Fear& - Sapnap & Georgenotfound Give Hasan a Holiday Surprise | Fear&EthnicSanta
Aired: 2022-11-21
Duration: 56:28


=== Johnny Depp Texas Observation (14:56) ===

[00:00:14]  Yeah, they're all well except for that one behind you.
[00:00:19]  That one we're not using, but like boom, boom, boom, all of these.
[00:00:27]  That's a hero shot.
[00:00:28]  Yeah.
[00:00:30]  Yeah, we got three cams.
[00:00:31]  We're locked and loaded.
[00:00:33]  What's up, everybody?
[00:00:35]  You already know.
[00:00:36]  Will's not here.
[00:00:38]  Won't tell you what the cause of death is, but he has passed away, unfortunately.
[00:00:42]  Yeah, we're just going to do that.
[00:00:43]  We just talked about it, but then you had to redo it.
[00:00:46]  Yeah, it wasn't available.
[00:00:47]  It's not monetizable.
[00:00:48]  So we're going to run the clock on the first 67 and talk about other stuff and then get back to Will's real cause of death.
[00:00:54]  His fake cost.
[00:00:55]  He's not watching.
[00:00:56]  We'll tell you what it is.
[00:00:57]  He's not here.
[00:00:58]  This is the weekend.
[00:00:59]  This is going to come out next week, but the weekend that we're shooting this on.
[00:01:03]  Will's actually in Pennsylvania.
[00:01:05]  Yuck.
[00:01:05]  Ew.
[00:01:06]  Pennsylvania.
[00:01:08]  Terrible state.
[00:01:08]  Okay, you can't speak.
[00:01:09]  You're from Florida.
[00:01:10]  I'm from Texas.
[00:01:11]  Okay, but you live in Florida.
[00:01:13]  He lives in Florida.
[00:01:14]  I know.
[00:01:15]  I got two Florida men right here.
[00:01:17]  That's right.
[00:01:18]  But Pennsylvania, like, what even goes on there?
[00:01:20]  Oh, God.
[00:01:20]  That's where the bell is, the big bell, right?
[00:01:23]  Yeah.
[00:01:24]  The Eagles are there.
[00:01:25]  They eat horse manure sometimes when they're celebrating Super Bowl victories.
[00:01:29]  Very weird state overall.
[00:01:32]  I have not tried horse manure.
[00:01:33]  I feel like it would taste like...
[00:01:34]  I'm not from Pennsylvania.
[00:01:35]  I feel like it would taste like hearty, like salad almost.
[00:01:38]  Salad.
[00:01:39]  Because they eat just grass.
[00:01:40]  I feel like it would taste like shit.
[00:01:42]  I think it would taste better than a human.
[00:01:44]  For sure.
[00:01:46]  You sound like a connoisseur.
[00:01:49]  I'm realizing the potential that their diet is simply hay and grass.
[00:01:54]  They eat sugar cubes and carrots and stuff like that.
[00:01:56]  George is placing his pinky finger quite delectably.
[00:02:00]  It's like a high-tier food.
[00:02:04]  Very nice.
[00:02:05]  The tandems are doing all the arrows.
[00:02:07]  The tandens have been released adequately on this one.
[00:02:11]  This whole manure.
[00:02:12]  Very cool.
[00:02:13]  I am, of course, joined by George Not Found and Sapnap.
[00:02:16]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:17]  That's it.
[00:02:17]  We're going crazy.
[00:02:18]  That's insane.
[00:02:20]  This guy's Hassan Abby.
[00:02:21]  How do you?
[00:02:23]  Hasana Abby House, which you guys know how much it costs.
[00:02:27]  Yeah.
[00:02:27]  $7 billion.
[00:02:30]  He actually handed me stocks of money as soon as I tasted it.
[00:02:33]  It was crazy.
[00:02:33]  I do it to all my guests.
[00:02:34]  I was just like, here you go.
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:36]  That's the only way people come on the podcast.
[00:02:38]  He paid us a lot of chunk of a large sum of money.
[00:02:41]  Oh, absolutely.
[00:02:42]  100%.
[00:02:43]  You can't dispose that amount of money, though.
[00:02:44]  I'm an NDA.
[00:02:45]  Yeah.
[00:02:46]  He also makes you sign NDAs.
[00:02:47]  It's weird.
[00:02:48]  I saw on Twitter you tweeted asking for questions.
[00:02:51]  Did you get any?
[00:02:52]  Any useful answers?
[00:02:52]  It was Marsh asking for questions.
[00:02:54]  Oh, that was you.
[00:02:57]  He was doing producer work, which I'm very proud of.
[00:03:00]  Old Billy Rave Brains, as Will used to call him when he was alive, before he passed away from a tragic self-sucking accident.
[00:03:09]  We can say it.
[00:03:10]  Do we want to talk about it?
[00:03:11]  Yeah, we can now talk about it.
[00:03:13]  Will unfortunately passed away because of a tragic self-sucking accident.
[00:03:17]  He was trying to suck his own dick.
[00:03:19]  Yeah, that actually sign up almost died last week.
[00:03:22]  That's crazy.
[00:03:23]  I was able to live through that one, though.
[00:03:26]  It's something that impacts a lot of people.
[00:03:27]  Americans don't really understand.
[00:03:29]  They're like, oh, yeah, I can self-suck.
[00:03:30]  It's like, don't try it.
[00:03:32]  It's risky.
[00:03:32]  Sonop can tell you, first-hand experience, it is bad for you.
[00:03:35]  I mean, don't want to try.
[00:03:36]  George was there helping me, pushing down on my legs, helping the whole process through.
[00:03:40]  I think he's sitting here today.
[00:03:42]  I saved him.
[00:03:43]  He pulled you out last second from the self-suck.
[00:03:46]  Thank God.
[00:03:47]  Thank you, George.
[00:03:47]  You're welcome.
[00:03:48]  If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't be sitting here.
[00:03:50]  It would just be a boring George Not Found episode.
[00:03:52]  God knows, that would be.
[00:03:53]  Yeah, it would be a 1v1.
[00:03:55]  It would just be me being brotherly.
[00:03:56]  We'd be debating.
[00:03:57]  Yeah, we would be.
[00:03:58]  Can we debate?
[00:03:59]  Big political guy.
[00:04:00]  I am.
[00:04:00]  I love politics.
[00:04:01]  That's what he does.
[00:04:02]  Yeah, we can do it.
[00:04:02]  Rishi Sunak, what do we think?
[00:04:05]  Wait, who is that?
[00:04:06]  Is that the London guy?
[00:04:07]  He's the new leader of the Tory party and the entire country as a matter of fact.
[00:04:12]  Yeah, George loves Tories.
[00:04:13]  I actually don't know much about politics.
[00:04:16]  I was like, wait, that name, I recognize that name.
[00:04:18]  It's the London guy.
[00:04:19]  Yeah, Liz Truss 45 Days.
[00:04:21]  We actually don't do any politics on this podcast.
[00:04:23]  Contrary to what everybody always thinks.
[00:04:25]  That's upsetting.
[00:04:25]  I was excited for us.
[00:04:27]  You just said that.
[00:04:28]  He's just really wanting to talk about it.
[00:04:29]  There's like so much cool politics stuff that just happened, though.
[00:04:32]  It is.
[00:04:33]  The red puddle.
[00:04:34]  What is that?
[00:04:35]  He's right.
[00:04:36]  That sounds like a Game of Thrones episode.
[00:04:38]  It is kind of like it did play out like that.
[00:04:40]  The midterm elections happened.
[00:04:41]  It happens.
[00:04:42]  My dad texted me.
[00:04:43]  He said, are you going to vote in the midtime elections?
[00:04:45]  And I said, am I even allowed to do that?
[00:04:46]  No.
[00:04:47]  No, illegally.
[00:04:47]  That's what we like.
[00:04:48]  We're Democrats.
[00:04:49]  We like illegal voters.
[00:04:50]  We love undocumented immigrants.
[00:04:53]  I'm coming in and voting.
[00:04:54]  I believe undocumented, I think.
[00:04:56]  He's definitely probably one of the most documented you can be immigrants.
[00:05:01]  They go through interviews.
[00:05:02]  Oh, yeah.
[00:05:03]  That's a whole process.
[00:05:05]  I wouldn't recommend him.
[00:05:06]  Yeah, we need to shut down the wall between England and the United States.
[00:05:10]  Let me tell you, folks.
[00:05:13]  We're letting these guys come in.
[00:05:14]  It's crazy.
[00:05:15]  What's this?
[00:05:16]  Yeah.
[00:05:17]  You're from Texas?
[00:05:18]  Yeah.
[00:05:19]  And you moved to Florida.
[00:05:20]  Yes.
[00:05:20]  That's crazy.
[00:05:21]  It is kind of funny.
[00:05:23]  What part of Texas?
[00:05:24]  Houston.
[00:05:24]  Okay.
[00:05:25]  I'm living Houston.
[00:05:26]  I feel like Houston's...
[00:05:27]  Everyone lives in Texas' cowboy hats, you know, four seasons.
[00:05:31]  I went to Texas for the first time.
[00:05:32]  No, it's mega churches and malls.
[00:05:35]  I saw multiple people with cowboy boots.
[00:05:37]  I mean, there's still, yeah, there's cowboy boots in Texas.
[00:05:39]  I was like, oh, wow, it really is a thing.
[00:05:41]  Well, people actually wear cowboy.
[00:05:42]  I see cowboy boots in Florida, too.
[00:05:45]  You probably see more now in Florida because they all want to be like yee-ee.
[00:05:49]  They want to be so yee-ee.
[00:05:50]  What's E-E?
[00:05:51]  Yee-Eee.
[00:05:52]  Oh, Yee-Ee.
[00:05:54]  I've seen more like stuff that you would expect to see in Texas in Florida.
[00:05:59]  In Texas, the whole time I was in Texas, I never saw anyone going around with Trump flags and stuff.
[00:06:05]  And the first day in Florida.
[00:06:06]  The first day that I went out and first I went out in Florida, we found a Trump thing.
[00:06:12]  Oh, yeah, we did.
[00:06:13]  We found one on the back of the park.
[00:06:16]  The exposure was too high.
[00:06:18]  It was too bright.
[00:06:18]  It's funny now because now that you have been in Florida for a while, you probably realize it's not even unique.
[00:06:24]  Everybody in Florida is riding.
[00:06:27]  Rioting?
[00:06:28]  Riding Trump.
[00:06:30]  They're big time.
[00:06:31]  They love Trump down there.
[00:06:32]  Well, DeSantis.
[00:06:34]  No, no, no.
[00:06:34]  DeSantis, too.
[00:06:35]  Well, they love DeSantis more.
[00:06:36]  That's actually a unique component within the Republican Party, which I'm not going to get into on the podcast because we don't do any politics on this podcast.
[00:06:44]  Other than today.
[00:06:45]  Other than...
[00:06:46]  So you are out here from England, from London Town.
[00:06:51]  London.
[00:06:52]  London.
[00:06:52]  I have been.
[00:06:53]  I met you in London.
[00:06:54]  I got in London.
[00:06:55]  We did.
[00:06:55]  Actually, wait, did we?
[00:06:56]  Oh, yeah, we did.
[00:06:57]  I went to your house, my man.
[00:06:58]  George had a great time.
[00:06:59]  Yeah.
[00:07:00]  You did have a great time.
[00:07:02]  You did.
[00:07:03]  I don't know if we can talk about that.
[00:07:04]  No, if you don't want to talk about it, we don't have to.
[00:07:07]  He's a wild one, this one.
[00:07:09]  No, I don't know.
[00:07:11]  It was an interesting time.
[00:07:13]  Yeah.
[00:07:14]  No, it was a lot of fun.
[00:07:17]  The other night, I went to your NRG party.
[00:07:20]  Oh, yeah.
[00:07:21]  Did you say energy or NRG?
[00:07:23]  I think they want it to be more in energy.
[00:07:26]  They should have just spelled the energy then.
[00:07:28]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:07:29]  I think that probably was taken or something.
[00:07:31]  I don't know.
[00:07:32]  You think, oh, it's a 3 letter name.
[00:07:33]  Maybe the 3 letter name was taken as well.
[00:07:36]  What?
[00:07:36]  No.
[00:07:37]  I guess obviously not because they got a...
[00:07:39]  Never mind.
[00:07:39]  Well, you did an energy party alongside Ski Mass's slump god.
[00:07:44]  You guys are besties.
[00:07:45]  Yeah, we're best friends.
[00:07:46]  Yeah.
[00:07:46]  Like, you know, just following me on Twitter.
[00:07:49]  So, I mean, Instagram.
[00:07:53]  That's when it's close, close.
[00:07:54]  He followed me as well.
[00:07:56]  Because I told him to.
[00:07:57]  I was like, yeah, check it out.
[00:07:59]  And he quite lit, I was there.
[00:08:00]  I heard him.
[00:08:01]  He said, oh, for you, SAP, anything.
[00:08:04]  Anything.
[00:08:04]  Anything.
[00:08:05]  Even George.
[00:08:06]  I'll follow a British guy.
[00:08:07]  It's fine.
[00:08:08]  I mean, that took a lot.
[00:08:10]  Not many people really.
[00:08:12]  Not many people other than the millions of people that follow you.
[00:08:15]  It's hard to get people to follow, man.
[00:08:16]  Yeah.
[00:08:17]  It's a hard sell.
[00:08:18]  Yeah.
[00:08:19]  But the reason why I was mentioning the party is because I asked you at the party, George.
[00:08:25]  Yeah, I was like, what's...
[00:08:27]  How do you like America so far?
[00:08:29]  Like, what are the differences?
[00:08:30]  And you've literally said there's no differences.
[00:08:33]  Well, okay, obviously there are differences, but like, it's not like difference to the point where it's like, oh, my God, it's a whole different land.
[00:08:41]  I feel like there is like pretty big differences that would make me go, oh, my God, it's a whole different thing.
[00:08:47]  I don't mean to figure you out.
[00:08:48]  They drive on the right side of the road.
[00:08:50]  I don't have a license, so it doesn't shock me.
[00:08:52]  You did notice that.
[00:08:54]  The first day I picked you up, you tried to go into my seat.
[00:08:56]  Oh, yeah, I went to the wrong side of the car.
[00:08:58]  Oh, I do that in London, too.
[00:08:59]  It's funny.
[00:09:00]  Were you like shocked?
[00:09:01]  We're like, where are the double decker buses then?
[00:09:04]  No.
[00:09:05]  What's going on?
[00:09:06]  Like, I don't know.
[00:09:07]  I guess there's no double decker buses here.
[00:09:10]  That's interesting.
[00:09:11]  Why don't you guys have double?
[00:09:12]  Do you guys even have buses?
[00:09:14]  There's double-decker buses in New York.
[00:09:16]  Are there?
[00:09:17]  I don't even know.
[00:09:18]  There's buses.
[00:09:18]  Yeah, you can go to the top, you stay at the top, and it drives around.
[00:09:21]  The only double-decker buses you get out here are the sightseeing tour ones.
[00:09:24]  Oh, I saw something in like Hollywood.
[00:09:26]  But that's not public transportation.
[00:09:27]  Oh, it's like nobody has no double deck.
[00:09:29]  That's like, go find celebrities, right?
[00:09:31]  Yeah.
[00:09:31]  We saw one yesterday, and it was driving really slowly past.
[00:09:33]  I was like, hey guys, it's us.
[00:09:35]  It's us.
[00:09:35]  And they didn't care.
[00:09:36]  Yeah, it's like all, you know, 45-year-old mothers from Kansas.
[00:09:40]  They have no idea.
[00:09:40]  If their daughters were there, they would have freaked the fuck out probably.
[00:09:42]  I just want to see like Johnny Depp or something walking around.
[00:09:45]  What are the chances of them just seeing Johnny Depp?
[00:09:47]  Very low, I think.
[00:09:48]  I imagine.
[00:09:49]  I don't, I've never been on one of the.
[00:09:52]  Actually, that's a great content idea.
[00:09:54]  Like, I would love to fucking go on one of those things and see what's what it's, you know.
[00:09:58]  I mean, it's about like the success rate is of actually seeing a celebrity.
[00:10:02]  They like drive into their streets, right?
[00:10:04]  Yeah, it's pretty weird.
[00:10:05]  They're like, here is a celebrity's house.
[00:10:07]  Yeah, it's kind of.
[00:10:08]  Wait, what?
[00:10:08]  That's kind of weird.
[00:10:09]  Oh, yeah, no, they drive.
[00:10:10]  They drive like a lot of them live in gated communities, so it doesn't matter.
[00:10:14]  God, I've tried.
[00:10:17]  A lot of them live in gated communities.
[00:10:20]  So, you know, you don't get to really see them or anything, but it is still weird that they're like, this is this celebrity's house.
[00:10:27]  Yeah.
[00:10:28]  Like, kind of an invasion.
[00:10:29]  I'm about to tip them off with the R dress and they can come back down the street.
[00:10:32]  Yeah, no.
[00:10:33]  Please don't.
[00:10:35]  No, the problem with me is that like I'm not like, you know, Chris Evans or whatever.
[00:10:42]  So the people that will come here are not going to be...
[00:10:45]  They're not going to be normies.
[00:10:46]  Yeah, they're not going to be normies.
[00:10:47]  You're like, oh, okay.
[00:10:48]  Yeah.
[00:10:49]  I guess like, do norm, would a normal person go to Johnny Depp's house?
[00:10:54]  I don't think.
[00:10:55]  I would go to Johnny.
[00:10:56]  Well, I would, but like, I also feel like he wouldn't.
[00:10:59]  Well, okay.
[00:11:00]  If he didn't think it was weird, I would do it.
[00:11:03]  Okay, then everyone would do it, George.
[00:11:05]  Well, no, that's not true.
[00:11:06]  Well, I would.
[00:11:08]  I mean, I'd hang out with a famous person if I could just go to their house, but then they also knocked down their door.
[00:11:12]  He's going to knock down the story.
[00:11:14]  They're like, that's so good.
[00:11:15]  Hey, and they open the door like, what?
[00:11:17]  I'm like.
[00:11:19]  He does have like a fake British accent.
[00:11:20]  So maybe you guys get along.
[00:11:22]  When you have a real one, he could learn how to do a real accent for you.
[00:11:25]  Yeah.
[00:11:26]  I'm sure I could.
[00:11:26]  He can learn some things for me.
[00:11:27]  What would you guys talk about?
[00:11:29]  Me and Johnny.
[00:11:29]  I have so much in common.
[00:11:31]  Yeah.
[00:11:31]  I mean.
[00:11:32]  He's like 75.
[00:11:34]  That was already very in common.
[00:11:36]  I mean, I watched his live streams.
[00:11:40]  I don't think that was his live stream.
[00:11:42]  They had a lot of views and he was on them.
[00:11:43]  I watched them.
[00:11:44]  Yeah.
[00:11:45]  I watched you watch that.
[00:11:46]  Yeah, so did I.
[00:11:46]  I watched you.
[00:11:48]  I watched it like once or twice.
[00:11:49]  I think I watched you.
[00:11:50]  I think I watched you for some of it.
[00:11:52]  Yeah.
[00:11:52]  It was like it was free extra content.
[00:11:54]  Yeah.
[00:11:55]  I don't know what's happening.
[00:11:56]  And like you'll set, you'll say some things.
[00:11:57]  I don't even know if you knew what you were talking about, but let's be real.
[00:12:01]  That's like 95% of my audience.
[00:12:02]  Like, I don't know what this guy's saying, but I agree with him, I think.
[00:12:04]  I'm just going to repeat it.
[00:12:05]  I started watching it, and I was like, wait, I can just watch someone else and they'll tell me what's happening.
[00:12:09]  Yeah.
[00:12:09]  So, true.
[00:12:10]  Yeah.
[00:12:10]  That was crazy.
[00:12:12]  Like, that was an insane moment.
[00:12:14]  That was an insane moment because, like, I think one of the wildest things that came out of that was that people were unironically like, yo, Johnny Depp is hot, actually.
[00:12:22]  And it was like, no.
[00:12:24]  Like, there are still people I see on Twitter that are like, oh my God, look at how happy and sexy Johnny Depp looks.
[00:12:28]  And then it'll be a photo of Johnny Depp.
[00:12:31]  I mean, you could pull this up.
[00:12:32]  Marsh, like, you'll pull up a photo of Johnny Depp and you're like, no, dude, that's not.
[00:12:36]  You look hurt, man.
[00:12:38]  That's crazy.
[00:12:40]  Just look up Johnny Depp happy or something.
[00:12:43]  And then, yeah, oh, it's already up there.
[00:12:46]  The first two.
[00:12:47]  Yeah, that one, that one, the second one.
[00:12:48]  No, no, the second one.
[00:12:51]  That's what people post on Twitter and they'll be like, oh my God, I love Johnny Deppe.
[00:12:55]  Wait, what?
[00:12:55]  He developed stands after this.
[00:12:58]  Wait, I'm so confused.
[00:12:59]  That's John.
[00:12:59]  He was doing like five.
[00:13:00]  That is Johnny Depp, yes.
[00:13:03]  That doesn't even look like that.
[00:13:04]  No, That's literally what he looks like now.
[00:13:07]  Does he look like Elton John in that picture?
[00:13:09]  I don't even know what he looks like.
[00:13:11]  Is it just like the long?
[00:13:12]  What happened?
[00:13:14]  I just, you know, he just looks so different.
[00:13:16]  Real monkey's paw situation where he was like, I want to win this.
[00:13:20]  I want to win a defamation suit in America, which is like very difficult to achieve.
[00:13:24]  But then, you know, it sucked the life force out of him.
[00:13:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:13:28]  He won, but at what price?
[00:13:29]  At what price?
[00:13:30]  Jeez.
[00:13:31]  Yeah, that's cool.
[00:13:32]  What other celebrities would you see?
[00:13:34]  What other celebrities have you seen since you've been here?
[00:13:36]  For both of you guys.
[00:13:37]  I don't think I've ever seen.
[00:13:41]  You guys see Rambo?
[00:13:43]  Oh, Rambo.
[00:13:43]  I saw him at TwitchCon.
[00:13:44]  That's crazy.
[00:13:45]  I was so excited.
[00:13:46]  It was crazy.
[00:13:47]  I pressed the elevator button.
[00:13:48]  Door opened.
[00:13:49]  Ramboo just standing right there.
[00:13:51]  That's so weird.
[00:13:52]  Oh, you know what else happened?
[00:13:53]  What?
[00:13:53]  Another time I open the elevator, I go in and there's this girl, and she's like, oh my God, can I get a photo with you?
[00:13:58]  And I'm like, yeah, sure.
[00:14:00]  Go down.
[00:14:01]  Now we're just flexing.
[00:14:02]  I didn't realize it was a flexible.
[00:14:04]  Well, okay, Twitch Hotel.
[00:14:06]  Everyone knows we're there.
[00:14:07]  But anyway, we come back up.
[00:14:08]  I come back up later.
[00:14:10]  It was like 10 minutes later because I forgot something.
[00:14:13]  And she was there again.
[00:14:15]  And I was like, wait, she's just sitting in there going up and down waiting for creators to get in the elevator.
[00:14:21]  A little sneaky.
[00:14:22]  That's weird.
[00:14:23]  I worked out what you were doing.
[00:14:24]  If you're seeing this, I know what you do.
[00:14:26]  I know what you did.
[00:14:28]  You were just waiting.
[00:14:28]  You acted like you just stumbled upon me, but you were actually just waiting.
[00:14:32]  Yeah.
[00:14:33]  And he knows what your face looks like.
[00:14:35]  I actually don't.
[00:14:36]  Maybe I gotta do it.
[00:14:37]  You know what?
[00:14:38]  I do.
[00:14:38]  And if you do it again, I will enforce it.
[00:14:40]  There's photos.
[00:14:41]  So you can find it in the C photos of if they posted it.
[00:14:46]  That'd be fun.
[00:14:46]  Oh my god, that'd be so funny if she posted it and then people went on Twitter and found the picture because it'd probably be the only one in the elevator.
[00:14:53]  Yeah.
[00:14:54]  And then she'd get into it.
[00:14:55]  And it's just like, like, what no one in the standing legally has to say.
[00:14:58]  Hey, guys, do not harass this person.
[00:15:00]  It's fine.
[00:15:02]  It's okay.
[00:15:02]  This is just an interesting observation.
[00:15:04]  What if she worked the elevator for the event?
[00:15:05]  Yeah, she's just shit.
[00:15:06]  And you're just like calling her out right now.
[00:15:08]  I don't think so.
[00:15:09]  Yeah.
[00:15:10]  You know what?
[00:15:10]  Maybe she did.

=== Dream Face Reveal Reaction (02:03) ===

[00:15:11]  Who knows?
[00:15:12]  So, which celebrities have you seen?
[00:15:15]  We hung out with Marshmallow.
[00:15:18]  Does he show his face?
[00:15:19]  I saw his face.
[00:15:21]  He's a good-looking handsome.
[00:15:23]  Wait, so a face reveal?
[00:15:25]  Marshmallow face reveal?
[00:15:26]  He was talking to Dream about a face reveal, actually.
[00:15:30]  I don't know what I can say.
[00:15:32]  Well, because Dream did it.
[00:15:32]  Obviously, Dream did a face reveal.
[00:15:34]  Wait, Dream did a face reveal?
[00:15:35]  He did.
[00:15:35]  I didn't know if I could say that.
[00:15:37]  Yeah, I think you can say Dream did a face reveal.
[00:15:39]  Dream did a face reveal and Marshmallow, obviously, if you don't know, he wears like the little fucking thing.
[00:15:45]  What do you call it?
[00:15:46]  Little helmet.
[00:15:47]  And he was the only one to dream about that.
[00:15:49]  He's like, oh, that was some bonding over being faceless.
[00:15:53]  Yeah.
[00:15:54]  So we hung out with him.
[00:15:55]  It'd be weird if he was just still wearing the hat while you guys were talking about it.
[00:15:58]  I'm always talking to him.
[00:16:00]  I gotta understand.
[00:16:01]  I would have a marshmallow.
[00:16:03]  I actually wouldn't be like, I wouldn't be surprised.
[00:16:05]  That's like weird.
[00:16:06]  We have a friend.
[00:16:07]  Do you know who Callahan is?
[00:16:08]  No.
[00:16:09]  So he doesn't talk nor show his face.
[00:16:12]  What?
[00:16:13]  He doesn't talk to us.
[00:16:14]  Yeah, he doesn't even talk to us.
[00:16:15]  And we've known him for like 10 years.
[00:16:17]  How does he make content?
[00:16:18]  He doesn't.
[00:16:19]  He types.
[00:16:19]  He's our developer.
[00:16:21]  Yeah.
[00:16:22]  Oh, so he doesn't make content?
[00:16:23]  No.
[00:16:24]  He does have like a million followers.
[00:16:25]  He's like a Twitter.
[00:16:27]  Does he tweet?
[00:16:28]  Yeah.
[00:16:28]  Occasionally.
[00:16:28]  Occasionally.
[00:16:29]  Okay.
[00:16:30]  It's a rare occurrence.
[00:16:31]  That's crazy.
[00:16:32]  He doesn't talk even to us.
[00:16:33]  Yeah.
[00:16:34]  So that's kind of similar to like, I guess I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't take his helmet off.
[00:16:38]  That goes beyond used to it.
[00:16:40]  Yeah, Callahans is the one that I go like, why don't you just talk?
[00:16:43]  Because there'll be moments where we're trying to code something for a video and like he's struggling and it'll be like Dream yelling at him or George yelling at him.
[00:16:50]  And we're like, we just wish you could talk because he has like so long time to talk about typing out.
[00:16:54]  Like we'll start recording a video and then there'll be a problem.
[00:16:57]  And we're like, Callahan, you need to fix this.
[00:16:58]  And he'll be like, we'll just sit there in silence for 10 seconds and it'll be like, okay, fixing.
[00:17:02]  And like, just talk.
[00:17:04]  Like, it's stressful because we're not.
[00:17:05]  I don't even use a voice modulator.
[00:17:08]  He's an idiot.
[00:17:09]  I don't know.
[00:17:09]  Yeah.
[00:17:10]  Okay.
[00:17:11]  I'm fixing it.
[00:17:11]  He's a monoroid now.
[00:17:12]  I don't know.

=== Charity Scams and Internet Hate (07:13) ===

[00:17:14]  We didn't.
[00:17:14]  Oh, we met.
[00:17:15]  It's not real.
[00:17:16]  I'm here to tell you guys his artificial intelligence.
[00:17:18]  They actually.
[00:17:19]  We had a theory that he was our friends.
[00:17:22]  Like, it's like dream on an audio camera or like bad.
[00:17:25]  It's not, though.
[00:17:26]  Well, it's not.
[00:17:26]  It's like a funny theory.
[00:17:28]  Yeah.
[00:17:29]  We met Serena Williams.
[00:17:31]  That's a tennis player, if you don't know.
[00:17:34]  Yeah.
[00:17:34]  Hey, I'm talking to the camera.
[00:17:35]  I'm sure you describing.
[00:17:38]  Yeah, I mean.
[00:17:38]  We met Barack Obama.
[00:17:40]  He was the president.
[00:17:41]  If you don't know who Serena Williams is, I'm sure a lot of people don't.
[00:17:45]  You can prove my point.
[00:17:46]  You can write in the comment section.
[00:17:47]  I don't know who Serena Roddens was.
[00:17:48]  Thanks for informing me, George.
[00:17:50]  They're going to write that now because they're simping for you.
[00:17:53]  Who else have we met?
[00:17:54]  I don't know.
[00:17:56]  We didn't meet.
[00:17:57]  We saw postmonal.
[00:17:59]  We didn't meet him.
[00:17:59]  He didn't care about us.
[00:18:01]  I think we locked eyes.
[00:18:02]  Oh, yeah, he actually looked at me in the eyes one time.
[00:18:07]  For a brief second.
[00:18:08]  I don't know if that counts.
[00:18:08]  I feel like he's...
[00:18:09]  I was supposed to go to his album release party, and then I was hanging out with my family, so I didn't.
[00:18:14]  But I mean, he's good friends with Ethan and stuff.
[00:18:17]  H3H3.
[00:18:20]  And from everything I've seen, he seems like such a nice guy from what everyone else says.
[00:18:26]  But they clown on him so hard on the internet.
[00:18:28]  For what?
[00:18:29]  I don't know.
[00:18:29]  I feel like people just dunk on him a lot.
[00:18:31]  Dunk on him for what, though?
[00:18:32]  They say he's smelly, dirty.
[00:18:34]  I feel like I might have even played some.
[00:18:37]  I might have even gotten it on the phone every now and then.
[00:18:39]  You know what I mean?
[00:18:40]  But I feel bad.
[00:18:43]  No, I don't think...
[00:18:44]  No, I've never met him.
[00:18:45]  How are people saying that?
[00:18:46]  Surely they haven't like...
[00:18:47]  No, they say he looks like dirty.
[00:18:48]  Oh, well, they don't know.
[00:18:50]  Yeah.
[00:18:51]  The internet will do that to people.
[00:18:54]  That's nothing I think the internet does.
[00:18:56]  They definitely say mean things.
[00:18:58]  That's a thing.
[00:18:59]  I'm sure he doesn't care.
[00:19:00]  I feel like he has.
[00:19:01]  I mean, I feel like, I mean, if you're postmon, like, are you really going to care what someone says?
[00:19:05]  That's true.
[00:19:05]  I don't think he cares.
[00:19:07]  He's just dropping beats.
[00:19:08]  I really don't think he cares at all.
[00:19:10]  But maybe, you know, I could be wrong.
[00:19:11]  He's going to be all upset.
[00:19:12]  I go to his $30, $40 million house.
[00:19:15]  Oh, man.
[00:19:15]  That sucks.
[00:19:16]  He does.
[00:19:17]  He does like.
[00:19:18]  I mean, he was on Twitch a lot.
[00:19:19]  Like, he streams and stuff.
[00:19:21]  I remember he was switching to me.
[00:19:22]  Yeah, he is very in tune with the online space.
[00:19:26]  He's a bit of a Carl style homie hopper where he used to be like he was like really close with like Cody and Noel.
[00:19:33]  I mean, he still is, I think.
[00:19:35]  And then like Ethan, H3H3.
[00:19:37]  You know, he just like, he has a lot of, he knows a lot of like the internet people.
[00:19:41]  So me.
[00:19:43]  Well, now he's going to want to get to know me.
[00:19:45]  Yeah.
[00:19:45]  Now he needs to jump into the market.
[00:19:46]  He's me in the crowd at that party.
[00:19:49]  Cash up.
[00:19:49]  Oh, yeah.
[00:19:50]  I mean, when you go, it's free promo.
[00:19:52]  Bleep it out.
[00:19:53]  Bleep it out.
[00:19:54]  not saying that brand's name no i'm kidding i actually got 50 you did they uh they had this thing where they they had signed to our crypto codes and i scan it i got free 50 did you ever get it was it crypto no it's not crypto no more money cash app is the one i think like out of all the payments i don't care no i'm gonna on them okay um it's the one where like you can't really shut off like requests i think So people are always like, yo, give me some money.
[00:20:22]  Yeah.
[00:20:22]  But I don't even, like, I don't, I don't even know how to log on to it.
[00:20:25]  I don't even know how to log on to it.
[00:20:27]  So, like, I just get the notice sometimes.
[00:20:29]  I should just delete it.
[00:20:30]  I don't know what the fuck's wrong with me.
[00:20:32]  But can people just send you money as well?
[00:20:34]  Maybe.
[00:20:35]  No, yeah, they can.
[00:20:36]  They can send you money for free.
[00:20:37]  You get some free money.
[00:20:38]  What if my cash app is just caked right now?
[00:20:39]  I have no fucking idea.
[00:20:40]  I have a million money.
[00:20:41]  Maybe I should just make an account public and just leave it, like, never use it, but then I'll check in like a year to see how much money I have.
[00:20:47]  That'd be interesting video idea.
[00:20:49]  I made a blank.
[00:20:50]  I'm not going to.
[00:20:51]  I can't say the name.
[00:20:52]  I can't say their name.
[00:20:53]  Free promo.
[00:20:54]  They made a blank payment app and made money in a year.
[00:20:59]  I have a terrible view.
[00:21:00]  Wouldn't it cool if the title was like, I made, I made it?
[00:21:02]  I made blank amount of money doing nothing.
[00:21:05]  Wow, sounds like YouTuber.
[00:21:07]  Yeah, sorry, guys.
[00:21:08]  That is pretty good.
[00:21:09]  I made a million dollars doing nothing.
[00:21:11]  Yeah.
[00:21:12]  That's kind of cool.
[00:21:13]  And then you can like, you can give it a charity or something.
[00:21:16]  So like, no, no, God.
[00:21:18]  Go straight to the George North Fallon charity.
[00:21:20]  Damn, you're a big anti-charity guy.
[00:21:22]  Well, right here.
[00:21:23]  I earn that money.
[00:21:24]  Like, maybe if I, I could do a separate charity video, but that one, I would own that money myself.
[00:21:30]  By not doing anything.
[00:21:30]  Yeah, by not doing any charity.
[00:21:31]  So how much the video is?
[00:21:32]  How much money do you give to charity?
[00:21:34]  I have no idea.
[00:21:37]  This past year, it's definitely more than, I mean, I don't have it off the top of my head, but it's definitely more than half a million.
[00:21:44]  Like probably.
[00:21:45]  It's close to what Saturn up did.
[00:21:48]  Did he one tap it?
[00:21:49]  One shot it?
[00:21:50]  Like he gave money to charity like a lot.
[00:21:52]  It was close.
[00:21:53]  Because every time something like crazy is happening, I'll usually tie that into my coverage.
[00:21:58]  Like when the Roe v. Wade decision was coming down in the Supreme Court, like I raise money for when I say donate money, I don't know.
[00:22:07]  Yeah, I both got personal money.
[00:22:10]  Yeah, I both match it and also I give personal donations and on top of that, I raise money.
[00:22:16]  Okay, so he's a good person.
[00:22:17]  Yeah, that's a good person.
[00:22:19]  Better than Saturn up.
[00:22:21]  I guess if those were yours, when you were at a McDonald's or something, are you ever at a McDonald's?
[00:22:29]  I don't really...
[00:22:30]  I haven't had McDonald's in a while.
[00:22:32]  I love McDonald's.
[00:22:33]  You know, on McDonald's thing, it's like, oh, round up 20 cents to charity.
[00:22:36]  If you want to do that, fuck no.
[00:22:37]  Absolutely not.
[00:22:38]  I don't trust Charity.
[00:22:39]  I don't fucking do that at all.
[00:22:40]  Fuck McDonald's.
[00:22:41]  I hate that shit straight up.
[00:22:44]  I'm a big max out on the on the tip guy.
[00:22:46]  This is all of that.
[00:22:48]  Oh, no.
[00:22:48]  From London.
[00:22:50]  We don't tip at all.
[00:22:51]  I'm like, I come here now.
[00:22:52]  We pay 23% extra for eating somewhere.
[00:22:55]  Why?
[00:22:55]  Just pay the servers the right amount of money.
[00:22:58]  Well, you're absolutely correct.
[00:22:59]  That is what the normal situation is supposed to be.
[00:23:01]  But in America, we don't do that.
[00:23:02]  So they live on poverty wages.
[00:23:04]  So they rely on tips.
[00:23:05]  That's crazy, though.
[00:23:06]  So you should tip your waiter nicely.
[00:23:13]  Yes, you're supposed to do that.
[00:23:15]  That's what I do at least.
[00:23:16]  But I would never do the roundup shit.
[00:23:20]  Because that's like PR.
[00:23:22]  I don't give a fuck about making CVS get like good public relations.
[00:23:26]  You know what I mean?
[00:23:27]  What are you kidding me?
[00:23:29]  No, because first of all, a lot of those 501c3s.
[00:23:32]  No, I'm charity sucks.
[00:23:34]  I'm so passionate about this subject, actually.
[00:23:37]  A lot of the 501c3s are like already relatively corrupt, right?
[00:23:41]  Like they operate in an identical capacity to how big corporations operate.
[00:23:46]  They got the board.
[00:23:47]  They got like CEOs.
[00:23:49]  They got like fundraisers that make a whole lot of money.
[00:23:52]  You have CEOs that are making like six figures and shit at these places.
[00:23:56]  And then also on top of that, like the percentage of your dollar that actually goes to like directly impacting those communities, it's usually a minuscule amount.
[00:24:04]  So it's frustrating.
[00:24:05]  That's why there's a lot of these like charity watch type applications and different ways of like rating charities to make sure that like when you're giving a dollar to a charity, it's a good one.
[00:24:16]  I work with a lot of like mutual aid, which is not a 501c3.
[00:24:20]  That's also a tricky situation too.
[00:24:22]  Some could be scams and shit, but you know, I work with some pretty reputable philanthropies and charities like that.

=== Private Jet Wealth Disparity (14:49) ===

[00:24:28]  Mr. Beast.
[00:24:29]  Yeah, I'm about to say Mr. Beast Philanthropy.
[00:24:31]  Mr. Beast Philanthropy.
[00:24:32]  I worked with Mr. Beast Philanthropy.
[00:24:33]  There you go.
[00:24:34]  Yeah, we gave them a bunch of merch and they gave it to children.
[00:24:38]  That's cool.
[00:24:39]  Yeah.
[00:24:39]  Little children that loved it.
[00:24:41]  Love the merch.
[00:24:42]  Yeah.
[00:24:43]  That was the philanthropy just giving merchandise to kids.
[00:24:46]  Yeah, so they made a video where it was like giving away a YouTuber merch or something to kids.
[00:24:51]  When you said philanthropy, I thought you guys were cleaning the ocean.
[00:24:54]  That's philanthropic, okay?
[00:24:56]  You gave clothing.
[00:25:00]  It's like, did they not have playing all off?
[00:25:04]  Did they not have hoodies?
[00:25:06]  I guess not.
[00:25:07]  Kids without hoodies?
[00:25:08]  Watch the video, see what happens.
[00:25:10]  Now, I do.
[00:25:11]  I want to watch it now.
[00:25:12]  Gonna watch it.
[00:25:14]  Speaking of Mr. Beast, you guys were George, you were in a...
[00:25:20]  You've got little notes.
[00:25:21]  Yeah, I got notes, dude.
[00:25:22]  I got notes.
[00:25:24]  I look to you.
[00:25:25]  Hold on, I'm going to pull it up.
[00:25:26]  I'm going to pull the notes up instead.
[00:25:28]  Okay.
[00:25:29]  You were in a Mr. Beast video.
[00:25:30]  I was.
[00:25:30]  How was that experience like?
[00:25:32]  It was pretty crazy.
[00:25:33]  The video was 11 YouTubers all put their hand on a private jet, which, you know, Hassan uses regularly.
[00:25:40]  It was my private jet that I loaned.
[00:25:42]  Yeah, he's aware of it.
[00:25:43]  To Jimmy.
[00:25:43]  Yeah, the dynamics of a private jet and everything.
[00:25:45]  But we all put our hand on it.
[00:25:47]  Last person take their hand off it keeps it.
[00:25:50]  Pretty simple concept.
[00:25:51]  What?
[00:25:52]  $2.5 million jet.
[00:25:55]  It's the biggest prize Mr. Beast has ever given away in a video.
[00:25:57]  What?
[00:25:58]  What the fuck?
[00:25:59]  Wait, what?
[00:26:00]  Yeah.
[00:26:01]  That's why I win.
[00:26:04]  Should I say it?
[00:26:05]  Should we not leak it?
[00:26:06]  I don't know.
[00:26:08]  You know, I made a video on it.
[00:26:09]  You can go watch my video.
[00:26:11]  It's on my channel right now.
[00:26:12]  You should watch it regardless.
[00:26:13]  You'll get all the good juicy tidbits, but you got second place.
[00:26:16]  Oh, you...
[00:26:17]  Okay, so you.
[00:26:18]  Yeah, I came second.
[00:26:20]  I was honestly like...
[00:26:22]  That's worse than losing in the beginning.
[00:26:24]  Yeah, 100%.
[00:26:25]  I won.
[00:26:26]  Rotashaw.
[00:26:27]  Fuck that guy.
[00:26:28]  Yeah.
[00:26:29]  He already has enough money.
[00:26:30]  He doesn't need anymore.
[00:26:31]  Who is it?
[00:26:32]  Rotashaw from Sideman.
[00:26:33]  Harry.
[00:26:34]  Okay, I don't know who that is, but you know.
[00:26:36]  He's pretty big.
[00:26:37]  Got like six.
[00:26:38]  Damn, two Brits.
[00:26:39]  Oh, did you guys shoot this in English?
[00:26:40]  Yeah, he was in England.
[00:26:41]  Oh, okay.
[00:26:42]  Yeah.
[00:26:42]  Most of, I think almost everyone was American.
[00:26:44]  Speed was there.
[00:26:45]  So he's, I mean, everyone was English.
[00:26:47]  Speed was there.
[00:26:48]  He's an American.
[00:26:49]  And I think.
[00:26:50]  Laser Beams.
[00:26:50]  Oh, yeah.
[00:26:51]  Laser Beam Australian.
[00:26:53]  Same difference.
[00:26:54]  Same thing.
[00:26:54]  From where we're standing, same difference.
[00:26:57]  Just country English.
[00:26:59]  By the end of it, I think it was total about 18 or 19 hours of me just standing there with my hand on it.
[00:27:07]  And my arm, so by the end of it, we had to stand up with our arm up and backwards like this, right?
[00:27:15]  And my arm was killing.
[00:27:17]  And like, I just wanted to sit there and like die.
[00:27:21]  Like, it was terrible.
[00:27:22]  But I didn't want to get off, obviously.
[00:27:24]  There's two and a half million dollars.
[00:27:25]  Dude, that's crazy.
[00:27:26]  Two and a half million dollars.
[00:27:27]  Dude, you could have flown here on your on your PG.
[00:27:30]  I could have.
[00:27:31]  That's sick.
[00:27:31]  So he has that private jet now.
[00:27:34]  I think.
[00:27:35]  I mean, I think he probably sold it.
[00:27:37]  He sold it.
[00:27:38]  I could have sold it.
[00:27:38]  I mean, he at least has it or sold it.
[00:27:40]  That's crazy.
[00:27:41]  Yeah.
[00:27:42]  He's fucking not scamming for a private jet.
[00:27:44]  Yeah, that's wild that he just has a private jet.
[00:27:48]  Well, he bought it for the video.
[00:27:49]  He didn't just have it laying around.
[00:27:51]  No, no, I understand.
[00:27:52]  I'm saying that 2.5 is like 20 mil.
[00:27:57]  I think it's quite an old jet.
[00:27:58]  I mean, it was still nice.
[00:27:59]  I mean, it flew.
[00:27:59]  It worked.
[00:28:00]  It worked.
[00:28:01]  It was quite nice.
[00:28:03]  I mean, did you watch the video?
[00:28:05]  You can talk on private jet niceness because you've been on so many.
[00:28:08]  I don't know.
[00:28:09]  By the way, I don't know if you're joking or not, but I have been on private jets.
[00:28:12]  I mean, I was joking, but no, it was a big matter.
[00:28:16]  It was a contentious matter.
[00:28:19]  The shorty awards, I don't even know if they still have it.
[00:28:22]  But it was like a, it was like an off-brand streamers, basically.
[00:28:25]  I think it was like a Comcast type thing.
[00:28:28]  They flew me out with the Dobriks one time from Coachella.
[00:28:32]  And I like the Dobrik vlog squad.
[00:28:37]  Oh, I thought you meant like, wait, oh, okay.
[00:28:39]  Wait.
[00:28:39]  Yeah.
[00:28:40]  Okay.
[00:28:40]  When you said Dobriks, I was thinking like the Dobray twins.
[00:28:45]  Dobri?
[00:28:45]  No.
[00:28:46]  But that's awesome that you know who those guys are.
[00:28:49]  I don't really know who they are, to be honest.
[00:28:50]  They're a meme in my community.
[00:28:52]  I thought David Dobrik, and then I was like, wait, Dobriks, like his family?
[00:28:55]  No.
[00:28:56]  Dobrik and co.
[00:28:57]  Vlog squad.
[00:28:58]  Vlog squad.
[00:28:59]  But yeah, I they were they were flying them from Coachella and I like basically hitched a rye with them.
[00:29:06]  Yeah.
[00:29:07]  You just had an extra seat.
[00:29:08]  Yeah.
[00:29:09]  I mean, it's a PJ, you know?
[00:29:11]  Yeah, I mean, but usually you'd think people would fill up.
[00:29:14]  Yeah, I guess they didn't have enough space for it, but I was on, they were going to the shorties and I was going to the shorties as well.
[00:29:20]  So I was like, fuck it.
[00:29:20]  Like, I'll go.
[00:29:21]  I was high as hell on mushrooms on it, too.
[00:29:24]  It was not a great experience at first.
[00:29:26]  Yeah.
[00:29:26]  Is that legal to do?
[00:29:28]  What?
[00:29:28]  Mushrooms?
[00:29:29]  Yeah.
[00:29:30]  Yeah.
[00:29:30]  These were legal mushrooms.
[00:29:32]  Shiitake.
[00:29:34]  Yeah.
[00:29:35]  That's what's crazy about private jets.
[00:29:37]  Like, you could, like, do drugs on them.
[00:29:38]  You can do whatever you want.
[00:29:39]  Yeah, you do whatever you want.
[00:29:40]  Dude, private jets, you could...
[00:29:42]  It's actually kind of wild how little security there is in private jet terminals.
[00:29:46]  I've thought about this before where it's like motherfuckers could be like straight up trafficking guns.
[00:29:51]  Like there is no checks.
[00:29:54]  I've heard that you can just like do whatever.
[00:29:55]  Like there's no checks.
[00:29:57]  Yeah.
[00:29:57]  Like you could bring a gun and then take over the secret.
[00:30:00]  You can like.
[00:30:01]  Actually, maybe I shouldn't say that.
[00:30:03]  Never mind.
[00:30:04]  I was going to say like you could take a bump.
[00:30:06]  They're holding your ass so quickly.
[00:30:08]  You could take a bum on it.
[00:30:09]  You are deported.
[00:30:11]  I'm actually with the FBI.
[00:30:12]  As a matter of fact, they're outside.
[00:30:14]  We were waiting for you to say this.
[00:30:16]  Fucking got them.
[00:30:18]  I mean, not that I have plans to, but you could, right?
[00:30:20]  I mean, obviously you wouldn't technically, but like technically you could do it just to say you did it.
[00:30:24]  It is pretty crazy that like it is pretty crazy how little security there is on that side.
[00:30:28]  But like you don't need security because, like the damages that can be done with a way less than the amount of damage you could do with like a commercial like.
[00:30:36]  But like you have the well, I guess you could like just take over the jet.
[00:30:39]  Yeah, I guess yeah, that's the problem because you could like take it over and then, like you know, you well, the I, the.
[00:30:45]  The weird situation actually is that, like one this is something that people talk about a lot the TSA is just basically just security theater and it's actually not real.
[00:30:54]  It's not really talking about people.
[00:30:56]  People smuggle shit through the TSA all the time, regularly.
[00:30:59]  They have like a terrible success rate.
[00:31:01]  Yeah, they're so bad you'd think like it's very important and they Should have.
[00:31:05]  It's simply to.
[00:31:06]  It's a, it's a deterrence measure for, like I said, security theater to make it seem like it's actually really difficult.
[00:31:13]  Um no, I mean, this is a common thing that people know.
[00:31:16]  Um, and also yeah, they have a terrible success rate with like apprehensions and and like catching people.
[00:31:22]  Also, on top of that, like back in the day they didn't have that.
[00:31:25]  This is like all post 911 shit and like literally, you could just like there was.
[00:31:30]  No, you just walked on the plane.
[00:31:31]  No, the security like to get on a plane was like way, way more limited in the Pre-911 days.
[00:31:39]  Like no full body x-ray device, none of that.
[00:31:43]  And the worst part is like some fucking guy decided to do a shoe bomb, so now you got to take your shoes off.
[00:31:48]  It's like, come on dude, one guy I don't get why you have to take the shoes off, because you just explained he put it full shoe bomb.
[00:31:55]  Okay well, why not put it onto your hoodie then?
[00:31:57]  Because you go through the hoodie, go through the full body scanner.
[00:32:00]  Yeah, it doesn't feel like scan, but ultimately but not your fucking, but ultimately it is bullshit.
[00:32:03]  Like it straight up is bullshit have they tested, like getting through like weapons and like bombs and stuff?
[00:32:07]  I think they do pen testing regularly.
[00:32:09]  Yeah, way harder to get like a bomb through than like I don't know drugs.
[00:32:13]  Yeah um, there was like Tsa's like instagram account is really interesting though, because that I mean it's more so to just do promotion for how, like the TSA is doing a great job, so they'll like post stuff that they catch.
[00:32:26]  There was some lady who apparently brought a gun, like a handgun in an in a raw chicken and they caught?
[00:32:33]  They caught her, that was like in the news.
[00:32:35]  Like where was the chicken in?
[00:32:36]  Like her carry on button?
[00:32:37]  Yeah, but like obviously they just put it through the scanner.
[00:32:39]  It shows up instantly.
[00:32:40]  There was another lady I was asking Georgia, like how did?
[00:32:44]  How do you sneak like a weapon through, like I don't know?
[00:32:47]  These are weird questions to be asking because I was thinking like how is their success rate so bad?
[00:32:52]  They scan your shit.
[00:32:53]  You go through a full like where I bet you could easily opportunity to get shit.
[00:32:57]  I bet you can easily get through like a very sharp object yeah, but like oh, I have metal I have regularly.
[00:33:02]  Like I, without even realizing you can take a cd, for example, and then snap it in half.
[00:33:06]  Okay, now you're just okay.
[00:33:08]  Well, you're crazy.
[00:33:09]  I'm saying like i'm talking about stuff that, like is gonna threaten the whole plane.
[00:33:12]  Yeah no, I like box cutters is what the 911 attackers use right, so you can't have box cutters on your thing.
[00:33:18]  That makes sense.
[00:33:19]  I've brought scissors like without realizing I have scissors in my bag multiple times and then, like i'll get to the, i'll get to my destination, open my bag.
[00:33:28]  I'm like oh, what the fuck, I had this in here, like they're just not very good, like because the guy that's looking at the x-ray as the thing is going through your carry-on, he's not paying, he's just chilling, he's like laying.
[00:33:39]  Yeah, I used to do that all day.
[00:33:41]  Yeah I, I tried to take a rock home from uh, a country.
[00:33:46]  I went uh, where was it Ireland?
[00:33:49]  Oh, it wasn't, it was, it was Italy, I think.
[00:33:50]  I found a rock on the beach and I was like that's kind of a nice rock.
[00:33:53]  I took the rock back with me and then it was in my carry-on because I don't I don't even know why it was in there actually waiting for checkbag.
[00:34:00]  Yeah, I actually I didn't have a checkbag, I didn't have a checkbag, that's why um, and they were like why, what's this rock for?
[00:34:07]  I was like I don't know, I just liked it.
[00:34:09]  And they're like just a oh to bash the skull.
[00:34:11]  So the host, what made me?
[00:34:13]  They let me keep it.
[00:34:14]  And what I realized is like I mean, it wasn't a big rock, it was like Was kind of big, like it fit in my palm.
[00:34:18]  I was like, I could technically, you know, bash a skull in with it if I really wanted to.
[00:34:21]  Yeah, but you can't like the thing about Iraq, though, is like if you bash one person's skull in there, everyone's just gonna beat the fuck out of you.
[00:34:27]  It's not like a weapon where you can take off, it's not like a box cutter where you could swipe at people, chasing people.
[00:34:32]  Yeah, whereas, I mean, what if I go to the other threw it at the window?
[00:34:35]  That's crazy.
[00:34:36]  I just sucked out the window.
[00:34:37]  How did I not really?
[00:34:38]  The dying levels was through box cutters.
[00:34:40]  Yeah, no one was just like, fuck it.
[00:34:42]  I'm like risking my life.
[00:34:43]  No stuff.
[00:34:43]  No gun, no gun.
[00:34:44]  No, no, they did.
[00:34:45]  They tried.
[00:34:47]  I remember, I mean, they did.
[00:34:48]  One of the planes actually didn't hit the plane that didn't.
[00:34:51]  And that was because they overpowered the other guys of the box cutters.
[00:34:54]  But I think, like, they tried, but you know, there was, well, there's like 19.
[00:34:58]  You know what I mean?
[00:34:59]  It's like, not one guy.
[00:35:01]  Oh, there's 19 of them on well, 19 total.
[00:35:03]  How many were on each plane?
[00:35:05]  I don't remember the exact details, but I mean, it was like, what, four planes?
[00:35:08]  Holy shit.
[00:35:09]  I don't know if it's supposed to be my specialty, and I can't even, I can't even recall.
[00:35:13]  But whatever, 19 divided by four, I guess.
[00:35:17]  Like four or five.
[00:35:18]  Yeah.
[00:35:19]  So it was like it was enough to like take on a group of five people with knives.
[00:35:25]  Yeah.
[00:35:25]  Yeah, I guess what do you mean?
[00:35:26]  Because even if the whole plane just like rushed and like to be too fair, everyone stands up, they take the carry-on bags, throwing bags of them.
[00:35:34]  Plus, the other thing is like back in the day, you could actually get into the cockpit.
[00:35:38]  Now it's always locked.
[00:35:39]  Well, I think there always was a door, but I think it wasn't locked back in the day.
[00:35:44]  So like now it's always locked.
[00:35:47]  And there's always one pilot in there and a co-pilot in there at all times.
[00:35:51]  Like they have, they changed a bunch of aviation rules or after 9-11 to make sure that that doesn't happen again, which is why you don't really hear, like, I mean, you don't see that.
[00:35:58]  I don't hear anything.
[00:35:59]  Like, they used to be.
[00:36:00]  I feel like there used to be way more like, you know, plane kidnappings back in the day, like in the 80s and 90s, you know?
[00:36:07]  They used to people used to just take over planes.
[00:36:09]  Yeah.
[00:36:10]  Like a DB Cooper thing, right?
[00:36:11]  That's kind of like.
[00:36:12]  Then there's that.
[00:36:12]  Yeah.
[00:36:14]  They would steal the plane and then what?
[00:36:17]  They would take the plane, land it somewhere, like to keep the people hostage.
[00:36:21]  And then they get money.
[00:36:22]  Yeah.
[00:36:22]  It was originally.
[00:36:23]  And then go to jail.
[00:36:26]  No, They would like to take the entire plane.
[00:36:30]  They would take the entire plane hostage.
[00:36:32]  So then they would land somewhere.
[00:36:34]  It would be like Iran.
[00:36:35]  You know what I mean?
[00:36:36]  And they would take everybody hostage to be like, you know, the American government needs to release a political prisoner or something.
[00:36:43]  It was like that.
[00:36:45]  That shit used to happen regularly.
[00:36:47]  But it doesn't really happen anymore.
[00:36:49]  Does it even happen at all anymore?
[00:36:50]  Like, wasn't it?
[00:36:51]  Not really.
[00:36:52]  I heard of one plane that got stolen, but like no one was on it.
[00:36:55]  It was like, yeah, the guy just stole a fucking car.
[00:36:57]  Yeah, the guy that was working, the baggage handler guy.
[00:37:00]  I think it was like Seattle or Washington or something.
[00:37:03]  Yeah, no, he stole it.
[00:37:04]  Yeah, he stole it.
[00:37:05]  He flew it.
[00:37:06]  I think he wanted to like.
[00:37:07]  He didn't fly planes.
[00:37:08]  How the fuck does he know how to do it?
[00:37:08]  I think they have like autopilot.
[00:37:10]  Well, if you know, if you've played flight simulator, Austin, straight up, we when we went.
[00:37:16]  You went to a flight simulator, right?
[00:37:17]  When when we did you take off, yeah, I actually took off and I landed on my own.
[00:37:21]  And is it accurate?
[00:37:23]  Oh, yeah, it's it's so accurate that it's actually considered flight time.
[00:37:27]  Like it is so one-to-one that like FAA considers that simulator that you're inside of to be legitimate flight time.
[00:37:35]  Is it easy to fly a plane?
[00:37:37]  Like anyone can really do it?
[00:37:39]  If you know like some of the things that you need to do, then yes.
[00:37:41]  So like, because I have like this weird fear of planes.
[00:37:44]  I don't know why.
[00:37:45]  I can't fly planes legally, I don't think, because I'm colorblind.
[00:37:48]  I can't be a pilot.
[00:37:49]  You're colorblind?
[00:37:50]  Yeah.
[00:37:50]  That's crazy.
[00:37:51]  And like pilots need to know colors, I guess.
[00:37:53]  Yeah.
[00:37:54]  It makes sense.
[00:37:55]  No, pilots need to have 2020 vision, like perfect vision across the board.
[00:37:58]  Which is weird because they can't really see shit.
[00:38:01]  Have you ever seen like what they look through?
[00:38:02]  Like it's such a, they can't see.
[00:38:04]  Now that you say that, you're right.
[00:38:06]  They can't.
[00:38:06]  Yeah, that is weird.
[00:38:07]  What are they just going to look at?
[00:38:08]  Clouds?
[00:38:09]  Like, how do they even, how do the fuck do they land that shit?
[00:38:11]  It just is.
[00:38:12]  No, it's all autopilot.
[00:38:13]  Like, The mechanism, I mean, everything is so...
[00:38:17]  You know what's really funny?
[00:38:18]  My brother literally used to, before he started building satellites, he was building planes.
[00:38:22]  So he could speak on this more clearly.
[00:38:25]  But they have so many fucking tools, man.
[00:38:30]  It's crazy.
[00:38:31]  Like, everything.
[00:38:32]  I mean, there's a million buttons.
[00:38:34]  If you know what the press, you're good.
[00:38:36]  If you play flight simulator, you get like 10 hours of game time.
[00:38:39]  You can just fly planes.
[00:38:40]  Yeah.
[00:38:40]  No.
[00:38:40]  Well, Austin literally learned how to fly a legitimate plane on his own without any fucking help from anyone else off of just straight flight simulator.
[00:38:50]  That's what the 9-11 hijackers did too.
[00:38:52]  How many hours does he have on it?
[00:38:53]  Oh, they played flight simulator?
[00:38:54]  They learned from flight simulator.
[00:38:56]  Then they came to America and they actually went to a training course in Florida.
[00:39:01]  I think.
[00:39:02]  Yeah, I think it was Florida.
[00:39:03]  Yeah.
[00:39:05]  Circle Florida.
[00:39:06]  Yeah, one of the famous quotes is like, one of the guys famously said, I don't need to learn how to land it.
[00:39:13]  Like, straight up.
[00:39:14]  He said that's like, I need to learn how to fly it.
[00:39:16]  I don't need to learn how to land it.

=== CSGO Rank Grinding Frustration (13:20) ===

[00:39:18]  What the fuck?
[00:39:18]  Which is crazy.
[00:39:21]  So.
[00:39:23]  There was something else I was going to talk to about.
[00:39:24]  Oh, the Mr. Beast thing.
[00:39:25]  Private jet.
[00:39:26]  You lost it.
[00:39:27]  I did.
[00:39:28]  That sucks.
[00:39:29]  It really did.
[00:39:30]  I was depressed for days.
[00:39:32]  You could be flying us around on your PJ.
[00:39:34]  Yeah, I could have just taken 10 hours on Flight Simulator and being on my way.
[00:39:38]  I don't know if they let you do that because you're colorblind.
[00:39:41]  Oh, that's true.
[00:39:42]  Yeah, I actually wouldn't.
[00:39:43]  You can't even do that.
[00:39:43]  I'll just put some colorblind glasses on or something.
[00:39:45]  Plus, okay.
[00:39:46]  How do they not fix colorblindness right now?
[00:39:48]  That's actually, yeah.
[00:39:49]  Don't they have glasses for it?
[00:39:51]  They don't even actually fix it.
[00:39:52]  It doesn't fix it.
[00:39:53]  And it's like...
[00:39:54]  Makes the colors you see more vibrant.
[00:39:56]  Yeah, it's like they're a bit more vibrant and like which helps differentiate because for me, like I'm looking at right there.
[00:40:03]  You see the colors on that thing?
[00:40:04]  Yeah.
[00:40:05]  Like the bottom, so the one that says scary harp and crickets.
[00:40:09]  Are they all different colors?
[00:40:10]  They're all different colors.
[00:40:12]  Every single one is a different color.
[00:40:13]  Okay, so like honestly, if you told me they were all blue, I'd believe you.
[00:40:17]  Wow.
[00:40:18]  Yeah.
[00:40:19]  So you got like, because there are tests.
[00:40:21]  Yeah.
[00:40:22]  Like the, did you see the number?
[00:40:24]  Like that sort of thing to differentiate between and colorblind people see that and they're like, that's just a Venn diagram.
[00:40:28]  It's just a regular circle.
[00:40:30]  It's just like dots.
[00:40:30]  Yeah.
[00:40:31]  Yeah.
[00:40:31]  That's I that yeah, I can't see them.
[00:40:33]  Well, some of them you can.
[00:40:34]  It depends.
[00:40:35]  But yeah.
[00:40:37]  I mean, it doesn't really affect me on a daily basis, to be honest.
[00:40:41]  It's not a big deal.
[00:40:42]  What about video games?
[00:40:43]  Like, do you have a hard time sometimes in video games?
[00:40:46]  Do you turn colorblind mode on?
[00:40:47]  I don't.
[00:40:49]  And I don't do it just because I feel like it's weird if you're like streaming it and like people have like different colors.
[00:40:54]  Like Fortnite, for example, has colorblind mode and it makes the colors of the different rarities of the guns.
[00:41:00]  It makes the colors like gross.
[00:41:01]  And it's like, but I can tell.
[00:41:03]  How do you know?
[00:41:04]  Okay, well, they look gross to me.
[00:41:06]  But like, for example, in Fortnite, a gold weapon can look like a green weapon to me, which obviously is like a problem.
[00:41:11]  Holy shit.
[00:41:12]  I'm going to scam you next time I play Fortnite.
[00:41:14]  I'm sure I've left golds behind because I thought they were green.
[00:41:18]  That's crazy.
[00:41:19]  I don't know.
[00:41:19]  I don't like switching.
[00:41:20]  I don't like turning on colorblind mode.
[00:41:23]  If I didn't stream, I'd probably use it.
[00:41:25]  I wonder.
[00:41:26]  I don't even know what it looks like to us.
[00:41:27]  I've never even seen it.
[00:41:28]  It's funny that he says that because there's a lot of games I'll play where I will turn on colorblind mode.
[00:41:33]  Extra help.
[00:41:33]  That just makes it the game is better.
[00:41:35]  You are so sweaty.
[00:41:36]  That is the most sweaty.
[00:41:37]  Isn't that like?
[00:41:38]  I did it in League and I did it in Valorant.
[00:41:41]  He's one of those people that makes the aspect ratio and resolution.
[00:41:45]  What's your rank on Valorant?
[00:41:46]  Immortal.
[00:41:47]  Why have we not played?
[00:41:49]  I did not get boosted.
[00:41:50]  You got boosted by who?
[00:41:51]  He's immortal.
[00:41:53]  I don't know what that means.
[00:41:54]  The entire point, he's so high level that there's not that many people that can boost him there.
[00:41:58]  Yes.
[00:41:59]  Okay, well, he got boosted.
[00:42:00]  He played with pros.
[00:42:02]  I don't, I mean, pros are not all of them, but you know, they're there.
[00:42:07]  That's the rank.
[00:42:09]  Right?
[00:42:09]  What is it?
[00:42:10]  George just thinks he's so good.
[00:42:12]  What is it?
[00:42:12]  It's immortal and then what radiant.
[00:42:14]  Ascendant Ascendants below immortal.
[00:42:16]  Oh, okay.
[00:42:17]  So it's immortal and then Radiant.
[00:42:18]  Radiant is the top 500.
[00:42:21]  So he's literally at the tip of the top 500 on the planet.
[00:42:26]  Or in NA.
[00:42:27]  I guess he goes boosted, though, so it's not that big of a deal.
[00:42:30]  No, it's like one of those ranks where you literally can't get boosted too.
[00:42:34]  He didn't get boosted.
[00:42:35]  It's fine.
[00:42:36]  Someone probably played on his account.
[00:42:40]  I'll play for a month and get better than him.
[00:42:43]  Are you going to shooters?
[00:42:44]  I was global on CSGO.
[00:42:45]  He was global on CSGO before the rank reset, which is a big deal.
[00:42:50]  In the CS community, that's like basically anyone could be global before then if you just played.
[00:42:55]  I mean, you won't have a global.
[00:42:57]  Yeah, but I got Supreme after the rank reset.
[00:42:59]  Well, my Supreme after the rank reset is probably more valuable than your global before the ranket.
[00:43:03]  I wouldn't know.
[00:43:04]  I wouldn't know.
[00:43:05]  That's crazy.
[00:43:06]  Well, Tubbo's good at fucking CSGO, I think.
[00:43:09]  Tubbo's good.
[00:43:10]  Well, Tubbo is really good for how little he's played Valor.
[00:43:14]  Okay, I can see that.
[00:43:15]  Like, he plays Sova.
[00:43:16]  He doesn't even use the all.
[00:43:17]  Like, he doesn't use, he doesn't use the bird.
[00:43:20]  Like, he doesn't use anything.
[00:43:21]  Yeah.
[00:43:21]  He's just, but he'll still, like, sometimes top frag.
[00:43:24]  When we're playing with, like, Pokey and stuff, and obviously, like, she's Diamond or Platt or something.
[00:43:28]  I don't know what she is, but, like, they've been playing this game for a lot longer than I have and a lot longer than Tubbo has.
[00:43:35]  So, with that in mind, I'm always surprised at how good he plays, especially on British Ping.
[00:43:40]  Have you played with like Puns?
[00:43:42]  Yes.
[00:43:43]  You think he's good?
[00:43:44]  I think he's pretty good.
[00:43:45]  Yeah.
[00:43:45]  I mean, he's so much better than me.
[00:43:47]  Foolish too.
[00:43:48]  Foolish is good.
[00:43:49]  But you're like better than both of them.
[00:43:51]  Well, no, Puns is the same rank.
[00:43:53]  Actually, right now I'm higher.
[00:43:55]  Yeah.
[00:43:55]  Right now I'm higher ranking Puns.
[00:43:57]  Was there something?
[00:43:58]  I'm playing John too.
[00:43:59]  Oh, he's crazy.
[00:44:00]  He's crazy.
[00:44:01]  He's stupid.
[00:44:02]  I used to be global on US servers from being in EU.
[00:44:06]  So I feel like now that I'm waiting to play to get into Valorant until I'm on US Ping.
[00:44:12]  Don't do it.
[00:44:13]  No, you'll enjoy it.
[00:44:15]  It's crack.
[00:44:16]  It's a very addicting game.
[00:44:17]  It's going to ruin your life.
[00:44:18]  Especially if someone came from CSGO.
[00:44:20]  You will get into it quick and you will.
[00:44:22]  We'll see.
[00:44:23]  I've been delaying playing because I want to stop playing on good internet.
[00:44:28]  You guys not have good internet?
[00:44:30]  No.
[00:44:30]  No, it's taking time.
[00:44:32]  We're getting like a good line installed.
[00:44:34]  Oh, okay.
[00:44:34]  You're like straight up laying down fiber optic?
[00:44:38]  Yeah, something like that.
[00:44:39]  Something like that.
[00:44:40]  So it takes a bit.
[00:44:41]  But yeah, wait, what was I going to say?
[00:44:46]  Oh, yeah.
[00:44:47]  I'm just waiting to get the good internet to stop playing.
[00:44:50]  And then I'm going to be better than all of you.
[00:44:52]  I mean, you'll definitely be better than me.
[00:44:54]  I'm terrible.
[00:44:56]  There was a big period in my life where I stopped playing desktop PC games for like 10 years, pretty much, only to come back to it recently after I started streaming on Twitch.
[00:45:06]  Did you ever play like League or?
[00:45:08]  I played Dota.
[00:45:09]  Dota?
[00:45:10]  A lot older than you guys.
[00:45:11]  31.
[00:45:13]  How old are you?
[00:45:13]  31.
[00:45:14]  Not a lot older than him.
[00:45:16]  You're not that much.
[00:45:16]  I was about to say, we're like pretty similar in age.
[00:45:19]  You guys have the same age gap as like my five years older than me, and then you're five years older than him.
[00:45:24]  It's like literally, I'm in the middle, and I am in the middle.
[00:45:28]  Yeah.
[00:45:28]  Oh, my God.
[00:45:29]  There you go.
[00:45:29]  Oh, my God.
[00:45:30]  We did that on purpose.
[00:45:30]  We did.
[00:45:31]  So I played Dota a lot when I was in high school, and I was like so fucking addicted to it that I was like, I can't play mobile games ever again.
[00:45:39]  I like completely wrote them off, and I've never played League.
[00:45:43]  I've never even touched it.
[00:45:44]  I think you'll like it then.
[00:45:45]  League is just a beard.
[00:45:48]  I have to say, what you say about Valorant is what I put about League.
[00:45:51]  Yeah, because yeah, bro.
[00:45:53]  I'm telling you, if you start, I tell you, someone who went from CS to League because my high school buddies were playing League, they're just, you're going to be like, oh, this game sucks.
[00:46:01]  But you keep playing it for some reason.
[00:46:03]  And all of a sudden, it fucking gets you.
[00:46:04]  You're like, holy shit.
[00:46:05]  That's like why my bad.
[00:46:08]  It's Riot's ranking system that is so devastating.
[00:46:12]  It literally operates under the same fucking principles as a casino.
[00:46:17]  Okay.
[00:46:17]  Like, I'm pretty sure that the math that they do on their MMR, like on their hidden ranking and their regular ranking structure is basically, I mean, I guess, like, if you talk to Riot devs, like, they'll kind of allude to it a little bit, where it always keeps you in, like, in an area where...
[00:46:41]  Like, they know what your rank is, and you're always going to stay in that region.
[00:46:46]  Like, they'll give you just enough to make you feel good.
[00:46:50]  Like, to make you feel like you're fucking popping off.
[00:46:52]  Well, it's different for you because you're fucking immortal already.
[00:46:55]  But they give you just enough, but then they take it all away.
[00:46:59]  And it's just devastating.
[00:47:00]  I feel like it's like whenever I was grinding through the ranks of league, you're either like on the cups of D-ranking or you're about to rank up.
[00:47:09]  Yeah.
[00:47:10]  You know, the cusp of D-ranking or ranking up.
[00:47:12]  So it's like, you're like, fuck, I gotta play.
[00:47:14]  Like, you're never like in the middle where you'd be like, fuck.
[00:47:18]  Because in the middle, you don't want to play.
[00:47:19]  Because you're like, in the middle, you're not as enthusiastic about playing.
[00:47:23]  So you get to that, you get to that level and you're like, oh, fuck, I got to play.
[00:47:26]  I got to play.
[00:47:27]  And then you rank up and then you have like a bad batch of games.
[00:47:31]  Like, boom, boom, boom, boom.
[00:47:32]  And there's nothing you can do.
[00:47:34]  Half the time it's your fucking team.
[00:47:36]  Yeah.
[00:47:36]  You can't do anything.
[00:47:37]  That was the most annoying thing about me.
[00:47:38]  I feel like, because I really like playing competitive games that like had a ranking system.
[00:47:42]  So like I played CSGO, Rocket League.
[00:47:46]  You played Rocket League?
[00:47:47]  Yeah.
[00:47:47]  Competitive.
[00:47:47]  Is that like cringe?
[00:47:48]  I feel like it's Rocket League.
[00:47:49]  I think Rocket League's not a cringy game.
[00:47:51]  I used to play like, a lot of the games that just had a competitive matchmaking system, I would play.
[00:47:55]  That's what I have to.
[00:47:56]  I can't play games without.
[00:47:57]  I played Overwatch in like the first few seasons.
[00:48:00]  I've just now started playing Overwatch.
[00:48:02]  Do you like it?
[00:48:03]  I think it's a lot of fun.
[00:48:03]  I like playing Sojourn.
[00:48:05]  She's so fun, dude.
[00:48:06]  It's so fucking chaotic, dude.
[00:48:08]  It is crazy.
[00:48:09]  Everyone's flying around.
[00:48:10]  Yeah.
[00:48:10]  Tanks jumping.
[00:48:12]  Is that not kind of like Valorant?
[00:48:14]  No, Valorant.
[00:48:15]  Valorant's a little bit different.
[00:48:16]  Because when I see Valorant, because I'm coming from a CSGO background, it looks crazy.
[00:48:21]  All this stuff is.
[00:48:22]  It's different because the objective of the game is the same.
[00:48:27]  Plant the bomb, defuse.
[00:48:29]  You know, it's very CSGO.
[00:48:30]  Whereas Overwatch, it's like, push this robot to the other side.
[00:48:33]  Yeah.
[00:48:34]  And then they're pushing it back.
[00:48:34]  Yeah, or it's like, capture the flat, or king of the hill, essentially.
[00:48:37]  And like, it's, it's very different because then motherfuckers will be doing crazy shit.
[00:48:42]  It's like, Valorant is...
[00:48:43]  Valorant's like chess.
[00:48:45]  I feel like.
[00:48:46]  Yeah, there's like, yeah, because like, I feel in Overwatch, maybe it's because I'm just like, I just started.
[00:48:49]  It's just everyone fucking ability.
[00:48:52]  Versus in Valorant, people, like, you throw a smoke here, a flash here.
[00:48:55]  You know, there's like a rhyme and a reason.
[00:48:56]  I'm sure there's a rhyme and a reason in Overwatch.
[00:48:59]  Isn't that how it is in CSGO too, though?
[00:49:00]  CSGO is no.
[00:49:02]  It's on a different level.
[00:49:02]  Like, they would, they know, like, like, where to put a crosshair on a pixel and it will land perfectly.
[00:49:07]  Yeah.
[00:49:07]  Yeah.
[00:49:07]  They don't have that in Overwatch.
[00:49:08]  I mean, Valorant?
[00:49:09]  They do, but, like, I mean, the abilities are so, like, more like, you can control the abilities to such a higher degree that you don't need that most of the time.
[00:49:16]  In CSGO, like, you need to know, like, lineups.
[00:49:18]  Like, you don't know.
[00:49:19]  You can't do a pixel on the wall that you line up to throw a smoke and it lands in a specific spot.
[00:49:22]  I think it's because in Valorant, like, there's certain characters that have that.
[00:49:26]  They have lamps where, like, you can shoot like a molly onto the bomb.
[00:49:29]  Yeah.
[00:49:29]  Or something.
[00:49:29]  But, like, there's, like, in CS, everyone has to know that to play.
[00:49:33]  Like, there's little holes.
[00:49:34]  Like, I play Raze because he's like the most simple character.
[00:49:37]  It's like Soldier 76 or 75 of Valorant, in my opinion, even though it is, like, quite technical with the satchel jumps and whatever, which I'm not very good at.
[00:49:47]  But, like, sometimes I'll see someone throw a fucking grenade.
[00:49:51]  There's like literally, I didn't even know this.
[00:49:54]  On one of the maps, there's like a hole on top of the door that can close on the bomb site.
[00:49:59]  I forget what map it is.
[00:50:00]  It's the one with like the statues.
[00:50:03]  The one with the statues.
[00:50:05]  That's not like a very immortal player here.
[00:50:08]  No, hold on.
[00:50:09]  I'm going to tell you what it is.
[00:50:10]  There's AB.
[00:50:11]  I think it's like okay, I don't remember the name of the game.
[00:50:15]  I would tell you all the maps.
[00:50:16]  It's the map that's the one where you can go through that hole, right?
[00:50:19]  And it opens up.
[00:50:20]  It's like a vent and you go through it.
[00:50:22]  No, there's no vent.
[00:50:23]  No, that's breeze.
[00:50:25]  Yeah, that's is it the one where there's doors that you can close?
[00:50:28]  Like the doors go.
[00:50:29]  Yeah, door right next to the fucking closet.
[00:50:31]  Yeah, right next to the bomb site.
[00:50:33]  It's ascent.
[00:50:34]  Oh, yeah, it is ascent.
[00:50:35]  You're right.
[00:50:36]  In ascent, that door you're closing.
[00:50:39]  Did you know there's a hole on top of it?
[00:50:40]  Like a tiny fucking hole all the way on the ceiling.
[00:50:44]  Honestly.
[00:50:45]  And you can throw a grenade through it.
[00:50:47]  That's fucked.
[00:50:48]  Fake immortal.
[00:50:49]  You know what's crazy on that map?
[00:50:50]  You want to know something?
[00:50:51]  On the switch, you know, like the switch that you click, if you shoot through that switch, it goes, like, you know, when you come through to go to A from the attacker site, it's like, it's like this, and there's like a hallway, and then you go in.
[00:51:01]  Yeah.
[00:51:01]  Like, a lot of people will place like a killjoy ult there, and you can shoot through the fucking switch to the other side.
[00:51:06]  It's like the weirdest thing ever.
[00:51:08]  It's just weird shit like that.
[00:51:10]  He's so good.
[00:51:11]  He's so good at reacting.
[00:51:12]  I know.
[00:51:14]  That's brilliant content creator brand right there.
[00:51:16]  We need some.
[00:51:17]  I did not know that.
[00:51:18]  That's crazy.
[00:51:19]  But yeah, it's shit like that.
[00:51:21]  It's just lineups, angles.
[00:51:23]  It's like CSGO in that regard.
[00:51:25]  I haven't really played CSGO.
[00:51:27]  CSGO is just crazy.
[00:51:29]  I played with some CSGO pros.
[00:51:32]  Whenever I play Valorant, and I play with like, I've played with pros, I feel like I'm on their, like, on the, like, I can hang up.
[00:51:37]  Like, I can play against them.
[00:51:38]  Like, I'm not getting shit on.
[00:51:39]  But I played it with, like, Stewie2K and Tarek CS Pros, and it was like, they were like different animals.
[00:51:44]  It's just like, there's so, like, that skill ceiling on CS is just moving beyond Valorant.
[00:51:49]  It's just ridiculous.
[00:51:49]  Todd played my first ever ranked game for me as a meme.
[00:51:55]  Because that was it.
[00:51:55]  Is that Todd?
[00:51:56]  Terek?
[00:51:57]  Oh, Tarek, yeah.
[00:51:58]  And dude, watching him play Reyna, it was like, it's just a different game that he's playing.
[00:52:03]  Like, I'm not playing the same game that he's playing.
[00:52:05]  He's like, it felt like he was swimming.
[00:52:07]  Yeah.
[00:52:07]  Like, it just, his movement is so fluid.
[00:52:10]  It literally feels like, like, I'm so clunky.
[00:52:14]  And, and he's just going.
[00:52:16]  It was Icebox too.
[00:52:17]  So it was like CSGO pros like crack to Valorant.
[00:52:20]  Yeah, they're like, most of the time.
[00:52:21]  Oh, Toddic.
[00:52:21]  Yeah, CSGO pros are just like Bradiants and Valorant 500.
[00:52:25]  But just even if it's a hard game and they come to Valorant, it is.
[00:52:28]  He's like, I'm the best.
[00:52:29]  The skill ceiling on CLS is hard.
[00:52:30]  He's trying to get a harder game.
[00:52:33]  He's trying to angle this.
[00:52:35]  He's trying to claim that he's going to be better than you at Valorant.
[00:52:37]  I mean, I would bet that.

=== Susie Reyna Movement Skill Gap (03:05) ===

[00:52:38]  I would bet.
[00:52:38]  He's got so much extra playtime on me that maybe he'll be better than me.
[00:52:43]  Obviously, he'll be better than you.
[00:52:44]  But no, CS has a higher skilling, and not all of the skills from CS transfer to Valorant.
[00:52:48]  You're going to catch him looking at TikTok lineups.
[00:52:51]  I probably will.
[00:52:52]  If I'm actually getting into the game, I'm going to look up lineups.
[00:52:56]  Make you way better.
[00:52:58]  That's like the easy.
[00:52:59]  Hey, guys, if you're getting new to CSGO and you want to get instantly better, just look up some lineups.
[00:53:04]  You'll be instantly better.
[00:53:05]  It's going to be good.
[00:53:05]  You play some fucking champion that has lineups.
[00:53:07]  You plant the bomb and you just fucking Molotov the bomb.
[00:53:10]  Like, what the fuck do they do?
[00:53:11]  Yeah.
[00:53:14]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:53:15]  I am a dummy who has not looked into any lineups and I've been just like trying to learn it on my own foolishly and failing to do so.
[00:53:24]  But, you know, I'll get there.
[00:53:26]  On that note, I think it's time that we move on to the paywall proportion of this broadcast.
[00:53:31]  Usually there's a half an intermission, which we are going to get to right now.
[00:53:35]  We talk about more of the juicy tidbits behind the case.
[00:53:38]  I can see through the window.
[00:53:39]  Yeah, like that.
[00:53:41]  Exactly.
[00:53:42]  Like that license plate that you can see through the window.
[00:53:46]  And more.
[00:53:47]  Zooming on his glasses, you might see the reflection.
[00:53:49]  Actually, I should.
[00:53:51]  Okay, well.
[00:53:53]  Maybe check the edit.
[00:53:54]  I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
[00:53:55]  My brother is just doing some crazy shit out there right now.
[00:53:59]  Anyway, regardless, what do you guys want to promote?
[00:54:03]  What are you working on?
[00:54:04]  Say it to the camera.
[00:54:07]  I don't know.
[00:54:08]  I just posted a YouTube video and it's actually not doing that well.
[00:54:10]  So go watch it.
[00:54:11]  Go watch it.
[00:54:12]  Go watch it.
[00:54:13]  It's interesting.
[00:54:14]  It's a video where I'm in a Mr. Beast video and it's actually performing 10 out of 10 by a lot.
[00:54:19]  That's crazy.
[00:54:21]  It is.
[00:54:22]  I worked all week.
[00:54:23]  I came to LA on LA on Wednesday and I was editing all day.
[00:54:28]  I didn't go out to dinner with them and finally got the edit done.
[00:54:32]  Posted.
[00:54:33]  Just for it to be a 10 of 10?
[00:54:34]  For it to be a 10 of 10.
[00:54:35]  That's a big bummer.
[00:54:36]  Yeah, I mean, I had a good title, good thumbnail.
[00:54:37]  Like, I don't understand what's wrong with that.
[00:54:39]  But guys, please go like and subscribe.
[00:54:41]  Please.
[00:54:42]  Susan, she watches me.
[00:54:43]  I'll tell her.
[00:54:44]  Susie, Susie, can you like do something to the album?
[00:54:46]  Just like Susie fixes.
[00:54:50]  Susan actually co-tweeted me.
[00:54:52]  Co-tweeted me as well.
[00:54:53]  Technically, it was me and Quack T.
[00:54:56]  It was a photo with Quack Tea Sound App in.
[00:54:58]  But what were you guys saying in it?
[00:54:59]  It was just a picture of me, Dream, Saturnap, Carl, and Quack Tea.
[00:55:03]  Together all the time.
[00:55:03]  And then she quote tweeted it and was like, so good to see you guys together.
[00:55:06]  But it was like a week after we posted it.
[00:55:08]  What the fuck?
[00:55:09]  Which is kind of funny.
[00:55:10]  She's like trying to get you guys on YouTube, which we will be talking about behind the paywall.
[00:55:14]  Yeah, Susan, if you want me on YouTube, DM me.
[00:55:18]  Why'd you say that's so sexy?
[00:55:20]  Yeah.
[00:55:20]  Gotta entice us on.
[00:55:22]  That was so devious.
[00:55:24]  Yeah.
[00:55:25]  Yeah.
[00:55:26]  DM me.
[00:55:26]  Susan, check me out.
[00:55:28]  DMs are open.
[00:55:29]  All right.
[00:55:30]  What about you?
[00:55:31]  I mean, you know some of the stuff I've been working on, like the NRG stuff, you came to the party.
[00:55:35]  Just doing that, wanting to stream more, upload more.
[00:55:38]  And I have some like bigger stuff that I want to do, but I have no like playing Valorant with me.

=== Queen Clout Streaming Goals (00:44) ===

[00:55:43]  Yeah, well, he doesn't want to say it.
[00:55:44]  He's being too kind.
[00:55:48]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:55:48]  We're gearing up for that.
[00:55:49]  All right.
[00:55:50]  Well, if you want the paywall content, you can go to patreon.com slash fear and we'll see you on the other side.
[00:55:55]  Peace.
[00:55:58]  That's wild.
[00:56:00]  What the fuck?
[00:56:02]  I can't do that.
[00:56:02]  I want to like blow your mind, but I don't want it to be like on camera because it's actually gross as fuck.
[00:56:07]  Whoa, dude.
[00:56:08]  That is...
[00:56:09]  That is genuinely impressive.
[00:56:14]  Is that what that means?
[00:56:15]  No.
[00:56:17]  Maybe the thing is a lot less funny than me and the queen.
[00:56:19]  Yeah, like the queen had a clout.
[00:56:21]  The king to me is like...
[00:56:22]  He's like in the clout.
[00:56:23]  He's like a clout chaser.
[00:56:25]  No, you're not wrong, because like...
[00:56:26]  But I think presidents always have