Jack Manifold and JHB dissect cultural appropriation, debating whether white adoption of AAVE signifies progress or contrasting it with figures like Steven Crowder. They critique ineffective climate protests, recount a TwitchCon injury involving faulty safety standards, and mock British actors' failed American accents in films like Blonde and Wonder Woman. The conversation escalates to Brad Pitt's "Pikey" role versus his offensive portrayal of a Native American in Meet Joe Black, which they label a hate crime. Ultimately, the episode challenges listeners to examine performative identity politics and the ethical boundaries of accent mimicry in media. [Automatically generated summary]
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Fuck You The Listener00:01:30
Hit record, Marsh.
Oh my God, we're missing out on juicy, delicious podcast gold.
We're gonna fucking shit on you for not risking your life while you were on your way over here to record.
So I want to set the record straight.
I saw a lot of comments about the sound these last two episodes.
We wanted it that way because fuck you, the listener.
If you're listening right now and the sound is crispy, it is against what we wanted it.
We wanted it to be a cacophony of dick in your ear every week.
And we were experimenting with the outer walls of sound and you don't understand our vision because you understand.
I disagree with that.
I already beat up Marsh.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm forgotten to tell you.
I forgot to tell you.
All right.
We did two podcasts in rapid succession and we used a USB mic and it didn't work.
Okay.
Sounds shit.
Why would you do that?
Yeah.
That's like your mistake.
Absolutely.
We have the most overpaid producer in the game.
He's so hot.
JHP, you looking for a new job?
I mean, no comment on that.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Speaking of which, we're back.
Okay, guys.
We engage with JHP.
Yeah, that's what we're doing today.
I love it.
We decided to bring in two of the most boomer-looking zoomers out there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because, like, we're, we're, obviously, we don't know what the fuck's going on.
We're me and Will.
They're zoomer looking boomers and they're boomers.
Water Pressure And Bidets00:03:27
Not really.
I'm not even zoomer looking.
I'm just a boomer.
Okay.
I'm just a boomer.
It's so, it's so early in the morning.
It's pretty early.
We're in my house and I'm the last person to come to the podcast.
Dude, that is fascinating.
That is bizarre.
I came downstairs and no one was here.
It was empty.
I just shooting.
I was shooting a poop video for Ludwig.
That's not even a joke.
It should not take you 30 minutes.
Oh, dude, I wanted to get the perfect O face.
What is poop video?
Can you give more context, please?
Ludwig has a bidet.
He has a six fetch.
And I think he might have flooded my house while installing my bidet.
I was streaming, so I couldn't see.
Apparently, it's going to be in the video.
And he wanted for that bidet to slut me out.
That's the best way to explain it.
He wanted me to do a reaction video, which I did.
And I went in depth.
Keep it 100.
Is this better than a normal bidet?
What is Vogle moves bidet doing?
You want me to be 100% serious?
Keep it a buck.
Okay, keep it a buck if you do.
We're not even behind the paywall right now.
I'm just going to fucking say it, dude.
I have been a bidet evangelist since day one because this bussy has been, you know, getting water squirted into it in turkey for a very long time.
Right.
Okay.
You're an expert.
Yeah, I'm a bidet expert.
And honestly, I think with bidets, you don't need it to be like excellent.
You just need it to be right.
Okay, you're saying this bidet is not.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
This bidet is like above and beyond.
It doesn't need to be.
It's got like ass heaters.
Yeah.
The water gets warm if you want it to.
You can like control the water temperature.
All right.
I just want water in my asshole, dog.
It's a seven out of ten.
All right.
I have two bidets in my house.
Flex.
But different, different reasons.
Different reasons.
One has like what I would call draconian like civil rights struggle water pressure.
Where you open that shit up and it's invading your butthole.
It's cleaning you out, dog.
And the other one.
It's like a fucking enema.
I'm hiding Barack Obama's face.
This is too much for him.
The other one.
Don't look, Brock.
It's like the space age one, where it's got like warm seat, like pulsating water, ass dryer, lights.
You want the Punisher.
You want the Punisher.
It wakes you up.
The Punisher is there for days where I need to, I need to be efficient.
Today.
Ah!
Before you left today.
If I had to poo today, I would have used the Punisher.
Can I ask what the Punisher does exactly?
It literally just has water pressure.
Cocking ball torture.
I could clean a wall with.
Oh, so it's just, it's rough.
Do you ever see a water pressure video?
Like, you know, where it'll be like, look at all this moss on the patio.
I think so, yeah.
And then they go.
Well, I mean, I think that's a little out of hand too.
I just, like I said, I think bidets you can keep is simple, stupid.
Okay.
Kiss.
You know, keep it simple, stupid.
This bidet, it goes above and beyond, which, you know, many Americans maybe appreciate as an introductory.
You have to plug it to a wall.
Cocking Ball Torture00:15:50
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, really?
Like, I just want like...
In order to get the heated seat.
Oh, and there's a light on at all times.
That's actually pretty good.
There's a light on at all times.
What about this bidet says mogul moves to me, though?
What says mogul moves to me is that it took me fucking two years to finally get it after I won the goddamn bidet in a competition like two years prior that Ludwig was holding.
That's what he mogled me.
Moggled the fuck out of you.
So, boys, what's going on?
Enough talk about poopy.
Oh, fuck.
We forgot to.
Wait, what?
No, no, no.
The first thing we should speak about is ass cleaning.
Yeah, I forgot to introduce our guests.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got JHP in the building.
How's it going, guys?
And we got esteemed Jack Manifold.
Jack Manifold.
Jack Manifold.
In the building as well.
They're both.
You guys are both like, what, 18, 17?
How old are you?
20.
20.
We're both 20 years old.
They're lying, right?
Which month?
August.
June.
Okay.
Well.
Oh, sorry.
Damn, bro.
We got two 20-year-olds here.
One from one side of the pond.
We got two 20-year-olds over here.
We got your first time doing porn.
We got two 20-year-olds, one from one side of the pond, the other from the other side.
Both wonderful.
We're very excited to have you guys here.
Thank you.
JHP, I have no idea how or why or when you agreed to do this.
It was last night at the party.
Sometime during the fog of war.
This is why we give Marsh the big bucks.
I'm pretty sure he kidnapped you.
Pretty much.
Oh, yeah.
He was just at the door.
Like, he looked like lost instead.
I like opened the door to let Marsh in and JHP was just there.
And I was like, oh, shit.
He's like, I didn't want to knock on the door because I didn't think anyone was here yet.
It felt awkward.
But I was standing outside in the rain.
Oh, yeah, no, no.
I like heard the doorbell ring and I'm like, Hassan will get it.
And then he didn't.
And I was just like, I just looked.
I saw a silhouette.
I was like, I probably should let.
I'm not going to lie, boys.
I'm 31 years old.
Okay.
Here's what happens.
We were all at a party last night.
It was a 30-plus-year-old birthday party.
Okay.
Yeah, that's true.
Actually, it was.
People had some fun.
I, on the other hand, did not because I went there.
You got to stand around a lot, which I don't like.
When's the last time you had fun, Hassan?
Oh, that's not.
I was watching One Piece after the.
Oh, that was.
No, I mean, like, going out now.
I was watching One Piece while eating Chick-fil-A, and that was pretty fun for me.
When's the last time you had fun out?
Going out.
We'll move on.
You two, I got to say, are, I think, two of the most talented young people in the industry.
Oh, I appreciate that.
I didn't know that.
I think you're both brilliant humorists in very different ways, though.
JHB, if you've never seen his work, always kind of makes himself the odd man out.
Jack, you're just very witty.
What do you think?
You have a classic British wit.
I appreciate that.
I think this will be a good episode.
I think that's actually enough.
Let's wrap it up.
Let's go.
Okay.
Anyway, these guys are great.
They're pretty good.
Check them out.
I mean, I've been living with Jack Manifold this past week.
You have?
That has.
I have been.
How's that been?
It's been great.
We hardly crossed paths.
Yeah.
Because I'm ginormous.
Oh, yeah.
The house is huge.
The house is massive.
It's huge.
It's so big.
You got to use a golf cart everywhere you go.
Yeah, so we don't really run into each other too much.
Yeah.
But the real reason is because I'm streaming all the time and he's streaming all the time.
So we don't really, you know, we just see each other at night afterwards.
That's pretty much been it.
We just watched One Piece.
Watch One Piece.
The One Piece is real.
The One Piece.
I really like that video.
Yeah.
Have you seen their dicks yet?
No, that guy stopped.
I heard about him quitting and apparently it was like a fucking like a like a fucking big deal on the internet.
Like this guy into the meme.
So yeah, so this is guy, right?
And he reanimates One Piece with their dicks out all the time.
And they have bulbous, veiny dicks.
Oh yeah, they got big dicks.
But he has been doing this for years.
Okay, we're pulling that up on the on the paywalled part.
Yeah.
I didn't see those cocks.
For years, this guy's been animating them with the dicks.
And then recently.
What do you do?
Do you kill him at that point?
Like, how do you stop him?
You can't stop him.
No one did.
But then he just quit.
And the internet was like fucking outrageous.
I think he did Whitebeard's dick and was like, this is it.
This is my.
This is my opus.
Yeah.
This is my masterpiece.
I'll never make a cock like this again.
It really was.
It really was.
The veiniest, most bulbous dick.
And that was the meme is that Whitebeard would go, the One Piece is real.
And then it would just be his cock.
You open it and it's like, you get blinded with a flash of light on your monitor when you open it.
Like, dude, that's awesome.
That's so weird, man.
Why are you fucking...
Like, aren't those kind of kids?
Like, they're kids, right?
Monkey D. Luffy is a kid.
Son, that show has been running for 30 years.
Wait, really?
Mike D. Luffy's like 50 years old.
He's AARP at this point.
Bro, you're really pulling a fucking...
Actually, it's a 3,000-year-old dragon.
Like, the kid's a kid.
He's got fucking...
He's a gump.
He's gummy with it.
What?
He's fucking gummy, but don't say that shit.
I don't know what that means, but I just made it up, but he is.
Sorry, picturing his gummy dick.
Yeah, exactly.
You already.
No, I'm not scratching it.
It's like, bro, don't say that.
It's literally like, it's like saying you're thinking the N-word because like now you are.
And I didn't want to.
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
My ass is not.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I was not.
I don't even.
Yeah, he's like, N-word.
What do you mean?
Nuclear?
Is that what you're all saying?
I've actually trained my mind to never think those words.
I can absolutely cut them out.
JHP, what are you working on?
What, like, work in general or just like existing?
What do you mean?
I mean, just tell me.
Explain what your job is.
What are you doing?
I do social media for under T, and I mean, I'm also content creating.
That's basically it.
When are you going to start your solo career?
I have no idea, honestly.
I mean, I'm just working.
If you were going to start your own org, what would it be called?
I've never thought about this.
These are the questions.
101 Thieves.
Oh, dude.
Surely it would just be JHB team, right?
That sounds like it makes the most sense.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's one of my favorite stories ever.
JHB team, please inform people why you are called the JHB team.
Wait, I don't know.
This is JHB is the initials of my name.
And when I would play Call of Duty like eight to ten years ago, I wanted to have a clan.
So when you were like 12.
Yeah.
Yeah.
12 years old.
10 to 12 years old.
Yeah, basically.
2002 child somehow.
It's very awkward.
But yeah, I wanted to have a clan with friends.
And so I kept the name.
And then how many people were in your clan?
I had like 10 to 15.
It wasn't that they had JHB in their name.
I know.
I was shocked too.
And then.
Why would you JHB team?
I was, well, I don't understand this.
Surely the team itself.
Fucking hell.
The team itself was JHB team, right?
Like, see, like, in Call of Duty lobbies, people will have like their org name and then leader to you know specify they're the one that's like the leader.
I was team because I'm the guy who's the keep up with those guys.
No, I miss them.
I haven't talked to them in a while.
You gotta how many times they say the n-word.
How many times did you say let's get let's get to all right?
Hold on.
Let's get to the good shit.
Go.
The good shit.
Yeah.
It's not that good.
I'm not saying it's good.
I'm not saying that.
No, it's criminal.
We have cops waiting outside.
Oh, lovely.
But you're telling me you got cops on side?
Yeah.
We got cops waiting outside.
Let's get to the content.
Do you think white people should say, for real, for real on a stack?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Thank you, God.
Thank you.
Let's talk about this very serious subject, man.
Which I've talked about so many times.
But you know what?
It's a sign of it.
Let's hear what's the young men.
No, it's a sign.
Well, this is like literally.
Well, not Jack because he's from Britland, but you know, this is your generation's lingo now.
Like, Zoomers have picked up AAVE.
For those of you who don't know, this is called African American Vernacular English.
Zoomers have picked it up and have made it there.
Zoomers have picked it up.
What do you mean?
We had we had white dudes.
We did too.
You're right.
You're wonky.
You're so right.
You're so right.
Which is actually what I was saying.
It's definitely a timeless thing.
Yes.
White people have been ripping black culture since day one.
Listen, I'm going to say this.
It's an Eminem.
I hate to be like the, hey, I'm a New Yorker guy, but hey, I'm a New Yorker.
Dead ass.
Dude, dead ass.
If you live in a fucking melting pot, you're going to melt, bro.
You know what I mean?
Like, people pick up the vernacular all the time.
Like, I live in California.
I put bits of Spanish, like, I'll say imasomeno all the time.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't.
Learn that Spanish, dog.
More or less.
Okay.
Awesome, man.
No, I think the problem, but admittedly, to defend the internet a whole, I think the main issue I see people calling up on is when people kind of like go, oh, it's just some Zuma language and it's AVE.
And I think a lot of people are just like, don't under, like, don't.
He's a Minecraft.
You can't even bring this up around him.
No, no, no.
Admittedly, he's going to rip your hands on it.
It makes me nervous.
It makes me nervous because people have a tendency to fucking just instantly, if they hear me go, essentially just hear me disagree with what they say.
It could get very ugly very quickly.
Yeah.
But like, your AV is not even the same as ours.
Because it's not AAV.
No, of course, exactly.
The American pot.
It's the mandum vernacular.
Okay, here's the thing.
If you use AAVE, that's one thing.
If you're throwing on a black scent, like fucking Steven Crowder.
Steven Crowder or what's his face?
Castaways kid.
Yeah, who's?
Oh, Chet Hanks.
If you're like Chet Hanks and you're like Bumba Claw, let me tell you something, you're slow, Okay, okay, to be fair, Chet Hanks kind of valid.
Look, look like, look.
Um, I said this so many times.
I've, like had this conversation with Dream back in like 2021.
I've had this conversation a million times one.
It's a sign of progress that we're talking about this now instead of talking about like should white people be able to say the n-word all the time?
Oh, definitely yeah because like, I feel like the original age-old debate was, how frequently should white people be able to say the n-word?
What are you doing?
Fiona's had enough, Fiona.
She just pulled to Austin.
She just went into my fucking.
She's had enough.
She went into my shelves okay, I.
I do think though that like listen I, it's interesting because I do think there's positive feedback for creators.
Like we make missteps all the time.
We're putting out so much content now that on a long enough timeline, inevitably, you're going to offend someone.
And it's always nice to understand why.
Yeah, why or if you've made something that offends people.
But I feel like we have found ourselves in a weird time as well where people can realize kind of a certain level of like notoriety or they can get a level of attention from a creator.
They want to talk to by by Colin.
them out.
By calling them out and I think, particularly in your world, a lot of young people have now fat like be, almost become like giga watchmen.
Yeah, they're microanalyzing.
They never give you a good faith interpretation.
Yeah exactly, people take the worst, the worst case scenario and and kind of put that judgment on you and and to be fair, from what I understand, I don't think it's even at a point where anyone individually is actually offended.
It's more like hey, this could offend someone and then you kind of poll around and no one really was, but it's, it's kind of like uh, like almost pre-reactive like, sort of like before anyone gets mad, i'm gonna warn you now and it's like um, but I, I find most reasonable people, which most, I think this is the thing.
I think a lot of people put the judgment on you know, my side of the community, the Minecraft stuff that the um like it's very unreasonable.
They'll just bite your head off the second you get something wrong.
I'd say that's, it's like a loud minority, like the majority of the audience are just gonna be like hey, you made a mistake.
Not only that, but I think there's even a larger percentage of people in every group that actually completely overlooks, and even goes as far as to whitewash, what people's like.
Uh, like genuine, genuine shit behavior.
Yeah um, and and that is what's so hilarious about like, the inconsistency in standems usually is that like, if it's a character, if it's a content I almost called a character a content creator that you like uh then you know, on the one hand, you'll be like i'm holding them accountable, you'll be hyper focusing on it, but also, on the other hand, sometimes you you, if the content creator himself or herself or themselves comes out and defends themselves, like you can go overboard with your uh,
with your parroting of their talking points regularly.
Um, ultimately i've talked about so many times but it comes from a place of helplessness and powerlessness.
That's why you try to hyper focus on areas where you feel like you're seemingly making change, and there is no more area where you get an immediate you know, immediate feedback loop than a content creator that is um, that you can talk to on on twitter.
Yeah, all right, moving forward from that Zoomer shit to some other Zoomer shit kind of in the same vein, in your, in your home, in my home, you mean, the Van go was just destroyed.
Yeah, so I I, I saw that um, I don't know much about it.
I saw, I saw the video of them throwing what are they?
Tomato soup yeah, tomato soup, tomato soup.
Right, they threw tomato soup on it and glued themselves to a wall.
They did.
They do that all the time.
Arguably, Van Goes most famous work sunflowers, yes yes no, it was Starry Nights.
Yeah, Starry nights is I?
I said arguably okay well, i'm arguing yeah, i'll argue against you as well.
But I see what you are jp.
These are called paintings, so what you see on your phone.
Normally they have it.
Sometimes it's like a brick and mortar retail concept, kind of like an NFT, and they, they did it to.
They've essentially deleted a global climate change right to protest global climate change.
Yeah, I didn't understand the super glue thing, I don't know, to make them harder to remove from the exhibit.
Like, is it really that?
Like, their goal is to be annoying.
I'm not gonna lie.
Museum, museum security and curators are gonna handle them very gingerly.
They should just beat the absolute out of them.
Oh, my god, Will Neff calls for protesting?
I mean, I mean, come on, don't protest ever Will Neff will beat you out of you if you ever push a point he disagrees with.
Listen, he just.
In my opinion, there's if you're gonna deface a priceless work of art.
Protesting Will Neff00:08:06
They didn't they could.
Technically, it's behind a glass and it wasn't even the original, so that that part is true.
Yeah, so they didn't even know it was behind.
It was behind glitter, I don't know the original thing.
It was 100 behind the glass and also, on top of that, it was not even the original.
However uh, I do think that these guys are cringe.
They're very much like Peta, where they're like, any kind of pr is good pr yeah, and I think a lot of times, these kinds of actions, these kinds of other they've done works of art though Mona Lisa.
What I don't understand is, what's the correlation?
Um, like why?
Why does climate change in any way link to, I think?
I think their mentality is, we have to get people's attention, no matter what.
You know, there's other ways as well, as I can't wrap my head around.
Why priceless piece, pieces of art?
Um, because they want to get attention for it, like they want to.
They want to draw attention to it.
I don't think this is a successful means of doing it, like I said.
That's why I use the PETA example.
PETA does this shit all the time too, where they like go overboard with their criticisms and actually end up just kind of making the cause look worse.
Uh, across the across the board or across the yeah, that's the real across the board.
Okay good, holy shit, it's too early, it's way too early um, but uh, having said that, the real, genuine modes of protest that are unironically successful uh, I need that.
Cowboy Bebop had an episode, I can't say it, like I can't tell you what kind of uh, climate action are you talking about?
The Teddy Bomber, I I can't tell you what kind of climate action is genuinely successful, because you know I don't want to go to prison but um, but there have been instances talking about a particular man who used to talk at university.
No, that's not.
No no no okay, let's make it show the Unibomber.
I mean okay, we're gonna mention it by then.
Unabomber news is crazy.
Bro, I don't see glass.
I don't see any glass there.
Fuck's like, there is glass.
Yeah, there is.
No, there is.
No, that's not.
You can see that isn't making contact with the photo.
There's a slight shadow.
Look, there's like a slight shadow above the paint.
Oh, yeah, I guess.
From the suit.
You can definitely see that there's glass there.
I don't know why we're arguing over this.
I know that there's glass.
I covered this as a story yesterday and I read through the articles.
I just believe what my eyes tell me, and I don't see any glass.
This guy reports the news, buddy.
Even though.
I'm talking to Joe Rogan now because I'm done living in your communist fantasy.
I think the problem with protests like this is obviously most people are on the side.
Most people are on the side of climate activists, right?
Like most people agree that we probably need to do more for the climate, right?
But all of a sudden, you do something that most people will go, well, that was just unreasonable.
And everyone who already has a bit of a disdain towards climate change activists just fucking hates them more now.
It just confirms the ideas that they have about them in their head.
Like, I never understand why doing these essentially accidents.
I'll give you the defense of it.
Not that I personally agree with it, especially in this instance, but the defense of it is that protest is supposed to make you uncomfortable.
It's not supposed to be something that is, it's supposed to be disruptive, right?
That's why people sit and then like lock arms on the 405.
Yeah, no, I like attention and gravity.
I do get it.
I do get why it has to be like, it doesn't have to be disruptive, but I get why it is.
But I think the problem with that is the people you are ultimately trying to get through to and change already likely don't like you.
And to do things that further grow that disdain, I generally find doesn't reach through to the people that it needs to.
I'm going to tell you, most reasonable people already want to climb.
Particularly the issue of climate change, the average Joe, just, I'm going to be honest, doesn't give a shit.
I think it's something that doesn't touch them on a day-to-day basis.
I think younger generations do you guys give a shit about climate change?
Yeah, but they're both very intelligent people.
No, I think I appreciate that.
Thank you.
I think young people...
You're young professionals.
I think that, listen, if you're like a Midwesterner and you're getting the shit kicked out of you by the football team every day, you really don't give a, you know what I mean?
Like, or like you're, you're, you know.
Yeah, but also your impact is like, like, even right, your little change that you're going to do as like the average Midwesterner.
Like, most of the climate change issues come from big industry and shit like that.
True.
Yeah.
Like, I think as an average Midwesterner, I think if there's a way to incentivize good behavior in terms of your carbon footprint, I think we can make a meaningful difference.
But again, like the average citizen in like the UK or like the average citizen in Canada probably isn't that up in arms because they're just trying to get by.
Here's a couple of things I want to say.
So one, this is cringe.
That's precisely why you hear about it in the media all the time.
Of course.
There are instances of effective climate protests or instances where like the police are incredibly brutal, like with the North Dakota water protectors, the no DAPL protests that happened.
That actually got widespread media coverage, even though private military contractors and police brutalized the indigenous water protectors there and also even veterans that went there to defend this natural water.
I love when you talk to guests like chat.
Okay.
Well, but here's one thing I got wrong.
He's absolutely wrong.
So here's one thing I will tell you, though.
So there are actually symbolic protests that have occurred for climate change that actually does not get the broad widespread media coverage.
I'll tell you a story.
A man named Wynne Bruce, a 50-year-old climate activist and Buddhist, set himself on fire, self-immolated, in front of the United States Supreme Court last week.
This was back in April.
And he meaningfully contributed to greenhouse gases because setting himself on fire.
No, no, no.
That is a historic, like, I mean, they did it during the Vietnam War famously.
Like, that is a, that's a very, there's a very famous symbolic form of protest.
And his goal was to prompt a national conversation.
However, the reality is that the media gave it no coverage whatsoever.
You probably never even heard about this.
No, last week, because that, no, this is all the way back in April.
Oh, so last week it resurfaced.
No, I just read it from the article.
It said last week, but it was in April.
Oh, okay.
All the way back in April in the beginning of this year, he did this to protest the Supreme Court's decisions against climate change.
And no one really heard about it.
No one really talked about it.
There was like a brief blip on the radar.
But you hear about this sort of thing because that's, I mean, I'm not saying that this is a good thing at all.
I don't think it's a good thing.
Suicide, trigger warning, mention of suicide.
Obviously, don't do it.
But the media didn't cover it for two reasons.
One, because they don't want more copycats, right?
No, which is understandable.
And two, they didn't even want to cover it.
They didn't want to.
I mean, but they cover fucking mass shootings all the time.
Yeah, no, exactly.
You know what I mean?
It's not really the media's concern.
As much as you can argue that that is the byproduct, it wouldn't be what they would make.
So they don't give a shit when it's a suicidal mass shooter.
They cover it wall to wall.
They even fucking mention the name of the shooter and whatnot.
But when it came down to it, this was not an act that got widespread coverage because I think that it would have sparked a more serious conversation rather than gluing yourself to a Van Gogh.
And so the media picks and chooses what they consider to be cringe enough that it will make the climate movement look bad overall.
That's my two cents on the matter.
Cringe Enough For Media00:09:18
I see what you're saying.
I think there's a very fine balance between doing something that is cringe enough to reach the media whilst also not just making the movement look fucking terrible.
I think that's a really fine line.
Well, terrible to the people you're trying to change.
Like your average boomer is going to see this fucking Van Gogh story and be like, you know, just going to shake their fucking fist of the air.
Ultimately, you're not going to be able to cut through the multi-billion dollar, even trillion-dollar, you know, industry, the petrodollar rules the world.
And our reliance on fossil fuels.
You just need to put together a dope protest.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
I think it's a plenty of mobile gas, 50 people, and you just have a fuck fest.
I mean, I have a lot of people.
That would be glad that's yours.
No, but then that's the type of shit that I think would work here.
Yeah, see?
Look at this brilliant mind.
Okay, I didn't know you were French.
That is the most French way of protesting I've ever every time Russia Russia invades Ukraine.
French protesters are like, all right, it's titty time.
Like literally.
Saka Bla, it's titty time.
That's what they do.
They always.
Yeah, it's crazy.
My little breakfast.
Oh, lovely.
Omelet du Fromange.
We did not order an omelette with cheese.
Didn't we?
Wait, I thought we got breakfast for you to say.
Oh, they're on the way.
Marsh did it.
He did it.
All right.
You always want to talk about what's hot in the streets for you young men.
Honestly, I don't even know.
It is hot right now.
It's hot.
I've been here.
I've been, you know, we did TwitchCon and stuff.
Oh, TwitchCon.
I suppose that was the most weird thing.
I was like, four of the only people who did not get violently ill at this gone.
That's true.
I mean, I got food poisoning.
And you also cracked me on the fucking face so hard in the death pit that I got whiplashed.
Hassan, they felt like sock'em boppers.
You swung first.
No, I didn't.
That's a lie.
That's the video.
That's all I lie.
Fuck the video.
Pull that video, Marshall.
Pull that video.
Pull up the video.
No.
Yeah, they were broadcasting it.
No, no, no, no, they were not broadcasting at that point.
They closed the pit down.
We were not fire till fired upon.
You did a shove.
I did a thing.
No, I did shit.
You left your head completely on protected.
I did a shove because I thought the pre-established thing was that we're just like shoving.
Ha ha.
It's like.
We're pugil sticks.
Have you ever seen American Glass?
I was shoving.
Yeah.
I was shoving and Will saw an opening that I gave him because I did not think he was going to crack me and went whack and directly hit me.
I did not know that they had a hard center to them.
Well, they did?
Well, regardless.
Because he hit me back right afterward.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I was shocked.
I was like, I got hit over there.
If you were to feel them, they felt like pillows.
Yeah.
Just like the pit, which felt pillowed, but had hard concrete under it.
Yeah.
So when he whacked me, I whacked him back.
And then I actually did win him.
I did best him, but it doesn't matter because he won the war overall.
He broke my fucking neck.
Fucking hell.
That thing was like, I can't fathom why you think that foam, like what?
Fucking inches of foam would be enough to like break.
What you're supposed to do normally in that situation is have like a trampoline underneath it.
Yeah.
But obviously they couldn't do that at the convention hall because like they could have made it deeper.
No, they could have raised it.
No, no.
This is what they should have fucking done.
Just have an inflatable, right?
I've done those fucking battle things countless times, right?
At like fun fairs and stuff.
You don't do it with a foam pit.
If it's portable, you just have a big inflatable that there's like a staircase up to.
So it's elevated like inches off the ground with air.
And then you have a platform again elevated and you fall onto the fucking inflatable.
Also putting mats down.
Yeah, like something like that.
Every British person is born with the Renfair knowledge.
Did you know that?
Yeah, the Renfax fair.
Yeah, they just uploaded it into him immediately.
Look at him.
He's just spitting.
What are you, a carney?
Like, how do you know all this?
He's like, I can fucking juggle it.
It's basic.
It's basic Renfair.
It's Renfair.
You like daggers.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
You're just spitting.
What about Americans?
What are American children born with?
I don't know.
Also, you're kind of leaving me speechless just because it's so well said.
I'm just like, fuck, how could I top that one?
You guys don't have to fight it out, dude.
Don't worry.
I don't want to fight it out.
I know everything about fares.
Oh, God.
This is his territory.
This is absolutely my territory.
I still want to go to a medieval times, which I have yet to go.
Oh, man.
That sounds good.
I've never done one of these either.
I want to do it.
Well, that's like your people.
Yeah, but I never did it.
Oh, it's like going back home to Britain.
Yeah.
Walking the streets of London.
Yeah, it's like medieval times.
Back to England.
Wow, there's stuff.
He strikes me exactly like Brawling.
He's sick through nightmares.
Yeah, dude.
He's a relative of mine.
As you walk through a storm.
What do you think about Americans doing British accents?
Is this racism?
Is this racism?
No, I wouldn't say it was racism.
Generally, they are really bad.
Like, they're really, really bad.
You're fucking what, man?
Mys is all right.
He always says one person is all right, and it's never me, and it's kind of fucked up.
I'll just say it.
Yours is pretty bad is the reason.
Yeah, mine's better.
That's fucked up.
I do a good brick top.
A brick hole.
From Snatch or Lock Sock and Tees Smoking Barrels.
Oh.
If I throw a dogger bone, I don't want to know how it says.
If you stop me whilst I'm walking in this hallway one more time, I'll cut your fucking yarbol off.
That's pretty good.
It wasn't bad.
There was moments where...
But it wasn't bad.
Thank you.
I liked it.
I think the general audience will be like, that was good.
But it was.
We're doing it for the general audience.
Yeah, exactly.
They'll be pretty similar.
In your case, an horrible old cunt.
Good.
I mean, he's just doing lines, though.
You got to spit something entirely separate.
That's when you've mastered it.
When you can start talking about random shit in a chimney.
Give me the mic so I can take it away.
Yeah from the home of the Dodgeborn Boy Os.
Yeah, from the home of the Dodger Brooklyn squad.
Wu-Tang killer bees on swarm.
That's better.
That was.
I think that was a better impression as well.
I never thought I'd British.
JHB, let's hear your British accent.
Give me your British.
See, I can't.
Do it, man.
Do it, man.
You've got it.
That's the only thing you're doing.
You've got it.
You got it.
Give me a quote though.
You fucking slag.
Say, you fucking slag.
You slag.
You fucking slig.
What?
You didn't even try.
Bro, you literally said, you fucking slag.
You fucking slig.
I can't do that.
You fucking slag.
I can't yell if I want to.
You fucking slag.
You're a monotone kang.
And that's a good thing.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, say, good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Good afternoon, the Queen Elizabeth.
Say good afternoon.
The Elizabethan era has now unfortunately come to a close.
What the fuck did you just say?
Bro, it's how I sound.
The easiest British you gotta go first is like chimney sweep or like Good eye yeah Cockney, Cockney geezer, Tiny Tim is a Christmas Merit.
Can I have some more good?
Eh yeah, that's how everybody starts.
Everybody starts with like a weird Cockney uh, like a weird cock accent, and then you just move past it.
You go to Paul, Absolutely the.
There's this one tick tock.
I think she's Canadian, but she does like the best like American.
She's Canadian, but like she does the best like a British accent.
I've heard from someone over in this fucking side of the world, because everyone always does the fucking like southern London, like I'm a Cockney geezer.
You know that's what everyone always wants to do.
But she just did Yorkshire mate, I'm from Yorkshire, I'm up there in Yorkshire with trees and that's and it's, it's it.
I'll stick with this for a moment.
Um, I'm maybe not doing it too much justice, but roughly it's from it's, it's rough, it's not far, it's not far, but um, which means the accent is dramatically different.
It's dramatic no, it's dramatically different, but um uh yeah no, she was very good to say so.
You're saying focus on, focus on a weird accent.
Like Tulock could do something like that or like Scouse or something like that, figure out, Scouse is the best.
Yeah, it's good.
I've noticed, which is crazy.
I'm from Liverpool 50.
Yeah, I'm from Liverpool 50, is that that bad?
I'm from Liverpool.
Yeah, I'm from fucking Liverpool.
That oh, come on that Americans hear that and they go, okay, that's good.
I can admit I was impressed.
You were impressed by it, all right, I mean the ball.
Pre-Madonna Liverpool Guy00:03:47
I'm not from man, the one that the thing say is fucking checking.
Yeah, Crazy, but like that is actually how people from Liverpool speak.
Yeah, sick.
Yeah, they do the Pudlians.
Yeah, Liverpool.
Like Patty the Batty.
Oh, that was really Irish.
Patty the body.
Yeah, I mean, of course.
Oh, fucking Patty the Batty.
What does he always call himself?
I'm a fucking.
What do you call Liverpool?
People call themselves yeah Scouser, Mike Mason.
I'm all Tory, I'm a fucking scousamate.
I'm from Liverpool, proper fucking fat Mike.
Yeah, let's a lot.
Do that, just just do that.
Why did you become French, Livia Puel?
I am from Liverpool, you know.
It's a crazy phenomenon.
What's up?
Somehow the Brits have infected American media where like half the roles for just American characters are British people.
Now, you never see a Brit like an American play a Brit outside of Brad Pitt playing convincingly.
What do you think of Brad Pitt as the Pikey And Snatch?
Yes, Terry B. Parsher did a payment.
Yeah, you like Dice Days.
Well, he's really, he's really.
That's really Irish it well, he's well, it's pikey, it's a.
It's rude.
Yeah, that's why I.
Yeah, that's rude.
Yeah, that's a direct.
He's a traveler yes, an Irish traveler.
Irish traveler yeah, that's the proper term for it.
You have no idea what these are.
This movie came out when you were born.
I'm just thinking, what am I saying?
Snatch, I know of it, but I'm sure you've never seen snatch of it, but I've never seen it.
It's my favorite movie of all time.
Birthright Guy Richie Madonna and made like three great films.
No, that's not true, she was like no guy.
Richie fucked Madonna and then made horrible movies.
This is Pre-Madonna guy I'm saying.
Both those things happened, not sequentially.
So guy and guy Richie used to make not his muse guy Richie used to make Banger Guy movies like Just No Lockstock And Two Smoking Barrels, Rock And Roller uh, obviously Snatch, which was my favorite Just Guy movies and they were so good, action-packed.
There's a lot of, like you know drama, a lot of dark satire.
And then he started dating Madonna and and then he made awful movies.
He still makes kind of awful movies.
The gentleman was like, all right, it was kind of a return to old guy Richie.
It was kind of a return to old guy Richie, but not really he's lost.
It's been lockstock.
Snatch is great top, top of all time.
Might be able to have it on the plane.
There you go.
I bet they have snatch a few hours.
Yeah, oh yeah.
I I literally I was like bro you're, you're not going, you're not flying back before you do this podcast.
You know what he didn't do?
He didn't warn me, he wanted to film the podcast.
That's true, so right he's.
When I asked you if I could stay, you're like we'll film like an episode of the podcast.
I was like cool.
And then I was that wasn't the condition he didn't have.
No, but no no no no he, he made me sign a contract.
But anyway, he was like we'll film an episode of the podcast.
And I was like yeah, cool.
And then i've been here, for i've been here for nearly a week, and never once did you mention the podcast.
So I just figured yeah, he's probably not bothered.
So I I I, I changed.
We had another guest that was supposed to be on and you were supposed to be on with them and uh, you know, they they had to pull Out, for my bad.
A good reason.
They had to pull out for a good reason.
And I and I didn't realize you were leaving today.
Admittedly, originally I wasn't, but my friend has a concert.
And because you didn't tell me that we're going to film today, I just checked.
Which friend?
James Marriott.
He's doing his second of a gig to London.
And I'm going to try.
There's not any room on the guest list, and the tickets are bought out.
I'm going to try and find a way in.
Nice.
Yeah.
He's going to snake in.
Bad Accents And Knives Out00:09:05
You know who does the terrible American accent?
Who?
Benedict Cumberbatch.
I can't stand listening to him do Dr. Strange.
I'm Dr. Strange.
I don't find Dr. Strange is that bad.
This is, I know, you're British.
Pretty British.
This is what I'm saying.
From my perspective, Jesus Christ.
What do you think of Tom Holland?
I don't mind Tom.
Tom's pretty good.
Yeah.
It's kind of it's just weird how good Brits are doing American accents.
It does blow my mind.
I think they're easier to do.
There's less nuance.
To be honest, though, they all do the same one.
They do like some version of the East Coast where it's like, hi, I'm Benedict Cumberbatch.
None of them can do like California or like anything beyond.
I don't even know.
We had this conversation with Jag on stream like recently where there is called a, there is like an American general they call it.
But even though everyone says like it's not actually a general American accent.
It's vaguely East Coast.
And I don't know.
Yeah, I guess.
I've never heard any like British guy come with like a Midwestern like, oh yeah, don't you know?
Yeah.
I come, I bet there's Naba.
I bet there is one.
I've been in like the Midwest, though, because we were watching a video about it, and that's like those fucking like weird ones.
There's a lot of nuance in the East Coast as well as the consequences of like time.
He actually did the worst accent of all time.
Daniel Craig and Knives Out.
Oh, he does like a foghorn leg horn where he's like, I say, I say, there's been a murder on y'all.
Oh, I love that.
That's quite funny, though.
I think it's intentional.
Let's do it.
Let's pull it up.
Oh, actually, you know who the worst accent of all time is?
Anna Day Armis doing Marilyn Monroe.
I think we've even talked about it.
I don't think I've seen this.
Oh, bro.
This is so.
Before they pull this up, we'll watch this too.
It says best of Daniel Craig, too.
People love it.
A donut within a donut.
I thought that was supposed to be very good.
Because then it has different endings depending on where you watched it.
So who the fuck is that?
This has been Wablanc.
We would just discuss some possible motives in the family.
Oh, no.
A little boy has told me.
That's great.
It's supposed to be this.
I've been wanting to watch this.
It's like, so it's funny that Anna Day Armis is in that because I love Anna Day Armis.
I think she's wonderful.
And she recently did a movie called Blonde, which is about Marilyn Monroe.
Now, this is like, this is one of the funniest things is, and it's something that blew my mind.
Anna Day Armis, incredible actress.
All credit to her.
I think she's marvelous.
But apparently, she just could not get voice right.
The voice.
She could not get it.
And Marilyn Monroe is an iconic character.
So like, pretty well documented.
Marilyn Monroe is like, in my opinion, Marilyn Monroe is like Arnold Schwarzenegger, where everyone can do a Marilyn Monroe.
Yeah.
Like I can do an online or like an Elvis, you know?
Happy birthday, Mr. Pennsylvania.
It's just Christ.
Everybody can do it.
So pull up the trailer for Blonde.
It is incredible because she could not and they had her do uh like voiceover to try and get it.
They had her do coaching to try and get it.
And it's still like wait, who is her?
Andrew Dominic apparently is like also weirdly like anti-abortion and has a scene in blonde where like Marilyn Monroe is like getting an abortion or something and he makes it seem as though there's like an actual living breathing baby with a heartbeat inside of her.
He put that in there is what I heard.
I haven't seen it yet.
Also weird that as we're talking about bad accents, the fucking knives out trailer shows up as well.
Wow.
She's in that.
She's in it.
All right.
Here, just like that.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that comes out a bit.
Wait, there's more knives out.
They were going to make them like a series, I think.
I mean, she looks the same.
She looks so good.
She looks great.
But she could play anything.
And I would.
Here we go.
Maybe what's heart?
What?
Why does she sound European?
She couldn't.
What is she?
Is she Argentinian?
She could not get it.
I guess I was discovered.
No.
Yeah, dude.
Stop.
So, so, pause.
Bro, she sounds Spanish.
This is one of the most fascinating stories to me because apparently on set, they were desperately trying to coach her to get rid of her accent.
And then even they had her do voiceover.
They had her come in.
Or they did ADR to be ADR.
And she still nothing tops what I'm about to say.
And I wonder if you can get it.
Worst accent of all time.
Think about it.
Worst in a film, like someone trying to do an accent.
Yeah.
I have a comedic one, but it's not like.
I mean, I would probably say Jean-Claude Van Damme doing God in the Street Fighter movie.
No.
Gal Gado Wonder Woman.
Oh, my God.
I knew.
Gal Gado and Wonder Woman is incredible.
Especially because they tried.
It's like so funny.
She's surrounded by a cast of more talented people than her.
She is not a good actress at all.
She tried to have the other characters match her accent and it just came out.
Oh, that's not what it is.
They were like, oh, she's Amazonian.
That's why it's different.
She's from Femascara.
And it's just like this weird kind of quasi-Israeli.
Yeah.
It's just Gal Gadot trying to not have an Israeli accent.
But everyone else touches it.
Okay, wait.
Which is, it's just, I don't know.
I mean, she is just incredibly beautiful, but not a very good actress at all.
I was not really seen much of what she because I just heard they were shit movies.
Yeah.
I never, I watched the first soundtrack was crazy, though.
There's like a bunch of like screaming.
Listen to the soundtrack.
When I think of the bad accent thing, I think of Brad Pitt and then Gloria Spastor's just like the comedic.
Oh.
What does he say again?
I want moscows.
You want to know?
Yeah, I mean, he does like his Italian is pretty good.
It's when he talks to Christoph Waltz.
Yeah.
All right.
Bongiarno.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, one of my favorite character roles of all time, which is probably now no longer acceptable.
Have you guys ever seen the movie True Romance?
It's the movie that Quintarantino produced.
Oh, I haven't seen it, but I know I've watched it.
I have now.
Gary.
We might watch this behind the paywall.
Gary Ullman plays a white guy who is pretending to be Native American, who speaks in full patois.
And Native American is being patois?
And says the N-word frequently.
Oh, that's crazy.
White people say, but so it's like supposed to be like a poser white guy.
Basically, like a white guy who like is like a full, you know, like wannabe.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
But Gary Ullman smashes this role.
Oh, so he just goes all out.
Oh, I mean, he is a Fesby.
Another thesbian.
Another thesbian.
Okay, speaking of Brad Pitt and bad accents, though, we saw the best of Brad Pitt in Snatch with the Pikey.
But the worst of the worst of Brad Pitt, you have to pull up Brad Pitt Patois.
Oh, God, that's this in Meet Joe Black.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
I've watched this already.
This is bad.
This is a hate crime.
It's a hate crime.
You are watching.
I'm making you watch a hate crime.
God, he was so handsome.
Oh, Jesus.
What year is this?
How long ago?
So handsome, though.
Or be a man.
My boy died.
Mama, stop it.
It's just a man.
What's up?
Bad spirit.
She just lost fever.
She don't mean nothing.
Please help us.
Of course.
No, be a sister.
No devil, no dopey.
Everything wanna be irrelevant.
What?
Oh, Jesus.
I love how I was supposed to be like, he's like, like, trying to relax.
No, she stops.
She's like, what the fuck?
That's so cringe, bro.
That's what she said.
You wanna be all right, mama?
Go over to Dr. Lady Mom.
Gonna be fine now.
Oh, I can't.
That's Brad Pitt saying that.
That's wild to me.
He also gets assassinated by two cars in this movie.
Yeah.
It's pretty funny.
He's the angel of death.
Or beautiful.
How is he?
And what you is then from the next place.
Oh, Jesus.
British Accents Variety Show00:02:48
It's like painful.
That was a nice little speaker.
Yeah.
They really swung big.
They went big with it.
They wrote that.
They wrote that in there.
Fucking awesome.
Yeah.
I hope the angel of death speaks to me in a patois.
And I hope it's Brad Pitt.
Well, you're like, yeah.
Why are you about to die, man?
You're like, I grew up in Princeton.
I grew up in Princeton.
I'm from New Jersey, bro.
Why are you speaking to me like this?
You gotta go easy now.
It's so good.
I die.
So odd.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
It was a different time.
Yeah, it was.
It was a different time.
Okay.
We are at 50 minutes.
I think we should wrap it up here and then move on to the paywall part.
And the only reason why I'm saying that is because I want to use the bidet again.
Oh, you got to be thinking about it.
So all those extra bells and whistles really do tickle your pickle, don't they?
Yeah.
Why do you have to say it like that?
Actually, tickles his taint.
Well, like, yeah.
Oh, taint, goose.
Yeah, you can move it.
You can move the bidet angle.
You could tickle your taint if you want.
You can have it soak down your balls real quick.
Yeah.
Hit the back side, hit the back walls of your balls.
Or that.
On that note, we will be talking more about salacious things, including looking at one-piece penises.
By the way, where can our audience catch you guys?
You can find me on Twitter, JHB team.
That's where I mostly am.
He's incredible.
Thank you.
I'm everywhere.
Like, literally, I'm on all of them, but they're all Jack Manifold TV.
Jack Manifold TV.
Jack Manifold TV.
JHB team.
Thank you so much for coming.
And if you want to catch the paywall episode behind the paywalls at patreon.com/slash fear and god.
Yep.
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
Oh, yeah.
It was definitely something.
Don't lock it at all.
Not one bit.
The paywalled episode is actually going to be just me doing a variety of different British accents and trying to get Jack Manifold to finally say that they're good.
How does it feel listening to this?
It's like...
It feels like that woman talking to fucking Brad Pitt.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm just staring like, what the fuck?
Jack Manifold, I'm from the other paystem.
Come to take you away.
Alright.
Go to mercy.
Two of you weird fetishes, JHB.
No comment.
Oh, that's definitely a yes.
That's a hard comment.
Relax, relax.
A man who says no comment is a man with a hard yes.
Yeah, this shit.
These are women that have recently consumed men.
Not necessarily men, just anyone really.
Wait, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
That's bored.
Yeah, do you ever just think about being inside the softwarem lining of a single?