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All right.
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That's what you get as a woman for trying to talk on my show.
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You know what I mean?
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I was like, what is this?
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Who ordered this?
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Yep.
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And then God was like, goodbye.
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No, actually, we have no idea what happened right there.
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Imagine we have like a timer if a woman talks more than two minutes.
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Like, the internet shuts off.
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That would be based.
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No, but that someone said the new lives at ElijahisGay.com.
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Thank you.
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And also, someone just said, shut the fuck up.
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And then also someone said, please, Sarah, you were about to cook White Queen.
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She actually was.
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That's actually a joke.
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I actually do not know what happened there.
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I don't know.
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So I don't know what happened.
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But Sarah was going to baby.
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I think, no, I don't think it was God.
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It was Satan shut that down.
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So go on what you were saying.
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We love our queen.
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We support you.
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We support your rant.
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No, I don't even know what I was talking.
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I think the point I was making is like, all these MAGA people are basically liberals.
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They never support Christian nationalism or like the Catholic Church having any real power over morality and like our social policies and stuff.
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And then they're going to be like, oh, the Pope's a total liberal.
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And it's like, because what he said, like, immigrants can be good and we should be nice to them or something.
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It's like, maybe he's just like a nice guy.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, I probably wouldn't agree with him on his immigration policy, but it's like, stop pretending like you're like high and mighty over the literal Pope.
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And also, just give him some time.
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Like, what?
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You're pulling up tweets from five years ago to make this prediction about everything he's going to do.
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I don't know.
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I mean, even just like the fact that like he's marked as like moderate, basically.
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Like he, people are saying like he's, he was elected to try to like bring the traditional and progressive sides like together.
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And there is kind of like a big rift in the Catholic Church right now.
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So it would be good to like see more unity on, you know.
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Yeah, so I wouldn't call MAGA liberals.
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I would call them populists.
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And I do think that what we're seeing in MAGA is a populist movement.
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They scooped up a lot of libertarians, a lot of independents, and a lot of people who were first-time voters.
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So, and I think when we've seen populist movements occur in history, we typically see revival come quickly after.
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And the way I explain that is if you read the Bible, it talks about new Christians, right?
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They can't take on solid food.
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What they can do is have milk because they're babies.
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They're just learning things.
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And as they progress with their faith and see that their faith does produce good outcomes in their lives, they can progress to further and further solid foods.
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So while the Pope may be a population, I don't know the guy.
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While the Pope may be a populist, while majority of MAGA movement is populist, while Trump is a populist, it might birth something better out of it.
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Because like a lot of people are just hitting their heads against the wall, they're racing down a path of destruction and they just, they realize they can't do it anymore.
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So I'm hopeful.
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I'm hopeful that out of this populist movement, we will see a revival.
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Yeah, but okay.
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Sorry.
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By the way, sorry to the tech people.
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That was nobody's fault.
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That was just the internet just literally went down.
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So that's totally my bad.
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But we're back up and then suddenly it also just like restarted in YouTube like midstream, but it started a new stream.
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So now we're just like randomly starts with Sarah saying nothing.
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It's totally a nightmare.
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However, with the Pope, I don't have a lot of strong opinions about it besides the fact that they brought up tweets.
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Colin Ruge says this, ready.
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He said this.
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He goes, everything you need to know about Pope Leo, he's born Robert Francis Provost.
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Born in Chicago in 1955.
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His father was a U.S. Navy veteran who fought in World War II.
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His mother was a librarian.
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He completed his secondary studies at the minor seminary of Order of St. Augustine before earning his Bachelor of Science in Mathematics at Villanova University.
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Provost speaks multiple languages, including English, Spanish, Italian, French, and Portuguese.
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He spent much of his career in Peru serving as a missionary and seminary teacher.
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He was appointed by Pope Francis in 2023 to recommend bishop nominations worldwide.
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He's the first American-born pope in history.
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Provost has shared pro-immigration posts to his exit count in the past.
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He opposes the promotion of gender ideology because it is confusing because it seeks to create genders that don't exist.
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He previously called out Western news media for fostering sympathy for beliefs and practices that are at odds with the gospel.
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He specifically called out the homosexual lifestyle and alternative families comprised of same-sex partners and their adopted children.
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And he also has a little belly and a very soft frame.
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Well, he does.
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He's a very lazy little, he's like a soft.
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Yeah, I was saying like he has a nice face, like a kind-looking face.
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Yeah, he looks a little bit like Indian to me a little bit, you know?
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He sort of has that like Indian guy.
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Like not the actual face, but like Indians have the same physiogamy, like the older, like lighter-skinned Indians in the higher caste system.
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That's the Chicago tan.
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Is that really?
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That's what that is, yeah.
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What is that?
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What is Chicago tan?
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It's what it looks like.
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Look up Chicago people.
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Okay.
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Hold on, wait.
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Let me look up.
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Let me type in real quick.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
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Yeah.
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He has like a Chicago man.
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You're right.
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Yeah.
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I have no idea.
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I've actually never heard this before.
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All right.
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I guess all I'm going to say on this is, you know, critics are saying that he's very progressive.
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Harry Sisson, for instance, he said that, you know, the new Pope called it Trump's insane anti-immigration rhetoric back in 2015.
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He's been anti-Trump for a while.
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By the way, I'm trying to get through this segment because I don't want to talk about this.
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I don't actually don't care, but we had to talk about this.
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I don't care because I'm not Catholic.
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And so this has, like, it's like, why am I going to weigh on the Catholics Pope?
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It's like about, it's like, it's like weighing in and being like, oh my gosh, the Mormons selected a new high priest.
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It's like, okay, well, I mean, good for them.
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They do control a lot of rhetoric.
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They do have a large population that follows what the Pope says.
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Yeah, but I meant like all these details.
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It's like, it's like, let's just wait and see what he says, you know?
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Yeah, exactly.
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That's what I'm saying.
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I'm like, we don't even know what he's going to say.
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Yeah, but I agree with you on that.
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But I'm just saying, like, it's like a, it's one of these things, though, where he doesn't actually wield political power in an elected office, but I do think the Vatican actually has a lot more control in the world than they let on.
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But I don't know if the Pope himself has that power.
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I think it's a lot like Kash Patel getting in.
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I think that there's a deep state within the Vatican that controls a lot of the politicians.
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I think the Vatican's involved even in sex scandals, like with Epstein and stuff.
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I believe there's a lot of evidence that, but it's not like the Pope and the Cardinals necessarily.
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It's like there are bad cardinals.
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There are bad people because it's a very ancient institution.
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And it's been infiltrated, right?
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So it's like people are like, oh, the Vatican's satanic and they're pedophiles.
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I bet you there are satanic people in the Vatican and I bet you there are pedophiles there too.
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But it's the same discount when people say, oh, all Catholics are pedophiles or priests.
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But it's like, okay, well, you're more likely to get molested in a public school than you are by a priest.
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So then is every high school teacher a pedophile?
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No.
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It's like, you know, it was actually crazy.
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We had a guy explain per capita on our last show for about 20 minutes.
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And I don't think that was the definition of per capita.
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Well, he was doing like a weird reverse version.
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I mean, technically it was per capita, but he was doing it in a way that like didn't make sense.
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It was like using reasoning.
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It was like, okay, well, just because blacks are more likely per capita to have violence on whites doesn't mean that you're more likely to get murdered by a black than by a white person.
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And you're going, well, that's not really what per capita is there to explain, you know?
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Not probability, that's probabilities, which is an entirely different mathematical or quantitative functional subject.
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I try to basically say, I was like, you know, I've done probabilities.
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You're kind of doing predictions, and that's probabilities.
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That's not, you can use statistics to have probabilities, but it's like, it is interesting that a lot of, you know, rappers and stuff typically don't understand, I don't think, very well per capita.
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Yeah, thank God for implicit bias.
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Correct.
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But per capita, certain groups of people don't understand the phrase per capita at a higher rate than others.
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I've noticed that too.
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Yeah.
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Well, I think that's why instead of being statisticians, they go off and then they make a song called Hail Hitler.
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He did double down, so I will give him props for that.
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Yeah.
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Someone else says, Adam is the best.
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Yo, from Idaho, the cool northern panhandle part, not the gay, faggotry, southern part.
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Very, very cool.
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Despite dealing with how good we're doing here with a stream shutting down, we cross streams in the bathroom.
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Just us too.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Just us.
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We were actually, we actually, there's a Cutco convention going on next to our office.
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So we're in such a good neighborhood that Cutco has offices next to us.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Literally next door to us is like a clothing donation like storage center.
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And that's the kind of money we have at this studio.
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You know what I mean?
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You ever come in here and you feel really impressed?
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I do.
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I do.
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Smells like cat piss and poor decisions.
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Yeah.
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And some of those poor decisions may have involved cat piss, but you are what you eat, and that's why they call Mike Mr. Cat Piss.
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Am I right?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, don't do another, don't ever do a two-hour show after a two-hour show within like a couple minutes after eating a bunch of fried chicken.
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Not a good idea.
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I want to talk about things that I want to talk about here.
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We'll get back to that because we'll probably be talking about the new Pope for a while.
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I would like, I'd like to talk about this new song by Kanye West, the song Hail Hitler.
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It came out today and it is already being censored, right?
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So we played a little bit of the song in the beginning.
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Kanye West has made this song and it's, you know, people are very shocked.
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Like, why is anyone offended by this?
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Because the lyrics are just like, Hail Hitler, nigga, Hail Hitler, Hail Hitler, nigga, Hail Hitler.
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And people are like, well, okay, well, then what is everyone offended about?
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Yeah.
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You know what I mean?
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Like when wet ass pussy won Song of the Year a couple years ago, like this is the thing that tests you off?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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What if my pussy is wet ass?
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Huh?
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What if, what if it is?
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Does that offend you?
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Are you the police now?
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Oh, Ben Chapara was offended by that.
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I remember.
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Yeah.
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Remember when he read it and it gave me an inverted penis?
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He was like, I heard him.
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I was like, it was like, he's like, you know, touch my butt.
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Yeah.
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I gotta, I gotta go top, make it drop.
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Make it drop in my wet ass pussy and your pussy's wet.
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And basically, Bullin Branch sheets.
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You can go to promo code Daily Wire for a wet ass pussy.
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Hey, they gave me $10,000 back when I was on Blaze.
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Based.
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Honestly.
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Bullen Branch.
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Yeah.
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Oh, nice.
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Yeah, it was really weird.
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You'd be like, look at this black guy committing crime.
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Anyway, Bullin Branch has luxury high thread count sheets for the whole family.
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Protect yourself from that wet-ass pussy.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Plastic sheets have to be bought at Walmart.
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I hope your parents aren't watching this one.
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When I give up, I just end up getting degenerate on the show.
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So let's try to, I'll try to be good.
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All right, then.
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I was making a point that that song really did win like Song of the Year.
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Yes.
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It was everywhere.
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And like, now we're offended by this.
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Like, well, listen, there was a path to get here.
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There was a path to get here.
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And it started a long time ago.
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This is just the natural conclusion.
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Also, Gavin McKinnis was in the studio the other day.
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He may have, he may or may not have been urinating into a cup while he was on the show.
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Oh, yeah, he did my pee the right over there in the ground.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So maybe that's the cat piss actually.
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Is that actually why cat piss in here?
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No.
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That is human piss.
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Okay.
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All right.
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It's only pissed.
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On a very high meat diet.
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It smells like nitrogen and ammonia.
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Does it really?
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Yeah.
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Are you serious?
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A little bit.
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That may have been Gabriel we were cooking.
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Oh, no, that's actually not a joke because Gav was pulling his penis out on air the other day and was peeing into cups through the whole show.
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Was just putting cups of urine on the table.
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It's actually not a joke.
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With on neurotic, too, didn't he?
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Oh, did he?
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I think he did it on erotic.
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Yeah, that pulled the stream with a quarterback Aaron.
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It was where does he always do things like that?
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Well, he'll poop out of his poopy toilet paper out of his butthole and show it to me.
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Well, as Anthony Kumia said, he said that he has the bladder of a hummingbird.
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So that may be it.
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But anyway, so the reason why I bring it up is because he was saying that, you know, in the 80s, even before that, probably when punk rock was around, people regularly wore swastikas.
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And even David Bowie talked about hailing Hitler and he wanted to bring Nazism back or whatever.
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So, I mean, whether you believe or not that Ye is actually espousing these ideologies, I think that's that's besides the point.
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I mean, rap is kind of meant to be, uh, it's meant to be controversial, it's meant to go against the paradigm.
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It's meant to like, yeah, like just kind of challenge these to ask quotes.
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So, you know, and me and Lija were talking about this earlier.
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You can talk about killing people all day, but once it comes to hailing Hitler, that's a step too far.
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Also, yeah, like you said, but what if the taxi company is called Hitler?
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I mean, that's a that's a viable, the viable thought.
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That's probably what the song's about.
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Remind me, though, to actually get our we have a carpet cleaner.
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Remind me to like get someone probably in here soon to clean the carpets because that's actually gross if you think about it.
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He actually probably did pee on the floor, you know what I mean?
► 00:13:10
Was he actually sitting where I'm sitting?
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We were also peeing on each other's faces too earlier.
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It was a low pile, too.
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So, what I was gonna say, but remember when we were peeing each other's mouths earlier, and you that could have been it, less asparagus next time.
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That's true, that was all sorry, Sarah.
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Uh, I hope your parents aren't watching the show.
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I might crash out for a second time, so he really hopes it's not happening.
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You can't leave, yeah, you're on the clock.
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Oh, I'm sorry, she's not alive.
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So far, we've covered uh Hitler and the Pope and peeing each other's face exactly.
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Yeah, but that's just for research purposes as R D. Um, this is turning into a shit show, but okay, let me let me uh let me move on here.
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Uh, that being said, that did happen.
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He did pee in cups.
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I just had to clarify that, but uh, no, but the uh, the Hitler thing is interesting because yeah, it's like you know, yeah, so it's totally okay to sing about suicide, right?
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Papa Roach, yeah, suicide to sing about Satan to you guys saying hell Satan, right?
► 00:14:07
Like, literally, you people say Hitler's Hitler was possessed by the devil, people say that all the time, but so you're not allowed to sing about the guy that was possessed by the devil, but you can sing about the devil himself, right?
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It's kind of weird.
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This is what I'm saying: like, I think it is the natural conclusion of the depravity that we have invested ourselves in across the past couple of decades when there's nothing left to say, nothing left to do.
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Where do you go?
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The one thing you can't talk about.
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That's what I think he's doing too.
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I think, and I also like his point too, where he kind of says that, like, look, I want to make a song that's as offensive to Jews as the music that Jews make black people sing about black people as it is to them.
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Like, meaning you guys make a single about you know, wet-ass pussy and denigrating our girls and porn and pimping, and it's very offensive and it's degrading to us.
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So, how do you like it?
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You know, that's what that's what he said he was doing.
► 00:14:57
Wasn't he also starting a porn company, though?
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Uh, yeah, he really likes porn, not sure if it happened yet, but it's supposed to be Yeezy porn.
► 00:15:04
So, we'll see if it actually like a very different from his whole like gospel album, like two, three years ago.
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Well, how is porn different from the gospel?
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Uh, elaborate thoughts.
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I don't know, I think there's like a few, like a lot of differences.
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Well, there's the song of Solomon, which was a romantic, you know, basic.
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Yeah, very different.
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I think people do play roles in both of them, and there's scenes what he described.
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It's simply like fawns scalloping in the field, it wasn't, you know, I think you're confusing the text I sent you earlier about yourself.
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Yeah, that was 3 a.m. and I was drunk, and I didn't mean it, okay?
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I just like texting pretty, pretty people with nice long hair, okay?
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Also, our wives are watching, so please don't talk about that on air.
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Thank you.
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Please.
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I wanted to talk to a blueberry-faced boy, and I was like, all right, so this guy looks, look at this, go to this.
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This is diabolical how some people look.
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Look at this.
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That's so crazy.
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Like, look at that.
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That's like, let me see.
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Like, look at that.
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That's like a black Eden Miles Chong.
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That's crazy.
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All right.
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See, this is what I'm saying.
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We need to in the future.
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When you are on in the future.
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On these night shows, it should be a rule we have to drink because when we don't, well, I'll say this.
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I got thrown off because number one, it's a boring topic, in my opinion.
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Number two, that entire debate threw me off completely.
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Why?
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Because.
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Wait, what?
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What?
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What were you going to say?
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No, it just threw me off.
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I've also been working all day.
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And we are thinking about changing the show to recording with the air.
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We think about doing it at 3 p.m. instead of 8 just to have the energy, just to have the energy.
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Because when you're like here at 10 a.m. And then it's like by the time it's like 9 p.m. or whatever, it's like you're here for like 12 hours and you're shooting all day shows.
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And then the only way to get through the show is to drink together.
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But then when you drink, you almost gonna get arrested because of things that we say on the show.
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You know what I mean?
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This is true.
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There are countries I can't visit for the things I post on Twitter.
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Yeah.
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Literally.
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And that's just, that's just his adult page.
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Well, to be fair, you shouldn't have posted that you were going to bomb Myanmar.
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So, you know, they probably wouldn't take too kindly.
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So Israel didn't like the fact that I said, hey, people should take up arms and overthrow the government of Israel.
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They didn't like that.
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You know what I was?
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I was entering into Tel Aviv and you're like, well, that's probably not a good idea.
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The woke left has gone too far once again.
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We could talk about Kash Patel.
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Sorry.
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That sounds boring, too.
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Oh, no.
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He came out and said Jeffrey Epstein definitely hung himself in a prison cell.
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Yeah.
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I should look more enthralled to be here.
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Yeah, he did.
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He's so fake.
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I mean.
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Indian-controlled government.
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I know.
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Yeah.
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Indian occupied government.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's the only government that you don't see working, but you can smell them getting the job done, you know?
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Or if it's Jeet occupied government, it would be Jog.
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So that kind of rolls off the tongue.
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That kind of like a little bit better.
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Yeah.
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That rolls off tongue a little bit better.
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Okay.
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This black person said something.
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Nobody knows how Hitler was, really.
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Nobody really knows how Hitler was in person.
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How are you going to say he's a bad person?
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What if he gave out money every day?
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Like, what if he used to just walk outside and just give out money?
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Like, you know what I'm saying?
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Like, nobody really knows how Hitler was on a day-to-day basis, my nigga.
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You know, they just, y'all just know what the history book tells us.
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And if y'all didn't know, the history book is lied.
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They lied to us plenty of times before, my nigga.
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They lied about space.
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They lied about the Earth not being flat.
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You know what I'm saying?
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We are in a firmament.
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Facts.
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We are in a firmament.
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All right.
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We cannot leave Earth.
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You cannot leave Earth.
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We are in a bubble.
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You get what I'm saying?
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Like, if you try to go all the way up, you're going to hit a doom.
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That's how it's going to sound.
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We cannot leave Earth.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Me listening to my wife after I get from work.
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That's how it feels.
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But also, also, my favorite part is a black person's understanding of a good person is someone that gives out free money.
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Exactly.
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Even though he's a good person, you know, giving out free money.
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It's like the government.
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Exactly.
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It's like, oh, that's how you think, huh?
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Also, so there's a lot to unpack on that video.
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There's a lot.
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Look at that.
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They go back.
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Go back to it.
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It's like a, what do you, is that a, that's crazy.
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Well, he can't see the earth is round because his eyes are half shut.
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It's crazy, like, like, blacks just, like, get high and look like that and then think white people cause their problems.
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Yeah.
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Um, that's called alcohol, fetal alcohol syndrome.
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You know what I mean?
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That's it.
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That's different.
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Your mom.
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Like, that's not my fault.
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You know what I mean?
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This is a video.
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Like, this is like one of the one of the best worst shows in a while.
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Because sorry, guys, I apologize for the show in advance.
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But luckily, he is going to be on tomorrow on actually the real shows.
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So, while we do, all we did now is just ruin his life and take up his night and like, you know, to do this.
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But hey, it's worth being on.
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I just want to apologize for everything I said.
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I make jokes, all of them.
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So, whatever camp you're in, I just make jokes.
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Yeah, well, listen to this.
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Also, not only did the popular streamer praise Hitler, but check this out.
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Another black person waited on the Hitler song as well.
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I want to just talk about this.
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That was funny.
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Congratulations, Kanye.
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You have officially destroyed your career, my nigga.
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Kanye just tweeted out on his Twitter account saying blank, blank, uploading now.
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This is so bad, so vile.
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I can't even repeat what these two words say, but try to make your best judgment.
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And just know those two words is the name for his new song.
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As you can read, it's saying uploading now.
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So, again, make your best judgment.
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But, my nigga, it gets even worse.
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The cover for the single, as you can see, I've literally covered the entire thing because I can't even display what this even says because it is very, very inappropriate.
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Let's just say it is an image that is very hurtful to a certain demographic of people.
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Y'all can make your best judgment.
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I don't know why Connie has an obsession with these people.
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I don't know what they did to him, but it must have been really bad for him to be uploading a song like this.
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This is the end of the nigga's career.
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How has this nigga not been canceled?
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Like, genuine question, like, dash.
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Subscribe to my YouTube channel.
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By the way, uh, just real quick, uh, the picture that he's referring to, that's not even a swastika.
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Number one, it's like a weird, like, I don't know what it is.
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It's like some kind of like weird creature-looking thing.
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Like, and it kind of resembles like it's like if you put in uh a Nazi flag into AI and then spit out something else completely.
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Right, it has a sixth finger.
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It's a hot girl, but you can tell by the feet.
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Yeah, like it's it's not a swastika.
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Second thing, you never know how AI can't do feet and hands.
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So, never picture.
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But now, oh, he's like, Now, now I can make my hot AI girl fast.
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Yeah, I missed the sixth finger, honestly.
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But, um, also, too, why did he use like a fade, like a fade output or a music?
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Yeah, it's a like it's between every single cut, it's like fade, fade, fade.
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So, I know that was hurting my eyes.
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Fade to black, yeah, exactly.
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But, but yeah, because the black first one was a black faded, and now we have a fade to black.
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How is Kanye?
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Kanye's gonna be canceled after this.
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It's like, you do realize that Kanye's already been canceled.
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Yeah, okay, he's a billionaire.
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He's fine.
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So, look, love him, hate him.
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It still falls under free speech, right?
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Right.
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I mean, it still falls under his free speech.
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I mean, the Supreme Court's already ruled in this.
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It falls under art.
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He's allowed to do these things.
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You don't have to listen to him.
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You can just skip to the next song.
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Like, why is this even a topic?
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Well, also, this is from rifftv.com.
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Oh, and my thing is not working.
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So, never mind.
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I will bring it up.
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What is Rift2.com?
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In the bit.
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We put out an article about it earlier, and then it shows what that icon was.
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It's like a, yeah, like it's, it's like a cave.
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Yeah, like, it's like a cave drawing of like a weird black.
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That's great Pokemon.
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Yeah, right.
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It's actually like it's not even a swask.
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He's like, this is so bad.
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I'm like, I don't think you even know what that is because no one knows what that is, actually.
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But yeah.
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It's like so catchy.
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Right?
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The beats always say.
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Yeah, it's catchy.
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It's just really hard.
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Like, you know, this is a very Jewish city.
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And I'm like rolling past the synagogue earlier, you know?
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And I got this blasting in the car, you know?
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And I was like, you know, going 15 over in the Harman Cardin system.
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And, you know, it sounds nice.
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And is it my fault?
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Is it my fault that you're offended by this?
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Because last time I checked, this is America, dammit.
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I thought this was free speech.
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You know what I mean?
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Can I get $700,000, please?
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Thank you.
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I thought he was saying little how bigger.
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It's mumble rap.
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I'm having a hard time.
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Maybe he's saying that, and everyone's getting it wrong.
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Little how bigger.
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I thought he had a song called Free Diddy coming out soon, too.
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He does.
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Yeah, it's supposed to be on the album.
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No, we'll see what happens.
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Yeah, Free Diddy.
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Okay.
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Free Diddy, Free Cosby, Free Free Weinstein.
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Yeah.
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Free them all.
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Free them all.
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Didn't Caleb?
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She did.
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Cosby is free, though.
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He got out on a technicality.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Did you guys see the version of the song music video that didn't come out actually?
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Did you see this one?
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I don't know.
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My intern put this in.
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So this is what happens when you let 18-year-old Groipers write your show.
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Why do I have him writing the show tonight?
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It's like, it's like sometimes they're like, sometimes things get in here.
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Like, this is really, really, really graphic and off-brand.
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I'm like, oh, yeah, it's an 18-year-old racist that wrote the show tonight.
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That makes sense.
► 00:25:10
That tracks.
► 00:25:10
All of this is making a lot more sense now.
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He wrote the show tonight.
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I'm like, huh, this is a very racist show.
► 00:25:17
I love how Adam goes to a Tim cast.
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That's like, oh, so today, Pam Body said that she was going to release Epstein Files.
► 00:25:24
And then over here, we're playing Howl Hitler by Ye.
► 00:25:28
But this is a topic.
► 00:25:29
It's actually a news topic.
► 00:25:30
He was the most viral video on Twitter today.
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Where does Kanye go from here?
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Because I feel like this is definitely the ceiling.
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Not really.
► 00:25:40
That's a good question.
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I like your question.
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What do you mean, not really?
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Because I happen to kind of agree culturally.
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Like, it's like he's already said enough things.
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He's been tweeting things like that for like two years.
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Like, come on.
► 00:25:55
You ever follow a guy like two o'clock in the morning?
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He's like swerving on the interstate.
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You just want to kind of see what happens.
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I feel like that's me watching Kanye in his career.
► 00:26:03
Like, is he going to wreck?
► 00:26:04
Is he going to take someone out?
► 00:26:05
But I want to see.
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I don't know where he goes from here.
► 00:26:08
You just say, have you ever followed a girl at 2 a.m.?
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You heard what you heard.
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That would have been a way worse statement.
► 00:26:19
See how guys get away with it?
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It's like, have you ever thought a guy at two in the morning to see what happens?
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It's like, he's just said that.
► 00:26:24
It's like, just follow a woman around, chase her at two in the morning, make sure she gets home quicker.
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Hey, go home.
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Just run after her.
► 00:26:31
All right.
► 00:26:31
I have a funny story.
► 00:26:33
I did follow a guy once.
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There was a broad daylight family in the back.
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He cut me off and they gave me the middle finger.
► 00:26:39
Okay.
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And I have no idea why this happened.
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I'm like, why?
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Why would this happen?
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So obviously follow him because that's what you do if someone gives you the middle finger.
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I chase him around town.
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Guy almost gets me in three recs, but I need to know why he gave me the finger.
► 00:26:51
Pulls into a parking lot grocery store, comes out, and this guy is special needs.
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And I immediately like, oh, you have every right to do that.
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And I walked away in shame.
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So, no, he doesn't.
► 00:27:01
Wait.
► 00:27:02
Why is he driving?
► 00:27:03
Yeah.
► 00:27:04
I thought I was going to say it's Florida.
► 00:27:06
They give everyone a license.
► 00:27:07
Yeah, I was like, in Florida, you actually can't drive unless you're special needs.
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Actually, we also call that being Cuban.
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So isn't that true, though?
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Dude, literally, I'm telling you, this looks like it was written by an 18-year-old.
► 00:27:21
Like, listen to what these first of all, go to my screen here for a second.
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Look at how, look at, look at like a real, like, okay, so you have like a real topic, like, no tax on tips, one link.
► 00:27:30
Hail Hitler by Yee.
► 00:27:32
Look at how much like is in here.
► 00:27:34
And then the next sign is Italian brain rot, which is like, this is like, this is like Gen Z.
► 00:27:40
This is like.
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That's like our Instagram feed.
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No, I know.
► 00:27:42
This is like, this is like going to do great on TikTok.
► 00:27:46
Nobody would understand this.
► 00:27:47
Nobody's, like, nobody.
► 00:27:49
I get this.
► 00:27:50
Do you even understand this?
► 00:27:51
I don't understand the flow of this show at all.
► 00:28:06
Okay, like, did he really put Bombardilo Crocodilo memes into the thing?
► 00:28:11
Like, is it like, as if like our 35-year-old audience is like, bombardillo crocodiles?
► 00:28:16
Like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
► 00:28:17
Like, Adam doesn't even know what the fuck that is.
► 00:28:19
I'm pretty sure it's a pizza with mozzarella and crocodile.
► 00:28:22
Yeah, literally, I'm like.
► 00:28:25
That's a Floridian delicacy, actually.
► 00:28:26
It is.
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Yeah, it's.
► 00:28:28
A lot of people don't know that.
► 00:28:29
This is absolutely insane.
► 00:28:31
Like, this is what is insane.
► 00:28:33
It's like, it's like you have a rough start to a show.
► 00:28:35
The thing goes out.
► 00:28:36
You're tired.
► 00:28:37
And then you have an 18-year-old racist write your show, and then you get bombardilo crocodilo things.
► 00:28:42
Like, can you help a brother out here?
► 00:28:44
Can anybody help me?
► 00:28:46
Because that's rough.
► 00:28:46
That's a rough start to the show.
► 00:28:49
Let's go to a real story here and talk about something like, geez, my guy, my guy.
► 00:28:55
Let's talk about the war in India.
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Some people are calling it the stinkiest battle in history.
► 00:28:59
Trump actually had some words for India and Pakistan, and he literally just said, like, they're children.
► 00:29:04
He just knock it off.
► 00:29:05
Watch.
► 00:29:10
What's your position?
► 00:29:10
Oh, it's so terrible.
► 00:29:11
My position is I get along with both.
► 00:29:15
I know both very well, and I want to see them work it out.
► 00:29:18
I want to see them stop.
► 00:29:20
And hopefully they can stop now.
► 00:29:21
They've gone tit for tat.
► 00:29:24
So hopefully they can stop now.
► 00:29:25
But I know both.
► 00:29:26
We get along with both the countries very well.
► 00:29:29
Good relationships for both.
► 00:29:30
And I want to see it stop.
► 00:29:32
And if I can do anything to help, I will.
► 00:29:34
Hey, like, look at this.
► 00:29:35
Is a man who's not taking it seriously.
► 00:29:37
Look at it.
► 00:29:38
It's like, so what do you think about two of the worst countries in the world blowing each other up?
► 00:29:41
I don't know.
► 00:29:42
Oops.
► 00:29:42
He's like, I mean, I hope they're working out.
► 00:29:45
Yeah.
► 00:29:46
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:29:47
You know, they got tit for tat.
► 00:29:48
You know, it's like they're like blowing each other up, and you call that tit for tat.
► 00:29:51
It's like, it's just tit for tat, scatty white.
► 00:29:53
You know what I mean?
► 00:29:54
And people scat, you know?
► 00:29:55
I think him just saying knock it off is going to do it, though.
► 00:29:59
Yeah.
► 00:30:00
I honestly think it's going to do it.
► 00:30:02
Knock it off.
► 00:30:04
That's all he has to say.
► 00:30:04
He's got that grandpa energy.
► 00:30:06
He does, yeah.
► 00:30:07
I said, stop.
► 00:30:08
Yeah.
► 00:30:09
I'm really not impressed by this administration, though.
► 00:30:12
I'm completely honest.
► 00:30:13
I'm not.
► 00:30:14
And I'm a, I mean, you know, I've known people who've gone to jail for Trump.
► 00:30:17
You know what I mean?
► 00:30:19
I mean, you ever met one?
► 00:30:21
Not personally.
► 00:30:24
Is there one?
► 00:30:25
I want to channel energy.
► 00:30:26
And if you're here in the room with us, there's anyone in the room for us that's had gotten serious legal trouble for just raise raise your raise your six finger for taking up arms against the U.S. government, Sarah.
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Just raise your six finger.
► 00:30:42
Listen, I get that question all the time.
► 00:30:44
And my, I am indifferent on the on the matter.
► 00:30:47
I went because I thought it was the right thing to do.
► 00:30:50
I went because for my own, my own reasons, of my own volition.
► 00:30:52
I don't like war.
► 00:30:54
I didn't like where the country was going.
► 00:30:55
I definitely think the election was questionable.
► 00:30:58
I think everything that happened during COVID was bullshit.
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So I showed up.
► 00:31:03
No one told me to go inside of a building or say by peace to the federal government.
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I thought that was my right and responsibility.
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By the way, are there any stories that you can tell us about J6 that you couldn't tell us last time you were here?
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Yeah, because now that I'm pardoned, I was the one actually on the desk.
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It was me.
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Let's go.
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But truth be told, I have IBS, and it was more of a medical issue than a political one.
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And it was running.
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It was very runny.
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It was not a solid turd at all.
► 00:31:28
Is this real?
► 00:31:29
What?
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Really hard to scoop up.
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Yeah.
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Did you poop on the desk?
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He had to wipe it up, actually.
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Were you the guy who pooped on the desk?
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Because I pooped on the desk too.
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I've said too much.
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I think we may have mixed crayons.
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Did that actually?
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We both shot on a desk mixing crayon.
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We actually did.
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We pooped on the desk together.
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We pooped on the desk together.
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I don't really know everything that happened on January 6th.
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So, like, how old you will?
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I was like 12.
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Wow.
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Has it been that long now?
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It's crazy.
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I didn't think about that.
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No.
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She was not 12.
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She's like 17 or something.
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She was watching Bombardier Old Cross Delo.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
► 00:32:06
What's the year?
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Like, 2021?
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2021.
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It's probably some TikTok.
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That's wild and just swiped.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah, I was 17.
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I have a lot of funny stories from January 22.
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You know, I remember when I tweeted out, the revolutionaries have taken the Capitol.
► 00:32:26
That was a really dumb thing, you know?
► 00:32:28
Yeah.
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In retrospect.
► 00:32:30
In retrospect.
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However, there was a side of me, now that my investigation's been closed, there was a side of me that was like, I kind of hope something happens.
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I think a lot of people felt that way.
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And like, I was like, that's the closest we've got to something actually happening in this country for real.
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And it was like, they could have made something happen too, which was actually proof that no one did want anything to happen.
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But it was like, you know, when you actually meet the Proud Boys and people, like, they really don't actually want anything to happen.
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Like, they're not really trying to do anything.
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But it's like, man, that was cool.
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Why not?
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That was the first cool thing and the last cool thing I've ever done.
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The only other cool things I've done have been with left-wingers, like sieging, you know, the courthouse.
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That was cool, right?
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Like, like sieging the courthouse, like fighting police in the streets.
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Like, the left does cool things.
► 00:33:17
Honestly, Trump should have refused to step down.
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He's kind of lame for that.
► 00:33:20
That's what I think, too.
► 00:33:21
No, I'm not even kidding, though.
► 00:33:22
I don't think he should have conceded power.
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Like, 2028's almost upon us.
► 00:33:25
Why'd he step down?
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Like, there are people, like, his followers were being loyal and like basically risking everything to go take over the Capitol and everything.
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And then he's just like, doesn't do anything.
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I was like, come on, stay in power.
► 00:33:37
They killed some of us, actually.
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Yeah.
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Like, some of us actually lost our lives there.
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You know, either during that day or after the suicide, that actually happened.
► 00:33:46
I know Ashley Babbitt's case was just settled with the DOJ.
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Oh, which is the number is not public, but what I've heard is 23 million.
► 00:33:54
And what's, I think the worst thing about it is that there's going to be an NDA.
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Government's going to say, we actually are not fault here, but we're going to settle.
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And I think the only thing that should be said by the government is that Lieutenant Michael Bird was responsible for this.
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And he acted negligence and fired his gun into a crowd of people where officers were also there.
► 00:34:14
That's never going to be said, but it should be.
► 00:34:16
That man should be arrested for this.
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He should be tried for second-degree murder, I think.
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I completely agree.
► 00:34:23
And he also has been negligent with his firearm several times before.
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He left his firearm in a bathroom unattended in the Capitol.
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Also, in his neighborhood, his neighborhood, someone stole his car.
► 00:34:32
He ran out and fired in his neighborhood, hitting other houses.
► 00:34:36
Like this man, this is a real story.
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Psycho.
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The guy's actually a psychopath.
► 00:34:41
Yes.
► 00:34:42
Michael Bird sweet, but he's a psycho.
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A little bit psycho.
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He shoots some patriots come.
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Bang, bang, bang.
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Unana, baby.
► 00:34:51
That's not funny because Ashley Babbitt's dead.
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But yeah, I do agree with you.
► 00:34:56
As someone said, Adam Johnson seems like he would be in someone's yard, a super chat said.
► 00:35:01
Another person said, there are rumors India is negotiating to send more H-1Bs in exchange for a trade deal.
► 00:35:06
If that happens, Trump is dead to me.
► 00:35:08
Yeah, but on the J-6 stuff, you know, like I, for a moment, thought that they were going to take the Capitol.
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And I was like, oh my gosh.
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Like, what I was, I didn't think they were going to kill the Congress people, but I saw them, like, right?
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Like, they were like escaping.
► 00:35:24
And I go, are we about to occupy?
► 00:35:26
Like, is there about to be like a siege of the Capitol?
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And, like, I'm going to be like in the middle of the news.
► 00:35:30
I thought that they, like, people, then people just walked around, smoked weed, and left.
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Yes.
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And I was like, oh, that's what this is.
► 00:35:38
It was it was a display of, I think, the power of a of a small population saying, if we want to be here, we can.
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We are the voice.
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We should be listened to.
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And we do actually have authority over our country.
► 00:35:50
I don't think there was any actual ill violent will that anyone had that day.
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And if you go back and look at the tapes, the crowd was peacefully standing around until Metro started firing rubber bullets and tear gas at us.
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Like, that is actually what happened.
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So people didn't go there to be violent.
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They went there to go protest, which is our right.
► 00:36:11
Yeah, you're going to be on almost serious next week, which is like a one-on-one where you'll be really able to recount the full story.
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I don't know if you've done that in a while.
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Like a nice, like, one hour of like, just sit down face to face in a studio and like just give the whole detail like from start to finish about everything you know about mixing crayons, you know?
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From the first push to the loaf being pinched.
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The whole process.
► 00:36:33
You know, you have to grow thick skin to be on this show.
► 00:36:37
You are.
► 00:36:39
Someone said a super chat about me?
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The disease.
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Yeah, you did.
► 00:36:42
Weren't you just listening?
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No, you weren't listening.
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Okay, never mind.
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You weren't listening.
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They said they wanted just to bottle your sweat and sell it on the website.
► 00:36:51
Don't we already do that?
► 00:36:54
No, that is LectranGuy.com.
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Yeah, I was like, that's his sweat.
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Actually, we actually mixed the sweats.
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Yeah, it's his sweat with a lock of with one of Sarah's hairs in the middle of it.
► 00:37:05
So you cross dreams, you mix crayons, and then now we're mixing sweat.
► 00:37:10
No, but here's a lot of bodily fluids.
► 00:37:12
Here's the actual story, though.
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Is that we were in the bathroom, as him and I mostly are usually.
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no and then like there was that there's a convention going on for cutco yeah and that the whole point was was that it was like keep calling it the green room Yeah.
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That stall is really tight.
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And then we were like, oh, cool.
► 00:37:29
Like, you're doing an interview or whatever.
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Like, ask the guy what's the cutco thing.
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It's a big restroom.
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Oh, it's a corporate one.
► 00:37:36
It's a porta potty actually outside.
► 00:37:38
But we're like, we're like, oh.
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And I was like, so what are you, 19?
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And then he's like, 16.
► 00:37:42
And then we were like, oh, well, we should not be talking to a teenager in the bathroom.
► 00:37:45
And we exited because that was a very awkward situation.
► 00:37:48
Especially was like, so you're talking about kniving people?
► 00:37:52
That was not good.
► 00:37:53
But also we found out that I'm not going to give any shout out here, but it's definitely what's happening in the room next door is you have a very smoking hot cutco owner.
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Yeah.
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Like, and I mean that in like a traditional sense.
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Like she's a young girl, probably 21, 22.
► 00:38:10
No, like, I'm saying this in like a trad way.
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In a trad way.
► 00:38:13
She's like in her prime birthing years.
► 00:38:16
What I mean is that she's a prime birther.
► 00:38:20
Her birthing hips are very wild.
► 00:38:22
With an ability to feed many children.
► 00:38:23
Yeah.
► 00:38:24
You know?
► 00:38:24
And I know what's going on there.
► 00:38:27
It's like a reverse rich guy with hot secretaries mode.
► 00:38:30
She's the top of the pyramid scheme and she has all the young guys working there, like you mentioned, because they also get 10% commission.
► 00:38:37
Plus, they get to meet with her once a week for their update.
► 00:38:40
And every guy.
► 00:38:40
I've got that broccoli haircut.
► 00:38:42
Yes.
► 00:38:44
They should be selling trimmers, not knives.
► 00:38:49
What is that?
► 00:38:49
By the way, leave Sarah's sweet sweat out of your mouth.
► 00:38:55
Okay, well, apparently we're not supposed to talk about that.
► 00:38:58
Yeah, well, the thing is, is that when we're talking about sweat, we're talking about Indian sweat, which is what I'm trying to get in my mouth.
► 00:39:05
It's called traditional curry dish.
► 00:39:08
Exactly.
► 00:39:08
There we go.
► 00:39:09
Someone said, what I love about Sarah is her birthing sips and hips.
► 00:39:13
And someone also said, leave sweet Sarah out of the.
► 00:39:16
Oh, there it is.
► 00:39:16
Someone else said, Sarah's in her college arc.
► 00:39:19
She's literally a college.
► 00:39:20
I don't know what that means.
► 00:39:22
She's in her college era.
► 00:39:23
Sarah does look like that.
► 00:39:24
She knows what Sarah looks like with the sweater and the glasses on.
► 00:39:27
She's like a girl who would probably run a cutcoat business.
► 00:39:29
No, I'm just kidding.
► 00:39:30
No, it's like, it's like, no, she looks like, she does look like a college girl.
► 00:39:34
You know, like in the library and there's always just like those college girls, they're always dressed in a sweater and they have their glasses on.
► 00:39:38
You don't know they wore glasses, and you go with those with the big headphones on.
► 00:39:41
Yeah, that is how we dress at college.
► 00:39:43
Literally, that is the college look.
► 00:39:45
Someone said, Respect to Sarah for putting up with this shit.
► 00:39:49
Don't worry, guys.
► 00:39:50
We're going to give you the address, and you can defend her.
► 00:39:53
You can defend her honor.
► 00:39:55
I need a bunch of white knights.
► 00:39:57
Yeah.
► 00:39:57
Come to my defense.
► 00:39:58
She's just here because she has to be here because she's paid to be here.
► 00:40:01
It's just a bunch of keyboard warriorship.
► 00:40:03
Chuck E. Cheese.
► 00:40:04
Yeah, she's like.
► 00:40:05
We were like, we were at Gavin's and she was at, she was like, she walked off.
► 00:40:08
I was like, you are not allowed to walk off.
► 00:40:09
Go back on the set.
► 00:40:11
Can't walk off the set.
► 00:40:12
You don't get paid.
► 00:40:13
You're not paid enough.
► 00:40:13
You don't make enough money.
► 00:40:15
You got to get a couple hundred more thousand followers and then you can walk off the set.
► 00:40:18
I actually think we're censoring ourselves pretty well compared to usually.
► 00:40:21
This is.
► 00:40:22
We're actually way harsher when you're on.
► 00:40:24
We have to be a rule next time.
► 00:40:25
No woman allowed to be on when we're on.
► 00:40:27
Like, honestly, because when we're on, we have to sometimes questionably delete the episode.
► 00:40:31
You know what I mean?
► 00:40:32
Well, by the way, I was playing the episode from last time Bryce got here with Earl, and Earl was like, we took that down, right?
► 00:40:40
And I'm like, no, it's still here on Rumble.
► 00:40:44
I don't remember the end of the show.
► 00:40:45
Do you remember the end of it?
► 00:40:46
I don't remember the last 30 minutes.
► 00:40:48
Neither does Earl.
► 00:40:49
Those were when Earl was like passed out by the door on the floor.
► 00:40:52
And I was like, oh, shit.
► 00:40:53
And he was like, he tried to make it to the bathroom and then died like Jesus.
► 00:40:57
He was making carpet angels.
► 00:40:58
It was.
► 00:40:58
Yeah, really.
► 00:40:59
Yeah.
► 00:40:59
It's like, you know, it's a bad show.
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That's why, like, people love that, though, because the reason why we drink on shows is because, like, tonight, when we're all off, we're all tired and we're all doing this.
► 00:41:09
Suddenly, it becomes the best show in the world.
► 00:41:11
Because you're just hitting each other and dumping water on each other and like breaking microphones.
► 00:41:14
I just slap you in the face.
► 00:41:16
Yeah.
► 00:41:16
Oh, yeah.
► 00:41:17
I did.
► 00:41:17
That was someone said, anyway, I love Sarah's turn.
► 00:41:21
Someone said, I feel gay for watching this.
► 00:41:23
And someone also said, Elijah is still retarded and gay.
► 00:41:26
Thank you.
► 00:41:28
Thank you.
► 00:41:28
I did an episode with Alex Stein that never aired.
► 00:41:32
That makes sense.
► 00:41:33
His episode was Milo was pulled.
► 00:41:35
Was it really?
► 00:41:36
No.
► 00:41:39
Also, I got a message that was like, hey, I know we're on an NDA and stuff, and things were said about you on the show, and it's not up anymore.
► 00:41:48
And I was like, I didn't even ask Fray about it.
► 00:41:49
I was like, oh, that's how I found out about it.
► 00:41:51
I'm like, I was spoken about?
► 00:41:53
Was it bad?
► 00:41:54
And they were like, yeah.
► 00:41:54
And I was like, well, I shouldn't have asked that.
► 00:41:56
If I hear I'm spoken about, I just know it's bad.
► 00:41:58
It's like, oh, I'm a person.
► 00:41:59
I'm a person who spoke about you.
► 00:42:00
And you're like, oh, who did I hurt this time?
► 00:42:05
You know, at least when we're in a cutco situation, we know how to cut ourselves out of the equation.
► 00:42:10
They're good knives, though.
► 00:42:11
I had a set when I was younger.
► 00:42:12
My steps were.
► 00:42:13
Are they?
► 00:42:13
Really?
► 00:42:14
They are.
► 00:42:15
I would not have guessed that.
► 00:42:17
Where are you?
► 00:42:17
Where are you?
► 00:42:18
People are calling you Queen Arian in the comments.
► 00:42:20
Where's our Queen Arian?
► 00:42:21
I'm falling asleep.
► 00:42:22
Someone also.
► 00:42:23
Oh, I'm sorry that we're boring you with a podcast.
► 00:42:28
I'm falling asleep.
► 00:42:29
What do you want to talk about?
► 00:42:30
Yeah, what's interesting to you since we're boring you so much with our talk about your sweat?
► 00:42:35
Can we just like listen to the song again, relax a little bit, and like close our eyes?
► 00:42:39
You want to meditate to the song?
► 00:42:40
It's not exactly a meditative state that I get into once I listen to that, but you know, to each their own.
► 00:42:51
We want to meditate to a Hitler song.
► 00:42:55
It's been a weird album.
► 00:42:57
You know, the song before this was about giving his cousin head.
► 00:42:59
You heard that one?
► 00:43:00
Oh, yeah.
► 00:43:02
I was like that one.
► 00:43:03
That was kind of catchy, too.
► 00:43:05
Well, yeah, but what I liked about that song is, is he said something really relatable that we all in the studio feel is that just because you ancestrally sucked your cousin's penis doesn't mean that you like men.
► 00:43:16
People are confused.
► 00:43:18
That's a lot of you write and throw away.
► 00:43:20
You don't put a beat to it.
► 00:43:27
It's like, I was like, I was trying to explain it to my wife.
► 00:43:30
And I was like, okay, so, so Kanye West had incestual, sterile sex with his cousin.
► 00:43:36
She's like, wait, what are you talking about?
► 00:43:38
I told you, don't be gross in front of me.
► 00:43:39
I'm like, no, no, no, but you don't know, but you don't get it.
► 00:43:42
But then his cousin tried to blackmail him.
► 00:43:45
So he came out because Amber Rose says that he likes to be a song.
► 00:43:48
He came out once.
► 00:43:49
He gets his spot.
► 00:43:50
Yeah.
► 00:43:53
Okay.
► 00:43:53
I get it.
► 00:43:54
Talk about something more wholesome.
► 00:43:55
This is his song.
► 00:43:56
Let's talk about something.
► 00:43:56
All right, talk about it.
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But it'll spread away.
► 00:43:59
You just said to play the song.
► 00:44:00
You said to play the song.
► 00:44:02
I explained to her.
► 00:44:02
And she just looks at me.
► 00:44:03
She goes, I go, now do you want to hear the song?
► 00:44:05
And she goes, no.
► 00:44:09
No, I don't.
► 00:44:10
You just said, you just explained to me that the song is about ancestral sex.
► 00:44:14
I don't like that stuff.
► 00:44:16
And I said, and I was like, no, but you don't understand.
► 00:44:19
It's like trending and it's cool.
► 00:44:20
And she's like, abortion is trending.
► 00:44:23
And, you know, like, I was like, oh, you know what?
► 00:44:25
I don't understand.
► 00:44:26
It's a trend.
► 00:44:27
It's cool.
► 00:44:28
Well, it's like when you're not on the internet, when you're like, she doesn't go on the internet, you don't live on the internet.
► 00:44:31
Like, you sometimes sound, you don't realize how crazy you sound to people when you're like, explain to them.
► 00:44:35
Like, but it's, you've got to hear it.
► 00:44:36
Like, but why?
► 00:44:38
Now, listen, there is an alarming statistic that a lot of kids are molested and is almost always a family member.
► 00:44:44
Oh, yeah.
► 00:44:44
I've heard that.
► 00:44:45
That's true.
► 00:44:45
It's an alarming number.
► 00:44:47
Yeah.
► 00:44:47
So it might be the realest song that ever existed.
► 00:44:50
Yeah.
► 00:44:50
That shouldn't exist.
► 00:44:52
It is actually sad.
► 00:44:53
Like, people, like, it's a joke.
► 00:44:55
Like, people are joking about it, but it is sad.
► 00:44:57
It is.
► 00:44:58
This could just be him working out his trauma.
► 00:45:00
And the only reason we're hearing it is because he is Kanye West.
► 00:45:02
Well, I think the reason he started talking about it is because someone was trying to blackmail him with that information.
► 00:45:07
And so he's just like, well, I'm just going to come out and say it on Twitter.
► 00:45:11
So, you know, just be real.
► 00:45:14
No one can use it against me.
► 00:45:15
It's interesting because if he put it in a book, it'd be a bestseller and everyone tell him how proud he is.
► 00:45:19
But he put it in a beat and made a song about it.
► 00:45:22
And maybe that art form is not respected because that's just not how we talk about those things.
► 00:45:26
That's in a novel.
► 00:45:27
Like Chrissy Noam had a book where she shot a dog and she had a lot of flag for that.
► 00:45:31
But in a novel, it makes sense.
► 00:45:32
It's something you read, the old yeller, right?
► 00:45:35
Yeah.
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So let me just play something porn.
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By the way, so speaking of something wholesome, India versus Pakistan.
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They're at war with each other.
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And just to remind you of why I don't care about this, check out this video from India.
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Is that the Dave Matthews Band tour bus?
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Yeah.
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That's the real origin of the Chicago tan.
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Yeah, you know what?
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Every time I see India, I just don't want even who wrote the show tonight.
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This is the worst script I've been handed in.
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Like, I'm not going to lie.
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This is up there with like the worst ones ever.
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I'm like, there's nothing in here.
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Like, it's like, just like Hitler and poop and like incest.
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And like, you're like, did an 18-year-old write this?
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Yes.
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Yes, they did.
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Yeah, something wholesome.
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Do you want to see what else is in this script?
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Yeah.
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You're being baited.
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Okay.
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Here's another link from the script.
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Here we go.
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Okay.
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This is actually faith.
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I can tell.
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Actually, this should be our new intro song.
► 00:47:05
Someone said Sarah has outgrown the show already.
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Yeah, we've outgrown Sarah.
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We've outgrown Sarah.
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Could you send me a link to that, by the way?
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Yeah, it's in our link.
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Yeah.
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Was that supposed to be something?
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You want to see another?
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Oh, she wants to talk about other things?
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Okay, here we go.
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It says Burr Burr Burr Pada Pim Funk versus Bombardino Crocodilo Funk.
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I just, we're in the, we're in the...
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Real quick, Kanye's song is sounding better and better if that's the alternative.
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Could you send me that too, please?
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They're in the chat.
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Oh, thanks.
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Yeah, they're in the chat.
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All right.
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Okay, let's go to some stuff that I put in here.
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Some actually interesting conversations about the church.
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You know, a lot of people have criticisms of the Pope.
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Someone said, someone wrote in the chat, I like this show because you have no idea what you're going to get.
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It's like going down a vagina for the first time.
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Who writes this stuff?
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I mean, you can probably guess.
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18-year-old racists?
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No, going.
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I'm like, I just was thinking that.
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You know, he's brown that wrote the show, too.
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He's a brown racist.
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What do you do with that?
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The fact that a lot of these guy racist guys are mixed race.
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Give him a raise.
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I'll take it.
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He smokes so much.
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We're talking about this.
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There's all these like, there's all these like brown white nationalists, and then they want to marry a white girl.
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Like, that's not really like pro-white nationalists.
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Sarah, where have you seen that?
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Literally, my editor today, I go, what are you talking about?
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I go, I go, I go, I go, he goes, he goes, yeah, I'm probably going to marry this girl, this white girl with blonde hair.
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I go, you're literally going to nuke her jeans.
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And he goes, yeah, pretty much.
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I go, what?
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And he's like, yeah, because we know why.
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You know why?
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Because it's not replacement when you're right-wing and do it.
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Another brown W.
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But are they in love?
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Browns win.
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Browns, Browns, Browns, Browns.
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Well, it could be, it could, listen.
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You obviously have to realize that every white person is worth saving, especially when you watch videos like this.
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Jared, let's actually put this in here.
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I was talking a little bit about where the procs are at.
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I think this is actually a Roman, this is actually a Roman priest, my understanding.
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Check this out.
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So not all the Catholics get it right.
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Listen to this.
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But I wrote this series in conjunction with one of my best friends who's also a pastor.
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And this is the thing she loves most.
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She's so good at going green.
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She's so good at when I say, I am going to use this styrofoam cup.
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She's like, God doesn't want you to use that styrofoam cup.
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And said, I think that's a bit extreme.
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And I need coffee.
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This is where we have priorities.
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Her priorities are, you should see those.
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She shops at Walmart.
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And I'm always like, oh, they don't pay a living wage.
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She's like, well, I'm going to go buy reusable things.
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It's like so hard to watch.
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What are sustainable things in this spiritual practice as you reflect on your own relationship with God?
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I did remove foil from my household, but I replaced it with parchment paper.
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Parchment paper was a sustainable step.
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I could keep that one going.
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It's been years since I've used foil for baking.
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This is our invitation to lunch.
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I just smoked cream.
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Dude, okay, can I say this?
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That is like, imagine annoying that would be hanging out with people.
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You're like, oh, can I get like some food?
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Like, chicken has antibiotics in it.
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You're like, okay, I'll have steak.
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But cows are sentient beings.
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Can I just get some vegetables?
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But, you know, they're not picked ethically.
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You're like, okay, what is the ethics of me slitting your throat and bloodletting your neck out in front of me right now?
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You know what I mean?
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With some used foil, right?
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What even, you know, we call those pastorics, not pasteurs, because the ex signifies you don't know who they are.
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I love that she's just like drinking coffee out of a plastic cup and then her friend's like, God wouldn't want you to do that.
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Yeah, that's what they care about.
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God cares more about you like being gay and being like a female pastor.
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Yeah, you mean robo-scissoring each other after mass?
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That's probably a little bit less respectful to God than your styrofoam cup.
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It's like, hey, you don't think the idea that you're making out with another woman might offend God a little more than perhaps your cup?
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Didn't he wipe out an entire city because they were so sexually deviant?
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No, it was because they had styrofoam cops.
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Do you know what I'm saying?
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Style.
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And Fomora.
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Last Femora.
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Last I checked San Francisco.
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Last I checked, San Francisco is still on the map.
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Oh, get a little bit more.
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Also, just really quickly, you're telling me that video was worse than this video?
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There's no sound.
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Never mind.
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You have muted 10 words.
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Yeah, that's it.
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That's it.
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Oh, that's an actual Catholic priestess.
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We call it Catholics.
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No, no, no, no.
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Catholics don't have female priests.
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Definitely Anglican, Episcopalian.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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And they made her a special rambo flag.
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Like that's worse.
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Like, just be a Protestant.
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But people show up to that church.
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I think that's the more.
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Okay.
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Those people exist, right?
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In those positions, they exist.
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I want to know what congregation shows up listens to that.
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Are they just doing it because they want someone to advocate for their sinful lives?
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Like, oh, at least I'm not that bad.
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Better than the pastor.
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Yeah, but that concerns me more.
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That concerns me more.
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There are people that just probably grew up going to church or something.
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And then they get older and they're like, oh, like I kind of miss like feeling like welcomed at church or something.
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And then they're like, but I'm also like gay and a total degenerate.
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And I don't really want to feel any of the Holy Spirit's conviction.
► 00:53:05
I'd rather just be like affirmed in everything I do that's bad.
► 00:53:08
You weren't going to tell them our conversation that I had with you this morning.
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So they just choose like the worst church ever that's not really a church.
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Well, check this out.
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If you want to go to Protestant church, though, it's a lot better.
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Check this out.
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So may the fourth be with you.
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And also with you.
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Thank you.
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Yes.
► 00:53:27
Watch out for May the 5th tomorrow, which is actually Revenge of the Fifth.
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Revenge of the Fifth.
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Okay, there's a couple Sith Lords in here.
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So if you brought a lightsaber, please have that ready.
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Thank you.
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Thanks, brother.
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Yes.
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All right.
► 00:53:43
If this is your first time here, this is a really great taste of what goes on at this church.
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Okay.
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Listen, church is not just a place that you go to.
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It's a family you belong to.
► 00:53:55
Speaking of Sith Lords.
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And families like to have fun.
► 00:54:00
The senior pastor just brought out his Kylo Rin Sith Lord lightsaber.
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He's dressed like the dark side, carrying Kylo Wren's lightsaber.
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And we're the twins that saved the universe.
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Let that be what it may.
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All right.
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That's okay.
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Thoughts?
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Hey, to the Catholic.
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Thoughts?
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Well, I did.
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I was Protestant for most of my life, so it's not anything new.
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Crazy.
► 00:54:30
Where's the commentary?
► 00:54:32
Do I need to.
► 00:54:33
Didn't those twins make out in one of the movies?
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Yeah.
► 00:54:36
Yeah, that is true, huh?
► 00:54:37
I forgot about that.
► 00:54:38
That's part of the play.
► 00:54:39
That part really confused me as a child.
► 00:54:41
I have a couple more.
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It's like, are siblings supposed to kiss each other?
► 00:54:45
She makes a song.
► 00:54:45
I gave myself up.
► 00:54:46
I want to play.
► 00:54:47
I'm like, yeah.
► 00:54:48
She actually has siblings, so that's not even a funny joke.
► 00:54:50
It's like, oops, sorry.
► 00:54:52
She actually has brothers.
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So my bad.
► 00:54:54
All right.
► 00:54:55
We'll take that joke back.
► 00:54:55
I'll take it back.
► 00:54:56
I could have done homeslide.
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I'll take the joke back.
► 00:54:59
That's a weird flex.
► 00:55:00
I take it back.
► 00:55:01
That wasn't a joke.
► 00:55:02
But anyways, it is true.
► 00:55:04
That was weird that they had incest in there.
► 00:55:05
That was weird.
► 00:55:06
I don't really remember the context anymore because I haven't watched Star Wars in a long time.
► 00:55:10
Well, he kisses her, and then he finds out afterwards, oh, that's my sister.
► 00:55:14
They made out.
► 00:55:15
He said hot afterwards.
► 00:55:16
Hey, when that was taken out of the script.
► 00:55:19
Though I will tell you this.
► 00:55:20
I feel like the next guy.
► 00:55:22
Why did they add that in the movie?
► 00:55:23
That's like so irrelevant.
► 00:55:24
Oh, you want to Hollywood add unnecessary things like incest in the movies?
► 00:55:29
Let me think.
► 00:55:32
What do you got there?
► 00:55:34
Well, Woody Allen's a good case study.
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Yeah.
► 00:55:38
Also, this is next video of some church stuff.
► 00:55:41
I feel like, I feel like this guy got caught cheating this one time by his wife, this pastor.
► 00:55:47
This is my opinion.
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It's like, no, it's my sister.
► 00:55:49
It's fine.
► 00:55:52
I gave my sister.
► 00:55:54
All right.
► 00:55:56
So I have sisters too, so this isn't going to be a funny segment.
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Okay.
► 00:56:00
But like, you know, when people, you know, when people overcompensate, like they get caught cheating.
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And then it's like, then they're like, like, it's like they have a fat wife.
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They're like, dude, she's the most beautiful thing God ever made.
► 00:56:15
Like in front of her, like, just look at this beautiful thing.
► 00:56:17
And you're like, something bad happened a while ago.
► 00:56:19
And you're overcompensating publicly in front of me for that thing, right?
► 00:56:23
This is what I think happened here.
► 00:56:24
Check this out.
► 00:56:27
Do you really know what it's like to cry every night while your wife asleep talking about, I don't know how to love her.
► 00:56:33
I don't know how to raise these kids.
► 00:56:34
I don't even know how to raise me.
► 00:56:36
I don't even know who I am.
► 00:56:38
I'm 50 and I'm 12.
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I'm not going to let the devil that killed my father and my uncles and my cousins get me.
► 00:56:58
And I sure as hell ain't going to let him get my son.
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My son will be a better man than me.
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He will be whole.
► 00:57:06
He will be free.
► 00:57:07
He will be a faithful husband that will not be unfaithful in his marriage, verbally or sexually.
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This woman is the only woman I've been inside of.
► 00:57:17
And when I'm thirsty, I drink her.
► 00:57:21
So these performative arts, I think, are widely.
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This is.
► 00:57:25
Can you just like not talk about that at church?
► 00:57:27
What if we just read the Bible?
► 00:57:29
Like, I'm pretty sure the word of God is.
► 00:57:30
You can't read the Bible in church.
► 00:57:33
But that's what I'm going to say.
► 00:57:34
It's like, it's like, it's a really, it's a really interesting line to lead up to of like, you know, my son's going to be a better man than me.
► 00:57:40
He will not verbally or sexually assault other woman.
► 00:57:42
By the way, that's the only woman I've been inside and I drink her.
► 00:57:46
You're like, whoa, whoa.
► 00:57:48
Hey, like, maybe, maybe the boy sitting around a fire, you would use some descriptive language that would be like, maybe I drink her or something like that.
► 00:57:56
But even that's a little gay, but a little gay.
► 00:57:59
But like, you might use, you know, maybe going to a cutcoat interview, you know, perhaps.
► 00:58:05
And you use some descriptive language.
► 00:58:07
But I feel like this guy for sure got caught cheating on his wife.
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100%.
► 00:58:11
Right?
► 00:58:11
Or like assaulting someone?
► 00:58:13
I don't even know.
► 00:58:14
You don't think so?
► 00:58:14
Like that, you don't think like when you like when pastors do stuff like this, you know, they overcompensate on stage.
► 00:58:18
You never go to churches?
► 00:58:19
They go, look at we, I was like, well, didn't he like say in the video, like, my son's never going to be like me.
► 00:58:24
He's never going to sexually assault someone.
► 00:58:26
It's like, wait, it is, wait a second.
► 00:58:29
What are you trying to say here?
► 00:58:30
I think he messed up.
► 00:58:31
But also, I'm going to say, my point is, like, you never see pastors do this.
► 00:58:34
I always talk about this.
► 00:58:35
I went to APU for a while because there's a Pacific.
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You have to know this in Protestant church.
► 00:58:40
Like, I won't point to you.
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I'll point to him to keep this appropriate.
► 00:58:44
Because gay stuff's okay with the MAGA movement, right?
► 00:58:47
So, so they'll go like this.
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Like, I want everyone to see my beautiful wife up here, Marla, voluptuous looking with breasts the size of planets.
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And, oh, look at those hips, baby.
► 00:58:58
You're just looking sexy up there.
► 00:58:59
And you're going, this is very uncomfortable.
► 00:59:02
Like, do you know talking about that?
► 00:59:03
I just do that at youth group.
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Yeah, and you go.
► 00:59:05
It's like a youth pastor and he's like, he's like, yeah, that's my hot wife.
► 00:59:09
Stand up, baby girl.
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And then everyone.
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Do a turn.
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Take out that shirt.
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Throw some water on you.
► 00:59:13
It's like, whoa, what's going on?
► 00:59:15
You know what I mean?
► 00:59:16
What?
► 00:59:16
Teacher concerts for Jesus?
► 00:59:18
That's what it is, though.
► 00:59:18
And they do this too.
► 00:59:20
So weird.
► 00:59:20
They do this too.
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Ready for this?
► 00:59:22
To be fair, this was at a church in Cancun during spring break.
► 00:59:25
So it was a bar called church.
► 00:59:27
I got a lot of people.
► 00:59:28
I saw James Franklin in the back.
► 00:59:30
It was churches on 5th Street in Austin.
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Yeah, it's like it's like a church.
► 00:59:34
I think on a music street there in Tennessee.
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It's a church's band, but no, but it's like my favorite one is like you're like, you're like a youth kid, you know, and you're sitting there.
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The pastor will be like, you know, like, which is, again, I don't know why they have to describe it because they're like, you know, what married couples do.
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They'll be like, you know, you guys need to stay pure, you know, but I'm married.
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So, you know, I can go home.
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I can strip my wife down, get in a shower with her, and make sweet love to her naked body.
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And you go, I'm 11.
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You're like, no, they do that, right?
► 01:00:07
Like, even, and especially when they have the guys, I won't get too descriptive, but like, I love when, like, I love when, like, uh, like, I had an English teacher, an English female teacher do this.
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Ready for this?
► 01:00:14
I had an English female teacher.
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She's not even sexual, but like, it was worse than sexual.
► 01:00:18
It made me so uncomfortable.
► 01:00:19
I was like, she was like, I said something about like not wanting to get married.
► 01:00:22
I was, I was like 13, 14, 9th grade.
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Like, of course, you don't want to get married, right?
► 01:00:26
Why do you want to get married to a 14-year-old guy?
► 01:00:28
Like, I didn't want to go to heaven.
► 01:00:29
I can't wrap my head around the idea of eternity.
► 01:00:31
Exactly.
► 01:00:31
These are the thoughts when you're 13.
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Sure.
► 01:00:33
Exactly.
► 01:00:33
And she was like, she was like, you know what?
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One day someone's going to love you.
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And when I get home and I take off my stilettos and I sit on the couch and my husband takes his big hands and he rubs my feet up and down and gets the knots out and starts pulling on my leg.
► 01:00:48
And I go, she just explained to it and moves over to my back and just starts kneading the knots out and gives me a kiss on the side of the neck and whispers in my ear and tells me he loves me.
► 01:00:56
I'm going, oh, this is before internet pornography.
► 01:01:00
So I was asking what for lunch was today.
► 01:01:03
So how do you spell melancholy?
► 01:01:06
But I heard she told me this whole description of the class.
► 01:01:08
And we're all just sitting there like, what's up with English teachers?
► 01:01:11
Can we talk about what's up with English teachers getting knocked up?
► 01:01:15
How about that one at private schools in Florida specifically?
► 01:01:20
No, I mean, like, like in Christian schools, like, it's like, well, maybe you didn't go, but it's like, I never understood.
► 01:01:23
She was like, she was like, now that I realize, she's like 23 years old.
► 01:01:26
It's like, what are you doing teaching?
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What are you doing?
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Why aren't you at home having children?
► 01:01:30
What are you doing in a classroom?
► 01:01:32
Maybe the fantasy that she's explaining to the class is not actually what's going on at home.
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So she's projecting onto younger kids to fulfill that fantasy.
► 01:01:41
Someone said Liger is reading my slightly offensive fanfic.
► 01:01:43
Elijah, I'm going to need you to play a video that I sent you on Twitter.
► 01:01:47
Okay.
► 01:01:48
They don't understand.
► 01:01:49
I posted this a while ago, but I have some additional context now that I've scotted I need to share.
► 01:01:54
Give me one moment, please.
► 01:01:55
By the way, everyone agreed.
► 01:01:56
Everyone said, oh, by the way, that wet teacher contest was happening at Church's Chicken.
► 01:02:02
Makes sense.
► 01:02:04
It was a head of scene.
► 01:02:05
Yeah, this is tracking.
► 01:02:06
Yeah.
► 01:02:06
Wow.
► 01:02:08
This is really this show completely devolved.
► 01:02:11
Did it start somewhere to devolve too?
► 01:02:14
I feel like we just started in the mire.
► 01:02:20
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:02:21
Here we go.
► 01:02:22
Very good.
► 01:02:23
Here we go.
► 01:02:23
Check this out.
► 01:02:38
Is that a white Indian?
► 01:02:39
That's, yeah.
► 01:02:40
So this is.
► 01:02:41
No, no, no.
► 01:02:41
So this is in Canada.
► 01:02:42
So this is how they make sense now.
► 01:02:46
This is how they sell cars in Canada in this city called Brampton.
► 01:02:50
I don't know if anyone knows it.
► 01:02:52
But it's basically like only Indian people.
► 01:02:55
And so it's so Indian that even the white girls are Indian.
► 01:02:58
Have you ever watched those videos of the Toronto youth talking about?
► 01:03:06
Hey, fam.
► 01:03:07
How are you doing, fam?
► 01:03:07
No, no, no.
► 01:03:08
It's way worse than that.
► 01:03:09
That's like our youth here.
► 01:03:11
But to be like, yo, 22 is fam, Kroski?
► 01:03:14
Like, and they have always like, like, and they speak in this weird inflection and a weird tone of voice, but they'll be like, yo, 2-2 is fam, Kroski?
► 01:03:21
He was a Gerbert fam.
► 01:03:23
Like, that's how they talk.
► 01:03:24
It's crazy.
► 01:03:25
Yeah, Toronto.
► 01:03:26
Okay, okay.
► 01:03:26
Now, look at the pictures I sent you.
► 01:03:30
Someone just sent me this.
► 01:03:31
Look at the pictures I sent you on Twitter.
► 01:03:33
Pulled up.
► 01:03:33
Give me a second.
► 01:03:35
See the girl in the video, right?
► 01:03:36
Give me a second.
► 01:03:37
Keep her in your mind.
► 01:03:38
Uh-huh.
► 01:03:39
I can't get it out.
► 01:03:40
Okay.
► 01:03:40
No.
► 01:03:40
Nightmare fuel.
► 01:03:41
Give me a second.
► 01:03:42
It's not loading.
► 01:03:42
That's like me with Adam.
► 01:03:43
I can't.
► 01:03:44
I just can't get him out of my head.
► 01:03:45
Get you out of my head.
► 01:03:47
Yeah.
► 01:03:47
Well, for good reason.
► 01:03:48
Give Adam in.
► 01:03:51
It's not opening.
► 01:03:52
Really?
► 01:03:53
Yeah, I don't think you can send JPEGs on if I send it to your iMessage.
► 01:03:57
Will you get it?
► 01:03:58
No.
► 01:04:00
Signal.
► 01:04:01
Do you have Signal on there?
► 01:04:02
No.
► 01:04:03
But you can send it to my Facebook.
► 01:04:06
No.
► 01:04:07
Let me see if I have an Instagram on here.
► 01:04:09
Well, in the meantime, I'm going to play some Trumps.
► 01:04:11
My word, Cody.
► 01:04:12
Like me, I've been speaking not just a womb.
► 01:04:15
I did not cry when I was born.
► 01:04:16
I was like, hey, yo, mama, what are you seeing, Cody?
► 01:04:18
You're good.
► 01:04:19
Do you inhale helium?
► 01:04:20
I inhale everything, Credit.
► 01:04:22
Helium, potassium, Curti, the comedo Chilo R2.
► 01:04:25
What are your thoughts on?
► 01:04:26
That's how Canadians speak now.
► 01:04:28
A once white nation.
► 01:04:30
That's how they speak now.
► 01:04:31
It's like a mix of like.
► 01:04:33
It sounds South African.
► 01:04:34
Yeah.
► 01:04:34
Well, like, it's so like a lot of like patois, like it's a lot of like Caribbean slang for some reason because I think that there's a lot of Jamaicans or something there, but um, I don't know.
► 01:04:44
I don't know what's going on.
► 01:04:45
There are a lot of Jamaicans in Toronto.
► 01:04:47
Uh, well, there's a Caribbean or like West Indian, West Indian, yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:04:50
Uh, yeah, no, there's a lot of Caribbeans in Toronto, but they've been there for like a long time, so they kind of like influence the slang in Toronto.
► 01:04:57
Hey, guys, I just got a new uh message request on uh on X. Check that out.
► 01:05:02
Hitler.
► 01:05:03
Oh, I literally got a message that Hitler wants to send you a message.
► 01:05:06
She's back.
► 01:05:08
Wait, no, hold on, wait.
► 01:05:10
Hold on, wait.
► 01:05:11
Let me wait for the sound to finish.
► 01:05:14
It's a bad thing.
► 01:05:14
Sorry, never mind that.
► 01:05:15
All right, retake that on to the please.
► 01:05:17
I don't should I should I answer, fam?
► 01:05:19
No, why what were those pictures?
► 01:05:20
Okay, okay.
► 01:05:21
Uh, we don't really need to look at them, but it's like this news story, and that girl like this video went viral because like I shared, and then a bunch of other people shared it too.
► 01:05:31
Because I just got this ad for like an Indian car company in Canada.
► 01:05:35
It's like a girl, white girl dressed up as an Indian.
► 01:05:38
Turns out this girl was abducted and now has like an Indian boyfriend.
► 01:05:42
There was like a news story about it when she was like 13.
► 01:05:47
Sounds like a new Netflix surprise.
► 01:05:50
Like she literally got like kidnapped by Indians and they put her in a turban.
► 01:05:54
Like Stockholm.
► 01:05:55
So that's like what they're doing now.
► 01:05:56
Okay.
► 01:05:56
I don't know.
► 01:05:57
It's kind of crazy.
► 01:05:59
She's got a job now.
► 01:06:00
So that's you know, take the positives from it.
► 01:06:02
I don't know.
► 01:06:02
Yeah.
► 01:06:03
And she's not making street food either.
► 01:06:04
So I gotta say, it's been a lot of fun talking.
► 01:06:08
I feel like we've gone on a really productive conversation.
► 01:06:11
Worked a lot of things.
► 01:06:12
I feel insane.
► 01:06:13
I feel the same way.
► 01:06:14
I feel like we really got through a lot of depth.
► 01:06:17
You know, I feel like the audience followed us through some pretty deep cavities.
► 01:06:26
You know what I mean?
► 01:06:27
But I will say this: nobody enjoyed her time here more than Sarah Sawyer.
► 01:06:32
Of course.
► 01:06:32
Yes.
► 01:06:33
You know?
► 01:06:33
So true.
► 01:06:34
And Sarah was just telling me when Adam was talking, she was like, you know, Elijah, I'm really offended because somebody said that I'd outgrown this show.
► 01:06:43
And Shar was just telling me earlier that this was even too elevated for her today.
► 01:06:47
She wants to go more depraved, more degenerate, lower IQ, more talks about India and Pakistan fecal matter.
► 01:06:56
She said, can we drop the bar lower?
► 01:06:58
And I told her, it's impossible at this point.
► 01:07:02
This is as low as it gets at the show.
► 01:07:04
No, that's actually the Gateway Pundit show.
► 01:07:05
She has to get on the Gateway Pundit show.
► 01:07:08
It doesn't get any lower than this.
► 01:07:10
So we failed her.
► 01:07:12
We failed her.
► 01:07:13
I tried best I could.
► 01:07:14
I'm sorry.
► 01:07:15
I will do better.
► 01:07:15
Did you tell me whenever there's a woman around, you're the best at failing them, anyways?
► 01:07:19
Yes, it's actually my track record.
► 01:07:23
Disappointments.
► 01:07:24
It is.
► 01:07:24
It is.
► 01:07:25
And you know what?
► 01:07:26
You know what's also crazy?
► 01:07:28
Is I'm sitting next to two people, and by two people, I mean Mendoza's thighs.
► 01:07:34
But I'm sitting next to two people who like you guys have your own fan bases, and people like love you guys and just want to meet you and hang out with you.
► 01:07:43
And I've taken the time where I have you both together in the room to do this, which is like diabolical, diabolical waste of everyone's time, but it was fun.
► 01:07:55
You actually can't meet me if I had tried to host an event.
► 01:07:57
I had an event.
► 01:07:58
I was doing a capital tour across seven different states, and we were supposed to host a meetup bunch.
► 01:08:03
We want to come out in Omaha, Nebraska.
► 01:08:05
And two venues actually canceled my event, my meet and greets.
► 01:08:08
Really?
► 01:08:09
Yeah.
► 01:08:10
Nice.
► 01:08:11
Well, they said you're not bought your meet when you greet.
► 01:08:13
And that was actually called indecent exposure.
► 01:08:15
And that's illegal in every state.
► 01:08:17
Did you know that?
► 01:08:18
Yes, but it's only a misdemeanor in California.
► 01:08:22
Oh, man.
► 01:08:23
Again.
► 01:08:24
And this is a map of where he's indecently exposed himself.
► 01:08:30
So that's crazy.
► 01:08:32
Yeah, those are all the capitals I've been to so far.
► 01:08:34
You're trying to go to all of them?
► 01:08:36
Yes, I will be at all 50 within the next two years.
► 01:08:39
Weren't we supposed to go do something together and film something?
► 01:08:42
We still probably could.
► 01:08:43
Well, thankfully, Elijah's schedule is completely open.
► 01:08:45
I mean, he has nothing going on all day.
► 01:08:48
We're just kind of hanging out.
► 01:08:50
We're just throwing spitballs at the wall all day.
► 01:08:52
Yeah, actually, it's been, I'm actually, I actually be completely honest with you guys.
► 01:08:56
It's actually really, I'm like really spread thin.
► 01:09:01
Look, too bad that you don't get as thin as your spread.
► 01:09:04
You know what I mean?
► 01:09:05
It'd be nice if like your weight dropped as you got spread thinner.
► 01:09:08
But unfortunately.
► 01:09:09
The demand still remains the same.
► 01:09:10
I was just called fat by someone in this room recently.
► 01:09:14
Wait.
► 01:09:15
Does that mean I kind of forgot?
► 01:09:19
Well, if you don't remember that it wasn't you, then it probably was.
► 01:09:23
I don't think I would say that.
► 01:09:26
Yeah, you did.
► 01:09:36
Yeah.
► 01:09:36
No, okay.
► 01:09:37
Okay.
► 01:09:39
Do you know the do you know though, there's very few people that you can do a show like this with actually that wouldn't get offended or mad that you just like shoot the shit and say nothing with.
► 01:09:48
There's a reminder of actually being on the show with quarterback Garrett.
► 01:09:51
Except the show's a little funnier.
► 01:09:52
You know what I mean?
► 01:09:53
So you ever been on his show?
► 01:09:56
I've not done anything Nerd Rotic or Friday Night Tits like that.
► 01:09:59
I've been on with Dave Lando a couple times.
► 01:10:01
Well, Dave Lando is funny.
► 01:10:02
So Dave Lando carries the water for quarterback.
► 01:10:05
Quarterback's like the special needs student that like he's like the special needs student, but at least there's these special needs students bring value.
► 01:10:12
You know what I mean?
► 01:10:13
At least they have worth.
► 01:10:14
So like there's some intrinsic goodness about a disabled person, you know, where like you're just like, oh, that person is something good, like something natural and sweet.
► 01:10:21
So imagine you have like all the retardation of the downstream person with none of the redeeming qualities.
► 01:10:26
That's quarterback Garrett.
► 01:10:28
I hope you see this, Garrett.
► 01:10:30
I like Carter.
► 01:10:31
He's been super polite to me.
► 01:10:33
Yeah.
► 01:10:34
Well, he left me with blue balls the last time I saw him.
► 01:10:37
That happened.
► 01:10:38
Can't do that.
► 01:10:38
Can't I'm happy as I'm already falling not bagging my groceries.
► 01:10:42
I want to say this because they keep putting the cans on top of my eggs and I just they can collect carts, but I shouldn't be dying groceries.
► 01:10:48
I hate when they put eggs in like a completely different bag.
► 01:10:51
It's kind of pointless, I think, right?
► 01:10:54
Yeah, just put on top of something else.
► 01:10:55
Just don't put it in its own bag.
► 01:10:57
It's kind of unnecessary.
► 01:10:58
I don't know.
► 01:10:58
And I'm going to scramble them, but at home.
► 01:11:01
That's true.
► 01:11:02
You know?
► 01:11:04
Yeah.
► 01:11:04
Someone else said, I'm low energy tonight.
► 01:11:05
I'm actually not low energy tonight.
► 01:11:07
I'm actually.
► 01:11:09
Also, someone said, dude, everyone is just so mean to me in the comments every time.
► 01:11:14
It was just like so.
► 01:11:16
Someone says, I'll just rate them for you.
► 01:11:17
Elijah losing hair.
► 01:11:19
Elijah always had a fat face.
► 01:11:20
Elijah has a fat face.
► 01:11:24
Elijah has a fat face again.
► 01:11:26
Elijah's fat.
► 01:11:26
Elijah's like obese.
► 01:11:28
Tell a lot someone tell Eli to wear a suit.
► 01:11:31
Elijah's so high on Jeet's wet, he can't host the show.
► 01:11:37
Could you imagine if we wore a suit for this specific show today?
► 01:11:41
Like someone we know.
► 01:11:44
He always dresses pretty nicely on shows.
► 01:11:46
Elijah.
► 01:11:47
He's skinny gay.
► 01:11:49
Should I just keep reading the meme comments?
► 01:11:52
We have no other stories.
► 01:11:53
I mean, keep them coming.
► 01:11:56
All right, we do other stuff.
► 01:11:57
Elijah should retain his eyes.
► 01:11:58
I just found one right now.
► 01:12:00
No, we do.
► 01:12:01
Yeah, I know.
► 01:12:02
I know.
► 01:12:02
No one's ever said anything about me on here.
► 01:12:05
Yeah, no, not at all.
► 01:12:06
Okay, so well, we do have a picture of Sarah on vacation.
► 01:12:10
A video, Sarah.
► 01:12:11
Check this out.
► 01:12:12
All right, bitches.
► 01:12:13
We outside.
► 01:12:13
We in the pool.
► 01:12:14
I got me my little margarita or whatever.
► 01:12:18
No, I ain't trying to get no motherfucking water, bitch, because I just got waxed yesterday.
► 01:12:21
And bitch, I ain't trying to get no like skin disease or nothing or no staff infection.
► 01:12:25
Look like I'm some type of lizard or something.
► 01:12:27
I don't know.
► 01:12:28
I try to look like no strawberry.
► 01:12:29
You know what I mean?
► 01:12:31
So, yeah, my friends are on the water right now.
► 01:12:33
I'm here chilling.
► 01:12:36
Drinking my little margarita.
► 01:12:37
I just finished that picture.
► 01:12:38
Now we drinking the cans because we already emptied out the bar and whatever.
► 01:12:42
Hopefully, no bitch tell me I need no pasties this time and we chilling.
► 01:12:46
I think a skin disease is the least of his worries, actually.
► 01:12:50
Yeah, you know, there's something called AIDS.
► 01:12:52
You know what I mean?
► 01:12:52
That's also not good.
► 01:12:55
So, Sarah, what was your thoughts in making that video?
► 01:12:59
I was just on vacation.
► 01:13:01
You haven't been on a slightly offensive shit show, have you?
► 01:13:04
You haven't been on one of these yet where it just derails and we just yap about nothing for like two hours?
► 01:13:08
No, I'm mostly just serious.
► 01:13:10
No, but you haven't been on one of these yet, where the complete show's derailed and we have to just continue.
► 01:13:15
Yeah, I feel like the other ones I went on, it was like a news show.
► 01:13:19
Yeah, but sometimes they derail the shows and then it becomes this.
► 01:13:23
No, like the other, yeah, the other ones is like we're like, oh, like, let's analyze James Lindsey.
► 01:13:29
Yeah, but this one is where, is where we should have been drinking, but we're not.
► 01:13:35
You know what I mean?
► 01:13:36
This was like, this is an alcohol show without alcohol.
► 01:13:39
It looks like that thing dipped its nails into the super glue in like a crafts closet.
► 01:13:44
Did you see that?
► 01:13:45
It's like beads and pez.
► 01:13:46
It's how Freddy Cougar gets beat off.
► 01:13:48
Yeah.
► 01:13:48
I wonder if it's on a cruise ship and someone should push it over.
► 01:13:52
It's true.
► 01:13:53
I think you could hear the crunch in the shark's teeth.
► 01:13:55
That's the nails.
► 01:13:57
You know, they're like toothpicks for the sea whales.
► 01:14:00
That's how you get shark pox.
► 01:14:02
That's how you get.
► 01:14:02
You know what?
► 01:14:03
You know what I'm saying?
► 01:14:03
It's crazy.
► 01:14:04
Can I give a fee?
► 01:14:05
Can I give something that like is kind of crazy about gay people like this?
► 01:14:10
In my opinion, this guy was racked out as a child by his uncle.
► 01:14:15
Racked out as crazy.
► 01:14:16
You know what I mean?
► 01:14:17
Because like there are like they were like what are called like there would be like there's like three types of gays in my opinion.
► 01:14:25
There's like fetish gays, there's sex addict gays, and then there's I was molested gay, right?
► 01:14:32
I think the fetish and sex addict is the same thing, but then like there's a third category.
► 01:14:37
Oh, because the sex addicts, no, because the fetishes like to do like drag and like they're like, it's like, it's like this whole like, they're often way more feminine.
► 01:14:47
The sex addict guys are not feminine.
► 01:14:50
They're like, they're like, they're just like, yeah.
► 01:14:52
They're just, they're not fags.
► 01:14:53
They're gay.
► 01:14:54
So like the fetish ones are fags.
► 01:14:58
The the sex addict ones are like, they're just like trying to fuck.
► 01:15:03
And then they might pick up some of the mannerisms or whatever.
► 01:15:05
But those are the guys that might even like still have sex with girls.
► 01:15:08
You know, like they might not really truly be gay.
► 01:15:11
They just kind of like go for that.
► 01:15:12
You get a lot of those in LA.
► 01:15:14
But then guys like this to me are the ones that were like, we're molested because like they're almost like trying to be a woman.
► 01:15:20
And there's like, they sort of like have the submissive sort of personality.
► 01:15:22
It's like, okay, girl, I got my margarita.
► 01:15:24
It's like, and there's like, like, there was something like they've been.
► 01:15:27
They played the best friend a little too well, a little too long.
► 01:15:30
Well, yeah, it's like they were, they were sodomized by a larger male when they were younger.
► 01:15:36
So they developed mentally, before they developed mentally, took on a submissive role because penetration is submission.
► 01:15:43
And that's why women like to be submissive.
► 01:15:45
And when guys are like that, like they're in a submissive role, like you tell me, like submissive.
► 01:15:49
He is in prison and he need a pack of smokes.
► 01:15:51
All right.
► 01:15:51
There are extenuated circumstances.
► 01:15:53
No, but I think he got molested.
► 01:15:55
I'm not sure.
► 01:15:55
I don't know if you think that, but I think that those kind of guys got molested.
► 01:15:57
That's my personal opinion.
► 01:15:59
And I don't think everyone who's got molested turns in that to that.
► 01:16:02
But the guys that turn into that female submissive gay were the ones who got molested.
► 01:16:06
That's my, that's what I take.
► 01:16:07
It's definitely like a high correlation.
► 01:16:09
I don't think it's, I don't know if it's all of them, but definitely a lot.
► 01:16:12
What does the Mendoza report say?
► 01:16:13
Do you think, do you think that those three groups have kind of okay, so I'm a fan of there was a first generation civil rights movement where they wanted their own rights.
► 01:16:24
They want to get married, so on and so forth.
► 01:16:25
They really fought for those things.
► 01:16:26
They may have been less depraved than the second and third generation we see afterwards, right?
► 01:16:30
This is the same thing with the black community.
► 01:16:31
First generation civil rights, they want to just be treated as equals, want to go to school, drink some of the water fountains, right?
► 01:16:36
But then you go second, third generation, and they kind of lose where their message was.
► 01:16:41
They kind of lose the heart of the base.
► 01:16:43
Because I know a lot of first generation, you know, older homosexual males, I don't like the newer generations of homosexuals.
► 01:16:49
They like, you're actually ruining everything that we work for and all the things they said we were that we fought not to do.
► 01:16:54
You're making us that.
► 01:16:55
We don't need to think it's like, oh, there's like the good gays are annoying.
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They're all bad.
► 01:17:00
I'm saying there's a separate, there's, I'm saying the depravity has made it, has made it what they were trying to not be, right?
► 01:17:07
They kind of got their rights.
► 01:17:08
They always were.
► 01:17:08
They always were.
► 01:17:09
They were always doing orgies and being bad.
► 01:17:12
They hit it there.
► 01:17:12
They were spreading hate.
► 01:17:13
Yeah, they were hiding it, but that was only because they had to.
► 01:17:18
Oh, I agree with you.
► 01:17:19
I agree with you.
► 01:17:19
But even in the hiding it, I think culturally we were in a better place.
► 01:17:23
Oh, yeah.
► 01:17:24
100%.
► 01:17:25
That's kind of what I'm getting at.
► 01:17:26
It's like we shouldn't be having parades.
► 01:17:28
It shouldn't be in our kids' schools.
► 01:17:29
It shouldn't be there, right?
► 01:17:30
The sanctity of your own bedroom, I can't tell you what to do because you're an adult.
► 01:17:33
You make those old decisions.
► 01:17:35
But the second you start imparting it upon children and you start affecting culture to move to the place where we're just having parades where adults are naked shaking their fucking dicks in front of kids.
► 01:17:44
Like that's, that's obviously a bridge too fucking far.
► 01:17:47
Someone said that guy's going to be the new face of Prague or you.
► 01:17:50
Well, yeah, because the thing is, is listen, I want to conserve the values of America.
► 01:17:55
Like, if you're going to shake your freaking dick in a parade, there better be no kids there.
► 01:17:58
You know what I mean?
► 01:17:59
No.
► 01:18:00
You just like shouldn't do that in general.
► 01:18:02
No, no, no, no.
► 01:18:03
You're not MAGA.
► 01:18:05
Have you not read the writings of Thomas Paine and Ben Franklin before?
► 01:18:09
You know, your George Washington said, come on.
► 01:18:10
He wanted a country free of tyranny.
► 01:18:13
George Washington said stopping men from shaking their dicks.
► 01:18:15
I want transgenders as soon as you turn 18.
► 01:18:17
Correct.
► 01:18:18
Give a round of applause.
► 01:18:19
She's finally read the founding documents.
► 01:18:21
I thought she didn't even know what our country was built on.
► 01:18:23
It was in common sense, the third chapter.
► 01:18:25
Yeah, that was in the preamble, but yeah.
► 01:18:28
Yeah, he made gay orgy rooms in Monta Chi.
► 01:18:30
How dare you chop off children's genitals without parental permission?
► 01:18:34
Yeah, exactly.
► 01:18:35
Right.
► 01:18:35
I want a day when blacks can be free from slavery and to choose what gender they will be.
► 01:18:40
You know what I mean?
► 01:18:41
That was what we were built on.
► 01:18:43
There are now prophylactic drugs that the homosexual community can take when they want to go out and have orgies in the woods on the weekends so they don't contract AIDS or other diseases.
► 01:18:51
Oh, yeah.
► 01:18:51
Prep, right?
► 01:18:53
I don't know why I know that.
► 01:18:54
Don't ask me.
► 01:18:55
I'll go back to Elijah now.
► 01:18:57
Well, yeah, the comments are saying, Elijah knows his gays.
► 01:19:01
Elijah has firsthand knowledge from when he was the queen of West Hollywood.
► 01:19:05
Someone says, Elijah here with the expert knowledge.
► 01:19:07
Someone said, you can't repent them memories away.
► 01:19:10
Someone says, Elijah got ran through, no doubt.
► 01:19:12
And then Eli was one-fifth of a dick away from being a homosexual.
► 01:19:17
And he says, Elijah's tried all of them.
► 01:19:20
Captain Park says, speaking from experience there, Guitar Mag said, Elijah's back pocket is pulled out.
► 01:19:29
And then, I don't know what this one means.
► 01:19:31
By the way, these are my favorite people that are in the chat every week.
► 01:19:34
It says, Elijah ears, Snickers, Veins Down.
► 01:19:37
What does that mean?
► 01:19:38
Because you know how Snickers has the dick vein on top of it.
► 01:19:42
Oh, you might say eats.
► 01:19:43
Yeah.
► 01:19:43
Snickers, veins, down.
► 01:19:44
Okay.
► 01:19:45
All right.
► 01:19:46
Someone said Elijah used to be known as Mason because his asshole was as wide as a Mason jar.
► 01:19:51
Wow.
► 01:19:52
Someone said, why is this traditional girl on a gay show?
► 01:19:56
Good question.
► 01:19:57
Someone said, I'm Elijah the kosher zinc queen.
► 01:19:59
What does that even mean?
► 01:20:00
What's zinc?
► 01:20:01
What's the zinc?
► 01:20:03
It helps fight a cold.
► 01:20:03
Zinc and calcium.
► 01:20:04
I thought zinc also helps with sun protection.
► 01:20:06
It does.
► 01:20:08
That's true.
► 01:20:10
You guys, okay, some of these are just getting too sexual and gross.
► 01:20:13
There's a woman here.
► 01:20:13
Can you guys be appropriate?
► 01:20:14
We're trying to be appropriate this whole show.
► 01:20:16
There's a female on the show, please.
► 01:20:17
So it's like really girls.
► 01:20:18
Yeah.
► 01:20:19
So hey, someone said, how does Elijah remove a condom?
► 01:20:23
You farts.
► 01:20:24
Stop.
► 01:20:25
Stop.
► 01:20:25
That's the best one.
► 01:20:26
We're done.
► 01:20:28
There's a female on the show.
► 01:20:29
Can everyone be appropriate, please?
► 01:20:31
Can everyone be appropriate?
► 01:20:32
There's a female on the show.
► 01:20:33
There's a female in the show.
► 01:20:34
My kids are watching.
► 01:20:35
I have so much to explain when I go home.
► 01:20:37
No.
► 01:20:39
So what does he mean by that last line?
► 01:20:42
Well, ask your teacher.
► 01:20:44
Your English teacher.
► 01:20:46
Good callback.
► 01:20:49
No, you missed.
► 01:20:50
So this show used to be late at night.
► 01:20:52
Like it used to be like, it used to be.
► 01:20:54
It used to start at 11 originally.
► 01:20:56
And it would go 11 to 1.
► 01:20:58
And we would just go for like three hours.
► 01:21:00
And it was like the most inappropriate show, but the ratings were really high.
► 01:21:04
It was like the most inappropriate.
► 01:21:05
It was like, it was like low-key.
► 01:21:06
Like almost every episode got marked for adults only.
► 01:21:09
Because it was actually insane.
► 01:21:11
And then I toned it down because my wife was like, and my in-laws came to me and they're like, hey, this is embarrassing to the family.
► 01:21:18
Like, this is, like, actually a problem.
► 01:21:22
Like, they were like, this is, like.
► 01:21:23
I love that this is you toned down.
► 01:21:25
Oh, this is as toned down as it gets, pretty much.
► 01:21:27
And then that's when we switched to a lot of news.
► 01:21:29
I only switched to news stuff when his wife started helping me because she started choosing all these news stories.
► 01:21:36
And before it would be like, yeah.
► 01:21:39
It would be like the 10 craziest moments of fags at a thing.
► 01:21:44
I would go to like, yeah, I'd go to like satanic demon conferences and film people and talk to them and like interview fat black people and make fun of them for an hour.
► 01:21:51
It would be called Making Fun of Fat Blacks for 60 Minutes Straight.
► 01:21:54
It would be the title of the show.
► 01:21:56
And then everyone was like, people were telling me it was causing problems at their work and people were bringing stuff up.
► 01:22:01
So I had to take the show down like 50 notches just to like, I had family members crying and talking to me like regularly.
► 01:22:09
It was like almost like I was a, I was like, there was an intervention.
► 01:22:12
You walk in your grandma's stairs.
► 01:22:14
Yeah, but like, but like it's like, it's a good, it's almost like I'm like, you ever seen those like clips where it's like the little brother finds out like his mom has an OnlyFans?
► 01:22:20
That's how I felt.
► 01:22:20
Like it was like I was the mom and like everyone was mad that I had an OnlyFans.
► 01:22:23
They were getting made fun of at school.
► 01:22:25
And so then I tone it down and then we started talking about the news.
► 01:22:30
And then now about 11 people continued to watch the show.
► 01:22:33
So that's good.
► 01:22:34
So someone said that they weren't allowed to use gay as an insult because their teacher was a liberal.
► 01:22:42
And it reminds me of when I worked for conservative media.
► 01:22:45
Well, but they are gay, though.
► 01:22:49
But if you're describing someone who is gay, that's actually the right word too.
► 01:22:52
No, like using gay as an insult.
► 01:22:54
Like, oh, that's gay.
► 01:22:55
What's insulting about being gay?
► 01:22:58
I don't understand it.
► 01:22:58
Like using it pejoratively.
► 01:23:00
Yeah, that's the point.
► 01:23:01
I had in my bio when I worked for Con Ink.
► 01:23:04
I had my bios like real and straight in a world that's fake and gay.
► 01:23:08
For a community that literally has a slogan, pride, how can you use it pejoratively then?
► 01:23:13
If you're proud of being gay, how can you use it pejoratively?
► 01:23:15
It's true.
► 01:23:17
Someone said, he would get wasted and look at camel toes.
► 01:23:22
I think the intervention was necessary.
► 01:23:26
Someone's like, I remember the 11 p.m. shows, those were a while.
► 01:23:29
It's like it would.
► 01:23:29
And it'd be like 2:30 in the morning.
► 01:23:31
We'd still be going.
► 01:23:32
And then it'd be like, I remember, I would just wake up at the desk and cast out and just with someone on the floor with like throw up on the floor.
► 01:23:38
And it would be like, we'd wake up at like five, like, what the heck?
► 01:23:41
And I go on the internet and it's like still be streaming.
► 01:23:43
Your arm would just be in the shot.
► 01:23:45
And you're like, that's not good.
► 01:23:46
And we'd have to delete it, you know?
► 01:23:48
So it was, that was, um, yeah.
► 01:23:51
But so that was an that was an interesting thing.
► 01:23:54
Um, someone said, I got fired back then.
► 01:23:56
Good times.
► 01:23:57
Yeah, it's crazy how that happened, huh?
► 01:23:59
Um, someone else said, Imagine being a guest on this show.
► 01:24:02
That's that's so sad.
► 01:24:04
Imagine having to be on the show.
► 01:24:06
That's crazy, too.
► 01:24:07
All right.
► 01:24:08
Uh, I signed up for this.
► 01:24:09
I had the night off.
► 01:24:10
Yeah.
► 01:24:13
Oh, man.
► 01:24:14
Um, someone said, Yeah, who's like, Yeah, I'm gonna stay in and watch cat videos in my snuggie.
► 01:24:20
Well, the good part is, is I have some really expensive cigars here.
► 01:24:24
Fantastic.
► 01:24:25
We could have one.
► 01:24:27
Can we share it?
► 01:24:28
Only if I get the tip.
► 01:24:31
Um, all right, a couple more clips here.
► 01:24:36
Uh, so obviously, uh, Alpha Fox shared this, and he was saying he loves how women are looking natural today.
► 01:24:43
Check this out in LA.
► 01:24:48
I'm gonna have the best freaking night in my life.
► 01:24:52
So that's crazy.
► 01:24:53
Who wrote the script?
► 01:24:55
It literally was like looking natural.
► 01:24:56
Fox, you click on the link and it just sort of opens.
► 01:24:59
I'm literally, Sam is like, Sam didn't Sam write do this?
► 01:25:02
That's not a real doll.
► 01:25:04
What is who made this?
► 01:25:05
This is like a real doll.
► 01:25:05
That's not like he knows we had a woman on the show tonight.
► 01:25:09
He doesn't know.
► 01:25:09
What the heck?
► 01:25:11
I told him I was going on.
► 01:25:12
What did he do?
► 01:25:13
Did he really?
► 01:25:14
I told him not to put anything appropriate or inappropriate.
► 01:25:17
Did you really?
► 01:25:17
Oh, I think you said the opposite.
► 01:25:19
Yeah, that's not that bad.
► 01:25:20
That's why I'm not anything appropriate.
► 01:25:22
Yeah, don't put anything appropriate.
► 01:25:23
That's why I accidentally said, don't put anything appropriate.
► 01:25:27
Double negative confused him.
► 01:25:29
Yeah, like, let's see the next clip here.
► 01:25:30
Is there any redeeming value here?
► 01:25:31
Don't put anything inappropriate.
► 01:25:35
A white woman.
► 01:25:40
The music is crazy.
► 01:26:02
I'm getting a message from the script.
► 01:26:04
Oh, okay.
► 01:26:04
Wait.
► 01:26:05
So that was an accident.
► 01:26:06
That was actually just a video of Sarah driving through Fort Lauderdale earlier today.
► 01:26:11
So that shouldn't have been in there.
► 01:26:13
That was.
► 01:26:13
I can't.
► 01:26:14
That was an awesome mistake.
► 01:26:15
Oh, actually, yeah.
► 01:26:16
Do you guys think I can't do that?
► 01:26:17
Well, that was a mistake, too.
► 01:26:17
Yeah, you're right.
► 01:26:18
I'm a girl.
► 01:26:19
I don't drive.
► 01:26:19
Those kids are like curbs.
► 01:26:20
They'd all be on the ground.
► 01:26:23
People think I'm actually joking when I say that.
► 01:26:25
Like when I'm like, they think I'm like baiting when I say I don't drive.
► 01:26:29
I don't drive.
► 01:26:30
That reminds me of the Angelina Jolie trip.
► 01:26:32
Do you remember that when she went to Africa and took a couple kids home?
► 01:26:36
Yeah.
► 01:26:36
Are they trans yet?
► 01:26:38
I think one actually just untrans.
► 01:26:41
Oh, really?
► 01:26:41
He trans?
► 01:26:42
Oh, really?
► 01:26:43
They did an N tower, N-word tower when they're children.
► 01:26:47
Oh.
► 01:26:48
Shocking.
► 01:26:49
Dude, like, this is the most diabolical script.
► 01:26:51
Like, look what it's look at.
► 01:26:52
Look at what its things are labeled.
► 01:26:53
Look at this.
► 01:26:55
Ugly Jews talk about toothpaste.
► 01:26:57
Whoa, that piques my interest.
► 01:27:01
I'm like, what's the issue?
► 01:27:02
What's the issue?
► 01:27:02
I don't get it.
► 01:27:04
What?
► 01:27:08
Are you here for toothpaste?
► 01:27:10
Skip toothpaste, artificial flavor, titanium dioxide, and fluoride.
► 01:27:14
Instead, I try these two better options, repend disruptors and neurotoxins.
► 01:27:21
I swear he didn't even think about putting anything that could be a conversation in this show.
► 01:27:27
Like, it was like, hey, what if we did an 18-year-old brain that watches too much TikTok?
► 01:27:31
It was like, that's what I, yes, it seems like I'm on a TikTok stream or something.
► 01:27:35
This is these videos like stream of consciousness.
► 01:27:37
The titles and everything.
► 01:27:38
Like, I'm not even just blah, blah, blah, blah.
► 01:27:40
I'm like, you know what I mean?
► 01:27:41
That's why, like, I'm having a hard time.
► 01:27:43
Because I'm like, okay, well, how do we segue to that?
► 01:27:47
You know what I mean?
► 01:27:47
So, like, hey, Jews are ugly.
► 01:27:49
What's the, what's the point?
► 01:27:50
Do we have a toothpaste ad read or something?
► 01:27:52
What are we?
► 01:27:53
I couldn't even do ads on this show.
► 01:27:56
Anyway, guys, go to vanman.shop slash Elijah.
► 01:27:58
A promo code Elijah 10% off.
► 01:28:00
And they have the toothpowder there.
► 01:28:02
I would bring it up right now, but don't worry about it.
► 01:28:03
Okay.
► 01:28:04
So here's the next video.
► 01:28:05
Let's see if this has any correlation.
► 01:28:08
Next video.
► 01:28:09
It is an actual replication of my husband's penis with his ashes that I have fully been spreading around the gathering.
► 01:28:20
He's here.
► 01:28:21
It is an actual replication.
► 01:28:23
So this is not any better at this point.
► 01:28:25
This is like.
► 01:28:25
What are we supposed to say about this?
► 01:28:28
So he's just like, hey, it's relatable.
► 01:28:33
I hope your parents don't watch this episode.
► 01:28:34
Tell them no one to watch this, please.
► 01:28:36
This is terrible.
► 01:28:38
Thoughts?
► 01:28:40
Okay, I just stopped telling people to watch my shows a little while ago.
► 01:28:46
Thoughts?
► 01:28:48
He couldn't be here, but he certainly came everywhere.
► 01:28:56
Because he's dead.
► 01:28:57
Sounds like he's got a bunch of people.
► 01:28:58
Because he's dead, he couldn't be there, but I got it.
► 01:29:02
Okay.
► 01:29:04
Did you, though?
► 01:29:06
Because it was a little deep.
► 01:29:07
I don't know if this might have gone over yet.
► 01:29:09
Six feet or six inches deep.
► 01:29:14
I'm sorry.
► 01:29:15
I'm sorry.
► 01:29:16
This is like a horrible show.
► 01:29:17
Yeah.
► 01:29:18
Oh, man.
► 01:29:20
Thoughts?
► 01:29:21
Sarah thought?
► 01:29:24
I feel like I need to like.
► 01:29:26
I'm getting a phone call from my wife after this.
► 01:29:28
It's got to be a good one.
► 01:29:29
Is she watching?
► 01:29:30
I hope not.
► 01:29:31
I really, really hope not.
► 01:29:33
Me too.
► 01:29:33
I hope mine's not watching either.
► 01:29:36
That being said.
► 01:29:40
Okay, next video.
► 01:29:42
Here we go.
► 01:30:01
He said, uh, Latinas online versus in real life.
► 01:30:04
That's really savage.
► 01:30:06
He's going to get killed later.
► 01:30:08
My God.
► 01:30:08
Death by Chonkla.
► 01:30:10
She kind of looks the same.
► 01:30:12
Yeah, she just has angles.
► 01:30:15
She just has like, she just has a hair up and it's like, I don't know.
► 01:30:22
Maybe it's like a girl thing.
► 01:30:23
It's just like, if I like look at like a picture of a girl on social media, I like can like see like, oh, what does she look in real life based on just like automatically like, well, that's a good angle, makeup, lighting, blah, blah.
► 01:30:33
I feel like guys looking at they're like, that's exactly what she looks like in real life.
► 01:30:36
And then they meet her and they're like, wait.
► 01:30:39
So the heart of the story, the reason why he's pissed and sharing that's because she had 17 glam shots on Instagram.
► 01:30:47
Kind of normal these days.
► 01:30:49
Yeah, it should stop.
► 01:30:50
It should stop.
► 01:30:52
You call that Oyster Rockefeller when you have 17 clams, eat them all at once.
► 01:30:58
Someone said, this stream is like when you're having the best time hanging out with your friends, but you're so tired and you just want to go home and go to bed, but you stay.
► 01:31:09
Well, that is me, but also I didn't even want to come to my friend's house to begin with.
► 01:31:14
What if your friends paid you to come?
► 01:31:18
What if they forced me to come?
► 01:31:19
Is that the OnlyFans?
► 01:31:21
Oh, okay, okay.
► 01:31:23
Okay, all right.
► 01:31:25
Someone said her name is Chungus Torta.
► 01:31:27
Okay, last video, last video.
► 01:31:31
Last video.
► 01:31:31
I guess this is, he'll say, it says this one relates to the last one at least, so at least let's play this.
► 01:31:36
Okay.
► 01:31:49
I don't know what to do.
► 01:32:23
So I think he got that way from not having a father in his home.
► 01:32:27
I'm getting another message from the scriptwriter.
► 01:32:31
No, that was another video from Fort Lauderdale.
► 01:32:33
Sorry, that was actually.
► 01:32:34
That was actually Miami's brickle.
► 01:32:36
That wasn't meant to, though.
► 01:32:37
Sorry, that was bricklet there.
► 01:32:39
Interesting, it's actually a deconstructed 7-Eleven chicken roller.
► 01:32:44
You don't like that, do you find?
► 01:32:46
I tried to watch it.
► 01:32:47
He was eating a raw monkey kind of gross.
► 01:32:49
Want to hear the most like diabolical super chat that we've got tonight.
► 01:32:53
Oh god uh, just just because this part alone, don't let the shit get to you.
► 01:32:57
You're the best journalist I've ever seen.
► 01:33:00
Says sick of shitty gov. And then also says, and I'm glad you're honest and dedicated, tell Kez hey, from the chat I'd be honored to buy you, buy your beer someday.
► 01:33:08
You're the best journalist I've ever seen.
► 01:33:11
I meant, oh wait, I didn't mean that one, I meant this one, I think.
► 01:33:14
I think that was for Elijah, that's for her.
► 01:33:17
That def, that definitely was not for.
► 01:33:20
That was for her.
► 01:33:21
You just let it be for her.
► 01:33:22
Okay, just let it be for you.
► 01:33:24
It's a good win.
► 01:33:25
In the end.
► 01:33:25
We were all the best journalists.
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In the end, it was the best journalist you met along the way.
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Yeah, thank you on that note on.
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On that note yes um, solid way to end the show.
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On that note, um, I just wanted to end with something positive, that I just thought we could at least redeem the time that we've had together and end on a positive note.
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We'll end on, this is bitch.
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Yeah, so that was just to end things on a happier note All those other videos not up to the editorial standards of the show at all, this one, this one, was yeah honestly, that was the most non-editorially standardized show i've ever done in my entire life.
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Thankfully, you're gonna be on like real shows tomorrow, which is our interview show, and our rift report show, which is like actually a media show.
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This however, I don't know what this was, but I I just want to say it was an experience and i'm glad we had it together.
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You know yeah, you know, and sometimes it's the black people destroying stores.
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That's really the lesson that you, that that you learned.
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That makes it all worth it.
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Thoughts, I need a shower after this show and I had a cry.
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I need a...
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Adam, what's, what's, uh, where can people find and follow you?
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Oh, I'm on Twitter at Lectern Leader.
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If you want to give me a follow-up to this show or unfollow me, I also opened up a merch shop.
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Unfollowed.
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I got a presidential pardon, so now I can make money, which is nice.
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The website is called unlicensedfurnituremovers.com.
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We give away.
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We give away 51% of all of the profit to my charity.
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We're 100% of the money that comes into that goes to families who have been wrongfully persecuted and prosecuted by the DOJ.
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Nice.
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You know, awesome.
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And guys, I'm going to actually ask you, maybe you want to unfollow the show too.
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You probably should.
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You guys will be able to follow the show, but maybe you want to click the button and then unfollow us.
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Completely understandable.
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It's actually understandable.
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If this was the show regularly, I would unfollow us too, to be completely honest.
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But yeah, Sarah took off her glasses because she was just tired of looking at everything we were putting on the screen.
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So it got that bad.
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Sarah, do you even want people to find you and follow you at this point from here?
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No.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Sarah Stock on Sarah C. Stock on Twitter.
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And Sarah.stock.politics on Instagram.
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Mendoza thoughts Oh, man.
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I'm just going to read a couple of the comments here as we go.
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Someone said, Elijah is the only thing when my dad died on the show.
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That actually happened.
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That actually happened.
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He was when his dad died when we were on the show.
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We just kept going.
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Wait.
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Yeah.
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No, that's not a joke.
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Actually, was he like sick or he just got shot?
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He had cancer.
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He got shot.
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Dad's not black.
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That's like, that's very two polar different scenarios.
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So either got sick or got shot.
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Wow.
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Someone else said best journalist is Sully Elijah and Who Led a Woman on the show again.
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She'll never want to come on again after this, thanks to you.
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Thanks to us.
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I'm not coming on again.
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Someone else said, someone said, Sarah must now get re-baptized.
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True.
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Someone said he's like, yeah, this show's kind of different from Timcast.
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Is there like a big overlap between like Timcast watchers and slightly?
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I think everyone has watched Timcast.
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But people watch this.
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People like, they have like confessions in our comments.
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Like, I'm sorry, I'm done watching Tim Cast.
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I'm done kissing the wall.
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I've come here for a while to find out that I hate myself and then go back after I feel like I've gone insane.
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People say like they'll watch me for a few months until they feel like they've lost their minds and then they go back to Timcast to get sane again.
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I like the full spectrum of podcasts.
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Give me funny, give me silly, give me serious.
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I want it all.
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Yeah, someone said Elijah is the only faggot I like.
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Thank you for that again.
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Right in that.
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Someone said Elijah needs a vacation in India.
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Someone said Glenn Beck told me Elijah gave him a handy once.
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Whoa.
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Okay.
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I can't even say that on the show, so I'm going to get in trouble for that one.
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Someone said the show gives me cancer.
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That's great.
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And said Elijah should scream at us like Tim Poole does.
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And then I don't know.
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Okay.
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What was that last one?
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Someone said I was going to cut myself, but watch this show instead and it hurt worse.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, wow.
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I love you.
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Like, Elijah's my favorite degenerate.
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It's like, these are not nice gods, you know?
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Everything's always like, he's my favorite faggot.
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I love him.
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He's my favorite degenerate.
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But actually, true, it is fun when you do curate a group of people.
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You don't like the biggest group of people, but they, you know, you know that too.
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They just like love your bullshit.
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Yes.
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And everyone who watches the show is a bit of a bullshit too.
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I bet you everyone who's watching this right now, your family members tell you you're kind of bullshit.
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You know what I mean?
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You kind of, I'm sure that never happens to you.
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Your wife's family never was like, oh, you're kind of full of shit sometimes.
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You know what I mean?
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Oh, they do all the time, actually.
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Oh, okay.
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All the time.
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Yeah.
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But my followers are awesome.
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I did a whole week of just making soup and sandwiches.
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I mean, like every post.
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Oh, yeah.
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Actually, that was awesome.
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Making soup and sandwiches.
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Everything looked really good.
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Well, thanks.
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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No, yeah.
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Check out his immediate actually.
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I have his media tab up right now on the Twitters.
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I don't see any soup and sandwiches, though.
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I do see a couple of weeks ago.
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This one's pretty good.
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The Berenice sauce.
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Oh, yeah, it broke.
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It was actually a tragedy.
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There's a miso marinated shiitake mushrooms in a, I want to say a Berenese with a lemon ginger risotto.
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Sounds gay.
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I like how this, how this uncultured filth right here says, I'm more concerned about the pile of maggots you put the steak on.
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It's risotto.
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Okay.
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You uncultured.
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It's a risotto.
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Wow.
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Also.
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Okay.
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We're going to end the show.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Are you not ready for show business?
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You're not ready for show business?
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I don't think so.
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Have you ever done a 24-hour stream?
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It's crazy.
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Yeah, we call it the biz.
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Yeah.
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In the biz, we call it the biz.
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In the biz, quit and just go have a baby.
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What do all the comments want me to do?
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Anyway, it takes a little bit of time to get there.
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So I would hold up at least a couple weeks.
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I guess I'll get a husband first.
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Yeah.
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Probably.
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That's also like a little bit of a fusion, the first step.
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Unless you're black, you can skip right to the kids.
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You know what I mean?
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But according to what I learned today from Joel Barry's that race isn't real.
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So you could be black because I wouldn't know by looking at you.
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Get enough money because buy one.
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Someone said, Was this a show?
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I don't think so.
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Have we been doing a show this whole time?
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No, someone said this is like in real life shit posting.
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So someone said, like, yes.
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Sorry.
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Next time, we just pull up Twitter and just shit post just all the way through.
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Dude, all right.
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All right.
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We love you guys.
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Shout out to my guests tonight.
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Someone said the show is free and worth every penny.
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Thank you so much.
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that's so mean wait a second someone else said I'd make Sarah the best single mom Oh, man.
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All right.
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Oh, shit.
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All right.
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Anyway, I'm not reading that last one.
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Have a great rest of the week, guys.
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And may God bless the United States of America.
