Bryce Hall and Josh Richards host Marsh, Carl Jacobs, and Hasan Piker to dissect their "TikTok boy" evolution, contrasting Bryce's 2019 arrest with Hasan's radical left politics. They critique Joe Biden's refusal to legalize marijuana despite labor advocacy, mock anecdotes about his hairy legs and "Corn Pop," and analyze Hunter Biden's alleged drug use and nepotism. The episode concludes by addressing false child pornography claims against Hunter, predicting Carl Jacobs' departure, and teasing future segments on TwitchCon and creator culture. [Automatically generated summary]
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Flippington Agenda Live00:08:48
Are we live?
Are we doing this already?
Green screen down.
Yeah, okay.
Well, first of all, as Marsh walks by, what's up, everybody?
We're back.
I don't even know if this is the day that this podcast is going to be released on.
We don't know.
This is, you know, we're doing two this weekend.
It's fucking crazy.
Partially because myself and Will Neff here, we love you guys.
And also because at Marsh, God damn it, Marsh, you're ruining my fucking intro.
We're docking his pay.
You got to talk.
He's such a piece of shit.
Yeah, get kiss up in that.
Just like Ludwig was kissing it last time.
Oh, so it's like I'm kissing Ludwig.
Well, you kiss his mom.
So it's like...
Runs in the family.
Yeah, exactly.
Right here.
There you go.
Now you're live.
We're joined by incredible guests.
First of all, obviously, we have our third host.
You have now officially been on as many episodes as Will.
So technically, that's all our third host.
This is big.
Yeah.
I'm pretty big.
I'm glad to be alongside two people that look like the same preset of creative character, isn't it?
It looks like Gen Z just spent.
Dog, you can't say that.
You're a Minecrafter.
You literally also look like them.
That's what I just said.
That's what I just said.
We all looked at it.
We all look at the same eyes.
I thought you were saying, like, TikTokers all look the same.
Minecrafters all look British.
This is actually my first time meeting Carl in person, but he has tweeted at me so many times.
It's good.
It's like a running thing with moms.
You kiss some guy's mom.
You tweeted about like his mom.
He's ratioed me.
That was awesome.
Yeah.
Well, before we get into that, introduce yourselves to the camera up here.
For the people that don't know, because I do political comedy.
Sorry, it's my Super Bowl.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Carl's going to be live tweeting every time Dream tweets because we just came fresh off the heels of Dream's face reveal.
Good luck.
But yeah, go ahead.
You guys introduce.
I'm Bryce Hall.
I'm Josh Richards.
We're just TikTok dudes.
Yep.
We do that stuff.
Now, what does that mean for the uninitiated?
What's a TikTok dude?
Well, so 2020 TikTok dude would be looked at as like a ew, you're a fuckboy.
I think a 2022 TikTok boy would be like, okay, what genre of TikTok are you in?
Let's zoom out even more.
All right.
Ew, you're a fuckboy.
I don't think I'm a fuckboy.
No, well.
That was a quote.
That was a quotation.
I'd say he is.
I say 2020 TikTok.
Me was a fuckboy.
Sure.
100%.
Okay.
So what would you do?
Like, what's the difference now?
I do like just all stupid comedy.
Yeah.
I think it's just a content.
The way he described it on the Tiny Meat Gang podcast was that's how we met on the TMG podcast.
Shouts out to Cody Noel.
The way he described it is you just respond to other people's videos by doing huh.
And then people go fucking crazy.
That is exactly.
And then I looked at it.
I looked at his TikTok, which Marsh, when you're done tweaking the audio, can you pull up one of one of Bryce's TikToks?
Yeah.
Basically, that is the most accurate assessment of your content because I looked at it and it was like 28 million likes.
And it's like, just you doing that.
I think it's brilliant because, right, before they had boy bands, and then they realized, just cut out the middleman.
Get rid of the music.
Bryce, you got a favorite one here?
Same thing with VTubers.
So if you look at that one that has 7.7, you're kind of hovering over it right now.
Yeah.
That one was an actual promo for the movie, but we made a whole ass mini skit out of it.
Just all comedy, but smiles like a little horror phone.
Right?
This is like a longer TikTok, though, like for TikToks.
Yeah, bro, I'm already losing my train of thought here.
What's going on?
This is... Dancing and Chilly, dog.
This is a movie, dog.
You made a feature film.
Yeah, exactly.
Really?
I paid a bag for it, so I made with the Joker angle?
Yeah, you like that?
That's what we were kind of rough into.
I could tell, I could tell.
And he finally hashtagged.
That's a Ludwig reference.
Ludwig reference.
That's the first smile.
You're like, what the fuck does that mean, right?
Yeah.
Draws you in.
Look at this transition.
Boom.
Bro, this is actually too well done for a TikTok.
What's happening here?
Because we're producers, dude.
This fucking guy came in to flex on us.
He's like, yeah, I just smile.
And then you're showing the opposite of me.
Yeah, look at that.
Wait, pause for a second.
I can't believe we're pausing at TikTok.
Bro, it's a third of the way in.
TikTok is just smiling.
Look at this professionally edited.
Yeah, what the fuck is a movie, bro?
This is a short film.
You made a short film.
This is the exact opposite, content-wise, of what I was talking about.
That's like a very well-done, you know, vertically shot YouTube video.
I'll say this.
I'll say more than half of my TikToks, I hit record and then decide what I was going to do.
Which is wildly different than that.
I've seen it happen.
You are a TikTok god.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah, what's the question?
Was your ambition moving into TikTok to always wind up at a place like this?
Or was this kind of a development of like, oh my gosh, I'm such a well-known person.
How can I build this out?
So I've been doing social media for nine years.
What?
When you were like 12?
No, when I was actually 14.
Jesus.
Okay, that's not that far off.
I started a group with him and took off in like late 2019.
What was it called?
I know of this.
Sweat.
Sway.
Yeah.
Sway?
Sway.
Why?
Like, Sway Boys.
You don't have the way.
Yeah.
What actually happened was we had a, so we were starting the house and then we were getting an article posted in New York Times about like the content house and they needed a name for the house.
So we were all kind of sitting around and we had like three hours to figure out what we were going to name it.
And I think Sway was the same.
Bel Air Boys was our other option.
Yeah, which is good.
Thank God he didn't go with that.
Sway better.
Yeah, Sway is better.
What's wonderful about that is that it's kind of similar to how you shoot, how Carl Jacobs shoots TikToks.
Like you just, you just, the moment that you came up with a name was not before, but after the New York Times piece was coming out.
Yeah, yeah.
Which is, you know, you're just like, roll with it.
Sway.
But yeah, and then we were the only ones in our group that transferred over to YouTube and we made like a diss track on another house.
Yeah.
Smart.
Another kid.
For some reason got way too many views.
I don't know.
Fuck that house.
Yeah.
What was the other house?
What was the other house?
Oh, the hype house?
The hype house was the other one.
Dude, fuck it.
Dude, fuck, dude.
Both the hype house.
He's just like, what the fuck is this world?
Bro, no.
These two old pieces of shit don't get it.
Yeah.
I'm locked in.
You on the other side.
You were following the saga.
That's why we wanted you here.
You kind of know me, right?
I actually, we know each other.
I know you.
This is our first time meeting him personal.
I'm really excited, actually, to be honest.
I'm glad to have been able to make that happen while on the on Dreamiversary, the day that Dream Super Bowl is made.
That was crazy.
I did not, like, I saw it on Twitter, and then I saw you getting a face sign from him.
And I'm like, are we doing a podcast today?
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah.
You both mentioned that he had the features of a TikTok boy.
Yeah, he does for sure.
TikTok certified.
He quantifies a TikTok boy.
Which has the flippy hair.
Flippy hair.
Flippy hair.
Nice smile, nice teeth.
Good eyes.
Good look.
Nice eyes.
He would have been perfect for 2020.
Oh, are you getting the hair out just to show off the flow real quick?
It's not flippy for me.
Shut up.
It's flippy.
It's super nice.
I think it's too flowy not to be flippy.
You look like a surfer.
The flow to flip ratio is off.
I agree.
I used to have TikTok Fuck Boy hair, but everyone was like, dog, you're 29.
Like, you can't do that.
You're 29.
Well, back then, when I had the TikTok Fuck Boy hair, I was.
You put hair like this?
Yeah.
Really?
There's probably flippy.
We can find like 2019 era.
Yeah, can I see that?
Tom Piker hair, if you look up, like.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, damn, dude.
You did.
Oh, so flip.
No, no, no.
None of these are it, though.
That guy off of 365 days.
Holy shit, you're talking about Wait Shush.
Oh, like it was a whole 50 Shades of Gray type movie.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
That's the one.
That's kind of flippy, but it was like, no, that's flippy.
That's some Flippington agenda.
The ratio has been better adjusted in that photo for Flippy.
It was like all forward, too.
Like the way you had it, I had that as well for a little bit.
To be clear, I hate your hair now.
Wow.
You are.
Get in fucking line.
Yeah, get in fucking line.
There's a lot of people out there.
Really?
Yeah, no, they do not.
I have a rift in my community where like half of them are like, we like the long hair.
The other half are like, it sucks.
Bring back the flipping.
I think the ponytail, though, like when you put it in a ponytail, it looks hard.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess.
I don't know.
I just have no idea who that is.
That doesn't install.
Of course, I know Steven Seagal.
National Hero of Russia now.
Did not tell you who.
I know the name.
I know the name.
Total Recall.
Oh, that's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Pull it up because I'm going to see his face.
I'm going to be like, oh, fuck.
Arne S.
This is like, this is a change of the guard.
Like, we are the old guard, and we're just, you know, passing the baton off to you guys.
That is Steven Seagal.
Hypothetical Weed Arrests00:15:18
He is an icon.
Martial arts legend.
My grandfather loves watching all his movies.
Yeah.
Yep.
I've never watched any of his movies.
Your grandfather's also his target demographic.
Okay, that makes a lot of sense then.
That's why you guys like to say movies.
Yeah, no, we are probably as old as your grandfather.
And they probably also love being Republican.
Yeah, same with me.
I love low taxes and also small government.
That's right.
That's what I'm advocating for all the time.
We're not talking about politics, though.
This is not a political podcast.
I didn't.
Yeah.
You totally did.
You brought up being a Republican.
And I was hoping to gaslight you guys.
No.
Here, say it for the...
I'm not his target demographic.
And you know what?
He literally is a Republican mother.
Talk about your political issues.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who do you vote for?
He's got a turtleneck on.
He is a Republican.
Do you vote for me?
I love voting so much.
Right, who do you love voting for?
What's up?
Off camera?
Who do you love voting for 15 minutes about bump stocks?
It was so weird.
Yeah.
He's like, Donald Trump is fake.
Like, he wanted to do red flag laws.
What the fuck?
Like, what's next, dude?
I needed a license.
I got stuck there.
Yeah.
Yeah, you were.
You were talking about torque reform.
Tell me about your AR-15.
Don't know what torque reform means.
No, you did.
You tweeted at me with the AR-15.
Did I?
Yeah.
I believe.
Isn't it funny that he might...
I don't believe you're gaslit.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I remember the tweet.
I remember the tweet you were.
You're like, yo, I'm 40, you know, in street fights.
And then he was like, pull up then.
Yeah.
Shit.
That's a shocking revelation.
I did not know that.
I mean, he is from.
Chris has gotten to know me one tweet at a time.
I figured out his personality by his tweets at me.
Yeah.
Every single time I was ratioed.
Just a mom destroyer then.
That's what he thinks of me.
Yeah.
I sure want.
You definitely are into it.
We can pull up one of your responses.
I think he was just like, hey, having a great Tom, looking sexy at the gym.
And then you responded with like, I fucked your mom.
No.
You captioned it.
Things I did this weekend, this.
Yeah, and then, and then it was like a bunch of pictures of me.
Like, just having a blast, just really liking life.
And I was like, that's too much.
And then he goes, things I did this weekend, your mom.
And I was like, I want you to know.
I scroll and I have these intrusive thoughts as I'm scrolling.
Like, oh man, that's fun.
And then for every time it's with yours, I'm like, I'll just fucking tweet it.
I was like, why?
I was randomly out of nowhere.
I think it was last year.
All of you guys just started tweeting at me.
Yeah.
And I was just like, okay, I don't know what I did to these guys if they hate me or I was going to say, like, did you get it like you are?
There's a reason.
Wait, what's the reason?
I don't know.
Holy shit.
Just assuming there's no one.
I'm just instigating.
I don't get Corpse.
This is actually, you know who Corp's husband is?
Yeah.
Okay.
Me and Corps, really good friends.
And we both, for some reason, think it's the funniest bit of all time to just interact with like celebrities that we don't actually know.
Oh, you think I'm a celebrity?
Yeah, you're not.
You're a celebrity.
How many followers do you have?
You know what's really sad about that?
He never interacts with me.
No.
No.
You know, Corpse doesn't follow you?
He's more of a celebrity than I am.
I think Corpse follows me.
Check again.
Wait.
Damn.
What dog?
Why would I know that?
I'm just kidding.
I put this motherfucker down.
I put this motherfucker on, bro.
Checking out the AOC channel.
Check Bryce's Wiki feed.
Yeah.
Stop.
What is Wikifeed?
Wiki feed?
Wiki feed is a Wikipedia and an internet encyclopedia for foot fetishes.
No, well, Hassan's ranking just doing this in front of our new friends, Carl.
Fuck.
They're not going to be your friend when they hear about your Wiki feed rating.
Let's take a look.
So they rate you out of five stars.
Oh, is it just like random?
Oh, dude, there's so much traffic on your Wiki feed that it's not pulling up.
Wait, why are you doing that?
You just crashed WikiFeed.
You just threw an A in there.
Yeah, we're not even lying right now.
They're just DDoSing all the time.
His Wikifeed is a good idea.
Wait, are you actually Canadian?
Yeah, I'm Canadian.
I'm going to pepper in serious questions in between these.
Oh, okay.
Next serious question, right?
Well, it wasn't serious.
I feel like we're serious.
We live in a time where young people feel prematurely old.
You guys started working when you were 14.
Do you feel burnt out or do you feel older even though you're still such young men?
No, I feel like I'm 17 still.
Really?
Yeah, I think it kind of comes and goes.
Like, I feel like there's definitely been where I'm like, holy shit.
Bro, it's because the 13-year-old haven't started rolling out yet on TikTok.
He's only 20.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean, only 20?
How old are you?
23.
I'm old.
You're on your way out.
23.
See, 23 seems a lot.
That's what I'm saying.
Some moments I feel old mainly when I'm having a lot of people.
Wait, so you've never drank alcohol in your entire life?
These are elderly.
They park their walkers outside.
I see you guys, and I see these are guys that took themselves seriously and they established, like, okay, I'm this guy and I'm a very successful man.
That's where I'm trying to get.
See, I'm feeling like I'm still a kid, even though I have a bunch of followers and all these people following me.
There's still a lot of stuff to prove.
I'll say my list.
Yeah.
Hassan is an old piece of shit.
True.
And Will, I think you're older than Hassan technically as a number range.
Yeah, sure.
But you're definitely younger than Hassan.
I work out more.
Are you following?
That's not true.
Are you following?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a mindset.
Yeah.
No, I think, well, that's what happens when you talk about fucking politics all day.
And also, if I did the shit that he did.
He's on Suicide Watcher.
I am going to kill myself.
Which, you know, isn't that far off from my normal death date anyway?
This is your final podcast either way.
So regardless.
It doesn't matter.
You're in a pine box.
Like, if I dyed my hair blonde like this piece of shit, it would be fucking...
What if you just didn't?
I feel like it's just, there's no sense.
Yeah.
Man, I feel old.
Really?
How old are you?
I'm 33.
Oh, no, dude.
Here we go.
Damn.
Wait, isn't that real?
It's okay.
They're like, what was black and white television like?
What was the name of a horse that drove you to school every day?
Sea biscuit.
Yeah, up the hill, both.
There we go.
No, it's interesting because I feel old.
And the weird thing is, I have the same situation with you guys where some days I feel young, especially mentally.
And then I'm like, damn, you've been doing this forever.
You're older.
And that's such like a weird.
And the other thing is, I think time is relative, right?
In the sense that when you're young, five years old, 10 years old, a summer feels like a fucking lifetime, right?
And as you experience more time, the relevancy of time like yeah.
So now that I'm 30, years go by like a fucking 2022.
Like I feel like I, it just I blinked and it was gone.
It's gone.
I know it's gonna get well.
That's even a little bit wonkier because like now we're like in the post-COVID world kind of, you know what I mean?
We're like you're you say COVID.
It's done.
Yeah, COVID.
Well, not me, Brandon's saying it.
Well, you did just say that I was definitely done too.
I would say COVID's over.
As far as like the mentality goes, there's still people dying of it, but like, and it's still like a serious problem.
But luckily, as a consequence of the vaccines and everything else and, you know, people taking it seriously or literally not taking it seriously and getting fucking sick and then having at least some kind of antibodies, it's gotten significantly less deadly.
Like statistically speaking, it is less deadly than it was in like 2020.
So for that reason, I think a lot of people have just like lowered their resilience.
I got to talk about it.
Seriously, I don't want Susan Wajiki coming up my ass and fucking banning the podcast, dude.
Coming up on my butt, yeah, coming up my butt.
That's crazy.
You said that you had more to prove, or to do.
You saw a higher production TikTok.
Where else are you headed from this?
What did you produce?
When I started social media, I wanted to dip my toes in every single part of entertainment, like from hosting, stupid boxing match, piece, social media.
I wanted to do it all and I'm well on my way to do so.
Yeah.
It's like finding which lane I like the best.
So far, it's been.
I really like big movie guy.
You have a podcast with Barstool.
Yes, I do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have a podcast with Dick.
Yeah, he's a podcaster.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we do a podcast.
Yeah, he's come on a couple times, but it's a podcast that's based around Gen Z, like TikTok, drama, pop culture, essentially.
Give us the latest TikTok drama that's popping on TikTok.
That's the drama that's been going on right now.
Young Gravy's fucking everyone's moms.
That was like a couple.
That was like a month, I would say.
I would say right now.
What the fuck?
It's crazy.
I'm 31, motherfucker.
I don't know any of this shit.
What do you mean?
He's only like three weeks late.
That's pretty good.
No, three weeks is like hella late on TikTok hours, I feel like.
This is like two months on TikTok.
But no, I think like the latest stuff is like, I don't know, Dixie shaved her head.
That's even like two weeks old.
I feel like there hasn't like recently, recently, there hasn't been like that.
See, I didn't really, see, if something was popping, I would have known about it.
Nothing is popping.
Why don't you make the next TikTok drama?
Dream showing his face.
That will probably be talking.
You're going to be talking to me.
I can't wait for a few weeks from now that Hassan's going to say that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When you talk about it, make sure to remember that the first ever live stream FaceTime he did was with me and that's it.
That's the only thing you need to do.
I think it's much more important that I was his first FaceTime at all.
Some might say that, but not really.
Did anyone else see that FaceTime?
No, it was yours.
So it's like it didn't even come.
No, he said that he filmed it and he posted it on Twitter, but it's not the same as literally live.
There's a level of trust that you have.
Yeah, he was really trustworthy the entire time.
Don't show it.
Please don't show it.
Please.
I'm actually going to hang up before you show it.
Don't turn it around.
I would have never imagined you did that.
That was a bit.
That's a bit that we have because we're so close.
Imagine how many concurrent viewers you would have if you turned the camera around.
You don't have to make a clip on Twitch history.
And you fucking fumbled it.
If I did a pre-reveal dream face reveal, I would have been DDoSed, doxxed.
Yeah.
And then I would have been done with you.
And then imagine the internet.
Yeah, that would have been terrible.
The version of the 14-year-old Al-Qaeda would be coming after me.
Okay.
Every fucking, every, every non-binary, like dream stand would be at my doorstep with.
Speaking of the 14-year-old, like, Al-Qaeda, one thing we deal a lot with in streaming is parasocial relationships.
As TikTokers, do you find that you deal with that a ton?
Do you feel like you've kind of become like proxy friends or proxy crushes for something that someone would typically experience in high school?
Sorry, I was laughing at what he said.
So, parasocial relationships.
Okay.
He's like the Sean Evans of this party.
I'm trying to keep it on Rails a little bit.
He's always going to keep you centered on messages.
So, parasocial relationships, right?
Are like the phenomenon of a fan feeling like they know you.
Right.
And we kind of live in an era where that's taken to a new level.
Do you guys deal with that in a way that is like beyond intense?
I can only imagine.
I mean, I think that's one of the reasons why Sway ended up being so successful at the start because when we were doing TikTok, like I remember me and Bryce sat down and we kind of talked to all the boys and was like, We have two options.
We can either go down the route that everyone does on TikTok where they're very brand friendly.
They're making sure they're getting their deals with like the Walmarts of the world, right?
And we decided to go down more of, I would say, an edgy, authentic path where we were just ourselves.
Yeah, I wouldn't even say edgy.
It was just ourselves, yeah.
Literally real.
And people did not like that at all.
But I think that's what I'm saying.
So you guys were like the bad boys at TikTok.
Is that how that works?
That's what people said and everything, but it's not like we were.
What were some controversies?
I got arrested.
Arrested, fights.
For what?
Parties.
That's why you were.
What?
You've done weed?
We were in technology.
You could pull it up.
You know that.
Let's talk about it.
I kind of want to explain the real story behind that.
Really?
Go ahead.
Leak it, dude.
Leak it.
I kind of want to explain the real story about that because nobody really knows.
No, no one does.
That's a crazy story.
You've done weed.
I took the blame for it.
Bam.
That's going to be like huge.
That's going to be a clip.
I took the blame for it.
You ate it for your friend?
No one ate anything.
I wonder which friend it was.
Damn, bro.
Was it him?
How'd you?
That was a crazy question.
Well, allegedly.
someone's from Canada and they would have to.
Also, allegedly.
Oh, dude, I ate in the future.
That's respect.
Hey, hey, yeah, I have respect.
I mean, hey, dude, but I would have been like, he's Canadian.
Arrest him now.
He's an illegal American.
Destroy the boot team.
He tried to show the damage.
Illegal immigrants, sir, please.
He blew it in my face.
So you got pulled over?
Yeah, dude.
And obviously, for, I mean, it was actually for no reason.
Yeah, in this hypothetical scenario.
Look up the.
It was on ABC News.
That's how my mom figured out.
And she was like flipping out on me.
Like, you got arrested.
And I'm like, it was Josh's fault.
Well, let's not say it was anyone's fault because it's all the same.
Was your mom's only one?
Is he still mad at you after you explained it?
No, I mean, we got out pretty fast.
It was like a 16 hour.
That's so funny way Liz watching.
TikTok.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Can we pause it for a second really quick?
Oh!
That's all.
That's perfect.
Wait, I was going to say, pause it back at that guy's face, though.
Could you imagine?
That dude woke up that day, had to go to work, and then that guy had to talk about some fucking teenagers smoking weed.
Could you imagine?
TikTok star got arrested for that is crazy.
That is crazy.
So my mom's just chilling, sitting, like, watching the news, and then she just randomly hears two TikTok stars got arrested.
Officers arrested Bryce Hall.
Tell me you've printed a shirt with that mug shot on it.
Oh, dude, I wanted to, but my team was telling me it wouldn't be.
Your team was worried that it would sell too much?
Presley has a fucking mug shot.
Yeah, what are you talking about, dude?
That's badass.
It's literally like X. Screw Michael Gruen.
He was the reason I didn't do any of this stuff.
Michael Gruen eats money.
He's so pissed at you.
Dude, I hate Michael Gruen now.
That guy.
Fuck that guy.
How do you know him?
What's going on with your saying, Bryce?
What do you think?
Just riding with the boys.
Oh, yeah, that was crazy, though.
No, we can watch it now.
I just want to.
We got on the bus and turned right back to LA afternoon.
I was arrested during a cross-country road trip.
Officers arrested 20-year-old Bryce Hall and 19-year-old Jaden Hostler on Monday.
It was weed.
Both were charging possession of less than two ounces of marazone.
Host was also charged with that part sucks because then it's like immediately not as cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It sounded kind of goaded.
And then he two grams of two ounces.
Yeah, one gram of snickle frets.
Yeah, it's like four ounces.
I think it was two.
I thought we had four ounces total.
No, dude.
Yeah, I think it was two.
Old Dad Testosterone Talk00:04:50
Stop trying to make it seem cooler.
We know what happened.
Yeah, dude.
One ounce of super mint weed.
Everyone was saying Simpson seeds.
It wasn't even loud.
So not only have you never done weed.
Never, yeah.
You've still never drank.
Never drank in Canada.
In Canada, yeah.
Sometimes we go back to Canada.
But you've never drank here in the U.S. event.
Yeah, no.
That's crazy.
It's crazy.
So you guys throw parties.
You're like, you know, we didn't get an invite because we're old, which is fine.
I feel like I'm not old, though.
My 21st birthday is in, what, two months?
Oh, you need a chaperone?
Yeah.
Yeah.
For my 20s.
No, it's in two months.
It's four months.
Three months.
You guys stand outside so that people know that it's not a cool event.
Yeah.
Why are you kidding?
Found the shit.
Pound the shit.
Come on.
Right?
Don't let him have it.
He made fun of you so much.
Who made fun of us?
He said he fucked you up.
Wait, what did I make fun of you?
You said you fucked my mom.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Did you actually fuck my mom?
Bro, while she was watching news, what do you think she was doing?
Okay.
I was there to console her.
Dude, thanks for taking care of taking the anchor off of me.
Notice how relieved she was after that.
She was just disgusting visions in my head.
All right.
I mean, you're pretty good at that, though.
You're like, you take a dive well.
You know what, though?
And that's funny.
And genuinely, that's why I feel comfortable.
Why?
It's because I know, I mean, I knew, I was pretty sure that you were going to be like, bro, fuck this guy, bro.
Like, you're going to be upset about it.
Like, I don't know.
Yeah, I would have expected, given your bro-like qualities.
And I see, you know, we similar, have similar demeanors, I think.
Given your bro-like quality, I thought you would have not taken that really.
Oh, no, no, no, no, dude.
I'm like one of the chillest guys.
No, you don't think so?
Once you did that, I knew.
Once you locked that in, I knew.
Yeah, I had a TikTok recently, or someone was making fun of me on TikTok, as always, where I was talking to Liver King.
Are you guys familiar with Liver King?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We had him on the podcast.
Not this one, the other one I had with Ethan Klein.
You know, that guy's only 25.
What?
Liver Klein?
Yeah, no, yeah.
Ethan Klein.
Maybe you should get into modern shit.
You have a podcast with H3.
Yeah.
It's called Leftovers.
He hates me.
Yeah.
We were at H3.
Oh, Ethan Klein, right?
Yeah, wait.
He hates me too.
Wait, what?
What the fuck?
Fuck why?
He hates Ask Mod.
Bring it up on the next podcast.
Yo, I had Bryce Hall and Josh.
And just Josh Richards.
It'd be funny if he didn't and they were just doing this so that they would get in that podcast.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I have no idea.
He is shit on my life multiple times.
Billy?
Wait, really?
Shit's on me.
Should we cut?
Should we cut him?
No, no.
Let it roll.
I don't give a shit.
Well, regardless, we had Liver King on and he asked me, like, do you have children?
I was like, no, I'm 31.
And then people were making fun of me for saying, like, because to be fair, that is a dumb sentence.
31 is like a normal age to have children.
31 is a very normal age to have children.
I understand, but like living in like, you know, fucking living in 2022, especially if you have like any kind of like, if you're career-oriented or let me redo that sentence.
Okay, dude.
I'm gonna have kids.
31 is a very normal age to have kids and also very normal to not have kids.
I'm not saying that's a great way to do it.
It's a very neutral age.
It's a very in the middle of the I'm 24.
Yeah, and then what do I look like?
I thought you were like 18.
17.
Alabama, people would be rolling their eyes at you too.
That's that is definitely a lot of people think it's too old.
Yeah.
I feel also though, as time has gone on, the age to get married, have kids has gone a lot later, right?
Like if you're talking 20 years ago and you said, oh, I'm 31 and I don't have a wife or kids, people would be like, oh, that's because of the imperative.
And now I say, oh, yikes once he gets to the I'm 31 part.
Yeah.
Before he even starts talking about kids.
He's like you.
31?
That's nasty.
How old was your mom?
36.
My dad was 62 when he had.
Okay, yours is an old dad situation, though.
Wow.
You had an old dad.
Or have an old dad.
I'm going to do the same thing.
62?
62?
You'd be an old dad?
Not 61, not 63.
No, I think for men, it doesn't really matter.
You can still keep a kid at like 80 as a man.
80s pushing it.
It depends on your testosterone.
That's true.
That's true.
Fucking main vein.
It depends on the level of testosterone you have, I think.
Like, you can still be good until I'm like 130.
What age does your dick stop working?
It's got to be 30.
Why are you asking me 31?
He's like, you guys should know.
I stopped working like three years ago.
He's like, I guess it's got to be 27, huh?
Male Dominant Platforms00:03:45
Yeah.
No, we're.
Jesus Christ.
I have nothing for that.
God damn it.
Okay, so you guys are a completely different generation.
You have nothing on TikTok drama.
I asked you, you got nothing going on with the drugs.
Yeah, for a drama podcast.
Yeah, I'm deep pork for a second, okay?
I'm like, hey, here's another one.
It's all it takes.
One bite, everybody.
I don't fucking know.
I don't watch the fucking hate pork they do on the pod.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We just sit around and say one bite over and over.
That's cool.
What was the most exciting drama that you've encountered from TikTok?
Well, the one where you're like, this is about to be the best fucking time.
I mean, our biggest one was probably when just I broke up, like, me and my ex broke up on.
Who's your ex?
Uh, Nessa.
Nessa Booz.
She was a social media.
She does like music and everything.
Yeah, she's a musician.
Yeah, pull her up.
Is that weird?
Should we not do that?
No, it's cool.
We're cool.
We're cool.
Because I don't know anything.
Pull up that podcast where what he's talking about.
Bryce, you're a cock, dude.
He'll say something else, but who's the guy that's next to her?
Ethan Klein was master.
Is that you?
That's like, yeah, well, it was my friend, but not anymore.
Are they all like?
No, not anymore.
That's where all like the drama and shit went on.
But they were.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like I've talked about this a billion fucking times, so it's like kind of annoying.
But not like, yeah, it's just the two right there.
Just kind of terrible right there.
He's instigating every time I go on a podcast with this guy, this is what he brings up.
He'll be like, oh, yeah, pull up the pictures.
Fuck you, Bryce.
You're a better looking dude than that guy.
I'm just going to say that.
So you got that going.
Thank you, man.
No, but yeah, it was just like everyone was wanting to see what went on.
We did a premiere, and I think our YouTube premiere talking about like dreams, our YouTube premiere had something like 1.9 million people waiting in it.
What?
Yeah, it was ridiculous.
Everyone was talking about that.
There was over a million people waiting.
This happened, and I have no idea it happened.
It's a different section of the world.
It was like a year and a half ago.
It was a mile ago.
That's COVID.
This was like peak COVID, peak.
I'm not going to lie.
Everyone moving to Miami.
Like, that's when everyone was moving to Miami and shit.
Remember when all the investors were going down to Miami?
Yeah.
What, for crypto stuff?
Just like everyone was moving there during COVID.
That's exactly what this happened.
I got a serious question.
What percentage of your audience is female versus male?
It's like 50-50.
On TikTok?
On TikTok, it's like 35% guys.
Yeah.
Everything else is like 50%.
Okay, that's not 50%.
But like on YouTube, it's like on Instagram, you have 50% males following you?
Like, pull it up right now.
Okay.
You do not.
There's no way.
35% female audience is insane.
Or no, 35% male.
Sorry.
My Instagram used to be like that, and then I got on Twitch.
And now it's like...
Okay, YouTube is very male dominant, to be fair.
Twitch is the most male-dominated.
YouTube is like the second most.
And then Instagram and then TikTok, I would assume.
TikTok stepped from for us.
Like TikTok is very female.
And then slowly kind of started going over a bit.
Okay, never mind.
I only have 25% male.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
That is 24 million.
Yeah, I was going to men.
No.
Yeah, I'm not saying you don't have guys following you, but proportionally.
I'm going to watch.
25%.
50% is 12 million.
Very different.
Very different.
So you have 25% guys following you, just mostly girls.
Yeah.
Serious question.
WWE Fight Stories00:02:46
You two fight.
Who wins?
Oh, like, fight?
Look at me.
And look at that guy.
You can't tell.
You can't tell what I look like.
Yeah, he's got a pump cover on him.
He's so much bigger than this guy.
Yeah, I believe it.
I believe it.
I'm an 0-in-1 fighter, son.
Yeah, this guy's probably got me.
I'm undefeated.
He does have a zero in his record, but so do I.
Yeah, he was in the wrong placement, though.
He fought the fucking Broomface guy.
I don't fucking know.
Broomface?
What's his Mick Broom?
Who the fuck is Mick Broom?
Dude, Ice Family.
The fucking Ace family.
Who the fuck is they?
They were like cool in 2016.
That literally sounds like wrestlers.
The Ace family would be an awesome wrestling team.
To be clear.
The Mysterios versus the Aces.
Come on.
You can see it.
WrestleMania headline.
Are you a WWE fan?
I just came along.
I love WWE when I was a series.
Do you still watch WWE at all?
You love it.
What's up?
Oh, because he's in the WWE.
No, no, I mean, like, versus Roman Reigns scenes.
Yeah.
The only reason I ask is I'm good friends with the new day, if you know who they are.
Kobe Kingston.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I didn't know the group, but Kobe Kingston used to be crazy in Royal Rumble.
Like, all his moments are the most nuts moments out there.
I don't know either.
I'm just beautiful, though.
This is nice.
Mysterio, I thought, like, you know, you could do it.
Rey Mysterio, Buyaka 619.
Did you do the child custody one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fair is allowed to fight over his kid.
That aggressive is fucking insane.
Their storylines are nuts.
Yeah, no, it's like anime mixed it with a soap opera.
You know what you need to try?
Why do you think clickbait really got invented?
What?
There's like semi-pro styles of WWE, like different, like, obviously different artists.
But like, even like local ones.
Okay, you're making it seem like you just make people wrestle in your backyard.
No, where it is.
I'm talking like kind of that level, though.
Like, almost, like, just a few steps above that.
Those are awesome.
Those are where it's at.
He used to do that on a train.
Well, like Kimbo Slice, backyard fighting.
You guys, you don't even know about that shit.
Is that the, like, he just has like people would be around.
He was the guy with the hair that just went around like that, but he was rest in peace, rest in peace.
Just would box people in his backyard.
Yeah.
Like bare knuckle brawl, like fucking bleeding out of their knuckles and shit.
Police officer.
That one's legendary.
Yeah.
I have not seen that.
The Boston police officer beat his ass.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And the other guy that fought in that same production, Masvedal.
He fought.
Oh, yeah.
Masvedal was Kimbo Slice's boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Now he's like in the UFC.
I don't know if they were boys, but Kimbo Slice did a UFC fight.
He did, but he was bad.
He had a few.
No, he was bad, though, right?
He got gassed like super easy.
He beat the one guy he wasn't supposed to beat.
He chalked somebody who he beat the shit out of, but yeah.
I thought his career was like not great.
Queen Dying Drama00:05:00
That's maybe I'm misremembering.
It might have just happened a lot of hype because of the YouTube stuff, right?
Yeah.
Just didn't live up to it or something.
There was another thing I wanted to ask you guys about, but I mean, do you guys have any questions for the older generation?
I mean, we're on Twitch.
You guys have no idea what that is.
I wanted to also talk about the Dream Face reveal thing as well.
Like, I want to get your feedback on that.
You guys just watched it.
Yep.
Yeah.
No, I have, I do have a question.
Yeah.
What makes you so controversial?
Like, why are you trending every single day on Twitter?
I talk about politics.
So, like, what?
That is automatically polarizing, especially because everyone has a political bias.
I genuinely believe that.
Even if you do not recognize your political biases, it's because you just think it's the norm, but that is still inherently political because there are pre-conceived biases that you have learned.
Are you towards the left or the right?
I'm super left.
Way more to the left than the Democratic Party.
I can't give an answer that I think is a little bit.
Condense, go ahead.
All right.
I think when people talk about politics up until Hassan Piker, there was a certain way that you would conduct yourself when you talked about politics, right?
It felt very stodgy, right?
Like the whole like, well, I'll tell you.
Yeah.
Right, This is still going to change everything.
Very like old white man.
Exactly.
And I think leading up to Hassan on the right, there was more of a tendency to say inflammatory things or ridiculous things, but still with that kind of like fake, like bow tie through a cut teeth.
That's why when you said you did politics, I was like, what?
Right.
So, so Hassan has taken a very, I would say, just like smash, like candid approach to politics where he's swearing, he's being open, he's calling bullshit out, and he kind of gave up the game for a lot of political commentary because he's, he doesn't dress it up.
He just, so I think for a lot of people, he became like a firebrand.
Like people were really upset at the way he would talk about things and his position.
Like, I made fun of the queen dying immediately.
As soon as the queen died, I was like, R.I.P. Bozo, Pack Watch.
Like, I was like, you won't see many other political commentators.
But like, in a sense, you're like a comedian slash politician.
I mean, I try to keep it light.
To be clear, you just said RPGs.
Well, let me explain this.
100% he still backs, though.
Like, he is anti-the queen.
It wasn't just a joke.
Like, actually.
Yeah, no.
Like, the way I see it, I like to say things that are, yes, that I, that I truly believe, but I will say it in a controversial way.
But then I'll also back up why I'm saying it in that controversial capacity.
Like, because when I first said that, it was like shocking because 99% of media is universally like, well, the queen is such an important figure, like a beacon of prosperity and hope.
And it's like, and talking about like how she oversaw the decolonial operation of the British Empire.
And it's like, well, no, she was doing PR for like, you know, people that were chopping off Kenyon's hands and shit.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's not like she was a nice person or the entire institution was good.
I'm not a lot of good things about her, but then again, like, I'm in America and I'm not.
Yeah.
And that's the other thing where it's like, Americans, why the fuck are you cucking yourself to the queen?
Like, we are entire, the one good thing in the founding of this country was like quite literally owning the monarchy and being like, fuck you.
You know, that.
Hell yeah, brother.
Yeah.
So I, so.
That revolutionary war still fresh in my life.
You'll never get it.
No, it didn't.
Damn.
Yeah, you're literally a part of the Commonwealth still.
Yeah, I was about to say, but didn't we kind of like kick y'all's asses in that war?
Canadians and the British?
Didn't we?
There was a brief blip.
In the revolutionary?
No, no, no.
In the 1800s, there was a moment where they burned down the White House.
Our world is so much better now anyway.
Yeah, you won the battle, but we won the war.
I don't even win in hockey anymore.
Oh, shit.
You're hitting them in the sky.
That's fucking with him.
That's fucking with him.
Yeah.
But overall, I think that's the reason a lot of people are very used to hoity-toity people talking about politics.
And even then, people masking their true opinions too.
Like, you will never hear a fucking political commentator be like, yeah, I don't really give a shit about the queen dying.
Why the fuck are we talking about it so much?
When in fact, like most Americans are like, yeah, who gives a fuck?
You know, yeah, the queen died.
Who cares?
So can I ask why you have a poster ever in the back?
Oh, because this is actually funny because, like, I've had that for a year plus now.
Okay.
Like, I, not because.
Just because we don't like her doesn't mean we don't know she's not hot as hell.
He also does have a MAGA cowboy hat down.
I was wondering what he had a shrine.
I wish I was Obama.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, holding on.
Oh, well, he's not even doing the...
He's doing the stuff.
He's ghost handing.
Yeah, I got a lot of fan art and stuff like that.
Biden Hunter TikTok Fame00:08:40
All right, I got a question for both of you.
Okay.
That.
Fuck yeah.
Come on.
Okay, that's very me.
That's easy.
I don't know what that's from, but I know that that's Bernie Sanders.
Yeah, no, I think it was what was inauguration.
I'm gonna make a mask and a hat.
And yeah.
Yeah, that's a good point.
They were gonna know Bernie Sanders.
I feel like that's such a famous meme.
Yeah.
At this point, yeah, that's true.
I used to have a Donald Trump as John Rambo.
Did that get way too much hate for that?
No, I still have the fucking big MAGA hat back here.
I mean, I fuck around a lot.
I don't give a fuck.
Excuse me.
That's another thing.
Like, I make fun of Republicans and right-wingers a lot.
I make fun of Democrats a lot too.
I mean, Democrats fucking suck too.
Don't get me wrong.
And in many ways.
So people can't sometimes fit me in an adequate box where they're just like, what the fuck?
This guy's just like shitting on.
What's like one thing on the Democratic side that you agree with that like throws people off?
No, I mean, I'm because you said you're making it.
I'm further, I'm way further to the left than the Democratic Party is.
So I truly believe the things that the Democratic Party claims that they believe in.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
So, you know, advocating for workers' rights is a thing that the Democratic Party acts like they care about, but in fact, they don't do that.
They, you know, undermine labor protections, labor union protections, things like that.
And I am an advocate for that.
You know what I mean?
I just, and I think it's bullshit that they claim that they care about it, but don't do anything.
You guys would benefit from getting rid of a lot of drug-related law.
Yeah, that would have benefited.
My support now.
Would have been clutch.
Yeah, Joe Biden, like, you know, he did some decent things.
And when they do it, I admit it.
Like, the student loan debt relief was a big W for the Biden administration.
I think if he federalized or if he legalized at the federal level marijuana, like lowered the restrictions on marijuana, that would be a major, incredibly popular provision.
It would be super popular for the Democratic Party for many, many years to come, but he won't do it because he's a pussy.
I'm not huge into politics, but I did see this one quote by Biden that I have to show you.
It's really good and honestly inspired me.
Okay, let's hear it.
I got hairy legs.
It turned blonde in the sun.
He had the TikTok already.
Yeah, he's got a lot of those.
He has dementia.
Yeah.
That was brilliant.
I teared up a little bit.
That was really good.
I like this little boy on my bed crying.
My favorite quotes are the ones that kind of just trail off in the middle.
Yeah.
The hairy legs one is real, by the way.
My favorite quotes end in dot dot dot.
Nobody ended one day.
Hey, little black children and white children.
Anyway, well, anyway.
Well, anyway.
The corn pop one is actually real as well.
What I just said, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.
He actually said that.
And he talked about this guy named Corn Pop.
This black guy named Corn Pop that was at the pool and he almost like beat the shit out of him.
Like this is a real Joe Biden story in which in the middle of the story he trails off and starts talking about how he loves a kid sitting on his lap.
And smelling them, right?
I think the smelling thing is he just smells.
He just does that.
Yeah, he just does that.
I don't think he's talked about it.
He just moved.
Yeah, he just, that's a big Biden move.
You're going to have a kid soon?
His grandson follows us on Instagram.
Did you see that?
I think I did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought I followed him back because it's a future TikTok star.
Oh, Hunter Biden?
Like the kid, the kid kid.
Hunter follows us.
He's cool.
You're talking about the kid or the dad?
A kid.
Oh, wait.
Hunter Biden, the grandson.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, that's crazy.
I thought you meant.
I don't know.
He only has one picture on his Instagram and it's not him.
Hunter Biden.
I thought you meant like his, like Joe Biden's son.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah.
You guys.
Joe Biden at all?
Which one is that?
He's the one that's like of him doing like math or whatever.
Yeah, he's cool as fuck.
He's done so much crap.
Okay, crap.
He's done a lot of crack.
It's crack cocaine, the proletariat cocaine.
You know what I mean?
He's a real working class guy.
Right, right, right.
He's not, but he's doing blue-collar coat.
He is doing blue-collar coat.
He's not doing that fucking fancy shit.
Nah.
Like, like the Trump kid.
Right, right.
Whatever the fuck.
There's a little fentanyl dose in his, maybe.
I don't know.
But regardless, he's doing that.
He's having sex with a lot of strippers.
Okay.
These are the most like 35-year-old looking women you will ever find.
C-section scars and yeah, 100%.
He wants them to unionize, respect.
He wants strippers to unionize.
The right does not like Hunter Biden, I think, partially because he's got a fat cock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's also, he also has a lot of fun.
Which was the one that.
Yeah.
Wasn't there like a child porn thing?
No, that was just like 4chan being like, oh, there's child porn in there.
And then like all the photos that they had from the computer were just like of him, Hunter Biden.
Yeah, that was Hunter Biden with his nieces.
And it wasn't like naked or anything.
It was just like...
No, no, no, no.
They would put photos of him with like strippers and stuff.
And then in that compilation, they would add like photos of him with his nieces in a normal photo that you would have on your phone and be like, look, it's like little girls.
It's like, no, that's his nieces.
You just added that in there to be like, you know, he's around children.
Wow.
Yeah.
Media does just like completely twist.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
And obviously I wasn't going to look into that.
I was just kind of like, I mean, that's kind of the point.
They do that on purpose for that reason.
But, or they'll do like people that look like him.
You know what I mean?
It's just another thing that people do.
But overall, I mean, he's a nepotism child.
Definitely used like the Biden name to get like a bunch of money from Burisma and Ukraine and in China too.
So he did all the classic rich kid shit for sure, which is bad and wrong.
But also he's kind of cool while he's doing it.
He's having fun.
He's having fun.
He's having a good time.
Yeah, follow your passion.
Follow your passion.
You put it at him when you said that.
Yeah, I was pointing to him.
Anyway, but we don't do politics on this podcast.
Also, how many minutes are we at?
Bang a lot of strippers, actually.
Oh, let's on the we need to let go of Carl.
We're going to do our honest dream reaction once Carl's gone.
And we're going to do our first Carl Jacobs reaction behind the paywall.
Okay.
I'm going to die too.
All right, we're also going to do dick reveal too, as always.
We're bringing back Antonio Browns.
Yeah, he can stay for that.
Carl will be there for the dick reveal.
But before what do you guys want to plug?
You know, shout him out.
Yeah, I mean, podcasts, BFFs, make sure you guys come up.
Listen.
Hey, just check out my TikToks if you're bored in bed one day.
I will say before we...
I was talking to George Not Found the other day.
And we both concluded that your TikTok is really...
I need you to know that.
That's not just me saying this right now.
I want someone to clip that.
That's like.
That's like going up to LeBron James and be like, hey, you know, your jump shot?
Pretty solid, man.
To be fair.
He's like the LeBron James at TikTok.
What do you mean?
People can hate on.
You don't have any haters?
No.
No, no, no.
There's definitely like a lot of haters, but I shifted my content completely.
There's a lot of people dance and shit and it's weird.
And obviously I did that and that was my come up story, but I use that as like a stepping stone.
I'm going to show you my favorite Instagram account that has all of my favorite TikTokers.
Like Terrell is one of them, I think.
I don't know if you guys know these guys or not.
They do like little movies or they do like, you know, me and my girlfriend type of stuff in a little bit.
Shortly.
Yeah, my favorite TikTok is 420.
That's out of the layout.
All right.
All right.
This ends the YouTube portion of the podcast, guys.
Thank you so much for showing up.
We hope you come back.
We are our fucking faces off.
We'll see you at TwitchCon.
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I'd trade my life for theirs.
What do you mean?
And everyone's like, oh, I want Josh because he's like the innocent one.
I'm like, no, he's not.
Yeah, but I don't, I don't.
It's really fucking.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just, I'm just a very like...
I'm more laid back than Bryce is.
Bryce is the guy at the party that goes up to a girl and he's like, he's like.