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April 10, 2026 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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MELANIA GIVES SPEECH CLAIMING SHE HAS NO TIES TO EPSTEIN?!?! | SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE

Elijah Schaffer critiques the Trump administration's alleged bias against non-pro-Israel figures while discussing Melania Trump's call for Epstein hearings, which he claims Trump concealed. He details his custody battle involving brother-in-law Francis Moon and alleges FBI informant Milo Yiannopoulos orchestrated attacks on his career. Schaffer defends his "America First" stance, contrasts Australian political strategies regarding the White Australia Party, and debates voting tactics to dismantle the Israel lobby's influence before signing off with a message to his sons during Holy Week. [Automatically generated summary]

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Participants
Main
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@australiantalk
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@sithlordgroyper
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elijah schaffer
01:24:52
Appearances
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abby martin
01:16
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batya ungar-sargon
newsnation 01:43
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benny johnson
00:51
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charles latibeaudiere
00:34
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hunter biden
00:35
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joe biden
d 01:02
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melania knauss trump
01:54
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peter doocy
fox 00:37
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randy fine
rep/r 02:14
Clips
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ben smotrich
isr 00:17
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benjamin netanyahu
isr 00:10
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harvey levin
00:14
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markie martin
newsnation 00:26
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sara sidner
cnn 00:12
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tim pool
00:18
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xaviaer durousseau
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Speaker Time Text
Epstein Truth and Congressional Hearings 00:14:48
melania knauss trump
For Congress to act.
Epstein was not alone.
Several prominent male executives resigned from their powerful positions after this matter became widely politicized.
Of course, this doesn't amount to guilt, but we still must work openly and transparently to uncover the truth.
I call on Congress to provide the women who have been victimized by Epstein with a public hearing.
Specifically centered around the survivors.
Give these victims their opportunity to testify under oath in front of Congress with the power of sworn testimony.
Each and every woman should have her day to tell her story.
elijah schaffer
Another episode of Slightly Offensive.
We got new camera angles and everything.
Well, this is a solo show here on a Thursday.
We are live every Monday through Saturday at 9 p.m. Central, 10 p.m. Eastern.
It's very hard because all my friends are around this time.
We got Myron, of course, fresh and fit.
Shout out Myron and fresh.
You got Nick Fuentes going on.
You got Sneeko.
And the problem is, I'm sorry, guys.
I'm trying not to compete with my friends, but they just go live at random times.
And so sometimes they're after us, sometimes they're during us.
But the important part is, I'm joined today in the studio by none other than our resident producer, the first producer who hasn't been vehemently hated by everybody yet.
However, I encourage you to send the hate comments, just brutalize him.
Go ahead, Georgie.
Welcome back to the show.
unidentified
Hey, everybody.
elijah schaffer
It's Georgie.
@sithlordgroyper
Good to be back.
This confetti never fucking works.
There's my tag.
Okay.
It's going to be a good show.
I'm excited about it.
elijah schaffer
So I'm feeling pretty down today for valid reasons.
Valid reasons I'm feeling down.
You know, I saw another one of these videos from 1988.
I believe it's in California.
Check this out.
And it's not Dallas.
Heaven is not Dallas.
I was kind of just realizing the extremity of what's going on.
I'll be talking about some things, you know, towards the end, some real human stuff.
@sithlordgroyper
Real humans here.
elijah schaffer
Real humans here at the end.
But we're back.
We're live.
And you might be wondering why am I wearing a Trump t shirt?
Trump 2024.
This is how the show started.
I was blonde, still as gay as hell, still retarded.
And I was optimistic, like all of you.
I thought perhaps.
We were finally going to get our racist, sexist, misogynist, rapist president, like we all loved, who grabbed him by the pussy.
Not unconsensually, of course, but because he said they let you do it when you have money.
And don't they, folks?
And then I guess four years went by.
We all sort of gave our freedom and safety.
I was just with a friend who's with another prominent streamer who had a hideout after January 6th, who was investigated.
I was thinking about myself hiding out.
The whole.
Prosecution.
And I realized like I basically lost everything at some point in my life, multiple times being loyal to this president.
And what the fuck did I get in response to this?
And I'm not trying to make this personal, but what did you get in response to this?
@sithlordgroyper
Nothing.
elijah schaffer
A lot of nothing.
A lot of bullshit.
A lot of ridiculousness.
And the fact that, you know, you just watch home video recordings from 1988 and you feel like you're watching white supremacy videos shows you just how dark and bleak things have gotten.
And I'm not trying to do a black pill episode today, but the Iran war.
Went ahead and it's sort of going down a little bit.
It's sort of settling down, as they say.
Not in Lebanon, of course.
But let's get into this.
Let's get into our section looking at the war, looking at everything in conflict.
Let's get into it.
unidentified
Hit that.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I ran.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Quality production.
Excellent graphics.
@sithlordgroyper
Hey, we got the right one today.
elijah schaffer
You ever see a black at a fast food restaurant?
All you gotta do is press like this.
That's all you have to do.
All right.
So shockingly, the Jews are insane, as they've always been.
At least the Israeli Jews, not all Jews, but the Israeli Jews are still off their tits.
We'll find out.
Tim Pool actually got a call from the president, apparently, today, which is pretty cool.
We'll talk about that.
Plus, we'll talk about the Epstein files.
But Israeli Minister Ben Smatrick has officially announced the start of the Greater Israel Project.
Shocker.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we've been talking about that a lot this week.
elijah schaffer
We've been talking about it for years, actually.
Reminding you that because I claimed the Greater Israel Project was happening, I was disinvited from Sky News in Australia, also known as Sky Jews.
That's what they call it in Australia.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, Dan Bilzerian.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, Randy Fine.
Jewish is not a slur.
It's just, it's so weird when you call people Jewish, they get offended.
And, you know, the TMZ guy, I found out his last name is Levin.
The guy was upset about Dan Bilzerian's comment.
Makes you wonder.
Makes you wonder.
unidentified
Probably not.
elijah schaffer
Well, The cat's out of the bag, folks.
The Greater Israel Project is here.
I believe this is at one of the settlements.
This was not even today, but this got released today of them just embracing this.
Remember, the best thing you can do, the best Israeli tactics are lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, attack, attack, attack, ask America for more money, lie, lie, lie, lie, attack, attack, attack, cheat, deny, deny, deny, steal, steal, steal, steal, steal, steal, steal, steal.
Here's what he said.
ben smotrich
There is a state that will finish the election of the election, that is to be honest with you.
Rotea, Fagdim, Ruhamim, Ves, Regal, they did it to Sayemet, Yasregan, they did it to Sayemet, Judas, Showon, Shoregat, Halutin, Trion, Halukatar, Sagamat, Medina, Tero, Belevliba, Tierregan, they did it to Sayemet Beaza, Tahimet Gulotenu, Tierregan, they did it to Sayemet, Elevanon, Tahimet Gulot, Alaitani, Legulot, Maria Gana.
elijah schaffer
For the audio only listeners, they're saying they're going to expand their borders to Mount Herman.
unidentified
Ken, yes, Legget Smaid, yes, Regal, they did it.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So, what we got here is an official government employee of the Israeli regime.
And what we have going on right now are negotiations between Iran and the United States, who's representing us.
Well, I believe JD Vance is there.
And Jared Kushner was sent.
Jared Kushner, who we were promised would have no involvement in this new administration because people were so upset about things.
Jared Kushner, if you've been following the last few weeks, the individual who himself presented the World Economic Forum, the new Gaza Project, which essentially is resorts, but you can be gay.
Because they had resorts in Gaza, but now you can be gay in Gaza.
It's Gaza now, bitch.
MAGA!
You know, I saw this clip today.
I like Tim Pool a lot.
He's a good friend of mine.
I know a lot of you don't like Tim Pool a lot, but I mean, I like him as a friend, right?
He's been a very.
Good friend to me over the years.
He's never slandered me publicly.
He's gotten my back on his show, and I take loyalty seriously.
I know he hasn't been good to all my friends, and I've had talks with him privately about that, but you know, he did have Nick on.
He did do some of his promises.
So it's like, hey, you would think maybe he's changing his tune, right?
unidentified
Maybe he is.
elijah schaffer
Well, Harmony Dillon and Cat Turd, Harmony Dillon, the head of the Civil Rights Department of the Attorney General, came out and has agreed that they're going to investigate people like Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Candace.
This is the one time I'm happy that I got defeated before this one.
So it's like, I was like, oh, fucking shit.
And I'm like, okay, well, at least I'm like so down in the dumps.
Or they took me out in December, actually.
People don't know about that.
Totally unrelated to my divorce and everything.
They came and sabotaged, put an FBI informant in my business.
You can watch the video.
They bugged my office.
They recorded me in my home.
They bugged my home.
This is true and documented in the Supreme Court of Florida and the Supreme Court of Texas.
It's currently under trial.
But they came after me separately.
They came after Tucker separately.
I mean, Tucker Charlie separately.
They came after Nick separately.
And now they want to know who's getting money.
Now, what you'll find out is that everybody who's pro Israel is suddenly not on that list.
tim pool
Here's what Tim said Donald Trump personally called me before he made this statement, thanking me for having his back and saying that I was a good friend.
And I said, Mr. President, I will stand with you always, no matter what you do, even if you shoot somebody on Fifth Avenue.
unidentified
He laughed.
tim pool
And we had a great time, and he's a good man.
unidentified
What?
What?
@sithlordgroyper
Nick was right.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
@sithlordgroyper
Nick was right about him.
I'll say it.
There I said it.
He was right.
elijah schaffer
I'm just going to say this.
Timothy, Timothy, what are you doing, buddy?
Timothy.
I'm not going to speak poorly of Tim.
I never would.
I don't do that to my friends.
I have a fraternity mindset that even if your friends shoot people on Fifth Avenue, you do get their back, unless they're an elected official.
Those are not your friends.
Those are servants of the people.
And when you're committing crimes against the people and universally against the world and you're hurting our future like Trump has been doing, I'm really not going to give you any slack there.
And unironically, I have lost more friends in the last two weeks than I have my entire life.
You would think that all these scandals and things that have allegedly happened, which most of which are completely untrue, would somehow change people's minds.
No, what got people mad was that I didn't support the Iran war and I said, I'm not going to be MAGA anymore because I don't support the Iran war.
How could you support the Iran war?
You'd literally have to be a fucking pussy.
Known as Cat Turd.
Like, I mean, there's nothing ironic about the fact that the greatest people who support him are pussies.
And who doesn't like a good pussy cat?
Obviously, we don't want cats here.
unidentified
Cats.
elijah schaffer
This isn't a vulgar show, Dad.
@sithlordgroyper
Pussy cat turd?
elijah schaffer
Pussy cat turds.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't know.
I don't like that.
elijah schaffer
I just.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm not a fan.
elijah schaffer
I just.
I remember when this administration started, I saw a lot of my colleagues getting positions in the administration.
I thought this is really interesting.
We're becoming an administration of performers, of entertainers, right?
And the best friends of Trump are entertainers.
They are Jewish scammers, they are mortgage fraud, medical insurance fraud scammers.
These are the people that are getting out rappers, right?
What about the white man, Trump?
What about people like me who felt abandoned by Obama?
Obama, greatest line of Trump in all of history.
@sithlordgroyper
Obama.
elijah schaffer
Obama.
I also like his second favorite one I got Tim Apple here.
CEO of Apple just becomes Tim Apple.
You know, Bill Microsoft and Tim Apple.
unidentified
We love that.
@sithlordgroyper
I liked Kambala.
unidentified
Kambala.
elijah schaffer
Throat goat.
@sithlordgroyper
I called her Kambala the whole time.
elijah schaffer
She should be called Kambala because her husband is Jewish.
And we say that positively here because that should be a positive term in 2026.
Because being Jewish means you're winning everywhere.
The Jews are winning everywhere, actually, guys.
And you're losing badly.
And I don't know if you know how bad this is, okay?
How bad things have gotten, how bad they're going to get, and how bad they truly are.
I found out that my neighbors were pouring milk in the local lake to celebrate another demon.
And fucking shit, that's not the weirdest thing that's happened in my neighborhood recently.
@sithlordgroyper
We'll see that at the end of the show.
elijah schaffer
The most base thing that happened in my neighborhood is that, obviously, you guys know I lost my house and I won it back in court.
And so we had to sort of move stuff back in to the home, which is like a first victory.
And nobody really cared about the divorce, don't cared about the move.
What they all asked about was what were black people doing in the neighborhood?
This is like the seventh time I've been approached by who were those black guys?
And so those are the movers, by the way.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So on a good note, America's still dysfunctional, but positively, we're all still concerned about blacks in our neighborhoods.
unidentified
True.
elijah schaffer
So that's kind of a win there.
It's a W.
The Muslims, the Sikhs, they're all upset about the blacks.
So, I mean, there is definitely a redeeming value to having all of your neighbors be named Abdul.
And I'm not joking.
I actually have a Muslim neighbor who's actually very cool.
He's like one of my only cool neighbors.
And the reason why he's cool is because he came up to me and said, Hey, it's so nice to have an American move into the neighborhood.
And I went, Oh, shit.
This is, I moved here pretty abruptly and I didn't look at the neighborhood.
And I was like, Oh, no.
And he said that.
He said, I'm happy to have an American move into the neighborhood.
And I was like, Wow.
@sithlordgroyper
That's how people, like, white people felt in the 60s.
Like, oh, it's so nice to have a Mexican here.
It's like, oh, this is nice.
It adds some flavor.
Now we're the Mexican in the neighborhood, or like, we're the Indian now.
elijah schaffer
No, we're so fucked up.
We're the spick, you dirty white spick.
@sithlordgroyper
Do Indians have a slur for us?
We got to look that up.
I bet they do.
We got to find that.
Mexican Flavor in the Neighborhood 00:15:30
@sithlordgroyper
Someone comment down in the chat, please.
elijah schaffer
It's called a God.
They call us God.
They all want to be white, they all want our women too.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Well, I thought this investigation is kind of interesting.
You know, you have this investigation going on.
Pretty extensively here into individuals in the country, uh, wondering basically who's funding our media.
And I thought that was ironic.
I was like, I could tell you, I've told you guys I was offered thousands of dollars to lie for the IDF.
I've literally have documents and documents, which I'm on NDA, but those are NDAs are not uh, federal investigations, uh, Trump and NDA.
So you're not allowed to publicly talk about things, but I've been in federal investigations multiple times.
And I said I would comply with the federal investigators, I would like to be investigated.
I totally appreciate, um, you know, any and all information.
I know Harmeet Dillon well, actually.
Who's one of the big proponents of this?
And I was there at the RNC and I watched the prayers to the demons and stuff like that.
I was there.
I remember I was so proud of her speaking and I put it up and I wasn't paying attention and I put the video up.
I was like, happy for my friend Harmite here because she helped me out of my January 6th investigation stuff.
So again, loyalty, frat stuff.
And I was like, wow, I have a friend in power.
Well, how's that going?
Like everything else, not very good.
Not very good, sir.
Not very good.
I like Harmite, though.
And that's my biggest downfall.
My biggest weakness is I end up liking people for who they are.
And I lose sight.
I have a little bit of that boomer brain.
And millennials have a little boomer brain in us.
Or we're like, but I love that person.
And it's like, yeah, but.
@sithlordgroyper
You lose sight of their angle.
elijah schaffer
You lose sight of the angle.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Everybody has one.
elijah schaffer
Everybody does.
Well, Trump, AF Post reported this.
President Trump is upset with Iran for charging fees to tankers going through the Strait of Hermuz days after calling it a beautiful thing.
And potential joint venture for the US.
Turns out we're not getting that money.
Donald Trump put out on Truth Social, currently the only person that writes on Truth Social that I know.
There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Harmos Strait.
They better not be.
And if they are, they better stop now.
President Donald J. Trump.
Hey, buddy, do you know how I love when people like put themselves as a sign off?
I was like, hey, buddy, it's from your account.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, yesterday, I think it was yesterday or two days ago, he commented and he said, That we want in on that.
He said, yeah, they're going to be charging fees to cross through the straight, and we are going to make it a joint venture.
Now he's saying they better not be doing it at all.
So that's interesting.
It's weird.
Why would he be doing that?
elijah schaffer
It's interesting.
It's an interesting prerogative.
@sithlordgroyper
That fucking TV.
What the fuck?
elijah schaffer
It's fine.
unidentified
It's fine.
@sithlordgroyper
Is that like an update?
unidentified
Is that what's happening?
@sithlordgroyper
I don't know.
Let's solve it live on air.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't matter.
@sithlordgroyper
There we go.
elijah schaffer
All right.
But that's just what's going on.
So we're still in the pilot episodes of relaunching right now, guys.
We're getting the tech ready.
We're getting the tech done in the studio.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, it's another flip flop from Trump.
It's like yesterday he's saying, We want in on this.
It's okay that they're charging fees.
That's a good idea.
It's smart.
We want in.
We want to cut.
And now he's flip flopping again.
I can only imagine it's because he's giving in to Israeli pressure to allow them to bomb Lemadon or whatever it is.
He's giving it to the Israelis again.
They brought him back in.
We were speculating a few days ago about if Trump is actually positioning himself away from the Israel lobby or if they're going to reel him back in as they always do.
Some people were giving him a little more credit.
I think I took the position that no, they're going to reel him back in and it's going to go back to normal.
And I think my position is the Iran war is going to start up again for some reason or the other.
I think it's a matter of time.
Maybe there's a pause for like six months to a year, but.
Eventually, we're getting back in, maybe under Rubio or something.
elijah schaffer
But well, we'll be we'll have boots on the ground at some point in Iran, yeah.
Okay, may not be this administration, it may be in future administrations, but I do believe Buchanan when he says that the crown jewel are boots on the ground.
Now, speaking of the Israel lobby, Randy Fine, a congressman from the great state of Florida.
Shout out to Florida, my home state, my residence state.
I'm still a resident there, actually.
We love Florida.
We love Florida.
We love the Florida courts, don't we, John?
@sithlordgroyper
I'm still a resident there, too.
elijah schaffer
We love them, except for that FBI shit.
I don't like that.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But Randy Fine came out as a lot of people said, hey, look, this is going on in Lebanon.
Lebanon is a highly Christian country, very advanced.
It's a modern country, Mediterranean.
It's, you know, I was going to say, you know, just a lot of people really have bought U.S. propaganda on Iran, on Russia, on China.
They think China is a bunch of peasants on bikes and.
It's a bunch of guys in turbans in Iran and Lebanon.
It's just really not what's going on here.
What did Randy Fine think when he said, hey, look, maybe they shouldn't be blowing up Lebanon because a lot of Christians are there and we are a Christian nation.
So maybe we shouldn't be sponsoring the carpet bombing and ethnic cleansing of a nation that has done no wrong to us and whose population serves the same God we do.
What did Randy Fine say?
markie martin
Right on the screen here, we have a live look of Beirut, Lebanon.
And of course, attacks have continued there.
Yesterday was the deadliest day in attacks.
That we've seen in the latest Israel Hezbollah war.
You're one of the few Jewish members of Congress, staunch supporter of Israel, its right to defend itself, of course.
Do you support their continued deadly strikes on Lebanon and their argument that the ceasefire doesn't apply there?
And do you think it risks a fracture with the White House during this war?
randy fine
There's a lot of questions there.
The key question is does it risk a fracture with the White House?
I would say no.
The president has been very clear the ceasefire with Iran did not include Hezbollah.
So, no, I don't think it.
Fractures that at all.
But Israel is not attacking Lebanon.
Israel is attacking Hezbollah.
And Lebanon had an obligation to deal with Hezbollah, to control them and to stop them from firing rockets at Israel, which, by the way, includes 700,000 Americans.
Lebanon has failed to do that.
Hezbollah has failed to disarm.
And so Israel is doing what is necessary to not only protect Israelis, but the Americans who live there.
unidentified
Looking ahead.
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
It's always, oh, it's for the Americans.
Aren't they?
Didn't they take.
10% of Lebanon already.
elijah schaffer
20%.
@sithlordgroyper
Is it twines up to 20%?
elijah schaffer
They've annexed 20% of the country.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, no, but they're doing it for us, bro.
elijah schaffer
Doing it for the Americans.
@sithlordgroyper
They're doing it for us.
I feel a lot safer.
I don't know about you.
I'm really happy with this, actually.
elijah schaffer
I remember my friend Jonathan's mom, Cynthia.
She died from fentanyl.
White family, two handsome white sons.
Absolutely.
Chad, dad, a very loving mother.
May she rest in peace.
And I remember the first time I got introduced to Fent overdoses.
And at her funeral, people got up and talked about their family members who died from fentanyl overdoses.
This was during the height of the Sackler family, their reign of terror in the United States, another Jewish family who did Percocets for the Americans, percocetsforchrist.com.
And I'm really wondering do I like being an American or do I really care about America if everything that's pro American just fucks over the people here, kills us, poisons us, destroys us, cheats us, removes our rights, removes our liberties?
Do I really feel pro America when the pro American position is to spend our money on things that hurt our people?
It's sort of backwards.
It's an ultimate test of gaslighting.
Obviously, people will quote me and be like, you know, he's become pro Iran or whatever.
But the question is, is.
What are we planning on doing for the Iranian people?
We don't even help our own people.
Why would the Iranian people believe that if they regime change, we can help them for their people?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, they're getting smart about it, I think.
The post we put up earlier about Trump condemning them charging fees in the straight, it kind of goes to show.
They are winning.
They don't trust us anymore, and they have no reason to trust us, and they're cutting us out of any deals they want to make.
They're being very reluctant to engage with us diplomatically, and they have every reason to do so.
Frankly, I'm surprised they're even coming to the table.
I believe there's going to be a peace talk summit on Saturday.
elijah schaffer
Right here.
Here it is.
unidentified
Pakistan.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, is this it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, here it is.
Check this out.
Fox News reported this.
peter doocy
Pakistan in person peace talks, and this is what the table is going to look like for what could be JD Vance's biggest assignment yet as vice president.
He will be there.
Steve Witkopf, the special envoy, will be there.
Jared Kushner, another.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if I really want to die or want my sons to die.
@sithlordgroyper
What's going on?
elijah schaffer
For somebody named Daggy, Madanga Bamjo, or whatever.
We got our mail today.
Oh, there you go.
From the previous tenant.
You got that.
I just started playing.
unidentified
Great clip.
elijah schaffer
It's not us.
unidentified
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
There we go.
Let's try again here.
peter doocy
Parliament speaker who has been talking to President Trump, Mohammed Bagger Galabaff, and then Abbas Aragachi, the foreign minister.
Officials here are not negotiating in public about how much points have to go to end this military campaign in the Middle East, but it is very notable.
Both here at the White House and at the Pentagon, officials are starting to refer to Epic Fury in the past tense, something that happened, something that.
elijah schaffer
All right, so Peter Ducey, I think that's his name, unfortunate name, Mr. Ducey.
You ever clean your Deucey out in the shower?
unidentified
That doesn't sound good.
elijah schaffer
Well, Peter Deucey.
unidentified
Deucey.
elijah schaffer
Deucey.
Peter Deucey is saying that there's going to be peace talks.
Jared Kushner is not an elected individual.
Why is he in foreign countries in the most integral and strategic meetings?
Well, he's Trump's son in law.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, he's the president, basically.
He's effectively the president, it seems like.
He's everywhere, he's all over the place.
Seems like everything involving Iran or peace talks.
I think everybody on this peace talk council is Jewish as well.
I could be wrong about that.
I believe that's true.
There's three people that Trump's bringing.
It's three Jews.
It's like, okay.
I think it's over.
Is it over, Elijah?
Is it over?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
It's not over.
It's not close to being over yet.
In fact, this will possibly span decades from here.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, you were talking about earlier.
It's like, are you pro America?
I think we are pro what America should be.
elijah schaffer
The pro America agenda.
@sithlordgroyper
We are very anti what America is today.
elijah schaffer
I'm against the regime.
I'm not for this regime.
And I called a regime, like I called Biden a regime.
And Republicans didn't call me anti American when I was against the Biden regime.
I do think that I'm not in favor of the Trump regime, and it's a very dark place to be.
You know, I've effectively lobbied pretty extensively for Republicans in every election, this is an election year.
This is a year where I could probably use a little bit of money.
I can make somewhere between 60 to 100 grand pretty easily, like just lobbying on the side for candidates.
And I don't think anything's going to change whether they get elected or not, to be quite frank with you.
It doesn't look like Republicans care about infrastructure.
It doesn't look like they care about the price and the cost of living.
Americans are barely affording to get by.
And that's a truthful statement.
They're not getting by with savings, and they're not better off now.
And Mario Nafal published this that the inside story of how the war started is more damning than anyone imagined.
According to this post here, the New York Times just published the most detailed account yet of Trump's decision to attack Iran.
Every American should read it.
February 11th, Netanyahu arrives at the White House for a classified situation room briefing, Mossad on the screens behind him.
He plays Trump a video montage of potential new Iranian leaders, including the exiled son of the Shah.
He tells Trump regime change is within reach.
The missile program can be destroyed in weeks.
Iran won't be able to close Hormuz.
Retaliations against U.S. interests would be minimal.
Trump's response sounds good to me.
Every single one of these assurances turned out to be wrong.
Iran did close her moves.
Retaliations hit six countries.
The missile program survived underground.
The regime consolidated power instead of collapsing.
And 44 days later, Trump accepted a ceasefire on Iranian terms.
February 26, the final situation, we're meeting.
Trump goes around the table.
Vance says, You know, I think this is a bad idea, but if you want to do it, I'll support you.
Rubio says, If the goals regime change, we shouldn't do it.
Chung, the comms director, warned it contradicted everything that they'd said for eight months about Iranian nuclear facilities being destroyed.
Remember that one?
Remember, I was just like a 12 day war or whatever.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
And it was like, supposed to be two weeks tops.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I remember that.
I remember being told too that we had won victory.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You anti Magat.
You traitor.
So they told me the CIA director said the regime change was possibly just mean killing the supreme leader.
Nobody said no.
Everyone deferred to the president's instincts.
The treasurer, secretary, and energy and secretary, the two people who would need to manage their largest oil supply disruption in history, weren't even in the room.
Neither was the director of national intelligence.
Chelsea Gabbard, who did obviously oppose the war and had a hard time bluffing that she supported it.
That's why he's fired her.
The next day aboard Air Force One, 22 minutes before the military deadline, Trump set six words Operation Epic Fury is approved.
No aborts.
Good luck.
Isn't that crazy that our government is just decided by some deranged individual who has allegiance to Israel?
@sithlordgroyper
I actually almost like that.
I know that's kind of a hot take, but I think that's kind of how it should be.
It's just a shame that his calls are always abrasive to the American people's.
Wishes and desires.
elijah schaffer
It's like, but you just missed the second part of what I said.
I said, but whose allegiance is to another country's intelligence.
unidentified
Like, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like he didn't just say, he just goes at, he's like, yep, well, Israel said it, so it's my word too.
randy fine
Let's go.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And everyone, every one of the Americans is like, I just wouldn't do this, sir.
Yeah, but they all, but the Israelis said, well, because he'll fire you.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He'll fire you.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, that's a good precedent to set.
I like that part, but all of his actions are going against everything I voted for him for.
elijah schaffer
It's unfortunate.
It's really not great.
It's a slow news day today, guys.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, very slow.
elijah schaffer
And, um, I'm not exactly stoked.
@sithlordgroyper
It's a rough day.
But, at Riff TV.
elijah schaffer
Funny enough, as much flack as you guys give him, a childhood friend of mine, Benny Johnson, who, by the way, it was put out that we used to have lots of sleepovers growing up, never had a sleepover with Benny Johnson.
Just want to clarify that.
I've never slept in a room with Benny Johnson before as a child or an adult.
Not that there'd be anything wrong with that.
I'm not saying that there's any reason, but that never happened.
One of the many things I've been reading about myself recently that are just not true.
But Benny Johnson clearly is not getting to bed with Israel.
And I do worry about him because he is the Republican poster boy.
And now he's kind of realizing hey, you know, it's like, yeah, you know, supporting Trump, you do have to support what he says, but the base has abandoned him.
More or less, he's abandoned the base.
And his strategies are just not really doing anything for anyone.
Benny Johnson and Israel Ideologies 00:14:32
elijah schaffer
You know, you ever seen a fat stripper?
I once went to a strip club, not me, my friend went.
I'm sorry.
I went with a friend and I stayed outside, of course.
And he went.
And he told me this.
@sithlordgroyper
I was the friend.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he told me this.
I didn't go.
I didn't go.
There was a pregnant woman stripping, like it's just sad, like a village woman or something, like a peasant physiognomy.
It was fat, like a baby and stripping.
And it's like, you know, you have a sort of a feeling of like, well, that's not good.
You know, it's like, that's when you feel morally wrong, you know?
When you know they like, if like, when it's all the only problems, they didn't have a father in their life.
You're like, okay, well, you're in the right job, lady.
But there's a certain point where you're just kind of like, this isn't good for them.
And I feel like we're getting into a point where that's kind of how people see the American people.
It's like they're pregnant and we're stripping for money.
And we're like, it's like no matter how much you want to support Trump, things aren't doing well for the American people.
I have to kind of have a moral backbone here.
I think Benny's saying, Benny's realizing you got to have a moral backbone.
You know, you can only sort of grift the media for as long as you can.
Before you're like, people are burning down toilet paper factories because they're not getting paid enough to live.
Listen, our greatest ally?
benny johnson
Yeah, I don't think so.
Honestly, it's about time to hear this story reported.
Much has been made about Israel and their effects on President Trump and how we got into the war with Iran.
But now it has been officially told from the inside by the New York Times to stenographers and stalkers of President Trump at the New York Times.
Directly from the White House, B.B. Netanyahu's lies to the president that were called bullshit by his own cabinet, that were called farcical by the CIA.
And nonetheless, the Israeli government went to the White House and lied to Trump again and again.
Trump decided to act on Iran anyway.
And this story proves exactly why.
You can agree or disagree, but it's the way that it happened, all the way down to the detail of where people were sitting in the room when B.B. Well, we read the story there.
elijah schaffer
And the problem with this story.
remains unequivocally and demonstrably blunt.
We are all going to have to go to an island.
I'm gonna give you guys all a cup of Kool Aid.
And you're gonna see Jesus Christ.
You're gonna meet God.
No, you're gonna go down.
You're gonna, no, the thing is, you're gonna see probably hell.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You're gonna see Dick Cheney.
That's who you're gonna see.
You're about to meet Dick Cheney.
Thought you were gonna get virgins in heaven.
Now you're getting dicked down by Cheney.
Dick Cheney.
He's gonna shoot with a shotgun and blame the devil.
@sithlordgroyper
It's kind of interesting that he's taking this position, though, and it is significant.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's a narrative shift.
It's a overton window shift that the Republican poster boy is like, I don't think they're our greatest ally.
That's, of course, like Matt Walsh saying, I don't think we should give foreign aid to Israel.
It's a weak position, but it is a position.
@sithlordgroyper
They're criticizing the Israeli government, and that is the core problem with this.
And a lot of people are starting to do this.
You know, Tucker Carlson, he's probably the head honcho of this.
He's criticizing the Israeli government, he's criticizing Netanyahu, but he is not criticizing world Jewry.
And that's a big issue because the problem resides not with just Israel, but also Jewishness.
And it can't be understated.
And they're not willing to go that far, unfortunately.
And until they start saying these things, I don't think real tangible progress is ever really going to happen.
unidentified
Well, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And what Israel's doing is unbelievable.
They're literally holocausting lots and lots of people.
And we're going to start calling everything like, dude, listen, I am very Jewish by nature because, like, I'll stub my toe and I'll call it a Holocaust.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's how I am.
I'm like, fucking, just like another Holocaust.
unidentified
You may do that too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
Everything's the end of the world for me.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but, you know, like the other day, I remember, like, I had a Gatorade in the fridge and Georgie drank it and I was like, this is worse than the Holocaust because this actually happened.
You know what I mean?
You actually drank it.
@sithlordgroyper
Did I drink your Gatorade?
unidentified
You did.
@sithlordgroyper
My bad, bro.
I don't even remember that.
I don't drink Gatorade.
elijah schaffer
I know you don't.
@sithlordgroyper
You sure that was me?
elijah schaffer
I know you don't.
@sithlordgroyper
Will that have been one of the other twinks that pulled through?
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
There's a lot of them.
A lot of twinks in this house.
@sithlordgroyper
We had eight this last week.
unidentified
Eight?
elijah schaffer
More like 80.
I can't count them, just like dead kids decapitated in Gaza.
There's just a lot of them, and you don't know where they come from.
Jokes aside, Australian Talk is talking about how severe this actually is.
@sithlordgroyper
Shout out, Australian Talk.
Go follow it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, go follow Australian Talk.
Scale of the discretion is unimaginable for the people living there.
Watch this.
sara sidner
We have some really disturbing new information out of Israel.
The Israeli Prime Minister's spokesman just confirmed.
Babies and toddlers were found with their heads decapitated.
abby martin
There's no excuse whatsoever.
They are complicit in this.
But you see Israel buying up media outlets.
benjamin netanyahu
We have to fight with the weapons that apply to the battlefields in which we're engaged.
And the most important ones are the social media.
And the most important purchase that is going on right now is.
unidentified
Last.
TikTok.
benjamin netanyahu
TikTok.
Number one.
abby martin
You see Israeli billionaires trying to tamp down on the narrative.
They're desperate.
They're desperate because they know that's the only way they'll survive is to try to convince the world of the opposite of what we're all seeing.
So that's why you see these desperate, pathetic influencers just spewing lies.
xaviaer durousseau
I'm here in Gaza, and all I see is food, water, and opportunity.
But instead of Hamas distributing the ramen noodles, they're eating it all, and that's why their leaders are on Ozempic.
abby martin
Because it's all they have left.
They don't have anything.
Anything anymore, but it's too late.
We're never going to forget what it looks like when Palestinians hold their children in plastic bags.
No one can forget that.
I'm never going to forget the sound of a drone emitting a crying baby so it can massacre children who come out of their homes.
And get lured like a cat and mouse.
No one's going to forget that.
No one's going to forget what it looks like in Gaza today.
You can't wash that away.
You can't paper over that with degenerate propaganda, base level lies.
No one's going to paper over the unvarnished truth of what we've all witnessed.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they will, actually.
They're going to, and they're going to write the same people that wrote the last textbooks are going to write the next textbooks because now they're updated on iPads.
You stupid bitch.
Don't you know how it all works?
Your children are being given iPads, not even Apple, being given Android tablets.
What's more disrespectful, Gaza or your tax dollars buying Android tablets?
Equitable, in my opinion.
Because I just read my child's equitable tablet and it said Gaza actually wasn't destroyed.
Panicking.
You panicking.
You did it again.
You doubted Trump.
unidentified
Ooh.
elijah schaffer
Kids are being blown up and stuff.
Hey, but at least your gas is six dollars.
Well, I mean, you're killing Christians and bombing the sepulcher and just doing bad things, you know, and like they're just like spitting on Christians.
Okay, you fucking fake MAGA.
You were never MAGA.
We got wars to fight, bitch.
We got Lebanon to bomb, bitch.
We got Christians to massacre, motherfucker.
unidentified
Okay, well.
harvey levin
I know, but I just want to be able to pay rent.
unidentified
I want a place to live.
elijah schaffer
So do the Lebanese.
Thank God they don't have places to live because Israel needs a buffer zone.
Maybe you understand what Israel's going through.
They don't have enough houses in countries that aren't theirs.
Maybe you should give your house to them.
Whining little fake MAGA.
I got to go suck Mark Levin's micro penis.
I'll be right back.
unidentified
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, no.
That's how it feels like being an American in 2026.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, she said something important there.
elijah schaffer
She said between 26 and 27.
Yeah, exactly.
@sithlordgroyper
She said that is their whole game is convincing, doing these atrocities and then convincing the people or convincing the governments to cover it up for them.
That's been their game since the very beginning, since Israel was established.
elijah schaffer
Wait, Jews lie about atrocities?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, they've been doing it for.
2000 years.
elijah schaffer
If they're covering up atrocities that really did happen, do you think they could fake atrocities that never happened?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, probably.
They could, yeah.
Well, I don't know.
If you're talking about the Holocaust, I think that definitely happened and it was probably way over 6 million.
elijah schaffer
Isn't it sad?
unidentified
That's all.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'm going to watch my mouth.
But, anyways, isn't it just sad?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, it's a shame that that's their game.
And she's seemingly hopeful that people are going to wake up and take notice of this and start making moves to do something about it.
I think it's pretty clear that nobody's actually doing that.
I don't want to shit on Tim Poole, but, you know, he's backing Trump.
A lot of these people are backing Trump.
Tucker, he may be going outside of the MAGA circles, but he's still only talking about Israel as a government and not world Jewry.
And as long as we can't talk about world Jewry, we're never going to do anything about this.
And, I mean, it is kind of over unless you're willing to say the hard things that nobody really wants to talk about and get into these ideologies that were able to.
Resist the world Jewry system and do something about it.
And until you're willing to embrace some of these systems and ideas, I mean, it is over for you as a people, as a country, and potentially even your religion overall.
elijah schaffer
Listen, and I'm going to keep out of the details.
I'll focus mostly here quickly on the FBI proxy litigation, but I've been involved in three litigations right now three litigations that largely put into play my extremist views.
Guys, I'm going to tell you the truth.
It's so bad.
That my ex wife brought into play my views on Israel and Jews as a reason for me to not be like a fit father.
I'm just gonna be honest with that.
And the judge said, This is that's the only part I'm gonna bring up.
He said, This is very concerning.
So, like, you could be going, like, this is gonna affect every area of your lives.
Okay, I'm telling you this right now.
It's going to get down to the fact when they said, We're going to take your kids or we're going to take these people away from you.
You know, when they said, You know, we're going to, you know, remember that?
Remember the National Jewish Conference?
The girl said that?
She's like, You know, when you try to date, we're going to take it away from you.
Look, if you're anti Semitic, you can't go on Tinder.
Okay.
And they do.
They'll delete you from me against Jews.
@sithlordgroyper
They'll ban your Pornhub account.
unidentified
They will.
@sithlordgroyper
They took mine too.
elijah schaffer
No, but I'm saying, like, the crazy part is that in a custody battle, which is active, the judge is considering my views on Jews and Israel.
That's, he's considering that.
And that's very serious, right?
In my lawsuit with Alexis Wilkins.
There's really nothing about honeypots or her.
There's one page on it, one page.
The rest of the document is about my views on Israel.
And what happened, like I've mentioned, what happened if you missed the whole video, the same day that all that stuff went public for Milo, the false public assassinations, we had an immediate rush judgment from the Florida court that said that they're going to elevate the case from the FBI proxies, which, you know, my haters are like, they're not all connected.
Really?
Well, that's interesting because that's really convenient timing, right?
It's really convenient timing.
My car is found at NATO.
A public assassination attempt counts a character, and then I get a rush judgment in an FBI case where they said, We're going to take all of his thoughts, all of his opinions about Israel.
This is, this is in, you can go check this public docket.
All of the stuff he says about Israel from now up until the trial is now put into place.
What does my opinions on Israel have to do with my opinions on Alexis Wilkins?
Well, my lawyer said the judge is essentially saying, If you just, you shouldn't mention Israel or Jews up until the trial.
And if you lose the trial, they'll probably put a gag on you that you can't talk about Israel and the Jews.
And so I'm in several very high profile litigation, meaning whether or not I get to have my kids.
It's not about drugs.
It's not about alcohol.
It's not about anything real.
It's about my extremist views on Jews.
And I'll publish that eventually.
These are sealed documents now, but I'll show you guys.
I'll come with the receipts.
And that's scary.
And I only bring up the relatability to that because guess what nobody said in the Alexis Wilkins case?
Guess what nobody says in the custody battle?
Guess what nobody says in the media?
Guess what nobody says at Media Matters?
They don't say that my views are incorrect, they don't say that they're wrong.
It's what this woman said.
They just say those aren't the views we want you to have.
And they will take things from you, just like Kanye, they took his business, they took his money, they took his life.
harvey levin
Why?
elijah schaffer
Because of his opinions on Israel.
He just got his entire tour canceled in the UK because the Jewish council came together and said, you can't have an opinion on Jews.
You can't play music, you can't play rap music about niggers killing each other because you don't like Jews.
unidentified
I have a question.
@sithlordgroyper
That's crazy.
When did, when you were doing some lobbying stuff, when did that end for you?
And what caused that?
Because I know it ties into this larger story here.
About your life.
I mean, why not?
Let's talk about it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that was the same day, actually.
The vice president or director of the NGO lobbying group, which due to NDAs, we won't mention, but everyone's very familiar with them.
And people say, Oh, so you're a registered lobbyist?
No, no, no, no.
That's like thinking that Israel doesn't lobby the government because they only, you know, under FARA, they only do a small amount of money.
It's like, they don't lobby under FARA.
@sithlordgroyper
It's a good thing if we're doing it.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but they don't lobby under FARA.
But I directly, and I've been open, you know, Like Tim Sheehy, for instance, people that actually are pro Israel now that are in office.
I lobbied for them.
And I'm open about that.
I lobbied for cash.
I got paid to lobby for Kash Patel to become, to push him through the Senate hearings.
Lobbying End and Vindictive Brother 00:16:16
elijah schaffer
Those are a few people that I'll say because those things got leaked and my name got leaked in that.
But I was open about it from the beginning.
I always tell people, like, you know what?
Hey, yeah, the Republican Party is paying this organization and they're paying us to push this.
That's why when I say that people are getting paid for everything, everything's getting paid.
I'm just one of the only people that admit it that I'm doing that.
@sithlordgroyper
And at what point did you turn on cash in general?
unidentified
What?
@sithlordgroyper
Do you think that has something to do with it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was with the Epstein files and his covering for Israel.
Okay.
And so I started doing an expose on it.
I started releasing information, talking poorly about him.
And then what's even crazier is that now that I'm getting tried for $5 million, which again, they want my social media accounts.
That's what they want is retribution.
They want to shut down my ex primarily.
They want that as the asset because it's allegedly worth like a million and a half dollars or something like that, like $1.8 million.
So they want my accounts to silence my voice.
It's funny because Alexis Wilkins just publicly accused me, Kyle Serfman, and others of being paid by Russia, Qatar, and other foreign agents.
She accused us of being foreign agents.
She didn't say your name.
Oh, well, guess what?
She implied it was us.
I thought implication defamation is what we're doing here these days.
So she implied it was us.
@sithlordgroyper
There was something important about that.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm coming into this.
Is that the same day that Milo came out with all this stuff, a Jewish gay guy, by the way, where my brother in law worked with the Jewish person?
He worked with the Jews and worked with the FBI.
We have this, it's in court.
He worked with the FBI, with Cash's FBI, and with Milo.
Okay, this is on record.
@sithlordgroyper
What appears the whole dossier was essentially, it was, it was, Created to use against you in the Alexis Wilkins case.
unidentified
Yes.
Yes.
elijah schaffer
He created it.
That's what I'm saying.
He created it in the divorce.
And he goes, I want to use all of this.
This is what my brother in law says.
I need a meeting.
@sithlordgroyper
This is at the end of the dossier.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he goes, I need a meeting.
This dossier leaked to me by Teals Camp says, I want to use all this information to testify directly on behalf of Alexis Wilkins and to deposition.
I need a meeting with Cash.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Please give me contact with Cash and I'd be happy to testify against my brother in law and tell you about how anti Semitic he is and all these things.
Essentially, there you go.
So then you see that it's all about my marriage in this.
So he uses that at the end and goes, I need a meeting.
Here's Milo.
Can you help facilitate this meeting with cash?
Why would you ask Milo to help facilitate a meeting with cash if Milo is not an FBI informant?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And I've said Milo's an FBI informant multiple times.
I haven't gotten lawsuits, I haven't been served.
People, that's a very big accusation.
But he is.
He is a federal informant.
He knows he is too.
And the funny thing is, nobody cares though.
And they still have him on their show and they hang out and they talk to us.
Like, that's an FBI informant.
That's a federal informant who's boasted about that in private emails and text messages that have been leaked.
And you have this guy who's out there doing that.
And then people will take what he posts about me and they're like, oh, it's crazy.
You guys are siding with the FBI, the Israeli FBI deep state against your own people.
And what's even crazier is then what happens?
Then in my divorce, it gets testified that I'm anti Semitic.
And by the way, what ended up in my divorce?
What ended up in my custody hearing?
My trial with Alexis Wilkins.
It's a huge part of it.
Look at this guy.
He makes things up.
He thinks that people are honeypots.
He's insane.
And you're like, what the fuck does my personal opinions about Alexis Wilkins in a meme have to do with my divorce?
What does my divorce have to do with Alexis Wilkins?
Whoa, why is Israel in my divorce?
Why is Israel in my custody case?
Why is Israel in a lawsuit?
Why is everyone talking about my opinions on Israel in my whole life?
What is up with that?
Well, I can tell you, coincidences do happen.
You can watch the whole video back there, but it's like, do you really get your car found?
Your brother flees to Serbia.
Your wife flees the country with your kids.
You get a public assassination attempt.
You get a rush order in the same 24 hours.
And it's all about Israel and Israel's in everything.
And they'd be like, oh, you just like to blame the Jews.
I didn't say that the Jews made me post something about Alexis.
I didn't say that the Jews caused my lawsuit.
I didn't say the Jews caused my divorce.
I didn't say that the Jews made anyone do anything.
I just said that Israel.
And my opinions on Jewish people happen to be involved heavily in every single one of these predicaments.
So much so, so much so, so much so that I even found out that with my car being stolen, one of the things that my brother in law was telling people was like, oh, he thinks the Jews did it.
I never said that one.
I don't think the Jews stole my car.
I think my brother in law had my car stolen.
That's what the government thinks, that's what the investigation thinks as well, and my firearms as well.
Possibly working with one of my old employees.
Who needs to lawyer the fuck up?
I will see you later this year.
However, point being is that it's like, it's not my fault that they all want to talk about Israel.
And I just thought that was so funny that it's like, you know, you used to have to like beat the shit out of your kids and your wife or something to lose to like, by the way, I didn't lose custody of my kids or anything like that, by the way.
That's not what happened.
Marth just absconded with the children.
unidentified
She just left.
elijah schaffer
And then she told the court because I'm an extremist in my views on Israel, put their limb at risk or something.
And this is all in records.
This is all in court record.
And I'm like, and I told the court, I go, My brother in law is the biggest anti Semitic guy that I know.
He hates Jewish people.
So much so, this girl, Branham Morello, he had a crush on her and he hated her because he hated himself because she was Jewish and he had a crush on a Jewish woman.
And then I see her at CPAC.
She starts cursing me out, saying, Your employees told me that, you know, that you told them that I had sex with you.
I never, Branham Morello, I never fucking said that.
unidentified
Oh, who told you?
elijah schaffer
The employees who wrote the dossier?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I never said that.
Why would I say that?
That's the stupidest shit.
Like, I can get pussy.
I don't need to lie about it.
I think that's kind of what the biggest scandal has been in my life is that I can't.
But the jokes aside, the jokes aside here, like, I'm no normal guy.
unidentified
We have what?
elijah schaffer
You know, between all of our platforms, we have like 1,000, 1,500 people watching live.
We are not in this massive, you know, show.
We can't get our TV working.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, while you fix that, I'd like to say something.
unidentified
Yeah.
Go ahead.
@sithlordgroyper
You know, I have an outside perspective on this and hearing Elijah talk about this, obviously, he's passionate.
I think sometimes people will.
Kind of use that to discredit the story, but here's how it appears to me.
This might be a different angle than you've heard.
elijah schaffer
You've seen the court docs, you've seen them all.
@sithlordgroyper
I've seen everything.
And here's what I think happened.
I'm speculating here, so don't use this against me in court or something, but this is how it appears to me.
Francis Moon, at some point six months before the divorce, he decided to turn on Elijah for whatever reasons he had, I'm not sure.
At that point, He decided, I'm going to build this dossier about him over the course of the next six months, and I will use my family who's involved in his life, who lived with him.
So he had his in laws and his wife living with him.
And because he is the brother of the wife, he obviously is closer with the family.
And I think he kind of planted stories in their head about Elijah, and he over exaggerated things that may have happened or may not have happened.
And over the course of the next six months, he sort of programmed his family to hate Elijah, to come after him, and they.
Poisoned his wife's mind against him.
And this only happened after the in laws moved into his house.
And that's very interesting because then he became outnumbered in his own household and the power circulated seemingly around the brother in law who had this whole plan, which I really doubt he let the family in on to begin with.
And over the next six months, he built this dossier.
He worked with Milo Yiannopoulos, Milo Yiannopoulos, to destroy Elijah's career.
And at the end of this dossier, he says, I would like to give all this information to Kash Patel and Alexis Wilkins to prosecute Elijah and put him in jail.
He wants to put him in jail, and he's working with.
elijah schaffer
For my opinions on Israel, by the way.
@sithlordgroyper
For his opinions on Israel.
I mean, to me, it doesn't, it seems like a vindictive person who has a, you know, and in the dossier, it looks like he has a crush on Elijah or something like that.
It does seem very strange.
It's like how you talk about an ex girlfriend or something.
I think at some point he got jealous, maybe jealous of his popularity and fame and thought, oh, maybe I, you know, I could do what he does or maybe I'm better than him in some way.
He doesn't deserve it.
elijah schaffer
He says in the dossier, he wants to be my son's dad.
@sithlordgroyper
He became vindictive about the whole thing.
And, you know, These feelings, hatred, it stirs in someone's soul and they do things that are highly inappropriate and highly destructive and they don't think these things all the way through.
And what happened to Elijah is extremely unfair.
The stories about him and everything that's been spreading about him are very untrue.
He has a great character, he's a great person.
He cares about his friends very deeply, he cares about his children very deeply, and he cares about his ex wife very deeply.
And he doesn't really understand why all these people turned against him the way they did.
And it's very confusing for everybody involved, frankly.
And I think it's even confusing for his family and his ex wife.
And I don't think anyone really has all the details, especially not that party and especially not us.
But what happened, it seems very evil.
It seems very vindictive.
And it's really not right what happened to him.
And people need to, and especially on our side of the party, on the America First Coalition, we need to recklessly defend our allies and friends who fight for our country and fight for our religion.
And fight for our identity as Americans.
And yeah, it's just time to get over these things and start to trust the people who have been fighting for you from the beginning.
And yeah, that's all I have to say about it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I'll end here.
We bring that up because it's not personal.
This is not personal stuff.
Some of these court documents are sealed, they'll all be public eventually, but a lot of these are public.
My point is that this war on Israel, this thing, it's quite interesting to me that.
You know, all that people have done to me is try to say I'm a bad person and, you know, fight my credibility.
But no one can point out anywhere where I've lied or explain what I've done that's illegal or what I've done that's improper or explain what really has happened.
Essentially, like, it's crazy to me that Jews are so powerful that they can just say things and you guys are fucking stupid.
Not you, but the American people are just fucking retarded and they believe it.
And it's like, that's why they do it.
Cause everyone's, yes, stupid Goyem, just take what we put on the internet and believe it because we put it on the internet.
And it's like, My reputation speaks for itself.
I have been unequivocally based.
I have never capitulated to the federal government.
I've never capitulated to any crazy investigations to divulge any information about patriots or our friends or our allies.
I've always gotten our best fighters' backs.
I've always used my platforms to promote people who didn't deserve it, who I didn't benefit from, who I would hurt from.
I've always had a desire to hire people and to help boost people and to promote people who don't deserve it, who didn't need it, who I felt like just could use a helping hand.
And what happened was, I flew a little too close to the sun.
And, you know, I really resonate with Kanye West a lot because, you know, I just got to say, everyone knew, you know, I'm not going to say anything about my family, but, you know, even my ex wife, I love her a lot.
I have nothing ill to say about her.
And I also have nothing ill to say about anyone except for Francis Moon, really.
Justice always comes, and we'll leave it at that.
And I never forget.
I'll never, ever, ever forget any of you in what you've done.
And we'll leave it there.
@sithlordgroyper
And neither should the audience.
elijah schaffer
Neither should you guys.
And we're going to have a long life and a lot of fun ahead, Francis.
Buckle up, Buckaroo.
@sithlordgroyper
For the next 40 years, pal.
elijah schaffer
40 years, Buckaroo.
I know your name.
I know your family.
I know who you are.
I know what you did.
And I will make sure that we get justice.
@sithlordgroyper
Irish last 43 says, if you're principled, you are a problem for many.
elijah schaffer
I agree on that.
@sithlordgroyper
That's extremely true.
Really great comment there.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to turn that shit off for right now.
I don't know what happened.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we'll fix that another time.
We got an issue.
We're going to have to hardwire that thing in.
And whoever mounted it did not put the HDMI cables out.
So, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, we had a black person.
@sithlordgroyper
The black screen is kind of nice for this.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we'll just do a black screen.
Black screen of death.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
And that being said, it's like the idea of never forgetting.
And if you're threatened by that, like justice means that the right thing will be done.
So if anyone tries to turn what I said there, I didn't threaten to do anything and I threatened anyone.
I just said, I will get justice.
Justice means that the right thing will occur, that people will, the right thing will happen.
And if the right things happen, you didn't do anything wrong, then you shouldn't be scared, Francis.
You shouldn't be nervous.
@sithlordgroyper
You shouldn't have moved to Serbia.
You shouldn't have moved to Serbia with a stolen car.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
After having a car stolen, allegedly, you shouldn't have started telling everyone that I lost it in a botched drug deal when I don't do drugs.
So that's interesting.
You shouldn't have gone around telling everyone in that dossier, like, try to get ahead of yourself and make up alibis and explain things.
If you weren't guilty and you didn't have the car stolen, Francis, why do you talk about it to people so much?
It's interesting because both the state of Virginia, the Florida State Police, and federal investigators think that you did it.
So you said, I'm afraid Elijah's going to get me banned because I got you a visa to the US.
I want you to return to the United States, buddy.
I hope you return to the United States.
And I've mentioned I have a gift for you.
It's a nice packet and you're easy to find.
And you've already been found.
People have already located you, by the way.
So you're not hiding very well.
But ultimately speaking, as you've gone around and you've moved places, you've moved around.
I don't know if you're even there anymore, considering the fact of where we found you.
But you just got to know you can't hide.
You can't run forever.
And I've got the rest of my life to deal with you.
And so don't do mean things to people, guys.
Don't do illegal things to people.
It's you always it always catch up to you eventually.
But I say that in love.
I said that in love.
unidentified
I said in love.
elijah schaffer
I said with no malice.
I just Criminals deserve to go to jail and people who lie deserve to be sued.
@sithlordgroyper
And justice will be had.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they deserve that.
And that's why I was gonna say, people don't forget one of these next topics is Melania.
Very interesting.
Melania Trump specifically.
The Iran war subsided for what?
Well, it's not really subsided.
It's just in a ceasefire for two days.
And Melania Trump is already back talking about the Epstein files.
Do you know for a while, for my set, it was just a black curtain in my room?
@sithlordgroyper
Was it really?
elijah schaffer
For like six months in Australia.
Yeah, it's not a bad look.
@sithlordgroyper
You got the blonde hair.
You got the black curtain back.
We're back, baby.
elijah schaffer
We're back.
unidentified
We are back.
@sithlordgroyper
You got the Trump shirt on.
elijah schaffer
Blonde hair and a Trump shirt.
unidentified
Listen to this.
melania knauss trump
And now is the time for Congress to act.
Epstein was not alone.
Several prominent male executives resigned from their powerful positions after this matter became widely politicized.
Of course, this doesn't amount to guilt, but we still must work openly and transparently to uncover the truth.
I call on Congress to provide the women.
Who have been victimized by Epstein with a public hearing specifically centered around the survivors.
Give these victims their opportunity to testify under oath in front of Congress with the power of sworn testimony.
Each and every woman should have her day to tell her story in public if she wishes, and then her testimony should be permanently entered into the Congressional.
Leaked Stories and Personal Attacks 00:07:02
elijah schaffer
I don't think she knows either.
@sithlordgroyper
She doesn't know the whole story.
Trump hid a lot from her.
elijah schaffer
I think Trump sent her a message when he buried his ex wife on a golf course to get tax breaks and to turn it into a cemetery.
unidentified
It's a hot take.
elijah schaffer
I think he did it to show her a lesson.
He's like, we're going to put no gravestone.
We're going to use her as a tax write off.
Remember your place, bitch.
I'm serious.
@sithlordgroyper
I always liked Melania, honestly.
I feel like she is.
She seems like a genuine person on many levels.
I think she has a good heart.
I think Trump, he leaves her in the dark about all this stuff.
I think she.
She gives her husband all the credit.
She gives him the benefit of the doubt.
I think she's wrong.
It's an interesting timing, though.
elijah schaffer
This is big.
She hasn't done anything like this.
@sithlordgroyper
It's very interesting.
elijah schaffer
This is big.
This is very big.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I want to know if she did this without Trump's approval.
unidentified
She could.
elijah schaffer
She's a first lady.
She's allowed to do press.
She has her own chief of staff.
It's not a.
@sithlordgroyper
She should have done the woman thing where, like, I'm going to do this and you can't do anything about it.
This is what I'm passionate about.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
It seems like maybe.
And she's calling on Congress to bring these people forward and testify.
It's like that.
elijah schaffer
Well, but if you found out your husband was a pedophile, I feel like there's a few things.
Okay, like guys get accused of being pedophiles and rapists and stuff all the time.
So I'm not talking about like, don't believe all women because women, everyone, if you go through a divorce, guys, you're going to be accused of some heinous ass shit.
Every single guy is.
And like most women, they accuse you and then they don't have any evidence.
It's like, I just feel it in my bones.
I should make a song about a woman's mind.
I feel it in my bones, but it ain't real.
I feel it in my heart.
It's not really what it is.
@sithlordgroyper
They need evidence.
elijah schaffer
They need evidence.
@sithlordgroyper
But it's always ruling their favor anyway.
And it's always up to the man to dish out all this money to defend himself.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the girls just say stuff and then you have to spend 100 grand to defend yourself.
If you don't have 100 grand, you go to jail.
Welcome to being a man.
@sithlordgroyper
Or you use ChatGPT and hope for the best.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, or you shoot yourself in the fucking head.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Which is my dream one day in World War III Minecraft.
Minecraft slash lobby.
Lobbies slash in video games because we don't promote violence here.
@sithlordgroyper
Fortnite World War III lobby.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry.
I don't promote killing yourself.
I'm not Canadian.
But.
That being said, Melania Trump is who I feel like Christy Noem tries to look like.
You know, think about this.
Christy Gnome gets big titties in her face whenever she wants.
Lucky her.
Lucky her.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, for real.
elijah schaffer
It's my dream.
It's my dream.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
Also, can I just bring up on a side note a little side caveat here to the Christy Gnome development?
That blew over really quick.
@sithlordgroyper
It did.
Yeah, the tits, the husband tits.
elijah schaffer
Also, you know, he put out some posts, Christy Gnome's husband.
I don't usually talk about personal stuff, like I mentioned.
I don't like talking about on the show very extensively.
I just think it's funny.
I don't, that's why I didn't bring up his messages.
I didn't bring up extensively anything because I don't think it's, I don't like bringing up leaked text messages.
I don't like bringing up leaked.
I've never been into that on this show.
It's like your private messages get leaked.
Like I never even went over Destiny's and Destiny's been cruel to me over the years.
I've been nice to him, but he's been cruel.
I should never be nice to him again.
But even when Destiny, you know, thing got leaked, all I mentioned was because he acknowledged it that he sucks semen out of guys or out of girls' buttholes that guys come into.
He said that he sucks the cum out of like, he has like these bisexual threesomes or something like that.
I don't know.
It was some text message.
But I think that that's kind of like, I wait till the person talks about it and then I'll mention it.
You know, it's like, okay, well, he mentioned this, so I can talk about it.
And that's my rule for private info.
If the person talks about it, that's fine, but I don't think we should be in the gossip column, like just talking about people's gossip.
I will say, though, have people never heard of disappearing messages?
They're just like messaging these prostitutes and are like, I want to lick your butthole and your armpits.
@sithlordgroyper
That's the bad news for you right now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, the signal messages, the disappear message.
No, I already have my notifications off.
I'm ahead of that.
Have I gone through federal trial?
I'm already ahead of that.
I already knew about that.
I already knew about that.
Oh, I'm way clear.
I have no notifications on my phone, which is why no one can get a hold of me ever.
That's the problem.
Hey, notice, that's why you can't get a hold of me, right?
Because I have no notifications on for Signal.
Me too, by the way.
Yeah, don't.
Everyone turn your notifications off for Signal because it stores for a month your messages, even though they disappear.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, your Apple notifications are stored in iCloud for one month.
After they appear, I've turned those off a long time ago because the FBI was able to track that on someone's phone.
And they, I don't know what exactly they did, but they were able to implicate him in a crime.
elijah schaffer
You know, this is why we had to do shows every day because even when you have like a low news day and like a slow and like enter, like, it's fun to do this.
I'm having a rough day because, because, uh, because I realized, and I mean this genuinely, and this is why I feel bad for you guys.
I told you the other show is that I had met somebody like, like Christy Noam, you know, they can make that go away.
And I told you I'd met somebody, there's not much more to the story.
Someone's like, that's weird.
He bought a gift for someone and, Basically, like he got caught, he got nabbed for grooming.
Yeah, it's basically someone didn't like him and they used something against him.
That's what happens in court.
I've been privileged to have really good guys around me.
You know, like Francis and my family lied to the court, like he has nobody.
Everyone hates him.
And yes, does everybody hate me?
Probably.
But also, no, I have really good people in my life.
And I've had people from my grandmother to my father to Australia and talked to people who have come in and just supported me emotionally, physically Goliath, Georgie, spiritually, financially.
People have come in and just, just, just.
Built a unit here.
Yeah, we love you.
And I appreciate it.
And I've got to say, you know, we got Ryan Leonard, we got Nikki Rudd, you know, we got Blue, we got good people out here.
Australia Talk.
unidentified
I mentioned him.
elijah schaffer
We got good people who've come in and said, like, you know, legitimately, like my car that was stolen by allegedly my brother in law, Australia Talk paid to have it fixed up.
And it wasn't like broken.
It's just like he broke out the GPS and like, you know, some paint chips and stuff and had it replaced.
It's like six grand.
And he just like went and paid it.
He went and picked up and paid the car.
And it's like, That's just my homie.
And I didn't ask him to do that.
I didn't say anything.
He's like, use your money on legal bills, bro.
Get your kids back.
The court's already ruling in your favor.
People wronged you.
It just takes time in court.
Focus on it.
That's good people.
And you know what's sad?
I don't think most of you have good people in your lives.
And I had a lot of bad people in my life too.
And one thing I noticed that bad people do in your life, it's not just enough that they're a bad person in your life, they try to get the good people out of your life.
You know?
You ever notice that if you have a really good friend, your girlfriend or your wife hates them?
That's weird.
Get a homie from like high school.
Every time I have a good friend in my life, my ex wife hated them.
Tell me they're gay or they're losers or they're using me and whatever.
And the people that were using me didn't have a problem with.
But they don't want anyone to share your attention.
So you got to be really careful because sometimes, as you'll find, and I found, there were bad players, some that are international players, trying to get me to not be Ben's friend.
And, you know, with Melania, I think Melania realized that Trump's surrounded by a lot of bad people.
Sicario Tactics and Hidden Smugglers 00:03:44
elijah schaffer
A lot of bad people.
And I think that she has the opposite problem.
You know, these people that are giving Trump this advice and these ideas are bad people, they're bad, bad hombres.
And they're not good.
Guys, if you want to watch a movie tonight after this, I encourage you to download Sicario.
unidentified
Great movie.
elijah schaffer
Sicario is an incredible movie made by the creator of Dune, actually, the new Dune series.
And it is a movie.
There's no DEI, there's no wokeness.
It's about the drug cartels.
And ironically, it's about, I'll just say this: do you know Sicario?
The names that the mules, the drug mules, the kingpins.
Do you know what the movie's about?
It's about the, it won Academy Awards for best cinematography and a bunch of other things.
And it's about the reality of the drug war and what's really going on with our government and the cartels.
It's actually so good that you almost don't know how they filmed some scenes.
Genuinely, there's like questioning how did you get these shots?
Very little CGI in the whole movie.
And when you ask yourself, what does that word Sicario mean?
That's not a Jewish word.
Well, Sicario is actually based on the fact that the way that the drug cartels operate is they subvert politicians, they pay people off.
And where did they get that word?
Where did they get that word, Georgie?
Where did they learn these tactics and how to subvert the United States government, its people, and to commit terrorism on our population and control us without actually having a real military or an actual organized government?
Even though they're small in number and stature, how did they learn?
Where did they get the word sicario from?
That word drug meal, this phrase.
Where did they start?
Where did they get that from?
@sithlordgroyper
That's something to do with the Jews, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Jewish people.
Yeah, they admit.
@sithlordgroyper
Tactics.
What does sicario mean?
elijah schaffer
It's a word of a hidden person who basically subverts and smuggles.
And they got it from Israel.
The cartels learned their tactics from Israel.
Obviously, the CIA as well.
But they learned how to control through how Israel controls through lies, manipulation, terrorism.
And they practiced that and they've been beating us, particularly in our country.
And it's kind of crazy.
Every time you watch it, why are these guys involved in everything?
And you look at who's the president of Mexico right now?
@sithlordgroyper
Shine bomb.
Shine bomb.
elijah schaffer
I love getting my tacos and my shine bomb.
@sithlordgroyper
How many?
elijah schaffer
Hola, Shine bomb.
You necesito tres tacos.
And he's like, Hola, amigo.
My name is Claudio.
My name is Claudia.
Shine bomb.
Shine bomb.
@sithlordgroyper
She had like 30 political rivals that were running against her and they all were assassinated.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
I mean, it is interesting actually that you bring that up that her last name is Shine bomb.
She had 30 political opponents that were assassinated and the cartels got her there.
Why would the cartels want to put a Jew?
As president, if the Jews weren't helping them in some form, shape, or way, where are they getting their money, sir?
elijah schaffer
Where does the CIA and Mossad get their money?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, the CIA and the Mossad get their money from selling drugs and arms.
Yeah, they sell drugs to us and they sell guns to the world.
That's how they fund their covert operations that they can't get official funding for because they don't want the funding to be tracked by the American people.
elijah schaffer
Are you allowed to say that as former intelligence?
Um, yeah, I could say that it's not considered like uh illegal, but it's not going to get in trouble.
@sithlordgroyper
No, them.
No, I can't.
You know, I can't reveal like top secret information, obviously, that I had witnessed to, but I can reveal stuff like that.
That's just open knowledge.
Anyone could look that up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this operation isn't going to go south again.
Hired a former intelligence officer as the producer.
What could go wrong?
@sithlordgroyper
Hello, everybody.
unidentified
What could go wrong?
@sithlordgroyper
I'm here to destroy Rift TV.
Yeah, all this is going straight to Kash Patel and Alexis Wilkins.
elijah schaffer
It's like destroying, that's like saying I'm here to destroy Solomon's Second Temple.
Cartel Funding and Covert Operations 00:09:19
elijah schaffer
It's like, I thought they already got destroyed.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, what happened for me is I saw what was going on there at these agencies and, um, You know, the whole time I went as an enlisted sailor, by the way, I didn't like just join the NSA.
I joined as an enlisted sailor.
I wanted to get on submarines, but they put me there, and I was during COVID times.
They weren't sending many people to ships because the ships were people couldn't get off the ships or whatever.
So they were on longer deployments.
Anyway, so I ended up there, and what I saw really shocked me.
It was a lot of lesbians, it was a lot of old women, it was a lot of neocons, there was a lot of transgenders, strangely.
They were literally building a transgender bathroom there as I was over the last two years when I was leaving.
unidentified
Beast.
@sithlordgroyper
And basically, everything I did there, it seemed like I was questioning what benefit does this have to the American people?
And I couldn't think of one thing.
So I got very depressed, very upset.
That's kind of where I got red pilled, actually.
And thank God I found Nick shortly after that because he gave me so much context that I didn't have even there.
And I knew the things that I was doing were not serving the American people, they were really only serving Israel.
And that was a really hard pill to swallow.
And it's, yeah, that's why I'm here now.
I'm here to fight the good fight.
I'm on America's team now.
I'm on America First's team.
And yeah, we're ride or die for this now.
And yeah, that's it.
elijah schaffer
We got more cultural stuff ahead in just a couple minutes here.
We'll be right back.
Just a five minute break.
Grab a drink, take a piss.
We'll be back in about five to six minutes with our BRB screen.
We'll see you in a moment.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
Let's get a round of applause going, please.
Just to piss off your dad, give me some confetti.
@sithlordgroyper
I said, sorry, dad.
unidentified
Boom.
@sithlordgroyper
He hates the confetti.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's what I do.
It's literally Boomer Raid.
I never spray raid on bugs.
Confetti, COC.
They'll never like the COC in their face.
A little cock, a little cock of color.
A little cock of color, a little cock, a big cock.
It doesn't really matter.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So, that being said, shout out to everyone in the chat.
Shout out to those who are around.
Shout out to.
Andrew Callahan and Confetti Rage 00:12:20
elijah schaffer
Everyone here watching, we'll be taking some questions in the chat.
We'll go start with locals first tonight.
If you want to get your questions in, drop your questions in the chat in a little bit.
We're talking about a couple of their stories before we get into that.
Weird video came out today.
Hunter Biden did something pretty questionable.
@sithlordgroyper
The world is healing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, check this out.
hunter biden
Hey guys, Hunter Biden here.
I just got a call from Andrew Callahan.
He asked me to come out on the Channel 5 carnival tour at the end of the month.
I think we start in Phoenix and then we go to San Diego.
And we end in Albuquerque.
And I think he's trying to organize a cage match, me versus Eric and Don Jr.
I told him I'd do it 100% in if he can pull it off.
And if he can't, I'm still coming.
And I think he's got a lot of other surprises up his sleeve, a lot of fun.
And I hope I can see you guys out there.
You can get tickets.
elijah schaffer
Andrew Callahan, that's an old name.
@sithlordgroyper
I kind of like him.
That's a hot take, huh?
elijah schaffer
I know him.
@sithlordgroyper
You know him?
elijah schaffer
I do.
@sithlordgroyper
What do you think?
elijah schaffer
You know, I rioted with him a few times.
A weird statement, also true.
Did some riots with him.
And we had some beers together, some cigarettes while we were committing felonies.
Not me, of course, but theoretically, we're documenting felonies, I should say.
Gotta be careful with my wording.
My jokes were not, well, don't land in court, by the way.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They don't land in court.
It's like, do you say you're committed felonies with Andrew Callahan?
It's like, all right.
Documented felonies.
But I went undercover, and Andrew Callahan is interesting.
I don't know what's going on with him.
I'm on TRT back again.
I'm getting back some mass.
I'm essentially getting back some mass.
I'm getting back some mass and then we're doing a little bit of a cut soon.
I had to bring on some mass.
And then this hot chick told me that she doesn't like fat guys.
So now I got to lose a little weight.
Not that I would do anything with her, but I'm just saying it's nice when hot girls think you're hot too.
Honestly, though, as an ugly guy, I understand what it's like in the world.
And Andrew Callahan, I just got to say, you know, with the TRT, I bring that up, you know, It brings some acne on the body, and I'm currently treating that with salicylic acid and some stuff, uh, because it's just impossible not to get body acne.
And I'm like, and so I know drugs do cause, uh, hormones and stuff cause, you know, acne to be worse, right, as an adult.
And of course, TRT is prescription.
I just want to clarify it's prescription.
It's my doctor.
And, uh, and I saw Andrew recently, and he had really bad acne, but it looked like drug acne.
And I'm worried about him, uh, because he didn't used to have that much, like, it was just all over.
unidentified
Andrew?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It didn't look good.
Have you seen a recent picture of him?
@sithlordgroyper
I've seen his interviews with Hunter Biden, which are great, by the way.
He humanized Hunter Biden, and I almost like Hunter Biden now, although he's a liberal.
But we will be voting for Democrats in the midterms.
So I kind of like that Hunter Biden has some power these days.
He has some voice with the youth.
It's kind of nice.
He did two interviews with him, I believe, and they were both really fantastic.
elijah schaffer
Look at this one.
unidentified
The Bible, I know what the Bible says about homosexuality.
elijah schaffer
Look at the forehead.
I'm saying he's like big acne on his word.
unidentified
What does it say?
No, that's what it says.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
See, wait, go back to that.
unidentified
Wait, where is it?
elijah schaffer
So he's like red marks all over his face, and like that doesn't look good.
That looked like you're because when I was a teenager, I was a teenager, a minor, I did a lot of ecstasy, and I was a minor just at the courts.
Can't use that.
I was a child.
I know a lot of you guys in the elite establishment like to use children, but not in this case, buddy.
I remember I had a lot of facial acne from the oil from just like breaking out, and I think drugs do cause acne usually when you mess with hormones and stuff like that.
Yeah, and I'm worried about him because that doesn't look good, and then he's got the.
Turkey neck, which is like usually you're drinking a lot, you know.
And at your age, at his age, you shouldn't have a turkey neck, you know.
We all get it sometimes.
Like, you wake up in the morning after like a night of drinking beer or something like that, you'll have it, but like, you shouldn't be doing an interview like that, right?
And that's part of his look.
It's, I'm not trying to be rude to him.
I'm just like, I'm nervous.
@sithlordgroyper
How do you feel about him personally?
elijah schaffer
Well, I'm saying like, this is back in like 2020, 2021.
I feel like he was like pretty unbiased back then and pretty, you know, just there for the comedy.
I remember he would show up with a gas mask and an oversized suit to a riot.
It's hilarious.
People are getting their eyes shot out and shit.
And he's just there with a mic going, Wow, that's not good.
It's like, You can't park here.
I remember some guy got his eyes shot.
And he's like, That's not good.
And you're like, Okay.
You can't park here, sir.
You're not supposed to get your eyes shot out.
It's not part of the plan, buddy.
But I just, I know that he was, I feel bad for him because Andrew Callahan was attacked in a very sloppy character assassination.
So I've always had a sympathy for him.
But he doesn't get censored because he's sympathetic to the left.
And I think he's like your average, he's not like a shitlib.
He's like your average, just like, like, what's that one?
What's Chu's Chank's nephew?
@sithlordgroyper
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
A big streamer on Twitch.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, Hassan?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's like a Hassan viewer.
@sithlordgroyper
And yeah, well, he's very liberal.
elijah schaffer
No, he's like progressive.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, that's, you know, same, same, but different.
elijah schaffer
No, the Republicans are liberal, the Democrats are progressive.
You have the liberal Republicans, the progressive Democrats.
They're different.
The Republicans want to uphold the liberal empire.
They want, you know, the new.
@sithlordgroyper
That might be accurate.
elijah schaffer
It's alleged that the White House correspondence is going to be supported by Grindr.
I don't know if you saw that.
Grindr sponsoring the White House correspondence.
@sithlordgroyper
I think we have that up somewhere.
elijah schaffer
We will.
But I do love this clip.
This is actually one of my favorite clips.
unidentified
Listen to this.
elijah schaffer
I know I'm fucking deep off into the Bible.
unidentified
I know what the Bible says about homosexuality.
What does it say?
Nah.
That's what it says.
Yeah.
But wasn't that written a really long time ago?
Bro, you can do whatever you want with the text.
It's not my business.
I'm a traditional Catholic.
That's okay.
And what's the difference between a traditional Catholic and, let's say, a more progressive Christian?
I really fuck with the Bible.
My side is this my behavior, bullshit.
I got to deal with that.
Does that mean I got to go to rehab again?
I'm just not into it, bro.
I don't think my answers are there.
I don't.
I really, I genuinely don't.
If I genuinely did, I'd go.
I don't think I have a drinking problem.
I think I have a different problem and I'm going to address it.
elijah schaffer
He's my favorite Jew.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Shia LaBeuf is my favorite Jew.
@sithlordgroyper
I love him.
I always loved him.
elijah schaffer
Every millennial knows we grew up with him.
We just grew up, millennials, we just grew up.
Even Stevens, he's a fat little Jew kid.
And we're just like, I love Jewish media.
And then you're like, what the hell?
What's going on here?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's the Nickelodeon that was there.
Those kids had it rough.
Nickelodeon, poor kids.
You ever seen Amanda Bynes recently?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's so sad.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I used to want to have a man, like when, cause my sexuality, when I was young, so I wasn't like, you know, thinking like a man, you know, like, oh, I want to have sex with her.
But I remember like, I wanted to see Amanda Bynes naked, you know, like that's like, that was like my thoughts.
I was like an 11 year old boy, I'm like, I want to see her naked.
And now I'm like, I see her clothed and I'm like, it's too, it's all, it's even just her face now is just unfortunate.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I think she did it.
She changed her face because she like didn't want anyone to know who she was or something.
That's, there wasn't intent.
elijah schaffer
That's SSRIs, man.
That's antidepressants.
@sithlordgroyper
No, she got a lot of work done on purpose.
That's what she says about it.
unidentified
She said that?
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, she did it on purpose.
elijah schaffer
She fucked up her face on purpose?
@sithlordgroyper
On purpose, yeah.
unidentified
Interesting.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, that being said, interestingly enough, where is this?
Oh, Randy Fine gave a response from yesterday's show.
I want to bring this up.
We won't watch the whole thing, but he was back on Levin's TMZ in response to Dan Bilzerian, as we talked about yesterday, talking about Jewish people, him being a fat Jew.
And here's what he said I love watching a Jewish guy and a black guy interview another Jewish guy on my television, telling me about what America is.
It's my favorite thing.
harvey levin
Bilzerian said he called you a fat Jew.
randy fine
Well, look, thanks for having me.
I've had people call me names my entire life.
It doesn't bother me either.
I think it's part of the territory, unfortunately, of being Jewish in America.
But perhaps, Harvey, to try to explain where you were coming from, I think I'm some Retta True Tide.
Retta for Randy, it's not being stated to make a statement of fact.
elijah schaffer
It's supposed to be our white label.
It's called the Randy Fine.
He's making that statement because if you give him something like Randy, eventually he'll look fine.
randy fine
He might look like Randy because he views that as some sort of negative thing.
Now, I'd never heard of this guy before until a couple of days ago, but having watched your interview, it's clear.
That he simply doesn't like Jews.
In America, you're allowed to do that.
I don't think it's going to work out to become a congressman having that perspective.
charles latibeaudiere
And I went and looked up some of the things that you've been quoted.
And I got to say, Dan Bilzerian's right.
I mean, you, unless you want to say these were incorrect, but we need more Islamophobia, not less.
Fear of Islam is rational.
harvey levin
Mass expulsion.
Muslim leaders are terrorists.
Starve away.
Advocating nuclear action.
charles latibeaudiere
Actually, I'd imagine that when President Trump said that there was going to be an entire civilization wiped out, based on this, I would say you were cheering that.
randy fine
Well, look, I think you've taken a lot of different things and you've smushed them together.
I don't know that you've provided the context for any of them.
What I would say is this.
Unlike Dan Blazerian, I guess, who's talking about Jews as though they're all negative, I think that all.
elijah schaffer
Did we add a wound to his forehead from the previous shot?
Go to that with us?
So, is that what?
Am I just missing that?
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, whoa, what the okay?
Look, so see how in the beginning he doesn't have a wound on his forehead, your sins will show on your body.
elijah schaffer
And then we move here, and he's got like what happened between here and here?
@sithlordgroyper
What the why is wait?
And then what maybe it's like a dimple in his head or something?
elijah schaffer
Wait, yeah, what is going on here?
@sithlordgroyper
It's like a weird dimple thing.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no, dude, what is going on here?
@sithlordgroyper
Is that red?
What color is that?
elijah schaffer
What wait, huh?
unidentified
Screen, let's see.
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
Wait, is there a cut between this?
Because they're probably just adding him makeup.
He probably wiped.
@sithlordgroyper
No, why is no, it's like it's it's like a forehead wrinkle.
elijah schaffer
No, dude, that's a cut.
@sithlordgroyper
Looks like a like deep forehead wrinkle.
elijah schaffer
Hey, man, I'm gonna tell you this.
Uh, you're someone who just got stabbed in his hand.
I have a mortal go to this close shot real fast.
I have a very one inch deep stab wound in my hand.
@sithlordgroyper
My bad, bro.
elijah schaffer
Someone stabbed me.
Just leave it.
It literally, I was in the hospital all weekend.
@sithlordgroyper
He made me very angry.
elijah schaffer
I got stabbed in my hand.
And here's the deal.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Once again, did I take drugs this week?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Were they prescribed to me?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
I do take drugs occasionally when they're prescribed for like actual pain getting stabbed.
What is going on with Randy Fine's forehead?
Randy Fine's forehead can't even be consistent.
unidentified
Look at that.
randy fine
With Iran began, five American Muslims in four states launched four separate terrorist attacks because they believed they were acting in accordance with their faith.
When it's one, it's two, it's three, you can sort of excuse it.
But when it's been so many that we've seen over the past 25 years, some fear of this philosophy is a reasonable thing to have.
And my issue is there are those who say because not every American Muslim is a terrorist, we're not allowed to say that any are a terrorist.
unidentified
Well, no, but that's what I'm saying.
charles latibeaudiere
But then you're opening the door to someone like Dan Bilzerian saying that he's had a bad experience with five Jews.
And so therefore, All the Jews are bad.
We're all fat Jews.
Perez Hilton and Bad Apple Jokes 00:15:20
randy fine
But let me, I would clarify.
I'm not saying all Muslims are bad.
And by the way, he, I think, is saying all Jews are bad.
By the way, every group has bad apples in it.
That doesn't mean that the entire group is bad apples.
xaviaer durousseau
That's true, but I want to pass this.
randy fine
Every group is bad.
There's no.
elijah schaffer
We've got to fix the studio this weekend.
Go to my close shot here for a second.
Would you please?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So I've been told I look like Ryan Gosling with Down syndrome.
That has been like a very basic description of the show.
It's like I look like, look.
I'm not here to comment on people's looks.
I've always said, I've had one rule in the show.
I'm about a five, 4.55.
And guess what?
Being an average looking guy is not bad because you know nobody likes you because of your looks, but nobody hates you because of the way you look, right?
So everyone's like, oh, I look like I'm a mid.
I'm a mid.
I haven't looks maxed my way to ascension.
However, this year you will see looks maxing to ascension.
We are taking some drastic measures here.
@sithlordgroyper
Bro, you are six feet tall.
You're Aryan.
elijah schaffer
We're taller than that, nigga.
@sithlordgroyper
You're an Aryan, Chad.
elijah schaffer
We're much taller than that.
@sithlordgroyper
And you're six feet tall.
And, um, Yeah, I don't know if you can even say you're a chud.
elijah schaffer
That is crazy.
Do people not realize I'm actually naturally very blonde?
That it's not a fake thing?
@sithlordgroyper
What am I?
elijah schaffer
Well, like I have to dye my eyebrows and everything.
Like my eyebrows are now dyed so you can see them.
I have naturally clear hair.
And in fact, you don't really have to do much to get my hair clear because it's naturally pretty clear and light.
I actually have to dye my hair.
People don't know that I actually dye my hair darker because it looks like I have gray hair because I have so much blonde hair.
And so.
That's like kind of why I was always blonde because I was tired of dying my hair brown and dying my beard and dying my eyebrows.
So I'm like, if I'm just blonde and I just like do a little stripping there, then fuck it.
We'll just be blonde because it's easier for me to maintain blonde hair than it is for me to maintain darker hair.
And so I'll just keep it.
And if I go out in the sun and I put lemon in my hair like most whites do or sit in the sun and you just hang out there, your hair gets really, really, really blonde.
People just aren't used to it because my ex wife didn't like me blonde.
So she made me color my hair and my eyebrows and all that weird shit.
@sithlordgroyper
I gotta dye my mustache because it's blonde.
It was like, now it matches my hair.
Should I just go full blonde?
elijah schaffer
You think you dye your beard already?
@sithlordgroyper
I dyed my mustache today.
Yeah, well, not no, I didn't dye it.
elijah schaffer
I used the pen I got you.
Yeah, wow, we sound like faggots.
@sithlordgroyper
I know we're retarded.
elijah schaffer
We're gay.
@sithlordgroyper
It's all we're chuds.
elijah schaffer
Look at Randy real fast.
I brought this up not to talk about looks.
I was like, that's unfortunate.
That is so bad.
@sithlordgroyper
At least we're not that guy.
elijah schaffer
I was gonna say, it could be worse, you know, we're not that guy.
It could be worse.
Yeah, way being a little bit ugly isn't bad.
I've been a little bit ugly my entire life.
Being really ugly is a big mute.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I think somebody from the chat got my phone off the internet and they're crawling and they do this every show.
Honestly, I'm blocking this fucking number and I'm going to come to your house and I'm going to be the guy that everyone says that I am in the court documents.
I'm going to become that guy at your front door.
Knock, knock, bitch.
I'm here.
@sithlordgroyper
Become?
elijah schaffer
Not the only stab wound that's happening tonight, you little bitch.
@sithlordgroyper
In Fortnite?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I didn't say who was happening.
She was happening to me.
I'm Canadian, remember?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, everyone needs to just relax.
@sithlordgroyper
Everyone needs to chill out.
Relax.
unidentified
Relax.
@sithlordgroyper
Marnimack says Randy Fine is a shapeshifter.
Oh, let's see.
Ashley Taylor89 says Elijah looking like Perez Hilton these days.
unidentified
Whoa.
@sithlordgroyper
Sexy, but I'm Somali.
unidentified
I can't help this.
It's such a good t shirt.
@sithlordgroyper
I should put that on.
elijah schaffer
I have so many t shirts I didn't get to wear because the show got canceled for a while that I had in my repertoire here.
unidentified
What the fuck?
elijah schaffer
I hate being sexy, but I'm Somali.
I can't help it.
unidentified
You didn't know you didn't see that.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, I didn't even notice.
Yeah, wow, we got a great show for you tonight, folks.
elijah schaffer
Let's see what, yeah, that's great.
That's great.
@sithlordgroyper
You rock the blonde, most people can't pull it off, says uh, oh, Blanco Diablo 2.
Yeah, you look good, man.
You look good, blonde.
Everyone's hating for no reason, they hate on it, but you know what?
elijah schaffer
Everyone said, dude, I met Perez Hilton, also, is vindicated in a lot of ways.
Uh, being from, yeah, it's.
@sithlordgroyper
Did you say Perez?
Oh, who's Perez Hilton?
I thought you were saying Paris Hilton.
elijah schaffer
No, Perez Hilton.
He's a homosexual gossip columnist.
unidentified
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
Is that a good thing that you look like him?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're all trying to.
Isn't it good to be gay?
Aren't we sponsoring the correspondence dinner this year?
@sithlordgroyper
We are all gay maxing in 2026.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I still can't get over that Clav.
I've mentioned on the show the Clav moment where Clav's gone so far that he found a girl that was by herself in the corner.
No, a different girl was in the corner.
And he was like, What are you alone in the corner maxing?
Like, it was just like, it didn't even rhyme.
He's like, You alone in the corner, Maxing?
She's like, By herself, alone in the corner, Maxing.
I didn't think it'd be Maxing, right?
There was a clip of Cloud.
Let's go to some stupid shit that I pulled up recently.
I kind of want to just end on some stupid stuff before we read it because I feel like you need to go over dumb stuff today.
Yeah.
One of those things is.
@sithlordgroyper
It says dumb stuff at the end.
elijah schaffer
One of those things is Israelis torturing a child and kicking him off the roof.
unidentified
Whoa.
@sithlordgroyper
It's full screen this year.
Can we show this on YouTube?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it doesn't show the fall.
unidentified
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
Bro, what the fuck?
Yeah, oh, it does show the fall.
elijah schaffer
No, you don't see the body hit.
You can't see the violence.
It's just maybe he landed on a map.
Maybe it was a stunt double.
Yeah, that was Israeli forces.
And then I love the Jews.
He was dead and they were trying to get him off the roof.
And you're like, can you scroll through the post?
@sithlordgroyper
I want to see what they said about it.
Life footage IDF soldier tortured Palestinian kid and threw him off the roof.
They call themselves the most moral army.
This was eight hours ago.
I wonder if this is an old video or not, though.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't matter.
They're doing worse stuff today.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Doesn't matter.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Jokes aside, take that off for a second.
I want to play something.
You remember South Park made an episode?
Let me bring up that episode first.
Don't put it up on the screen.
Just let me bring this up here for a second.
So, South Park made an episode about what's happened to America.
I don't know if you've seen this.
unidentified
Dude, this is it.
No, that's not it.
Hold up.
@sithlordgroyper
Look up Mexicans Water Park.
unidentified
Hold up.
Okay, just search YouTube.
Go to YouTube.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
Give me a second here.
@sithlordgroyper
Perez Hilton was at his peak.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, here you go.
unidentified
This has a purpose.
elijah schaffer
You do it smaller or we'll get a strike here.
Put us on the screen.
unidentified
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Find out Cardinal is like the most based human being in all of history.
unidentified
He's always good based, man.
He always made it.
elijah schaffer
Even the authorities are minorities.
unidentified
Look.
elijah schaffer
All right, before we get to DMCA, take that off for a second.
Then I got a clip today from a local water park, and I was just like, you've got to be kidding me.
It looks exactly like I remember.
They said, There's too many minorities at my water park.
Then a water park.
Look at this clip.
You can put that full screen.
You're not going to get DMC.
unidentified
We got to see Wolf Lodge, maybe, or something like that.
elijah schaffer
So let me put that on mute for a second.
@sithlordgroyper
So I like that it's called the Lazy River.
I feel like that's extremely fitting.
elijah schaffer
Well, here's the deal.
So I actually had a nightmare the other night.
I was having morphine withdrawals from the hospital.
This is real.
This is okay to talk about.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They gave me a bunch of morphine at the hospital.
They gave me, in one day, the hospital gave me morphine, oxycodone, and hydrocodone in the same day, in the same like six hour period.
@sithlordgroyper
They did.
I was there.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Because I hit some nerves or whatever.
And, uh, it went very deep.
@sithlordgroyper
That knife, he showed me where the blood, the knife, let's say it's this big, it was like that deep.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's not good.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Uh, so I was in excruciating pain and they didn't know how to get the bleeding to stop.
There's a lot of internal bleeding in my hand.
And, um, And so I was like, have you ever had to take drugs legally in a hospital?
When you're getting off opiates, you have these crazy dreams and borderline hallucinations.
And for some reason, I was stuck in a lazy river and it had the chlorine where you could see people peeing.
Yeah, there was people just kept peeing in front of me, and I couldn't escape the pee.
And I actually woke up and I was like, I'm never going in a lazy river again, except my ex wife and kids this summer wanted to go to a Water park.
And that was a dilemma for a white man.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's a dilemma.
@sithlordgroyper
How do you explain that to your family?
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
How do you explain we can't do that anymore?
@sithlordgroyper
It's like when a movie has too many blacks in it and you're like, fuck, I can't fucking watch this shit.
And your wife's like, what's wrong?
unidentified
I like it.
@sithlordgroyper
It's, you know, they don't understand at all that stuff.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I took them to, I took them here instead.
This is what you do.
Check this out.
So in order to go to a water park, you can go.
But like everything in America, I took them to the Boca Raton.
Water park, right?
This is what it looks like.
Notice the color of the kid there.
It's got a lazy river, as you can see.
You notice the kids in the pictures.
I noticed this.
I noticed this with candy.
And yeah, I turned to the Boca Raton.
Now, the problem was I didn't look at the price.
This is not a joke.
I didn't look at the price.
I just called and was like, hey, I would like two nights at the Boca Raton and a pass to your water park, please.
Do you know how much two nights cost?
Do you know how much two nights cost?
@sithlordgroyper
No, I don't.
$10,100.
unidentified
Whoa.
elijah schaffer
With the water park back.
Yeah, that took me a while to pay off.
@sithlordgroyper
With a bunch of minorities.
elijah schaffer
No, no, no.
There's no minorities there.
@sithlordgroyper
It was all whites.
Oh, it was all whites.
elijah schaffer
And Jews.
@sithlordgroyper
Nice.
elijah schaffer
It was all whites.
But it was the light skinned people.
It costs 10 grand to go to a water park from the 90s now.
Isn't that crazy?
10 grand.
That was a big mistake.
@sithlordgroyper
Cocteau says I was looking at a condo last year that had an indoor pool, and in the online reviews, people were talking about Muslims were swimming.
And it fully clothed.
unidentified
Gross.
@sithlordgroyper
Seriously.
elijah schaffer
No, but like I'm saying, like, I just went, like, I looked up and it was like, oh, the Boca Raton has a water park that's not Nick Nogged up, you know?
And I was like, okay.
So I just called and like gave him my credit card.
I was like, I'd like two nights, please, like a normal room.
And it was over $10,000.
And I got the bill at the end.
I went, is that for the week?
unidentified
Good.
elijah schaffer
Makes sense.
Like for the week, maybe like, you know, resort, $10,000.
I was like, oh, that was the shortest family vacation I've ever taken.
And then my wife after was like, I want to go to.
Disney World.
I was like, well, I'll look and see here, baby.
No more Boca Raton and Disney World for you.
Not happening.
You kind of need a husband who makes money to do that.
So, unfortunately, those dreams are over now.
And the sad, that's very sad for the kids.
But I will say, I'll still, I'll figure out a way to get back there.
That's this has been my critique of the entire society is that you can still enjoy the American dream.
You just have to be fucking rich as hell to enjoy it.
You know?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, that's true.
elijah schaffer
People like it exists.
It's just for the rich.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, the middle class is being abandoned.
Completely gutted.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, there is almost no middle class anymore.
You're either rich or you're poor, effectively.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
You can live in a nice house, but you still can't buy a new Toyota Tacoma.
It's $40,000, people.
elijah schaffer
So it's a 2K a day.
That was 5K a day.
5K a day.
@sithlordgroyper
Not 5,000 a day.
elijah schaffer
5,000 a day.
The water park.
5,000 a day.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, that's the price you pay to.
Be with your own people.
The barrier of entry is expensive to be around your fellow Americans.
We got a pinned message.
Noticer I Am says, say Christ is Lord.
Christ is Lord.
Christ is King, even.
No Nig Nogs, please.
No Nig Nogs.
Action Park, New Jersey in the 90s.
It was Peak Americana, says Doomsday Cracker.
In the 90s, how old are you people?
You guys were alive back then?
How old is this audience?
elijah schaffer
We're in the off season at the Boca Raton.
What does it cost?
It's starting to cost about $1,400 a night.
unidentified
Whoa.
elijah schaffer
And then we're in the off season, by the way.
We're in Florida's off season.
On a weekend, it's going to cost you about $5,500.
Three grand for a weekend in the off season.
Going December?
@sithlordgroyper
Cocktail's lucky, buddy.
Is that true?
Is he lying?
elijah schaffer
He's lying.
@sithlordgroyper
Fucking motherfucker.
elijah schaffer
Take that off.
unidentified
Take it off.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's look at some more junk that shouldn't be exposed to children.
unidentified
45.
@sithlordgroyper
We got 24, 36.
unidentified
Whoa.
@sithlordgroyper
Damn.
It's over for you guys.
elijah schaffer
So we were talking about Korea last night.
This is Japan.
But I, so there was this, so there was this dance.
I went to this restaurant in Korea and.
The women were topless.
@sithlordgroyper
I like what I'm seeing.
elijah schaffer
They were topless.
They were topless.
And they looked like this.
And I looked it up for this show.
They did this dance.
And I swear, like, there's a thing that girls do, that pretty girls do when they're actually pretty.
Where it's like, you're not even, you don't even, like, I almost wanted them to put their shirt back on because, you know, I was mad they were topless for custody and court hearings.
I was on a work trip and was forced to go.
unidentified
Ew.
harvey levin
They have fathers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
What are their dads thinking?
Not all of them were topless, but some of them were topless serving you.
There's actually one in Huntington Beach, by the way.
You can go, it's illegal, but there's a Korean cafe where they're topless as well.
So I've heard.
But basically, they did this dance.
And this dance is what I was thinking of yesterday when I was like, dude, you don't understand.
Like the Asians we have here aren't like that breed of Asian.
Like when you see the Asians that are like white and tall and they do these things.
And when girls do things like this, this is why we have had wars for millennia.
And this is why no matter how much we hate them, it's like we always have back.
Goon Videos and Topless Dancers 00:04:27
elijah schaffer
It's like, ah, how come you can do that to me?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, Hitler gave them honorary Aryan status.
elijah schaffer
You're like, how come you can do this?
So, this is the goon section, Verilify.
This is the goon hour.
I have a couple goon videos here.
@sithlordgroyper
Shout out, Verilify.
elijah schaffer
But this is the goon section.
This is the dance that they were doing at the table.
It's not stripping, it wasn't verocative, it wasn't adult.
And this dance, only Asians can do it.
And I just, I shouldn't even be watching this.
This is worse than porn to a guy like me.
unidentified
But I should be.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
I'm sorry.
I love that.
@sithlordgroyper
How about a SOB members only locals trip to wherever that was?
elijah schaffer
That was Japan.
@sithlordgroyper
You down?
SOBs, what do you think?
In chat, please.
elijah schaffer
I love that.
@sithlordgroyper
In chat, we are going to Japan.
unidentified
I love that.
@sithlordgroyper
And we are visiting these.
elijah schaffer
So wholesome.
Are you going to come in?
You can come.
You're on screen.
@sithlordgroyper
You got to sit there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
I actually don't know.
That camera's not set up.
unidentified
Yes, it is.
The wide shot is.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, we got the wide shot.
We got a special guest coming into the show.
elijah schaffer
But, like, that is just such a beautiful thing.
@sithlordgroyper
What are we thinking, SOBs?
You guys ready for this?
You want to go?
I think we're going.
I think we're going to Japan here.
elijah schaffer
How can you not like that?
@sithlordgroyper
We are going to visit the honorary Aryans of Japan together.
Doomsday Cracker, he's been reading up.
He says, Konnichiwa.
He's ready.
elijah schaffer
I just almost said, I, I, what, Vince Lasagna said, we're watching children.
Vince, I'm like 40, according to the internet.
Everyone's like, you're like 45.
And I feel that's like kind of not insulting.
It's like, the fact is, is like my career and my position and everything I've done makes people think I'm a lot older than I am.
That's like not a bad thing.
It's like, cause I'm like the only 32 year old, like kids and like a divorce and stuff.
Like people just aren't even married.
That's what someone's telling me.
Like, now you're divorced and you've never been married, bitch.
And you have no kids.
You have no offspring, you fucking ugly loser.
Guess what?
You ugly, ugly chud.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Go die.
I will die for Israel.
@sithlordgroyper
I think about it all the time.
elijah schaffer
All right, here's some more shit we shouldn't be playing on the.
Let me bring it up.
Give me a second.
Okay, this is a crazy story here.
Let me see if I can bring it up.
@sithlordgroyper
And the story is Cocteau, he says, I love Japanese girls for real.
elijah schaffer
Here's a goon video.
@sithlordgroyper
We all do, bro.
elijah schaffer
Here's a goon video.
@sithlordgroyper
I will admit it.
We won't marry and have kids with them.
elijah schaffer
I love this one.
Here's another goon video.
unidentified
Whoa!
That's so mean.
That's literally gay.
Yeah, it's like.
Wait one more time.
elijah schaffer
We got real news here.
We got real news.
@sithlordgroyper
We got real news.
elijah schaffer
It's called the nigga news.
@sithlordgroyper
You won't find it anywhere else.
unidentified
Take that off.
elijah schaffer
Everyone knows Slightly Offensive used to just half B videos that didn't make sense.
@sithlordgroyper
I like this.
elijah schaffer
Dude, this one, this one, Robert, I brought this up.
Remember, I told you Robert Safir, I was like, he's the greatest anthropologist.
unidentified
Follow him.
elijah schaffer
He knows a lot about history.
He went and posed this today and I can't stop laughing at this.
Watch this.
unidentified
What would happen if Homo erectus had a child with a modern woman?
First, logically, fertilization would have to occur.
Both belong to the human evolutionary family.
So in theory, reproduction would not be completely impossible.
After a pregnancy lasting around nine months, a rare hybrid child could be born, combining ancient human adaptations with modern human biology.
At birth, the baby would have a smaller, agile body than usual, with longer arms, a lower skull, dense muscles, And an unusually strong grip for its size.
From the earliest months, it would show uncommon mobility and climbing skill.
Cognitively, it would develop a curious mix.
Primitive instincts along with a strong spatial and sensory memory.
In adolescence, there would be a great difference as it would be much more agile than a normal teenager.
By this time, the biggest difference would be the body, which would show longer arms, a very strong jaw, and a skeletal structure prepared for climbing and survival.
Here is a comparison of how the difference would be between an average adult man and the Homo erectus.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, well, that was good.
Audience, what are we thinking about that one?
unidentified
What would happen if Homo erectus?
First World Country and Chutzpah 00:09:01
elijah schaffer
I like how he was I show speed.
Like, that's got to be the funniest part about it.
Joining us in the studio today, it's only wide frame.
You're only wide frame.
unidentified
You're not close up.
Very good.
elijah schaffer
Wait, is this Mike?
I don't think his mic's on.
unidentified
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
Let's see here.
unidentified
Speak.
There you go.
elijah schaffer
All right, joining us in the studio today is the one and the only.
@sithlordgroyper
The one and the only.
elijah schaffer
Australia talk.
Australia.
@sithlordgroyper
Ben, as many of you know him, but Australian talk.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
Look at that.
There he is.
@australiantalk
We're back in the house, ladies and gentlemen.
I've been set free from solitary confinement for being friends with Elijah Schaefer.
Department of Homeland Security let me out.
I spoke with Tom Homan.
I paid him off, and we're here.
It's a pleasure to be back with you, Elijah.
What the fuck is going down in the land of 1776, my man?
elijah schaffer
Not good, huh?
@australiantalk
How is Trump absolutely just ruined whatever his legacy was going to be by selling out to the little hats?
I don't get it, man.
He's selling out for a nation which is not America.
It is not pure Americana.
And in fact, it's a disservice to the founding fathers of this country that he would abandon their wishes and instead flood the country with people.
I thought I was coming to Frisco.
Instead, I've arrived in Bangladesh slash Jeep Town.
And this can't be the way.
You said this.
elijah schaffer
You said this.
This is what I thought was going to be funny England is playing Argentina, right?
In the footy game.
We caught footy here.
I know you guys.
You guys call footy footy, but we call football footy here for something that's not the same thing as your footy, but yeah, playing footy foot foot the world cup, yeah, yeah, football, uh, world football.
And uh, about 8,000 hooligans, uh, from England are coming to Frisco, and I think they're like, We're coming to Texas, you know, like British, like, Oh, isn't it?
We're going to Texas, like, it's quite nice, we're gonna be going to the building, and he's like, Oh, yeah, Chev, I'm like kind of good, and he's like, Oh, yeah, and then this girl's like, I feel kind of pretty today, and she's got she looks like a like a porn star or something, it's just disgusting, like.
Their makeup is disgusting.
They're fat and their faces, they're just, they're disgusting.
And she's like, Well, what do you want to know?
And they come here and they're like, We'll get away from this curry.
Can we get a poutine fry and maybe like a.
@australiantalk
Butter chicken.
elijah schaffer
Sweet and sour chips, you know?
Sweet and sour, sweet, salt and pepper chips.
unidentified
That's what they do.
Any crisps?
elijah schaffer
A little birani and salt.
Can we get some butter chicken and some salt and pepper chips?
What the fuck is wrong with these Britishes?
And then also this, I will never speak poorly of Mike's wife because she hates the British and I understand that.
unidentified
And it's like.
elijah schaffer
Australians are like British, but like they're Texanized British, or they used to be.
They used to be like the Texas British.
@australiantalk
We're convicts.
We're convicts.
We're the good ones they sent away because we were going to cut off the king's head.
So he had to remove us and our ancestors and send us to the bottom of the world, Australia, to try to die.
elijah schaffer
What happened when they sent a bunch of white people and criminals and low IQ white people to an island?
What happened to that island before the last 25 years?
@australiantalk
Yeah, it turned into one of the most miraculous luxury places in the planet.
unidentified
The whole planet.
elijah schaffer
One of the best places to live in the world.
@australiantalk
First world country personified.
Absolutely.
But yeah, we're beholden now to certain people, invested interests, and special interests.
But we're going to remove them with prejudice.
And if I just strap them to a Scud missile and send them back to Tel Aviv, let's get it done, ladies and gentlemen.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, Isn't Elijah's ex wife's brother?
This is not Earl.
unidentified
And here he is.
@australiantalk
I'm going to smash the fuck out of you for doing that to my ex wife.
elijah schaffer
No, it's like, yeah.
So, a couple of videos here I want to bring up, which I think would be kind of pretty interesting.
@australiantalk
No, it is great to be back here as well, Elijah, and great to be seeing you and everyone else.
Hello to all the SOBs out there.
I have missed you all.
And thank you so much for sticking with Elijah.
And thank you so much for allowing George to show you that he is certainly worthy of the role.
And he's doing everything asked of him, and it'll only get better and better because the end is better than the beginning every day of the week.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, hear this real fast.
You remember Batya, the girl that's on News Nation?
I remember the one that was like, Jews started this and Jews started that.
We wouldn't have Jews were at the forefront of every civil rights case in America.
The whole reason, dude, I remember News Nation was like, because News Nation was becoming a little bit like moderate, and they were like, to fight the information war, we're bringing in Batya, Ungat, Gatar.
And it was like, she had a Star of David.
I'm like, oh, shit, they got News Nation.
unidentified
I gotta set up a shop.
elijah schaffer
So, one of the best things about this is that Botch is back doing a podcast round again.
After doing that amazing round of podcasts where she explains, particularly, she's like, You know, I absolutely, you know, she literally said that.
She's like, I don't know why the world's turning against the Jews.
The Jews were everywhere.
The reason why you got blacks in your restaurants and segregation's gone is because Jews did that.
She literally says this unapologetically on this conference.
unidentified
She goes, The whole.
@sithlordgroyper
Just muted, bro.
elijah schaffer
I do have it muted.
I don't know how it keeps going.
@sithlordgroyper
Notification silence.
elijah schaffer
I did.
Oh, it's a computer here.
It's just like scammers that just keep callying my phone.
I'm blocking all these numbers, by the way.
I do at the end of the show.
@australiantalk
The Indian call centers are relocated from New Delhi to Frisco.
So, yes, they have your number.
elijah schaffer
No, but yeah, but she goes, and you know, even gays, the gays wouldn't be flooding your streets with gay parades because we did that.
unidentified
We did that.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, you're watching, going, are you retarded?
Do you understand what the fuck is going on?
She's like, she says this whole thing.
Now, we've watched on the show many times.
It's like a seven minute clip and it's hilarious.
She's even like, the whole reason why you guys have the legal system you have and the lawsuits that we have in America, because you never know Americans sue each other like, No one does it but Americans.
@australiantalk
Litigation.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, litigation.
It's a litigation country.
And it's like, if the Jews brought that to you, so you did, you guys used to shake hands, and now we brought you lawsuits.
And you're like, so she made this clip and was talking about the first Jews, I think in America or something like that.
Check this out.
Check this out.
This is great.
She's back on the Trigonometry, another Jewish podcast.
It's an Australian Jewish podcast.
unidentified
Yes?
@australiantalk
No, they're Pommies.
Yeah, they're British.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're Pommies.
@australiantalk
Oh, well, actually, he's from Russia.
elijah schaffer
He's a Jewish.
He's Jewish.
@australiantalk
Yeah, damn straight.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, check this out.
batya ungar-sargon
The first Jew to step foot on American soil, the first thing he did was sue an official for insulting him, and he won.
The first Jew to step foot on American soil, the first thing he did was sue an official for insulting him.
elijah schaffer
The first Jew that stepped foot on America sued someone for calling him a Jew.
Oh my gosh.
@australiantalk
Where's the lie?
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
Like our ancestors were right about everything, genuinely.
They were right about everything.
@australiantalk
Well, there's cash flow.
And obviously, they want to attain the cash because shekels don't operate here.
This is the United States dollar.
But more importantly, yeah, it's litigation and they're all about it.
And it's victimology.
It was an inception of victimology from the very beginning.
unidentified
Listen to this.
elijah schaffer
This is a little clip from her 20 minute speech.
This is just a small clip, like a one and a half minutes.
This is what I was referencing.
This is one of my favorite clips.
There's so many clips from this speech, but this is a small tidbit.
batya ungar-sargon
Himself, his Zionism puts him out of step with the rest of his party, which.
I'm sorry, only 13% stand with Israelis against the Palestinians.
This is a party whose grassroots is right now captured by the left.
And so Zionism does not have a future in the American left.
The Democratic Party's relationship with Zionism depends on whether it's willing to repudiate that far left.
And the thing that makes this so appalling is that Jews built the left in this country, we built the labor movement.
We broke the New Deal.
70% of the lawyers who worked on civil rights cases were Jews.
We've been at the forefront of every liberal and leftist issue in this country.
The absolute chutzpah of saying, you're not welcome here.
You know what it reminds me of?
When they banned smoking in bars, I was a smoker.
And I was so outraged, I was like, if there's going to be a turf war over this, surely the smokers should have gotten the bars.
unidentified
Okay?
batya ungar-sargon
And you can so easily imagine a counterfactual.
In which the left in America said, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
We can't oppose Zionism because we would lose our beloved Jews who have been there with us at the forefront every minute that we built this movement.
We have to find a way to make sure that Zionists still feel welcome.
We could never do that to them.
And they didn't do that.
They did the opposite.
elijah schaffer
There's a long speech, but I mean, that's the one to say.
Don't you know all the leftist shit and communism and retarded gay stuff?
And black rice, Jews did that.
And then you come out and go, hey, by the way, Jews did that.
And then Levin comes and gets you on TMZ and goes, are you racist and anti Semitic?
And you're like, why is it that they can say it, but I can't?
Like, that's crazy.
Foreign Interests and Leftist Shit 00:02:16
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, when they tell you who they are, listen to them, please.
@australiantalk
I don't know what to say from that.
She's mentioning Chutzpah, but she failed to tell the audience, who was a captive audience right there, that they also were intrinsic in promoting the sexual degeneracy, which is taking place now in your United States.
And making sexual vassals of your Goyan women for their men, for profit, as well as a matter of fact.
And that's shameful.
So they want to own all of the so called benefits, but they want to detach themselves from all the negative repercussions of what they think was beneficial to the country.
And frankly, it's foreign interest.
And yeah, they need to decide are they America and are they America first or are they something else?
Because apparently it appears that they may be advocating for something else, like Israel.
@sithlordgroyper
Potentially.
elijah schaffer
Well, what I think is crazy about that is it's like, would you hate fucker?
unidentified
Absolutely.
@sithlordgroyper
Every day of the week.
I think about it actually on a daily basis.
I had a dream last night about her.
She is actually hot though.
Can we just.
Are we all in agreement on that?
@australiantalk
I'm not sure.
@sithlordgroyper
You don't think she's hot?
Pull her up again, please.
batya ungar-sargon
Don't pull her up.
@sithlordgroyper
Her nose, her side profile.
elijah schaffer
She's not bad.
No, she's not bad.
And she smokes.
And you know, you're having a drink with her, you're smoking with her in a bar.
unidentified
She gets to smoke some cigarettes.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
unidentified
With the niggas.
elijah schaffer
You know what's crazy?
So I don't promote porn, but back in the day, I used to steal pornos from my grandpa, like vintage pornos.
unidentified
Yeah, I was playing with my dad's Playboys.
elijah schaffer
No, no, like pornos, like VHS pornos.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Oh, so much better acting back then.
And they were like, there was like real, real movies, like the Bikini Chain Gang.
@sithlordgroyper
Did you like the acting quality?
Well, it was just like, he was there for the stories.
elijah schaffer
You're like nine, you're like nine, and you're watching Tarzan fuck Jane in front on the sand beach.
It's like, you know, I just kind of like got into the story.
You know, I didn't understand the sexual part of it.
But I genuinely noticed one thing very important, and it was like, you know, I didn't hate the quality, but now you see like with people like, They just kind of went for it and the sex was short.
It was like two to three minutes and it was over in between the scenes.
And that's like, I didn't know people were making it two to three minutes.
Babu Vetkana and Sex Bot Warnings 00:03:14
@sithlordgroyper
It's about as long as I can go.
elijah schaffer
You're going three minutes?
@sithlordgroyper
I mean, maximum, absolute maximum.
@australiantalk
In totality with two rounds.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
With a minute in between.
@sithlordgroyper
That's like three rounds, you know.
elijah schaffer
Three minutes to get in.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, that's the whole sesh.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
I didn't know you were that.
You didn't know you were a chat.
unidentified
What could I say?
@sithlordgroyper
I get in and get out.
@australiantalk
He's a gunslinger, this guy.
I am reloading.
@sithlordgroyper
Mission focused.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but what I noticed is it was all white people in those videos.
There was no blacks having sex with our women and stuff.
And sex has become even like, like I was going to say, we're about 15 years away from the majority of men having sex with robots and AI.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm ready, honestly.
unidentified
I'm down for that.
@australiantalk
Sex bots, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Sex bots are going to take you.
They're going to take you.
@australiantalk
That's when the feminists are going to get very angry because they're going to realize there's a competitor out there and they don't talk back and they never say no.
unidentified
Correct.
@sithlordgroyper
This guy says 15 minutes of thrusts easy.
Dude, you're fucking inhuman.
What the fuck?
@australiantalk
He's not busy enough, that guy.
unidentified
15 minutes.
elijah schaffer
Do you even like her?
@sithlordgroyper
Do you even like her at that point?
@australiantalk
One thing I did want to say is by being here in Texas, Elijah, it reminds me of everything that Australia has lost.
Because we don't have the First Amendment, we don't have the Second Amendment, we have a government who keeps reminding us, including our Prime Minister and state governors or the equivalent of that, telling us that free speech does not have a place in Australia.
We cannot become like America because we need to retain social cohesion.
And if we allow all of the Muslims we've allowed into our country to speak freely about their Jewish enemies who have allowed multitudes into our country as well, There might be some riffraff, there could be some conflict.
So instead, Australians lose the right to free speech to maintain a harmonious multicultural society, which none of us ever asked for.
It's a diabolical situation, and I'm reminded of what we've lost by being here.
But one thing I do not miss is the amount of people here that do not look like Americans.
That's very unfortunate.
elijah schaffer
They're not Americans.
Tinja Dedaradi is not American, okay?
@sithlordgroyper
Vinjak Vashnu.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
It's not an amazing.
elijah schaffer
Babu Vetkana, which is actually one of our city council members, Babu Vetkana, that's not.
Babu Vetkana was literally in God of War, was the final evil boss.
You're going to fight Babu Vetkana in God of War to attain ascension.
And it was like, I got to get back to that.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like Stranger Things.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like.
Yeah, it's like Babu Vetkana.
Babu Vetkana.
Yeah, it's like we have ASU Frat Leader and they have Babu Vetkana.
We have better memers.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
@australiantalk
And the other thing as well.
elijah schaffer
What's going on with that camera?
unidentified
It's probably a loose system.
@australiantalk
I guess one thing I can say as an observation, which should, you know, Instill some type of resurgence in the people who are watching this right now is American resurgence is coming back and coming back strong because it lives in the hearts of the young men in this country.
I've listened to many of them and they aren't going anywhere and they will not accept anything but an America which is for Americans.
And maybe the boomers in the establishment class may prefer something different, but these young men will not be deterred.
They are steeled in their determination and they will overcome any challenges before them.
White Australia Party Incarceration 00:10:18
@australiantalk
It is their duty to uphold.
their birthright, which their ancestors built for them, and they will inherit it.
And if people don't want to go along with that, well, those people quickly find themselves removed as well.
So, yes, I do believe in the future of America, and I do believe in a resurgent America.
And it needs to happen because there is no alternative.
@sithlordgroyper
We have nothing to lose anymore.
You know, that's why we're so on board with the America First, and we're willing to say these things where our ancestors were not.
They were scared, and we're not scared because we know that there's really nothing left to lose but everything to gain at this point.
We have a country to save, we have our religion to.
Make part of our culture again a quintessential part of our culture and our country's identity.
And we want that so much that we're willing to die for it.
And I don't think anyone else can say the same.
elijah schaffer
You know, it's crazy.
I think someone doxed my phone number online again.
So I've had about 63 calls so far.
63.
@sithlordgroyper
Shit, my bad.
elijah schaffer
People just dox my number all the time.
And I just like don't.
And I just like turn my phone off for a while.
Then they just stop.
And sometimes I answer, I go, nigger, nigger, nigger, faggot, fucking cut bitch.
And I hang up.
@australiantalk
It's actually my phone.
So, what are they doing harassing me?
Yeah, I gave Elijah the phone to use for the show.
So, as a matter of fact, all of you guys are calling me.
Please don't do that because I need my phone open at all times.
If you wish to touch base with us, by all means, send me a message and I'll get back to you shortly.
@sithlordgroyper
We have a question here from David Smith.
He says, Ask about opinions on Joel's release from prison.
I think we've already talked about that on the show, but okay, if you want to comment on it.
@australiantalk
Okay, so Joel Davis was second in command of the National Socialist Network.
In Australia, the government decided to criminalise them because they would prefer these men don't hold the views they have and promote that type of ideology in the country.
I was constantly having to remind people that, of course, we do not live in 1933 and we live in a place called Australia and it is not Germany.
So, whatever Joel Davis is doing is something different than that.
So, the government outlawed them, they gave them to the stroke of midnight to disband, and the entire membership had to disband.
And if they did not do so, they would be incarcerated for many, many years.
Simply because of their ideology and their views held, which the government preferred they did not have.
And then it proceeded to, once it was disbanded, they'd put into practice the formulation of a new political party in Australia, which was going to be called the White Australia Party.
And they had the amount of members required to satisfy the criteria to be able to create a political party.
Their people who were going to be the leaders of that party were allowed to do so.
They were.
Considered people of good character, although the government liked to call them something different, because they hadn't committed any criminal acts.
And then Joel had responded to a female politician in our country who was antagonizing many people with views that she preferred they didn't hold as well.
And she's an advocate of a certain Zionist regime.
And Joel responded to her with the words, You need to go and rhetorically rape her in the comments.
Which everyone understands means just go on in there and tell her what you think in the comments of her social media.
Instead, she went before a court and said, They're threatening my life.
They all want to come and rape me, omitting the rhetorical.
And as a result of that, Joel Davis was incarcerated in solitary confinement for over 120 days.
And what was astonishing about it is there was a jihadist with his father who decided to go and execute 15 Jewish people during a Hanukkah celebration on Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia's most famous beach, on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
I think it was December 14th from memory last year.
These two individuals, jihadists, one was killed on the spot, the younger gentleman was incarcerated.
When he was incarcerated, awaiting trial, he was given a Quran, he was given access to his cleric, and he was given kosher, or not kosher food, halal food.
Joel Davis, meanwhile, who did not execute 15 people on Australian Beach, was held in worse conditions than that gentleman who executed 15 people.
And he was denied a Bible, he was denied books, he was denied a priest, he was denied a television, he was on 23 hour lockdown.
Like one of the homies.
Thank goodness, most recently he was bailed, but under stringent conditions wherein he cannot access social media, he cannot own a smartphone, etc., etc.
So he's walking a very fine line at the moment.
But whilst he was incarcerated, he missed the birth of his first child, he was unable to celebrate Christmas with his partner and his child, and so on and so forth.
So Joel Davis is persona non grata in Australia, according to the government.
He is literally Bin Laden or Adolf Hitler, according to the government, which is nonsense, of course.
Let's wait to see what transpires going forward.
But I wish him well.
And if anything, Joel Davis was a political prisoner in the alleged free nation of Australia.
And that's an indictment on our politicians because not one of them stood up for him and not one of them was willing to put their head on the line and say, listen, We may disagree with this guy's views, but more importantly, he is not a criminal and has not committed criminal acts.
He's just done things which we would prefer he didn't do, which are not illegal.
So, the White Australia political party was ruled illegal as well.
And basically, it sent a very clear and loud message anyone that aspires to have Australia look like what Australia always looked like up until sort of 20 years ago will be rendered mute.
And if they advocate such a position, they will find themselves incarcerated.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, you know, being a griper, I do have some feelings about it.
I mean, what happened to them is terrible, but, you know, Nick, some of us may remember in the chat when there was a.
unidentified
Can you do a full screen on you real fast?
On you?
On you.
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, yeah.
Some of us remember, especially the Groypers remember, on Halloween, there was a man who was dressed in a Nazi uniform and he was walking around and he was being berated by these women and he like smashed a bottle over their head or something like that.
That wasn't the problem.
It was the fact that he was wearing the uniform and walking around and, um, Many of us remember Nick.
He did a monologue about that and basically condemning this guy and saying, You know, you are effectively setting us back when you do stuff like that.
And you are putting a target on your own back and our backs overall if you align with us and if you connect yourselves with us.
And, you know, I think maybe there was a place for the Nazi, I don't know what I want to call it affection or affinity back in the early days of this.
And I think Australia is probably.
Where we were about 10 years ago socially.
So I understand that, but they actually went and made a, like, basically a National Socialist Party in Australia, but it was called the White Australia Party.
It's like, you know, these guys, I think, will be, people will learn from them, I hope.
And, you know, I have said this on the show a few times.
You really can't be so blatant about this stuff.
You have to, not to say the ideas are wrong or that they're, they can't be repurposed, but, That's kind of what you need to do is repurpose the ideas, the old ideologies.
You don't use the old symbols.
You create something new.
You learn from the past, but you don't try to copy the past.
And, you know, Nazis and Hitler, we've all been propagandized our entire lives to believe this one narrative about this thing.
And creating the National Socialist Party or the White Australia Party, that's, you know, it's like a lot of people that have strong sympathies for Hitler openly.
It's like you are painting a target on your back.
And you are, in my opinion, you're, You're kind of hurting yourself more than you think by doing these things.
And in reality, I think Australia needs an Australia first coalition, the same way that we have.
You use the same ideas on some level, or rather, you learn from the past, but you repurpose those ideas and you add to that for the modern context.
And I think only that way you'll start getting real political victories.
But it's going to take time, it's going to take a lot of time.
You need the media on board, you need political commentators that are all saying the same thing so that you can.
Convince the nation of this one idea, this one cause, to follow this cause?
But until you have that, and it's going to be a slow grind.
I think Australia or the white Australia party, they just tried to do too much too quickly.
And unfortunately, I think they did end up setting themselves back quite a few years, maybe five, 10 years, maybe more.
So now I think Australia is in a hard position because you're almost reliant on us to change the culture now.
And you've set yourselves back by doing these things.
And it's a shame.
I actually do like these people, I've met some of them at the events, the CPAC and all that.
And they're all great people, but you know, it is what it is.
@australiantalk
Well, they are caught between a rock and a hard place because they did deliberately annex themselves onto it, knowing that it would be extremely toxic and knowing that the mainstream media would give them coverage because of what they were saying and the way they were dressing and what they were acting or reenacting in a sense, which was quite foreign to many people in Australia.
Most Australians are politically apathetic anyway, so they were just lost on the whole thing, didn't understand why these guys were dressing in all black.
Elijah Schaefer and Rift TV Israel 00:02:27
@australiantalk
And marching down the street saying, destroy all pedo freaks with giant banners out the front of Parliament.
elijah schaffer
Hey, mute the mics real fast.
Seriously, meet the mics real fast.
@sithlordgroyper
Give us some time here, folks.
got some developing stories live.
We're almost back, folks.
unidentified
Okay.
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
This guy says, I can read lips.
They're looking at Asian dance videos.
elijah schaffer
So true.
Sorry, we're back.
@australiantalk
I got my warning.
The Australian government said if I wish to return home and not be imprisoned immediately upon arriving at the airport, I better change my rudder quick, smart.
Oh, fuck you.
elijah schaffer
We made the right people mad on this episode.
@sithlordgroyper
Here on Rift TV, we love Israel.
We love the Jews.
We are doing everything in our power to make sure they have a successful mission in Iran.
And that's that, you know.
We're doing God's work here for the Jewish people.
Australian Government and Smart Rudder 00:11:15
elijah schaffer
We have about like a third of our viewers are just hate watchers who just sit in the chat.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
In Serbia.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The big Serbian audience.
It's like, why are 10% of our viewers from Serbia getting doxxed live on air?
That's crazy.
@australiantalk
I'm surprised that people thought they could cancel Elijah Schaefer when Elijah Schaefer is intrinsic to what is taking place in the transformation of this country, particularly because he is a man who will grow into the role going forward.
And he's already got significant bona fides behind him.
Everyone remembers Elijah at the good times.
Everyone remembers Elijah at the bad times.
Everyone even remembers Elijah when he got a cake thrown in his face on his own birthday, on his own show a couple of years ago back in the Gold Coast.
But most importantly.
unidentified
That was you, right?
@australiantalk
I cannot confirm.
But most importantly, yeah, he will not be deterred because they can try to take out everyone.
They always try to do that.
But he believes in the country enough and he believes that he has a role to play.
And the audience agrees, and it's a coalition of the willing.
It's a coalition of the willing who subscribe to 1776 and a determination to once again ensure that their birthright is not stolen from them.
So, yeah, Elijah's not going anywhere, and he will come back bigger and better than ever before.
And to tell you the truth, knowing him personally, knowing the adversity he has been placed under, knowing the difficulties he has had to overcome, this man right here gives a damn, and this man has a resolve which will not be defeated.
So, if his detractors want to come at him, by all means, well, why don't you step to him in public?
Why don't you challenge him to a punch on in the ring?
And for all the little bitches out there that want to make comments, no one in our chat, of course, but other people who wish to make snide remarks and other people who try to deny him access to places, they only have to witness the way the crowd receives him in public when we attend big events where there are prominent people.
And every single instance that happens, those people come on over and they interact with Elijah and they have no problems with him.
unidentified
Yeah, he's a great guy.
@australiantalk
So you're wrong and you will lose and he will remain.
He is American.
This is his country.
He's not going anywhere.
@sithlordgroyper
He is the people's advocate.
elijah schaffer
Should we take one of the calls on air?
@australiantalk
Damn straight.
@sithlordgroyper
No, we shouldn't.
unidentified
Are you sure?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, why?
Just encourage it.
elijah schaffer
It's hilarious.
What do you think, Chad?
@sithlordgroyper
Let's get the chat's opinions.
elijah schaffer
Should we take one of these calls on air?
@sithlordgroyper
Should we take one of the calls on air?
unidentified
Good question.
elijah schaffer
It's kind of funny.
@sithlordgroyper
We'll wait for the chats to come in.
One of the doxed phone calls.
@australiantalk
Maybe we can make some calls out to people and bring them on to the show as well.
@sithlordgroyper
Cocto, he says, do it.
Third Coast, Texas Toast says yes.
@australiantalk
Shout out to Third Coast.
@sithlordgroyper
Trigger Tickler says yes.
@australiantalk
And to Cocto.
@sithlordgroyper
Doomsday says, redeem.
@australiantalk
Shout out to Doomsday.
@sithlordgroyper
Penny Lane, the show guy, and all the crew.
unidentified
100%.
@sithlordgroyper
Okay, I guess we're taking the call.
@australiantalk
Those dudes are ride or dies, and that's exactly what's required to get the job done.
@sithlordgroyper
Real Dandy Andy says, probably not smart legally, but yes, kind of want to see it.
unidentified
Okay.
@sithlordgroyper
You want us in jail?
@australiantalk
Well, the last time we did this, we actually had a strip club owner from Las Vegas call us and relate to us stories about his evenings in hotel rooms with many of his staff members after giving them LSD and the great times he had.
So I don't think we're going to get that again this time, Elijah.
Maybe this person would be more pleasant.
Maybe this person would be able to sell us on the American war machine and tell us why the military industrial complex is necessary.
unidentified
It's up here.
elijah schaffer
It's like, I'm not telling you what your number is.
It's like on Google.
Unfortunately, you can Google it.
It's not hard to find.
@sithlordgroyper
Whoever leaked it though, seriously, fuck you.
unidentified
No, it's fine.
@sithlordgroyper
Fuck you to hell.
elijah schaffer
I'm happy about it.
@australiantalk
Goliath's coming for you.
elijah schaffer
This happens like every three days.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm not happy about it.
elijah schaffer
I don't care at all.
Let me tell you, I'm going to respond to all these numbers with pictures of naked black women getting blasted by fucking syphilis dicks.
I have that shit.
I'm sending it to you.
@sithlordgroyper
He's got a whole file.
unidentified
Got a whole file.
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
7 terabyte hard drive.
@australiantalk
Georgie, how are you finding it, mate?
You've Jumped into the deep end, it was sink or swim.
And what do you know?
You're actually staying afloat, my man.
And it looks like you're knocking down walls as well.
So it's a big change for you.
You've come across country.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, well, I'll tell you.
You know, we watched that Epicurus video, and there's so much truth to that.
And I, you know, as a person, as a red pilled individual, it is kind of hard to find your place in the world, especially if you're concerned with the country and you find a lack of purpose in other areas of life, normal work.
And I did.
I had a really hard time working the normal jobs.
I wanted to do more, and I was very passionate about it.
I spent all day.
Reading Twitter basically and interacting with Groypers, and that's what I liked to do, you know.
God has mysterious ways of working, and one thing leads to another.
Elijah reaches out to me.
I end up here.
And, you know, I'll tell you, I've been some of the happiest days of my life have been here so far.
And it's really nice to have some purpose in the world and to have some real niggas to fight with, you know, for this country.
We are all real niggas, and it's nice to have them around.
And Epicurus, the reason I mentioned him earlier, is he had this theory about life, what it is to be happy, what men especially need to be happy.
His prescription for people was to find other people, live with them in the same house, and work on something together, something greater than yourselves together.
And that's really what gives you purpose and fulfillment in life.
And, you know, ever since, you know, I got a taste of that in the Navy as well.
And that's kind of how I knew there was some substance to that.
And now, having getting to do it as a civilian, but also a sexual patriot, you know, it's really a civilian, a civilian and a sexual patriot.
You know, it's really nice, it's really great.
I'm having a great time, and I'm looking forward to growing with this community.
And yeah, I think we have some bright days ahead of us.
@australiantalk
Fantastic, George.
You are rank and file, you have served your country, so no one could deny your patriotism.
So I think you might be in exactly the place God intended you to be for now.
And you enjoy the lulls as well, man.
unidentified
I do.
@australiantalk
You won't be deterred either.
You want to fight for the joint and you deserve to want to fight for the joint because if you're not fighting for the joint, what's the point of being here in the first place?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, like I said, we got nothing to lose.
You know, my whole generation, I think a lot of people feel the way I do.
And many people in my age bracket and with my political views would, you know, be happy to be here.
@australiantalk
So when are you going to primary AOC?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, I'm going to vote for her, actually.
@australiantalk
Is that right?
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Big booty Latina.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm going to vote for AOC just because she's.
Hot as long as she runs with Gavin Newsom because he's a Chad and he mugs everybody.
@australiantalk
American psycho himself, Pelosi's nephew.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, Nick, he came out with a strategy today.
He posted this on Twitter.
He said, We are voting for Democrats in the midterms, but we're looking for an America First Patriot to run in the presidential election.
So if we don't get that, if we do not get the America First Patriot to run, I'm voting for Gavin Newsom and AOC.
Hands down.
@australiantalk
Well, sometimes you've got to blow up the train on the tracks so you can replace that train with a new train and take it in different directions.
elijah schaffer
But I'm not into it.
That's a real discussion we've got to have.
unidentified
Let's do it.
elijah schaffer
On the question of whether we should vote for Democrats, I realize that the Jewish question is a very big question.
It's the biggest question besides replacement migration, in my opinion, which they're inextricably linked as well.
Right.
So I understand, you know, on two regards.
There are like three different types of creators.
There are people like Nick who are forward thinking and they're experimenting because they know that the current system doesn't work.
So they're burning it down.
And sometimes, you know, it's not the outcome that they expected, but it's sort of like what James Fishback would be like a personification of what Nick's doing, but in a different field, right?
It's like winning is not necessarily what we're trying to do.
We're trying to change the Overton window so that if it's not me, it's someone in the future, right?
I think Nick has that persona too of like, I'm not saying it's going to be me.
But it's going to happen and let's make it happen.
So, if you have to vote Democrat to do that, then we're going to do what we need to do to achieve our goals.
It's to achieve goals at all costs.
@sithlordgroyper
Are you saying that?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
I've had many conversations.
@sithlordgroyper
What's your understanding of it?
I'm interested to know.
elijah schaffer
Because it accelerates the downfall and then it basically invites in who the Wignats think should be in power.
It's like the person that we all want to be in power will come because the system will get to such a point that the right person will rise up.
And I understand accelerationist mentality and worldview for sure.
But also, like, I find that everyone who's accelerationist does not have children.
And that's been my personal take on the accelerationist worldview.
And I don't want to say it's wrong.
And maybe I'm selfish because I have kids.
Like, you know, there are like really, really, really weird people on the internet, you know?
I might actually be one of those normal people with normal lives on the internet.
I just wake up and I smoke a cigar and I have kids and I hang out and people talk shit and I just move on with my life.
But the weirdos that are out there, they're very, very weird.
And, uh, And I'm not talking about just like, oh, there's rumors about them.
In fact, most of them don't have any rumors about them.
You know, they're like jerking off to gay porn on my couch and weird shit like that.
Weird shit, nigga.
But they do weird stuff, you know, or they're like going to Kit Kat in Berlin.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Bergheim in Berlin, where they piss in people's mouths and shit like that.
These people are weird, you know?
I mean, who doesn't, God forbid a nigga gets pissed in another nigga's mouth, but that's what they do.
And these people are very degenerate.
They're very, very exploitative.
And they only care about themselves.
And you find a lot of people in the media world only care about themselves.
Now, I don't think Nick is in that road.
I don't think Fishback's in the road.
I think they're very, very selfless people who do care about the movement and people.
But I think what happens is when you have kids, it brings a sense of.
Making things bad now directly hurts your children, and they may not think of these far off generation of people that don't exist.
I have a generation that exists now, and I need to secure a better life for them now.
I need to make sure that they don't suffer unnecessarily.
And so it's a very hard dynamic for me to accept that, though I respect it, simply because it does not help my children develop and it does not grow this generation in a positive direction.
And it's like, well, yeah, but 50% of the kids are Nazis, 50% of the kids are trans.
And it's like, so you're telling me my kid has a 50% chance of being a gay trans?
That's not a great odd.
You know, it's like marriage for most Gen Z.
It's like 60% fail.
Like, I don't know if I want to get married.
Then it's like, it's like for most people say, well, I don't want to have a kid yet.
But when you have kids, you're like, do I want to spend the next eight years in a faulty society where my kids can't eat and I can't feed my children?
Voting Democrat for Single Issue 00:15:28
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
You know, I don't know if I'm willing to pay that price.
@sithlordgroyper
Let me ask you something.
Do you feel that it's going to be any better under a Republican?
Are you saying that you would prefer the Republican in power because it slows down the progress of deterioration?
elijah schaffer
No, I think that I'm getting involved in politics in terms of creating more disruption on my side and probably just only voting in local elections.
So I don't say don't vote, but I probably, if you have a Zionist Republican or a Zionist Democrat in Congress, it's pretty irrelevant to me.
I might personally go to jail when the Democrats get into power.
So I have that personal bias in place.
No, but me, I might personally go to jail, especially if they re up investigations or they say his pardons, what he said about the auto sign and say it didn't matter because he was illegitimately elected or whatever it is.
I have certain personal biases there.
But no, I'm not a big Republican voter, but I have seen starting a PAC, I have seen disrupting.
I'm not going to give away too much, but we can disrupt primaries and generals to such an extent that we can steal about 8% of the vote.
Through basically laissez faire redistricting.
Basically, people just don't want to vote either.
So they vote for you as independent.
We're going to see a surge in independent candidates.
So if you just exist on the ballot, you can steal enough from Republicans because independents don't steal from Democrats, they steal from Republicans.
That we can force Republicans to lose.
Rather than voting Democrat, we can kind of like, then we can barter our way into their admins like RFK did in the Trump admin.
I think we can kind of create offices and we can kind of blackmail them through voting sieges into maybe.
Reforming a bit in the process so that we don't get them and some of their bullshit gets cut off.
And I think we make Zionism one of the main factors of like, well, you've got to have to give up your support for Israel or you're going to lose.
And I think we can hold them hostage with vote locking.
I think that's possible.
I think it's very possible right now.
So I think there's other options, but I respect the other option of just voting Democrat.
I just don't think that would make them lose too.
But then if you vote Democrat, you don't really have any power anywhere.
You actually have no power.
@sithlordgroyper
It sends a much stronger message, I think.
And I think Nick, initially, his stance was, we're not voting at all, just like you.
He said, We're just not going to vote.
And then he started saying, We're going to vote Democrats.
And like the whole internet goes crazy about that.
And I think then at that point, he realizes, Oh, like if a bunch of Republican voters are intentionally, or rather conservative youth voters are intentionally voting Democrat, well, that hurts us way more than if they're not voting at all.
And, you know, here's my position on this whether we vote for a Republican or a Democrat, it really doesn't change the state of America at all.
You know, my whole life, whether we had Republican, In the office, or we had a Democrat in office, it seemed to be the gay, the transgender, all that bullshit, the abortions, it just like kept continuing.
It kept progressing.
The Republicans, once these things came into effect, they never tried to contest it.
And when they did, they always failed and they were totally ineffective.
And I think at this point, it's like, would I rather vote for a slow degradation of these things?
I think under Republicans, these things take a lot longer of a period on some level.
It just takes a little bit longer for these things to go into effect, but they always do go into effect, no matter what, whether it's a Democrat or Republican.
The Democrats, they're a little quicker about the social changes and progressivism, but the Republicans never take those things away.
So I guess accelerationism, it does have some substance and it seems like a good strategy because we don't.
Want the GOP anymore.
We don't want that option on the table at all.
We want America first candidates.
We want people that love us, that care about us, that actually vote in our favor and that don't lie to us when they get in their campaign and never do what we want them to do when they get into office.
So I think voting for a Democrat, it sends a much stronger message.
And I'm hoping that by doing so, they're going to start waking up and they're going to have to, like Marco Rubio in the Munich speech.
Like even Marco Rubio is starting to pair America first talking points, but we know.
Because of his financial backing, that he's not a genuine voice, you know.
And so, we want some genuine voices that are saying all those same things, but we don't want liars and we're not going to vote for liars anymore, whether they, you know, like it or not.
It's, we're just not going to give them any more credit or benefits of the doubt.
unidentified
Okay.
@australiantalk
So, you've done the equation, though, for yourself and those people who are willing to do that, to throw the baby out with the bathwater to achieve a goal, which, but for doing that, is probably unattainable.
So, that means, you know, In effect, actions have consequences.
The consequences of making that decision to vote Democrat or pump up Newsom, whatever it may be, is really a screaming loud alarm call to the GOP saying you guys are going in the wrong direction.
But because of that, you know, things are going to get a hell of a lot worse before they get better because you're going to have to deal with the ramifications of having the Democrats in control again and then be targeted.
And who knows what's going to happen?
Will they boot Elon off?
Social media platforms, as they did with the former president.
Who knows where it's going to go with free speech in regards to social media?
But at that point, I think it is short term pain for long term gain.
And so it's a foresight vision rather than looking back with hindsight when things go terribly astray with no chance of salvaging it after the fact.
And you guys are gamblers and you're willing to roll that dice because if you don't roll the dice, you'll never know.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, there is another reason why the Democrats might be a more viable choice.
And it is the Israel topic.
@australiantalk
There you go.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like, for example, in Congress, I could be wrong about the numbers slightly, but I'm not going to be off too much.
If I'm not mistaken, in Congress, there are three seats in the Republican side that do not take money from APAC.
But there's about 20 seats on the Democratic side that do not take any money from APAC at all.
And I think, even if that, like, I am a single issue voter essentially, and it is about the Israel lobby.
I want my candidates to not take money from Israel.
Whether you're Democrat or Republican, I think.
If you're not taking money from Israel, you probably have the best intentions for the country, or at least you have better intentions than the people that do, whether you're Democrat or Republican.
@australiantalk
To me, it's just terribly strange that the superpower of planet Earth, the United States of America, is beholden to a tiny region of the world who would prefer for America to advance their interests rather than American interests and conduct themselves in a manner where America has to come in and save them.
It's like the little brother who goes and picks fights and punches people in the face.
Face and runs back to his big brother and says, You can't touch me, haha, laugh.
And then the big brother's expected to defend.
And it can't be that way because you guys shouldn't be subordinate to anyone.
It has to be the opposite way.
Otherwise, what's the point of being the superpower status in the face of the planet in the first place?
@sithlordgroyper
Elijah, real quick, can you pull up that?
It's a video of Joe Biden talking about, I think it's his 60 minutes, it's not in here.
You got to actually look it up.
It's a 60 minutes interview of Biden, and he's talking about a conversation he had with Netanyahu.
And he's saying, you know, you can't bomb these people.
I don't know if we can find it here.
But it's Joe Biden condemning Netanyahu effectively about his.
Palestinian aggression.
I don't know if we can find it.
@australiantalk
And therefore, the question is Does Israel's retaliatory actions against allegedly Hamas dissuade future jihadis or does it in fact create more jihadis?
Through the indiscriminate bombing, through the collateral damage, through what we've seen taken place there, does that inspire more jihadis or does it dissuade the future creation of jihadis?
@sithlordgroyper
Well, look what happened when they killed their supreme leader.
unidentified
100%.
@australiantalk
But if it's the former rather than the latter, If it does not dissuade them and only, in fact, instigates and inspires a new generation of jihadis who seek retribution because their family members have been slaughtered indiscriminately, well, that does appear that it's a perfect game plan for Israel to have perpetual war and to be able to justify, well, they're still in existence.
And I've heard the argument made, and I find it abominable, as a matter of fact, by some people who appear to be representatives of the Israeli government.
Who say, yes, they may have been children, but by wiping out those children, what we're doing is we're preventing the future creation of jihadis because these seven year old boys were going to grow up to be jihadis.
So if we get rid of them now, we don't have to deal with them later.
And frankly, that is unconscionable.
It is inhumane.
And it is not the way nations should conduct themselves.
And it is not standard operating procedure.
And it must be avoided at all costs.
And if they're unwilling to curb their own interest in wanting to continue that type of conduct, well, they must be bought to heal.
And then they will fall into line.
And if they aren't willing to do so, well, they're going to have to suffer a fate which they would never expect.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but single issue voting doesn't work really well.
And also, I'll say this I do think it's narrow sided.
And that's why I think a lot of this reactionary voting doesn't really take into account the swath of the voters, which is why it's not taken very seriously by the establishment.
You know, I've worked a lot in lobbying groups, a lot in election groups, campaign groups, and it's like, We are simply not big enough of an electorate right now in our views to really impact elections in the wake.
Well, and go ahead and start then.
I won't dissuade you.
So it's like, if that's what you feel, you know, according to the facts that you know that that's where God has led you and that's what you guys need to do, I'm not going to counter signal the Groypers and what they think they need to do, but that's not me.
That's not what I would do.
I realize that we still have a very strong boomer voting block, very strong Gen X block.
In fact, much stronger, I believe, than the Gen Z and the millennial voting bloc.
And it's just that's not going to fly with them and it's not going to work.
But when you tell them, hey, like, you know, they like Israel, but they don't like the shit that's going on.
And so when you say, look, hey, you know, you mask it as like, you know, hey, look, well, we'll concede the votes to you and we'll draw out of the race a week before to make sure that you win against the Democrat.
But you do have to create an office against H 1B visas in Texas for the next four years, as well as a lack of foreign aid.
It's like we can't control federal foreign aid, but we can stop, like, Arkansas gives money to Israel.
So does Texas, we can stop foreign aid from Texas and stop the H 1B problem.
And it's not where we want to go, but at least it does something and gives us some credibility so that we infiltrate the party.
And I just don't think that we can infiltrate the Democratic Party at the moment.
We could maybe, maybe someone has an example for that.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't think so at all.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I think these are just the same desire, but it's like I feel like we're jumping the gun there.
I just don't see how.
You know, what's going to happen if the Democrats win is there's going to be impeachment trials, and impeachment trials have nothing to do with impeachment.
They're not going to go after Laura Loomer and Mark Levine.
@sithlordgroyper
Well, they're going after Trump.
elijah schaffer
No, they're going to go after us.
unidentified
They're going to go after us.
elijah schaffer
They're going to go after the base that he abandoned.
They're going to go after us.
I've been through this, dude.
I've been through FBI investigations.
I've been through depositions.
I've been through the bullshit.
They just say they're going after Trump and they go after white identitarians, people that love the country, and they want to squash us.
And then they open up the border.
And they fire everyone in the DHS.
You get another 10 million people over four years.
It's just not the solution, in my opinion.
You know, you're going to get more problems than it's going to help.
Trying to infiltrate the party.
@sithlordgroyper
But if you vote for the GOP, you don't vote for them.
elijah schaffer
You don't vote for them.
You run campaigns, dark campaigns.
So I'm not telling anyone right now, which I'm working on doing.
And you start like Brandon Herrera, you start, you know, working on dark campaigns.
You start working on dark money.
And like that's sort of what I've always done.
Like podcasting is like a hobby.
You know, it's like, so it's kind of irrelevant.
I've always more been like an agent provocateur behind the scenes.
And Nick knows, and my friends know that I'm always trying to really infiltrate the system and get in there.
And, you know, like when I had to go lobby for H 2B visas at Mar-a-Lago just to fucking get the Florida, you know, congressional committee to stop permitting new H 1Bs, I was doing the time when Trump would like, basically, it wasn't even, it was Trump was like considering like blocking H 1Bs.
And I had to go, you know, work on like trying to get pre-approvals for H 2Bs for golf courses, which I don't even agree with in order to get Tom Cotton and some of the other senators to try to like block H 1Bs.
That's politics.
Politics is going in there and trying to lobby.
on behalf of a special interest for a visa you don't like because you like it 90% more than you like the other one.
@australiantalk
That's a compromise.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you go, you look, H2Bs have no pathway to, to, H2Bs have no pathway to citizenship.
So while I don't want foreigners working here, in fact, H2Bs are like slaves, right?
They're like slaves, which is kind of based.
Um, it's like a slave class and, you know, they can't really send the remittances in the way that the H1Bs can.
They don't have the same banking privileges.
They can take money with them at a certain amount of the country, but they're really treated like third worlders, sort of like the way Qatar treats their, their slave class.
And H2Bs are very unpopular because they don't have a pathway to citizenship.
They have no voting block.
So I have to go to Smaragalgo.
And go lobby, you know, Cotton and the rest of these people and go sit with people who I'm like, I'm sitting at a table with Republicans who are like, don't just love these cheap, you know, third worlders or racists like I am.
And you're like, no, I don't think this is right.
But you could bite your fucking tongue, sit there at a table and go, you know, you have a point, buckaroo.
Anyways, you know how you can get people to support H2B?
And he says, what I told, this is what I said at the lobbying dinner.
I go, you know how we could get young right wingers and dissident right to support H2B?
Tell them you're gonna put a definitive block on H1B in South Carolina.
Put an H1B block on North Carolina, get a three state triad, and say you're going to have H2Bs and you're going to swap out all the H1Bs with H2s and you're giving them a three or four month window to work.
And then you have to go home and they can't come back till the next season and they don't have chain migration.
It's like that sounds like a loss to most people.
You're going, oh, so you're for H2Bs.
No, I'm fucking not.
In fact, those should both be illegal.
Both of these visas should be heavily regulated, I should say, heavily regulated.
There's obviously a place for foreign temp workers when it comes to cleaning shit out of toilets or You know, dying on railroads, building our railroads, or things like that.
But you got to do what Australia did when they did the Watt Australia policy.
You bring the child, it's essentially H2B, but regulated.
It's like, come in, build our railroads, now get the fuck out.
And they kicked him out.
And so it's like, to me, I don't know.
I just live in the real world with actual policy and genuine litigation and actual arguments.
It's like, yeah, am I far right?
A hundred percent.
Am I hardline right?
Am I pro white?
Am I, do I think we won World War II?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Do I think the Holocaust happened the way they said it did?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Do I think US's liberty was attacked?
unidentified
Sure.
elijah schaffer
These are all basic ass talking points.
That don't interest me very much because it's like well understood.
Is Gaza being genocided?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Is there an ethnic cleansing going on against Christians in Lebanon?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
You know, like does Israel treat Christians well?
No.
Do they control our government?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I already know all that.
@sithlordgroyper
But if Rubio wins, we're going to be back in Iran.
unidentified
Of course.
@sithlordgroyper
We're going to be back in Iran.
elijah schaffer
Absolutely.
Gaza Genocide and Hardline Right 00:07:50
elijah schaffer
I didn't say vote for Rubio.
@sithlordgroyper
I know, but I'm saying like if you don't take the.
I think not voting is probably a great move.
I think many.
elijah schaffer
You're jumping it with Rubio.
We don't know what to do yet.
You don't know what to do in 2028.
I don't even know what to do.
@sithlordgroyper
I think they're positioning Rubio after the Munich speech.
I'm totally convinced that he's going to be the front runner.
I think he's going to be the strongest.
I think JD Vance is extremely unpopular.
Rubio, he's pulling a lot higher.
I think he's going to be the most.
But look at his backing it's Miriam Adelson.
And Gavin Newsom, he recently did say something about being pro Israel.
I don't know how deep that goes.
I think the Democratic base is so much more anti Israel than the Republican base.
So it's almost like maybe it is, you know, if you are a single issue voter about the Israel cause, it might actually be a better option to vote Democrat because these people, I don't think they're going to bring us to war.
I think they're going to start detaching a little bit from Israel as a whole, or at the very least the current Israel regime.
I don't think the GOP today will detach even from the regime, the current regime of Israel.
@australiantalk
Well, this idea that you're speaking about, George, as well, which is.
Prevalent in the minds of gropers.
It's almost, they're in lockstep with that and it is their position.
I think it's born out of exasperation through the failures of successive governments in your country who have demonstrated they're unable to rectify these ongoing issues.
@sithlordgroyper
They were reactionaries.
@australiantalk
100%.
So they've brought it upon themselves.
And, you know, when it gets to the ninth hour or the eleventh hour, maybe you guys will change depending on if they're willing to meet you halfway.
But as it stands right now, they haven't indicated any.
Stretch of the imagination, they are willing to take into account your generation's feelings and therefore create policies which would favor you rather than not favor you.
You have been left with no alternative.
You feel backed into a corner.
So I can understand why you want to do it, but I also totally understand Elijah's point of view with this.
And that is because you have the majority of people that would vote right in this country who are beholden to a different belief system who could never compromise on it.
They're rusted on voters, as it were, and they will never vote for the opposition.
This is something that's going to have to be sorted out in the wash.
Hopefully, cooler heads can prevail.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we'll see what Nick's orders are during the campaign.
I think whatever he says, we'll do.
We will rape, kill, and die for Nicholas J. Cole.
In Minecraft.
No, in real life.
In Minecraft.
elijah schaffer
In Minecraft life.
@australiantalk
Shout out to conservative Bob as well.
As a matter of fact, I found one for you, Bob, and you'll be able.
Appearing to explain to you their position at length in the next couple of weeks as well.
So I'll be sure to send you my very clip and yeah, bring you up to speed very quickly.
@sithlordgroyper
I did send you that video, the Biden video and DMs, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, give me a second here.
I don't think we have my DMs on chat.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I won't pull it up yet, but I think just to put a cap on this topic, it's a good video to watch.
elijah schaffer
There's a lot to talk about.
I should probably, we're going to be doing some good events coming up as well here.
@australiantalk
We're back tomorrow, not Elijah.
elijah schaffer
We're back every night, even on nights like tonight where I don't want to go live.
Yeah, we're doing live tonight.
joe biden
Very cool.
To Israel.
@sithlordgroyper
Check this out.
joe biden
Immediately after their attack by Hamas, eight days later, whatever it was.
And I told him we were going to help.
I said, but Bibi, I said, you can't be carpet bombing these communities.
And he said to me, well, you did it.
You carpet bomb, not his exact words, but you carpet bomb Berlin, you dropped a nuclear weapon.
You killed thousands of innocent people because you had to in order to win the war.
But that's why we came up with the UN.
New deals by which, what would we do relative to civilians and military?
unidentified
So he was comparing 21st century war tactics, battle tactics, with World War II.
joe biden
Well, what he was really doing was he was going after me for saying, You can't indiscriminately bomb civilian areas.
@sithlordgroyper
Do you think Trump is saying that?
joe biden
Even if the bad guys are there.
unidentified
No.
joe biden
Even if the bad guy is there, you can't take out 2, 10, 12, 1,500 people, innocent people, in order to get the one bad guy.
And he made the legitimate argument, his perspective said, look, these are the guys that killed my people.
These are the guys that are all over in these tunnels.
Nobody had any idea the miles of tunnels are down there.
It's amazing what they built.
unidentified
All right, that's it.
elijah schaffer
You know, you can bring me back on the screen myself, by the way.
So here's the deal.
Um, People are mad that we're back on air doing pilot episodes.
A lot of people.
I've been getting a lot of hate my whole life.
And one of the things is kind of the Democrats is like, I just, why Slightly Offensive and Rift have always been okay is I've never been one to police my crew's beliefs.
And I think I'm one of the only people who doesn't do that.
Like, I will vehemently just let someone say something antithetical to what I believe and tell everyone to go do something antithetical.
And I'm not here to get you to be the Elijah show.
It's been my biggest downfalls, actually.
I'm not trying to get you to be the Elijah show.
I don't want you to do what I'm telling you to do.
I want you to be loyal to me in the fact that you're loyal to the movement.
And if ultimately we have the same goal, if you have different methods, I'm okay with that.
But you have to be loyal in the character test, like a fraternity.
It's like you still got to be loyal to me.
You can't turn your back on me as a person.
But ultimately, why I expect you to be loyal is based, is predicated on the fact that we have the same goal.
So people like, you know, I don't know if Sneeko and I have the same goal.
unidentified
You don't.
elijah schaffer
I think Sneeko wants to be famous and he wants to be liked.
You know, I think John Zurka and I have similar goals.
I think people like Nick and myself have similar goals.
I think the Hodge twins, though they're black, have similar ideas and goals.
The Hodge twins would lynch blacks if they could.
They would do that.
They hate niggas and they're black.
But I love them.
Shout out to the Hodge twins.
@australiantalk
Yeah, man, we love them.
@sithlordgroyper
Jesse Lee Peterson.
elijah schaffer
Jesse Lee Peterson.
unidentified
Amazing.
@sithlordgroyper
Amazing.
elijah schaffer
If it was for Jesse Peterson, he wouldn't even exist.
He would say, if you said, you told Jesse Lee, if I could make blacks not exist in America and you couldn't exist, would you have done your existence?
unidentified
You're like, Amazing.
Amazing.
@australiantalk
We're going to get Jesse back on the show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we love Jesse.
@sithlordgroyper
He'll certainly come back on.
@australiantalk
He's brilliant, man.
We love Jesse.
elijah schaffer
Do you want anything from Taco Bell?
unidentified
Do I?
You got one item?
I'm good.
elijah schaffer
Split what I got?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it works.
unidentified
That works.
@australiantalk
How long have we been running for tonight, Georgie boy?
@sithlordgroyper
We're at about three hours now.
@australiantalk
There you go.
What's the chat think of George at the moment?
Is he holding it down, ladies and gentlemen?
I think he's holding it down.
I think he's been phenomenal.
How are the sound effects, George?
Any sound effects tonight?
@sithlordgroyper
We had a few air horns.
@australiantalk
Very good.
unidentified
Very good.
@australiantalk
Are you air horning your own comments as well?
You do have that right as producer of the program.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I, no, I don't actually.
I don't do that.
@australiantalk
I think you should occasionally, mate.
I think it's all in jest.
After all, this show is a satirical show, ladies and gentlemen.
The things you hear on this program do not necessarily agree with everything the government would prefer you hear, but you deserve it because you have the right, because you own a pair of ears and you're allowed to hear whatever the fuck you want to hear.
This is America.
@sithlordgroyper
It is America.
It's my country.
elijah schaffer
I love it.
@sithlordgroyper
I love being here.
I love this country.
I love America.
I love Christianity.
Uber Eats Tipping and Minority Hate 00:04:47
@sithlordgroyper
And we're going to fight for it.
elijah schaffer
Ever since you told me not to tip on Uber Eats, because we don't want to enable minorities to go here, it's the craziest idea I've ever heard.
@sithlordgroyper
You don't do it, right?
elijah schaffer
Well, I tried it like twice, and they actually got my order right this time.
@sithlordgroyper
Do not tip minorities on Uber.
Don't encourage them.
We only tip whites in general at restaurants, on Uber.
We only tip whites.
They're working hard.
They should be having those jobs.
They're not getting paid enough because there's so many immigrants working for cheap.
You know, that's not okay.
We want whites to work at the post office and make enough to live.
We want them to drive Uber Eats and make enough to live.
elijah schaffer
Okay, listen.
I'm going to end here.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let me end here.
All right.
@australiantalk
Closet at full screen.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let's get at this.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I was not going to do a show tonight because it's been three months since I've seen my kids.
And not for any lawful reason.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I know you guys have been told a lot of things on the internet which are not true, and they're not standing in court at all.
What the court said is that my children should not have been taken from me.
And in fact, it is procedural misconduct.
And it is incorrect that they're not with me right now.
And they have ordered them to return to the United States and have ordered my ex wife to return to the United States because this is heavy misconduct.
Some say perjury, some say fraud.
I'm not, but I leave it there.
And people say I deserve it.
Let me ask you this You think I deserve punishment for lies from a gay Jew?
Do my sons deserve to not have their father around?
I think they don't deserve that.
They're innocent young kids, whether you're in Palestine, whether you're in Lebanon, whether you're in Iran, you're in Mexico, the cartels are after you, or you're in the United States and you have Epstein or whatever it is after you.
You're a kid and you're innocent.
You don't deserve pain.
You don't deserve punishment because of the sins of adults.
And my wife and I's relationship not working out, nobody's relationship really works out.
Whatever, shit happens.
It doesn't concern you guys.
It's not your business.
But for my kids to have to pay a price, of which even the Supreme Court of Florida and Texas agreed with me, I'm vindicated fully saying your kids should not have been taken from you.
This legislation is incorrect.
This was extremely dishonest and deceptive from both your ex wife and her legal department.
And this shows that there were bad intentions involved to then use kids as pawns.
It's disgusting.
As adults, if you're married right now, or if you ever want to get married, I want to tell you one rule leave kids out of it.
Children should not be treated like toys, whether it's for abuse, sexual exploitation, child labor, or even in your marriage to be used to try to get back at the other person, whether you're a man or a woman, the sin is still the same.
Leave the kids out of your mess.
Don't put it on, which is why I'm against abortion.
And even those people who said I had an abortion never had an abortion.
I always tell people who want to get an abortion, I say this.
Say the same thing.
I say the same thing.
I say this.
You sin once, don't put the sin on a child.
That's a kid.
Enjoy the child.
The child doesn't choose how it's born.
But my kids are born, and I'm grateful to the Supreme Court of Texas, grateful to the Supreme Court of Florida for agreeing with me that what was done to me was wrong.
And we'll see how it goes as trials begin against the perpetrators of this injustice.
And I appreciate it.
To my children, I'd like to say this.
Mommy and the rest of her family are going through a tough time, and so is daddy, but we love you.
And I just want to say, you know, personally, from the bottom of my heart, I'm doing this for you.
And I'm doing this.
I'm going to keep fighting till the very end because you matter.
And your daddy's not going to let foreign countries, even though you don't understand what I'm saying, he's not going to let lies from mommy or anybody out there, whether daddy lies, no one should ever be getting in the way of you having a loving mom and a dad in your life.
You should have your in laws, your grammy and your pappy, you have your grandpa.
And your grandma, she was alive here to talk to you, to tell you, you should have those people in your life.
Not all your uncles will be in your life, but I will tell you, you should have access to your family, and nobody should be depriving kids of a happy and healthy life with their own parents.
It's evil and it's sick, and everyone who facilitated this is in the wrong.
And for my own children, I will get justice.
The rest of you guys watching, I love you, sons.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday.
It wasn't my choice.
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elijah schaffer
But it is what it is.
We'll have happier days ahead.
To Ben, if people want to find you and follow you, how can they follow you?
@australiantalk
Oh, just go to Elijah Schaefer and follow him.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
It's Australian Ben.
He's being modest.
Australian Ben or Australian Talk.
unidentified
My bad.
@australiantalk
At Australian Talk.
@sithlordgroyper
At Australian Talk on X.
He has a great account.
He's in spaces all the time.
You can hop in there and talk to him basically every night.
@australiantalk
Well, we can do that occasionally.
Yeah.
I'll get back into a little bit more, but I've been.
Treading very carefully given the circumstances in Australia, but by all means, uh, plenty of people have reached out and we'll be kicking off some big things on spaces when I return home in another month or so.
And we're going to push the envelope, and I, yeah, I'll keep my powder dry with that.
But yes, uh, rest assured that it may make some headlines.
@sithlordgroyper
And I'm Georgie, my tag is, um, at Sith Lord Groper right there.
If you want to follow me, I'm keeping the account, I know it's like a little corny or whatever, but all the Gropers have retarded names and, um, You know, I'm one of you, so I'm keeping it.
unidentified
All right.
@sithlordgroyper
You want to sign off here, Elias?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
The rest of you guys watching have a great night, a great Thursday.
Seek God.
Happy Holy Week.
And may God bless the United States of America.
I'm signing out.
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