GeorgeNotFound, Austin, and Cutie dissect the "Rizz" debate, defining it as genuine self-improvement through gym work and grooming rather than manipulative pickup lines. They contrast this with toxic "game," arguing that while confidence builds emotional attraction, it cannot override a lack of physical chemistry, citing personal anecdotes of dating unattractive partners. The episode also covers Austin's chaotic airport incident involving an elderly woman, their UFC predictions, and Taylor Swift song trivia, ultimately concluding that authentic character development remains superior to artificial social strategies in modern dating dynamics. [Automatically generated summary]
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Waiting for Austin State00:14:50
Hey now.
We're just, I mean, at this point, we're literally always in a permanent waiting for Austin State.
Yeah.
Like, which blows my mind because, like, like cutie comes from, like, you know, a different state.
Travels here from Washington.
And not even Washington State, from Washington, D.C. every day.
I do.
And she's here on time.
I mean, she was a little late.
Can I say something funny to you, Hassan, that's sports related?
I love funny things that are sports related.
You are so anti-sport that last night you sent me a text.
You said Israel has a shotgun.
And I knew the Israel fight was happening, but I thought you were so anti-sports brain that you literally were texting me about like a shotgun standoff on the Gaza strip.
I did not even think about that because I was like, you sent me a question mark back.
I'm like, what the fuck?
What are you not watching the fight?
Oh, that's so funny.
I did not consider for one second that you were watching the UFC.
I did.
I watched it.
I just smiled so big when you were like, oh, I just watched the fight.
I was like, Hassan Piker getting into sport.
Dude, I mean, I've watched the last time I watched the Israel fight when he lost was at your house.
Israel's dope.
He's so sick.
He's a weeb.
Yeah.
He's a weeb.
Love me some weeb athletes.
He did this.
Yeah.
Well, that's actually, that's actually Alex Pereira's thing.
Like, he did that to taunt him.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Did you see the other thing he did?
No, I've only seen 20.
Show my.
I didn't watch it.
We're going to get started.
Austin already knows.
Austin already saw this.
This is actually a good point of contention.
We could even debate on it.
Go to my Twitter.
Twitter.
Go to my profile.
And no, not that one.
There it is.
Play that.
Okay.
This is maybe the most petty thing ever.
Hold on.
We're going to run it back because it's not showing on screen.
Just for everyone.
I remember.
So the first time he knocked me out in Brazil, his son came into the ring and then started to just lie dead next to me.
And I'm like, you fucking little asshole.
I'll whoop your ass if your dad don't do it for you.
Sounds like seven at that point.
Yeah, I looked for his kid and I pointed at him and I saw him and I was like, hey, hey, hey.
Just to remind him.
He's crying, which is awesome.
I fucking love this shit.
You fuck with that so heavy.
I know.
He was like seven years old.
I don't give a fuck.
Know your plays, kid.
Yeah, dude.
You're next.
You talk about weeb moments.
That is the most anime pro tag shit ever.
Like, I killed your dad.
Come back to me in a few years if you're still sore about it.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, that's like some, yeah, that kid is going to become a legend now.
He's going to become a legendary fighter.
Meanwhile, that kid's like, what, 10 years old?
His dad, Alex Pereira, was literally like already like a child slave working by 12.
So I mean, he is a killer.
He is a killer.
The guy that Israel is.
The guy that Israel is fighting against is like a straight murder.
In my opinion, Israel did nothing wrong.
I mean, I agree.
Taunting the kid.
What, you being an apartheid state?
The way you dropped that.
Wait a minute.
Oh, no.
Yeah, we're back.
We're back on Israel.
That's right.
He moved the goalpost.
Yeah.
I've been saying like, dude, I love Israel.
I love Israel.
People are clipping me left and right.
What are you, Drew?
What is that?
IV.
I get headaches.
Are you hung over?
I think I have sleep apnea.
Hi, guys.
Welcome to Cutie's Minute of the Week.
I've decided I have sleep apart.
We got to talk about it.
It's going to be a long cutie minute this week.
Okay, how about we have a woman's hour where not all the men are interrupting?
I mean, I know I was bitches.
I was with you, Queen.
I was defending your honor.
You are listening.
If you go back to the tape, I was screaming at people, trying to get them to watch the tape.
Whoa, he got the props.
I literally said I'm an ally.
I was the one who threw it to you.
I didn't want to go to a concert.
I threw it to you.
Wow, that's fucked up.
I was.
I'm not talking about Taylor without Austin here.
I need a real ally.
He doesn't know it.
He can name five songs.
Does he even know anything about Taylor Swift?
Five songs.
Shake it off.
One.
Not even a good one.
No.
Red door.
I'm the problem.
Rad dress.
I'm the problem.
It's me.
It's me.
Hi.
I'm the problem.
It's me.
What's the title of that song?
Donald Trump.
No.
Sometimes I feel like a sexy baby.
No, that's not the title.
She does say that in the song.
She names her songs shitty stuff.
No, she doesn't.
Whoa, I would never agree with that.
I would literally never agree with that.
Screen door is definitely one.
No, there is no song called Screen Door.
What song is that?
The other side of the door?
Marry me, man.
That's a love story.
Oh, there you go.
But there is a song called The Other Side of the Door, which was not Screen Door.
I was confused.
Anti-hero is the song you brought.
I'm the referee.
That's five.
Anti-hero.
By the way, I'm not ready to talk about Intel Austin too.
Get exhausting root for the anti-hero.
That does.
No, it doesn't.
Okay.
Venom, anti-hero.
Sick.
Punisher?
Anti-hero.
Sick.
Boba Fett?
Anti-hero.
Give me one.
I like that.
I like all three of those.
You had a lot of anti-heroes ready to go.
Dude, anti-heroes are the same.
Jackie.
What?
What is Jackie?
Isn't she an anti-hero?
What the hell are you talking about?
What is a nurse Jackie?
Dexter.
Yeah, we love Dexter.
Yeah, Dexter's great.
The one guy who cooks meth.
Walter White.
Both of them are anti-heroes.
That's incredibly easy to root.
I'm not tired of rooting for them.
I didn't even finish season two, so.
I guess some of us are.
I'm sorry.
What were you rooting for in Breaking Bad?
Cancer?
I know it wasn't Skylar.
Yeah.
Like, there's no.
That's the villain of the story.
Well, what have you guys done this week?
No, wait a minute.
You're moving off Taylor Swift.
Yeah, well, she wants to wait for Austin.
I don't have to wait for Austin.
I need an ally.
I need an ally.
Because the only thing was my friend Valentina.
She's an ally.
Valentina.
Ally.
Okay, I'm going to text him.
I'm going wild.
I need a gay man here for this.
I have to.
He's the fakest gay man.
He did my makeup last night.
The gays were in full-blown upheaval.
I mean, he's not very M-U-A.
Yeah.
He was getting gay hate on his phone.
Really?
Because he was doing my makeup so poorly and he refused to wear makeup.
And apparently his gay inner circle were all sending him austin's getting messages on Grinder that like delete your account.
Wait, why was he refusing to put on makeup?
He said that he has been breaking out since the streamer awards because of the makeup that he just wore eyeliner, didn't he?
Said that it caused a full-blown.
Oh my God.
Full-blown riot situation with this.
Okay, well, Austin is not here.
We're 24 minutes late at this point.
I literally ended my stream early thinking that we were going to do it.
I said, bro, where are you?
No answer.
I'm assuming he's drunk.
Well, we're doing a family dinner tonight.
What?
Doing a family dinner tonight.
Do you see in the text chat?
You are invited.
Am I going?
Guys, I don't know if I want to go.
I have sleep apnea now.
What?
Are you collecting shit like Pokemon to use against hanging out?
What the flying?
I don't feel good.
Something's wrong with me.
I need to go to a doctor.
I don't feel good.
You're going to have to do it.
Dude, we walked in the kitchen today.
I was making chicken and he was behind me.
I flinched and I screamed and I crouched.
Okay.
That's my PTSD, but I also have sleep apnea.
I've taken a real vacation.
Well, never.
Wait, what?
You have taken real vacations.
When?
Bitch.
Whoa!
You've gone to see family.
He's like shit camp.
Gone to see family.
When?
In Christmas?
It's been a while, but yeah.
Yeah, I'm fair.
I'm valid.
I love my family.
Going to see vacation.
Yeah, they're not.
I am not vacationing.
I'm of a Mormon family.
There's 20 children.
Okay.
They're all probably like.
It's on a vacation.
I have to work.
How does that work?
Do they find you to be like the cool aunt and shit?
I think I'm the problem, Aunt, because my sister was just in town this weekend and she's going to Disneyland.
And I was like, what did your kids say when you left them to come to Disneyland with me?
They were like, well, they were like really sad at first.
And then we said, well, Aunt Blair needs more friends.
And then they felt bad.
God.
That's crazy.
That's more petty than Israel.
Yeah.
They're going to be able to.
You just got owned by like a seven-year-old.
I know.
With a nine-year-old.
But I've told them they could start shipping out the nine-year-old to me.
I said, ship him out every once in a while.
I'll take him to Hogwarts.
I'll take him to Disney.
Are they still in the midst of it?
You told your Mormon family to ship the kid out so you could take him to Hogwarts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Take him to do some witchcraft.
Mormons aren't like that.
Mormons aren't afraid of it.
Mormons love Harry Potter.
Mormons aren't afraid of witchcraft.
I don't think you're thinking of like evangelicals like specific sex that think it's Satanism.
But we don't like witchcraft, us Mormons, me.
I'm still Mormon.
Happy Easter.
Austin is calling me right now.
Hold on.
Brother, where are you?
I'm on my way.
George is coming.
Oh, well, we already started.
Why'd you start?
I don't know.
Because you're 30.
Because you're 30 minutes late and you didn't inform us at all about what you were doing.
So we just started.
You were still streaming.
Yeah, I ended the stream as soon as 5 p.m. rolled around because that's how obligations work.
I know, but I just didn't know that that's why.
It's all good.
Don't worry.
We have room for George.
We're going to have them for the behind the paywall portion.
Do you want George to come anymore?
Yeah, it's fine.
We can set it up, right?
I need a mic.
Yeah, we have a mic.
We can set it up.
Yeah, sorry.
I just wasn't sure when you were going to end because it was like 4.49 and you were.
If only we had a text message.
Yeah, it's.
Yeah, there's this cool thing called a phone that you can use to send text messages, which we were.
I fucked up.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You are such a messy.
I'm apologizer.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I'll see you in a little bit.
How long have you been sat?
When did you start?
Like five?
20 minutes ago.
Yeah, we've been just talking shit about how late you are.
Really?
For 20 minutes?
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean, you give us a lot of content.
No, I texted you, and when it got to like, when it got to like the 20-minute mark, I was like, okay, he must be trolling.
No.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe that this is the case.
Wait, wait.
Do you want George to come or not?
Because we're like 20 minutes in.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Well, shit.
I mean, we're already halfway through.
It's fine.
Just get over here now.
All right.
I'm hanging out.
I'll be there in like two minutes.
I'm very close.
There's no world.
Okay.
Please put up the timer.
I'll be there in two minutes.
Ready?
And timer?
Yeah.
By the way, I don't think the podcast has been bad without a guest or without Austin.
No.
No.
Well, it's what?
We got to have Austin.
Austin's heart just broke.
I can't believe he's on that.
Yeah.
He's going to, he's going to die.
No, he's great.
But I was just saying, this hasn't been a bad episode.
We've really parsed it.
We've made it through 11 minutes.
Yeah, we did.
It's mostly been my anxieties.
Well, that's every episode.
That's every episode.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
There's like a 30-minute carve-out for like what particular anxiety you have this week.
Okay, well, this week I have sleep apnea and I'm going to call doctors tomorrow.
Let's talk about that.
Let's talk about it.
Guys, do you ever not sleep?
Yeah.
I'm actually a really good sleep.
I'm a log, too.
I'm so.
I didn't fall asleep until 6 a.m. the other night.
Will either goes on like 35-hour no-sleep schedules or sleeps for like 18 hours and nothing in between.
I don't think I should have this much anxiety because I don't even do drugs.
That's true.
You know what I would recommend?
What?
Drugs?
Working out.
I do.
I go to the personal trainer.
My therapist told me that would fix me.
It has not.
Do you go every day?
I go Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
Okay.
I don't help them.
No, not at all.
I think I need to do cardio.
That cardio helps.
I know.
Cardio is great.
But they issue cardio every day before I work out.
Really?
Yeah.
I watch two episodes of One Piece.
He's a psycho.
I have a soul cycle, but they don't have any Taylor Swift classes.
Peloton has Taylor Swift.
That is so fucked up.
You're right.
I know.
They need to validate.
Are they anti-trade you?
Do you want to trade?
I'll trade you for a while.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you going to ship it over to like Nevada?
Hey.
Okay.
Attitude.
You're back out of the concert.
Yeah.
I want everyone to know that I keep talking about the concert.
And so now I keep getting DMs from random people asking to come.
And I feel so bad.
Do you?
Because you don't feel bad telling us, fuck you.
That's because you can't even name Taylor Swift songs to the conversation.
Name five Taylor Swift songs.
Anti-hero.
Love songs.
Revolving door.
No!
Behind the revolving door.
Literally, it's crazy because we've talked about this for a month and we haven't even Googled no.
It's me.
It's me.
I, I'm the problem.
It's me.
Anti-hero.
It's crazy because red is a song and dress is a song.
Paris.
Okay, red and dress.
Paris.
Paris is a song.
You just made that.
You literally are like everyone inside of songs.
How did you come up with that one?
I'm him.
That's insane.
You just made that up.
Last one.
Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to use all my knowledge.
All of my knowledge.
Okay, I got one.
Fuck John Mayer.
No.
That's not a song.
A song.
I thought that would be.
Also, for all the Swifties out there, I know you're going through a lot right now, breakups, you know, whatever.
Oh, we're going to talk about that.
Don't worry.
Five?
Five?
Shake it off.
I did it.
Oh, he's good.
He's good.
He's safe.
What?
You're not going to be able to do it.
You're changing the rules halfway.
You are literally dishonoring Taylor Swift by changing the rules.
You just changed the rules.
None of the audience even wants to hear me talk about Taylor Swift right now.
You are literally shaking it off.
We have one hater in our comments each week, and he hates me.
You look at the comments?
Yeah.
What's wrong with you?
Because he hates me.
He replies to everything, and he was like, she ruined Hassan and Will.
She ruined Hassan or Will.
So I want to give that guy five uninvolved minutes of Hassan and Will.
Here you go, guy.
Cutie, you know why you.
No, take it away.
Don't mention me.
You know I swear.
Post-Breakup Communication Issues00:13:28
What?
I can't sleep at night.
Isn't that very Taylor Swift?
What?
To have a man say that you ruined men when in fact you only improve them and your absence will ruin.
Dude, he is so good.
You can give my slot to him.
It's fine.
It's me.
I'm the problem.
It's me.
That's four minutes I hear him stomping in.
Nope, that's not.
Nope.
I think that might be Morant.
Oh my God.
Yeah, no, he's not here.
I hate waiting for him.
What else happened this week?
We're going to need a chair for George's well.
Does George have an accent or is it fake this whole time?
Have you never met him?
It's fake.
He's American.
We've met, I think.
Oh, yeah.
He's...
Wait, he's been to my house.
What is fake is that he's 35 years old.
That makes sense.
Okay, that's kind of fucked up because he is actually a lot older than the Minecraft kids.
Like, because he looks 18, but he's not.
He's like 25.
Let's talk as much shit on him as we can until he gets to.
I know, we will.
And then when he gets there, we'll be like, oh, buddy.
I love you.
Yeah, puppet.
I'm not.
What?
I'm nervous I said that, and now people are going to say I'm phobic.
I'm not translating that.
The third British thing you mentioned is just hog words.
It's a spell.
It is.
Not even English.
You just.
What else happened this week?
Guys?
We had the Israel Atazani fight, which was fire.
Oh, that was a five-minute timer that just went off.
Israel and Zani fight.
Fire.
I just haven't streamed.
I don't want to stream for the month of April.
Wait, why?
Because something's wrong with my brain.
It's not working anymore.
Vacation, all I ever wanted.
It's Taylor Swift.
No.
She has.
She did a rendition of it.
No, she didn't.
Oh, my God.
Pull it up.
Okay.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Pull up.
Vacation All I Ever Wanted by Taylor Swift.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Please, please exist.
Please exist.
It doesn't exist.
No, no, do cover.
Yes.
Taylor Swift cover.
The song is.
Is the song even called Vacation?
Come on.
So embarrassing for you guys.
Cardigan.
Stop looking at the YouTube.
Once you can explain to me the lyrics of which one?
Maybe happiness.
Once you can explain to me the lyrics of happiness and what that songs mean.
Ready?
Watch.
I got this.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, let me make sure that's right.
Let's pull up the lyrics and then we will interpret it.
Okay, okay.
I want to take a guess before.
Okay.
Happiness is about how close your eyes.
I have to make sure that's the right song.
She finds her own self-love without the vacation of a man in her life.
Yeah.
No, that's not.
Okay, well, let's see.
Okay.
First one.
Honey, when I'm above the trees, I see this for what it is, but now I'm right down in it.
All the years I've given is just shit.
We're dividing up.
Showed you all of my hiding spots.
I was dancing when the music stopped.
And in the disbelief, I can't face reinvention.
I haven't met the new me yet.
This is definitely post-breakup.
Yes, so I'm on track.
So Will is not wrong about it.
And she has invented it.
She number one, this isn't the song I was thinking of.
Oh, but you are close.
You are close.
This is, I'm thinking of.
Wait, you got the Taylor's song right?
Or wrong?
Why is he knocking like a cop, dude?
No, one second.
I'm on no sleep.
He could just open the door.
Yeah, the door is not locked.
I don't know why he's.
What?
You have a key to my house.
No, just okay.
It's well, when he walks in, stop it when he walks in.
To be fair.
I'm looking for seven.
That's what I'm looking for.
I'm sorry.
They're kind of similar melodies.
Seven minutes and 45 seconds.
I got a jacket on, too.
Oh, yeah.
He was wearing that earlier.
Where's George?
Where's George?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, where were you, awesome?
Okay, you have to use the non-stable mind.
There's no way that's going to happen.
In all fairness, he's not.
It's not going to be.
Communication has been lacking in this podcast.
No, it's not.
This is the most communicative we've been in literally years.
Communication has been lacking.
Let's all vote.
We all have a vote.
You're getting static.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
George, I'm George.
Stop touching it, Austin.
Oh, yeah, this is loose as hell.
We might need a new one.
Unplug it, because it's fucked.
Oh, why am I?
How long have you guys been doing this for?
Shut up.
We've been live for, I think, like 30 minutes at this point.
Let's go ahead and take a vote.
Who thought, Harsh, be in frame for this, please?
Who thought communication this week was lacking?
Go ahead and raise your hand.
Who thought communication was ample and new to be here at five?
I think it was better than usual.
Yeah, it was really good.
For the record, I proposed six and everybody changed it.
I mean, middle of the day.
It got corrected to five o'clock at one o'clock p.m.
And you were here.
Like, you were, I think, you were here in my house earlier today when that changed.
Earlier today, I was here.
You smell like alcohol.
I'm so sorry.
Where were you, Austin?
I was at a bar.
Oh, my God.
What kind of bar?
It was a gay bar.
I was at a gay bar.
Do I really smell like alcohol?
Oh, my God.
You got issues, man.
I wouldn't lie.
We're going to have to stage an intervention for you.
No, thank you, Mauricio.
Well, no one can hear him.
I do not.
He said I smell great.
Cutie's lying.
He stinks.
Yeah, but I do not stink like alcohol.
Yeah, Billy Raven.
You reek of the opium pipe.
I did not.
I do not smell like alcohol.
For the record, okay?
We.
You're going to be so hot.
Look, I'll be honest.
I made a mistake today.
I got a guest in George's Not Found and didn't tell anybody.
That's true.
But in all fairness, I didn't hear about anything until like noon.
Okay.
Are we extending the prepaid portion of the podcast due to George?
It's a prepaid.
Well, like, this is.
We're not going to stop.
We'll keep going.
This is how it always works.
You just go until it's bad.
You just go until it's bad.
Got it.
Yeah.
Okay.
I've got a lot of stuff to talk about today.
You do.
But first of all, let's just get past this.
I apologize for being late.
Okay.
Don't forget.
I was busy coordinating our guest.
You are?
No, you weren't.
You were at a gay bar.
You were definitely flirted.
I was dancing.
You were drinking.
And you were dancing.
I was dancing.
Noon.
It was, it's Easter.
Happy Easter.
Okay.
He has risen.
And I'm not talking about Jesus.
Oh, no.
Just kidding.
Come on.
Take a joke.
Come on, Trump.
Lighten up.
Come on, folks.
Come on, lighten up.
All the folks in chat.
Can we, we need to talk about something very sensitive.
Okay, what's up?
Austin Show abandoned an old confused woman at the airport.
Okay.
Look.
All right.
I flew in from Los Angeles yesterday.
We're just getting started here.
I flew in from Los Angeles yesterday, and I sat next to a 72-year-old woman.
Yes.
And immediately I sat down and I thought maybe this is somebody that, you know, you know, when you see somebody, you know, you're going to talk to them or not during the course of the flight.
I sat down with her and I was like, this is somebody I'm not going to talk to.
And it had nothing to do with who she was or whatever.
She just didn't give that vibe that she wanted to speak.
I was wrong.
She tapped me on the shoulder while I was looking at my phone and my headphones were in and she wanted to speak.
The thing is, though, she was 72.
She was very, she was from El Salvador.
She didn't speak any English.
Very little English.
Yeah.
Very little English.
And I, for some reason, decided that I told her I spoke Spanish.
What?
Why?
Well, I told her I spoke Spanish, but a little bit and only took seven years.
But she took this.
Only seven years.
Which is true.
It's true.
It's not a lie.
She says, can you speak Spanish at all?
Yes, hey.
Estudia español por si es banana.
Estudia es bano por siete años.
See esta bien.
What do you say?
Oh my god.
Estamos en los pajos.
He just destroyed you with one question.
What are we doing?
Anyway, so I was sitting there next to the being a pathological liar.
And she decided, she decided that, and I told her that I didn't speak English.
Or excuse me.
I speak very good English.
Oh, hello.
All right.
So I told her, I said, I don't speak very good Spanish.
And she's like, well, you know, she thought I was joking because she proceeded for the next two hours of the flight to speak fluent Spanish.
And I was too nice to say, I don't speak very good Spanish and you need to slow down.
So I was sitting there smiling and nodding throughout the course of the flight as she showed me her life.
She talked about her ex-husbands.
She showed me her family.
She talked about where she was going and what she was doing in Los Angeles and how long her vacation was.
And I was picking up like every seventh word of what she was saying.
And I was nodding and smiling.
And then I would switch to English and she would aggressively switch back to Spanish.
And it was just like this whole thing.
All right.
And I'm thinking, okay, you know what?
My love always says aggressively.
Like this 70 or two year old woman is like, no.
No, but she was definitely like into speaking Spanish.
She was very sweet.
I want to make that very clear.
She's very sweet.
So we go through the course of this conversation.
She told her, speak American name.
This is American.
I was listening.
I learned about her family, her ex-husband.
Yes.
It was great.
So she was also a nervous flyer.
So I was like trying to comfort her in Spanish somehow.
It was very difficult.
And anyway, so this is this, it gets worse.
Oh, God.
So the language bear was fine.
I was about to part ways.
And then I learned, oh, my God, she's like, I don't know where baggage claim is.
And I'm like, hey, I'm an expert.
I need to help you get to baggage claim.
And so she's lost.
So I get her bags and I and I carry her bags all the way to Baggage Claim.
And on the way to Baggage Claim, I find out, number one, she doesn't know where Baggage Claim is.
She doesn't know where her family is.
And she doesn't know where to pick them up.
And she hasn't heard from them in like two days.
Oh, my God.
And I'm all of a sudden, I'm in here on the plane after, I speak no Spanish.
She still thinks I speak Spanish.
And I'm sitting here now in a dire situation because she is like completely like confused.
And I'm trying to help in Spanish and it's not working.
And I end up helping her with her bags.
And then eventually she's like, I was like, okay, do they, do they, are they going to come get you?
She's like, yes.
I said, how do you know?
She said, I spoke to them two days ago.
I was like, do they have a cell phone?
They said, no, only a landline.
I was like, okay, this is all in Spanish by the way.
I don't know how we got through it.
But then finally, I'm just like, okay, I get her bags and I'm like, and I look out to the sea of cars.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
I just don't know what to do.
I really don't know what to do.
And I'm like trying to be respectful because she's like clearly competent.
I don't want him to see her like an English.
So he left her.
I asked her if she was okay and if she needed any additional assistance.
And she said, see.
And you're like, oh, fuck.
I don't know what that means.
No.
And I said, oh, my God.
She's like, so nice to meet you.
Thank you for being so kind.
And I said, mucho gusto.
And you left her on the curb.
And I left her at the airport.
And it's crazy because there's reports of a missing woman.
72 years old.
I think I made the right decision.
Here's why.
I think a lot of times folks that are of older age, I worked in an elderly folks' home.
Wait, really?
Oh, I'm just trying to look at myself.
I worked in a place where there were, and I think one of the biggest things is you don't want to make them seem like they're.
You don't want to infantilize them.
Exactly.
And they're not.
She was a grown woman.
She could fend for herself.
Without a lick of English speaking.
She spoke better English than I'm giving her credit for.
She spoke like broken English.
You're like, yeah, this is a good life experience for her.
It's a value of a life experience.
Will thought I was wrong to leave her at the airport.
I would have found an airport worker.
No, but I thought that was that would be like too much.
What?
Like this?
If I made sure she was safe, that would have...
No, no, no.
But like, she said she's going to figure it out.
She said to just she's the plan was to go wait for her family on the curb at LAX.
Yes.
Which is so easy to do.
Which is she's out there.
She's out there explaining to her grandchildren how some Minnesotan straight guy was magging it with her.
No, I wasn't.
I mean, she was divorced.
She was widowed.
Well, guys, the good news is she's with her family now.
Yes, she is.
They're dead.
They're all dead.
They all died.
But Will was giving a shit about this.
Yeah, you should have found someone.
I didn't engage so much is my question.
Oh, I got to let George in.
The door's open.
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By the way, who's coming to dinner?
I'm coming.
I feel like I'm coming now, but I've got to message my boyfriend.
So six?
I have to message my boyfriend.
For what?
To see if he wants to come.
Not going to come.
Six?
I think.
Yeah, but I have to message my boyfriend.
There's no shot he's coming.
Take your shoes off, George.
For what?
He said.
Yeah, I'll bring the katana out.
Are they?
Yeah.
Hello.
Oh, perfect.
Can you close the other screen too?
Just like man, making him work already.
I can't.
No, no, no.
What?
First of all, we didn't start the podcast without George.
We started the podcast.
I can hold it for you.
I have to hold the mic.
Yeah, we have austin is unfortunate.
Whoa, he's already fucking it up.
Oh, my God.
Do you need to switch me seats, Austin?
No, it's totally fine.
We don't trust Austin with the spare mic.
No.
I called it.
Are you coming?
He has a stream.
When's dinner?
Right after this.
I'll come.
Okay, cool.
A little no-boo.
A little no-boo action.
I'm not super hungry, but I am.
I'll just say before I go starving.
I'll eat.
I'll nibble.
I'll nibble a little bit.
Some nibbles, some apps.
Some little appetizers.
I mean, that's a good thing with little small things, right?
The wagu tagos.
The sushi is good.
I don't eat it.
I like the crab, the tempura crab and like the ponzu sauce.
Tempura.
What?
How are you said it?
How are you supposed to say it?
Tempura.
What did you say?
Tempura?
Tempera.
Tempura.
Tempura.
I like the tempera crabs.
Tempura.
Crab rangoon.
Crab rangoon.
Being gaslit.
Crab rangoon.
Tempura.
Crab rangoon might be my favorite food.
Really?
I don't like that.
What's your favorite?
What's your favorite cuisine?
Favorite cuisine across the planet.
Jesus.
Across the planet.
I hate to be a little bit more.
I'm sitting out of speed, but I think Japanese food.
Yeah, I'm going to agree with it.
Sushi, ramen, sando's, hatsu.
What do you think?
What do I like?
Yeah, I agree, actually.
I think Japanese cuisine is my favorite.
It's good.
Japanese meats are the best.
I would agree with that.
Japanese, too.
Japanese meats have ruined me.
I think I like Mexican food.
Mexican food is not there.
Very good.
Very good.
Good choice.
Hassan, Turkish food?
American, baby.
American.
America has very good food.
Yeah.
I revealed something to you last night that you were surprised what.
I love German food.
Yes.
You should not admit that in public.
German food's so good.
I don't know.
Sauerkraut.
Schnitzel, Sauerkraut, Spatzel, Bretzels, all the whole thing.
I didn't even think of German as having like a food.
You know what I mean?
What?
They don't think so either.
There's potatoes and like meat.
It's just like, you know what I mean?
Like it's not very unique, it's.
It's literally like practical, it's like it.
I feel like it's food for people who are like i'm just trying to eat, like I, I just need to makes your guts all warm and toasty.
Yeah, I don't know.
I I will tell you, German food is better than British food, that's true, and British cuisine sucks.
It's atrocious.
I think British food I like the well, it's me Fauchi, maybe.
I don't like British food.
I like the food in England.
Yeah, that's entirely different than British food, though British food is vile.
Peas peas, I like peas, mushy peas right, mushy peas.
Jelly deals, jelly deals, cottage pies, shepherd's pie you know the difference between the two will?
Between what pie, shepherd's pie and cottage pie?
No, shepherd's pie is lamb meat, cottage pie is beef.
A lot of people mistake and mischaracterize shepherd's pie as having beef.
It's actually cottage pie.
Well, that makes shepherds have shepherds have sheep.
Yeah, I like a trip egg.
That's like that's Scottish right yeah, but i'll give it.
What about dippy eggs?
Have you ever had dippy eggs?
Like a boiled egg that's not fully boiled?
Yeah oh, beans and chops, dippy eggs is that?
Is that British?
Yeah, is dippy eggs is British, isn't it?
I do love me some tippy eggs.
Yes, very nice, very great.
I have a little bit of toast on the sod.
You don't like yolk?
I don't think so.
I love yolk.
I like my.
How do you like your eggs?
I don't like eggs, I don't really like eggs.
Okay, if you, if you had to make your eggs, how would you like scrambled?
Okay, I usually get a fried egg, but I also like like sunny side up.
Yeah, but I also like the one where you, you spin the water and you crack it into the water, poached poached, poached egg with a bit of vinegar.
That's eggs benedict is poached whoa.
It's very different actually.
No no no no, eggs benedict has poached eggs.
Yes, eggs benedict, 100 is posted.
Poached sauce and then hollandaise and hollandaise sauces.
You're so, bougie.
I've never made any because he was at brunch today.
No, I didn't have.
I had a salad at brunch, a chicken salad of bloody mary yesterday and a what?
You had?
A chicken salad today and yesterday.
Did I have one with you?
You said you had one in the club.
Was that a joke?
That was at a club today.
It's a bar club.
Wait, what time.
Like a couple hours ago I was late there like two.
Oh, he's messy.
Okay, I assumed it was not, but i'm here.
No, i'm here.
Well yeah, I was about to give a close runner up to Indian Food.
Indian FOOD OUT very good, garlic naan cheese naan, regular naan glob Jaman, you guys ever had Frankie's Samosas?
Frankie's Indian street FOOD?
Oh man, they're very close to.
Uh, I forgot what that was.
Where is that?
Uh, it's what?
Indian street food?
Frankie's, Frankie's Street FOOD?
Look up Frankie's google.
It is it in La.
No, it's in.
No, it's not like they're called Frankie's, it's Indian street food.
Bombay, Frankie Bombay Burritos.
I think that's in Culver But but, but that?
No, that's not the place i'm talking about.
But no, he's saying the name of it is called Frankie's.
When you say Indian street food, I think New York, and like the last time I made the mistake, like I have an iron constitution, you know, I ate a lot of street food in Turkey growing up.
I eat raw meatballs.
It's like one of my favorite delicacies in Turkey.
I had Indian street food in New York and I will never make that mistake ever again.
Is it bad?
Bro, I was sick.
I was really ass, dude.
Oh, man.
I was like...
He's right about that Turkish food.
I've told you guys, I got the sickest I've ever been eating Turkish street food.
Really?
Wait, no, but I'm saying this was Indian street food that I had that was sick.
That made me sick.
Turkish food is fine for me.
Well, I had Turkish street food in Turkey.
I don't think because you had one bad experience doesn't mean you should generalize.
No, I...
It's hard to go back, though.
You should try it.
It was a life-changing moment for me, the Indian street food that I had.
Did you puke too?
I think I did, yes.
Have you ever had food poisoning, George?
Yeah.
Wow.
It's just, you just get sick and then it's gone, right?
Well, actually, for a lot of people, it lasts a long time, right?
You can die from food poisoning.
Every time I've had it, I just throw up within like an hour or two of eating it, I think, like a few hours, and then that's it.
There's this weird thing in the restaurant industry where they say that you can't get food poisoning until like 24 hours after.
That's it.
It's so wrong.
I had dinner one time.
I remember so clearly the taste in my mouth, but it was like some fish thing my mom made.
George's Filthy Food Poisoning00:07:00
And I went to sleep and I woke up throwing off.
Yeah.
And I was like, I could have died from that, I guess, right?
Yeah.
I remember he's like in my nose and stuff.
Oh my god, it was disgusting.
Yeah, you could have definitely suffocated and done.
And we would have never known.
We never would have found George.
It was a while ago.
We would have never even met.
Where did you find your name, by the way?
Dream came up with it, actually.
Really?
Wow.
And what about you've probably told this story a million times?
Maybe once or twice.
God damn it.
It would have been perfect.
Yeah, you thought you were getting like the scoop.
I really did.
I don't have to say that if you didn't want to.
You thought nobody asked him how he got his name up until this moment?
I thought we could have clipped this.
It would have been 3 million views.
How George North Found got his name?
Yeah.
Actually, maybe I haven't said what my other names were before that we had.
Ooh, what are they?
I can think of at least one.
Thundercock.
Yeah.
Thundercock 28.
Yeah.
Oh, that was a good one.
No, so it was...
We were just thinking of names, and I wanted to have George in it because I didn't want people to call me something else like Satnap.
It was like stupid, right?
Yeah, I hate that name.
I just wanted to be called George, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So we were thinking of names with essentially something, George, or George something.
And one, and also.
George of the Jungle.
Yeah.
That would have been a good one.
Brilliant.
Yeah.
But unfortunately, I didn't.
Copyright infringement.
Yeah.
I knew that.
Yeah, you did.
That was why we didn't pick it.
But I think at the beginning, I wanted to do Sir George.
I love that.
And I wanted to have the logo be like a guy with a monocle and a little squick name.
That's fun.
You know what I would have done?
What?
Jorge Diamonds.
George Diamonds.
Bro, does he give you...
Is he giving Jorge Diamonds?
What is that?
That's such a great name.
No, that sounds like a porn statue.
That's Spanish.
I was going to say that could be your porn name if Jorge Diamonds.
Spanish for George.
Hey, but white diamonds.
Oh, from Minecraft?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Jorge Diamonds.
Because it sounds sexier.
Jorge Diamonds sounds like a single foundation.
I think that George Not Found is great.
Sir George would have been a George.
Was it taken?
So that was the reason, actually.
I wanted it to be available on everything.
And I checked like Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, whatever else.
And Sir George was, I think, not available on YouTube, which was the most important one.
We were one platform away from some guy that just was thinking like he came up with some random name.
Didn't go anywhere.
He might have been off of, you could have.
Did Sir George become anything on YouTube?
Let's look this piece of shit up.
I hate him.
This is what prevented us from having Sir George.
We can always change it.
28 subscribers.
I guess not.
No, that's Sir George123.
Go to youtube.com/slash SirGeorge.
Because that will be the one with the actual eye.
It's no, it's available.
You lie.
No, it's available.
They must have deleted their account.
No, no, no.
They must have deleted the account or something.
Drama.
Oh, there's about to show me.
Look what happens now.
Sorry.
No videos, no subscribers.
2012.
Wow.
I do love that he just kind of landed on this and just sat with it.
We don't even know what's going on in his life.
He just took that away from you.
I'm actually kind of interested to know if I had been Sir George, would things be different?
Yes.
Of course it would be.
You think?
Do be received differently.
Actually, yeah, it's three things.
There'd be no DNF.
What would it be?
It makes me feel like...
I disagree with this.
I don't think it matters what your name is.
Really?
Do you know what I was?
Funny that you said that.
Why do you say that?
No, no, I think it matters what your name is.
Yeah, okay.
Depends on the context.
My name on Twitch was almost extra filthy.
Because that's my league name, and I went to get it.
Well, I mean, you can change it on Twitch anyway.
It doesn't matter.
It's like pretty easy to change.
Yeah, but you would have stayed with extra filthy.
You know Twitch?
People would call you filthy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Twitch lazy, even if you're a partner streamer.
Do you know that?
Even if you're a partner streamer, Twitch will let you change your name every 60 days or something.
Really?
Yep.
You could still be extra filthy.
I could be extra filthy.
It's never too late to change.
The problem is, like, you know, that would kind of fuck everything up, probably.
Extra filthy is such a good name, though.
People would take the extra off and they go filthy.
I like that.
They might call you.
Getting called filthy is such a good nickname.
Filthy.
Like slime.
I love the name filthy.
Some words are just great.
You guys want to know what some of his other usernames are that are terrible?
Yeah.
What was it?
Rap scallion.
Dirty rap scallion.
Clitical hits.
Clitical strike.
I like these.
What else?
That's such a fucking sweaty gamer name.
The violator.
Oh, God.
Jesus.
That one would have been a problem.
The violator was a name for a character in spawn.
Oh, okay.
Well, don't say okay just yet.
It's spawn.
Did you have any other name ideas?
Cutie Cinderella.
Just Blair.
I wish I would have gone with just freaking Blair.
But then there's that weird Republican lady who's Blair White.
Blair White.
Yeah.
Why would you have gone with Blair White?
She would have gone with Blair Cinderella.
Yeah.
Why would you go with White?
No, I would have just rather have gone with Blair, but at the time, if you like, it's also badass.
Yo, I just, my name is so.
Can I ask you a name question?
Yeah.
You're cutie, Cinderella.
Uh-huh.
Some people call you QT Cinderella, and it makes me angry.
I like QT better than QT.
It's cutie Cinderella.
But it is QT Cinderella.
It's the same thing, isn't it?
It's because I'm a cutie pie.
Yeah, it's because of I'm a cutie pie.
I've always called you cutie Cinderella, not QT.
I've just called you cutie.
And it's also.
I'd rather be called just the letter Q, the letter T. You know what, why I don't like QT?
Why?
Because it reminds me of old timey.
People would say, keep it on the QT.
What does that mean?
Keep it quiet.
That's funny.
Yeah, I thought about changing my name to QTT.
And you're definitely not quiet, Cinderella.
I'll tell you that.
I thought about changing my name to QTC.
I've never heard that expression before in my opinion.
That seems like an exclusive like...
No, that's like 40s era type old race.
It's like something that only that's like the last remaining whites-only golf club speech.
When Austin changed his name, I was trying to, I wanted to change my name.
I was like, let's just make a freaking, let's just change names.
You should change yours.
He's sweating over here.
I almost switched my name to this Rosh Patel.
Oh, that's a cool name.
Yeah, Ludwig was like.
I find it very offensive.
Ludwig was like, don't change your name.
You already have so much SEO.
And so I didn't change my name.
But now I have even more SEO.
When I change my name, I'll never change this goddamn stupid name.
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Oh, yeah.
People thought that Austin's show wasn't a good name for the longest time.
I thought it was a great name.
A lot of people.
I was the one who pushed you to do it.
Yeah.
Do you have any other options?
I think it's the Austin show.
I think it's so well.
I think Austin's show is so good.
Yeah, I think it's fine.
I think it's the show.
Austin Show is better than the Austin show.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, I agree.
It's just redundant.
By the way, one thing we've never talked about on the podcast or live is our love for I'm a cutie pie.
We both love I'm a cutie pie.
Riz.
He says straight men don't have any Riz.
George, I hope, Will, George, Hassan, I hope you guys are the exception of this rule.
I went out last night.
You've seen, you've seen my situation.
I went out last night with a group of beautiful women to a bunch of straight clubs.
And what I saw when straight men approached these women was shocking.
I literally saw men going.
Can I give a very controversial take?
What?
There is no such thing as Riz.
Whoa.
Either a woman wants your attention or she doesn't.
There's no magic combination of words to get them to be into you.
I think you can take someone who at face value, just a pitcher, someone's not interested in, and then the way they are.
I disagree.
I think you can only turn people off.
Really?
This is literally, I agree with 100%.
I think that attraction at first works on a binary scale, and then you can only work down from that.
Now, listen.
Now, listen, I'm not saying that there isn't some people that you see and there's a tipping point.
Like you see someone and you're like, I'm unsure, right?
But there's never been anyone you see and you're like, no.
Then they like put together some magic string of words and you're like, right.
Wait a minute.
Well, no, I think.
Where are my panties?
I think that does happen.
But what I think is if there's someone and they're like, you're like, right?
And then they can win you over.
Cutie.
Yeah, it's only in the middle.
That's what I mean.
And also, for the record, a lot of, maybe this is where Will and I will diverge, but I think a lot of men, if they knew how to groom themselves, if they knew how to take care of their body, if they went to the gym, if they worked out, if they gained a little bit more confidence as well as a consequence of all of that, they could get to a one level with some work.
This is my every guy's a seven theory.
Like every guy can be a seven.
We're not talking about this.
We're talking about Riz.
Riz is swipe.
It's game.
It has many names.
But I'm telling you, all that game, swipe, and Riz is, is being like baseline entertaining, baseline interesting, and not disgusting a woman so much that she turns.
But that's what I saw a lot of, was that like men would be sitting there with a dream?
Do you think those men had a chance in the beginning, though?
No.
There you go.
That's the point.
No, no, 100%.
Ah, that's the point.
Cutie.
I'd like your perspective on this because you were a single woman at one time.
Yes.
And you were probably in club culture.
No.
Okay.
What?
No, of course not.
What?
I was hoping that you would say yes.
I was.
No, no, but.
You are failing as a singer.
Look, cutie.
Come to frat parties.
Okay.
So you've experienced pickup culture in.
Yeah, but no one ever hits on me.
Fuck.
Okay.
You've been hit on by weird people before.
Not really.
Okay.
Yeah, I dated them.
Listen, I don't give up with my tip to young men out there.
The best Riz that you can have in the world, the best Riz you can have in the world, it's treating women like normal.
Yes.
100% correct.
Do not try a pickup line.
Do not try and treat them like they are some mythical animal.
Just go up and be polite, courteous, treat them like human beings.
And if they are into you, have a normal fucking conversation.
It was very painful last night watching my girlfriends dance and watch them, see guys trying to like tap them on the shoulder while they're dancing and then them act like they don't see him and him continue to try to like that Jimmy, that brother's starving, he's already and like drunk and the they don't know what they're doing.
Are you look?
I just think I'm gonna side with Will here and say, just treat men or women just like normal human beings, and I will.
I agree with the fundamental things of what you said.
Yes, if somebody doesn't like you, they're gonna know pretty much and you're gonna know mostly.
What do you think, George?
You, you have you disagree with this.
Well, I think if, if someone in your mind is like acceptable, they can become more than acceptable.
I agree yeah, I agree with that, but you already made that, you already made the decision that they're acceptable.
Yes right here's, here's what I would say.
I think yeah no, I think I'm gonna be very frank about Riz.
This is my full take.
I think Riz, swipe game, it's all very problematic because it creates a mindset in young men that they can win someone over through some magic combination of behaviors and language who does not want to engage with them.
And it also corresponds to another problematic concept called the friend zone theory, which is also not a real thing at all.
And this shit do not happen.
And one step further, anytime they see a creator in a creative situation, hit on a woman here like, let's say, you're trapped on camera with me and i'm like what's up bitch, nice ass, and you have to be like ha ha ha.
It's like yeah, she has to do that.
She's on camera right, it is entertainment.
It has nothing to do with that.
They were sick.
Nothing to do with real world interaction.
Yeah, and people, the idea of Wl Riz, when it pertains to millionaires who women are on the shows of, is such a misnomer.
It's so, it's so, I agree.
But I would agree with George too and say that you do have to have the baseline, but after that you can get, once they're in, just a little of the foot's in the door.
They can, but what's the game?
What's the game is it?
Is it dropping a pickup line?
Is it doing something like some secret voodoo?
No, it's treating them like yes, but i'll take it.
I'll take it one step further.
From the other side of that, part of the problem is that people think that there is some sort of riz, which is why they are animals at these clubs, thinking that's how clubs are in general.
Is that just clubs is supposed to be?
If you want to know what the real riz is?
The real riz is closing.
It's not actual interest.
It's like this, if i'm at the club, has my son's my, my attractive young woman right, and I know he's into me because he's doing stuff like this right, we have body content.
We're talking.
This is where a lot of young men get stuck.
All of a sudden they get the body heat and they're like, oh my god, i'm about to fuck.
And they panic and they're like I gotta go.
The riz is this, whoa, it's that last phase.
It's that you look, you looked at him with jealousy, it's like.
It's like taking into yourself.
The Riz is no, we don't need to see it.
We have physical contact.
We're talking.
We have something going on.
It's that last phase of being like, you know what?
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, this is the eye to the chin thing.
Okay.
It's not just that, but it's fair.
Here's what I'm going to say.
I think Riz, in the way that people try to define it or try to understand it, is not made in the nightclub when you're talking to a woman.
It's actually made in the kitchen.
It's actually made in the fucking gym sessions.
It's actually made in the improving yourself.
I thought he was going this bad person.
No, you were a bad person.
You're both misogynists.
Oh, you guys went through a misogynistic direction.
No, Riz is made in the sense that like you, who you are.
It's hard work.
At the very moment that you first interact with that person that you want to, you know, talk to, who you are, all of the experiences that led up to that moment is what Riz is.
That's just preparation.
But that's what it is.
That's the thing that actually matters, is what I'm trying to say.
The hard work that you put in every goddamn day.
Let's put a base take.
All right, let's hear.
There's two forms of attraction.
At least one is physical, one is emotional, right?
Right.
Now, Riz is what you can say to increase the emotional attraction levels.
Okay.
Now, you need both, mostly.
Yeah.
Well, I'll ask you a question.
Okay.
So would you want to fuck someone who's not physically attracted to you?
To me?
Yeah.
Who literally, like, during bed has to like be like, I'm so emotionally attracted to you.
I'm going to let you fuck me.
I guess that would be weird.
It's sad.
The point is, attraction is subjective, too.
So like, there's no world in which you go, oh, I want to fuck this person that I consider to be unattractive.
I think emotional.
You know what I mean?
What I'm saying is that physical attraction, which is the first checkbox, and the second checkbox is emotional attraction, which enhances physical attraction, which it can, yeah.
But Riz boosts your emotional attraction, makes it more likely to be checked.
Yes, that's fair.
I had a boyfriend.
Yeah, but the main barrier always is the physical.
Sorry to cut you off.
It's fine.
Sorry to cut you off.
I had a boyfriend that I was not at all attracted to.
Not even an ounce.
Okay, you're a unique one, though.
I get Stockholm Syndrome sometimes.
But I was dating this guy.
Well, because what happened?
What happened?
Quick, two seconds.
What happened was this guy took my virginity and then he ghosted me and then his best friend swooped in to a little mended, yeah, mended broken wing girl.
And then I didn't know I had, like, I didn't know what to do because he was just there.
So is this Riz?
No, but I'm saying I had no physical attraction to him whatsoever.
It sounds like a horrible thing was horrible.
Did you sleep with me?
So you should never, never.
Okay, good.
Like once or twice and it was miserable.
Oh, you did sleep with me.
Well, yeah.
Judy doesn't count.
She's a different person.
And I figured, why don't I count?
There's someone out there.
They're trying to eliminate us from the public.
There's tons of people out there that accidentally end up dating somebody they shouldn't have dated.
Yeah, all the time.
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And that happens frequently.
Don't do that is why I brought this up.
Don't do that.
Listen, Riz.
Physical attraction is, I feel like, has to be number one.
I had to boil it down.
Riz is being charming.
You can be charming without having an edge.
You can also be charming to the same sex.
You can also be charming to people that you aren't trying to fuck.
Being charming is being engaged, listening, sparkling your eyes.
Oh, hey, cutie.
I don't like it.
What an amazing story.
Also, not seeming desperate or needing something.
Very critical.
I think you need to, the moment you appear very available and very eager is when you're starting to lose the game.
You need to appear confident, secure, engaged, sparkle in your eye.
Hey, how are you?
This is a big leg.
Also, do not seem very eager.
Oh, whatever happens, happens.
Relaxed.
And you can't just say that.
You have to act it.
Okay.
You can't, right?
Right, George?
You know how it is.
Right.
You've got, you've got, you know, the game.
Yeah.
Which, by the way, we will be talking about more behind the paywall because that about does it for the regular free part of the broadcast, I would say.
Yep, I agree, but we did really good.
Why are you looking at yourself and the dogs?
You're trying to see what the time is.
No idea what I'm doing.
Don't worry about that.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, and bees, thank you so much for watching.
Yet another.
George needs to shout out Banter.
George, thank you so much for coming on.
You were wonderful.
What do you want to shout out?
I'll bounce a set and we can do a fear and banter.
Fear and banter.
We wouldn't actually.
Well, we'll make it bigger.
You can take tons.
We can all have half a dozen.
We get a wheel.
You spin every five minutes.
She's not coming because it's not here, is it?
It's in North Carolina.
Okay, that's actually a great idea.
The spinning wheel.
Can you spin the wheel?
And Cutie says she's going to fly and we're going to do a vacation.
You know what we should do?
We should do a live episode of Fear And I'm down to do all of that.
Can we get like a set first and like other shit can be found?
I think this set's very nice.
Thumbnails I like.
You're the bottleneck on that.
I think this set's very nice.
Marsh, quit naming women.
Okay.
Marge is.
Marge is also a misogynist.
He's also a misogynist.
We're going to get another.
I have a late night show coming out.
I'm so excited for that.
Thank you.
All right.
We're going to revortex the origin and get focused real quick.
Guys, thank you so much for joining us today.
Thank you to our guests, George.
You need to go check out Banter.
It is tremendous.
Oh, it is.
They're back from the dead.
You will likely see us on it at some point soon, or one of us, or maybe just Hassan.
I've been on Banter already.
Well, I'm going to be on it.
But back when it wasn't.
No, not in a real life scene, though.
Not in the new band.
We need to have you in the chat.
We need to do Banter and Fear, where we're all there, and then Fear and Banter, where you're all here.
Oh, I like that.
We did that with the Yard.
Well, we're going to do it better.
Wow.
Ew.
We don't talk about the Yard.
You fucking schedule.
You fucking slag.
I can't believe you.
What a great episode, though.
Thank you guys so much.
We're going to be doing more great episodes in the paywall, which you can go find at patreon.com/slash fearand for $5 a month.
Yeah, that's right.
I would never say that.
A lot of people tuned out after the first half hour when I entered.
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Whatever.
All right.
Peace.
So I was in West Hollywood.
We hope.
And I was, there was like, I heard just from a Mercedes, I heard, F-Slur.
Like, they yelled it.
Wait, you don't want to say it?
No, I have a horse.
It was like, F-Slur!
And I was like, wait, what is it?
What is this, Idian?
I'm not going to say it.
I can't say it.
I'm just going to say that.
He's never said the offer.
No.
Yes, he has.
I've heard him say it.
Like, many times.
I will refuse to say it.
I've heard him say it off camera many times.
Why wouldn't you say it?
He's lying.
And I was like, oh my God.
And then I realized that I'm in West Hollywood and it was just a car full of gay people.
Yeah, 100%.
Oh, that's so funny.
I was like, oh, and then they were like, hey, and I was like, oh.