Hassanabi and the Fear & Ponder crew dissect celebrity culture, debating Timothée Chalamet's acting versus Johnny Depp and criticizing the Barbie movie's messaging. They explore conspiracy theories linking Ariana Grande to serial cheating involving Mac Miller and Ethan Slater, while analyzing "ReactGate" where XQC re-uploaded Lemino's JFK assassination video, sparking a debate on transformative commentary versus non-transformative reposts. Ultimately, the episode highlights the blurred lines between fan engagement and copyright infringement in modern digital media. [Automatically generated summary]
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Willy Wonka and Twinks00:11:09
Imagine in your mind, Kanye West is sitting on like a chair that looks like a throne, kind of, on a big-ass table with like drinks everywhere, and then they drink a lot.
I haven't seen this.
Whine about it.
It's a pretty famous black podcast.
Hello, everybody.
Welcome to another episode of Fear.
And oh, yeah, here we are, shoved into the corner of a 7,000-square-foot mansion.
And Hassan bikers.
You look very uncomfortable.
It's a little small.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, I made the grave mistake of moving my streaming setup a little bit further in towards the wall.
Nobody liked that.
And everyone has been complaining.
Well, what's funny is Hassan told me that he moved it to make more room for guests.
And I was a guest after he'd moved it, and I didn't even notice it had moved.
Well, you know, you don't really notice a lot of things, Austin.
Well, okay.
Whoa.
Shots fired.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
Don't even let me get into our championship because I should have given it to you.
I should have told you this change happened in Twink units.
You can pack this room with 20 more twinks now.
Look, Twinks.
Hey, look, TPC Twinks per capita.
He's got such an old school view of Twinks.
I've got a progressive view of Twinks.
Twinks just aren't little people.
No, that's...
No, they.
What?
What are we doing?
When we're twinkling, thank you for saying that.
Twinks are normal sizes.
Human beings.
Okay.
Okay.
Hassan thinks that Twinks are petite.
I never.
He thinks they're petite.
They're helpless.
That's what he thinks Twinks are.
I'm here to tell you.
Oh, God.
Sorry.
Wow.
I'm here to tell you, Twinks are, they can fend for themselves.
They're strong.
They're big.
We have to get back to that in a second.
I don't know what the fuck you just said.
He's fighting for Twink Civil Rights.
Yes.
Okay.
Civil Rights Icon Austin show.
Thank you for starting us off with your defensive twinks, which no one was attacking.
100%.
You know who's attacking Twinks?
Timothy Chalamay and Willy Wonka.
Oh, he looks stupid as hell.
Oh, shit.
I didn't even see him.
I think any of us could be a better Willy Wonka than him.
Honestly.
Am I being mean?
I don't know the original, but I just know that Timothy Chalamet kind of looks awful in it.
Eugene Wilder is hot.
You don't know the original.
I've never watched Willy Wonka.
No.
We'll watch it when we have our slumber party.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are we watching the trailer?
Are we looking at his?
Yeah, we can look at parts of it.
I mean, put him on the desktop.
I mean, he doesn't look like a bad thing.
He wants to be Johnny Depp so bad.
I mean, he looks okay.
Let's see.
No, it's the acting.
It's not how he looks.
Yeah, you need to audio for those acting.
You think he's going to end up like Johnny Depp?
No, he wants to be Johnny Depp.
You think he's going to end up with metal teeth and he's going to be have a fragrance called Sauvage and kind of like wear like vaguely Native American shit?
You just ripped it, or is it how he is?
Okay.
Because I have an announcement to make.
Oh, God.
Oh, okay.
I have an announcement to make.
What is it?
This is not a good frame of Timothy Chalamet, but Timothy Chalamay has officially passed Sean Mendez as my celebrity crush.
Oh, boy.
Oh.
Okay.
Wow.
That is actually big.
This is big news.
That's big.
That's big news.
And I feel like.
I feel like...
Did you know he's a gamer boy?
Like, he had an Xbox controller review channel.
Look, and this is no shot of Sean Mendez because I think he's gorgeous.
He's cute.
Timothy Chalon is cute.
But Timothy Chalamet, I've watched Call Me By Your Name a couple times now, and every time I watch it, I fall in love.
That's the reason?
I mean, the entire reason, but never mind.
I'm not even going to get into this.
Tell me what.
No, why don't we get into it?
I just wanted to talk about Willy Wonka.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Sorry, Tyler.
Willy Wonka talked about Willy Wonka.
We can talk about old Willie with Willy Wonka.
I know you're going to get like all, you know, old school movies going.
No, I actually, I'm actually not a huge Willy Wonka fan.
That's fucked up.
And I feel like ever since I sat in Slime's chair, I've had the hater glasses and the conspiracy glasses on big time.
But I just feel like I hate this movement in Disney films, or I don't know if it's even Disney or if it's just film in general, where they're going to go and take like every kind of supporting character from stories we've watched before and like build out their story, right?
Devil.
Oh, yeah, that was like one.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure we're going to get an Ursula film where it's like, bro, Mattel's doing that with Barney.
I just did it with Melissa.
I mean, I guess Barney's the main character, but still.
Like, it's like a grittier look into the real life of the villain.
Yeah, and then they're doing A24's Megan the Barney movie with Danielle Cuega, I think is less than Marx.
Wait, nobody wants to know what the hell Barney was like.
Bro, bro, these like people have just people are on.
No, that's your burrito's on the kitchen counter.
Your burrito's on the kitchen counter.
Here, have some bread.
You want some bread, bread boy?
I love this bread.
This is what we're feeding him.
No butter for you.
I love this.
That's too much.
That's too much sustenance.
Your weak, frail peasant body will not be able to handle it.
Marshall, I want to let the record show that's my bread and I'm giving it to you, okay?
No, I bought March.
Everybody to know I got that bread.
No, no, take my bread, please.
I bought March a burrito.
I brought extra bread because I thought he would want it.
You did not.
That comes with the fucking food.
No, I ordered it extra.
It was $3.
And you ordered bread, butter, and jam.
March, close all the doors.
Oh, my God.
Mark, March.
Sorry, Marsha's drunk.
Yeah, no, sober, totally sober, it says March.
He said he's totally sober.
He's gonna walk here, but he's sober.
No, but I ordered some bread.
A little extra bread.
A little extra bread.
Sometimes I feel like I'm in like a fever dream.
I know.
What's so strange about that?
I don't know what anybody's.
Everybody's.
How did I get here?
I have no idea.
I already have a podcast.
Wow.
This is your favorite.
Wow.
That's an important time for me to mention while your friendship is floundering.
Oh, my God.
Falling apart.
Oh, yeah.
I thought we were talking about Willy Wonka.
Our friendship is absolutely blossoming.
Is it?
Cutie and I closer than ever.
Yeah.
Really?
Is that big time?
That's so cool.
Hassan's birthday party.
Will just held me in a hug and wouldn't let me leave like that creepy uncle.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks for the info, Hassan.
Ooh, that's really awkward.
I was invited.
You were invited.
I was invited.
I just didn't go.
You were invited.
You just were like, oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
Too busy with Twinks in Portland.
That's not.
That's not what I actually, I was, I had a date, but that's so.
Doke.
Okay.
Yeah.
You sent me like it was, I had to respond with Lamau because like your birthday message.
I'm so sorry.
Your birthday message was literally like, which I'm not even like a big birthday boy anyway.
Who gives a shit?
But it was so professional.
Like it was literally like.
We talk about everything all day.
It was a heartwarming moment between two friends.
So here's what he sent me.
Did he include the phrase, it's natural?
Because that's his news.
No, he said, he said, happy birthday.
Hope you have a great day.
Like, what am I?
Is this Aunt Martha sending me a text message?
Like, who the fuck are you?
I put $5 in the envelope.
Happy birthday.
Have a great day.
I have a very contentious friendship sometimes.
No, I don't.
What are you talking about?
I thought it was like a moment.
Friendship drowned in friendship blossoming high-five.
Okay, I don't want to make Will jealous, but I did go and see the Barbie movie with Cutie.
He was invited and he stopped replying.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You were invited.
I stopped.
Oh, I actually, from that movie, I bought Hassana's shirt.
It didn't come yet, but I can't.
Oh, really?
I am Kennedy.
Oh, let's go.
Listen, I will tell you what happened to me.
That's just like what best friends.
My men was streaming late.
I asked her if she wanted to go.
She said, I want to keep streaming.
I didn't respond that night, but I responded the next day to Ludwig, and I said, I was so sorry.
I'll tell you what.
Sometimes for friends, you got to ditch the bitch.
It's true.
Yeah, best friendship.
To the Barbie movie?
She also literally bought me a best friendship t-shirt.
Because he loved it so much.
He's in love with Ken.
It's kind of weird.
I was sitting next to her.
There was a really funny moment where there's like this pivotal moment where, you know, the normal woman lady is supposed to describe womanhood and how to human lady.
Yeah.
America Ferreira.
Is that her name?
Yeah.
So she.
You got to kick a cake.
America Ferreira is like describing to the first Barbie, who's like a writer, you know, novelist Barbie.
Sure.
The real trials and tribulations of being like a human woman surviving under the patriarchy.
And she starts talking about how like you can't be too bossy, but you have to be assertive.
I turned to Cutie and I went, is this how it's like?
Is that what he's saying?
She was so mad.
The amount of times I told him to kill himself during that movie was every time, every time like there was a moment talking about like, you know, like...
It was a pretty woke movie.
It was.
It was a woke movie.
Like, surprisingly.
Do you guys know that Amy Schumer was supposed to be the original Barbie?
What's he backed out?
Thank God.
Oh, my God.
Can I say something?
That movie wouldn't have made money with Schumer, right?
No.
100% it would not have.
No.
Because, like, here is the reality.
We don't.
No, here's the reality that.
Schumer steals jokes.
We don't like her.
No, but she's a great woman.
And it's not just that.
It's like the irony is, like, there are certain concepts with respect to like not even necessarily aesthetics, but like people always act like there is this movement or this momentum towards this other direction.
Like it's perfectly fine to make a movie with a main character that does not fit traditional Western beauty standards, whether it be like physical attributes or whatnot.
But like Barbie is one of those, well, not even Barbie necessarily, because Barbie does have a diverse array of types of Barbies now.
No, no, which are all features.
It would be like if you made a Muhammad Ali movie with Paul Giamatti as Muhammad Ali.
Yeah, no, no, no.
It just doesn't make sense.
First of all, Italians are not white, so I will ride for them.
But secondly, no, no, no.
What I'm trying to say is like, the traditional Barbie is supposed to look like the traditional Barbie, which is understandable because the main character is supposed to be going through this process.
So I think Margo Robbie was a very good pick for that.
Maya in Overalls00:15:29
Yeah.
Oh, you think the woman that literally is Barbie?
Yeah, no, no, absolutely.
100%.
The only better pick would have been Britney Spears.
No.
No.
No, it's so messy.
Well, whatever.
Oh, my God.
We got Cutie to admit that.
That is crazy.
And I freed her personally.
No, I was out there with the song.
I'll be honest.
I think you're wrong for that.
Britney is the best.
I don't think she should have been freed.
No, you're just my husband.
You're doing that weird thing where, like, you've been orphaned from the gay community so long.
You're trying to fit in.
You're just doing gay tea.
Like, I also love Whitney Houston.
I do love Whitney Houston.
I love Whitney Houston.
But this is on our, like, I do.
What do you think about Cher?
I've heard you listen to honky talk Bedonka Dog in a truck.
Okay.
Do not claim Whitney.
I love Whitney, but I love Trace Atkins, too.
Look at him.
He's flinging his wrists around.
He just literally upped.
He upped his gayness by like 10%.
I'm watching you.
I'm watching you become noticeably gayer to defend yourself.
Look.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Look, I love what.
But this is, I listen.
Look, you want to look at my top songs?
Okay.
All right.
Fine.
Don't believe you order something.
Lady Gaga.
Nope.
Mariah Carey.
I did the Beyonce, Lady Gaga.
Oh, all the above.
And there's a...
Serving a court summons.
There's a song that I'm really into right now called Badam.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Some related to it.
But it has nothing to do with the fact I'm gay.
It's just convenient.
Yeah.
Right?
So, yeah, no, very convenient.
But yeah.
Wow, Hassan left it a really bad time.
Why does Hassan have two Streamer Award statues?
He won a couple.
No.
Two different years, Cutie.
He didn't win two years.
He didn't?
No, he didn't win.
Oh, one of them's XQC's.
You're telling me XQC didn't keep his streamer awarded.
No, I took it for him and I left it here and I told him to come get it and he never did.
Yeah, no, I'll be taking that.
No, no, it's mine now.
It's mine now.
No, no, no, it's mine.
I'll be taking it.
It's mine.
I'm going to come to you.
No, because if you have it, it's going to reignite the rivalry.
We can't have it.
No, no, it's good.
I had it.
I fucking transported it here.
It was a fucking realtor.
Just like, dude.
It's a Sunday.
Was you trying to sell your house?
It's God's Day.
Constantly, these motherfuckers are like, just like, come on, let's just sell your house.
I get texts from realtors.
Just sell your house?
What the fuck are you going to do?
Move?
No, it's just like, it's so frustrating, dude.
That's what happened.
I know.
You have to buy another house, right?
Yeah, well, then it doubled the money for the realtor, I guess.
I don't get it.
Like, have you ever thought about something?
No.
They're the new missionary.
That is door to door.
That's a crazy cold call.
Yeah, it's like, you're a random guy in my house.
Like, there's not.
Who the fuck's going to be like, oh, sick.
Time to sell.
Yeah, I didn't think about it until you showed up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was just, just thinking about that.
What were we talking about?
I'm sorry before I got rudely.
Barbie and Britney Spears.
Barbie, Brittany Spears, better Barbie.
I can't believe you're being honest about the Britney Spears situation.
I thought you would have been writing for it still.
Oh, I think, hey, Spearsy's out there.
I mean, I don't think she like, I don't think the conservatorship is the best structure, especially considering that they were like enslaving her.
I think the conservatorship is what caused the damage that she has now.
But now she definitely does need like a minute.
No, no, this is like an established.
Y'all both are like, we're so glad she's out of the conservatorship.
Maybe we were wrong.
No, no, no, no.
I think like I think, no, she definitely needs like some medical supervision.
Block her up like a werewolf.
No, not like that.
No, something.
She just needs, she needs something.
I think she needs to go on tour.
I think she's no.
That's the opposite of what she needs.
She needs to change.
It's Britney Bitch.
No, she's fine.
She's fine as she is.
One shoe and eyelash half on.
Bro, you've seen the videos.
Give me more.
You've seen the videos.
I don't know why.
I don't know how.
Listen, listen.
The extent that homosexual men as a group of people will allow white women to behave in ways that are very clearly not good for them is crazy.
There's, you could, Britney Spears could be robbing a fucking bank with one.
Britney Spears could be out there robbing a bank, wearing her super low thongs.
I don't even know where she finds them, okay?
While dancing out of the bank and like filming herself.
And there would be a group, a flock of homosexual men going, it's brave.
Yes!
You fucking ate that queen.
And Austin is just LARPing.
I would totally be there.
Speed of LARPing.
Yeah.
Why are you wearing overall?
He keeps unhooking.
Too big for you.
I want to say I came in here.
Yeah.
Like a wrecking boy.
The only person that mentioned or complimented my overalls was my intended audience, Cutie Cinderella.
Now, Cutie, you must be wondering.
Everybody must have a story.
Not a twink.
Austin is straight.
He's coming out.
Let him cook.
Yes, me.
Cutie, you must be wondering.
Uh-huh.
Why am I wearing these overalls?
I assume one of them gave you a complex about what you were wearing, and so you borrowed them from Hassan.
I borrowed them from Will.
Okay.
Because he's the only one that had them.
But look.
Look, Cutie, I decided today I would fully send it and dress in the outfit that I would wear to the Taylor Swift concert.
Overalls, black shirt, totally Swifty coated.
That's not Swifty-coated at all.
It's not.
If you were wearing a pink shirt.
Okay, but like I didn't have a pink, but just pretend it's pink.
I wore these overalls because I was like, it's time I'm fully ascending.
I'll change the shirt to pink just to make it.
Okay, here's the deal.
I'm going to warn a white shirt.
If you guys send me what you would wear and it has to be an era.
Shit.
You're in.
Okay, but this is kind of an error.
Wait.
Wait, this is kind of huge.
Let me check and make sure I have a bunch of things.
I'm going to pause real quick.
I credit myself and my best friendship that I've been providing Cutie with on another level of just being there.
Just be in the bag, cutie.
And yeah.
I got us in the box.
We do stuff.
Not yet.
I need to see your outfits.
I need to see.
We do stuff off camera.
That's all I'm going to say.
We hang out off camera.
We do.
Rainbow is in the era.
That's why it works.
Perfect.
Okay, no, cutie, I got this off.
I think the three of us need to ask a question.
Yes.
Is Maya coming?
Yes.
Fuck.
She's my best friend.
Did she have to fucking dress up?
Yes.
Like you're...
She bought her outfit a month ago.
No, no, no.
But like, did you, did you put her...
No, did you just say, hey, Maya, you're coming unconditionally?
Or were you like, Maya, you need to show me your outfit or else you will not get an invitation?
I am totally in.
No, I don't want to.
Oh, God.
Here we go.
I don't want to hear the post hoc rationalization.
This is going to be really bad.
I think these overall.
Oh, God.
I would have picked up your phone call.
This is going to be really fun.
I would have picked up your phone call immediately.
I'm on Fear and Maya.
You're on the Fearan podcast with Austin Show, Hassan Piker, Will Neff, and Cutie Cinderella.
How are you?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
We get that a lot.
Thank you so much.
We appreciate it.
Anyway, you're talking with Cutie Cinderella, who's about to ask you a very important question.
Dude, I feel like I just called it in a radio show.
I know.
I don't know why he's like this.
Question.
He can't turn it off.
I invited you to the Taylor Swift concert.
Did I give you anything you had to do?
Anything I had to do?
Yeah, did I assign you any rules and responsibilities?
Does the documentary count?
I don't think so.
No.
Because did you know, out of the kindness of your heart, that it's important to dress up to the Taylor Swift concert?
That's why I dressed.
Look at me.
Look at me.
She knew how.
That's what I knew too.
I knew that.
Oh, so you never gave her conditions, though, like you did with us.
Oh, hold on.
All right, if you guys are arguing, first of all, Kitty doesn't need to give you conditions because I'm smart and considerate.
So Maya.
I'm wearing overalls right now.
Okay.
That's rough.
Kitty, watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
I will be wearing an outfit inspired by red.
I will have heart glasses, striped shirt, and white short shorts.
I'm going to put some overalls on and figure it out.
I'm going to, I'll figure something out that's in one of the eras.
All right.
They were arguing that they.
I didn't get any kudos for that.
I know.
I actually don't even know what they were arguing.
I was just trying to prove that you're a real friend.
And they're fake friends.
This is our podcast.
None of us get along.
Can I be honest?
Well, after, well, all right.
Maya, thanks so much for calling.
You've been on fear and in the morning.
I called Maya for the record.
Thank you so much for calling in, Maya.
For those tickets to Hoopastank, do you know the phrase that pays?
All right.
All right.
Thanks.
Maya, big, big fan.
Big fan.
Big fan.
I'm so sorry.
Big fan, Maya.
Big fan.
We love you.
Big fan.
Okay.
Bye, Maya.
You guys are not allowed to talk to Maya.
Okay.
I have her phone number.
She'd answer right now.
If you go to the show.
Can I be honest?
I met a guy.
I need to see submissions.
I met a guy, and he went to a Taylor Swift concert, and he was wearing overalls.
And I was just like, that has to be it.
So you didn't do any research?
I need submissions.
No, I need outfits.
I already have a better outfit than anything you could have put together for yourself for the Fearless Taylor's version.
You will be wearing bedazzled YSL boots with the buckle.
Can I be honest?
You will be wearing your leather pants that you already own because we bought it for you.
You will be wearing a sheer see-through sparkling shirt.
This one.
Oh, that's so hot.
How long is it going to take to get here?
We only have like a couple days, right?
Lost tracks.
When's the concert?
It's on.
On Saturday.
It's next Saturday.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, thank God.
We have a few days.
The bedazzled, sparkling shirt will get here in time, right?
Right.
We have some time.
I know where Will got his phone.
Will you take photos?
Will you take photos?
Will you accept photographs of things that are online?
Do I need to be in them?
I will accept photographs of things that are online.
Okay.
But I have another condition.
Okay, what's that?
If you come to the Taylor Swift concert, if you don't sing that song, none of you are allowed not at the concert.
Oh, I know, but in the album.
None of you are allowed to make fun of me.
Oh, my God.
Or talk to me.
Okay.
In the duration of your sign of a business.
During the duration.
It's my day.
For the duration of the concert.
No, I mean, it's my day.
Yeah, yeah.
For the duration of the concert.
Cutie, I'm not making fun.
Are you going to be talking to me for the rest of my life?
I'm not going to.
If you come to this concert.
Cutie, are you kidding me?
I tell you what, I'm going to make it up to you.
I'm going to take you to a Minnesota Vikings game.
I don't want to go.
All right.
You know what?
Second that?
Abby Knight.
I don't want to go.
All right.
Well.
Yeah, Austin.
I'm not going to lie.
At first, it was like really fun going with you to gay clubs.
And now I feel like anything is an excuse.
You're Brittany and we need to get you help.
I love going to the gay club.
No, we know.
But it's like, we'll be out for like Jamba juice and you'll be like, look, it's a lot of fun.
I think you guys are just missing out.
No, we bet that we go there.
It's like my favorite spot.
I can't get enough of it.
I don't know why.
It's like my, it's, it's the, it's, it's just you like attention for men.
No, I don't get a lot.
I don't get a lot of attention these days.
I do.
Moving on.
That's it.
That's the whole point.
That's why you like going to the gay club.
No, it has nothing to do with attention.
I like being around my fellow gays.
Hassan, do you know what it's like to be in the closet gay homosexual?
I don't.
See, for years, not being able to even point out somebody who's attractive.
Being there, just holding everything in.
Civil rights hero.
Yeah, holding everything in.
I still haven't been able to figure out an outfit inspiration for myself.
I'm looking at the errors and there's nothing really.
Stop looking.
Focus on the podcast.
There's nothing really that.
This is very important.
And it's also fundamentally important to the podcast.
This will change history.
Yeah, I just want to let you guys know.
Maybe speak now.
Purple.
You'll be purple.
I do have a maroon, purple-ish suit.
Purple is kind of my thing.
Got to be purple, not maroon.
Well, she does have a song maroon for midnights, though.
That's it.
I'll wear my double double-breasted Gucci blazer that I wore for the streamer awards.
For the streamer award.
Yeah.
Fuck.
You know, you marinate on it.
Some of us can't afford that.
Some of us are part of the working class.
She did not like that.
I need you guys to marinate on these.
I need you to submit them.
I will be submitting them.
Thank you.
Do they have to be good enough?
Is that what you're saying?
Like, if they're not good enough, we won't make it.
It would be really funny if we made it.
We made the cut and Austin did it.
I really think that you should make cuts.
Yeah.
No, For the sake of content, I think you should cut off.
No, cutie, that would be.
No, cutie, don't listen to that.
Only one or two of us should make it.
Well, you know, I'm making it.
That'd be so much drama.
You guys are so mad at me.
We're trying to make content here.
Look, look here.
Look at that.
I think cutting Austin from the pile last second would be Spotify.
Look at him.
He's already desperate.
Oh, my God.
She was.
What happened to her?
He removed her tracks.
No, no, no, no, but that's bullshit.
This is on recent searches.
She's not on there at all.
There's like 40.
No, she was.
No, she was on there a lot.
I was listening to Taylor's version because I don't listen to anything else.
You did text me that out of the blue.
Just fuck Scooter Bronte.
Yeah, tell him what I texted you.
No.
I texted her out of the blue.
I said, I'm only listening.
What did I say?
She never responded.
I know.
She never responded, but I tell you.
Sometimes when he's pandering to me, I say, I don't have time for this.
I said, you're trying to.
She hasn't responded to any text in the last week.
Oh, my God.
I haven't.
Since like July since like July 19th or 20th.
I said, there's so many texts that I haven't replied to.
Can I see?
Friendship Bracelets Competition00:07:45
Oh, God.
Can you turn it around?
I just want to get a peek of it.
You don't have to show the cameras.
Look.
Oh, my God.
Just know.
Oh, my God.
This is so desperate.
Let me see.
Okay, July 18th.
July 20th.
I'll be there in 18 minutes.
I know it's bad because cutie's looking at it and feeling bad.
Okay, just read them.
You can read them.
Oh.
My God.
Okay.
Leaving me.
Last thing, you were left on red on the 20th of July.
Okay, you do text her a lot.
What the hell?
Come on.
We're best friends.
I'll be there in 18 minutes.
No response.
I'm so hungover.
Do I need a parachute or life jacket?
I have both on me at all times just in case.
No response.
True.
Thank you for the event.
Sorry, I'm just hungover and have a headache.
No response.
A lot of these are from...
The context of that is incredible.
That was the mystery of that.
That was a cutie.
So he was asking if he needed a parachute or a life preserver.
And then he phoned in his performance as a dog.
So he was apologizing to no response.
And then, and then the last one on Tuesday, I'm listening to Taylor's version exclusively.
Is this when you, yeah, is this right after you texted me?
Happy birthday.
Have a great one.
Yeah, probably.
I'm listening to Taylor's version exclusively.
Dot, dot.
If it's not Taylor's version, I'm not listening to it.
Everyone needs to bring friendship bracelets to trade.
So you have to make friendship bracelets.
It's plur.
You just keep adding things.
Plur.
What's plural?
Peace, love, respect, unity.
Marsh, show him.
Peace.
Marsh.
Marsh is so not even looking at it.
Do plur.
You need to make some friendship listeners.
I have to hire somebody.
Respect unity.
I'm going to hire somebody on Tassrabbit.
I want to.
We need to trade a bracelet.
We trade friendship.
If this was the paywalled version, I would use the gun on myself.
We have so many guns.
See?
I fucking.
I'm going to make.
So let's get this straight.
Swifty outfit from an era and friendship bracelets.
Anything else I need to know?
One of us is getting cut.
No.
No, nobody.
She doesn't have room in the box.
No, she does.
She doesn't.
She told me.
There's only room for one person on that door, Jack.
Well, I'm getting in.
You best believe I'm in the book.
It is in a box.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now a competition.
Two will survive.
One will be cut.
There's so much drama.
There will be outrage if I don't get in the box.
You will be outraged.
Step it up, Jack.
I'm stepped it up.
I better see those friendship bracelets.
I'm stealing these overalls.
That's not good enough.
Okay.
I'm telling you, if you show up with this.
Oh, I'm not getting in the box.
You're going back to the frozen north, my friend.
This is just the entry level is just a little tease.
But hey, look, it got us to where we're at, okay?
Yeah.
So when you and I are looking at each other, singing my favorite Taylor Swift song, which was what you made me do on FaceTime because you didn't make it.
No, no, no.
In person, you're going to be like, Austin, goddamn, thanks for telling me to.
This is going to be me.
We are never, ever, ever.
And I'm going to show you the audience.
That would be getting back together.
And you're going to be fucking home.
No, I won't be.
Yes.
Hassan and I will be there.
It's so much more pleasurable if Austin is not there.
And he's just mad that he's not there.
I've realized that this would be so much better.
Better step it up.
It's going to be really funny when Austin takes it seriously and starts getting mad.
You better show up with a stage worn tail.
I want to see those friendship bracelets.
Okay.
It's Saturday is when the concert is?
I thought it was Thursday.
Look, my days are very jumbled.
I think it's Thursday.
Hey, any current events happening?
Yes.
Actually, this is.
I need your attention on this, cutie.
Ah, those are stupid ass flies pissing me off.
Okay.
That's our set dressing.
Yeah.
My hair.
That fly is union.
I need someone to do my hair.
Look at this show.
I'm going to try to execute this fly real quick.
Cutie, what were you going to say?
I was going to say something to cutie.
And, God, I wish you were like more of a real gay because I feel like you'd be on top of this shit too.
Like, T-Wise.
Gay enough for him?
Yeah.
I need someone to straighten my hair.
I wish you were more gay, too.
Yeah.
I want to talk about something very important.
Ariana Grande cheating on her husband.
Yes.
That's best friendship right there.
Put it out there.
Yo.
Before you guys all cannibalize the event, I want to talk about something from a racial standpoint.
Uh-oh.
About inclusivity.
This is a big win for Gingers.
This is a big win for Jay.
Oh, I thought you were when you said Ariana Grande in race, I thought you were going to talk about how.
No, I'm talking about my race.
Yeah, no, it's true.
I forgot about that.
We, the spicy white coalition, the ginger coalition, we, this is a big moment for us.
You know, not many big, you know, sexy victories out there for redheads.
It's been a while since Ed Sheeran.
Never really considered a sex icon.
Well, and neither is this guy.
Having the biggest song in the world, pretty sexy.
Neither is this guy actually.
Ellie Goulding.
All right, pull it up.
Pull up, SpongeBob, musical.
I'm going to use the bathroom.
No, no, no.
You have to stay for this.
You can't run away from the truth.
Get back here.
Okay, well, we'll get to that when Will's here, but you can search it.
In the meantime, it'll come up.
Oh, don't fucking worry about it.
Big friendship, break.
Yep, Ethan.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll get to that.
Before that, let's look at the viral TikTok that started this entire conversation.
What is happening right now?
This guy, I just sang some Taylor Swift lyrics, and he goes, is that SpongeBob?
And I said, no, it's Taylor.
Can you look up?
She was considered for the SpongeBob.
Wait, you can't hear me from the mics from over here?
I hate him.
Stop.
Okay.
It is the...
Oh, look at that.
It is this one.
That's the one.
Are you just doing one of the shows?
How many shows has she got?
Okay.
I was honestly thinking.
This is not the original.
Someone I think re-uploaded this.
I could just give us tickets and we could go to a different concert, the four of us.
Let's stay on task.
I genuinely don't know how many tickets I have available.
Can we pay attention?
Can we do the podcast, please?
This is part of it.
So here is how here is how this entire story starts.
I did not know anything about Ariana Grande other than the fact that she is a Bernie bro, brah.
I don't know.
I like her for that reason.
And also, I think she's attractive and she looks good in every race that she has tried out.
So I am a fan of Ariana Grande.
Please, if you are a fan of Ariana Grande, please don't come to my house and kill me.
Ariana Grande Controversy00:14:57
And also, if you hate Ariana Grande a lot, if you hate her a lot, then I also do not condone her behavior.
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, I saw this video and I was genuinely interested.
It seems like Ariana Grande is a serial cheater.
That's right.
But she does it like an Olympic sport.
So let's take a look.
I'm completely unrelated before we get into this.
Ariana Grande, don't try that with me.
I'm in a relationship.
I want to just mention that to Ariana Grande.
I am in a relationship.
Don't Ariana Grande.
I am in a relationship.
Yeah.
Don't try it.
Don't do it.
Back-to-back redheads.
That's crazy.
Don't do it.
No one would expect it.
Okay.
Yeah, that'd be real horrible.
All right, let's look at this video.
They owned her long history of cheating in relationships.
First of all, I just want to.
Fuck, it's not the original.
God damn it, you fucking asshole.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
I cannot fucking I can't stand this shit.
It's like yeah, the react man is out of control, right?
Oh, we can talk about that too if you want.
I just shushed you.
I didn't.
That was my laugh.
It was.
Yeah, that's the one.
Ariana Grande.
So right now, this is sitting at 248,000 likes on TikTok.
Ky Brooks accuses Ariana for cheating on him with Nathan Sykes.
Oh, I got it.
Same year.
Rumors started going around.
I love that.
Mac Miller and his longtime girlfriend Nomi broke up because he cheated on her with Ariana.
In 2016, Naya Rivera revealed in her book that Big Sean allegedly cheated on her in 2014 with Ariana when she walked into her house and Ariana was there.
Yeah, that's a rough one.
In 2018, Mac Miller's ex-girlfriend Nomi revealed on her Tumblr blog Mac cheated on her again with Ariana in 2016.
In 2018, there were rumors Arianna cheated on Mac with Pete Davidson while Pete was in a relationship with Kazi David.
In 2020, Kazi said she found out Pete was cheating on her with Ariana through Instagram.
I don't know if that was true.
In 2019, TMZ reports that Ariana and Big Sean were getting cozy in the studio together while he's dating Gene Ako.
In 2020, Dalton Gomez's ex-girlfriend posted this on her Instagram story, fueling the rumors that Dalton cheated on her with Ariana.
In July 2023, it was announced Arianna and Dalton are getting a divorce.
Ethan Slater and his wife are separating.
And now it's announced Arianna and Ethan are dating all in one week, fueling the rumors they cheated on their spouses.
Pause it.
I'm going to the 5th, 2002.
A star is born.
I will say, a male pattern on the table indicated cheating.
Yeah.
Much respect to Ariana Grande for actually competitively cheating.
Like she's not just a serial cheater.
It seems like she is competing with who knows who.
I don't know what she's doing.
I respect it.
It seems like she's never been in a relationship without cheating.
She put it out there.
Break up with your girlfriend.
Yeah, yeah, because I'm bored.
Fuck yeah.
That's kind of true.
Listen, that's Ariana Grande.
Oh my God.
You're right.
You blow your life up.
Yeah.
And here's the thing.
I'm a red pill the fuck out of y'all right now.
Okay.
I'm going to drop some crazy ever since I sat in slime seat.
I'm on that conspiracy theory crazy, right?
Ariana Grande.
Brilliant.
Why?
Every time she cheats, she's in the headlines.
I bet we got a new Ariana album coming up soon.
She's actually wicked.
The men that cheat with her, their social stock goes through the fucking roof.
That is Pete Davidson built an empire of giving that long dick, even though he's the like, you know, Pete Davidson.
Because of him.
I loved him before.
I loved him before.
I watched him.
Ariana Croni.
No, no.
I did.
I used to watch his comedy stand-up, his college stand-up when he was like 19.
I used to watch him on Wild and Out.
I watched him on Guy Code.
I watched him.
That's really weird.
That's crazy.
Pete Davidson has fallen off since for the record.
Sorry, Pete.
Yeah, because he's not cheating.
He's not cheating.
No.
Are you saying that's what we all got to do?
I'm saying that suspects a wild cheat.
Oh my god, we should have an affair.
No, with who I think it's media stunts, though, because Ariana Grande apparently the rumor is she's already cooling off on old Redhead face.
Oh, of course.
Wait, so she's already moving on.
Why are you so in tune?
Is it because the red colours are?
I am an affluent member of the redhead community.
Do you guys talk to one another?
Or is there like a weird...
Well, I donate to the American Redhead College Fund.
Wait, wait, there's a copy of the family.
There's no fucking way that that's a real thing.
Oh, yeah.
Marsh, look this up.
Shut the fuck up.
Let's not do research right now.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
For a second, I was like, there's no shots for an elaborate bit.
That would have been awesome.
I just don't think that it exists.
Okay.
So.
Marsh Doctor website for me.
More to talk.
There's a lot more to cover in this storyline.
I'm actually kind of surprised because people are souring on Ariana Grande.
Because this guy has kids.
Yeah.
More information.
That's what they do.
More information.
A wife from an 11-year relationship marriage, children.
And are you ready for this?
Ariana Grande knew them as a couple and would comment under their relationship milestone post like, oh my God, Slay, you guys are so cute.
No.
Mischievous demon.
I would like pictures of that.
As much as I am of the camp, that's Ariana Grande.
You got to blow your life up.
I also want to point something out.
Have you ever seen the comparisons of him to her brother?
Oh.
What?
Dude, you did a deep dive on this shit, my boy.
Look old pictures of her brother and put them next to old girls.
Wait, Frankie Grande?
Old pictures of Frankie Grande.
Oh, I've fucking seen that.
That guy's crazy.
Fuck you.
No, no, not new ones.
Old.
Old pictures of Frankie Grande.
Yep.
And now look at old pictures of Frankie Grande next to.
Okay, pull it up.
Pull it over.
Oh, my God.
One all the way on the right.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No, all the way on the right.
All the way on the right.
Oh, God.
She's cheating with him.
No.
Yes.
You can't unsee it.
You can't unsee it.
It's incestual.
What the fuck?
Yes.
Yes.
She's dating her brother.
Her brother before her brother became like this crazy media guy.
Oh, my God.
You're welcome.
That's crazy.
I'll be honest, though.
What's crazy is this guy's SpongeBob.
Yeah.
Let's do a little bit of... SpongeBob.
You know, sit down.
He has the voice of SpongeBob.
No, he isn't.
No, no, no, no.
Pull that up.
No, He's not even dressed in the middle of the day.
Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande saw this performance.
This is Cannon.
She saw this performance and went, I want to suck SpongeBob's dick.
Like we all do.
Yeah, but I mean, watch this performance, Will.
I'm going to...
The ginger stocks have never been worse.
Just like a full one.
One that's already pre-watched, the four-minute one.
Just click on that.
Yep, that's perfect.
That's SpongeBob.
Yeah, yeah, perfect.
It's not even a sponge.
Click that.
That's ridiculous.
No, it's fine.
It's not copyright.
No, just play.
We don't make any money on YouTube anyway.
Right?
Turn that shit up.
Look at us.
Yes.
Okay, okay.
Just muted on them.
Why isn't he a sponge?
That's what I want to know.
Just six more minutes.
I just need you to show him scoot over.
And then the water bubble sound coming up.
It's going to come up in a second.
I've watched this once.
Fat Dumpy, though, for a sponge.
He's in good shape.
He's like.
Okay, what did they do to Patrick Stargreet?
He's not even a starfish.
That's what I'm trying to say.
None of them are the animals, which is bullshit.
It's probably.
Oh, this part.
Watch, watch.
Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me.
It's gonna be the best day.
Just to wait and see.
Okay, that's enough.
That's enough.
Even if I was if I was married to him, that would give me an ick.
I think he does that.
I mean, it's like, it's shocking to me that like Ludwig would do that.
There's so many different things that's shocking about this.
One.
I feel like Ludwig could do that.
This was made.
Number one, this was made.
Very shocking.
Very weird.
Number two, this man made this and still had a wife and children.
Like he had sexual intercourse with a woman.
And number three, Ariana Grande saw that, knew that it existed, and was like, I'm going to fuck this guy.
What is he in this kid?
Fuck this live, his live oak.
Oh, he isn't wicked?
He's got, because that's how they met.
Popular.
I'll help you be popular.
Yes.
Do you think he's Glenda?
He is.
He's trying.
He's trying so hard.
He's like, yeah, look, see, notice me, Ariana.
I have.
Bach?
Oh, no.
Whatever that is.
Balk.
Oh, no.
Was he like not even a good character?
So, wait, what's wicked?
It's wicked as the story of the witches before they got into the Wizard of Oz, but it's like turned into a high school drama.
Yeah.
Oh!
She fell in love with the she hit it.
Yo, she threw it.
She threw it out for a munchkin.
You know what?
The more I hear, oh, no.
I haven't seen Wicked.
I've seen Wicked on the West End.
The more I hear, the more I approve.
It's because he's a redhead, Will.
No, that has nothing to do with it.
It has everything to do with the red.
I will say, though, I really want to find a hot when redheads are hot.
Oh, they're hot.
Great.
Okay.
Well, but that's not one of them, is what you're saying.
Not really.
Sorry to tell.
I agree, which is why it makes sense.
I'm still very thrown off that he's not a sponge.
I don't understand why.
It's very strange.
These kids are.
You're not alone in this.
A lot of people have been saying this.
Every time I watch it, they're like, why is he not a sponge?
I'm like, it's a fucking Broadway musical for fucking sense.
You know what I mean?
Imagine if you went and saw Transformers on Broadway.
Okay.
Where are you going with this?
I can't believe you just gave them that idea.
And they were human.
Autobots.
Rolled out.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Transformers on Broadway.
I'm shocked, like I said, that a lot of people have cooled off on Ariana with this one.
I mean, I still love her music.
And I think it's partially because she hasn't made music in a while.
So that's number one.
I think sometimes for women in this situation, Ariana cheats, and we're kind of like Slay Queen.
Yeah, kind of.
I know it's.
Stick it to the man.
They always do it to us.
You've got it.
And then she does it again.
And we're like, okay, keep slaying.
And then she does it on a married man with kids.
And we're like, she slayed too close to the sun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you think there's any credence that people are looking at this guy Ethan?
Ethan, what is his name?
Schneider?
Ethan Slater.
Ethan Schneider.
And I think they think he is kind of goofy.
I think there's a chance.
And he's not very attractive.
That's why I feel like people look at it and they're assessing it and they don't think it's valid.
Yeah, people will be like, if he was hot, it would have been worth it.
Yeah, I think.
Like, if she did this with like Jason Momoa or something, then I think people would have like a different take on it.
Famously, not a redhead.
I mean, I also think the family thing is the biggest.
Yeah, I think it's mostly number one family, but I think it became kids.
Come on.
Yeah, exactly.
Everybody.
No, I agree.
I need everybody to answer honestly here.
If you had the opportunity, would you have an affair with Ariana Grande?
Absolutely not.
And she shouldn't try because I am not susceptible to her wiles.
You hear that, Ariana?
Don't even try.
I'll be honest.
I wouldn't even be in.
I would just, I would do it.
What?
I know.
You would go back in the closet for Ariana.
No, not even back in the closet.
I would just be there is a TikTok couple.
Have you seen the TikTok couple?
That is the guy's gay, but they're dating.
Have you seen this?
This does not narrow it down at all.
I don't know.
Sorry.
You got to give us more boundaries.
I think there is.
We have to admit as human beings that there is always a celebrity that you would blow your life up for.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go to the hall pass.
Right.
I had a conversation with Caroline.
A very honest conversation.
She'd blow our life up over Keanu Reeves.
And I'm okay with that.
Yeah.
Because that's fucking Keanu Reeves.
Yeah.
Man.
That's Neo in the motherfucking Matrix.
That's Utah.
Make it to.
That's Bill, you know, from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
What?
Joking.
It was a silly joke.
I'm okay with it.
I'd blow it up for Timothy Chalamay.
We know.
Who would you blow it up for?
I don't know anymore.
Would you blow it up for Taylor?
Lesbian relationship?
Happy Forever?
Blowing Up Relationships00:02:08
If she actually, if she's actually Galer, I think I could convert myself.
And Hassan, if you had to blow up a relationship that you had, hypothetically, Austin Show.
Yeah, you have to break it off with Austin Show.
No, you wouldn't.
Austin was trying to have him.
Oh, absolutely not.
Yeah, no.
Definitely not.
No.
He would risk it all for me.
I know he would.
Not even remotely worth.
Okay.
I feel like you're not susceptible to celebrity wiles.
I'm not.
But people will not believe me.
So it doesn't matter.
Ooh.
Interesting.
Oh, I got it.
Nami from One Piece.
No, it would be Nico Robin, but even then, not really.
Who's Nico Robin?
Nico Robin is the best girl.
From what?
From One Piece.
The best girl.
Oh.
Can I tell you?
Even then, who's a baddie?
Sure.
Cortana from Halo.
What are you doing?
Look up Cortana from her.
No, her haircut.
She has the Karen haircut.
You know what?
Yeah, show Nico Robin to Will.
Yeah.
But like, oh, Miss Sunday, Miss Sunday one.
Yeah, Miss Sunday, dude.
That's.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're in the earlier stages.
That's why.
But pull up the Miss Sunday fit.
Oh, yeah, when she's the cowgirl.
All Sunday, I think.
I don't know.
Why are you?
Why are you violating the trust here?
Oh, Jesus.
Lord.
Mercy on my side.
That corset does not look comfortable.
Oh, my stars and garters.
Look up Cortana.
Cortana has a tear.
You are not a.
You're not a nerd.
You're not a weeb.
You know, one female video game.
Stop trying to make Cortana.
Look at Cortana looks sexy.
She's not hot.
Look at.
Just look up Cortana Sexy on Google image.
No, because we're going to get porn.
This is going to be porn.
There's going to be porn here.
Oh, it is porn.
Wait, yeah, there's porn.
Wait, we can't show this.
Just blur it out, I guess.
Okay.
See, that's what I'm saying.
Look at Cortana.
Look at she's a natural beauty.
No, but it's no makeup.
She's a natural beauty.
She has no.
Why are you writing for this?
I like Cortana from Halo.
YouTube Upload Guidelines00:14:35
That's honestly.
Is this because like, is this like a remnant of your like in the closet self or something?
This is what I, this is what I was saying.
Where he was just like, he was just like, yeah.
I love Cortana.
I'd love to fuck the shit out of her titties, right, boys?
I'd love to suck on her, boobies.
It was the only, it was the only female credit.
Well, it's the perfect beard for you.
Yeah, Cortana.
Because she's a hologram.
You'd never have to consummate.
True.
That's true.
Any other current events going on that anybody wants to talk about that?
Man, I think I had to.
We can talk about the React gay stuff a little bit if we want.
I mean, I don't care.
You know what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, you're Mr. React yourself.
There's so many people that do it.
Like, everyone does it.
And that's why it's pretty funny when people are just like, well, it's really bad when a person I don't like does it.
Whereas it's kind of fine and okay if a person I do like does it.
Obviously, not all Reacts are the same.
But for those of you who don't know at home, there's a big, big drama happening in the world.
Once again, it's the same exact drama that's happening in the world once again.
ReactGate.
That's right.
It rotates every two years.
Yeah, the villain finally for once is not me, which is why I haven't really talked about it too much.
You're about to make yourself the center of the conference.
No, not at all because this is on our YouTube.
This is on our YouTube page, and it's all.
If you react to it, you're the problem.
We will DMCA.
Yeah, well, the reality is that, you know, they pick and choose their targets.
They've been trying.
The people that have been putting the accelerant on the fire this time around have been trying to also loop me back into the conversation.
I've done a pretty decent job of staying out of it for the most part.
Until now.
No, it's fine.
Everyone's mad at XQC.
Let me know is a massive YouTube project, basically.
Massive YouTube channel.
They make wonderful, brilliant, well-thought-out, sometimes creepypasta, sometimes documentary-style videos that are oftentimes an hour long, maybe a little bit longer.
Are you bored, Austin?
No, no, I was just making sure of something.
Okay.
And they made a video about the JFK assassination from one angle only, the angle of the book depository.
There's more to come on that front.
Sure.
This is a incredible conspiracy theory that I personally love as well.
Everybody watched it on Twitch as they always do.
But then a lot of viral tweets started popping off about XQC's re-upload of the entire thing onto his own YouTube channel.
XC re-uploaded his React to his YouTube channel.
He doesn't do it himself.
His editor does it for him.
And his React was like, I think a little bit longer, but not that much.
His react was like, I think 10 minutes longer than the original video, which is like an hour and 30 minutes.
And his react was like an hour and 45.
I think it's pretty long.
Yeah.
Lemino's video is like one hour and 45 minutes.
Maybe XUC is like a little bit longer.
I don't know.
And someone screenshotted it and was like, this is fucking ridiculous.
Mudahar, Ordinary Gamers, also got in on the conversation.
Plenty of other people got in on the conversation.
How long ago is this?
This happened this past week.
And it's been going on for a couple days now.
And there was a back and forth on Twitter between Mudahar and XUC where they wrote the longest Twitter post I've ever seen.
And I did not read it because I just refuse to read anything over 280 characters at this point.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You know, it's turned into a goddamn forum over here.
But yeah, like I said, I chose to see myself out of this conversation because of the battle I fought many times over.
Oh, I found out.
And this time, XUC is in the crosshairs.
And that's it.
It's something that everybody engages in.
I have never done React content.
Yeah.
Thank God you're right.
Ever.
Yeah, that's never, you would never react.
I absolutely haven't.
Yeah.
Well, you actually don't because you just don't do content.
So there's that.
Hello.
I'm doing content right now.
Everybody, everybody does it.
My mic is unplugged.
How long has it been unplugged for?
Better?
Hello.
Hello?
Okay.
I, I mean, I'm looking at it.
Lemono has 4.4 million views and X has 360 views.
Like that.
360K.
360K.
Yeah.
Which is a lot of views.
There's a lot of views.
But I think in comparison, I don't...
Am I, I don't know.
Maybe, this is my feeling.
Uh-oh.
Anyone can react.
React to my YouTube channel, please.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly what I'm saying.
That's how I feel about it.
I think reacting to YouTube videos is beneficial.
And if you don't want, maybe this is a hot take.
If you don't want people to react to your shit, especially in this day and age, just hire a DMCA company and they'll just DMCA everyone and you make money off.
So she kind of made that argument and a lot of people got mad at him for it.
She didn't mean it that way.
I didn't mean it.
One thing that we need to mention here is that...
I actually don't have an opinion.
Pretty much every single person in this room is a content creator and has made content.
No, I just mean like we've, we've made content on YouTube as YouTube exclusive content as well.
And we also, you know, that's why I said pretty much.
Yeah, I've never made exclusive YouTube content.
That's what I mean.
Like we, I started off on YouTube.
I went to Facebook and YouTube and then I got to Twitch and I still do have a fairly viable YouTube channel myself.
And from that perspective, in the perspective of like me being a content creator, putting my content creator hat on, yes, of course, I love when people react to my content.
Yes.
Sorry.
I just had an epiphany that I think I need to clarify.
Obviously, yes, react to my stuff, but the problem is the re-upload of the full thing.
It needs to be transformative.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't agree with that part.
I think it does need to be transformative.
I take it a little bit.
I take it one step further for my own personal situation.
I don't even mind if you re-upload my videos.
That's why there is a massive Hassanabi clips industrial complex out there where people do take all of my VODs, my eight-hour long VODs, and usually clip it in bits and pieces and post it online and make money off of it as well.
They're starting to think that's a catch-all for all of us too.
The Hassan Abbey Industrial Complex is going nuts on Will Neff and Austin Show and Cutie Cinderella.
Do you not want that?
No, I actually don't mind it.
Okay, well then why are you complaining?
I'm not complaining.
Okay, so my point is, my point is this.
I have a unique perspective on IP and I recognize that.
And although I am consistent on that perspective, others might not have a similar perspective on IP and I and I value that.
I think it's important, which is part of the reason why there have been moments in the past where I've like reacted to someone who may or may not have liked it and immediately, I usually never upload it onto my YouTube page anyway.
My own actual YouTube page will rarely ever have like a React upload.
It's almost always, it's always transformative.
It's always going to be me just like cutting it with my editors and making sure that it's as close to like a Cody Cohen Noel react to like a cringe person type video in general.
It's also going to be usually political, maybe humorous, but most of the time it's political or newsworthy.
So I maintain that for my own personal YouTube page.
But however, things that I look at on Twitch when I'm live, you are not going to be able to catch that fly with that box.
There's a 0% chance.
Things that I, you know, things that I look at on my Twitch, sometimes fan channels, which I have no control over, will upload in its entirety.
That's usually where this big, that's usually where this like big issue arises.
Are the comments mad?
I'm going to look at comments.
Are they like mad at him?
Well, it's XCC, so he has a lot of fans.
So there are plenty of people still writing for him, but the overwhelming majority of the population is like, no, fuck you.
You're an asshole for doing this.
I think if it's not transformative enough and the person was upset, usually they reach out.
Like genuinely, we're in that world where like if you watch a Jubilee video and they're like, hey, don't do that, they will like.
Well, Jubilee never would.
Jubilee.
Jubilee never would, but like JCS, remember when everyone was reacting to JCS and JCS like tweeted and they're like, hey, we're good with it.
Yeah.
They actually.
Don't get mad on another creators behind me.
It's funny that you mentioned that because people that get mad at me for the React stuff will often bring up JCS as an example, even though JCS has literally like called me out by name to thank me for not only reacting, but also defending them and going to YouTube and like trying to make sure that their channel is restored and not having any issues.
So like it's almost creator.
It's almost always reactors and everything.
Yeah.
And it's almost always like I almost always react to exclusively my friends and people that I do know, people that I have a line of communication with.
There are channels that I know are not fond of that sort of thing.
And I just steer clear of channels like that.
But overall, it's a mutually beneficial relationship for both content creators with the exception of like re-uploading an entire thing.
But if you see a if you see my face on YouTube reacting to a full video and you feel like I have not reacted hard enough, even though usually the runtime will be double the amount of the video because I am known as Pazanabi, it's almost always a fan channel that has uploaded that in its entirety and has not edited it properly.
If this becomes a larger issue, I will probably start taking down fan channels as well who are who will not abide by certain boundaries that we set.
It hasn't really been an issue with any content creators thus far.
And I always tell content creators, if you don't have a, if you don't like it, if you don't like me reacting to a video, please let me know.
I will immediately, I will, you know, I will tell the fan channels to take it down or DMCA it myself if you want or go ahead and DMCA it yourself.
Ultimately, I think that's that's it.
It's not the reaction that's the issue.
It's the re-upload.
The funny thing was, is last year, my first year, or no, year before, whatever, first year of streamer awards, I like tweeted out like, hey, please don't react to Live and everyone got so mad, even though the line underneath it said you can react to the YouTube video the next day.
Like, yeah, feel free.
Please react to the YouTube video the next day.
Like, I encourage it.
It was just, it was so funny because people are like, This React streamer is not letting people react.
And I'm like, No, no, no, you can always react to the video.
I encourage it.
Please.
Yeah.
I think, like, at least the conversation has evolved now to a little bit more of a re-upload standpoint.
A little bit more.
Yeah.
The conversation now has evolved into a much like it's elevated to a smarter position where people kind of understand that.
Like, if you're watching a YouTube video on your Twitch stream, it is actually beneficial for the YouTube.
And if you are actually engaging in fair use and like you're chopping up that reaction into like a legitimate YouTube video that is maybe a broader conversation or whatever, something that I do regularly, then it's also understandable.
However, if you're full-blown re-uploading of React and you didn't really do anything and you were just eating and you were just going, uh-huh, or like walking away half the time or anything like that, and then you re-upload it in its entirety, which sometimes my fan channels will do, not myself, not affiliated, which they should not do, then it becomes an issue.
Yeah, but knowing X for some, not even for all YouTubers.
I haven't watched X's re-upload of this, but knowing X, there's no way he wasn't fucking react.
Like, he reacts like a motherfucker.
Am I crazy?
Yes, and no.
I think people get upset because they look at like there are clippable moments.
People do this to me all the time.
People do this to me all the time.
Like while I was watching the Lamino video myself, I said, oh, I got to take Kaya out to poop real quick.
And they clip that moment from the Lamino video, which is a three-minute sequence where I was away from the camera, but I'm still watching.
And then they say, oh, look, Hassan didn't actually, you know, adequately react to this thing, which is funny because if you look at like any of the re-uploads that fan channels have put up there of the Lamino video itself, mine almost doubles its runtime.
Yeah.
So it doesn't really make sense from their perspective, which is because it's like JFK Assassination Conspiracies are like right in the pocket of what I talk about regularly.
It doesn't really make sense in the argument that they're trying to make is that like, do they think that I'm putting it on 25% speed and then just like letting the video run slowly?
Like, how am I doubling the runtime?
Or they'll sometimes say, well, you get into an irrelevant stunlock.
It's like, yeah, well, it's not.
It's not an irrelevant stunlock.
That's like, I'm talking about the video and an issue that is being, an issue that is being brought up in the video that someone has a disagreement with.
It's all on top of the original product itself.
But as a content creator, like I said, the final say is always on the IP holder.
If they have an issue with it, 100%.
My bad.
You're absolutely correct.
I've seen people put it in their description now, too.
Like, feel free to react or please.
Yeah.
And I think YouTube does need to.
That'd be really cool if YouTube had a thing.
Maybe YouTube.
Yeah.
Maybe YouTube needs to do like a thing where they'll have an allowance.
Yeah.
I'm fine with people watching this under certain guidelines.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
We've got a we got to get behind the paywall.
We got to get behind the paywall.
No, speaking of which, behind the paywall, got a very special segment.
People have given me their customer service related grievances.
I'll be giving some advice behind the paywall.
Paywall Advice for Creators00:01:03
Yes.
Eventually we will put it behind a second paywall, but for now, this is free for those that pay.
Well, it's not free.
I mean, if you pay for the Patreon, then you get to see a little bit, but then we're going to elevate.
It's going to be more expensive.
But this time it's a little cheaper.
What are you saying?
We're just going to get behind the paywall.
Sometimes we're going to make money on it.
Patreon.com slash fear and listen, you know what my takes are on IP.
So you know.
All right, we'll see what we got now.
Thank you, everybody.
Goodbye.
I'm gonna kill this motherfucking fly.
How would you guys make money on the street if you had to?
I would just start sucking, Dick.
You went there so fast.
I would just start sucking, cock.
What the fuck?
Why did you go there so fast?
How would I make money?
Start throwing ass at you.
Okay.
Are you ready?
I have deep knowledge of cults.
I would immediately start my own cult.
I would dress up.
I would start a cult fast enough to get a one-day return.