Sapnap, Georgenotfound, and HasanAbi recount a chaotic video shoot involving Will's "self-sucking accident" death and debate US politics while recalling TwitchCon celebrity encounters like Dream and Barack Obama. They critique 501c3 corruption versus mutual aid after Hasan won a $2.5 million MrBeast jet prize, then analyze airport security theater and pilot colorblindness. The group clarifies Valorant ranks, debating boosting versus skill in CS:GO and League of Legends, while discussing how Riot's MMR acts like a casino to retain players. Ultimately, the conversation highlights the tension between genuine gaming mastery and internet clout chasing. [Automatically generated summary]
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Johnny Depp Texas Observation00:14:56
Yeah, they're all well except for that one behind you.
That one we're not using, but like boom, boom, boom, all of these.
That's a hero shot.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got three cams.
We're locked and loaded.
What's up, everybody?
You already know.
Will's not here.
Won't tell you what the cause of death is, but he has passed away, unfortunately.
Yeah, we're just going to do that.
We just talked about it, but then you had to redo it.
Yeah, it wasn't available.
It's not monetizable.
So we're going to run the clock on the first 67 and talk about other stuff and then get back to Will's real cause of death.
His fake cost.
He's not watching.
We'll tell you what it is.
He's not here.
This is the weekend.
This is going to come out next week, but the weekend that we're shooting this on.
Will's actually in Pennsylvania.
Yuck.
Ew.
Pennsylvania.
Terrible state.
Okay, you can't speak.
You're from Florida.
I'm from Texas.
Okay, but you live in Florida.
He lives in Florida.
I know.
I got two Florida men right here.
That's right.
But Pennsylvania, like, what even goes on there?
Oh, God.
That's where the bell is, the big bell, right?
Yeah.
The Eagles are there.
They eat horse manure sometimes when they're celebrating Super Bowl victories.
Very weird state overall.
I have not tried horse manure.
I feel like it would taste like...
I'm not from Pennsylvania.
I feel like it would taste like hearty, like salad almost.
Salad.
Because they eat just grass.
I feel like it would taste like shit.
I think it would taste better than a human.
For sure.
You sound like a connoisseur.
I'm realizing the potential that their diet is simply hay and grass.
They eat sugar cubes and carrots and stuff like that.
George is placing his pinky finger quite delectably.
It's like a high-tier food.
Very nice.
The tandems are doing all the arrows.
The tandens have been released adequately on this one.
This whole manure.
Very cool.
I am, of course, joined by George Not Found and Sapnap.
Oh, my God.
That's it.
We're going crazy.
That's insane.
This guy's Hassan Abby.
How do you?
Hasana Abby House, which you guys know how much it costs.
Yeah.
$7 billion.
He actually handed me stocks of money as soon as I tasted it.
It was crazy.
I do it to all my guests.
I was just like, here you go.
Yeah.
That's the only way people come on the podcast.
He paid us a lot of chunk of a large sum of money.
Oh, absolutely.
100%.
You can't dispose that amount of money, though.
I'm an NDA.
Yeah.
He also makes you sign NDAs.
It's weird.
I saw on Twitter you tweeted asking for questions.
Did you get any?
Any useful answers?
It was Marsh asking for questions.
Oh, that was you.
He was doing producer work, which I'm very proud of.
Old Billy Rave Brains, as Will used to call him when he was alive, before he passed away from a tragic self-sucking accident.
We can say it.
Do we want to talk about it?
Yeah, we can now talk about it.
Will unfortunately passed away because of a tragic self-sucking accident.
He was trying to suck his own dick.
Yeah, that actually sign up almost died last week.
That's crazy.
I was able to live through that one, though.
It's something that impacts a lot of people.
Americans don't really understand.
They're like, oh, yeah, I can self-suck.
It's like, don't try it.
It's risky.
Sonop can tell you, first-hand experience, it is bad for you.
I mean, don't want to try.
George was there helping me, pushing down on my legs, helping the whole process through.
I think he's sitting here today.
I saved him.
He pulled you out last second from the self-suck.
Thank God.
Thank you, George.
You're welcome.
If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't be sitting here.
It would just be a boring George Not Found episode.
God knows, that would be.
Yeah, it would be a 1v1.
It would just be me being brotherly.
We'd be debating.
Yeah, we would be.
Can we debate?
Big political guy.
I am.
I love politics.
That's what he does.
Yeah, we can do it.
Rishi Sunak, what do we think?
Wait, who is that?
Is that the London guy?
He's the new leader of the Tory party and the entire country as a matter of fact.
Yeah, George loves Tories.
I actually don't know much about politics.
I was like, wait, that name, I recognize that name.
It's the London guy.
Yeah, Liz Truss 45 Days.
We actually don't do any politics on this podcast.
Contrary to what everybody always thinks.
That's upsetting.
I was excited for us.
You just said that.
He's just really wanting to talk about it.
There's like so much cool politics stuff that just happened, though.
It is.
The red puddle.
What is that?
He's right.
That sounds like a Game of Thrones episode.
It is kind of like it did play out like that.
The midterm elections happened.
It happens.
My dad texted me.
He said, are you going to vote in the midtime elections?
And I said, am I even allowed to do that?
No.
No, illegally.
That's what we like.
We're Democrats.
We like illegal voters.
We love undocumented immigrants.
I'm coming in and voting.
I believe undocumented, I think.
He's definitely probably one of the most documented you can be immigrants.
They go through interviews.
Oh, yeah.
That's a whole process.
I wouldn't recommend him.
Yeah, we need to shut down the wall between England and the United States.
Let me tell you, folks.
We're letting these guys come in.
It's crazy.
What's this?
Yeah.
You're from Texas?
Yeah.
And you moved to Florida.
Yes.
That's crazy.
It is kind of funny.
What part of Texas?
Houston.
Okay.
I'm living Houston.
I feel like Houston's...
Everyone lives in Texas' cowboy hats, you know, four seasons.
I went to Texas for the first time.
No, it's mega churches and malls.
I saw multiple people with cowboy boots.
I mean, there's still, yeah, there's cowboy boots in Texas.
I was like, oh, wow, it really is a thing.
Well, people actually wear cowboy.
I see cowboy boots in Florida, too.
You probably see more now in Florida because they all want to be like yee-ee.
They want to be so yee-ee.
What's E-E?
Yee-Eee.
Oh, Yee-Ee.
I've seen more like stuff that you would expect to see in Texas in Florida.
In Texas, the whole time I was in Texas, I never saw anyone going around with Trump flags and stuff.
And the first day in Florida.
The first day that I went out and first I went out in Florida, we found a Trump thing.
Oh, yeah, we did.
We found one on the back of the park.
The exposure was too high.
It was too bright.
It's funny now because now that you have been in Florida for a while, you probably realize it's not even unique.
Everybody in Florida is riding.
Rioting?
Riding Trump.
They're big time.
They love Trump down there.
Well, DeSantis.
No, no, no.
DeSantis, too.
Well, they love DeSantis more.
That's actually a unique component within the Republican Party, which I'm not going to get into on the podcast because we don't do any politics on this podcast.
Other than today.
Other than...
So you are out here from England, from London Town.
London.
London.
I have been.
I met you in London.
I got in London.
We did.
Actually, wait, did we?
Oh, yeah, we did.
I went to your house, my man.
George had a great time.
Yeah.
You did have a great time.
You did.
I don't know if we can talk about that.
No, if you don't want to talk about it, we don't have to.
He's a wild one, this one.
No, I don't know.
It was an interesting time.
Yeah.
No, it was a lot of fun.
The other night, I went to your NRG party.
Oh, yeah.
Did you say energy or NRG?
I think they want it to be more in energy.
They should have just spelled the energy then.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think that probably was taken or something.
I don't know.
You think, oh, it's a 3 letter name.
Maybe the 3 letter name was taken as well.
What?
No.
I guess obviously not because they got a...
Never mind.
Well, you did an energy party alongside Ski Mass's slump god.
You guys are besties.
Yeah, we're best friends.
Yeah.
Like, you know, just following me on Twitter.
So, I mean, Instagram.
That's when it's close, close.
He followed me as well.
Because I told him to.
I was like, yeah, check it out.
And he quite lit, I was there.
I heard him.
He said, oh, for you, SAP, anything.
Anything.
Anything.
Even George.
I'll follow a British guy.
It's fine.
I mean, that took a lot.
Not many people really.
Not many people other than the millions of people that follow you.
It's hard to get people to follow, man.
Yeah.
It's a hard sell.
Yeah.
But the reason why I was mentioning the party is because I asked you at the party, George.
Yeah, I was like, what's...
How do you like America so far?
Like, what are the differences?
And you've literally said there's no differences.
Well, okay, obviously there are differences, but like, it's not like difference to the point where it's like, oh, my God, it's a whole different land.
I feel like there is like pretty big differences that would make me go, oh, my God, it's a whole different thing.
I don't mean to figure you out.
They drive on the right side of the road.
I don't have a license, so it doesn't shock me.
You did notice that.
The first day I picked you up, you tried to go into my seat.
Oh, yeah, I went to the wrong side of the car.
Oh, I do that in London, too.
It's funny.
Were you like shocked?
We're like, where are the double decker buses then?
No.
What's going on?
Like, I don't know.
I guess there's no double decker buses here.
That's interesting.
Why don't you guys have double?
Do you guys even have buses?
There's double-decker buses in New York.
Are there?
I don't even know.
There's buses.
Yeah, you can go to the top, you stay at the top, and it drives around.
The only double-decker buses you get out here are the sightseeing tour ones.
Oh, I saw something in like Hollywood.
But that's not public transportation.
Oh, it's like nobody has no double deck.
That's like, go find celebrities, right?
Yeah.
We saw one yesterday, and it was driving really slowly past.
I was like, hey guys, it's us.
It's us.
And they didn't care.
Yeah, it's like all, you know, 45-year-old mothers from Kansas.
They have no idea.
If their daughters were there, they would have freaked the fuck out probably.
I just want to see like Johnny Depp or something walking around.
What are the chances of them just seeing Johnny Depp?
Very low, I think.
I imagine.
I don't, I've never been on one of the.
Actually, that's a great content idea.
Like, I would love to fucking go on one of those things and see what's what it's, you know.
I mean, it's about like the success rate is of actually seeing a celebrity.
They like drive into their streets, right?
Yeah, it's pretty weird.
They're like, here is a celebrity's house.
Yeah, it's kind of.
Wait, what?
That's kind of weird.
Oh, yeah, no, they drive.
They drive like a lot of them live in gated communities, so it doesn't matter.
God, I've tried.
A lot of them live in gated communities.
So, you know, you don't get to really see them or anything, but it is still weird that they're like, this is this celebrity's house.
Yeah.
Like, kind of an invasion.
I'm about to tip them off with the R dress and they can come back down the street.
Yeah, no.
Please don't.
No, the problem with me is that like I'm not like, you know, Chris Evans or whatever.
So the people that will come here are not going to be...
They're not going to be normies.
Yeah, they're not going to be normies.
You're like, oh, okay.
Yeah.
I guess like, do norm, would a normal person go to Johnny Depp's house?
I don't think.
I would go to Johnny.
Well, I would, but like, I also feel like he wouldn't.
Well, okay.
If he didn't think it was weird, I would do it.
Okay, then everyone would do it, George.
Well, no, that's not true.
Well, I would.
I mean, I'd hang out with a famous person if I could just go to their house, but then they also knocked down their door.
He's going to knock down the story.
They're like, that's so good.
Hey, and they open the door like, what?
I'm like.
He does have like a fake British accent.
So maybe you guys get along.
When you have a real one, he could learn how to do a real accent for you.
Yeah.
I'm sure I could.
He can learn some things for me.
What would you guys talk about?
Me and Johnny.
I have so much in common.
Yeah.
I mean.
He's like 75.
That was already very in common.
I mean, I watched his live streams.
I don't think that was his live stream.
They had a lot of views and he was on them.
I watched them.
Yeah.
I watched you watch that.
Yeah, so did I.
I watched you.
I watched it like once or twice.
I think I watched you.
I think I watched you for some of it.
Yeah.
It was like it was free extra content.
Yeah.
I don't know what's happening.
And like you'll set, you'll say some things.
I don't even know if you knew what you were talking about, but let's be real.
That's like 95% of my audience.
Like, I don't know what this guy's saying, but I agree with him, I think.
I'm just going to repeat it.
I started watching it, and I was like, wait, I can just watch someone else and they'll tell me what's happening.
Yeah.
So, true.
Yeah.
That was crazy.
Like, that was an insane moment.
That was an insane moment because, like, I think one of the wildest things that came out of that was that people were unironically like, yo, Johnny Depp is hot, actually.
And it was like, no.
Like, there are still people I see on Twitter that are like, oh my God, look at how happy and sexy Johnny Depp looks.
And then it'll be a photo of Johnny Depp.
I mean, you could pull this up.
Marsh, like, you'll pull up a photo of Johnny Depp and you're like, no, dude, that's not.
You look hurt, man.
That's crazy.
Just look up Johnny Depp happy or something.
And then, yeah, oh, it's already up there.
The first two.
Yeah, that one, that one, the second one.
No, no, the second one.
That's what people post on Twitter and they'll be like, oh my God, I love Johnny Deppe.
Wait, what?
He developed stands after this.
Wait, I'm so confused.
That's John.
He was doing like five.
That is Johnny Depp, yes.
That doesn't even look like that.
No, That's literally what he looks like now.
Does he look like Elton John in that picture?
I don't even know what he looks like.
Is it just like the long?
What happened?
I just, you know, he just looks so different.
Real monkey's paw situation where he was like, I want to win this.
I want to win a defamation suit in America, which is like very difficult to achieve.
But then, you know, it sucked the life force out of him.
Oh, my God.
He won, but at what price?
At what price?
Jeez.
Yeah, that's cool.
What other celebrities would you see?
What other celebrities have you seen since you've been here?
For both of you guys.
I don't think I've ever seen.
You guys see Rambo?
Oh, Rambo.
I saw him at TwitchCon.
That's crazy.
I was so excited.
It was crazy.
I pressed the elevator button.
Door opened.
Ramboo just standing right there.
That's so weird.
Oh, you know what else happened?
What?
Another time I open the elevator, I go in and there's this girl, and she's like, oh my God, can I get a photo with you?
And I'm like, yeah, sure.
Go down.
Now we're just flexing.
I didn't realize it was a flexible.
Well, okay, Twitch Hotel.
Everyone knows we're there.
But anyway, we come back up.
I come back up later.
It was like 10 minutes later because I forgot something.
And she was there again.
And I was like, wait, she's just sitting in there going up and down waiting for creators to get in the elevator.
A little sneaky.
That's weird.
I worked out what you were doing.
If you're seeing this, I know what you do.
I know what you did.
You were just waiting.
You acted like you just stumbled upon me, but you were actually just waiting.
Yeah.
And he knows what your face looks like.
I actually don't.
Maybe I gotta do it.
You know what?
I do.
And if you do it again, I will enforce it.
There's photos.
So you can find it in the C photos of if they posted it.
That'd be fun.
Oh my god, that'd be so funny if she posted it and then people went on Twitter and found the picture because it'd probably be the only one in the elevator.
Yeah.
And then she'd get into it.
And it's just like, like, what no one in the standing legally has to say.
Hey, guys, do not harass this person.
It's fine.
It's okay.
This is just an interesting observation.
What if she worked the elevator for the event?
Yeah, she's just shit.
And you're just like calling her out right now.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
You know what?
Maybe she did.
Dream Face Reveal Reaction00:02:03
Who knows?
So, which celebrities have you seen?
We hung out with Marshmallow.
Does he show his face?
I saw his face.
He's a good-looking handsome.
Wait, so a face reveal?
Marshmallow face reveal?
He was talking to Dream about a face reveal, actually.
I don't know what I can say.
Well, because Dream did it.
Obviously, Dream did a face reveal.
Wait, Dream did a face reveal?
He did.
I didn't know if I could say that.
Yeah, I think you can say Dream did a face reveal.
Dream did a face reveal and Marshmallow, obviously, if you don't know, he wears like the little fucking thing.
What do you call it?
Little helmet.
And he was the only one to dream about that.
He's like, oh, that was some bonding over being faceless.
Yeah.
So we hung out with him.
It'd be weird if he was just still wearing the hat while you guys were talking about it.
I'm always talking to him.
I gotta understand.
I would have a marshmallow.
I actually wouldn't be like, I wouldn't be surprised.
That's like weird.
We have a friend.
Do you know who Callahan is?
No.
So he doesn't talk nor show his face.
What?
He doesn't talk to us.
Yeah, he doesn't even talk to us.
And we've known him for like 10 years.
How does he make content?
He doesn't.
He types.
He's our developer.
Yeah.
Oh, so he doesn't make content?
No.
He does have like a million followers.
He's like a Twitter.
Does he tweet?
Yeah.
Occasionally.
Occasionally.
Okay.
It's a rare occurrence.
That's crazy.
He doesn't talk even to us.
Yeah.
So that's kind of similar to like, I guess I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't take his helmet off.
That goes beyond used to it.
Yeah, Callahans is the one that I go like, why don't you just talk?
Because there'll be moments where we're trying to code something for a video and like he's struggling and it'll be like Dream yelling at him or George yelling at him.
And we're like, we just wish you could talk because he has like so long time to talk about typing out.
Like we'll start recording a video and then there'll be a problem.
And we're like, Callahan, you need to fix this.
And he'll be like, we'll just sit there in silence for 10 seconds and it'll be like, okay, fixing.
And like, just talk.
Like, it's stressful because we're not.
I don't even use a voice modulator.
He's an idiot.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm fixing it.
He's a monoroid now.
I don't know.
Charity Scams and Internet Hate00:07:13
We didn't.
Oh, we met.
It's not real.
I'm here to tell you guys his artificial intelligence.
They actually.
We had a theory that he was our friends.
Like, it's like dream on an audio camera or like bad.
It's not, though.
Well, it's not.
It's like a funny theory.
Yeah.
We met Serena Williams.
That's a tennis player, if you don't know.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm talking to the camera.
I'm sure you describing.
Yeah, I mean.
We met Barack Obama.
He was the president.
If you don't know who Serena Williams is, I'm sure a lot of people don't.
You can prove my point.
You can write in the comment section.
I don't know who Serena Roddens was.
Thanks for informing me, George.
They're going to write that now because they're simping for you.
Who else have we met?
I don't know.
We didn't meet.
We saw postmonal.
We didn't meet him.
He didn't care about us.
I think we locked eyes.
Oh, yeah, he actually looked at me in the eyes one time.
For a brief second.
I don't know if that counts.
I feel like he's...
I was supposed to go to his album release party, and then I was hanging out with my family, so I didn't.
But I mean, he's good friends with Ethan and stuff.
H3H3.
And from everything I've seen, he seems like such a nice guy from what everyone else says.
But they clown on him so hard on the internet.
For what?
I don't know.
I feel like people just dunk on him a lot.
Dunk on him for what, though?
They say he's smelly, dirty.
I feel like I might have even played some.
I might have even gotten it on the phone every now and then.
You know what I mean?
But I feel bad.
No, I don't think...
No, I've never met him.
How are people saying that?
Surely they haven't like...
No, they say he looks like dirty.
Oh, well, they don't know.
Yeah.
The internet will do that to people.
That's nothing I think the internet does.
They definitely say mean things.
That's a thing.
I'm sure he doesn't care.
I feel like he has.
I mean, I feel like, I mean, if you're postmon, like, are you really going to care what someone says?
That's true.
I don't think he cares.
He's just dropping beats.
I really don't think he cares at all.
But maybe, you know, I could be wrong.
He's going to be all upset.
I go to his $30, $40 million house.
Oh, man.
That sucks.
He does.
He does like.
I mean, he was on Twitch a lot.
Like, he streams and stuff.
I remember he was switching to me.
Yeah, he is very in tune with the online space.
He's a bit of a Carl style homie hopper where he used to be like he was like really close with like Cody and Noel.
I mean, he still is, I think.
And then like Ethan, H3H3.
You know, he just like, he has a lot of, he knows a lot of like the internet people.
So me.
Well, now he's going to want to get to know me.
Yeah.
Now he needs to jump into the market.
He's me in the crowd at that party.
Cash up.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, when you go, it's free promo.
Bleep it out.
Bleep it out.
not saying that brand's name no i'm kidding i actually got 50 you did they uh they had this thing where they they had signed to our crypto codes and i scan it i got free 50 did you ever get it was it crypto no it's not crypto no more money cash app is the one i think like out of all the payments i don't care no i'm gonna on them okay um it's the one where like you can't really shut off like requests i think So people are always like, yo, give me some money.
Yeah.
But I don't even, like, I don't, I don't even know how to log on to it.
I don't even know how to log on to it.
So, like, I just get the notice sometimes.
I should just delete it.
I don't know what the fuck's wrong with me.
But can people just send you money as well?
Maybe.
No, yeah, they can.
They can send you money for free.
You get some free money.
What if my cash app is just caked right now?
I have no fucking idea.
I have a million money.
Maybe I should just make an account public and just leave it, like, never use it, but then I'll check in like a year to see how much money I have.
That'd be interesting video idea.
I made a blank.
I'm not going to.
I can't say the name.
I can't say their name.
Free promo.
They made a blank payment app and made money in a year.
I have a terrible view.
Wouldn't it cool if the title was like, I made, I made it?
I made blank amount of money doing nothing.
Wow, sounds like YouTuber.
Yeah, sorry, guys.
That is pretty good.
I made a million dollars doing nothing.
Yeah.
That's kind of cool.
And then you can like, you can give it a charity or something.
So like, no, no, God.
Go straight to the George North Fallon charity.
Damn, you're a big anti-charity guy.
Well, right here.
I earn that money.
Like, maybe if I, I could do a separate charity video, but that one, I would own that money myself.
By not doing anything.
Yeah, by not doing any charity.
So how much the video is?
How much money do you give to charity?
I have no idea.
This past year, it's definitely more than, I mean, I don't have it off the top of my head, but it's definitely more than half a million.
Like probably.
It's close to what Saturn up did.
Did he one tap it?
One shot it?
Like he gave money to charity like a lot.
It was close.
Because every time something like crazy is happening, I'll usually tie that into my coverage.
Like when the Roe v. Wade decision was coming down in the Supreme Court, like I raise money for when I say donate money, I don't know.
Yeah, I both got personal money.
Yeah, I both match it and also I give personal donations and on top of that, I raise money.
Okay, so he's a good person.
Yeah, that's a good person.
Better than Saturn up.
I guess if those were yours, when you were at a McDonald's or something, are you ever at a McDonald's?
I don't really...
I haven't had McDonald's in a while.
I love McDonald's.
You know, on McDonald's thing, it's like, oh, round up 20 cents to charity.
If you want to do that, fuck no.
Absolutely not.
I don't trust Charity.
I don't fucking do that at all.
Fuck McDonald's.
I hate that shit straight up.
I'm a big max out on the on the tip guy.
This is all of that.
Oh, no.
From London.
We don't tip at all.
I'm like, I come here now.
We pay 23% extra for eating somewhere.
Why?
Just pay the servers the right amount of money.
Well, you're absolutely correct.
That is what the normal situation is supposed to be.
But in America, we don't do that.
So they live on poverty wages.
So they rely on tips.
That's crazy, though.
So you should tip your waiter nicely.
Yes, you're supposed to do that.
That's what I do at least.
But I would never do the roundup shit.
Because that's like PR.
I don't give a fuck about making CVS get like good public relations.
You know what I mean?
What are you kidding me?
No, because first of all, a lot of those 501c3s.
No, I'm charity sucks.
I'm so passionate about this subject, actually.
A lot of the 501c3s are like already relatively corrupt, right?
Like they operate in an identical capacity to how big corporations operate.
They got the board.
They got like CEOs.
They got like fundraisers that make a whole lot of money.
You have CEOs that are making like six figures and shit at these places.
And then also on top of that, like the percentage of your dollar that actually goes to like directly impacting those communities, it's usually a minuscule amount.
So it's frustrating.
That's why there's a lot of these like charity watch type applications and different ways of like rating charities to make sure that like when you're giving a dollar to a charity, it's a good one.
I work with a lot of like mutual aid, which is not a 501c3.
That's also a tricky situation too.
Some could be scams and shit, but you know, I work with some pretty reputable philanthropies and charities like that.
Private Jet Wealth Disparity00:14:49
Mr. Beast.
Yeah, I'm about to say Mr. Beast Philanthropy.
Mr. Beast Philanthropy.
I worked with Mr. Beast Philanthropy.
There you go.
Yeah, we gave them a bunch of merch and they gave it to children.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Little children that loved it.
Love the merch.
Yeah.
That was the philanthropy just giving merchandise to kids.
Yeah, so they made a video where it was like giving away a YouTuber merch or something to kids.
When you said philanthropy, I thought you guys were cleaning the ocean.
That's philanthropic, okay?
You gave clothing.
It's like, did they not have playing all off?
Did they not have hoodies?
I guess not.
Kids without hoodies?
Watch the video, see what happens.
Now, I do.
I want to watch it now.
Gonna watch it.
Speaking of Mr. Beast, you guys were George, you were in a...
You've got little notes.
Yeah, I got notes, dude.
I got notes.
I look to you.
Hold on, I'm going to pull it up.
I'm going to pull the notes up instead.
Okay.
You were in a Mr. Beast video.
I was.
How was that experience like?
It was pretty crazy.
The video was 11 YouTubers all put their hand on a private jet, which, you know, Hassan uses regularly.
It was my private jet that I loaned.
Yeah, he's aware of it.
To Jimmy.
Yeah, the dynamics of a private jet and everything.
But we all put our hand on it.
Last person take their hand off it keeps it.
Pretty simple concept.
What?
$2.5 million jet.
It's the biggest prize Mr. Beast has ever given away in a video.
What?
What the fuck?
Wait, what?
Yeah.
That's why I win.
Should I say it?
Should we not leak it?
I don't know.
You know, I made a video on it.
You can go watch my video.
It's on my channel right now.
You should watch it regardless.
You'll get all the good juicy tidbits, but you got second place.
Oh, you...
Okay, so you.
Yeah, I came second.
I was honestly like...
That's worse than losing in the beginning.
Yeah, 100%.
I won.
Rotashaw.
Fuck that guy.
Yeah.
He already has enough money.
He doesn't need anymore.
Who is it?
Rotashaw from Sideman.
Harry.
Okay, I don't know who that is, but you know.
He's pretty big.
Got like six.
Damn, two Brits.
Oh, did you guys shoot this in English?
Yeah, he was in England.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Most of, I think almost everyone was American.
Speed was there.
So he's, I mean, everyone was English.
Speed was there.
He's an American.
And I think.
Laser Beams.
Oh, yeah.
Laser Beam Australian.
Same difference.
Same thing.
From where we're standing, same difference.
Just country English.
By the end of it, I think it was total about 18 or 19 hours of me just standing there with my hand on it.
And my arm, so by the end of it, we had to stand up with our arm up and backwards like this, right?
And my arm was killing.
And like, I just wanted to sit there and like die.
Like, it was terrible.
But I didn't want to get off, obviously.
There's two and a half million dollars.
Dude, that's crazy.
Two and a half million dollars.
Dude, you could have flown here on your on your PG.
I could have.
That's sick.
So he has that private jet now.
I think.
I mean, I think he probably sold it.
He sold it.
I could have sold it.
I mean, he at least has it or sold it.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
He's fucking not scamming for a private jet.
Yeah, that's wild that he just has a private jet.
Well, he bought it for the video.
He didn't just have it laying around.
No, no, I understand.
I'm saying that 2.5 is like 20 mil.
I think it's quite an old jet.
I mean, it was still nice.
I mean, it flew.
It worked.
It worked.
It was quite nice.
I mean, did you watch the video?
You can talk on private jet niceness because you've been on so many.
I don't know.
By the way, I don't know if you're joking or not, but I have been on private jets.
I mean, I was joking, but no, it was a big matter.
It was a contentious matter.
The shorty awards, I don't even know if they still have it.
But it was like a, it was like an off-brand streamers, basically.
I think it was like a Comcast type thing.
They flew me out with the Dobriks one time from Coachella.
And I like the Dobrik vlog squad.
Oh, I thought you meant like, wait, oh, okay.
Wait.
Yeah.
Okay.
When you said Dobriks, I was thinking like the Dobray twins.
Dobri?
No.
But that's awesome that you know who those guys are.
I don't really know who they are, to be honest.
They're a meme in my community.
I thought David Dobrik, and then I was like, wait, Dobriks, like his family?
No.
Dobrik and co.
Vlog squad.
Vlog squad.
But yeah, I they were they were flying them from Coachella and I like basically hitched a rye with them.
Yeah.
You just had an extra seat.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a PJ, you know?
Yeah, I mean, but usually you'd think people would fill up.
Yeah, I guess they didn't have enough space for it, but I was on, they were going to the shorties and I was going to the shorties as well.
So I was like, fuck it.
Like, I'll go.
I was high as hell on mushrooms on it, too.
It was not a great experience at first.
Yeah.
Is that legal to do?
What?
Mushrooms?
Yeah.
Yeah.
These were legal mushrooms.
Shiitake.
Yeah.
That's what's crazy about private jets.
Like, you could, like, do drugs on them.
You can do whatever you want.
Yeah, you do whatever you want.
Dude, private jets, you could...
It's actually kind of wild how little security there is in private jet terminals.
I've thought about this before where it's like motherfuckers could be like straight up trafficking guns.
Like there is no checks.
I've heard that you can just like do whatever.
Like there's no checks.
Yeah.
Like you could bring a gun and then take over the secret.
You can like.
Actually, maybe I shouldn't say that.
Never mind.
I was going to say like you could take a bump.
They're holding your ass so quickly.
You could take a bum on it.
You are deported.
I'm actually with the FBI.
As a matter of fact, they're outside.
We were waiting for you to say this.
Fucking got them.
I mean, not that I have plans to, but you could, right?
I mean, obviously you wouldn't technically, but like technically you could do it just to say you did it.
It is pretty crazy that like it is pretty crazy how little security there is on that side.
But like you don't need security because, like the damages that can be done with a way less than the amount of damage you could do with like a commercial like.
But like you have the well, I guess you could like just take over the jet.
Yeah, I guess yeah, that's the problem because you could like take it over and then, like you know, you well, the I, the.
The weird situation actually is that, like one this is something that people talk about a lot the TSA is just basically just security theater and it's actually not real.
It's not really talking about people.
People smuggle shit through the TSA all the time, regularly.
They have like a terrible success rate.
Yeah, they're so bad you'd think like it's very important and they Should have.
It's simply to.
It's a, it's a deterrence measure for, like I said, security theater to make it seem like it's actually really difficult.
Um no, I mean, this is a common thing that people know.
Um, and also yeah, they have a terrible success rate with like apprehensions and and like catching people.
Also, on top of that, like back in the day they didn't have that.
This is like all post 911 shit and like literally, you could just like there was.
No, you just walked on the plane.
No, the security like to get on a plane was like way, way more limited in the Pre-911 days.
Like no full body x-ray device, none of that.
And the worst part is like some fucking guy decided to do a shoe bomb, so now you got to take your shoes off.
It's like, come on dude, one guy I don't get why you have to take the shoes off, because you just explained he put it full shoe bomb.
Okay well, why not put it onto your hoodie then?
Because you go through the hoodie, go through the full body scanner.
Yeah, it doesn't feel like scan, but ultimately but not your fucking, but ultimately it is bullshit.
Like it straight up is bullshit have they tested, like getting through like weapons and like bombs and stuff?
I think they do pen testing regularly.
Yeah, way harder to get like a bomb through than like I don't know drugs.
Yeah um, there was like Tsa's like instagram account is really interesting though, because that I mean it's more so to just do promotion for how, like the TSA is doing a great job, so they'll like post stuff that they catch.
There was some lady who apparently brought a gun, like a handgun in an in a raw chicken and they caught?
They caught her, that was like in the news.
Like where was the chicken in?
Like her carry on button?
Yeah, but like obviously they just put it through the scanner.
It shows up instantly.
There was another lady I was asking Georgia, like how did?
How do you sneak like a weapon through, like I don't know?
These are weird questions to be asking because I was thinking like how is their success rate so bad?
They scan your shit.
You go through a full like where I bet you could easily opportunity to get shit.
I bet you can easily get through like a very sharp object yeah, but like oh, I have metal I have regularly.
Like I, without even realizing you can take a cd, for example, and then snap it in half.
Okay, now you're just okay.
Well, you're crazy.
I'm saying like i'm talking about stuff that, like is gonna threaten the whole plane.
Yeah no, I like box cutters is what the 911 attackers use right, so you can't have box cutters on your thing.
That makes sense.
I've brought scissors like without realizing I have scissors in my bag multiple times and then, like i'll get to the, i'll get to my destination, open my bag.
I'm like oh, what the fuck, I had this in here, like they're just not very good, like because the guy that's looking at the x-ray as the thing is going through your carry-on, he's not paying, he's just chilling, he's like laying.
Yeah, I used to do that all day.
Yeah I, I tried to take a rock home from uh, a country.
I went uh, where was it Ireland?
Oh, it wasn't, it was, it was Italy, I think.
I found a rock on the beach and I was like that's kind of a nice rock.
I took the rock back with me and then it was in my carry-on because I don't I don't even know why it was in there actually waiting for checkbag.
Yeah, I actually I didn't have a checkbag, I didn't have a checkbag, that's why um, and they were like why, what's this rock for?
I was like I don't know, I just liked it.
And they're like just a oh to bash the skull.
So the host, what made me?
They let me keep it.
And what I realized is like I mean, it wasn't a big rock, it was like Was kind of big, like it fit in my palm.
I was like, I could technically, you know, bash a skull in with it if I really wanted to.
Yeah, but you can't like the thing about Iraq, though, is like if you bash one person's skull in there, everyone's just gonna beat the fuck out of you.
It's not like a weapon where you can take off, it's not like a box cutter where you could swipe at people, chasing people.
Yeah, whereas, I mean, what if I go to the other threw it at the window?
That's crazy.
I just sucked out the window.
How did I not really?
The dying levels was through box cutters.
Yeah, no one was just like, fuck it.
I'm like risking my life.
No stuff.
No gun, no gun.
No, no, they did.
They tried.
I remember, I mean, they did.
One of the planes actually didn't hit the plane that didn't.
And that was because they overpowered the other guys of the box cutters.
But I think, like, they tried, but you know, there was, well, there's like 19.
You know what I mean?
It's like, not one guy.
Oh, there's 19 of them on well, 19 total.
How many were on each plane?
I don't remember the exact details, but I mean, it was like, what, four planes?
Holy shit.
I don't know if it's supposed to be my specialty, and I can't even, I can't even recall.
But whatever, 19 divided by four, I guess.
Like four or five.
Yeah.
So it was like it was enough to like take on a group of five people with knives.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess what do you mean?
Because even if the whole plane just like rushed and like to be too fair, everyone stands up, they take the carry-on bags, throwing bags of them.
Plus, the other thing is like back in the day, you could actually get into the cockpit.
Now it's always locked.
Well, I think there always was a door, but I think it wasn't locked back in the day.
So like now it's always locked.
And there's always one pilot in there and a co-pilot in there at all times.
Like they have, they changed a bunch of aviation rules or after 9-11 to make sure that that doesn't happen again, which is why you don't really hear, like, I mean, you don't see that.
I don't hear anything.
Like, they used to be.
I feel like there used to be way more like, you know, plane kidnappings back in the day, like in the 80s and 90s, you know?
They used to people used to just take over planes.
Yeah.
Like a DB Cooper thing, right?
That's kind of like.
Then there's that.
Yeah.
They would steal the plane and then what?
They would take the plane, land it somewhere, like to keep the people hostage.
And then they get money.
Yeah.
It was originally.
And then go to jail.
No, They would like to take the entire plane.
They would take the entire plane hostage.
So then they would land somewhere.
It would be like Iran.
You know what I mean?
And they would take everybody hostage to be like, you know, the American government needs to release a political prisoner or something.
It was like that.
That shit used to happen regularly.
But it doesn't really happen anymore.
Does it even happen at all anymore?
Like, wasn't it?
Not really.
I heard of one plane that got stolen, but like no one was on it.
It was like, yeah, the guy just stole a fucking car.
Yeah, the guy that was working, the baggage handler guy.
I think it was like Seattle or Washington or something.
Yeah, no, he stole it.
Yeah, he stole it.
He flew it.
I think he wanted to like.
He didn't fly planes.
How the fuck does he know how to do it?
I think they have like autopilot.
Well, if you know, if you've played flight simulator, Austin, straight up, we when we went.
You went to a flight simulator, right?
When when we did you take off, yeah, I actually took off and I landed on my own.
And is it accurate?
Oh, yeah, it's it's so accurate that it's actually considered flight time.
Like it is so one-to-one that like FAA considers that simulator that you're inside of to be legitimate flight time.
Is it easy to fly a plane?
Like anyone can really do it?
If you know like some of the things that you need to do, then yes.
So like, because I have like this weird fear of planes.
I don't know why.
I can't fly planes legally, I don't think, because I'm colorblind.
I can't be a pilot.
You're colorblind?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
And like pilots need to know colors, I guess.
Yeah.
It makes sense.
No, pilots need to have 2020 vision, like perfect vision across the board.
Which is weird because they can't really see shit.
Have you ever seen like what they look through?
Like it's such a, they can't see.
Now that you say that, you're right.
They can't.
Yeah, that is weird.
What are they just going to look at?
Clouds?
Like, how do they even, how do the fuck do they land that shit?
It just is.
No, it's all autopilot.
Like, The mechanism, I mean, everything is so...
You know what's really funny?
My brother literally used to, before he started building satellites, he was building planes.
So he could speak on this more clearly.
But they have so many fucking tools, man.
It's crazy.
Like, everything.
I mean, there's a million buttons.
If you know what the press, you're good.
If you play flight simulator, you get like 10 hours of game time.
You can just fly planes.
Yeah.
No.
Well, Austin literally learned how to fly a legitimate plane on his own without any fucking help from anyone else off of just straight flight simulator.
That's what the 9-11 hijackers did too.
How many hours does he have on it?
Oh, they played flight simulator?
They learned from flight simulator.
Then they came to America and they actually went to a training course in Florida.
I think.
Yeah, I think it was Florida.
Yeah.
Circle Florida.
Yeah, one of the famous quotes is like, one of the guys famously said, I don't need to learn how to land it.
Like, straight up.
He said that's like, I need to learn how to fly it.
I don't need to learn how to land it.
CSGO Rank Grinding Frustration00:13:20
What the fuck?
Which is crazy.
So.
There was something else I was going to talk to about.
Oh, the Mr. Beast thing.
Private jet.
You lost it.
I did.
That sucks.
It really did.
I was depressed for days.
You could be flying us around on your PJ.
Yeah, I could have just taken 10 hours on Flight Simulator and being on my way.
I don't know if they let you do that because you're colorblind.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, I actually wouldn't.
You can't even do that.
I'll just put some colorblind glasses on or something.
Plus, okay.
How do they not fix colorblindness right now?
That's actually, yeah.
Don't they have glasses for it?
They don't even actually fix it.
It doesn't fix it.
And it's like...
Makes the colors you see more vibrant.
Yeah, it's like they're a bit more vibrant and like which helps differentiate because for me, like I'm looking at right there.
You see the colors on that thing?
Yeah.
Like the bottom, so the one that says scary harp and crickets.
Are they all different colors?
They're all different colors.
Every single one is a different color.
Okay, so like honestly, if you told me they were all blue, I'd believe you.
Wow.
Yeah.
So you got like, because there are tests.
Yeah.
Like the, did you see the number?
Like that sort of thing to differentiate between and colorblind people see that and they're like, that's just a Venn diagram.
It's just a regular circle.
It's just like dots.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's I that yeah, I can't see them.
Well, some of them you can.
It depends.
But yeah.
I mean, it doesn't really affect me on a daily basis, to be honest.
It's not a big deal.
What about video games?
Like, do you have a hard time sometimes in video games?
Do you turn colorblind mode on?
I don't.
And I don't do it just because I feel like it's weird if you're like streaming it and like people have like different colors.
Like Fortnite, for example, has colorblind mode and it makes the colors of the different rarities of the guns.
It makes the colors like gross.
And it's like, but I can tell.
How do you know?
Okay, well, they look gross to me.
But like, for example, in Fortnite, a gold weapon can look like a green weapon to me, which obviously is like a problem.
Holy shit.
I'm going to scam you next time I play Fortnite.
I'm sure I've left golds behind because I thought they were green.
That's crazy.
I don't know.
I don't like switching.
I don't like turning on colorblind mode.
If I didn't stream, I'd probably use it.
I wonder.
I don't even know what it looks like to us.
I've never even seen it.
It's funny that he says that because there's a lot of games I'll play where I will turn on colorblind mode.
Extra help.
That just makes it the game is better.
You are so sweaty.
That is the most sweaty.
Isn't that like?
I did it in League and I did it in Valorant.
He's one of those people that makes the aspect ratio and resolution.
What's your rank on Valorant?
Immortal.
Why have we not played?
I did not get boosted.
You got boosted by who?
He's immortal.
I don't know what that means.
The entire point, he's so high level that there's not that many people that can boost him there.
Yes.
Okay, well, he got boosted.
He played with pros.
I don't, I mean, pros are not all of them, but you know, they're there.
That's the rank.
Right?
What is it?
George just thinks he's so good.
What is it?
It's immortal and then what radiant.
Ascendant Ascendants below immortal.
Oh, okay.
So it's immortal and then Radiant.
Radiant is the top 500.
So he's literally at the tip of the top 500 on the planet.
Or in NA.
I guess he goes boosted, though, so it's not that big of a deal.
No, it's like one of those ranks where you literally can't get boosted too.
He didn't get boosted.
It's fine.
Someone probably played on his account.
I'll play for a month and get better than him.
Are you going to shooters?
I was global on CSGO.
He was global on CSGO before the rank reset, which is a big deal.
In the CS community, that's like basically anyone could be global before then if you just played.
I mean, you won't have a global.
Yeah, but I got Supreme after the rank reset.
Well, my Supreme after the rank reset is probably more valuable than your global before the ranket.
I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't know.
That's crazy.
Well, Tubbo's good at fucking CSGO, I think.
Tubbo's good.
Well, Tubbo is really good for how little he's played Valor.
Okay, I can see that.
Like, he plays Sova.
He doesn't even use the all.
Like, he doesn't use, he doesn't use the bird.
Like, he doesn't use anything.
Yeah.
He's just, but he'll still, like, sometimes top frag.
When we're playing with, like, Pokey and stuff, and obviously, like, she's Diamond or Platt or something.
I don't know what she is, but, like, they've been playing this game for a lot longer than I have and a lot longer than Tubbo has.
So, with that in mind, I'm always surprised at how good he plays, especially on British Ping.
Have you played with like Puns?
Yes.
You think he's good?
I think he's pretty good.
Yeah.
I mean, he's so much better than me.
Foolish too.
Foolish is good.
But you're like better than both of them.
Well, no, Puns is the same rank.
Actually, right now I'm higher.
Yeah.
Right now I'm higher ranking Puns.
Was there something?
I'm playing John too.
Oh, he's crazy.
He's crazy.
He's stupid.
I used to be global on US servers from being in EU.
So I feel like now that I'm waiting to play to get into Valorant until I'm on US Ping.
Don't do it.
No, you'll enjoy it.
It's crack.
It's a very addicting game.
It's going to ruin your life.
Especially if someone came from CSGO.
You will get into it quick and you will.
We'll see.
I've been delaying playing because I want to stop playing on good internet.
You guys not have good internet?
No.
No, it's taking time.
We're getting like a good line installed.
Oh, okay.
You're like straight up laying down fiber optic?
Yeah, something like that.
Something like that.
So it takes a bit.
But yeah, wait, what was I going to say?
Oh, yeah.
I'm just waiting to get the good internet to stop playing.
And then I'm going to be better than all of you.
I mean, you'll definitely be better than me.
I'm terrible.
There was a big period in my life where I stopped playing desktop PC games for like 10 years, pretty much, only to come back to it recently after I started streaming on Twitch.
Did you ever play like League or?
I played Dota.
Dota?
A lot older than you guys.
31.
How old are you?
31.
Not a lot older than him.
You're not that much.
I was about to say, we're like pretty similar in age.
You guys have the same age gap as like my five years older than me, and then you're five years older than him.
It's like literally, I'm in the middle, and I am in the middle.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
We did that on purpose.
We did.
So I played Dota a lot when I was in high school, and I was like so fucking addicted to it that I was like, I can't play mobile games ever again.
I like completely wrote them off, and I've never played League.
I've never even touched it.
I think you'll like it then.
League is just a beard.
I have to say, what you say about Valorant is what I put about League.
Yeah, because yeah, bro.
I'm telling you, if you start, I tell you, someone who went from CS to League because my high school buddies were playing League, they're just, you're going to be like, oh, this game sucks.
But you keep playing it for some reason.
And all of a sudden, it fucking gets you.
You're like, holy shit.
That's like why my bad.
It's Riot's ranking system that is so devastating.
It literally operates under the same fucking principles as a casino.
Okay.
Like, I'm pretty sure that the math that they do on their MMR, like on their hidden ranking and their regular ranking structure is basically, I mean, I guess, like, if you talk to Riot devs, like, they'll kind of allude to it a little bit, where it always keeps you in, like, in an area where...
Like, they know what your rank is, and you're always going to stay in that region.
Like, they'll give you just enough to make you feel good.
Like, to make you feel like you're fucking popping off.
Well, it's different for you because you're fucking immortal already.
But they give you just enough, but then they take it all away.
And it's just devastating.
I feel like it's like whenever I was grinding through the ranks of league, you're either like on the cups of D-ranking or you're about to rank up.
Yeah.
You know, the cusp of D-ranking or ranking up.
So it's like, you're like, fuck, I gotta play.
Like, you're never like in the middle where you'd be like, fuck.
Because in the middle, you don't want to play.
Because you're like, in the middle, you're not as enthusiastic about playing.
So you get to that, you get to that level and you're like, oh, fuck, I got to play.
I got to play.
And then you rank up and then you have like a bad batch of games.
Like, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And there's nothing you can do.
Half the time it's your fucking team.
Yeah.
You can't do anything.
That was the most annoying thing about me.
I feel like, because I really like playing competitive games that like had a ranking system.
So like I played CSGO, Rocket League.
You played Rocket League?
Yeah.
Competitive.
Is that like cringe?
I feel like it's Rocket League.
I think Rocket League's not a cringy game.
I used to play like, a lot of the games that just had a competitive matchmaking system, I would play.
That's what I have to.
I can't play games without.
I played Overwatch in like the first few seasons.
I've just now started playing Overwatch.
Do you like it?
I think it's a lot of fun.
I like playing Sojourn.
She's so fun, dude.
It's so fucking chaotic, dude.
It is crazy.
Everyone's flying around.
Yeah.
Tanks jumping.
Is that not kind of like Valorant?
No, Valorant.
Valorant's a little bit different.
Because when I see Valorant, because I'm coming from a CSGO background, it looks crazy.
All this stuff is.
It's different because the objective of the game is the same.
Plant the bomb, defuse.
You know, it's very CSGO.
Whereas Overwatch, it's like, push this robot to the other side.
Yeah.
And then they're pushing it back.
Yeah, or it's like, capture the flat, or king of the hill, essentially.
And like, it's, it's very different because then motherfuckers will be doing crazy shit.
It's like, Valorant is...
Valorant's like chess.
I feel like.
Yeah, there's like, yeah, because like, I feel in Overwatch, maybe it's because I'm just like, I just started.
It's just everyone fucking ability.
Versus in Valorant, people, like, you throw a smoke here, a flash here.
You know, there's like a rhyme and a reason.
I'm sure there's a rhyme and a reason in Overwatch.
Isn't that how it is in CSGO too, though?
CSGO is no.
It's on a different level.
Like, they would, they know, like, like, where to put a crosshair on a pixel and it will land perfectly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They don't have that in Overwatch.
I mean, Valorant?
They do, but, like, I mean, the abilities are so, like, more like, you can control the abilities to such a higher degree that you don't need that most of the time.
In CSGO, like, you need to know, like, lineups.
Like, you don't know.
You can't do a pixel on the wall that you line up to throw a smoke and it lands in a specific spot.
I think it's because in Valorant, like, there's certain characters that have that.
They have lamps where, like, you can shoot like a molly onto the bomb.
Yeah.
Or something.
But, like, there's, like, in CS, everyone has to know that to play.
Like, there's little holes.
Like, I play Raze because he's like the most simple character.
It's like Soldier 76 or 75 of Valorant, in my opinion, even though it is, like, quite technical with the satchel jumps and whatever, which I'm not very good at.
But, like, sometimes I'll see someone throw a fucking grenade.
There's like literally, I didn't even know this.
On one of the maps, there's like a hole on top of the door that can close on the bomb site.
I forget what map it is.
It's the one with like the statues.
The one with the statues.
That's not like a very immortal player here.
No, hold on.
I'm going to tell you what it is.
There's AB.
I think it's like okay, I don't remember the name of the game.
I would tell you all the maps.
It's the map that's the one where you can go through that hole, right?
And it opens up.
It's like a vent and you go through it.
No, there's no vent.
No, that's breeze.
Yeah, that's is it the one where there's doors that you can close?
Like the doors go.
Yeah, door right next to the fucking closet.
Yeah, right next to the bomb site.
It's ascent.
Oh, yeah, it is ascent.
You're right.
In ascent, that door you're closing.
Did you know there's a hole on top of it?
Like a tiny fucking hole all the way on the ceiling.
Honestly.
And you can throw a grenade through it.
That's fucked.
Fake immortal.
You know what's crazy on that map?
You want to know something?
On the switch, you know, like the switch that you click, if you shoot through that switch, it goes, like, you know, when you come through to go to A from the attacker site, it's like, it's like this, and there's like a hallway, and then you go in.
Yeah.
Like, a lot of people will place like a killjoy ult there, and you can shoot through the fucking switch to the other side.
It's like the weirdest thing ever.
It's just weird shit like that.
He's so good.
He's so good at reacting.
I know.
That's brilliant content creator brand right there.
We need some.
I did not know that.
That's crazy.
But yeah, it's shit like that.
It's just lineups, angles.
It's like CSGO in that regard.
I haven't really played CSGO.
CSGO is just crazy.
I played with some CSGO pros.
Whenever I play Valorant, and I play with like, I've played with pros, I feel like I'm on their, like, on the, like, I can hang up.
Like, I can play against them.
Like, I'm not getting shit on.
But I played it with, like, Stewie2K and Tarek CS Pros, and it was like, they were like different animals.
It's just like, there's so, like, that skill ceiling on CS is just moving beyond Valorant.
It's just ridiculous.
Todd played my first ever ranked game for me as a meme.
Because that was it.
Is that Todd?
Terek?
Oh, Tarek, yeah.
And dude, watching him play Reyna, it was like, it's just a different game that he's playing.
Like, I'm not playing the same game that he's playing.
He's like, it felt like he was swimming.
Yeah.
Like, it just, his movement is so fluid.
It literally feels like, like, I'm so clunky.
And, and he's just going.
It was Icebox too.
So it was like CSGO pros like crack to Valorant.
Yeah, they're like, most of the time.
Oh, Toddic.
Yeah, CSGO pros are just like Bradiants and Valorant 500.
But just even if it's a hard game and they come to Valorant, it is.
He's like, I'm the best.
The skill ceiling on CLS is hard.
He's trying to get a harder game.
He's trying to angle this.
He's trying to claim that he's going to be better than you at Valorant.
I mean, I would bet that.
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I would bet.
He's got so much extra playtime on me that maybe he'll be better than me.
Obviously, he'll be better than you.
But no, CS has a higher skilling, and not all of the skills from CS transfer to Valorant.
You're going to catch him looking at TikTok lineups.
I probably will.
If I'm actually getting into the game, I'm going to look up lineups.
Make you way better.
That's like the easy.
Hey, guys, if you're getting new to CSGO and you want to get instantly better, just look up some lineups.
You'll be instantly better.
It's going to be good.
You play some fucking champion that has lineups.
You plant the bomb and you just fucking Molotov the bomb.
Like, what the fuck do they do?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
I am a dummy who has not looked into any lineups and I've been just like trying to learn it on my own foolishly and failing to do so.
But, you know, I'll get there.
On that note, I think it's time that we move on to the paywall proportion of this broadcast.
Usually there's a half an intermission, which we are going to get to right now.
We talk about more of the juicy tidbits behind the case.
I can see through the window.
Yeah, like that.
Exactly.
Like that license plate that you can see through the window.
And more.
Zooming on his glasses, you might see the reflection.
Actually, I should.
Okay, well.
Maybe check the edit.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
My brother is just doing some crazy shit out there right now.
Anyway, regardless, what do you guys want to promote?
What are you working on?
Say it to the camera.
I don't know.
I just posted a YouTube video and it's actually not doing that well.
So go watch it.
Go watch it.
Go watch it.
It's interesting.
It's a video where I'm in a Mr. Beast video and it's actually performing 10 out of 10 by a lot.
That's crazy.
It is.
I worked all week.
I came to LA on LA on Wednesday and I was editing all day.
I didn't go out to dinner with them and finally got the edit done.
Posted.
Just for it to be a 10 of 10?
For it to be a 10 of 10.
That's a big bummer.
Yeah, I mean, I had a good title, good thumbnail.
Like, I don't understand what's wrong with that.
But guys, please go like and subscribe.
Please.
Susan, she watches me.
I'll tell her.
Susie, Susie, can you like do something to the album?
Just like Susie fixes.
Susan actually co-tweeted me.
Co-tweeted me as well.
Technically, it was me and Quack T.
It was a photo with Quack Tea Sound App in.
But what were you guys saying in it?
It was just a picture of me, Dream, Saturnap, Carl, and Quack Tea.
Together all the time.
And then she quote tweeted it and was like, so good to see you guys together.
But it was like a week after we posted it.
What the fuck?
Which is kind of funny.
She's like trying to get you guys on YouTube, which we will be talking about behind the paywall.
Yeah, Susan, if you want me on YouTube, DM me.
Why'd you say that's so sexy?
Yeah.
Gotta entice us on.
That was so devious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
DM me.
Susan, check me out.
DMs are open.
All right.
What about you?
I mean, you know some of the stuff I've been working on, like the NRG stuff, you came to the party.
Just doing that, wanting to stream more, upload more.
And I have some like bigger stuff that I want to do, but I have no like playing Valorant with me.
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Yeah, well, he doesn't want to say it.
He's being too kind.
Yeah, that's right.
We're gearing up for that.
All right.
Well, if you want the paywall content, you can go to patreon.com slash fear and we'll see you on the other side.
Peace.
That's wild.
What the fuck?
I can't do that.
I want to like blow your mind, but I don't want it to be like on camera because it's actually gross as fuck.
Whoa, dude.
That is...
That is genuinely impressive.
Is that what that means?
No.
Maybe the thing is a lot less funny than me and the queen.