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April 17, 2026 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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MAGA IS DEAD? 350k HAITIANS GRANTED AMNESTY!?| SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE

Elijah Schaffer and guest Benjamin confront the alleged 350,000 Haitian amnesty, framing it as a Jewish communist plot to prevent white balkanization. They dissect the "Greater Israel Project," which allegedly targets Gaza, Lebanon, and Turkey based on Talmudic prophecy, while attacking Vatican II's Nostra Aetate as a Jewish psyop. Schaffer defends his young-earth creationism against evolutionary science and justifies controversial claims about 9/11 and Obama, ultimately arguing that God speaks through imperfect men to reveal truth against media lies. [Automatically generated summary]

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elijah schaffer
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clarissa ward
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isabel debre
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leonard cohen
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pete hegseth
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reinhold schlieter
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donald j trump
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mike bost
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Biblical Land Expansion Plans 00:15:04
unidentified
Will settle the entire biblical land of Israel from the Nile to the Euphrates.
It will encompass not only Gaza, Yehuda, and Shomron, but also the entire Lebanon, parts of Turkey, Syria, Jordan, and Egypt.
The Talmud in Shabbat 32b says that when Mashiach comes, every Jew will have 2,800 non Jewish servants.
This is based on a verse in Zechariah Zechariah.
elijah schaffer
Welcome back to another episode of Slightly Offensive.
We are so back in the madness.
Very, very happy about it.
Unfortunately, our graphics might be a little bit slow tonight.
Apparently, when I said we're all kind of retarded, I also meant my graphics as well, as the computer is being bombed by Lebanon as we speak.
I told Georgie not to name it a nine year old Palestinian girl.
He said, You shouldn't name it that.
It's going to get bombed.
So he changed the name to a Lebanese paramedic, and they bombed that too, unfortunately.
That was a rabbi letting us all know that the Greater Israel Project is underway.
When the United States is paying for it right now, we are blockading Iran.
Very, very good news for Israel.
We are also allowing the besiegement of southern Lebanon, which is also very, very good news for Israel as well.
We're also changing the cap on day trades, which also helps Jewish bankers.
And then, like Pete Hacks at this quoting fake Bible verses, which also mocks Christianity and helps Jews.
It's a very weird day for me.
It's like, what the heck's going on in this country?
I don't really know.
We've got a great show.
We're covering a wide range of topics today.
It is a little bit of a slow news day, but that's not going to stop us from our Tuesday, Thursday solo shows.
Joining me today, of course, as resident producer and also chud of the month here.
On Rift TV.
@sithlordgroyper
Chud of the month.
It's me, Chud of the month.
Twink number three, I believe they call me.
The confetti never fucking works.
It looks like we have a lot of lag.
So I don't know what that is.
It's not my fault.
We had a power outage, and now the computer looks like it's fucked up.
But the late stream is my fault.
I take full accountability.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, let's talk about this.
So, that was a great clip that we saw here.
We'll play it one more time from someone named Jewish Rabbi.
Talk to every Jew, will have 2,800 non Jewish slaves, which is fantastic.
I had a great week.
I was told that I tried to kill my family, that I was a pedophile, and also that I was schizophrenic, which apparently, according to the internet, as I've always told you, believe everything you read about me on the internet.
So, to my haters, to the journalists in my DMs, if you read it online, it's definitely true.
And as we know with Amber Heard and most divorces in this country, if your ex wife says it to get money and to manipulate you, it's definitely true.
So, believe everything you read about me going forward.
Unfortunately, people don't believe what's going on in the middle of the world.
The Iran war is basically just cranking up.
Make sure you like, share, and subscribe to this video.
Hit the like button.
We are on kick now.
We have a catastrophic amount of kick viewers.
It's crazy.
I can't even count them all on one finger.
It's insane.
But we are relaunching this show.
So check us out on kick.
We are a Rumble show, but we are also doing a supplemental stream on YouTube.
Shout out to my YouTubers.
And we are also on locals.
Saturdays now, this Saturday, we will have a partial show on the platforms.
And it'll be on locals, really a locals exclusive with a lot of misogynistic, racist, and inappropriate stuff that you probably shouldn't show to anybody that will be there on locals only.
ElijahShafer.locals.com.
Anyways, check out this clip.
And let's start the conversation here.
unidentified
The Jews will settle the entire biblical land of Israel from the Nile to the Euphrates.
It will encompass not only Gaza, Yehuda, and Shamron, but also the entire Lebanon, parts of Turkey, Syria, Jordan, and Egypt.
The Talmud in Shabbat 32b says that when Mashiach comes, every Jew will have 2,800 non Jewish servants.
This is based on a verse in Zahir.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So, in the meantime, we're going to become slaves to Jews, allegedly.
That's what they're saying.
And I love this.
Imagine if you were a white guy.
And you just said, like, I was in a sauna earlier with Hermes.
This is not starting well here.
We are at Lifetime, and there was a black guy and a white guy arguing about race.
Imagine if I was like, you know, guys, by the way, just casually putting this out here, we're going to get back to the plantation days.
We're getting back.
Every white man's going to get 100 acres and 2,800 niggas to till the land.
Do you think you'd probably get the shit beat out of you?
At least in the moment, yes.
Probably get your.
Membership revoked from Lifetime, and you get in trouble.
Although I did loudly say with a bunch of Indians in the sauna, man, these Indians are ruining our entire city.
You know, they're ruining everything.
They are ruining everything.
But no, you can't say stuff like that, right?
That's inappropriate in public.
Normal, decent people don't talk about that.
But the Jewish population doesn't seem to care.
They don't care because they own you.
They own you.
You're a debt slave.
You're an entertainment goycel.
You love to watch your Euphoria season three.
Yeah, I'm watching it with.
Hermes in blue.
It's weird.
It's what you would expect an Eastern European and a Mexican to put on TV.
Weird stuff.
But I'm watching it.
It's uncomfortable.
Yes, I'm playing Super Smash Brothers just to balance it out because the Japanese are honorary whites.
And you're getting out here and you're like, well, I don't know what to do.
I don't know who to become.
Well, let's get into the war in Iran, which wages on.
Let's get into it.
Pete Hegseth is back in the news.
You know, Pete Hegseth, for as much shit as I get from people based on lies, Pete Hegseth is actually kind of a legend.
He's the only person that the Trump administration I like.
He's an alcoholic.
He's getting rape allegations and he's cheating on his wife and he's quoting pulp fiction and thinks it's the Bible.
Now, I'm joking.
He's my favorite person because he's like your typical American frat boy, right?
And so he talks about this.
He has to justify Trump's Jewish war and make it about Jesus Christ, which is kind of a hard thing to do.
So he's like, what do we do?
He goes to Jewish cinema, to Hollywood.
He accidentally, whoever wrote this speech is going to get fired for sure.
But whoever wrote it, I think he did it intentionally.
Hats off to you.
This is absolutely hilarious.
He quotes the Bible, the Holy Scriptures of Christ.
And it's actually a fake Bible verse.
We'll talk about it in a second.
Listen to this.
pete hegseth
So the prayer is CSAR 2517, and it reads and pray with me, please.
The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherds the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother.
And you will know my call sign.
Those who are about to poison when I lay my vengeance upon them.
unidentified
And you will know my name is the.
elijah schaffer
Like, everyone's like bowing their heads, and it's like, did he say she shart?
I think he said something like that.
She shart.
@sithlordgroyper
Caesar.
I think it was CSR.
I looked it up.
ChatGPT told me this.
It was CSR.
And I think he was quoting not a Bible verse.
Everyone's saying it's a Bible verse.
I think it's a variation of, it's like an Ezekiel.
Bible verse, but the verse is from CSR 2417.
And that's like a combat search and rescue.
I don't know if it's a book or what, but the CSR means combat search and rescue.
So I don't know if it's from like a book they have, but it's still very interesting.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But pull your mic up to your mouth.
By the way, I don't know why it's pointed down there.
But I'm going to say this it doesn't matter.
They're praying, they think it's the Bible.
Like that's what's, I don't know.
I can guarantee that he thought it was scripture.
@sithlordgroyper
He's definitely passing it off.
It is scripture.
Everybody's saying, please pray with us.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
That's a prayer.
unidentified
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
Correct.
elijah schaffer
So he's saying it's a Bible verse, but it's really just a pulp fiction quote or it's from this book.
We don't, it could be either did the chicken come first or did the Pakistani who fucks the chicken come first?
That's what I always ask my children, according to court records.
That's apparently what the kind of guy I am, according to court records.
But, you know, jokes aside, it's like you look at this and you're like, We have podcasters and celebrities running our country.
And I have never been more doubtful that our president actually runs our country than now.
A lot of people are talking about the fact that Netanyahu runs our country, and that's kind of true.
But Netanyahu is really just also a frontman, by the way, of a larger Zionist occupying network.
This goes way before Netanyahu.
And if Netanyahu died, this will go way after him.
And I think it's reductionist to really talk about Trump and Netanyahu.
Is it?
No, it's not.
There is, I mean, you go all the way down to the protocols of Zion, which are definitely fake, according to Grok.
Definitely fake.
Like everything else, you thought you made it up until you didn't, right?
You made up the lab leak until it was true.
You made up the Holocaust numbers being made up until they admitted that they kind of just guesstimated.
You made up the smokestacks and the crematories until they admit that they kind of recreated those.
You made up.
GI, give up, GI.
You made up that we lost the Vietnam War until we admit we did.
We never have, actually.
A lot of things we don't admit anymore.
And then you go, Wait a second, we've been in war for decades.
No, we haven't.
We've been in special military incursions.
A lot of things you just realize are bullshit.
And you realize that there is a very powerful group of people that are very smart.
And this goes way beyond you, GI.
Just realize that you're not really fighting Trump.
You're not fighting Republicans.
You're not fighting Democrats.
These are all distractions.
You're not even fighting the state of Israel and you're not fighting Netanyahu.
You are fighting a very well connected group of people.
They don't just run the banks, they created your monetary system.
You go back to Jekyll Island, as we all know, we're all familiar with this back pre Civil War era, right?
What was that?
Was that 1914?
unidentified
What was that?
elijah schaffer
19, right around there before that?
@sithlordgroyper
I'm not sure, actually.
elijah schaffer
So back there, Jekyll Island, you have the creation of the Federal Reserve.
You have this move to eventually get off the gold standard, you know, in the next.
You know, half century.
And there's this move to eradicate stability.
You know, this is pre feminism, pre post modernism, pre post 1950s era.
And I like to explain to people who hear these things like post modernism is really, you know, past the 1950s, post World War II, right?
That's like post modernism because modernism was still, you know, developing.
You have the era and then you have post post modernism.
They're not even creative anymore.
They call it post post modernism today.
It's kind of crazy.
I also just call it the rise of Gypsy Crusader, which is what we're finding out.
The fact that he has sponsorships and we don't, something's wrong.
But I will say this one thing that he's done that I haven't is beat the shit out of a black guy on television.
So shout out to Gypsy.
Jokes aside, you know, you have this era of institutional creation.
People talk about how these people control our institutions.
The reality is, they created our institutions.
And that's hard to swallow for a lot of people.
That's hard to swallow for a lot of people.
And these people swallow well.
Now, there's a man who filmed the crash of an American F 15 fighter in Kuwait.
@sithlordgroyper
Speaking of owning all our institutions.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And he's been arrested for filming a casualty of war.
Watch this.
unidentified
Our world lead, a journalist who posted this video of a U.S. Air Force fighter jet crashing west of Kuwait City six weeks ago.
It's apparently behind bars right now in Kuwait.
clarissa ward
That's right, Phil.
This is some really alarming news coming out of Kuwait.
Ahmed Shahab al-Din is well known to many of us, a journalist who has written for HuffPost, made films for the BBC, for Al Jazeera, for Vice News.
He's also well known for his passionate advocacy and activism around the Palestinian cause.
He has a huge following on social media.
From what we understand, he went to visit his family in Kuwait at the beginning of the war and has not Been seen in public or has not, and also has not posted anything online since March 2nd.
So that is now six weeks.
Now, if you look at some of his recent posts, and I should add that his ex account and his Instagram account have been taken down, but if you look at his Substack, it appears the thing he shared most recently before his arrest was ironically a video verified and put out by CNN that showed a U.S. fighter jet.
As it was downed by friendly fire in Kuwait.
He didn't offer any commentary.
Hezbollah Ethnic Cleansing Claims 00:14:42
clarissa ward
There was nothing incendiary or explosive about posting this CNN clip.
But what this speaks to are these kind of draconian security restrictions that we have seen here in the Gulf since this war began.
Hundreds of people have been arrested.
Strict laws have been introduced about filming things, showing intercepts, things of that nature, because of all the The security concerns in the Gulf.
But the CPJ, the Committee to Protect Journalists, is saying that some of this is really just an excuse to round up people who they think potentially are dissenting voices.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so to tell you how serious this is, so not only CNN is talking about how serious this is to jail people for legitimately going ahead and filming casualties of war.
Go try to find our episode last night.
Covering this stuff.
@sithlordgroyper
You can find it on Rumble, but not on YouTube.
elijah schaffer
You won't find it on YouTube because CNN had our video taken down for covering their story.
For giving, for, for, for, because they don't want our take on the internet.
They don't want our take on the internet.
So they took our video down for reacting to their clip.
A small clip for reacting to a CNN clip.
We got our media taken down from YouTube because our commentary, not because we broke terms of service, because CNN had it taken down.
CN is petty enough that they don't even want your commentary and your position on their take.
So it's like, it's so crazy, this draconian measures that are going on right now with Americans being arrested for talking about the war.
And then we talk about CNN's war clip.
We're going to challenge them tonight again, see if they'll do it to us.
Every time I invite this, they do do it and we get it taken down.
But they're taking down our reaction to them.
So the video was taken down.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And so you got to follow us on Rumble.
This is a Rumble show right now, but we're going to break into Kick over the next year and a half.
@sithlordgroyper
We'll probably do some Kick exclusives at some point.
Every now and then, just to get the numbers up and subscribers up, but we'll see.
We'll see what happens with it.
This is a Rumble show for now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like that's kind of crazy, right?
And so he said, they said he had no commentary and got it taken down.
And CNN's excuse to our video last night was we didn't have adequate commentary.
So it was stealing their content.
That's what they said.
We posted their clip of the news and we had to have our video taken down.
So this is a contradiction in mainstream media.
The video is not available on YouTube from us, and our episode is not available, which is why you've got to be on all platforms and realize it's why we stream everywhere, including on X, on Kick now, as of the other night.
Nobody really knows that we're on Kick, but we are.
We have, you know, 1 billion viewers.
I literally had a Holocaust remembrance expert come on the show, and she's giving us live updates on how many people are watching on Kick.
So we got to have a Holocaust, do we should have a Holocaust remembrance ticker of like how many viewers are on the show and just goes up?
Exponentially throughout the show, like it's like 20 million, and you're like, What, where'd you get that from?
And it's like, Oh, just a Holocaust remembrance expert.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm looking at it right now, and my Holocaust expert they just texted me and they said it's at about 6,000.
So we're doing really good on just going up, no one even knows.
That's crazy, yeah, we're doing very well.
elijah schaffer
What a crazy, crazy time to be alive.
Uh, but you know, it, I didn't see the guy eject from that, did you?
@sithlordgroyper
No, I didn't.
elijah schaffer
That didn't look good.
It didn't look good.
Remember when Kuwait shot down our fighters?
Did they tell us what happened to the pilots?
That was shot down.
@sithlordgroyper
I actually don't remember that.
elijah schaffer
Remember that was Qatar, I think, shot us down, right?
Was it Kuwait or Qatar?
@sithlordgroyper
Qatar.
It must have been Kuwait.
Qatar wouldn't have done that.
No, Qatar didn't do it.
It would have been Kuwait, I think.
elijah schaffer
Probably using our munitions.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, everyone has our munitions.
elijah schaffer
They should have done like two or three aircraft at the time.
That's insane.
All right, moving along.
This is a crazy story.
So I really don't like the Palestinian propaganda.
Like, I'm going to be completely honest.
Like, I don't like those, like, just I don't like the SOC, you know, Pakistani or Indian accounts that just like make stuff up, right?
They make stuff up.
This has been verified by, I believe, AP.
So, the Associated Press, from what I've seen, so a Western media outlet verified this.
Essentially, Israel intentionally not just attacked one, but three different paramedic convoys trying to rescue people.
We talked about this last night, actually, that in these villages they're destroying, there's 100% people inside of the villages that are being targeted and they're being killed.
This is an ethnic cleansing in southern Lebanon.
And they want all of Lebanon, I think, actually.
I think Israel wants all of Lebanon.
I do believe in our lifetime, they probably will get it.
unidentified
Yep.
@sithlordgroyper
Lebanon, JLC, Lebanon.
They want all that shit.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And they don't have enough Jewish people to get there.
So I'm supporting it because they need the Jews from America to move there and Europe.
Get them out.
Because I want them to live in their homeland.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Not because I'm anti Semitic, because I want the Jews to have their homeland.
I'm joking.
It's horrible what they're doing in Lebanon.
It's ethnic cleansing and it's disgusting and despicable.
@sithlordgroyper
But viewer discretion is advised on this video.
There's no blood or gore.
But it is, um, well, it's blurred, but it is pretty hard to watch still.
So if it's, uh, if you have, if you struggle with stuff like this, maybe mute it for now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
If you're gay, check this out.
@sithlordgroyper
If you're gay, don't check this out.
isabel debre
The Israeli military today launched three consecutive attacks on three different teams of paramedics, all operating in the southern Lebanese town of Mefadun.
And what we heard from the Lebanese health ministry was that first there was a paramedic team that, as is normal, responded to an emergency call.
They were going to the site of an Israeli airstrike where there were wounded people they needed to rescue.
And as they were arriving to Mefadun, they were hit by an Israeli drone strike, killing two paramedics at that site and wounding others.
And then the Paramedics sent yet another team in order to rescue that first team.
And as they were arriving to the town, another Israeli strike hit that team and wounded three of those paramedics.
So then the civil defense decided to send yet a third team in order to rescue the first and the second teams.
They were also hit when arriving to the town.
Another two paramedics were killed in that third strike and more were wounded.
The Lebanese health ministry has condemned this as a blatant violation of international law.
elijah schaffer
You know what's crazy?
The propaganda is so strong that, dude, so they blew up a high school.
Did you see that?
Israel blew up a high school.
They destroyed the whole high school.
unidentified
Mm hmm.
@sithlordgroyper
We have that video, actually.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we'll go to it in a second.
But the people in the comments, the Jewish people, the Zionists, a lot of American Zionists, just shared the same photo.
You can tell they're like soccer counts.
unidentified
They're not real.
elijah schaffer
They're like, oh, this high school?
And it's like some digitized photo of like a million firearms laying out in a building.
And you're like, oh my gosh.
And also, there was a rocket launcher there.
And it's like, just in part.
@sithlordgroyper
Is it a police ambulance?
It's the first one.
There's all these guns in there.
Oh, well, what about the second one with all the bombs?
What about the third one with the missiles?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, right.
@sithlordgroyper
No, you know, it's you mentioned earlier you don't like the Palestine propaganda videos.
I actually do, in a way, at least the ones that prove to be real.
These are real reports taken from real news sources.
What's happening in Israel can't be estimated in any other way than that what they're doing is war crimes, a lot of war crimes, constant war crimes.
elijah schaffer
It's not at war crimes, it's not even no, no, it's not war crimes because war crimes would be at the level of like what Ukraine is doing to the Russians, right?
Like just killing unarmed people that have surrendered.
Like, that's war crimes.
This is ethnic cleansing.
This is different.
@sithlordgroyper
This is like you're just attacking non military targets.
But my point is that they're committing war crimes in order to ethnic cleanse Gaza, ethnic cleanse Lebanon.
So that is their means to their ultimate end, which is genocide and ethnic cleansing.
But to get there, they're committing a lot of war crimes, and the whole world is turning against them as we've covered over the years.
elijah schaffer
We love Israel.
We love the war crimes.
Mary Madelson gave another 40 million right now.
@sithlordgroyper
But it's important to watch this stuff.
You know, it's like people need to witness this stuff, especially the ignorant, especially the boomers.
If you're not watching this stuff, you are not doing yourself justice.
Um, everyone deserves to be informed, you should be informed.
And these videos, these things, although they're hard to watch, you do need to see them because it gives you context in which to interpret this war and how you feel about it.
And if you're not willing to do it, then you know, you're okay being ignorant, like most people.
elijah schaffer
Well, we're blessed because I'm gonna show you this video here of the high school being blown up.
Check this out, this is real.
unidentified
Who's us?
Wow.
Cool.
Who's that?
elijah schaffer
What kind of munition is that?
That's crazy.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
That's a powerful munition to blow up a whole building like that.
It's powerful.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, well, they're doing this in Iran, too.
And if you click the next link there, it's paired with that one.
unidentified
In the list.
elijah schaffer
Let me see something here, real fast.
I want to go down here.
I want to see if I can find the picture of.
Oh, yeah, here.
unidentified
Look.
elijah schaffer
That's what I said.
unidentified
Ready for this?
elijah schaffer
School.
Goat monkey from somebody surrounding with a dress on in Israeli flags.
@sithlordgroyper
Check their profile, see what their region is.
I'm just interested.
Live investigation here.
You clicked Haifa.
You clicked the Haifa.
unidentified
That's Israel.
Yeah, I clicked that.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's in France.
Haifa.
But they said they're in Haifa now.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, okay.
elijah schaffer
That's in the historical quarter, I'm pretty sure.
Look, you would have more people.
Look, see this guy with Jewish.
He's like, here's what it is.
No one's like, thumbs up.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, the propaganda is insane.
elijah schaffer
This is not terrorism, by the way.
This is just the terrorists are looking for Hezbollah.
We should make a shirt that said, searching for Hezbollah on the Twin Towers be like.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's okay.
9 11 was okay.
@sithlordgroyper
We have to bomb the towers because Hezbollah.
There's one Hezbollah guy.
elijah schaffer
There's Hezbollah inside the towers.
You've got to kill the innocents.
There is no innocent victim of 9 11 because there was Hezbollah in the towers.
Even worse, there was Hezbollah in the Pentagon.
Flight 93 was worth taking down in the Pennsylvania fields because there was Hezbollah having a prayer meeting to Allah.
Assalamualaikum, bitch.
Yeah, it's ready to take them down.
So I got to say, 9 11 was justified.
9 11 was okay.
In fact, we should have killed more Americans because Hezbollah was actually there.
Okay.
And the only reason why we didn't destroy the White House, which we should have done, was because we found out there was no Hezbollah.
Or Hamas in the White House at the time.
But if Obama was in the White House at the time, it would have had to go.
Because Obama is Hamas.
Okay.
What the fuck is this reasoning?
It's like every moment that we live, it's like, well, there was Hezbollah there.
Where?
Show me on the doll where Hezbollah.
You know what I'm going to say, actually?
Next up, I'm going to be in court this coming week.
And I got to just start saying this.
I actually had to get out of my marriage because Hezbollah was involved.
@sithlordgroyper
That's true.
elijah schaffer
It's fact-checked.
We're making shit up in my divorce right now.
So Hezbollah was involved.
So I had to get out.
And you know what?
You might think that sounds crazy, but that's what's going on here.
It's actually worse than that.
You go, what's funny is when we joke, we can't even joke as heinously as Israel behaves.
You go, what do you mean Hezbollah was in your marriage?
Does that justify bad things?
No, no, no, no.
It doesn't.
That sounds stupid, right?
You know what's even more stupid than saying Hezbollah is in your marriage?
Isn't it?
Every single home, school, office, medical facility, paramedic office, paramedic car.
It's in every road, every person.
It's like the idea of you just created a billion Hezbollahs.
And it's like, it's kind of a genius procedural error of like, you don't want someone to exist.
They're all Hezbollah.
You don't have to say this.
What if the six million Jews were all Hezbollah?
What if Hitler said that?
Like, I'm just saying, if that really happened, which I doubt, but if that happened, I doubt it was 6 million.
I think it was more.
I think it was 100 billion, actually.
@sithlordgroyper
At least 70.
elijah schaffer
70, 50, 57 trillion, billion, bazillion.
I'm going to tell my son 20 quadrillion Jews died in the Holocaust.
But if it was 20 quadrillion, it was so many.
It was all but the new survivors we find every day, including the ones that weren't in it, but they survived the time.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I actually, it didn't go very far, so I deleted it.
But I said, Tulsi, she was like, it's Holocaust Remembrance Day today.
And I go, Actually, it's not 6 million.
You didn't include the survivors of the Holocaust 2 on October 7th.
The Holocaust 2 is what I'm calling that now.
@sithlordgroyper
So are they?
elijah schaffer
They are due.
They're calling it October 8th, the Holocaust 2.
@sithlordgroyper
You had like a 20 year old say, I'm a Holocaust survivor in Israel.
It's like, how, which Holocaust are you talking about?
elijah schaffer
She said, yeah, she said the new Holocaust.
We've got a lot of those Holocausts going on today.
@sithlordgroyper
There's a link paired with this.
Radicalized Online Holocaust Exaggerations 00:04:11
@sithlordgroyper
So Israel is bombing schools, and they're not just doing this in Lebanon, they're not just doing this in Gaza, they're also doing this in Iran.
Well, Iran, because their IQ is so high, they're smart enough to create a means to still educate their children.
It should be right under it.
There's two links under one video.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, I see that.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Missed that entirely.
@sithlordgroyper
All right, check this out.
It's just an article here.
Go ahead.
elijah schaffer
Iran moves the entire education system online from April 21st.
So they're not even putting kids in schools.
@sithlordgroyper
They can't even go to school anymore as an Iranian child because they're going to bomb the schools.
Because they will bomb the schools.
It's like, how much more does the world need to see before they actually turn on Israel?
Like, people are talking about the current regime of Israel.
It's like, no, no matter who's in power, they will be doing this.
elijah schaffer
Well, what's crazy is we put people on the educationally online system, which we all know isn't good for a country.
Okay, so maybe this is the ultimate weapon against Iran is making them go to online Zoom school.
Because Zoom school is like being a quad amputee and jerking off.
It's like, how does that make sense?
You know, it doesn't make sense.
And you can't really get educated online.
Has anyone ever done online college?
I took a class online one time.
What was that?
@sithlordgroyper
I was radicalized online.
That's crazy.
I got radicalized online, but that's about it.
elijah schaffer
I'm Timothy McVeigh, and I bombed the federal building in Oklahoma City.
No, that's basically what the internet is.
But that's what the internet is.
The internet is fake, right?
The internet is fake.
That's sort of like the joke of it.
The internet's not real.
That's why I said at the beginning of the show, everything you hear about me online, believe it.
Because people just say whatever they want online and then they accuse you of things that they're doing.
I can't even keep up with the scandals today.
I heard Lauren fucking Bobert, Titz McGee, who I know, by the way, and came on this show, unfortunately.
And by came, I mean, Appeared in person.
She said specifically, Why is everyone in this building so horny in Congress?
I'm like, Well, I don't know, Lauren.
You ever looked at yourself in the media?
@sithlordgroyper
We have that video at the bottom.
elijah schaffer
You ever looked at yourself?
No, I'm joking.
I'm joking.
But it's like, Wasn't she just getting felt up at a fucking movie theater?
Like a base trad woman?
She'd be the most trad woman in the.
She's an e girl.
That's the most trad thing I've seen an e girl do in the movement, is just get felt up in a theater.
@sithlordgroyper
Very traditional.
Yeah, that's traditional.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, why is everyone not sexual patriots today?
It's like, Lauren Bobert, sexual patriot.
unidentified
Okay.
She said that.
elijah schaffer
It's down at the bottom.
@sithlordgroyper
That's the job of Rift TV.
elijah schaffer
Where is that?
@sithlordgroyper
We will turn everybody into sexual patriots all the way to the bottom.
elijah schaffer
Here's where she said this.
This is not a joke.
Lauren Bobert, by the way, wearing this, this is crazy.
unidentified
Watch.
elijah schaffer
Lauren Bobert wearing this asked us why we're all so horny.
Crazy question.
unidentified
Yeah, go to church.
Find Jesus.
Like, I mean, why is everybody so horny here?
elijah schaffer
I don't know, Lauren.
@sithlordgroyper
Maybe it's because we can see your tits.
elijah schaffer
Maybe because you have giant personality.
Maybe because your boobs are on display.
Maybe because your breasts are showing.
That's possibly why people, excuse me, everybody.
She puts her boobs on the judge.
She's down here.
She has a different centripetal force, even.
She can't even ride roller coasters because it causes the cart to derail.
@sithlordgroyper
The gravity pulls in.
elijah schaffer
She can't even ride roller coasters, Lauren Bobert.
She's sitting here.
Excuse me.
Eric Swalwell's moaning in the background.
@sithlordgroyper
Why are you so horny?
elijah schaffer
Why are you all so horny, you fucking bitch?
It's like, maybe because your boobs are in my face, ma'am.
I'm sorry.
Couldn't hear you behind your areola gravitational pull.
I'm currently orbiting your chest.
It's so big.
Thank you very much.
And you're wondering why we're all so horny.
Lauren Bobert Roller Coaster Joke 00:08:06
elijah schaffer
Why am I not getting invited to Republican dinners anymore?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, we don't need to.
We just show up, bro.
We just show up to them.
elijah schaffer
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
unidentified
But it's true.
elijah schaffer
It's like, she's like, why is everyone so horny?
And you go, bitch, please.
That's like when I watch black people be like, why is it so unsafe?
Let me tell you.
Let me explain to you the reality of your skin color.
But going down here, it is remarkable.
Now, moving ahead on this Iranian stuff, but we're going to be adding more segments next week.
So we'll have more segments because I get tired of this stuff too.
I know you all do.
@sithlordgroyper
But that being said, I'll have to brainstorm, sit down.
elijah schaffer
I already have some ready.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we will.
But jokes aside, what would you guys like to see?
Comment, In the live chat, and I'll read it.
Tell me what you guys would like to see on the show.
elijah schaffer
Well, one of my favorite things was there was an article written calling me a pedophile.
And then it wrote at the end, this is what I say about how the world's ridiculous.
It was like, and he uses face filters to correct his chin because he has a double chin, which is like kind of crazy.
And you go, and then like, and he colors his hair.
And it was like the diss wasn't the pedophile, it was using face filters.
It's like, that's what they do to Trump.
Trump raped a woman and he also ate cheeseburgers with the NHL.
Like, well, what?
Okay, that's a weird double entendre there.
It's not serious.
We don't live in a serious world.
We live in a very joking world now where things just aren't serious.
Like, you're not supposed to get mad about the pedo remarks.
You're supposed to get mad at the fact that he uses face filters.
That's how they work today in the news.
Now, it's not just that how they work.
Trump's actually using the same thing.
Trump is rage baiting us.
You know, like, we're like, hey, you know, by the way, they're killing children.
He's like, yeah, well, you're not putting dead kids in your car, are you?
Well, Apparently, Trump doesn't give a shit.
He ran on no wars and low gas prices.
Now, we don't have, we do have the war and we have high gas prices.
Look what he said here.
This should make you feel a little bit sick as an American.
It should make you feel pretty sick.
unidentified
Gas prices.
How much longer will Americans continue to see these high gas prices?
donald j trump
Well, they're not very high if you look at what they were supposed to be in order to get rid of a nuclear weapon with the danger that entails.
So the gas prices have come down very much over the last three, four days.
I know, you know, that's what ABC says.
But the fact Is that if you look at the stock markets up, everything's.
elijah schaffer
I love Erica Kirk, who's at Don Jr.'s baby shower on April 12th.
I think it was April 14th.
Cancels a tour that was safe for the vice president, but not for her.
And Andrew, Colvet.
I like Colvet.
Andrew, what's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Got a lot of people saying a lot of things that I don't think match up to common sense people like myself.
And I'm not a big anti Turning Point person, not a big anti Trump person.
I'm really just a pro America First guy.
And Trump has put himself against America First.
Erica Kirk has shown that she's not America First.
And so, like, I'm not one of these A log streamers that's just like, fuck Turning Point and fuck Trump.
I've worked for Trump, I've worked for his campaigns.
I've put myself out there.
I'd consider my entire career, I started it to help Trump.
I started working in media to help Trump.
That's why I did what I did to help his press, to help him to just expose the nonsense and the grifters who hated him.
And now the only people that like him are the grifters.
You see a lot of controversies about Cat Dirt or Eric Doherty or Gunther Eagleman or DC Drano or any of these people who just grift and grift and grift and they'll do it till the dollars dry up.
And if the money was in the Democrat Party, they'd be Democrats tomorrow for a different reason than other people would.
They do it for money.
@sithlordgroyper
A lot of people are turning on them though.
You have Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Megan Kelly.
unidentified
Who else?
@sithlordgroyper
Am I missing anybody?
elijah schaffer
You have comic Dave Smith, Theo Vine.
@sithlordgroyper
Technically Nick Fuentes as well.
elijah schaffer
Nick Fuentes, myself.
unidentified
Myself?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
A lot of people.
@sithlordgroyper
A lot of people are turning against him, and it's because of clips like that, like we just watched.
He's saying gas prices were not high enough, actually, to take out the nuclear capability of Iran.
He said that he was willing to let it go even higher, maybe even up to $8, potentially.
He says it wasn't even close to as high as it should have been.
For what?
To take out Iran's nuclear capability?
Did we vote for that?
I didn't.
I didn't vote for that.
I actually voted for no new wars altogether and lower gas prices.
How about you, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
I'd like black people not to be in the same communities as white people.
Don't ask me what I'd like.
I'd like separate seats on the bus so I could use it.
That's what I'd like.
I'd like a drinking fountain that I would use.
@sithlordgroyper
It's going to be a very serious show, guys.
Very good stuff.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
elijah schaffer
I'd like to fuck Irina Zarutska if she was alive.
That's true.
@sithlordgroyper
Welcome to Slightly Offensive, everybody.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'd like.
I'd like a chance with Irina Zarutska.
Unfortunately, she had a different dagger put into her than mine.
And she's not here to joke with me.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, that's an interesting question, actually.
If she was ugly, do you think there would have been the national outrage that there was?
elijah schaffer
Of course.
@sithlordgroyper
You think so on that level?
elijah schaffer
It was brutal.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, I know.
elijah schaffer
That was, I think, the memory of it is like because every guy wants to fuck her.
And you look at her.
Well, because you want to reproduce with her.
She's got good genetics, right?
Like, Sarah Stock was a fake blonde, right?
And I've heard people wanted to reproduce with her.
I saw a Groyper today called Sarah Stock's Aborted Fetus Groyper.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I found out the guy who runs that helped clear out the Rift office when we left Florida.
@sithlordgroyper
My favorite is what are you doing, people?
elijah schaffer
That's horrible.
Sarah Stock never had an abortion.
I want to clarify that.
She never had an abortion, and I've never had an abortion.
I'll always clarify that because that's a very big, that's one of the very big things.
@sithlordgroyper
Do you really think Elisha would ask for an abortion with Sarah Stock?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, if Sarah Stock and I actually had a baby, which that never happened.
@sithlordgroyper
Premium gingerbread.
elijah schaffer
You would never abort that child.
That's crazy.
@sithlordgroyper
You would never do that.
That is insanity.
elijah schaffer
But Irina Zarutska is not even a fake blonde.
Irina Zarutska is a real blonde.
And realistically speaking, it's like, and I'm not being crass here.
I'm not making it about sex, but there's this primal instinct in men to protect women.
And you see that.
And it's like, that's a woman that you see and you go, oh man, I can't talk to her.
She's in her work clothes working at Chipotle.
Or wherever she worked, and you go, Oh my gosh, she has no makeup on.
She just got off a nine hour shift, and she's like, Just beautiful.
And you know that weird, like, nerd feeling that even if you got money or anything, you sit on the bus and you're like, Oh man, like, maybe she's poor and that's my way in, right?
She's on a bus, like, maybe she's poor and I can come in with some money and give her a good life, which is what you could have, right?
I can give her a good life.
She had a boyfriend at the time, and I feel really bad for him.
And you look at that, and every guy's not like, Oh, I want to fuck her, but you're like, Man, I just want a girl like that to have babies with.
And then some guy sees her, this chimpanzee, We're going to talk about vaginas in a second.
Did you see the study on vaginas that came out?
unidentified
Of course.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Is it in here?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
I'll bring it up.
You see her, and this guy goes and he's like, I'm going to get that white girl.
And goes, I got that white girl, right?
unidentified
Stabs her neck.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm calling her a white bitch, actually.
Forgive Your Parents And Israel 00:12:03
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And like everyone knows, I've been a little bit.
@sithlordgroyper
Let's get the clothes on her like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I've been a little bit.
@sithlordgroyper
It's healing pretty well.
elijah schaffer
Swollen.
By the way, also in that article, he's a pedo, and also he's got a double chin.
You're like, hey, I was on opiates for like a fucking week, which makes you like swell up, and I couldn't go to the gym because I was just on opiates for a week because I cut nerves in my hand.
@sithlordgroyper
So self conscious, that's like, you're such a Chad, you being self conscious, it's like it's over for the rest of us guys.
Elijah is self conscious.
elijah schaffer
No, I meant, I meant, I just thought this is not going to help with you.
I find it funny that they go after like serious accusations.
They'll be like, Elijah tried to kill his family.
And also, he's gay.
And you're like, what is the connection between killing children and being a homosexual?
Like, those are not the same things.
Like, you can't, it's like, by the way, this, you know, like the only connection I can think between a non criminal label and a criminal label is like, he defrauded $53 million through medical fraud from vulnerable patients and he's Jewish.
unidentified
Yeah.
Right?
elijah schaffer
That's the only time you're like, oh, okay.
You didn't even have to tell me that.
But the articles are always so ridiculous.
They're always like, by the way, Elijah Schaefer is schizophrenic on drugs.
And he's gay.
You're like, does this gay do gay schizophrenics do worse stuff than not?
Yeah, well, of course, it's all true.
It's on the internet, dude.
So you got to believe that shit.
@sithlordgroyper
I saw it on a private forum.
I saw it on an ex private forum.
elijah schaffer
I saw it on an ex private forum.
@sithlordgroyper
I saw it on an ex.
I won't name it on a private forum.
unidentified
I saw it on an ex.
@sithlordgroyper
What you guys are doing is funny.
And we do read it.
elijah schaffer
Someone said Sarah's stock was promised to us 3,000 years ago.
Flying Dutchman.
Oh my gosh, we're all going to hell.
Someone said, we would have been.
@sithlordgroyper
Like the stream if you don't like it.
elijah schaffer
Blacks, whoa, we love blacks here.
@sithlordgroyper
We all love blacks.
In fact, we are black here at Rift TV.
All of us are black, and we're Jewish, we're black Jews.
elijah schaffer
That's right, dude.
We need to get a black Hebrew Israelite costume for me to wear.
Some nice Mace Windu was the first black.
I see them easy and ascended black Hebrew Israelite, actually.
@sithlordgroyper
Uh, we'll come out with purple lightsabers, dude.
elijah schaffer
Honestly, that was the coolest lightsaber.
The purple, like, lightsaber.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it was cool because it was the yellow and the purple were special.
That's why it was cool.
It was like unique.
There weren't any like that.
And now there's all kinds of colors.
Really?
Yeah, they have like yellow and orange.
elijah schaffer
They always had yellow.
@sithlordgroyper
No, they didn't, bro.
It was green and blue.
elijah schaffer
No, they had yellow.
@sithlordgroyper
They had one person yellow.
It was blue and green.
And then George Lucas changed it for Mace Windu.
You can look it up.
I'm not wrong about this.
Well, yeah, you can find them now.
That's what I said.
There's new ones.
elijah schaffer
No, because they had it in the game.
@sithlordgroyper
Look up on YouTube, George Lucas, Mace Window, Mace Window lightsabers.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you know what?
I'm just thinking so much of the yellow lightsabers from, I think it was Battlefront 2 or whatever.
In the video game, you can have yellow lightsabers.
So they added the video games, but they didn't.
You know, I also got a Switch 2 for my birthday this week.
Just a side note.
I just want to mention something before we go on to the news.
Someone said they want to hear me laugh a little more.
Listen to this story.
Just tell you guys about not getting too caught up in politics.
So, see, I told this bitch to fucking put funny videos in between the news stories, and he doesn't believe me.
I'm like, trust me, do it.
People need a little bit of relief.
You need a black person just chimping out in between Iran news.
You need that.
You need it because it's life, right?
You don't really care about the news.
You just want to kill yourself and then pretend that you're alive, you know?
unidentified
This was someone.
elijah schaffer
So I remember one time I had a death threat in 2020, uh, 2021, and I said, You can't kill me.
I've been dead since 2011.
Um, you know what I mean?
I have not breathed a breath of fresh air since.
Uh, but but uh, my grandma had her 83rd birthday yesterday.
Our birthdays are one day apart, her birthday is on tax day, and my grandma is the sweetest woman in the entire world.
She is a beautiful creature, she's 83, and um, you know, my grandfather just recently died.
Uh, you know, I had my mother pass away recently, my grandfather passed away recently, a friend passed away recently, uh, my whole family passed away recently, apparently, and that was my fault, I guess.
Um, but we've all passed away recently.
Um, but no, but you know, you gotta savor the moments with your grandma.
Remember why you do politics, it's for your family, it's for the people you love.
And, um, I want to put on a special birthday for her, and so you know, I don't, I didn't have a ton of money to spend on it, but I, uh, you know, spent a hundred bucks.
And I got some streamers and some stuff.
You can do a birthday really cheap.
Don't give into it, you have to have these expensive birthdays.
Just get a little couple of things.
Walmart's really cheap.
And I did a real birthday, like probably most of you guys would do, with just a cake and from Costco and normal stuff.
And I went upstairs outside here.
We have my piano.
And I went ahead and I played some worship songs for her.
Believe it or not, as much as we joke about the stuff in the press, I'm really not that crazy of a person.
Just kind of like a guy converting to orthodoxy, play my piano.
Do worship music, read my Bible, make dick jokes and horribly racist jokes throughout the day with my friends, degrade women, and then go back to the Bible as most Christian guys do.
unidentified
Of course.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, as we all do.
@sithlordgroyper
As they do at Mount Athos.
elijah schaffer
Rest in peace, by the way, to the monk who was killed in the chronic stint in Mount Athos this week.
Genuinely, rest in peace and may God be with you and may Christ be with you in your soul.
But she.
You know, I played some music.
Her husband just died, my grandfather, and she cried.
She wept.
So did my aunt Donna.
They wept and they cried while I played music and they just really worshiped God and they were praying.
And I've not heard my grandma sing in years.
My grandfather's been slowly dying from cancer.
She's been very depressed.
And, you know, like to me, I don't need anything, you know, like my grandma got me.
Thank you, grandma, for my onion dicer.
It's awesome.
I love it.
Honestly, the best onion dicer.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's my greatest onion dicer I ever had in my life.
Watching my grandma cry from the music I was playing and just connect with God and sing.
And, you know, she's just singing to God.
And I got to share with my grandma and my aunt about the Orthodox Church and my journey so far and why it's waking me up.
And I had a really big epiphany, which George will say aren't true in Orthodox, but I had an epiphany to like a prophetic thing that I thought my aunt actually did speak.
It said from the mouth of babes that God speaks.
And he spoke through a donkey and occasionally he'll speak through a woman, which is crazy to think about.
But, you know, but he jokes aside.
My Aunt Donna gave me a good word because I told her, I said, Do you know why I think the Orthodox Church is rising today?
Because the Orthodox Church has been very popular in times of great persecution and has genuinely survived extremely persecutory seasons, proving its validity.
It cannot be persecuted out of existence.
And I mean that it works for men.
And I go, And men are being persecuted across the country.
They need a faith based, they need the church, the real true church.
And I go, And they survived communism, they've survived everything.
Including their cathedrals.
They preserve their cathedrals, which very few can say.
And right now, men are in a position where they need a real, they need the true church, not a real, the true church to get them out of.
So they're going to Catholicism and to Orthodoxy.
And we see each other as brothers.
We do see each other as brothers.
And I explain to them, and I feel like my aunt gave me a really good word.
She says, Do you ever read Jeremiah?
I go, No, not in like 10 years.
I haven't read the book of Jeremiah.
I haven't read it in a long time, actually.
I read it in like Bible school back in like maybe 2012.
I don't think I've read it since 2012, actually.
And she goes, You know, Jeremiah should read it.
unidentified
I go, Why?
elijah schaffer
She goes, Jeremiah was persecuted, and God gave him a record to speak to people and tell them the truth, but nobody wanted to listen to the truth.
And he thought that God, he was mad at God because God gave him a deep burden to speak to people, but he was unable to reach the people.
Like God said, Hey, say this message to people, and nobody wanted to hear the message.
And I think a lot of you guys feel the same way.
You're sort of red pilled, you know, J pilled, you're Christ pilled, and you're walking around with a message, and you, You feel like everyone should know this.
God's telling me to tell the world what's going on and what's happening.
And nobody really wants to hear it.
It's not really popular, right?
To tell people the truth.
So, my challenge to you guys is read your church teachings, but maybe in your extra free time as well, maybe go through Jeremiah.
I'm starting it tonight.
I started it today to go through Jeremiah and just read through a book on top of the readings that we're supposed to read.
Make sure that you also maybe just have an extra time, you know, you're bored and go through it on audio.
Maybe just turn on the audio app and listen to it because the word of God has the power to teach.
It has the power to rebuke, to correct.
The Bible says it's like sharper than a two edged sword and it can cut through bone and marrow, right?
And everybody knows, you know, you have to literally butcher something to get the marrow out.
And so it'll butcher your soul.
And the word of God does that.
I'm not a priest.
I'm not here to give you, you know, it's like I'm not a doctor.
I'm going to give you, tell you how to live your spiritual life or to tell you.
If your priest tells you not to read Jeremiah, go with your priest's advice, not my advice.
But if you don't have a priest, you don't have advice, and you're looking for somewhere to go in scripture, maybe just crack open Jeremiah and see of a man that lived in a difficult age and what happened.
And you might.
And you will gain something from it because God's word teaches, rebukes, and corrects.
And if you're like me, you're a very imperfect person.
You need the word of God to correct you on a daily basis, including my dad, who corrected me today.
I said, I will never forgive the people who tried to harm my children and keep their father away from them through lies and deceit.
And he told me, He goes, You have to forgive them because God commands you to forgive everyone who wrongs you and persecutes you, even forgive your enemies.
And these are your enemies.
Who have wronged your children and have lied about you in the press, in courts, and have tried to mar you so that your kids don't have a dad in their life.
That's what they said.
They don't want a dad in my son's lives.
It's very sick, very twisted, very twisted ideology.
But he said, You have to forgive them because the Bible commands you to.
And I said, Fair enough.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
Fair enough.
@sithlordgroyper
You also have to, this is for everybody, this isn't directed at you, but you also have to forgive yourself for the things that you've done in your life, and you have to seek forgiveness through the church.
And that's a very important thing.
Until you're able to forgive yourself for your own sins, you won't be able to forgive other people because you usually project your own sins onto other people, your own unresolved sins.
So solve that.
Forgive yourself for everything.
Go to church, seek repentance and confession, and forgive yourself and then forgive other people.
You can still, a lot of people misconstrue what this means.
It doesn't mean forgive and then let them into your house and let them kill you like many white suburban moms think.
You forgive them in your heart so that they no longer have power over you.
And then you can move on with your life without grievance or grudges or anger in your heart.
I think Jesse Lee Peterson talks a lot about this, specifically with your parents, which I've also done, actually.
I won't get into the details, but it takes some time.
You reconcile your childhood, things like that.
Maybe you had some issues, but if you hold on to those grievances your whole life, it will ruin your life and it'll ruin your mental health.
You need to forgive your parents, forgive your parents.
Forgive people who've betrayed you.
Forgive your ex wives.
Forgive everybody if you can.
Also, forgive Israel and Jews if you can.
Back to you, Elijah.
Young Earth Creationist Thesis 00:13:13
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you got to forgive people.
This isn't that they lie, slander, persecute you, you know?
CSR 24 7.
CSR 24 17 says, Slay thee now, therefore.
We got to find out that reference and just start making up stuff in the Bible.
The Bible says in CSR 24 17, Please write that down.
We got to find out exactly what he said so people get the bit over time.
You know what I mean?
Like, just saying, the Bible says, Georgie is a gay.
Fuck his shit up until he learns his lesson.
You're like, the Bible says it's in CSR 2417.
It said it.
It's good enough to kill school children.
It's good enough to lie.
That's our government.
All right.
Moving along, a couple more things on this topic before we move on to the next topic.
Just want to mention here the United States has evacuated its final military base.
In Syria.
@sithlordgroyper
It was 2517, actually.
unidentified
2517.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
So apparently, we've evacuated our last base in Syria.
I don't know the, like some of this stuff, by the way, could be wrong.
So, you know, like we're going off of reports online that are not fact checked.
Sometimes they're not in a bad way fact checked.
We're not in a good way fact checked.
Like sometimes we just, we have this.
@sithlordgroyper
I think this is correct.
I've seen this on multiple sources.
I think it's.
elijah schaffer
Imagine living like that.
Imagine living like that.
Just like you're in a field that could be paradise.
Got a goat to fuck every night.
I'm sorry.
So good.
unidentified
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And, Yeah, literally, have God's abundance earth under you to sell literally dead, dead matter.
Do you know?
unidentified
Do you know?
elijah schaffer
I have a theory while you leave this up.
Now, this is coming, this obviously would make my colleagues very angry back in the physical science world.
Like, I am a young earth creationist.
I don't know if you know that.
@sithlordgroyper
Yes, no, I didn't.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I believe the earth is.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, no, I did know that.
Yeah, you don't think it's older than how long, 2000 years?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
10 to 25,000 years old.
@sithlordgroyper
10 to 25,000?
Yeah, I guess I would.
I understand why you think that.
Do you just think carbon dating is inaccurate?
elijah schaffer
100% it is, yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
I think it is too on many levels.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, even plutonium, even when you get down to atomic dating, it's really not accurate.
@sithlordgroyper
I think rock formations is where I take my idea from.
It's like different layers of rock, and you can kind of tell, like, How many years has this been?
elijah schaffer
You know what's crazy about that?
I had a biological evolutionary doctor on my show who messaged me after Milo said that I had sex with Sarah Stock and that's why I was getting divorced, which is not true.
And that's just the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
I do have a dick and it works.
That's why I have kids, but that wasn't normal.
@sithlordgroyper
Didn't your ex wife text you later?
And she said she found out about that with everybody else.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we all found out about it the same day.
@sithlordgroyper
I had no idea about Sarah Stock at all.
Nothing to do with it.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, we actually found out about Sarah Stock publicly after we filed for divorce.
So that's crazy.
But that aside, his name's Colin Wright.
And he messaged me saying, Please find God and repent.
I'm like, Nigga, you're an atheist bitch and you love Jews.
Don't.
And I had an old host named Citi Watson.
And she was like, I'm going to own you on this.
She literally told me that she's like, I'm inviting an evolutionary biologist and you can debate young earth creationism with him.
Well, it didn't go very well for him.
And they mocked me on the show because I was like, well, no.
I mean, look, dude, vertical petrified trees have been found between millions of years of rock strata.
And they're upright and upright trees are found in what?
Boyant in water, right?
You can see that right here in Lake Louisville.
And you can see how the trees are buoyant and how they petrify.
The strata rock formation time scale is bullshit.
And nobody with a common sense, especially with these transitionary species, like to be completely honest, I show speed is the transitionary species, you know?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we had that video.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that is.
And as you'll see with vaginas, like black people are perhaps as close as we'd get to a transitionary species.
There have been very many different variations of hominoids or whatever you want to call them today.
unidentified
Homos.
elijah schaffer
What did I show speed say?
He's like Himalayan clonganoids.
I'm going to start doing that now.
Shingaloid bingaloids.
It's like, look, whatever you want to talk about in your version of events here, it's very clear.
That our current understanding of the time clock is incorrect.
And the fact is, when you even look at someone like Lucy, what I was taught in the 90s, right, was this transitionary species.
Parts are found from all over the region and sometimes all over the world.
And they use shavers, they shave down like hip bones to make them look more human.
It's absolute bullshit.
But you don't need to tell me that there's evolution.
I know evolution is real.
I can just see the people that live in Frisco.
And I can tell there's a big difference in how people are developed and how environment and Diet and inbreeding and things affects, you know, genetic variation.
I mean, I am by trade a genetic engineer.
I'm not fucking stupid.
And what she didn't realize is that the way that I describe PhDs, I dropped out of grad school, you know, to get into this.
In a general science sense, PhDs don't, doctors don't really have a greater understanding of the, you know, overstretching, you know, practice of science than somebody that did well in an advanced program in biology.
Neither do doctors, allopathic medicine, uh, medicinaries, or even, uh, homeopathic.
What they do have an advantage in is like if you look at a pie chart, right?
Your biology degree studies like one fourth of the pie chart, okay?
Depending on whether you're in earth science or physical science or theoretical science, depends what it is.
You're like one fourth of the pie chart.
You really understand it well.
And then a master's degree is like you go into like one sixteenth of the pie chart and you understand that really well.
And then you take a needle and you prick the end of the pie chart and you go into the ethos into what's not even understood because you're asking a question that's never been answered.
That's your whole thesis.
You are now in a needle point.
So there's like, well, I'm a doctor in science.
I'm like, yeah, nigga.
It means you know a lot about something that nobody knows about and you could lie to us because nobody did your thesis.
I didn't do your thesis.
You fucking.
Defended your thesis in front of a board because why do you have to go in front of a board to defend your thesis, which I had to do too?
You know, but why do you have to go in front of a board?
It's because you're asking a question that has not been answered before to further the scientific discovery.
And nobody can really say you're a liar and you have to defend your study through actual facts or at least through the scientific method to show people that you've come to a rational conclusion to at least theorize or defend your answers.
That's all it is.
You're not smarter than anyone.
Your IQ is not higher than anyone.
In fact, You're a fucking wage slave that works for $87,000 a year for the NIH in a fucking shitty university doing assays and telling fucking Chinese autistic people to fucking learn how to pipette shit.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You're not that smart.
And when you realize that the whole science system is fucking bullshit and that everybody's just like, well, I'm a scientist, you know why they have coats on?
For the same reason why anyone fucking wears a uniform.
It's just so people trust you.
And they talk about that the need for trust with patients.
We were, and you know why you wear coats in the lab?
It's because you get crazy ass fucking shit like sulfuric acid on your coat and you don't want to die or ruin your clothes.
It's literally a materialistic reason so you can bleach your coat, bring it back in.
Because, whether you're like with me and Tish, you get blood squirting on you and whatnot.
So, you wear your clothes and you wear a coat over to just like you wear a fucking apron to cook.
It's literally just a tool so that you don't stain your clothes and get shit on your skin.
That's why it's long sleeve and stuff.
Everyone's like, well, he's in a white coat.
Well, I got white skin, nigga.
That's what gives me superiority to you, not my coat.
I'm just kidding.
That was a total joke, by the way.
That was a joke.
We love our blacks.
We love our Mexicans.
We love blue.
@sithlordgroyper
But it's also true.
elijah schaffer
But it's also, no.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm anti racist, actually.
@sithlordgroyper
Minecraft.
Yeah, we're not racist.
elijah schaffer
No, but like, dude, I've already been in the system.
@sithlordgroyper
You have a higher IQ, though.
elijah schaffer
I've already been in the system.
And like, I basically figured out from experiencing and reading the original studies of a lot of this stuff that it was just bullshit.
And like, you know what?
I always ask people this.
I remember I was on the show and I told the guy, I was like, Hey, man, I got an A, or I think I might have actually got an A. Maybe I did, actually.
I think I did get an A in advanced evolutionary biology.
I did well in the courses.
I studied well and I understood the theories and I understood the hypotheses that they were projecting.
And I basically understood the breadth of what was going on.
And I went into an additional series.
I did six years of studies in evolutionary biology.
I went, guys, by the way, that was the only theory I had a problem with.
So I spent six years outside of school studying this stuff in depth.
And do you know what's ironic?
Well, I don't believe that most Protestants are really accurate on theology.
Do you know who actually genuinely, I believe, has one of the most accurate forms?
Do you want to know this?
This is crazy.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Do you know who I think has the most accurate series on evolution that exists?
His name is Kent Hovind.
And it's one of the most fascinating series you'll ever watch.
And do you know how I know that it's real?
Because he started a nonprofit and he was teaching at schools and at churches and teaching across the country.
And do you know what the federal government did to him?
@sithlordgroyper
I don't.
elijah schaffer
It was bogus.
They raided him with the IRS, decided that he was, him and his wife and everybody at the program, and put them in prison, solitary confinement for I think a decade.
I don't know if he's out now.
But they decided to shut down the series while he was doing his tour.
@sithlordgroyper
What was his theory?
elijah schaffer
He proved a young earth.
@sithlordgroyper
Is this the guy that was on?
Was he on Joe Rogan by any chance?
elijah schaffer
No, I don't think so.
unidentified
Was he?
@sithlordgroyper
Different guy?
No, this guy, never mind.
He's saying that the earth is actually way older.
elijah schaffer
But he does it by disproving their methods.
So he's not like, oh, by the way, Jesus Christ created the world 6,000 years ago and we're all alive.
He's like, let me break down the methods.
And it's boring as fuck, guys.
It's about 40 hours, 45 hours of lectures.
And I've watched it many, many times and I've tried to debunk him.
He disproves their methods.
That's a minor resource.
If you're not signed, by the way, that's.
I'm not using Kent Hovind as my resource for why I believe in a young earth.
I want to clarify that because people will criticize me, especially scientists who say he's debunked.
But if you are not a scientist and you're not familiar with methodology and science and you want to have something interesting to watch, go watch Kent Hovind's series.
I actually have the DVD series somewhere.
Can you get that?
Can you download that for us?
Can we start watching that?
It's fucking amazing.
@sithlordgroyper
I can pay for it legally and buy it, of course.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying download it.
I'll pay for it.
It's like 50 bucks on some organization's website.
Yeah.
No, but I actually will pay for it to support the org.
unidentified
For sure.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, for sure.
elijah schaffer
And I'm not a Ken Ham guy.
I'm not a Ken Ham guy.
I don't think Ken Ham defends Young Earth very well.
I think Ken Ham is a little bit sensationalized.
You know, Kirk Cameron's not my guy on the Young Earth.
You know what I mean?
I'm not like, that's like going to a Bryce Mitchell for like your theology.
You know, it's like I'm going to an actual, you know.
And then Dean Ortner is another source, by the way.
Dean Ortner, who's in the world's Guinness Book of Records for passing the most, Volts through a human being and one of the youngest people to build a computer, a supercomputer in America at a young age.
He's a really brilliant individual.
He actually pioneered brain surgery by successfully transplanting brains and mosquitoes.
That was my mentor in science, by the way.
He took me on as my mentor and I even talked to him recently.
Dean, Dr. Dean Ortner, thank you so much for being my mentor.
I have really remarkable mentors in science and I used to be pretty exceptional and gifted in science.
I still probably am to some degree because I'm still retarded and autistic.
But it's like, I actually was going to be a professor.
That was my whole job to be a doctor and a professor and work in research.
And like, that's what I was going to do.
And then I realized, and then I go out there and then people are like, someone put in the chat, like, how many boys did you molest today?
And you're like, why did I do this as my job?
Like, I was going to be like respected.
And like, I was genuinely.
@sithlordgroyper
Because it was the right thing to do.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I was like, genuinely, like, people were like, wow, you're gifted in science.
You're pretty advanced in this stuff.
You're kind of above, you know, challenge professors, get in debates, you know, go be in decathlon.
And then I come into this and then I told everyone I was gay and retarded.
And then everyone's like, this is a low IQ guy on a drug crash out.
And you're like, Actually, no.
It's called being retarded.
And by retarded, I just mean autistic.
And by autistic, I just mean the world will be saved by autistic men.
But like Jeremiah, just because the world isn't listening to us yet, one day they will.
Thank you, Atrazine.
@sithlordgroyper
Thank you to Atrazine.
Special shout out to Roundup and Atrazine for doing that to us.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Ken Hovind.
Nick Fuentes Greenland Ambitions 00:03:36
elijah schaffer
Also, look at old videos on YouTube as his debates.
They're fucking awesome.
It's so entertaining.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I literally have no idea who this guy is, but I will be looking him up.
It sounds very interesting.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's shit that they tried to delete off YouTube, too, by the way.
@sithlordgroyper
Just like CNN did to us.
Fucking cons.
unidentified
All right.
Moving on.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm going to move past the Iran war stuff.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Let's go past that.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay.
Down to relevant news topics.
elijah schaffer
Well, let me just go first to a quick cultural video here as a move here.
Because this is kind of relevant.
Check this out.
Mexico's defense minister actually said that the secretary says 20% of weapons seized from cartels are of Israeli origin.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we've been talking about this.
elijah schaffer
And 80% are from the U.S. Check this out.
@sithlordgroyper
It's weird how everything we talk about is coming up on the show lately.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
We were just talking about Sicario and what that is, what the movie's about.
Here it is, folks.
unidentified
Look at this.
ricardo trevilla trejo
De esas 23 mil armas, el 80% son de origen norteamericano.
Entonces, en este caso, más o menos es la misma proporción.
unidentified
Correcto.
ricardo trevilla trejo
Ya se ha mencionado.
elijah schaffer
All right, going to Georgie here for a second.
Oh, I was trying to.
unidentified
Too late.
elijah schaffer
I was trying to time that.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, it's okay.
elijah schaffer
I was trying to time that.
@sithlordgroyper
That's just our boy.
Secret guest.
elijah schaffer
Go to Georgie.
Go into Georgie for a second.
You're supposed to say something.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, he's coming on here.
Oh, hello, everybody.
It's Georgie, Sith Lord Groyper.
There I am.
Look at that.
Go follow me, Sith Lord Groyper on X.com.
It's a great page.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So he says this 20% of the firearms that they're, you know, absconding from these individuals are Israeli and American made.
And that's actually pretty remarkable for a country the size of Papua New Guinea, with a population size of Papua New Guinea.
By the way, Israel is going to grow.
A lot over the next 20 years.
Israel's going to get bigger.
Manifest destiny for Israel.
I do believe we will take Greenland in our lifetimes for sure.
And do you know why?
Because Israel's rejected Israel.
I mean, Greenland has rejected Israeli control and it's Christian.
And they've been trying to bring porn and stuff into Greenland.
There's a bunch of weird stuff.
Yeah, but they're trying.
They're not Israeli control, I'm saying.
They're Christian.
And they've been opposed to a lot of the moral decay in the West, even in Denmark.
And they've been very, very.
Strong against that.
And I know there's a bunch of Israelis.
@sithlordgroyper
You said you think we'll get it in our lifetime?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I think, I think, I think we'll, I think we'll, we'll do regime change in Cuba within the next 10 years.
Easy.
@sithlordgroyper
Do you think it'll happen under Trump or do you think a different president?
Because it's not going to happen under Gavin Newsom, our next president.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't matter.
You made a million Trumps.
The Jews will find their next Trump, dude.
Nick Fuentes will take Greenland and Mexico and all of, I've watched Newsom talk a lot of positivity about, uh, about, Israel, I want to play a quick video here as we transition because I gotta go, I gotta go run and grab something real fast.
But I want to, I want to play rather than going to a um, you know, random thing, yeah, that they're gonna sit there.
I want to actually play a video that I think is no, no, no, no, hold, give me a second here.
I want to play a video that I think it's five minutes.
Why I want to play this perfect.
So, very rarely is there an AI video that I think is remarkable.
Trump Successor Search Continues 00:05:23
elijah schaffer
And I actually kind of like got like emotional from this.
Um, and we might get a copyright strike, we don't care because we're not trying to make money on YouTube right now, but we might get a copyright strike.
Well, the copyright strike's not a strike, we might get like share our, our, our, I don't know if the music is.
I don't know this song.
I don't know if it's a real song.
It might be.
I might sound stupid.
I'm going to even stay here for a minute of it because it's basically like a song about we're all noticing and we're all seeing things.
And it's got so many things I don't think they would get.
Well, the song probably is.
The video's AI for sure.
But the song might be AI.
That's what I'm saying.
But there's always some idiots like this is a ripoff of another song they changed the lyrics to.
I don't know your stupid shit, dude.
I don't know your music.
Yes, Moby's Coachella set is amazing.
Check it up.
Check out Moby, particularly.
What's the song from the early 2000s?
Look up this song here.
If you want your mind blown, look up the song When It's Cold, I'd Like to Die by Moby and look up the Coachella set with Jacob Loss.
It's back when music was still good and like it was okay to listen to black people sing.
But listen to this.
This is like pretty crazy here.
leonard cohen
And the dice are loaded.
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
Everybody knows The war is over.
Everybody knows The good guy's lost.
Everybody knows The fight was fixed.
The poor stay poor, The rich get rich.
That's how it goes, Everybody knows.
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking.
Everybody knows the captain lied.
Everybody got this broken feeling Like their father or their dog just died.
Everybody talking to their pockets.
Everybody wants a box of chocolates in the long stem rows.
Everybody knows That you love me, baby.
Everybody knows that you really do.
Everybody knows that you've been faithful.
I give or take a night or two.
Everybody knows you've been discreet, but there were so many people you just had to meet without your clothes.
And everybody knows.
Repare lo
That you live forever.
Oh, when you've done a line or two, everybody knows the deal is rotten.
Old black Joe still picking cotton for your ribbons and bow.
And everybody knows.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you got Lebanon and Athens.
leonard cohen
Everybody knows that the plague is coming.
Everybody knows that it's moving fast.
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman are just a shining artifact of the past.
Rest in peace.
Everybody knows the scene is dead, but there's gonna be a meteor on the altar.
Everybody knows that you're in trouble.
Everybody knows what you've been through.
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary to the beach in Mount Aldaboo.
Everybody knows it's coming upon you.
Take one last look at this sacred house.
Admitting Mistakes About Trump 00:06:32
unidentified
This sounds good.
This is the best video.
Jared Kushner.
Yeah.
leonard cohen
Everybody knows Everybody knows That's how it is That's how it goes.
elijah schaffer
Trump I was so wrong, unfortunately.
I'm going to say this before I introduce my guests.
I want to say something.
Because I had Nick Fuentes, we'll probably re release the show.
Maybe we should re release it on Sunday because not enough people saw it.
We'll re release it on Sunday.
One of the comeback episodes I did with, in the meantime, while my life was being dismantled by bad faith actors.
And Media Matters and a few big publications picked it up.
I said, look, I was wrong about Trump.
And, I think Fuentes and I had a bit of a beef and a falling out personally over Trump, which I thought was weird because he was basically telling me, like, you're wrong on Trump.
And I was like, you know how he talks?
You're wrong on Trump.
You're wrong.
And I'm like, no, dude, look, man, I'm going to go to jail.
My buddy, it's true, though.
My buddy's about to go to jail.
We're going to go to jail.
I'm about to go to jail.
And I told people that I voted for him on two main reasons.
One of them worked out, one of them didn't.
So I said, I voted for Trump to get me and my friend out of jail.
I had an espionage investigation that Wired leaked to the public.
Very serious.
You know, the like to explain how serious it was because people always doubt it.
That's not real.
Like, Harmeet Dillon, who's like working for the Department of Justice now, was like helping me with that.
You know, Tucker was helping me with that.
I mean, it was a very serious thing.
She knew about it, she knew that it was serious.
And on top of that, you know, by the way, Harmeet Dillon, a very, very good friend of mine, but.
On the other side, my friend Michael Hennessy, who you guys know, Snowflake, he's going to come out here in about a month from now, I think.
And he was about to go to jail for five years on a plea deal.
We'll talk about Joe Biggs as well.
A few friends were already in prison.
I didn't want to go to jail.
You know, I have kids.
Believe it or not, I'm actually a pretty damn good father, and I didn't want to go to jail for my kids, right?
As a dad, you think about those things.
And I told Nick to his face, I'm like, dude, I'm a dad.
I can't let my kids not have a father.
And he was not just right about Trump, Nick.
He was right about women too, because I told him he should get married.
I don't know what was worse, telling him to get married or telling him to vote for Trump.
But I was like, dude, I'm married.
You know, you got to have kids, got to have a dad in their life, can't go to jail.
@sithlordgroyper
I think your divorce delayed how long it's going to take for Nick to get married by at least 10 years.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, by 10 years.
And then it turns out my ex wife, Is trying to get welfare from the Australian government and cut me out of her life so she can get money from the Australian government, allegedly, up to $8,000 a month.
So that was her plan to sabotage my income, allegedly, according to sources that I won't name, and take money from Centrelink.
That's very, very sad.
And cut me out of their life so she can get money.
It's a very, very sad thing to do for money to ruin boys' lives.
But what's worse than that is maybe mommy's not doing well, but daddy Trump.
Is doing worse.
And we're all married to Daddy Trump.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
We're in a very big gay faggot relationship with Daddy Trump right now.
And Daddy doesn't care that the gas is expensive.
@sithlordgroyper
Daddy's abusive.
elijah schaffer
Daddy may be here, but he's not bringing home the milk.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
He's returning home.
He left to get the milk and he didn't come home with the milk.
@sithlordgroyper
But we have Israel flags.
elijah schaffer
We came back with Israel flags and a $200 billion war with Iran.
And that's what we got from him.
And so it's a very, very difficult relationship.
And I remember, like, I told Nick, I was like, hey, can we just do an episode so people know I'm not, people know I'm under attack?
And I go, this is when he kind of agreed.
I was like, he said he would already agree as a friend.
I was like, just to show you my favor.
So I told him, he said, he said yes out of the kindness of his heart.
He's a very good guy, very kind.
He's very lied about in the media.
Nick is, I just want to say this Nick Fuentes is very lied about in the media.
They paint him, they say he's a cat boy, he's gay, and he's, you know, all these things.
And people will paint to beefs with friends.
We've had beefs.
If you have real niggas in your life and you don't beef, are you real niggas?
No, no, you're not.
So, you know, real niggas beef.
But when push comes to shove, he's one of the realest people ever.
And he was one of the only and first people to reach out to me and just say, I'm here to help you, dude.
And I love you.
And he owes me nothing, no favors, nothing.
He's on a high horse.
He took Charlie's audience after Charlie died.
He's more popular than Candace Owens.
You know, he revels that of Tucker Carlson with cult following.
And he said, I'm here to help you.
A guy with no show, nothing going.
And I told him, I said, You know what I'm going to do for you?
I have no money to give you.
No, no thank yous.
But I'm going to let my audience know I was wrong about Trump.
And he's like, Thank you.
unidentified
Thanks.
elijah schaffer
And it's true.
And I was wrong about Trump.
And I think that that's kind of funny because as someone like himself who's about helping the movement, I think he's just like, Thank you.
Somebody's recognizing that they were wrong.
And we feel betrayed.
We feel betrayed.
And join me today for the second half of the show is my guest today.
Recognizing Past Political Errors 00:02:54
elijah schaffer
They call him the Netanyahu.
They say you share the first name.
Maybe you're just as lame.
The Netanyahu of Australia.
They say he's taking over Melbourne.
He's taking over the West Coast.
He's going out to Adelaide.
He's taking over the Brisbane, as they call him.
They say, How are you doing, Albanese?
Albanese Brisbane, they call him these days.
unidentified
Is that right?
elijah schaffer
They call him Mr. Brisbane, the Albanese, the last bastion of white superiority.
Brisbane is only 30% Asian.
It's not 50% yet, like the great.
New South Wales, New South Wales, they call it New Dagestan.
Actually, New Delhi, New New Delhi, they call it New New Delhi, the new Indian capital of the world.
Benjamin Netanyahu, they call him of Australia.
Welcome back, Benjamin.
@australiantalk
Hello, Elijah.
Great to be back.
Yes, I'm here just to revel in all the bloodletting that's been taking place in the last few days since I haven't been on this panel, but rest assured, we've been annihilating the enemy.
But yeah, man, it's good to be here with you, Elijah.
One quick shout out as well if anyone wants to find who made that last video.
They can find him on X. His handle is ICANTEVENFILMS.
ICANTEVENFILMS is the gentleman's at.
So check him out.
Give him a follow.
He makes unbelievably good quality videos all of the time.
elijah schaffer
What is this shot?
Him.
What is that shot?
Georgie, we're going to do a whole camera lesson.
@sithlordgroyper
Of Ben?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
What is that shot?
@sithlordgroyper
I think you set it up.
elijah schaffer
No, not of him.
You know how to use cameras, right?
Can you reframe him, please?
Can you get that headroom down?
Like 50.
That's his camera for sure.
Yeah, that and then just, just, just, no, no, don't use the red knob on the side to loosen it and move it down.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go down here.
Let's watch this.
Let's go, let's go down.
And wait, go up a little more.
Go up a little more.
Up a little more.
Now tighten it, zoom in, and then move it again.
Zoom in more.
That's a little less.
A little less.
Yeah, there you go.
unidentified
Perfect.
elijah schaffer
That's perfect.
And then move it down a little bit.
A little up, a little up.
unidentified
It's hard.
Yeah, yeah.
@australiantalk
That's that's well done.
Well done.
unidentified
Well done, blue.
@australiantalk
Nice shot doing George's job.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that is Nazis are the best filmmakers.
@australiantalk
George already has a Mexican assistant.
elijah schaffer
No, that's fine.
unidentified
That's great.
No, yeah, it does.
@sithlordgroyper
The three cut isn't right.
elijah schaffer
Look, go to the three cut.
It looks great.
@sithlordgroyper
No, dude, look.
elijah schaffer
He's moving the camera.
Move the tripod, not the camera.
Okay, nigga.
@australiantalk
So, the question to ask for the audience why these guys are figuring this out in all likelihood, we might have a transfer of power come 2028, which would mean the Democrats will take office.
Democrats Losing 2028 Power 00:06:32
@australiantalk
Most likely, by then, the incursion in the Middle East will be far greater significance than what it is today.
That being the case, is it more favorable for Trump to be involved in a war with boots on the ground to retain the presidency next time around?
Or is it more advantageous for the Democrats to run with boots on the ground as we will end this war?
What do you think, George?
@sithlordgroyper
Sorry, I was fixing some technical stuff.
elijah schaffer
So, the I think, I know, I think, yeah, go ahead.
I think something very important here.
I think that there's going to be boots on the ground in our lifetime in Iran.
And I hope you can and get to see it because he prophesied it.
And, um, I firmly and strongly believe the goal is continual war with Iran.
And I think, kind of like Russia, I believe that if we don't go to war with Iran, that we will be in proxy wars with Iran.
Like, Iran will start attacking Kuwait again and we'll do another desert storm type of thing and get the Iranian army out of Kuwait or whatever it is.
We're going to be in an issue.
And I think that what happened here.
Is that the Chinese who are sending ships through the Strait of Hermos right now have realized they have a high strategic gain.
The United States is faltering, okay, in an extremely catastrophic way.
And I heard this quote from Australian media, from Australian Seven News, that I, this is why you got to watch foreign media.
They said, on Iran.
No, they didn't say that.
They go, they go, the United States, which is a very low.
Tolerance for casualties has a strategic disadvantage.
I thought that's an interesting thing.
You know, it's like, yeah, because like Iran, we like blow up, you know, like Americans, like, oh, you know, 200 Lebanese kids were killed today.
We're like, well, rip.
You know, and then like a boomer's like, they deserve that shit.
Those kids deserved it.
But then you hear like an American, an American, and it's a straight up black.
We don't even care about blacks dying in our country.
We don't give a shit about blacks.
That's why I was in the sauna today.
This black was saying that.
He's like, well, you don't know about me.
I'm like, no, I know what you mean.
We don't care about blacks.
We don't care about blacks.
@australiantalk
You were in a sauna with a black today, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, at Lifetime.
@australiantalk
Close back to the sauna.
elijah schaffer
The blacks are getting money.
We have problems bigger than you can understand.
That's why I say Iran's not our problem.
Blacks have money now.
What are we going to do about it?
@australiantalk
Did he have to reach over you to pour some water?
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
His name was Trayvon Martin.
But he said, he goes, but he was arguing with this other white guy in there about race wars.
And I go, you know, guys, I think we're all getting fucked by the H 1B Indians, a bunch of Indians in there.
And then everyone looked at me.
I was like, I think the Indians are ruining our country, you know?
But jokes aside, it's like, I was telling the truth, you know?
Like, hey, but when a black serviceman gets killed in Iran, you know, you're like, shit.
You know, like one plane goes down.
You're like, the Americans look like, we shut down 108 boats.
And you find out, like, The Nimitz or, you know, these boats, you know, an aircraft carrier gets damaged and you're like, it's a news story.
It's like, there's a clog in the pipes.
And it's like, it's on the news.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because we're not, we're not, there was a sort of the Bay of Pigs Cuba crisis, you know, CIA memo that went out that was like, when one American is missing or down, like all of America is responsible type of thing.
That was a real propaganda machine that's very good.
And we think about that.
But when like an American gets run over by a bulldozer in Israel, like defending, you know, we don't talk about that.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it kind of makes sense.
The black.
The black service member getting news coverage versus, like, I don't know, the average black gangbanger selling Yayo to the streets.
You know, it's a little different, right?
Speaking to a judge serving his country versus slanging Yayo to gangbangers, I think it is a little different, right?
@australiantalk
Yeah, the larger point Elijah was making there as well.
And it is true to say that the winner of war typically is the nation which can spend more blood than their opponent in the theater of war.
And so we can look at it as a, you know, at a certain point in time, the American citizenry got fed up with the amount of bodies returning from Vietnam at first, and then that brings an end to the war because of public pressure.
And then similarly with the war on terror as well.
But this calls into question, and what Elijah was addressing is China is actually the nation on the face of the planet that can spend more blood than every other nation because China tomorrow can conscript 30 million men, put them all on the front lines, have them all steamed rolled, turned into mush, and then conscript another 30 million men for the front lines.
And a similar thing cannot be taken, similar action cannot be taken in Western nations because politically it's not feasible, it's certainly not advantageous.
And the people will not put up with it.
Whereas in China, the people cannot tell the government, no, stop sending our sons to the front line.
And because of their population size, if they lose 60 million, they've still got plenty left in reserve anyway.
So, yeah, the ability to be able to spend a nation's blood, your own son's blood, on the battlefield determines how long you will stay in the war for.
And when you're a godless communist state like China, who will not be questioned by its citizenry, and citizens are almost subdued now anyway, since Mao.
They won't speak up.
They certainly won't cause any type of disarray socially in their country.
So, yeah, they will get to the finish line.
But the Americans certainly will not.
And I do wonder is it going to be more advantageous for Trump to have boots on the ground?
But then we have to call into question whether or not it is the aspiration of the Zionists and those that are giving Netanyahu his orders as well to transform the world into a model they'd prefer.
Do they only think that what they ultimately do hope to achieve, which is the destruction of the third temple and the rebuilding of their temple, Do they think that's only possible under a Trump administration?
Only because the Democrat base isn't of the same worldview, typically as MAGA and so on and so forth.
So, does that mean they've got to rush to the line now because they know they may only have a couple of years left?
And if that is the case, well, then that would lend credence to why they're trying to get the job done as quickly as possible right now rather than to try to put it behind us and find a peaceful solution?
Zionist World Transformation Goals 00:14:29
elijah schaffer
Well, I'll say this I'm really glad we're, you know, ran.
Because God forbid the Muslims ever gain ground in our country.
Anyway, check out the Public Broadcasting Company.
ramy youssef
Salaam alaikum everyone, I'm Rami Yousaf.
unidentified
Oh, and Elmo's Elmo.
Mr. Rami, what does Salaam alaikum mean?
ramy youssef
Well, Salaam means peace, and it's a way to say hello in Arabic.
unidentified
Oh, cool.
Oh, Salaam alaikum everybody.
ramy youssef
Elmo and I are here to wish all of you a happy Arab American Heritage Month.
unidentified
Yeah, happy Arab American Heritage Month.
ramy youssef
I'm so proud of my Arabic heritage, and I'm so happy to share this month with my fellow Arabs and Elmo.
So, thanks Habibi.
unidentified
Oh, wait a minute.
What's Habibi?
ramy youssef
Oh, it's an Arabic word for a special friend.
unidentified
Really?
Well, happy Arab American Heritage Month, baby.
elijah schaffer
Dude, do you want to hear something crazy?
So I had it at the height of this is during Blaze TV Times.
I had so many parties.
By the way, I want to clarify this for court records.
With the sponsorship of my ex wife, we had so many parties that she threw at our house in LA while I was at Blaze that Habibi at the local liquor store bought a freezer just to store bottles of vodka for us to be able to pull drawer so that he could sell it to us on a weekly basis,
like 20 bottles a week to have for our parties on the weekends that we had in LA.
That were Blaze parties.
I saw Josiah Moody, who's a good friend of the show.
He was talking about Blaze blackmail.
I'm not involved in that.
And of course, he's not either.
But we do know that Hayden said he was going to blackmail Blaze.
That's between him and Blaze and Glenn.
But it's like, Habibi, that used to be a cool thing.
You had your local liquor store owner.
I just told Hermes that today.
I go, there's an Indian owner of a liquor store by my house that Hermes goes to.
And he said he's been here since 2000.
He's got a problem with the local Indian immigration.
We always had those cool Arab smoke shop owners.
The problem is, There used to be one smoke shop in your city that that cool Arab guy owned that was like, Abibi, I get you what you want.
unidentified
You want a car, you want this, you want a weed, what do you want?
elijah schaffer
And you're like, oh, Habibi, hey, and you're like, you have fun.
You're like, you know, those are those videos like, I'm a white guard, I don't know culture, and you'd have fun.
And then now, like, you go to like Wendy's, like, Abibi, what do you want?
And you're like, oh, what the fuck is this?
And they're like, hey, it's good to be with you.
And you're like, no, okay, hold up, let me go to fucking In N Out.
And they're like, Hare Krishna.
unidentified
Hare Hare.
elijah schaffer
Okay, Kay, this has got to be okay.
Let me go to Walmart.
And you go, please don't tell me that you're fucking, you know, Hindu.
unidentified
Like, okay.
elijah schaffer
You're only talking Spanish.
Oh, fuck.
You can't find a white guy.
And it happened that me, Hermes, this white guy in the Asante, they were the only white people.
There's like nine other people, black and Arab and Indian.
You know, now in South Frisco, it's 55.8% Indian.
55.8% fucking Indian.
unidentified
Ew.
Gross!
elijah schaffer
Stop that, please.
And Herman's like, I didn't know that was that bad.
Yeah, in our neighborhood here, I looked this up right now, it is literally right over 33% right here.
It's 33.1 to 33.4.
It's all two different things on Indian or white.
unidentified
Indian.
@sithlordgroyper
It feels like a lot higher.
@australiantalk
Well, they do have a community outreach program for you, Elijah.
They're knocking on your door, leaving you cards saying they'll remove the spirits from your house.
They will literally dress it down in cow piss.
They will stop divorce happening.
They can help your financial situation.
They're promising you everything that you can do.
elijah schaffer
Well, I just want to say this real fast.
That's our county.
So we're in North Frisco.
So, like, it could be 60% here as well.
@sithlordgroyper
In the neighborhood, I think it's like 60%.
I think it's like at least 80% in this specific neighborhood.
elijah schaffer
No, a lot of people are Arab.
There's a lot of Arabs.
There's a lot of Pakistanis.
There's a lot of Pakistani Muslims.
@sithlordgroyper
They're all Indian to me, pal.
unidentified
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
They're all Indian to me.
@australiantalk
Don't tell that to an Egyptian, George.
He might cut you up.
Have we got another guest in the house tonight as well, ladies and gentlemen?
unidentified
No, we don't.
We do not.
elijah schaffer
That being said, shout out to NoticerI am last night who sent $20 and our other YouTube super chat.
We have a super chat from.
Commenting is dangerous.
Said, such a great guest.
I always enjoyed it when he was on your show when you were in Australia.
Hope to see him here more often.
Keep up the good work.
Absolutely.
Shout out.
Give him a couple of air horns there.
That's really low.
You can trump the sound effects on the levels there.
No, you just trump the slider.
@australiantalk
We're going to put some stickers on there for you, George, so you know which colors are which sounds as well.
You'll be fine, man.
elijah schaffer
All right.
unidentified
Moving along.
@australiantalk
That was very nice of you.
Thank you very much for those kind words.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, everyone always liked him.
unidentified
Oh, hold up.
Sorry.
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
I'm not being said.
I gotta say, why wouldn't America like this?
This is a look.
This couple quit their jobs to do.
Can you take off the uh, we have triple split.
You have to take that the uh, watermark off.
@sithlordgroyper
I know, I know, I know.
Yeah, geez, man.
Give me a second, please.
elijah schaffer
It's in my shop.
@australiantalk
She's something among you.
elijah schaffer
Do you know that uh, Brian can set it up?
@sithlordgroyper
Just pulled it up.
elijah schaffer
Do you know Brian can have it that when you go to the triple split, it yeah, we got it.
It's crazy.
This is by the way, this is the same software and shit they use uh, at.
Blaze and everywhere in Daily Wire.
By the way, did you hear about Daily Wire's new sponsor today?
@australiantalk
No, go ahead.
elijah schaffer
Mark Zuckerberg, sponsor of Daily Wire.
Meta is now the new sponsor of Daily Wire.
Meta.
Yeah, Meta.
Meta is sponsoring Daily Wire.
Shapiro and Mark Zuckerberg have in common.
Oh, their beds are both made of money.
@australiantalk
He already has an incestuous relationship with Facebook.
Like when everyone got banned during the COVID era, he was the only one that was able to survive.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'd pay to watch Incestuous because of the ship with his sister.
unidentified
Yeah.
Who.
@australiantalk
Well, no, I don't want to talk about her.
I have, but I don't want to speak about her publicly.
@sithlordgroyper
Ben Shapiro's sister?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
Hot.
@australiantalk
I had a good night.
She was nothing but nice.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
@australiantalk
And there were no pillows, but she gave me two.
And I was quite happy.
elijah schaffer
Two pillows, one cup.
That's crazy.
What the hell is going on?
Speaking of OnlyFans.
@australiantalk
What I do love is, George, when we're pulling up stories like this, you read the text and throw us into it and play the clip.
elijah schaffer
I do like that, too.
The producers that do that are usually good.
unidentified
I do like that.
elijah schaffer
So let's see if they're good.
So, usually producers that know what they're doing do that.
But producers that don't know what they're doing don't do that.
unidentified
What happened?
elijah schaffer
What happened?
unidentified
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
All right, check this out.
unidentified
Read this.
@sithlordgroyper
This couple quits their jobs to do OnlyFans.
unidentified
Look how much.
I couldn't even.
Sorry.
@sithlordgroyper
Thanks, fucking.
unidentified
What are you doing?
elijah schaffer
That was you.
You did that.
No one knows I'm doing that.
@sithlordgroyper
You sabotaging me.
elijah schaffer
Try it again.
@sithlordgroyper
This is crazy.
unidentified
These couples quit their shit.
I'm George.
You have a mustache.
@sithlordgroyper
I Wow.
elijah schaffer
I'm a loser and a griper and I sit in and then press buttons.
@sithlordgroyper
Wow.
Looking pretty good though here.
@australiantalk
Are we pushing play?
unidentified
Hey, everybody, I have a mustache.
Hey, everybody, I have blonde hair.
Look at me.
Hey, everyone, Preston Parra's blonde hair too.
elijah schaffer
Preston Parra's blonde hair too.
You're saying I'm like Preston Parra?
Good for you.
@sithlordgroyper
Does the carpet match the drapes?
elijah schaffer
It actually does.
My dick is white too.
unidentified
Check this out.
elijah schaffer
They're making like $400,000 a month.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
So that's all monthly payouts, right?
elijah schaffer
So do you know?
@australiantalk
Multiple hundreds of thousands.
elijah schaffer
Do you know who Candace Horbacks is?
@sithlordgroyper
I do not.
@australiantalk
Subscribe to her now, George.
@sithlordgroyper
Roger that.
elijah schaffer
Do you not know who that is?
Don't go to my screen here.
Don't go to my screen.
I'm going to show you this from you, not from me.
Okay.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You know who this is.
Do you know who Eva Lovia is?
Don't put it on or we're going to get banned.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, I'm putting it on.
elijah schaffer
Do you know who Eva Lovia is?
@sithlordgroyper
No, don't.
Okay, it's coming on.
elijah schaffer
Do you know who Eva Lovia is?
She's one of the most famous.
@sithlordgroyper
I actually don't.
elijah schaffer
Oh, she's a friend of mine.
She's one of the most famous.
She's one of the most highly decorated AVN.
unidentified
She's Jewish.
@australiantalk
She went to the good plastic surgeon.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, you can see we're getting double teamed by black guys.
I do like her a lot, but I'll say this.
So I'm talking about sex life or anything.
@sithlordgroyper
She does get talented by black guys.
unidentified
I like her a lot.
elijah schaffer
There was a season where everyone was like, Why is Elijah having porn stars on his show?
And I was like, What?
I was at Blaze.
He was like, Why is he having porn stars on his show?
And I was like, They're porn stars?
There was literally a time where I had like six different Playboy and AVN award winning porn stars on my show.
And everyone's like, Why is he doing this?
I'm like, Because they're politics.
Because they're politics.
Because they're really good.
Then everyone's like, You know, Elijah's up with porn stars on his set.
And you're like, No.
That's crazy.
@australiantalk
No, they rode Sabians.
elijah schaffer
No, that's crazy.
That never happened.
But no, but she was around and she showed me her OnlyFans at the time.
unidentified
Damn.
Nice.
elijah schaffer
But her earnings, they're not lying about this shit.
I'm not going to be rude and tell her financials to the world, but I'm going to tell you when you see people making hundreds of thousands, and by the way, she wasn't even doing nudes at the time.
She was doing lingerie, maybe a little bit of nip slip stuff, making six figures, high six figures per month.
@australiantalk
Ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, That's crazy.
And I remember she paid.
That was the one time I let a bitch pay for my dinner.
@australiantalk
Damn right.
unidentified
She helped me.
elijah schaffer
She paid for my dinner.
Did she invite me back to her hotel?
That's so the only thing I was classified.
That never happened.
I told you I have a roster you'll never know, but she's not one, obviously, because I don't have a real roster.
unidentified
It doesn't exist.
elijah schaffer
But I was going to say, like, she's a great person.
Actually, she's great.
Why are porn stars great to hang out with?
They're great.
They're really understanding.
They're like the boys, but with tits and they want to fuck you.
But you don't do it because you're Christian.
@australiantalk
Well, it might be because some men have been led to believe that they'll give out fellatio much like they would a glass of water.
And so it makes them heaps easier to tolerate.
In close confinement, if you think they're willing to satisfy your every single urge.
Because they're out to put smiles on dials, right?
Their whole business is about pleasing people.
So if you're hanging out with them and that's what they do, it'd be pretty rough for them to say, I don't want to do it with you.
I just do it with everyone else but you.
It's like, well, why the hell am I here?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, I think it's because porn stars, they're at least being honest that they're whores, whereas most other women, they're just whores and they lie about it.
elijah schaffer
No, but they're not.
@sithlordgroyper
And that's why we respect it.
unidentified
But here's the problem.
@australiantalk
Well, if you pay for their dinner, they'll fuck you.
elijah schaffer
You get two types of women.
So when you're married or in a relationship, you get two types of women.
You either get a whore who's a whore for you.
Or you get a girl who's just a bitch.
And women have this weird thing where, like, very few women end up being likable and sexually active when they're with you.
Like, here's the thing.
Like, I remember my lawyer told me, he's like, Well, you know, you can't really talk about not having sex in your marriage for, for, for, like, years.
He goes, You can't really talk about that because your wife had kids.
I go, Imagine if, like, we had kids.
I'm like, By the way, babe, I'm not paying for rent anymore.
Sorry, it's just really hard to be a dad.
We're not paying for rent.
You got to earn your own stay in this home.
Like, no one would be like, as a man, if you're like, hey, by the way, girl, I'm not paying for your shit no more because we've got kids and it's stressful.
It's like, no, you had to pay for her stuff even more as you have kids.
She should be doing the opposite.
And it's like, she should be like, yeah, I'll suck your dick.
I want you to stay more.
We got kids.
Please do not leave.
Please do not divorce.
Do not cheat on me.
Do not, because women care about cheating.
Men don't.
unidentified
Not with women.
elijah schaffer
Like, women make up this fictitious thing.
It's like, oh, if you fuck another girl, it's over.
unidentified
It's just so over.
elijah schaffer
It's over.
I can't do this anymore.
It's like, You weren't doing it when I didn't cheat.
How about that?
Most girls are not doing anything, anyways.
So it's like you go into this like mode where they're talking, like, well, I had a kid.
I had a child.
What is that?
Get that shit out of here.
@australiantalk
I had a child.
I had a child.
elijah schaffer
It's like, it's a lipstick.
I love this shit.
@sithlordgroyper
That's actually crazy.
elijah schaffer
Like, she had a kid and she can't fuck you because she had a kid.
Oh, your mouth had a baby?
That's weird.
Your mouth had a baby?
I've never seen a mouth give birth.
It's like, well, she's emotionally traumatized.
I watched her vagina split open into a fucking Artemis II rocket launch pad.
I'm fucking traumatized too.
And also, I'm stressed out providing for more humans.
It's like, oh, well, you're selfish as a man.
Dude, the thing about women is like, our society's gay and cocked.
It's like, well, that's why you're going through divorce.
Like, no, no, I'm going through divorce.
I have in laws who invaded my marriage and then tricked my wife into divorcing me.
That's why I'm divorcing.
But the reality is, it's like, you know, Women just don't think past the next 15 days.
They don't think past the next 24 hours.
They don't think past now to the next 24 seconds.
Women don't think past anything.
@sithlordgroyper
They are first degree thinkers.
elijah schaffer
They think in the now.
And it's not that it's a bad thing.
It's really nice when they're contained.
It's really nice.
It's like when you come home and shit's bad and you come home, you're like a black guy and you're like, baby, what happened?
You're like, Shit's rough, man.
It's just hard.
And they're like, oh my gosh, you want to watch Euphoria season three?
And you're like, can you just pour me like a whiskey and let's, yeah, yeah, let's just watch fucking Euphoria season three.
And they're like, I read a new book and it was really good.
And then the good, you know, the werewolf raped a girl.
And you're like, wow.
I'm surprised you're telling me that you're the smut you're reading because usually girls hide that from the guys, the smut they're reading.
Women Thinking Only In The Now 00:02:01
elijah schaffer
And it's like, you're not home enough.
You're like, hey, bitch, shut up.
Let's just drink the whiskey.
And after three whiskeys, I'll listen to that, you know?
Like, give me three more whiskeys and then I'll listen to you talk about I'm not home enough.
You know, I'm sorry, I'm conquering the world, bitch.
I'm conquering the world.
God forbid.
God forbid a nigga conquer the world and then I'm not home enough.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I conquered literally Naples, Italy today, bitch.
unidentified
What did you do?
elijah schaffer
Well, I complained to myself and I cried.
And it's like, oh, I'm so sorry I wasn't there for that.
By the way, the kid that I birthed that you paid for, I had to do the bare minimum with him.
unidentified
Oh, I'm so sorry, honey.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, suck my dick.
But that's the problem.
That's the problem with women today.
They're like, I gotta be a stay-at-home wife today.
When you're a single guy, you're a stay-at-home wife and you're the man of your own life.
And it's not that hard to do your own dishes.
@australiantalk
I think men have convinced themselves to have far greater expectations of what their women will deliver them in regards to intellectual stimulation when that has never been the case, gentlemen.
And if you're looking for your woman to fulfill that within you, you're gonna be always up against it.
They're there to look pretty.
@sithlordgroyper
How do men find purpose, Ben?
@australiantalk
If not, I think through struggle.
You have to face adversity.
You have to embrace adversity and you have to know what you can overcome.
And you also have to know what your limitations are.
@sithlordgroyper
You have to be mission oriented.
You have to be focused on the mission.
@australiantalk
You have to be doing something very uncomfortable every day just so you can do it.
That's really what it starts with.
Start with uncomfortable, become comfortable being uncomfortable, then any other situation that arises in your ordinary life.
Won't be an insurmountable challenge and it would just be another daunting fucking prospect.
But by that point, you'll be able to blast down mountains and you won't be deterred.
You'll march on because there is no other option.
You have to keep moving forward.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, speaking of moving forward, let's move forward with our news today.
Facing Life Through Struggle 00:04:33
@sithlordgroyper
We got a lot, boys.
elijah schaffer
I would say, Fun said, Hoflation.
unidentified
Let's go.
@sithlordgroyper
He said that today?
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
At the end of the show as well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to read out every single person's name on Super Chat and regular chat for you all as well.
So I'll spend a bit of time when we close down the show to go.
Through and address everyone.
I have missed you all and thank you for the nice messages.
elijah schaffer
As soon as I'm reading the shows, we're going through.
I already know all the talking points, but I'm like, just like Israel bombs high school, Israel, Israel.
I'm like, I hate Israel so much.
I literally hate this entire thing.
I hate Israel.
unidentified
I hate it.
@australiantalk
So you mentioned Kent Hobind before as well.
So I'm very familiar with who he is.
I've watched that 40 hour session as well.
But he did something phenomenal.
There's other debates where he's hosted.
unidentified
Where is he?
Here you go.
Here you go.
Watch this.
kent hovind
Evolution.
So ask this professor if I can.
@australiantalk
Okay, so the one we want to watch, hopefully, this is the right one.
The one we want to watch is he debated an atheist and he gets up and he basically breaks down what space is and what time is and in regards to who Christ is and what God is in regards to the creation of heaven and earth.
And he's able to break it down pretty conclusively.
elijah schaffer
We don't have those, it's an hour and 42 minute clip.
@australiantalk
No, the one I'm talking about is maybe a little bit.
kent hovind
One of my favorite things to do is asking questions to people who believe in evolution.
So I asked this professor if I could ask him some questions about the Big Bang.
He said, sure.
What would you like to know?
I said, well, sir, you told me 20 billion years ago, all the matter in the universe was squished in this little tiny dot, and it was spinning faster and faster and exploded.
I said, where did all this matter come from?
He said, well, we don't know that for sure.
I said, okay, now, sir, hold it.
If I told you that I believe about 6,000 years ago, God created the heaven and the earth, like the Bible teaches, you're going to say, and where did God come from?
And I don't know.
But you said 20 billion years ago, 20 billion years ago there was a big bang and you don't know where the dirt came from.
So basically I believe in the beginning God and you believe in the beginning dirt.
Don't tell me my theory is religious and yours is science.
Oh no sir, they're both religious.
The news media tries to make it look like it is religion versus science.
I did a debate in El Paso, Texas here recently and the news media wrote an article.
They said, Religious and scientific leaders debate evolution.
What is the unspoken message in that title?
What are they trying to imply?
Can you catch?
That they're trying to imply that evolution is part of science, aren't they?
No, evolution is a religion.
Actually, both creation and evolution are inherently religious.
I said, Well, somebody, please tell me where the laws came from.
The universe is run by laws, gravity, centrifugal force, inertia.
Who gave the laws?
He said, We don't know that either.
I said, Sir, could you tell me where the energy came from?
You know, it takes energy to make a big bang.
Who bought the gas to run this machine, anyway?
He said, We don't.
Know that either.
I said, sir, could I ask you another question?
He said, sure.
What else would you like to know?
unidentified
What else?
kent hovind
What do you mean else?
He hasn't told me nothing yet.
I said, does Berkeley have a merry-go-round?
How many of you know what a merry-go-round is?
You go around, around, around until you puke, okay?
He said, no, we don't have a merry-go-round at Berkeley.
I said, you ought to get one.
You could learn some good science on a merry-go-round.
We're going to spin the merry-go-round clockwise.
The kids are going to go through four phases.
They start off in phase one.
They're screaming at the football players, come on, let's go.
Faster, faster.
Can't you go any faster?
You get up around 30 miles an hour, the kids enter phase two, where they stop screaming.
They just quietly concentrate on trying to hang on for dear life.
You get up around 60 miles an hour, the kids enter phase three, where they start screaming again.
But now they're screaming, stop, stop, please, slow down.
Don't stop, go keep going faster and faster.
When you get to about 100 miles an hour, you should enter phase four.
That's where the kids begin to fly off the merry-go-round.
Now, when this happens, you will notice a very interesting phenomenon of physics.
If the merry-go-round is going clockwise, When the kid flies off, the kid will be spinning clockwise until he encounters resistance, like a tree or telephone pole.
That's because of a law in physics known as the conservation of angular momentum.
You see, if a spinning object breaks apart in a frictionless environment, the fragments will all spin the same direction.
It's very simple.
It's because the outside is moving faster than the inside, and so it keeps the same direction of spin.
The professor said, yes, I understand about the conservation of angular momentum.
Merry Go Round Safety Limits 00:16:13
kent hovind
I said, well, good.
I'd like to ask you a question then, sir.
If the whole universe began as a swirling dot, like you said, Why do two planets spin backwards?
He said, that's interesting.
I said, no, that's more than interesting.
It's kind of hard on your Big Bang Theory.
Not only that, six of the moons are spinning backwards.
unidentified
Why?
kent hovind
He said, I don't know.
Why do you think they're going backwards?
I was hoping he was going to ask that.
I said, well, sir, I believe it's very simple.
You see, I believe in the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, and God did it that way on purpose just to make the Big Bang Theory look stupid.
@sithlordgroyper
I'll give it to Elijah because he plays it.
@australiantalk
Okay.
So we're back?
Okay, we're back.
That was Kent, obviously.
So, Kent was incarcerated because Uncle Sam took exception to what he was saying.
I think something like I went to jail?
unidentified
100%.
Whoa.
@australiantalk
Like a 23 hour lockdown for tax evasion, which was all bullshit.
Basically, they were very concerned.
He was able to make extremely persuasive arguments.
He was firmly rooted in science with a correct understanding of science, so, he understood the scientific method.
Was able to dismiss immediately any other scientists that wished to try to destroy him on the debate stage.
As a result of that, I do believe at some point in time, someone federally flagged him and said, This person might be too influential for us to deal with going forward.
And we don't want another David Koresh or something like that.
unidentified
Is he still in jail?
elijah schaffer
Look at what it says here.
This is how you know he's kind of true.
So it was Wikipedia.
I'm telling you this right now.
This is one of my mentors.
This is back.
These are the people who taught me about science.
And, uh, I always won debates and I can still win to this day, even though I haven't been practicing for about a decade now.
But Ken Hovind is an American young earth creationist and tax protester.
You always know that it's bullshit when they start telling you that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
His ministry focused on denial of accepted scientific knowledge in the fields of biology, evolution, abiogenesis, geophysics, and cosmology in favor of a literalist interpretation of the Genesis creation narrative.
Hovind established creation science evangelism in 1989 and Dinosaur Adventureland in 2001.
Pensacola, Florida, he frequently spoke on young earth creationism.
Going down here, go to M.
He was a go down.
@australiantalk
Well, Owen Benjamin believed in dinosaurs until Kent put him into the right information.
elijah schaffer
Owen Benjamin?
@australiantalk
Well, Owen Benjamin doesn't believe in dinosaurs any longer.
elijah schaffer
Well, I believe that they were 60 million years ago.
No, I don't believe that either.
Hovind was convicted of 58 felony counts.
unidentified
58?
Yeah.
Wow.
elijah schaffer
In November 2006 and sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2007, Eric Hovind took over creation science evangelism.
That got shut down for a while.
@sithlordgroyper
Did he serve all 10 years in prison?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Whoa.
elijah schaffer
From what I understand, yes.
@sithlordgroyper
Didn't get it let out early on good behavior.
elijah schaffer
No trial, nothing.
They just, dude, they raided him, just locked him up.
He claimed he was a church and was exempt from tax.
He's not a protester, basically, so people know.
He was like, oh, by the way, like, we're like a ministry.
You know, we're not, we're not a, like, he says, we're religion, right?
He says, this is religion.
And he goes, it's religion because it takes faith.
And so what he was trying to prove, he wasn't trying to discredit his scientific claim.
What he was trying to prove is that historical biology or geophysical science is a religion, right?
So it was, It was the equivalent of someone saying, like, hey, look, I'm not a Holocaust denier.
I am a historical revisionist.
And someone said, what do you mean?
It's like, I'm not a Holocaust denier.
I'm not a political commentator.
I'm a historian.
I'm an educator.
And you'd be like, what do you mean by that?
It's like, I'm not a political commentator.
I'm not trying to get people to vote Democrat or Republican.
I'm just trying to challenge the pervasive narrative of the time as a historian, as an educator.
So I'd like tax exempt status, right?
I'm not a YouTuber.
I am a historian.
I'm an educator.
I'm trying to educate people for free online.
And I'm trying to be, you know, talk to people about history and looking at the facts.
And so I'm exempt from taxes.
So he said, look, we're saying that science is religious.
It's educational and religious because religion is educational and we're exempt from taxes.
And they came in and just, it was, dude, look at it.
Did they treat him like it was a, they treated him like he was the Waco, Texas.
@sithlordgroyper
Where is he now?
Is he still active or did he pull like a?
elijah schaffer
It's a good question.
@sithlordgroyper
Did he pull like a Pat Buchanan or he's like, okay, I've had my day and.
@australiantalk
So, I think one argument he made, and it's literally made in under three minutes, where he demolishes a prominent atheist before Daily Wire and our, oh, well, hello.
unidentified
I don't know what I want to think.
elijah schaffer
I'm kind of confused because I'm on Benzo.
unidentified
What is going on?
@australiantalk
Shout out, Michaela.
I'll come and spend another night with you soon.
Just tell me when Tate's not there for another evening interlude and I'll just come by.
Michaela went blonde the last time when I asked her.
So, I'm hoping she'll do it again.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I hope she comes over to the reception.
@australiantalk
So, I DM'd you across.
On X, a short clip of Kent Hovind and his most persuasive argument that he makes in regards to the existence of God and where did God come from.
And I think it is a bulletproof argument that he makes.
unidentified
What is it?
@sithlordgroyper
He sent you a link on X. I'm pulling it up.
@australiantalk
Kent Hovind, where did God come from?
So he's up against an international gentleman who appears in America and has tried to convince Americans that God does not exist.
And Kent perp walks him up onto stage and absolutely spanks him.
But he does it with reason and logic and intellectual prowess.
He's certainly well read.
And I think his term of imprisonment.
elijah schaffer
Well, how do you know Kent Hovind?
That's such a deep lore.
There's a deep.
The scientific community is so split on Kent.
And Kent, I think he renounced his citizenship even to get out of America because his persecution was so bad for the federal government.
They're trying to kill him.
For his lectures.
And it's even pre YouTube.
He's pre YouTube.
And his lectures are on YouTube, I believe, and they get banned all the time.
This is like up there with Europa.
Like his lectures up there with Europa with getting banned.
Someone should remaster them.
If he's alive, we should fund him on Rift and have him redo his lectures in studio and talk about his evolution.
@australiantalk
I would love to have a conversation with him.
elijah schaffer
Like, it's, dude, he's so banned for his lectures on evolution that it's like, it's insane.
unidentified
Listen to this.
@australiantalk
So, this is phenomenal.
I'm going to deal with it.
unidentified
I am confused.
reinhold schlieter
Being philosophically consistent and being a very honest person, I'm sure you can tell me where God came from.
unidentified
Slitter, huh?
reinhold schlieter
And in addition, once you've told me where God comes from, please try to clarify how you can figure that a spiritual force can have an impact on a material universe to create it.
I think some years ago we already talked about that kind of thing in philosophical.
Circus at any rate, by posing the question if angels are made of spiritual matter and a pin is made of material matter and spiritual matter displaces no space, how many angels can dance on the tip of a pin?
I have a sense of sort of reversal experience here, but please do go ahead.
unidentified
You have five minutes.
kent hovind
I just want to know which question.
unidentified
That's all right.
reinhold schlieter
You may take the first of the minutes.
kent hovind
I'll pose you one question at a time.
Which one would you like?
That was part of the format for the debate.
reinhold schlieter
I want you to fill in the story of the rest of the beginning of the universe.
God, spiritual matter, impact on material matter.
unidentified
The story just drops away.
All right.
Look at this.
All right.
kent hovind
Your question, where did God come from, assumes that you're thinking of the wrong, obviously it displays that you're thinking of the wrong God because the God of the Bible is not affected by time, space, or matter.
If he's affected by time, space, or matter, he's not God.
Time, space, and matter is what we call a continuum.
All of them have to come into existence at the same instant.
Because if there were matter but no space, where would you put it?
If there were matter and space but no time, when would you put it?
You cannot have time, space, or matter independently.
They have to come into existence simultaneously.
The Bible answers that in ten words.
In the beginning, there's time.
God created the heaven, there's space, and the earth, there's matter.
So you have time, space, matter created, a trinity of trinities there.
Time is past, present, future.
Space has length, width, height.
Matter has solid, liquid, gas.
You have a trinity of trinities created instantaneously, and the God who created them has to be outside of them.
If he's limited by time, he's not God.
The guy who created this computer is not in the computer.
He's not running around in there changing the numbers on the screen, okay?
The God who created this universe is outside of the universe.
He's above it, beyond it, in it, through it.
He's unaffected by it.
So, for the concept that a spiritual force cannot have any effect on a material body, well, then I guess you'd have to explain to me things like emotions and love and hatred and envy and jealousy and rationality.
I mean, if your brain is just a random collection of chemicals that Formed by chance over billions of years, how on earth can you trust your own reasoning processes and the thoughts that you think?
unidentified
Okay?
kent hovind
So, your question, where does God come from, is assuming a limited God.
And that's your problem.
The God that I worship is not limited by time, space, or matter.
If I could fit the infinite God in my three pound brain, he would not be worth worshiping.
That's for certain.
So, that's the God that I worship.
unidentified
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
So, Ken Hovind mentored Dean Ortner, and Dean Ortner is my mentor.
No, this is actually true.
The reason why I went to school, so I was homeschooled.
I was considered heavily autistic gifted as a child.
So I was homeschooled.
I was not allowed to go to school because I was uncommunicative.
@sithlordgroyper
They called it special education because it was special.
elijah schaffer
So I was, I was, till sixth grade, I was homeschooled because I was retarded.
And I could not chew.
I've mentioned this, could not breathe while chewing and could not breathe while speaking.
And you watch videos from me as a kid, and I would do this week.
And I would breathe in home videos.
I couldn't breathe.
I didn't know how to breathe while talking.
So that's a true, that's genuinely like, you know, we had retarded kids.
In the 90s, we were retarded.
@australiantalk
The speech pathology worked, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
It did work.
unidentified
It worked very well.
elijah schaffer
Very effectively.
And that's why Mindy Lavis, who is one of my good friends, who's a speech pathologist, My best friend until I was 27 years old was a female who's a speech pathologist who helped me as my friend in helping me through life.
And I love her very much and she helped me to Christianity.
So she's very, very nice for that.
And I thank her for that.
Not a sexual, not a weird relationship.
She was a nice Mexican girl who was professional, who helped me.
And we were good friends.
And, you know, she really helped me through life.
But that aside is Dean Ortner, dude, he was so based.
So he had this gifted program in LA.
And that's how I came into it.
It was expensive.
I think at the time it was about $5,800 or $6,000 a year for the program.
This is back in 2005, maybe, and seven, somewhere around there.
And my friend, my mom couldn't homeschool me anymore because I finished my programs in like a month or two, two, three months.
I finished my whole programs.
unidentified
We'd be done.
elijah schaffer
And she just didn't know what to do with me anymore.
@australiantalk
He was a whiz kid, George.
elijah schaffer
Well, she didn't know what to do.
This is actually true.
So she didn't know what to do.
And they go, Dean Ortner is retiring from, Teaching at universities, and he's starting this program in LA for gifted kids.
And your son should join.
And of course, you know, my dad was a pastor, they couldn't do shit like that, you know, at the time.
And they offered to pay for it.
They're like, We want to pay for your son at sixth grade to go into this program.
That's how I got into school.
We want to pay for your son to go in this gifted program.
And it was so funny because we had after school science programs.
That's what he did.
But we also had normal private school programs.
And there was a, he was based on white guys, Dean Nortner.
He would do lectures.
And if people would talk during these lectures, he'd.
Pause the video and he would go, Alyssa Tabazon, what's her name?
She's so hot.
He was like, Thank you for talking.
I just want to thank you because, you know, everyone in this room is going to need someone to serve them burgers in the future.
He didn't know about immigration, but he didn't realize that there wasn't going to be non white people in LA.
I just want to say this if you want to talk to this lecture, I just want to thank you for making In N Out burgers at the best, maybe McDonald's burgers.
You know, we need fry cooks, we need fry cooks and janitors.
And thank you so much for volunteering yourselves for these fields.
Does anyone want to serve burgers the rest of their life?
Because you should keep talking during the lectures if you want to serve burgers the rest of your life.
If you want to listen, like you had Nathan Tung, who was the other gifted guy who was there, a couple other retarded Jewish people over there.
And they would give these lectures.
And it was like, he was just telling the truth Hey, if you want to lecture during this, it was a private school.
So it wasn't like, you know, so it was a private school.
It was called Whittier Christian School.
Uh, junior high, it doesn't exist anymore, by the way.
I think it's a Mexican school now.
@australiantalk
A teacher called Mr. Tongue, no, he was a student.
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
Um, and and I thought it was interesting that was before the castle cask stuff, but it's like some gifted stuff.
And like it was interesting because he's, by the way, I have his book to this day, but it's like you know, look up Dr. D. Nortner, look him up.
I'm gonna bring him up right here.
Hold up, I'm gonna show you guys.
I'm not capping here.
unidentified
Watch, let me show you this.
@australiantalk
These were the people who were extremely influential in Elijah's formative years when he was a young man that were making an impact on him.
It did sound slightly passive aggressive before we even knew the terminology, Elijah, the way he used to shut down interrupters in class.
But, you know, we've all been to a cinema with black people.
I've been to at least one.
And I didn't appreciate it because of the constant interruptions.
So I can only imagine what it would have been when he was trying to impart wisdom and knowledge onto his impressionable young minds to deal with people who were insubordinate like that.
Have we got him up, Elijah?
Are we ready to go?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look, most of those in Dean's family are pilots and continues to enjoy flying at every opportunity.
Like his father before him, Dean also designed and built his own plane as a teenager.
This is my mentor.
He has worked with civilians in the military during the past 42 years as a science lecturer, presenting truths about the crater through his handiwork.
Dean has flown high performance fighters 234, 237, F 18, and the Hornets, piloted nuclear submarines, and received close up inspections of nuclear missiles and launch facilities in Florida and Alaska.
His commission as Lieutenant Colonel, 92nd U.S. Army Airborne, added the red beret to his family.
Two of his brothers, well, in special forces, one as a brigadier general, and a green and black, respectively.
Dean is also known as the Million Volt Man on the premiere of Ripple's Believe It or Not, witnessed by the largest viewing audience in cable television history, over 100 million.
The live demonstrations have presented an early every continent in the world, in many dozens of countries, and over 8 million attendees.
And via network television, radio energy, blah, blah, a common site of military bases, Dean's Wonders of Science.
Presentations have also appeared at several world's fairs, Olympic Games, all military academies, Camp David, and the Pentagon.
He recently received a medallion from the general 11th wing serving the president.
So that's the guy who mentored me in school.
So he took me on as his mentee, and that's who took me on and just mentored me and trained me in science.
Savant Young Men Changing Worlds 00:03:26
@sithlordgroyper
So, what happened to you?
unidentified
What went wrong?
elijah schaffer
Marijuana.
unidentified
What are you talking about, bro?
elijah schaffer
Marijuana.
@sithlordgroyper
So, where did it all go wrong?
elijah schaffer
Well, I know it's hard to believe, but according to these retards, I'm slightly like savant or something they say.
Like, you know, slightly.
@sithlordgroyper
You're smart, bro.
elijah schaffer
Slightly, slightly, uh, uh, aprogenic or like I, I, uh, learn by images.
So, like, I don't have an internal monologue and I just like read things and memorize it.
Photographic memory.
Yeah, photographic memory.
@australiantalk
Spatial awareness as well.
Spatial awareness on your IQ, I think it'd score off the charts.
elijah schaffer
No, I think I might be mentally ill.
For sure, uh, jokingly, no, no, but like that's what's funny is like, is like, you have to.
So, so, so, Dino taught me something very, very great about life.
Like, I think I'm the opposite of Pete Hegseth.
Okay, I'm gonna tell this is a Pete Hegseth, like the Democrat version, yeah.
@australiantalk
But your tattoo is better than this, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But Pete Hegseth, like, quotes like pulp fiction, and then, yeah, like, I'm like, how the did you like that?
Pete Hegseth is actually, you actually have to make yourself retarded.
To be smart.
Because, like, no one likes, you know.
And by the way, by the way, you're going to ask yourself this what was Dr. Dean Ortner doing mentoring seventh graders?
What does this make sense?
You know what he said?
That's when he got into science.
And he said that science is best attributed.
This is why I reach out to young guys.
It's not to molest them, regardless of the media says I'm trying to molest young boys.
The truth is why I reach out to young men, not even young boys, young men, is because.
Dr. Dean Orner taught me the best way to change the world is to find disenfranchised young men.
Now we call autists.
@australiantalk
You need a chip on your shoulder.
@sithlordgroyper
Now they call them gripers.
elijah schaffer
No, we call them gripers.
But you find disenfranchised young men.
He taught me this.
Who are lost in the world, are hated by the women around them, feel like they can't communicate with the men above them, and they feel isolated in the group, and they feel like they have the brain power to change the world.
And you tell them they do.
That's what he said.
Tell them they do.
So you do have the power to change the world.
Actually, you do.
You're retarded and you do because the world was changed by very savant, very strange men that have always changed the world.
And so he came out and he just changed my mind.
That's and that changed me.
I thought like my brother used to beat the shit out of me.
My sister was mean to me.
You know, I couldn't get any work done at home.
And I joined this program and I found out that there were other people like me.
There were other weird people who could change the world.
That's all that happened.
@australiantalk
If there's one individual that, if you are shopping around looking for a mentor, you could actually put on your wish list, it would be a Badass American former fighter pilot.
And that's who that guy was.
He had life experience at far different levels than most people would even achieve at one singular level.
And so, for him to walk into a room, immediately he would have commanded respect, but he also would have known young men.
And I think by him reaching out to those young men who were disenfranchised, they're the best allies because not only have they got a chip on their shoulder, they have a purpose to better themselves and to prove all the haters wrong as well, Elijah.
So, I think that was divine in a sense that you were linked up with him and to think that you were given him, you were given the speech pathologist as well.
Flood Stories And Animal Spirits 00:02:57
unidentified
Hey, let's all this.
@australiantalk
It's required, right?
elijah schaffer
Let's not go back with a.
Book club just yet.
Let's go with the Kent Hovind local series of lectures and let's do like a Sunday stream.
It's like six hours.
This is about a two hour stream.
So it'd be like three times as long.
We're talking about it.
Let's do like a six hour stream on Sundays for like six weeks, going through like the first part of a series.
But I'm telling you this like, you know, yes, do I owe Gavin McGinnis?
Do I owe Glenn Beck?
Do I owe Rush Limbaugh and Mark Levin?
And a lot of these guys.
@australiantalk
Michael Savage, Alex Jones.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I owe them all a lot of my credit.
But it's like, Kent Helfen's the first guy who's like, he went to jail for this.
You know, he went to jail for this.
I remember that Kent Helfen was telling me he's going to jail for this.
He's going to jail for his lectures.
@australiantalk
For the word, man.
He went to jail for the word.
So when he gets up there and Christ says, What have you done for me?
I think he's going to be one of the proudest amongst them to say, This is what I did and I suffered for you.
I was imprisoned for you as well.
They tried to defeat Christ in me, but he was able to withstand and he gets through and he earns his passage to a trial.
elijah schaffer
Look, wait, he's around today.
unidentified
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
Well, here's one thing.
Watch this.
kent hovind
Two miles above sea level in the Andes Mountains.
When they climbed Mount Everest, they found petrified clams on top of Mount Everest.
Interesting thing about these clams, they're petrified and they're closed.
Now, I'd like to point out, Mount Everest is a little ways from the beach, first of all, okay?
About 450 miles to the beach.
unidentified
It's a flood of ferry.
kent hovind
And clams do not climb mountains very well.
And when a clam dies, it opens.
You can walk along the beach and find a million seashells.
You hardly ever find a matched pair.
And you never find them closed if they're dead.
They open right away.
How do you get petrified closed clams on top of Mount Everest?
I think there was a flood.
But I don't think the flood was over Mount Everest.
Mount Everest wasn't there.
Psalm 104 tells us the mountains arose during the last part of the flood.
The mountain ranges formed during the end of the flood.
Probably as a result of the flood.
unidentified
But here it is today.
kent hovind
I'm probably the most hated man on the internet.
I believe the Bible is absolutely true and scientifically accurate.
God made everything in six days, about 6,000 years ago.
There are three types of life forms on earth there's plant life, which has a body, but it doesn't seem to be aware that it's alive.
Then there's animals.
Animals would have a body and a spirit.
Man has a body, a spirit, and a consciousness of God that no animal has.
God made man in his image.
I ask atheists all the time, those who believe in evolution, how do you tell right from wrong?
Where's your standard?
We measure this by.
They can't answer.
God said 24 times in the first seven chapters the animals would bring forth after their kind.
But they make these stupid family trees and show the chihuahua and the whale having a common ancestor.
unidentified
That's not science.
kent hovind
That's propaganda.
What's the purpose of life?
unidentified
Why are we here?
kent hovind
Where are you going when you die?
I ask people that all the time.
If you died today, where would you go?
Oh, back to the dirt.
unidentified
Are you sure?
kent hovind
How could you possibly be sure?
Scientific Accuracy Of Six Days 00:09:27
elijah schaffer
So, this is another side swipe from what we've been talking about, but I'm saying probably the most hated man on the internet.
But Ken Hovind, I feel like this is actually why Unk has some data, by the way, because we'll cover the stuff tomorrow too.
We have a show Saturday as well.
@australiantalk
It's a real one.
Yeah, but I'm saying it's been a real one.
elijah schaffer
This is where some nights you do give us data, but also I'm going to say you're looking at the whole script and you're mad.
You want to talk about more stuff.
You're sitting there with a mustache, getting mad.
unidentified
Wow, that's awesome.
Wow.
@sithlordgroyper
Now I'm looking at the chat here.
@australiantalk
Sound effect.
unidentified
What?
@sithlordgroyper
The local stream just ended.
That's why I look so pensive.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we have to figure that out.
@sithlordgroyper
We'll get it figured out, everybody.
@australiantalk
Give Kent Hovind these problems.
elijah schaffer
I know what the problem is.
We should have met with them in Florida.
@australiantalk
Wrap it up with Kent.
unidentified
No, no.
elijah schaffer
So the final thing with Kent is this The reason why I do what I do is because there were maybe three kids in the classroom that cared about what Kent Hovind said in that classroom.
And one of them's a very well decorated brain surgeon today.
And even with CASL and CATA, some of them are in Senate, some of them are in government, very high up government officials.
I like, this is not helping the accusations.
I have been hand selected and very much in programs and in things to make sure that I am a gifted, well thought out individual who contributes to society.
And those programs are from a young age.
And I have been selected since I was seventh grade.
And I've been involved in programs that have been paid for, not by my family or by me, and have been paid for by government or people.
And I have been in speech pathology and things paid for by CADA, California Association of District Leaders Association.
Um, so Sandy Hook, who was a lesbian, I think, uh, who helped me overcome my fear of speech to speak in front of.
I worked for Gavin Newsom when I was 18.
I showed people pictures of that today.
Um, I worked the Democratic Alliance of Parties and I've been around.
@australiantalk
Um, you did have a lot of access as a young man, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they did trade, they did try to be a Democrat.
Like maybe I was trained to be a Democrat.
@australiantalk
Political CIA wanted you at 18, but you're a mockingbird operative for now.
elijah schaffer
I was trained.
I was open about that.
I was trained to be a Democrat operative from when I was a young age.
Damn straight.
Well, yeah, I used my training.
I was trained.
And then I realized that they were a lie.
And then I went to Republican.
And I realized Republicans were just working for Israel.
And so was the Democrats.
And now I just oppose Israel because I realized that I'm retarded and could speak the truth too.
And I just realized that, you know, just because I was trained and my family's from the government doesn't mean that I'm not.
Honest about who I am, and I'm very transparent about that.
And people, you know, can't discredit me from that.
So they call me a rapist or a pedophile or an assaulter or whatever they want to say these days.
But it's all bullshit because it's like what they're mad about is I use their training, their education, their programming to fight them.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's the same way that anyone does that.
@australiantalk
And rest assured, ladies and gentlemen, Elijah Schaffer would be making $3 million a year if he would read only what the teleprompter told him to, and if he was willing to sell it to your country.
That would be a low estimate.
Would have been probably his first contract, and now he might even be at 10 mil plus a year with a fast track to taking over when Hannity departs and Greg comes up and a few other guys.
So, yeah, Elijah's paid a price for maintaining his truth and for wanting to speak truth to power.
elijah schaffer
A price?
I'm poor nigga.
They took everything from me.
@australiantalk
Yeah, well, that only means you can build it up again because they can make a wise man broke, but they will never snatch away his wisdom.
And so, Elijah, you'll carry that going forward.
And that's why I think they do come for you because they know how effective you can be and what damage you can do to them.
And so they're trying to extricate out of the social media sphere anyone that can do damage to them.
But they lost the argument long ago because it was never America first.
And so, all they've done is expose themselves.
But yeah, people ask me all the time, hey, he was obviously MK altered.
Why don't you just remove the chip?
And I said, if I knew where the chip was, maybe I could retrieve the chip.
But unless Elijah presents himself and bends over, people have seen.
That's not going to happen anytime soon.
elijah schaffer
People that live here have seen how almost effective people that have tried to destroy me have been.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's psychological.
I'm telling you guys this right now.
I did not give in to a lot of force factors to relay the truth.
And we also, the Jewish Congress, say they take your kids and your wife and things.
And I just went, oh, it's funny.
unidentified
It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
They do that.
unidentified
And they did that.
elijah schaffer
And then I'm like, that messes you up.
Now I'm going to be raw here.
You know, when they take your kids from you, like, to be clear, be clear, I might be the only person besides Kanye West I know publicly who had his kids taken from him from hearings that neither myself nor my legal team was privy to be a part of.
So there were legal hearings, three of them, that I was not privy to be a part of.
Privilege to be a part of.
@australiantalk
Imagine that, ladies and gentlemen.
unidentified
It's crazy.
@australiantalk
There's a very important court proceeding that's upcoming, which is going to impact your life forevermore.
Now, naturally, you would clear your entire schedule so you could be present there on that day.
And unfortunately, our friend was denied and deliberately deprived an opportunity to present there on that day with his legal team because the people bringing the case against him thought that would give them some type of advantage if he wasn't there on the day.
But all of this is going to come to light.
And those people are going to find themselves in deep, deep trouble for doing so because it certainly was not fair.
It was not even.
It was not balanced.
And two sides of the story were not able to be told.
So justice could not prevail.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
And I'll say this before we go to the topic it's kind of interesting.
And we are ending this stream differently this time with the actual title of the show.
But it's to get you to watch the whole time.
But it's kind of interesting because.
I've never been in a situation where I've had a court rule against me that's not even in jurisdiction.
By the way, the court that publishes that stuff is not a jurisdictional court.
It's not even the jurisdiction of our divorce.
Like it was form shopped and put to a different state, and they were lied to about what court had jurisdiction.
It's like it shows me that the legal system is very cooked.
And I have to laugh at it.
I have to just kind of joke a little bit because you realize that law just means how much money do you have to defend yourself.
Because anyone can say anything about you anywhere in the country and fuck your life up.
But if you want to have a good life and a whole life, then you've got to make sure that you have a full legal team and 300 grand or you're dead in the water.
In Trump's case, a couple million bucks.
@australiantalk
Well, it's the old adage as well, Elijah.
If you want justice, are you willing to write a check large enough to attain justice?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that is the joke.
How big's your check?
You want justice?
How big's your check, nigga?
That's the joke.
Where's your checkbook?
@australiantalk
And that doesn't mean you necessarily win because OJ won, but he won big on the back end because he got payouts and everything else in the book deal.
But then he was arrested for minor charges and he's now incarcerated for a period of time.
And many people think that's rightful retribution for the justice he escaped years before.
But yeah, Elijah's been up against it, but he hasn't been deterred.
Like, this guy's a fucking warrior.
He's 1776 tattooed across his heart, absolutely bleeds red, white, and blue.
And so his adversaries, they must be going home at night, what the fuck?
But we did this, we did that.
And they're literally having all hands on deck meetings saying, but we threw this against him and that destroyed X, Y, and Z.
And we threw that, so that took out this other caliber of people.
Guess what?
He's bulletproof.
And you've only made him stronger.
And to try to use his family against him demonstrates the weakness of you in the first place.
You are on very hollow ground to start off with, it wasn't a solid foundation.
Of which you built your litany against him and tried to take him out with a dossier.
And the dossier was fabricated in large part and it was spliced together and it was presented to the wider public as something other than what it actually was.
And that's an indictment on you and the people who produced that.
And you'll have to live with that, but you're in the muckraking business.
So rest assured, you'll have your comeuppance soon enough.
But yeah, Elijah's here and he's bounced back and he's got the boys around him.
Most importantly, he's one of God's children and God has plans for Elijah as well.
So I do believe that God will put him in the right place going forward and eventually he will attain success and he'll look back and all this and think, can you believe how crazy it was?
And another thing I've said to Elijah, I've said, it's better to get rid of all your scandals now in your early 30s than have them come and visit you and destroy whatever career you've created for yourself when you're 45 or 50.
You know, no one wants to be Benny Johnson right now.
Elijah God Plans For Future 00:02:58
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we'll be here for the next 40 years, everybody.
unidentified
40 years.
@sithlordgroyper
You can't get rid of us.
@australiantalk
Oh, and George, how many more of your stories did we have on the show?
Another 10 or so to go through?
Because when Elijah wants to bounce.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, we had about 20 to go, but we're going to conclude on one.
elijah schaffer
We have big shows this Friday and Saturday.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we had a whole timeline, but it's okay.
I think tonight's show is actually good.
unidentified
No, but people love it.
@sithlordgroyper
So sometimes it's nice to spin off and talk about more personal subjects.
It actually works.
elijah schaffer
It works.
That's unique to this show.
Like, you're not going to get that anywhere else.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm not upset about it.
elijah schaffer
You're not going to get creation.
We're doing well tonight.
@sithlordgroyper
I like the show.
elijah schaffer
Nobody's willing to defend creationism on air except for me.
I'm the only person besides Kent Hoven that does that.
@australiantalk
I'll do it every day of the week.
elijah schaffer
Are you young earth or no?
unidentified
100%.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I didn't know that.
I thought you were like an old earth guy.
I'm a young earth guy.
@australiantalk
I've got you with me.
They can take the argument up with God because I talked to the demon.
It's not my argument, man.
If they want to disprove it, they can take it straight to him.
elijah schaffer
I'm an extreme young earth creationist, extreme.
And the fact that I've debated doctors, and I would debate scientists, because they'll say things to me like, for instance, like the well, I'll go into it, but in terms of expansionary theory, even cosmos, talking about expansionism in terms of the red earth or red star theory, and moving on, you're like, we have different interpretations, but come from a different basis.
And, you know, as I mentioned, for people that are new to the show, maybe it's your first time watching, it's like, you know, in the wedding of Cana, we have to admit that Jesus turned water into wine.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it was the best wine, which means it was aged like 15 to 20 years.
So if God took grape juice, could age it into wine instantly, and if you carbon dated the wine or, you know, just ended there.
So you would have seen under scientific theory that it was 20 year old wine, but it was made.
unidentified
Instantaneously.
elijah schaffer
And if you can't accept that God can change matter instantaneously, then you don't believe in God.
You don't believe in God because God can change things.
Just like you can solder a new chip onto a motherboard, you can put RAM into the motherboard.
You know, whether it's a four port, two port, or one port, it doesn't matter.
Some people are scrolling over their head, but it's like, like you said, a computer system is contained, it's got its programming.
And one time someone told me, I asked him, I said, what is the program?
The Orthodox might disagree with this, but I said, What is the program?
If we're computer chips then, and God is the programmer, then what is the one and what is the zero?
He goes, The one is the Lord's Prayer, and the zero is Psalms 23.
So the one is the Lord's Prayer, and the zero is Psalm 23.
Georgie?
Georgie?
Orthodox Church Programming Systems 00:15:45
elijah schaffer
Wow.
You were really slow on that one.
unidentified
That was really slow.
@sithlordgroyper
That's actually fair.
I'd say that's fair.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
But I wouldn't, I don't know if I would simplify it that much.
elijah schaffer
I just asked that question.
It was a simple answer.
It's only the one is the Lord's Prayer, and the zero is Psalms 23.
Like, just like that's what it is.
It's like if you say those two things together, you're in a very complete understanding.
@sithlordgroyper
Psalm 23 or 22?
elijah schaffer
Psalm 23.
unidentified
Which one?
elijah schaffer
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
It makes me lay down in green pastures.
So is my soul.
It makes me lay down in green pastures.
It was like, yay, the work, the value of death, the freedom.
You're with me.
unidentified
I'm honest.
elijah schaffer
I have a comfort.
unidentified
You're crazy.
@sithlordgroyper
Look at that recall, everybody.
unidentified
Look at that.
elijah schaffer
You're with me.
You're honest.
I have a comfort.
unidentified
Yeah.
Anyways.
@sithlordgroyper
Anyway.
elijah schaffer
I can remember most things.
I can remember my reading from today.
I can remember almost everything, unfortunately.
That's a problem.
And that's why I have nightmares every night because I live with Georgie and I remember it.
It's horrible.
It's like, you fucking retard.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So, lastly, the final topic, which is the topic of today's show.
It's kind of incredible.
So MAGA is dead.
It's not good.
350,000 Haitians were gifted protectionary amnesty or protectionary status.
@sithlordgroyper
Watch this.
Seven Republicans voted on this.
mike bost
On this vote, the yeas are 202, 220, the nays are 207.
The resolution is adopted without objection.
The motion to reconsider is laid on the table.
@sithlordgroyper
The chair, yeah, it's like, what the this is.
Um, I got what I voted for.
elijah schaffer
I'm gonna vote.
@sithlordgroyper
I did vote actually.
elijah schaffer
So we got two 214 votes for.
Rejecting the temporary protectionary status for Haitians, 350,000 of them in the Midwest and in Florida.
There's, dude, there's 30% of a million people in this country that are just ugly ass Haitians.
Haitians are disgusting.
unidentified
I hate Haitians.
@sithlordgroyper
We already had 10 million immigrants come in from since Biden started his term.
And now we have an additional 350,000.
elijah schaffer
More than that.
@sithlordgroyper
Thousand.
elijah schaffer
More than that.
@sithlordgroyper
Haitians.
elijah schaffer
Haitian is like 22 million came out of the country.
@sithlordgroyper
But this has to be one of the worst types of immigrant, too.
Like they are in a different category.
These are the rapists.
These are the killers.
These are the drug addicts.
These are the people.
Patrolling the streets at night on crack, like fucking doing jumping jacks and shit.
Like, this is the Haitians and the Somalians.
Why, like, in what world is this a good idea?
And in what world is this for the interests of the American people?
I don't see it.
elijah schaffer
Because the white men will still go to work at night.
@sithlordgroyper
But, like, how does he still benefit?
elijah schaffer
Because the white man will go to work and pay his fucking taxes.
He'll go to work, he'll have his two kids, he'll get divorced, have his shit taken, he'll go back to work, start a new business, he'll still run the fucking machine.
They'll get shit treated by women.
@sithlordgroyper
Why do they care so much?
Like, what is their prerogative here?
elijah schaffer
Because we can never be united with the Haitians in our country.
unidentified
Is that what it is?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, that's what they did to the Midwest.
elijah schaffer
They moved to the Midwest.
Yes, divided the country.
@sithlordgroyper
And to the UK.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
So let me ask you this Do you think that they're all operating under that distinction, under that impression?
Or do you think they're voting a certain way because their Israeli donors are telling them to?
unidentified
Yes.
@sithlordgroyper
Do you think they actually understand the Great Replacement Theory?
Yeah, I don't think so either.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever met a congressperson?
Have you ever had dinner with a congressperson?
They're the dumbest fucking people you ever meet.
@sithlordgroyper
I've met a few potential ones.
elijah schaffer
You've met Lauren Boebert?
@sithlordgroyper
Did I meet her?
unidentified
Was that.
elijah schaffer
You ever met Marjorie?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
You ever met anyone in Congress?
@sithlordgroyper
I've met candidates running.
elijah schaffer
They're like Candace Owens with political power.
@sithlordgroyper
So, but who is telling them to vote?
Nay on this or yay on this.
It's like, who?
unidentified
Oh, it's exhausting.
I'm tired.
elijah schaffer
I'm like, whoa, this is so obvious.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like, no, but it's like, I don't even imagine it's the Israel lobby, is my point.
It's like, let me tell you about this.
Like, why would the Israel lobby?
elijah schaffer
Let me tell you about this.
Brandon Strzok, head of the walkaway movement, for he's gay.
unidentified
He's white.
elijah schaffer
He's very gay.
Very white.
unidentified
Very gay.
elijah schaffer
I ran him at CPAC.
unidentified
Mm hmm.
elijah schaffer
And uh, he was like, What the is going on with our movement?
unidentified
I was like, Yeah, I don't know, dude.
elijah schaffer
I had Lady Maga walk up to me and say, These people are not with us.
I go, With us, what are you talking about?
unidentified
That's insane.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, who's us?
Like, what the are you talking about, Lady Maga?
Whose name is Ryan, by the way?
It's like, What's up, Chud?
How you doing, seven foot.
Tall fucking Goliath ass fucking Ryan nigga.
And he's like, um, they're not like us.
I'm like, the fact that the two people I related the most to at CPAC was Brandon Strzok and Lady Maga was may want to slip my wrist.
And I did try and you stopped me.
Uh, but it's also come to the point to where this shit's so fucked up, dude.
It's so fucked up that, you know, whipping votes is crazy.
@sithlordgroyper
I just don't understand where it's coming from.
Like, I think saying it's Israel or the Israel lobby, I think that's a little bit too much of a generalization.
unidentified
Womp, womp.
@sithlordgroyper
Is that what you think?
It's just Israel lobby.
What do you think, Chad?
I'm actually interested.
elijah schaffer
It's preventing.
@sithlordgroyper
I want to get your takes on this.
elijah schaffer
They're preventing balkanizations.
They're preventing whites from balkanizing.
@sithlordgroyper
So it is the Jewish lobby that's creating this in our politicians, this idea that you have to put immigrants in the country, Haitian immigrants.
You need to keep the 300,000.
elijah schaffer
I didn't say it was APAC.
I didn't say it was APAC.
@sithlordgroyper
It was Jews, Jewry?
elijah schaffer
Jewish communists, yeah.
unidentified
World Jewry.
elijah schaffer
I didn't say it was APAC.
I didn't say it was pro Israel lobby, right?
And so you said Jewish, not Israel.
I said it was the Israel lobby doing this.
It's not the Israel lobby, but it's Jews, but not the Israel lobby.
That's why you're like talking shit.
It's like, no, no, it's the Israel lobby.
I've, dude, I'm a lobbyist.
I've admitted this.
I'm a lobbyist.
@sithlordgroyper
I work with a lobbyist.
You'll probably remember.
elijah schaffer
It's Jews every time, dude.
It's all Jews.
@sithlordgroyper
There was like a Soviet plan to invade all the Western.
What's it called?
Kalergy plan.
elijah schaffer
Kalergy.
@sithlordgroyper
Is that what the.
elijah schaffer
Kalergy.
Kalergy.
But yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
So it comes from the Jewish Soviets?
unidentified
Yes, yes.
@sithlordgroyper
Bolsheviks.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, they're Polish, but yes, but it's Jews, it's choleric, and it's not really as trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, you know.
@sithlordgroyper
But listen, it always rounds.
elijah schaffer
Hey, Blue, do you want to lecture me on molecules?
@sithlordgroyper
This guy says George Soros, Majop.
Something happened after World War II, the greatest generation didn't pass down any wisdom to the boomers.
Okay, well, what do you say, Elijah?
You want to sign off here?
It's a good place to sign off.
You look upset.
What's wrong?
elijah schaffer
I just really love Jews and I'm mad they're not winning.
I'm mad the Jews aren't alive.
You know, we got to have some more fun stuff in this content.
I want to play some videos before we end here.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Everyone's like, I want some more fun stuff than what he was doing.
And it's like, yeah, me too, nigga.
I don't like all the sad stuff.
It makes me angry.
@sithlordgroyper
Overlord says, on the left, you get George Soros.
On the right, you get BB Netanyahu.
True.
unidentified
Look at this.
@sithlordgroyper
What must be done leaves no room for hesitation.
El Salvador banned the Edgar haircut, a bowl cut style with straight bangs in public schools as part of restoring discipline.
elijah schaffer
Not a joke.
I was there when this happened.
It was one of the funniest things I've ever been a part of.
@sithlordgroyper
When they banned it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because what happened is listen to this.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
What happened is this is actually realistic.
So the United States actually found.
Do you know why styles go out of fashion?
@sithlordgroyper
I think people just get tired of it.
unidentified
Nope.
What do you mean?
Nope.
elijah schaffer
Styles determine behavior, and styles are introduced to program behavior always.
And they phase out styles to bring in certain behaviors.
And that's how the industries work.
Styles are meant to influence behavior, not the opposite.
@sithlordgroyper
So, it's like an example of that would be like spiky hair.
The rise of hip hop culture.
Spiky hair made white men wear baggy.
elijah schaffer
Spiky hair made white guys uncontrollable.
So, they squashed it.
Bleached hair, spiky bleached hair.
Made white guys rebellious, so they squashed it.
It had a three year reign, 2000, 2003, and it made white men rebellious, so they squashed it.
@sithlordgroyper
I just think of like some 41.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Here's the deal.
@sithlordgroyper
Great band, by the way.
elijah schaffer
When they started doing Edgar haircuts in the US and they started doing Edgar haircuts in El Salvador, they started forming groups to bully kids in school who were sympathetic towards Bukele's government.
And so they formed gangs in the school based on Edgar haircuts.
So they banned it.
Fuck you.
Get a normal haircut.
Be respectful to your elders.
You're a Mexican.
Goodbye.
@sithlordgroyper
We had like the North Korean standard where you get like 10 different outfits.
unidentified
It worked.
elijah schaffer
I saw it at work.
I'm just saying, I saw it at work.
Also, speaking of faith, check this out.
Did you know Gregory Baum?
By the way, I largely did not convert towards Catholicism because of Vatican II.
@sithlordgroyper
Gregory Baum was a Jewish convert to Catholicism who became a priest.
He was one of the architects of Vatican II.
He drafted Nostra, how do you say that?
A Tate?
unidentified
How do you say it?
@sithlordgroyper
A Tate to declare the old covenant still valid and the end of the church's mission to convert Jews.
He left the priesthood afterwards.
unidentified
What the fuck?
elijah schaffer
Born a Jewish mother and Protestant father, and he left the church after Vatican II.
So he was gay and Jewish, joined the church to push Vatican II, and then left the church after.
I told you Vatican II is gay and Jewish.
@sithlordgroyper
What's.
Hop in the chair there.
Vatican II is attacking the church.
I am a Protestant convert to Orthodoxy.
I was baptized Catholic, but I never really attended Catholic church.
The difference between Vatican I and Vatican II, what happened there?
@basedwealth
No, no, I'm not going to explain the difference between this.
@sithlordgroyper
This is blue, by the way.
@basedwealth
Go read the book, okay?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, just briefly, like what?
@basedwealth
No, why is this?
Nostro Tate is a separate document from Vatican II.
It was pushed at the same time as Vatican II, so people roped them in.
It's also the same document that has us pray for Jews on Good Friday Mass.
@sithlordgroyper
Is that Vatican II innovation?
@basedwealth
It's part of Nostro Tate.
Vatican II is sort of separate.
Nostro Tate is its own document, it's just one document.
People act like Vatican II is all Nostra Tate.
@sithlordgroyper
GuitarMG gave us $5.
He says, Great show tonight, guys.
He's an SOB, it looks like.
Thanks, man.
There's your confetti.
Let's get some air horns.
GuitarMG, thank you.
Back to you, Blue.
@basedwealth
You know, if you don't like it, Elijah, if that's why you didn't become part of God's church, maybe you should become part of God's church to change it.
Like you said, you can change anything.
unidentified
We did.
elijah schaffer
It's called the Orthodox Church.
@basedwealth
The Orthodox Church didn't do it.
The Orthodox Church didn't do it.
The Orthodox Church is its own thing.
You're like no better than Martin Luther.
You're going to go make your own thing.
unidentified
No, we didn't.
@basedwealth
You're going to make your own thing.
unidentified
No, we didn't.
You're going to make your own thing.
@sithlordgroyper
No, we were all part of one council.
How are you going to say the Orthodox Church?
You're a one council, bro.
@basedwealth
Listen.
We are one of the councils.
What is this show about?
It's about Jews.
unidentified
Okay.
The Pope of Rome.
@basedwealth
Every subject matter of this show goes back to Jewish control of our politics.
@sithlordgroyper
The Pope of Rome split off from the council.
@basedwealth
No Short Tate is a political document.
@sithlordgroyper
He says the council split off from him.
The Orthodox Church, let's just get that straight.
It is not a new innovation that happened after the Great Schism.
It has been part of one.
@basedwealth
Nobody cares.
Holy, absolutely not the Orthodox Church.
@sithlordgroyper
See, that's the problem with Catholics.
@basedwealth
We have the bones.
@sithlordgroyper
You guys can't even listen to the arguments because you know you're wrong.
@basedwealth
No, it has nothing to do with.
Nobody cares if you're a new, if you're, oh, apostolic.
That doesn't matter.
@sithlordgroyper
Nobody cares.
Isn't that, that's kind of the problem, right?
@basedwealth
No, the problem is that you split off and did your own thing and you have a hundred different Orthodox denominations because it's basically dependent on if you declare this patriarch or this patriarch says something you don't like and now you can have abortions or you can not have abortions and you can, it doesn't, you know, it's all wishy washy.
@sithlordgroyper
No, our council, you can't change any liturgical anything unless all the ecumenical, unless all the patriarchs agree on a liturgical change.
Then nothing can be changed.
That's why the Orthodox Church is so ancient.
And that's why the Catholic Church was able to even do Vatican II because they didn't have any bishops doing it.
@basedwealth
It also reduces your ability to respond to modern problems like the Orthodox Church currently does with abortion.
It's failed to combat the abortion pill, it's failed to combat contraception.
All of those things are so.
It's all over the fucking place.
@sithlordgroyper
It's all over the place.
Abortion is legal.
Can you do it?
unidentified
Can you not?
@sithlordgroyper
In every country, every Western country, and all the Western countries historically have been Catholic.
So, what's the Orthodox Church that failed?
Well, I'll tell you this America is the land of the free Masons that practice Orthodoxy.
Abortion is still illegal and always has been.
In the Western countries where Catholicism reigned, abortion is legal.
@basedwealth
Where are you referencing?
@sithlordgroyper
The Holy Roman Empire.
It's like all those nations.
@basedwealth
Abortion is legal in the Holy Roman Empire?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, today.
@basedwealth
We're not under a Catholic state.
@sithlordgroyper
You're missing my point.
All the nations that were historically Catholic have legalized abortion.
All the countries that were historically Orthodox.
Still no abortion.
unidentified
Why?
@sithlordgroyper
Because we didn't innovate.
So it's like you're saying Orthodoxy.
@basedwealth
The country that invented abortion.
@sithlordgroyper
You're saying Orthodoxy can't come back.
@basedwealth
The Soviet Union is the country that.
And Soviet China, but that's, you know, they work together.
That's your Orthodox nation.
@sithlordgroyper
What are you talking about?
@basedwealth
The Soviet Union made innovations in abortion and abortion pills.
elijah schaffer
Oh, what is the brown guy saying to me?
Hello, Jews, aunt.
How are you watching this?
@basedwealth
Listen, all you scared to death Orthodox Protestants out there, just sit down, shut up, let the Catholics at least these people are claiming to be Catholics.
elijah schaffer
Hey, Whitey, all the Protestants in Europe.
@basedwealth
No, nothing brown.
unidentified
This is about the Jews.
elijah schaffer
The Browns.
And Sarah Stock have a message for you.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
And it is follow the Pope or be like me.
@basedwealth
It has nothing to do with being brown.
Protestants Sitting Down Shut Up 00:15:47
@basedwealth
It has everything to do with being right and being united with the Holy Spirit in the Eucharist of Christ.
elijah schaffer
I'm not sensitive about the brown stuff, dude.
It's a joke.
unidentified
Relax.
elijah schaffer
It's a joke.
@basedwealth
I'm not sensitive about the brown stuff.
I'm sensitive about the truth of the Eucharist in communion with Rome as Christ intended it.
That's what I'm sensitive about.
elijah schaffer
Why is it that the Orthodox don't respect the Catholic?
@sithlordgroyper
The Catholics and the Orthodox need to give up the beef.
@basedwealth
No, it has nothing to do with that.
I think you're saying you're bringing up Nostra Tate, which is a single document that he's saying he left Christ Church because of a document.
That's like if you left.
@sithlordgroyper
No, it is a fairer thing.
elijah schaffer
So there's a Catholic explanation that kind of settles both your arguments.
This it goes like this I am brown, brown, brown.
@basedwealth
What are the Orthodox doing to stop Israel?
What are the Orthodox doing to protect the Holy Sepulchre?
elijah schaffer
Brown, Brown, Brown.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Sepulchre, Brown.
@sithlordgroyper
Russia declared Israel.
@basedwealth
You have a Jewish religion.
It's a spiritually Jewish religion that is separate from Rome.
So, you know, Jewish versus Brown.
elijah schaffer
When did Rome.
Dude, the Pope doesn't even agree with that.
@sithlordgroyper
You know, the Catholic Church was in debt to the Jewish bankers way more than the Orthodox Church?
@basedwealth
You're talking about debt?
@sithlordgroyper
How did they build all their churches?
It was debt by Jewish bankers.
@basedwealth
That's incorrect.
Entirely incorrect.
It was through the.
Purchase of indulgences, famously.
elijah schaffer
It's a blues position, right?
@basedwealth
It was the purchase of indulgences.
@sithlordgroyper
No, look at all this.
unidentified
Blues competition.
@sithlordgroyper
Has the Catholic Church ever taken this?
unidentified
Blues competition.
elijah schaffer
Here's what he means to say.
I am Brown.
unidentified
Brown.
Not true.
Brown.
Brown.
elijah schaffer
Pope Brown.
unidentified
Brown.
elijah schaffer
Brown.
The Holy Mosque is sacred.
Pope said Brown.
unidentified
Brown.
@sithlordgroyper
You know, I actually agree with what I'm saying.
I agree with what the Pope did.
And this is where we'll agree, actually.
The Orthodox community online is.
elijah schaffer
He's getting pressed.
mike bost
I like this.
elijah schaffer
I'm not pressed.
No, he's getting pressed.
@sithlordgroyper
The Orthodox community online.
elijah schaffer
I'm pressing him and he's getting.
@basedwealth
I'm just pressing you back.
elijah schaffer
He's so mad.
@sithlordgroyper
The Pope did some prayers in a mosque and I actually.
I actually kind of like it.
I think it's a good message, actually.
I think it's very Christ like.
You know, Christ, he didn't want us to go to war with each other and kill each other.
And instead, he wanted us to have dialogue and he wanted us to resolve things without violence.
And the Pope visiting these mosques and going into these places and praying, even, it is a statement of what Christianity is.
And it's not that he's endorsing their God as our God necessarily.
I think he's just endorsing communication and endorsing.
Friendship potentially because we don't need to be enemies.
Why would we be enemies?
unidentified
Why are you bombing them?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I know.
So his message is a message of peace.
It's a message I think is very Christ like.
I don't understand the Orthodox hate on this.
unidentified
Everyone's hating on this.
@basedwealth
I think you're offended, overly offended.
I'm simply stating that it's literally retarded to leave the church over one document.
unidentified
The church.
elijah schaffer
Well, it wasn't the.
@basedwealth
Oh, yeah, that doesn't matter to you guys.
Oh, that's right.
You don't care about unity because you have 100 different patriarchs.
Of course, you don't care about what.
Being a unified church.
elijah schaffer
Oh my gosh, you left us and we've been sitting here saying, Come home.
unidentified
Really?
Come home.
Yes.
@sithlordgroyper
That's the whole point.
@basedwealth
Rome is still where it geographically is.
Where's your Rome exactly?
What happened to Constantinople?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, that's a low blow.
@basedwealth
I can't remember.
Can somebody tell me in the audience?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, it's in Moscow now.
Moscow is the new Rome.
They inherited it after they protected the church.
unidentified
Here's the deal.
@sithlordgroyper
From the Turks who invaded Greece.
elijah schaffer
I have a good answer for this.
I have a good answer.
unidentified
No, look.
elijah schaffer
Jesus is king.
@basedwealth
I love the Orthodox.
unidentified
Yes.
Yes.
@basedwealth
You guys have to be put down.
elijah schaffer
Where is the Third Reich since they were wrong?
@basedwealth
The Pope was the one who endorsed the Third Reich.
There would be no Third Reich without Rome.
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait.
elijah schaffer
Since Hitler was wrong, since you just said Hitler was wrong, you just equivocated Hitler was wrong and the Nazi Germany was wrong.
You just said Hitler was wrong because they don't have a home base.
Where's Hitler's.
No, yeah, you just said that.
You said a group does not have a capital because it was conquered.
Where are they now?
Because white people should not have a homeland.
Where is the white homeland?
Tell me this right now.
We shouldn't have a home.
You're arguing that white people should not have a home.
@basedwealth
Rome is the white homeland.
elijah schaffer
Oh, really?
Because it's not today.
It's like Turks and fucking Caicos.
It's like fucking bitch fit.
Don't even talk about Rome.
Rome is fucking flooded with African migrants.
Tell me right now.
@basedwealth
Better than Constantinople, whatever that is.
elijah schaffer
You have to stand on this.
@basedwealth
You got to stand on this argument.
Better than whatever.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
@basedwealth
What is it called?
unidentified
Fuck you.
@basedwealth
Istanbul?
unidentified
No, no.
elijah schaffer
Stop, stop, stop, stop now.
So, Istanbul, sure.
I'll concede that too.
It is Istanbul.
unidentified
Actually, it is.
It is.
elijah schaffer
And it's actually one of the great mosques of the world.
Okay, cool.
Great.
unidentified
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
I conceded that to you.
So, since the Orthodox don't have a home in Istanbul, it's crazy.
A Catholic called Istanbul.
It's kind of sacrilegious.
@sithlordgroyper
Where is the Holy Roman Empire?
unidentified
Sacrilegious?
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait, wait.
Because that was the head of the Holy Roman Empire forever.
Where is that?
That's crazy.
That's crazy here.
@basedwealth
Not even the Right Empire.
You're not even talking about the Right Empire.
It was never the capital of the Holy Roman Empire.
Doesn't even know history.
unidentified
Yes, it did.
@basedwealth
Doesn't even know history.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's split.
It's split.
And it's arguable in all history that it was.
@sithlordgroyper
The Byzantines.
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, the Byzantines is a later architectural fucking dictionary framework that was adopted by fucking modern.
@sithlordgroyper
It was Eastern Rome and Western Rome.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, shut up.
unidentified
That's what it was.
elijah schaffer
It was all Rome.
It was all Rome, and everyone knows it was Rome.
It's like, what are you from the South or the Northeast?
What are you from Mississippi or from New England?
It's like, that's America, you fucking nigger.
Listen, okay, relax.
I'm going to ask you this right now.
Since you mocked the capitalist.
@basedwealth
I'm the one that's pressed, though.
elijah schaffer
Of the Eastern European.
Well, yeah, because I'm the one pressing you.
unidentified
I want to ask.
elijah schaffer
I want to know.
Shake that ass, Shakira.
Tell me right now, since these are not the real church and there's no Eastern and Western Roman Catholic, which we actually believe we're all the Catholic Church.
We believe they're all the Roman Catholic Church.
We got divided in a great schism in the Eastern Catholic Church.
@sithlordgroyper
Not the Roman Catholic Church.
We believe it's the Holy Catholic Church.
No, I'm using his.
@basedwealth
No, he's talking about a different patriarch.
He's under a different patriarch than you.
So actually, You guys have totally different religion.
unidentified
No, no, no.
Look, hold up.
No, no, no.
@basedwealth
I'm using his.
They can't even agree.
@sithlordgroyper
He's a catechumen.
@basedwealth
No, no, no.
But I know your history may be more than that.
A catechumen of Archbishop of Pittsburgh or something?
elijah schaffer
No, degree in theology here.
I'm telling you guys, I'm using his phraseology.
@basedwealth
The Archbishop of Pittsburgh states.
elijah schaffer
All right, I'm using his phraseology here.
So, you have East and Roman, East and West, Roman Europe, you know, Roman European esque Catholicism saying, so there's a great schism.
There's wars in East and West in Turkey, essentially called Turkey.
I've never heard a Catholic use the phrase Turkey in my life.
You're the first person that ever used it for me.
@basedwealth
I didn't even say it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you did.
@basedwealth
I said Istanbul, even worse.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's actually worse.
I didn't say America.
I said Washington, D.C.
It's like, okay, well, fuck you.
unidentified
This.
elijah schaffer
What are you talking about?
Considering the fact that they're basically the same thing when you actually look at them, minus hierarchical order.
And they're basically the same thing.
And the Protestants have the same problem the Orthodox they do with the Catholics.
And they group every other antagonist of Christianity, or even internal antagonist, including cults, Jehovah's Witnesses, or Mormons, have the same antagonism towards the Catholics as the Orthodox.
Everyone sees them as the same, besides hierarchy.
@basedwealth
Why do you?
There is no more persecuted church than the Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church.
That's a fact.
You can't even debate it.
And if you will, then you can't debate it.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we're both the Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church.
unidentified
We're both.
@basedwealth
No, it's ours.
@sithlordgroyper
We literally call ourselves that.
That's what we call ourselves.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Nicene Creed, bro.
@basedwealth
Of course you do.
elijah schaffer
What do you not understand?
@basedwealth
We're like the ultimate LARP thing.
@sithlordgroyper
No, no, no, no.
elijah schaffer
Nicene Creed is the same besides.
@sithlordgroyper
We're two parts of the same tree.
Let's just like, can we at least agree with that?
We're two parts of the same tree and we're split?
It's like, we are separate than the Protestants.
That is a whole different thing.
@basedwealth
Yes, we do.
Okay, that's true.
I will admit that.
@sithlordgroyper
They're labeling us as Protestant.
That's unfair.
Can you agree that that is unfair?
We're parts of, we at least have apostolic succession.
We have the saints.
We venerate the same saints for the most part.
@basedwealth
Of course, that.
I love Orthodox people.
This is not a debate, though.
We're having a fun debate.
We're having a fun debate.
unidentified
It's not a debate.
I'm just asking.
elijah schaffer
A lot of young Catholics are militant in a way that's not helpful.
So, like, the thing is, we have the same enemies and we're the same people.
@basedwealth
But you're covering Nostra Tate attacking the church on your show.
Oh, my God.
And you have no voices.
elijah schaffer
I went to a Catholic church for a year and my priest.
The entire parish didn't even acknowledge Vatican II.
And there's a split in the church.
@basedwealth
We don't claim those things.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
Yes, you do.
@basedwealth
No, we don't.
They're called set of Akantas.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, no.
@basedwealth
If you don't accept Vatican II, then you're not a Catholic.
elijah schaffer
No, because Vatican II is a Jewish psyop.
And here's the truth.
@basedwealth
No, it's no, Shetate is a Jewish psyop.
elijah schaffer
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
And so, okay, so women involved.
@basedwealth
So you're talking about this priest.
You're talking about this priest.
elijah schaffer
He's gay and liberal.
unidentified
Hold on.
@basedwealth
You're talking about this priest.
elijah schaffer
Are you liberal?
@basedwealth
I'm as liberal as you.
elijah schaffer
I mean, you have to be liberal to accept that.
@basedwealth
I work for Gavin Newsom, just like you, my friend.
elijah schaffer
So you're liberal.
@basedwealth
We both work for Gavin Newsom.
elijah schaffer
Oh, well, I'm not Catholic, so I'm not claiming.
That's fine.
I'm claiming I don't represent the Orthodox Church.
@basedwealth
Okay, but listen, you're talking about a Jew.
elijah schaffer
I don't represent the Orthodox Church.
I'm saying I don't represent them.
And I'm saying, yeah, I'm a bit liberal.
And you're saying I'm liberal and I represent Catholicism.
I'm saying I don't.
@basedwealth
I'm not liberal.
I'm joking.
I'm obviously not liberal.
None of us are liberal.
Come on.
What are we talking about?
You're talking about a Jew who you're saying one document produced by a Jewish man is the entirety of Vatican II.
That's just totally false.
And the fact that you're saying that is the basis.
@sithlordgroyper
Hey, let's get Ben back.
Ben, if you can hear me, come back on.
Go to a break real fast.
elijah schaffer
We're going to get Blue and Ben on it for a second.
@basedwealth
I don't think that anybody.
I do agree with you.
@sithlordgroyper
So we're continuing here.
@basedwealth
If you are an enemy of the Christian church, then you, you know.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, we're going to take a brief pause, and then we're going to sign off the show with Ben.
All right, give us a few minutes here, folks.
We'll be right back.
Okay, everybody, we are back.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
I hope you guys enjoyed that little debateslash altercation between Orthodox and Catholics.
I think it was fun.
@basedwealth
I had to jump in.
I had to defend my Catholic brothers in the face.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it's like, you Catholics, you guys give us such a bad rap.
And it's like.
@basedwealth
Oh my God.
You're talking about giving a bad rap.
@sithlordgroyper
You guys created this false narrative that.
You created.
@basedwealth
You guys created communism.
@sithlordgroyper
You guys created Byzantium to discredit the fact that we were Roman.
It's like, fuck you for that, honestly.
@basedwealth
Honestly, he's not putting my crazy.
How about I'll throw you one back?
No, look, I'm not going to say the same thing.
@sithlordgroyper
I love you, nigga.
@basedwealth
I'm not going to say the same thing back to you, but I do love the Orthodox, okay?
You know, I love the Eastern Catholics.
That's what I'll say, actually.
I won't go that far.
But yeah, it's just everybody attacks the Catholics for that one document.
We've spent the last 80 years talking about this document, and I'm just kind of over it.
Like, why?
You know how many bad documents the church has put out?
You think that your church has never put out a document that wasn't like perfect?
It's not like there's anything black.
What's blasphemous in that document?
@sithlordgroyper
In what?
unidentified
Which one?
@basedwealth
In Nostra Tate.
Have you even read it?
No, I haven't.
Okay, so that's.
@sithlordgroyper
No, but the context of.
@basedwealth
I doubt Elijah's read it.
That's the whole problem.
@sithlordgroyper
The context of the argument.
@basedwealth
I've read it.
I find it disgusting, but I don't find it blasphemous.
@sithlordgroyper
The context that set up this argument is important because he's saying that Vatican II was hijacked by this Jewish guy.
I forget his name.
We had him up earlier who joined the priesthood, changed a bunch of shit.
In the Vatican, created Vatican II, and then left the church.
@basedwealth
Effectively, it wasn't he created Vatican II.
It's not even saying that in the tweet.
But I saw the Jews.
@sithlordgroyper
But that's the context of the argument.
unidentified
Right.
@sithlordgroyper
And I don't know if I agree with this.
I don't know enough about the topic to really have strong opinions.
But anyway.
@basedwealth
All I am going to say to this, and I'll finish the topic with this, okay?
I did want to call out the Protestants because you guys are bringing us into a war with Iran.
Everyone blames the Jews.
It's actually not the Jews.
It's actually not.
It's the Protestant Christians.
They're the ones that are being misled.
unidentified
It's both of them.
@basedwealth
It's not the Catholics.
@sithlordgroyper
They're in league.
@basedwealth
The Catholics are overwhelmingly against this war.
The Orthodox are irrelevant.
So it's the evangelical Christians, whatever, that are bringing this war.
And I want to say as well, all of you scared to death Christians who don't want to support Elijah or people who are facing controversy, just sit down, shut up.
Don't come out and defend our enemy.
Don't come out and defend a Milo.
Don't come out and defend a Jew.
Because once you find yourself, oh, I'm on the side of a Jew.
Maybe you should reconsider what's going on.
You know, you need to call your master to come and bring the fight, not do it yourself on behalf of the enemy.
That's all I'm going to say.
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@sithlordgroyper
And joining us is, well, his name is Australian Talk, and he is a good, you can't hear me for real.
unidentified
Okay.
@basedwealth
Just what?
It's fine.
@australiantalk
Just if my mic's working, it's cool.
unidentified
I can hear you.
@sithlordgroyper
Can you hear Ben or can you hear?
unidentified
No.
No.
@basedwealth
Don't worry about it.
@australiantalk
So we'll just, if the mic's working, we're good to go.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, well, we are joined by Australian Talk, Benjamin.
Oh, wrong fucking goddammit.
@basedwealth
My good friend.
I love this guy.
@sithlordgroyper
There we go.
unidentified
So we're back.
@sithlordgroyper
We're back.
@australiantalk
Is the mic working?
The mic's working?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, the mic's working.
Okay, cool.
@australiantalk
So, what I want to do is just give a shout out to everyone who's been participating in the live chat now for some time.
So, there's some names I'm extremely familiar with SOBs from back in the day, and just some other dudes as well who are more recently participating.
But it is noted that you're all there participating on a weekly basis, if not A bi weekly basis as well.
And for all the familiar faces that have never left us, of course, special shout outs for you.
So we'll start from the top.
So we've got Bob Johnson, Bob Johnson, Bob Johnson.
He's been pretty prominent tonight in chat.
So shout out to you, Bob.
Let's go through the rest Altered Air.
We've got Apophis.
We've got Dano Thermamo.
Dano Thermamo.
@basedwealth
Apophis is the name of the star that's going to hit the earth.
@australiantalk
We've got Seraphim Goose as well.
Seraphim.
And Kayla, I see you there.
Thanks a lot for all the messages, Kayla.
It's very kind of you behind the scenes as well.
Who else have we got down here?
Let me shout out a few more of us.
@sithlordgroyper
Shout out Butthead.
He gave a super chat earlier.
Shout out Butthead.
I got his name wrong.
He's a rumble in the background.
Seriously, we love Butthead.
What's the other guy's name?
Zesty Aids or something?
@australiantalk
Well, I'd normally save this for last, but Third Coast Texas Toast.
Yes, you deserve some special treatment, of course.
Third Coast Texas Toast.
Third Coast Texas Toast.
@sithlordgroyper
Greiperstein.
@australiantalk
More shout outs for you, Third Coast Texas Toast.
And everyone else, notice where I am.
We can go through them all.
I'll try to get through them.
Through them all.
It's just some of you guys have spammed so much in here.
Okay, so we've got a flashlight.
@sithlordgroyper
Doomsday Cracker.
@australiantalk
Who, Georgie?
Who'd you say, my man?
@sithlordgroyper
Doomsday Cracker.
@australiantalk
Doomsday Cracker is in the house.
He's been there since long before the.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, and we got a super chat.
@australiantalk
Let's do it.
@sithlordgroyper
Mr. Dissident.
@australiantalk
And anyone that sends a super chat, if you've got an X handle as well, we want you to put that into the chat.
@sithlordgroyper
He says, see you in Valhalla.
See you in Valhalla, brothers.
@australiantalk
Okay, so we're going to go over there and catch up with Charlie.
@basedwealth
I just got word that clavicular is stable.
Please, God.
@sithlordgroyper
Nice, good.
I thought he was out of the hospital already.
@basedwealth
No, I'm just, it's a meme of the simple.
@australiantalk
Not interested.
We've got commenting is dangerous.
We've got one Mr. Some Guy.
Okay, Mr. Some Guy.
Hopefully you can transform yourself into something more than just Some Guy going forward.
The German dude, man, I can't even pronounce that.
It looks like an Indian name.
I know it's a German name written in English letters, but we'll get to you next time.
Lep, I'll just call you Lep.
Who else have we got here as well, Georgie?
So we'll go through.
Through them, Andrew One is there.
Rusty's in the house.
G'day, Rusty.
@sithlordgroyper
One to you, you're back with us as well.
@australiantalk
Um, yeah, there's a guy, Penix.
Penix, I do remember some of your funny stuff from some time ago, so keep it up.
Well done.
Thanks for joining us.
And Tomcat, Per, Tomcat, Per.
So that's the guy to find out if we know whether or not we should be tapping it or avoiding tapping it because he makes them all per.
Well done, Tomcat.
But I think that's about it for tonight.
We'll try to get to it and give you all.
Guys, a shout out as we proceed going forward because you participate in the show.
I think it's only fair that occasionally we can give a shout out back to you guys.
It may only be one episode a week, but you will feel acknowledged.
Keep those super chats coming through.
And as I said, if you drop your handle on X after one of your super chats, we'll definitely give that a shout out and drive some.
@sithlordgroyper
How do people find you, Benjamin?
@australiantalk
Well, they can simply look up any of Elijah Schaefer's scandals and they'll find me somehow inserted into that.
Aside from that, if you want, you can check me out on X at Australian Talk at Australian Talk on X.
And you can join me in a Twitter space.
So I'm used to doing Twitter space all the time.
Whilst I've been traveling, I haven't been doing as many.
I'm dropping them still frequently.
But by all means, if you guys are SOBs and from the chat in a future Twitter space, that'll entitle you to come straight up as a speaker, and I'll know we're on the same page.
@sithlordgroyper
And we got one more super chat from The Shogun.
This fucking confetti never fucking, I always have to press it twice.
The Shogun says he did a little Sieg Heil and Total White Victory.
unidentified
Okay.
@basedwealth
Total White Victory.
unidentified
Yeah, we're.
Word.
@basedwealth
Okay.
For more pro white content online, you can follow my page at Based Wealth.
There it is.
White people built the entire world through the Catholic Church.
Thank you, everybody.
Have a great night.
@sithlordgroyper
And I am Sith Lord Groyper, also known as Georgie, the producer for the show.
It's been great.
It's been a lot of fun tonight.
I hope you enjoyed the theological arguments from these theological scholars here on Rift TV.
Again, I'm Georgie.
It's been a pleasure meeting you all tonight.
I guess I've already met you.
Fucking retarded.
It's over.
@australiantalk
The scholars and the civilians, George.
We met the civilians tonight.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we met the civilians.
Thank you all for watching and have a great night.
unidentified
Good night.
Actually, stay tuned.
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