, hold on.
Be quiet.
Be quiet.
Play it again, Marge.
She's cool.
Do we really need to see the class?
I think we do.
Guys, stop talking.
Play it again.
Yeah, play it again.
Everyone quiet.
Why aren't you showing it on screen?
I was.
I thought we had demonetized.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, dude.
That's awesome.
That's really cool.
Go ahead.
Talk about what you want to talk about with respect to the meta because I have questions.
Like, I have further.
Okay, here's the thing.
As an outsider, as a man who just dips his toe into Twitch, you guys are really my main connection.
Sure.
Right?
I did it a little bit.
I think those days are over for me.
I had fun, but just popping in, I love what I'm seeing.
I think what we're doing here is the medium is evolving.
You put restrictions on people.
They will find a way to make you bust on the internet.
This is how.
And these women are fucking genius.
Life finds a way.
It's Jurassic Park, dude.
Titties find a way to make people fucking horny on the internet.
These women are pioneers.
Shout out to Asian Bunny.
What is it?
Asian Bunny XX.
Asian Bunny XX.
And Rosa Parks of showing on Twitch.
She's the first one to do it.
So your take is, even though it's clearly sexual content, if you try and limit it, it's just going to find another.
We're going to figure out a way.
I knew who's going to be on my side.
Everybody doing bikini, whatever the fuck.
It's like, oh, this bitch is in a hot tub in her home.
Get the fuck out of here.
We know what the fuck is going on, right?
What are we doing here?
Let's fucking all be honest, right?
You're not showing tit.
Let's fucking get the rules and then let people be creative with the rules.
I'm down.
No, I think the limits make it better because if she was just straight up fucking slapping those titties around and you could see Oreolas, like it wouldn't hit me Aureolas, Aurora, Aurora, Borealis.
Who's the fat one here?
Who's the fat horny one?
That's the way a fat horny guy says Areolas.
Boreolas.
That's the dream I had.
Is that woman's tits?
Then you pan down their two Oreos.
And then Assange's mom hits me with a spoon.
Okay.
But do you see what I'm saying, though?
Because if it was unguarded, if there were no safeguards, that wouldn't be as fun.
So I appreciate it.
I appreciate the introduction.
So, Will, you say you think you shouldn't be allowed to make anyone horny on this platform.
Is that what you're saying?
No way.
He posed that question so perfectly.
No, no.
I don't think, I don't think that's it.
I think that there is a question there where when you can look at something and be like, oh, this is clearly for the purposes of jerking off.
Right.
Maybe there is a discussion to be had about like, is this for this platform?
And why aren't you doing it on a platform?
And ultimately, oh, hi, Kaya.
Kaya, we're talking about tits.
You got to go.
That's crazy that she just broke into the studio.
And ultimately, it's like you do it on Twitch to farm that audience that's not.
Oh, I see.
You're coming through with the like, because let's also be honest.
We're talking about children getting hard here.
Yeah.
That's like, that's really what it is.
Yeah.
So you're making, you're coming from it as like a, this is a wholesome entertainment platform.
But, you know, I don't, I don't mind if it's too, like, I don't mind if it's squeaky clean, but I do think we can look at that objectively and be like, maybe there is a limit.
Maybe I'm getting old and I know that even saying that maybe there's a limit is like, it puts me in camp with like a lot of people who fucking sounding puritanical.
Exactly, exactly.
You know what I mean?
Twitch Tits and Hard Children00:05:08
It's like, we all know what the fuck's going on here.
And by the way, oh, the kids on Twitch looking at half her tits, they're not a Google search away from her old tits.
You know what I mean?
It's like it's there.
Let's stop pretending.
Yeah.
You know, but I do think have a limit.
Yeah, I don't think you should be able to just show tit on this fucking thing, but let's put the rules down and then let's let these geniuses find their ways around.
I think you've swayed me.
Innovation.
Innovation, dude, it makes it better.
It literally makes it better when there's rules, when there's safeguards around.
It's like leaving up some stuff to the imagination.
You know what I mean?
It's like mysterious.
And here's the thing.
It's kind of like, you know what it also is like?
It's like, it's not, you're allowed to not like it.
You're allowed to be like it.
Like, if a 50-year-old guy dates an 18-year-old, it's like, that sucks.
That guy sucks, right?
It is legal.
It's not for me.
I don't appreciate the behavior.
But we got to have a line at a certain point.
You know what I mean?
You can't just be like, this guy has to go to jail because it's weird.
Ultimately, that's, you know what I mean?
I think ultimately that's my take.
Is that like, I'm not lobbying for it to be taken off the platform, but I do like when people can say, like, oh, yeah, that's that's it's a little strange.
That's for jerking off.
It's for it is for, but so is most of what you're doing.
Yeah.
If there's a what Stop is like, if there's a will, there's a way.
People will jerk off.
I would say that I would make the argument that although it is for sexual pleasure, no, they are very natural.
Those even a gay man, I could say, those look natural to me.
No.
Asian Bunny, for sure, I couldn't tell with the first pair.
First, yes, second, no.
Asian Bunny?
Wait, wait.
Asian Bunny, no?
No.
What?
You have watched a lot of people.
He's a breast person.
He's not a fit whisper.
He's a tendon.
I'm your favorite WoW streamer, so you know a lot of tit whisper.
How about this?
The top, those look more natural to me.
Now, maybe the magic of the art form, man.
I would love to debate who's got real tits and who doesn't based off just those.
I would have for sure flipped them.
You know what I mean?
Really?
You're wrong.
You're an amateur.
I'm an amateur.
Yes.
Watch what the fuck you say.
I'm not an amateur.
You're a tiny amateur.
Let's bring them both back up.
They're both fucking back.
They're going to get demonic.
I'm just saying.
There was a natural droop to them, but that can also be saved.
That's why it's mad.
I didn't know, but they're not old enough, I feel like, to experience that level of drinking.
There are also different types of tits or whatever.
I don't know.
That's fine.
I don't know much about the subject.
However, I will say that even from a non-sexual way, I think it's actually, I have tuned into these sorts of things as well.
Gay guys.
I love shit like that, though.
It's interesting.
Gay guys love women doing dumb stuff.
No, no, like I have seen some breasts on Twitch that are so comically large that I'm like, dude, you got to see this.
Like, holy shit.
What's like, tell me so I can avoid that.
But where are you seeing that?
No, but like I've seen some people gaming and I'm like, why are you holding out on us?
My God.
Yeah.
Jesus.
You know what I mean?
Like, like I said, and I've talked about even in public, sometimes you see some boobs and you're like, boy, sure.
God, sure.
Damn, like, you just have to look.
It's like a gravitational pull.
I'm not even attracted to it sexually.
You're jelly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
Yeah.
I said you're jumping out of it.
No, but aesthetically, aesthetically, but I mean, he's awesome.
I just, I think they're cool to look at.
I agree.
But not sexual.
I'm not attracted to them.
That's fine.
I don't want to be the first clause of the guy where he's like, I'm not straight.
Just like, look at that.
It's interesting you bring that up because I genuinely feel like every once in a while, because I believe sexuality is on a spectrum.
If I ever have like an inkling of attraction towards a woman, I feel the same way that I felt when I was in the closet.
So interesting.
I have a question.
If the area around the areola is okay.
Is the shaft of a dick okay?
Well, you're saying the head is the nipple?
In your metaphor, the head is the nipple.
I don't think that's how it works.
It works around, it works like this.
Like, you can just show a little bit of pussy.
You have the tip.
It's just dick isn't tits.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, I can.
Can you?
Little cable toe.
Well, you can do dick cheese like skin.
You can shoot.
What is what constitutes pussy skin?
You can do outline of the cock for even an inch of lip.
Now, you could probably show the skin right before the lip.
It's kind of at the pussy part.
That's why they have those like micro kidneys where it's just like it just covers the slit.
You're not covering anything.
I've always been a big advocate that there should be more dick cleavage.
Yeah, I think that's fun.
That's funny.
Wholeheartedly.
And you know what I love about dick cleavage?
You got a little dick.
No one tells.
No one can tell how long that shaft is.
That's right.
The beginning of everyone's shaft is the same.
Yep.
And I love that.
I can show a little shaft.
People think my dick's.
Unless not girthy, though.
In which case, like, they can just manage.
They can figure out that you're not.
I think most dicks don't look great, Flaccid anyway.
College Milkshakes and Cock Cheese00:02:46
Well, that's the thing.
You got to.
How many dicks have you seen?
Here's how I would do it.
So many dicks.
So many cocks.
What do you call them?
Wait, what do you mean?
Where are you?
I'm just going to say fraternity.
Sports.
There's a whole lot of people.
Sports not real.
I'm talking in the wild.
I played sports and also went to college and it was an external.
So he said most flaccid dicks don't look good.
And you're like, I played sports and I was a fraternity.
So that noise was about how cool all the guys' dicks that you've seen have looked.
Yeah.
Because you were like, well, you said it as a woman.
No, yeah, I've seen some nice dicks.
But I'm not ashamed to admit that.
You got me on it?
You've seen a nice dick in your lifetime.
Did I say I haven't seen a nice dick?
Exactly.
I've also, you know, I also played football.
Will show me his dick in Amsterdam.
I did.
How was it?
It was nice.
He's got a nice flaccid dick.
I can see that.
You'll get a kick out of this.
Yeah.
Tell them what you did in college instead of being gay.
Instead of being gay in college?
What did you do on weekends?
Instead of being gay?
What would you do on weekends in college?
Play RuneScape.
What was the other thing you'd do?
What was the restaurant you'd go to?
Oh, yeah.
When I was in college, it was very depressing.
On the weekends, I would go to Applebee's and sit at the bar.
The ball.
And I would order an Oreo milkshake and chicken wonton tacos.
And do that.
On a Friday and Saturday night, I would go and they knew me.
Back to back?
Both of you?
I was a junior in college.
What?
I would sit at the bar.
You would do that sometimes.
You would do it every day.
I would do it every Friday and Saturday.
I would get an Oreo milkshake.
And I would talk on the phone with my best friend about how I hated college.
No, I was depressing.
Yeah, I didn't.
I mean, I thought I was asexual.
You know what's funny?
It's like some closeted guys take all that and they channel it into like their studies or their work.
And they become like, you know, they take all that effort and they just really become smarter, better people.
Yeah.
This motherfucker was spending $24.99 every Friday and Saturday at Applebee's.
He's instead of being gay.
He didn't improve his life at all.
He fucking just had the shittiest meal and drink.
No, I mean, I knew the bartender.
Bro, he lived through like late.
You mean the guy who made your milkshakes?
Yeah, he made my milkshakes.
Were you attracted to him?
No.
No, I wasn't attracted to him.
What's funny is you know how depressing it is to go to Applebee's on a Friday night and a bartender to go the usual?
Of course, yeah.
And the usual wonton tacos.
And the usual is milkshakes.
You're not even drinking by yourself.
I think I got a problem.
I go to many different establishments that they know my order.
Interesting.
I go to my local Starbucks.
They all know my name.
Baseball Reps and Shitty Meals00:08:23
Sure.
You know?
Chick-fil-A.
I'm starting to get a reputation there.
They know my name.
That's the gay guy.
Yeah, yeah.
They know me.
Well, it's okay.
The way you cancel out helping a homophobic organization is by putting a glory hole in the Chick-fil-A.
That's right.
So Austin pops in, gets himself a spicy chicken sandwich, and then, you know, hits the glory.
HCGH.
I like that.
Also, I just think that in general, he likes that.
I think I'm getting them by buying their chicken.
Right, right.
Oh, yeah.
They're really sad that you're doing commerce.
The fact that they're pleasing a homosexual kind of makes them gay.
Wow, you're like telling me that people like you.
You're fucking my mouth.
You know how many homosexuals love Chick-fil-A?
Oh, yeah.
The gays love Chick-fil-A.
I think Chick-fil-A is gay.
Yeah.
Well, it goes back to your cross-jacking off things.
Yeah.
There is a little bit of you're getting, you're cucking yourself by supporting Chick-fil-A.
A little bit.
It's kind of a kink.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like it.
Interesting.
Yeah, that sucks, though.
Big news.
I don't know if you guys will dig into it.
Shohei Otani signed with our Los Angeles Dodgers 10-year contract, $700 million.
Pretty sick, dude.
That's sick.
So as the resident sports expert here, let me dive into it.
Baseball is my favorite American national pastime.
Take me out to the ball game.
Of course.
You're hitting all the high notes.
Yeah.
As everybody knows.
So Shohei Otani originally had a possibly life career altering injury.
Yep.
And this actually devalued his stock, if you will, dramatically.
You recall we talked about this on a prior episode.
And this number that they arrived at, $700 million contract for 10 years, is actually identical to the pre-injury valuation.
Oh, for sure.
Really?
Yeah.
I think the Dodgers just wanted him no matter what.
Yeah.
Wait, is this the guy that we talked about earlier about how he got injured?
Yeah, and it was potentially a $200 million difference.
Jesus.
But I mean, a couple of gives a year.
Japan does.
All of Japan is going crazy right now.
Well, no, no, no.
I mean, who gives a shit about losing $200 million when you got a $700 million?
Like, at a certain point, who cares?
Austin.
What?
What?
Am I crazy to say if you, hold on.
Yeah.
If you had a $700 million contract offer and they're like, no, it's $500 million.
And I'd be like, no, I'm going to take nothing and walk away from that.
No, it's a massive.
It's his valuation.
I'm going to venture.
I don't know what I'm talking about here.
But I know what you're saying.
I respect that take.
I know what you're saying.
At a certain point, money is money.
I agree with you.
I think they have more money with money.
I think money is certainly a motivator in this situation, but I think it's more than just the money.
It's playing the highest being playerball.
Exactly.
Fair enough.
That was what was like a major devaluing factor, but also the fact that he might not be able to bounce back from the injury.
Well, I'm officially, for the first time in my life, renouncing one of my fandoms.
I'm putting the Mets away.
Oh, my God.
I'm a fan of all losing teams.
I will be rooting for the Blairs.
Wow.
That's your team, huh?
You're officially becoming a Los Angeles team.
I know.
I've been here a decade.
It's finally.
So I root for all losing teams.
Yeah.
For all.
For always endeavor.
There's one other sports thing I want to talk to you about.
Please.
You were on my favorite sportscaster show.
You were on The Rich Eyes and Shoes.
On Roku.
On Roku TV, baby.
And you brought out one of your most iconic characters in my opinion.
Ronnie from Baltimore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ronnie.
Can we maybe speak to Ronnie and what he would think about Shohei signing a 700 contract gap?
Yeah.
Okay.
So they got.
What's up, y'all?
Oh, what's up, Ronnie?
Yeah, what's your name?
Nice to be here.
Yeah.
I'm just over here just in Los Angeles, just hanging out.
You know what I'm saying?
Hanging out.
I don't know what kind of fucking.
Where the fuck is this guy from?
What the hell kind of Mexicans y'all got over here?
They got different styles over here I am familiar with.
I'm over here.
Don't tell my parole officer I'm not technically supposed to be outside of Maryland.
But, you know, I think personally, I think that money should go to an American player.
Yeah.
It's a national, it's some major league baseball.
And I'm just, something rubs me the wrong way with giving hard-earned American dollars to a Japanese guy.
Okay.
Good point of guy.
Good point, Ronnie.
I just don't really like that.
Okay.
I don't trust him.
Okay.
I steal all my electronics American-made.
I think they're spawn on us.
So I don't really fuck with that shit.
He, you know, and he's not that good.
I would honestly, I probably would hit, if I faced them, I would probably get maybe out of four at-bats, I'll probably get two home runs off of him for sure.
The thing is that nobody wants to talk about it is that, okay, because China wants him to do good.
So China owns everything.
I don't know if y'all know this, right?
And so as we know, Japan is the capital of China.
So they got, that's where they make like the strong Chinese gods.
You know, they make like the wrestlers and the baseball type Chinese guys.
And so, you know, I'm a guest communism.
And so what they're trying to do is brainwash the children by getting a Japanese guy hitting home runs.
American people should be hitting home runs.
And so everybody's pretending to get striked out by him, and everybody is letting him hit home runs.
So if I faced him for America, to break his facade to fucking China.
You're going yard.
I'm going yard.
Call me fucking Brady Anderson because it's going.
Call me Brady Anderson the year he did steroids because it's going fucking yard.
And I'm doing that shit for America.
Okay.
I'm doing that for our way of life.
And it's bigger than baseball.
So actually, I'm actually over here and I'm saying, we get together, we get a posse, and we beat up the first Chinese gospel as a message that this will not stand.
We will not.
So I think what I'm going to do, I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to go to P.F. Chang's, and I'm going to, and I think I'm going to go fuck up like two or three waiters.
And I think I'm going to throw a couple bricks through maybe like, I'm going to take the, you know, the big statue of the guy with the horse.
I'm going to knock that down at P.F. Chang's.
And I'm going to say, get out Otani.
And I'm going to say, Orioles number one.
And that's pretty much.
And now, and everybody, it would be very clear what I'm saying.
Would you feel different if he signed with the Orioles?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Because if he was with the Orioles, then it would be like, okay, then now, because the thing they're scared of is what we need is for China to agree to dissolve as a nation and become a colony of Baltimore.
Oh, the second they do that, the second they do that, we're taking over the whole world.
So that would have been a very powerful, symbolic gesture if Otani had signed with the O's.
But they're scared of our power.
Ronnie's from Baltimore.
Everybody.
Perfect.
I love the Panther and his Baltimore defender.
He's got like a mythology for it.
Oh, yeah.
That character hits so well for me because I grew up in Long Island.
Yes, yes.
And I tell them that there are Jets fans that I see all over the world.
It's incredible.
And they're the same way.
It's like leading up to the season.
They're like, the Jets are the best team in the fucking world right now.
One loss.
It's like, I'm going to fucking kill myself.
Well, everybody has their townie that's just so fucking stupid.
Yep.
And just believes in their guys, believes in everything.
And their whole world is like, you know, two neighborhoods.
Like three neighbors.
Like the three play they grew up where they went to school and like the mall that they would hang out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's, those guys are fucking cool, dude.
Robots, Hot Dogs, and Jets Fans00:08:40
Dude, David Simon put Baltimore on the map in such a big way.
Yeah, he did.
He definitely did.
He really did.
He really put the team on his back on that one.
Actually, I don't know if that was a good thing.
No, I mean, yeah.
I mean, we've had some good.
The thing, it's interesting.
Baltimore has been in a lot of media if you think about it because it's like even before that, you had the Barry Levinson movies like Diner.
Yeah.
Like there's like a lot of, and then John Waters fucking rules.
All his shit is very Baltimore-centric.
David Simon, everybody knows.
I know what you mean.
You don't want to be known as the fucking cop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The heroin capital.
But it's fucking cool to have one of the best shows of all time.
And it is like that.
I mean, it's not like Baltimore's, it's getting better, but it's not like it's not dangerous back then, especially like it wasn't dangerous.
So, you know, I'm trying to get the baton.
I'm trying to grab the baton from David Sari, you know?
Yeah.
Keep it going.
Keep it going.
Get Baltimore out there.
I flew into Baltimore one time.
Wow.
BWI.
Yeah.
Left immediately.
I actually have to go to BWI.
Wow.
You might want to do this with me when you're in Baltimore.
BWI has one of the only automated hot dog machines in the world.
The airport.
How did you find out about it?
Baltimore.
I love robotics.
You guys know this.
I love robotics.
And the only robotic hot dog dispenser in America?
I think so.
Is that BWI Airport?
And you put in like $10 and a robot makes a hot fucking $10 for a hot dog.
Have you heard of the robot bartender on Royal Caribbean cruise ship?
Well, they have robotic bartenders everywhere now.
Like, we're awesome.
Were you there when we did the Vegas one?
Yeah, they would fucking mix it up.
I need to see what that glizzy tastes like.
I'm with you, the hot dog shows.
It's more interesting.
I would, if you're there, buy a ticket somewhere, never go on the flight just to get a hot dog.
Dude, that's great.
I used to fly into BW a lot.
There was a weird, for some reason, there was a Southwest flight from LaGuardia to Baltimore.
Oh, really?
That's it.
And I was just taking Southwest.
Hey, boys, take a look at this.
Featurize on this.
Dude, I feel like I remember these from my youth.
I feel like these were around.
What the fuck?
Yeah, play that.
I don't trust that.
This guy's a piece of ass.
That's a Baltimore 8.
You put some respect on it.
Fresh drilled.
How does it work?
Serve sizzling hot.
The graphic design's incredible.
Yeah.
It's incredible.
Bro, what'd you see?
What'd you get?
Okay.
They're not.
And you get to choose three different kinds of hot dogs.
Oh, yeah.
Oscar Meyer.
What is that noise?
That's the miracle of robotics going to work on a glizzy rock.
Wait, are they?
Are they cooking it right there?
Oh, yeah.
I love the idea of some kid going to MIT, spending his entire fucking life, and then this is the problem so that he can make a Baltimore airport hot dog robot.
That's awesome.
That's what we should be doing robotics for.
Oh, see, that's how they cook it.
They fuck the box.
They fucked it.
Damn, the robot's long stroking the grill.
God damn.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Oh, my man's got his bitch doing the camera work.
Oh, God.
That's awesome.
This actually, yeah, this is strange.
A cock-shaped food being cooked like this.
Yeah.
It makes you think why we have to do it.
You think you would like this?
Yeah, this is revolutionary in many ways.
You can mix up the stroke a little bit.
Right, right, right.
Different grill marks.
Yeah, exactly.
Angles.
Speed of the skin.
So all you do is cook.
You actually pick the sausage.
That's the only thing you're doing.
Are they like, are they broths or are they all just regular water dogs?
Hillshire Farms is one of the options.
That's more of a sausage.
Here it comes.
We got Oscar Meyer.
I don't know what that second one is in Hillshire Farms.
Oh, man.
Look at that.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
That actually looks pretty damn good.
Yeah.
And then you got the sauce.
That I feel like.
Thank you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry.
Wait, I want to see him eat it.
You're going to fucking.
I want to see what face makes.
You want that money shot.
I want to see what face he makes.
Has the airport been remodeled since then?
This is such a sad.
This is such a sad life.
It's clearly midnight and there's nothing else open.
Scared?
Coward?
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's...
Come on.
I don't like that.
Okay.
I believe him.
That's cool.
I kind of know a hot dog right now.
Okay, for me, I think it's disrespectful that the machine doesn't fucking spray it with ketchup and monsters.
Nah, nah.
No, because there's a lot of people that don't want that.
Yeah, they want the literature.
No, I know, but I'm saying.
No, yeah.
It should be an option.
It is nice when a robot.
Robots are really good at doing shit like this.
Saucing?
They're great.
Yeah, especially because, like, you know why?
One of the best things robots do.
The fucking packets are so annoying.
Like, you try to open it with your body.
No, I agree with you.
I agree with you.
Sometimes you spray it, then it's not enough for one packet.
I'm going to be in the lobby that there needs to be more sauce per packet.
The amount of sauce in a package is a lot more.
We also need to reinvent the packets because they're a pain in the ass.
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
We need a flat, like Chick-fil-A as the ketchup where you just open it like that and then you can dip in the packet.
But hot dogs are not a dip situation.
That's true, but hot dogs are package.
Hey, maybe you don't want to dip.
Leave the top on, unscrew the front, like a ketchup.
That was interesting.
Well, I mean, that'd be nice if you had him like a little thing, a toothpaste, yeah, like the little Tabasco.
That's how ketchup comes.
Little toothpaste.
Have you seen the toothpaste that are in those freaking stoop hotel when you forget your what else is going on in the world, guys?
I've been carrying so far.
I got hot dog machines.
You really have machine.
It just like kind of fucked up the rest of the vibes for me because I'm still thinking about the hot dogs.
Have you guys had robotic foods before?
I think I've had pizza before from a you've had robotic pizza?
I think so, yeah.
I was remember the coffee.
Remember, there used to be like coffee vending machines back in the day.
Yeah, I've had the coffee before.
You know, that feels because it's interesting because all that stuff feels older.
Like that hot dog feels like it's from 80 or 90.
Like that stuff feels like from our youth.
Well, very famously, the mechanical hot dog or coffee machine is in Terminator 2.
Yeah, exactly.
Before he's killed by the like that it feels like relics from the 80s, which I kind of like that.
Yeah.
You know, it's like those are machines that I trust.
Those are machines that I want.
What machines that give me snacks?
What food do you think could be revolutionized if it was made by a robot?
Interesting.
Okay.
So it would have to be something pretty precise, right?
Like it would have to, I don't want, because I don't want a, I don't want like artistry.
Like, have you seen the things of like Costco pizzas?
Yeah.
Where they have the robot like saucing it, you know, that's that's something there.
What food?
Yeah.
Couldn't be anything fried, too messy.
You know, you need something that I'll put one out there.
Go ahead.
Robot burrito.
Interesting.
I think a lot can go wrong there.
There's a lot.
There's a lot.
No, but like if they if they pump it like the perfect amount of rice probably what it is actually and this is gonna sound crazy.
Yeah.
It's a steak.
Whoa.
Because what's a steak?
It's one piece of meat.
Yeah.
Salt, high heat, fast as fuck.
A steak cooks in like five minutes, dude.
Yeah.
And it's not, it's not hard to like, you would have to like, you would cut them in, you know, whatever shapes or whatever, similar shapes, and then you just have a fucking hot ass oven.
Yeah.
And you just scorch that fucker, bang, flip it, scorch it.
How about salt it?
How about from slaughter to grill?
It's one machine.
Yes.
But it is.
I hear that motherfucker moves last moo.
Kill the cow.
The robot cuts out on the other side of perfect steak.
That's fucking fresh as it is.
You see the cow and then maybe you don't see the slaughterhouse.
It's like the lobster tank in restaurants.
That's a lot of.
You kill a lot of cow for one steak.
That's what I'm saying.
But you can see it.
I think that'd be great.
But I do think, because, you know, I think, I'm sorry to not give a funny answer.
I'm sorry to just be right.
No, no, you're right.
You know, because that's just simple.
Salt, high heat, bang, bang.
Burritos, they fuck, you know, one piece of bean gets stuck in the fucking tube and it's fucking out.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Easy Peasy Fan Messages00:05:44
Marsh, do you have any topics for us?
We are at an hour and uh we're at an hour?
What?
Easy peasy with the when you get to boys in Hassan's virginity cave.
You know what I mean?
It's fucking it's easy peasy.
Yeah, it's a pretty what are you looking at right now?
I'm trying to find my penis.
Yeah.
He's just got somebody have topics.
He keeps scrolling down.
Pokemon.
He's scrolling and scrolling and scrolling down and the dick keeps going.
It's crazy.
I wish that'd be funny.
No, I was going to talk about something, but I thought it was too sad.
Like it wasn't funny.
Okay, then don't do it.
Don't bump it down.
Don't do it.
Downer's happening right now in Miami.
What?
Art Basil.
Oh, I was just there in Miami.
Wow, dude.
Nice.
Is that why you didn't fucking show up to the video game awards?
No, I was in Oregon.
You fucking...
You're at the same time.
I was so sick.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, this motherfucker.
Supposed to go to the video game awards, and it's like I asked Will put him on black.
Will's doing like Will's getting paid to do it.
Yeah, yeah, no, I know.
Will's doing like a post-game show or whatever, which is valid.
That's fine.
Get your money up, not your funny up.
Standing on boots.
Yeah, exactly.
So I'm supposed to go to this fucking thing with Austin.
Austin, last second's like, oh, I don't know if I want to go.
So here's the deal.
Yeah, film me.
This is the deal, Stavros.
Yeah, Will.
Let me win.
I text Hassan two days prior to this me having these intrusive thoughts about me not wanting to attend and feeling a little ill.
Oh, two days prior, you started feeling ill?
Phil's crazy.
And you were setting the flaking groundwork.
Yeah, so Hasif Time.
I text Hassan.
I'm like, Hassan, I don't know if this is the thing.
Would you be mad at me?
No response for two days until the day of the event.
Because Hassan texts me.
Because I was overcome with emotion.
Yeah, he doesn't respond.
I'm pulling on you.
So he could become best friends.
So then Hassan pulls out too.
What?
We could have become best friends with Jordan Peel if we had gone.
Oh, and Yokojima.
Wait, we would have met them?
Yeah, probably.
Why didn't I go?
He was weaseling out of it, but you let him weasel.
You let him weasel out.
I just knew.
I knew he wasn't going to be able to do it.
Look, look, it's the holidays.
It's the holidays.
I've been really focused on holiday.
Yeah, by the way, are you celebrating Hanukkah?
Where's your Christmas tree?
I don't have one.
That's a good point.
And on that note, ladies and gentlemen, anti-American.
Thank you so much for joining us here on the first episode of Fear End on our new set with one of our favorite guests ever.
Stavros.
Thank you, folks.
Please go watch his Netflix special.
Run to your TV or streaming device and watch Fat Rascal.
Hell yeah, baby.
It's incredible.
Thank you so much for being on stop.
A lot of big boy representation in that.
We'll talk more about that on the notes for the culture.
For the fat culture.
And if you want to see Stavros' dick, then you can buy his calendar or watch the paywall, patreon.com/slash fear and Stavros going to show us.
He's whipping in.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, we're going to do the meta that they did with that.
I love it.
Peace.
A lot of these things make my dick hard in this room.
Jay Valentine?
That's awesome.
Before we get too far into the episode, we had some, and last night, yesterday during the blacksmithing stream, you mentioned that you're worried people wouldn't like it.
So we had a fan send a pretty heartfelt message that I'm going to show you guys now.
We had a fan send a heartfelt message about new studio.
March is doing Purdue.
Pre-Purdu Segmus?
What the fuck's going on?
It's like now that he's got his own cubby, he's like, yeah, that's all we needed to do was let him fuck.
A message.
Oh, yes.
Look, big change in your life is a good thing.
I'm so proud of you for building a new studio and your passion project.
Be nervous.
Your fans will accept you no matter what.
This will be great for your growth.
It's actually necessary to change before you grow.
Don't be nervous.
You'll be just fine.
Your fans love you no matter what.
You will do okay.
And not just that.
Hey, care, man.
It's like we.
Oh my God.
He didn't say we do well.
He said we do okay.
That is wow.
What a king.
Well, fucked up.
I love that guy.
Me too.
Free him.
Put him back in fucking Congress.
Yeah.
President.
I agree.
Make him president.
Make sure Santos president.
It's about time we had a Jewish president.
That's right.
My first crush was a gay crush was Agent Cody Banks.
Oh, interesting.
Wait.
Who's that?
Is that Frankie Munes?
Yeah, bro.
Keep that shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Agent Cody Banks from...
Like, I was like, dude, I was like eight or nine or ten.
Okay.
It was hot in 2001 to fuck Frankie Munes.
I mean, I don't know.
I didn't even know what fuck meant back then.
I know you're saying.
But now, you know, in hindsight, yeah, probably different.
How about we go around the room?
Really boys stuff.
First busts.
Who did we jack?
Who jacked off to?
I can't remember my first bus.
I don't know mine.
But I have like very formative ones that I can tell you.