Aaron Rodgers and Hasan Piker clash over toxic rhetoric, while hosts Trey Richards and Walid Mohammad debate New York's first Muslim coach, Robert Saleh. They explore dangerous sports like Bushkashy, recount visa detentions in China, and analyze Quebec separatism versus American political hypocrisy. The episode concludes by contrasting Taliban bureaucracy with historical executions, ultimately questioning whether modern conflicts stem from ideological rigidity or bureaucratic decay. [Automatically generated summary]
Yeah, I thought Trey was, and then, you know, I found out he's not.
It's very disappointing.
So we're going to fucking deal.
We're going to fucking deal with this.
He's converting.
He's converting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is literally a fucking one minute to say we're already whipping the fucking whipping the glizzy.
Demonetize ASAP.
What's up, everybody?
We're back with Fear and Podcast.
That's right.
We got some special guests today.
We're permanently replacing Cutie and Austin as co-hosts.
I know like a while ago, we were like, yay, Cutie and Austin are co-hosts.
They're done.
They're done.
Well, one's gay, the other's a woman.
And we decided.
Yeah.
Yeah, we decided.
Fuck that.
You know, back to the roots.
Let's get some men in here.
You know what I mean?
So much men that we got Farley in the building.
Yeah.
A man right there.
What are you doing?
Showing his dick?
He's like, hang out.
I'll show you.
That's a man right there.
I don't know why I went there.
That is on him.
That's weird.
That's your fault somehow.
It's your fault for not coming to England tomorrow with me.
I mean, that is fully on.
We're going, by the way.
Yeah.
We're excited.
Yeah, they're coming.
Yeah.
It's going to be a blast.
Yeah, they're coming with me.
Oh, I forgot to introduce our guests.
We're joined by Trey and Walid.
You guys probably saw them on the stream earlier.
Maybe, I don't know when the fuck this podcast can drop, but you know, a while ago.
Or maybe not so long ago.
You know what I mean?
Depending on when we're watching.
Yeah, depending on when you're watching.
You covered all your bases there.
That was nice.
Exactly.
You always got to keep them guessing.
You guys like London?
Oh, we're excited to go back to one.
I've never been.
I'm lying.
Yeah, we're not going.
They're lying to you.
They're lying to your friends.
Oh, you're not.
No, don't worry.
They lied to my mom.
So, like, they're just liars.
Wait, what did we do, Du Bro?
Yeah, no, you were like, yeah, we go way back.
We were friends in college.
I was like, bro, you're lying to my mom.
I've been lying to moms.
That's my thing.
Yeah.
That's my thing.
Yeah.
They have podcasts individually.
Shout out your podcast.
Yeah, random order podcasts.
Foul tip podcasts under the TMG.
This might be a sport-heavy episode.
I know shit about it.
That's the whole point.
What the fuck are you going to talk about then?
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, he doesn't know shit about us.
The Knicks are playing right now, aren't they?
They are.
You don't know sports that much?
I'll fuck it with you.
I'll fuck it with you.
I know sports.
Sons are playing right now.
Yeah.
Well, it depends on when this comes out.
Are you into sports?
Are you like a big...
I'm a New York sports guy, so I really haven't been that sport-heavy, but for the first time in forever.
What?
What the?
You guys are good.
We lose every year.
Okay, let's pull it up.
Speaking of sports and speaking of New York sports, I got a fucking bone to pick with you.
I got a bone to pick with you.
Oh, you got a bone to pick up.
Okay, yeah, I do.
Somehow it's going to be towards 9-11.
Let's do it.
Okay.
So, first and foremost, I find a tweet About possibly Aaron Rodgers on his verified account beefing in the comment section of a TikTok on a stand account of mine.
Like it was like Chibi Hassan or something.
Yeah.
And he's like, Hassan is such a fucking piece of shit.
Like such a hater, piece of shit leftist, something like that.
Yeah.
Where is it?
Let's pull up the tweet real quick.
Oh, let's pull that up.
He goes, me and TikTok.
Me and TikTok, Aaron Rodgers have made peace.
Any assan homies reading is no longer on site.
Wait, hold up.
Yeah, well, that's an update, but whatever.
The original tweet thread was, Hassan is a miserable human being.
He goes, the clip's on my channel.
If you want to see it, it's probably going to be surreal.
Oh, shit, never mind.
That's an update.
Fuck.
If you go back to the first video on Chibi Hassan.
What'd you say about Aaron Rodgers?
I didn't say shit about Aaron Rodgers.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I love him.
I mean, I make fun of him all the time.
He's an anti-bax, but like, not on my clip.
Like, he would.
He's not going to fucking see it.
He's like responding to some random shit.
Well, I'm, I, I am too deep in the Jets community.
Aaron Rodgers goes, Hassan's a miserable human being.
Chibi Hassan obviously says, want to really know what makes people miserable?
CTE from football.
That's one of my fans.
Fucking dunking on Aaron Rodgers.
He goes, yeah, CTE is pretty brutal.
What's that got to do with Hassan being a miserable loser leftist?
You think I'm going to humor someone with CTE in a politically charged conversation?
Like arguing with a pigeon?
Damn.
He goes, I don't know if you're the real Aaron Rodgers, but if you are, you should go back to running your head into other people for money.
That's what you're good at.
Oh, did you write that?
Nah, you're on the stage.
So I didn't write that.
I didn't.
Go back to Chibi's video.
This was hard for me.
So, so, yeah, I sent this to Will, and he literally.
Because you're a Jets fan?
Oh, yeah.
He's a major Jets fan.
Yeah, yeah.
And you know, guys, this is ultimately, this was a very hard decision for me as a Jets fan, but I think I came to the right decision.
You can go on.
Not the six-minute video.
I think I makes this lot.
You put a whole six minutes up?
There's like a 30-second clip.
Yeah, it's a 30-second clip.
He's on LSF.
Damn, you're fast, though.
You should work for the FBI.
Fuck.
Yeah, maybe he's.
He's got that.
Maybe he does that.
He did just kind of pull up out of nowhere through the window.
So you're happy that he's at the Jets now, right?
You're pumped.
He loves Aaron Rodgers.
He thinks Aaron Rodgers is going to fuck it.
Oh, you're a dick rider.
Oh.
Dick Rider.
He just wants to win so bad.
Dick Rider.
Being a fan of your own team is a dick rider.
That's crazy.
What team do you dick ride for?
I don't have a team.
I don't dick ride anybody.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I like that.
I like where your energy's at.
What about you?
You like the fucking, was it Blue Jays or whatever?
No.
They're not a football team.
I know.
I'm saying, like, you have a team in general.
I got a team out.
The Raptors.
Shout out to Raptors.
You know, we won that shit, but I've been watching the Orlando Magic, man.
Interesting team.
Y'all got nothing to say about Orlando?
No, because the last time I thought about Orlando Magic was like Dwight Howard.
I have a question.
I told you first time I saw you.
I say Orlando Magic.
And then I challenge you to ball.
I don't know if you remember that.
I don't remember you saying Orlando Magic because I hyper focused on you challenging me to ball.
And I was thinking like, I'm going to fucking destroy this guy.
That's what I was thinking.
But you would say that about you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, he was saying that.
So I have a question.
If a really good player came to the Orlando Magic, you'd become a fan of that player.
Oh, I didn't say the dick ride in the comment.
I see where you're going.
I just think that's.
No, it was out of pocket.
It was out of the pocket.
It was out of the pocket.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Just pull up the video.
But let's see.
Let's see.
Because if your reaction is crazy.
His reaction is crazy.
I have to pull this up for you guys.
Yeah, pull up the script.
There is actually.
So I'm seeing the verification, man.
Hassan just sent this to me.
Bro, Aaron Rodgers, the fucking quarterback with the football team, the Jets, verified on TikTok, hated on my Hassan Piker clip, and then I dunked on him.
CTE is brutal.
Hassan is a miserable human being.
Want to know what really makes people miserable?
CTE for football.
Yeah, CTE is pretty brutal.
What's that got to do with Hassan being miserable?
Loser leftist?
Wow, dude.
This sucks.
See, I dealt with it.
Because now I can't be friends with Hassan anymore.
Is it Aaron Rodgers like a psychot?
Like he's in the I've known this motherfucker for 12 years, bro.
And it was a beautiful 12 years.
Yeah.
He said, Hassan who I hate that miserable leftist.
We got to move forward now.
Didn't he?
Didn't Aaron Rodgers do some like dark retreat thing where you vouching for it?
Yeah.
Dude, he voted.
Yes, yes, the dark mischief.
He's a Jets fan, bro.
He will go to any lengths.
Let me tell you.
Throwing the pigskin.
That's an art.
Yeah.
Any way you can get an edge, you take it.
Yeah.
And Aaron Rodgers slings dick.
What if he fucking ruins team chemistry?
It's not happening.
He's already said he's been at a Knicks game.
He's been at a Rangers game.
And in a press conference, he said, I'm so happy I had to pinch myself yesterday to make sure I wasn't dreaming.
What was he at before?
Green Bay.
He's so excited to be out of your commie territory where the people own the team.
He's excited to be on your own.
I don't know anything about, I don't know anything about football.
So he says I'm a great man.
Sauce Gardner.
We're hanging out with Jessica Alba courtside, and Jessica Alba started hitting on Sauce Gardner, who I'm friends with.
No way too.
Yeah, you stream with him, didn't you?
I do.
You're closer.
So it's like you were courtside with Jessica Alba.
That is right.
That's what it feels like.
Transitive property.
Yeah.
That's how that works.
That's that connection you're just willing to let go.
Just like Matt Healy, speaking of transitive property, Matty Healy, friend of the show, singer, songwriter, lead of the 1970s.
1970.
Thank you.
1975, a band I definitely listened to.
He is a friend of the show, and he may or may not be dating Taylor Swift.
So since we're dating Taylor.
Yes, dude.
Since Cutie Cinderella, yeah, exactly.
Technically, you guys are.
You want to know why?
Totally.
Because you're a part of the podcast.
Cutie Cinderella.
Not dating Taylor Swift.
Exactly.
She's not a part of the podcast because she's not here.
She's in a tent or something like she's Aaron Rodgers.
She's her good doctor's dream.
She's doing like a dark.
I want to bring up something important, though.
Jets have the first Muslim head coach.
That's right.
I saw that.
In NSL yesterday.
I saw that.
So if the Jets win.
Wait, I'm not Muslim.
Why'd you bring that up?
I'm going to see the prayer.
He's a Muslim.
Why are you calling me out?
You're not Muslim.
I am alive.
I've seen your Instagram feed.
I know your phone.
Damn.
He's got the most meta Instagram feed I've ever seen in my life.
If Robert Salah and the Jets win, it is a shot.
It is a victory for progress.
Are you going to revert to Islam?
You're going to fucking come out like sneak on.
That would help the Jets win a game or two.
I would be taking my Taj to Mecca right now.
If they won it all this year, you'd convert.
I'd think about it.
Dude, that would be so good.
Dude, you're like, oh my God.
Super Bowl.
Revert, revert, dude.
That's like you have to be you're extra.
They go extra hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've been running away from them in the city.
We're trying to get away.
And the motherfuckers that run towards it, they scare me a little bit.
If Allah brings touchdowns to New York, I'm all on board.
You think, so Mohamed Sunu, right?
Is that wait?
What's the name of the dude?
The coach?
Robert Salah.
No, is it Robert Salah?
Wait, where's Mohamed Sunu?
Where did I get that from?
I don't know, dude.
I said that last week, too.
I'm going to look it up.
I'm going to look it up.
I think he's a player.
He has a superhero.
I think he's like a wide receiver.
He's a wide receiver.
What the fuck?
Why do I wear?
Oh, because he was at Rutgers.
That's why.
That shit stuck with me.
Yeah.
I did.
I did.
Wait, have you ever been to a mosque?
Yeah.
When's the last time you've been to a mosque?
I don't know about that picture.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
No, I've been to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not one of them.
I've never, I've never been to a mosque to like actually legit pray in it.
Like, I did.
I never attended like Juma Player.
No, but like there's Hella Moss in.
You go play with cats.
No, no, no.
There's Hella Mosque in Turkey that are like, you know.
Oh, you don't say.
Well, there's a lot of mosques in Turkey that are like historical artifacts.
So I've been to like, you know, Aya-Sofia and shit like that.
Yeah.
But last time I've been to a mosque has been.
I've been to a church more recently than I've been to a mosque.
I went to the first African Methodist church.
Fame.
It's like a famous black church in Los Angeles.
I went there like three years ago, I think.
That was the last time I've been to a real life.
You haven't been to a mosque.
No, I have not.
That's the last time you've been there.
Yeah, what's up?
What's up?
Wow.
Dude, the last time I remember, I was like 12.
Oh, my God.
I've been to a mosque more recently than you.
The last thing I remember was the guy was the mom was like saying this, like, he was dropping bars or whatever.
And he was like, you don't need material items.
It's bad.
Blah, blah, blah.
And I remember after the speech, he hopped in a yellow hummer.
Big ass hummer.
You went to Imam with a yellow hummer?
And he just got off saying, you don't need material items.
That's fine.
He hopped to an H3 with the big wheels.
Yeah, man.
Damn.
That's sick.
Yeah.
Do they, but like, they don't even do tithing and shit in, or maybe they do in America, but like, it's not a part of Islam normally.
So I'm surprised.
I'm surprised they were doing it like that in New Jersey.
Yeah.
It was the Irvine, actually.
Oh, in Moscow in Irvine.
Yeah.
And my grandma was like, what'd you learn that day?
I was like, I don't know, to be honest.
I'm confused.
My imam's a baller.
Okay, so it's not Mohamed Sanu.
My bad.
It's Robert Salah.
Robert Salah of Dearborn, Michigan.
Cousins with Ali.
Ali, Miss.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
No.
No, no, R. Ali.
The one who boxed.
Yep.
Wrong London, Warm Beaches00:05:12
Oh, nice.
Yeah, he's got big ass family in Dearborn.
Oh, nice.
He's also cousins with AB, who was also fighting that night.
Anthony Starkiller.
AB, Star Killer from Dearborn.
Oh, yeah.
I was going to go somewhere else with it.
Anthony Bavis with a B.
Yeah, he probably fight that night.
He lost.
AB lost.
No, no, Miss.
Oh, Ali won.
Yes, you're right.
I thought you were just saying things again.
No, it was a good fight.
Yeah.
It was my first boxing match.
And honestly, it was pretty intense.
Like, the competition was really up there.
Yeah.
I mean, there's, we're going to, I'm probably going to be attending another boxing match, the KSI one in the UK.
Someone is not coming.
I know.
I've turned on.
Oh, that's where you're going for?
This is part of it.
Yeah.
There's a lot of content creators that are going to be out there.
So we're trying to do some podcasts out there.
And the co-host, the co-host to your podcast is not going.
I'll talk to him.
I'll talk to him.
Listen, I just think that's the only thing.
I think there's something deep inside my DNA that just hates London.
Why aren't you going?
Say that.
What is amazing?
London's terrible.
You like London?
Yeah, what the hell?
Oh, God.
I hate it.
It's the same.
Like, it's clean, man.
I hate London.
I know, I know why you like London.
Whoa, you're going so for shitting on London.
What's wrong with London?
What's wrong with London?
Yeah, bro.
London is so like London is great if you like grew up in like fucking America or you know America's hat Canada.
Yeah, but like honestly, it's like, as far as European, like cosmopolitan cities goes, I feel like London is so mid we were there during the heat wave and there's no air conditioning.
Yeah, no air constant.
Yeah man, London's a beautiful city man, I love being.
I disagree with that too.
Yeah dude, I I like to quote Snatch whenever I talk about London, where it's like if I leave my country, I don't want to go for anything less than warm sandy beaches and drinks with umbrellas in them.
Yeah, you've gotten sandy beaches.
Well, who love so why?
What specifically do you hate about London?
Because I want to go one day.
Now, we think.
I think London is like, I mean, it's fire.
If you don't like the big red bar, travel a lot, but you have.
But you've been to like China and shit.
You know what I mean.
So you're not.
Wait what?
Yeah, I was in China man, you don't like China.
No bro, I got a direct dial to fucking G.
I will call top G right now.
Yeah dude, we love the CCP bro, don't even.
That's why they changed the name.
No I uh bro, look at that right there.
Pull that red thing out right now.
It's like Oprah, don't make me bang another set bro.
Yeah, you see that.
Wait, what flag is this?
What is this?
Just the flag bro, don't worry about it.
Yeah, if he said it, we rock it.
We rock the banners out here.
Um anyway, what I was saying is uh, I feel like London, as far as European cities goes, like it's like Paris and London.
Both are kind of mid.
They get a lot of play, like everyone's like oh, they're so sick.
Like I feel like um, Barcelona's much nicer okay yeah, I agree, I agree.
I would even say like Amsterdam, I agree, I agree.
Never been like they're.
They're, I feel like they're more fun, they're cleaner, they're nicer, better public transit.
You know what I mean.
So, like I compare London, if I compare London to any American city yeah, London clears like 100, you know.
Yeah, I think that's crazy.
London's just a good time to go.
You're in a different world, you know.
I mean different access around.
Yeah, they're talking like fake.
It doesn't.
It doesn't feel like a different world.
It feels like diet America, like old America.
You gotta get out.
That's proper, man.
I want to find my roots.
Yeah, that's oh, I want to go.
I've never been.
You guys been.
Where haven't you been?
I have, I've only been to like pretty much all over Europe.
I've never been to any, uh.
I've never been to any African uh country.
I've never been to any, uh South American country.
Yeah, I've never been like anywhere further east than Turkey.
So like, oh well, I guess, Japan now uh, but before Japan I had never been to like any of the any of the far eastern countries at all, and I've never been to Australia.
Gotta go.
So my only shit is like my own.
What is that?
Come on man Yeah, no, I've I've only been to Europe for the most part.
Like, I've been to Europe a lot.
So, yeah, yeah, go to Australia.
You haven't been to Dubai, Middle East, like no, not at all.
Mecca Trip and Pork Debate00:08:50
No, no Gulf nations.
You haven't gone to the Mecca?
You should go, yo.
Yeah, I should.
I should be the Hodge.
If the Jets win the Super Bowl, first of all, we have two bets.
Now we have one bet.
If the Jets win the Super Bowl, if Jets play in the Super Bowl, I'm going to the games with them.
Okay, right?
I don't like football that much, but like, obviously, I gotta.
We will go to Hodge.
But, like, you do have to fucking literally revert.
Like, you have to say you're Muslim.
Okay.
Like, yeah.
Take a couple days, think about it, come back on the next episode and be like, you know what?
Confirm.
Confirm.
Don't just say okay.
Like, you can't.
They don't let you into Mecca.
They don't let you in Saudi Arabia, dog.
Really?
Yeah.
It's the holy land.
It's a holy pilgrimage.
You can't do it unless you're Muslim.
Wow.
So you got to like...
Did they give me like a quiz?
They will probably look at your, they will monitor your social media, I assume.
Like, there's a prophet.
Wait, can you look that up, actually?
What are like, can you not?
I know.
I'm not a fan of the Jets.
I can't say like non-Muslims.
What are the protocols to figure out?
I'll let this guy in.
Yo, you should go to Mecca and you should.
Muslim for Hodge.
Is he typing that fast?
H-A-J.
God damn.
I mean, that's just the Hodge guide, but like.
I keep looking at the camera and thinking, who the hell's behind that?
Yeah, cannot, I mean, I don't know.
Look up, like, can non-Muslims attend Hodge?
But that's like, it's going to be a no, but maybe there's like a thing.
No, you have to be, right?
Yeah, non-Muslims are forbidden to travel to Mecca and the Porsches of Medina, which are considered sacred.
All pilgrims must leave Saudi Arabia after Hajj no later than the 10th of Muharram each year this year, approximately July 28th, 2023.
Yo, you would take the craziest photo.
You're going to wear the white throat and stand in front of Mecca, arms like this.
Yeah, like the Jaguar trophy.
Bro, we'll go to Hodge together.
I'll vouch for you.
I mean, are they going to quiz me?
Maybe.
I don't even know if they quiz you, but like, what kind of pizza you eat?
They'll probably look at your sister.
I don't know if I should say this.
Oh.
But I will.
Uh-oh.
Hasbula came into the office.
Uh-huh.
I gotta be careful, man.
Hazbula came to the office and steam all Russian Dagestanis hardcores, whatever, right?
And they were hungry.
I said, don't worry, man.
I got pizza on the way.
Oh, no.
Pizza is on the way.
No, I didn't give him pepperoni, but I gave him cheese pizza.
Okay, that's fine.
But they asked if it was halal.
I said, I mean, yeah, it was fine.
It didn't have pork in it.
But it's cooked in like a pork area, right?
Yeah, whatever.
That's fine.
I don't know.
Hold on, we're scared, man.
Hasbula's got his shooters.
He's like, I had two slices, man.
I was scared.
He's like, this is way better tasting the pizza I've had before.
What is the business pizza in my life?
Why do you give him pepperoni?
He's just, he's life-changing.
That's the thing.
I did that to one of my friends.
Yeah, he didn't eat pork.
And I got him an egg roll.
I'm like, yo, this shit is busting here because it was just a good egg roll in Toronto.
No.
And he was dipping.
He's just like, yo, man, this is fucking delicious.
That's why, hold on.
I don't think that's had pork before.
Fucked his life up, man.
Yeah, he's going to hell now, dude.
Are you happy?
He's going to Jahanna.
It was just, it was just a life decision, you know?
He wasn't Muslim or anything.
But he's eating pork every day now.
So maybe I did something.
Maybe he saved him.
Wait, he had pork for the first time and he loved it.
Yo, man.
Hey, I'm just here.
I'm going to fix something real quick because the light is shining directly in your eyes and you're too polite to say anything about it.
Who me?
Oh, I thought.
It's like lining up your beard perfectly.
Let him get his beard on.
I got to nerf it.
I feel bad.
Yeah, no, I was heating up.
Okay.
Appreciate that.
Yeah, pork was a big decision for me when I was like, man, this shit's like harmony barrico.
You know what I mean?
Some prosciutto.
It's like special.
Really?
Oh.
You said what?
What else?
You don't really eat pork anymore.
Do you find yourself praying?
Do you find yourself facing in a random direction that you don't even know?
Something is calling to you.
Yeah.
Because you stand.
Oh, yeah.
The compass.
I just point to the east and get my ass off.
Yeah, it's so weird, right?
That's crazy.
No pork.
That's right.
Saudi authorities.
I don't need pork.
I also don't need octopus.
Yeah.
Is it too smart?
Is that what I'm saying?
Octopus are too fucking smart.
They're too smart.
I do feel bad, but charter them motherfuckers up.
Bro, have you guys seen the have you guys seen the fucking people that eat the octopus like without like live?
That's oh, it's like yo, pull that shit up.
No, that's don't type.
No, no.
Look it up.
Look it up.
Sorry.
Look it up.
Yeah, look it up.
Wally is a freak like me.
He loves that shit.
Bro, it's like moving in your mouth and squirming.
Yeah, play that with a mukbang.
That probably tastes even better if you think about it.
Like you experience like fear and shit, and you're just this is about eating a live octopus.
Please exit if you don't like.
Yo, it moves.
It moves in your mouth and it tries to...
Wait, wait, wait, play the sound.
Fuck you mean?
It's ASMR?
That's what good pussy does look like.
Hey, look at that shit squirming.
No, I get it.
I get it.
Eat it fresh.
Have you seen the chicken who ate live tarantulas?
Pull that up.
Oh, what the fuck?
Look up, old lady.
No, we're done.
We're done.
You lost your privileges yesterday.
Dude, this fucked me up for a while.
Nah, I can't do it.
This fucked me up guys.
Honestly, look at that.
Look at that fucking thing, man.
That's how we would ask.
This is what Nick Avocado needs to do.
He doesn't have it like that.
What tarantulas up like that?
And I don't like it.
She got it dancing in the chili oil.
Dancing out of the bar.
That's fucking hot.
Nah, I'm biting her ass, man.
Do they bite?
Do tarantulas bite?
Fuck this.
From the push.
She's going for the ass.
You got to go ass first.
You got to go ass first.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's eating her hair, too.
She got a little bit of hair in there.
Fry it.
Fry it, at least.
Fry it.
That takes a piece of me.
Yeah.
That takes a piece of me.
Yeah, no more, man.
I would try it.
I would try it.
I would try.
The back, at least.
You would try it.
I would try it.
You're out of your fucking mind.
I would try it.
You're trying to biting.
You have one in front of me right now.
Bro, I don't want to be strayed far from God's mind.
I do not want to be in the same zip code as trying the tarantula.
I don't want to be able to.
What if this isn't your cultural thing?
As a Jets fan.
That is hard.
Honestly, as a Jets fan, that's not cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, I mean, first of all, yeah, no, actually, in Islam, spiders are holy.
They're considered holy.
There you go.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Yeah, because they can they uh what is this story?
I think they were like looking for uh prophet Muhammad and then he went into a cave and then the spiders like put a web outside of the cave and then they were like oh don't need to check this cave because there's spider webs outside yeah so didn't they used to sew spider webs into like the the armor of the hussars or whatever they were called and then it made them arrow proof look that up Damn,
we're okay now we're abusing Marsh today because he he couldn't he couldn't pull up one fucking video So we're just gonna keep yelling at him today Marsh I got something else man.
Yeah Look up old Canada Anthem That's where your mind went Yeah, let's see spider thread in armor says what Yeah, there's coffee everybody You're killing me today.
Damn.
Look up how to make a bomb He's already on yeah 100% I'm trying to leave the country to tomorrow.
Horse Launching and Marsh Abuse00:13:58
I don't want to you guys ever tried jerk pork jerk pork jerk pork jerk chickens incredible.
I don't think I've had jerk pork.
If I find a good LA spot that has some good jerk pork, I gotta try it, then I'll tell you, okay.
Or if you go to, like Toronto yeah, there's some good, there's some good spots, like that man I've had, like my my uh, I don't know.
I I'm such a I'm not like a picky eater, except for seafood.
I don't eat any seafood whatsoever nothing sushi, no seafood we were just talking about.
Yeah, he goes and eats all the meat.
Yeah, the wagu is extra move.
Yeah, that's how it's gonna go because, like everyone, I know everybody loves sushi and I know that their sushis are pretty good right, like I've, that's what I've heard.
So I like going there.
Sushis are pretty good, because I know there's like solid ass wagyu there, so I'm gonna have some of that.
Is that where we're going tonight?
What are we going somewhere tonight?
Oh, you're treating us.
Oh oh, that's awesome.
Believe that, believe that.
Well, we are gatekeeping.
What is happening?
Yo, you are.
You are so quick with that.
What did you say, bro?
He gave me the fattest tip.
I don't know if I can tell you.
See, now you're saying, yeah man too dude, it's, it's because I hate when I handle.
Yeah dude, it's so.
Yeah, I was, I was thinking about, I was taking a shower.
I was saying to myself, yeah man, yeah man yeah, it's sick, it's dope.
It's bad for me to say it because like, at least you're brown enough that you clear it.
Like I spent time.
I was there for like a year.
Yeah, if I, if I say it, people are like, bro, what the like, what the fuck are you doing?
You get some words off like ah uh ah like uh, we were learning, I was learning Toronto slang yesterday.
Okay, he's like a dictionary.
Oh yeah um like uh, like digging.
I was digging Stephanie uh, or uh, ping pine oh pine pining pining, there you go.
Yeah, pining also.
You want something.
Pining your girl, it means you got something.
I'm pining your girl.
That's funny.
That's an overlap of like you just lose long.
That's funny because that's an overlap of Toronto and like very Waspy English if you're pining for.
So a lot of our language, strange overlap.
Yeah, I mean, it happens.
Yeah, you know a lot of Jamaicans over there in London.
That's why I like London.
It's very similar to Toronto.
Yeah, that's the the accent Toronto slang and and London slang is identical.
Yeah, from like very similar.
Yeah, it's just a lot of Jamaicans over there.
That's why so we took their Stee's cigars.
We share it.
Yeah, Well, I don't know.
Is there good?
We're about to find out if there's a good jerk chicken out there or jerky.
There has to be.
I'll find some place.
I'll send them to you.
Some good Wakandan food, too.
I will go.
Now he knows.
He's not going to walk into it.
He wants to get his joke off.
I'm not going to say it.
I'm not going to say it.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Wait, what's that expectation?
What am I supposed to say?
What do you mean?
What cause?
The bit is...
Well, the thing is, I don't know him well enough.
Okay.
But the bit is, I'm like, yo, you got to hear his Wakandan accent.
The idea is like, you got to gaslight him.
And the thing, Wakanda's a real play.
That's what you're...
No, you're gaslighting him because it's basically he's being racist.
Yeah, no, I got it, but he knows.
Fuck up.
Targeting.
Alright, he's too white to do that.
Come on, man.
He's my co-host.
Oh, man.
You want to try at least?
I'm about to get canceled.
I'm about to get canceled again, dude.
Type of condo.
Pull that back to it.
Pull up.
Oh, man.
This has been a wonderful week.
We played a little bit of basketball.
You unfortunately...
I know I was there.
You were there, but you unfortunately could not participate in the ball set.
I'm not going to lie.
I pulled up.
I saw a dude with a mouth guard, and I was like, Yeah.
I don't know why.
They were kidded out for fucking 75-degree Saturday afternoon.
Listen, I'm getting in great shape.
I don't need somebody to land on me playing fucking pickup right now.
What's this internet shit about?
Who's beefing with you?
Play basketball?
Is this?
Oh, Ludwig.
Yo.
Ludwig and me.
He's smiling.
Yeah, why you got you pinking?
Yo, wait, why is he hard?
We talk about him every episode.
That's why it's funny.
The obligatory.
Pull it up.
Pull it up.
This guy's talking about it.
So it's going to be literally Billy Rave Brains, Hassan, me, Austin Show.
And no, Billy Rave Brains right there.
Yeah.
And Cutie Cinderella versus the Yard.
I think we still win.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yo, what?
I think we cook them.
With cutie?
Yeah, I literally think we smoke them.
How many guys get a real hooper in there, man?
Yeah, bro.
It's literally their five versus our five.
I think we bait them.
Bro, I can't.
I can't.
You can't recruit me now.
I think of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought we could have like our guests on or something.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, we could have our guests on.
You know what I wanted to do is I wanted to have, I wanted to reach out.
Do you know who Caitlin Clark is?
Oh, the Hooper?
Yeah.
And have her pull up and see if the yard recognizes her.
Oh, just hello, son.
Oh, yeah.
This is my cousin.
And just bang three.
You bring her up and you're like, this is cutie.
What do you mean, Ludwig?
You don't recognize your girlfriend?
What the fuck?
That's weird.
That's fucked up.
10-3 pointers.
She's nasty, bro.
She's sick.
She's sick.
She had me screaming at my TV, honestly.
We watched it.
Yeah, you're in.
Yeah, fuck.
Forgot that.
The year is flying, man.
I don't even know where I'm at.
It's been a quick year.
Yeah.
I can't believe it's already halfway through the year.
Dude, we went to London.
We launched this podcast 10 months ago.
That's crazy.
Damn.
It's been 10 months since we launched it.
And we're at 200,000 followers on YouTube.
That's true.
And we got congratulations.
Congratulations.
How many subs are we on at Patreon?
God damn.
Congratulations.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
God damn.
Yeah, 10 months ago, I was like fucking begging him to come with me to London.
He was like, I hate my life.
I'm going to fucking die.
Yeah.
Like, I don't want to fucking do this, you fucking piece of shit.
Well, you know what?
Yeah, why aren't you going because you're going to be able to do it?
You should really go tomorrow.
London sucks ass.
He hates London so much.
Six days, man.
Dog.
I'll go.
Go.
Yeah.
Go.
I look like Will.
We'll make you.
You're Will now.
Listen, I'll go.
Listen.
I'll go other places.
I'll go somewhere.
Fun.
But like London, that's so brutal.
Where would you wish you'd want to be?
Fucking anywhere.
Anywhere but London.
Philippines, Australia, Taiwan.
That's fire.
Great place.
Oh, well, Japan.
Okay, okay.
Lock it in right now.
Japan.
End of fucking June.
I'll lock it in.
Yeah, I'll lock it in.
I'll lock it in.
I got one complication, though.
What is it?
Oh, God.
This guy's excuses, man.
I burnt my vax card in solidarity with Aaron Rodgers.
Oh, yo, you need it.
You need to get in the Japanese.
I burnt mine in solidarity.
I got to figure it out.
Dude, it's fine.
I got to get another two.
Japan.
Listen, all I'm saying is Japan is everything that you imagine it to be.
Everyone always like, oh, it's the best place I've ever been to.
And I was like, oh, maybe I'm like, you know, really.
We start planning shit now, though.
Like, I want to do it the whole thing.
I want to do Mario Kart.
Yeah, we do.
We do.
We suck each other in the onset.
Smart.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got to do that.
Come on, bro.
You can suck your homies off in the onset.
No, I tried.
You won't let me.
You went on a bullet train off there?
Yes, I did.
It was so good.
I love training.
We got to do sumo against each other.
Oh, like real sumo.
Dude, speaking of sumo, okay.
Yeah.
This is kind of related.
Sanctuary just came out on Netflix.
It's fucking fire.
It's about the sumo stables here.
Like, yeah, pull-up trailer, like sanctuary, Netflix trailer.
It's about sumo stables.
It's about this sumo stables.
It's like this guy who's like from a fucked up family who like is like a badass in sumo.
I've started watching.
Yeah, we're gonna watch it.
It's out.
Yeah, he is like, he's trying to become one.
Oh, this is great.
Oh, this is awesome.
Rattled up cake, bro.
Have you guys ever watched a sumo tournament?
Never.
Very incredible.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
The bad boy of sumo.
Yeah, there's a cutie.
There's a cutie journalist.
Cutie Japanese cutie pie journalist.
I think I could fuck you up.
Really?
Yeah.
I got some pretty fucking good.
I got good leg strength, though.
That's what matters.
I got the wrestling.
Oh, true.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, that's a big out of the two of you.
Who wins in sumo?
Oh, yeah, me.
Easily.
He's broke.
He's kicked up, bro.
You see this guy's cakes when he locked up?
No, I'm no kick.
Got a lot of ass.
He's got a hang hill ass.
I got king of the hillboard, bro.
Yeah.
Just flat, just a frog pull.
Just fucking straight.
Have you guys heard of Bush Kashy?
Have you heard of that sport?
Bush Kashy?
Bush Kashy, yeah.
No, come on, bro.
You're from the Middle East.
Wait, is that like the extreme tag?
It's kind of, it's goat hot.
It's basically goat hockey or goat rugby.
Oh my god.
I have seen you play with a goat corpse.
Yeah, there's like try and land it in a well.
It's considered one of the most dangerous sports.
What do you do?
It's an Afghan slash Mongolian.
It's actually in Rambo 3.
So they cut off the head and legs of a goat.
So it's a goat's torso.
And then it's like, it's like rugby, but mixed with polo where you're on horseback and you have to lift this carcass up and throw it in a well.
And you jump into the well.
You're fucked with the goat.
But people get fucked up.
And you're riding a horse and someone's beating you up on the fucking horse.
It's actually riding a horse.
You're going to pick up a horse.
I didn't bring this up.
Like, you're able to do this.
I don't know.
I want to see it.
What do you want to see?
I want to see it.
You got epigenetic memories unlocked.
All of a sudden, you get on the horse.
You're like, what the fuck?
Holy fuck.
I'm so good at this.
Look it up.
Google it.
It's goat hockey.
I promise you will show up.
Yeah, my SEO is crazy.
I promise you.
I will put money on it.
Yeah, no, I watched this.
Next up on fun sporting.
Oh, John Boy.
This, this spur.
This is.
Look at that.
Yeah, so that's a carcass.
And people get fucked up playing this game.
Bang!
Bro, that's a carcass now, too.
That's a human carcass.
Yeah, he gets up.
And the goal is you have to get it.
Bang!
Bang!
That guy scored.
That guy was dunk.
What about the horse?
They're trained for this.
Yeah.
Finest horses in the world.
Look at that.
He has a goat in his fucking hand, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then wow.
Well, why?
Why is he dropping off?
Because to power a 70-pound goat, you got to elevate it.
You got to jump.
Yeah, you got to jump.
Bro, how many?
What does their contract look like?
Nothing.
This is for the love of the fucking game.
Yeah.
Look at that crowd, bro.
Bro, that's a that's a I got scared.
Oh, dude, how the fuck do you just toss your whole ass body in there, dude?
And he's okay.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's the carcass.
Okay, it's not the human.
I thought they were stepping on the human.
Look and they have sticks, too.
This game goes all the way back to like the feudal period where they were stealing goats from one another.
For like villages and shit.
Yeah.
You have to launch yourself off the horse.
There's no way.
What if there was some fucking OP ass dude who was just like super strong?
He was just like one hand to dunk it without even getting off the horse.
Yeah, bro.
You were him.
I bet LeBron James would dominate in this game.
Oh, yeah.
He would crawl.
Oh, he did it.
See, he didn't even jump.
Oh, he missed it, though.
Bounces out.
It's not a point.
Oh, this is.
Oh, he's stuck.
This guy's having a bad time.
Oh, that guy's having a bad time.
Oh!
You ever been tackled by a horse?
I have, actually.
I used to be a horseback rider.
Oh, that's a layup.
That's easy, dubbed.
Carly, you got to be a good boy right now.
Oh, it's because Fiona's out there on the other side of the screen.
Like Jurassic Park, man.
That's the shit I want to see live.
Have you ever played?
Have you ever seen the game that they play that's like tag with Afghanistan?
I think Pakistan plays it.
It's like a Pakistani tag.
And that shit.
Hey, Farley, you're going in my lap.
Calm down.
Underbite.
What is this?
He's a big badass.
It's like there's two sides, and someone tries to run across.
Wait, how do you know about this?
I love obscure sports.
It's like one of my beats.
Hey, one more bark and you are.
He would bark it.
Yeah, damn.
Yeah.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, you're done, bud.
You're done.
Oh, no, Farley.
Obscure Sports and Paywalls00:14:58
Damn, man.
You guys watch any movies lately?
That's the, I mean, the sumo thing is what I've been watching.
I watch a lot of anime.
So I'm like.
Same with them.
Yeah, we already know, bro.
You were like, oh, I watched a couple of.
I checked out.
Yeah, that's true.
You check in.
See what's happening in the anime sphere.
You don't watch any anime, do you?
I do watch that.
I watched Naruto.
I did One Punch Man.
That's how you do it.
No, okay.
That's good.
Fucking, what's that?
Incredible or Invincible on Amazon?
Fire.
I love that one.
Yeah, that one was really good.
Wow.
That actually, I mean, that's really good.
Boys is really good on Amazon, too.
I can't believe I'm promoting Amazon Studios, but they do have some decent media properties.
Yeah.
Respect.
But as far as movies goes, like, nothing.
I mean, I did the writer's strike is happening, but we don't do any politics on this podcast.
Oh, really?
This isn't no politics.
So, if I were to bring up a situation.
No, If I were to say, don't do it, man.
What are you going to say?
Go ahead.
No, nothing.
I had nothing.
I had nothing.
I was nervous.
Oh, my God.
My mom was literally just like telling them so much politics.
She loves talking to everyone that comes into this house about her political opinions.
She's like, I don't want to go to Florida.
I don't want to give any tax money to Florida because the Ron DeSantis government is like fundamentalist, all this stuff.
She's so lived up.
But we just agreed.
We didn't want to hurt her feelings.
Yeah.
I thought it was special.
I thought she was like, you know what?
I'm going to open my heart.
You're telling us she does it with everyone?
Oh, no.
I tell her.
I'm like, mom, please stop talking about politics to everyone that comes into my house.
Like, not every guest I have is like political.
That was nice, man.
That was nice.
He's like, what?
You want to silence me?
You want to silence me?
Wow.
Like, you're just like Ron DeSantis.
It's fucked up.
I don't know.
What about your, what about your parents?
They have any interesting political takes?
My mom just go with the flow.
My dad was pissed when Barack Obama got elected.
Wait, really?
Yeah, because he's like subtly racist.
He's like, fuck shit.
That's so weird.
Isn't he?
He's Afghani, no?
Yeah, he's like, what the fuck?
That doesn't grew up racist.
That's so weird.
He's like, yeah, I want a Republican to fucking destroy Afghanistan forever.
Them motherfuckers had it coming.
Oh, Jesus.
What about your family?
Man, my dad doesn't.
No.
He doesn't care, man.
He's just in his own world.
In Canada, man, I don't even know.
I don't know what's going on in the world.
Too much is going on, man.
I'm just Justin Trudeau.
Yeah, I know he's done some shit.
Yeah, Blackface.
JTV.
Not Black Face.
No, Black Knees.
He did everything.
Yeah.
Didn't he do Turban too?
Yeah, he did that too.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a good one.
He did Blackface and Turban combo, which was crazy.
He did that combo.
Yeah, he did a combo.
They never do.
Yeah.
The thing that's crazy with the Blackface is that he did it so much, but he also painted.
I think he did like his knees were painted black.
That's why I was like, that's a new level.
That's extra.
Yeah, he had to come into the character.
Yeah, you're going to see him?
I'm like, yo, what's up with that?
Show him a pic?
Say, yo, yo, what's this?
What is this?
Make him answering God.
Are you in touch with Canadian politics?
Are you like...
I mean, I, so I had, oh, my God, I'm forgetting his name now.
Holy shit.
The leader of the NDP.
Jugmeet.
Yeah, Jugmeet Singh.
Thank you.
I had him on the...
I talked to him every now and then.
Nice.
And I had him on the Twitch stream a couple times when the elections were happening.
We played Amonus with him.
Oh, yeah, we did.
We played Among Us with him.
Really?
He played Among Us?
Yeah.
He was great.
He was sick.
He's cool.
I mean, he's very attractive.
He's hot.
He's hot.
What's up with Canada?
Like, why are all the fucking politicians hot?
Like, Justin's hot.
Jugmeat is hot.
Yeah.
What is that?
They got to win over the people's hearts, I guess.
The Tories are not hot.
They're just like...
Yes.
Were you paying attention when that Ford shit was going on with the Coke?
Oh, Toronto Man.
The Toronto Mayor, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, Rob Ford.
His brother is a fucking psycho, too.
Yeah, that show was kind of crazy.
Crack.
Oh, yeah, his mayor.
He was crackman.
He was into the streets, so.
Yeah.
I was like, all right, he's getting the people money.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
He's supporting.
He's supporting.
Yeah.
He's got that, right?
Yeah.
R.I.P. Did he die from a crack overdose?
Like, what did he, did he die from an overdose or something?
I think people were bullying.
Yeah, it was too expressive.
They were bullying for his crack addiction.
Like, what the fuck?
There's a lot of heat on him for that whole time.
That's all I remember.
Just headline after headline.
Yeah, you were like, chill out, guys.
He's cool.
Y'all didn't hang with him.
Show crack from time to time.
He's not in the Olympics.
Yeah.
Where I seen it, he was good.
Like the streets.
The streets kind of fucked with him.
They came out and they're like, all right.
He's valid.
He's real.
It's kind of cool.
You know, he's in the streets.
He's signed up.
Yeah, who else he sees in the streets?
Nobody.
It was like a Kendrick Lamar album cover.
The problem is when we have American politicians that are in the streets are usually not doing crack, which is cool.
Like Hunter Biden does a lot of crack, but he's not a politician.
He's Joe Biden's son.
And he filmed himself doing like so much crack.
He has never had a moment.
He's fucked off too.
Yeah.
And getting sucked off while doing crack is crazy.
Tough?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Type it up.
We're joking.
So yeah, we can look at that behind the paywall.
Hey, patreon.com slash free end.
But usually, usually, when you get like American politicians that are caught, it's like usually like an underage male prostitute.
You know what I mean?
So it's not with the streets.
We don't like that kind of behavior.
But that's what Republicans do all the time.
That's like their thing.
Yeah.
Weird.
Well, that's why I be chill, man, playing basketball.
Like, I'm just.
Yeah, oh man.
Yeah, no politics.
We don't do politics.
No politics.
I don't even know why we brought this up.
How'd you get into politics?
We'll talk behind the paywall.
Behind the paywall.
Let's talk about behind the paywall.
Okay.
Well, as far as let's let's compare Toronto versus Los Angeles versus Florida.
What do you prefer?
Three different places.
Toronto is just like you're getting your own pocket of culture.
You're getting your own people that are actually from the city that can show you around.
I feel like everyone has diverse.
Very diverse.
Very diverse.
LA, you can't get like, you don't know.
I never met someone that's strictly from LA, like born and raised here.
It's always like I'm from here, from there, like, you know, moved to the city of transplants for sure.
You know what I'm saying?
Orlando's calm.
No one's there.
So it's just, it's quiet.
Keep my head down, work, stay out the way.
But it's lacking, like, you know, the outside life, city life.
I don't really go out like that, but Toronto, you have that bars, food, and all that.
And it's clean.
It's clean.
Very clean.
Yeah.
I'd love to go to Toronto.
I've never been to Canada.
I'd love to.
I'd be down and go.
I've been to Canada before.
Where'd you go?
Quebec.
Quebec and Queen.
Quebec.
Charlotte, Montreal.
Montreal's beautiful.
Wee, wee.
I'm a big Quebec independence guy.
I threw down a lot of protein.
Yeah.
You did?
I think I'm going to go.
Yeah, I'm a Quebec separatist.
Really?
Yeah.
I think they need to get their independence.
Yeah.
You said no politics, everybody.
They need to give Quebec back to France, I think.
I'm down, man.
Give it over, man.
I'm just trying to see what you will.
I'm trying to get a rise out of you or not.
He doesn't hear me.
He actually doesn't know.
Bro, I just stay out the way.
But yeah, give it to him.
They're the racist ones, the independent guys.
They're fucking weird, dude.
Don't give it to him, man.
Fuck him.
Yeah.
I'm going to say everything sucks.
Yeah.
But what if they clip?
They're going to clip one side and then the other side's going to clip the other side.
And they'd be like, this guy fucking sucks.
This guy can't make a fucking lies.
Watch a full thing behind the paywall, man.
Yeah.
All right.
So you guys went to China.
You don't want to talk about it.
What's up with that?
No, nothing.
I booked.
We went to Bali and they sent me the flight internet itinerary and I only booked the first flight.
What?
We had a layover.
Yeah, we had a layover.
I only booked the flight to China.
So when I got there, they're like, where's your visa?
I was like, falling.
No.
Nothing.
Freaking out.
Like, he was even saying, he's like, I've only seen you serious a few times in my life.
And that was one of the times when he was like, yeah.
Bro, there's no way you got stuck in China.
No, luckily I pulled out my laptop and I was freaking the fuck out.
Like, yo, yo, yo, let me use your Wi-Fi.
I've never seen this guy that frantic.
So you didn't actually get to visit China.
No, we were there for like 12 hours.
I was able to book a flight to Boston.
Did they let you leave the airport?
No, they wouldn't.
We didn't even know.
Because anytime we'd ask, because it was a 12-hour layover, they're like, can we go?
And they're like, hmm.
We're like, oh, we're just sick of here.
Dude, I want to go to China so bad.
Now that I've been to, now that I've been to Japan, I need to see the Chinese trains.
Yeah.
I'll go.
I'm done.
Yeah.
No, it's beautiful.
You don't want to go?
I want to see the fucking tier one cities, bro.
Like Shenzhen and shit.
I would like, you know what I want to do?
I want to go to a ghost city.
I want to film a horror movie.
They have ghost cities in Japan too, by the way.
Not like the Chinese cities.
No, no, they're even creepier.
You want to know why?
No, they're creepier.
The Chinese ghost cities, here's what it is.
I love that.
Thank you.
I agree.
I've actually seen a couple of those.
So Chinese ghost cities, there's some still that are around, but a lot of them have now been...
Ah, dude, don't give it away.
March!
I've seen this.
I've seen this.
God damn it.
They're so desperate for young people, but that's rural.
I'm talking about an entire metropolitan.
Yeah, you're talking about like an urban environment.
Skyscrapers.
Yeah.
Empty.
Just play Last of Us.
Yeah, just play something there.
I don't, I don't, like, a lot of the ghost cities have now been filled up.
No, 100%.
That's okay.
I mean, we'll go and investigate.
Yeah, we better.
I'm down.
Because that's bullshit.
Mr. G, I'm not listening.
Don't listen to anything he's saying.
I want to go to Afghanistan.
If it was cool and chill, I would definitely.
Cool and chill.
Yo, I don't know what's happening there.
There's ISIS.
There's the Taliban.
They're fighting with each other.
Yeah, you just go check it.
Yeah, that's how that works.
You have to check in.
And my farsing is so bad.
So if I go there, they'd be like, yo, you're fucking done.
You're done.
Yeah, bro.
You're going to go back.
They'll be like, oh, CIA.
Yeah.
I show my Instagram.
Look.
I'm good.
No, I'm not.
Be in Husband.
Be in Husband.
I'm here to flip.
I'm here to flip the thing.
They're all over.
They're all over Instagram, Twitter.
Like, the Taliban, Weiss did a report on it, but like, apparently they have to do desk jobs now because they're like, they are the functional government.
The Taliban.
Yeah.
So, like, they fucking hate it.
They're like, yo, this shit sucks.
I missed the AK-47, man.
Yeah.
He's like, we got to do fucking paperwork.
Suffering from success.
It's like, no, literally, like, imagine.
Imagine like all you were doing like a month prior is like, you know, taking pot shots at like military checkpoints and shit.
And then now you have to go into fucking, you have to go into the green zone and all of a sudden you're doing paperwork for like zoning violations.
You know what I mean?
How do you feel?
Yeah, that'd be awesome, actually.
Why do they have the offers for the fucking Taliban, man?
I'm making it.
I'll make it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're like, no, bro, that's not funny.
That's not fucked, man.
Listen, that was old.
That was in the old days.
It's okay in the mountains.
We don't shoot them no more, man.
We just filed a complaint.
He's like, you can't make these anti-women jokes any longer.
That's so novel.
They're like, woke.
No, they're doing woke office culture.
You know what I mean?
I respect it.
I respect it.
This is your third infraction, man.
Oh, Jesus.
That'd be fire.
That'd be sick.
I want to see that.
There was that white kid, Lord Something.
He's like some Bartish fucking dildo who like went down there when everyone was like leaving.
Yeah.
And I don't know if he died or not.
Lord Miles, I think.
Did Lord Miles die?
You called him a dildo?
Yeah.
Yeah, you called him a dildo and he's dead?
Yeah, no, he's some fucking like 4chan kid who's like, yeah, I go to like crazy places.
Lord Miles, Afghanistan.
Like showing some Kentucky Derby shit.
He died.
Yeah, danger tourist Miles Rutledge caught by the Taliban.
Oh boy.
Dead?
Oh, arrested.
That's a sick pick, though.
Yeah, he calls danger.
He calls with a danger tourist.
Like, he's like one of those like bald and bankrupt type dudes who like goes to random places.
He's on the left or the right.
No, I think he's like.
Yeah, who do you think he's like in the photo or political?
Right there.
In the photo.
All right, here's the question.
If I go to Afghanistan, I get fucking held up, right?
They're like, yo, there's ransom money.
Would you guys bail me out?
You are so fucked if it's like Trump.
Because he's like, nah, we don't need that.
No, who the fuck's this guy?
Yeah.
No, because if it's Trump, he's going to be like, we don't need another one.
We have too many brown guys in the country.
You fucking stay there.
Yeah, you chill.
You're chilling.
You stay there.
You're good.
Yeah, bro.
They fucking, they, they, you know, they chopped up Jem Al Kashiju, who's like an American resident.
You know what I mean?
The journalist.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
The Washington Post journalist.
And he, like, literally chopped him up in like the Saudi embassy in Istanbul.
And the Turkish government somehow had footage over every part of that process.
I wonder how.
Anyway, they fucking mic'd up the entire embassy.
Damn.
So when that shit came out and Trump was president, he was like, where am I going to sell $10 billion of weapons to?
Are you going to buy them?
It's like, yeah, I don't give a fuck.
They're buying weapons.
Yeah, he's like, you got $10 billion?
No, shut the fuck up.
How much is a ransom?
I don't know.
What if it was like $100K?
You want to bail me out?
I got you.
$100K would bail you out.
All right.
Go fund me or something.
It's just me like this.
Yeah, we're talking 101K.
I miss his laughter so much.
101K, you're on your own.
Once it hits past that point, I'm like, nah, dude, too much, dude.
Too much.
I don't like his come off that good.
You would do like a take-in situation, come back, fight for me.
I have a very special shit skill.
That would be sick if I'm fucking captured.
He comes to the door.
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Yo!
Yeah.
Sumo wrestler.
Fucking everyone up.
Yeah, we're in.
Yeah, we're in sumo fits for no reason.
We just confused them.
That's why they let us in.
They were like, what the fuck is this?
Yo, just let him through a little bit.
Okay.
Well, on that note, I think it's time we move on to the paywall portion of the podcast.
Let's go.
That's right.
Let's move.
You can find the rest of this commentary and all the fun tidbits and way more unhinged shit that Walid is going to pull behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear.
And before we go, though, what do you guys want to promote?
What are you looking forward to?
Yo, we just dropped our episode with Walid after so long on Random Order, episode 136.
We tell the full story on him panicking multiple times.
Multi times, me being serious.
Foul tip podcast.
My kebab restaurant that maybe I'll start one day.
Hell yeah.
Okay.
Oh, I think I'm making my own hot sauce, by the way.
We're together.
Let me get it.
I got a pitch.
I got a pitch.
I want 5%.
Okay.
Favorite hot sauce down in Virginia Beach.
I finally reached out and I was like, I want to do this.
For real?
Yeah.
I respect that.
Because I have a sauce in Jamaica.
It's called Pork Pip.
If you guys ever go to Jamaica, the barbecue sauce there is just like, I'm trying to tell him I'm bottle it up.
So this hot sauce in Virginia Beach is called Speedy's.
And every time I shout them out, their website crashes.
And I literally was like, hey, man, let's just go to work.
And he's like, let's go.
We're going into R ⁇ D on a new flavor.
Damn.
Damn.
Okay.
Are you allowed to say this?
Oh, yeah.
I have nothing of the sort.
I'll be in England, though.
That's what I got.
Enjoy England, man.
Enjoy not be enjoying England.
Damn.
Yeah, but yeah.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Enjoy.
No.
No.
We're on the game.
All right.
You know what gym I will never go back to?
I went one time, the Mecca.
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Not like...
Not like Arnold.
Not like that.
They call the Golds.
They call the Golds in Venice the Mecca.
Oh, yeah.
And it's like where Arnold.
Yeah, it's the one that Arnold went to.
It's where Arnold started out.
Yeah, this beach.
It's a very famous, it's a very famous gym.
I went there one time.
I was like, you know, new in Los Angeles.
I'm like, oh, I got to go to the Mecca.
I got to check it out.
First of all, a lot of the equipment is like from Arnold's time.
Yeah.
I like that, though.
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
You know what I didn't like?
I fucking sat down on a bench.
I turned to my right and I see this dude sit down.
He's got like an 11 pack.
Okay.
And he's like 78 years old.
And he's wearing like a muscle teeth.
Like not even a muscle team, like a normal, normal like sleeved shirt that they cut all the way down so you can see every single thing.