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April 11, 2026 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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SHOCKING CONFLICT BREAKS OUT IN IRANIAN PEACE TALKS?! | SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE

Elijah Schaffer critiques failed Iranian peace talks and the release of $7 billion in frozen funds, labeling it capitulation. He alleges psychological warfare against white men via seed oils and medical sabotage while praising China's homogeneity. Schaffer theorizes COVID-19 was a CCP strategy to suppress bourgeois elements, discusses Cuban electoral sovereignty, and attacks gender dynamics, claiming women weaponize femininity in courts. He promotes an OnlyFans account, speculates on Pop Smoke's death, and denounces liberal elites before signing off. [Automatically generated summary]

Transcriber: CohereLabs/cohere-transcribe-03-2026, sat-12l-sm, and large-v3-turbo
Participants
Main
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@australiantalk
15:48
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@sithlordgroyper
x 30:58
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elijah schaffer
01:46:26
Appearances
b
bret baier
fox 00:32
c
chuck schumer
sen/d 01:06
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john fetterman
sen/d 00:54
k
keir starmer
gbr 00:59
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lindsey graham
sen/r 00:49
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marjorie taylor greene
rep/r 00:40
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translator spanish
03:33
Clips
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benjamin netanyahu
isr 00:07
d
dasha burns
politico 00:24
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donald j trump
admin 00:09
j
jd vance
admin 00:27
j
jesse watters
fox 00:09
k
kristen welker
nbc 00:24
p
peter schweizer
00:18
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Speaker Time Text
Contradiction in Diplomatic Support 00:15:05
jd vance
Thanks for coming.
Look, we're looking forward to the negotiation.
I think it's going to be positive.
We'll, of course, see.
As the President of the United States said, if the Iranians are willing to negotiate in good faith, we're certainly willing to extend the open hand.
If they're going to try to play us, then they're going to find that the negotiating team is not that receptive.
So we're going to try to have a positive negotiation.
The President has gave us some pretty clear guidelines, and we're going to see.
So I hope you guys have a safe flight.
We'll certainly take some questions later on, but for now, let's get on the plane.
elijah schaffer
Welcome back to another episode of Slightly Offensive.
I got my in here IFBs now.
So, you know, it's a really important show today.
We're talking about it's a Friday night, and everybody woke up today and you said, What's important?
Well, there are peace talks going on in the world right now, particularly in Pakistan.
Pakistan has become my new favorite country after living around so many damn Indians here in Frisco, Texas.
I decided I am now a Pakistani patriot.
Ladies and gentlemen, I now support Pakistan.
Arm them with nukes, give them firearms, go to war with India, please, for the love of God.
Well, it looks like India is the peacekeeper.
There are talks underway with Jared Kushner, who we were promised was not going to be part of this administration.
Plus, we're finding out that there's unilateral support for Israel across the board.
Plus, I want to get into some finer notions.
Maybe you guys have been wondering, why does the UAE, why does Saudi Arabia work with Israel and why does Iran not?
They're both Muslim.
Maybe nobody's ever kind of explained that to you.
And I feel like I can break that down tonight, explaining why the countries work the way they do, why a Muslim country would fire on another Muslim country and why not all of them hate Israel.
Additionally, we're talking more about the Indian takeover here in Texas as it's getting really bad.
And the DOJ has just prosecuted one of the businesses that Sarah Gonzalez exposed for Blaze TV.
So we called them out, like, actually, we called them out a few months ago.
We're like, you've done nothing in the state to help anybody.
And then now they went and did something.
So congratulations to Sarah on that.
Credit due where credit's due.
It's good, good work there.
I'm tired of having H1B serve me chicken today.
So, Dag G Bondu, get the hell out of my kitchen.
Plus, we're going to be talking about some more funny videos.
This is a Friday.
And we're going to do Collins on Discord.
We've got all that and so much more coming up.
I'm joined today in the studio on a solo show because my guest could not make it.
He is getting checked for AIDS.
Blue has AIDS and he's dying.
Another one of my friends who has that, his name is Georgie.
He's here producing.
Welcome back to the show.
unidentified
Hey, everybody.
@sithlordgroyper
It's Georgie.
Good to be back.
Fucking confetti never works for me.
I think that's someone's sabotaging the show.
It's going to be a good show, though.
We've got a lot to talk about.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So let's just jump straight into this.
It's kind of interesting here.
Now, the base of Democrats do not support Israel.
And the reason why they don't support Israel.
Simply is because why?
Because they care about Palestine, but for different reasons than we care about the Palestinians.
The left cares about Palestine because they view them as victims of colonialism, which is true.
Fact check, true.
But they viewed as victims of imperialism and they believe in a weak West, a unilateral globalist system of reduced population.
However, when Israel reduced the population of the world, suddenly they're mad.
I never can follow the left's logic here.
They want the population reduced.
Israel says, okay, we'll take out 70,000 kids and women.
And then they go back and they get mad.
I do bring up a contradiction, though, to everybody who believes that the Iranian regime killed 40,000 innocent civilians during the entire war, where they flattened and carpet bombed villages, all of Gaza.
Estimates from UNESCO and UN are that it's about 71,000 to 93,000 Palestinians murdered.
And they believe that in three days of protests, the Iranian regime killed almost half of that.
That's how you know it's bullshit, okay?
You just know that comparison.
Use that and keep that in your repertoire.
But John Fetterman has something to say.
Let's get into the Iran war peace talks.
Let's start it.
unidentified
It's casual
elijah schaffer
Friday and John Fetterman took the note.
He, uh, Georgie dressed up as John Fetterman today.
Congratulations, Georgie, on that.
Looking good today.
@sithlordgroyper
Casual Friday, Sith Lord Goiper, you know?
elijah schaffer
I noticed you guys are both had like strokes and are slightly retarded, so that's also good too.
unidentified
Check this out.
That's true.
elijah schaffer
John Fetterman is back here, and I don't know if I love him or hate him, but his love for Israel has everybody kind of concerned in the populist base.
Check this out on Jesse Waters on Fox News.
unidentified
Watch.
jesse watters
Well, you're the most civilized Democrat, and you're wearing a hoodie.
So go figure, Senator.
john fetterman
Yeah, I mean, I. Don't listen to me about fashion, but I think more Democrats should listen to me and say, be on the right side of history and holding Iran accountable.
And if you have to pick a side, pick our side, pick civilization, pick Israel.
There was just a poll, I think it was today.
Pew pointed out 80% of Democrats view Israel negative.
Like, that's insane.
You know, that's our special ally.
That's the only place in the region that has the kind of values and the kinds of way that we live and what we want here as a Democrat.
How is that possible that eight out of 10 view Israel in a negative thing as Democrats?
And I know it's even more and more unpopular about standing and agreeing about Epic Fury, but I will be the only Democrat in my caucus that's proud to stand with Israel.
And I also think Epic Fury was necessary.
And I'm going to continue.
unidentified
Good.
jesse watters
Well, Senator, thanks for joining Jesse Watson.
elijah schaffer
He just short circuited there.
And I just continued.
Do you know what that's like?
John Fetterman actually is sort of the quintessential American.
He really does because he's like a Democrat.
He supports Israel.
He doesn't understand why.
He's got all the talking points.
And he's just kind of like, he's cosplaying.
And as you know, from Alexandria Ocasio Cortez all the way to our favorite Muslim trio to John Fetterman.
The Democrats decided to just get people that look like Americans.
And John Fetterman is fat.
He's bald.
He's retarded.
He's disabled.
And I don't know.
That's actually me to say he's retarded.
unidentified
That's rude.
elijah schaffer
That's rude.
He's retarded in the fact that he supports Israel, but he's disabled and he's relatable, right?
He's relatable.
Like there was, I've never seen someone support Israel that's relatable.
Do you remember that one time?
They surrounded his office or his home.
I think it was his office on the Capitol.
And he went on the roof with a three inch Israeli flag and went, woo!
At all the protesters.
And that was like relatable.
It was like, you know, you're just trolling your people there.
But jokes aside, remember, there's real consequences to electing these individuals.
And what he's saying here is very, very important.
We do not care what our base wants.
That's a really important statement he made.
He said 80% of our base does not support Israel, aka they view them in a negative light.
It's a very politically correct way of saying they don't want us to support Israel as their representatives.
But he's saying, I'm going to support them.
I'm not going to represent my base.
I'm going to do what the uniparty wants.
That's the danger of the political uniparty.
They don't actually care about you.
And so just because they look like you doesn't mean they care about you.
And that's vital.
Like Lindsey Graham is the average American.
Gay sex on a Tuesday, gay porn on the Wednesday, Disney World with a woman's wand machine on Thursday, Friday shooting guns to recover his image.
Who hasn't been there?
But at the same time, Lindsey Graham is actually evil.
I have a clip here that I thought was insane that I want to bring up in a second here.
Lindsey Graham was asked about.
Trump's remarks on, there's a go to the peace talks about blowing up the Middle East.
And his response was kind of crazy.
He actually just laughed.
Check this out on Fox News.
Listen.
bret baier
She's about just some criticism within the Republican Party.
Peggy Noonan with the Wall Street Journal.
She references the Trump's truth socials.
The whole civilization will die tonight.
Open the effing straight, you crazy bastard.
She says, you destabilize the world when, as the American president, you say such things.
You make all the babies in this delicately poised, always knockdownable world less safe.
You rob your own nation to claim the moral seriousness.
In the military action in which it's engaged.
She goes on to say it allows them to pretend they're fighting for the continuation of their people, not only the continuation of their regime.
How do you deal with that crisis?
lindsey graham
Are you looking for her to have the Iranians change the behavior?
She's the problem, not the solution.
He's talking to a specific audience.
He's not talking to Peggy Noonan.
He's talking to bloodthirsty killers who have slaughtered 45,000 people who are demanding a better life, took a girl off a bus, 16, and beat her to death.
Because she didn't wear a head scooter.
bret baier
So, you think the language is okay?
lindsey graham
I think the outcome is what I'm looking for.
And if you're talking to stone cold homicidal maniacs, you need to speak the language they can understand.
To all these people who want to criticize Trump, what did you do with Iran?
He's the first guy to take this regime on.
He's destroyed their nuclear capability, he's obliterated their missile program.
We're not done yet.
I hope we can end this to diplomacy.
But I'll tell you this for the Iranians.
I just talked to Trump today.
If you don't take this deal, you're going to regret it.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
What is he going to regret?
Why is he going to regret it?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's an interesting action there.
You know, one of the complaints in the, you guys, we're in the pilot episodes.
If you're just joining, we have not figured out a lot of things about this show.
We're relaunching from the ground up.
It's a brand new show.
This is slightly offensive.
The final season, actually.
That's what this is the final season.
It's the final season of America.
@sithlordgroyper
And it'll last 40 years, everybody.
This is the last season.
It'll go for 40 years.
elijah schaffer
Well, the goal is hopefully, yeah, the goal is, and we have some new shows starting.
We're also going to be on kick starting on Monday, probably.
That's right.
unidentified
100%.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, 100%.
We also got the back screen issue fixed today for those that have been watching.
And behind Georgie, we finally got his monitor back there going.
unidentified
Yeah, that looks good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's pretty cool there.
And he got his icons.
No, but Lindsey Graham is saying the same thing.
Look, it's not over.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's not over.
And the reason why we know this, we're talking about the contradiction of what's going on in the Iran peace talks.
And I think it's important to bring up one of the main problems is that we are in a position where we have individuals.
That are negotiating for us that were not elected.
Jared Kushner, the husband of Ivanka Trump, is there.
Now, Jared Kushner, who is Jared?
Why is he negotiating for us?
Jared Kushner took $2 billion from a Saudi fund.
Okay, he has a contradiction here.
He's a competitor of Iranian oil and he's there negotiating.
Who told Jared Kushner to do anything?
Jared Kushner is a boy wonder.
He has a face of a nine year old.
People say he gets carted every time he tries to buy a bottle of alcohol.
He gets carted every time he tries to buy a boidle or whatever they call it these days.
But the question is, why is he there?
Well, Chuck Schumer has stated kind of where these talks are going.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it's interesting because now the Democrats are doing the media circuit, coming out defending the operation, Epic Fury, as well as the war objectives.
And so now their criticism of Trump is that he didn't go far enough.
unidentified
Correct.
@sithlordgroyper
Let's watch.
unidentified
Listen to this.
chuck schumer
The bottom line is that Iran still has its nuclear stockpile, its nuclear ambitions are still unchecked, if not accelerated.
And finally, American credibility.
The nations of the world are furious at Trump.
The Europeans, the Asians, even the Middle Eastern allies.
They say, what the hell is he doing?
And the United States' diplomatic position and credibility in the world is dramatically worse because of this war.
So, just in summary, just in summary, this war has made us worse off today than before it started.
The war made us worse in terms of control of the United States.
@sithlordgroyper
Because we didn't do enough for Israel.
chuck schumer
The war made us worse in terms of the strength of the Iranian regime.
The war made us worse in terms of high gas prices.
The war made us worse because Iran's nuclear missions have been unchecked.
And the war made us worse.
because American credibility is down the drain.
elijah schaffer
There's a nine year old girl underneath his podium that he's making sure she's doing her job.
That's a really dark statement.
But obviously, we know the point is this is all cover up from the Epstein files.
I think it's pretty remarkable here what Schumer is saying it's worse off because Israel did not get its objectives.
And as we talked about in yesterday's episode, the United States did not reach its objectives.
We didn't reach a single one.
And I'm kind of sad because I lost a really good friend through this because I didn't support the war and he's mad at me still.
And I'm like, why don't you come on the show?
And why don't you tell us why I'm wrong?
I actually invite anybody, if you are prominent enough, Or you have some, you don't have to be prominent.
You could just have some demonstration.
I always say that, like, you have to have some sort of backing to come on the show.
You don't need to have 10 million followers.
We're never about that.
A lot of times you're just Nikki Rudd and you just show down, you know, Ben Shapiro one time.
You have to prove yourself to come on the show.
Or you could be a viewer of the show.
Sometimes we have Two Protects, One and Others.
He started his live stream.
Make sure you check it out.
He's got great analysis and all this.
But Chuck Schumer, who is Jewish, came out and said, you know, it's horrible.
This is where we have a contradiction.
It looks like everybody's not happy with where this ended, which means I don't think it's ended.
I think it's just on pause.
It is on pause now because American military might has not been able to promote or push its full backing.
And what do they mean by that?
I want to bring up something very important here from my page that I think is kind of crazy.
It's that we have not, sorry, Iran said they cannot even open up the strait because the Americans destroyed their minesweepers.
And so we cannot actually find all the mines in the strait.
So people are constantly saying it's open, it's closed, it's closed, it's open.
And we actually have a very interesting, crazy, where is this in here?
I think this is.
NATO Pressure on Lebanon Conflict 00:09:21
elijah schaffer
Down here, let me see if I can find it.
We'll touch on this in a second, but I found this timeline here.
We're not going to read through the whole thing by Daniel Faubert, Arrogance0024, stated basically, this is what it looks like.
Iran says the strait is closed.
unidentified
You go down.
elijah schaffer
Trump says its strait is open.
Marsek says it needs clarity.
The fourth ship turns around.
The fourth ship is still thinking like you've never seen.
It's a beautiful thing.
It's totally open, Trump says here.
800 ships remain in the Gulf suddenly after.
Then Iran tolls of $2 million.
Russia and China veto UN resolution on Hermuz.
Israel bombs Lebanon.
Ceasefire is now at 11 hours old.
Hags says the strait is open.
Going down and down and down.
20,000 seafarers are still trapped on the ships inside the Gulf.
Nobody has coordinated with armed forces.
Considering the fact that most of these shipmates, I believe, are like Pakistani, Indian, and Bangladeshi, and Indonesian, is it really bad if we trapped them all?
Maybe we should sink all the ships.
Maybe it would fix some problems.
There is an invasion going on in Spain that we're not talking about.
There are Epstein files, and there's actually a multilateral conflict we'll talk about.
But the reason why Hormuz is important is because this actually puts pressure on our enemies, and they're not happy.
Russia and China are not happy.
Okay, China gets a lot of its fuel out of this port.
A lot of our allies, including Australia, get their fuel out of this port.
They're already rationing in Australia.
Shout out to my Aussies out there.
Yes, some of you have been very cruel to me due to your tall poppy syndrome.
And I feel like I made a mistake.
I tweeted out that I wasn't going to work with Australians anymore.
And then Ben was on last night and everyone's like, do we have an e girl coming on soon?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Wait till you see Georgie's giant prosthetics tits.
unidentified
They're so big.
elijah schaffer
Christy Noam said she might leave her husband for him.
Yeah.
Pretty good stuff.
Christy Noam, who kills dogs and just fucks transgenders.
I mean, what a great woman.
@sithlordgroyper
Can I just say, I'm tired of the lying.
I mean, it's been nothing but lies since the beginning of this operation, really, since the beginning of the.
Administration overall.
I'm really tired of the lies.
I'm tired of the flip flopping.
At least if you're going to go against our interests, be transparent about it.
So far, it's been nothing but a bunch of gobbledygook and it's total bullshit.
We're not happy with this.
What's this?
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
We're not happy.
So, Turkey weighed in on this.
The president Androgan weighed in.
Androgan, is it Androgan?
Androgan?
unidentified
I don't know.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, he weighed in on this very pertinently.
Just reminding you as well, too, I did say we had audio.
I don't think we have the podcast up.
So, by next week, we should have this available on audio only.
Don't forget to subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Google Play Stores, as well as a few other examples.
But this is important here.
unidentified
Listen.
@sithlordgroyper
You won't be able to.
elijah schaffer
He says, I'm going to tear this down so I can kind of bring this down here.
@sithlordgroyper
I just have to read it.
So, yeah, so basically, the translation is in the tweet.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
He says here President Drogan, on the day of the ceasefire, Israel killed hundreds of innocent Lebanese people.
Netanyahu's blinded by blood and hatred.
If it was not for Pakistan mediating the war between the U.S. and Iran, we would have shown Israel its place.
So, this is a very deep statement.
Turkey, who was a NATO member, Turkey is sort of one of the sleeping giants in the world.
Just like Iran was a bunch of, you know, sheep herders and goat fuckers.
And then you realize the sheep herders and goat fuckers are just the Indians living in New Zealand.
Like, that's what's happening there.
@sithlordgroyper
We talked about this the other night, actually.
Israel's posturing towards Turkey lately, and it seems like now they're responding in a way to that.
elijah schaffer
This is a NATO member saying they're willing to bomb Israel if needed.
Yeah.
The reason why Turkey doesn't do this is several reasons.
Number one, obviously.
There's going to be NATO pressure.
There's going to be EU pressure.
There's going to be problems because, you know, they have the EU pact, right?
If one NATO pact, if one is attacked and all are attacked, type of thing.
And if one is attacked, it's not even a NATO member like Ukraine, we still all attack.
If you draw Turkey into a war, that would really test the limits of NATO, that would test the limits of the regime.
Now, how big is the regime?
Now, to kind of bring in a little bit of things for the younger audience here, you know, the regime obviously is taking control in many ways that I think are beyond the power of Turkey.
What's weird is on TikTok now, when you search up Oracle on TikTok search, TikTok was bought by David Ellison, I think, right?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, correct.
elijah schaffer
David Ellison, a powerful Jewish IDF donor, in response to the October 7th attacks being broadcast on TikTok and commentary being unfiltered, they had to buy it in order to suppress freedom.
Now it's actually so censored that if you look up Oracle to try to look at videos about the Oracle purchase, it suggests that you follow Israel's page.
I tested it myself.
It suggests you follow Israel, the state of Israel, official TikTok.
Yeah, that's what it suggests for you to follow.
It just comes up.
It says, follow Israel.
So you can't even find videos about the purchase per se.
They could be found through some searching, but there's really this control method with the younger generations.
But I think that the problem is that there's going to be a level, I kind of consider Turkey to be like a Gen Z country, right?
They're sort of on board because they have to be on board because you're born into the system, you got to work in the system.
But ultimately, Turkey does not support Israel.
I believe that Ndrogan also is a very, very powerful nationalist leader who has heavily negated and stood against the mass influx of immigrants into Europe.
He is a typical nationalist.
I think he's a wild card.
And I do not think that the United States or Israel has paid enough attention to them.
And I don't think that Turkey is going to stand by without a lot of concessions from the United States or military arms sales or massive economic influx and investments.
They're not going to stand by and watch Israel bomb Lebanon because Lebanon, Lebanon, like I want to talk about the Lebanese incursion going on here.
Israel says they're bombing Lebanon because of Hezbollah, right?
So they're blowing up these civilian targets.
What about the 1982 incursion from Israel?
I don't think Hezbollah existed in 1982.
I might be wrong.
But my dad was in Lebanon during that time.
They came in and killed the pastor he was staying with, the Muslims did.
So it's not just Israel, but Israel was bombing overhead and they had, you know, he was there during the bombings in Beirut.
You know, that was a lot of Marines were killed in Beirut during that time, too, the Beirut bombing.
I think Marines, yeah.
A lot of that was a crazy evacuation story.
So Lebanon is not some new target.
And with Israel annexing this buffer zone, I asked the question Does the buffer zone stop Hezbollah rockets?
No.
Does the buffer zone stop Shahid drones smuggled in?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Does the buffer zone do anything but displace and annex land?
Yeah, of course.
This is part of the Greater Israel Project, which we talked about last night.
The Interior Minister, or I think the Foreign Minister of Israel, one of the two, Came out publicly and said that they're just going to annex Lebanon.
And the Lebanese people are, in my opinion, in some ways, very much allies to the United States, not to the United States, to Europe.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, there's a paired tweet that goes with that.
Netanyahu responded to the Turkish prime minister, president.
It's the one right after.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if I see that.
You're going to have to highlight the history of Lebanon.
@sithlordgroyper
We will have to highlight Lebanon.
unidentified
It's in bold.
elijah schaffer
Give me a second.
There's no link there.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, nice.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Sorry about that.
There's no link.
However, I did want to bring up a little important caveat here.
Something people don't know about Lebanon is Lebanon's actually been an ally to Europe.
I'm not going to put up a lot of it, but check this out.
Back in 1942, when the Russians and the Germans were taking out socialists in Poland, and when there was the takeover of Poland, many people know already of the ghettos, the Jewish ghettos that existed in Poland.
It was actually Iran that accepted the Poles.
116,000 of them.
This is a small documentary.
We'll watch about a minute of it.
Check this out.
unidentified
Out of the land of Poland there came a band of refugees.
A nomadic company now arrived at the Transcaucasian foothills after an exodus that started four years ago.
The fragment of a migration which has wended its laborious way through Russia to Persia.
You see here a typical family caught up in the pathetic tide.
Their name is Kobalski, a family of six.
Father, mother, grown-up son and daughter, and two small children.
They have managed to escape the separation which has broken so many thousands of other families.
elijah schaffer
To 1942, watching white immigration, Poles have obviously immigrated all across Europe, especially during economic hardship.
The crazy part is, Poles are now emigrating out of Western Europe back to Poland, who is, I think, now one of the top 100 economies in the.
10 economies in Europe and is now poising itself as being one of the last countries that is fighting against the invasion.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, traditional.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and you know, I've met a lot of Polish politicians in my life, and it's just interesting.
Like, they don't tell you that Iran helped Poland during World War II.
That doesn't fit the narrative, that doesn't fit the story.
Polish Nationalism and Iran Aid 00:14:51
elijah schaffer
What is that?
Why?
Because it doesn't, I don't know, it doesn't follow what they want you to know.
Now, like we talked about, you know, we have a lot of lies.
A lot of people are not talking about Turkey.
We're one of, I think, the few shows talking about Turkey.
The fact that, you know, we see a lot of counter signaling going on.
Potential conflict here, at least in Lebanon.
You may see Lebanon being armed by Turkey.
You may see Turkey offering air defense.
You may see Turkey offering countermeasures against the Air Force of Israel by offering shoulder to air missile systems that, of course, are purchased from the United States.
Their United States armament.
Turkey's Air Force is, I think, the biggest in Europe.
Am I wrong?
@sithlordgroyper
I believe you're right.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And before people say that Turkey's not Europe, listen, I know it's Eurasia, but at the same time, it is.
It was the center of European capital.
We're talking about Constantinople here.
This is very serious.
So, Turkey is very much a European country.
If you see some of the cities, the way that they're split between the Moors, the Arabs, and of course, the Christians, it's crazy to see the architecture.
The Christian quadrants have beautiful architecture, they're well developed.
And the Arabs have always been Arabs, man.
They just steal our churches and then turn them into mosques.
Check this out as Netanyahu.
Is this translated?
I don't know if it is, but check this out.
benjamin netanyahu
I think it is, yeah.
elijah schaffer
All right, well, we have the translation here, we think.
Megatron tweets out Netanyahu rejects ceasefire once again, saying there is no ceasefire in Lebanon.
We continue to strike Hezbollah with full force, and we will not stop until we restore your security.
I saw Netanyahu come out today, and he says, We will not take anyone who contradicts us, people who contradict the most moral army in history.
Yesterday, we watched the most moral army kick a teenager off of a roof and kill him.
So much so the South Korean ministry actually responded to it like, wait a second, what's going on with Israel?
Now, I don't think anyone really believes that targeting apartment buildings in Lebanon is somehow a fight against Hezbollah.
Indiscriminate, by the way.
Killing, I believe, hundreds a day now, maybe thousands already, because many are missing underneath the rubble.
And we're never going to get a fair balance or fair report on what's going on.
But it looks like it's like, okay, so we got a ceasefire in Iran, but now we have a new war in Lebanon.
How does it sound like a strategic stabilization of the region?
It sounds like we just wanted oil back.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And we still want to let Israel do what they're going to do.
@sithlordgroyper
And what did we get for it?
We got Spain essentially saying they're going to leave NATO.
We'll go into that later.
I won't talk too much about it now.
And they're going to form a European army that's separate from NATO.
You have France negotiating with Iran to get their ships through the strait.
And you have France, Spain, and what's the third one?
elijah schaffer
France, Italy.
@sithlordgroyper
And Italy.
Yeah, Italy.
Can't forget Italy.
I mean, they're all going against the American interests at that point.
And they're really detaching themselves from our cause because of this Israel thing.
It's really tragic.
And there seems to be no hope in reconciliation.
There's no, we're not reaching out to them.
We're not trying to resolve it at all.
We're just saying, okay, you want to go against Israel and us?
Well, then fuck you.
And I really disagree with that foreign policy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, by the way, shout out real fast just to a couple people here.
One of our individuals here in the chat on YouTube, Yellow Pilled Programmer, said, big fan of the show.
Good luck tonight.
We also had a few say they were happy we're going to be on kick.
Make sure that you get in there and check it out.
Also, one of our spammers, Bob G9V, who's Got Tourette's or something.
It's always in the chat, just having like spastic meltdowns every day.
We see you.
Not necessarily thrilled by your spamming the chat.
I've had to mute you a lot of times because you just don't know how to stop.
But he asked if I was Polish.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
But no, I'm not Polish.
I am German and English technically.
Although I am Volga German.
So we were.
@sithlordgroyper
We're both German.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm Russian German.
@sithlordgroyper
So Greek and Italian and German.
elijah schaffer
I'm Russian German.
I know that's very weird for people to understand, but if you look at Catherine the Great, you'll understand the Germans were forcibly integrated into society and then were killed by the Jews.
My family was massacred by the Jews, just kind of how we were.
@sithlordgroyper
Speaking of Russia, someone says leave NATO, form a defensive pact with Russia.
What do you think about that?
I don't know.
I don't know that they've ever had that.
They view us as like the great Satan.
They view Europe as like the great Satan.
I don't think it could ever really work just because that.
elijah schaffer
Do we serve Baal?
Because that's what they claim is that we serve Baal.
@sithlordgroyper
They believe so, yeah.
elijah schaffer
They believe that we're a satanic cult, a Jewish satanic cult.
unidentified
Correct.
@sithlordgroyper
And I think that there's some truth to that.
elijah schaffer
Those are leaders, not the people.
@sithlordgroyper
I have sympathy for the Russian people.
And of course, we have the same religion.
And so I respect them for what they did for orthodoxy.
But at the same time, they.
Ever since the Soviet Union, they have viewed the West as just this evil that has to be defeated, essentially.
And that's kind of what keeps them empowered, is hating us, you know?
unidentified
Well, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And also, I would too.
If you've ever seen their women, they're not brown yet.
So that's interesting.
There's a lot of weird Jew love, a lot of weird Islamic influence, a lot of strange things going on in the greater country of Russia.
But the Western hemisphere of Russia is very European.
And you'll see that it's quite strikingly interesting.
I told you guys I tried to go to Russia.
I got an invite from the Kremlin, actually.
First class tickets, everything on Qatar Airlines, actually, to meet in Qatar and Doha and to head over.
And unfortunately, due to my problems with the FBI, which are still underway, my attorney said that the government, I guess, got my telegram messages or something.
I don't remember what happened, but they picked up that I was trying to go to the Kremlin.
And it was for totally innocent reasons.
Totally innocent reasons.
You ever seen the women there?
@sithlordgroyper
We were just trying to get a little bit of money, folks.
Okay.
We just needed a little bit of cash.
We had to go to the Kremlin.
It's no big deal.
It's really no problem.
elijah schaffer
No, I am German Russian, and so I have sympathy because I obviously.
@sithlordgroyper
I wish they liked us.
I wish they liked us.
I wish we could like them.
elijah schaffer
Tsar Nicholas was good to my family.
@sithlordgroyper
Tsar Nicholas was based.
Objectively.
elijah schaffer
The Romanovs were good to my family.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And they did them good, and then the Jews destroyed my family, and I've been bitter since.
@sithlordgroyper
And they destroyed Russia.
That's probably why they hate us today.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and you know, they did.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, they created the Soviet Union, and that part of the Russian mind has never.
Unfortunately, been relieved.
elijah schaffer
Look, Cronin says that I'm Volga German too.
It's like, you know, the Americans got out.
That's why a lot of Germans are here, actually.
They got out of Russia because the Jews were killing us.
And so, you know, it's kind of weird today.
It's like Jews were trying to kill us then, they're killing us now.
It's sort of a strange thing.
And I find today that, you know, being a wasp is not exactly a very beneficial thing in our society anymore.
It's actually kind of looked down upon.
Being white is sort of a negative stereotype now in the United States.
And it's very unfortunate because.
I want to bring up a video here that I thought was quite interesting.
We're going to get back to the peace talks in a second.
But I saw this video of World War II, the little break from the story here.
Something I didn't know like when our country was white, right?
We're talking about these Iranian peace talks.
We were so competent that actually, while the young men were deployed, they were using high school students part time to do labor.
Now, today, now we're shocked.
It's like a woman raped a 17 year old boy.
And they're like, it's like Mickey Mouse running.
unidentified
Oh, hey, folks.
Today's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Like, wow, in the beautiful world of Disney.
Suddenly, we're looking, we're so bad, we're calling 19 year old women.
Little girls, right?
We're going 19 year old women, little girls.
But when Timothy Chalamet goes with Army Hamburg and creates a gay movie with a guy like 20 years older than him, and they, what was that one?
That's like an Academy Award.
It's Timothy Chalamet's breakout performance.
unidentified
Something.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Well, there's another one of the gay ones that won a movie.
It was some movie about him being in a gay relationship.
It was like a 17 year old boy.
It won an Academy Award.
No one cares about 17 year old boys when Hollywood does it.
But now we're boys.
Back in the day, you were 17, you were jumping out of a bomber.
You know, you were jumping into the, parachuting into the infantry.
And even when you were like 14 and 15, you were actually considered able to work.
Part time, even with child labor laws.
Check this out.
This is what we did before we had brown people in our country.
It's like we didn't just have people at the drive throughs.
Our workforce seems to have been diluted on purpose.
unidentified
Here at Lockheed Aircraft, they're trying another youth power plan.
Boy power this time.
@sithlordgroyper
Boy power.
unidentified
Boy power.
That makes more sense.
@sithlordgroyper
He used to talk like that.
elijah schaffer
The transatlantic accent.
@sithlordgroyper
It was a little performative.
elijah schaffer
This is where we get the California accent from, actually.
I'm not joking.
This is where we get my accent from right now.
@sithlordgroyper
I think they're more real now.
unidentified
They weren't saying nigga to their father.
elijah schaffer
Young men need stuff like this.
That's such cool purpose.
Imagine being like, imagine being, uh, play this in the background here with the sound off.
But imagine being like, he said, like a month on a month off.
I feel like if high school boys.
I want to point something out here with these peace talks.
I only bring this up because we bring up a lot of like, you know, we're trying to preserve America.
America should win, but what is America?
That's a big theme of this show.
What is America, right?
What are we trying to preserve?
And I've mentioned Australia, despite being replaced, does have an incredible program for men.
It's actually still has some of the legislation in place that was from the White Australia policy, where it's like when you hit ninth to tenth grade and you don't like algebra, you can just become an apprentice, become a trade union, drop out, and it's considered honorable.
You know, and there was a time when you could drop out of tenth grade and join the military, and it was considered honorable.
And I think the military should be younger.
I think the military should be like 16 to 19.
unidentified
I agree with that.
elijah schaffer
I think that's when you should go.
If your kids, like, you know, you know how many young boys can be saved from like making SoundClouds?
Young Lean.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, so much shit happens to young boys from 16 to 18.
elijah schaffer
Put them in the military.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I think military is great.
I did it.
It was great.
elijah schaffer
Put your 16 year old in the army, you know, and I mean, don't put him in the Navy unless he's from a single mother because either way he's coming out gay.
But it's like, you know, you put these people in.
And I'm not in, like, of course, I have two sons.
But honestly, I would not tell my son to join the military.
But if I had like a 15 year old son and he was smoking weed and he started just like, you know, especially started like sleeping with black girls or something like that, it's like, I'm going to enlist him, you know?
I'm going to volunteer him for the military because I really think that there's a way that that shapes you up.
It pulls you out of society, reminds you what's really happening.
And I think there should be some sort of manual conscription in our country, at least, or should have been.
Not now, of course, because there's nothing worth dying for in our nation.
But it's like, that's cool.
Eight hours a day for one month, school one month.
School doesn't need to be a long time.
We used to actually care about young men and think that they were capable and give them purpose.
And now we sit around and we have Jared Kushner determining our future.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it would instill a sense of nationalism in young men.
I think mandatory military service is probably ideal for anyone other than maybe the higher academic performers.
If your GPA is below a 4.0, it's like.
elijah schaffer
No, if you're below 3.5, you should.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, yeah, 3.5.
If you're below 3.5, you should probably just join the military at 16 and give up the rest of high school and don't go to college.
elijah schaffer
I agree.
@sithlordgroyper
So, what are you going to go into college for?
elijah schaffer
Like, if you get expelled from a public school, they should enlist you in the military.
That's a great act.
@sithlordgroyper
I think it's a good act.
elijah schaffer
If you get expelled from school, then you should be enlisted in the military.
Imagine only like unruly guys that just need to go out and shoot some people.
I'm being honest and like, just go throw some grenades.
It's like, dude, you have the guy on Adderall and Concerta, like going around charging, you know, Young boys with like sexual assault for grabbing girls' asses.
When I was in high school, that was just called high school, grabbing girls' asses in the hallway and stuff like that.
People used to finger each other on the dance floor.
And now I see these reports like sexual assault in high school.
Like these guys just walked around kissing girls at the dance floor.
And like, bro, that was just high school when I grew up.
Obviously, I was a horny 15 year old getting expelled for kissing girls.
It's like, oh, Lord, have mercy on us.
God forbid a 15 year old kiss a girl, you know?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, society cares about women too much.
elijah schaffer
They care too damn much.
And they have too many rights in this country.
But that being said, what were they fighting for, though?
You know, now we're talking a lot about what's going on.
This is a video from before the invasion.
Before 150 million people were graced upon our country.
Maybe you would want to go ahead, and maybe even I'd want to join the military if they raise the age now, if our country looked like this.
unidentified
Sox fans have had all the peanuts now.
Baseball and Ganson a bit later.
elijah schaffer
I love the White Nationals music comes in.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, dude, it makes me just like so in the mood to reconquer this land.
We really did lose everything like everything.
We didn't even notice, you know, until it was too late.
elijah schaffer
I noticed Young, sir.
I was from LA.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, most people didn't.
It's only now that we're actually doing something about it.
unidentified
So leave
it up.
elijah schaffer
I'm taking the sound off for a second, even though everyone's getting inspired.
Somebody brought this up.
You know, did Americans look better back in the day?
The truth is, they did, but not for the reasons you think.
So, one thing is their diet was newly being introduced to all the poison, but also they just weren't fat.
So, when everybody has low body fat percentages, people just automatically look healthy.
They look leaner.
They weren't tied to their phones.
They didn't have SSRIs, right?
So, people just looked a little bit happier, a little bit more jovial.
Oppressive Systems and Prison Life 00:02:11
elijah schaffer
They still had the same problems we had.
Women were depressed.
Women were acting up in the home.
They're bitching at their husbands.
@sithlordgroyper
And everyone was white as well.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's okay.
But men were having a hard time providing for their families.
Like, Things were a struggle, but they were able to still survive on one income, and women didn't have the power to divorce their husbands.
And I bring up something that I was talking to today.
A guy, a friend of mine, called me from El Salvador.
He left, he had to leave the country, actually.
You can take that off.
He had to leave the country because he found out that his wife married him just to try to get a baby, just so that she could try to take control of his trust.
And it's interesting.
He was like, dude, how can women just do stuff like this?
And I go, dude, you know, everyone thinks that laws existed.
The way that the Jews made us think is that laws existed to oppress people because we hated them.
The truth is that we loved a functioning society and you have to oppress people in order to function in society.
A good example is prison.
Prison is oppressive.
@sithlordgroyper
It's well said.
elijah schaffer
Prison is oppressive to people.
It is, you're locking them up, you are putting them behind bars.
That is an oppressive.
unidentified
System.
elijah schaffer
But when you rape and murder children, you should be oppressed.
In fact, many of you should be killed.
Killing is an oppressive system.
Capital punishment is oppressive.
Deportation is oppressive.
The question is, as a moral nation, is not whether you are oppressive or non oppressive.
It's that you are your targets for the moral good of the country.
And so, like, when you tell women that's like, hey, look, you have to work it out with your husband, okay?
Unless he's beating the shit out of you.
I'm not talking about spanking you.
I'm not talking about putting you in timeout, which should be legal.
I'm talking about the fact that, like, you know, marriages, why do most marriages break apart?
Well, the woman stops giving the man sex.
Okay, here's a little insight.
I just spoke to a friend today.
I'm not going to get into it.
He's like, dude, I am, you know, Jasmine's like, I haven't had sex in a while.
You know, Bob, I go, hey, man, go get a prenup.
And he goes, why?
I go, simply because you're going to get tired of that.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You're going to get tired.
And there used to be a time where you could tell your wife, that's not an option.
You have to have sex with me or we're not having this marriage.
Now you're going to go to prison for rape.
That's called marital rape.
And so a lot of marriages break apart because women use sex as a weapon.
Now, when you realize the whole society has been created to destroy marriage, to destroy the workplace, to destroy the income, what is the target?
Testosterone Levels and Dagestan Grit 00:04:19
elijah schaffer
It's men.
It's to destroy powerful men.
We mentioned in yesterday's show, it's like, you know, if you're going to get married, make sure that you file a restraining order first because someone could file a restraining order against you for $50 to file it and it could cost you $50,000 to get out of it.
Who's the victim of that?
Men.
And it comes down to it like with boys, who's sad now?
Boys.
What are colleges?
Mostly female.
What are job and entry level jobs?
unidentified
Mostly women.
elijah schaffer
What is HR?
A bunch of women punishing men for making jokes at work.
And you come down to the whole system isn't about protecting females.
It's not about protecting white people.
It's about punishing whites and particularly punishing white males because it's about destroying the society and the civilization without war.
White men are so powerful, just like the United States can only be destroyed from within.
White men are so powerful, so ingenious that they cannot be destroyed through tactical warfare.
They cannot be destroyed through military incursion.
They have to be destroyed through psychological and undermining warfare through a Jewish political system, through lawfare, through medical sabotage.
They have to be destroyed through allopathic medicine and treatment of disease.
Through sickening and poisoning your food by lowering your testosterone.
Why did they poison our food?
Well, one of the main reasons to lower your tea.
Like, that's like, it's crazy.
You go to Dagestan, and the average testosterone is like 804 or 806 in men.
And where are we getting all these fighters from the UFC?
It's Dagestan.
Where's the joke, the meme?
Two, three years in Dagestan, you know?
Why is Dagestan where you go to not be gay?
Why is Dagestan where you go to become a UFC fighter?
Oh, that's weird.
They have high testosterone levels in their youth.
unidentified
That's it.
elijah schaffer
That's it.
And they're Muslim, and they don't put up with gay shit, okay?
And so it's like, would I survive in Dagestan?
Probably not.
Probably kill me.
But in the end, it's kind of interesting.
This is actually a true statement about testosterone.
And I say this genuinely.
Even though people give me a lot of shit and rightfully so, I'm from LA.
I have extremely effeminate qualities.
I care about things, about my looks.
I am a bit of a city boy.
I always joked about public.
I always had all these guys be like, you're a little faggot and stuff.
And you know what?
That should be a shame on you because you're doing less for the country than I am.
And so if this little faggot's doing more to help the country and to fight the system, then what does that say about you?
But then you find out, I go get my T levels tested.
I'm over 800.
Now, testosterone levels don't necessarily equate to mannerisms in your, you know, Who you are.
It's more about your personality, your grit, and what you're determined to do.
And you'll meet all these guys that wear their backwards LA Dodgers hat.
And they're walking around, they're drinking, eating seed oil tacos and, you know, enteladas.
And they're walking around with their fat torta bitch.
And they come out and they're like, oh, I'm a man.
It's like, bro, you're a gardener, motherfucker.
You don't do shit.
You don't say anything.
You don't fight for anything except wave your Mexican flag.
And you look at their tea levels, they're like 200, 300.
@sithlordgroyper
It's all the beer.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what I was going to say.
It's the seed oils and the beer.
But you look at it and you're going, It's interesting that everyone's like, what's a man?
You got to put on a cap.
And that's why you watch Daily Wire.
They'll be like, I do nicotine too.
I'm a nicotine user.
Watch me smoke a Nick Pack.
Just lighten it up like it's a roach or something.
It's like, nigga, what the fuck are you doing?
Masculinity isn't about having a cigar.
That's why people say, oh, you're performative.
I smoke a cigar.
I smoke cigars because I like them.
But people do it as performance or they drink.
You ever watch Jeremy Boring with a whiskey glass and a cigar?
And he's like, you know, the Jews are really our ally.
And you're like, get that 300 ass TRT bitch off my screen, you know?
It's not about that.
And I want to tell you, as a guy, go get your T tested immediately.
If you're over 18, go get your testosterone tested.
If you're under 30, don't do TRT replacement.
I only did it TRT as I got older because now I'm over 1400, my levels.
So I have more grit and tenacity than ever before.
I don't know if that's legal.
I don't know if you're supposed to be doing that, but my doctor gave it to me.
I was off it for the last six months while I was going through the divorce, but I'm back on it.
So my neck's like widening for some reason, and my voice is becoming like, Deeper and raspier, still very high.
But I'm telling you, your T levels are how you fight Jews.
You want to fight the Jews, the evil ones, not all the good ones.
We love our good ones, Mark Loebliner being one of them.
But you want to fight the bad Jews that are out there and the neocons and the white wasp Zionists that are out there?
You've got to have your T levels checked, my nigga.
Check those T levels, nigga.
Smoke a roach nicotine patch.
Strait of Hormuz Security Issues 00:13:32
elijah schaffer
All right, going back to the topic here.
Kind of interesting.
The U.S. apparently already did this, according to my sources, but I could be wrong because I've had contradicting sources here.
Iran Observer said breaking Qatari and South Korean banks are working to release $7 billion of the frozen Iranian funds.
I read that that actually happened.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I heard that this did happen.
elijah schaffer
It's already occurred.
@sithlordgroyper
Yep, it's happened.
elijah schaffer
Which apparently is faster than we've ever given money under Obama or under Biden.
@sithlordgroyper
And this is total capitulation.
elijah schaffer
We've totally lost.
@sithlordgroyper
We've totally lost.
We're giving them $7 billion that we froze.
We're basically saying, okay, you win.
You win, guys.
And we're going to say that we won, but you guys won.
We're going to give you everything you want.
Please stop.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's interesting, right?
It's interesting.
Shout out to some of you guys in the chat today.
Shout out down here to Yip Vapor, Third Coast, Texas Toast, and the rest of you guys that are around there, Telepathic Dragon.
Shout out to those that are in the chat here on locals Colin D. Riddle, Real Dandy Andy, Vapor One, David Smith, St. Jay, and the rest of you guys walking around.
Somebody put this up here.
Looks like Ben Shapiro's off his meds again.
@sithlordgroyper
Are you talking about Iran again?
elijah schaffer
I'm here to talk about Iran.
You know, it's kind of crazy.
Iran is, we've devastated them.
Have you heard Ben Shapiro in the last week?
I haven't.
Where's he been?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I saw a clip of him earlier and he's like, this is great stuff.
Operation Epic Fury, great stuff.
So glad we did it.
That's all I've seen of him recently.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I haven't seen anyone so happy about something since I put raisins in the potato salad and watched you get it giddy.
You're like, woo.
@sithlordgroyper
I know.
elijah schaffer
You sounded like Tucker Carlson with a Nick pouch.
What are you doing, bitch?
@sithlordgroyper
I love potato salad.
Take that shit off the screen.
unidentified
What can I say?
elijah schaffer
All right, moving along.
So it looks like the Iranian peace talks may not be going in the direction that we want.
Trump doesn't seem to be too happy because we know that JD Vance and Jared Kushner have two different visions for these peace talks, and they're there in Islamabad.
donald j trump
I don't know.
I can't tell you.
I have to see what happens tomorrow.
They've been talking for 47 years with other presidents, and we're not doing much talking.
@sithlordgroyper
So apparently, we're not doing much talking.
elijah schaffer
That's a weird statement, right?
We're not doing much talking.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it's like, okay, what happens if the ceasefire deal, which honestly, it seems like it very well may fall through?
I mean, we're taking that position.
We're making concessions, but we're now taking a hard line position, saying we're not really going to talk to them much.
To me, that means we're going to give them our demands, and if they don't like it, we're kicking them out.
We're going to keep bombing them.
I mentioned the other night that I think we're probably going to be pulled back into this war sooner than we think, especially because now we have the Democrats as well as the neocons coming out in support of the war, saying we didn't achieve our objectives.
We didn't secure the oil supply.
We didn't secure the Strait of Hormuz.
You know, soon we actually have some stuff coming up about the Strait of Hormuz.
Kier Starmer, we can get into that later.
elijah schaffer
Can we get our YouTube mods?
Can we have some YouTube mods in there?
We have some trolls in the chat.
It would be nice to get some YouTube mods in there.
Do we have YouTube mods?
unidentified
I think we do.
We should.
We should.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we'll get that.
unidentified
We should.
elijah schaffer
That being said, yeah, let's go on here.
By the way, so apparently this is kind of weird as well for security reasons.
I don't know how true this is because the source is Megatron.
But Megatron Ron said negotiations between the U.S. and Iran in Islamabad, if they take place, will be indirect.
Americans and Iranians will be in separate rooms, and Iran will not allow the U.S. to have a photo op with JD Vance and Iranian officials.
Obviously, there's so little trust here that they won't even be in the same room.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, well, I think that's probably true.
We'll see what happens.
elijah schaffer
You know what happens when you have the separate rooms?
You know what happens when you have the separate rooms?
You get divorced.
It doesn't look good.
This doesn't look good.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, so what happens?
I mean, if this falls through, the peace talks don't go well, what happens?
What's the result?
Do we just start bombing them again?
I assume that's the case, right?
We just go back and we already have troops ready to go.
We have, what, 50,000 Marines were deployed or something?
elijah schaffer
That we've reported.
@sithlordgroyper
Of that nature?
Yeah, so it seems like we're.
elijah schaffer
50,000 is above what you need for a ground invasion.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we're getting ready.
You know, we're going to go out of order here, but pull up that Keir Starmer video.
elijah schaffer
Take that shit off the screen.
@sithlordgroyper
It's about the Strait of Hormuz.
And it's more relevant to what we're talking about now.
So they're saying that they're going to prepare a Navy force of, I think, 10 nations to secure the Strait of Hormuz should these peace talks fall through.
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
I've never even heard the UK taking preventative measures in like 60 years.
Since, actually, since the Falk.
Sorry, I messed that up.
The Falkland Islands.
keir starmer
Well, I had a discussion with President Trump last night and set out to him the views.
Of the region here.
These Gulf states are the neighbours of Iran, and therefore, if the ceasefire is to hold, and we hope it will, it has to involve them.
They have very strong views on the Strait of Hormuz.
We spent most of the time on the call talking about the practical plan that's going to be needed to get navigation through the Strait and the role that the UK is playing.
For a couple of weeks now, we've been pulling together a coalition of countries, now over 30 countries, working on a political and diplomatic plan.
But also looking at military capabilities and actually the logistics of actually moving vessels through the straits.
So that was the focus of the discussion last night reflection on what I've been discussing here, but also that focus on a practical plan in relation to navigation through the strait.
elijah schaffer
Kierkegaard, blobby.
I don't want to talk to him.
He doesn't make me very happy.
Okay, so they're on Downing Street.
I always love the fact that they're on Downing Street, literally like X to homie with the extra chromie here.
They have a retarded American system.
So you have this defunct, once beautiful nation.
And I actually take the opposite of the boomers.
They're like, fuck UK.
I used to do that with that blaze.
I remember, I'm so embarrassed by so much of my work there.
I thought about re releasing all of it.
I don't know if I will, but I actually, it kind of makes me sad watching these people so weak talking about this new 10 point plan and whatever.
Can they whip these people together?
This was the greatest empire in the history of the world.
@sithlordgroyper
30 nations that are now forming a coalition.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if that's true, though.
@sithlordgroyper
Of 30 nations that, assuming these peace talks fall through, will secure the Strait of Hormuz.
The interesting part about that is it's going to exclude Italy and France and.
And Spain as well.
And Spain, we'll go over this later.
They're saying that they're going to create their own European force.
And to me, this means that maybe the UK will be, and those maybe 30 nations included in this operation or potential operation will be excluded from the European army that's being formed.
unidentified
So.
elijah schaffer
Well, you know why Spain is mad right now?
Actually, I want to point this up.
Spain is actually.
That was weird.
I winged this up.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, I'm getting Down syndrome right now.
But Spain is actually really mad right now because the European Union is restricting them from enforcing their own immigration laws.
There's actually.
I believe 2,500 North Africans who broke into Spain.
unidentified
Watch this.
elijah schaffer
This is actually just recently.
There's so many single moms about to happen right now.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like horrifying.
It's like a horror movie.
elijah schaffer
Just mow them all down.
In Minecraft, in Minecraft.
@sithlordgroyper
They could just run forever all the way to Barcelona.
elijah schaffer
How the Olympics looks from the American team.
@sithlordgroyper
How do you feel about this, white men in the chat?
elijah schaffer
Leave that on the screen.
Put us up there for a second.
Just hordes and hordes are invading Spain and the Spanish.
The Spanish, you know, they kind of get thrown off in the white talk.
@sithlordgroyper
Hatemonger says niggerpocalypse.
Looks like it, guys.
Yeah, that looks like it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm not sure I feel very proud to be like, I want to bring something up about this idea.
Like, you know, you hear how weak the leaders are today.
And then you see some of the cities that their ancestors built in Europe.
They're just, there's nothing like it.
Shout out to the Europeans.
Too much of our shit talking between Europe and the United States is talking crap on each other's political systems, but the cities they built in Spain are so beautiful.
unidentified
They are.
elijah schaffer
Spanish architecture is some of the best in the world.
And by the way, the only good parts of South America and Central America are the parts that Spain built, realistically speaking.
Some of what Germany built as well.
But it's like, you know, even going on to El Salvador, and, you know, we talk about that.
Shout out to El Salvador.
And you look at what the Spanish built, the Spanish ruled the world as well.
You know, the Spanish helped us in some ways.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, they all had great empires Portugal, Spain, UK, Germany.
elijah schaffer
They gave us so much of our, I mean, so much Spanish architecture in Florida as well.
Just beautiful.
The forts, the battlement.
It's like you just went on a bunch of blacks to invade you and take over San Diego.
San Diego's beautiful.
@sithlordgroyper
Beautiful Spanish architecture.
elijah schaffer
Old Spanish.
All the monasteries.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
And sorry, they're not monasteries.
unidentified
What are they called?
@sithlordgroyper
Uh, Missions.
elijah schaffer
Missions.
Missions.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I visited almost all the missions in California.
Beautiful stuff.
In California, you used to have to, in fourth grade, create a mission project.
And now your mission is an LA mission where there's just like, when another fourth grade has to create fentanyl camps.
I've been in one of those.
Fentanyl camps now.
And he's like, you put Narcan.
Like, my mission is just a Section 8 building of containers with Narcan.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's what we're building these days.
If we were Steven Crowder, we would have already had an AI picture up of that because they have an actual crew.
But the thing is, Realistically speaking, shout out to Georgie for actually writing these shows.
You guys know I was having a problem with the writers of the show previously, just putting slop in the show.
And now I put the slop in the show as we're live.
I have my own slop I introduce like that, and they write the good show.
But I mean, it's just I'm talking about Spain pulling out.
Spain's having an immigration problem that people are mad.
I saw some good turns here on the immigration issue here with Spain, these countries trying to secure the straight.
I watched this Pakistani girl talk about how in Sweden, Sweden is now, as of last year, considered one of the most hostilely racist countries now in Europe.
Check out their increasing rape charges from these invaders.
And you'll understand why, but apparently, they just don't like you if you're not white.
We have to get back to that.
@sithlordgroyper
That's why there's such a push to leave the European Union or dissolve it.
I think, what's her name?
Eva Vanderbroek.
She just did a speech.
elijah schaffer
Glenn Waterbach, her thing.
Yeah, whatever.
@sithlordgroyper
She just did a speech about how important it is to disband and totally dissolve the European Union because it is the European Union.
Who's forcing all these countries to have these really irrational immigration policies that are totally raping and destroying their countries?
And a lot of them, it might be too late.
I think the UK, well, maybe not.
I think everyone thinks that.
Now that I just said it, I do think the Spanish Inquisition.
elijah schaffer
The EU has no power over the UK and it doesn't matter anymore.
@sithlordgroyper
But, you know, white people, we built Europe.
We built Rome.
We built America.
We built everything good in this world.
I think even if we're down to 10,000 as a population, we could just reconquer the world.
Like, if we put our minds together and our hearts together.
elijah schaffer
If 10,000 whites had to move to North Dakota and start a new nation in North Dakota, shout out Jeb Baugh, everyone would want to live in North Dakota.
@sithlordgroyper
True.
elijah schaffer
It'd be the best place to live in the whole world.
You know why Wyoming's one of the most expensive states in the union now?
When you go to Wyoming, we should just take a trip and look at white hotspots in the country.
That'd be a really fun tour.
unidentified
Great.
elijah schaffer
What are you doing in white hotspots?
@sithlordgroyper
You guys want to see that?
elijah schaffer
Let us know in the chat.
One's in the chat if you want to see the white hotspots of what life's like in white America still.
If you look at Maine, if you look at.
If you look at what's next to Martha's Vineyard, it's Nantucket, right?
I was watching this video and it's funny.
They were showing like nightlife in Nantucket.
And there's like these people that are from like New York, like I love, they're obviously on ketamine and stuff because there was a new report came out that the highest concentration of cocaine in the municipal water systems now in Nantucket.
And white people love cocaine.
We love it.
@sithlordgroyper
Is that true?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we love cocaine.
unidentified
The good stuff.
elijah schaffer
Go to South, go to Central America.
It's crazy.
I've never done it.
@sithlordgroyper
It used to be the whaling capital of the world.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, now Nantucket, the average home price, a beginner home price, two bedrooms, 3.8 million.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
But Nantucket, obviously, a small island off the southern coast of Massachusetts.
And that's where some Jews live.
The head of Barstool Sports lives in Nantucket now.
But it's a island.
@sithlordgroyper
It's burnt down, burnt to the ground.
elijah schaffer
Well, and Obama lives in Martha's Vineyard.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Beautiful islands.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Nantucket's about southeast of Martha's Vineyard.
And he's like, I love this.
I just want to do nightlife in Nantucket.
Nothing's like this.
And you see the crowd.
It's just like beautiful white people everywhere.
And hot blonde chicks.
You're like, wow, I wonder why you enjoy it there.
It's crazy.
There's not some like, you know, you don't like Sneeko buying bottles in the club or whatever.
It's like Clav buying a bar in Miami.
unidentified
Wow.
@sithlordgroyper
It's interesting.
People just can't make that link in their head.
Like all the nice areas that they don't want to go to.
No, they really don't, especially the women.
unidentified
Just like, oh, the women don't.
But the men do.
@sithlordgroyper
It's so nice to be here.
Everything's so clean.
Everyone's so polite.
It's like, yeah, because everyone's white.
Everywhere you go, that it's not like that.
It's always a lot of Browns, a lot of people that just don't like you, don't like this country.
Or they like this country, they just don't like you.
Instagram Banning White Women 00:03:55
elijah schaffer
And by the way, someone brought up, I saw some forums today or something about the show, and they were talking about some of the legal stuff, and they're like, he's lying.
Guys, just so you know, all of my legal cases are sealed.
I just want to clarify that tonight because people are watching the show.
They're sealed documents.
And the only reason why you have some of my family court documents is because my family, my in laws, release them to the public.
They're not going to release negative documents that make them look bad.
So there are negative things that make them look bad.
I've been winning.
It's not public, but you're probably brown, so you don't know that they're sealed in family court.
And the problem right now is what I noticed is people have wondered, you know, why do they target people like me so badly?
And a lot of times, why do they target your grandma so badly?
Right?
Like, you might not even have a podcast and you're getting censored and deleted on Instagram, on YouTube, on Facebook.
Like, why are they targeting like old white women?
Why is the UK really targeting like, why is the Australian government targeting Joel Davis so badly?
It's because when you're a pure white woman, Male, or you're just pure and white, they don't want you to have a platform.
So that's why for me, they just destroy my platform.
They don't even censor me.
They just destroy my life time and time again.
And I always tell you guys, it's not even me they do that to.
Like, you'll find, I'll meet random like viewers of the show who are like, dude, I got banned off of like Facebook, I got banned off Instagram.
@sithlordgroyper
There was a huge ban wave on Instagram.
Like, all the big X too.
elijah schaffer
This last week, X is big.
This week, a huge ban went on an X.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, all the big Groeper Clipper accounts all got banned.
unidentified
Everyone lost.
elijah schaffer
I lost about a thousand followers in a day.
I know Drew Hernandez even reached out to me.
He's like, you're losing followers?
I go, Nikita said that they were banning people.
And also, the X payouts went back down today.
@sithlordgroyper
Is that right?
elijah schaffer
For everyone, yeah.
Yeah, they reduced them by 75%.
Very weird stuff.
@sithlordgroyper
Isn't the ban, banning all the bots, supposed to raise that?
Wasn't that the intention?
elijah schaffer
No, It's a new movement of stuff.
And also, they are going to, they are also demoting World War II edits on X as well.
So, historical clips.
I don't know what that means.
Historical slop clips, they said.
They're not monetizing this.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it's so important for them to seize our power.
And to silence us because they know that we do have the power, we have the strength to do basically whatever we want when we're united.
So, sowing the seeds of dissent and trying to create enmity between ourselves that's their whole mission.
elijah schaffer
Wait, real fast, real fast.
Someone said that Martha's Vineyard is liberal, so is a lot of places now in Wyoming, so are a lot of places in the Northeast.
Do you know why?
This is going to sound so bad, but liberalism works when there's just white people.
True, you know why?
@sithlordgroyper
Because socialism was made for white people, it was made for white people.
elijah schaffer
And the problem is when you're ethnically homogenous.
The idea is, of course, I know it gets progressivism, gets out of control, Jews move in, and you end up getting transgenderism and weird stuff.
But what is transgenderism?
It's like you have no real problems.
You have no real problems, so your gender becomes the problem, right?
You start inventing things.
But liberalism with women's rights is what causes the problem.
But being liberal, it comes out of a white society.
It comes out of a society of just like you assume everyone's white.
@sithlordgroyper
It's a feminine pathology that creates that.
elijah schaffer
Christless, too.
It's godless.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, the women kind of took control of the socialist movements and ideas in America.
And so that's why it's so effeminate and they're so compassionate towards minorities and things.
I mean, it's literally controlled by whatever the instincts of women are.
And all the male socialists, they're just trying to get pussy.
So that's why they're socialists.
And that's really what it's boiled down to.
They're like, oh, yeah, I'm pro.
They march at the feminist marches and the LGBT marches.
elijah schaffer
Look how, you know, you know, who's keeping up this country?
Fake liberals.
It's the sweater vest, the guys that wear, you know, they wear their, uh, Faragamo, you know, loafers.
They walk around wearing their, uh, I don't even want to.
I got to stay in touch with the people.
I'm not going to mention the brands, but it's like they go out there and they wear their polos and their puffer vests.
Those are the guys that are just like, yeah, sure.
Yeah, Kamala.
Nick Fuentes and Black Irish Identity 00:03:11
elijah schaffer
Anyways, my favorite clip I ever saw recently, dude, I actually think Clav just got my vote again.
There was a really nice edit made with Woah Vicky.
And he was sitting at the table.
He goes, You just want sex.
He goes, No, I want two things from you.
unidentified
She goes, What?
elijah schaffer
He goes, I only want two things.
And he does, you know, this jaw or whatever.
And she's like, What?
He goes, Guess.
And she goes, Sex?
He goes, Yeah, but there's a second one.
unidentified
She goes, Yes.
elijah schaffer
And she goes, I don't know.
He goes, A blowjob, too.
unidentified
That's all we wanted.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't think it was Woe Vicky, but it was.
elijah schaffer
Oh, no, some blonde chick.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, it was some blonde chick.
He's been hanging out with Woe Vicky, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
They didn't show the girl, but it was some blonde chick.
I don't watch his streams.
But, anyways.
@sithlordgroyper
But we're going to start.
elijah schaffer
No.
@sithlordgroyper
Every night.
elijah schaffer
But we're going to be on Kick, so it'll be good.
@sithlordgroyper
We will be on Kick.
elijah schaffer
And we won't run over anyone.
@sithlordgroyper
Make sure to subscribe to it now.
elijah schaffer
Not shooting any alligators.
@sithlordgroyper
It's at The Rift TV.
We have zero followers on it right now because we haven't announced it, but at.
At the Rift TV, Rift TV and slightly offensive, they were all taken.
So maybe we'll get that back one day.
elijah schaffer
But yeah, James Abruzzi once said, I'm permanently banned on an X and Facebook.
So I'm saying, like, it's why?
Because if you're white, they don't want you to have a voice.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And why do we keep going?
Because we keep getting investors and people that believe in us.
Because, like, there has to be an actual white leader.
You know, there has to be white people speaking up.
They don't want wasps, you know?
And even though Nick is 100% white, you know, but he's got some Spanish heritage.
Okay, whatever.
He's a white guy.
I don't like that nicknacking.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He's white.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, he's like, you know, lost, but he's white.
His father is like, I think half Mexican or something like that, which would make him, I don't know, maybe.
elijah schaffer
I'll die for my friends.
I will die for my friends.
@sithlordgroyper
At most, like 12 to 25%.
elijah schaffer
Nick Fuentes is white, and I'll die for him.
I love him.
He's my good friend, very good friend of the show.
And my friend even told me, he's like, you know, oh, because of Nick Fuentes.
I go, look, Nick and I both don't watch each other's show a ton.
I have started watching some episodes of his show every once in a while because when I have time, but his show's like right around the time of this show, and we're focused on production, but I do love.
Uh, Nick, and we disagree on a few things, but mine are not like other people.
I disagree with Nick, like we disagree on the Democrat thing.
You know, he's like full Democrats, but I also tell you, if you're a Groeper and you just follow Nick, you know, if you're a Groeper, follow Nick.
@sithlordgroyper
Uh, we're not Coast Texas Toast says Nick Fuentes is not white.
It's like, look, man, he is, he is white.
I don't understand this.
Like, why are people dying on this hill?
He's not white, therefore, he's wrong about what you know, what is he wrong about?
Is he on your side or is he not?
I'd say he is, he's more on your side than almost anybody.
elijah schaffer
Well, like I said, but Spain, Spain is Europe.
unidentified
He looks white, not me.
@sithlordgroyper
He's got blue eyes, brown hair, white skin.
He's white, bro.
That's cope.
It is cope.
Sorry, third Texas.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about some of this stuff with white people not being white.
So I believe that.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm Greek.
Am I not white?
elijah schaffer
A lot of people would say so.
@sithlordgroyper
Italian and Greek?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, most people would say so.
@sithlordgroyper
We created Rome, nigga.
elijah schaffer
A lot of people would say so.
Majority of people, actually.
@sithlordgroyper
We conquered all your countries, so.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Okay, brown guy.
unidentified
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, well, supreme brown guy, we created everything good in the world.
Israel Regime and Anti-Semitic Claims 00:04:57
unidentified
High five.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, high five.
Well, let's move on to straight hormones.
elijah schaffer
No, we're going to get back to that.
I want to show you this.
So, speaking of the white issue, you know, a lot of people say like Iranians aren't white.
Well, what is white?
White is a genotype, not really a phenotype.
It really is, guys.
That's why, like, I know even people get mad at Ren, say he's not white.
And, like, yeah, there's things called the Black Irish.
There's things called the Black Irish.
There's always been mixes, right?
Like the French mixed with the Algerian genes as well.
I don't even think that Napoleon was, I think he was like Italian and Cicero or whatever.
I don't think he was actually.
French.
I might be wrong on that.
But we used to work together.
Have you ever seen Mussolini's granddaughter?
Is she a great granddaughter?
unidentified
Oh, my.
I don't think I have.
Dude.
@sithlordgroyper
I've seen like Stalin's granddaughter and she's an evil devil.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
Mussolini's great granddaughter is a devil.
unidentified
Pull that up.
@sithlordgroyper
Can we pull that up?
elijah schaffer
Well, first, I want to show you this.
Iran is already rebuilding the infrastructure within three days that has been bombed by Israeli forces.
Of course, it's jerry rigged, but check this out.
@sithlordgroyper
This might be AI, though.
I feel like it might be AI.
elijah schaffer
No, no, I don't think so.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like something about this video just.
elijah schaffer
The fact the train's going slow would mean they're testing the bridge.
It's weight capacity.
@sithlordgroyper
You love getting rubbed the wrong way.
elijah schaffer
You love getting rubbed the wrong way.
@sithlordgroyper
Just like.
elijah schaffer
You love getting rubbed the right way.
@sithlordgroyper
For the record, by women only.
elijah schaffer
The guy walking on the train tracks, I feel like it's not.
And RT doesn't typically share AI slots.
@sithlordgroyper
Something about the quality of the video.
There's just like how the people are working.
unidentified
Sure, maybe it is.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, I put this in there, so it's my fault either way.
elijah schaffer
I've seen it though.
@sithlordgroyper
It's interesting.
And then the Baltimore Bridge, how long has it been?
elijah schaffer
Like two years.
@sithlordgroyper
Two years, and that's still not even started, so.
The Iranians are doing great work.
Pray for Iran.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, that being said, I want to watch a quick video here.
It's two minutes here of Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is now.
Back when I worked on Blaze TV, Marjorie and I talked a bit.
We talked a bit recently too.
But then she had Milo working for her.
What was that about?
Is he still working for her?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, she made a toast with Milo and she said, Two joining the swamp.
They both did a cheers to that and they both said that.
unidentified
So.
elijah schaffer
That's not what she had to say about the Israeli government.
marjorie taylor greene
The word anti Semitic.
Has been overused.
This isn't about Jewish people.
This is about the Israeli, the secular Israeli.
elijah schaffer
Marjorie Taylor talks to hotter, younger Marjorie Taylor.
marjorie taylor greene
Billions of dollars are funneled to Israel, but no one ever talks about the fact that Israel is very capable of defending itself because it has nuclear weapons.
And that's the conversation that I would like people to talk about because I don't think America needs to fund Israel anymore in their defense.
Israel has proven that it is definitely willing to defend itself.
To the point that it has committed genocide in Gaza and is now trying to do the same thing in Lebanon.
dasha burns
I hear you saying now, and you've said this before, that Israel dragged the U.S. into this war.
Michael Leiter, the Israeli ambassador to the U.S., told the New York Post, quote, It's an old anti Semitic trope.
The Jews are in control.
America acts in its own best interest.
It's so insulting.
We come as self respecting individuals, present our case, and the United States decides what suits, what's in its best interest.
What's your response to that?
marjorie taylor greene
My response is the word anti Semitic has been overused.
This isn't about Jewish people.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, positive.
marjorie taylor greene
This is about the Israeli, the secular.
unidentified
Go.
@sithlordgroyper
I mean, she's just, this is, it seems like this is going to be the GOP position in the next maybe two years.
This is going to be the norm where they're going to say they're going to detach maybe from the regime of Israel and the current government.
That's very important because they may very well align with the new government if there is some level of regime change.
If the opposition party, who is actually more radical than the current party, So they're putting it all in the current regime when in reality, I've said this on the show before, Nick says it every day, essentially, that the problem is not the current regime of Israel.
elijah schaffer
Put yourself full screen, nigga.
Thank you.
@sithlordgroyper
The problem is world Jewry.
And until our politicians are willing to actually say that and do something about that and regulate against world Jewry, you know, they're in the media.
They control basically every production company, every music label, they control all of the banks.
They pay, I think it's 89% of Congress.
So, it is world Jewry.
It's not just the current regime of Israel.
All of that will happen regardless of whether the current regime of Israel collapses or not.
This is all stable.
This is all something that's ingrained in our culture.
And until we're willing to admit that and say that, and our politicians are willing to parrot those talking points, we're really going to get nowhere with any of this.
And I think a lot of the Goyim will take the bait.
They're going to take the bait every single time because it's like, oh, well, this is enough for us.
Well, okay, if you're willing to keep losing the rest of your life and if you're willing to watch your country slowly degrade until it doesn't look like you at all anymore, which it almost doesn't.
Well, good luck.
I mean, that's what you're going to get.
World Jewry and Cultural Ingrainment 00:14:42
elijah schaffer
So, you know, by the way, one of Tim Poole's crew members had asked me recently, Do you forcing your producer to wear a suit?
And I go, I don't have a dress code to my producer.
He doesn't have a dress code.
He wears suits because he's white and has dignity.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Today, he's John Fetterman before this.
John Fetterman.
Ladies and gentlemen.
@sithlordgroyper
Today, I'm Sith Lord Groyper.
It's casual Friday.
Got the AF hat on.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Somebody said you'll put a shot collar on you too and make you go full screen.
You got to learn to put yourself full screen at times.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm insecure.
I'm insecure.
elijah schaffer
It's easier for you to clip yourself when you're on the screen fully.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm such a loser.
I can't do it.
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer
I know.
That being said, let me bring something up actually here that I think is kind of interesting.
So, moving along in topics, I think it's kind of interesting.
Like, we might end up with more of the same guys.
Kamala might run in 2028.
Listen to this.
unidentified
So, are you going to run again in 28?
I'm going to vote for her.
I won't.
I will.
Okay.
I tried to be subtle, but I just figured I'd go right in.
But I'm black, so I just say shit.
I'm not the only female sergeant I could ever be.
I love the black accent.
We love you for many things, but not being subtle.
She still does it.
Listen, I might.
I might.
I'm thinking about it.
I'm thinking about it.
So, are you going to run again?
I'm thinking about it.
That's it, man.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm really excited, actually.
elijah schaffer
Hey there, Jethro.
I've been down getting lynched outside of South Carolina.
unidentified
I've been doing getting lynched.
elijah schaffer
I got myself a bottle of my liquor and I got myself some going on the cob.
You know what I'm saying, nigga?
And I'm out just running with a swisher.
You know what I'm saying?
He's like, Can I do that?
Can I just be like, speak as a Deutsch?
unidentified
I shall run for the governor of the U.S. government.
elijah schaffer
I will run for the governor of the U.S. government and I will kill the Jews.
Is that what we do as white people?
Is that how we speak?
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
You know, and I saw a skit from Drewski.
In the way that black people think is quite remarkable.
You know, you had this girl come up.
No, it's remarkable because it's remarkable.
I didn't say it's impressive.
It's remarkable.
It's like it's remarkable, meaning it's to be noted.
It's interesting, it's unique.
He had this mixy come on.
He had this mixy come on.
And he was like, let me get this for a second.
Hey, we're live on air right now.
Thanks for calling.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, hi.
You're on air.
unidentified
I'm on air right now.
elijah schaffer
You are on air.
unidentified
How's it going, everyone?
elijah schaffer
Talking about Drewski and how blacks know that blacks and whites are different, but whites don't get it.
unidentified
I was calling you to tell you how cool Horatia was during World War II.
They had a.
Supposedly, can I say this on air?
Yeah, go ahead.
Supposedly, the concentration camp that the Croatians had, they killed a million Jews with knives.
It's called a Genesevek, was the creation concentration camp.
And the Creations were kind of nice about it.
Is either you convert to Catholicism or they kill you.
elijah schaffer
You said that's cool.
I just want to clarify that you're on air right now.
To at least a couple thousand people between the platforms here.
Congratulations on that.
Thanks, man.
I'll call you back after, man.
Bye.
@sithlordgroyper
Good friend of the show.
elijah schaffer
Potential investor in the show.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we won't name him yet.
unidentified
Sponsor.
elijah schaffer
We won't name him.
Those are the people that believe us.
You want to say cool?
A million Jews were killed by Croatians.
unidentified
Deny.
@sithlordgroyper
They stabbed them.
elijah schaffer
Condemn.
unidentified
Condemn.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we disavowed.
elijah schaffer
No, but I was going to say, Drusky had this mix mixy on the show, and she was like, you know, looked black, and she starts singing like a white voice, white accent.
You know, it's what they call it.
And he's like, what are you, white or you black?
She's like, I'm mixed.
Like, pick a side, nigga, pick a side.
You got to choose your side.
And he's basically saying, like, I hate the mixy thing.
And what he's saying is like, yeah, like there's blacks are a certain way and whites are a certain way.
Why are you trying to be between you look like a black, you act like a black, and then you sing and talk like a white?
He's saying like, there are ways you can live.
You either live like a black or live like a white.
And whites could not accept that.
Whites, like, I say that, like, dude, like, oh, you meet a white guy who's like, yo, what up?
What up, Wiggles?
He's like, you want to hear some young lean?
And you're like, I do love a little bit of Wiggle rap.
But he's like, you want to listen to this?
You're like, dude, Hermes, what are you doing?
Choose a side.
Hermes.
Hermes, are you white or are you black?
Tell us the truth.
@sithlordgroyper
Come on, Hermes.
elijah schaffer
Are you Lithuanian or are you white?
@sithlordgroyper
But the joke.
He's the most Aryan chat I know.
unidentified
I actually is.
elijah schaffer
He's an Aryan chat.
He's like, I don't know why he gets shit for not being that white.
He's very white.
He mugs literally everybody.
Hermes is more white than anyone I know.
And it's like people talk shit on him.
I love Hermes.
@sithlordgroyper
He mugs everybody.
elijah schaffer
But he literally looks like a Super Saiyan.
Yeah, dude.
But Hermes is like this guy, and he's got a hardness to sleep.
But I'm saying this not as a joke.
Really great guy.
@sithlordgroyper
He loves his friends.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, but I'm saying Hermes is like a good guy, but people are like, you know, choose a side.
Hermes is not mixed.
He's white, and he's chosen, he is his side.
But blacks know that there's a way that blacks are and whites are, and whites just can't accept that.
Whites can't accept that the blacks that you like act white.
What is that?
That's a real statement.
And I really enjoyed the woke Daily Beast era.
I really enjoyed that.
That was like my prime because it was fun when Daily Beast would just straight up admit it.
They'd be like, we gotta end whiteness in the workplace, civility and quietness and conversations and emails and questions and non abrasiveness and showing up on time.
And they would just be like, whites are this way and non whites are not.
And we gotta end that.
Wearing shoes at work, that's a white thing.
And so, I don't know where we lost what our culture is, where we lost what our society is, but it's not racist in the terms of predication.
It doesn't mean you think that Indian culture shouldn't exist.
I'm not like Trump, like you should wipe out Iran.
I'm just let Iran be Iran.
@sithlordgroyper
Just let them do it in their own country.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let the Indians destroy their own country.
@sithlordgroyper
Just do it in your home.
If you're going to come to our home, act like us, talk like us, adopt our accent.
You know, my Greek great grandfather came here in the early 1900s.
He came here twice.
The first time was.
He came on a boat.
He went straight to an English speaking school.
He learned the dialect and he learned the accent.
And that was the first thing he did.
And then he went back to Greece.
He came back under a different name.
And he moved to, I think it was like Missouri or something, or Mississippi or something along those lines.
I forget.
And he got a farm and he literally never told any of his children that he was Greek.
And they never suspected anything because he had our accent or he had the American accent.
So we only dug up the Greek heritage later in life.
It was pretty interesting.
But, you know, back then, The Italians and the Greeks and all the European immigrants that were coming in here, they actually cared about assimilation.
Today, they don't.
I won't go on too long, but everyone knows, you know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, listen.
@sithlordgroyper
They really do not care.
elijah schaffer
This is one of my favorite videos.
We played this on the show before, but like this Indian girl did not know this.
She's like, we're all just Americans.
And she does this video on racism.
It's one of my favorite videos of all time.
unidentified
Watch this.
Even someone as white passing as me has received Indian racism online.
Okay, Kumar.
If her parents didn't immigrate here, she'd be sleeping in cow shed with no rights.
The irony.
Hi, mom.
elijah schaffer
I think she's white passing.
unidentified
I got a racist comment.
Do you want to hear it?
What is it?
If her parents did not immigrate here, she would be sleeping in cow shit with no rights.
The irony.
You would be sleeping in what?
In cow shit with no rights.
The irony.
Oh, okay.
Is that true?
Cow shit.
What does that mean?
They're saying if I was still in India with you, we would be sleeping with cows and shit, but you didn't have cows in your house, right?
We did have cows in our house.
So, what?
elijah schaffer
So, what?
@sithlordgroyper
It doesn't get better than this, folks.
elijah schaffer
They know that we did.
So, that's my point.
It's like, even the parents know that.
@sithlordgroyper
I like how she's surprised.
It's like she didn't know that.
It's like, that is your people.
That's your culture.
And she's like disgusted by it, which is almost a good thing.
No, it's like, most of them don't have that.
They're okay.
They just dumped like 10,000 liters of milk in a river the other day.
I don't think she participated.
elijah schaffer
Dude, what's funny is I saw this photo come up about Priya Patel in there.
unidentified
She is hot.
@sithlordgroyper
Love Priya.
She can stay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look, I don't know.
unidentified
What is this?
elijah schaffer
What is this stuff?
What is going on?
unidentified
What is this?
elijah schaffer
I don't know what this is.
It's like, I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm a big Priya fan club here.
We love her.
Just kidding.
@sithlordgroyper
I joined the Discord.
elijah schaffer
I know Priya.
She's a very, very good girl.
She's a nice girl.
She tried to meet up at Amphestus last year.
But, you know, I started becoming Orthodox.
So I was trying not to meet up with Priya Patel's and people.
But I like Priya.
And I even messaged her.
I'm sorry everyone's giving me shit for your last name because, you know, you're half Indian.
So maybe we'll have, I'll pay half the bill on the date.
You know, I'll pay half the bill.
A quarter Indian children.
Don't marry them, but maybe just.
Maybe, maybe they'll marry one of Dinesh's grandchildren and then they'll be fully white.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, no, who's gonna know?
elijah schaffer
Brandon Gill.
Okay, by the way, I like Brandon Gill.
Brandon Gill's been on the show before.
@sithlordgroyper
I say your kids are Italian.
elijah schaffer
Representative Brandon Gill's been on the show before, put some respect on his name.
And he did marry Dinesh's daughter, who's Danielle.
She's a pretty girl.
And I won't say anything else beyond that because that's a man's wife.
And I've never had sex with any man's wife before or fiance.
@sithlordgroyper
Just to clarify, every time on the show, because that's to the best of my knowledge, that is true.
elijah schaffer
I have been told in an email that I was a woman abuser and I slept with a married woman.
And it's up with an engaged woman, and two of those are false.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I'm telling you, they're all false, but it's like, and you had an abortion, you had an abortion.
It's like a lot of fake news.
elijah schaffer
I'm so sorry about that.
I want to clarify this I'm not gonna mention any names here, but if I had had a kid with the person that the internet says I had a kid with, I would not be aborting that child, I wouldn't be aborting any child.
We all would have celebrated it's like that kid would have saved America.
unidentified
There's still time.
elijah schaffer
It's like if I'd actually, I'll just mention, if I'd actually had Sarah Stock's kid, that kid would have saved America.
That did not happen.
And I never had sex with an engaged or married woman or any of that.
It's all nonsense.
But if I had done that and had had a kid, that kid would have saved the United States of America.
@sithlordgroyper
Sarah, if you're watching, please come back to Riff.
If you can hear us, please come back.
Sarah Stock, if you're watching, create the next press.
elijah schaffer
Why did you delete my social media accounts that I started for you that I owned?
Why did you do that?
That was stupid.
Please don't do that.
But realistically speaking, I hope she returns to media.
That's a big one.
I hope she returns to media.
Except, you know what, we're going to get.
No, let's not.
No, she's going to end up making some video like Lauren Southern today called The Benadryl Diaries, something like that.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm not a female host at risk.
elijah schaffer
I quit.
It's like 2024.
Benadryl Productions at an all time high.
unidentified
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
Sanjeev Gupta.
It's like my congressman, you know.
Sanjeev Gupta, please protect me.
No, but like, I don't understand this whole like racial demography thing where, you know, People get really nitpicky.
There's just straight up is that look, there are whites and non whites, and there are people that are sympathetic with our cause.
Guys, there are non whites that work with me still to this day.
Ooh, I know.
unidentified
M and S and the.
elijah schaffer
No, no, but my interns are.
@sithlordgroyper
And we have good ones.
elijah schaffer
We have good ones.
We have the good ones.
We have some Asians that work with us.
unidentified
We have the Asians.
@sithlordgroyper
The Asians we love.
elijah schaffer
We work with some very powerful Asians.
And they love us, and we might be making a trip to China soon.
unidentified
No Jews, though.
elijah schaffer
Not explaining that anymore.
I will be making some trips to China soon.
I'm just going to say that.
Get that out there in the public before that becomes public, and everyone's like, what is he doing in China?
I'll be in China soon.
Okay.
The Chinese love me.
What can I say?
The Chinese always loved me.
So did the Russians.
So did the Qataris.
unidentified
We love China.
elijah schaffer
We love China.
unidentified
China.
China.
elijah schaffer
Bing, bing, bong, bong, boom.
Ching, ching, chong, chong.
@sithlordgroyper
I love to go to China, though.
I do respect that.
elijah schaffer
I love China.
@sithlordgroyper
I love that they're so nationalistic.
I just love homogenous countries.
I love almost all of them.
All the homogenous countries are really great.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry.
I would abort a kid with someone with the initials SS.
Yeah.
You got to be kidding me.
You got to be kidding me.
All right.
Anyways, that's crazy.
@sithlordgroyper
I put that joke in the script.
My bad.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, This man has the most elite roster.
@sithlordgroyper
True.
elijah schaffer
Fact check, true.
@sithlordgroyper
That's true.
I can attest to that.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
That's not necessarily a good thing, but that is true.
unidentified
All right.
@sithlordgroyper
Let's get back into the news.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we will.
unidentified
All right.
@sithlordgroyper
Anyways, we're like not even halfway through the first.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I don't care.
unidentified
I don't care.
@sithlordgroyper
It's Friday.
It's going to be a long show.
You guys okay with that, Chad?
We okay with a long show tonight?
We got a lot of shit to get into.
elijah schaffer
Actually, we're up to our highest Rumble viewers since we started last week, so that's good.
@sithlordgroyper
24 hour live stream right now.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
All right, we're going for 24 hours.
unidentified
China is the closest thing.
@sithlordgroyper
It might be like a four hour stream.
elijah schaffer
China's a beautiful country, you know.
They do fart a little bit.
People don't like the farts.
It's not a good smell, but the countries are clean and the Muslims are persecuted.
We like the Muslims persecuted, don't we, folks?
The Uyghurs, they don't deserve any rights, right?
An entire civilization wiped out, you know what I'm saying?
And the entire civilization.
Wipe them out, you know what I'm saying?
They're the Uyghurs, they're Uyghurs, they whine and they weigh, but you know.
I got a Mexican in there somewhere.
unidentified
All right.
All right.
@sithlordgroyper
I need more effects.
unidentified
Shut the fuck up.
Let's move on.
elijah schaffer
Okay, here we go.
Thomas Massey is considering a run for Kentucky governor.
He's actually leading in reports.
That's what we see here.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, what do we think about that?
I like that.
elijah schaffer
I want to show you something.
Don't put it on the screen yet.
@sithlordgroyper
Put it on the screen?
elijah schaffer
No, don't.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, I'm putting it on.
elijah schaffer
I swear I feel like I got Savannah back on my producer.
@sithlordgroyper
You ready?
elijah schaffer
I couldn't listen to shit.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, I'm putting it on.
elijah schaffer
What a bitch.
All right, let me go to this for us.
So, official government account.
What do we see here?
unidentified
What do we see here?
@sithlordgroyper
Are you ready?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, go to that.
Oh, follows you.
Christy Noem and Gnome Accounts 00:10:02
elijah schaffer
Interesting.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, look at that.
He doesn't follow me yet, Thomas Massey.
Sith Lord Kuiper, please.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Thomas Massey follows me and 25,000 other people.
Very selective group.
I feel like I'm going to Alabama State University.
I got in with 80% of the other girls.
Now I can be a whore.
@sithlordgroyper
I wonder if he'll run for president.
I would, you know, I would vote for him.
elijah schaffer
I've talked to Massey before, and, you know, it's almost impossible for people to grasp the fact that, like, I used to run in Republican circles.
No one gets that, and I still do.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
unidentified
Now I walk.
@sithlordgroyper
He does.
elijah schaffer
Now I walk.
@sithlordgroyper
As CPAC, literally everyone comes up to Elijah and they want to talk to him and network with him.
It's actually incredible to behold.
It's like all the people you wouldn't expect foreign presidents, foreign prime ministers, their delegates, or their delegation rather.
It's kind of incredible.
We were lobbying for it.
elijah schaffer
It's sort of like Fuentes behind the scenes in Romania.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's like Fuentes.
Like everybody talks to Fuentes behind the scenes.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But they don't, you know, it's like Tim Dillon doesn't have Fuentes on his show.
Theo Vaughn doesn't have Nick on his show.
But they do have, did he have going on Crowder's show?
unidentified
Who?
@sithlordgroyper
Nick?
Nick, yeah.
Yeah, they did an interview.
Yeah, he's been talking about it for a long time.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
Everyone's talking to him.
So people are still talking to him behind the scenes.
@sithlordgroyper
If Charlie was alive, they would have definitely had a debate by now.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm a little bit radioactive right now.
unidentified
That's okay.
elijah schaffer
But the thing is, they're still talking to me because they're like, you're really going to try to.
They're waiting to see what happens in September with my lawsuit against Alexis Wilkins with the FBI because they're going to see what they do.
Because what happened is, if people don't remember this, So, an FBI informant was sent to CPAC to follow me around CPAC.
And I found them following me around and filming me and other people and got them kicked out of a very high profile meeting.
Like Brandon Herrera was there.
Bovina was there.
Nick Sortor was there.
A lot of individuals were there that are pretty high profile, many of which I won't mention.
Jack Posobic was there and he was sketchy.
We got him kicked out.
And then the next day after we got him kicked out, everyone's like, Are you sure he was an FBI agent?
And then everybody released a video.
And for the sake of the married couple, I won't mention them on here because I feel like.
It's respectful to not mention them.
Good people, too.
I love them both to death.
But somebody released a hit piece about me and this couple or whatever.
And I feel bad for them because they get picked on.
They shouldn't be picked on.
And they're very nice people.
Very, very good people.
And it was very, very sad that they got the brunt end of it.
But ultimately, they released a hit piece of me the next day.
And that's how you know you hit the right target.
Whenever hit pieces release, like I mentioned, I actually respect Christy Noem more.
It's the fact that her husband has big, jangly, biggie boobies.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Some over the shoulder bowlers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but you know that she turned down some blackmail.
unidentified
That's all.
elijah schaffer
And then they released more people.
@sithlordgroyper
What do you mean she turned down blackmail?
elijah schaffer
Well, because they offer you a way out.
They always offer you an out.
They always go, look, this is how blackmail works.
unidentified
Oh, I see.
@sithlordgroyper
You're saying it was used against her.
elijah schaffer
Let me tell you how blackmail works.
Let me tell you how blackmail works.
What happens is usually someone leaks it to you, and sometimes it's a friend, and they tell you, hey, just so you know, there is this piece of blackmail on you or someone you love.
And you can actually see interviews with CIA people who corroborate this, ex CIA, but this is my experience and my friend's experience.
They come up to you, here's a good example, and this is with me.
Hey, look, you get someone walking, this phone call, like, hey, I actually got it from one of Tim Pool's people called me first and was like, hey, They're about to release a big fucking shit on you.
And then my friend's like, hey, these are actually friends though.
Hey, I got a copy of this shit they're going to release on you.
And then you get a call from the goons.
They're like, hey, so there's videos of you jerking off in your house.
You're like, how is that there?
That's the real call I got, by the way.
There's videos of you jerking off in your house.
I goon occasionally.
I'm an occasional, I've dabbled in the gooning in my life.
There's videos of you going, how'd you get that?
That's crazy.
And you don't even think it's real.
It's like, and you know, we got pictures of your dick and you're going through a divorce and yada, yada.
And like, you know, it's all private right now.
And like, You know, I don't, I don't, I, we really think you have a bright career ahead of you.
And like, you just have to do A, B, and C.
unidentified
Okay.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And people like Sarah Stock, who got blackmailed, she deleted her, she capitulated and deleted her stuff.
And that's, that's between her God and her priest and her, her husband or whatever.
So people like me, I go, fuck you.
And then they release it.
And then they go, we got more.
unidentified
Good.
elijah schaffer
They tell you everything they have and they tell the public, we have more.
And they, they, they get back on the phone or they text you, like, hey, yo, it's usually the phones because they don't want you to record it.
And they go, hey, just so you know, we have more.
You know, we don't want to release it.
We really like you.
We're doing this for your own good.
Remember, Milo said this.
I like Elijah so much.
I care about him.
It's always this twisted shit.
And then they go down and then they're like, this is what happened to Christian Oma.
I promise you, this is what happened because I've watched it happen a million times.
I bet you it'll be released one time.
So, like, hey, we have this stuff about your husband.
We don't want to release it.
It's really embarrassing.
It'll make you look bad.
You already got fired, you know?
And it's like, she obviously got fired and didn't go away.
That's what I'm saying.
So she got fired and didn't go away.
And they're like, we want her to go away.
You can't look at her.
Her big titty husband without looking at her ad campaign, without looking at her dog comments.
Now, the dog comments were from the Democrats to get her canceled to not be nominated.
Then she gets confirmed.
Now, this ad campaign, you know, it cost more to make her ad campaign than it did to make Return to the King, Lord of the Rings.
It cost more to make her ad campaign, her 30 second ad campaign.
Do you think she knew about that?
Of course she didn't.
That was to get her removed.
She did not know about that.
I swear to God.
She did not know about that.
I know for a fact she didn't know about that.
Chris Nome didn't know about the cost of it.
She didn't know.
And then she gets fired for it.
It's like, what the fuck?
And then she's like, okay, well.
@sithlordgroyper
What did she not capitulate on?
elijah schaffer
Because they said, well, we're going to fire you.
And she goes, okay, well, I'm probably going to run for office.
I might run for Senate.
I might run for Congress.
I'm going to run.
And it goes around the DC circuit in the circles.
And I heard that she was going to run for something.
I heard that.
I'm going to a party on the 24th in DC.
I should be going, at least.
I have a big trial on the 21st, so maybe I won't make it.
But the 24th, I should try to make it.
She doesn't capitulate.
And then Christy Noem, it's like, okay, well, Release the tits.
unidentified
The tits.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And by the way, back in the 90s when we were a problem, release the tits was a good phrase.
@sithlordgroyper
That's what our strategy was.
elijah schaffer
Release the tits was a good phrase.
@sithlordgroyper
All those videos they have of Elijah.
Well, guess what, folks?
We got a secret weapon.
It's called onlyfans.comslash Elijah Schaefer.
We're launching everything tonight at midnight.
That's in an hour.
Everything's coming out.
So they can't use it against him anymore.
It's all coming out and it's going to be $10.
If you want to get it, get in on it, $10 a month.
We're trying to fund the show.
It's going to be good stuff.
elijah schaffer
No, but here's how it works with her.
So then it gets released.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
This is why I don't play the stuff.
I don't show the stuff because that's what I don't do.
Then she goes, the only reason why I brought up in the show because she acknowledged it publicly, right?
I wouldn't have talked about it if she didn't acknowledge it.
She's like, oh my gosh, this is so shocking.
And then we get an expose from a journalist who's like, you saw the audio recordings getting released today, right?
About him and that big bodacious.
BBW.
And she's like, it's like, I love you.
I want to transition.
That stuff wouldn't have gotten released if she didn't want to run.
It's about a kill.
This is a kill shot.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I'm actually a gnome patriot now.
I'm a gnome patriot.
I have a gnome account, anyways.
A gnome account.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I think I agree with you.
elijah schaffer
Do you have a gnome account?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, a Christy gnome account.
elijah schaffer
A Christy gnome account.
unidentified
Of course.
elijah schaffer
I'm a Christy gnome patriot.
@sithlordgroyper
My username is Christy gnome fake tits.
Christy gnome husband fake tits Groyper.
elijah schaffer
No, but my goal is to get a private meeting with Christy hopefully soon because I still work behind the scenes and I like working behind the scenes.
And like you mentioned at CPAC, people will talk to me privately.
@sithlordgroyper
Everybody.
elijah schaffer
Everybody will talk to me privately.
Everybody will talk to me besides the Zionist elite.
@sithlordgroyper
Except for the women that, you know.
elijah schaffer
My lawyer.
My lawyer.
unidentified
Fuck you.
@sithlordgroyper
We got a few of those.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we get a few of those.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then we kill him.
Joking.
@sithlordgroyper
And then they ask for his number.
elijah schaffer
And then we kill him.
unidentified
Yeah.
We kill him.
elijah schaffer
Dude, shout out Sam Hyde.
That's a total joke, but that's a Sam Hyde reference.
Watch his TED Talk.
Sam Hyde's TED Talk.
@sithlordgroyper
Jews rock.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Jews rock.
I love him.
No, but so I think that she actually might be one of the better people.
Because, by the way, she also okayed these snatch and grabs in this whole fucking campaign.
I think that was meant to set her up, make her look bad, and get her out.
I think so.
I think there's a huge, I think Christy Noem, who did the RH, I know she's very Zionist.
She did a lot of this pro Jewish stuff, but I have a feeling that she's revolting.
And you know what?
Don't ever, don't ever, this is my most pro woman speech I've ever gonna give in my life.
Ron Christine, I'm ready for this.
Don't ever give up on women who have been marginalized publicly because they will do fucking anything to be seen as good people again or find a place to be accepted.
I swear to God, there's nothing women want more than to be seen as good people.
And they will betray their husband, they'll betray their kids, they'll kill their husband and betray their country just to be accepted again somewhere.
That's how women are, their followers.
They'll defect to a new country just to be seen as good and have a social group.
Christy Noem is in the gutter right now.
She is being marginalized.
Christy, I will pay for your Botox.
I will personally find the foreskins from Planned Parenthood and I will inject them into your face.
I will get that thing back tight again, okay?
In every area.
I will save you from decaying, okay?
Like the mummy, like the gauntlet from Indiana Jones, right?
Like the gauntlet that ages you quickly.
I will take the gauntlet from your hand.
I will take on the curse of the mummy and I will make sure that you are once again alive.
I will keep you alive, Christy Noem.
And I'll wear fake tits if you're into that.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll fucking wear them.
unidentified
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
You say that reluctantly, like you don't already wear them around the house on the regular.
elijah schaffer
This show is inappropriate.
We got to move on.
Pardoning Whole Status and Curses 00:02:41
unidentified
What is it?
elijah schaffer
Let's move on.
Yeah, we got a lot.
@sithlordgroyper
Let's just roll through these.
What do you say?
unidentified
Are you mocking me?
@sithlordgroyper
I quit.
I'm quitting again.
unidentified
Are you mocking me?
I quit.
Are you mocking me?
@sithlordgroyper
What would happen if I just got up right now?
elijah schaffer
Well, this is going to be the first time you moved in a while.
It's nice.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm not a big energy exerter.
Everyone knows that about me.
elijah schaffer
What's about the Groypers and just being docile?
@sithlordgroyper
What do you mean?
It's because we're alive up here.
We move a lot up here.
We don't move a lot with our legs.
elijah schaffer
I love the Groypers.
You guys are great.
@sithlordgroyper
I know.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I love the Groypers.
It's a fake diss.
It's a fake diss.
I love the Groypers.
I just love the Groypers because the allegiance to Nick is something I will have to be studied.
And no one gets it, right?
But it makes sense to me.
Why wouldn't you love the guy?
He's a likable guy.
Republicans against Trump said breaking Trump promises, mass pardons for his staff before leaving office.
That's really true, actually.
Wall Street Journal reports that in a recent meeting, Trump said that he would pardon those within 200 feet.
Now, Wall Street Journal is one of the triad Breitbart, Wall Street Journal, and Gateway Pundit, who are started in Israel essentially and are pro Israel outlets.
I love Gateway Pundit.
I work for them extensively.
I did get fired for my views on Israel.
I just want to clarify I can say that now because I have got no legal notices yet.
@sithlordgroyper
So, is this going to be the new thing?
elijah schaffer
I got fired for my views on Israel.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, all the presidents just pardon everybody that was involved in their corruption.
Yeah, but I was just going to be okay with that.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying, I got fired for my views on Israel.
But if your views are proper on Israel, you don't just not get fired, you get pardoned.
unidentified
You get pardoned.
So, it's like everybody's.
Now he's saying everyone are getting pardoned.
elijah schaffer
This whole status is getting pardoned.
unidentified
This whole status is getting pardoned.
@sithlordgroyper
This whole status is Joe Biden, he did the auto pen pardons or whatever, and now Trump is just going to pardon anybody that even walked into the White House.
We can't prosecute any of the corruption ever.
It seems almost hopeless at this point.
You really need, like, that's why I do agree with the vote Democrat position because this shit just needs to crumble down as soon as possible.
We don't have to get into that again.
elijah schaffer
But also, we're looking for a booking intern on the show.
A lot of you guys keep saying, get this person.
We're looking for a competent booking intern.
It would be a six month position, unpaid, and we'll see where that leads.
But if you are someone who's connected behind the scenes, you have a nice account and you go around, you could be trustworthy and you could go around and book people for the show, guests, interesting people.
Around, we might have a budget soon to fly people out, but not at the moment.
Hong Kong Resistance and China Ties 00:14:50
elijah schaffer
But even remote, it would be very nice.
Let us know if you have a booking, you're the booking kind of guy and you're into it.
People making suggestions.
I also make suggestions.
I go into other people's accounts.
I go, get $10 million tomorrow.
And I comment and hit send.
So thank you for telling me how to have like Jared Kushner on.
If you can do it, then please let us know.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So that happened.
@sithlordgroyper
Additionally, moving on, geopolitics now.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Let me talk about everything going on in the world outside of America.
elijah schaffer
So I need a geopolitics transition there.
Yeah.
In Taiwan and China, Chang Li Wu, leader of Taiwan's opposition, after meeting Chinese President Xi Jinping today, we cannot let Taiwan and the Taiwan Strait become a battlefield.
Here's what she had to say.
Is this translated yet or no?
@sithlordgroyper
I don't know.
unidentified
We'll see.
@sithlordgroyper
I wish Twitter had captured it.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's what I was saying.
I told you they'd speak in pictures and they yell at you.
It's like, hi, I would like a Friday.
That hits way harder when it's 6 a.m. in Beijing and there's fucking.
Smog and they fried in fucking seed oils and they throw the fucking egg at your face and you're dying from oil burning on you.
China's another level.
I've been to Taiwan too.
And I'll tell you this the opposition leader is saying that basically Taiwan and China should collaborate now.
You're finding the intent.
I have to say this though, knowing Beijing, the opposition party is a Beijing party.
It's a communist party.
It has to be.
I'm not going to give them credit there.
This is a Chinese.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, of course it is.
elijah schaffer
It's a CCP psyop.
I'm not that sold out to China.
Like, I understand what's going on here.
@sithlordgroyper
But I understand it.
I mean, I'm sure they're getting some Chinese money.
I'm sure the Chinese lobby is lobbying.
Yeah, I'm sure.
elijah schaffer
Chinese funded.
@sithlordgroyper
I think there is people in Taiwan that see themselves as Chinese.
They were always Chinese.
I think there is some.
elijah schaffer
No.
@sithlordgroyper
It makes sense.
elijah schaffer
There's some validity to that.
No, there's opportunists like Laura Loomer and whatnot who, this is going to come as anti CCP, but it's like, look, we're going to get taken over one day.
Might as well just be the guys who agree with them.
It's like the Hong Kong resistance.
It's like, do we really want to be the guys that put umbrellas and fight for the CIA against the Chinese?
Remember in Hong Kong?
Do you remember what happened?
Do you remember what happened to the Taiwanese resistance?
Not the Taiwanese, Hong Kong resistance?
@sithlordgroyper
I do, yeah.
elijah schaffer
We got COVID because of that.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They were winning.
The CIA was winning in its op, and then we got COVID and they locked Hong Kong down.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, that was kind of the first step.
elijah schaffer
That's what happened.
@sithlordgroyper
The first half of the ladder that fell.
I mean, we're losing our position in the world and things like this, things like Italy.
France, Spain.
elijah schaffer
Wait, do you know?
@sithlordgroyper
It all ties together.
We're losing our grip.
elijah schaffer
No, wait, do you know?
So, people weren't around here during COVID days, and I got to be careful here.
So, now we're talking about the World Cup.
Okay, I'm just going to clarify for the YouTube, the 11 people that watch on YouTube.
We, for YouTube, we're talking about the World Cup here.
So, you had the World Games, or the military games that were happening in Wuhan.
So, do you know what China did immediately with this disease that didn't leak from the lab, that this soccer ball that didn't get out of the court that came from Wuhan?
What they do, they lock down Hong Kong and Beijing.
unidentified
Why?
elijah schaffer
Shanghai locked down, yes.
What happened?
So, just like this is one thing that we don't talk about a lot, we talked about on the show, it's a lot of people in China and the Chinese government that I know, is that during the time right now that Netanyahu launches this war against Gaza, it is during times of major corruption inquiries and in civil war potentiality.
There was a potential civil war going on in China.
The billionaires, the capitalists started, like, you know, you had Ma, right, who they disappeared and brought back or whatever.
But there was a war against the bourgeois, kind of feeling independent from the government.
You know, a lot of Chinese were starting to emigrate out of China into Australia, and they were figuring out what freedom was like.
So there was this revolutionary movement from the bourgeois, not the proletariat, but from the bourgeois who saw themselves as equitable to the government.
And the government was not happy about that.
And so the government went to their financial center, Shanghai, Beijing, and Hong Kong, and fucked them up and put a disease out and fucked them up and talked to all the governments go lock down your biggest cities and go tell your bourgeois you were under our grip.
unidentified
Bitch.
elijah schaffer
That's why the big cities locked down.
LA and New York were the worst.
Chicago, the worst.
Why were the big cities the worst?
Because it was an international, governmental, global system to tell the bourgeois, fuck you.
You have no power against us.
You want to have your billions of dollars and your yachts and shit?
Well, fuck you up.
And that's what China told their people.
They sealed them in their houses and they disappeared.
A lot of people in Beijing during that time.
A lot of people disappeared.
Some of them are back now.
Some of them are not back.
And they're probably.
Cremated, but it was a very big move from the government to reset the power system.
And that's why you had a lot of people make yachts now because they wanted to get away from the power system.
But you're going to find that as being a very, very big thing that occurred.
And we talked a lot about that going on between the government and the bourgeois, that there was a very much of a communist reset that happened during COVID.
And that's a very, very powerful story that no one really covered.
They didn't really care about the farmland, they didn't really care about.
The proletariat.
And so, you know, no one was talking about that.
Why did they release it?
Why did they let the ball out of the stadium?
Well, they let it out during the games, right?
And then it went airborne.
So they mutated it.
It went airborne.
All of the military.
Why would they do it in the military games?
Well, because the military who were there during the military games in Wuhan in 2019 were there.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
Their military lives all over the countries.
They're everywhere.
So they already had airborne and proliferated across the world internationally.
And then you could say it's everywhere because the governments all knew because they're all government contractors, they're all government employees.
They knew where they lived.
They could safely through their scientific agencies claim that then the soccer ball had been played in fields across every system and they could document it and they knew it was documented and they could forcibly test people and find positive positions.
Why do you think that the first major cases of the soccer ball occurred at CPAC 2020?
Does no one remember that?
Does no one remember that with Matt Schlapp that the first major controversy of the soccer ball games was at CPAC?
That wasn't a joke.
Why was that?
Why was it detected at CPAC in DC?
I remember I was there and I had, I remember I was in LA and I had the Los Angeles County Public Health call me and they locked us down in our house.
This is not a joke.
In LA, in a suburb called Whittier, right off of Whittier Boulevard, they locked us down and they were like, hey, you were at CPAC.
They, I was like, how do you know that CPAC, you're at CPAC, there's cases of the soccer ball being played and what they went after the Republicans?
What is this?
What's going on?
What's happening?
But they went after this.
And I'm telling you, the way that this proliferated, Everybody knows gain of function research.
Everyone knows I have a degree in gain of function research, essentially.
It's what I focused on, right?
It's chimeras and genetic mutations, engineering.
We talked about epigenetics and published in textbooks.
This is what we worked on, right?
This is what we did.
This is what was popular.
And no one knew what was going on.
I didn't know what was going on at the time.
I've been in a lot of, everyone feels like you're in too many first in a lifetime moments.
But they did this.
And so we did have a cultural reset.
And so it feels like the elites are back in power.
They are not back in power and the governments are back in power.
And what you're going to find is that if the world system ever gets out of place, they won't just force a sale of TikTok.
They're going to force the world to shut down again.
And if they have to do it through an energy, everyone's talking about EMPs.
Maybe, maybe it's an EMP.
It could also be just an energy grid shutdown.
Iran could have been a test to see what happens to how the world functions without 20% of its energy.
I'm not joking.
That could have been all this was just a test of the world's energy supplies and how the world reacts.
And China and Russia may have been in on it.
So, like before people start talking about this, it's like, you know, maybe everyone can test what's going on.
How does the public react?
What's going on before we cut off the energy in the world?
These are deeper, deeper level thinking.
This is metacognitive thinking about topics.
And everyone claims I'm pro CCP, but, you know, the truth is, yes, I am.
unidentified
We all are.
elijah schaffer
No, but I also realize the CCP is just in on this too.
And that's why everyone asks, you know, you've talked a lot of shit on the CCP.
You talked a lot of shit on China during COVID.
I did.
They would let me back in.
Why?
Because ultimately, governments don't care about COVID.
Governments don't care about Iran.
Governments care about who's loyal now.
And if China feels like I'm sympathetic to their cause, they'll let me back in.
And if they feel like I'm not sympathetic to their cause, they'll kick me back out.
Guys, I'm banned from Australia.
So, why is that China lets me in, but Australia doesn't?
That's an interesting question.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Australia will let me back in if they felt like I was beneficial at the time.
It's who's in power and what they need.
@sithlordgroyper
White Christian nationalists.
That's why they don't want you in.
China, they don't really care about that.
It's not a white country.
You're not going to do any damage there.
What else do we got here?
Someone clipped that, by the way.
Can someone please clip that monologue?
That was kind of incredible.
I don't want to forget later.
Someone clipped that.
One of the SOBs.
That whole thing.
UK's head of armed forces.
unidentified
Let's do that.
That's next.
@sithlordgroyper
We got a few more geopolitical topics here.
And then we're going to move on to.
elijah schaffer
See, you hate my rants, but I have some experience in the world that gives me a certain intake.
Working in China has given me a lot of connections.
I got a call today from El Salvador.
I've actually worked and lived around the world.
And I will again, I'm down.
I would be down to take this show in a.
By the way, if something goes south in my life based upon lies or manipulation, this show will be international.
@sithlordgroyper
We're going to go to Tbilisi and we'll not say anything else.
elijah schaffer
All right, listen to this.
unidentified
War is an all of nation endeavor, unfortunately.
So, what is your message to the public about how the government does prepare this modern version of the war book?
Well, the first thing I would say is they should be proud of the armed forces that they have.
Our job is to try to deter our adversaries from even thinking that they want to start a war.
But your point is absolutely right.
threat is increasing.
That's why we need to improve and expand and spend more on defence, which we're planning to do.
But also, it affects the whole nation.
What we do in the armed forces matters, but for our population, our people, we need to recognise that that picture has changed.
The peace dividend that we've enjoyed for the last 30 years is coming to an end, and that requires us to educate ourselves and help the population understand some of those threats and help them understand what they can do to support the nation and potentially support the armed forces.
War is a nation endeavor.
elijah schaffer
So I saw Dom Lucre was making $28,000 every two weeks on this.
@sithlordgroyper
I was talking about how we're losing our grip on the world and all of the nations, all of our allies.
That's what he's saying.
He's saying 30 years of peace.
What he didn't say is American insured peace is coming to an end.
So even they notice and they're preparing for it.
In Spain, I believe that's next.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I was going to say, so this is actually very important.
You know, a lot of people talk about the weakness of Europe, but if you look at even the siege of the Moors or you look at the Arabs, you know, it was always other European armies like the Poles that came to relieve Geneva, right?
unidentified
Or not Geneva.
elijah schaffer
Fuck, I'm so, my European history is a little bit rough right now.
But the Polish actually kept the Muslims from invading the rest of Europe.
And, you know, there is a little bit of like Europe is like the size of the United States.
So it's like kind of like Europe is kind of right with the EU.
They're a little bit right in terms of they kind of have to.
Unilaterally work together.
It's always been coalition governments.
They're just not big enough countries, right?
And the blacks and the Indians are bringing in won't fight for the nations.
But GBX Press wrote this Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez, or Sanchez, that's the accent.
Sanchez.
If necessary, we are ready to take concrete steps for a joint European army starting tomorrow.
You know, Europeans are really bright and they have very advanced weaponry.
French have incredible aircraft, Germans have incredible aircraft.
You know, the UK has pretty decent Navy capabilities.
They just have a problem with production levels and consistent deployment.
But you can look at Europeans' weakness like this.
There is a very prominent black parliamentarian in the English government.
And they call her Auntie because she's black.
Okay.
The blacks call them Auntie.
And I swear, I watched her talk and I watched, she gave a great speech, by the way.
A lot of blacks get.
Or educated, she was like, We should not have this military ship not be deployed within 12 days since Keir Starmer has deployed the ship.
Now, I'm watching this.
Ready, track with me.
Deployed the ship.
If I was prime minister, I would have the ship deployed yesterday.
In fact, there wouldn't even be a yesterday because the ship would be deployed the day we need it to go down to Malta and to go to defend our bases.
And I'm listening to it, I'm like, You know what?
Maybe blacks, this is the problem, right?
Maybe blacks aren't that bad.
This girl's more base than Keir.
I swear to God, every comment was a black in England going, didn't know that Auntie had packing so much bootay.
And she's a fat ass, like a black woman.
And all the comments were about her fat ass.
That's what blacks care about.
@sithlordgroyper
Look, they can't.
elijah schaffer
Is that Auntie has a fat ass.
And I'm thinking, like, her policy is good.
And I'm just thinking, like, dude, when we have a country that's, if Europe does not figure this out, they're not going to have a future because blacks just see ass and are like, big ass.
And I'm watching the video.
I'm a white guy watching.
All I heard was, like, oh, this black woman's making sense.
You know, I'm like a boomer in the moment.
Like, Wow, this may have blacks aren't so bad.
You know, I'm watching this, you know, feeling like good about myself.
Like, maybe we should stop judging them by the content of their character.
You know, maybe I should give them exceptions.
And blacks, like, damn, nice ass bitch.
And you're like, dude.
And then boomers are underneath, like white guys with a picture, a selfie in their car going, I do believe she has a nice ass, you know.
And you're like, shit.
But this idea of the fact that Europe is failing and they do not have recruits, the United States can't get air traffic controllers, Australia can't find policemen, our countries don't have recruitable individuals.
Europe's only chance, but I'm saying this is why it's good.
If Europe forges an army, maybe they could take out one country at a time.
Maybe Germany can't solve the problem, but a European army may be able to militarize the Mediterranean border.
@sithlordgroyper
But it's important to note what that means.
That means splitting off from the US.
So, right now, we protect Europe.
VMix Software Industry Standards 00:06:11
@sithlordgroyper
That is the arrangement.
We protect Europe and we protect the world's trade networks.
That's what we're here for, allegedly.
I mean, that's what we've been here for.
That's what we've been doing ever since World War II.
I don't know how long I'm going to rant, but.
unidentified
Go ahead.
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
So, the intent is to split off slowly from America.
And while I'm talking, if you don't mind pulling up the next thing, Because it goes in tandem with this.
So, there's concerted efforts to split off from American power.
And that's very important because over the next 10 years, we're going to start losing our grasp on world trade.
I don't think we have it here tonight, but I think Rubio made a statement the other day and he said, in 10 years, we're not even going to be able to implement sanctions on the countries we don't like because so many countries will be trading in currencies that are not the US dollar.
Why is that?
Because we cannot maintain our grip on the world.
Why?
Because we're partners with Israel and everyone hates us for that.
That's literally what's happening.
That is why.
We're partners with Israel.
Everyone hates Israel, including most of Europe, and they're leaving us for it, and we're just letting it happen.
So, here, let's pull it up here.
France has begun plans to move government desktops from Windows to Linux.
Now, it's important to understand that the U.S. intelligence agencies, they all run on Windows.
And so they're saying, okay, well, we're going to split off from that, make our own technology, and we're going to be completely independent.
Like Palantir, you're not going to be able to see any of our shit anymore.
They say each ministry must submit to a formal implementation plan by autumn 2026 as part of the country's.
Push for greater digital sovereignty and reduced reliance on foreign technology providers, U.S. government.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to say something really fast about podcasting to relate to this.
So, I don't like Windows.
And I've already been spied on enough.
People don't realize I FOIA'd.
I've been spied upon.
I'm not going to get into it in detail, but I've been spied upon extensively on my devices to the point where I don't even care anymore.
You know, I'll sex a girl now that I'm divorced or whatever.
I'll sex a girl.
Not that I would, but if I had to.
I'm like just.
Just so you know, girl, your tits are going on the internet.
I wouldn't do that if we did.
But you have to realize, as an American, your devices are being spied upon.
Now, there is a software called vMix.
And go ahead and go to your camera there for a second.
I'm going to move something here.
@sithlordgroyper
So, what we're using here is vMix, in case anyone was curious.
It's what all the large broadcasters use to stream these programs to you.
What are you looking for here?
unidentified
Huh?
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, he says to talk to you for a second.
What are we thinking, chat?
What are we thinking here?
Oh, you're switching the cameras.
I see.
unidentified
All right.
So.
@sithlordgroyper
Thoughts on the movie thing.
What the fuck?
I don't know what that means.
Oh, but you're a griper.
unidentified
Love you.
@sithlordgroyper
What camera is this here?
elijah schaffer
All right, go ahead.
So now you can go to the guest.
You can go to the shot three for a second.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, here we go.
unidentified
Like my legs.
elijah schaffer
Other shot.
unidentified
Other shot.
@sithlordgroyper
What shot?
elijah schaffer
Is that shot three?
Guess two.
Go to the triple shot with us.
unidentified
Go to triple shot.
elijah schaffer
Zoomed in.
Triple shot.
unidentified
18.
elijah schaffer
Click to 18.
Bring 18 up.
Thank you.
There we go.
Okay, so that's vMix right there.
That's what his screen looks like.
You guys like behind the scenes stuff.
So that's what it looks like.
That's what he's controlling, right?
That's vMix.
@sithlordgroyper
In the cockpit here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so.
@sithlordgroyper
This is the cockpit.
elijah schaffer
Every pity he's in the cockpit.
No, so he's here in this.
So that's vMix.
Now, vMix runs on like, Basically, Windows.
People say it can run on Linux.
I've never seen it run.
Of course, OBS can run on Linux.
But vMix is what everybody uses.
It's called a digital TriCaster.
And it's the industry standard.
In fact, I was even in El Salvador.
It's like, you know, go to a mall, it's what they're using.
And that essentially is a setup that people have said that the United States government basically enables vMix to have the industry standard to ensure that the majority of podcasts in the United States are.
Are running on vMix so that they can have access to all their live feeds.
And from my understanding, I've been told that the United States government has a tap on vMix and they watch all of our shit.
They monitor our computers and they use it to get into our computers.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So vMix is like an industry standard portal.
It is the top of the top.
It is one of the most complicated softwares you could ever use.
@sithlordgroyper
So they're just listening to our microphones and calling us.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I've been told that they are fully in with vMix.
And so it's very interesting because it is what you do live.
It's a live production software and it allows the government to get into computers.
From your favorite concert you're going to to your EDM show to light production.
I mean, this is what your people are using.
And there's no competitor.
No competitor exists that's industry standard.
You got to believe that the Americans are in Adobe.
They're in Adobe.
They're in Adobe Cloud.
They're in Adobe.
They're in vMix.
And they said that the United States government is what pushed these companies to go to cloud based instead of proprietary ownership into proprietary cloud because they didn't want to have to access your hard drives.
They want to just be able to have a tap into the cloud.
And that's sort of the world that we live in today.
It's very interesting.
Yeah, very interesting.
So that's just kind of my weird intake on what I've been told by people to get off vMix because that's what the government uses to spy on us.
I just say, I don't care if they're spying on me.
Show my dick even.
unidentified
We will.
@sithlordgroyper
Tonight at midnight, the OnlyFans launches.
elijah schaffer
We have a couple.
We want Ben.
unidentified
We want Ben.
@sithlordgroyper
Hey, Ben, if you're listening, you're welcome to come on the show.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So switching topics.
@sithlordgroyper
We actually don't have your camera set up anymore.
unidentified
We could.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to play, instead of playing a five minute waiting video, which we, Often do, we're switching topics.
We're going to play this last video here because Lindsey Graham said that we're going to go after Cuba now.
Cuban Leadership and Government Responsibility 00:04:35
elijah schaffer
Check this out the Cuban minister was or president was interviewed.
unidentified
Watch this.
kristen welker
Would you be willing to step down if it meant saving Cuba?
translator spanish
You are very important.
If the United States has journalists, have you ever asked that question to any other president in the world?
kristen welker
Because it's one of the conditions the United States is asking for, would you ever consider that?
translator spanish
Let me explain.
Have you asked that question to any other president in the world?
unidentified
Have you asked that question to any other president in the world?
translator spanish
Could you ask that question to Trump?
unidentified
Very hard question to President Trump.
translator spanish
Is that a question from you, or is that coming from the State Department of the U.S. government?
kristen welker
My question is because it's one of the things that we've heard the U.S. government talk about that they want.
Political change here in Cuba.
So, my question for you if they asked you, if they said this is one condition, would you say that?
translator spanish
Because of your honesty, I'm going to assume that you're asking that question because of those reasons.
In Cuba, the people who are in leadership positions are not elected by the U.S. government and they don't have a mandate from the U.S. government.
We have a free sovereign state, a free state.
We have self determination and independence and we are not.
Subjected to the designs of the United States.
On the other hand, Cuban leaders are not here representing an elite of power.
You can see my background, where I was born, my family, what I've done throughout my life.
We are elected by the people, although there's a narrative trying to disregard that.
Any one of us, before we become part of a leadership role, we need to be elected at the grassroots level in an electoral district by thousands of Cubans and then.
Those who represent the Cubans at the National Assembly of the People's Power elect those leadership positions and those offices, like it happens in many other countries around the world.
So, we have an election system on the basis of people's participation.
So, whenever we take this responsibility position and this leadership position, it's not out of our personal ambition or a corporate ambition or even a party ambition.
We do that as a mandate by the people.
And the concept of revolutionaries.
Giving up.
Stepping down is not part of our vocabulary.
If the Cuban people understand that I am not fit for office, that I am not at the, I have no reason to the occasion, then I should not be holding this position of president.
I will respond to them.
But you need to realize that you should not focus only on the president of the country because we have a collegiate leadership which is very closely linked to the people.
But it's not the United States that can impose anything on us.
The U.S. government that has implemented that hostile policy against Cuba has no moral to demand anything from Cuba.
They have no moral, not even to say that they are concerned about the situation of the Cuban people and that the Cuban government has.
Taking Cuba to this situation when they have all this responsibility on their shoulders.
I think the most important thing would be for them to understand and take this critical position, a sincere position, and that they recognize how much it has cost the Cuban people, the policy that they have implemented in terms of what they've done, and how much they have deprived the American people from a normal relationship with the Cuban people, and that they say it out as we have requested, and as we have asked, and as we're interested in, to engage.
In dialogue and discuss any topic without any condition, not demanding changes from our political system, as we are not demanding changes from the American system,
about which we have a number of doubts and a number of considerations, and that we can focus on what brings us together and what can create spaces of understanding in order to move away from confrontation and having a path forward for both countries of benefits, of friendship, and solidarity.
USSR Legacy and Cuban Lineage 00:09:17
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So that's pretty remarkable there.
One of the weird things about this is he's saying, like, you know, Lindsey Graham says that we have to take down Cuba.
Cuba.
Nosotros necesitamos a take down Cuba.
Is great evil, el diablo de Estados Unidos.
Es importante, el gobernante de Estados Unidos, colectivo.
unidentified
Taco, toco.
elijah schaffer
Aquí.
unidentified
Ahora.
elijah schaffer
I don't even know.
Destruction, destruction, destructivo.
unidentified
¿Por qué?
¿Por qué?
Por favor.
Hola.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, sorry, my Spanish is very bad tonight.
But here's the deal.
That's basically what we're being alerted by.
Now, there's somebody that I hate more than the Cuban government because he just, I locked him in a COVID camp.
I took away his permits to get across state borders between the Gold Coast and New South Wales, which I don't know how that was even legal.
That's one city.
That's one city.
They put a border between the cities, like a Berlin wall.
I have literally sided with the Muslims and made it illegal for him to own his dog.
And I even told him he's no longer allowed to have pineapple and beetroot on his burgers.
Australians who get that one.
What the fuck is even that?
unidentified
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
What is that?
Ladies and gentlemen, Australia Talk, welcome back.
unidentified
G'day, Elijah.
@australiantalk
It's great to be here, mate.
Yeah, we love that in our burgers back home in Australia.
What am I doing?
I'm doxing myself.
I better get back to the broadcasting voice.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
It's a pleasure to be here with you all.
I'm here with my blonde hombre who's going by Jose now.
His name is Elijah Niqua, but you know him better as a little Mexican midget.
unidentified
Little midget.
@australiantalk
He wants to crawl up inside and dig for his honeypot.
elijah schaffer
People have said that I've searched for honey in many things, including in meth, heroin, and pod.
I just, you know, what's kind of crazy is, you know, we live in this world.
We got to start bringing up hate mail.
I have this email thread from a potential security.
I'm so glad I didn't hire him.
He was like, I'd really like to run security for you.
Never responded.
And he's like, I'd really like to run security.
Here's my Delta.
And he goes, No way.
Fuck you, you drug abusing, woman abusing nigger.
I was like, What?
What did I do to you?
And it's like, Well, I'm glad that wasn't my security because then I probably would have been JFK.
But it was like, it was kind of interesting because people are very fickle.
unidentified
They believe the internet.
elijah schaffer
Actually, I really, I'm kind of upset that I deleted my bio before all the milodromics that used to say, everything you read about me on the internet is true.
unidentified
That's what it used to say.
elijah schaffer
Everything you read about me on the internet is true.
That's like a very, very tactile statement.
But it's, you know, as somebody who is a target of propaganda and a lot of lies, I start to sympathize with Cuba and countries.
I'm like, you know, there's just a lot of lies.
Did Cuba fall apart because it was communist or did it fall apart from US sanctions?
@sithlordgroyper
You have sanctions.
elijah schaffer
That's a good question, right?
unidentified
Did it.
elijah schaffer
Because China's communist and they're doing okay.
And I'm not pro communist.
Someone's going to clip this.
I'm saying, like.
Are they just regionally isolated and the USSR fell?
And that's why.
Is North Korea having famine because they're communist?
Or did the USSR fall and they didn't have strategic partners?
And now they're growing and they're increasing in their power because they now have China who's gaining.
China's now the communist superpower.
You know what I'm saying?
My questions are valid.
I'm not promoting their government systems.
I don't want to live there.
unidentified
Of course not.
elijah schaffer
I just like, dude, Cuba, Havana, Cuba used to be the place where we vacationed.
It used to be our Turks and Caicos.
@australiantalk
Well, they were very happy.
They've still got the spirit of the people over there.
But you do have to wonder.
After Castro said he was flushing the toilets of Cuba and emptied out their asylums and their prisons and sent them all on rickety boats over here, just like Al Pacino portrayed in Scarface, is that what led to the destruction of not only Miami, but wider America as well?
Because you had a foreign invasive force move in who were subpar when it comes to IQ, who certainly were not going to contribute to your country.
So they got rid of their worst, and we have to expect them, well, they kept their best.
Now, what's crazy is they have universal health care in Cuba.
Which you don't have in the United States.
But is it a byproduct of that?
Yeah, I would say so.
But are Cuba really the bad guys?
I think Cuba was caught in the middle.
I think America could have been probably kinder to them geopolitically back in the day.
And Russia, who was your adversary, or the former USSR, they saw an advantage to capture some territory there.
And that all bore out during the Cuban Missile Crisis, of course.
But Marco Rubio is from Cuba.
Is he the type of Cuban that you want in America?
elijah schaffer
Our intern is Cuban, actually.
And he's one of the most competent people I know.
Are Cubans incompetent?
For the most part, on the roads, yes.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I don't know who's worse, Cubans or Indians at driving.
@australiantalk
But they do love America.
They do.
When I arrived in Boca a couple of years ago, I can fondly recall I was picked up by a Cuban Uber driver from the airport to bring me over to the studio.
And he was just talking about his love affair with America, how he was embracing his human rights, which he now had.
And he wanted to wave the flags back in the day.
He was all for Trump, he was all for Margaret.
He thought America was the rescue destination for Cubans that wanted to flee socialism and communism.
That's a mindset which is compatible here.
That's a full assimilation that is a love for the country, its reverence, and the freedoms afforded to individuals here.
So that's a net gain.
We have other people here who certainly will not act that way.
I do wonder whether or not Cubans are better than Puerto Ricans.
I guess that's up for men's eyes to determine when they look at their women.
@sithlordgroyper
I like Cubans more.
I lived in Florida for a while.
I like Cubans.
They're like, they're patriotic people.
They come here.
They actually love being American.
Many of them.
Some of them are gangsters and they sell drugs in Miami, whatever.
But, you know, I actually like the spice of their culture in Florida.
It's like the bodegas, love the bodegas.
The, uh, really, I mean, you can't get better Cubans anywhere other than Florida.
And I actually like it.
I don't know.
I feel like they don't try to replace what we have.
They just try to celebrate their stuff.
And it's very, um, uh, It's located in their own little areas.
They have like little Cuban areas, you know.
elijah schaffer
Did you have a problem with English, though?
Yeah, but it's like, what?
@sithlordgroyper
They're Latinas, you know?
They're an exotic people.
I feel like I like the accent.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to tell you.
@australiantalk
It's a second language.
elijah schaffer
It's a second language.
unidentified
Do you know what?
elijah schaffer
In the nightclubs, nightclubs in Florida have a lot of Cuban ladies around.
@sithlordgroyper
I've never been.
elijah schaffer
Never been myself either.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't go to nightclubs.
unidentified
I don't believe it.
elijah schaffer
People would say, At Starbucks, they ask you for a tip with no service.
And the Cubans, they start servicing you at the tip.
And that's kind of crazy.
So apparently, they really take care of their boys.
They do bring a very interesting adult flavor to the Miami scene.
Everybody knows.
I won't call it the clubs by hand, but a lot of the sex capital of America is Miami.
That's the sex work capital of the country, by the way, is Miami because of the Cubans.
The Cubans are very service friendly people.
@sithlordgroyper
And there's going to be trips soon.
elijah schaffer
Dude, dude, you go to any club there, the fourth floor is just.
Orgies.
Like, that's how Miami is.
unidentified
SOB trip.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's how it is.
I've never been, But I would say that's what it's like there.
And, you know, and if you go to a strip club there or whatever, that's what they do.
And the thing is, I don't partake in that, but the Cubans do have a very big reverence for white people as well.
Cuban girls want white husbands and white people, and a lot of them are very, they're half white.
But I think.
@sithlordgroyper
I like how they yell, you know?
elijah schaffer
No, I don't like that.
@sithlordgroyper
You don't like when the ladies yell at you?
unidentified
Ricky!
@sithlordgroyper
You don't like when they're yelling at you?
And like they're with the accent.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I dated Mexican girls.
@sithlordgroyper
With the accents.
elijah schaffer
I dated Mexican girls almost my whole life.
@sithlordgroyper
That's different though.
elijah schaffer
And no, Cuban too, Latinas.
And dude, the makeup sex is great.
The makeup sex is always fantastic.
You know, when they're sitting around there and they're just fucking like, dude, you're like a nine year old white girl and they're a white transgender shooter in a school.
They're blowing your brains out, you know?
unidentified
In the school.
elijah schaffer
But it's like, I swear to God, you're like a victim in that case.
It's like, hey, a straight Christian kid.
But they're blowing you in a different way.
And they're blowing your brains out.
And you're like, you got this trans shooter, and you're a kid, and you're like, oh my gosh.
It's like a Columbine fantasy.
What's going on?
unidentified
What's going on?
@australiantalk
Do they bring the hate, Elijah?
Do they bring the spirit?
elijah schaffer
Dude, I'm gonna tell you this.
The fight's always worth it, but it's hell.
That's the problem with being Latinas.
It's like the makeup sex is always great, but your life is hell.
If you're a white guy and you get with a Latina, your daily existence is living hell.
It's like you literally just get a call and you're like, you're with your friends.
You come home 10 minutes late.
You're just like 10 minutes late.
And the phone is like, oh shit.
You're just like, hang on.
Muslim Population and Columbine Fantasies 00:04:14
unidentified
Sorry.
Who was that?
elijah schaffer
You go, the vet.
The vet.
That was the vet.
And then they're going through your phone.
They're going through your DNA testing.
You're Mormon.
They have your family lineage up.
Dude, everyone's like, the Mormons are good at family lineage.
Date a Latina and be 10 minutes late.
She'll know your family's in the game.
@sithlordgroyper
Colin D. Riddle says Latinas hit the wall at 22.
That is the downside.
That's the downside.
Everyone knows that you don't date them above 22.
elijah schaffer
You're talking about 18 year olds.
unidentified
Of course.
@sithlordgroyper
Of course.
But you can't date them to marry because they will just hit the wall and they'll be fat after 22.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
You can inject them with.
30 cc's of red, a true tide, and they will not do watch a man for just more.
elijah schaffer
What the hell are you talking?
Never been on the Latino, I can tell you that.
@sithlordgroyper
I haven't.
elijah schaffer
Everybody who's been on the Latino knows exactly what I'm talking about.
It's like it's crazy, it's crazy because what the hell are you talking?
@australiantalk
So, one thing about them, uh, predominantly they are Christian.
Is that correct?
They have a reverence, yeah, very Catholic.
What's the Muslim percentage of the population there in Cuba?
@sithlordgroyper
Very low, low here.
In America.
@australiantalk
But over there as well?
@sithlordgroyper
In Cuba?
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Muslim population?
@australiantalk
Not too many, right?
@sithlordgroyper
No clue, actually.
elijah schaffer
Hey, Siri.
Hey, Siri, what's the Muslim population?
The Muslim population is non negotiable.
It's true.
It's my understanding, it's not very high.
But, you know, you can still.
@australiantalk
So they should be America's friend then.
If they are predominantly now Christian and always have been, and there might have been some beef previously because nations were vying for global supremacy.
Well, that's a couple of generations old now, isn't it?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, we're not going to have peace with Cuba, especially if Marco Rubio retains any of his power, because he has a blood feud with communism, communist Cuba, just the communist Cuban regime in general, or just Cuba in general.
I think he just has like a sour taste in his mouth.
And that's why we're getting a lot of the rhetoric today about the anti Cuban rhetoric.
And we're even planning on potentially invading them or doing some kind of operation there.
That's what's happening.
@australiantalk
Has anyone ever lost a wink of sleep while sleeping in their beds in the United States, terribly afraid of what Cuba's going to do to them?
@sithlordgroyper
Only in the Cuban Missile Crisis.
@australiantalk
Yeah, back then.
elijah schaffer
That was Russia, though.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like a lot of people still, it's almost like a blood memory that was passed down.
It's like we still think about Cuba in a poor taste because of the Cuban Missile Crisis, at least generally.
@australiantalk
They're a minnow amongst the nations, and do they truly present a clear and present danger to the United States?
Or should there be some type of.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, their relation with China and Russia is still problematic.
Like, those are trade partners of Russia and.
And China, like Cuba is a trade partner of them, so that's really where the problems come from.
@australiantalk
What about the Cuban cigars?
Is this are they still outlawed?
unidentified
They're still in power.
Do you want a cigar?
@australiantalk
No, you might, you can have two.
unidentified
I'm gonna go grab one, I'll take one.
All right.
@australiantalk
Yeah, so there's still the embargo on that, which is kind of ridiculous because they're abundantly available in this country, right?
They're abundantly available in this country.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
So, what are we trying to do?
If you're going to ban one product, why would they ban that?
There's a love affair over there as well with American cars from the 1950s.
I know they can't have a lot of other cars.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't think it's a love affair.
I think they literally can't get any cars.
@australiantalk
I understand, but they take care of them, right?
They do great things.
unidentified
We have to.
@australiantalk
And it's actually, it looks really nice when you see footage over there and they're driving around and there's just American.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like America in the 60s.
@australiantalk
You know, the girls are roller skating and stuff like that, Georgie.
So, yeah, I don't think Cuba's that big of a problem, to tell you the truth.
If you want to annihilate them, you could easily annihilate them.
But for a quarter of the money that you give to a different nation, which is fairly small in a different region of the world, if you just took a quarter of what you gave them and flicked it to the Cubans, I think you could almost offset any future retaliation.
But once again, it's really Putin that's going to go on in there.
You could just park a sub between yourself and them.
You most likely are anyway.
The whole Cuban.
@sithlordgroyper
I think we still have a base in Cuba.
We have a U.S. base there.
@australiantalk
Is that from the Bay of Phoenix back in the day?
Raiders Franchise and California Politics 00:14:55
@sithlordgroyper
I think so, yeah.
It's like we still have something there.
I don't know exactly the details.
I should know this, but I don't.
@australiantalk
What are our next stories we've got coming up as well, Georgie Boy?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, now it's a bunch of cultural topics.
Elijah loves these.
We can't because he's the computer operator, actually.
@australiantalk
Oh, is that a.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, he pulls them up.
I just look pretty here.
@australiantalk
Okay, have we heard anything from chat?
Any super chats through?
If not, we'll get a few.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, well, I'll take a black mile of wine, this guy says.
Sorry, bro.
We don't serve the blacks here.
@australiantalk
Oh, one thing earlier on, I was mentioned Kamala Harris potentially is considering running again, although they never admit it.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, yeah, we talked about that earlier.
What do you think about that?
@australiantalk
Well, I heard you say you'd vote for her.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, she's got my vote.
@australiantalk
I'm not sure if Doug's going to be happy with that or Doug's lesbian daughter who has horrific tattoos that tries to look masculine, but she's as frail as a fucking twink on a heroin addiction.
But aside from that, yeah, Kamala, what were her polling numbers prior to the DNC cooking the books and making her the nominee to run against Trump and then giving her $1.5 billion as well to waste on a campaign which was absolutely worthless?
So wasn't she running at like 3%?
She was certainly not the most popular Democrat candidate according to the delegates or their base.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, if I remember correctly, they kind of stole that.
I don't know from who.
Who was she running against?
@australiantalk
Bernie was the man.
@sithlordgroyper
Was Bernie up there in the last election?
@australiantalk
Well, he was sort of.
Bernie never went away because remember, the DNC, their true base, the direction that their younger supporters would prefer them to go in is AOC as Queen and Bernie as VP.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
@australiantalk
So that was the ticket.
That was the ticket for them to run against Trump.
You know, now with hindsight, we can know, well, Kamala didn't win anyway.
They wasted $1.5 billion.
So would they have actually achieved a better result if it was AOC and Bernie?
But they've never been willing to give them the opportunity because they never want to openly come on out and say, yes, we are socialist and that's the way we'd like to do things in the United States.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, I think they're going to start positioning in that direction.
I think my prediction is, I could be totally wrong.
Usually, people, when they predict this far out, they're usually wrong.
But I think it's going to be Gavin Newsom and potentially AOC.
I think the reason why is Gavin Newsom represents kind of the old guard of the liberals and AOC, all the young people love her, like especially the brown young people.
So I think it's a powerful alliance.
I would be surprised if they didn't do something like that.
The only thing I can think of is maybe Gavin Newsom.
I don't think he really likes her.
unidentified
No way.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I think he does like white people.
I think he wants to run with white people.
I don't really think he likes women.
unidentified
He'd tap it.
He would definitely fuck her.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, he would tap her.
elijah schaffer
What they're going for, the white people in the U.S., Sort of like an Indian bourgeois.
It's like you have 25,000 British ruling like 600 million Indians.
Just because whites are the minority doesn't mean that we view ourselves as a minority, right?
So we view ourselves as the ruling class.
And with AOC, Wood.
@australiantalk
The funny thing about her, if she does get up on stage, is she going to put on the thick, heavy accent as well?
Is she going to switch it up half spending?
unidentified
I don't think she will.
@sithlordgroyper
She is like a powerhouse.
Everyone loves her for her.
She doesn't need to put on an act.
Kamala, she just has no personality in general.
So she just adapts whatever she's around.
That's just her.
elijah schaffer
By the way, to new viewers tonight, it's a brand new show.
We're now here.
This is our seventh episode here Monday through Friday minimum.
Sometimes Saturdays at 9 p.m. Central.
unidentified
Sometimes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, tomorrow night.
It's Easter for Orthodox.
We won't be here.
But I'm just letting you know that we're here at 9 p.m.
So join us every night if you're bored.
If you want to watch something else different, we're here at 9 p.m.
We'll talk about that.
I want to show you a couple of pictures.
@australiantalk
Just quickly, one thing on that.
So, with the whole AOC deal, there's meant to be this thing, which is the American dream, but you allegedly have to be asleep to believe it, according to George Carlin.
And I guess that does ring true for most people.
But if a bartender from New York City can elevate herself all the way to vice president of the United States or potentially president of this country, doesn't that demonstrate that maybe the American dream is within reach for some people?
unidentified
A bot in your system.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, it is in reach for some people, just not white people.
unidentified
Oh.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, it's in reach for a lot of people, just not us.
We're left out.
We're kicked out of that because we're racist and oppressive.
@australiantalk
You had your time.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we did.
@australiantalk
But white people have had their time.
They've enjoyed America.
That's right.
They made America great.
And they're trying to recapture that.
But obviously, that will not happen.
That's a fantasy.
unidentified
Wait, let me tell you this.
@australiantalk
They have to punish it.
Would she want to be a bot?
@sithlordgroyper
Someone's capturing the American dream.
unidentified
It's AOC.
@sithlordgroyper
It's.
Iron Donald's captive dreamer, captive.
Well, he's kind of white, right?
unidentified
What is he, Polish or something?
@sithlordgroyper
He doesn't look like a fucking gremlin.
That guy, it's like a monster.
@australiantalk
What are your concerns about Newsom?
Aside from the fact, fiscally, he's I love it, irresponsible.
@sithlordgroyper
I have no concerns.
I think he's going to be a great president.
elijah schaffer
No, he's not.
You know how California politics work.
I know you're that was a joke, by the way.
No, I know you're I know you're a foreigner, so I know you don't know, but the way California works, so California is run by districts.
There's several districts run by Jewish families, several run by the mafia, two run by communists.
unidentified
There might be three.
elijah schaffer
And so Karen Bass, the mayor of LA, is part of a communist group that runs LA, particularly LA Major, because LA Minor, which is considered District LA, is kind of run by the state.
So Newsom kind of controls the periphery of LA.
LA is like its own country, right?
Tomorrow, 10 to 20 million people, depending on how many illegals you count in that, it's the size of Australia in one little region.
@australiantalk
Interestingly enough, the population of California is larger than the total population of the whole continent of Australia.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and some people say that if you really only counted Australians, LA would be the size of Australia.
That's my joke.
It's like the size of Australia, not what they report, but what's true.
So you have LA, which is controlled by a communist group.
It's been controlled for like, I think, since like 88 by a communist group.
And, you know, Karen Bask has been involved in murders allegedly and things like that, but, you know, they get involved, which is why, you know, God, I love, you know, the OC and I love the fact that.
A white guy's trying to run for mayor of LA.
I don't know if that's possible, especially with the Palisades fire, which was meant to destroy the white community for revolting recently.
We won't talk about that.
@australiantalk
He's also a racial realist.
He believes, and he told Adam Carolla on his own podcast a couple of years ago.
elijah schaffer
You want to mention him?
I don't want to get sued, so go ahead and mention him.
@australiantalk
No, no, 100%.
Adam Carolla was putting questions to Gavin Newsom about why certain demographics within Los Angeles and California are unable to attain a status that other people have, particularly within one generation of migrating there.
And Gavin Newsom seemed oblivious to the answer.
But he kept saying, well, it's because they're black or because they're this or because they're that.
And by extension, he was saying these people are not capable as a collective group to be able to achieve success and upward mobility.
elijah schaffer
I thought you were talking about Spencer Pratt.
@australiantalk
No, not Spencer Pratt.
He's the faggot that used to be on that TV show.
elijah schaffer
No, he's a white nationalist running for mayor of LA.
@australiantalk
Well, there you go.
So he's transformed, he's evolved his view.
Well, he's no longer beholden to his blonde cheeks.
elijah schaffer
Well, because he still.
What happened was that he had a home in the Palisades.
@australiantalk
Right.
elijah schaffer
In Malibu Palisades.
So you have to understand, okay, let me keep on topic here.
But Malibu Palisades is a separate unit.
It's run by whites and it's not under the communist regime.
People don't know about this stuff.
So, you know, LA is run by the communist regime.
It's run by Karen Bass, who's obviously a revolutionary.
Now, Orange County is heavily dictated by private white Protestant families.
@australiantalk
Is she the black that went to Africa while the whole place was burning?
@sithlordgroyper
Perhaps.
elijah schaffer
Well, we'll leave that out.
I don't want to get sued.
I still have business there.
But ultimately speaking, You know, so you have the Irving family, right?
Irving family, I should say.
Irving family, what's called Irvine, as you pronounce it in English.
Irving family in Orange County, and you have quite a few diasporas there.
And that's controlled by WASPs, right?
Now, the state obviously lobbied back in, I think, 2018 and the primaries to get some control of the congressional seats.
But you basically have the WASP Christian unit of Orange County, especially in South Orange County.
The further south you go, North Orange County is controlled by Hispanics now.
And the state infiltration.
LA is controlled by the communists.
The minor LA or the state control is controlled by the state.
And then, of course, you have Palisades, Malibu, Weehoe, which is, I would say, controlled by white people.
It's controlled by liberal whites, atheist whites.
And so you kind of have two choices if you're white.
You live in South Orange County, you live in Northwest LA.
I don't think Malibu is a part of that.
Now, you go up, you go into like Santa Barbara, you go into the valley.
The valley is a little bit of like Hispanic.
It's where.
Porn's made.
It's where the studios are.
And then you go up to central California.
Now, central California is controlled by the Jews.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That's where the Mexicans work.
That's the breadbasket.
And they have, they keep control through water rights.
So, like, I think one Jewish family owns about a third or a fourth of all water rights in the state, being the fact that it's a desert state, gets very low rainfall in the south.
So they basically control and they blackmail the federal government through controlling how much water gets released to the farmers.
Very, very interesting.
It's one Jewish family actually controls the majority of the land.
@sithlordgroyper
Only a Jew would do that.
Only a Jew would think of that.
elijah schaffer
Well, the Jews control like the farming and stuff.
It's very interesting.
Monsanto's there too.
There's a lot of politics in Central.
Then you get up North, which is a different state, by the way.
California needs to be divided, honestly.
Like once you get up to Sacramento, like as far as Redding, and you get into like, you know, the Bay Area, you get into, you know, Raiders.
I guess Raiders are LA now, but previously you get into old Raiders territory.
You end up with like a very interesting dynamic.
It's its own micro state.
I don't know if you know about this, but Silicon Valley, its own micro state.
They actually run autonomous to the federal government.
They actually have federal protections that are very weird.
So the state is basically broken up.
And then, of course, I didn't talk about San Diego, but San Diego is broken apart from LA only because of the Marine base that's right there between there.
And I don't want to start getting the algorithms to know what I'm talking about, but we'll just leave it there.
But the Marines that are deployed in the Middle East are from San Diego area, North San Diego.
San Diego is unique because it used to be a white bastion stronghold because they have really, California has the strongest borders with Mexico.
By the way, Give California problems.
They're the strongest Mexican border of any state in the Union.
Strongest, most militarized, most blocked border.
There's very little cross migration between California and Mexico.
They actually have the.
@sithlordgroyper
You sure about that, pal?
We have so many Mexicans in San Diego.
It is obscene.
elijah schaffer
Yes, but where do they come from?
@sithlordgroyper
Mexico?
Tijuana?
elijah schaffer
Texas and Arizona.
unidentified
Tijuana.
elijah schaffer
They migrate west.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, some of them come.
Oh, you think so?
elijah schaffer
Yes, I do.
@australiantalk
Well, when you're giving that breakdown for who lives where and what they're doing in those certain cities, Elijah, you didn't tell me.
elijah schaffer
I said it used to be a white bastion.
I said they live there now, but they didn't come from there.
Dude, with Tijuana, dude, they don't come from Tijuana, dude.
@australiantalk
Where's the La Raza area?
La Raza.
unidentified
Where's the East LA?
elijah schaffer
Los Angeles de East.
That's East Los Angeles.
The Brown Berets, the Brown Brothers.
That's East LA.
@australiantalk
Okay, all the dudes that were doing the No Kings and the homies jumping on top of police cars while they're letting them on fire.
elijah schaffer
But Santa Barbara, North, Georgia State.
I think the state should be cut off by Central.
I think Central California should be its own state.
It should be called.
Like, well, like Central Baja.
I think South California should be called SoCal.
And I think that North California should be called NorCal, just like we have a central, you know, just like we have like West Virginia, East Virginia.
I think California should be NorCal, South Cal, and then like Central Baja because it's like, it's a different place.
But the problem is, is like, when you go to Santa Barbara, dude, you know, the Mexicans are taking over California, but they're still really down in the South.
And when you go up to the North, what's really weird is you see a lot of the fentanyl problems, it's drugs mostly in the North.
It's Mexicans and Blacks.
@sithlordgroyper
And then Seattle that's like totally overrun as well.
I don't know if it's just Mexicans.
elijah schaffer
San Fran is closer to Seattle than it is to LA.
@sithlordgroyper
Immigrant.
elijah schaffer
LA is closer to New York and its problems than it is to San Fran.
That's what I'm saying.
LA has its own problems.
I would say San Diego is closer to Dallas than it is to LA.
It's a white place that's being overrun by immigrants fast because San Diego wasn't immigrant run.
It's being overrun quickly.
@sithlordgroyper
There's a lot of Somalians there.
That's something new.
I was gone in the military for four years plus two.
So six years I hadn't been home after I left.
And then I come back.
So I joined the military in February of 2020, and I get back in 2026.
So many Somalians.
They were not there before.
There's a lot of them now.
@australiantalk
So, George, did you just sign up so you could serve under President Joe Biden?
He inspired you to join the campaign?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, I was actually there.
I was there under Trump still.
It was Trump's last year.
@australiantalk
Oh, it was.
unidentified
Oh, wait.
Someone clarified.
elijah schaffer
The Raiders are in Vegas now.
unidentified
Sorry.
What?
Raiders?
elijah schaffer
Because they were in Oakland when I was raised.
@australiantalk
Hey, one thing on that.
@sithlordgroyper
The Chargers?
elijah schaffer
No, the.
@sithlordgroyper
We had the San Diego Chargers, and now they're in LA.
unidentified
Yeah, that's what I said.
elijah schaffer
They said that the Raiders are in Los Angeles.
I don't watch.
Goi boss, my grandfather was a charger.
@australiantalk
I know we never talk sport or anything on the show, but to me, that is fucking bizarre that you have a sports franchise, a team that has been somewhere that the people there grew to love, they won championships, and then seemingly because of capitalism or the lack thereof, they pack up and they move, in some cases, to an entirely different state and take the team there.
How the fuck do they expect the supporter base to transport themselves there?
elijah schaffer
Goyball is a big business.
@sithlordgroyper
I heard somewhere.
@australiantalk
It just doesn't happen anywhere else in the world, though.
elijah schaffer
Because Mexicans all started in California.
Dude, Mexicans love the Doyers, the LA Dodgers in baseball.
They love and love and love.
They love the Lakers.
Acres home.
And they love the Raiders.
The Raiders also, also, dude, it's so bad.
I went to a San Francisco Giants game versus the LA Doyers.
unidentified
And they.
elijah schaffer
Killed someone in front for wearing a San Francisco jersey.
@australiantalk
Is the LA Doyers the LA Dodgers?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they call them the Doyers.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
I'm with the nationalism.
Car Insurance and Middle Class Shifts 00:12:14
elijah schaffer
What is wrong with you?
Why are you wearing dickies at your shins?
Why do you have Walmart socks meeting your dicky shorts at your shins?
unidentified
So that's another thing.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you dated a Mexican girl, did you not?
@australiantalk
No, I didn't actually.
He just had to be nice with her.
That wasn't a doubt.
unidentified
It was a fling.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
I had a Spanish Mexican nanny growing up.
@australiantalk
No joke.
@sithlordgroyper
Shout out Miriam.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Miriam Edelson.
@sithlordgroyper
I spoke Spanish as a young boy and I lost it as I got older.
Or at the very least, I understood it, but then I lost it over time.
I was from a different tax bracket until 2008.
elijah schaffer
Who's the.
Well, I've been in a different tax bracket until 2025.
That's even different.
@australiantalk
What, the subprime wiped out your clan, George?
@sithlordgroyper
It did, it did.
Yeah, we lost our house.
elijah schaffer
I lost my house in 2008, too.
That's how we got.
@sithlordgroyper
Poverty, too.
Then we ended up as just like normal middle class instead of upper middle class.
It was like, ugh, I don't know how you people live like this.
elijah schaffer
I'm in poverty now.
@australiantalk
There's no extras, man.
That's what it means.
That's a difference between middle class and upper middle class.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He was like, I bought pizza.
He ate the rest of the pizza.
I was eating his crust.
That's what it's like being middle class.
You eat the upper middle class crust.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He goes, I bought pizza for everyone.
One medium pizza.
I go, hey, nigga, that's not how we do things here.
This is upper class.
Where's the second pizza?
@sithlordgroyper
My brother only got a Dodge Charger instead of an M3.
Hello.
@australiantalk
Damn it.
unidentified
Fuck.
elijah schaffer
Some people are just like, are just crashing on the freeway.
A car gets fixed, like, hey, you want to spend some more money on your car game?
unidentified
Thanks.
@australiantalk
Damn it.
elijah schaffer
Did Francis Moon do enough to it?
I did a little more.
No, I'm totally joking.
Actually, today you're driving on the North Dallas Tollway.
@australiantalk
That is a story.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what happened with that?
We're at the yip yap part of the show.
So, what's going on?
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Okay, so here's me minding my own business driving a 200,000 car down the freeway, ladies and gentlemen.
And some beaner up in front of me in a fucking construction truck with a whole lot of garbage on the back decided not to strap it down appropriately because he does not give a fuck about the EPA.
And then, before I know about it, three cars in front of me start hitting things.
And then the lady in front of me, which was the fourth car in the line, she swerved to the left.
And then, 100 yards or less in front of me, was debris strewn all across the road, including bricks and rocks and half concrete blocks and wood and you name it, man.
It was like pallets that were shit strewn all across all four lanes.
I had nowhere to go.
So, I ripped it because we ride motorbikes and we have excellent situational awareness when I'm on the roads.
So, I was able to rip that $200,000 ride to the right and then to the left.
But unfortunately, I didn't put it into the wall, Elijah, and destroy it.
elijah schaffer
Otherwise, I was hoping you did.
Then we have now I finally have insurance on the car.
So, we could have insurance frauded then.
Because, like before, that's how I got taken off the investigation, right?
I didn't have insurance on the car because my wife, wow, didn't turn in her ID.
And suddenly, two weeks before the car got stolen, the insurance expired.
How'd that happen?
Wow, that's crazy.
Well, now I have, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, anyway, I had to give it to, and that's Georgie's car.
I gave it to Georgie.
This is not a joke.
I actually gave an M3 to Georgie.
I literally told him, if you want to work for me, I can't pay you because I don't have any money, but I can give you an M3.
And I gave him the M3.
And that was like a gift to pay for his salary.
@sithlordgroyper
Skyrocketed overnight.
elijah schaffer
Well, I gave you a free M3.
I would work for me too for a free M3.
That's kind of cool.
@sithlordgroyper
That's a crazy deal.
@australiantalk
I had to give it to Georgie.
Caliber as well, and not be.
elijah schaffer
I gave you a free M3 to work here.
That's not a bad deal.
@sithlordgroyper
Look, I've been playing video games my whole life.
You see me drive that car.
I'm basically a professional.
@australiantalk
Are you chasing Ben Shapiro and cars in the video game world?
unidentified
I am.
How'd you know that?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, it's a Groper thing.
We all do that.
@australiantalk
That happens all over the world, as a matter of fact.
Yeah.
But we're going after Rabbi Shamuli more than Shapiro, particularly when we're in New York City driving.
@sithlordgroyper
We're going after the whole gang.
@australiantalk
So what happened was in my car, I was able to rip it left, rip it white, and I ended up with two punched tires.
Which was the best anyone could expect because one other car absolutely totaled itself, put into the wall, strewn across all four lanes straight into the wall.
That lady was obviously quickly spirited away to a hospital to receive some medical attention.
The other two cars, which were affected, were absolutely destroyed on the side of the road.
And there was one other lady who was up again, a little bit forward of me, and she was rendered assistance for a couple of punches as well.
But yeah, I got out of it pretty well, luckily.
But once again, it was all because of the Beano who hadn't strapped.
Down the construction rubble on the back of a truck.
So maybe if Governor Newsom is present, he can put the EPA back in control of things and we can ensure that when materials are leaving a site on the back of a flatbed, it is compliant.
Well, you know, that actually was a moment.
The cortisol did spike fractionally, but we got it back under control.
unidentified
What?
@sithlordgroyper
Next topic.
Let's just pull it up because this ties in very well.
The first thing on the list here is competency decline in America.
unidentified
Where?
@sithlordgroyper
In the last block?
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
If I was Asian, George, I wouldn't have spoken to you.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I didn't even see we had that.
Sorry.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we got a lot more.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
My bad.
@australiantalk
I just prepared all the cigar smoke in this bloody studio.
@sithlordgroyper
I always prepare more than we need.
Oh, so just keep scrolling down.
elijah schaffer
That background behind me, I made that.
@sithlordgroyper
He did pretty good.
elijah schaffer
Elijah's whole studio, I made the whole studio.
@sithlordgroyper
All right, this is you.
We already put this, yeah.
elijah schaffer
We're in competency crisis.
I told you that.
@sithlordgroyper
Competency is going down in America.
You went to a brown school, there's too many browns.
elijah schaffer
I did, I got expelled from a white school, went to a brown school.
unidentified
More what?
@sithlordgroyper
In there's one, there should be one above this.
elijah schaffer
The flocking, I already played that.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, is that the one?
elijah schaffer
Okay, so the flocking cameras, this is these are all over Frisco, by the way.
We should show people these are everywhere.
We've had 450 in just Frisco.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
Whoever did this in Minecraft is a patriot.
elijah schaffer
Take that watermark off.
Thank you.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
So, what am I looking at?
elijah schaffer
So, these are in the UK.
They start in Europe, another here.
They're monitoring cameras.
They monitor your license plate, EPA, whatever.
And they're all over the city of Austin.
And they're all over Frisco.
And they don't do shit here because.
@sithlordgroyper
Do they use Palantir?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But they also can't do anything like in the UK because we have laws, constitutional laws in Texas.
So, we have these instead of red light cans.
They can't do anything but give data.
So, it's not illegal to give your data away to big business, but it's still everywhere.
One time I threw a bottle of vodka when I was down here and it fucked it up.
It fucked it up.
@sithlordgroyper
He did that in video games.
elijah schaffer
Minecraft.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, in a video game.
@australiantalk
If we miss surveillance cameras, operational cameras, never did that in Australia.
It's considered a hate crime.
unidentified
Yeah.
Really?
@australiantalk
Yeah, it is.
And so, you can't dispose of that because that's government.
Property and how dare you?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it is in the UK too, but patriots are still doing it.
@australiantalk
Well, you're meant to go out there and do it.
They're actually beckoning you to come and destroy them because what the fuck?
@sithlordgroyper
You know, we don't want to turn into communist China.
It's like that's what they do there.
They have these all over the place, and it's like they're tracking you.
They have your whole face scanned in a database, and they can literally track you in your car.
Someone got a I think they went to jail for getting road head in China, and they were really yes, and they were able to zoom in on the face, capture the guy that did it, and then they arrested him for getting a little bit of road head.
God forbid.
A guy gets a little bit of road head.
Road head should be mandatory.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Have you ever gotten road head before?
unidentified
I have.
@sithlordgroyper
It's the greatest thing.
It's one of my favorite things.
Top five things.
elijah schaffer
Is it from a girl?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Okay, just checking.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Did you do a road head before?
@australiantalk
It's only impressive to me when it's done in a motorcycle.
So, you know, she's really reaching 100.
unidentified
Have you done that?
Allegedly.
elijah schaffer
I've seen people fuck on a motorcycle before.
@sithlordgroyper
I think I've seen like a clip of that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was on Twitter recently.
@sithlordgroyper
Did we see the same clip?
unidentified
Probably.
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
And we repeated it.
No, but like, like, like, repeated it.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm like.
The reason we bring girls on road trips is just to get road head.
Like, because, like, you're just like tired, and the girl's like, bing, bing, bing, bong, bong.
unidentified
And then you're good.
elijah schaffer
And then you're good.
unidentified
So true.
elijah schaffer
Isn't it crazy how dumb sex is?
And when you have post not clarity, you're like, this is so stupid.
Why do I even care about this?
This is stupid.
But when you're in it, you're in it to win it.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't get post not clarity.
elijah schaffer
Have you heard sex on ketamine?
@sithlordgroyper
I've never done ketamine.
elijah schaffer
Neither have I. I've never done drugs.
@sithlordgroyper
Me neither.
elijah schaffer
So, a little nicotine at the end of the night for me.
@sithlordgroyper
Next topic.
elijah schaffer
Next topic.
unidentified
What do we say?
Next topic.
@sithlordgroyper
On that note, we got a lot of good shit here.
elijah schaffer
This is crazy.
So, a black male decided he wanted to protect his.
This is like, he's got to have died after this.
He has like a shitty hatchback, and he decides to protect his car from a truck using his body.
unidentified
What the.
@australiantalk
Oh, dude, no, you don't want to be there.
That's the wrong spot to be.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, crushed.
@australiantalk
He doesn't understand the whole armor.
unidentified
His armor's broken.
@australiantalk
Dude, don't.
unidentified
His leg is fucked.
@australiantalk
He's cocked, rod angle, square, literally leveled off steel right through his back.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It must be an Indian.
That's got to be an Indian then.
Because I've got European license plates.
It's got to be an Indian.
@sithlordgroyper
Or a black.
elijah schaffer
No, I feel like blacks would just.
@sithlordgroyper
He looks black.
He looks like a black guy.
You can't see his face.
I don't think he's wearing a mask.
@australiantalk
Wait, what type of person tries to protect their car from a truck with their own body?
@sithlordgroyper
Someone with a very low IQ.
At least standard deviation.
elijah schaffer
Someone who's not a high schooler working eight hours a day building.
Propeller airplane for the government in World War II.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
I mean, that's crazy.
The car, though.
Look at that car.
I mean, you got to save that.
elijah schaffer
Like, who would do that?
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
That's his whole life right there in that car.
@australiantalk
How come he didn't realize he obviously pulled up after the truck because the truck was pulling out?
It's got much larger tanks to fill the tanks.
@sithlordgroyper
Let's run out of fuel now.
Let's see it one more time.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
So we're not going to see, but he's pulled up next to that truck when it's there.
unidentified
He likes it.
elijah schaffer
It wouldn't even have hit.
It wouldn't have hit.
@sithlordgroyper
He had so much time to avoid it.
elijah schaffer
It wouldn't have hit, too.
He could have died.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
He could have died.
elijah schaffer
What do you all say to this?
@australiantalk
His back's not going to be feeling good from that.
That was straight across the kidneys.
@sithlordgroyper
He trusts his life insurance more than his health or car insurance.
Is wrong with these niggas?
Damn, pop smoke.
Did he die?
elijah schaffer
Pop smoke, nah, he just got some tenons ripped.
@australiantalk
Wait a second, so if the truck didn't stop, was that hit and run?
@sithlordgroyper
I mean, he kind of jumped in front of it, so I don't see this video.
elijah schaffer
The Kardashians with AR without makeup.
Let's see, he was at every girl's mid.
unidentified
What the?
@sithlordgroyper
Still would, she's actually definitely would.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Definitely still would.
unidentified
Yep.
@sithlordgroyper
100,000% every day of the week.
elijah schaffer
And mostly, especially that one.
@australiantalk
Do you reckon the mum used to whisper into his ear when he was sleeping at night before the transition, Bruce, you are a woman.
Bruce, you are a woman.
And literally into his subconscious?
Because how did that happen?
He was decathlon champion, right?
He was on the Wheaties boxes back in the day.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, Olympic gold medalist.
@australiantalk
He was a definition of the American athlete.
And he won Woman of the Year.
And then ESPN gave him an award as well, from what I recall.
And he got up on stage and actually received it.
And then he tried to say, nah, it's cool because we had trendies because we're Marga.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
I don't understand what the fuck.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I had a famous clip at CPAC 2024.
No, 2022.
Elon Musk and Conservative Feminism 00:14:21
elijah schaffer
It was in Dallas.
And I go, Caitlin was walking by me.
Caitlin Jenner was with his entourage, Bruce.
And full on drag.
It's one of the funniest because I got to find it.
It's so many millions of views.
And I was like, hey, Caitlin, we love you.
And he goes, hey.
He's walking past in his drag.
unidentified
He's like, hey.
What's up, boys?
elijah schaffer
We're going to be talking about the economic and political state of the world.
unidentified
Bro, it's one of those moments.
He goes, hey.
elijah schaffer
It was like, damn, bro.
That bitch has a deep voice.
Hermes went out and talked to Indians in Frisco.
He was staying here for a while.
He got raped by me.
unidentified
Listen to this.
Like most Indians, you think they're integrating into society?
Or, like you said, they're kind of staying themselves, going to their own schools, maybe not trying to learn the American culture.
Do you think that's a problem at all?
You know, it's going to be the Darwin's theory.
It's going to be the survival of the fittest sort of a thing.
The more you're able to blend in, the more you're able to live and thrive in the community and the society you're around, the more you are able to adapt, the more you'll probably feel part of the society.
And the folks that don't eventually may have a shorter tenure here.
They eventually feel homesick.
They eventually feel.
Left out in whatever way or form and may not be here that long.
Do you think they feel homesick if they have like their own temple or they have all their neighbors are Indian, you know, they go to the Indian restaurant down the street?
Do you think they feel homesick or they're kind of building like a new home here that is separate from almost like American society, but then they have like eight kids or 10 kids.
They have a lot of children because you got your guys' birth rates are very high, whereas the rest of America is pretty low.
So don't you think they're kind of almost making like a new home here?
You think like most Indians, you think.
elijah schaffer
Good point, great clip.
@sithlordgroyper
Hermes, we love Hermes here at Rift TV.
We hope it comes on again soon.
Boom, boom, I love Hermes, yeah, dude.
I love Hermes.
elijah schaffer
Take that off, you gotta let me take that shit off.
I gotta get on my screen here.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, I don't know how long we're gonna commentate.
elijah schaffer
No, you just well, yeah, but I gotta look at other things here.
@sithlordgroyper
We got a lot of stuff in the list.
If you want to look at the list here, ruin your Mr. Talent.
@australiantalk
That's uh, that was some back talk, not appropriate, not appropriate, some back talk, man.
Come over here and slap him as well, brother.
elijah schaffer
Cutting his paint.
unidentified
Cut his paint.
@sithlordgroyper
He's taking the M3.
@australiantalk
Fuck.
unidentified
Dang it.
@sithlordgroyper
They're taking the M3 from me.
@australiantalk
He's grown a set pretty quickly.
elijah schaffer
This is crazy, actually.
This one is, I do want to talk about this.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
This is actually nuts.
unidentified
Check this out.
@sithlordgroyper
Are you ready for me to put it on the screen?
Take that as a yes.
Here we go.
peter schweizer
He serves in the Chinese Communist Party.
He had, according to California officials, 26 children born through surrogacy in the United States, all of them, of course, now US citizens.
He said in one interview his plans were for one of them to eventually become president of the United States.
He serves in the Chinese Communist Party.
@sithlordgroyper
We love that.
@australiantalk
Well, 26 opportunities for a super high IQ child, I think.
One in 26 will be super high IQ.
@sithlordgroyper
At least a politician.
@australiantalk
Multilingual.
They're going to be Ivy League, of course.
And, you know, backed by the CCP.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
That's a plan of action.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it's through surrogacy.
So I assume he picks the wife or the woman to produce the child.
@australiantalk
I don't think it's a baby factory.
unidentified
They're all literal.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I don't think it's just like a sperm donation thing.
Because if it was surrogacy, all his babies would be Latina.
elijah schaffer
It's called the Dave Rubin special.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
That's a lot of alimony.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, it is.
He doesn't have to pay it, though, because he's Chinese, you know.
But I'm sure he will.
He's a high ranking official.
@australiantalk
So, okay, he can't be the only one then.
There's no way they're only doing it with one individual.
There must be another 10 doing it.
@sithlordgroyper
It's an interesting angle.
@australiantalk
Yeah, 100%.
You know, you're not just going to roll the dice with 26.
If it's working there and that's public now, I think, you know, you'd hedge your bets and you'd go for more.
Why not?
It's the easiest way to infiltrate.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, if he's doing it, I'm sure a lot of his.
In the higher up Communist Party circles are doing it.
unidentified
Why not?
@australiantalk
I wonder how they're flaunting it from the shoulder as well.
Was it something he proposed to Z and said, Hey, Z, what do you think?
@sithlordgroyper
They chummed this shit out.
Look what I just did.
I got 26 kids.
He maybe doubled that.
Maybe he had a twin situation.
@australiantalk
I don't hate it.
As a man, if you've got 26, I'll tell you what, Andrew Tate better lift his game, man.
He's meant to be having a lot and he's well into it.
What is he a dozen in front of Elon as well?
unidentified
I don't know.
@australiantalk
Elon's meant to have at least a dozen.
This dude's got 26.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I think Elon has like fucking 18 kids or something.
I don't think he's got 26 in just America.
He's probably got more in China.
@australiantalk
I think he's going to crack the ton.
I think he's going to go all the way to 100 for sure because he's got 26 now.
It's very simple.
So if the model works, replicate it and replicate it and replicate it because you want it multi generational and you want people in there to be able to elevate and advance and provide favorability to others that come afterwards as well.
@sithlordgroyper
I just hope he has more kids with Grimes.
Really, I love Graham's.
I really do.
I hope they have way more kids.
@australiantalk
You like her music or her artwork?
@sithlordgroyper
I love her music.
I love her character.
She's just like a cool thing.
@australiantalk
The Elf Ears.
Are you into the Elf Ears?
@sithlordgroyper
I fucking love the Elf Ears.
unidentified
Love it.
Right.
@sithlordgroyper
Does she put on Elf Ears, really?
@australiantalk
Damn straight.
@sithlordgroyper
I didn't know that, actually.
Yeah, I just like her energy.
You know, she's like petite.
She's beautiful.
You know, she's got like an art.
unidentified
I don't know.
@sithlordgroyper
I love liberal, like crazy liberal woman.
@australiantalk
You know, crazy hot scale.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't know what's wrong with me, but the crazy.
@australiantalk
Where is she on the crazy hot scale?
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, she's.
You know, her face card isn't very good.
It's just like everything about her outside of that is great.
I don't know.
Something about it.
I don't know.
@australiantalk
No, Jama said, Georgie.
Okay, what's the next one?
unidentified
I don't know.
@sithlordgroyper
Elijah, do we have a.
unidentified
One second.
One second here.
@australiantalk
Hey, speaking of which, baby mamas and Elon, you know, Elon's father is impregnating high society women in New York City and he's charging them like $100,000 a pop.
unidentified
What?
@australiantalk
Yeah, and he's actually engaging in the deed as well.
And there's women that are actively seeking him out.
Because when they bear a child to Elon's father, they become Elon's brother.
And that means when Elon perishes, they can make a legitimate claim on the estate.
It's a real thing.
It's happening.
@sithlordgroyper
That's interesting.
@australiantalk
Yeah, his father's been actually interviewed about it back in South Africa and he talks about it and he's happy to be involved.
elijah schaffer
No, what we love is with the father there, what we love is.
We just like when girls are not like us, but we don't like them liberal with power.
Like, what I like, like this guy said, we like the reason why we like Elisa Lou or Alyssa Lou, even though she's not a good skater, is because she's not the best.
She's a good skater, not the best.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, she's not better than the Russians.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's not better than the Russians.
Yeah, she's good, I'm saying, but like, it's because why?
Because we just want like a dumb girl who's like retarded in like, we like, we just want a retarded girl who acts weird and sucks our dick well and just like acts cute and just like, cute.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like unpredictable in a way that like doesn't have rights and can't like divorce us, but like, it's just like, Femininity.
@sithlordgroyper
Dude, she is very feminine.
Like, dude, she's very feminine.
elijah schaffer
I once had this experience with a girl.
It was called Dr. Sue's Kitchen, where she blindfolded me and, like, cracked eggs over my dick and stuff.
unidentified
I'm like, the what?
elijah schaffer
Made food with spoons and, like, I don't know.
Use my dick to beat food and stuff.
It was very weird.
And it was like, do you like the sensory?
And I was like, this is the weirdest shit.
I would have never thought of this, but what the fuck?
Sure, this feels crazy.
And, like, we made, like, a bread with my dick as the beater.
And the thing is, is like, I would never think of that.
That's a weird mid thing to think about.
But I also like that because it's like you're just like, you just want to blindfold me and do some weird shit at night.
Mids are just weird.
Like, hey, do you want to watch Star Wars?
And they just like blow you and then they want to finish the movie.
That's crazy.
You want to finish the movie after a blowjob?
They do.
And it's kind of like, it's kind of what you want.
You want a girl just to go and like, but like, you know, you know, girls, they're just like, dude, everyone thinks that the weird sex stuff is guys at inventions.
It's not, it's girls.
Like, you'll be driving, girls initiate road head and stuff.
It's like, you're like, You'll fuck me in the bathroom.
That's all girl stuff.
They just do that.
Like the weird mids, they initiate that shit.
And it's like, you just want a fun girl who wants to have sex and hang out and, like, you know, raise some kids.
But then they got these rights.
You know, they got these, like, these, like things.
And then all of a sudden, the same weirdness that made them likable, like, let's just fuck in the bathroom.
They go, let me just get divorced.
I'm just getting divorced.
And you're like, no, it's going to destroy everything.
Don't do that.
And they're like, I can take half your shit.
And then their friends, like, you could do whatever you want.
Like that thing that you love about that makes them even, like, I'm just going to vote for a retard.
And you're like, no, please, don't do that.
And I'm just going to run for the government because I'm hot.
And you're like, no, don't be a governor.
What the fuck are you doing, you stupid bitch?
And then you're like, you're like freaked out at them.
You're like, no, no, you didn't think through this.
And then like what you love about them, you hate.
And so we hate women because what we love about them, it's been weaponized, you know?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, there's something about the.
elijah schaffer
Women are raping us.
Like men, women love unpredictability and masculinity, but uncontrolled rape and murder and burning down your village.
Women don't want to be, they don't want their whole village burned down, everyone murdered.
That's masculinity unchained.
Femininity unchained is like divorce and running for government.
And it's like, like, and women want us to be unpredictable and grab them by the neck and pin them down and handcuff them and, like, you know, have rape fantasies and those kinds of things.
They don't want to actually be raped by a Pakistani three inch cock.
That's not what they want.
And so now we're in our lives where, like, men are now chained and we can't be men.
And women are unchained where they're like, it's like, we'll all just take the cute little thing that makes me happy.
I want a gold because there's no Russians in here.
And you're like, how cute, Lisa Lou.
@sithlordgroyper
Like, you, you, she has like an innocence about her that, like, conservative women don't have anymore.
You know, conservative women they just want to get quirky, they just want to yap at you about uh, you know, traditionalism and Christianity and like why you know, like they're they're they're almost like wignats now, like the white female uh, conservative women.
Whereas some of the liberal women they're like feminine and cute and they're just not really into politics anymore and they just like want to be a girl.
elijah schaffer
The natural state of women is liberal, yeah, it's true.
@sithlordgroyper
It's just a shame that they have rights and they can act on that stuff.
elijah schaffer
But you train them.
You train them out of it.
@australiantalk
Are they easier to correct than conservative women?
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Because both are misled a lot.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it depends on how much they perceive to know about the world.
Like, the more that they think they know, the bigger their ego is.
Or someone like Alyssa Liu, I think she's really just concerned with being a good skater.
I don't really think she's like very.
elijah schaffer
No, she's not.
She didn't even want to run.
She did to get back at her dad.
She's a bitch.
She's a cunt.
Don't they all do that?
But my point is I'm saying, like, what we love women on is like, Yeah, your obnoxious retardedness is cute when we're like arguing about what's going on for dinner, but we're talking about do blacks have voting rights?
It's not fun to debate with you because you're not logical.
We're going through a divorce, divorce court.
It's not fun because you're not logical.
I love you being illogical and emotionally based.
We're talking about having fun.
Like, if all a Mexican woman could do is throw tortillas at you, that's fun.
But when those tortillas are federal custody courts and, like, you know, she can sue you for Me Too or she can report you to HR, that's not fun now.
Now Latina's in your workplace and she's like, puppy, I like you.
I'm going to report you.
And you get fucking Brana Morello being like, fuck you.
You tell me, You're like, well, that's not fun now.
You got a Jewish woman, a hot Jewish girl accusing you of things you never did.
That's not fun anymore because now she's got rights and she's lying about you publicly.
And you're like, this is not true.
I never said that about you.
And then she's just yelling it in public and it's not fun anymore because now you got this attractive woman who's fun and quirky, but now she's being a bitch and she's lying about you publicly.
And that's not fun.
That's not fun anymore.
So you get these girls that would be fun that are now acting like feminist cunts.
You know, they're feminists.
They're staunch feminists working in conservative media or working in high class jobs or being wives.
They're fake feminists working as stay at home wives.
I have experience with that.
You have these feminist women who are stay at home moms.
And then they come at you, and you can't blame them, by the way.
I'm not talking shit.
It's like they become feminists because you have to check the femininity.
You have to check it.
You have to say, hey, look, you're not the same as a man.
You're not rational, you know, whatever.
But they just walk out and destroy men's lives.
And then you walk into this, like a list Alice Lou or Lisa Lou, whatever name is, it's like, dude, her what?
Her competitor, Goo?
What's her name?
@australiantalk
Are you talking about the skateboard chick or are you talking about Lucy Lou?
elijah schaffer
No, the Goo, the one that works for China.
Yeah, Be like, I have degrees and I'm smart, and you want to talk about my brain?
You're like, I want to fuck the out of you.
And then, like, guys are watching this, you're hearing her talk, and she's less liked not because she works for China, it's because she's too smart.
The reason why guys don't like her is because she acts smart.
@sithlordgroyper
That's true.
elijah schaffer
And they're like, dude, I don't want a girl like that's like smart, I just want like a dumb skater that thinks she won because the Russians were disqualified.
Like, she's like, Biden, she's like, I won.
You're like, you won because the like, you're a guy, you're like, you won because the Russians were disqualified.
She's like, I'm a pop star, and like, I love this.
And then all of a sudden, you're divorced from her three years later, and she's taking your wealth, and everything's over.
And you're like, fuck this bitch.
So you can't have both that.
And the problem is, the goo girl at least accepted it.
So early on, you know that she knows what her place is in society.
She took on the, I'll grab you by the balls and chop your nuts off.
The other girl's like, what?
We got to get back.
This is why I don't like girls slashing tires today.
It's like, we got to get back to where, how girls get back at guys is slashing tires.
You know, you fuck, like, that's why, that's why, like, We got to stop accepting slapped in the face and the shit that girls do now.
No, you want a rightful place in legal systems?
You can't slash my tires.
You can't slap me, like Clap said.
You can't manhandle me or touch my neck or whatever you're going to do.
No, you want to be equal in rights and court and law.
I'll take you to court in law.
Typically, a girl slapped you and a guy took her to court.
You'd be like, you fucking loser.
Why are you taking a girl to court?
She wants to fuck.
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elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it wasn't considered that.
It's a woman slapping you.
Because, like, okay, you know, you grabbed her ass and she assaults you.
Now you grab her ass, she calls you me too.
She gets you on sexual assault and sexual predator charges.
Then you put her in court for slapping you back.
You say, you assaulted me.
You're a violent criminal.
Like, women shouldn't be in the court of men.
They shouldn't be involved in it, in the judge and the jury and anything.
Like, they shouldn't be involved in this, but they are.
So it's confusing to men because it's like, So, you see a girl like the Elisa Lou or whatever, and you're like, I want a girl like that.
But then you hear her, and she's like, I just love PLM and everything.
It's like, yeah, she's a retard.
She's a woman.
And the problem is, it's like, you know, men want to get laid.
@sithlordgroyper
So they kind of capitulate their worldview around what their women want.
And they think, oh, well, if I'm liberal enough and I'm feminist enough, then maybe I'll get my dick wet this week.
And it never happens, of course, but they keep trying.
@australiantalk
Well, what about in a hypothetical scenario then?
Obviously, you're not going to repeal the 19th anytime soon, and women will fight.
To the death, probably, and they'll shriek like never before if you said they can't participate in certain areas of society.
But what if it was a female defendant, and therefore the jury has to be made up of strictly females?
And if it was a male defendant, the jury was strictly made up of males.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, I think.
unidentified
Do we think.
@sithlordgroyper
That's a very bad idea.
unidentified
Why?
@sithlordgroyper
Because women shouldn't be judging anything, I don't think.
Like, ideally, all judgment is for the men.
I think men would more accurately judge a case based off of its merits rather than like the girls are going to look at the chick, and if she's hotter than them, they're going to vote against her.
@australiantalk
That's exactly what I was going to say.
Do you think if the defendant was prettier than those who made up the jury, the jury would look at her with a little bit of scorn and like.
You bitch, I want to get you out of here anyway.
You're not gonna, yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like, what's her charge?
Like, did she have like a hot dude that she like slashes tires or something?
Because all the women are gonna just take the dude's side because they hate her, they're like they're in competition with her or something.
@australiantalk
And before the slashing the tires, the women used to just throw the men's clothes out the front door, yeah, they have to grab the wardrobe and throw it out.
elijah schaffer
So, but we could deal with that.
Like, when they have rights, like, oh, do you want to divorce?
That's crazy.
Well, you know, you try to save it now, she's burning your clothes as her last dish effort, but she's also taking your money and your job and your life, and like, it's like.
You gave these like women's rights were always emotional.
It's like, what do you mean you're burning my clothes?
unidentified
What are you doing?
elijah schaffer
And you're like, I like, she burned all my clothes.
And you're like, damn, that sucks.
But like, you know, bitches are crazy.
That's what the phrase, bitches are crazy.
@sithlordgroyper
And it's like now, bitches are tripping.
elijah schaffer
But now they act with impunity legally.
It's like you have a rational species, males, and you have an irrational species, emotional women, with the same.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, and they're encouraged by other women because I think that's what gives them power.
It's like, that's how they assert their power in society.
elijah schaffer
Divorce is wrong in like 90%.
@sithlordgroyper
Of people, and also, so is divorce is wrong, period.
elijah schaffer
It's unbiblical, but I'm saying, like, if you're getting the beaten out of you by your husband or something, you know, you're unsafe, kids are unsafe, you know, maybe, maybe, maybe well, the church would give you an annulment in that scenario, but divorce is never okay.
It's like 10 5 10% of cases, like maybe someone's really out of their mind, but it's like you should reconcile in all cases, you just figure it out, correct?
Just figure it out, right?
It's not good for the kids.
Divorce is bad, anyone convinces you to divorce, they're retarded, get their like retarded faggots, and like you shouldn't listen to them.
Their family gets involved, gays get involved, whatever.
And you find out almost in every divorce, it's always their friends that are like, You should get divorced.
You can take half his stuff.
And you'll find in every divorce, I just talked to a guy today.
It's like, Dude, she tried to get a kid from the guy and then take his wealth, but she didn't have a kid first and then worked on a divorce.
And it's like, Well, why did you marry him?
She didn't think about it.
She just emotionally got caught up.
And her friend's like, Divorce him now.
It's like, Well, now you're screwed because he just left the country and now you're screwed and now you don't get anything.
And like, Oh my God, I'm a victim.
You're like, Well, no, you don't get the system, you know?
All guys get a prenup because women are emotional.
They get controlled by their families, controlled by their family members.
They don't think for themselves.
And it's like, as a guy, that's why, by the way, most unhappy marriages, it's been pulled, are guys who are unhappy.
They have no sex, but they stay in it for the kids, for stability, for the ability for kids to have a stable home.
They're like, you know, this sucks, but I'm going to stay in this for my kids because it's rational.
I'm going to stay in this relationship.
unidentified
It's virtuous.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's horrible, but whatever.
@sithlordgroyper
Men prefer to be virtuous when they can.
Women don't even think about that at all.
Like, virtue is not part of their.
M.O. at all.
@australiantalk
Well, one thing that is pretty wild about women, because it's been told to me, I said, but why would you do that?
And she said, because I love you so much.
So, there's scenarios which men go for, and I'm straw-polling the chat here as well.
So, one's if yes, you've had to experience this, or two, if you've heard about it, because it certainly does happen.
You wake up in the morning, or you might be just walking around at 7:30 in the morning having breakfast, and she might say, Last night I stood over you, and I could have set you on fire while you were asleep in the bed.
And at that point, you realize they're conjuring certain things that will just turn me on.
You know, well, there you go.
It's gonna get hot in there, right?
It's gonna get hot.
@sithlordgroyper
She's not threatening my life on a daily basis.
I don't want her.
@australiantalk
So, is that just PMS?
unidentified
Is it that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's that's fun when they don't have rights.
Now that they have rights, it's not fun anymore.
It's like, don't threaten my life.
So true, you don't talk.
It's like a very Christian, you know, waspy thing to say, like, oh, she's right.
It's like, it was fun when like she just run.
It's like a kid, they run away from home, they leave you for a week to their moms, like, get back here, can't pay your rent.
And now they're stealing your money of your account, and the government's like, we can't do anything about this.
And it's like, You sit here and they're like, I'm just abandoned by him.
It's like, no, you divorced me.
So you're poor because you didn't know how much it cost to live.
Like, I'm just poor now.
You're like, yeah, because you don't forgive a man because you don't know what it takes to be a man because you don't get the shit that it takes to be a man.
I have a red pill take on women that will never be popular in my audience, never will be popular in the Christian community.
But it's like, dude, in 99.9% of relationships, reconcile, figure it out, separate, live separately in your parents' houses.
But don't do what most women do.
Because I'm going to tell you, divorces in most cases make people unhappy.
My defense attorney told me this.
I'm in a very big federal lawsuit with a big federal lawsuit that's not connected to the FBI, but it's the FBI director's long term partner who uses FBI security and FBI planes and FBI funds and FBI security.
FBI also has his own legal team and is also in the District of Columbia, not in her home state of Tennessee, and also is just in the federal government, is also involved in my divorce and everything like that, but it's not involved with the FBI.
unidentified
He told me this.
elijah schaffer
He goes, You know, I'll tell you this.
Here's the truth.
Here's the doggone truth about all of this.
And you have to realize this in scenarios like this, in scenarios that are going around, you have to be prepared because society and culture.
He told me this.
He goes, I'm getting divorced and I'm mad that the federal government's involved.
He goes, I'm going to tell you this.
The only people that win in divorce court are your lawyers and the elites that want you divorced.
Co-Parenting Safety and Remarriage Advice 00:02:51
elijah schaffer
Whoever wants to destroy the family and the people that profit off it are the only people that benefit.
He says, I've never seen a man or a woman, whether how right or wrong they are, ever benefit from a divorce.
They never benefit, maybe neutral, but never benefit.
I've never said beneficial divorce.
unidentified
Be like, I'm beneficial.
elijah schaffer
Oh, cope harder, bitch.
I mean, co parenting doesn't exist.
You're just parents.
There's no co parenting.
You're just paying double rent.
There's no co parenting is a myth.
We're co parenting.
Girls love that.
We're co parenting.
That's a cope for women to feel like they didn't make a mistake.
You're just complicating parenting.
You're just parents and you live in separate houses and pay more bills and you have to work now.
You should reconcile with your husband or your wife because you're going to pay a lot.
And that's what it is.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Super chat.
Over the fit.
Over fit, then predict.
unidentified
$50.
elijah schaffer
Give them the sex music.
Thank you.
Overfit and predict.
$50 in the chat.
unidentified
Excellent.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Says, good to see you back.
I love the sloppy cocky from Georgie.
unidentified
Slurpy, slurpy.
elijah schaffer
Greek boy.
Fake white patriot.
@sithlordgroyper
I quit.
elijah schaffer
Wignat.
Cosplay.
Now's the time.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
Let's get this going.
@sithlordgroyper
What are you trying to do?
Oh, we're out.
Who sent the outro?
@australiantalk
$50 super chat again, Elijah.
Give him another shout out.
$50 super chat.
Who sent it?
elijah schaffer
Overfit, then predict.
unidentified
All right.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, thanks for tuning in, everybody.
You want to sign off, Ben?
elijah schaffer
Ben, where can they find you and follow you?
@australiantalk
Well, they can find me at Australian Talk on X, at Australian Talk on X. By all means, utilize your First Amendment.
I'll respond to you in kind.
And when I return home, I'll have to justify and disavow exactly what you've said because that will be considered hate speech.
But no dramas at Australian Talk on X.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, and you can find me at Sith Lord Groyper.
It's been a great show.
It's nice seeing everybody here.
Big numbers today, everybody.
So thanks for that.
elijah schaffer
Best show since we started seven episodes ago.
@sithlordgroyper
All right, boys.
elijah schaffer
Well, so I said co parenting is co parenting.
unidentified
It is.
@sithlordgroyper
That's true.
elijah schaffer
It's like, this is why, by the way, I'll say this right now.
This is why, for the sake of men, I'd possibly even remarry my ex wife just for my own kids' safety.
And that's not even a joke.
@sithlordgroyper
Virtuous.
elijah schaffer
It's like, yeah, I'd probably remarry you just so my kids have a mom in the house.
It's because, like, I kind of see marriage as more than just us now.
It's like we have kids, you know, they need a parent.
@sithlordgroyper
With a prenup next time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's like, so I won't talk shit, but I will say this.
If you are gay and a faggot, eat shit and die in World of Warcraft.
Anyways.
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