Kurtis Connor and Danny Gonzalez react to a Chick-fil-A receipt revealing sponsorship of three gay conversion therapies, sparking debates on spending habits and bizarre Australian souvenirs like kangaroo scrotums. They contrast YouTube's MrBeast dominance with Twitch's community, recount a humiliating Scottish TV casting call, and critique the Netflix series The Making of a Monster for potentially glamorizing Jeffrey Dahmer alongside Ted Bundy. The duo jokes about serial killers, police incompetence in Moscow, Idaho, and hitchhiking safety before promoting their Patreon and social channels. Ultimately, the episode highlights the chaotic intersection of digital creator culture, media ethics, and absurd personal anecdotes. [Automatically generated summary]
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Chick-fil-A and Gay Conversion Therapy00:05:07
Ordering homophobic Chick-fil-A because this asshole next to me is just like trying to get him to eat it all day long.
Dude, you have been.
What the fuck, dude?
Trying to.
You've racked up quite the tab.
At Chick-fil-A.
I'm looking at this.
It's a particular fucking order, too.
I'm looking at this right now.
It says like you have, you sponsored three gay conversion therapies, which is weird.
Why does that be a great opening phrase?
Why does that?
Well, it's already live right now.
We're recording already.
Oh, shit.
Your awareness is at an all-time high today.
Wait.
Fuck.
You didn't catch the beginning, did you?
No, I...
No, no, no.
It's okay.
Where I said the F-slur repeatedly.
Yeah.
I mean, that's just like kind of your thing.
Oh, my God.
It literally is enough for one gay conversion for one.
You want to bring it or no, man.
What are you trying to fatten me up?
What is this?
Yeah, you're too damn skinny as well.
Among us.
Hello, guys.
We're back.
And I don't even know what week we're on because we have so many like extra.
We have so many extra episodes that are lined up.
You want to know the total?
For Chick-fil-A.
$104 Chick-fil-A order.
I'm saying one gay child is now converted thanks to you.
You know what?
That's what I'm doing.
Good job.
I will be the last gay man on the show.
I am surrounded.
I'm surrounded by wonderful people and also Austin.
Yes, that's right.
We're back.
We're live.
We're alive.
Will is no longer with us.
Again, he died again.
It's crazy.
But yeah, a good thing we have co-host Austin Show, Mr. Show here in the building on the ones and twos.
We got Danny Gonzalez with two Z's, not one with an S in the end.
Do not make that mistake.
That's really fucked up.
And also, mayor of Curtistown.
Is that right?
Are you there?
Yeah, you're right.
Okay, Curtis Connor.
Yeah, that's me.
That's right, folks.
Oh, my God.
What a bonanza.
We just got off a long stream.
We just got off.
We just got off as well.
Unrelated to the stream, we were jerking each other off is what we do around these parts.
Have you guys seen this?
Speaking of jerking each other off.
I was kind of looking at that while we were streaming.
So the Aussie boys.
Actually, okay, now that I'm looking at it, I see what it is.
I thought it was like a lucky rabbit's foot.
No, it's a genuine Australian souvenir made in Australia.
It's a kangaroo scrotum.
Oh, that's great.
His genuine product was obviously scrotum.
Wait, is it real?
Yeah, it is.
Cut it open.
Does it have real balls in there?
Yeah.
Genuine fucking kangaroo.
You cut him.
There's balls.
Don't let the liver king get a hold of that.
Yeah, he'll eat it.
Yeah.
I died.
Damn.
God damn.
Pretty cool.
It's like, who would have that?
That is a cute show, man.
That's awesome.
Pretty cool.
They crazy.
They look exactly like mine.
Yeah.
You get that hairy?
Yeah.
So they would make one of these for you at the vet.
That's really weird.
It's also very weird.
No, you, I mean, dogs get spaid before they die.
That's it.
Well, no, because I was thinking that instead of doing it afterwards.
I got to cut this note for sure.
Austin's like, they don't go to heaven.
Hear me out.
No, what I was thinking is I said, instead of cremating your pet, they could give you the cut their balls off.
I was like, usually that happens much earlier in the process of life.
Yeah, I thought you just, I thought you thought my thing, like that they go to heaven.
They don't go to heaven unless you cut their balls off.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
I think they just burn the dog's balls down to ashes.
Yeah, well, no, you know about cremating dogs, like they just throw them all in to one spot.
Do not tell me that.
Yeah, so you're not getting your dogs out.
You're getting a combo.
Do you have a dead dog?
I do.
Me too.
It's on my nights.
It's on Laura's Nights.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
Some other dog?
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
You should probably get a DNA test.
I gotta tell Laura not to listen to this podcast.
Yeah, it's not good.
Okay, just letting you know.
I didn't know that either.
It actually could be cats, dude.
I actually.
Why are you doing this?
Google him.
Why do you know this?
I mean, did you fuck the vet tech?
Like, what happened?
Why would I have to fuck a vet tech to get that information?
Because I want to know what happens to crematic dog.
Well, you got to fuck me first.
I'm not telling you what happens to dogs in cremation until you fuck me.
I'm just saying, maybe you like randomly fuck.
Okay, maybe I was self-reporting a little bit because I you fucked a vet tech?
I did.
And they told me.
And she did not tell me that.
Damn.
Fuck.
Did you ask?
No.
That's why.
I never thought about it.
It kind of ruins the mood, you know?
Yeah.
She's like, by the way, you've got your dog's ashes on the United States.
It's actually not actually a dog.
You got to pay more.
You can pay more to get it to be only your dog.
Canadian Taxes and Vet Tech Secrets00:13:34
Okay.
Well, maybe we did that.
I don't know.
I doubt it.
Because you didn't know.
Like, what vet is like, hey, by the way, slide an extra $100 and it can be your dog.
Do they tell you that when you sign up?
They're like, if you pay more, we won't burn some cats.
You know, I'll be completely honest.
I just heard this somewhere.
I don't even know if it's true.
I think he's just making this decent.
I didn't make it up, but you said you're like terrorizing me right now with the television.
Then you just say, like, it might not be true.
I don't know.
It may not be.
I just heard it from somebody.
Yeah.
You know how he would have 100% known, though, if he fucked the vet tech.
It's true.
And he didn't.
Turns out.
I have never had sex with a vet tech.
Okay.
Pretty crazy.
Not for lack of trying.
All right.
That's a good way to start the episode.
This is a podcast where we don't talk about politics.
That's the thing.
Okay.
Yeah.
Everyone always comes with the expectation.
Like, what the fuck are we going to talk about?
Ukraine?
I got ready.
Like, I have notes.
I'm like, nah, we're not doing that.
Oh, fuck, dash.
Politics is whack.
We were talking earlier about YouTube versus Twitch.
Okay.
Okay.
Who do you take on?
If we battle, do we win?
No, probably not.
Like all of YouTube versus all of Twitch.
Yeah, we get physical.
You got a ship we're still winning for sure.
You got the size advantage, more people.
Mr. Beast could like afford like military grade equipment.
Right.
I like thinking about that a lot.
Like a not normal amount.
I think about like the power that Mr. Beast holds as a singular individual.
Yeah, he could get in like a tank or something and just like blow everybody up.
He could post anything on YouTube and like at least 30 million people would see it.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's an awesome power to have.
And by awesome, I don't mean like, oh, that's so sick.
I mean like awesome, like weapons.
Yeah.
You know how you say like the old way of using the word.
And yeah, no.
Twitch is like there's a bunch of fucking nerds in my computer.
I'm like, you guys in YouTube.
Fucking sick.
We're a couple of jocks, basically.
So like, I think we got this under control.
Yeah.
Sorry, got really scary.
You're going to hit me.
You're going to hit me a little.
I think we all can admit that TikTok has this wash, though.
Like TikTok would beat our asses.
No, because they don't have a lot.
They don't have like endurance.
Yeah, but it's all fake muscle.
But also, like, we YouTubers, like, like, Mr. Beast has, like, the financial stuff behind him because of like ad share and stuff.
TikTok keep the war going for like a hundred years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a war of attrition and he's like bankrolling it.
Yeah.
You just don't have the spending power there, you know.
Yeah, right.
I think the reason why I think about Mr. Beast a lot in that respect is like in a dystopian future, I wonder if I could like you know, do coups and stuff, like a Mr. Beast that does coups in other countries and shit.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, just for no reason.
That'd be pretty cool.
Just did make a YouTube video about it.
He wants to do a video where he's like giving away the country of Venezuela.
So he has to like tear down the government in Venezuela in order to like gain control.
Yeah.
This video was sponsored by Honey.
We're over.
I'm going to take down Venezuela.
That'd be actually kind of cool for him to make a country.
One time we were talking one time.
One time when I first met him, he's actually a very nice guy for the records.
Jimmy is great.
One time when I first met him, he was like, oh, you know what you should do?
Just live in a tent for a video, like to do socialism.
And I was like, that's not socialism.
That's camping.
No, like it was like, it was a good idea, but I think he was just trying to say, you know, do the values, like show the values, but in a challenging way.
You know what I mean?
I was like, that's not a value.
I spent a hundred days in a tent to prove that socialism is awesome.
But it really changed my way of thinking about things.
So now I'm just constantly thinking, how can I Mr. Beast it up?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, what could you do?
Unionized, secretly, salt a workplace, like join a workplace as like a random guy and then just start unionized in Amazon.
Yeah, like literally.
You can be an undercover employee.
I don't think I can be undercover.
That's the problem.
You'd have to shave your head and die blonde.
Yeah.
They'd be like, who's this 6'4 guy that just showed up out of nowhere?
You do stick out like a sword, though.
It's a little hard.
I've thought about it, but you know.
Got like a GoPro strapped to his head filming everyone.
It's so weird.
Do you get recognized everywhere?
I mean, usually.
What about you guys?
You guys get let's talk about how famous we are.
Yeah, good idea.
People want to know.
Yeah.
Do you guys get recognized everywhere?
You went to a Harry Styles concert, which is like, yeah, I feel like that's your target audience.
It really is.
There is a lot of crossover there.
Yeah.
Like, you must have known before you entered that space.
That's like your me at TwitchCon.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
No, I knew.
I was.
Is that why you went?
Yeah.
I actually fucking hate Harry Styles.
No, he does.
He literally loves.
Really?
Yeah.
No, I like Nickelback.
You can do the Blackboard.
You can do both.
You can listen to Harry Styles.
It's literally illegal.
Thank you.
Hold on.
I listen to both.
I'm with you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He already mentioned his taste is dog shit.
No, hold on.
You don't want this man in your corner.
I have the most varied taste in music of probably any human ever.
Yeah.
Definitely have a wide range of tastes.
Also, like, as a Canadian, I feel like I have an obligation to love Nickelback a lot.
Are they Canadian?
Yes.
I didn't even know that.
No, they knew.
They're from Alberta.
Wow.
I kind of like them a little less now.
Okay.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with Canada, but it's just like, you know what I mean?
They're not American.
Not really.
I'm just kidding.
Awkward.
I love Canada.
It's great.
Yeah, it's okay.
But it's all right.
Yeah, LLK kind of sucks.
Yeah.
It's sort of cringe.
I don't know.
But Justin Trudeau's pretty cool.
All that stuff.
No politics, dude.
Sorry.
I wasn't kidding.
You can say whatever.
He was talking about his party trick.
I think it's really cool.
What?
Oh, Blackface?
Wait, for real?
I'll be right back.
Awesome.
I got to show you guys.
Have you seen that video?
There's a party trick of him of like him.
He just falls down stairs.
Yeah.
No, you're right.
Oh my God.
I did think you were making a blackface joke.
I'm sorry, but you're right.
He does do that.
He has a party trick where he just falls down the stairs.
Yeah, he also has a party trick where he's supposedly the son of Fidel Castro, I think.
That's what they say.
Or Che Guevara.
That's what they say.
You didn't know that?
No.
Yeah.
He kind of looks like him.
It's a young Justin.
The Jason falling down the stairs.
Okay, let's watch this.
Hey, come on.
They're talking fucking French.
Wow.
Party trick where I break all my bones.
You should have liked that guy.
That's Canada's leader, man.
Canadians saw that and were like, that's for me.
He's got my vote.
You have to practice that.
Yeah, it's his party trick.
Did he get scrapped up?
I don't understand.
How would we know if he's like fucked up or not?
We kind of can't tell.
What if he got fucked up and he's just like playing it off?
I'm just going to see Bloodstone.
That's all right.
Yeah, he did do Blackface a lot, though.
That's like five times, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting guy.
Wait, look up the Che Guevara conspiracy.
I swear that's the thing.
I interrupted your Harry Styles concert.
Yeah, there was like, we got there like right before Harry Lake went on stage.
So like there was like, cause I said it like you know him on a first, you get you're on a first name basis.
Did I say Harry?
Yeah.
Oh man.
Oh, that's so awkward.
I just leaked our friendship.
Yeah, damn.
Wait, are you guys friends?
No.
You know him?
Like, does he know you?
No, I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure.
He said he doesn't.
Yeah.
Koi's no big fan.
Danny, on the other hand, I love this.
HPGO.
He's not an essayist.
I don't know who that Kurt Bloke is.
I never will.
I don't want to know him.
Oh, you did the.
Ah, you did the British thing where you did the immediately.
Oh, what evening?
Yeah, we took because one person recognized me and then stuff, and we got a photo.
And once that happens, there was a lineup form and stuff.
And then, obviously, the cool thing is, once the show started, no one fucking cares about me because Harry Styles is right there.
So I was left alone pretty much for obviously the whole show.
And then once it ended, we were just like, we fucked it out of there.
So you hate your fans.
Okay, got it.
Message you.
The girl in a fucking wheelchair is like, get the fuck out of here.
I was pushing them downstairs and stuff.
Yeah.
Like Justin Trudeau's stuff.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Yeah, he does put on a really good show.
Are you a concert goer?
Yeah, occasionally.
What do you listen to?
Please don't say nickelback.
No, the most recent concert we went to was The Weekend in Chicago.
Also Canadian.
That's true.
Is that ACU?
Yeah, now what?
You know what?
Is that a confusion now?
Well, I'm afraid I gotta, you know, a lot of famous artists are Canadian.
Oh, also, wait, Justin Bieber.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, there you go.
Love Canada.
My take on Canada is they either send their best or their fucking worst.
Like, there's no mid-Canadians.
Who's like their worst, would you say?
Steven Crowder, like Britsy.
He's Canadian.
Oh, he's Canadian.
Yeah, like every fucking like.
Like Vancouver.
I think he's from.
He seems like he's from Quebec, I'm pretty sure.
Jordan Peterson.
Oh, right.
Also, Canadian.
So like, in my field, at least, it's like either I know Twitch streamers who are great.
Love them.
You know, Pokemon, XQC, the line of Lavelle.
Aiden Ross.
He's Canadian.
Aiden Ross is not good.
I love it.
You're just a fan.
He just wanted to bring his name up.
He could be if he wanted to.
I'll make up anything about Ada Box and I can just talk about it.
But, or it's just like absolute worst people in politics are like always fucking Canadian right-wingers.
I feel like if you're a right-winger in Canada and you have like social safety nets and shit, you just like barp as an American if you're right-wing.
Yeah, it's very weird.
It's really weird, especially with the whole like when the like freedom convoy thing was happening up there.
It was like really weren't people flying like Confederate flags.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, which makes zero.
You had no dog in that fight.
What's going on?
Us also.
No, no, no.
We're racist too.
Like in that very specific way.
You don't have to live in the U.S. to be racist.
We're here to prove that.
Yeah, which was cool.
I'm glad that they were showcasing that.
It was really nice of them to do that.
Yeah, that kind of racism knows no boundaries, international borders and all.
I've never been to Canada.
I want to go.
Conservatives love to wave the flags of like their flags.
Yeah.
Like the Confederate flag, the Trump 2020 flag.
Yeah.
You know, they love to just continue.
You're such a liberal, dude.
You're such a lib.
I mean that as a pejorative.
He is, though.
I've got some left-leaning views.
But Hassan and I differ not to get political.
Right.
You just said we're not going to get political.
Yeah.
As long as you say that.
It's like no offense.
You know what I mean?
And then full offense.
Hassan likes a lot of taxes, and I'm not really big on those.
Yeah, he does not like taxes.
He avoids them.
Anyway, sorry.
He's doing tax evasion right now.
No, I'm not doing taxes.
I just wait till the last minute to pay them.
Oh, okay.
So you still pay them.
I do.
Tax procrastination.
Yes, which is making the government wins because I have to pay a penalty usually.
Right.
Oh, damn.
That's like fucking a percentage, dude.
That's fat when you're late.
Yeah, I know.
The amount of taxes.
I'm never late.
I'm just like not on time.
In Canada, I didn't do my taxes for like four years, and they were like, didn't care.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, they just didn't care.
I think you can admit that.
What years?
What are you?
The fucking Canadian IRS?
This has been an inside sting.
I've been waiting for him to admit to it.
Yeah, but you could do that at U.S. wedding, man.
You might bring it up then.
You could do that in the U.S. You just, once they find out, then they'll care.
Then you'll go to jail.
They probably just didn't find out.
I think in Canada, it's like that people don't care.
Like, it's like chill up there.
That you could just not pay taxes.
There is no way to chill up there.
There's no way.
Or when I was like younger.
So I feel like maybe my parents were just doing them for me and then I would like, then I was fine.
I don't know.
You should check in with them.
Yeah.
No, good man.
Statute of limitations.
Yeah, I'm fine.
If they got that up there.
Yeah.
I think you'd be like, it's like YouTube ad revenue not paid to the Canadian government at all.
Hassan loves to pay taxes.
I don't love to pay taxes.
I just, but I understand why we do it.
And I think like it's, I don't know, it feels patriotic.
Yeah, he loves it.
I'll be like, yo, Hassan, you should like move some money to do this to not pay taxes.
Texas Show Collapse and Money Lies00:03:03
He's like, no.
I want to pay taxes.
I like it.
I don't give a fuck.
I mean, like, when you can, I feel like if you're at a certain level of like income, when you can, it doesn't really like, it doesn't fucking, you're not getting like fucked over.
You can still, you're doing fine, right?
Yeah, I'm dead broke.
Right.
Yeah.
It is a big amount, but you know, whatever.
It is what it is.
Why are we talking about?
I don't know if I got on the tag.
I got into politics.
You just can't stop thinking about taxes.
Not to get political.
Brought up one of the most like political conversations.
Yeah, unprompted, too.
Okay, back to YouTube versus Twitch.
So you guys have streamed on Twitch before.
Yeah.
And you were now on my stream.
What would you say is different, vibes-wise?
Because you have some questions for me as well, which I can field now if you would like.
What's different?
I don't know.
Well, I feel like it's, I don't get how you grow on Twitch.
Like, do you think your audience mostly found you like organically in Twitch or was it from like YouTube clips and then they found your Twitch channel?
I've never seen it.
He was a combination of both.
Twitch clip, YouTube clips for sure after a certain point.
But initially, the reason why I grew was him.
He had a show.
He had like a debate show and a dating show and a bunch of other shows.
He was known as like the Twitch's premier trashy reality TV show.
Yeah.
So I just go on his show.
He tricked me out like a nasty slut.
Like I was on all of his shows.
Sometimes I was like three at a week.
I would text him in the morning.
He'd be like, you're going to be on my show, you fucking slut.
Yeah, and I'd be like, yeah, and then you're going to do the next one.
I was like, no.
You're going to be so fucking fake.
Yeah.
No, please.
And now I have to.
I begged him.
I'm like, yes, sir, please.
Come on my show, sir.
Oh, my God.
I do all of your fucking shows, bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
He hasn't done one since July.
No, you did one.
No, you did seven.
Okay, to be fair, back in the day, he used to do like four a week.
Now he does it like once every two months.
So that's the reason.
What's the reason?
Like, why do you do them less frequently now?
Because I feel like they, because I'm lazy.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm just planning in it.
Well, the TV show that he was a part of also kind of collapsed.
So there was that.
Well, then I had a shit.
Yeah, Texas.
Is that why he stopped?
I don't want to make as much money because I don't like Texas.
He just hates the government that much.
No, but yeah, I was doing, I had like a weekly cadence for a while.
And the network that I was a part of completely shut down very quickly.
And we thought that it was supposed to be like a year.
Oh, shit.
We thought we had another year.
And the show that I was doing was through my channel.
And so after the shutdown, it kind of upended my plans.
And so the end of the year this year is kind of weird.
In the first quarter of next year, it's going to be a little weird.
Well, I figured out.
But the show is going to continue.
I have all the rights to it.
And the show will continue in another season when I firm up the details of that.
It's called Name Your Price and Not The Price is Right.
Everyone that's saying it's similar to Price is Right, you're wrong.
Streaming Piracy and Scottish Guy Drama00:14:46
It's not.
For legal reasons, it is nothing like the Price is.
It's a lot of fun.
Hassan loves it.
He's been on the show.
I've been on the show more than anyone else has been on the show.
He's going to be on the premiere episode when we're talking about it.
That's a falsehood that you are spreading.
Oh, my God.
He's going to be on San Piker on Name Your Price.
It'll be great.
They put me in the fucking trailer.
Like, this is a TV show.
Like, this is on a TV channel.
I'm like, what?
I'm in the trailer?
People are like hitting me up.
They're like, oh, my God.
Hassan, I brought you in to film that.
Yeah, no.
You were in the trailer.
They were like, oh, my God, you're a permanent cast member of the show.
You were putting this anyway.
He was in the trailer.
They thought he was like, yeah, permanent cast members.
They thought I was a permanent cast member.
I'm like, no, that's not happening.
It made the show promo.
It helped the promotion.
Oh, yeah.
So I put him in the next trailer I did.
Bringing him dry.
Yeah, he was pretty much you.
Yeah.
Yeah, he just tricks me out like a dirty slud.
But to answer your question earlier, Twitch is a very, maybe YouTube's probably like this too, but Twitch, a very collaborative platform.
So like, it's all about collaboration with other creators.
That is true.
And you always see that.
And that's how you get a bunch of all the Twitch streamers hanging out with each other, which is a good thing.
Yeah, you like merge communities.
You see Hassan, like, like Hassan mentioned coming on my show.
And, you know, a lot of what I do is I float around other people's stuff while I'm not doing my shows because I don't stream very frequently.
He's on my stream more than he streams on his own channel.
Damn.
That's for sure.
But it helps, you know, it helps.
Yeah, exactly.
Definitely.
That's good.
And I enjoy it too.
I enjoy being on other people's streams sometimes more than doing my own.
There's definitely less pressure.
Just like you get to fart around.
Yeah, exactly.
What people don't understand about it is, though, like the main component is just straight up bouldering through it and like constantly streaming.
That is definitely a major component to success on Twitch is like having designated hours and consistently streaming.
And a lot of people don't want to do that for understandable reasons because why the fuck would you do that if you can just like edit on your own time, upload a video and make a decent amount off of like AdSense?
So why do you do Twitch instead of just like filming for like an hour, cutting it down?
I love, I love streaming on Twitch.
Like the way I make content, I love the interactive component of covering the news that way.
I think it's very unique.
It's not something that has like really ever been done before.
And I don't think it will ever be done in any other platform in the same way.
So I don't know.
I feel like I've cultivated something that I feel like is truly unique as far as experiences goes.
So that's why I like doing it.
And I don't know.
I just feel like I'm good at it, but also it's what I enjoy to do over other stuff.
Because I've done, I used to be on the Young Turks and my show on there called The Breakdown was a jump cut, write a fucking script out, read from teleprompter, pull assets, send it over to a editor to like put the assets in like specific time codes, you know, time jokes, stuff like that.
You know, you know what it is.
Right.
You do it all the time.
So it was like that.
And I really enjoyed doing that as well.
I was decent at it, I think.
But this is what I like doing more because I have a sense of community and I like that.
Yeah, we were talking earlier today about like when we did our like Minecraft streams, there were like two hours, maybe like tops.
And like by the, when, whenever we were done, we were like fucking exhausted.
Like we were so tired after just like two hours of streaming.
Like it's so much, it was like so much pressure on that I felt to like just be like so entertaining the whole time.
Yeah.
Like just like, I don't know.
It was like, it's super like be like me and not have pressure to be entertaining and just be not entertaining.
That's yeah, I could do that.
Right.
That's what I do.
Are you like generally like an extroverted person?
Do you feel like you like, okay, yes.
You don't have a problem being like on for long periods of time being like.
I have like eight people staying in my house right now.
So that's a good point.
He doesn't talk to any of them.
That's not true.
No, I'm, I think I, I, I mean, it's weird because like he has only seen me like operate post-Twitch.
So you have no idea what it, what I used to, like how extroverted I used to be.
But like I do get it out of my system in the eight to 10 hours that I stream every day.
And then after that, I'm like a zombie.
So I'm not the most sociable person, I would say.
Yeah.
After streams, the ones that I do once a month, you do feel very drained.
Your brain does turn to oatmeal.
And so I can't, you know, sitting in front of a screen for like eight to 12 hours.
It's like mind numbing.
You just get off of your mind.
It's just numb and you're just.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how I felt after our Twitch streams and stuff.
It was.
But even when I film a video, it's yeah, maybe I just get tired easily.
I was going to say that, but I was worried about coming across as just like, like I'm sick or something.
Like even after filming a video for like an hour.
Yeah.
I'm kind of tired.
I don't want to do anything for the rest of the day.
How often do you guys film in a month, would you say?
I think I do like two videos a month is usually a good idea.
Yeah, between like two and four.
But there's probably a lot of preparation, right?
That comes that goes into it.
Yeah, there's writing and researching and all that.
All that crap.
Yeah, it's fun.
I enjoy it.
What do you guys think about ReactGate?
Now, this was a thing that happened a while ago.
Most of like the SAS reactors didn't even see it, most likely.
I don't even know if you know what I'm talking about.
Is it like when there was a guy?
Oh, I don't know.
There was like one guy who's like a Twitch streamer, but like he wanted to make a YouTube essay about like how awful reacting to YouTube videos are.
14 page manifesto or whatever.
Yeah, where he like compared it to like raping someone.
Yeah, because you're taking something without consent, right?
And that's just as bad.
And there's no, yeah, there's no other analogy you could have used in that situation.
You know, only that.
That's fucking crazy.
I think I only heard about it because they covered it on the H3 podcast.
So that's like what I, the extent of what I know.
But I do remember that it sounded insane.
Yeah.
You're content creators.
Like, do you, when people, when Twitch streamers react to your content or even other YouTubers react to their content, how do you feel?
I think it's cool.
I never had a problem with it.
I feel like if it's the only thing I would have a problem with, if it's like someone is like just like taking it and just like uploading it on some other channel that's like shitting on it.
Even that I wouldn't really like do what you want, I guess.
Even still, like even if someone like uploaded one of your entire videos, like there's no way it would ever like get more views than your video or like actually Mr. Beast did it.
He takes but then you would love that.
Like I feel like you would be like, oh my god, this is insane promotion.
If Mr. Beast did like a posted one of my commentary videos on his channel.
That'd be such a weird power move just having aware of me uploaded Curtis Connor.
Yeah, it'd be like so emasculated.
You would hate it?
I feel like if he did that, it's a power move, but also like 30 million people just saw a video of yours.
I feel like I'd be like, this is hilarious.
I mean, I'd be pretty stoked if you did that.
Yeah.
That's a lot of views.
Mr. Beast, if you're watching, we have an audience of one.
Just Jimmy.
We're filming this just ascended to this.
This is a live stream.
Just sitting there smoking a cigar.
I'll do it.
I'll post your hand.
Why not?
Did you watch his like the documentary about his like that Colin and Samir did about his like Burburger chain opening?
It was fucking crazy.
Did you watch it?
No, I saw a video on it.
I mean, there was like 10,000 people that showed up.
They camped out for days before.
They did like a mini documentary where like followed him with like a camera crew and stuff.
That is like the day that it opened.
It was fucking scary.
And he met like every single person there.
10,000 people.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
It's really interesting, dude.
Yeah, I don't know.
He's.
Yeah.
I mean, he rose to prominence by like literally doing CIA enhanced interrogation style torture on himself.
He's just like reading the dictionary and saying the same thing over and over.
Yeah, like shit that, you know, like should probably be illegal.
This might be...
Yeah, it's your Chick-fil-A, man.
Excuse me.
Well, our Chick-fil-A.
Are we going to eat it on the podcast?
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
Hello?
Doors open.
We were talking about Mr. Beast before.
Do you guys think that if...
Okay, a lot of people have problems with Mr. Beast.
I think a lot of them are valid, but do you think that he wouldn't get as much shit if he was like as charismatic as Jeff Probes, who hosts Survivor?
Because Survivor's like a really fucked up shit.
Do you guys watch Survivor?
It's like 30 days of people like starving on an island.
And it's like, this feels a lot worse than any Mr. Beast video.
I feel like 30 days.
Wait, what the fuck?
Is this your video?
I feel like maybe traditional media gets a little bit of a shield.
I think, yeah, I think they get a break.
You know, they get a break because it's television and because social, you know, digital media is more organic.
Okay.
And hold on.
I really like that topic of conversation.
We should get into it.
What is this?
Spicy?
Maybe?
Here's a spicy sandwich with no pickles.
Thank you.
Here is a Chick-fil-A sandwich with two plate pickles.
Here is Mine is the Girl Club with Colby Jackson.
This is probably yours.
Cool.
Who got fries?
Raise your hand.
I think.
I think we all got fries.
I'll take the back fries.
By the way, sorry, you turned me on to put Polynesian sauce.
Oh, did I?
See, he turned you on.
Yeah, kind of gay.
It's not like the gay.
The stuff's not working.
I think that what you're describing is for two reasons.
One, because Mr. Beast has like a philanthropic look to him.
The big one.
Who got the big one?
I did.
I have a little fatty.
I think he has a philanthropic look to him, like a philanthropic brand that he has developed.
That's one.
And then two is everything that we do on the internet is nitpicked because we are in proximity, like a lot closer to the average person than someone in legacy media.
This is something I think about a lot.
Like the more you respond to people, the more you respond to like random comments or random people that want to like approach you on Twitter, the more people will be like, oh, I can have a conversation with this guy.
He's just like me for real.
It's time to just fucking rip into him.
Because there's plenty of shit that, you know, everyone does that is open for criticism.
It's more so that when you're a YouTuber or a Twitch streamer, especially, your job revolves around responding to those people and having more feedback.
So that's the reason why people think like, oh, I can like rip into this guy because he has to listen to me.
Whereas like if you were upset about the problematic nature of Survivor, the TV show, everyone's going to be like, shut the fuck up, weirdo.
It's TV.
Like, who cares?
TV.
There's not a lot of opportunity for discourse around television.
Well, I'm here to start it.
Okay.
I love Survivor, but it's pretty crazy.
Like, they show pictures of like the contestants at the beginning and the end of the show.
And they're literally like probably lose like 20 pounds over the course of like 30 days.
Also, the demand of traditional media to be on set for that long.
Traditional media, my experience working with traditional media, you show up to something, sit and wait for hours, and then you film something for like 20 minutes.
Yeah, true.
And then you wait more hours.
To me, traditional media has such disrespect for people's time.
And the reason they do is because now things are changing.
But they can.
At that time, it's like, oh, what are you going to do?
We own, we're the studios, we're in control.
And so they would just be like, we don't know when we're going to need these people.
So we'll just have them all show up at eight o'clock in the morning and sit here all day long.
I've done a cattle call.
Have you guys ever done that?
Cattle call.
It's an open casting call for a TV show.
It was for the fuck was it for?
God damn it.
I can't remember now.
It's the Scottish guy, daytime television.
Like Jeopardy or something, maybe?
No, Family Feud.
Is that the right one?
No.
Family guy?
No, no.
This is the worst spicy chicken sandwich I've ever had.
Because you got two pickles on it.
I get no pickles.
It's a lot better.
Okay, got it.
I love that you specified two pickles.
No, it's it's it's a he's a famous Scottish guy.
Anyway, I'm sure people will know in the chat.
Write what the show is in the in the comments below.
He's a Scottish guy.
Shrek?
Yeah.
He's an open TV.
I'm not thinking over Shrek.
Yeah.
But it's a TV show.
I think of a single famous Scottish person.
Back when I was with the Young Turks, I did this because my friend wanted to do it.
And we went.
And, you know, you're just like sitting there in a fucking parking lot early as fuck in the morning.
Oh, man.
And you're surrounded by like moms from Kansas that flew in specifically for this because like they flew into LA, but they knew there was an open castle and they just want to be on television.
And the way that they treat you is disgusting.
They take your phones away.
They put you in a fucking basement.
Like, and you just have to sit there.
And there's like maybe magazines if you're lucky.
They're like, yeah, look at this for a couple hours.
Like, figure it out.
Jesus.
And, you know, you go through.
You, I don't know.
You go through like the elimination process of like whether you're going to make it on TV or not.
And then ultimately, you don't even like win anything really.
I mean, you win whatever you win on the show if you win anything.
But other than that, there's no like daily stipend or anything like that.
And it was such a dehumanizing experience to like be herded from one location to the next and just like to sit there and wait for someone to call you up.
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Hopefully.
And with no certainty whether or not you were going to even be on camera or be on television or even get to smell the Scottish guy.
Whatever the fuck the moms wanted to do.
You know what I mean?
And it was.
When he takes you back to a swamp.
I didn't even meet Donkey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One time I we got, I was like, I was working at this like bar and my co-worker had like on the side, she did like casting stuff.
So she sent us an email to be like, you can be like seat fillers at the NBA All-Star game.
It was happening in Toronto that year.
And me and my friends are like, fuck yeah, we got to do it.
So we go to the arena.
We're in line for like three hours outside and it's fucking like negative like 20.
It was fucking freezing.
Bright sunny day for Toronto.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was actually no, I'm bragging about that weather day in Toronto.
And then they finally get us into the building.
They put us in some basement.
They put like, all they had was like two coat racks.
And they were like small coat racks and there were like 200 people there.
So there, we put our stuff there and then waited for like fucking another hour inside.
And then all that happened was we were the audience for the like the halftime like performance.
And we weren't even like seat fillers.
They like lied to us.
We were like the audience for like walk the moon or some fucking band, like some random song.
They played shut up and you know that song?
Shut up and dance.
You go there and you like listen to imagine dragons.
Oh wait.
For you, that's a cherished moment.
It's okay.
I draw the line at Imagine Dragons actually.
Nickelback is fine.
You like Imagine Dragons?
No, I don't like Imagine Dragons.
No, I don't.
It kind of lines up with your music.
Guys, Nickelback.
Yeah.
No, I. I'm almost certain you've talked about it on one of your YouTube videos.
If I did, yes.
You did.
If I did.
You know, I do.
That's the only part I knew.
And then you started away.
No, if I said it in a video, I was, it was a bit, okay.
I like, I don't like Imagine Dragons.
I remember you covering the TikTok girl that went to a concert and talking about how much you love Imagine Dragons in that video.
I don't.
I never said that.
I never fucking said that.
Okay.
All right.
If you say so.
I did make a joke.
I do remember.
I know what you're talking about.
I did make a joke about Imagine Dragons in that video.
But it was a joke.
Okay.
I don't fucking like them.
I only, I don't like them.
Aren't you the guy from the video who said I finna be in the pit about the Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Saw that.
You did say that.
That's what you spent like 50 grand on Imagine Dragons.
Didn't think anybody saw that video.
Fuck.
Oh, God.
That's so much worse if you spent 50 grand.
Like, if that TikTok girl actually spent 50 grand and watch Imagine Dragons Dragons, I guess you could buy out the arena for that kind of price for Imagine Dragons tickets.
Yeah, you could probably get a personal concert for Imagine Dragons.
For 50 grand, yeah.
I'd imagine not that Curtis knows or allegedly had Imagine Dragons come and play at his wedding.
Wait, who?
You were there.
Wedding?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Imagine Dragons came up and performed, didn't they?
Yeah, that was my favorite part.
Huh.
Mine.
Your wedding?
Thanks for the fucking invite, Curtis.
I had known you then.
Well, you could have.
Sorry.
Truly homophobic of you.
This is going to affect your relationship with your LGBTQ.
It was pretty homophobic.
I was like, what are people going to think?
Yeah.
It's pretty homophobic of me.
I'm going to marry a woman.
Yeah, I was just thinking that.
First of all, straight marriage.
First mistake.
Pretty problematic.
Why do you have such a loyal gay following?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's become like a meme in my fan base or community, I guess, that only lesbians watch my videos.
Oh, yeah.
No, this is true.
Yeah.
Even in when I do shows and stuff, it's like there's like, I see like what, like what my audience looks like.
But they're all lesbians.
Yeah.
They're all like cool lesbians.
It's pretty, it's pretty rad.
I don't like the uncool.
They're all cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, even weird ones, bro.
Every lesbian is a cool lesbian.
This is how we got them.
Yeah.
No, there was a TikTok saying that.
I got tagged in like crazy, but it was like this person being like, it seems like God was like about to like something where like they were about to make me a lesbian and then they just like stopped halfway through or something like that.
And made you.
And just, yeah, I was like, I gave you a mustache instead.
Yeah.
Thanks, God.
But yeah, I don't know.
I also, I also, I don't know.
I feel like when I have talked about, I don't know, just like issues and stuff, I guess, regarding that, like the LGBTQ plus.
He's an unproblematic ally, unlike some people I know.
Oh, me?
You're a problematic.
Yeah, all that tax.
You're a problematic ally.
I'm not an ally.
I'm a foe, dog.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
As we fucking.
Yeah, I love about this conversation as we chow down on Chick-fil-A.
Yeah, by the way, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Never mind.
He didn't pay for this for the record.
Okay.
He didn't pay for this.
So Austin literally I've got him at gunpoint underneath the desk.
No, you should, yeah.
Every time you take a bite, you'll be like, ew.
Ew.
I will say this chicken is really dry.
I think they know I ordered it.
Bro, if the Chick-fil-A if the Hollywood Chick-fil-A was, you know, giving their gay customers bad chicken, they'd run out of business.
Okay.
Their entire customer base is gay.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Gays love Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-Gay.
Curtis and Chick-fil-A like share the same audience.
It's the same kind of diagram.
Oh, except for only cool lesbians.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
That's true.
Literally, every time I go, all Subarus in the parking lot.
Yep.
Cool lesbians.
Wall to wall.
What about you, Danny?
What's the LGBT community feeling about you?
I bet Danny just got like a bunch of, you just have a following of gay men.
You're just saying that because you're trying to say he's a twig.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll take it.
You're definitely that category.
It's not an offensive thing to say.
But that you certainly would fit into that category.
Yeah.
There's a lot of good-looking twinks.
Only cool twinks.
Yeah, my fanbase is just cool twinks.
Have you been called a twink before?
I think so.
Probably.
As a pejorative, or do you think it's like a positive?
I don't know.
I guess it's hard to tell.
I think as a positive.
It just so happens to be...
It depends on how you perceive it.
Right.
Right.
But when I say it, I say it like a slur because I can't say the F word on camera.
Like, if somebody called me a twink, I'd be like, oh, wow, thanks for the camera.
Yeah, you would love that.
Yeah, but I'm not a twink.
I'm not hairy.
You are an otter.
I'm not hairy for the record.
Why are you trying to...
I'm glad you went around.
I got to protect my reputation.
I'm not Harry.
What's an otter?
Otter is like a lean.
No, it's not a Harry Twink.
It's not even a Twink.
The Otter?
A Harry Twink?
Harry Twink.
Yeah.
And an otter.
I don't know.
Otter's like a...
Yeah!
That would be kind of cool, though.
If an otter just grabbed a microphone, that'd be sick.
Yeah, that'd be fired.
But not in a gay way.
I mean, like, an animal.
Like a straight otter?
Is that what you said?
Yeah.
Yeah, make sure the fucking otter is not gay.
Yeah, we don't like that.
Like, we're talking about the animal now, right?
Yeah, no, I don't like gay otters.
What is an otter?
Otter's like a leaner, hairier man.
Because I know there's like bears, right?
Bears are like the bears are, I feel like otters and the gays may come after me for this, but this is my interpretation.
Bear is like a bigger otter.
Bigger, hairy.
Seems like in real life.
Yeah, exactly.
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It's like a hairy murder.
That's a big otter.
Not like heavy set, because that's like that gets into chubb territory.
I hope he's nice like the smaller one.
Like, I don't know what I mean.
Are otters nice?
Yeah.
I feel like they could be one of those like sneaky animals where like you think.
Have you ever seen?
Do you know Otter?
Do you know an otter?
No, I've seen it.
Have you seen pictures of them holding hands?
Yeah, but what are their fucking vicious?
I'm just saying if I was holding hands with someone.
Never mind.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh my God, that photo, bro.
Just click on it.
They're kissing each other.
You're telling me that.
I'm dying.
Oh.
Oh, bears.
Oh.
Such friendly bears, dude.
See, they're like, yeah, they're like, yeah, so.
Yeah, that's the scene in the Revenant where.
Odio was wrestling with a huge otter.
Yeah, it was weird.
What's the last movie you saw?
The last movie I saw.
Not the 90s one.
Oh, the one for my video.
I watched a lot of your videos recently.
I need to fill time.
I just saw the new Knives Out movie, Glass Onion.
Have you guys seen that?
It was good.
Is it a wonderful thing?
Oh, really?
Glass Onion?
I haven't seen it.
Have you seen the original Knives Out?
Yeah, I saw it on Christmas Day a couple years ago.
Is that the one where it's like a choose your own murder mystery adventure with like Daniel Craig?
It does have Daniel Craig in it, yeah.
Yeah, and he has a southern accent.
Yeah.
It's like this.
This is like a sequel where it's like the same detective solving a different crime.
It's Daniel Craig.
Was he the first?
He was in the first one, right?
He was the detective of the far horn leghorn ass dude.
Detective Benoit Blanc, actually.
Sorry.
Oh, yeah, we saw that.
I think the last movie I watched was The Adam Project.
Brian Reynolds and Mark Ruffalo.
It's like a time travel movie.
It's pretty good.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it new?
I think it came out like, I think this year or like maybe last year.
It's pretty good.
I just watched, I finished the Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix.
I can't watch it.
Why?
I feel like I usually watch stuff at night and it'd be too scary for me.
Yeah, you think he's like, you know, they got him, right?
Spoiler reverse.
No, they got.
Yeah, but like, you know, that's gonna.
Yeah, I'm not, I know he's dead.
Yeah, he got killed in prison.
Right.
Why'd he go to jail?
Oh, man.
He seemed so nice in the first episode.
Yeah, he seemed like really.
He seen the trailer.
He seemed listening.
He seemed like a chill, dude.
Yeah.
Like his glasses.
I just like, it's like new creative ways to get murdered.
It's like, fuck.
Right.
It was tax evasion is why I went to the shop.
Oh, yeah.
So how they got him.
Yeah.
I mean, he also predominantly was.
I mean, he was going after gay man.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah, he was.
Yep.
It was, it was really good.
The Jeffrey Dahmer one.
I thought it was.
Did you watch it?
I thought it was too good.
You know what I mean?
Where it's like, God damn, bro, make this bad a little bit.
Assam was rooting for him.
Oh, my God.
Okay, no.
He's actually pretty chill.
Just like me for real.
Just misunderstood, am I?
He just, dude, he was very passionate about one thing, and he just pursued his passion.
It's kind of hypocritical.
You guys just shit on him.
He stuck to it, man.
Yeah.
He stuck to his guns.
But what I mean by that is like, it almost glamorized it a little bit.
You know what I mean?
I see why people were upset.
It was teetering for sure.
Didn't people say that about the Ted Bundy movie with Zach Efron?
Like everyone was fawning over Ted Bundy after that?
People.
Yeah.
I mean, that sort of was what the movie was about: was how like how the media like portrayed him as like a guy who's like, who's like hot?
Like, he's like a guy you wouldn't expect to do that.
So that's what the movie was kind of like.
Ted Bundy, kind of mid, like not very hot.
For a serial killer, he's hot.
I'm just saying that.
For a serial killer, he's hot.
I'm just saying, like, you got the unibrow and shit.
You know what I mean?
But I guess like I also think it was more 70s.
I think it was like a personality thing.
I think he was like charming.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Go on, dude.
Talk about how charming Ted Bundy was.
Well, that's how he did it, right?
He was like charming.
Somebody else say something.
I think he had care.
It was charisma.
Yeah, that's a lot of charisma.
Charisma, you know, and that's how he was able to pull it off.
I think I feel like it's the 70s.
So, like, you know, they didn't have TikTok back then.
So, what went on for Charismatic is probably just like, you know, he was just not immediately like, come here, Dame.
Right.
Time to get a smack.
Did you see the lawyer?
Why are they talking like that?
Was it the judge that gave him his sentencing?
What he said to him?
Like, he said, like, he, God, we should pull it up.
How, like, the judge was like, almost like a fan of him or something like that.
Was he like, I hate to do this because you seem like such a nice guy?
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah.
Or like, this is so disappointing.
You could have been a hell of a, yeah, complimented by, like, the judge compliments him in the sentencing.
Dude, people were.
He said, this is such a shame because you would have been a fine lawyer.
I like when people say, like, you know, Andrew Tate invented misogyny or they act like that.
But then you got judges back then who are like, listen, you're a fine kid.
So look at this.
He says, it's an utter tragedy for this court to see such a total waste of humanity.
I think, as I've experienced in this courtroom, you're a bright young man.
You'd make a good lawyer, and I would have loved to have you practice in front of me.
But you went another way, partner.
I don't feel any animosity towards you.
Any?
Yeah.
Rack up the kill count.
What's his kill?
Was between you and them.
Yeah, I don't want to give it.
Cool.
I love that.
Dude, you didn't have to Google Ted Bundy kill count.
What the fuck?
He Googled it like it was Call of Duty or something.
Ted Bundy high scores.
Kill ratio.
20 confirmed.
30 contested, 36 plus suspected.
Judge saw that and was like, you're a swell guy.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's nuts.
Who's your favorite serial killer?
I'm just kidding.
Ed Kemper.
Easy.
Wait, Jesus Christ.
I didn't know you had a favorite one.
Of course, Barack Obama.
Oh, shit.
That was good.
That's mine, too.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I feel like I don't know enough actual serial killer lore to build a favorite.
Right.
The Golden State Killer.
I'll pick that one.
That was a cop.
Out of all the killers, you chose the cop.
Oh, no.
Wow.
I was fucked up.
What about?
Listen, there's no animosity between me and him.
He was very methodical.
He did what he did.
I mean, he was never caught.
Cleaned up very well afterwards.
I understand.
No, back then, you could just do it.
You know what I mean?
They'd have to literally catch you in the act.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They would just keep killing him, too.
They just wouldn't.
It's kind of wild now that I think about it.
Like, no, I think people, police are still kind of incompetent.
Like, there was a murder that happened in Idaho.
Yeah.
Did they find him?
They just have no idea what it is.
It's weird.
Yeah.
There were four college kids.
They were murdered in Idaho.
Oh, right.
And the cops come out and they said there's no threat to the community.
And then the next day they're like, well, actually, there is a little bit of a threat to there might be a threat to the community.
As long as you're not a college student.
Yeah.
In fucking Moscow, Idaho.
So everybody's college town.
Yeah.
These fucking nerds.
Yeah, but they still haven't found the killer.
No.
I don't think so.
I've seen the first 48 to know that.
But like, it was.
Exactly.
It was.
Back then, shit was way easier, I feel like.
Yeah.
Simpler times, man.
Yeah.
Back when we get away.
I don't have any wits about them either.
They just would get in anybody's car and drive around with that.
Yeah.
I'm actually reading.
I'm reading a book.
It's called On the Road by Jack Kerouac.
Nerd.
I'm reading.
It's like a book.
You read books, huh?
It's actually the first book I've read in like five years, but read more than two books in a decade.
That's a flex.
Sorry.
I literally haven't read that many books.
But his whole, the whole story is about him traveling in the Great Depression and shit.
And it's like, he would just hitchhike everywhere, literally, like six.
Everyone he held down, like they just stopped and gave people rides.
Like that was before like serial killers.
Yeah, and I feel like now if you do that, it's like you're going to die.
You're dead.
You'll get murdered every time.
Yeah.
Every car.
Well, yeah.
And even if the person isn't a murderer, it's like they'll get, you get in their car and they're like, I have to kill you.
I got it.
I might as well.
I'm suspicious that you're a murderer, so they'll kill you on self-defense.
Exactly.
There is no way I'm picking up a hitchhiker.
Fuck.
There's just no shit.
I don't even like giving my friends rides.
Okay.
You know what?
My biggest fear is like being on a driving down a dark road in the middle of the night and somebody's like on the side of the road in distress.
I would not stop.
Because they could be faking it.
Exactly.
If that's your biggest fear, though.
What's one of my fears?
When I'm driving down, I feel like he has no fear other than that.
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When you're driving down like an old country road and then all of a sudden somebody's like waving in the distance.
Yeah.
It's like scary.
Fuck no.
Whatever happened.
I'll call it.
I'm hitting that person, bro.
Yeah.
If you're out in the front of my car.
Yeah.
Some sex, which is actually a really good segue.
Ooh, we're going to talk about sex.
That's my favorite topic.
But behind the paywall.
We arrived in 57 minutes on the first free part of the podcast.
We're going to fuck behind the paywall.
I'm going to fuck the paywall.
Where is this?
We're going to do it.
There's a vet tech coming in.
We're going to have a vet tech gangbang.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then they're going to finally tell us what's going on.
It's the only way to find out the truth.
And many more leaks and things of that nature, that variety.
Tell the people where they can find you.
Thank you so much for coming, guys.
Thanks for having us.
You can find me on YouTube, Danny Gonzalez.
Just search that.
You'll find me.
And you can also.
Oh, sorry.
Sort of.
You don't get to.
This is my co-host, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
My shit, man.
I'm also on YouTube.
Curtis Connor.
You can search that and you'll find me.
Thank you, gentlemen, for coming on my What about you, bro?
You want to fucking Austin Show.
You can find me on Twitch.
You can find me on Twitch at Austin Show.
Twitter, Austin Show, Austin.
Ah, fuck.
What is my Twitter?
Austin on Twitter and Mr. Austin Show.
And we're premiering Name Your Price with Assam Piker next to you.
You just gave like eight different Twitters, bro.
What?
You don't have to.
Austin on Twitter.
On Twitter.
Okay.
All right, everybody.
See you on the other side.
Patreon.com slash fear and I thought it was Virginia.
Are you asking me about Bemers?
Who said that?
What do you mean?
Well, no.
I'm being honest.
When I first saw it, I was like, God damn, there's a lot of crazy shit that's happening in Ohio.