Hasan, QTCinderella, and Atrioc dissect their "Fear End" podcast's non-political stance while joking about swallowing cum and mocking Ben Shapiro. They recount chaotic Las Vegas gambling losses using a "Train Rex" card and contrast Hasan's $50,000 Taylor Swift concert box purchase against tax-deductible business expenses under the Fair Tax Cuts Act. The trio debates real-life friendships versus online fame, compares creator spending to Ludwig's $60,000 Worlds investment, and speculates on global live-streaming bans, ultimately highlighting the absurdity of millionaires running Streamer Awards while creators feel broke. [Automatically generated summary]
What I was doing, I was also getting on the plane and being like, Atriarch, we're going to go up in the sky.
We're never going to come down.
We're going to be there forever and ever.
We're going to be in the sky forever and ever and ever and always be together.
He's saying everything.
Yeah.
It was great.
It wasn't great.
I'm a fun travel guy.
We traveled.
You're actually my boy.
You actually need to cover my ass.
I do appreciate that.
That's cool.
But where did you guys go recently?
Oh, ew.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Microparty.
Micro party thing.
Oh, okay.
It was like eight LA actors and we all flew six hours to do it in Philly.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I mean.
That's literally why Will wasn't here for one of the many weeks that he hasn't been here.
Do you want to know where your wife goes when she leaves the house?
No, I'm a cuck, dude.
I'm literally.
I'm also a bit of a whore.
Yeah, I'm just letting him trick himself out in the street.
Yeah.
Is that a good Will?
You're getting closer.
I'm getting closer.
That's the son.
Practice.
No, you got to be like, San.
I can't make it this weekend, dude.
I'm getting tricked out.
My XQC got really good.
There's a guy on TikTok who does an amazing XQC.
How does it go?
He's like, oh, dude.
Chat.
Do I stay?
You made me Italian.
You added like an Italian.
Italian Zoo.
Can someone just make that already Italian XQC?
My pasta.
50,000 viewers in Italy.
What?
What the fuck is the point of your podcast?
Yeah, actually, is it just a podcast?
We don't do any politics on it.
So it's just a safe zone.
It's literally, I mean, what the fuck is the point of the yard?
It's nothing.
Well, the nice thing is the yard has a theme.
You look at it and you're like, oh, it's a bunch of guys in a yard.
Fear and I'm like, is this a spooky podcast?
Listen, every single podcast, okay, every single podcast, ultimately, when you rip it down to its skeleton, is just a bunch of fucking narcissistic dudes talking to one another about dicks and shit.
Yes.
About dicks and farts.
Not whine about it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, it's not.
Where is this nigga women, please?
Because, yeah, and guess what happened?
How'd that go?
We didn't talk about dicks and cum, though.
You did all the time.
That's when I tuned in.
You captured my attention.
None of you have swallowed cum the way we have.
That's not true.
What?
That's good.
Tell him.
Tell him.
Okay.
My boy can explain everything.
Go on.
I'm listening.
No, I didn't swallow cum.
What's wrong with you?
What are you, homophobic dude?
What the swallow cum?
What is this guy?
I've told you.
He's problematic.
I told you he's problematic.
That's so messed up.
Oh, swallowing cum is political now.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
All right.
Atrioch Shapiro.
Sorry, we're not supposed to get political.
Yeah.
No, I mean, you can get a little bit.
Shapiro pro or anti-swallowing cum.
I think he's definitely anti-anything that's like fun for either party involved is Ben Shapiro is going to be.
I mean, he's pro-life, and it does start with the semen.
Yeah, someone's got to go somewhere.
Oh, yeah.
I wonder if Ben Shapiro's ever gotten a blowjob.
Yeah.
You think he'd start crying when it happened?
He's like, no, Is this too good?
Hypothetically speaking, I like this a lot.
Yeah.
The tongue is too much.
No, it just like, there's no way he just lives life.
His life is so mid.
That's the only way to describe it.
Like, he just seems like a very regimented, very boring guy.
Yeah, it is funny when your brand is to be a mid-guy that sucks.
And it's like, well, what do you like really, though?
And it's like, oh, let me tell you.
Yeah.
I'm just more mid, but also at the same time, he plays like the violin, I think.
Well, people, I've heard from people that he's like actually kind of chill to hang out with, which I don't believe.
I feel like that's...
I feel that Ben Shapiro's kind of chill to hang out with.
Yeah, like I. He's so interesting.
I forget who the fuck told me, but like, I guess like when he gets loose.
Oh, wow.
So he becomes like a normal person.
I guess, so your expectation is so low of him from seeing him on his show that you're like, there's no way this dude's going to like even be funny.
Yeah.
He's like, you know what?
Hey, blowjobs are all right, man.
Ah, you guys are cool.
He's like, I got to catch my flight, though.
I got to catch my flight.
Pretty good.
I like blowjobs too.
Yeah.
Well, no, wait, wait, hold on.
The yard.
Let me tell you about podcasts.
Yes, but let's zoom out.
I want to know the purpose of your pockets in general because the purpose of the yard was for Ludwig to get his friends money.
That was it.
And also, we had talked about it way before he even blew up.
We were like, we live together.
We started a podcast because we're fucking, you know, white males.
And so we did.
We had to double that.
They are.
They are all white.
Yeah.
We are white males.
Really cool.
Italian.
Well, I'm German.
Do not do erasure.
Do not do erasure.
He's a POC.
He is a PC.
He's both bald and Italian.
That's two.
Yeah.
He's making a lot of baldness.
Disability activists and a person of color.
Come on.
That would hurt.
No.
And so, so that was the point.
But for you guys, is it just literally, this is what you do?
And so we do it.
Or is there, is there love here?
Do you have love for the game?
Yeah.
I mean, I love talking.
That's my favorite thing.
That's real shit.
Well, for me.
You actually must love it.
Listen, it's fucking good.
Dude, I have two podcasts.
Yeah, I have this, and then I have leftovers with Ethan and then even Klein.
And then I, yeah, I love, I love talking.
I don't get it.
I actually don't.
I wanted to ask you on this podcast, what motivates you to do that?
I just, I love it straight up.
There is literally no reason for me to do this much.
Then when I tune into your stream, you're not in, it doesn't look like you're enjoying it.
No, I enjoy it.
He loves it.
I love it.
You love it?
I love it so much.
I asked him when I was here, we were doing YLYL.
I asked him on stream, and I remember this.
Every time I like watch us on or whatever, like it'll pop up, I think about this moment.
So I was like, well, what are you going to miss when society collapses?
And he's like, this.
That's fucking cool.
And I was like, that's so sweet.
And then I'm like, and then I looked at the chat, just scrolling, and it's like, it's you guys.
Yeah, his chat is also very sweet.
I mean, there's some murders.
Not to me.
Not to me.
They're not.
They're very sweet.
Yeah, they're sweet to you.
They love it.
I only say this on the pod because I listen and then they come and they drop their prize.
Yeah, they're so I love them.
They're community.
No, they are.
They're very nice.
They're definitely very nice.
Like, I, but they're nice because I fucking scream at them all the time.
Otherwise, like 30,000 fucking children and adults that behave like children, you're never going to get them to behave normally unless you yell at them all the time, which is what I do.
But yeah, no, I love it.
I think that it is, it's perfect for me.
Like, I have a sense of community.
I have a sense of purpose.
I get a lot of fulfillment out of it.
Have you ever thought of just joining the church?
What?
No.
That's a good clever relationship.
We should just go to church.
We're just talking about Jesus Christ, our Lord.
So, anyway, let me tell you about the Church of Latter-day Saints.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, they just patched it recently.
We did.
We got a new patch.
I shouldn't say we.
Well, the gays are okay now.
Yeah.
It's a big deal.
I got to say, can you re-roll into gay, or do you have to, like, is there like a gay like quartermaster and you have to like spend your LDS points?
I think, I think it depends on if you went to BYU or not.
Yeah, yeah.
The BYU quartermaster says it's okay.
No, yeah.
They just say okay.
It's like okay now, except for it's like not okay, but it's like okay.
It's very, it's very nuanced.
It's like you can be gay, but we'll judge the fuck out of you, but you can be gay and we say we won't judge the fuck out of you.
And this was the this was the pope.
That's how the Mormon Pope.
The Mormon Pope.
His name is Neil.
In Mormonism, you have a prophet.
Okay.
It was a really fun conversation one time with my sister and I.
We were driving to Colorado for a Taylor Swift concert, of course.
Of course.
And we're in the car.
Mormon Prophet Nuance00:16:05
And I was like, sister, don't you think it's interesting that the prophet always seems to be like based off of tenure and seniority?
And she's like, no, he's chosen by God.
I'm like, God loves the oldest, whitest man in the room.
I'm like, that's so strange.
I was like, that's interesting.
And she's like, why would they do it if they don't get paid?
Why would they serve the Lord?
And I was like, number one, they do get paid.
And also, and being remembered forever and everything a white man wants.
It's kind of like the screaming of God.
It is.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not.
It's either the prophet of the Mormon church or Hassan.
Well, for me, it's like, I'm the prophet of vibes.
That's it.
That's it.
I just, you know.
Prophet of vibes.
No, I am.
I just like, I just like to have fun and talk about the news and then have fun.
That's it.
What are you the prophet of?
Besides watching community season.
Lying, dude.
Lying, which is why you want to talk to you.
Because marketing is a bad person.
That's what it is.
It's quite literally built on lies.
The entire purpose of marketing is a lie.
Yes.
No.
100%.
What if one product is better than the other?
And you say that it is.
Sorry.
I didn't even mean to do that.
Oh, my God.
I can't counter that amazing artist.
The only, yeah, that was awesome.
You fucking owned him.
He's a good point of mine.
Demolished.
Yeah.
No, wrong.
Yeah, no.
I mean, it is.
Okay.
It's about can you actually expand on that?
Yeah, I feel like he's trying to razz him, which is fun.
On your side right now.
I don't.
It can be a lie, like anything, but it doesn't have to be.
I think for the most part, it's like it's about creating demand where there is none.
That's a successful marketing campaign.
I have one pair of sweatpants, no matter what.
And then this one says it's cooler and it makes you feel cooler and you like it more.
Yeah, you're not buying it for utility.
All of a sudden, you're buying it because you're creating it.
Well, you like it more because there's that brand.
Because the marketing is happier with the manipulation.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, we are all selling some form of evil, right?
True.
You're selling the idea of having a friend in the screen.
You're selling the idea of being intelligent to college kids.
My toes on OnlyFans.
Right.
What do I sell?
Well, I don't take part in this.
What?
What?
Yeah, you do.
You guys do the worst version of that.
You're literally offline.
You fake like you're above it.
You are offline.
You are offline TV for like kids that luckily are not becoming school shooters because they talk to me.
I like it.
I like where he's going.
I just need you to back it up.
One sentence and I'm on board.
Okay, you are offline TV for like the slightly different like Ludwig universe where you guys are having friendships on camera and they're a part of it.
They're like, oh, these are my friends.
I don't know how you're around.
Okay.
So I used to watch One Direction and I'm like, I can be their friend.
You're like that, but for not white girls probably.
And then Slime undercuts that every time he tweets.
He's like, do not look at me.
Do not write at me.
Do not do not.
I do not like it.
I have to.
I have to do it to sleep at night because I truly believe that.
But I'm also taking a bite of the cookie machine.
Yeah, you are.
So it's like Ludwig has said, I get to have it all because I get to be evil and tell people that I don't fucking want to talk to them, which is true, but I also get to benefit from the system.
And I'm like, yeah, bitch, I figured it out.
Exactly.
I'm the GOAT.
And yet here we are.
Here we are shitting on Atriok.
Amen.
Yeah, here we are shooting on him and stuff.
Oh, you call me a piece of shit.
Please talk to the mic.
That's why I call you.
The first day I met you.
I don't even remember.
I don't even remember what it was for.
It was because he saw me checking my YouTube status.
I started before that, though.
No, that was like on that dinner.
There was a couple things that happened before that led to that moment where I was just like, Edge's a bad guy.
Wow.
That's like Christmas for me, you guys.
I have no idea.
I don't even remember what it was.
I remember the dinner vividly, and it was him and Ms. Kiff arguing about who had higher viewership.
Oh, it was like, I have 30K.
I have 31K.
And I was like, I think we all know who won that value.
I didn't want to deal with it, bro.
And then I'm checking my YouTube when he comes over and goes, I love that he's like lying.
He's a bad guy.
He's like, I didn't want to deal with it.
He said, that's why he left.
No, you have to pee, dog.
Fine.
At the same time, it's like a shit.
What was this dinner for?
What was it after?
AnimeCon, I think.
Oh, yeah, because you were all weeped up.
Yeah.
That was actually.
I mean, it was great.
So what turned you around on A-track?
Or is that not happening?
Oh, no, it's not even real.
I'm just far off.
I don't actually think he's a bad guy.
See, that's the difference.
That's the difference.
When I say I don't like someone, I fucking mean it, especially on the mic, bro.
No, I mean, okay, there's like actual people that I don't like, which I'm very open about, but I'm just like fucking with them when I say he's a bad guy.
I was just hoping that nothing had changed.
I love the Raz you.
You're fun to Raz.
I appreciate that.
If you didn't have so much fun, you know, getting told the trigger phrase on an airplane, I wouldn't do it.
But I want you to know that.
You never got me a 4090, which is also another reason why you're a bad guy.
You didn't give me one, but I'm actually kind of pissed.
I have one.
Shouts out to Starforge Systems, not an ad.
Wow, that's what I looked at.
They know where their bread's buttered.
Yeah, they were like, we'll just send you one.
Starforge DM me.
Sent you a fucking palette that you had to get a forklift to open it with.
Dude.
So big.
I mean, like the MPS5.
It is insane.
It is insanely large.
It's entirely too large.
They need to, because of how large it is, they need to now make new motherboards and new cases, I think, like in the future.
Yeah, it's too cheap.
Because it takes up too many slots on the motherboard.
Like, I can't use multiple multiple capture cards.
Cutie's about to say that it's an issue also of PCI E-lanes, which, you know, X24 with an Intel system, it's not going to be enough eventually, right, Cutie?
Apparently, it's also lighting on fire.
You can say that as well.
Yeah.
Well, it's not.
Say that.
Well, it's cool.
You don't work there anymore, bro.
Let your nuts hang.
Yeah, but he's still got stock, probably.
You didn't tell us?
I got some stock.
4090.
I just bought stock and diabetes meta.
Go fuck yourself, actually.
You did?
Wait, fuck this bitch right here.
What is this podcast?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Every once in a while.
Four hours of sleep, bro.
I'm fucking.
Every once in a while, I go into my Robin Hood and I look at my fucking Amazon stock that this motherfucker told me to buy.
He was like, he was like, he's wearing an Enron.
I know.
He's like, buy it.
It's only going up.
And I'm like, okay.
This is so not what I said.
This is the most uncharitable.
What else did he say?
He said, I have some insider information.
He said those words.
It was very weird.
Get into FTX early.
I said a whole.
I said, get into Doge, FTX, and fucking whatever you want to motivate.
So I get my Amazon stock.
When he encourages me to do so.
Bro, she came to me and said, all I'm doing is buying Coco.
I'm going to get some chairs like a 98-year-old.
No, bitch.
Yeah, like Warren Buffett.
And I was like, well, that's kind of like an old person thing.
Maybe buy something else.
That's all I said.
Is Warren Buffett not happy?
And he's also really rich and also goes way up.
So I was dead wrong.
Yeah, you were.
Yeah.
Do you see that number?
Yeah.
Okay.
I've lost a thousand dollars.
Cinderella.
Yeah.
That's shit pretty.
That's a lot of money.
I streamed yesterday.
That's more than that.
This is why I do not participate in the stock market.
What?
No.
You guys should just gamble at the casino.
It's way more cool.
You want to talk about gambling losses?
Yeah, I would love to.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's talk about gambling.
I just got back from Vegas.
I heard you went up.
So first, yeah, I did.
I did.
Let me tell you.
So when I go, I go with a host, right?
So like there's the expectation that I have to gamble an amount of money that at least he's giving me for free in comps.
Like that's the way I think about it.
And like I min-max it, though.
So like everything I touch, I'm immediately giving my, putting my card down, like my casino card down.
You know what I mean?
Gold member, not a big deal.
He just keeps flexing.
No, no, no.
It's not even a flex.
Wait, first of all, it's not even a flex.
I have lost so much more money than you will ever lose gambling, and I still don't have the host.
Yeah, well, it's the flex, it's not even a flex streets, bro.
It's not even a flex because it's like, I am, I'm like literally min-maxing.
Like, I'll be like, should I do $25 hand blackjack?
Like, what, where can I sit the longest on a table and have the camera fucking see me playing?
Yeah.
So it looks like I'm like trying to lose money at least, but failing to do so.
You know what I mean?
So I do that.
And usually I'll be like, okay, this trip, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm getting $5,000 worth of like entertainment, food, all this shit.
So I'm going to spend $5,000.
Like, that's the way I see it.
My parents had never been to Vegas.
I brought them, you know, we got a nice little suite and all this shit.
You know what I mean?
You know, car service, yada, yada.
He's like really pulling out all the stops.
Yeah.
My voters know.
They're like literally there, by the way.
They can hear us.
Ruth screaming.
Yeah.
They've never fucking screamed.
No, they want, they want parent shit.
Like they wanted to see Cirque du Soleil.
So we went to the O-Show and, you know, massages and many.
I don't think anything Cirque.
No, there's like sexy.
There's a Cirque du Soleil where they get next to him.
I don't think so.
Also, that would be.
I'm red, man.
That would be impressive.
No, stop, dude.
He's Turkish.
What are you doing?
Dad, if you got hard.
No, you're not doing that.
He's going to the bathroom and pretending.
That's insane.
If we push him, he'll do it.
But I thought there was a Cirque de Sole where they're naked and their genitals break.
My dad is a college professor, like who is Turkish and does not speak English deliberately.
Deliberately.
Okay, anyway.
What was his name?
That was insane.
Close that door too, please.
Man.
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
He ruined it.
Anyway, so we did like spa, you know, that sort of stuff.
Like, just a basic like package, you know, nice dinner.
He loved the show.
Oh, okay.
Good.
Thank you for clarifying.
Yeah.
He was stiff.
But I went in with that with the idea that I'm going to spend like five grand.
You know what I'm going to spend like five grand over the course of the entire weekend.
And then I didn't.
I took out a thousand the first night.
I gambled.
I won.
I was up.
And then I lost all of it the second day.
So I took 2,000 other extra dollars.
I was like, all right.
Second barrel.
You know, just, you know, I'm burning through it.
Like, that's my goal.
Right.
And then I had never played sloths before.
Nice.
And Valkyrie and Abe were like, we'll teach you how to play sloths.
There's no teaching how to play slots.
No, no, no, no.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
So apparently, foolish button doesn't know.
There's a button.
First of all, no one's fucking pulling the lever.
It's not 1935.
Okay.
You're being 10 years.
There's a button and there's a lot of colors and there's a lot of cool graphics.
Now, there is a vibe to it.
Like you need to, you need to know which slot bangs.
He's a proper vibe so he would know.
Yeah.
Which apparently I am.
I'm really bad at gambling.
I lose all the time.
Like I will literally fucking melt on the blackjack table.
Like I play the book.
Doesn't matter.
I'm always like, the dealer will show like a two and then hit a 21 with like eight cards.
Like I don't know how the fuck it happens, but it always happens to me.
So I lost a bunch of money on blackjack.
Whatever.
I go to the slots.
I'm like, let's do it.
So Valkyrie sits down at one of the slot machines that says, this is the one because there's a big goldfish on it.
Like it's about to explode.
And when it explodes, you hit like the jackpot or whatever, right?
And then I, and then I'm like, okay.
What are you fucking, what are you whinging at me for?
I thought I was telling a story about the magic of gambling.
You're being an asshole.
All right, continue.
Because you lost your $6,000.
So I sat down.
I had my, I don't know where my wallet is, but I'll show you guys in a second.
I have my special card that I will show you in a brief moment that gave me all the luck that I needed.
You will appreciate this.
So I sat down next to her and she's like, that's not the right machine.
Like, this is the right machine.
I'm like, who cares?
Like, whatever.
I'm fucking learning how to gamble on a slot machine.
Boom.
I start playing.
I hit the jackpot on the first one.
It's like, not that much.
It was like 600.
It was like one of the minor jackpots.
But first button, you hit a jackpot?
No, I just like I juiced it a little bit.
I juiced it a little bit.
I pulled out my card.
Boom.
I hit it like $600.
Okay.
Clean.
Then she got cleaned out on the machine with the big goldfish that had not exploded yet.
I'm like, you're not doing it right.
Because now I'm like feeling it.
Yeah, I'm like, you're not doing it right.
Get up.
The picture.
Yeah, I get, get up.
I'm so sorry, sir.
How do I clean the dishes?
I sit down.
I sit down.
I smack it a couple times, pull the fucking secret sauce.
I got to show you guys the card holder.
Secret sauce.
You don't understand.
I keep hearing smack it down in secret sauce.
Yeah.
They mean different things to me.
And I was down playing blackjack and someone told a story about winning slots and other strategy.
I would kill myself.
No.
Because slots are like.
I do have something.
The special card.
Let me see.
Wow.
Flip it.
Don't get it twisted.
Where did you get this?
Someone gave it to me at TwitchCon.
I carried in my wallet every year, everywhere I go.
Show it.
Show it to the camera, please.
You will do all of that.
He's not gambling.
It's a Train Rex card that has two sides.
Speaking of, he announced his platform today.
Did you guys see that?
Congratulations.
I did not know that.
You need to talk about it.
I will be getting it twisted.
Which I did.
I literally put the card down.
Here's what I do.
I have a so I'm Turkish.
I have a lot of rituals.
Okay.
I believe in a lot of bullshit.
Yeah.
I'm very superstitious.
I took the get it twisted.
I took the get it twisted card down.
I put it on the play button.
I smack it.
Oh my god.
$1,500.
Wow.
Cashed out.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
I've never seen that on slots.
Yeah.
No.
Apparently, everybody wins it big on slots.
I'm literally doing XQC and Train Rex right now.
Yeah.
But for free instead of like a fat $30 million contract.
It's very good.
Definitely gamble.
Oh, man.
I will say, I am probably the most pure train watcher here.
I have watched so many slots.
It's fucking crazy.
Anubis fucked him so bad.
And I just want to put that out there because like somebody, when you're a real fucking gambler, and I have don't, obviously I've never gambled near the amount he has, but like there's something just like about watching the ride and you're like, yeah, I've been where he is at.
You know what I mean?
You think you're the same.
It's very, it's like parasocial gambling.
It's actually crazy.
And I can see it all happen.
You are one of the frogs.
I am one of the frogs.
You're also a degenerate gambler, aren't you?
You're a cheap gambler.
Yeah.
But I'm just saying, you don't really know until you know.
But you're kind of glamorizing it right now.
Yeah, you see.
You're talking about it, like it's wistful and cool.
It's more like you have to cope with the idea that you're in a club of misery to be able to not think about the bad times.
That's what I'm doing.
Like League of Legends.
In order to double down on the fun when you're playing Blackjack, always, if you double down, ask for a face-down card.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's fucking so much fun.
That's easy.
Yep.
Because if they also, they'll tease it sometimes.
Oh, I hate when the dealer slow rolls their card because it's like, if it's like an 11, you know, they need a 10 to hit 21 and destroy you.
Gambling Inequality Reality00:02:54
And they're like, oh, you're a big baccarat.
Stop it.
No.
It's too confusing.
I don't know what's going on.
It's just like weird.
No, it's not.
You sit there and it's like, oh, it's the flugel dorp.
Like, if it gets to the flugel dorp or the fluge or flirt?
Yeah, if it gets to the methuselah, then you win.
And it's like everyone's like screaming.
I'm like, what the fuck's going on?
The cool thing about Background is you can tear the cards.
If you're high limit, if you're playing for big money and you don't like your card, you can just rip it up.
That is so bad.
It's actually, it's awesome.
That's so weird.
I don't understand it.
That's just the rule of it.
Yeah, for that reason, you play high limit for that reason alone.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really fun.
I played high limit.
I played two rounds next to Tony at the high limit table.
Blackjack immediately lost $1,000 on two $500 hands.
I was like, I'm never doing that again.
That's done.
And then I won a bunch of money on slots.
I can't be going on slots.
That's like the worst thing.
So I ended up, I counted all the money by the end of it.
I literally made back, like lost and made back $3,000.
Wow.
Plus the amount of money that I had spent to just withdraw the money.
It was almost perfect.
And then I also found $100 at the airport parking lot.
That is actually crazy because no one, that doesn't happen to real people.
The rich get richer.
Yeah.
No.
It was an insane experience.
Wealth inequality in America is out of control.
Does it say okay?
Say the United States of the movies or something.
I see this level of inequality.
It chokes me up.
I got in the range of the withdrawal amount.
Like literally.
You don't believe me.
So there's something.
Well, there's something called a marker.
Do you know about this?
What is that?
It's a casino marker.
It's basically like a no-interest loan that the casino can give you.
And if you're like a big deal or you have a lot of money, you can apply for it.
Like a credit line.
It's a credit line.
Yeah.
But I only found out about this because Ludwig put me onto it when we were in Vegas doing the Smash tournament.
Oh, no.
It's a bad look, dude.
But I'm not going to ask you for a $20,000 marker as I recall.
Yeah.
Well, if you have the money, if you have the money, it's a more expedient process to pull out.
Instead of going to the cashier and like the cashier also charges you like an insane percentage.
Like if you're if you're withdrawing like 10 grand, they take like 200.
Yeah, or the alternative is going to the bank and I went to the bank last time I went there.
Yeah.
Really?
And then you got to like have a briefcase like handcuffed yourself.
Yeah, which is why, which is why what most degenerate gamblers or people who have hosts and shit will do is just get a line of credit and then you just pay it at the end of it.
And if you don't immediately kill you, which is kind of cool.
Or when you're XUC and you forget to pay it down.
And then my host is texting me like, bro, what the fuck's going on?
Oh, gosh, that's miserable.
A month in advance.
While I was talking to him at Juiced, he was saying he had like 100 grand in parlay bets on League of Legends matches that he doesn't watch.
Twitch Hall Pass Logic00:15:33
Yeah.
Yeah.
My dad was the one.
The hardest thing I've ever.
My dad was a sports gambler.
A lot of times you don't sweat the games, especially if it's a parlay because it's like nine games.
What the fuck are you going to do?
Yeah, it's just like he's got all these.
I don't even know how to bet on League of Legends games.
I actually tried one time.
Neither do most of the people that are doing it.
I feel like he doesn't know how to just text a guy and then a guy does 19 bets.
I text a guy.
I couldn't text a guy.
Well, the first time I went down to Vegas for League of Legends, I was in a tram and I saw the coach of CLG.
And I said, this is when Wild Turtle, no, no, no, Immortals, Immortals.
Sorry.
This is when Immortals was like huge.
It was their year.
And we're in the tram and I see the coach of Immortals and I'm like, oh my God, I'm such a fan of Wild Turtle.
That's what I said to him.
I was like, so like kind of fangirling over the idea that he's associated with Wild Turtle.
And he goes, oh, Wild Turtle has a girlfriend that's way hotter than you.
And I went, what the fuck?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
That was insane.
Yeah.
And then I was like, all right, well, I'm a fan of TSM anyway.
Like, it was like my dick.
And you were like, well, do I still have a shot?
Like, what's up?
Okay.
That is unreal.
And that insane.
That was my experience with trying to bet on League of Legends.
Because the reason I was in that tram is we were going over to Luxor because we thought Luxor might have sports books.
Pitty was saving you from rising money by being a total.
I was like, you saw the future.
I was vindicated later when there was like one of those riot after parties.
It wasn't like just open to the public.
And we're there and it's at this arcade bar.
And he walks in and has no friends.
And I was like, maybe you were nice to me on the tram.
This was before I ever streamed or anything, but I was like, he like did that thing like that.
It was, I was like, shit in his pants.
Yeah, he literally shits himself right there.
He's got headgear now for some reason.
You're like, oh.
Bro, in a fucking esports tournament after party, you got no friends.
That's like depths of hell.
That's crazy.
Like, you couldn't make friends in the biggest goober squad.
Like, that's insane.
Yeah, you really just have to go up and be like, hey, I like in a Super Mario.
Yeah.
You're like, hey, you play Katarina.
The person that you're going to talk to has the same level of neurodivergence as you at an event like that.
Like, there's no shock.
The bar is low.
Yeah.
That was the first time I ever gave, well, second time in my whole life, I gave someone my number.
At a party?
Did they hit you back?
Bjerksen.
You're kidding me.
God damn.
When was this?
He's hot.
He's a good looking guy.
No, she, she's, the lore is crazy.
The lore is insane.
You gave him your number?
Did he hit you back?
No, he didn't hit me back.
It was crazy because this is why I actually had a boyfriend at the time.
And my boy.
No, Listen, I was at, no, I went to the games with a sign that was like, my boyfriend's in plat, but the love of my life is in masters.
And it was like, oh, that's so much worse.
Boyfriend was a bit of a cuck in the way that.
What are you doing?
Stop!
What are you laughing about?
No, You aren't making it any better.
You guys don't understand it.
You're laughing, but he's a cuck.
No, not actually.
It was more of like a Gamba to see if, like, because, okay.
To see if Bergson would fuck you.
No!
No, I was standing with Berger.
No.
No, because I would never go that far.
Of course.
Okay.
I'll let you finish, but I gotta say, I don't forecast this.
No, it's good.
It's good.
It's good to end.
No, you misread this.
You misread this.
So it was like, okay.
So like.
You misread this.
This is bad.
It makes it worse because we know this person.
I'm bold.
I'm bold with this guy.
He's in my book club.
Yeah.
That's a bond.
You're bold with a man.
But anyway, so, you know, everyone has a hall pass, right?
And usually your hall pass is unobtainable.
And my hall pass back then was very unobtainable.
It was Bjerkson.
Sure.
And we were in.
Esports is never.
That's why I'm like, whenever people say, like, oh, like, if you pick like a Twitch streamer as your hall pass, like, you're just trying to cheat on your, this is just a nerd.
Like, yeah.
He was like a celebrity to me.
You speak 14 hours a day.
It's not really.
Yeah.
It's not like, you know, I get what you're saying.
It's not Leonardo DiCaprio.
DiCaprio.
And so, so I'm with my boyfriend, whatever, and he's my hall pass.
And he was like, give him your number and let's see if he'll text you back.
And I was like, okay, yeah.
So he was like egging me on.
I will never.
He was like, can't wait to watch.
No.
And so then I gave him my number.
What did he think?
Like, transity probably, like, he fucks you and then he gets better at it.
I would never fuck him.
I would never fuck him.
That's the weirdest thing.
I think that is a sign of a healthy relationship.
It was just a fun little game.
Yeah, he was very confident.
Well, he was confident Bjorks wanted to text me back.
So how did this work?
Like, you just walked up to him and you were like, hey.
Well, no, then it was a TSM meet and greet.
You gave him your number at a meeting greet?
So you waited online.
Yeah, guys.
I'm cringe.
Is this you?
Oh, my God.
Are we surprised?
Yes.
So you had like 30 seconds of FaceTime with him and you were like.
No, no, I had it pre-written because I was with my boyfriend in line for like an hour.
And he was there too?
I'm great.
As someone who's been on the receiving end of this experience that she's describing, it would never work in a million years.
I know.
Okay, everybody, it was great.
What did he do?
He looked at it and go, oh.
So this is your boyfriend?
Is that your boyfriend right here?
No, I just, I don't remember what I did exactly, but it was Double Lift and Bjorksen.
And I was like, can I, I was like, can I get in between you two for the picture?
You're my favorite.
Because they were my favorite.
Double lift is whatever.
And so I get in between them and I have the paper and I go, and this is for you.
And I give it to him.
And he didn't even look at it.
He was like, thanks.
And he like put it in his pocket.
And then I was like, surely we're going to get married.
Wow.
Surely that's where this goes.
Was he dating someone at the time?
Did we know?
I don't think so.
I mean, most people kept their relationships private, but I actually do think he was, but I don't know.
Have you interacted with Bjorksen since then?
Yeah, you were on TSA.
He's in the book.
He's in my book club.
Can he read?
League of Legends.
League of Legends.
Yeah.
No, it was a very weird first interaction.
Just because it was like meeting a celebrity to me.
And it took me a while to realize that he's a human and not this platform person.
Yeah, everyone kind of goes through that, I think, or most of the time, especially with Twitch gamers because they're more accessible.
Yeah.
And this happens every time someone DMs me something stupid and I say, please never talk to me again.
They go, oh, holy shit.
Oops.
And I'm not even like a big deal, but it's like that reality check I think is important for a lot of people.
Yeah.
I had it with Mango.
I like that.
I like that everyone else usually is like super kind to people to be like, I'm a real human being.
Your example is.
You're the exact opposite.
You're like, no, fucking kill yourself.
No, no, no.
I hold back on that one usually.
Oh my God.
But yeah.
Let it rip on a child that's messaged you, hey, I'm a big fan of the person.
No, I have not done that.
That's what I'm asking you.
I'm asking you.
No, I haven't.
I thought you said you have.
It's like a college freshman Ludbud.
You know what I mean?
He's got the mogul.
He's got the mogul merch on.
He's like, oh my God, I'm going to send.
It's more recently.
People message me and they'll be like, yo, do you have any recommendations for like, I don't know, some sort of computer part?
And I'm like, bro, I'm not fucking Google.
Because I talk about how I like computers on the podcast.
Yeah, but I think it's important for me to be like, hey, I am so asking you for computer part recommendations.
We're friends.
And also, I posted you last time.
I feel bad about that.
That's true.
It's just about playing video games with people.
Why?
Because I tilt really bad.
It's scheduled.
It's like, it's a playing group activity.
Cutie knows that.
Yeah, playing group activities.
With me, it's not scheduled.
It's literally last second.
It's more like you were like, do you want to play Valorant sometime?
And I was like, because then it's like, I forgot about it.
So don't worry.
That's fucking great.
Same thing.
That's a vibes.
Same shit.
But what I'm saying is it's more about explaining to someone that I guess in a long form way, I'm trying to tell them to seek out true and real friendships to enrich their lives and not people that they see on the internet.
Because I think that's dumb.
Maybe you're their cutie dude.
Maybe you'll be in their book club.
I also think that's dumb because I have like not low self-esteem, but I don't think I've made it to a point where I deserve to be like someone's Bjorksen, right?
Bjorksen's a world-class gamer.
I fart, right?
It's not.
You fart well.
You fart very well.
You're the Bjorksen of farts, dude.
You have been saying that.
You're fucking fart coaching, people.
Kidlane farting?
Chisling farting.
Yeah, no, we'll keep gassing you up, dude.
You got that.
I think it is like a surreal experience.
Like, even Double Lift now, I consider a friend, and he sent me a very nice message for Thanksgiving.
You were super league pilled, huh?
I was league pilled.
Yeah, no, that was that tracks.
You fucking weirdo.
I'm a cutie pie, is why I have cutie in my name.
Really?
Wow.
That is one person, like, okay, Bierkson and Double Lift were hard to be normal around, and now I can, now I genuinely like spending time with them.
I consider them friends, but I'm a kitty pie.
I don't think I could ever have a conversation with him.
You freaked out.
It's too much.
Yeah.
It's too much.
The most unwatched Gamer League nerd.
What?
Like, you are so weird.
Oh, my God.
The Mormon Church fucked you up.
You think?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
But you also skew extremely normie because you have a Taylor Swift at your shoes.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah.
Yeah, she does.
It's like the most acceptable six standom.
Yeah, right.
And you can be in.
I bought a box for Taylor Swift's concert.
What does that mean?
Are you going to kill her?
That's some slime shit.
What the fuck?
No, I instead of it.
I'm just going to put her in this box forever.
And we'll be together.
Taylor in the sky.
And the trigger phrase is trouble.
No, instead of, I've been saving up for a car.
And instead of buying a car, I bought a box at her concert.
Oh, a box.
Oh, a box.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
So how much was that?
50,000.
No way.
God.
Bro, you're like that.
That chick on Taylor.
You bought a 50 grand Taylor Swift box.
Yeah, but like, please tell me you make content out of that.
I'll make a vlog and it'll be cool.
No.
Yeah, but I'm going to take my family and friends.
You are like the anti-mogul.
Like, that is the least mogul move thing I've ever heard.
Ludwig did it for worlds.
Yeah, Ludwig did it for worlds.
Ludwig has never vlogged.
Ludwig has never lost like more than 10 grand without making a YouTube video about it, I think.
Yeah, he's pretty good at turning it around.
Yeah, it'll be a story.
He's like, oh, here's where I got scammed out of 50 grand.
Here's how I got scammed out of 200 grand.
Two vlogs.
You could.
You could do it one half of a vlog and then the other.
Yeah, two vlogs.
Yeah.
The problem is that I don't think you are properly expensing these things.
And that's so dumb.
Well, no.
It is on, it's from the business account because I'm in making a vlog.
So this is actually a Trump deal.
You would think, and I'm sorry, I'm going to get political here.
You would think Trump would not do this.
But in 2018, it was the fucking Fair Tax Cuts Act or some shit.
Basically, entertainments and meals expenses are no longer able to be deducted as business expenses.
So that's unfortunate.
So yeah, you can't do it no matter what, even if you use company money.
Which is ironic.
Finally, gone too far.
No, his own, like, the tax thing that's happening right now with the Trump organization is literally almost related to that, too.
Like part of it is.
Yes.
Because his employee was being compensated off the books, basically, including meals and things that are deductible.
But look it up.
I don't want to know what it is.
His employee was his employee, I think, was like being compensated with furniture and shit like that.
But not much.
So that it was not taxable.
Oh, that's so interesting.
It was like, yeah, or like, I think they got him into a business.
I'll pay my editors, dude.
Yeah.
Here's a cow.
Okay, well, you're going to jail.
Tax.
That's so interesting.
Yeah.
So even if you could sort of game it, like it's the IRS says, no, sorry.
Family.
Guys, I'm making a really cool vlog out of it.
It's 50,000.
And I'm sure this is a significant thing.
I don't need a car.
Yes, sir.
You can't.
That is a flag on that transaction.
Yeah, I feel great about it.
When recently, next August.
Oh, my God.
Next slide.
You bought it ahead of time.
Do you get to meet her?
No.
Okay.
You spent 50 grand and you didn't get to fucking meet Taylor Swift?
No.
What?
Why are you guys surprised?
Ludwig spent what?
Like 60 grand on worlds?
Yeah, you're right.
We couldn't even watch the game.
You could go watch the game in those seats.
Wait, he spent 60 grand on worlds?
About, yeah.
That's crazy.
He makes too much money.
Yeah, let's divert my problems.
Yeah, what the fuck?
He's weird.
Bro, if I did some shit like that, I would get blasted.
Do you think you've painted yourself into a corner where you just can't spend like a crazy animal?
I mean, I just don't give a shit.
I still buy stuff all the time.
You can just power through.
But you'll get shit for it while when Ludwig does it, it's Leb Mogul Moon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's kind of no matter what happens, like, even though it's not outside of my worldview to make like lavish, extravagant payments for things that you enjoy, because I don't give a shit.
You know what I mean?
I'm like, everyone should be able to do this.
People still are like, they'll use it.
They'll weaponize everything I do, though.
Yeah.
It's more so just, again, not to use this word today, but vibes.
It's literally just...
No, it is.
It is.
It's like the charity.
No, the charitability of like even a political commentator and like how their behavior will be received is oftentimes just pure aesthetics, pure branding.
Like there was a time when I don't know why this happens, but there were a lot of people who are like on left Twitter, worst people on the planet, obviously.
But they're like major Markiplier fans, apparently.
And because I grew up my hair, they kept comparing me to Markiplier and saying, Markiplier is like, you know, if Hassan was a nice person.
And I would be like, well, like, why are you guys saying this?
He makes like gorillons of dollars.
Like, what the fuck?
You're mad at me.
You hate me because I make too much money.
And you think he's a better leftist because he, but he makes more money than I do.
Wait, this is.
Sorry.
I am really bad at like big YouTubers.
He is the Five Nights of Freddy guy, right?
Yeah.
I've never, I haven't like really watched any of his content ever, but I think he's like, like after all this was happening, I like watched it to see what the fuck was about.
He's like a handsome and he has like a very nice voice and he plays video games, but he's not like a nerd.
He's like kind of like this.
I play video games and I have this voice.
So that was huge.
I mean, if you did it's like a goated combo.
If you did it like 15 years ago and you did it for 15 fucking years, yeah, you're like at the top.
You're the guy.
He's not the guy.
But now we got the Atriarchs of the world trying to scrape the sludge off the bottom of the pack by making college kids think that they're smart.
So the market.
I made it trouble.
Okay, every time you shoot him like that, I feel like I'm being attacked as well.
Goated Solo Rank Combo00:03:39
You're directly.
You actually do this at the end.
You are attacking what I do.
He does it in a capitalist slant and you do it in a socialist slant.
Wow.
I don't give any money.
Me and you, QD, were the only true content creators.
Why?
You and Cutie Cinderella are the only two people.
I've been saying that.
We are the same in our content, you and I.
We both try to fuck Berkson.
Yes, sir.
Well, I didn't try to fuck him.
I'd like to keep our relationship normal without saying these things.
Tuning into QT stream at like 1 a.m. and you're playing League of Legends with your modesty.
And you are just fucking angry.
When she is like passive-aggressive to your mod and angry to your teammates, and you're just pissed off.
That's everyone in chat is like low box.
You're mad.
And I'm like, this is that's actually pure.
You'll tune in and she's turned around.
Her feet are against the wall and she's just singing into the wall, waiting for the cue to pull.
We sing the climb.
And I'm like, this is what do you, what's your rank?
Tell them.
Tell them what your rank has been for like three years that I've known you.
You've been grinding year after year.
Tell them how exactly it works.
What's your rank?
I'm going to kill myself.
What is it?
I have played for eight years and I haven't gotten out of silver.
Oh, no.
That's bad, right?
The same.
I don't play for all the years I've known.
I mean, it's pretty.
It's a playing.
You should move.
It's 80 seconds.
No.
It's not as bad.
It's that she plays for hours.
I just need to switch roles.
I just need to switch roles.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, she's right.
You just need a new keyboard.
You need a new mouse and a new keyboard.
And you'll be coming better.
Stop getting bad teammates.
Yeah.
Bad support.
Fast apart.
I started Valorant like a couple months ago.
I've been Silver One one time and then I deranked, but I'm also in the worst space possible with like it's what it's like.
But I also have no like in my situation.
So I'm victim to, no, I have plenty of people to play with, but I'm falling victim to having constantly, every time we do a five-stack, be on the Smurf cube.
Oh, me too.
When it's like, that's my problem.
The other team's hella good.
Yeah, they're all be like, oh, baby bear Hassan, and everyone's back.
You're Kazooie and everyone's suck ass at Valorant.
Oh, yeah.
What are you at?
What's your...
I'm Bronze.
I haven't played in forever.
Oh, nice.
That's why I started streaming it solo because I wanted to be as good as my friends to get to their rank so we could play together.
What do you know?
Platt won.
I hit plat, which is.
Okay, that's good.
Then you are.
You are like, isn't this the stance too, right?
Stance?
Yeah, something like Platt.
But it's like not about the rank.
It's more of like, I understand your struggles when you're the little brother of the group and everyone's really good and you're like, fuck, well, you know, you feel like you're being carried by them and stuff.
I never killed that.
No, but it's inconsistent.
But even that's inconsistent.
Because there are games where I fucking pop off.
Like, we'll play against a full gold lobby.
Okay.
You're such an honest rager.
So we've changed kill yourself to keep yourself safe.
Is that what you say?
I always say that in chat.
That's really my chat knows.
Everyone knows.
The other guy knows.
Your teammate knows.
Yeah.
I say kiss myself.
That's my way of getting around that.
But like, look, what I'm saying is, if I solo queue, you know I'm getting two DCs because it's like so low ELO that there's like 12-year-olds on there and they're like, give me your gun.
I want your gun skin.
And I'm like, you're fucking bottom fragging, kid.
You're bottom fragging.
That happens in plat as well, don't you?
What happens on the bottom?
It doesn't care.
Yeah, beg for skins in plat.
Bottom Fragging Rage00:02:13
I hate it.
I'm like, just play that.
Why?
Who cares?
That's what I'm saying.
You're the fucking skin.
What the fuck?
I mean, I bought all the skins.
Don't get me wrong.
But like, I'm still mad.
I'm like, I've never...
Oh, God.
I know.
Anyway, I don't know.
It tilts me so much, especially if the dude is bottom fragging.
I'm like, that's for winners.
Okay.
You get a fucking 2K, 3K round, then I'll think about giving you my skin.
Get the ACE.
Yeah.
He's like, bro, on God, bro, I swear if you give me the fucking, if you give me your vandal with the skin, I'll fucking ace.
I'm like, no, you won't.
We just know.
You've died 11 times.
You have zero kills.
I have a question for all you guys.
What if tomorrow the U.S. government and all the world government got together, Marsh?
He's snickering.
They got together and they said, live streaming is banned and you can never do it ever again.
What do you do?
But I still do YouTube?
No, not you.
YouTube's also banned.
They say all current content creators, if you content create one more time, you will be thrown into a giant okay.
I'll go to the giant meat machine, baby.
You will?
One last big huzzah.
Sick ass content, dude.
Dicks out.
You know what I mean?
Fucking.
I'm having sex on camera and then I'm dying.
Okay.
I like that.
That's hype.
You go back to NVIDIA.
They take you back.
They'll take me back.
The cuties ex-boyfriend of companies.
Speak to that.
Because you're cucking them.
Yeah.
Well, it's not like he went to fucking raid.
He didn't go to AMG.
Fuck their rival.
I never fucked anyone.
I'd like to make that very if I he was tied up and he was going like that.
You're an unsuccessful.
You were unsuccessful and cuckholding your boyfriend.
But that doesn't change that you tried.
Shot on gold.
She's silver one at cucking.
Eight years.
I've been trying.
I've been cooking for eight years.
I can't get out of this Elo.
I have shit.
I have shit teammates.
Bierx shit teammates.
I hope he never sees this.
Retail Sales Awfulness00:03:20
Don't worry.
You go to.
I'm saying, if I had a company and someone left to become a content creator, you think I'm letting them back?
I left for no baby.
Imagine I go back to my old boss's sweet 43-year-old man, and he goes, fuck no.
That'd be so funny, bitch.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
No, I don't think so.
We left on good terms.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, we were chill.
Okay.
Dude, I was working and streaming for two years.
It wasn't like it was like I came out of nowhere.
Mars, should you ask?
Because you're the only person I can't see.
Okay, no, he didn't ask.
Judy, what would you do?
I'd find myself a sweet, supple 88-year-old.
Oh, and I would.
No, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't do that.
Nice.
92 for sure.
Yeah.
Make sure.
Make sure they have the wealth.
Yeah, you don't want like another 10 years of dealing with that.
No, I'd be fine.
I would walk dogs for a living, live the dream, finally.
Yeah.
Walking pooches.
Yeah.
No, I would go pro in League of Legends.
Streaming out of the way.
Streaming out of the way.
I don't want to stream anymore.
That was holding you back.
It has been.
It has been.
When you're offline.
Did you ever have a normal human job?
I did.
What did you do?
I worked at a private club.
It's like a country club for rich people, but it's like in a city and it's this whole ecosystem of like rich people that like fucking gather up and join clubs together and like weird butt stuff.
Like what kind of they didn't do butt stuff they would like have, like events, and it's just this really weird.
Like uh, what do you call it market economy place thing?
But I was a uh, I was a communications coordinator nice yeah, it was like it was like a shot in the dark job and I moved to La because I tried to come here to write for tv.
What's the club?
Uh I, you don't want to give it, you don't want to give it away.
Like that's how you know.
Like isn't good.
Yeah, they got pictures like ragged.
Oh yeah, so cringe.
But my boss was cool, she was fine.
That's what I did.
I did.
I did biz dev, which is the worst.
I like sales.
I did everything sales.
I did literally everything for the young Turks.
Uh like, I built our entire advertisement operations.
Like I had to build it from the bottom up because we had no direct sales team.
Worse, worse than that.
I think sales is worse than marketing.
I did sales for a while.
Yeah, it's just so it's.
It's so awful because, like you have to, we have to like talk to account managers on the other side and whine and dine them like you like them.
Yeah yeah, I hate that.
I hate having to, like you know, act like I like this person.
You were Pete Campbell with hair.
Yeah I, just it was so bad but i'd get like stockholm syndrome.
I'd be like this is my friend.
Now you actually go with a different agency and you're like bestie no, what happened what?
I thought you were close.
Yeah no, i've Irkson.
I maybe i'd go back to retail.
I loved retail, really loved it.
Yeah, I was like i'm easy.
I'm easy to be sucked into cults.
Yeah yeah, Mormonism.
I'm surprised you've never done like an MLM.
The yard.
Like, yeah.
Pretty similar.
Yeah, like, there is a, I forget where this.
I remember seeing the statistic about like the likelihood dramatically increases if you're like from a more insular cult, like Jehovah's Witness or whatever.
If you're like an ex-Mormon or ex-Scientologist, like you are way more susceptible to multi-level marketing schemes.
Cult Paywall Fasting00:04:47
Oh, really?
You know, maybe because you just have the biggest heart.
Yeah, that's what it is.
You just want to pour it open.
I'm just stupid.
I'm pretty dumb.
Which is why I'm surprised.
Like, I mean, you got cult robbed by him when he said get Amazon stock.
Yeah.
But at least you didn't do like FDI.
I thought you were smart.
Yeah.
On behalf of, on behalf of no one, right?
It's only like he didn't get anything from giving you bad advice besides a fun story.
I just like enjoy my friends losing money.
Every once in a while, I just send him the screenshot of the negatives.
Just send it.
It's annoying.
And I said, by the way, you're also bad at League of Legends.
Couldn't even carry me out of bronze this one.
I'm happy that you're bronze on Valorant.
Was that a lie?
Is that for real?
No, I haven't played Valorant since beta.
I just played it when it came out.
You ever told anybody your interview?
Which one?
With Riot.
Oh, with Riot?
Yeah.
So how you went for the gambit?
I was like, wait.
Save it for the paywall part of this episode.
Paywall.
Because we've actually reached an hour.
This was a wonderful conversation, and things are about to get way spicier behind the paywall.
If you go to patreon.com/slash fearand.
Don't forget to like and subscribe on the current YouTube channel and tell us in the comments what we should change the name to.
Yeah.
Never change it.
I'm right.
Which we will not be changing.
I want you to just in the comments, I want you to say your favorite thing about Brandon Atriok Ewing.
Yeah, you should do that.
Okay.
Because he took a lot of shit today.
Yeah.
And we're going to get it.
I feel like I was nasty in the end.
Yeah, we're going to get naked with it.
It's going to be a little bit more.
Where can people find you guys?
By the way, the third one is fucked up.
It's long.
It's long like a Muppet's nose.
It's not where you think it would be.
Fuck.
It's not where you think.
Wait, really?
Can I see?
I'm not a Patreon episode yet.
You can find me at The Yard.
That's the podcast I do with Ludwig and Nick and Aiden, who are we're all friends.
And you'll be our friend too if you watch.
That's the fun part.
You're our friend now when you watch the podcast.
Yeah.
Definitely not selling parasocial relationships.
Plug yourself.
You can find me at Atriok.
If you think you're dumb and you watch any of my marketing money videos, you'll be smart and your friends will think you're smart and you're guaranteed smart.
And you can just walk around knowing that you're smarter.
Yeah.
And you know what?
Sometimes he's fucking phony.
Yeah, he's fucking funny.
You can find me after Ludwig raids me.
No.
You're the host.
I'm not a host yet.
It's not official.
I refuse.
You made a tweet saying I'm taking my guy made the tweet.
He does it a lot.
Anyway, he's stuck here.
Yeah.
He makes tweets.
You know, make sure you check out.
I have a Christmas concert on Friday that Slime is singing at.
Hassan is making his debut on Broadway.
No singing from him, but he is Scrooge in a Christmas Carol.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you going to, you're an actor?
He's an actor.
No one else could be my Scrooge.
I couldn't.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I've literally never even seen the Christmas.
It's okay.
You're going to do awesome.
It's going to be good.
Is it a Christmas carol?
This Friday.
I'm Muslim, bro.
What's the Muslim version?
There is none.
It sucks.
No, Islam is like, unfortunately, on the one hand, it's like the most giving religion.
It's like the most, it's the closest to like a socialist organization.
But it is also like the most mid when it comes to holidays and shit.
They don't have stories.
They don't have stories.
You guys don't got puppets.
You guys don't got like we have like a form of that, but it's not even like Islam specific.
You guys don't got Toyota thon.
The only thing we have is Ramadan.
December, December.
An entire month of fasting, bro.
That's tight, though.
Like, no, it's not.
I'm fasting from sun up to sundown like the entire fucking month.
It's so bad.
You can actually fast for a month.
Yeah.
That's just me and the sun up to sundown.
You can't fucking even drink water.
Sun up to sundown.
For an entire fucking month.
A religion about fitness.
Yeah.
I'm about that.
Islam is a jacked religion.
My body's maximum.
Yeah, we should do that like, you know, the liver only month.
You know what I mean?
It's just carnivore diet month.
Now, keep in retention.
Yeah.
That's always.
Anyway, check out the Patreon.
We'll see you guys later.
Peace.
Trey does that a lot.
He decides one thing and then it's just like, yeah, like he said about Streamer Awards.
He's like, this thing ran by millionaires.
And I was like, bitch, I'm broke.
I spent $50,000 on you make more money than all of the other streamers.