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One Weekend Pause00:14:42
All right.
You said it already.
No, no, no.
It's one weekend.
One weekend?
Yeah.
Yeah, you missed it while you were playing.
I didn't miss shit.
Walders Gate.
Yeah, you missed it playing the love of my life, and she and I are in a committed relationship now.
Carlak.
Oh, yeah.
I saw the clip.
Yeah.
That's what you've been doing.
Let me tell you what I've been doing.
Oh.
Dealing with perhaps the biggest diva that West Hollywood has ever seen.
I don't know what.
And this is a target-rich environment for divas.
God damn, there's historic divas out here.
Oh, God.
But Austin Show is you less.
No, Austin Show.
Perhaps one of the tippy top.
Uh-oh, here we go.
He set the stage real quick right as we start.
But before I do that, before I do that, of course, I don't want to be rude.
Don't worry.
I'm just going to fly on the wall.
I'm here to observe.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're back with another absolute banger of an episode.
And we got...
I was thinking like hostess with the most is, but like, that doesn't count.
You know, that's not good.
It's not count.
Is it because she's a woman?
Because you're not a hostess.
Oh.
Yeah.
I thought I was here to officially replace Cutie now.
That's true.
That's right, actually.
We have Foosley in the building.
That's right.
Here to replace Cutie permanently.
She didn't even know about it yet.
I even have the Swifty.
Yeah.
I brought gifts.
Oh, my God.
What?
You're better than Cutie already.
Just kidding.
Cutie used to bring gifts all the time, and now she doesn't.
Think of collagen.
Oh, my God.
Really?
Wait, what does that do?
Do I eat it?
No, those are not supposed to be warm.
No, these are dead warm.
Wait, do we mix them in water?
I would say hot even.
Oh, you just take it.
Oh, my God.
That's so cool.
Wait, this is like 80, 90 degrees.
Oh, why?
The jelly's good.
I promise you.
You might slurp it hot.
Wait, what if we all have like an allergic reaction?
We just go into anaphylactic shock.
Oh, perfect.
No way.
Oh, that's great.
Pink slime.
TikTok never goes react to it before I take it.
He loves it.
We can't be allergic to collagen.
We all have it.
It's good for your skin.
It's like being allergic to oxygen, right?
Yeah.
We all have collagen already.
Right.
We all have a collagen in our skin, right?
I could use a little bit more.
Yeah, there's a little tear, and then you just eat it.
I'm a hypochondriac.
I'm going to have a fake reaction on the stream, but I'm just not.
You know what I mean?
No, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm going to think about a symptom and then I'm going to have the symptom.
I feel that.
I just have hives and then I get high.
This is him beating the diva allegations, by the way.
No, I'm not a diva.
I'm just being responsible for my health.
Did you like the collagen?
All right.
You know what?
Fuck it.
It's good for...
You're supposed to have one a day and then you're like mathful.
What?
Hey, I'm going to turn it into the grape from Willy Wonka.
Just don't eat it.
I'm going to eat it.
I'm going to eat it.
I'm not going to lie.
It being body temperature kind of weirded me out a little bit.
It feels like you're eating like a human's fat or something.
Well, it was right by my dog.
It's apple-flavored.
I know.
Apple-flavored human fat.
Warmed by my belly.
Wow.
Gotcha.
We just had your belly fat, which you don't have.
Because you gave it to us.
Yeah, there we go.
No, you're not on your fat arc.
You're on your fit arc.
Actually, I shan't want to fit arc.
Are you?
I was just saying that to be nice.
Good for you.
I negotiated with my personal trainer.
Basically, I have to pretend I'm struggling a little harder than I am, or else he goes, that's too easy.
And then he adds 10 pounds.
That's tough.
That's tough.
Yeah, Austin would know all about that if he actually came with me to work out.
I have one rule.
When you stay at my house in my CASA.
Did not know about this rule.
Come work out with me in the mornings with my personal trainers at 6 o'clock in the morning.
For some reason, Austin's show also violated that cardinal rule.
I mean, the Australian boys came from like a hundred hours time difference.
Okay.
Did not know that this was a rule of the Hasanabi household.
I've stayed here many times, never heard of this.
Because you probably stayed during a time where I didn't wake up in the morning and train.
But if it's one of the days, then you have to go.
It's never on a weekday.
Okay.
The rule is if you sleep here, you have to go.
I didn't know that.
He didn't tell me that last night until I broke the rule.
And now he's telling me on the podcast of the first time.
Yeah, that's not true.
I told you last night that I was going to wake you up and you were like, you got very stern with me.
So stern that I didn't even wake you up in the morning.
Yeah, I was like, even though I know you were up.
I was awake.
You were awake.
And I can hear your 250-pound ass waking up.
We need to get to the real diva allegations.
Skipping the gym is not the real diva shit.
I wanted to start off.
I wanted to start out with light accusations, only to move on to more severe ones.
What did you do?
Austin.
I'm prepared.
Let me set the scene.
I'm not going to get today.
Is not the day I'm getting walked on on the Fearham podcast?
Okay.
I want to see this.
Tear his ass up.
All the gays are going to be after him.
Let me set the scene.
Slowly but surely.
He's down in the polls.
Check the polls.
Austin Show comes to Los Angeles, and at the very last second, he says, Sassan, I'm staying with you.
I asked to stay with you.
And I was like, Of course, that's not a problem.
Why?
I stay with you.
What changed your mind about staying here?
Because you usually often don't stay here.
You want to stay at a Marriott-connected hotel.
Oh, he said the gays have invaded West Hollywood because of the Taylor Swift concert.
All the Swifty gays have booked every single hotel.
Yep, it's true.
Yeah, it's true.
Every Marriott hotel was booked with he could not find a hotel room, so he asked me last second if he could stay.
Of course, I obliged because I'm a good friend.
Or I would have been at the airport.
Yeah, Austin, Austin came or on Will's couch.
Yep.
Austin came.
He pulled up, you know, put his stuff down, went to the Taylor Swift concert immediately, which is fine.
Yep.
Okay.
And ever since then, he's been a menace.
Oh, no.
First night, I go to bed at 10.
Okay.
Taylor Swift concert doesn't end until like, what, 12:30?
God damn, the endurance on that woman.
Yeah.
The stamina.
It's unparalleled.
Yeah.
Can't debate that.
Austin comes over.
He has the code to my gate.
He has the code to my door.
He has all the keys to get in here.
He has broken into this house while I was away in a different continent before.
That's how much experience he has with coming inside this house.
Okay.
I don't know why I said it like that.
Phrasing.
It doesn't matter.
We'll talk about that as well.
Oh, Will waits for this defense.
Okay.
Okay.
Comes in, calls me at like fucking 2:30 at night.
Okay.
I am deep in REM sleep.
Yep.
I'm Honk Shoeing.
I'm me, me, meing.
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
There's a little thing coming out of my nose.
Okay.
At 2 a.m. I'm in my jammies.
Oh, wait, Leslie, you're away from me.
He wakes me the fuck up.
Yeah, I do.
He's like, I can't open your door.
Yeah, because it was broken and it's still broken.
I'm hearing Davide outside.
They're like, they're trying to engineer the situation.
That's my driver.
That's my driver.
I'm like, fuck.
Okay, fine.
Whatever.
Boom.
Open the door.
He gets it.
Okay.
Doesn't end there.
Kai is pacing around uncontrollably, doing little barks, like going, whoa, wolf.
I'm like, what's happening?
Why is Kai doing this?
She's a guard dog.
Obviously, that's probably the reason.
Because Austin not only came in, but he didn't go to bed yet.
He hadn't gone to bed yet.
He was hungry.
He is hungry, so we had to get his little sushi.
This gremlin.
Wait, where the fuck did you get sushi?
I don't know.
230 in the morning.
I don't know.
It was on the app.
He had a hankering for some sushi.
I was hungry.
I walked downstairs.
Spicy tuna rolls.
Who doesn't like that?
I walked downstairs.
Hypochondriac, and you'll eat 2 a.m. sushi.
Yeah.
That's a little sus.
Insane.
Yeah.
I walk down the stairs and I'm faced with the wettest Austin I've ever seen.
Took a shower.
Hunched over my kitchen counter like a gremlin, not even sitting down, pommeling sushi.
I'm like, Austin, what's going on?
You're describing very normal activity.
You're about to get your ass eaten by my dog.
Like she's like freaking out upstairs.
Her and I are tight.
Yeah, but you were making such a commotion downstairs.
You know?
Uh-huh.
Austin's first response is.
Your shower doesn't work.
It's true.
Your shower doesn't work.
I'm like, what do you mean?
It's like, you don't have any hot water.
True, very true.
I'm like, okay.
It's like, I don't even know.
I'm like, it's fucking 3.30 in the morning.
He's like, I had the shower in the sink for the warm water.
Yep.
I'm like, okay, fine.
We'll deal with it later.
You know, sorry about that.
I go back upstairs and go to sleep.
In the morning, he continues his lies.
I say, Austin, there is no way.
There is no way that that shower doesn't work.
You've had this problem before.
Other people have reported a similar problem.
It's because the shower head has the hot and cold reversed, and you probably did.
Other people have reported the same problem.
Keynote here, I'll use that in my defense.
Thank you.
Continue, sir.
You were one of the other people.
You had reported this problem before.
I know, I know.
And we had solved the problem.
It's not that there's no hot water.
No, no.
It's that you have to crank the dialogue.
It's in my defense.
It's very clear.
Will, you'll be on my side.
You'll be on my side.
You'll be on my side.
Hold on.
I need to take a little pause.
He's dealt with this same shower.
Yes.
I forgot.
You told him how to use it.
Yes.
I forgot.
I forgot.
Okay.
Doesn't end there.
Continue.
He complains to Murat.
And Murat being the handyman he is.
He's like, well, I fixed the shower.
Just giving you a heads up.
The water is going to be extra warm, extra hot because, you know, Austin complained to me that there's no warm water in the house.
So Murat cranked up the dial on my heater to make sure that we have even hotter water than we previously did, even though we already had hot water.
Still cold.
Okay.
Only later to find out that it was literally the fucking dial.
Hold on.
This man just went scolding hot.
And then immediately after my still cold.
No.
Like those are two opposite poles.
Okay.
Wait, Is that the end of the alley?
There's another thing, but I don't want to talk about it.
Okay.
Am I allowed to talk?
Wait, wait, the other thing where it's fine.
No.
Oh, okay.
We won't talk about it.
We'll talk about it maybe, maybe later.
Maybe in the paywall then.
Maybe in the paywall proportion.
Okay, Patreon.
Here's my defense.
I've got this.
I'd prepare for this because I knew he was going to come after me for this.
Let's start with the Taylor Swift coming back at 2.30 in the morning, right?
Queen, perform forever, wonderful concert.
We'll get to that later.
I'm still wearing my outfit.
I haven't taken it off.
Okay.
Look, 2.30 in the morning, I had to call Hassan because his gate was broken.
It still doesn't work.
The monitor, the touchscreen is broken.
You cannot open it.
There's a latency delay.
There's a delay.
Oh, he says delay.
45-second delay.
You touch the button 45 seconds later.
I couldn't get it all.
I'll call cap on that.
So I had to call him to get to jump over it, right?
Fair enough.
No, it's no.
You couldn't get in.
I couldn't get in.
I couldn't get in the door, right?
That part of the natural thing is to call me up.
That's fine.
Next thing is...
Who doesn't love a little sushi at 2:30 in the morning?
Nobody.
Okay.
I've never heard it.
And also, I was not making a lot of noise.
Maybe you should have paid for extra insulation or something.
I don't know.
It's just, it's not, it's not.
He's explaining.
I mean, look, I mean, come on.
This guy's, you know, look, I'll be honest.
I don't have a lot of excuse for the sushi part.
Okay.
I don't have a lot of excuse for the sushi.
The third part, the water, your world's about to come crashing down.
Okay.
Because let me explain.
Let me explain.
And I want everybody to give me a proper chance in the comments section about this particular thing.
He's not even talking to us.
He's talking to everyone that's going to yell at him.
Okay, look, look.
Hassan has a hot or a knob, right?
You pull it out.
That's what releases the water to come towards you.
All right.
You move it to the right.
That is cold for Hassan's shower.
That's weird.
Right.
All the way.
That is cold.
All the way to the left is hot.
Okay.
That being said, when you move the dial out and you push it all the way to the right, which is the normal place that you get hot water, that's the normal direction for hot water.
It gets warm.
Okay.
That's confusing.
It gets warm.
So what I was thinking is, okay, it's warm.
I'm waiting for it to get hot.
So I left it warm.
It would not get any hotter.
It was like lukewarm.
Okay.
So what did I do?
I took it, turned it off, and I started to move it back towards the left, all the way to the left.
In fact, it gets cold.
Okay.
What I failed to realize and that I realized a day later was that it gets cold and then it gets hot again, but not for another couple minutes.
So his system is so fucked up that it had me fucking sitting in there at 2.30 in the morning with lukewarm water.
And then I was like, okay, what's going on?
So I move it to the left thinking I've got it the wrong way.
Then it's cold and then it takes three minutes to get hot again.
And I didn't realize that to the next day until I was on my third shower, third room in his house.
Austin.
I used his third shower.
He went in.
Yeah, he went into different showers.
Three different showers.
He went into different showers as well.
But Austin, you had stayed in that room and had that issue already.
You know how many showers I've been with.
And Austin, you had stayed in that room and had this exact same issue where I walked you through the steps of why it would work the way you thought it would.
Okay.
Now, give me a little credit here.
That is confusing.
That's confusing, but you've done it already.
I forgot.
I forgot.
It's so insane.
But I told you.
You live in a trillion dollar house.
But I told you.
I was like, oh, this happened last time.
You're like, no, it's different than last time.
Yeah.
And I completely forgot because that's normally how you move the, you move the thing to the right.
And people in the chat, come on.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
Yeah, it's just hot and cold is different on the dial.
I'm confused because you asked, you mentioned something today that I think is worse than any of this.
Oh, okay.
When I was like, oh, have you been a diva?
And you're like, oh, there's one thing.
And Hassan was like, oh, we'll talk about it on the podcast.
And you're like, well, I threw a full order of Tikka Masala in the recycling bin.
I take it back.
I don't even know if it was the recycling.
Okay.
No, it totally wasn't.
You knew it was recommending.
No, no, no.
You said it was recycling.
There was some trash in there.
The recycling.
No, I don't.
Is the recycling behind your trash?
It's the recycling.
Yes.
You knew you saw all bottles.
And it wasn't a tikka.
I need to create a bunch of people.
It was bottles and recyclable.
It wasn't a tiki masala.
It was a kebab.
That's at no point did you think, like, maybe I'll put it in the fridge.
Maybe Hassan will eat it.
Everybody knows that kebab is recyclable.
No.
Laundry and Recycling Confusion00:07:42
No, you can't.
It's like.
Look up the Green New Deal.
It's compost.
No, because here's the thing.
He didn't even call you out on it.
You knew what you needed to do.
I thought that's what he knew.
You willingly.
What was I supposed to do?
It was 2.30 in the morning.
Throw the trash out.
Okay, so here.
Why do you keep eating at 2.30 in the morning?
Look at the disturbance.
Where are you ordering from?
I've never even ordered a 2.30 in the middle.
Look at the problem I have.
It's either I'm outside disturbing him or I'm throwing stuff in the recycling bin.
Where can I win?
Chat, come on.
You can win because just take the warm shower.
And then order.
No, no, no.
It was the warm shower.
It was cold.
It was like warm to your hand, but cold to your mouth.
Speaking of warm showers.
Yeah.
We don't talk about politics on this podcast.
But I am still a journalist.
And as it, as it is my duty, my journalistic duty.
I heard recently two separate pieces of information that are incredible.
One, they hate gays and girls.
Yep.
The amount of time it takes for you to wash your clothes, the time period.
Emily, sorry.
Yeah.
That's number one.
Number two, you revealed that you actually don't take showers all that frequently.
That the last time you were on this broadcast, this podcast, you may have...
massaged the truth a little bit.
Explain yourself.
Well, the laundry thing is, I do my laundry about once a month.
What?
But that's because I don't sweat.
They said, we're here wait wait wait, wait.
The information I had was two weeks.
I thought that was crazy.
No, once a month.
Once a month Leslie, it depends on how the sheets are different sheets.
I will wash them when they feel dirty.
You know what I mean.
What's on time?
I have a defense, the pillows.
The pillows.
You get a.
This Emily, and I agreed on this too.
You, you don't need to wash your pillows as much because you get your one side and then you know you flip your other side.
No one is worrying about the pillows.
What about the underwear, Leslie?
I have so many pairs of underwear.
Okay, so you're not recycling.
You have a.
You have a month's supply of underwear you ever use.
No, you don't have 30 different panties.
No shot, I promise I do.
When I find a good brand, I just buy it.
And then, what about bras?
Yeah, I mean, reuse bras.
Yeah, that's okay, that's fine.
Can you reuse?
Can you?
Can you reuse bras?
Absolutely enjoys his fair share of titty residue.
That's okay, I don't.
There is no titty sweat, titty residue, titty residue.
Did they did?
Does titty residue show up on bras?
No wait, what's.
Titty residue?
Yeah, I mean, you're a human, it's.
It's the essence.
You wear a fucking t-shirt, would wear a t-shirt three days in a row.
There's gonna be residue, just the essence.
I don't ever see residue.
I've worn a shirt not residue that you can see, but like it's not like pixie dust.
You've worn a shirt three days in a row.
That's not that bad.
Have you ever been camping?
Look at this fucking.
I know that's not that bad if you're sweating a lot.
It's gross.
Look at this guy.
He never goes outside.
So so you just have enough clothing to propel you through a month underwear.
I have now purchased a lot of the same underwear.
Do you do like a mass day of laundry or do you just do?
Okay, that's yeah.
That to me, thank you, not that bad if i'm wearing the.
I understand if i'm wearing.
You guys are under the impression that I have like five pairs of underwear and i'm wearing the same one for like four days.
That's disgusting, oh.
But I do have a secret.
Oh god, oh no, if i'm out of underwear and laundry date isn't coming, tournament set out no, i'll put a pad on.
Oh, it's like you can't.
Okay you're, you're wearing.
You're wearing a.
What like you just put a pad on for a day, for a day, for like a, like a, you know one of the thin ones.
Like instead of underwear no, in lieu of underwear, you're just, it's like a.
One day, a one day tie over, and I guarantee you people will do this.
We've all been there, thank you.
I mean not the pads.
Why don't you just hit it raw?
Yeah, you just raw, you just go commando.
Oh no, that's not comfortable at all for women, is it not?
Because sometimes there's like there's less friction for women.
Well, sometimes your pants get like in between and then you're like you need something that's like gonna be flat and a pad is always really comfortable.
So and then sometimes there's just things that you know down there want to like get on your pants.
Austin thinks you know women pee from the same hole that they'll strike the record on what Austin thinks.
Whatever's happening down there is completely beautiful and natural and normal.
But you know that we pee out of our vaginas.
I like that.
He's playing the hits again because there's a new woman.
That's what it is.
Cutie knows your shit already by now.
Whatever you're experiencing is so beautiful.
We don't pee out of our vaginas.
I know you need to know that.
I've learned that.
I've learned that you don't pee.
It's in the same general vicinity.
He learned that like last week.
Have I seen a vagina?
Yes.
Oh, so last week?
No, I've seen a vagina.
I haven't seen one recently in person, but I've seen them online.
To be fair, my best friend in college was a girl.
Is a girl.
Sorry.
She's a girl.
She does.
She's a girl.
Okay, she's alive.
She's at everything.
Okay.
She didn't know either.
Like, even as a period having a lot of people.
She knows where she pee from.
Yeah, see?
There you go.
She was confused by her own part.
She was like, wait, I think I pee out of the wall as my, I think I pee out of my vagina.
It's a common misconception.
Like, you don't even, like, if you don't really learn it, you kind of, they're so close in distance that you're kind of like, maybe I am peeing out of there.
So I understand not knowing.
Yeah, it happens.
Yeah, but it is very different.
It's like, burp, you know?
Right, right, right.
Yeah, it's a confusing situation.
Yeah.
Anyway, so that's the laundry stuff.
Clarifying that.
The showering stuff.
So there's showering and then there's bathing.
Last time we clarified that, like, if you get wash your hair.
If you, like, when people say shower, they're saying get in, like, underwater.
Underwater.
Yes.
So I will.
For your whole body.
Yeah.
Well, now I'm in a phase where I shower every 48 hours.
Actually, pretty good.
It's pretty impressed.
So do you, do you...
I don't separately bathe.
Do you freshen up every day?
Yeah.
That's a lie.
Yeah.
You're lying.
Well, I'm going to face a lot of judgment if I say I don't.
But I say every other day.
48 hours.
It's not that bad.
I think that's fine.
I think 35.
I would take a bath more often, but I don't have a bathtub.
I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum.
People think that I traditionally would shower too much.
Yeah, I should.
Every day.
I'm like a twice or you know what it is?
No, it's because former fat kid.
What?
Yeah, and working out.
Yeah.
I'm not a former fat kid and I shower.
What does that have to do with it?
Well, yours is probably acne, acne related.
Yep.
Immediately.
I know that because I'm the same way.
And the only reason why is because former fat kid, well, still currently kind of fat.
Oh, shut up.
I was terrified of smelling bad.
I was so scared of smelling bad that I would like, I would be hyper sensitive.
So I would just like douse myself with, you know, with deodorant and shower twice a day.
Smell bad?
No.
You know what's interesting?
I have very strange smelling BO.
My BO smells like cactus.
I've never smelled you.
I've always noticed.
I don't think I've ever smelled you in all the years that I've always smell pretty good.
But on the rare occasions, I don't.
It smells like if you break like an aloe vera and smell it, it's like this very weird.
That sounds kind of nice.
I have a weird smell.
I do not.
Is it a good smell?
I mean, do you smell?
I've never smelled you.
No, I always smell good.
You smelled a little bit.
When you got home from the gym, it wasn't BO, but it was going to get there.
It's got a musk.
Yeah.
But that's something.
It was a post-gym musk.
It was fine.
It's like sweat.
Sweat smells okay.
Dean Martin Music Jokes00:15:17
Yeah, it was an appreciation.
He smelled like appreciate.
That's not bad.
It's the chicken sandwich.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, enough of our victory.
Yeah.
Leslie, what do you want to talk about?
Yeah, what's going on in your world, Leslie?
Well, I want to know how the Taylor Swift concert was.
Yeah, because I know what you keep promising we're going to talk about it.
Haven't been yet.
So, like, but I've seen a lot on TikTok and stuff.
So, let me tell you, Cutie Cinderella.
This is a little awkward because I, of all the people on the podcast, was chosen to enter the box.
This piece of shit.
That's insane.
Thank God.
That's not how it happened.
Show the evidence.
March, pull the fucking tweets, March.
You're gonna do this.
Why would you do that?
You're gonna do this to me?
Why would you do that?
No, no, no, no.
It was a joke.
His nature is deceit.
Look at him.
He looks like Loki.
He's over here.
It was a joke.
Let me see.
Oh, my God.
It was a joke.
This is how it went down.
See what I'm talking about.
Okay, enhanced.
Okay.
Enhanced.
Cutie Cinderella says, my cousin can no longer make it to the concert tomorrow.
Have one extra ticket.
Who wants it?
Austin immediately jumps.
He says, I'll take it.
Cutie Cinderella says, Lamau.
I'll take it.
Did I win? Says Austin.
Cutie immediately says, I'm second-guessing now.
Please let Austin go.
That makes me happy, says Will, because he's a brown noser.
OMG, you're the best, Will.
You hear that, cutie?
I said, yeah, Austin needs this more than us.
Cutie says, lol, okay, you're coming, but if your fit isn't good, I'll lose my mind.
Lamau.
Oh, that was you.
Ha ha ha.
This made my day.
Look, I can't believe he called you a brown nose after you were fucked up.
Yeah, after all the wonderful things that Will told me, which I am so.
Also, this.
I am so appreciative.
Will was a true friend in that group, unlike Hassan, who called him a brown noser just now.
That was cute.
Wait, remember how we got to this conversation?
Oh, that's because you lied about cutie selecting you over any of us.
You did lie.
You made it.
I did.
That was insane.
I did, but I was going to get to the joke and it was a joke.
It was a bit.
But you wore this, right?
I did wear this.
But no, look, after Will generously gave up his spot for me at the Taylor Swift concert, sacrificed himself to be at the Taylor Swift concert.
So generously.
By the way, it was so generous.
Thank you so much, Will.
I do appreciate it.
But you would have wanted to go, both of you, right?
Will could have taken my spot.
But I was really on top of the response.
I mean, everybody knows this is well documented now that I am Cutie's best friend in the group.
That's also cap.
That's not true.
This has been well documented.
I went to what, oh, I'm sorry.
Did you go watch Barbie with me and Cutie Cinderella?
I did not go, but I was invited.
That's right, because you're a bad friend and you didn't respond to her.
I'm just a good boyfriend, and I stood by my girlfriend while she was streaming.
Yeah, that's crazy.
So you weren't even streaming, so you don't even have a good enough excuse.
I was on my girlfriend's stream, so that was even more philanthropic.
Uh-huh.
But Hassan did go see Barbie with Cutie.
Yeah, we did, because we're besties.
That's fair.
We crack jokes.
Also, Cutie bought me a Ken Enough.
I am Kenuff.
You know, it's interesting because Cutie and I had a show.
Wait, what's a Kenu?
We actually had a show.
Fancy Barbie.
I haven't seen it yet.
It's the show.
Oh, we used to do a show for dinner in a movie, but you wouldn't know that.
Oh, yeah, true.
Oh, and also she was on me.
It's Knuff like an American price, too.
It doesn't count.
It's at the end.
Well, anyway, you'll see.
That's neither here nor there.
That's either.
Talking about the Tiller.
Yeah.
I was talking about how I got into the concert because my very best friend, Will Nuff, selflessly gave up his spot for me.
And it's all documented right on Twitter for everybody to look at.
I took this opportunity.
I was like, oh, my God.
And then why am I not into consideration here?
I also said.
Because Hassan didn't want to go because he was afraid he was going to scab by God.
No.
That's not the.
He didn't want to go because of service workers.
That's not the main reason.
Why are you saying it with such disdain?
You're like, the service workers.
You're like, I have to fucking fill.
No.
That's not stopping me, bro.
That's not how it sounds.
Enjoying my Taylor Swift.
He's spinning the narrative.
Thank you, Leslie.
Okay, listen.
So Hasan didn't want to go for it because he was going to be called a Philippines.
If you want to know the real reason, it's way worse than that.
Oh, he didn't want to leave.
That's a very honorable.
That's a very, very honorable reason.
One, I didn't want to leave Kai alone.
And two, and two, perhaps even worse than that is because SoFi Stadium fucking sucks.
They put it smack dab in the middle of Inglewood, and there is no public transit.
There's no, sorry.
There's no exfiltration points.
Unfortunately, for that reason, when you go to that fucking concert place, the venue.
Traffic.
If it's as big as an event.
Oh my God, I keep burping.
Let it out.
It's crazy.
Good.
Okay.
I'm done.
As long as if it's a big-ass event like the Super Bowl thing that we went to, or if it's a big ass event like a Taylor Swift concert, is probably bigger than the Super Bowl.
That area is bedlam, and you will not be able to get in.
Or even if you get in easily, let's say by some stroke of luck because you're late or whatever, you will not be able to get out of the area.
It will take you two and a half hours at least.
That's why I showed up at 2:30 in the morning is because it took me two and a half hours.
I despise that structure.
It is actually a crime, in my opinion, for public transit to not exist in that vicinity.
It is insane that it is a, you know, another, another abhorrent, awful scar on car-reliant infrastructure.
It's really frustrating.
Fair.
Honestly.
No.
Go ahead.
I went to Taylor Swift after Will Neff.
Selfless.
You don't have to.
I mean, it was.
I think he's going to win Time Person of the Year after that.
Just get to the concert.
So I go to the concert.
Cutie graciously gave up a spot for one of us, even though it could have been Will.
It most likely should have been.
And I chose this outfit to wear that they also bought me, inspired by reputation.
And I've been learning how to be a Swifty over the last month.
I've been very passionate about listening to Taylor Swift music.
Are you talking like this is a chore?
Like you, you just.
Oh, I've been, I've been, I've been trying to build up.
I want to show up to the concert to be ready.
Was it life-changing?
Was it good?
It was incredible.
Yes.
It was incredible.
It is so not, can I just say Taylor was awesome?
She was incredible.
Her performance was insane.
The ability to stay on there for three and a half hours is insane in itself.
But also to just be in that environment around 60 to 70,000 screaming, passionate fans, to see the passion of everybody was electrifying.
Wow.
It was such a cool thing to be a part of.
And just to think that she just, I was just thinking like from her eyes, my God, you are selling out fucking stadiums.
Five shows in Los Angeles.
Yeah.
Back to back, filling that SoFi Stadium.
There's 60,000 people in the stadium right now.
She's about to play.
Oh my God.
She's got a concert in an hour.
It is insane.
It was such a cool experience.
The suite was great.
We were on the floor next to the stage.
The view was great.
The music was great.
She played for an insane amount of time from 8, her cardio has to be incredible to 11.30.
I've been listening to Taylor Swift ever since.
What songs do you like?
What's the best?
I like a lot of her old stuff, but there's a song that I like that a lot of people don't like, or maybe they don't like.
It's not as popular called Hey Steven.
Oh my God, I love Hey Steven.
Yeah, I love Hey Steven.
I do like, I do, my favorite song at the concert was Look What You Made Me Do.
Look what you made me do.
You made me do.
Look what you made me do.
Look what you just made me do.
Look what you just made me.
Ooh, look what you made me do.
Look what you made me do.
Now that the Taylor Swift concert is over and we're no longer going to the Taylor Swift concert with Cutie Cinderella, I have to say something.
What's that?
Unburden yourself.
I don't much care for a Taylor Swift.
I'm about to go to the concert in two days.
Are you kidding me?
Unburden yourself, Hassan.
You don't like Taylor Swift?
I don't much care for it.
Are you kidding me?
The top 40 stuff is great, I think.
It is in like her body of content.
Speak on it, King.
Wait, Will.
Unburden yourself.
Wait, do you feel the same way, Will?
I feel the same.
No!
Oh, my God!
Let it out!
You guys!
Oh!
K-pop for white girls!
Mars said Taylor Swift is K-pop for white girls, and he's right.
No, her lyrics touch us.
Dude, I was going through the worst breakup of my life in 2010.
Speak now, drop it.
Speak on it.
She literally got us through so many times.
She captured a Swifties.
Marry me.
No, Swifties.
We're sane.
We're saying that.
Do you have a picture card of Taylor Swift that you bring around everywhere and you like?
Can I be real?
Listen to her words.
And I'm going to ask you a real question.
Yes.
Do you listen to that much music?
Yeah, Taylor Swift.
I do.
I actually do.
I actually do listen to music.
Do you really think that she's like a better lyricist than like a Mazzie star?
Or like...
Okay, thank you.
Fair.
Okay, I don't, I mean, I think she's a fantastic lyricist.
Have you listened to All Too Well 10 Minute Version?
Listen, I don't think she, listen, I don't think she's a bad musician.
I think she's a really incredible musician.
And I think that she has some songs that even I am like, okay, this is a bop.
Yeah.
But that's also like, it's impossible for her not to.
This is like concocted and elaborate.
The cult of personality now around Taylor Swift is so insane that like it almost it's it's like I get an uncanny valley where I see people and the way that they react to her and I almost feel like I'm looking at like David Koresh in like Texas, like a cult leader like, and you will rise.
And everybody's like, we'll rise.
I mean, I don't want to say like I'm a sane Swifty, but like I don't give off that crazy energy, but I just like recognize how much her like songs have changed my life.
I'm just like, like I don't fucking preach Taylor Swift.
She's on one of the normal ones, but like also, I would die for her.
I wouldn't die for Taylor Swift.
Well, I mean, maybe.
Oh, my God.
Like, no, no, because I recognize that if Taylor Swift died, that would be like really bad.
So if I could, if I could die and shift Taylor, I feel like it would impact the world.
Can I say something though?
Let me say something before people get like really agitated at what I said.
I don't know if Taylor is guilty of any of exactly.
I think she's she's doing it.
She's proverbially diving in front of the bullet for Taylor currently.
She's literally like, no, no, no, it's I'm the crazy one.
It's me.
Hi, I'm the problem.
It's me.
That's what she said.
She's quoting her.
I think she's a tremendous musician.
And from what I've seen of the live shows, incredibly impressive.
On the level of like a Rolling Stones, her ability to live perform.
So in that element, I do think she's great.
I just don't know.
It's like one direction.
I feel like the worship of her entire catalog down to like these very minute, kind of almost what I would call QAnon level conspiracy theories are so strange.
Should get in the car and we'll just listen to Taylor Swift together and I can shout out all the other ones.
This is the argument that you're going to get from a mad person.
I'm just beginning my journey as a Swifty.
No, you care about yourself too much.
No, what do you mean?
And you didn't, and you also didn't go through the phases of breakup when you were like a malleable, impressionable teen where like she spoke to your personal experiences.
So it's far too late for you to identify.
I still get chills when I listen to love stuff.
It's so funny.
I was listening to that same song.
I don't know if Marsh will get this.
Marsh is probably the only person who knows this band, but like to hear Swifty's go through breakup music and then my breakup music is like deft tones.
You know what I mean?
Like just evil, twisted, dark shit.
And they're like, I'm sad, you're gone, and it's hard on me.
And my music is, my music is like, I watched you shit.
That was pretty good.
It was a musician.
No, no, it was not.
There's a song called Last Kiss off of Speak Now, and I listened to that song.
So it's.
This is gross.
No, no, it's about not knowing you had your last kiss.
Like, you know, I never thought we'd have our last kiss.
Do you think I worry about kisses?
It's more of just like, it's very, it's like so sad.
And I would be like, I related to her music so much as a 17-year-old, 16-year-old going through that.
I'll be honest.
Yeah, and I feel related to Nine-inch Nails closer.
You know what?
I want to fuck you like an animal.
I want to feel you from the inside.
Nothing you do will bring you closer to me.
Let me tell you.
That's the lyrics.
Oh.
I connected.
You know what I used during a breakup?
Dean Martin.
Amir.
Dean Martin.
He's like, I'm learning how to be a Swifty.
So, dude, no shot.
You listen to Frankie Alley and the...
Be so sad.
I know it's over.
I want to die.
I want to die.
But time goes on.
And this old world will keep on turning.
It's a song about spending one last night together, knowing that's your final night with one another.
And let's just pretend that all the bad things that have happened to us don't exist anymore.
We're just going to spend one more night.
If you weren't gay, you'd fuck so many old women.
What a thing to say.
What a wild sentence.
Really?
Yeah, you'd be fucking like how old?
Like old.
People who listen to Dean Martin.
Wait.
But I think Dean Martin transcends time.
No.
No, he doesn't.
Yes, he does.
No.
Absolutely.
How lucky can one guy be?
I'm going to be honest, not a single woman I've slept with gives a shit about Dean Martin.
Do you give a shit about Dean Martin?
No.
Okay.
But I don't know who he is, but you are slowly, like, that song was nice and the sentiment was beautiful.
You would never, if we pulled up Dean Martin.
Okay, for the Patreon episode, we're going to make you, we're going to forcibly make you listen to Dean Martin.
Yeah.
Would you, if I was obviously until you were begging us to turn it off.
I think Leslie brought up a good point, though.
Thank you.
Ultimately, what we can all fall back on is that everybody has different experiences.
And Taylor Swift's music obviously speaks to an experience.
And you know what, maybe, Hassan?
We can just agree on the fact that it's not our experience.
Yeah, I do agree.
I want to say I was the just, even though Will sacrificed himself, I was the just person of the three of us to get in the box.
Maybe if I had seen the magic, I would have maybe my eyes.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
What if we fell in love with Taylor Swift's music and became a person?
I will say, I was already over here preaching Dean Martin.
It clearly didn't take.
No, no, I have enough room in my heart for Dean Martin and Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift Gatekeeping00:02:14
No.
You can only have Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift.
Thank you.
Yeah, we don't gatekeep.
We can share.
And Elton John.
Swifties don't gatekeep.
Swifty's don't gatekeep.
Swifty's gatekeep who she dates.
What do you mean?
I mean, I'm just saying, I'm not saying Swifty.
There's a lot of crazy.
Cutie's a gay.
I'm not.
So it's like different.
Are you a galer?
She's a galor.
I almost fought a girl and she was a fellow Swifty.
I've never been more upset.
I was like, are you a galer?
Okay, you might be a little bit more insane than cutie.
I'm not gay.
No, no, no.
Oh, what's a gay?
I just want to make sure you're getting, we're getting your audio.
I am not a galer.
Unless I, what's a galor?
Define it first.
Galer is people that are.
Oh my gosh, but we might be allergay.
We might be bigger Swifties than you.
No way.
Yeah.
Taylor Swift?
Through Osmosis being around Cutie Cinderella.
We might have picked up more Taylor Laura.
Like my impression, because Taylor Swift wasn't even on my radar until QD started painting a picture of what this community is like, and maybe that is works.
She comes.
She comes in hot, with a lot of power, because at one point we were having a real conversation and she said well, it's the fifth song on the album and we were like well, that is a thing, what you can't do, that you can't just be like i'm a Sane Swifty and then do Q Anon, that's just like no no, Taylor just does what she.
She's like a bit massive easter egg, like hunt, she drops hints.
And yeah, you know who else does that.
You know who else is that?
Qannon, that's that's who like oh, the bread drops the breadcrumbs.
We got to follow them.
It's like you know, but she but but, but it's true with Taylor yeah, she actually does that.
And like you know, she'll letters in her albums and like she'll like hint at things five years in the future.
Then bam, she's like i'm a like five years wait, where she's like, look at what I did five years ago.
Well, is there any proof that she does this?
Yeah yeah okay, so she does do that.
Oh intentionally, she loves it she's talking about, she does it deliberately, which is why she's partially responsible for the mania of her.
I mean, that's fine.
I'm just saying I am one of the, i'm a very big and i'm a sane one, and then you seem to a lot of us.
I'm excited.
I didn't even know you were Swifty.
That's how sane I don't.
I don't like preach Taylor Swift.
I talk about her like once a day.
That's not much.
Okay, let's talk once a day.
Get it out, just get it out.
You got it.
You gotta get it out once a day.
You're gonna have a great time at the concert.
I think we spend too much time on Taylor Swift.
I agree, I love Taylor.
Aliens and Cosmic Oneness00:08:07
I want to talk about something.
I didn't mean that I.
I would like to talk about something else.
Yes, I agree, that's happened recently.
I want your take.
Yeah, oh sure um, recently we have discovered or maybe not discovered, depending on how you feel about it that aliens are just a thing, potentially.
I haven't thought about this.
Actually, there is.
There is testimonial that we have the pilot, and there has been a lot of declassified footage of UFOS.
Wait, we have a body.
That's what.
That's, what's it's claim?
That's a claim, but he said it under oath, that we have the pilot.
Yeah, people lie under oath all the time, but he's like, isn't he very, but that's why.
But that's why I want to talk about it.
Okay, I want to talk about it, let's talk about it.
Yeah, now my first question is, do you believe?
And then we're going to talk about that, each one of us, and then afterward, if it is real, are you changing your lifestyle at all?
Well, how threatening are these aliens supposed to be?
We don't know.
How are you reacting?
Well, my first thought is, that sounds well.
I guess, if I had to put like a percentage on, like how much I believe that sure, and the guy's under oath and he's supposed to be pretty reputable yeah, I mean I, I guess i'm just curious, like what?
What did he say?
But he can't say, no, he's.
He said that the the, the government is in possession of Ufos.
The pilot, the pilot like well no, the tech the the, the full thing was that it was non-human biologics, as in, it could be bacteria.
It could call it the pilot he well, like the pilot, like the captain, a pilot of a pilot of a UFO yeah oh, it's.
That spicier.
Okay, go ahead, have fun, have fun.
I hope it's real, but actually that's terrifying.
No, but I mean it makes sense, since there's other life form.
It would shock me that that life, Life form, would exist the way we perceive it in like a sci-fi movie.
Sure.
Unless the producers of these sci-fi movies have some sort of government connection.
And from the beginning of time that these that we originally conceptualized what we thought an alien looked like.
Like gray men.
Yeah.
They knew what they looked like.
And that's why we reverse Daniel Cooper's.
Yeah.
So from the beginning, they've always known, and the government has been feeding us the look of an alien so that when we see it, we won't be as shocked.
Oh, maybe they did that so that when it does come out that they're aliens, you don't panic because everybody thinks it's made up.
That's an that's a mindfulness.
But there's E.T. and then there's like the arrival aliens.
You guys remember arrival, the movie with all the pods that come down and the way I imagine it closer to that than like E.T.
They exist, but why are they going to attack us?
But no one said that.
This is all up to you guys now.
This is your point.
I don't think they're going to attack us.
Would you peaceful?
Would you have sex with them?
That was a huge jump.
Did anyone know?
I've been asked this before.
Would you yes?
Well, let the record show yes.
I would say probably not.
Okay.
But I don't know anything about the alien.
That's true.
They could have some sort of sexually transmitted disease.
Yeah, they could turn you into an alien.
They could have spades.
All right.
What spades?
Space AIDS.
Oh my God.
Yes, that's true.
That's very true.
Not too late to do that.
And we don't have, there's no prep for that.
No.
None of that.
But the aliens would have prep for that.
Alien condoms.
They probably would.
But I'm very serious.
If tomorrow the government does come out, right?
The Pentagon makes an official statement.
Success.
The allegations are true.
We have the pilot.
Okay.
Alien life forms.
We have the craft.
Do you live your life any differently?
No.
Well, can they show me the pilot?
They declassify everything.
Is he this big?
It depends on how do you want me to give you a scenario?
How big the alien is is how much I'm changing my life.
Do you want me to give you do you want me to do you want me to give you a scenario?
Yes, yes.
Okay, okay.
So if it's human-size, are you fucking it?
They declassify.
They declassify everything.
Okay.
It's humanoid.
Respect.
Humanoid.
Bipedal humanoid.
Damn, that's gray man type.
Big eyes, big head.
Big sucks a mean, cocky superpussy.
And they are capable of intergalactic travel.
That's all we know.
And I'm changing my life a little bit.
But how?
Well, how many are there?
They just have one single guy.
The dead.
They just have the dead pilot.
Well, then I'm deeply fascinated.
I'm watching alien videos every single morning instead of the fear anthony.
Oh, excuse you.
Lost a viewer.
Damn it.
Fuck.
Is the insinuation will that like because if you know these aliens to be real, you now know that God doesn't exist anymore.
And so you change your life for that reason.
I don't know that, but it is kind of that same dilemma, right?
What if someone gave you undisputable evidence that God is real?
Is your lifestyle changed?
Because if there's indisputable evidence that there is intelligent universe elsewhere in the intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, does that change your day-to-day life at all?
Does that change how you live?
Not really.
Does that change human beings' aspirations to reach for the stars?
I think that changes as a race.
Does it?
Yeah, I'm trying to be the first streamer on Sweden.
I think we aspire to learn more and know more.
It's in our nature to know more about these things.
Do you think that we can aspire to more at this point?
I don't know.
Is humanity trapped in our own filth and ignorance?
I hope that we can find the fountain of youth.
What?
Okay.
I think that by meeting these aliens, we can unlock some sort of cosmetic.
So what you want more than anything out of aliens is the ability to live forever.
Yes.
That's your see.
That's an honest answer.
Hassan, how do you change your life?
First and foremost, I think that the UAP congressional hearing was filled to the brim with some kooks.
The guy that came out and was talking, well, he was had this shit-eating grin was most likely delivering bullshit information.
Oh, no.
Bad.
Sorry.
She's just eating bullshit.
No.
Not a chew toy.
Where was I?
Yeah, I think that the UAP conversation is interesting.
I don't really trust the government on a lot of stuff like this, especially when they've notoriously declassified documents in the past where they've manipulated public consciousness, especially overseas, by sneaking information about aliens' existence in an effort to do coup d'états and things of that nature to drive the attention away to something else that the public would be more captive to.
How do you sell to believe Peter Pan?
Okay, so let's say I do believe that aliens do exist, which by the way, I do.
I don't necessarily think the aliens don't exist.
But if they had capability of coming here, they would have to be an advanced life form.
And also on top of that, they would have to, like, we wouldn't even be able to comprehend it with our eyes and feelings and with our lizard brain, which is not developed enough.
But I'd still fuck it.
What the?
That's crazy.
That's where that all went.
You don't know what it is, but you're going to stick your cock in it.
I'm just saying, dude, stick my cock in it.
It would probably like laser zap my penis into the next dimension.
Making it be the greatest orgasm of all time.
I'd probably have to, I would have probably blow your dick off and it's going to make it.
No, it would kill me.
It would be the greatest nut.
Orgasm to death.
If you could achieve the greatest orgasm of in the history of mankind, would you, and it killed you?
I mean, we're talking about like cosmic oneness.
Yeah.
Like I become the Bodhi Daisu because I come so hard.
Yeah, it's an orgasm that lasts 37 minutes.
No, it's an orgasm that lasts a lot.
Why'd you roll your eyes at me?
It's an orgasm that lasts an infinity because you die in that state.
It's like a black hole.
You die in that state and you're just orgasming for the rest of time.
And it's just, oh, forever.
Yes.
And it's like a pig.
A pig comes, I think a pig orgasms for 30 minutes straight.
Venomous Hypothetical Scenarios00:08:43
No way.
Really?
This would be infinite.
Women orgasm for a long time?
Oh, not really.
I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, probably.
It can be.
I'm not used to talking about these shits.
Behind the paywall, we will ask Leslie about her orgasms.
Patreon.com slash fearane.
Sorry, Leslie.
I'm so sorry.
No, you're so good.
I'm so sorry.
It's beautiful and natural.
It is.
We've talked about aliens.
We've talked about Taylor Shift.
Does anybody else have anything that they would like to speak about?
Oh, React Gate.
No, I'm just kidding.
Hassan, I broke your door upstairs.
What?
Wait, did you not?
Is actually news?
Last night, I locked myself out of the bedroom and I couldn't figure out how to open it.
And so I just broke it.
I feel like it still works, though.
I couldn't get the door open.
So I tried it with a credit card and I just opened the door and it eventually snapped.
But to my relief, it still works and you wouldn't even notice.
It's not broken.
But that's how I had to book it.
So it is broken.
I don't know.
We'll go test it.
I went in and I locked it again and it still works.
Like, you would never even know.
But I just pulled it enough and it went and then it opened.
Thank you for revealing this.
But it's fine, though.
I think it should work.
But it's a security flaw.
You should probably get it fixed.
Is this like a security flaw?
It's inside the house.
But like you.
Leslie, what else is going on?
I've been so boring.
What have you seen on Twitter?
Not true.
Tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow, a final culmination of all things Leslie versus Hassan Abbey comes to an end.
We've had a little bit of a back and forth.
My calendar.
Two versus two versus two.
Fuck!
The 15th.
He told me this this morning.
He's like, tomorrow I'm doing something with Leslie.
You can still make it, right?
We push the whole thing back for you.
Yes.
Wait, what is it?
It's a two.
Next week.
Who are the twos?
Well, so far, it's like me, Hassan, Ray, Foolish, Ludwig.
Ah, frick.
We're still waiting on some yeses.
If you guys are interested in those kinds of things, what is it?
Basically, it's like eight people, and then you like.
Will is only allowed if his partner is Austin.
Well, no, it's a random thing.
It's a random pairing.
Why would you not like me as your teammates?
He's just, you did the grumpiest face I've ever seen.
You went.
You don't want to be partners.
Will doesn't like me.
Will doesn't like me as a gamer.
Will hates me.
I looked over to see his reaction.
It was perfect.
Listen, all I'm going to say is there is a rivals event.
What did you do?
That went a little poorly.
Okay.
I need to tell you.
Okay, just because we played a chef game.
Okay.
Overcooked.
Overcooked.
Who fucking knows how to do this?
If we were playing football.
Okay.
Look, I want to remind you.
When we were playing football, we're playing video games.
I put up 12 touchdowns.
Okay.
Awesome.
380 yards past.
I just want to put this in perspective.
It's an entirely different thing.
You want me on your team.
At kickball, I was one hand catching on third base.
Yes, amazing.
You want me to do that any sort of athletic thing I'm good at gaming related.
I'm not going to do it.
No, I don't doubt that Austin can play games.
But what happened leading up to the game?
Oh, I can't play games.
Leading up to the rivals event, though, I asked you probably 10 to 15 times.
Yeah.
Do you want to practice?
Do you need any practice?
Should we practice?
I know how to play these games.
Do you want to warm up at all?
And you said, I'm just going to go in raw.
Yeah.
And honestly, I don't think it was that big of a deal.
It was just a rivals competition.
So what sort of competition are you running here?
Is it gaming related?
Oh, yeah.
Then of course Will would make that face.
Why the hell would you choose me on a game?
That makes sense.
That's what I was saying.
What are the games?
Well, we pick them, but like, you know, we do like, you know, Valorant or like a played up or keep talking, nobody explodes, fling it, fling to the finish.
These are all terrible games.
What would you play?
Baldur's Gate.
Fuck off.
Two.
The first one to have a sex scene.
I knew you were going to say that.
Wait, are they sexy?
No, it's a fuck off in Baldur's Gate.
How many ladies or gents can you lay pipe to three hour competition?
Can you really bang as many people as you want?
Listen, you can, but I'm in a committed relationship with Carlax, so I choose not to.
I challenge Hassan to a fuck off.
Yeah, you get rolled.
In a gay fucking.
It's so crazy that you.
Gay fuckers.
Okay.
Yesterday on the broadcast, I said something.
Gay fuck off.
Yeah, no, it's not a no.
I said, oh, you think he'd beat me if I had to fuck a bunch of men and he had to fucking play?
I thought you were fucking gay men.
I thought he was fucking straight women.
No, I would beat his ass if it was fucking gay women.
He was fucking straight women.
I think you'd still lose.
But you think I would still lose?
Yes.
If you had to, if you had to, all right, I think I'd whoop.
If you're fucking gay men and he's fucking straight women, I would win.
Austin.
I would lose.
You think he would be able to fuck more straight women than I could gay men?
Yes.
You would still lose.
You don't understand.
You are passed.
You don't understand.
Wait.
Anyway, listen, listen, you just don't.
You don't care.
Do I not know who I'm dealing with?
You have no idea.
5:30 tomorrow morning.
Fuck off.
The funniest part of this conversation is that it started when I said, Austin, you thank your lucky stars I'm not gay.
Because if I was, I would outfuck you under the table.
You would have no more twinks left.
And he had the audacity to say, oh, absolutely not.
I'm in my prime.
Like, I'll fuck you.
His two decks.
To which I responded, Austin, I fuck women, which is significantly harder than a fucking.
All I'm going to say is, if this man ever came off his finest da ride.
I don't even need to.
That's what I'm saying.
He'd be limp dick in it around West Hollywood.
He couldn't get it up.
That is...
Here's what I'm trying to explain to you.
That's a good thing.
Even with a performance dampener, I'm still out fucking you.
I'm just saying, tomorrow morning, 5.30.
Get in your morning oats.
We're having a fuck off.
I can't believe you think that a good old-fashioned.
In a hypothetical scenario, I'm fucking...
In a hypothetical scenario, I'm a gay man now.
If I'm fucking dudes, that you could outfuck me.
That's insane.
You wouldn't.
Oh, yeah.
His dick is too big, too.
Listen, all I'm saying is right now, right now, Austin, you're a rookie.
You're having an impressive rookie season.
You're having an impressive rookie season.
We're going, this kid's got this job morant.
This kid can elevate.
He's got this.
This is Will Chamberlain.
Okay, so are you?
He's got the, he's already in the hall of fame.
Okay, okay, but he hung his jersey up there.
He's telling me that I could get there.
Yes.
Okay.
Just not today.
Okay, not today.
Maybe if you were real hard.
What do I need to do?
Do I need to go fuck a lot?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I'm taking a little break.
I'm on injured reserve.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm fine.
Okay.
Not sounding like I'm not fine by now.
But I just want to take a break because I've been doing it too much.
You know, that's good.
Take a break.
All right.
Wow.
All right.
But yeah, no, I do think.
Tomorrow morning, 5:30.
Fuck off.
Good old-fashioned fuck off.
Get yourself.
What about you and I?
You could probably outfuck me right now.
Really?
I'm an old man.
No, no, no.
That was not an invitation.
No, no, no.
I'm an old man.
No, Will.
You are not an old man.
I don't have the venom in my cock like I used to.
You still have it.
I got venom.
I got to get it out.
You still have it.
Venom in my car.
The only disadvantage.
Leslie, fuck off.
You versus Austin.
Yeah.
No, no, this is for the Patreon, guys.
Leslie, I'll talk about it on the Patreon.
Good old-fashioned mid-century friends.
Leslie, how many hogs could you destroy?
Okay, well, we'll find out at the Patreon at patreon.com slash fear around, which is a good time to, I believe, throw it to it.
Are we in and out?
That's right.
Leslie, thank you so much for joining us.
Leslie, thank you so much.
Shout out, Leslie.
Other than the 2v2 competition you forgot existed.
No, you forgot it's not tomorrow.
It's the week later that you try to put it on me.
And you're saying it could be like a 1v1 situation.
We might be on the same team.
Oh, we will get destroyed.
Destroyed.
Okay, I'll make sure to re-roll that if that happens.
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Yeah, what the fuck?
Shout out your channel.
Foozley.
Foozley.
And also, by the way, Azan, your door's not broken.
I did break it open.
I don't believe you.
I don't.
Okay, we'll check.
We'll check.
We'll test it.
We'll test it.
Yeah, that was fun.
But if you want to find out more, go to patreon.com slash fear and see you on the other side.
Were you just flopping your cock around like that?
I was in a room full of men flopping the cocks.
Everyone, like five of you guys, six, seven?
Orange school is very home.
I was going to say.
Super helpful.
I didn't experience this growing up.
No, but like, I dated a guy, and back in the day, he also, like, it was very normal for him to like helicopters with each other, but the pros.
Yeah, see, this is kind of a good thing.
I love, I missed out a lot of this.
They would never take their cocks out.
God, you would have fucked so many straight guys in a fraternity.
Yeah, because really?
Yeah, no, experimental boys.
Big time.
Is that a big thing?
You put a gaggle of men together and there's a lot of testosterone, shit gets gay real quick.
Real quick.
A two-man threesome is.
That's gay.
Yeah.
It's not gay if you got your socks on.
I literally had a guy that I hooked up with Say that.