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April 16, 2026 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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U.S. BLOCKADES IRAN’S BLOCKADE?! Ft. Hermes and Bleau Jackson | SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE

Elijah Schaffer, Hermes, and Bleau Jackson dissect the U.S. Navy's blockade of Iran in the Strait of Hormuz, contrasting it with unimpeded Chinese shipping while blaming former President Trump for current economic collapse. They analyze plummeting global favorability toward Israel, ranging from Poland's -47 point drop to accusations of ethnic cleansing in Gaza, alongside conspiracy theories linking Jewish supremacists to media control and a "Hindu Holocaust." The discussion extends to neocolonial interventions in Cuba under Nayib Bukele, potential militarized buffer zones in Baja California, and internal movement conflicts involving Ashley St. Clair and Benny Johnson, ultimately framing these events as symptoms of broader societal decay and impending end-times battles. [Automatically generated summary]

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Iranian Ships Blockade 00:14:19
unidentified
of Iranian ports and coastal areas.
This is illegal action.
All vessels are advised to immediately return to port if leaving and discontinue transit to Iran if that is your next port of call.
Do not attempt to breach the blockade.
Vessels will be boarded for interdiction and seizure transiting to or from an Iranian port.
Turn around and prepare to be boarded.
If you do not comply with this blockade, we will use force.
The whole of the United States Navy is ready to force compliance.
elijah schaffer
Welcome back to another episode of Slightly Offensive, the final season with your host, me, Elijah Schaefer.
We have a really incredible lineup of stories for you guys today that I'm very excited about.
We are finally blockading the blockade.
Didn't expect that one, Muhammad, did you?
Exactly.
I did the same thing.
A store was closing, it was 9 01.
They closed at 9 and they closed.
And I said, like, cierto, or whatever, or whatever it said.
And I go, You are closed.
And they're like, Yeah, we're closed.
I go, Nobody's allowed in.
And they're like, Yep.
That's why we closed the door.
And I go, But I said you're closed, so you're closed.
And he was like, No, we closed because that's the time we closed.
And I go, But I'm closing you down, too, buckaroo.
We are in a dick swinging contest, and Donald Trump is just making shit up now.
Plus, we have some great legal updates for you guys, some crazy stuff.
The internet is a wild place.
It's actually a very funny day for all of us.
And it's my birthday yesterday.
I'm now the age, I think Jesus died.
So it's my death year.
To die in the spirit and to be raised born again to life.
Joining me in the studio today, Chaotic Hermes on X, known as Hermes on YouTube.
Welcome back to the show.
@chaotichermes
Thanks for having me.
Glad to be back on, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Of course.
And as you know, a victim of state lawfare and infringing of gun rights, recent fugitive, he's not actually a fugitive, recent criminal target, and also an incredible purveyor of rights.
And another one of those guys who says he is white on the show, and we're going to give it to him.
Ladies and gentlemen, Blue, known as Based wealth on X. Happy birthday, Elijah.
blue jackson in san antonio
We are declaring total victory in your 33rd year here.
unidentified
Happy to be back.
Yeah.
All right.
elijah schaffer
And of course, let's talk about this for a second.
RT, Russia Today, which is the state sponsored network for Russian state television.
And before you tell me that we can't use that, like it's like, then we can't use the BBC and we can't use CBS and we can't use any of the other state funded mainstream media news outlets.
Russia Today, which is known for being dishonest about Russia, but honest about American politics for the most part, put out an audio saying, Turn around and prepare to be boarded.
CENTCOM audio of U.S. ships on patrol in the Gulf of Oman.
If you do not comply with the blockade, we will use force.
That's shocking.
It's the first time I'm hearing that the United States is willing to use force in the Iranian conflict.
Absolutely crazy, right?
As if they weren't doing that the entire time.
It's literally been months of just firing on what we were told were sand people in the villages.
And then Trump said that actually they were so strong, he wouldn't have even protested.
And then it turns out that they died and lost like 38 times in a matter of several weeks there.
That was a really interesting way.
We kept winning wars.
Mission accomplished.
It felt like I was back in the Iraq conflict once again.
And then Coachella 2026 happened this past weekend when they were playing all the bands from when I was in high school.
It's like we've got a war in the Middle East.
We've got Likely.
We got Moby.
We got Justin Bieber headlining.
I mean, guys, before I know it, we're going to start beating up the faggot at school because it's like 2010 again when that was okay.
Demonetized.
And now we're not allowed to do that anymore.
Joining us today and switching the show is our producer, Resident.
Hey, everybody, it's good to have you back.
@sithlordgroyper
Good to be here.
It's good to be here, as always.
It's going to be a great show, us to talk about.
elijah schaffer
All right, so let's just jump into this story right now.
I feel like that was really performative of the United States.
So basically, Iran said that we're going to blockade the Strait of Hermuz, and you have to pay a $2 million toll, plus, I think, a dollar per barrel, up to $2 per barrel, depending on which country we're from, except not Israeli, not U.S. ships.
So that wasn't possible.
And the U.S. said, ha ha ha, not only that, but you also can't leave, even if you pay the toll, and we will fire upon you.
And we actually did intercept two ships over the weekend, from what I saw.
Two ships.
We intercepted.
And so this is sort of like a very interesting neighbor war.
And I just got to ask myself the question.
What the fuck does this have to do with American safety, productivity, and the longevity of our people?
Because it's getting kind of scary out there.
It's getting a little bit difficult to afford this.
I know it's a luxury item, but it's called life.
You might have heard of it.
It's a board game from the 1990s.
It's getting very difficult to afford life.
And if you were wealthy, you're poor now because it turns out that a $50,000, $45,000 salary back in the 90s, I think it was like $187,000.
And that was the intro salary in the 90s.
Now, intro salaries would need to be near $200,000 to have the same lifestyle back then.
Are you making $200,000?
blue jackson in san antonio
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
Well, soon, actually, but that's the future.
Nobody can afford a house.
Only boomers are buying houses.
I'm a real estate agent as well.
And it's extremely difficult to sell a home right now when a war is going on.
I know a lot of people who are panicking very badly, very badly, who have multi million dollar properties in the apartment industry.
They're having to do programs for people just like COVID.
It's like COVID levels.
That was unprecedented.
This is not a global pandemic.
This is a war we chose to go into under Trump, which COVID was under Trump too.
Everyone forgets that.
That economic collapse was due to Trump's failure.
This economic collapse is due to Trump's failure.
I'm sensing a pattern here.
I think Biden might have been the actual president who ran this country like a business.
elijah schaffer
I don't think he was running the country, dude.
I don't know if he was running his lunch schedule.
blue jackson in san antonio
You don't really, like, the CEO doesn't really do anything.
He's just like a figurehead, and then there's a bunch of shoes in the background to do everything.
elijah schaffer
That's a true statement.
That's a true statement.
Do you see Dan Bulzerian support shirt from Jake Shields?
We'll look at that in a moment here.
Pretty crazy.
It's just Dan choking a Jewish curcature.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, I don't know if that's the best strategy.
elijah schaffer
Can you speak closer to your mic?
unidentified
Sorry.
@chaotichermes
I don't know if that's the best strategy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
And if Hermes is saying that, Then you are in a really bad position.
You're in a bad position.
It says the guy who got trespassed from Costco.
He went to Costco today and he couldn't go in.
He actually desecrated the holy temple of the Hindus in Texas here, also known as Costco Corp.
That's where they love to go.
They love to hide.
They love to buy things.
I actually shit you not.
I always joke about them stealing the free samples.
I went and got one free sample today, a small little ice cream cup.
And the girl in front of me, she cuts in front of me.
She's an Indian, grabs two of them for herself.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I was there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she did do that.
That's a real thing.
But I want to say this for us.
We talked about the Iranian ships being intercepted or the Chinese ships.
That's not really the truth.
There were two ships that were intercepted, but the Iranian ships and the Chinese ships are just getting through.
Check this out.
This is from GMA on ABC.
Good morning, America.
ian pannell
This morning, the U.S. Navy blockading Iran.
16 U.S. warships are now enforcing President Trump's order to stop all ships entering or departing Iranian ports and coastal areas.
Two tankers under U.S. sanctions turning around as the restrictions went into effect.
The rich starry, though, now appears to have successfully made it through the Strait of Hormuz, one of three ships to cross today.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So China says specifically, we don't really care.
And the fact that the United States can't really enforce the blockade against China, which is showing that at the moment, is insane to me because I saw a meme and there was this Alibaba ad for female ass shaped pillows that you can lay in.
unidentified
Oh, I saw that.
Yeah.
blue jackson in san antonio
I ordered one for U.S. That's what those shipping containers are for.
elijah schaffer
That's what someone said.
It said, imagine being.
An ass pillow packed into a shipping container and you're stuck in a restricted strait, you know, for like, you're just an ass pillow trying to get, like, I'm trying to get my ass pillow and it's not getting through.
It's not just fuel not getting through, by the way.
This is a trade port in general for the region.
But I mean, like, if we can't stop China, who are we trying to stop?
That's kind of like my question.
Like, we can't stop China.
What's really the point of the blockade?
It's like, what?
Did we really punish, like, Vietnam?
Australia is being punished right now?
Are we trying to punish?
blue jackson in san antonio
Europe is being punished as well.
Yeah, but I'm saying, but if we can't punish China, Are we two weeks away from being completely out of fuel?
Is that accurate?
I saw something about Poland being very out of fuel.
elijah schaffer
Australia is 100%.
And the Australians, and as we know, we met a really nice Australian over the weekend named Gout Gout.
You guys heard about that?
@chaotichermes
Oh, yeah, Gout Gout.
He's my favorite Australian.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the Australians are doing really well.
They're winning gold medals now that I don't have fuel.
They don't have enough petrol, diesel, perhaps, to actually do what they need to do.
But they have Gout Gout.
Yeah, but a new Australian won a gold medal.
Check this out.
Australia is on the up.
unidentified
So much goes into this moment to prepare.
And again, higher than this morning, just to loosen himself up.
He'll go through his rituals.
His coach is right where we can see her at the moment, Dai Shepard.
If I stretch my arm out, I can touch her.
And here's Gap.
Settling Murphy and Five in the form of his life.
Oh my god, this is his hairline.
blue jackson in san antonio
Holy, look at the hairline!
Look at that hairline.
Oh my god, you had it perfectly timed, dude.
It was like split halfway down his head.
@chaotichermes
No, it's fine.
Like, he looks uh, he could be my cousin.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look, dude, that is so you know, they talk about the prefrontal cortex being underdeveloped.
And it's pretty remarkable to me when you look at something like that.
That's what's happening in Australia.
And think about people like Gout Gout are going to go without their ass pillows if we don't get this thing going on its way.
I don't think that the oil is really the biggest problem facing the West right now.
It doesn't feel like oil is the biggest problem.
When you have people like Gout Gout being the pride of your nation, perhaps we have our interests and our concerns slightly miscalculated.
If we had less people like Gout Gout in our countries, the demand for resources would be lower.
That's an interesting take.
And if we had less people like Gout Gout, perhaps we wouldn't need to drive so many police vehicles in our countries.
Perhaps we wouldn't need to build so many larger freeways.
Perhaps we wouldn't need to widen highways or build so many new homes, considering the fact that we are short 10 million homes in the United States because we have the blessing of having people that look, act, And chip out like Gout Gout.
People say, oh, mate, I love Australia.
We just get such good gold medals, and it's absolutely wonderful.
You know, I had a friend who was really, really happy about this, his name was Hermes.
@chaotichermes
I was happy about Gau Gau?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you did a lot of posts.
You did like 100 posts about Gau Gau.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, I did.
I don't know.
He made me feel something warm inside.
But I just wanted to pause.
Okay, not like that.
But are you sure the reason Australia is running out of oil is because the Strait of Hormuz is closed?
unidentified
Yes.
@chaotichermes
Or do you think it's because the Abos are actually sniffing all the petrol?
People like Gau Gau.
elijah schaffer
That's a good question.
That's actually, they all hope the Rama Rama.
That's true.
How are the Aboriginals going to get high?
I just reapplied to enter Australia, got blocked again.
They put me back into a security hold again, which is unfortunate.
So I still can't get there, but I could help.
Just think about this I'm not allowed to go into Australia, but Gout Gout's allowed to live there.
That's so crazy.
All right, going back to this, though, not necessarily a very reliable source, but Eric Dowdry, one of the guys who pushed the Soda Gate.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, there's conflicting reports.
Some people say it's 20, some people say two.
elijah schaffer
Right, not exactly the best, but more than 20 commercial ships have sailed through the Strait of Hormuz unscathed, according to this report from Fox News.
unidentified
Listen.
peter doocy
They're saying they're actually working to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
unidentified
All parties need to remain calm and exercise restraint.
China will continue playing a constructive role.
peter doocy
While the Strait is closed, some American businesses will suffer.
unidentified
Certain industries are going to be hit harder, right?
Airlines, farmers, what that's going to mean for food, you know, military.
Contractors are going to do better.
peter doocy
A domino effect from a squeezed Strait of Hormuz runs right through Europe.
And a frustrated president posted today Europe is desperate for energy, and yet the United Kingdom refuses to open North Sea oil, one of the greatest oil fields in the world.
Tragic.
No matter what Europe does, gas prices in the U.S. may not peak for weeks.
chris wright
This is the road to more secure and lower long term energy supplies, but it does mean higher prices today, probably means higher prices for a few more weeks.
peter doocy
High gas prices tell summer a tough sell.
@sithlordgroyper
Just a few more weeks.
elijah schaffer
What was that, Peter Doocy?
Summer tells summer a tough sell.
It's like, dude, that's crazy.
That's Fox News' White House correspondent, Peter Doocy.
He's a nice guy.
I've met him several times.
Nice guy.
I want to point out the key thing here, the key takeaway.
I know this stuff's a little bit boring to you guys, but at least we didn't play the minute long Iran war intro before we got into this.
@sithlordgroyper
We put all the boring stuff in the beginning of the show, everybody.
Ethnic Cleansing Debate 00:16:24
elijah schaffer
We decided, and we'll get into it later.
Yeah.
Benny Johnson's coming on later, actually.
So we got that.
That's going to be really fun.
No, but talking about this, we've made a mockery of ourselves through our projection of power.
And I think we've seen the limits of our projection.
And I think Trump got a little high off of the removal of the Venezuelan dictator, Chavez, that he realized that we probably should have listened to Lindsey Graham.
I hate saying that.
We should have listened to Lindsey Graham and taken out Cuba next, which is what they said they wanted to do.
Because Cuba would have been pretty easy as well.
You don't really have to do much to destroy Cuba.
You just have to kind of kick the corner of each building and it sort of collapses on itself.
Cuba's not in a great position.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, I don't even think it was Trump.
I think it was Marco Rubio who was behind the scenes pulling all the strings on the Iran war.
He's the one that pulled us into the Iran war and also the one that's going to pull us into Cuba because of his personal vendetta with Cuba.
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, I think at least with Cuba, there's a possible victory, right?
The whole joke about Trump declaring victory, victory every five minutes with the Iran war is that there's no possible victory.
Nobody in the State Department, Department of War, Marco Rubio, has laid out any kind of plan ever since the beginning, still to this day, for victory.
Opening the Strait of Hormuz is not a victory.
It was already open.
unidentified
I have good news for you guys.
blue jackson in san antonio
Attacking Iran is not a victory because it doesn't benefit us.
Going after Cuba would at least be a victory because it's in our sphere, like you said.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's at least a nearby country.
Although I have good news for you guys.
Peter Haggy, as we said, one of the largest Christian Zionists.
Pastors in America actually said the Iran war and the blockade are good.
Someone asked about to please give me some rage bait, and I have some rage bait here.
He said something very interesting Jesus is coming back.
Jesus is coming back.
The Christ is returning for his second coming, and you'll never guess how he's going to return.
blue jackson in san antonio
I've met this.
john hagee
The patriarchs, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, are all Jewish people.
The prophets, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachiah, all Jews, not a Baptist in the bunch.
The first family of Christianity, Mary, Joseph, and Jesus, Jewish.
Jesus kept the law of Moses.
Jesus said, Do not think that I've come to destroy the law, but to fulfill the law.
He celebrated his bar mitzvah at the age of 13.
He wore a prayer shawl from that day until the day he died.
He was buried in that prayer shawl.
He's going to return to the earth in the second coming as a Jew.
How do you know that?
Because the book of Revelation says, Behold, the lion of the tribe of Judah.
Judah is the root word for the word Jew.
Jesus Christ is coming back, a Jewish rabbi.
He's going to rule and reign over this earth.
And God bless his holy name.
It's going to happen.
elijah schaffer
Jesus is coming back as a Jewish rabbi, and so is Elijah.
I need to change my name.
unidentified
So is Elijah.
elijah schaffer
You know, Elijah is a Christian.
blue jackson in san antonio
Coming back as a Jewish rabbi.
elijah schaffer
He's coming back as a Jewish rabbi.
blue jackson in san antonio
I thought you already were.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I. Dude, like, this is what we're.
Do you know this is what boomers believe?
Like, I legitimately was on the phone with my friend's dad, and I was like, Yeah, well, I'm kind of a retard.
He's like, Why?
I was like, Because I voluntarily voted for Trump three times, and I believed my own shit.
And he's like, What do you mean?
Why is that a bad thing?
I was like, Because of the war in Iran, hello, and everything else.
And he's like, I think we're supposed to be in that war.
unidentified
That's.
I go, Why?
elijah schaffer
He goes, Because the Iranians, we got to show them who's boss.
They've just been evil for 47 years.
I'm like, but what do they do to us?
Like, they just have been evil.
And I'm like, and then I love another boomer in my life who I love will argue with me and then he'll get mad at me because I'm making good points and he sends me screenshots of Fox News articles to combat what I'm saying after we leave the conversation.
I love you too, the person who that is.
But I just want to say, I love you a lot.
It's kind of diabolical getting sent screenshots of Fox News as a rebuttal.
It's like, well, Fox News disagrees with you.
Like, that's crazy.
That's like literally, James Lindsay said.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, James Lindsay said his claim is interesting.
I mean, what's Revelations 5 5 is, I think it's do not weep for the lion of Judah has prevailed.
What do you take that to mean?
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, the tribe of Judah is very different from modern Jews and Judaism, which is what they're essentially defending by defending Israel.
Israel is a complete Jewish religious state, rabbinical Judaism, which is not the same thing that Jesus was.
You can't even claim that, even if you believe he had a bar mitzvah and had war with the shawl.
Obviously, he was circumcised, but it's just a continuation of their delusion to support Israel no matter what.
It's paid for.
I mean, John Hagee, he's like the, I don't want to say a scam artist, but he's one of the most profitable churches.
He runs one of the most profitable mega churches in the United States, in Texas.
I've met the guy before, and I know people who work for him.
And I'll tell you, his staff is extremely corrupt.
It's everything you would expect from a.
I'm not going to do an expose.
elijah schaffer
Didn't they strip him and put him in a shroud?
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, the Shroud of Turin.
Burial Shroud, yeah.
unidentified
That is.
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, of course.
It's not a Jewish, like, what do you call it?
unidentified
Can they strip him of them?
elijah schaffer
They put purple robes and then stripped him of them, and he basically got crucified in the nude.
@sithlordgroyper
He was crucified in linen wraps.
It was linen wraps.
That's what the Shroud of Turin is.
It's a wrap of linen.
elijah schaffer
No, that's what he's buried in.
But I'm saying, like, crucified, like, it's like, yeah, they buried him in his rabbi cloth.
It's like, hey, do you not know what happened?
Did you?
It's like, because we're talking about Jewish people, did you not watch the Passion?
Because we'll talk about the Holocaust Memorial Day stuff.
Did you not watch the Passion?
Meanwhile, that's how they talk about Israel.
BBC just did a report.
We got a British woman bring this up.
British woman here from the BBC, typical British.
She came out.
unidentified
Average Brit.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Georgia Michaels came out and she said.
blue jackson in san antonio
Gout Gout's cousin.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Gout Gout's cousin.
They did a case study in the recent Gaza war on the examination of children's bodies and video footage, cross exam video footage to see how many children the IDF intentionally shot in the head that were unarmed children.
I hate saying unarmed.
Israeli survivors.
Yeah, that snipers.
It was actually that snipers killed.
And it's a, well, what, maybe a couple by accident?
Let's see.
unidentified
The BBC World Service has compiled material on over 160 cases where children have been shot in Gaza and found that in 95 cases, the child was shot in the head or the chest.
In most of these cases, the victim was under 12 years old.
The cases we found run from the first.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, 160 kids so far, they found, were shot by snipers in the head.
And there was an IDF soldier I saw in an interview recently where he's like, Yeah, of course we intentionally killed the children.
They're animals.
You know?
And it's like.
I don't know how any Christian in the entire world can look at a people this animalistic and so disgusting as the Israeli people.
The Israeli people are the grossest nation that receives support from the West that I know in terms of human rights violations and direct intentional war crimes, besides the United States, which then does their war crimes on behalf of Israel.
So it's kind of insane to me.
But as Cenk Ueger said, The size of the population of Israel, the size of Papua New Guinea.
Imagine if we gave $300 billion to Papua New Guinea, and if you spoke out against Papua New Guinea, you were a Papua New Guineaist, and everyone was putting Papua New Guinea flags in front of their offices.
You'd be like, the fuck is going on here?
And now I'm not going to strangle a Jew on a shirt, Jake, but I got to say, at the very least, we have to look at the two separate issues here, which is one, the Israeli government infiltration, and two, the Jewish supremacist world Jewry that has infiltrated our institutions, including Christianity.
And hoodwinked a lot of people into believing that Jews are like some sort of mystic person, that they're like pussy from Euphoria 3.
I watched that against my will.
@sithlordgroyper
You know, it's a problem when the non Christians have a moral issue with it, like Hermes here.
What do you think?
@chaotichermes
Yeah, I mean, yeah, obviously, a lot of the IDF soldiers are disgusting.
They hate the Palestinians, obviously, the Jewish Israeli government.
Yeah, they do heinous acts.
I do see this problem of like the guys, the clip you just played was from a guy's account, Junior, I think, some Palestinian guy living in Canada.
And then people like, then you get people like that, like Junior, or people like Sneeko, who hate Jews so much.
And I see this time and time again where they start supporting, you know, Muslims.
And I just really, I don't like that.
I just don't like when people's vision gets clouded with the hate of Jews and the hate of.
Of Israel and what they do.
And then they start supporting Muslims or Palestinians.
I mean, I see this with even Jake Shields or Dan Bilzerian.
Oh, let's team up with these Muslims.
And then you see what Sneeko says nowadays.
You see what all these radical pro Palestine accounts say about white people.
I mean, they just hate Jews because they see them as colonizers, as, you know, trying to kick out brown people from their homelands.
So they put white people and Jews kind of in the same boat.
So, yes, obviously criticize the state of Israel, criticize Jewish supremacy.
But don't get kind of brainwashed or blinded and start supporting radical Muslims.
Obviously, we don't send.
Muslims, that much money.
And obviously, we have more of a problem with Israel because we're the ones supporting them.
And they literally wouldn't exist without the U.S.
But just don't get your vision clouded.
I see that.
@sithlordgroyper
What are your feelings about Iran in the conflict?
@chaotichermes
You know, to be honest, I haven't been following it too much.
I mean, I see the benefit, the strategic benefit of the U.S. attacking Iran.
blue jackson in san antonio
What's the benefit?
@sithlordgroyper
That's interesting.
unidentified
Yeah.
@chaotichermes
China, you know, getting oil from Iran.
So, I mean, it wasn't the U.S. waited for a time where it was beneficial for them and Israel.
unidentified
Yeah.
@chaotichermes
Sure, you can make the argument they did it for Israel.
Is that probably true?
unidentified
Yeah.
@chaotichermes
But it wasn't just for Israel.
I just don't like when people are saying, oh, it's fully for Israel.
No, I mean, we could see that the U.S. did it when it also benefited them.
elijah schaffer
But how the fuck does it benefit us to reduce production times in China with an economy so dependent upon their manufacturing, which requires the input of copious amounts of fuel?
And also considering the fact that we have problems with our crude oil, everyone gets confused because we export a lot of our crude oil.
From my understanding, and I might be a little bit wrong here.
There's a difference of what types of fuels are produced across, you know, petrol or petroleum across the planet.
And some refineries are, you know, specifically calibrated to process certain types of petroleum.
I've seen arguments online between geoengineers talking about whether we have the light, sweet stuff or we have more hard crude and whether we need to export or import it.
What we know is this every Western nation is underproducing oil, okay?
That has it, I should say, due to, you know, strategic combination of.
Environmental protection, you know, laws and rules, and also social rules, right?
Remember Standing Rock in 2016?
No one remembers that?
They bought the pipeline in North Dakota.
That was like a big standoff that was going there, and that was about a pipeline.
Yeah, and we've had huge issues in Canada.
I mean, this goes across the board.
No one wants the drilling.
There's all this stopped, stopped the, stop Adani.
Is that what it's called in Australia?
I think, stop Adani.
Stop this drilling.
So you have all this bullshit, you know, left wing grain party shit.
But at the same time, it's like the United States got out its own manufacturing, shipped it over exclusively to Vietnam, China.
And to other Asian countries, including garments in South Korea back in the day, in development and electronics to Japan for quite a while.
And it's like, what do we benefit then?
That's just going to raise the cost of consumer goods.
And it's like, I just don't think we benefit from choking China of a fuel sense.
I think we're their number one strategic trading partner, right?
Aren't we?
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, there's two other problems with that, too, it doesn't benefit us.
Like maybe it hurts China, but it doesn't benefit us.
We don't control the strait now.
Maybe if we did actually control the strait, then yeah, it could benefit us.
We could.
We could basically charge China to get oil from there, but we're not going to control the strait.
That's not going to happen.
We've kind of just cut it off for what, a couple weeks?
What is that going to benefit us when it comes to China?
elijah schaffer
Where's my ass pillow?
@chaotichermes
Yeah, I mean, I'm not here supporting the Iran.
blue jackson in san antonio
You're supporting my ass pillow being delayed.
unidentified
What the f?
elijah schaffer
Well, look at this.
I'm going to say this, but how do you justify this, right?
This is southern Lebanon right now.
I don't know if you can see this.
So this is just southern Lebanon.
Israel is eradicating and just carpet bombing.
They are carpet black.
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, those are white Christians, Hermes.
elijah schaffer
Are Lebanese white?
Are we calling them white now?
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, yeah, they're close enough.
unidentified
Okay.
I don't think so.
blue jackson in san antonio
They're olive.
They're olive.
They're like.
elijah schaffer
They're not white.
@chaotichermes
No.
unidentified
No.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Why does the show have a history of people telling me what white people are?
@chaotichermes
It's always a brown people saying who they are.
elijah schaffer
What is that?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, but look at this damage.
This is the same area that.
This is the same area that Apple Maps removed all the village names from.
So Apple Maps removes all the village names.
elijah schaffer
You're actually correct for doing that.
In a sad way, there are no villages there.
@sithlordgroyper
I guess.
elijah schaffer
I'm joking, but I mean, the villages are gone.
@chaotichermes
Too soon.
elijah schaffer
The villages are gone.
This is ethnic cleansing, you know?
@sithlordgroyper
It is, yeah.
Categorically, it is ethnic cleansing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it might not be genocide if the people got out.
They might not be killing the people, but I bet people stayed.
I bet a lot of people died in this.
A lot of people I saw were staying in these villages and they carpet bombed them.
And it's like to create a buffer zone.
@chaotichermes
It's disgusting.
blue jackson in san antonio
They killed Americans too.
They killed American press.
We were actually watching a video.
Remember the video, Hermes, the British guy.
Who, like, literally, an airstrike drops on him while he's reporting.
You remember that video I showed you?
And I was like, let's go to Lebanon and report on this.
And it made me want to go.
elijah schaffer
It's, well, it's disrespectful to the American mind to think that we were supposed to support this, right?
To think that there's any categorical reason why we should be supporting this.
I'm not saying you're wrong, Hermes.
Maybe you're right.
unidentified
No, I'm not.
@chaotichermes
Look, I'm not supporting the war, but I'm saying it's kind of delusional to say, oh, it was fully for Israel.
No, I mean, the interests aligned at the time.
elijah schaffer
What if our interests aligned in attacking Aaron?
Like, what does that even mean?
What interest?
Why do we want to take oil from China?
Like, what is that doing economically?
@chaotichermes
China is also a threat to the U.S.
I mean, it's not.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because of oil production?
Are we at war with China now?
Are we doing that?
I might be wrong, but are we trying to alienate China further right now?
I don't think so.
Can we afford to do that?
How could we afford to do that?
Dude, the fucking flies in my backyard, because my dad's dog's shitting in the back, are a bigger threat to my life than China at the moment.
@chaotichermes
Than China?
You don't think China can become a threat?
Can become, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, a guy at the bar can become a threat if you fucking punch his girlfriend.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah, if we do some stupid shit.
@chaotichermes
America wants to stay a superpower.
elijah schaffer
What would make China more of a threat?
blue jackson in san antonio
You think that we're supposed to be a superpower by going to war with Iran and burning all of our defense missiles on supporting Israel?
@chaotichermes
I'm not even defending this one.
blue jackson in san antonio
You said it's like in our interests.
That just doesn't make logical sense.
If it's depleting our resources when we are in the need of wartime resources, if we were to go into a war with China, we need to be preparing for that.
Why go into war with the third world nation?
And doesn't it, don't you see that this is part of the new American Century plan?
That they had 17 countries that they wanted to go after and Iran was the last.
That was the Jewish plan.
That was literally drawn out.
unidentified
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
And I don't support Palestinian News Network.
Global Power Shifts 00:11:18
elijah schaffer
I don't know what it is.
I don't not support them, by the way.
I don't know.
@chaotichermes
They're horrible.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so I don't know.
I don't know what they are.
blue jackson in san antonio
Why are they horrible?
elijah schaffer
But listen to this.
@chaotichermes
They're just brown propagandists.
They go and attack random people.
elijah schaffer
Okay, yeah, but listen to this.
unidentified
Listen to this.
elijah schaffer
This is an American congressman here.
Check this out.
unidentified
Sir, can we ask you America first or Israel first?
Israel first.
Israel first?
Before America?
No, of course not.
You fat penguin?
You're a fat, disgusting penguin, sir.
You're a loser.
You're a fat, disgusting penguin.
You're the biggest loser that ever existed.
All you guys are losers.
You're a fat, disgusting penguin.
You're a fat, disgusting penguin, sir.
You're a fat, disgusting penguin.
How about this Georgie behind the mic?
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
You said nobody gives a shit, right?
He's out of breath.
@sithlordgroyper
He's pressed.
elijah schaffer
That sounds like what a fat penguin would say.
That's exactly something a fat penguin would say.
That's crazy.
@chaotichermes
But these people, the Palestinian, they're horrible.
elijah schaffer
They're horrible.
unidentified
They are, right?
@chaotichermes
They're awful.
I mean, they go harass people on the street.
And this is my problem.
Yeah, that clip's funny.
Yeah, he pressed that fat Jew who's obviously, I don't support him.
But I mean, again, these people get so brainwashed.
With their hate of Israel and the hate of Jewish people, then they support people like that who hate Americans.
Like those people are at the anti-ICE protests and they just hate America.
They literally hate America.
So, again, that's the problem that I see a lot.
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, that's interesting how they said America first or Israel first, as if they're America first, which they really aren't.
It's kind of like the Russians do that too, right?
RT will do that.
They'll kind of play into the America first line.
elijah schaffer
Dude, do you know what's true though?
From being involved in this for a long time, I just want to say everybody's right on both sides about all the foreign intervention in our politics.
Like, they're right.
Russia, Qatar, Israel, it's all happening.
They're all right at the same time.
Like, I'm not saying that I know that certain people are being funded by Qatar.
It's just obvious that there's close business relationships.
blue jackson in san antonio
But it's all trouble playing.
Do we forget that?
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
But I was talking about podcasters, more or less in the media industry.
But it's like, it makes me laugh.
I think I was working in this.
I've talked about this.
You can go to videos back from 2019 where I talk about.
Before COVID, being offered $10,000 to make a pro Qatari video.
That's before even COVID, right?
$10,000 just to talk well about Qatar.
And it's like, and I have definitely, and I've been very expressive.
I've had such, dude, people don't remember this.
This was my favorite story is when the fucking, this guy who works for Sputnik Radio.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in America.
So I met him.
He's locked in the, in the embassy, the Russian embassy in Australia, in Australia, because they're trying to get him for espionage.
I went and spoke at a rally that ended up being a pro Putin rally, and everyone was holding Putin signs and almost getting arrested by ASIO in Australia.
Now you know I'm kind of banned.
So I went to this pro Putin rally.
I spoke at this pro Putin rally in front of the embassy.
I ended up meeting this guy at the embassy, whatever.
And he texts me while I'm in the US and he sends me this video that's clearly, it's not even AI.
It's like this black guy, and he's kicking these girls that are sitting down with, you might have seen this, like MAGA hats.
And he's like, it doesn't even sound like this guy's clearly, this is not in America.
The girls are like blonde, you can't see their faces, and he's kicking them, like spitting on them.
He's like, you dirty MAGA.
You stupid MAGA TARD or whatever.
And I was like, and I responded to the guy, I was like, dude, this is.
Not real.
unidentified
This is not real.
elijah schaffer
So, from the Russian embassy, I'm getting offered to please release this, release this.
Then I say no.
Then they offer to pay me.
This is through Telegram.
They offer to pay me to post it.
A lot of money, by the way.
And I'm getting contacted.
My defense attorney from January 6th gets contacted by the FBI about this because they get all my Telegram chats.
They always have them.
And then, dude, who posts the video the next day?
It's going viral.
Ian fucking Miles Chong, dude.
Ian Miles, they got Ian Miles to post it.
unidentified
Russia did.
elijah schaffer
And then, right, he used to work for RT, right?
So, it's like, they get Ian to post it.
And I'm like, dude.
They landed him going to a non American.
I'm like, listen, I'm sympathetic to Russia.
I'm very sympathetic to Russia.
I'm very sympathetic to their issues with the West since Putin was, you know, negated and kicked out of, you know, his request to join NATO, you know, to join the union of the United States and Europe, at least as a proxy, because we needed a great enemy, right?
We needed the military industrial complex to keep up.
So there was an attempt at world peace.
The United States obviously neglected or vetoed that.
But I'm looking around and I'm actually talking to myself out loud where it's like, dude, I have, and I've told people I got offered to lie.
For the IDF and on behalf of Israel, multiple times.
And so, this investigation to people taking money, the problem is it's all just to get people who are taking money not from Israel.
They're never going to investigate taking money from Israel because everyone's taking money from NGOs.
So, when I saw Ashley St. Clair come out and make her video about all these people taking money from these people, I'm like, literally, I just said that on X before that.
Everyone knows it's happening.
I literally basically said, any investigators want to talk to me?
I can show you.
I have emails, I have text messages.
I'm on NDA, but I can do them on a criminal investigation.
I can show you who's taking money and where they're getting it from.
It's all from Israeli and pro Israeli NGOs.
I can show you it.
It's right on my phone to this day, investigators.
If you'd like to see that shit, it's there.
But that's the funny part.
It's like, yeah, one thing Ashley did leave out, which I thought was funny, was that they're basically getting paid by Israeli NGOs.
But I'm glad that she did say something about it because it is true.
The whole MAGA movement is just a bunch of pro Israeli and pro Zionist NGOs funneling money.
She was completely correct on that.
And, you know, just 100% correct on that.
She was 100% correct.
And that was 100% right.
And I just want people to know that that's very, very, very true.
And the NDAs are so strict that they'll fucking cut your nuts off.
They'll give you a circumcision of your balls if you want to come against them.
And don't, I have too much legal issues.
I can't like deal with it.
I can't deal with that.
blue jackson in san antonio
You can't release it because they're going to come after you legally, right?
elijah schaffer
Well, and they'll win too because you sign your life away.
blue jackson in san antonio
Of course.
Of course they'll win.
elijah schaffer
I told you when you open up the documents, your IP address is watermarked across the whole thing.
So if you ever screenshot it, it has your name and your IP address on the document.
It has this software and you open it up and it's all across watermarked.
It's hilarious.
I'll open one up and show you.
It's hilarious.
It's great.
blue jackson in san antonio
Let's open it up on live.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
No, I posted a picture and I'm going to have a $5 million lawsuit that wasn't even.
I don't want to get involved in that shit.
blue jackson in san antonio
You got to keep the pressure on, though, because these people are incessant about the other foreign influence and they don't want to talk about it.
If they're talking about all the other foreign influence, but not Israel, then they're getting money from Israel to attack the other foreign influence.
unidentified
Really, what's up?
elijah schaffer
I think our audience is like, Sputnik News is awesome.
That's our audience.
All right, moving along.
I want to talk about something kind of crazy.
So it was Holocaust Remembrance Day where we all try to remember if the Holocaust happened or not.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
It did happen, and it was at least seven million.
At least six, seven million.
@chaotichermes
Elijah, weren't we praying for your grandmother who was in the Holocaust?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's true.
Your grandmother's recovering from it right now.
It's unfortunate she had COVID and then got the Holocaust right after.
@sithlordgroyper
She was in the 90s.
@chaotichermes
No, it was your great grandfather, right?
He was on the other side of the Holocaust.
elijah schaffer
Somebody's saying I'm Jewish again.
I'm getting all these comments like, you're Jewish.
unidentified
We are Jewish.
elijah schaffer
We are all Jewish on this show.
Everybody's a Jew on the show.
Everybody's Jewish on the show.
Yeah, it was actually.
It was actually, yeah, it was about 10 million Jews.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it seems like the whole world is turning on Israel now, basically, the entire planet.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, actually, I wanted to mention this as well.
I think Israel realizes they're kind of coming to an end nowadays.
So they're kind of just spurging out.
They're going after Lebanon.
They're doing all this crazy stuff and overstepping their boundaries because they already know it's kind of the end game.
So, I think they're kind of just going all out, seeing what else they could do before people stop supporting.
How many people actually support Israel nowadays?
I've talked to thousands of people over the past year, and everybody knows nobody really likes them.
@sithlordgroyper
Let's see if the Polish are still supportive.
konrad berkowicz
Look at this.
I think it was a lot of people who died.
But as the people who died, they used to use the fosfor, which was used to use the fosfor, which was used to use the fosfor.
The fosfor was used to use the fosfor.
The fosfor was used to use the fosfor.
One duszą and palą the fosfor.
Kilkadzies of people and children.
But as if you don't have to use it, the fosfor is used to use it.
Doronchki, Ivy Palasheps, Kanki, Dokoschi, Niedashegoz Gashi, Vince Otchina Policek, Amputuish Ronchka.
Israel, Dokonoena, Nashek Ochak, Ludobusta, Schegulemokrucen, Israel, Tonova, Szecha, Jesha, Yoga, Pavina, Viglonda.
@sithlordgroyper
That's accurate.
unidentified
What?
@chaotichermes
The hardest flag of twenty twenty six is dropped.
blue jackson in san antonio
Why are they trying to make it funny?
elijah schaffer
It's true.
blue jackson in san antonio
They're trying to make me like it.
elijah schaffer
No, but it's They're the Third Reich that the Jew said was the Third Reich.
That's what I'm trying to say.
They're the enemy that they made in movies, right?
That's what he's trying to say.
blue jackson in san antonio
They're trying to open up the arc of the world.
elijah schaffer
Listen, the Polish are not a fan of the Soviets or the Germans.
unidentified
No, they do.
Okay.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
For very good reasons.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
If I was Polish, probably wouldn't have been a fan of the Germans either.
unidentified
Yeah.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
The Polish were considered very inferior.
Are they?
What do you think about that?
blue jackson in san antonio
There's a lot of Jewish people.
@chaotichermes
There's not that many Jews nowadays.
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, not anymore.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, not anymore.
unidentified
Polish people.
elijah schaffer
That's funny.
unidentified
That's hilarious.
elijah schaffer
That's sad.
@chaotichermes
We want something else.
elijah schaffer
A lot of them survived.
They're fighting more every day.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
@chaotichermes
But like, it's the thing about Polish people.
unidentified
I love Jews.
@chaotichermes
I've been to Poland a few times, and Polish people do have, they're kind of dickheads in a sense, and they're kind of stayed to themselves.
They have this like aura of just being pissed off.
They're not the friendliest people, not the nicest.
But I do want to say if you look at Western Europe and then you look at Eastern Europe, and in particular the Slavs, you know, Poland, Ukraine, even Serbians, whoever it might be, nowadays, who do you want, you know, fighting for you?
When push comes to shove, you don't want some of the cucked Swedes or Germans or the English.
You want the fucking Slavs.
You want the Polish.
You want the Ukrainians.
You want the Serbs.
So, yeah, Polish people might have, you know, their problems just like everyone else.
Every other country in Europe has their whatever stereotypes.
But like I said, they're the toughest motherfuckers right now.
And which countries are actually standing up and not fully cucked right now?
Everyone looks at Poland, how great Poland is.
They're still like 98% white.
So, I mean, people can shit on, uh, You know, Slavic people or some of these Eastern Bloc countries and say, oh, they're inferior, they're underdeveloped.
Biblical End Times 00:02:56
unidentified
Yeah.
@chaotichermes
I mean, sure.
I guess, but they're underdeveloped for a reason.
I mean, you could look at the history.
They were fighting off the Muslim hordes for the Western Europeans.
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, Poland's also had an economic miracle.
You know, they can say they're underdeveloped, but they're developing.
unidentified
No, exactly.
blue jackson in san antonio
You know, they were under communism, which is an evil ideology.
And now they're letting in Yay.
So, you know, I think they're kind of over the Nazi hatred thing if they're letting him in.
You know, they must be supportive and on our team now.
unidentified
So.
elijah schaffer
How are they doing with men?
Let's see this.
It looks like Israel's not doing well.
Check this out.
harry enten
They have very much shifted away from Israel.
Look at this.
Net favorability of Israel among men under the age of 50.
In 2022, not too bad, but not too hot to trot either at minus three points.
By 2025, again, down we go, minus 22 points.
That is a 19 point shift in just three years' time.
But it gets even worse.
Look at this for Israel minus 47 points.
That's a 44 point shift away from Israel.
elijah schaffer
Dude, 47%.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
47% change in negative thoughts about Israel.
The world is healing.
@sithlordgroyper
Look at the trajectory.
elijah schaffer
The world is healing.
@sithlordgroyper
Just in a few years, in four years, it's jumped 45 points.
45 points?
elijah schaffer
In just one year, it doubled.
More than doubled.
@sithlordgroyper
In one year, it doubled.
And so by this time next year, we're on trajectory to double again.
It's going to be at 100%.
@chaotichermes
But isn't this their plan?
In their book, and isn't this what they believe that the whole world is going to attack?
elijah schaffer
No, this is what the Bible says, though, that the East that they end up attacking, yeah, yeah, they end up attacking.
Well, but don't get so hated the whole world ends up attacking them, no, because they don't believe in eschatological arguments from Revelation, they don't believe in the New Testament.
@chaotichermes
No, I know, not they believe it's anathema, but I thought the Jews believe that the whole world will turn on them.
Like when everybody starts saying, the messiah comes.
Their messiah comes.
blue jackson in san antonio
I mean, you don't need a federal prophecy to look at what's already happening.
The whole world's already turned on that.
elijah schaffer
I think that's the evangelical position.
@sithlordgroyper
That's the evangelical position.
elijah schaffer
That's a belief.
Not Orthodox church.
It's an Orthodox eschatological position from Revelation.
It says specifically, it talks about from the east and the west end up getting attacked, and there's a great battle of Armageddon that happens.
And so it's like a final battle that happens.
So, you know, this goes all the way back to the prophecies of Daniel as well.
You go back down to Daniel.
You go back into the Old Testament, that's even there too, about these great statues, and you have the different parts of the statue that are made of bronze and of clay, and the great empires before the end of the world and the collapse.
This goes to Ezekiel, his look in the end and the afterlife, as well as John in Revelation, not John the Baptist, but different John.
And it kind of goes down the line there where there is a point where the whole world turns against Israel, it appears, or at least the superpowers of the world do.
Bees In Israel Metaphor 00:14:01
elijah schaffer
And they don't die.
You can't get rid of them.
Kind of like bees in.
Israel, right now.
I don't know if anyone saw this.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, I saw that.
elijah schaffer
I hate to be so Protestant sometimes, but everyone's talking about this being one of the great plagues, talking about the great bees, but there's a bunch of swarms of bees that are everywhere.
In fact, military planes can't kill Lebanese children right now because the bees are flooding the engines.
This is not a joke.
They're having a hard time with the airport from getting planes off the ground because the bees, the bees, Are J-pilled.
@sithlordgroyper
I always wonder if it's from all the bombing in Lebanon.
Like maybe all the.
@chaotichermes
Those are Hamas bees.
@sithlordgroyper
Maybe all the hives have to migrate because their homes were destroyed.
So now they're looking for new places.
elijah schaffer
Oh, look at that.
You look at the plane here.
unidentified
It's like warfare.
@sithlordgroyper
The music's here, but just turn it off.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we don't need dramatic music on every video of bees, you know.
That's just, but these are, I'm just showing you about the planes with the bees.
blue jackson in san antonio
I love that you posted the girl handling the bees today, the white girl, and you're like, This is what builds civilization.
That was such a great, great rebuttal to the Israel bees.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, this one, dude, don't just love white people being white.
unidentified
Look how cold, they're so cold!
Chill these!
Oh, look at this.
@sithlordgroyper
Only a white person would touch that.
unidentified
Yeah, for real.
Oh, that's where it came from.
Oh, my God.
They were everywhere.
Yeah, and then it was like a neighbor even walking by, like, oh, my God, look at all those bees.
Is this in Israel?
Yeah, we'll get them there.
They're cold.
Christine, you're so cold.
That's just chilly.
Hurry.
We gotta hurry and save the bees.
You think they're just gonna walk in the box?
No.
I don't think they will.
They're gonna walk in the box.
They're just gonna stay there.
Smoke into the box.
That's what I'm hoping to do.
elijah schaffer
When you say that women should work, this is what we mean.
They should go out and save some bees, not do PowerPoints.
unidentified
You just came in with MacGyver.
There's the queen.
No way.
@sithlordgroyper
Got the queen.
unidentified
Got the mama.
elijah schaffer
Now they're cold.
unidentified
These are.
elijah schaffer
Some of these don't have stingers, right?
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, that's what the smoke is for.
The smoke stops them from.
The smoke kind of gets in.
unidentified
It just rubs our hands.
I'm wondering what the queen looks like.
Did you not hear what I said?
blue jackson in san antonio
The smoke makes them drunk and friendly.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, but like our fingers are so strong.
unidentified
They'll kill a fucking motherfucker.
Oh, you're saying like a murder?
@sithlordgroyper
Like damage to the legs?
@chaotichermes
That's how you get a woman.
unidentified
Who cares?
@chaotichermes
That's how you have to get a virgin woman.
unidentified
We want as many in the box as we can get.
Slowly but surely they're gone.
So.
What?
She's given the bees nitrous.
@sithlordgroyper
Cyclone B. How do you find this girl's number?
Talking about mostly research purposes.
blue jackson in san antonio
We're gonna send her to Tel Aviv.
@sithlordgroyper
Ripped TV Keeper.
unidentified
You're so toasty.
I like it.
I can smell their alarm phone.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, I was just, I was turned on.
I'm hard.
@chaotichermes
All right, bro.
unidentified
Okay.
@chaotichermes
Well, all right, man.
blue jackson in san antonio
That's fantastic.
@chaotichermes
I quit.
I guess this is like where we cut it, right?
blue jackson in san antonio
No, of course not.
Now, these are beautiful.
elijah schaffer
We're just going on to Israel.
Going on to Israel here.
@sithlordgroyper
Back to the topic.
elijah schaffer
Al Jazeera Breaking News stated that the UN Human Rights Council experts have called on all member states to suspend arms transfers to Israel, according to Reuters.
So it looks like the UN Human Rights Council experts have called the member states to suspend that.
I don't know.
How does that work in the UN?
Will the US veto it?
Probably if there is some sort of memorandum going around.
But I did watch the.
President, Prime Minister of Italy came out today and said, Yeah, we're going to join a coalition to sanction Israel.
Is that in the document or no?
blue jackson in san antonio
I'm talking about her.
unidentified
Yeah.
blue jackson in san antonio
I saw the video of her coming out in support of President Trump, or sorry, in support of Leo, Pope Leo, against President Trump, which I thought was pretty good.
That was an A-plus response, I think.
Way better than Vance.
Vance, who's a Catholic, basically said, Well, the Pope needs to stay in his lane.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
We're going to talk about that in a second, about the Turning Point USA event.
It's going to be an interesting conversation here.
But I want to talk about this.
We've been actually tracking something here for the last couple of weeks, which I know we were, by the way, I know we were out the last couple of days.
I had some legal issues to take care of in Florida.
So I was out in Florida for a little bit.
And then I had journalists threatening to stalk my children and very weird stuff.
Very, very weird people.
I ended up filing a criminal complaint against one of them.
The police agreed it was criminal harassment.
They were sending me pictures of the playground where my children play and being like, someone sent me this.
You can't hide behind your children.
And I'm like, That's creepy.
The weird shit I get sent is just weird.
And I filed criminal harassment of minors.
It's actually a misdemeanor.
So it could be a felony, too, if it's considered with sexual intent, which is probably their goal, considering they always blame or accuse you of what they're guilty of.
That's what Israel does.
We're the most moral army, and everyone else is an animal and a terrorist.
And you're like, no, you're kind of all terrorists.
In fact, there's only one country in the world that if we blew it up today, I wouldn't feel any remorse, and that would be Israel.
unidentified
India.
elijah schaffer
No, well, I couldn't handle the smell in the atmosphere.
We wouldn't blow up India.
We'd just build a giant dome around it.
unidentified
True.
Just blow it up.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
We build a giant dome around India.
@chaotichermes
Escape out of it somehow.
elijah schaffer
Well, Eric Speron.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we've been tracking this for a while, actually.
We covered it on last week's show.
We said that Israel is posturing itself more aggressively against Turkey in pursuit of their Greater Israel project.
Look at this.
ana kasparian
Pay attention to Israeli media.
If you listen to their politicians, Naftali Be.
unidentified
Oh, the hell happened there?
ana kasparian
Planning for whatever war comes after Iran, and that war would be against Turkey.
cenk uygur
A NATO ally.
unidentified
Yeah.
cenk uygur
So they're going to force America to attack a NATO ally.
Why do you think Trump has been battering NATO and the United Nations?
Because Israel despises NATO and despises the United Nations.
So they want to undermine their credibility because how are you going to get greater Israel?
It's part of it is in Turkey without attacking NATO.
So you have to say, oh, you know what?
NATO is not important.
You know what?
Get out of NATO.
Get out of all of your alliances.
Be isolated.
Be alone and serve only Israel.
And that'll help American interests.
unidentified
Nonsense.
ana kasparian
Pay attention to Israeli media if you listen to their own.
blue jackson in san antonio
Don't want to go to war with.
I don't know.
Could you name it?
@sithlordgroyper
I mean, it's starting to seem like we're going to become the Axis powers in World War III.
It's going to be us and Israel against NATO.
Like, we have some stuff pulled up here later about how basically all of NATO is trying to split off from America.
They're trying to create NATO, but without America.
We'll go over that later.
But it's interesting.
It does kind of support the argument like maybe we're shaping up to be the Axis powers.
What do you think, Blue?
blue jackson in san antonio
I always wondered what the.
I think in Revelation or Apocalypse, depending on your translation of what the title of the last book of the Bible is called, there's a great.
elijah schaffer
Called the Bento Box Specialist, number nine.
blue jackson in san antonio
I always wondered if that's going to be the Russians.
What's their role in the end of this?
Because they're kind of like forgotten.
This is Ukraine is the forgotten war at this point.
I mean, it's irrelevant, essentially.
We're not directly involved in Ukraine, we're directly involved in Iran and I guess Turkey soon.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, NATO.
So, NATO.
All the European countries, they're going to have to get their oil from somewhere.
And if we're split off from the trade network, it's going to be Russia, China, Iran.
So we're going to be just split off from that.
And that whole hemisphere of the world might ally with Russia.
elijah schaffer
Here's my plan.
Here's my plan.
unidentified
Let's hear it.
elijah schaffer
We pretend to be pro Israel and we make Nazis wear Trump hats on the show.
Okay, we start there.
Okay, can we get a little cut there, real fast?
@sithlordgroyper
What?
elijah schaffer
Can we get a little cut there?
blue jackson in san antonio
Cut to Hermes.
@chaotichermes
Dude, come on.
elijah schaffer
Totally missed the shot.
@sithlordgroyper
I was busy.
elijah schaffer
Totally missed the shot.
All right.
Unlike the Israelis, when it comes to young children, you missed the shot.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I didn't even hear you said.
elijah schaffer
But, you know, we do this.
Then we pretend to be pro Israel and we start saying we're all Jewish, which we all are.
@chaotichermes
We don't have to pretend.
elijah schaffer
Then we go to war against Turkey.
And we destroy the Turkish government.
And then, because six million, now there's six and a half million Orthodox in America, we go over to pretend to fight for Israel.
And then we go invade Constantinople.
And we take back the Hagia Sophia, or however you say it.
I can never pronounce it.
We reestablish the Christian Caliphate.
We destroy the Muslim Empire.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's the Christian Caliphate.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's the Christian Caliphate because there's going to be Muslims living there.
It's going to be Christian, but it's still a Caliphate.
We can't get all the Muslims out.
@sithlordgroyper
They're going to live there, but we're going to take the church back.
elijah schaffer
And we're going to subdue all the Muslims, and Hassan Piker is going to die.
unidentified
No.
@chaotichermes
He's not in Minecraft.
elijah schaffer
I didn't say we're going to kill him.
He's just going to die because he's going to be so mad because we're going to take back the Christian Empire.
He's going to kill himself.
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Pete Hegseth, by the way, that's horrible.
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
My favorite one is the Sam Hyde.
@sithlordgroyper
We're taking that to Noble back and we're giving it to Israel.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then everyone's quiet.
We're going to kill them.
Jokingly.
No, but I do.
So jokes aside, obviously, nothing will come of that.
But I don't really consider Turkey to be a NATO member.
I've never really thought of them being a very.
Besides being brought in for arms sales, really.
@sithlordgroyper
Aren't they white?
You think they're white?
elijah schaffer
The Turkish?
Depends.
The Arabs that are there, no.
@chaotichermes
But some in the North.
@sithlordgroyper
If they're not white, why don't you like them?
elijah schaffer
No, I said they've never really been politically or ideologically aligned, but they just wanted to buy a lot of U.S. and Israeli weapons.
And so that's basically what I believe we let them in.
And we needed also a better deterrent against Belarus and Russia.
So I think that's kind of why we brought them in as a border deterrent.
But I don't really know if we were really aligned on anything that I know of in terms of human rights or anything, pretty much.
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, the Dutch are killing the Armenians, right?
@sithlordgroyper
They relate to the American people, not the American government, in the fact that we hate Israel.
We're united in that, but our governments are not united in that.
blue jackson in san antonio
Chip Hauer will not say that Turkey is genociding the Armenians.
He will talk about the Palestinians, but he won't talk about the Armenian genocide.
@chaotichermes
Exactly.
Yes, exactly.
unidentified
The world.
elijah schaffer
Colin Ardiddle said Turks are legit majority white, lol, even though they deny it and get pissed.
No, are they?
Maybe they are.
@chaotichermes
Go to Germany and ask any German what they think about Turks.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'm here.
@chaotichermes
They hate Turkish people.
I mean, unfortunately, Turkish.
elijah schaffer
I don't think Turkish are white, personally.
@chaotichermes
Some of them are.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't either.
We're Orthodox.
We can't think that.
elijah schaffer
I don't think they're white.
@sithlordgroyper
They're not.
They're our enemies.
@chaotichermes
I mean, the way to decipher if someone's White or not, they're like half white.
elijah schaffer
In my opinion, when you talk about something half white, that's my opinion of like what a Turk is it's like a half white where it's like they have light skin, but they're definitely an ethnic, and you're like, that's an ethnic.
Like, it's like, dude, and they always open these shawarma places.
Get your fucking shawarma out of my country, bitch.
Get your shawarma out of my country.
I don't want your kebabs, it's so overrated.
You white people, and you're like, but kebabs, you get your out of my country.
I don't want you know what, you one kebab shop per European capital is enough, okay.
Not per street corner.
It's like vape shops in the United States are the equivalent of kebab shops in Europe.
Get the fuck out of my country, Abdul.
@chaotichermes
But to be honest, like when I'm drunk at 4 a.m. coming back from the club, only the kebab shops are okay.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I fucking.
First the Chinese oil and then this?
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, this is good.
@chaotichermes
It's like who's going to give me the 4 a.m. shawarma?
blue jackson in san antonio
You go to the Mexicans.
unidentified
Come on.
blue jackson in san antonio
You go to the Mexicans.
elijah schaffer
You go into that one bar into the back room with that girl.
You give her the 4 a.m. shawarma.
You know what I'm saying?
You give her the 4 a.m. shawarma.
@chaotichermes
I only have the 8 inch one.
elijah schaffer
The 4 a.m. shawarma.
Eight inch shawarma?
I was told two inches was enough of a shawarma.
I heard that the large shawarma was two inches.
@sithlordgroyper
Whoa, two inches?
elijah schaffer
I prefer like a hummus.
@sithlordgroyper
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
I was told the large shawarma is two inches and that those are as big as they get.
I was told by the Turkish people that the two inch shawarma's are the biggest shawarma's and that everybody who eats the two inch shawarma's, especially the girls, they say that's exactly enough.
That's all I need.
They don't need anything else more than that.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, the problem with Turkish people, my problem is that every time you look For Greek food on Google Maps, and you go to the place, it's always just Turks running it, and it's not really Greek food.
unidentified
Greek people don't work.
@sithlordgroyper
You can't get an authentic Euro anywhere in America.
It's always Turks.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, Greek people don't work.
@sithlordgroyper
Hey, I'm working here.
Look how hard I'm working right now.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's cooked all the time.
Palestinian Children Deaths 00:07:30
elijah schaffer
It's unfortunate.
blue jackson in san antonio
I think it's something that needs to be highlighted, though, that essentially every time we go into another conflict, every time that there's another article or news brief about the Turks or the Cubans or whatever, It's like kind of distracting us from the ones who are actually in control of the country that we're at war with, essentially, which is the Jewish lobby, the Jewish supremacists.
They are the absolute root of all the problems in America right now because they basically control the cards.
It's not Turks, it's not Armenians.
We can talk about what's the moral stance there, but really it's irrelevant.
We have no hand to play there because we're already tied up in other bullshit that we have no.
Absolutely no business being in, even though you think China's the enemy, you know?
@chaotichermes
Well, there could be multiple enemies.
It doesn't just have to be one.
Yeah, one is obviously a bigger enemy than the other.
blue jackson in san antonio
There is only one that's infiltrated the United States government at the highest level across every institution, across media.
elijah schaffer
You know what I would say?
I want the Lebanese and the Turkish people to be more civilized, like our greatest ally.
This was the interview we found it that was this guy.
This is crazy.
Check this out.
This has our last segment.
Watch this.
unidentified
Do you like killing Palestinian children?
Yes.
Does it make you feel good when you bomb a hospital?
Really?
You guys killed children in Lebanon, is that okay?
Yeah, this is okay because I'm Hamas.
What about the children, the babies?
The babies is good to kill.
Really, in Lebanon?
Yes, in Lebanon, in Gaza, in Iran.
Really?
It's okay to kill babies in Iran?
Yes, yes.
And in Gaza?
Yes.
And in Lebanon?
Yes.
You really believe that?
Yes.
Really?
Have you ever killed any Palestinians?
I can't.
Have you ever killed any Palestinian children?
I can't.
How many?
I don't know.
You don't keep track?
No, but I can't.
But you've killed Palestinian children?
Yes.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That's pretty stark and disgusting.
And at least he admitted it.
And we will say he's trolling, you know, I saw some comments like he's just trolling.
He's not trolling.
Avi Yemeni admitted to killing a child.
@sithlordgroyper
It almost seems fake.
It almost seems fake.
It's so.
elijah schaffer
No, I know that guy.
No, I know that.
I know that streamer.
@sithlordgroyper
I believe it's real, but it's just like it's so crazy.
It seems fake.
@chaotichermes
No, it is real.
Probably.
I mean, you could go ask a Russian what he thinks about Ukrainians.
He'll say the same shit.
It's war.
But you know what pisses me off even more?
It's like the people asking those fucking questions, like the guy who does the streams pretending like he fucking gives a shit.
Oh, you're bombing children's in Gaza.
Yeah, it's obviously disgusting and it's sad.
I wish it wasn't happening.
But then, when something in the US or Europe happens, these same liberal pro Palestine cucks, when someone they know, their friend's daughter, got fucking raped by some Muslim migrant, then it's all right.
Then he needs time to assimilate.
Then he wasn't treated properly.
Do you know he's more angry over fucking children getting bombed in Gaza that we have nothing to do with, that we can't even see?
elijah schaffer
Well, right.
blue jackson in san antonio
Unfortunately, that's the thing.
We do have something to do with it.
Unfortunately, we're paying for that.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever seen the munitions?
It's just made in Georgia.
When you look at like the flashbangs and stuff that they're using on the Gaza border right there on the guard towers.
And look, I don't, in the show, we don't like to show graphic stuff.
I'm not really into showing gore and violence, but I felt like there was a, you know, he's talking about killing innocent Arabs.
And there was an Arab that was attacked by the Jews recently, and it was on video.
And it's disgusting, but, you know, it was a KO.
It was a death kill.
And we are very, as a show here, we try to be funny sometimes.
Sometimes we've got to be serious.
So check this out.
This is an Arab getting killed by a Jewish child.
@sithlordgroyper
Palestinian child.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Palestinian child.
And put your life force into a sock?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, you deserve to be publicly executed.
unidentified
Yes.
What are we talking about?
@sithlordgroyper
That is like fucked up.
elijah schaffer
That's fucked up.
I'm not even going to joke about it.
Why are you laughing?
That's horrible.
I think it's horrible.
I don't think it's funny.
I don't think it's funny.
unidentified
It's so wrong.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's so sad to see Stico get hit right now.
It's so heartbreaking.
How could you watch that and not get just.
Twisted up inside.
@chaotichermes
Sorry.
Sneeko actually red pilled me on the Jews on the JQ, actually.
So that like hit, strung a chord in my heart.
blue jackson in san antonio
You were red pilled by him.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, Sneeko red pilled me on the JQ, man.
elijah schaffer
I'm actually crying.
You can zoom in on that, even you can see it.
@chaotichermes
Okay, man.
Why are you sad?
unidentified
That takes me a while.
Is it because you can see yourself in Sneeko's shoes?
blue jackson in san antonio
We all can see ourselves in Sneeko's shoes, just like he saw.
elijah schaffer
I'm actually.
blue jackson in san antonio
Myself and the man who was.
elijah schaffer
I poured water on my face.
blue jackson in san antonio
Cracking his girlfriend at the street.
elijah schaffer
We didn't have the technical skills.
blue jackson in san antonio
We did not forget.
elijah schaffer
No, I genuinely do not understand.
In the midst of this, I do not understand why people just sucker punch people on the street.
Why did that happen?
Do we know that happened?
I actually feel bad for Sneeko.
That hurts.
That doesn't make any sense.
@chaotichermes
Well, it was just karma.
unidentified
Karma.
@chaotichermes
I'm not going to lie.
unidentified
What did he do?
What did he do?
elijah schaffer
I'm not going to attack Sneeko for getting hit.
@chaotichermes
No, look, I'm.
I'm not going to say that's good what he did.
Obviously, some black guy just punched him in the mouth.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's the Groyper curse.
It's a Groyper curse.
That's what happened.
@chaotichermes
Actually, it's not sad.
He did deserve it, but I don't support people just punching people randomly on the stream.
@sithlordgroyper
I mean, it could have been anybody.
It could have been anybody.
@chaotichermes
No, I agree.
It's, yeah, these people feel way too entitled seeing somebody and then hitting them with no repercussions.
Like, nothing's going to happen to that guy.
It's New York City.
All these criminals get off.
elijah schaffer
You saw this too, right?
Someone else, another Arab guy got killed recently.
@chaotichermes
That's actually sad.
That makes me more sad.
elijah schaffer
You didn't see that where he got choked out and he started seizuring?
What is Clavicular doing, by the way?
By the way, that was like what just a couple days ago?
That was April 3rd.
blue jackson in san antonio
He's actually live right now.
unidentified
There he is.
elijah schaffer
There he is right there.
@chaotichermes
Yeah.
unidentified
This was different.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
I know.
So he got choked out and seizured and then he OD'd and then he posted this.
He's a famous streamer if you're not familiar with him.
He posted this video.
Yeah, it used to be 27 was the age that celebrities died.
Now it's like 22.
unidentified
I ain't going to be doing any more substances for a little while.
Hopefully for forever.
But that means I can't really IRL stream anymore.
This was so real.
Yeah.
I really can't IRL stream.
Because, as you guys know, I'm quite brutal without that shit.
blue jackson in san antonio
So that's uh, you say the trick to figure something else out.
Streamer Substance Abuse 00:09:23
unidentified
Anyway, I have to figure out a new method.
elijah schaffer
I'm rooting for him.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
He says he does the drugs.
He says he does the drugs to manage his neurotypical state.
You know, he wants to seem like neurotypical by doing drugs.
And without the drugs, he's like neurodivergent or whatever.
And he doesn't like to appear that way to people.
So I feel for the guy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Everybody can relate to this shit.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's like I did drugs my whole life because what happened, I am retarded, but I was also retarded too.
And it's like, you guys.
Like, I was so weirdly autistic as a child.
I'd hide under tables till I was like six and I couldn't talk to people.
I couldn't communicate.
And I tried to do one public speaking thing when I was in fourth grade.
I threw up on myself in front of people.
And that's who I was.
I had my tongue hung out.
I'd go to classes and therapy.
And I've gone through like decades of therapy and classes.
I had to go to autistic training in Australia.
And they offered to, I always tell you, it's not a joke.
The, uh, the, uh, is it, what is it called?
Uh, is it NSA?
What is, I don't forget what it's called, but their retarded, uh, fund.
They were offering Kez money to be my caretaker because I'm level two autistic and a part of a very small percentage of people who have an IQ high enough that we're like in Audible.
I was born fucking retarded.
Like I couldn't speak correctly.
I couldn't chew my food.
I had to go to classes as a fucking like 10 year old kid to learn how to chew spaghetti.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's like I'm retarded.
But then I found ecstasy.
That was like the first thing I really did when I was really young was ecstasy.
And I was like suddenly like having conversations and enjoying my life.
And you don't enjoy your life when you're retarded.
And just because he's like good looking, people don't think he's retarded.
Clav is retarded.
I mean, not in a mean way.
It's just like he's retarded.
You ever seen him?
blue jackson in san antonio
We're all retarded.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but he is.
unidentified
We're all retarded.
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, that's a form of retardation.
elijah schaffer
That's just a woke term for being retarded.
That's literally a woke term for being retarded.
Autism is a woke term.
@chaotichermes
Elon Musk is autistic.
unidentified
He's a retard.
@chaotichermes
He's not retarded.
unidentified
Yeah, he is.
@chaotichermes
He's intelligent.
Like his IQ, he definitely has a high IQ, but he's socially retarded.
elijah schaffer
In the 90s, we just called people retarded.
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That girl that went, that's a horse.
When he got mad at her in class, that girl, she was retarded.
That was autism.
She was retarded.
That guy that would sit there and you'd be like, You'd be like, hey, did you have fun this weekend?
You go, don't talk to me like that.
unidentified
Nobody talks to me.
elijah schaffer
You don't want to see my bad side because when I get on my bad side, I get really angry.
You're like, that was a retarded kid.
And he just had a high enough IQ that he was in your class.
Okay?
He was in your class.
And then we brought in Asians.
And Asians are all retarded.
So they're all autistic and they're all retarded.
And they're just sitting there with their eye slits, not knowing what's going on, copying things.
They can't see shit.
blue jackson in san antonio
They always look lost.
@sithlordgroyper
They're using echo levels.
blue jackson in san antonio
I saw this agent doing calculus for no reason.
elijah schaffer
A girl's like, I like you.
And he's like, this slope does not make sense to me.
It's like, dude, that's not what this is.
You know what I mean?
And I'm just saying.
And then what happened is we started getting words for being retarded.
It was like, you were just gay or retarded.
And then we all realized the atrazine and the food made us all gay and retarded.
And the problem is, it's like Hermes used to be gay and he figured out how to get out of it.
How did you get out of it?
@chaotichermes
Wrong, false.
elijah schaffer
So you're still in it.
@sithlordgroyper
What's that journey like?
@chaotichermes
I was never gay.
unidentified
What was the.
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, you're wearing the Trump hat, so something must be.
How could I be questioning?
@chaotichermes
If I have a Magicoc.
blue jackson in san antonio
I'm just going to say it.
Wearing a MAGA hat, wearing Trump, supporting Trump is pro gay.
So it's kind of gay to support Trump in 2026.
@sithlordgroyper
Does Hermes support Trump?
Do you support Trump?
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, he's wearing the hat.
@chaotichermes
I mean, he's a Patriot.
I don't know.
That question is like, do I support him over everyone else?
unidentified
Yeah.
@chaotichermes
But do I support him?
@sithlordgroyper
I didn't know that.
@chaotichermes
What do you mean?
Who do you support over Trump right now?
@sithlordgroyper
I mean, over Trump, there's not like options or anything.
@chaotichermes
No, I mean, that's my point.
Who do you support over Trump?
elijah schaffer
Jared Kushner?
Hitler.
@chaotichermes
Hey, this is like you just made a million Hitler's answer for that.
When I say who you support over Trump right now, uh, I think sorry, the Ayatollah.
blue jackson in san antonio
I think Trump should be sedated with whatever clavicular was on.
Maybe that would make him less retarded, autistic, whatever you want to say.
Trump is needing some drugs.
He's he's basically retarded at this state in his life.
elijah schaffer
Well, he's senile, yeah, he's getting old.
@chaotichermes
He needs some, he's actually doing pretty good for his age, still okay.
elijah schaffer
But let's be honest here, I don't think so.
Let's be honest here.
What I was trying to say about Clav is this Clav is a little bit of that idea where it's like you kind of forgive him because you realize none of us streamed our lives, but we all did those things.
And I don't think he overdosed.
I think he just took GHB properly.
Because when I was given GHB, I did that too.
I was like, I just fell over, you know, many times.
And I think it's great because I got most of that out of my system when I was younger, when I was a teenager.
This is like when I was a minor.
unidentified
And he's 20.
He's 20.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's just live streaming.
@chaotichermes
He has unlimited money.
unidentified
Yeah.
@chaotichermes
It's a recipe for disaster.
elijah schaffer
Like, dude, who was it?
Dude, I got GHB'd when I was like 22.
I always talk about that at the Angel City Brewery in LA.
Yeah, by these guys who were mad at me.
And then they didn't rape me.
My friend ended up having to carry me out.
And I got toxicology.
It ended up being GHB.
They were mad.
So they just popped it in my drink.
And then I just thought I overdosed to me in the hospital.
unidentified
It was just GHB.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, that's what happened to me.
You just go limp.
And that's why it's a rape drug.
Okay.
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, you know, he's revealing something very real.
elijah schaffer
It's a rape drug.
@chaotichermes
No, I know.
blue jackson in san antonio
Which is that you need to be on rape drugs to be out in public in the modern day.
I mean, you were tweeting about the Indians everywhere.
It's because you get raped every day.
elijah schaffer
Just being in public is a rape.
blue jackson in san antonio
Being in public is a rape of the eyes, of the senses.
elijah schaffer
Do you see that fat girl in her underwear walking in Fort Lauderdale, Georgie?
unidentified
What do you think about that?
elijah schaffer
Oh, God.
Georgie was talking about it.
@sithlordgroyper
How could I not see it?
elijah schaffer
Georgie made a bad timing.
He's like, you know, it's kind of base that the Jews got girls to walk around in their underwear.
I was working in Fort Lauderdale right as literally Gorlock the Destroyer is walking by in a full underwear getup.
He's like, not in every case, though.
I was like, yeah, buddy.
Watch yourself.
The Jews did it and they also got out the girls obese.
All they did the underwear.
@sithlordgroyper
Except for that one.
Except for that one.
unidentified
Yeah.
blue jackson in san antonio
There isn't a lot of benefits to the whore stuff.
That's really bad.
And that's why you need the date rape.
Well, it's like women are the problem.
@chaotichermes
Oh my.
@sithlordgroyper
If they're going to be whores anyway, it's like at least, you know, they used to give the date rape truck to the women.
blue jackson in san antonio
Now they're just taking it themselves.
elijah schaffer
That's the dive on.
Who's taking GHB recreationally?
That's like, hey, bro, I popped a Quaylude on myself.
It's like, okay.
Well, that's not typical.
That's not typical at all.
But enjoy yourself.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's like a cry for help in a way.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, hey, buddy, my friend was depressed, so I popped a fence in his, it's not really how you can cheer up your friend.
@chaotichermes
Did you see Androgenic offering him Adderall?
unidentified
That's a good friend.
That's a good friend.
I think.
What?
@chaotichermes
He was offering him Adderall when Clive was like tweaking out and like falling asleep.
@sithlordgroyper
That's actually kind of smart.
unidentified
Yeah.
I don't know.
@chaotichermes
Mixing in Adderall when you're like on the borderline of overdosing on GHB?
@sithlordgroyper
Maybe not.
blue jackson in san antonio
No, they don't have a bad interaction, I think.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, come on.
Uppers and downers.
Well, I think Adderall is a dangerous mix always.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, Adderall, it like cancels out other stuff.
That's why you're going to drink so much on it.
You could just drink like 20 beers on Adderall and still function.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, but there's a point where your heart will be.
@sithlordgroyper
Probably not.
blue jackson in san antonio
We can dim drug usage for the record.
This is what it leads to.
And you know, maybe don't be online all the time.
That's probably a good thing that he's not going to do IRL streaming if it requires his drug use, heavy drug use, to even do it in the first place.
And I've been involved in the live streaming world.
It was hell.
elijah schaffer
One time, I did a bunch of cocaine and ecstasy with a bunch of employees of Turning Point and Prager Hughes and Daily Wire in Vegas back a long time ago, very long time ago.
Very long time ago.
blue jackson in san antonio
With Charlie?
elijah schaffer
No, but I just thought that was funny.
It was like all these conservatives and they're just fucking each other and just.
Ripping fucking lines and shit in Vegas.
That was crazy.
That was a long time ago.
I haven't really been into drugs or anything like that in a very long time, but I would say way before I had kids, you know, before I had children.
But ultimately speaking, it's like, yeah, I used to party at one point in my life.
And the problem is, the problem with drugs is that it just, like, you know, it's really hard to get through life.
And when you start giving yourself outs in life and ways to escape the difficulty of life, You start to depend on those things, even if you're not addicted.
And so you start to like, you know, it's like girls reading smut books, you know, it's just their escape, right?
Just want to get raped by a werewolf or whatever.
Just, I don't know how that helps them, but it does for some reason.
And some people just want to take GHB.
But listen to this I want to get into a very interesting story here about the Hindu Holocaust.
I found out about a new Holocaust.
Every day I'm finding out about a new Holocaust.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I've never even heard about that, but looks like we're going to have a memorial in D.C. Look at this.
unidentified
I fully endorse the idea of building a Hindu Holocaust memorial in DC.
I totally do.
Hindu Holocaust Story 00:04:24
unidentified
I mean, I think it's time.
Shelly, I think you agree with that strongly, right?
elijah schaffer
Physiogamies that should not exist in our country.
I do have to just point out here something quite interesting.
Why the fuck are there Hindu people in America?
Can we just clarify that question?
Why is that happening?
What is that?
@sithlordgroyper
To work all the IT jobs.
blue jackson in san antonio
They're nowhere else.
@sithlordgroyper
They need to work the IT.
@chaotichermes
Someone has to drive the trucks and own the 7 Elevens.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, bro.
@chaotichermes
And all the truck stops and all the gas.
@sithlordgroyper
Someone has to run Apple.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, and work the tech jobs.
elijah schaffer
What's Tim Apple doing?
unidentified
What is that?
What is he doing?
elijah schaffer
What is Tim Apple doing?
@sithlordgroyper
Google is run by an Indian.
unidentified
They're all run by Indians now.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
blue jackson in san antonio
Hindu Holocaust.
You know, I look at Trump kind of like with Israel and the wars and the countries that they are enemies with.
Is there not a country they will not go to war with?
Is there not a group of people that Trump will not pander to and bullshit?
@chaotichermes
Well, he's a businessman, right?
So you pander to everyone.
Like, that's kind of the whole world of business, is it not?
blue jackson in san antonio
He's not anymore.
He's the president of the United States.
He should.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, but I mean, you run the country.
blue jackson in san antonio
He's serving the people.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, you should.
unidentified
Yeah.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's like he's running a campaign for India.
It doesn't make sense.
elijah schaffer
So I want to say this.
I don't want to play the whole thing.
I'm just going to play a 50 second.
Clip from it.
But there was an old SNL sketch that was never played because it wasn't found funny.
From what I heard, it wasn't found funny by the audience.
You'll hear they don't laugh a lot.
This is a dress rehearsal for it that got released.
It's quite a long clip, like six or seven minutes.
I'll do 50 seconds.
But it cracks me up because they didn't find it funny.
And it was about Senate hearings during Obama's era.
And let's find out why they didn't think it was funny.
And it turns out because people thought that it was too much like the actual news.
That's why it was too close to read.
It wasn't, it has no comedic element to it.
Watch.
unidentified
You get an urgent call from the Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, who truly is one of the greatest men of this or any age.
Bingo.
Damn straight, damn straight.
And he says to you, it is vital to Israel's security that you go on national television that night and perform oral sex on a donkey.
Oral sex on a donkey?
That's right.
That's right.
Would you do that?
For Israel.
Senator, with all due respect, why would the security of Israel be.
Excuse me, Senator, if it's all right with you, I'll ask the questions here.
Now, remember, the survival of Israel is at stake.
Would you flate that donkey?
I don't think so.
Well.
Then I regret to say, Senator, I cannot support your confirmation.
And I'll do it for Israel?
Bring me the donkey!
For Israel, I do it in a second.
You get an urgent call from.
@chaotichermes
The Shabbos Negro.
elijah schaffer
Dude, it's like, hey, it's the longest.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's him.
And it's what, well, it's just one of my favorite things.
Like, that was McCain.
And it's like, the whole time, it's just the senators, they're supposed to be grilling the guy and asking him questions.
And they use their whole time asking questions to talk highly of Israel and Netanyahu.
And people are like uncomfortable in the crowd.
It's like, and they're just making claims like, there's the largest mountain in all the world is in Israel.
And he's like, I do not think that's correct.
So he's like, be quiet.
They also have the best food in the entire world.
He's like, yeah, I think that's subjective.
Be quiet.
They also have the most handsome men and beautiful women in the whole world.
Again, it's subjective, sir.
unidentified
Nope.
elijah schaffer
We all know that here.
Everyone agree?
Everyone's like, yep, I agree.
Agreed, agreed.
unidentified
Everyone in that.
elijah schaffer
This is the whole thing is about Israel.
And it's like they never ask him one question about his confirmation unless he agrees with them on Israel, they won't confirm him.
Unless he agrees on lies.
And it's like it didn't get played.
And it wasn't because it was controversial.
The audience didn't find it that funny because it was considered too accurate to what was going on in the actual hearings.
unidentified
When did they make this?
2013.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So it's been going on forever, actually.
As long as you've been alive, this has been going on.
How old were you in 2013?
blue jackson in san antonio
What were you doing in 2013, Elijah?
I mean, you were still active, right?
elijah schaffer
2013, I was at Coachella.
unidentified
Yeah.
blue jackson in san antonio
So you're eating the goy slop.
You were still like in the matrix.
You hadn't been red pilled.
Cuban Colonialism History 00:09:19
elijah schaffer
No, I was just having fun.
I was just having fun.
No, I was red pilled.
Dude, nigga, I got suspended for wearing, for politicizing.
I got suspended by the time I was a junior in high school.
I got suspended for my politics.
I've been having a lot of problems.
And I almost got expelled for dressing up as a KKK my senior year.
And they almost didn't let me walk.
But it was funny because what was I?
I was not the KKK principal.
As we all know, I got a gossamer ghost costume.
Sewed the head into a point and then I put a party hat under.
Was I KKK?
No, I was a ghost who liked to party and I took the hat off and I liked to party.
I was just low key about it.
Edit, and my friend was a coal miner and put chains around his neck and he was already black.
But we did that and it was very fun.
And I'll tell you what, as we've always said on the show, I started learning how to bullshit people when I was really young because the superintendent said, You cross the line here, Elijah.
And I said, No, sir, I just bent down and found out that the line was.
Uh, elastic it bent, so I grabbed the line and pulled it further than anyone has taken it, but I'm still behind the line.
So that was a that got me a Saturday school at least and suspended.
But, anyways, I did get to walk in my graduation, very nice of them to let me do that.
Um, and I'm the what looking at the physiognomies that were graduating there in LA, uh, shocks me to this day.
blue jackson in san antonio
And uh, there was no Indians graduating with you, I'm sure.
There was, there was some Indians in 2013, it was still a lot of people who looked like you graduating, really.
So, Mexicans.
elijah schaffer
A lot of, no, Aryans.
unidentified
Aryans?
Yeah.
blue jackson in san antonio
Oh, oh, a lot of whites, you say.
elijah schaffer
White Chads.
All right, moving along.
Moving along here in the topics.
Lindsey Graham.
@sithlordgroyper
No, that's the old video.
I was trying to plant it in there so you pull it up and it's like, you know.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, but I was, oh, well, I didn't know that.
But I knew it was coming up next, but I want to play a shorter thing because it was too long.
Five minutes is too much.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
All right, so let's talk about something else that's happening that's going on here that we've been discussing for a while.
Unusual Wells brought this up that, um, Apparently, the Pentagon is reportedly planning for a potential Cuba operation per USA Today.
You would know that if you've been watching the show, because Lindsey Graham was on network television, I think Fox News might have been Fox.
I don't know if it was Fox, but he was on mainstream media talking about how we need to invade Cuba next.
This is weeks ago, before we had even had a ceasefire in Iran.
He's talking about the need to invade Cuba.
We talked about it a little bit earlier on the show, but it looks like that is the next incursion, at least on our list.
I got to say this seeing what Cuba used to look like in the 50s, do you know, do you know, like, it was our.
It was our Nantucket, you know?
And I want to say this.
Let me go down here.
blue jackson in san antonio
Everything was just better in the 50s, huh?
That's just how it is.
America was better.
elijah schaffer
What was different about America in the 50s?
All right, let's go back to Cuba.
Cuba in the 50s here.
unidentified
Let's check it out.
Looks like Rhodesia, you know?
Do we get my German?
Don't go and go.
Brendan, second one here, moment.
I don't swear to babble.
But it still looks like this because of the imports.
All the old cars.
Last Avena, singing at ando, better just whisper.
elijah schaffer
One thing I want to bring up from this is.
You know, my kids can go to Cuba because they have Australian passports, but I cannot.
But the problem with this is, which I think is kind of weird, is that if you were a person, you could have been alive today and then watch this decay, right?
And watch this go downhill.
And we've seen, we talk a lot about Rhodesia, a lot about South Africa, but we're watching South Africa decay right now.
Our parents watched Rhodesia decay and fall into Zimbabwe.
But Cuba is one of those ones a little bit even before our parents, or it was like, you know, maybe their parents or our grandparents got to watch that.
People always say, look, this is what happens when communism takes over.
First of all, more of the economic decay is from US sanctions than communism, to be completely honest, and the collapse of the USSR.
Those combined are a little bit more of a reason than just communism.
I'm not a pro communist guy.
Some boomers are always going to say that.
But I will say what this is shows that when we, this is post World War II, the fall of colonialism is really, you can kind of put the USSR in general and their collapse.
The blockade and all this into the collapse of Western colonialism.
Colonialism, when we ruled through with an iron fist these lesser peoples who are lower IQ and they don't have the ability to run their societies the way we run them, they choose things like communism.
unidentified
Why?
elijah schaffer
Is it communism that's the problem?
No, it's just that when they don't have our rule, they choose lesser systems.
And is liberal democracy better?
Well, maybe in the short term, but look, we're killing ourselves.
Colonialism, which is closer to fascism, it's closer to like a clearly racially or class based system, is truly a better form for the white man in our.
And our rule.
But when we left our colonial roots, because we lost all of our money in World War I, World War II, pretty much is what happened.
blue jackson in san antonio
Destroyed the British.
elijah schaffer
Thank you for keeping me on here while I'm like trying to destroy every airplane.
I appreciate it.
I'm like dying, like signaling the air pad.
blue jackson in san antonio
Essentially, you're right, though.
And it's unfortunate.
America failed with Cuba originally.
We actually owned Cuba for a while.
They just failed to annex it.
And now, essentially, it's back on the menu.
And I don't see why, really.
elijah schaffer
But if we were to gauze it somewhere, I would gauze a Cuban, but not in the same way.
I mean, like, no, the idea of like, gasping.
Like glassing.
No, no, but like they would work with us.
Like, if you just wanted to like work with Cuba and then like, you know, tear down the old buildings and turn it into an economic development, the people would probably be on board with that.
They'd probably be like down to restart the country.
I mean, I'm not talking about killing the people.
I'm about working with them to like demolish sections of the city and rebuild it into like skyscrapers and like turn it into the single.
Because El Salvador is trying to be the.
Look, I say this let's take down El Salvador's government, not El Salvador's government, Cuba's government and give it to Bukele.
Let's put Bukele in charge of Cuba.
blue jackson in san antonio
Have like a Caribbean empire.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and then let's do that.
Let's give Guantanamo to Bukele and let's move Seacott into Guantanamo and let's just let him revitalize.
He could do it because I don't know if we have the time and energy to revitalize Cuba and there's no.
We don't want the Jews in control of it.
So let's give Bukele power over Cuba as a joint custody.
It's an American territory and we give Bukele the authority.
We give him a 100 year lease like Hong Kong was given to the Brits.
Give a 100 year lease to Bukele and let him develop it for us.
That's actually a pretty good idea.
Dude, have you seen what he does year by year?
That's a pretty good.
We're coming up with good ideas here.
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, you could turn Cuba around and it's the year to do it.
You know, I thought it was pretty insulting.
And I think most people have zero attention span in politics and geopolitics, especially.
But four Americans were actually killed by Cuba the day before we bombed Iran.
So, like, it's like this administration is just all over the place.
You know, now the war in Iran's over, so we're going to go attack Cuba.
It's kind of like they just had to have their attack on Iran, even though American lives were actually being taken by the Cubans.
Not to be a war hawk unnecessarily, but.
It's true.
You can't just kill our people and we get nothing out of it.
I mean, you got to pay in some way, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
blue jackson in san antonio
You know, you can't just take our people's lives.
And it was for no reason.
They were just a boat in the area of Cuba that got.
unidentified
You see this?
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
This looks better than Miami.
unidentified
It literally looks like Miami.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
It's literally was a beautiful place to go.
And this is what colonialism does.
You have seen what Argentina used to look like?
You see what Uruguay looks pretty good to this day, though.
Uruguay's doing this.
@chaotichermes
Argentina is still pretty good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's all right.
But it was going downhill.
It is going downhill.
It's been going downhill for a while, for about two decades now.
But you look at this kind of stuff and you see, man, neocolonialism, like this is where the West was headed before we all started fighting with each other.
And now we have gay people and weird people that are running our government.
And you have all this weird shit that's happening.
Plus, it's like, you know, we're inviting Indians into our nation.
It's not very fun, but we can move on.
I just want to say this is what our culture was.
We used to be a dominant culture and we pushed our culture onto people.
And now our culture doesn't work when you don't push it onto people.
When you say invite your culture into our land, you end up with Miami now, today, in 2026, which is pretty nice in some areas.
unidentified
All right.
blue jackson in san antonio
That being said, Hermes, you don't like the Cubans, right?
I mean, you're a man.
@chaotichermes
I mean, the older Cubans are all right.
I mean, they're pretty assimilated.
Like, they could actually speak English.
They actually like America because they see that America saved Cuba from communism.
Well, the older Cubans are pretty based.
And I guess some of their kids, the Cuban kids, they're all right.
It's more about the new ones, but the ones that have been there since the 90s.
blue jackson in san antonio
Is there a country we're missing?
Self-Hating Taxation 00:04:00
blue jackson in san antonio
Like, Elijah, Hermes.
Georgie, you guys think that there's a country America hasn't attacked yet that we kind of should go in?
Like, what do you think?
@sithlordgroyper
Mexico.
unidentified
Mexico.
@sithlordgroyper
That's my answer, yeah.
unidentified
Mexico?
blue jackson in san antonio
Really?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We should take Baja California for sure.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And we should create our own buffer zone with Mexico.
That's how we could fix things.
Create a 20 mile buffer zone and put a giant wall on both sides and create a DMZ and put fucking landmines and shit.
Be great.
You ever been to Nayed Eat?
blue jackson in san antonio
Wait, why are we putting landmines?
elijah schaffer
So people would, brown people would blow up like their kids in Israel.
blue jackson in san antonio
Oh.
Oh, like when they're trying to come over.
@chaotichermes
Mexico's literally importing fentanyl and killing Americans every single day.
Like, why wouldn't we take Mexico?
Well, I mean, the answer is pretty clear.
The cartel works with the U.S. government to import drugs.
And they get it back.
elijah schaffer
A strange person, W7J, said, I don't know why, but I don't understand how you can hate Indians and then just put one on your show.
@chaotichermes
That's the second time.
He doesn't like that.
elijah schaffer
He also said, Elijah is Jewish, but hates Jews.
unidentified
How?
elijah schaffer
That doesn't make sense.
unidentified
Same guy.
@sithlordgroyper
He's a self hating Jew.
You haven't heard of him?
I'm a self hating Jew.
Self hating Jew before?
We're all self hating Jews.
elijah schaffer
We all are, including Hermes, who is the biggest Jewish guy among us.
@chaotichermes
Actually, but I'm not self hating.
I like Jews.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we love them.
@sithlordgroyper
We all love them.
elijah schaffer
We love Jews.
We just hate ourselves because we didn't get any GHB.
@sithlordgroyper
Speaking of Jews, they're going to be pretty angry with Mom Danny.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Mom Danny got through his tax on the rich.
And check this out he's going to explain to you what he's going to do.
zohran mamdani
When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich.
Well, today, we're taxing the rich.
I'm thrilled to announce we've secured a pied-a-terre tax, the first in New York's history.
This is an annual fee on luxury properties worth more than $5 million, whose owners do not live full-time in the city.
Like for this penthouse, which hedge fund CEO Ken Griffin bought for $238 million.
This pied-a-terre tax is specifically designed for the richest of the rich, those who store their wealth in New York City real estate, but who don't actually live here.
But even so, they're able to reap the huge financial rewards of owning property in, dare I say, the greatest city in the world.
And most of the time, these units are sitting empty, since again, They don't actually live here.
This is a fundamentally unfair system that hurts working New Yorkers.
Now, it's coming to an end.
This tax will raise at least $500 million directly for the city.
It'll help fund things like free childcare, cleaner streets, and safer neighborhoods.
As mayor, I believe everyone has a role to play in contributing to our city, and some a little bit more than others.
Happy Tax Day, New York.
elijah schaffer
Of insidious music, I like it.
Taxing Jews is this going to do well?
He's taxing Jewish people, yeah, it's going to do very well.
@sithlordgroyper
And I think this is going to be their posture.
It's going to be, uh, they're going to up the socialism rhetoric and actually maybe even following through on some of their socialist policies.
And they're also going to choose the anti Israel position.
This is what is what this is what's going to win the Democrats the midterms and also the uh upcoming election in 2028.
Like this, this is what they're doing and it's working.
I mean, I liked watching that video, and it's almost hard to dispute.
unidentified
His plan.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like, yeah, this actually may be kind of smart.
I mean, Blue, you're the real estate guy.
What do you think about it?
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, I support a tax in New York, but that's like saying you support a fish in the water or something.
It's already heavily taxed.
They have probably some of the highest property taxes.
I just wonder the thing is about taxing the ultra rich is that they pass down the cost to the people who are renting from them.
Like this is a luxury property.
What really defines that?
So it's just the price of the property?
Well, it's the prices there are extremely high.
@sithlordgroyper
The price of the property, as well as if the person who owns the property lives there or not.
So if they're a full time resident of New York and they're rich and they own this building, Um, then they can stay and not get taxed.
But if they're a part time resident in New York and they own a building over five million, well, then they're going to get taxed.
Nicotine Pouch Addiction 00:03:26
blue jackson in san antonio
It just seems iffy because, like, that's that's all I'm saying.
Like, they pass it down, you know, um, they pass down the cost, unfortunately.
Sorry, sorry, but you know, that's okay.
I mean, hopefully, they it works.
I think that New York City is a beautiful place.
I've been there, it's, I don't think, the greatest city in the United States, but I.
I support America's capital.
I mean, it's better than DC, right?
So, yeah, sure.
But I would rather not have him running that city.
I'm not a fan of his at all.
I'm not a fan of socialist policy.
It doesn't really work.
It hasn't worked in New York historically.
That's actually where Trump kind of got his start because it was so brutal and he had political connections.
He knew how to play the system to get tax rebates and tax exemptions on his buildings.
That's how he built.
That's how I got to start in real estate.
elijah schaffer
All right, guys.
Sorry, real fast.
I want to talk to you about taxes.
So, taxes to me are a little bit like addictions.
Now, there's been a lot of talk, which we'll talk about at the end of the show, about a lot of things about me on the internet.
It's pretty crazy, actually, at this point.
And people have been saying I'm addicted to drugs.
There is a drug I'm addicted to that's literally, by the way, in court documents.
My brother in law says he claims I'm a drug addict and says he's walking around hyped up on caffeine and nicotine pouches.
unidentified
He says.
elijah schaffer
Fact check true, nothing weird about that.
Um, like uh, nicotine pouches and caffeine based, particularly white monster.
Now, these are Alps, it's like a little piece of blue in your mouth, right?
Made in India.
But what it is is, wait, is that actually, yeah, they're all made in India.
But here's the deal nicotine is one of those weird uh drugs, uh, that is genuinely like you can start out and it'll like a three milligram pouch will make you like sick.
It'll burn your gums and make you feel like you want to die.
And you're like, how can this get worse than this?
And then all of a sudden, it makes your brain clearer.
And then all of a sudden, your tolerance in a matter of two weeks goes up after a month or two.
And then you can do things like put 12 milligram pouches in, which I'm now able to do.
These are nines.
Now, I've been trying to reduce how much nicotine I use because I don't think it's good, even with nicotine, to use too much of it.
I was hanging out with someone who had 412 in his mouth.
That's crazy.
And by 412s, I mean Hermes and his three friends.
But The point is, the three of us.
@chaotichermes
Dude, I had a Russian buddy who was always confused at the jokes, but anyways.
100 milligram.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, in other countries, they do crazier, but 9 milligrams will make you sick pretty much.
It'll probably make me sick.
Let's see if this makes me sick and if I have to get up and throw up because I might.
blue jackson in san antonio
I don't like nicotine at all.
It makes me sick and it makes me actually really angry.
I use caffeine pouches instead, and I'm actually sponsored by whip.comslash basewealth.
I'm going to get rid of those.
And I'm talking 9 milligrams.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'm not doing caffeine.
blue jackson in san antonio
I'm addicted to caffeine.
This is my favorite.
@chaotichermes
Nicotine is a white man's drug.
elijah schaffer
I like caffeine pouches.
I really like caffeine pouches.
I do love caffeine pouches.
I've tried them out.
They're amazing.
blue jackson in san antonio
Cappuccino.
It's very, very Latin coated.
unidentified
Sponsor us.
@chaotichermes
Caffeine.
America was built on cigarettes and coffee.
unidentified
That is true.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So was the Iran war.
You saw that, how much energy drinks and nicotine pouches they had to order?
From my understanding, I think they're ordering nicotine pouches.
I think they're ordering Alps.
Genetics And Stereotypes 00:08:41
elijah schaffer
They're not anymore, probably.
@chaotichermes
They're drinking Monster and fucking taking Zen.
blue jackson in san antonio
You know what's gay?
@chaotichermes
They're at the center and drink a coffee.
unidentified
Zen is gay.
elijah schaffer
The most Eastern European shit you've ever said besides the fact that the Russians aren't cool.
blue jackson in san antonio
Zen is gay.
They have a synagogue.
@chaotichermes
How are Russians cool in any way, shape, or form?
Name me one thing that's cool about Russians.
blue jackson in san antonio
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Want me to start?
Number one, the women in Moscow.
@sithlordgroyper
Number two, they preserved Orthodoxy.
elijah schaffer
Same battle for the Russians.
They preserved Orthodoxy.
Number three, My family's from Russia.
Thank you.
Number four.
@chaotichermes
You're German.
unidentified
Number four.
@sithlordgroyper
They give us a lot of money.
Number four.
elijah schaffer
They allowed my families to build the best cathedrals in the whole world under Catherine the Great.
Thank you very much.
Number five.
Number five.
One of the best things about them as well is they were able to keep orthodoxy alive during communism and survive it.
@sithlordgroyper
In all of the entire Eastern Front during the Turkish invasion of Greece, yeah, but didn't there be a whole communist where they killed like a bunch of Christians?
elijah schaffer
It was like, I didn't say the Soviets.
Listen, I'm gonna be clear, yeah, I didn't say the Soviet administration talking about the Russian people.
blue jackson in san antonio
Okay, I sound like the people who are like, Well, it's not the Jews, it's the Israeli administration.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, when you go overseas and people are like, I hate your government, I'm like, Yeah, me too.
And they're like, I do like Americans, not in Europe, Europe don't like Americans, and other Australians, but in Asia, they like Americans, they're just like, But they don't like our government.
They're like, You go to Vietnam, they're like, I don't like the American government, but they'll like you, and like.
That's how I feel with Russians.
I've never particularly liked the Soviet Union, but I've always thought Russians, and I also like this the low IQ Russian guys are like literal niggas, but they wear tracksuits and they pull that shit off.
They pull off a good Adidas tracksuit.
You got to give the Russians credit.
And also, and I'm jealous of this because I had to use medication to grow my hair back.
I've been open about that.
I had to grow my hair back using medication.
Even recently, I got back on it.
Also, joking in the court documents, it literally said he's a walking pharmacy, walking around.
Ramped up on finasteride and minoxidil, which are hair medications, by the ramped up as a walk in the pharmacy usually means like benzos and shit.
We'll talk about some funny stuff from some drama, but I love that one.
But there also, Russians make bald cool.
Eastern Europeans look cool bald.
Like, you know, a Russian guy's like, my name is Oleg.
And he's like, in a tracksuit, he's bald, he looks cool.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, but all Russians have hair.
elijah schaffer
You don't need hair.
@chaotichermes
Russians are retarded nowadays.
All the smart Russians got killed.
All the smart, intelligent, bright Russians, they got killed and murdered.
And nowadays, all the Russians are fucking arrogant pricks.
They go to, I met some in like Indonesia, even in Argentina.
They try speaking Russian with everyone.
Like, nobody knows your fucking shitty language.
blue jackson in san antonio
That's hilarious.
@chaotichermes
They're arrogant, they're low IQ, and they're just very lost hundreds of years.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, there is something to that.
Like, a lot of the smart Lithuanian guys did get killed.
A lot of them did get killed.
@chaotichermes
No, that's what I'm saying.
unidentified
It's sad.
@chaotichermes
He's right about that.
blue jackson in san antonio
But at least the Lithuanians are Catholics, you know.
I got to say, you know, you can't be educated and Orthodox.
You got to pick one.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let me check something here for you.
Number one.
I hate when people talk about Russians, like they're one people.
It's like talking about Americans and including like blacks and Mexicans in that stat.
You know, it's like Americans have a lower IQ than Iran.
And it's like, yeah, none of the whites, though.
It's like, you know, our test scores, our education system is so bad.
Our test scores are below everyone.
It's like, no, it's literally just blacks.
Okay.
You ever seen that map?
It's always them, okay, that are throwing it off.
But it's like, I love how they're like rapes are on the rise in Sweden.
No, Swedish people aren't just raping each other.
It is just the Arabs and the Somalians.
@sithlordgroyper
Immigration is on the rise.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, immigration is on the rise.
Let's not call them Swedish people.
Let's be honest, what's going on?
The thing is, I don't think I'm considered Aryan.
I'm not Aryan.
I'm pretty sure I'm considered Germanic.
I'm pretty sure I'm Germanic.
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, now you are.
You're natural platinum.
@sithlordgroyper
You look Aryan to me, pal.
@chaotichermes
Well, Germanic.
unidentified
You're not.
elijah schaffer
I think I'm considered like.
blue jackson in san antonio
What did that person say to you, Hermes?
@sithlordgroyper
Or anybody?
blue jackson in san antonio
What does it feel like to be the embodiment of the Aryan Nazi?
Or what do you remember that clip?
@chaotichermes
Oh, yeah.
How does it feel like to be the prototype Aryan or something?
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah.
unidentified
How does it feel?
blue jackson in san antonio
Dude, it feels amazing.
unidentified
I want to say it.
elijah schaffer
It feels amazing.
Very much no homo, but I was at Lifetime Gym today.
And I got to say this, he stayed at the gym longer.
I saw there was blue and he was like jumping up to grab the cables.
It was really funny.
He was like, like he had to go to the step stool.
unidentified
What, me?
Yeah, it was funny.
blue jackson in san antonio
I wasn't doing that at all.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, you had that guy lift you up.
He grabbed you by the leg.
unidentified
I saw you.
blue jackson in san antonio
I saw you chopping up with the Indian baddies in there, actually.
elijah schaffer
Priya Patel hit me up.
But no, but actually, I was going to say this Indian baddies, which I don't have.
I don't have.
But because this guy posted, this guy got roasted by some of the people.
He's asked if he should gain weight or lose weight.
Is that still up, by the way, Hermes?
unidentified
Yeah.
Is that a photo?
elijah schaffer
Let's ask the people here.
Because I was going to say something here that I'm actually pretty jealous of in a very respectful way.
This was a picture of a video here actually of blue at the gym.
That's him on the left in the blue collar.
@chaotichermes
I don't see what this time was like.
unidentified
This is hilarious.
@chaotichermes
This was Lifetime.
This was the Lifetime sauna.
That's what it looked like.
blue jackson in san antonio
It did look like that.
But, you know, to be honest, it's kind of hilarious to even compare me to something like that.
Like, that's so foreign to him.
elijah schaffer
It's getting to him.
Keep it up, guys.
Keep it up, chat.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's so foreign to me.
elijah schaffer
One's in the chat if you think that guy looked like blue.
One's in the chat.
Two's in the chat if you think that was blue.
And that guy's actually here.
And that's the guy from the video, but blue's in the video.
Three's in the chat if you believe in one and two.
Okay?
unidentified
All right?
blue jackson in san antonio
Four in the chat if you hate Jews.
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
I believe that.
No, but so Hermes put this picture up here and asked, should he gain weight or lose weight?
@chaotichermes
We're not beating the allegations by pulling up shirtless pictures.
blue jackson in san antonio
I said zero.
@chaotichermes
You're not beating the allegations.
elijah schaffer
There's no allegations.
It's all true.
I used to have in my bio everything you say about me on the internet is safe.
Look, you've got it bookmarked.
Yeah, it's bookmarked.
No, but.
unidentified
What the fuck?
elijah schaffer
You didn't hit like?
unidentified
That's kind of fucked up.
elijah schaffer
No, but the thing was, bro, are you.
Bro has good calf genetics or leg genetics.
I have that Germanic body.
It's the Eastern European.
I bring this up for genetics.
There's a difference in genetic frames.
Like, Eastern Europeans are more boxy.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
@chaotichermes
Yeah, 100%.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they have that.
Like, they have that.
Like, have you ever seen an, like, they talk about women hitting the wall at 30.
Have you ever seen an Eastern European guy after 40?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They turn into the same thing.
And you're turning into that.
@sithlordgroyper
But the thing is, you're on your way.
elijah schaffer
But they have, they have, like, he's like a tree trunk.
Like, his legs are like the size of my arms.
And it's like, like, like, like, yeah, together.
Like, like this.
Like, if you put my arms together, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like crazy.
And I don't think you're not even, are you squatting or no?
@chaotichermes
I mean, I played hockey for like 12 years.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, I was going to say, they have different genetics.
We're like, we are.
A little more lanky, like the Western Europeans, we have like more of a slender, tall frame.
Somebody today's, we'll talk about some of the drama.
They were like, Elijah has a forever double chin.
I took a video like this, which everyone has a double chin if you take a video like this, but apparently they don't know that.
And it was a Mexican that was talking shit on my genetics.
You shouldn't do that if you're But I was going to say, on the flip side, there is a very staunch difference in Eastern European male genetics, and also female genetics is weird because the females are really a little more slender and they have smaller tits and ass in Eastern Europe, in my opinion.
Not in Poland.
Poland, they have some decent tits, but in Russia, they have really small tits, and I like them.
@chaotichermes
Well, they're just malnourished in Russia.
elijah schaffer
No, I like the small tits.
Small tits are great.
I don't know what the obsession became with guys with big asses and big tits.
unidentified
I like little tits and little asses.
@chaotichermes
It was black culture.
Like, black people influenced all these white people to wanting, like, Curvy woman, no, you want like an aristocratic.
blue jackson in san antonio
Well, being curvy is not the same as having nice tits.
@chaotichermes
Here comes a black guy, fucking defending.
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, here comes a real ass.
I showed here comes a who's gonna lay down the truth.
@chaotichermes
I showed a video to Blue of a clearly obese woman, and Blue's like, What?
She's not obese.
blue jackson in san antonio
I said she was overweight, to be fair.
She's also way, way too.
elijah schaffer
We had mostly threes in the chats, by the way.
@sithlordgroyper
That was no, no, we have mostly fours.
unidentified
No, by the way.
elijah schaffer
All right, moving along.
blue jackson in san antonio
Your chat is anti Semitic.
Your viewers are anti Semitic, Elijah.
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
Now, but I'm not.
I love, I particularly support people like Alexis Wilkins.
And that's what I want to say.
I love country music stars, famous people like her, I love.
But a polymarket has kind of, you know, typically been pretty accurate.
Robots Vs Metal Jobs 00:03:15
elijah schaffer
And they're suggesting that we might be headed towards a larger scale conflict with the troops being positioned.
We now have over 50,000 troops.
From my understanding, they have not been removed, deployed to the Middle East.
Pentagon reportedly asked GM and Ford to begin producing weapons, reviving a World War II era model.
You know, one of the things that has been a little bit concerning to me.
Is that we have moved a lot of our manufacturing to China.
And the thing about milling machines, and I'm not a blue collar guy, believe it or not, I'm not blue collar, but people just see me, I'm like working on iron, you know, I'm an iron guy.
But gutting the Midwest was a huge crime, right?
And then when the Jewish Sackler family killed everyone in the South and the Midwest there with fentanyl, we ended up moving in a direction with really Percocet, but we moved in a really scary position where we actually do not have a very high rate of production.
And I think that the future of money is actually going to get back into domestic production facilities, particularly retrofitted for advanced computronics and also steel and iron and different types of metal works, because I think that we're headed towards a global conflict within our lifetime.
And I think that those, you're going to get huge government contracts to retrofit the machines and specifics for parts for like drones.
You know, I don't know.
I just really think that there's a lot of economic profitability in real blue collar work.
@chaotichermes
Well, yeah, 100%.
Once AI comes, I mean, first they're taking.
All the low skilled jobs, like you know, the McDonald's cashiers, the Uber drivers, the delivery, whatever it might be.
But after that, they're taking, believe it or not, they're not going to take the blue collar jobs.
They're going to take the white collar jobs, like doctors or lawyers.
Who do you want doing your surgery?
A human that might be having a bad day, that is stressed out, their hand might slip while doing a surgery, or a robot that's going to do it with 100% precision.
Do you want a lawyer that also might have issues during the day, or do you want a computer that reads all of the laws and gives you specifics with no mistakes?
AI is not going to take the blue collar jobs anytime in the near future.
Like somebody's going to have to do the manual physical labor.
blue jackson in san antonio
You don't think the humanoid robots, you know?
@chaotichermes
Yeah, maybe eventually.
blue jackson in san antonio
I actually have some experience with these machining people, and a lot of it is essentially done by robots now.
I'm not going to lie.
Machining, like metal machining work, it's done by robots.
@chaotichermes
I'm not saying just that, but like building houses, carpentry, whatever it might be.
blue jackson in san antonio
I think there's an interesting opening in the market for anybody who's.
Trying to, you know, be making doing metal work like you're saying, like they're not coming after that as a job, as a skill, as a production anytime soon.
You know, we're going to only need more of that kind of stuff.
So, I think it's going to become like the Renaissance times where everyone had their own little workshop, and it's going to be very decentralized.
Like, they're asking Ford to do it.
Is Ford really capable of doing a World War II style transition that's going to be all manned?
I think it's going to be robots.
@sithlordgroyper
The question is, why?
blue jackson in san antonio
Just like they do with their cars.
@sithlordgroyper
Why would, right?
blue jackson in san antonio
Or it's going to be done by Mexicans.
That's what they do.
Would they outsource production to Mexico with their trucks and everything like that?
Americanism Peak Era 00:03:39
@sithlordgroyper
Why would we be asking them to do this if we didn't plan on being in war with Iran for at least another six months?
And then they're announcing we might invade Cuba.
So it seems like we need more manufacturing because this war is nowhere near over.
We've been saying this on Rift for a couple weeks now.
You know, everyone said it was going to end after the ceasefire and it was going to ramp down, and maybe we wouldn't see anything for another at least six months or maybe until the next president comes on.
No, it's going to continue.
Maybe this whole presidency.
blue jackson in san antonio
Beautiful.
That's what I voted for.
Got what I voted for, award.
@chaotichermes
I'm curious to see where this, where everything is heading because it's kind of hard to tell.
I mean, in a sense, it's kind of hard to tell because it's not hard at all.
Yeah, but I'm saying more of like the timeframe.
Like we kind of see the direction things are heading in, but they, They're just accelerating so fast, and it's not hard at all.
elijah schaffer
You know, we literally were talking about last year when we did the 12 day war with Iran that we were going to be back at war with Iran soon.
@chaotichermes
Okay, but people were saying that for like eight years.
elijah schaffer
No, they've been saying that since 1995, but actually, it was the 70s since the revolution.
But, but, no, but particularly it was since 2000 when they wanted to go to war with Iran and then they couldn't figure it out.
So 9 11 was actually supposed to send us to war with Iran, that's what that was supposed to do.
And then we realized we had to take down the Islamic proxies first.
Because the American people wouldn't stomach a war with Iran because there's no way to connect them, right?
It was much easier to just be like, there's cave people, blow them up.
And now I hated Muslims when I was a kid.
I was like six and like, fuck the ragheads, you know?
And I didn't even know.
I hated, I would see a Muslim just be disgusted, you know?
Ted Koppel would get online and be like, the Muslims.
blue jackson in san antonio
I never saw Muslims in America until very recently.
elijah schaffer
Nightline.
Remember Nightline with Ted Koppel?
Dude, that was the peak of Americanism.
By the way, I wanna say this.
I am happy to have been like sentient and participatory during the true era of Americanism where you're like a kid and you're like 10.
And your dad's like, you can stay up late to watch Nightline.
Check this out.
We just killed a Mujahideen warrior.
And you're like, and you're sitting there like, Patriot missiles, a new shoulder to air rocket system developed by, I don't know, Raytheon probably or something.
And it's like, and it's like some guy.
Now we have like Palmer Lucky and weirdos.
And they'd be like, and they'd have like a suit.
They'd be like, thanks to the new Patriot shoulder to air rocket systems, we're seeing the war in Afghanistan probably coming to a close by September.
And it's like 2002, you know, it's like by September.
And you're like, whoa.
And it's like, we've essentially taken out the military and shown the world that we mean business.
And it's like, well, the Russians couldn't do this.
For 10 years, the Russians tried and they were unable to equivocate any sort of victory.
We've gotten this, and you see George Bush come up and he's like, Mission accomplished.
And you're like crying as a kid.
And it's like, and it just comes on.
Somebody would come on and be like, And I'm proud to be an American.
We're at least, dude, there was this time, do you guys not know this?
At Disneyland, they did this at Disneyland.
This is how much Americanism was at its peak.
At Disneyland, the lights would dim.
unidentified
Look this up.
elijah schaffer
And it would, the lights would turn patriotic across California Adventure.
At least I knew in California Adventure it would.
And they would play that song.
And I'm proud to be.
And everyone would stop in Disney fucking land, take off their hats, and everyone would just cheer, throw their assaults.
blue jackson in san antonio
They don't look at videos of this.
No, no, this is real.
elijah schaffer
Disneyland was in on this, too.
It was just like, dude.
And there was this moment, like, even by my house, like, we did, like, there would be random memorials for 9 11, and everyone would meet, and they'd be like, USA, USA.
And it would be on the news all the time.
And everyone was just excited, especially when we all got popcorn and stayed up to watch the bombing.
Of Iraq.
unidentified
It was an event.
elijah schaffer
It was a television event.
And you can watch the narration.
Disneyland Patriotic Lights 00:03:04
elijah schaffer
It's like, all right, they're coming in right now.
That's a bunker buster.
And we're watching pretty close.
And they had all the cameras set.
We watched.
It was like a fireworks show.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like every video game we ever had was all about the Middle East.
Remember Call of Duties, all of the battlefields?
elijah schaffer
No, before that, we had something called Conflict Desert Storm.
That was before Call of Duty.
It was Conflict Desert Storm.
@sithlordgroyper
Counter Strike.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, oh, dude, it was so good.
unidentified
Roger.
elijah schaffer
The bomb's been set.
You know?
And you always had, like, dude, it was.
Everything was just about destroying the Middle East.
And it was like, you know, that was cool.
That was cool.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
Well, I'd say the larger question now, if we are going to stay in a war situation in our country for the next, let's say, three ish years, how are the parties going to position themselves over the next, what I guess, two years until the election cycle again?
The parties and their positioning in this are going to be very important.
And it seems like Mom Dhani, he's already ready to go.
I mean, like people like Mom Dhani, they're going against the Israel cause.
I think it's like 60 or 70% of Democrats are already anti Israel, whereas the Republicans were taking a while.
They're taking much longer.
So the GOP, I think they're going to stay for the Israel cause.
It's going to lose them the election.
And I think the Democrats, they're going to start veering away and going with what their people want, at least on paper, verbally.
Their speeches will.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's a little hopeful.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, I don't know.
Someone has to do it, right?
And it's like it's the easy victory.
So, do you want the easy victory or do you want it to be hard because you support Israel?
I think the Democrats are actually supporting Israel.
blue jackson in san antonio
You know, I think we have a problem on our team, actually, because you just highlighted something.
You know, unfortunately, you know, Georgie, I have to criticize you because you're quicker to jump to we're going to go with Momdani.
He's the anti war candidate.
And we don't really respect our own candidates, right?
@sithlordgroyper
We have.
blue jackson in san antonio
We have like Paul Dan.
In South Carolina, we have James Fish back.
In Florida, we have, you know, we have Ken Pax, and he's still pro Zionist, but he's at least a patriot.
I think that there's people who are on our side, either publicly or secretly, that we need to be supporting because there's a chance for America.
Do they have a chance we can go back to saluting at Disneyland?
That's possible.
@sithlordgroyper
The difference is that Mom Dhani won his election, and, you know, Fishback, he's pulling at what, 10%.
Like the Republicans.
My point is that the Republicans are just not there yet, whereas the Liberals, they're beating us to it on the anti Israel stuff.
elijah schaffer
Do you know, Paul Dance?
Paul Danz was here.
Was that his name?
Yeah, Paul Danz was here the night before he, uh, he was in the studio actually here, sitting here the night before, uh, the night before he, uh, uh, dropped out of the race.
Dude, we, the amount of weird famous people that Blue brings around is weird.
blue jackson in san antonio
Yeah, it's kind of almost as weird as the ads you do for El Salvador.
You know, maybe we're both who KLA is a king.
elijah schaffer
Okay, listen to this.
blue jackson in san antonio
We're both Patriots.
That's all I know.
elijah schaffer
What about this that happened over the weekend?
Weird Weekend Mystery 00:06:29
elijah schaffer
Okay, so there was something really weird that happened.
Uh, Mystery solved.
The strange character at the top of Donald Trump's recent healer picture has been identified as a character on a cover of a book that was to be released that was posted on Reddit some time ago.
Below you can see the exact same character in much more detail in the book picture.
The book synopsis was about a guy in Chicago who goes to Ephron, the rename of Tel Aviv, and he basically walks Jesus to the path to thwart modern day ball worshipers.
unidentified
So you see this?
elijah schaffer
This was the character, the picture that Trump shared.
And everyone wondered what was this thing.
@sithlordgroyper
And it was actually a character from a Jewish novel.
It looks like.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, they love their symbolism.
I mean, they put it.
@sithlordgroyper
And it looks like that is supposed to be Baal or something, the big demon.
elijah schaffer
No, he's the demon that helps him thwart Baal.
unidentified
Ah, okay.
blue jackson in san antonio
Beautiful.
Even better.
@sithlordgroyper
So the Jews are working with demons to thwart Baal, and they think like Jesus is going to be part of that.
unidentified
Of course.
elijah schaffer
You just made a million healer trumps.
Take that off for a second.
I like this one too.
This one's one of my favorite ones that came out recently.
blue jackson in san antonio
Can you put the Candace Owens one on there?
unidentified
I love that one.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's the AI.
She's healing Nick.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I want to see if we can find this one.
This one was one of my favorite ones.
Maybe it won't pop up.
No.
But someone had made it with Jesus healing clavicular.
And I thought that was really funny, but I can't.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, good luck finding it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can't find it.
The search on X is horrible.
It just porn pops up usually.
blue jackson in san antonio
X is really fun.
@chaotichermes
Just for you, man.
unidentified
You know.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, X is such a shitty platform.
I'm not going to lie.
They make some new update every week that makes it even worse.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's all you have left, Hermes.
elijah schaffer
Hey, this ended up going off.
This post ended up going off where I said, Me, after finding out clavicular is stable, was what he was going through.
unidentified
I think I saw you in my sleep.
elijah schaffer
I like how people think that just because millennials, just because we grew up and had families, that it means somehow.
@sithlordgroyper
That's the average millennial.
elijah schaffer
That is the average millennial.
But just because we grew up and had children and stuff doesn't mean that we have our children with us and we can't dance while we're alone in our house.
@chaotichermes
Doesn't mean you can't take ketamine and dance alone in your room.
elijah schaffer
Where's the ketamine coming from?
Are you pulling it out of a girl's pussy or something?
Because I don't know where you're getting that shit from.
They don't have that shit in Dallas.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, I pulled it from a girl that came from England's pussy or something.
elijah schaffer
Why is that so specific?
@chaotichermes
I don't know.
It's so specific.
elijah schaffer
Why am I thinking about Nikki Rudd?
I'm not Nikki Rudd.
When I hear about ketamine and pussy, I think about Nikki Rudd.
Very weird.
@chaotichermes
It's a horse here.
No horse tranquilizer.
That's weird.
unidentified
Yeah, guys.
It's horse here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Also, I'm not fitting in my t shirts because I'm on TRT again.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It just makes you like, it's weird.
TRT is weird.
When you get back on TRT, I'm back on it for like five weeks now.
You like get bloated and you get, someone saw me on a video.
I looked bloated.
I was like, dude, I was on like opiates for like the long, like recently for like an entire, like what, eight days or something from getting stabbed in the hand.
You can still see the stitches there.
Georgia got mad at me and he was like, what do you mean you don't like the juice?
He's like, got me right in the hand.
He's like, you're saying Trump's granddaughter isn't hot because she's 18.
I'm like, she's only 18.
unidentified
You pervert.
elijah schaffer
Girls are hot until I'm 30.
@chaotichermes
Elijah, you said she's expired.
unidentified
Don't worry.
blue jackson in san antonio
What do you think of Ivanka?
@chaotichermes
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
unidentified
Uh huh.
You and I are.
elijah schaffer
He wrote when we need him.
What, Ivanka?
unidentified
I think she's Jewish.
blue jackson in san antonio
Crackable or no?
Is that a crackable?
@chaotichermes
Well, now she is.
elijah schaffer
She's always bad.
blue jackson in san antonio
Weird thing about.
elijah schaffer
Trump is talking about the Hindu Holocaust.
Trump is talking about the Hindu Holocaust.
No, by the way, it was legally prescribed opiates.
I was on like morphine, oxycodone, and hydrocodone for a while because I cut some nerves in my hand and it was really, really rough and it was stopping because I was having like nerve problems in my body.
I got back to the gym for the first time today in a while after the injury.
Which was fantastic.
I was supposed to go to the gym starting like two weeks ago, but when you take TRT, you need to be going to the gym.
That's the one thing they don't tell you because you will get bloated and you'll get puffy and stuff.
Like, is it a mass gainer?
It does.
It's like androgenic.
It's literally just helps you to grow.
And I think that that's what's crazy.
You see a lot of men today, they don't have a lot of like muscle mass and bulk, and that's directly related to the fact they don't have testosterone.
blue jackson in san antonio
Most women get fat if they just take TRT.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what happened for a week there.
But I was going to say this you know, with men, it's kind of interesting because, you know, we're talking about.
And I think Trump is a pretty high test guy.
But Trump cares about everything except for helping the people in this country that are hurting, which are white people, which are men in particular.
And he's back out defending the gays again in society, which is quite interesting.
Associated Press reported that the Trump administration has agreed to keep flying a rainbow pride flag at the Stonewall Monument in New York.
blue jackson in san antonio
Disgrace.
So, this is why I don't get how people can support Donald Trump.
Do you support this homosexuality?
unidentified
Go to that guy.
No.
blue jackson in san antonio
This is why I say it's gay to support Trump, man.
It's literally gay.
@chaotichermes
It's gay.
It's just gay to support anyone.
blue jackson in san antonio
People said Biden was like a pro gay president.
This is what I don't get.
Like, people just don't have eyes.
unidentified
So, this.
blue jackson in san antonio
Okay, but who's actually doing it?
elijah schaffer
Read this.
@chaotichermes
Read this article.
Bring it up.
elijah schaffer
Can you read that from here?
@sithlordgroyper
The Trump administration said Monday it will resume flying a rainbow pride flag on a federal flagpole at the Stonewall National Monument in New York City, reversing course two months ago after removing the banner from the first national monument commemorating LGBTQ history.
The government revealed the decision in court papers as it agreed to settle a lawsuit filed by advocacy and historic preservation groups who had sought to block the February 9th removal.
unidentified
Yeah.
@chaotichermes
I'm not sure what's going on.
@sithlordgroyper
A judge approved the deal.
The Interior Department and National Park Service, quote, have confirmed their intention to maintain a pride flag at Stonewall, end quote.
Lawyers for the government and the group wrote in a joint court filing.
I'm going to keep going here.
The flag won several pride events at 7.7 Acres Park won't be removed except for, quote, maintenance or other practical purposes, the filing said.
unidentified
Gay!
Benny Scandal Drama 00:11:49
elijah schaffer
I think that we might summarize the show there for right now.
We do have a lot of stuff.
@sithlordgroyper
If you scroll down a lot, we have a whole other block.
elijah schaffer
I know, but I think it's all culture.
I think we're at it's our yeah, but okay.
All right, we'll go there.
@sithlordgroyper
No, no, go down more.
Okay, this is it.
blue jackson in san antonio
How much more gay shit does this country need?
Like, how much more gay?
elijah schaffer
Okay, let's let's let's post.
I want to talk about this for a second, and I want to be really careful here because I have enough problem with women in my life that I already spoke, you know, neutrally here.
So Ashley St. Clair is a on a rampage.
She's like Rampage Jackson's son.
Uh, in the middle of a ring, a fight ring, just beating the out of people.
You remember that?
Um, so she, she, I, I have this weird millennial thing where Ashley's always been nice to me and always been good to me, and I just won't speak poorly of her.
Uh, because I, she's just been personally kind to me and nice to me, and I just don't, I don't attack people, um, for their own personal drama, but she kind of restarted her career, uh, now sort of like to, to, to dismantle the grifter conservative right wing movement, I guess you could say.
Is that right?
Is that basically what she's doing?
She's releasing videos kind of.
Because she was in this movement.
She was close.
She was close.
The last time I spoke to her was at a lifetime in Peoria, in Arizona.
And she has always been nice and helpful and communicative to me.
And she had called me up randomly one time and stated something quite interesting.
It doesn't matter.
Stated something quite interesting that I think is quite strange.
I wouldn't respond to any of that.
It's just people doxing you, just block their numbers.
She decided she's going to go after a lot of people that are also nice to me and friendly to me as well.
So I'm not going to attack them either.
But she went after Benny.
And just to clarify, in the dossier against me, it says that I had a lot of sleepovers with Benny Johnson as a kid.
That never had a sleepover.
But he was my childhood friend.
Benny Johnson is a childhood friend of mine.
He's a little bit older than me, though.
So, like, we're not sleeping over a kid that's a little bit older than you's house.
But we used to make videos.
That's kind of weird, huh?
We used to make like videos.
Mostly just like music videos and random stuff.
And, uh, No, it's like before YouTube.
It's before the internet.
We used to just make videos, home videos with my brother and sisters.
And we went to the same church and it was just kind of like a homeschool group thing.
And Benny's been always been really good to us.
And the show actually reached out to him today and just told him, like, dude, stay focused.
Don't let the drama get to you.
Whatever.
And I say the same thing with Ashley, too.
Don't let the drama get to you.
I think she was unfairly criticized by some people as well.
I don't want to play the video, but you can just bring it up here.
Because I don't like bringing up drama, particularly what she said.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
I don't like to replay it, but she kind of came after Benny Johnson and she's came after Ian Miles Chong today.
She came after Nick Sartor.
She came after.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, let's play it.
It's relevant.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
All right.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we're just talking about the news here.
ashley st clair
So, Benny, I have been sitting on the receipts of you for far too long.
You and your sociopathic behavior and the way you operate your businesses and your grift.
So, you want to go, Benny?
You want to talk about my children?
And make this personal, let's go.
Because I have been sitting on this for far too long.
And guess what?
A lot of people have been sitting on things about you for far too long.
And I will remind you that if you live in a glass house, stop throwing stones for your little Facebook dollars.
unidentified
TTFN, you're next.
ashley st clair
And Betty, I wouldn't even try to retroactively delete anything on Telegram because I backed it all up years ago.
Many, many moves.
unidentified
All right, so.
elijah schaffer
Like publicly, like, I think that the thing that she's saying is a lot of people basically have accused Benny of being gay.
And my opinion on this is pretty simple.
If he is or was, that would not hurt his career at all because his audience is like zillennial boomers.
And I think that they're totally pro gay, right?
So I don't really know what the damage is there.
But secondly, I'm kind of in the camp of like, well, if he used to be or was and isn't anymore, and he has a bunch of kids and he's having a bunch of white babies, he's doing a better job at repopulating the.
Country with white babies than all the straight guys are.
So good for him on that.
And it's not really my business.
His sexuality is not my business.
I don't know if you guys have a different opinion on that, but I don't think that it's really.
I'm not interested in this stuff, but I want to point out one point I think is interesting about this.
This is what I think is interesting about this Benny just came out against Israel like five days ago pretty hard and said that basically we need to boycott Israel.
And I don't think Benny's really had a serious public attack.
Besides just Milo Yiannopoulos posting bullshit as he always does, I found out today that Milo has been attacking me for a few days.
I don't even pay attention to him anymore.
And so there's a lot of irrelevant people, but I think that this catches people's interest because she's Elon Musk's baby mama.
And I knew about that for a long time before that was public.
That's not her business.
Her sex life with Elon is not my business either.
But I can't help but somehow connect the two that she.
This is coming out, and Benny Johnson did just have.
An anti Israel thing, and now like there's apparently a big dossier being released on him.
So we got Sneako getting punched, clavicular.
I'm not, I'm not claiming anything's happening.
I just, I just, it's just an interesting timing to me.
Do you think there's any relevance there?
I don't know, but I also don't think Ashley is working with anyone.
I think that she's, uh, I think she feels a little bit like myself and other people when you feel like a movement that you help build.
And she was a part of the original, you know, she was like DC Draino.
Um, I, she was with DC.
That guy, Ashley Sinclair's with DC Draino.
@sithlordgroyper
What's her like thing with Benny though, like specifically?
elijah schaffer
Well, this, do we all go back into high school?
We'll go back a decade ago.
@sithlordgroyper
Did Benny say something about her and then she said that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, Benny talks shit on her, basically, and her kid, I think.
And so, I think she's going after her person.
@sithlordgroyper
Because she wants to make the kid trans.
Is that what her mother said?
elijah schaffer
That's not true.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's not true.
@sithlordgroyper
I think I said that somewhere.
elijah schaffer
That's like a boomer slop point.
I don't think Ashley is a bad mother.
And I don't think that she's a bad mother.
And I don't think there's any evidence.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, he had some reason to say that.
I think so.
elijah schaffer
She made a post about trying to understand Elon's side.
And so he was like saying, Hey, and that's just a woman scorned.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, but that's like, that's drama.
That is like, we'll talk about it a little bit.
unidentified
Does that make sense?
@sithlordgroyper
I see why Benny said that.
I'm not shitting on her, but like, I see why he said it.
elijah schaffer
If that's, I'm going to become like Tim Pool when his co host is talking about the USS Liberty.
Be careful now.
Be careful.
No, no, I've known Ashley for a long time.
I know a lot of things about Ashley's life.
She knows a lot of things about my life, knows a lot of people's life.
It used to be like Flecka's, DC Drano, myself.
There was like a lot of like eras to this.
You guys don't really weren't here.
And my point is that she was around for that.
So she's privy to a lot of the internal drama.
And I don't want to pick a fight with Benny or with her because I just don't like to pick drama fights.
But I do think that Ashley is going to do a lot of burning down of people's lives in the movement.
blue jackson in san antonio
And as every e girl in this movement tends to do, right?
elijah schaffer
Well, but I think she's going to take, I think there's something going on here with the TMZ stuff and the DC office and the $100,000 bounty offered and what she's doing.
I think there's like a, we're going to enter into like a really big, a scandal breaking era.
Over the next few months, you're going to see a lot of scandals break, particularly sex scandals.
And I'm just glad that my stuff is either fake or it's already been blown out of proportion before.
I'm like, kind of not mad about it.
I'm like, you know, I'm holding on a lot of stuff as well with people.
And a lot of people's sex lives are pretty precarious.
I mentioned that.
I go, but they support Israel.
And so they get away with it.
But something's going on here.
And I just want to predict this right now.
You're going to see a lot of very, very calculated scandals with the highest order of congressmen and women, of senators, of administrative staffers, of Uh, there's just a lot of, and I know because I know what's going on behind the scenes, and I know people are really nervous.
And people, which is why I'd like to offer this right now.
I told you that I'm thinking about starting this.
I am offering paid services of navigating scandals in the public sphere, and I am.
People call me all the time to navigate their scandals.
You can get my number.
It's freely available, apparently.
Also, it's been published like seven times in the last week in court documents.
But if you would like to, make sure that you just know I'm offering paid services to help with scandals.
I do think that Benny is not a bad person.
I think he's trying his best.
I think Ashley got really screwed over in a lot of ways by the movement.
I do.
I think the movement was very unfair to her.
And I think that she got really disillusioned because I think another scandal happened.
Another scandal happened between her ex and a sitting congresswoman.
That happened quite a while ago at CPAC 2020, right before that, that probably will come out as well.
And I'm just going to say that I think that she's mad.
I think that people have.
I think people are going to have to resign that you think are the poster children, and some of your favorite MAGA people are actually quite deviant.
And you're going to find out.
And I'm not talking about Benny.
I think you're going to find out that there's a lot of sex scandals going on.
And I just have a feeling she's going to be involved in exposing them.
And I don't think anyone should.
Necessarily judge her for it because I think that she's really got nothing to lose.
That's my opinion.
She's got nothing to lose.
blue jackson in san antonio
I don't really recall her loyalty to the movement, but I do remember her doing an ad for a teal backed company right when she had that drama with Elon, right?
I think it was right after that came out that she had an ad sponsored by Peter Thiel.
So I don't know.
That's a red flag for me.
Someone like her who's so establishmentary and it's just kind of, you can never trust them, right?
I mean, how?
@sithlordgroyper
She's also just a woman.
Like, Well, that's obvious.
The red pill.
You just can't let women in politics.
blue jackson in san antonio
But there's some good Sarah Stocks out there.
There's some good ones left.
But what makes you say she's kind of on in the movement?
I don't really recall her being involved.
elijah schaffer
She was heavily involved.
She was a big Turning Point USA ambassador.
She was one of the biggest.
She would go out and hold up signs.
And that's how she got famous.
DC Drainor made her famous because he was dating her.
And she was at every soiree and event.
Ashley was.
A huge MAGA influencer for the entire first administration.
blue jackson in san antonio
No, I know.
I'm not talking about MAGA.
I'm talking about like our thing.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying she was everything that.
Yeah, she was one of the first major influencers in the MAGA movement.
unidentified
She was.
elijah schaffer
She was one of the biggest ones.
Asher Sinclair is one of the most influential first MAGA influencers in the first administration.
blue jackson in san antonio
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm talking about America First, kind of a different thing.
elijah schaffer
That's a different movement.
The movement is still MAGA.
MAGA still runs the country.
They're still in power.
blue jackson in san antonio
Oh, so you're just talking about internal politics.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm talking about a different movement.
unidentified
Yeah.
blue jackson in san antonio
Not ours.
elijah schaffer
Well, that was America First at the time.
That's when Nick was pro Trump and everything.
That was America First.
That was America First.
That was the first wave of America First.
blue jackson in san antonio
She's pro Israel, isn't she?
Cathedral Icon Movement 00:02:04
blue jackson in san antonio
She's Zionist?
elijah schaffer
I don't think so.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
No, I don't think so.
blue jackson in san antonio
Oh, really?
DC Dranos is Zionist.
@sithlordgroyper
Do we know for sure?
elijah schaffer
I have never heard her talk positively about Israel as long as I've known her or ever shill for Israel as long as I've known her.
And when her calling out people taking money to give talking points was her shitting on the pro Israel side of the movement.
So I don't think she's Zionist.
I could be wrong, but I don't think she is.
And I do not believe she is.
I don't think most girls are pro Israel.
@sithlordgroyper
It'll be interesting to see what comes of this drama.
I'm sure it's still in the beginning, you know, hasn't unraveled yet.
We'll see what happens.
I'm sure Benny will fight back at some point.
We'll see what he says.
elijah schaffer
Well, I guess we'll track it.
Also, some good news Catholic Arena posted in Australia.
There's getting its first new Catholic cathedral in over 100 years, the Diocese of Broken Bay.
What do you guys think about this?
So, this is the renderings here.
It's postmodern neo Gothic, is what they're calling it.
I feel like these just look dated and they don't like this.
I don't like this.
unidentified
Where is this?
elijah schaffer
Who's making this?
Australia, the Catholic Church, the Diocese.
@chaotichermes
Yeah, I don't know.
It looks interesting.
unidentified
It's Catholic.
@chaotichermes
Maybe it'll turn out better, but there is a big need for people to build more just beautiful things overall.
And I mean, they could switch it up, try to do something, I guess, more modern, something like that.
But there just needs to be more architecture and just beauty just created in the world in general.
blue jackson in san antonio
You don't like that.
I kind of like it.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't understand something about Catholicism versus Orthodoxy.
I actually don't know.
Question for you, Blue.
Why don't the Catholics put icons on the wall like we do?
blue jackson in san antonio
We do stained glass and we do statues.
It's Latin.
If you go to the Eastern right Catholics, they'll do the icons.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, the icons on the wall.
blue jackson in san antonio
But we're kind of more advanced.
elijah schaffer
I heard that it was also so that people get bored that they at least see the beautiful stained glass and they see the pictures of like the Jesus story or something like that.
blue jackson in san antonio
It is really nice.
We need to bring back the stained glass.
Like this cool design, sure, whatever.
But you know, the stained glass, the classic Catholic church style, you know, it's like everything that was old is always new.
Catholic Icons Question 00:15:32
blue jackson in san antonio
You know what I'm saying?
It's going to be forever beautiful.
Something like, you know, a cathedral built 500 years ago.
True.
Like some of my, Ancestors built the first cathedral in the United States of America in San Antonio, Texas.
I took Hermes there.
It's gorgeous.
I mean, it's timeless.
The design, the art, it's math.
So, no matter what era you're in, it's just going to be gorgeous.
You know, what I can't stand is the strip mall churches.
And, you know, actually, Catholics, I think, are the only ones who don't have a strip mall church.
I've even seen Orthodox strip mall churches.
So, but yeah, I digress.
elijah schaffer
All right, that being said, well, I guess we're going to cover one last thing.
Yeah, one last thing we're going to cover because I think it's actually kind of funny.
And I feel like it kind of needs to be addressed here just to remind you guys how ridiculous this is.
So suddenly I had my comment sections being flooded with calling me a child molester and a pedophile.
And normal Tuesday for me, right?
Normal Tuesday.
And I was laughing because it's actually from a transcript.
In a court document that my lawyers requested and my lawyers submitted to the court to show how ridiculous my entire ex wife's testimony has been.
And it's this document right here.
This is an official.
This is, I'm in the official court documents.
I want to clarify something.
unidentified
You can.
elijah schaffer
And I will.
I want to clarify.
I don't think I can.
Can I zoom in here?
unidentified
Yes.
Yeah, we can.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I'm going to release something here that wasn't released to kind of break the narrative that's going around here.
So, there's a section in this request for a restraining order, which I want to remind you I was never served in, never privy to any of the court hearings, and neither were my attorneys.
And it says here about these evidences, particularly 13, 14, 15, and 12.
And it says these all bear the voice and image of your husband, with the exception of 15, right?
Yes, sir.
15 is actually another post talking about allegations and quoting your husband, right?
Yes, sir.
And one of the concerns you have is they're quoting him admitting that he abused a child when he was a youth pastor, right?
Before he became an internet.
And she goes, Yes, a boy child.
Yes, a little, a 16 year old boy.
Yes, sir.
When he was at, and so there are part of your globally, your concerns with him in this video.
These things show some of the extreme views and some of the concerns you have about your children being alone with him.
This is a disgusting statement here that was done completely fraudulently of the court, is completely being contested.
And there's an entire retrial here because it was the court considered this to be not a suitable trial.
This was done with not only perjury, it was also fraudulently submitted without my notice.
And these hearings were done without anybody in my legal team present.
And you read this, and it broke the internet today because, or yesterday, because everyone's like, oh my gosh, he's a pedophile.
There's a few accusations made.
He had sex with a 16 year old boy.
And you might hear that, and it sounds absolutely horrible.
There's got to be some evidence for this, right?
There's got to be something really.
Terrible.
Well, when you get out of this into the court documents, you have right here, check this out.
You have, you know, what is the court doc, the actual evidence.
Here is the evidence that they presented about this.
None of you guys have this and you're getting it here on the phone.
This is court evidence that I am voluntarily submitting to the public.
Look at this.
Here's what they have.
unidentified
Said he DM'd you.
All right.
jaden mcneil
Yo, the Folklore Americana AI mod knocked that out, but I can still read it.
The Folklore Americana, former Elijah cameraman, former Nick Fuentes cameraman, made, he was, you know, he's a documentarian.
You guys probably are somewhat familiar with him.
He's done a lot of camera work.
He used to be Elijah's guy when Elijah first started.
He says, I know you didn't, you don't know these particular stories, but I worked with him before you did.
I knew that.
He literally told me he was gay and he was caught fucking a 16 year old kid in his youth group?
His father or him?
That's fucking crazy.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
The entire evidence in the court document for me being a child molester is my old disgruntled intern streaming to nine people legitimately, who has a hate AA log podcast about Nick Fuentes.
It's an obsessive podcast.
The guy who got caught masturbating gay porn on my couch, that guy, he reads a comment from another previous employee of mine who was fired.
For trying to steal a $6,000 camera and secretly recording me while drinking, and then tried to get a big fat white guy to beat the shit out of me while I tried to use the police to get my camera back.
Then he mocked me and said, You'll never be anything without me.
So I hired my friend, a childhood friend who I've known since we were kids.
By the way, I was young at this time.
I was like 24 years old when this happened, 24, 25.
And I had a childhood friend who I'm still very good friends with today.
He's married, has a kid.
And I hired a 16 year old who needed money.
And applied for the job to replace him to just stick it in his face, like, well, you're such a bad camera guy that I can literally replace you with a high schooler and he can do a better job than you.
Him just commenting on my post.
This is a podcast reading a comment from an ex disgruntled employee saying that with no evidence that I told him that I'm gay and I had sex with a 16 year old.
Not only is that not true, but it's so not true that that 16 year old who's now a grown adult is actually going to court to testify against my wife and everybody involved.
To explain, not only did that not happen, but that we're good friends today, and that there were no sexual encounters by myself between anybody, including any minors, not just him, girl or boy.
And that what's really sad is that he was an adopted kid who had legitimately had a meth mom.
He got adopted by my good friends, and I was helping mentor him.
And that's why I gave him the job, because his parents, who I'm good friends with, were asking me to mentor their son.
And he replaced this guy, and he's mad.
And so he says that happened.
That's the evidence.
I don't need to say anything else.
That's what's happening.
And I will mention one other thing, too.
Just one other thing to clarify.
I want to bring this up on screen.
Also, speaking of evidence, just a very funny thing.
There's also this claim from these documents, which we submitted to the court, that I'm on all these antipsychotic, schizophrenic medications.
It was blurred by most people who submitted it.
So let me just show you the original filings here.
Check this out on the screen.
These medications that are dated, like as if I've been taking medications my whole life, they're dedicated about two weeks before my wife asked for a divorce 12, 18, 25, 12, 23, 25.
Notice what it says at the top here new drug, new drug, new patient on the yellow right there from the council.
Now, these medications literally were prescribed for insomnia, okay?
For insomnia.
So much so, the Ezopiclone is literally an insomnia medication.
Quetiapine fumarite is literally at 100 milligrams, it is prescribed for insomnia.
And escotillopram is to help regulate your GABA while you're on these medications.
These are unopened bags.
You can see the staples still in them.
The staples are in the bags.
Where did these come from?
Well, somebody who lived in my house.
And why did I get them?
Because my wife asked me to go see a psychiatrist to go get sleep medication so I wouldn't stay up so late so I could spend more time with the family.
And I went and I tried to be kind to my wife and went and got some sleep medication so I could wake up earlier to spend more time with my kids because she didn't like that I worked a lot to try to pay for their life.
When I went and got the medication before I even took them, and I still have the bottles full of pills because I'm not on medication.
I've been honest with you guys about that.
unidentified
I have them.
elijah schaffer
They're gonna get submitted to court with the pills still in them.
She went and asked me to go get sleep medication.
And by the way, these are non addictive, non habit forming medication.
That's why they give you quetiapine so you don't get addicted.
She wouldn't ask me to get sleep medication and ask me to get non addictive sleep medication and ask me to get this medication so that she could get it, take a picture, her or her brother, allegedly, and she could use it to try to claim that I'm somehow insane or something.
That's how sick these people are.
And so they'll use a podcast clip from two disgruntled employees that are just making shit up with no evidence about a real employee, about a real employee.
Who's willing to testify against them, along with pictures of medication, invasion of my privacy that she asked me to get?
And then here's the best part.
Let me scroll down.
They say, but what about the Xanax?
What about the Xanax?
unidentified
Here it is.
elijah schaffer
Check that out.
What is that?
New drug.
New drug.
Where was the Lprazolam from?
Oh, that's interesting.
It's a week before because I had heart palpitations because my wife and her family were stressing me out so much with their bad behaviors we covered that I had to go to the emergency room for heart palpitations, which they gave me, oh, what?
A serious dose?
Let's go down here.
Oh, zero refills, 14 to help with heart palpitations.
That's why it was prescribed for heart palpitations and it was never re prescribed.
And I don't take it.
So, just to summarize these rumors that these bad faith people have encountered, you have an accusation of pedophilia, which is supported by a podcast of someone reading a comment from a disgruntled ex employee who, by the way, is a known liar, a thief, and also tried to steal my camera about his replacement.
It's a lie about his replacement employee.
And then there's this thread about medications which my wife asked me to get, which are not even open.
These are unopened medications.
These are unopened medications that are new.
First time prescribed, unopened, showing that I have not been taking these.
They just were given to me on her request.
It's sick, guys.
This setup, this framing, and this demonization of me is comical to the point where these guys can attest these pills still exist.
Yes, they are literally, I have shown you that we have the pills.
@chaotichermes
Yes?
Yes, they still exist.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're literally there.
You can just take the pills.
May even bring them all on the stream one time, but you can just take the pills.
They've never been re prescribed, they're there in the bottle.
And so, this kind of thing I want to show you guys how this level of framing happens, and I'll kind of end on this.
It's really crazy.
It's really crazy that you can go to court.
This is what women can do to you.
They can go to court without serving you, and it has been contested, and the court has accepted it.
Texas has accepted that I was not served and has given a retrial for all of these claims that have been placed on April 21st, based on the fact that we proved in court that I was not served.
There could be two hearings that you were.
I remind you guys, her legal team ignored all of our requests for comment once we found out from the press.
She leaked sealed documents to the press, her or somebody, somebody did in her camp, we believe, allegedly, to the press, to Will Sommer of The Bulwark, the same guy who was tasked with covering what?
The article about my exit and alleged sexual assault from Blaze, the same guy.
You see how it's all connected, the same guy.
And then her lawyers get back to us on March 6th, which this all defaults on March 5th.
Even worse than that, in this document we submitted, she puts my mailing address as her house for the document that they would mail to me when I lived at a different address.
So I would never even get the mailed document, thinking I would never find out about this or never be able to get it.
And during this entire time, we couldn't even get access to these documents from this trial, but the press had them, meaning.
I'm being lied about in the press and in court.
I can't even access them.
It's taking me time to get access, but they had access, so someone gave it to them.
So, to clarify how serious this is, you can have somebody go to court, not serve you, lie about you being served.
Their legal teams can ignore all your questions for comment.
They can release the documents to the press.
They can make claims that are being testified against based off of a comment on a podcast from disgruntled ex employees.
They can ask you to do something.
You do what you're asked to do by your wife.
They show medications that aren't opened, and you get, you get, uh, Painted as a guy who's been on antipsychotics that schizophrenic and molest kids based off of a comment on a podcast and medication that was never used.
So I rest my case there.
I think we're going to win really big on this stuff because it's very nasty what's happened.
And I just want to remind that I'm only telling this to men get a prenup.
And the first thing you're going to do is if your wife asks for a divorce, you're going to file a restraining order against her before she does it to you.
And you're going to get a lawyer.
No matter how much you think you might be able to save your marriage, no matter what you think you can do, women, when they're scorned and when they're mad or when they want a divorce, they will treat you like you are a Palestinian and they are a Jewish IDF soldier.
They'll shoot you in the head if they had the chance.
It's misconduct, it's procedural misconduct, it's unethical, it's unchristian, it's very dark stuff.
But you don't see me freaking out about it online or responding to people because it's so ridiculous that.
It's almost unbelievable that it's true, uh, that this stuff made it to court.
And my lawyer even said, He's like, if we were there, this stuff couldn't have even been admitted to court because it's so ridiculous.
But our court systems are corrupt, they're bent against men.
And if you're a woman, they would never have these hearings without you or your lawyer present.
But if you're a man, it's all okay for you to stay away.
And they'll do this.
And they said, They said, I, it's my last statement.
The Jewish Congress met last year and they said, We will, you want to get a lover, you want to get a girlfriend, we'll make sure they're not with you, we'll take away your wife, your children, they'll all be taken away from you.
And we know.
That my family is working with the FBI, as my brother in law admitted, and they're willing to use this divorce.
They want to integrate it into the testimony against me to try to get me to be bankrupt and take away this network with the Alexis Wilkins lawsuit from FBI Director Kash Patel's girlfriend using his legal team out of DC.
And it's so funny in this exact document, it says, and he thinks the FBI is after him.
He has thoughts of delusion.
Is it delusion?
Well, I'll let you decide that for yourself.
blue jackson in san antonio
It's not delusion.
And they can plant, they plant so much bullshit all the time.
That's extremely typical.
And you're in it like a civil thing.
I mean, I've been blown away at what the police are doing.
These are like supposed to be our guys on our side and just leaking my phone to the press.
I mean, that's unheard of.
Leaking your, I'm sure, unfortunately, there's going to be more leaks, right?
Throughout this whole thing, you know, it's unfortunately publicized.
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elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I will say this to my kids.
I just want to say this.
To my children in the future, dad loves you.
I've always loved you.
I offered your mother a very, very simple way out with a mediator.
And I decided that I wanted to make your lives as easy as possible.
Though we have a broken home, I don't want you guys to have a broken life.
And I want to make things as peaceful.
And to this day, I'll say this despite all these evils that have been enacted by.
People that I, you know, quite frankly, think have acted illegally and I think will be held accountable.
I'm going to say this I want what's best for you guys.
And I love your mother and never speak poorly of her.
And I believe, genuinely speaking, that the best path forward for all of us is to try to forget the season of life in the long run.
I know you're young now.
You're only like one and a half and three years old.
I know that your mother didn't let me talk to you on your birthday, didn't let you talk to me on my birthday.
It's very, very dark.
And it's, you know, it's a dark season, but, you know, sometimes darkness happens.
Sometimes we make mistakes.
But we all move past it.
We all grow up.
And I love you guys very much.
And I'm sorry that you have to go through this.
But thankfully, you have a father who doesn't give up, who will fight.
And I have spent already over six figures in legal fees just to ensure that these lies don't ever keep you guys from having a loving and a supportive father who will take care of you and will give you guys the best life possible.
You have a very, very clear minded, helpful, and good dad who loves you, who wants you to be a better man than he could have ever been.
And just realize that bad things do happen.
And sometimes people make mistakes, but ultimately, your mom and your dad, they love you very much.
And our disagreements should not get in the way of the fact that you guys are going to be the greatest two men that this country ever had.
And you will probably save the country.
So we'll leave it at that.
And guys, never let marriage or your problems get in the way of parenting your kids.
You never should.
It's very sad.
And I grieve, you know, for everyone out there going through dark things in their life.
My heart's with you.
Joining me today in the studio is Hermes.
Who I believe is an incredible individual.
He has six kids in Europe after his trip there, he doesn't know about.
@chaotichermes
Eight, actually.
unidentified
Eight.
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, where can we find you and follow you?
@chaotichermes
At Chaotic Hermes on X, most active there.
Chaotic underscore Hermes on Instagram.
And then Hermes did it again on YouTube.
I'm going to start uploading more again.
I took a little break.
But yeah, you guys can find me there.
blue jackson in san antonio
Check out his newest video on the Indian invasion of Frisco.
I was involved in that one.
We got banned from Costco, another place we're banned from, and the mosque.
Let's not forget the mosque, the third trespass we got.
Yeah, I mean, to everyone else who's watching, it's your responsibility to support.
Someone like Elijah, who you know essentially is sacrificing all of these things that you're hearing, really you're sacrificing it for this for the people watching.
I mean, these people watching, you know, you may not, uh, your fans that's that's what you're doing it for.
You're doing it to tell the truth.
Uh, I've always respected you for that, and uh, it's it's really on us on the movement to support you when you need it.
@sithlordgroyper
Where can people support you?
Where can they find you, Blue?
blue jackson in san antonio
Uh, I am based wealth on X. My name is Blue Jackson, and I'm also being attacked.
Case is essentially another case of lawfare out of Palm Beach County, the same county Elijah Schaefer is being attacked in.
And you can check that story out at gifsengo.comslash forced reset.
It's also in my Twitter.
But yeah, just to go out, I want to say, you know, all the drama, it's unbelievable how many people who are claiming they're on our side retweet this stuff.
They support it, they boost it, they promote it.
And that's why I say, you know, someone like Ashley St. Clair, like, what's she doing for you?
What's what?
unidentified
Where?
blue jackson in san antonio
What about us?
unidentified
Right?
blue jackson in san antonio
What about you?
It needs to change, and that's on all of you to make that change.
God bless you, and thank you all.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And I was going to say, just to make one last clarification someone said it's a public court record.
Why do you mean it was leaked?
It was leaked over a month ago before it became public.
That's all I meant, just to clarify.
But the rest of you guys watching, thank you so much.
If you want to follow Georgie.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, it's at Sith Lord Groyper.
You can follow me there if you have anything to talk about, if you have anything to bring up to Elijah, or you want to be on the show, or you want to be a writer for Rift.
We do need writers for Rift, so please contact me there.
If you have some articles already written, I would love to read a couple of your articles.
And if it's up to par and we like you, then we'll have you write for Rift and hopefully get your journalistic career started.
But yeah, it's been a great show.
It's nice to be here.
Hope you all have a great night.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
And by the way, we're back actually pretty happy with the numbers tonight.
We're back Monday through Friday, and I think we're going to be probably live all weekend except for Sunday.
Maybe Sunday, that we might be Friday, Saturday to catch up.
And I know it's always confusing to you guys.
We're brand new.
We missed two days.
We were doing some legal stuff in Florida.
I'm having to fly around the whole country.
If you know someone that has a brand that wants to sponsor the show, or you know somebody who's a potential investor, we have a few people who are really interested in helping us right now.
We have some big meetings that we've been flying around doing, and we have some interest, some people that are helping us to relaunch and to reestablish ourselves.
But, you know, we've always been great to, as well, to push you guys.
And while we have time on the show, if you have a small company, And you're a regular viewer of the show, and you support on locals or whatever it is, and you want to push a product or put site to your merch site or your small business candles or whatever it is for free, even.
If you're a small business and you just want to let people know what's going on, we're down to help support in any way possible.
Reach out to Georgie.
If it works, then we'll do it.
If it doesn't or doesn't fit with the show, or it seems a little bit too scammy or something like that, we don't want to push scammy products or fake businesses or anything like that.
But if you've got something real, your wife's got a candle business on Etsy, we're down to give a shout out to it and let them know in the process.
Thank you guys so much again for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive Only on Rift TV.
Check out our new articles, which are a few and far in between, but it's nice.
You can keep up with them every week, one or two a week.
Have a great rest of the week, and may God bless the United States of America.
I'm signing out.
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